Source Weekly - June 23, 2016

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The Fate of Mirror Pond

Eating Our Way Through Bite of Bend

outdoors P49 Mountainboarding: The Latest Extreme Sport

Foodies & Fermenters Unite!

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Join us for this exclusive event pairing beer from Worthy Brewing and a dinner menu specially prepared by our own award-winning Executive Chef Travis Taylor.

The tasting dinner will take place at Carson's American Kitchen, located in the Sunriver Lodge.

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Bring the family, pull up a blanket or low-profile chair and enjoy live music at the The Backyard—with 16 regional brews on tap and beer garden–style food offerings.

Friday: Soul Searchers, Saturday: Out of the Blue Sunday: High Street

Immerse yourself in the essence of warm breezes touched by soft florals and fresh citrus with our special summertime spa offerings:

4TH OF JULY FUN RUN

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Spark your joy of running during the Annual Sunriver Resort 4th of July Fun Run. The 5K and 10K courses wind through beautiful and scenic Sunriver Meadow and beyond featuring gorgeous views of the Deschutes River, Mt. Bachelor and Paulina Peak. Visit our website for details.

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9:00 a.m. check-in and lineup | 10:30 a.m. parade start Stop by Sunriver Resort's Bike Barn on Sunday, July 3 from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. to decorate your bikes.

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Angela Moore talks to Central Oregon law enforcement officials to find out how much money was stolen, where it went, and what the punishment might be for the perpetrator.

> Feature: Climate Change Resolution - p. 9 Jaclyn Brandt explores the winding road from Climate Change Ordinance to Climate Change Resolution, and the business community’s concerns about the process.

> Special Issue: Summer Events - p. 12 Plan out your whole summer with our nifty guide to what’s happening this season in Bend and beyond.

> Art Watch: Chucks in Public Places - p. 37 Have giant rock chucks invaded Redmond? Annette Benedetti explores the latest public art installation in Redmond.

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The Fate of Mirror Pond

Eating Our Way Through Bite of Bend

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OPINION Letters

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that she prefers to be respected and that she is willing to earn that respect.

Bernie Sanders began his campaign as a person whose genuineness, candor, likeability and issues appealed to many of us. However, eventually the smell of power took over and, as it did, Bernie resorted to the very tactics that most of us do not respect, and his dignity and credibility went with it. His reasons for demeaning Hillary Clinton are apparent and selfish. They should not influence out judgment.

Who is your source for “liking” or “trusting” Hillary Clinton and what are their motives for trying to get you to adopt their views instead of originating your own?

Initially, it appeared to many of us that it was just the Clintons that encouraged Republican hatred, ridicule, scandal and investigations. We turned to President Obama, only to learn that he too warranted hatred, derision, disrespect, obstruction and judicial obstruction of his policies. Of course, the Clintons and the Obamas are DEMOCRATS - the enemy of the Party of ME. So, do we allow the Republican Party to define our nominees, our leaders, or do we make up our own minds, trust our own instructs and decide for ourselves who we “like” and who we “trust?”

Finally, there is “Society.” In the 1950s and 1960s, Society was telling nice, young white women, despite a college degree, to keep their heads down, get married and have children.

That was not enough for Hillary Clinton. She wanted to do more. Therefore, she dared to raise her head about the “line of anonymity.” In so doing, she became a target. She was targeted by other white women and, of course, certain white males. Some white women, instead of seeing her as a role model for their futures, felt threatened by the fact that she did not confirm their chosen life role. Some white men just felt threatened. Their PLACE IN SOCIETY was being threatened. So, they attacked.

But Hillary Clinton is still standing. It may be that being “liked” is not all that relevant to being President of the United States and Commander in Chief. Hillary would probably say

LIGHTMETER

~Carolyn Hill

TRUMPED All the pundits and blowhards need to go back to John McCain’s comments on why he supports Trump, which was basically because he (Trump) is the one chosen by the voters. None of the other goony clowns in that sideshow were chosen, just Trump. The Republicans have only their idiotic selves to blame for not fielding a better team, which shouldn’t have been very difficult, considering the one they ran. Deposing Trump in Cleveland and running another candidate would make it blatantly clear to even the stupidest segments of the American electorate that we no longer have a democratic system of government in this country (did we ever)? Are the goons running the show willing to risk hammering that home to the sheep and cattle? I guess we’ll have to wait and see. ~Marco Munez

IN RESPONSE TO “OREGON’S EDUCATION CRISIS,” (5/25) In your May 25th editorial on Oregon’s Education Crisis you correctly illustrated the incredibly complicated funding pickle our state’s education system faces.

However, you said that Oregon has the highest minimum corporate tax rate in the country.

You also mentioned that the $5 billion in revenue that the A Better Oregon campaign (aka: IP28) will generate was “not specifically tied to education.” Neither of these things are true.

In fact, Oregon has the country’s lowest corporate taxes, and the revenue collected from IP28 has not only been specifically earmarked for education, but it has also been earmarked for senior services and healthcare.

IP28 has assembled a coalition of 300+ community groups, businesses, professional health care workers, nonprofits, community leaders, organized labor unions and professional educators to hold our state legislatures accountable.

When it does pass in November, we will continue to hold our representative’s feet to the fire to make sure that badly needed revenue ends up in the classrooms, in services for seniors, and helps some of the 400,000 Oregonians who have fallen through the cracks and still have no health care.

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I know what you’re thinking: “We can’t trust our state legislatures with a $5 billion blank check. How do we know those funds will end up in the classroom, or for services for seniors and health care?”

As I mentioned before, our work is not done after the ballot measure passes. We still live in a democracy. We need to keep pressure on our state representatives - and that’s exactly what the A Better Oregon coalition plans to do. Would you rather “trust” C-corporations like Pfizer, Bank of America & Comcast who are happy to hide their profits in offshore accounts and pay their CEOs exorbitant annual salaries?

“Isn’t this really just a sales tax that low income consumers will end up paying?”

No, IP28 was specifically crafted to target C corporations with more than $25 million in Oregon sales. That’s less than 1 percent of Oregon businesses.

“But won’t the companies simply pass the costs onto consumers?” Not if they want to stay competitive. Cysco is not going to create a separate price structure just for Oregonian restaurants or breweries. If they do, it sounds to me like a great opportunity for local farmers markets, small farms and for local restaurants and breweries to buy local and finally lose their dependence on big out-of-state corporations.

• Bend LaPine District spends $2,100 below the national average per student.

We need this revenue. When Oregon students do better, we all do better. Businesses and our communities need an educated healthy work force, and we all need something besides poverty to look forward to as senior citizens.

A Better Oregon (IP28) is a step in the right direction and a very important piece to an incredibly complicated funding puzzle that Oregon currently faces. ~Travis Overley

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The Republican Party literally hate Hillary Clinton for two reasons. First, she is a Democrat. Republicans are the Part of ME. “ME” is the Party itself, first and foremost. The Republican party exists for itself, its own power and power for its predominately white constituents known to be the upper class, wealthy, management, elitists, corporations and the like. PARTY BEFORE COUNTRY. The Democratic Party its the Party of “WE.” It views our society as being collective, diverse and as not having equal opportunity (yet) to explore our individual potential regardless of race, religion, or lack thereof, gender, gender identity, etc. As such, the Democratic Party, even with its known flaws, tries to move us ALL forward and tries to provide for those who cannot provide for themselves.

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EDITORIAL Mirror Pond Dam

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ow that PacificPower has announced it's planning to keep the Mirror Pond dam after all, we can all breath a temporary sigh of relief.

While in some quarters this decision by the energy company has upended the apple cart of “progress” on Mirror Pond, for those who share the sentiment that the best solution for the Deschutes River is one based in science, the news is encouraging.

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PacificPower is not the first entity to be pulled into the vortex of bad policy that seems to prevent meaningful progress around a solution for the river.

PacificPower’s position shift regarding the dam is a natural business phenomenon that occurs with frustrating frequency when trying to move between the private sector and governmental agencies. It is hard to find fault with PacificPower.

Instead of lamenting the fact that one of the constantly moving pieces in this struggle to solve the river problem is once again moving, perhaps we can use this time to solicit meaningful input about what the community vision for the river looks like and more importantly, what we are willing to pay for that vision.

There has always been and always will be a lot of nostalgia for the ol’ pond as a scenic

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centerpiece. Oldtimers imagine that Bend wouldn’t be Bend without a warm, shallow, mirror-like surface. And yet we know fish can’t survive in that artificial setting which is why environmentalists and anglers would be happy to lose Mirror Pond altogether by removing the dam and allowing the river to flow more freely. And while the Deschutes would need a lot more restoration work to bring back a healthy anadromous fish population, it needs to start here.

Bendites continue to be sold the idea that the only solution is a public/private partnership that preserves the ol’ pond, provides some perks for the Parks and Rec Department, and pays off financially for developers.

And yet, no one seems to know what it will cost to dredge Mirror Pond now, much less in the future. And so far, no private entity has offered to foot the bill.

If Bend voters knew the true cost of maintaining the ol’ pond, we suspect it would go the way of the gas tax.

Lost in all the hand-wringing over losing out on a deal with PacificPower is the fact that there could be a scientific solution that comes with federal funding, if we are willing to restore the river to its natural state. But as long as there is no clear consensus from the commuity, Mirror Pond will continue to stagnate. SW

N NEWS More Money, More Problems Former Deschutes County Sheriff Captain pleads guilty to embezzlement

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ommunities place a lot of trust in local law enforcement. The uniform, the badge, and the title are bestowed upon trained professionals who are hired for peacekeeping and protection. That trust was violated by former Deschutes County Sheriff Office Captain Scott Raymond Beard, 46.

Beard worked in the Deschutes County Sheriff ’s Office as head of investigations for the drug division, known commonly as CODE (Central Oregon Drug Enforcement). Part of his duties involved the handling of federal funds, which his team could withdraw as “buy money,” for use in sting operations in which undercover officers purchase narcotics from suspected criminals. It was Beard’s job to approve these transactions.

“What Beard was doing was basically skimming from the top,” says District Attorney John Hummel. “Someone would approach

were under Federal rule, both parties are subject to federal charges.

Beard pleaded guilty to two counts of theft of funds from a federally funded program and two counts of money laundering. US District Judge Michael McShane will hand down his sentence on Aug. 23. Beard is facing the possibility of spending the next 20 years in federal prison. As part of his plea agreement, he is required to pay back all of the $205,747 he embezzled.

The missing funds were discovered in a standard audit of funds and transactions conducted when Deputy County Sheriff Shane Nelson was appointed in July 2015. Nelson noticed a few discrepancies under Beard’s handling of funds and ordered a more indepth investigation. When that investigation identified possible misuse, he contacted the FBI.

“The difference between stealing from a retail store and abusing your power in law enforcement is significant.

You may get a warning from your boss at the shop, but there really is no warning for those in uniform.”

-District Attorney John Hummel

him and tell him they needed, say $5,000 for an investigation. Well, he would withdraw $10,000 and keep the difference.”

Besides lining his pockets with “buy money,” Beard also took evidence from investigations.

According to the official indictment, he was keeping coins and other precious metals that were seized during arrests and raids, and evidence of these thefts stretch back as far as January 2014. In all, Beard’s take is estimated at $205,747.

To add yet another twist to the story, Beard’s girlfriend and co-defendant, Krista Murdock, was employed at the Deschutes County Sheriffs Office from February 2011 until March 2013. Despite the fact that Beard was married, the indictment makes clear that the two were involved in a sexual relationship from October 2013 until at least September 2015. It was during this time that Murdock went from girlfriend to codefendant, because Beard spend much of the money to pay for her breast augmentation surgery, as well as international and domestic vacations, concert tickets, basic monthly bills, gym memberships and even tanning fees.

Murdock’s case is still pending, with a status hearing scheduled for July 3 at the Federal Building in Eugene. Since all of the funds

“I’m glad that he got caught and I’m glad that the money he stole from the citizens will come back to them,” says Nelson.

Hummel concurs, saying, “I am extremely proud of the way Sheriff Nelson handled this situation. The public can look at this two ways, but the way I would hope they look at it, and I am biased on this, but to look at it like we are identifying the problem and getting rid of it.”

According to Sherriff Nelson, “We are in the public service industry, and keeping those relations is extremely important. I am devastated that there was this infringement on the public’s trust. We want to do what we can to win that back.”

Hummel adds, “The difference between stealing from a retail store and abusing your power in law enforcement is significant. You may get a warning from your boss at the shop, but there really is no warning for those in uniform. Law enforcement are held to a higher standard, as they should be.”

Longtime Bend residents will recall that in 2002, Deschutes County Sheriff Greg Brown pleaded guilty in federal court to embezzling $575,000 over six years. He was sentenced to 33 months in federal prison and required to repay the money. SW

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opular personal-finance website WalletHub recently released its 2016 Car Insurance & Credit Scores Report, shining a light on a controversial pricing policy among the automotive insurance industry: the direct use of an individual’s credit score in determining policy costs.

In Oregon, WalletHub found a 68 percent fluctuation in premiums based on credit. Data also show that Oregonians who have no credit pay on average 53 percent more for insurance than people who have good credit.

To read the full report and search by state, visit wallethub.com.

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forcement agents were killed in the line of duty in 2015, a 20 percent decrease from the 51 officer fatalities reported in 2014. Another 45 officers perished from line-of-duty accidents, the same number as last year.

Of the 41 law enforcement deaths, 38 involved a use of a firearm. Handguns were cited in 29 incidents; rifles were named in seven cases; and one incident involved a shotgun. Three officers were killed by vehicles.

Complete details can be found in the Uniform Crime Reporting Program’s publication, “Law Enforcement Officers Killed and Assaulted, 2015,” which will be available online at fbi.gov this fall.

Bend Livability Project Exceeds Expectations

The City of Bend is searching to fill two volunteer positions on the Bend Economic Advisory Board (BEDAB). This is a three-year appointment to advise the City Council on matters concerning economic development, guide the City’s marketing outreach to businesses, and provide entrepreneurial support among community resources.

Currently the board is looking to increase professional diversity among members, specifically seeking representatives from high tech, aviation, biotech and outdoor recreation and equipment industries. Although these are subject areas that they are targeting, the City encourages all those who think they would be able to contribute to apply.

Applications close at 8am, Aug. 1.

To apply, contact the City of Bend at 541-388-5505 or visit bendoregon.gov/ committees.

Please Don’t Release Your Pet Turtles Into the Wild Yes, this is an actual request from the

Invasive turtles can snap the natives.

Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW). Blame this on whoever abandoned an invasive snapping turtle in Roseburg, which turned up in the Yancalla Water Treatment Plant.

Turtles can live a long time, giving them ample opportunity to mess with our native Western Painted and Western Pond turtle populations. The invasive snapping turtle species cannot only outcompete its local rivals for food, it lays more eggs than the natives.

No reports yet on whether it’s still safe to flush Timmy’s goldfish.

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Bend Livability is on many minds.

Bend is growing, and quickly. Some say too much, too soon and most want a say in the direction of changes, but don’t know where to start or how to go about it. For those who don’t know: The Bend Livability Project is an optimal place to get a foot in the door, offering knowledge and participation through workshops, discussions, and conferences.

More than 3,500 Bendites engaged in Bend Livability Project’s June 2-5 Livability Conference, focusing on transportation, housing, art, funding and neighborhood livability. The four-day event included workshops and panel discussions exploring topics such as Affordable Housing, Creating Cooperation Not Conflict (between businesses and neighborhoods), and Tangible Tools for Shaping City Policy (how neighborhoods can influence the future of their community). The Tower Theatre screened “The Human Scale” by Andreas M. Dalsgaard, which examines architecture in modern society as it is used to better its inhabitants: what works, what doesn’t, and how things could be changed for better or worse. Attendees also had an opportunity to experience a “Disability for a Day,” to find out what it might be like for the 20 percent of Central Oregonians living with a disability.

Participants also worked on current and future projects, including a permanent kit created specifically for maintaining bike and pedestrian lanes and crossings, a mural designed by local teens from Basecamp Studio and painted by the community, and the creation of the Eastside Coalition, a citizen’s group that focuses on the often overlooked East side of Bend.

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BUSINESSES WARMING UP TO LOCAL CLIMATE CHANGE RESOLUTION

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resolution presented before the Bend City Council is looking to effect environmental change locally, but has been causing controversy due to the way it was introduced. The resolution for climate action was originally introduced as an ordinance before the city council—something that did not sit well with local business advocates.

The most recent language of the ordinance stated that, “By 2030 all businesses, local governmental entities and individuals living or working in the city shall collectively reduce the city’s per capita fossil fuel use by 40 percent and by 2050 by 70 percent. Fossil fuel usage from 2010, or more recent years, shall be used to establish a baseline for both of these targets.” However, there has been no baseline study, in 2010 or more recently, and local business advocates expressed concern about establishing set goals without understanding what Bend’s greenhouse gas baseline is or having a conversation about how best to reach those goals.

At the June 15 Bend City Council meeting the ordinance was reintroduced as a resolution, which removes any set goals for the community (but does keep the goals for the city government). The move allows for a steering committee to conduct the studies needed, as well as to come up with a plan on how to best achieve goals, before it becomes a full-fledged ordinance.

NEED FOR A CLIMATE CHANGE The ordinance began its journey a year ago

when a group of citizens, calling itself the Climate Ordinance Working Group, came together to begin talking about the issue. Numerous communities in Oregon are working on, or have passed, their own initiatives, and the group wanted to look at what was needed in Bend.

“We basically came up with a draft and we did talk to a couple (city) councilors and some city staff to get their feedback as well,” said Nikki Roemmer, one of the members of the citizen group. “We definitely wanted it to be attainable, we wanted it to be something that the city council and city staff could jump on board with. And also something that was meaningful.”

The group spoke with City Councilor Doug Knight, who encouraged them to come up with their own language, rather than relying on city staff.

The Climate Ordinance Working Group spent a year meeting to formulate the text of the ordinance. According to Roemmer, they looked at studies in 25 other cities that have current, pending, or implemented climate action plans, and found the top priorities were similar, including: buildings and energy, food and agriculture, land use and transportation, urban forests and natural resource systems, and consumption and waste.

Because the ordinance has been introduced as a resolution, the text has changed to allow time to study the current environment in Bend and propose plans for implementation.

To do this, a climate action steering commit-

tee would be created to oversee the development of the plan, and local businesses would potentially be an important part of that.

According to group member Bob Lorenzen, who also ran sustainability programs at the Eugene Water & Electric Board for 30 years, the committee will do an assessment to identify the major generators of greenhouse gases in the community. He explained, “It’s fair to say that looking outside of city government to the community, probably the major focus is going to start taking a look at building efficiencies, both in the residential and commercial or business sectors. And there are plenty of opportunities that exist.”

The goals of the commission will be to come up with scenarios, generate ideas for implementation, cost items out, and determine where the burden will fall.

The Climate Ordinance Working Group felt it was important to study what other cities have done, but stressed that the local plan will be very specific to Bend.

“We did create this so that the public would come together to decide what Bend’s plan would be,” Roemmer said. “We’re not Eugene, we’re not Portland. We’re Bend. And so (our focus is) what’s going to work for Bend.”

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would have to be achieved, even though the group did not have a baseline greenhouse gas study or even an initial path to achieve those goals. Even though the ordinance would create a steering committee to study what needed to be done, that committee would have to work within the pre-set goals. Members of the business community showed the most concern about the proposed text.

“None of them are going out to the business community and saying, ‘You have to do this by so and so a time or else,’” she explained.

“All of them are looking for ways to capture low-hanging fruit, incentivize actions that are a little harder, and doing that with partnerships.”

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The second issue was enforceability. The climate ordinance working group acknowledged

business communities, rather than forcing them into change.

“WE DEFINITELY WANTED IT TO BE ATTAINABLE, WE WANTED IT TO BE SOMETHING THAT THE CITY COUNCIL AND CITY STAFF COULD JUMP ON BOARD WITH. AND ALSO SOMETHING THAT WAS MEANINGFUL.” -NIKKI ROEMMER there is currently no way to know whose responsibility it will end up being, and group member Helen Seidler explained that this will not be a one-on-one measurement: “It’s not like every household or individual is going to be measured.” She said some will end up doing more, and some will end up doing less.

REINTRODUCTION The Climate Ordinance Working Group wanted to introduce the plan as an ordinance because they worried about a resolution falling by the wayside.

For Roger Lee, executive director of Economic Development of Central Oregon (EDCO), that presents a big problem for businesses.

“It’s very difficult to regulate and to enforce individuals. (Are we going to ask) ‘Did you drive your car five times this week?’ How is somebody going to monitor that? So businesses wind up footing the bill for this a lot of the times,” he explained. “They are kind of the lowest hanging fruit for regulatory bodies to go after.”

“We drafted the policy as an ordinance because it ensures that Bend will start taking action now, that the climate action plans will be created by the broad community, and a plan will be adopted by city council within a specific timeframe,” Roemmer explained. “We also thought an ordinance was the appropriate policy framework because an ordinance intent is to establish a long-term rule, policy or procedure, and climate change is a very long-term issue.”

EDCO has not yet taken an official stance on the ordinance, but Lee said if the ordinance had originally been presented as a resolution, they would have taken less issue with it. He felt it was the wrong way to present a new idea to the community, especially the business community.

With the new resolution, those goals for the community (businesses and individuals) would be laid out after the studies are completed. Group members said they are “disappointed” in the move to a resolution and are “concerned that the community goal by 2030 to collectively reduce the city’s per capita fossil fuel use by 40 percent and by 70 percent by 2050 has been removed or lacks clarity. The timelines for the climate action plans are also vague, since they are stated as approximate, which raises some concerns.”

Knight said another issue with implementation is the lack of a baseline measurement, because, “It is very difficult to enforce something that you can’t measure, or that there is difficulty measuring.” Because much of Bend’s power is purchased from a larger grid that gets its energy from multiple sources, pinpointing exact energy production vs. usage is not always an easy task.

The change from an ordinance to a resolution will also help the steering committee establish a timeline for setting the goals and then implementing them, something that the committee expects will help enforce the eventual ordinance in the long run.

The change from an ordinance to a resolution means that there will be community feedback before any community goals are set.

According to Gillian Ockner, senior policy analyst with the City of Bend, this will help create more discussion about who can help and in what ways — as well as who will pay for implementation. Other cities that have passed similar resolutions are working with their

But for Knight, the move to a resolution was also a message to his fellow councilors that the Climate Working Group is willing to compromise, in hopes they will receive a unanimous vote—which would in turn send a strong message to the community about how serious the city is about climate change.

“The change from ordinance to resolution in my mind is an incremental step necessary now to get us to the end product of an ordinance in order to have the maximum buy-in, the broadest community support possible, and thus the greatest advocacy. It’s necessary now to make it a resolution,” he said.

COST The problem remains that no one knows what implementation or costs will look like, but Knight and the Climate Ordinance Working

From left, Helen Seidler and Nikki Roemmer from The Climate Action Working Group. Photo by Jaclyn Brandt.

Group are hoping businesses and individuals are willing to take a chance, especially since they have shown their willingness to compromise. More than 75 businesses have signed on to support the resolution so far, and Ockner explained those businesses taking the chance on the unknown could be important to helping other businesses understand how it will affect them in the future.

“We have a lot of businesses out there that are early adopters of highly efficient energy operations,” she explained. “So the first step would be to engage the business community in discussion of, ‘Let’s look for examples in our existing community of what can be done’ and really analyze the cost savings so that they can then look for ways to market that to other businesses.”

Knight also stressed the importance of buy-in from stakeholders, “…including the businesses in the community who will realize that through efficiencies we also can have environmental change. So we are going to describe environmental change as a goal, but as a by-product of that we are going to have efficiencies in our business, which is good for business and profitable as well.”

The city recognizes its budget will be tied to the city’s implementation, but businesses

and individuals will also be on the hook for their share. The Climate Ordinance Working Group has not yet looked into whether there will be any sorts of incentives offered, including grants, for businesses or individuals to implement the ordinance, but Seidler believes that it will be an “…incentive in and of itself to move in that direction.”

“I don’t think it’s realistic for individuals and businesses to expect that there is going to be no change involved, no working out new strategies, and perhaps bearing some costs,” Seidler said. “But in the long term we can’t afford not to do it.”

The City of Bend is ready to work on implementing a climate change plan, and if the resolution passes, Ockner believes it will bring important change to Bend’s infrastructure.

“I think that is going to be challenging and we’re all going to have to grow and stretch, and there are going to be uncomfortable parts of it I’m sure. But having businesses at the table to talk about that is going to be critical,” she said. “From my perspective this is a huge opportunity for the community to look at ways we can make good decisions for responsible use of public dollars.” SW

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Outside Events JUNE-AUGUST

JUNE 25

Bend Elks Baseball

USA Triathalon and Duathalon National Championships

BASEBALL—With over 17 years of baseball history, the Bend Elks are more than ready to represent their hometown this season. Games at the Vince Genna Stadium started early in June, and run through the end of August. Catch your tickets for as low as $6 or go big with a season pass, starting at $125. Tickets available at the gate, by email, or by phone at 541312-9259. bendelks.com

SPORTS—The national triathlon and duathlon championships have come to Central Oregon to wind their way through the gorgeous towns of Bend and Sisters. Register online today to run, then bike, then run again alongside some of the most dedicated athletes in America. The competitions start near NW York Drive in Northwest Bend. Standard entry fees are $120.

Register online at teamusa.org

JULY 22-26 Subaru Outside Games SPORTS—Subaru of Bend’s annual Outside Games has something every red-blooded Oregonian can enjoy.

Activities range from biking and water sports to outdoor concerts and yoga in the park. Learn more about pricing and activity locations on the website: subaruofbendoutsidegames.com

JUNE 24-26 Pacific Crest Weekend Sports Festival SPORTS—Full or half-marathon, you’re sure to get the most out of the experience. Kids’ events start at $20, and this year marks the 20th anniversary of the Pacific Crest Weekend Sports Festival. Whether you partake in the bike tours, the kids’ events, or even the marathon adults start at $30. Go online to reserve your spot in this amazing Sunriver event. sunriverpaccrest.com

JUNE 24-26 Crooked River Roundup Rodeo RODEO—Whether it’s your first rodeo or your 100th, the Crooked River Roundup Rodeo and Horse Races at the Crook County Fairgrounds will entertain guests of all ages.

Prineville hosts the rodeo each summer, with tickets starting at $10 for some events. Get yours online at crookedriverroundup.com

JUNE 25 Slide the City FUN—Remember those fun (treacherous) backyard slip ‘n’ slides?

Join your fellow kids-at-heart in riding the mega one-thousand-foot-long slip ‘n’ slide course down College Way and Saginaw Avenue, not to mention the day-long block party afterwards.

Late registration starts at $35, and is available on the website—but not for long! slidethecity.com/location/bend

Bike riders start from High Lakes Elementary School, while the 5k takes place through the neighborhoods of Northwest Crossing. Register online at tourdeschutes.org

JULY 16 Deschutes Dash SPORTS—Get ready for the one-day multi-sport event you’ve been waiting for! The festivities begin on Saturday morning in the Old Mill District in Bend. With triathlons, duathlons, kids’ obstacle races, and more, you’re sure to have enough fun to last you all summer long. Register online at deschutesdash.com until July 7, or in person at Fleet Feet in downtown Bend.

JULY 19-24, JULY 27-31 Oregon High Desert Classics HORSES—What better way to spend the final weeks of July than enjoying a stunning display of horse and human talent against the backdrop of a summer day in Bend, not to mention supporting a quality nonprofit at the same time? Take in the shopping and food options while observing the hunter-jumper horse shows. Admission to the Classics is free, but some special events require a ticket. Learn more at oregonhighdesertclassics.org or call 541-389-1409.

JULY 29-30 Cascade Lakes Relay

JUNE 26 Pickett's Charge! 2016 Memorial DC MTB Race MOUNTAIN BIKING—Pickett’s Charge Mountain Bike Races have been meeting that description for almost 15 years. Alternate course routes are set for 22-mile races as well as 16-milers.

Beginners and elite riders will feel right at home racing and pedaling hard through Central Oregon’s fresh air. Registration fees start at $40 for adults, and $15 for juniors +18 years old and younger. Sign up online at picketschargebend.com

JULY 9 Tour des Chutes SPORTS—Supporting cancer care and survivorship for children and adults in Central Oregon, The Tour des Chutes is back by popular demand. With five different bike routes and distances as well as a 5k fun run/walk, you’ll have your pick of activities for the day.

There's no way to lose the Cascade Lakes Relay, 7/28-7/30

SPORTS—Feeling masochistic? Well, don’t! The Cascade Lakes Relay folks don’t expect you to win this race all by yourself. What they’ve done is set up an opportunity for you to hone your teamwork skills, joining friends for an unforgettable adventure. To compete in the Cascade Lakes Relay, team up with 5 to 11 like-minded individuals who take turns running the relay and trading off “legs” of the journey. Each season, teams let their imaginations run wild, with names, costumes, and warrior chants showing every bit of enthusiasm possible. This team event takes you from the scenic Cascade Mountains down to Bend and helps benefit Oregon cities along the way. Charities across Bend, La Pine, and Silver Lake have received over $170,000 with the help of the Cascade Lakes Relay.

If running is the only thing holding you back, a walk option is available as well. Recruit fellow walkers for the alternate 132-mile relay—still no short jaunt. Relay runners start at 350 Resort Drive, at the Diamond Lake Resort, while walkers start at 53224 4th Street in Silver Lake, several miles down the running course. Both groups finish at Riverbend Park in Bend. Register for either group online at cascadelakesrelay.org. Don’t miss it!

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SEPTEMBER 3-4

Haulin’ Aspen

Sunriver Marathon for a Cause

SEPTEMBER 17 Pacific Amateur Golf Classic

Run through the woods at Haulin' Aspen, 8/6.

RUN—The Haulin’ Aspen races are back for their 12th year of friendly competition. As in years past, this exciting event features three races: the marathon, the half-marathon, and the Half-As, clocking in at 6.5 miles. Wherever you are on the racing spectrum, Haulin’ Aspen is ready to encourage you with its famously beautiful course trails and craft beer at the finish line. Take in your victory with a gift bag full of prizes and an iconic Haulin’ Aspen medal that does double-duty as a bottle opener.

Early bird registration has ended, but you can still get on board with ticket fees as low as $30 for the Half-As, $45 for the half-marathon, and $70 for the full marathon. Whichever trek you choose, know you are one of the lucky individuals participating in one of the top races as ranked by Trail Runner Magazine. Of course, if you’d prefer to take part in the cheering, volunteers are always needed and appreciated. Haulin Aspen’s valued volunteers receive a half-off coupon to future Lay It Out Events races, race goodie bags, and for those over 21, free admission to The Little Woody beer, cider & whiskey festival. You just can’t lose.

SPORTS—In the 20 years the Lithia Pacific Amateur Golf Classic has been taking place, there’s never been a better time to get out and enjoy the greens at the Sunriver Resort.

Registration fees for the Classic start at $530 and include three days of

SEPTEMBER 18 Crush Cancer RUN—Presented by Faith, Hope & Charity Vineyards, this yearly event offers three activity options - a half marathon at 11 am, a 10k at 11:05 am, and a 5k at 11:10 am. Join us for the races at the vineyards at 70455 Lower Bridge Way. Then relax with a set of post-race goodies, including a free drink, a complimentary wine glass, and a t-shirt to prove you did your part to crush cancer and pound pavement all in one. Prices start at $35. faithhopeandcharityevents.com/ crushcancerrun

SEPTEMBER 18 Bend Open Streets

So gather with dozens of others at 7 am on Saturday at the gorgeous Wanoga Sno Park for both the start and finish. What are you waiting for?

Get your aspen in gear and register online today at haulinaspen.com.

JULY 20-24 Cascade Cycling Classic CYCLING—Want to race the longest stage on the continent? In its 37th year, the Cascade Cycling Classic continues to grace our humble town this summer. These incredible bike races are held July 20-24. Register online to get more information about the various locations, categories, and stages. cascade-classic.org

AUGUST 13 Shriners Run for a Child RUN—Good exercise, good people, good food and a good cause—that’s why people have been enjoying the Shriners Run for a Child event for almost four years. Participate in the 5k for as low as $30 or the

10k for $35. Get ready to run at 9 am in the morning, and then relax and treat yourself to a barbecue meal afterwards, all in the beautiful Riverbend Park. Register at centraloregonshriners.org

AUGUST 21 Beat Beethoven’s 5k RUN—Spend a Sunday running to the beat of a different drum—or Beethoven’s 5th symphony. This run/ walk 5k supports Central Oregon’s local symphony and provides its own background music. The race takes off from the COCC campus track at 9:00 am and remains mostly on paved roads. Register on their website at beatbeethoven5k.com.

The streets open up to pedestrians, bikers and pets, 9/18.

EVENT—It’s not a race or a festival, but it will inspire you nonetheless.

Don’t expect parades or free drinks, just a really good time. It’s nothing Bend has ever done before, but we welcome you to join in the fun for the first Bend Open Streets. Bend Open Streets is an idea in sustainable commuting practices, encouraging fresh air and exercise. On this one day, first through sixth Streets and Olney through Hawthorne Avenues in NE Bend will be temporarily closed to motor vehicles, leaving the roads vacant and ready to be filled with walkers, bikers, runners, as well as some furry friends. Several square city blocks will be just the same as ever on a beautiful Sunday—but without the gridlock and the exhaust fumes. While it may seem like a uniquely Bend idea, Open Streets has been done before— over 150 cities across America have Open Street events like this one to help families play together and to remind them of what is easily forgotten—that travel by car is not the only means of transportation, nor is it always the best one. So don’t let this once-a-year event drift by without taking part!

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RUN—Join in and see all that the beautiful Sunriver resort has to offer.

The sixth annual Sunriver marathon event features a full and half marathon at 7:15 on the 3rd, along with a 5k and a kids’ race at 8:30 and 10:30 the morning of the 4th. Registration fees also benefit St. Charles Cancer Services. Register at the resort lodge on 17600 Center Drive or online and gear up for a great weekend! sunrivermarathon.com

golf, a $200-value goodie bag, and all the golf essentials you’ll need for the whole Classic. The three-day tournament begins on Sept. 17, with check-in taking place at Sunriver’s Bend Golf & Country Club store on Country Club Drive. Register online at pacamgolf.com

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r s i & a s A t rt E ve n F EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH Last Saturday “Art Walk” with The Workhouse ART WALK—Similar to the Downtown Art Walk, the Last Saturday Art Walk draws fewer tourists and offers a wider variety of products to peruse and purchase. Located in the Makers District—on First and Second Streets between Greenwood and Olney, the monthly event features art openings, live music, food carts and complimentary beverages.

Bring the whole family. 6pm10pm. The Workhouse, Bend. Free. theworkhousebend.com

JULY 4 Old Fashioned July 4th Celebration & Pet Parade PARADE—The Pet Parade is one of the most beloved events in Central Oregon, and the Old Fashioned 4th of July festival is one of the few institutions that hasn’t changed much over the years. With food carts, crafts, three-legged races, watermelon eating contests and live music, Bend’s 4th festival is a throwback to a much simpler time. Starts at 10am.

Downtown Bend and Drake Park. Free. visitbend.com

JULY 9 Sisters Outdoor Quilt Show

JULY 8-10

JUNE 25

Bend Summer Festival

Central Oregon Pride

FESTIVAL—Though the music and food lineup are still being determined, one thing is sure: C3 events will throw a fantastic good three-day party for Bend Summer Festival.

Expect multiple stages, a fine artist promenade, a kid’s area, plenty of food and cocktails, and an entire section just for jazz music. All day. Downtown, Bend. Free. c3events.com

JULY 8-10 The Oregon Country Fair FAIR—The Country Fair means so much to some people that each year starts a countdown to the next one. With almost two dozen stages including a Tiny Puppet Theater, a Youth Stage, and a Dance Pavilion, it’s easy to find anything and everything you’re looking for. It’s a family-friendly event, so bring the kids. Check oregoncountryfair.com for ticket prices and availability. Veneta.

JULY 21-24 Balloons Over Bend HOT AIR BALLOONS—There is something truly awe-inspiring about seeing the Central Oregon skyline dotted with hot air balloons. The Balloons Over Bend Children’s event in Riverbend Park also benefits Saving Grace and is a hands-on approach to learning and creating. Visit balloonsoverbend.com for times and event details.

JULY 23 Sunriver Classic Car Show QUILTS—The Sisters Outdoor Quilt Show is the largest of its kind in the world, displaying more than 1,300 quilts every year and drawing at least 10,000 viewers from every state and 27 countries. Festival-goers can stroll through the quilt-lined streets and take part in workshops and classes. Starts at 9am. Sisters. Free. sistersoutdoorquiltshow.org

ANTIQUE CARS—This is the 3rd annual Sunriver Antique and Classic Car Show, and all the different time periods and models will be well represented. Whether it’s a Model T or a 1970s muscle car, all classics are welcome. Bring the kids and show them true engineering that has fallen by the wayside. Starts at 10am. The Village, Sunriver. Free. villageatsunriver.com

Central Oregon Pride will shine bright in Drake Park, 6/25.

FESTIVAL—In the wake of the devastating massacre in Orlando, Central Oregon Pride is here, offering an opportunity for a deeply wounded group of people to come together and celebrate with friends, family, and allies.

“Pride has always been the time for people to say, ‘We’re here; we live here too. This is what we look like. We exist,’" says festival director Paige Matthews. “After what happened in Orlando, it has become vital that we come out, show up and be seen, and say that we’re here. Central Oregon Pride is a great place to do that.

The more people we have there, the more people will see that we really do live here, too, and we’re proud of who we are. It’s a place where people can take a stand by being visible.”

Jake Woodmansee will return to this year’s festival to emcee as Hedwig. Pride festival attendees can also expect to find workshops, auctions, photo booths, a kids zone (complete with bouncy house), a screen printing shop for Central Oregon Pride shirts, a good old-fashioned pie eating contest, Stonewall Lounge and, of course, the Dykes on Bikes motorcycle ride. Local artist MoWo will play a set before a moment of silence for those lost in Orlando.

Workshops include “Supporting LGBTQ Survivors of Intimate Partner Violence” from Saving Grace, “LGBTQ Sexual Health” from Planned Parenthood, and “How to Be An Ally” from PFLAG, among others.

Whether you’re a member of the LGBTQ community, an ally, or just curious, Central Oregon Pride welcomes you to share the pride we have in ourselves, in our community, and in one another. When we stand together as a community, we stand together with pride.

Noon. Drake Park, Bend. Free. centraloregonpride.com

AUGUST 3-7 Deschutes County Fair & Rodeo FAIR—For many people, the County Fair is where a lot of life’s firsts happen: first kisses, first fights, first few hours of freedom to explore an environment without the parents, and first time throwing up and laughing at the same time. Fairs are so deeply engrained in the North American collective childhood that there is always an undercurrent of excitement when the Fair comes to town.

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The concert lineup is impressive, as usual, featuring Tracy Lawrence, Queensryche (!!!), Trace Adkins, and The Wallflowers. And the rodeo is always a hit for everyone in the family, because who can resist airborne cowboys, barrel-racing cowgirls, and smiling, sparkling rodeo queens?

The Deschutes County Fair and Rodeo is coming. Ride the zipper, eat an elephant ear and make some really fun mistakes.

Fair time means fun times for kids of all ages at the Deschutes County Fair.

Check expo.deschutes.org for prices, times and events.

AUGUST 12-14 Sunriver Art Fair ART SHOW—This year’s art fair will feature multiple disciplines, including jewelry, mixed media, textiles, metal work and painting. It will also include live music from Franchot Tone, Juju Eyeball, Bill Keale and others, as well as food from the likes of El Caporal, Goody’s, Panini’s and more.

Opens at 10am. Sunriver. Free. sunriverartfair.com

AUGUST 12-14 Flashback Cruz CLASSIC CARS—Presented by the Central Oregon Classic Chevy Club, the Flashback “Cruz” is a classic car competition with a seven-foot-tall Best in Show trophy. Seeing Drake Park filled with dozens upon dozens of classic cars is an experience in and of itself. It’s the perfect event for

visiting friends and family. Starts at 11am. Drake Park, Bend. Free. centraloregonclassicchevyclub.com

AUGUST 20-21 Sisters Wild West Show WILD WEST—Few details have been released so far regarding events, booths, food and music at this year’s Wild West show, but rest assured it will a blast from the past. Warm Springs Museum will be display Native American and western art, crafts and food. Opens at 10am. Creekside Park, Sisters.

Free. visitbend.com

AUGUST 26-28 Art in the High Desert

in the High Desert Showcase. This is a juried fine art and craft show, so the artists being displayed have already gone through a rigorous selection process before making it in front of a Central Oregon audience. Starts at 10am. Old Mill District, Bend. Free. artinthehighdesert.com

SEPTEMBER 9-11 Sisters Folk Festival MUSIC FEST—This year’s Sisters Folk Festival features top-notch headliners like Ruthie Foster, Richard Thompson, Chuck Prophet, The Ballroom Thieves, and The Good Time Travelers.

The annual event has become one of the area’s premiere music festivals, for good reason. Check sistersfolkfestival.org for times, venues and prices.

ART SHOW—Same 110 artists from the United States and Canada will be showing at the 2016 Art

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Film & Theater Events AUGUST 19-20 Shakespeare in the Park

“I’ve avoided directing this play for a long time,” says Turner, “as it’s tough to marry the domestic smaller scaled realism of The Prospero/Miranda story with the fantastical magic of Ariel/Caliban.

I felt I had a handle on the former but was stymied by the latter. Having now done the other three “romances” (“Pericles,” “Cymbeline,” and “Winter’s Tale”) in Shakespeare’s canon, I have a better understanding of his view of magic, and how magic should be embraced instead of downplayed.

So I’m ready to direct this play now where I wasn’t

JUNE 21- AUGUST 17 Summer Movie Express 2016 KIDS MOVIES—All summer long on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX will be screening newer and classic family films for $1. Films include “The Lego Movie,” “The Iron Giant,” “Minions,” “Goosebumps” and more. This is a great chance to catch several kidfriendly movies on the big screen.

10am. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Bend. $1. regmovies.com

JUNE 25 The Wizard of Oz MOVIE CLASSIC—If there’s one movie that can never be watched too many times, it’s the 1939 classic, “The Wizard of Oz.” This screening is in conjunction with the High Desert Museum’s new exhibit, “Art for a Nation: Inspiration from the Great Depression.” It’s easy to forget that when the film came out, America desperately needed to be transported somewhere else. 6pm. Tower Theatre, Bend. $10. towertheatre.org

JUNE 30 Thank You For Your Service DOCUMENTARY—This powerful documentary focuses on the failed governmental policies put in place to help veterans with war trauma and PTSD. Ticket proceeds support the “Save A Warrior” program, which

specializes in active duty military veterans and first responders suffering from psychological trauma.

6pm. Tower Theatre, Bend. $10. towertheatre.org

ALL SUMMER LONG Sunriver Music Festival CLASSICAL—The 2016 Sunriver Music Festival is packed to the gills with events. Sunday, July 31 is the Annual Festival Faire Dinner and Auction,; August 7 is a classical concert featuring pianist William Wolfram performing Beethoven’s Piano Concerto No. 1; and Wednesday, August 10 is a classical guitar recital. Put these on your calendar, now. Visit sunrivermusic. org for information.

AUGUST 4-7 The Little Mermaid THEATER—Everything good and entertaining happens under the sea in Menken, Ashman and Andersen’s “The Little Mermaid.” The team that brought Central Oregon the stage adaptations of “Shrek” and “The Wizard of Oz” is now bringing the beloved musical to the Tower Theatre.

Thoroughly Modern Productions always puts on a show to remember.

2pm & 7:30pm. Tower Theatre, Bend. $30-$35. towertheatre.org

before.”

“The Tempest” tells the story of multiple disparate personalities on a remote island; some of them are shipwrecked royalty, some are magicians, monsters and sprites desperate for a new life. The clash of these characters brings romance, danger and more than a few belly laughs.

VIP tickets for the show include excellent seats, drink tickets and a catered dinner from Hola!, including their mouth-watering Chancho A Lo Sancho.

Turner describes perfectly the experience of seeing Shakespeare in the Park, “Expect to be an active participant in the experience. Theatre is storytelling and you can’t have a story without someone to share it with. Expect to understand it better than you think you will.”

7pm. Drake Park, Bend. $22-$75. shakespearebend.com

AUGUST 16 The General FILM CLASSIC—“The General” is one of the finest silent films of all time and easily in the top of Buster Keaton’s oeuvre. This screening celebrates the 90th anniversary of the film with a seven-piece live orchestra working from a original score by composer Mark Orton. This is going to be an absolutely incredible experience not to be missed. 8pm.

Tower Theatre, Bend. $15-$25. towertheatre.org

AUGUST 19-SEPTEMBER 9 Munch and Movies FILM SERIES—Nestled snugly in Northwest Crossing’s Compass Park, Munch and Movies has become a Summer staple in Central Oregon.

This year’s film line-up includes “Guardians of the Galaxy,” “Zootopia,” “Inside Out,” and “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” With a crowdpleasing line up like that, you’ll need to arrive early to snag a spot on the lawn. Movies start at dusk. Compass Park, Bend. Free. c3events.com

AUGUST 26 Stand By Me SCREENING—We can’t believe 30 years have passed since the launch of the timeless classic “Stand By Me.” The film has aged gracefully, and cinematographer Thomas Del Ruth

and his wife Patricia will be on hand for a Q&A and pre-show reception.

Del Ruth has thousands of stories to share about the film and his years in Hollywood. 8pm. Tower Theatre, Bend. $15-$25. towertheatre.org

BEGINNING SEPTEMBER 5 Sunriver Twilight Cinema OUTDOOR MOVIES—There is nothing quite like watching a great movie outside as the sun sets across the majestic beauty of Sunriver. This year Sunriver Twilight Cinema is showing “Guardians of the Galaxy” among other films, so expect a fun slate of movies to enjoy with popcorn, a bouncy house, concession stands and ice cream from Goody’s. Movies begin at dusk. Sunriver Homeowner’s Aquatic and Recreation Center, Sunriver. Free. sunrivervillagefun.com

SEPTEMBER 16-25 A Chorus Line MUSICAL—One of the most irreverent and tightly constructed musicals of the last few decades, “A Chorus Line” is a modern classic for the ages. On one hand, it’s a goofy Broadway musical. On the other hand, it’s a smart examination of the lengths we will go to for success.

This will probably be the smash hit of the 2016 theatrical season. 3pm & 7:30pm. Tower Theatre, Bend. $33$48. towertheatre.org

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SHAKESPEARE—Northwest Classical Theatre Collaborative (NWCTC) have put on some truly excellent Shakespeare performances over the past few summers in Bend. After recent artistic successes, including, “Twelfth Night,” “Romeo and Juliet” and “A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” Artistic Director Grant Turner and NWCTC are excited to bring one of Shakespeare’s most difficult plays to stage, “The Tempest,” to Drake Park this August.

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Ghost Tree Invitational Dinner on the Range

FOOD & DRINK—Fresh produce, handmade crafts, good people and plenty to see. Bring your own shopping bag, an appetite and give yourself a few hours to wander around each and every booth. This is about as local as it gets. Downtown Bend. Between Troy Field and the Library. Free entry. 10am–4pm. centraloregonsaturdaymarket.weebly. com

FOOD & DRINK—Not only is this a fun, active, and fancy fiesta, this is an event that raises money for charity.

Last year raised an impressive $91,000 for various nonprofits.

This year some of the beneficiaries include: The Education Foundation, Life Skills of Bend, and the Assistance League of Bend. There will be golf, auctions, food and wine, as well as music. Pronghorn Resort, Bend.

Times and costs vary depending on event and day. ghosttreeinvitational. com

JUNE 25 Cruxapalooza FOOD & DRINK—Bendites, come check out the 60 different types of taps that will be offered, both inside and out at Crux Fermentation. If you can’t find something you like, then you are clearly not trying. Live music from Shannon Winant & Friends, Second Son, and Precious Byrd will be on hand to tickle your ears along with a few others. Crux Fermentation Project, Bend. Entry is free. 11:30am10:30pm. Look for the event on FB under “Cruxapalooza 5.”

JULY 14 TO 16 Cork & Barrel

AUGUST 18-20 Bend Brewfest FOOD & DRINK—Do you feel like meandering around the beautiful Old Mill District in gorgeous weather while sampling an incredible number of beers with your friends? Well, good! You’ll have your chance during this exciting three-day event. It is a family affair until 7pm; after that, the real party begins. Cut loose and enjoy the live DJ and about 200 beers, ciders and wines. Les Schwab Amphitheater, Bend. Noon-11pm.

Entry is free, however to sample you will need to buy a $20 souvenir mug.

Tasting tokens are required at $5 per 4 tokens. Each token is good for one 4oz taste. bendbrewfest.com

The annual Cork & Barrel Wine Event takes place at severl Central Oregon locations.

FOOD & DRINK—Cork & Barrel is the self-proclaimed Central Oregon

Wine Event of the year. This celebration in wine is about as classy as they come. I know I always feel a bit more fancy when I have a tall glass (or bottle) of pinot gris in my hand.

The event will present some highlighted wineries from three different regions: Santa Barbara Wineries, which boasts a diverse grape growing region due to climate; Santa Maria Valley, where the chardonnay and pinot noir are particularly improved by the area’s rich soils; and wines from the Santa Ynez Valley. Much of this region is near the Pacific Ocean, and this affects the soils and climate to produce some of the most fruitful grapes anyone could ask for.

There will be much to do aside from sip wine; there is a dinner put on by some amazing talents in a select few locations. Seating is limited so purchasing your tickets sooner than later is highly recommended.

Chef Bette Fraser, the Pronghorn Resort, and Chef OJ Robinson will be cooking at different venues on the 14th.

What is a fancy wine party without an auction? The answer is: Nothing. A silent auction will be held along with a variety of raffles to pique your interests and stimulate your senses. Stay and participate for as long as you can. It is, afterall, for a good cause.

Celebrate 5 years of Cruxapalooza, 6/25.

Benefiting from this event will be the KIDS Center in Central Oregon.

This amazing program is dedicated to the prevention, evaluation and treatment of child abuse. It is estimated that each child costs about $1,500 to successfully complete treatment, so the money raised will be much appreciated and well used. To make a donation without attending the event go to kidscenter.org or corkandbarrel.org.

AUGUST 26 TO 28

SEPTEMBER 16 TO 17

Mt. Bachelor Volcanic Bike & Beer Festival

Oktoberfest

SEPTEMBER 2 TO 3 Little Woody Craft Brews and Whiskey Festival

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Little Woodsters enjoy a taste of the good stuff.

FOOD & DRINK—Little Woody, why yes, this is an adult event, but not for reasons based on the title. This event is centered around (like most things in Bend) alcohol. What started in Bend has now grown to Medford, Eugene and say what now? Idaho?! Look what we have started.

This 21 and over funfest gets its name from having the requirement that all beers, ciders and whiskeys need to have been wood barreled. These are small-batched beverages and certainly worth a taste. A lot of these hand-crafted delights cannot be found in stores, so really, how can you pass up the offering of unique flavors that are only available at this event? You can’t. So go.

Live music, which is always in demand at any event, will also be accompanying the atmosphere. Bands that will be gracing our ears will be Appaloosa, Honey Don’t and Brothers Reed. They will be playing what Bendites like, which is folk, bluegrass and classic country, and it is all acoustic. No need to be concerned about yelling over too big of a bass to carry on conversation, rather the music here is meant to compliment the event rather than overwhelm it.

We are pretty proud of this thing that Bend has created and shared to the masses. This event is certainly one of them. We are trendsetters, we love our beer, cider and whiskey, and we know how to have a good time.

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FOOD & DRINK—A weekend of beer and bikes – so, an average weekend for most Bendites. Check out the multiple breweries and sweet vendors who will be offering goodies to the public. And, don’t miss the Oregon Enduro Series, which makes its final stop here. There will be races, demonstrations, music, and beer. Ummm, heck yes! See website for more info and event times. Mt. Bachelor, Bend. Event can also be found on FB “Volcanic Bike & Brew Festival.”

FOOD & DRINK—Brats, brews, Bavarian music? Bring it. Other randomly awesome events include, but are not limited to: A yodeling contest, a wiener dog race, tricycle race, something called a Hammerschlagen competition…I’m so there. This event is a great time for all ages. Downtown Bend on Oregon Avenue. Check website for specific times of each event. This event is free to attend. bendoktoberfest.com

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GREAT OUTDOORS—Subaru of Bend is putting on an event that couldn’t be more Bend if it tried. This five-day fiesta with food and music will be held in varying parts of town, from Riverbend Park to the Deschutes River. You can run, jump, play, or swim with a group, by yourself, with your kids or better yet, your dog! Check out the website for more details about each of the events offered. // Times, locations and costs vary.

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EQUAL RIGHTS—Subaru of Bend has been busy this season sponsoring some great events in town including this popular one. You don’t even have to be gay to stay or play! Come support the LGBTQ community while enjoying the live music, food, workshops, and just good people. // Noon-6pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd., Bend. Free.

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BEN HARPER AND THE INNOCENT CRIMINALS

ISRAEL VIBRATION Reggae—Hailing from Kingston, Jamaica, Israel Vibration is a classic reggae band with some of the most memorable and lasting harmonies in the realm of roots reggae, since 1978.

Each time they come to Bend, they put on a show for all ages. Not to be missed. // 9pm. The Capitol, 190 NW Oregon Ave., Bend. $27.50 adv., $30 door.

ROCK SHOW—Ben Harper is back with his original band – the one that helped create his most memorable music.

Celebrating their first new album in eight years, this tour will hopefully be reminiscent of “Fight For Your Mind” and “Welcome to the Cruel World” such incredible records. // 6pm. Les Schwab Amphitheater, 344 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr., Bend. $47.50.

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Thursday 23 DRINK—Celebrating its fifth year, the Fermentation Celebration is an annual beer walk through the Old Mill District featuring unique, experimental and limited release beers from regional breweries. Try some cider and kombucha as well, sipping to the sounds of local bands. // 4-10pm.

Old Mill District, Powerhouse Dr., Bend. Free admission, $20 for drink packages.

BEER—Crux is celebrating its fourth anniversary with 60 taps plus some specialty beers [BANISHED] Bretted Farmhouse and [BANISHED] Apricot Wild Farmhouse being poured. Grab the kids, the dog and head down for live music all day with local bands and a beer seminar on sours at 1 pm. // 11:30am-10:30pm. Crux Fermentation Project, 50 SW Division St., Bend. No cover.

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“HAMLET”

CANDID CAMERA REUNION

SHAKESPEARE—From the same team that brought Macbeth to Central Oregon last summer, comes “Hamlet: The Tragedy of the Prince of Denmark.” This production updates the world’s greatest drama to the 1980s, making it easier to understand for the layperson. // 7:30pm. Deschutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave., Bend. $15.

SMILE—You’re on Candid Camera! No, not really, but you can come check out the anniversary celebration held at the Tower Theatre. Peter Funt (the son of Allen Funt and original host) will be pairing his stage comedy with clips and memories from the show. Proceeds benefit NeighborImpact // 7-10pm.

Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St., Bend. $28, $38, $48.

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SMASH MOUTH

ESMÉ PATTERSON

POP MUSIC—Smash Mouth has some of the most popular songs from the late ‘90s to the early 2000s. With tracks like “All-Star,” “Walkin’ on the Sun,” “I’m a Believer” and many more, relive their sweet summer sounds in the comfort of the Century Center Courtyard. Should be a very fun show. // 7pm. Century Center Courtyard, 70 SW Century Dr., Bend. $25.

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SOUL SONGS—If you haven’t heard the soulful rock sound of Esmé Patterson, well then, we just feel sorry for you, but don’t worry! You have a chance to see and hear her live. Her strong voice is motivation in itself, but pair it with some basic rock and it’s magic. // 8pm.

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Never the Same Show Twice Widespread Panic keeps innovation alive

By Jared Rasic

Widespread Panic first came together in Athens, Ga., in 1986, but didn’t release a major label debut until 1991. Billy Bob Thornton directed a concert movie from their early shows with the album called “Widespread Panic: Live from the Georgia Theatre.” Soon after that, the legend was born.

Since the tragic death of founding member Michael Houser in 2002, the band’s lineup has changed a little, but the core team of Bell, Domingo S. Ortiz on percussion and Dave Schools on bass and vocals, has remained untouched. Todd Nance, Widespread’s drummer since 1986, went on hiatus this year, replaced

by Duane Trucks of the super group Hard Working Americans.

Widespread has taken a few timeouts during its three decade tenure, but those tend not to last longer than a year.

Having sold out Red Rocks 48 times, they have nothing to prove and haven’t for quite some time. For Bell and company, it’s all about the music: touring and play-

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years into touring, or do you eventually want to start scaling back the amount that you tour?

JB: Our plan is to keep playing, but we’re just going to play a smaller number of gigs. This is our 30th year together and we’re going to play a more select group of gigs, but there will still be plenty of music happening.

SW: How would you describe a Widespread Panic show to someone who has never seen you live?

Widespread Panic, will play two entirely different shows, 7/2-3, at LSA. Photo courtesy of Widespread Panic.

ing is a life that Bell seems to take great pleasure in still.

JB: I like to share my good and bad habits with my home life and my road life.

The Source Weekly interviewed Bell about life on the road.

SW: Everybody gets it equally?

Source Weekly: You guys are notoriously known as Road Warriors, touring 150 shows a year at least.

How do you keep it fresh when you’re on the road that much?

John Bell: Oh well, you know, clean sheets in every hotel (laughing). Musically, we don’t play the same show twice. We usually will not revisit a song for four or five shows. For us, it allows the shows not to get stagnant.

SW: What are some of your bad habits on tour that you try not to take home with you when you’re finally off the road?

JB: I’m gonna have to qualify that.

They’re just tendencies (Both laughing).

SW: Because you guys have played some of the largest venues in the country, do you find more joy in playing the big ones or do you like the smaller, intimate, sweaty stuff?

JB: You know, for me, as long as the band is gelling, and the room sounds good, we could be playing to one person. Hopefully it’d be more than that. If you’re cooking, there’s joy in that.

SW: With most of you guys having been together three decades now, do you want to put another 15-20

JB: Well, I would tell them not to expect much in the way of choreography. But the light show and the music make up for that. (More laughter).

SW: (Laughing) Do you find when people come in expecting choreography they’re disappointed?

JB: I don’t know. I haven’t heard from them. Maybe they walked out? (Hysterical laughter).

SW: Anything else you want to tell the people of Bend, Oregon?

JB: I’m looking forward to seeing a new place. When you’ve been around this long, you relish every new experience and checking out every new neighborhood. SW Widespread Panic July 2-3, 6pm Les Schwab Amphitheater, 344 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr., Bend $45, bendconcerts.com

Persistence Pays Off for The Receiver It shouldn’t be this hard to sell music

By Alan Sculley rights to the album, Kscope and Monotreme, both failed to come to terms on purchasing the masters, leaving the Cooper brothers to move on and leave the second album behind.

he Receiver, a synth-pop-centered duo from Columbus, Ohio, had to go quite a ways to get a stalled career restarted: all the way to England, in fact.

Things got off to a reasonable enough start when brothers Casey Cooper (vocals/keyboards/bass) and Jesse Cooper (drums/vocals) started out a decade ago as The Receiver. Signed to a small indie label, Stunning Models on Display, they released their debut album, “Decades,” in 2006, went on tour, and started building a fan base.

But after making a second album, “Length of Arms,” things went sideways when that 2009 release was shelved and never got a full release.

“We were working with a couple of friends,” Cooper said. “They had never run a label before, and they were an upstart label and they thought they could do a better job than what happened with our

The Cooper brothers, though, didn’t let the setback defeat them. They returned to songwriting and completed a third album, “All Burn.”

first record. So we just went with them, and it sounded promising. The further we got into it, the more we all realized how difficult it really is to compete with all of the other bands and all of the other music that’s being put out.”

In 2010, the brothers tried to get “Length of Arms” released again, but two British labels that agreed to try to acquire the

That’s when the initial contact with Kscope paid off. The British label, whose progressive-rock-leaning roster includes Porcupine Tree, Ian Anderson (of Jethro Tull fame) and TesseracT, offered to make The Receiver the first American band it had signed. The Coopers jumped at the offer, and Kscope released “All Burn” in June 2015.

The Cooper brothers have spent virtually all of 2016 on tour and will play the Astro Lounge in Bend on June 30 as part of a six-city run through Oregon.

Most of the shows find The Receiver playing concise sets running around 45 minutes, although Cooper said a few shows call for them to play two-hour headlining sets. The shorter sets figure to lean toward the more energetic Receiver material.

“We just try to inject a little more energy live, try to give the bass and the drums a chance to shine a little bit,” Cooper said.

“But when we play the softer songs, that’s nice, too, because it changes, I think, the dynamic a little bit and kind of creates a set that’s (interesting) for the listener.”

The Receiver Astro Lounge, 939 NW Bond St., Bend Thursday, June 30, 10pm No cover

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Calling It What it Is

Ben Harper returns to the Les Schwab Amphitheater

By Alan Sculley

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Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals perform with The Jack Moves at Les Schwab Amphitheater, 6/25.

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t took seven years for Ben Harper to reunite with the Innocent Criminals, and he says in making “Call It What It Is,” his new album with his longtime band, there was a fundamental change in the dynamic.

More than ever, billing “Call It What It Is” as a Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals album was a real reflection of the way the music was made.

“They’re all credited as songwriters on all of the songs, or on a good number of them anyway,” Harper explained in a recent phone interview. “Even if it’s one I wrote, they have a piece of the songs because they played on it. You would think producing as a collective would be its own challenge with too many cooks, but it turned out to be just right because not only was I bringing that same communal sense of community, but they were also. They were ready to, if you want to change something, be open to it being changed. It was a great collective, certain guys would step up and take charge on certain songs, and we’d let them. Then at other times, other guys would step up on other songs where they had their strengths.”

That sort of open collaboration wasn’t always the case when Harper worked with his group during the first decade of his recording career.

“I think that was maybe part of the reason that we split in the first place.

Maybe I was too hands on,” Harper said.

“I think you could point to me being controlling in the process of not only producing the music, but how the shows

came to life as well. There was a certain strength in the surrendering, or a certain growth, I should say, in the surrendering aspect of all of it. And I think it was part of the process in the separation, learning the power in letting other people take the lead, whether it’s in music or in life in general.”

Harper’s first run with the Innocent Criminals ended after touring to promote the 2007 album, “Lifeline.” From there, he went on to explore several distinctly different musical avenues with a pair of projects that involved full-on collaborations.

Harper and the Innocent Criminals – guitarist Michael Ward, keyboardist Jason Yates, bassist Juan Nelson, drummer Oliver Charles and percussionist Leon Mobley—reconvened, making the reunion public with four concerts at the Fillmore in San Francisco in June 2015.

By that time, though, the group was already at work on “Call It What It Is,” putting to work the more collaborative attitude and the musical growth that Harper and his bandmates had gained in the time apart. Harper said he wanted to start the album before playing live with the Innocent Criminals to create a forward-looking attitude around the project.

“It felt so incredibly regenerative, not that I was ungenerative (before), Harper said. “It was truly a culmination of the growth of six individuals, and not the stagnation, and that is what has made all things Innocent Criminals possible and provided so much open road for this

band.”

“Call It What It Is” is another musically rich, lyrically thoughtful and at times provocative effort from Harper. It covers a wide range of styles and intensities usually sitting somewhere between rock, blues and soul. There’s big rock in “Pink Balloon” and “When Sex Was Dirty.”

There’s a ghostly near solo tune, “All That Has Grown,” and reggae with the song, “Finding Our Way.” “Deeper and Deeper” is an edgy, largely acoustic tune, while the organ-laced “Shine” is funky and earthy. The title track gets bluesy as it looks at the complex issue of police and people of color, while the percussive, Latin-tinged “How Dark Is Gone” is another emotionally charged track.

Harper said fans can expect to hear some new songs in his show, but the set could touch on pretty much any phase of his career.

“We’re going to lean heavily on the catalog, and we’re going to also bring to life the new record,” Harper said. “I think we’ll dip into some in between stuff as well. We’ll do some Charlie Musselwhite stuff, we’ll get into some of the Blind Boys material, maybe even some of the Relentless7 material, have a couple, a few songs ready at a moment’s notice.” SW

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22 Wednesday Cabin 22 KC Flynn & Friends This longtime Bend favorite cranks out fresh takes on acoustic folk, rock, country covers on The Cabin stage. Frequently joined by fellow local musicians. 7-9:30 pm. No cover.

Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Domino Room Hibou, Snuff Redux,

Gonzo The idea of home plays a prominent theme in the short history of Peter Michel and his Seattle-based band Hibou. “I actually recorded half of the new album at my parents’ home,” says the 21-year-old about Hibou’s debut full-length release. 9 pm.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Lunchtime blues. Special guests.

Killer old blues, rock and originals. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Level 2 Allan Byer Americana. 21+. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 5:30 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night Sign ups and stage ready to go by 6:30 pm till last band/ artist or last call, whatever comes first. 21+.

6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar Karaoke 7 pm.

PICK McMenamins Old St. Francis School David Childers The most prolific

North Carolina songwriter alive. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

The Capitol Hibou, Gonzo & Snuff Redux

Hibou’s new LP is a lush, driving mix of ‘80s inspired pop, fueled by twisting reverbed-out guitar melodies, elegant arrangements. 9 pm.

The Lot Open Mic Open mic is for one and

all! Local favorite performer and artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

San Francisco singer-songwriter and guitarist Luke Sweeney brings his unique psychedelic pop sound to Astro Lounge, 6/23. Photo by Victoria Smith.

part of the 2016 Worthy Wednesday series.

All ages. 7-9:30 pm. No cover.

23 Thursday Astro Lounge Luke Sweeney A bicycle

crash left a young Sweeney with his jaw wired shut for six weeks, and in recovering, his sustenance was on an acoustic guitar.

What was he chasing? 10 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards and Events Doc Ryan & the Wychus Creek Band Doc Ryan plays American music.

Distant trains and simple harmonica notes, blues with a subtle draw in the lyric, rockers in cowboy hats. Doc Ryan and Eve drive forward their original songs with stripped down blues progressions. 6-9 pm. $5.

PICK Tower Theatre Justin Hayward Vocalist, lead guitarist and composer for the Moody Blues with special guest Mike Dawes. 7 pm. $54.50, $77.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Lunchtime blues. Killer old blues, rock and originals. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Tumalo Creek Kayak & Canoe Pickin’ &

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Paddlin’ Pickin’ and Paddlin’ returns for the 10th year as one of Bend’s favorite home grown events. Join us on the banks of the Deschutes River for boat demos, food, drinks and live music featuring Left Coast Country. All proceeds go directly to Bend Paddle Trail Alliance. 4-9:30 pm. $10 admission (kids under 12 are free).

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Cop Bad Cop, The Atom Age & Murderburgers Bad Cop Bad Cop is vibrant poppunk. The Atom Age find their inspiration from the dust covered collections of unhinged ‘60s punk and R&B. 9 pm. $10 adv., $12 door.

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Wednesday concert series opener. Come on down to Worthy Brewing and get your groove on with Victory Swig. Grab a beverage, a bite and come watch the sunset from Bend’s East side. We are stoked to be playing in their newly remodeled courtyard for

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Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Riley’s Range

Benders From Bend, Riley’s Range Benders have been one of the stalwarts of the Central Oregon roots-music scene over the past several years. 7:30 pm.

Seven Nightclub Bend Comedy—Belinda

Carroll, Trevor Thorpe & Dana Buckendahl Belinda Carroll is based in Portland, and has been seen in Portlandia (where she got to work with kd lang and Jason Sudeikis), an Oregon Lottery commercial, MTV, NBC’s Grimm, and has been heard on XM Sirius radio. 8-10 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

PICK The Capitol Israel Vibration & The Roots Radics Band Fans of reggae music and musicians will travel accorss great lands and seas to take part in the celebration of the red, gold and green. 9 pm.

The Lot La Jeder South Americana folky acoustic stuff. 6-8 pm. No cover.

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Century Center Courtyard

Smash Mouth This band has charted more hits than a World War || battleship. Smash Mouth, the band that’s given you such memorable songs as “All-Star,” “Walkin’ on the Sun,” “Then the Morning Comes,” and “I’m a Believer,” is back for more seasonof-the-sun fun with their vibrant new CD “MAGIC”. 7 pm. $25 adv.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Alicia Viani &

Mark Karwan Mark Karwan (acoustic bass and vocals) and Alicia Viani (vocals and guitar) will be playing at everyone’s favorite bookshop. Come settle in and have a glass of wine or beer as they blow the doors off the place! 7-9 pm. No cover.

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Eddy Singing songs from your parent’s record collection, Northwest troubadour Paul Eddy transports you to a simpler time when melody was king and organic was just called regular. 5-7 pm.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Lunchtime blues. Killer old blues, rock and originals. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues The Bad Cats Enjoy Cajun and Southern cooking served up with a side of blues, soul and rock ‘n’ roll for your dancing pleasure. Drink specials and always a fun Mardi Gras atmosphere at this Bend music venue. 7-10 pm.

No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

J DUB Ken Czepelka Karma Surgeons frontman Ken Czepelka performs a rare solo show of moving originals and tasty covers.

From high energy rhythms of happiness to songs of love gone bad, there will be a song just for you. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Highway 97 Hot

rock ‘n roll! 8:30 pm.

Seven Nightclub Latin Dance Social 21+.

Fourth Friday of every month, 7:30 pm.

Free.

Silver Moon Brewing Company Grand

Since the beginning of time, mankind has desperately anticipated a metaphysical personification that they, with their feeble anthropomorphic consciousness, scantly perceive. In this modern time, our enigmatic nebula delivers a celestial presence unknown and unpredicted by the contemporary populous. This remarkable entity is delivered in the form of Company Grand. 9 pm. No cover.

Sisters Saloon & Ranch Grill Bobby Lindstrom Bobby gives you all of the blues, old rock and his own songs on the amazing Breedlove guitar, some slide and that killer voice. 9 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

Third Street Pub Lore Uprise Experimental, progressive, folk, rock. Out of the shadows and back in the scene this three piece is known release a new caliber of progressive talent every time they perform. Are you a professional talker during a performance?

Good! They’re always up for a challenge. 9 pm.

25 Saturday Astro Lounge DJ Harlo 10 pm.

CLUBS Crow’s Feet Commons Thick Business

& Gonzo Ride off in the sunset with these two dynamic bands. One hailing from Boise where heaven and earth meet and the cowboys meet the hippies. Thick Business is very reminiscent of the Talking Heads with poppy keys, hard charging bass and a vocalists that can fill the room. 6:30 pm.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe The Meriweth-

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ers A four-piece, acoustic musical exploration of the Lewis & Clark expedition. Not to be missed for fans of traditional Americana as well as History buffs. This promises to be a really fun, interesting, evening of music.

7-9 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues The Bad

Cats The Cats performing your favorite tunes from the ‘60s, ‘70s, ‘80s and ‘90s.

Full bar, dancing, and always a fun Mardi Gras atmosphere. 7-10 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Kelly D’s Irish Bar Karaoke 8 pm.

PICK Les Schwab Amphitheater Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals Following up their triumphant reunion tour last summer with Call It What It Is, their first new studio album in over eight years to be released in April. Opening band The Jack Moves are a Newark, NJ duo consisting of singer and multi-instrumentalist Zee Desmondes and drummer/producer Teddy Powell. 6 pm. $47.50.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

Dance Lessons 9 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Highway 97 One of the fastest growing bands in popularity in Central Oregon! 8:30 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing Sweet Red & The

27 Monday Astro Lounge Open Mic Bring your

guitars, keyboards, drums, mandos, ukes, voice, poems, comedy! Sign ups start at 7 p.m. 8 pm-midnight. Free.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Plague Vendor, The Garden with Kim & The Created Plague Vendor is a California punk rock band. The Garden is an American punk duo from Orange County, California consisting of twin brothers Wyatt and Fletcher Shears. $10.

28 Tuesday Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby

Lindstrom Lunchtime blues. Killer old blues, rock and originals. Noon-2 pm.

GoodLife Brewing Honey Don’t Local songcrafters bring their smooth tight harmonies and acoustic excellence to the Tuesday evening summer music series in GoodLife’s outdoor bier garden. All Ages and family friendly. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke All ages. Rockin’ Robin takes the stage with her incredible song list and awesome singers. 7-10 pm.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

Northside Bar & Grill Coyote Willow

The Capitol Central Oregon Pride

After-party DJ Mark Brody is throwing down all the best dance grooves in celebration of Central Oregon Pride! Specials, party favors, face painting! 8 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Caravan of Glam Pride Week Celebration A night full of debauchery, raffles, and amazing off the wall performances all rolled into one. Share the news with the your friends, family, and all those close to you so we can pack the house. 9 pm. $15 adv., $20 door.

Worthy Brewing pigWar Pure psychedelic soul to the Heart and Soul Summer Concert Series. Paying homage to old soul music with a modern coat of paint consisting of dusty synthesizers and angular horn lines. 7 pm.

26 Sunday CHOW Bobby Lindstrom & Ed Sharlet Bobby gives you the blues, old rock and his own songs on his amazing Breedlove guitar, some slide and that killer voice. 10 am-1 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Locals Night Drink and food specials for locals with live DJs starting at 9 p.m. 5 pm.

Ranch Records www.towertheatre.org www.bendticket.com

Volcanic Theatre Pub Ira Wolf, Moorea Masa & Choir of Crickets Nashville folk artist Ira Wolf brings The GoWesty Tour to Bend for a live performance alongside Portland singer-songwriter Moorea Masa and Choir of Crickets out of Everette, WA. 8 pm. $7.

Red Hot Billies Sweet Red & The Hot Rod Billies are back! They are gonna throw down the coolest retro rock-a-billy party this side of the Cascades! Come early; because the one and only David von Schlegell will be opening on the main stage. 9 pm.

No cover.

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

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Les Schwab Amphitheater Five Pint Mary The Bend Memorial Clinic Free Summer Sunday Concert Series welcomes Five Pint Mary. 2:30-4:30 pm. No cover.

The Pig And Pound Allan Byer Project

Allan presents his all original Americana music with his eclectic band, the Allan Byer Project 6-9 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern The Good Dudes Good old country covers we all know. 9 pm.

Exciting combination of cello, guitar and rich vocals combine to take you on a musical journey. 6 pm. No cover.

Seven Nightclub Bend Comedy Open

Mic Sign up at 7 pm. Five minutes or two songs of stage time. All performance types are welcome. 8-10 pm. Free.

The Lot Trivia at The Lot 6-8 pm. Free.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Esmé PICK Patterson Portland singer-songwriter Esme Patterson performs soulful dream-rock. 8 pm. $8.

29 Wednesday Astro Lounge Taking Back Wednesday Full fledged party night sing along, dedicated to the awesome music, songs and bands we all grew up listening to! 10 pm.

Cabin 22 KC Flynn & Friends This longtime Bend favorite cranks out fresh takes on acoustic folk, rock, country covers on The Cabin stage. 7-9:30 pm. No cover.

Cascada Restaurant at Pronghorn

Bobby Lindstrom & Ed Sharlet Bobby gives you all of the blues, old rock and his own songs on the amazing Breedlove guitar, some slide and that killer voice. 6 pm.

Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Lunchtime blues. Noon-2 pm.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night Sign ups

and stage ready to go by 6:30 pm till last band/artist or last call. 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar Karaoke 7 pm.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Bombadil A combination of open-minded chamber folk and the bright and sunny pop music of the 1960s. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

Old Stone Performing Arts Center The Black Lillies & Honey Don’t The

Black Lillies and Honey Don’t are coming to the Old Stone! It’s shaping up to be a night of rockabilly hits, soulful blues and toe-tapping bluegrass! 7:30 pm. $20.

The Lot Open Mic Local favorite performer and artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm.

Worthy Brewing Strive Roots Heart & Soul summer concert series on the Worthy patio. Reggae-infused rock and jam from Strive Roots. 7-9 pm. No cover.

30 Thursday Astro Lounge The Receiver Formed in

2005, the brothers quickly expanded on ideas composed the previous year by Casey for his senior thesis in music composition studies at The Ohio State University. 10 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Double J Saloon Bend Comedy—Jacob Christopher, Ray Mcmillin & Katy Ipock 8-10 pm. No cover.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards and Events Auzzie Mark & Sheila Fiddler

With a foot-stomping good time plus all kinds of fun, come on out and enjoy the great music of Aussie Mark and Sheila Fiddler! $5.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Lunchtime blues. Noon-2 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Kelly D’s Banquet Room Benefit Concert for Soldiers Songs & Voices We have a great lineup this month. Three artists, all nurtured by numerous collective years of songwriting and Sisters Folk Festival Song Camps. Come enjoy the original songs of Merle Hoover, JoAnn Mann and from Portland Carl Solomon. 7-9 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons 8 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Downhill Ryder A band of songwriters that blends acoustic and electric sounds on an eclectic rock landscape. Downhill Ryder delivers honest, heartfelt, compelling music. 7-10 pm.

Northside Bar & Grill Burning Moonlight Rockabilly. 7:30 pm.

Old Stone Performing Arts Center

Torrey Newhart’s Obsidian Animals Jazz keyboardist Torrey Newhart’s experimental jazz project, Obsidian Animals, is making their debut at The Old Stone. Don’t miss this debut performance before their album release this summer. They will be live recording the show and sending copies of it to anyone who pre-orders their soon-tobe-released vinyl! 7-9 pm. $5-$15 sliding scale at the door.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

The Lot Doc Ryan & Eve Americana, blues, alt-country. 6-8 pm. No cover. SW

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spread out on our 18ft work table (or use our large open room) and spend an evening with others in your community. Wednesdays, 5-9pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. 541-390-7666. $5.

PRESENTATIONS Awful, Awful Presidents Dive into the

obscure, forgotten depths of America’s history and dredge up some of the worst presidents ever to sully the Oval Office.

June 28, 7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. Free.

Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band is

a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the Central Oregon area.

Mondays, 5:30-7pm. Bend Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. 541-633-3225.

Free.

Central Oregon Inventors Network (COIN) Inventors unite! This months meet-

Community Orchestra of Central Oregon Rehearsals Summer program.

The Meriwethers A Lewis & Clark themed musical journey, an all ages unique multi-media educational experience. June 25, 7-9pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. No cover.

Stacey Joy Join us for an evening of

acoustic soul with singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist Stacey Joy as she celebrates the release of her new album, “The Journey Unfolds”. Acoustic soul: noun, a vibrant mix of swing, blues, folk and soul music that’s smooth, sultry, sweet, lyrical and uplifting. June 24, 7-9:30pm. Sol Alchemy Yoga, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-285-4972. $8 adv., $10 door.

DANCE Adult Jazz Dance Class Tuesdays,

7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10.

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica Be-

ginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30 pm. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Argentine Tango Milonga For all levels

of dancers. No partner needed! Fourth Saturday, 7:30-10:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Beginner Salsa Classes Thursdays,

6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. $12 drop-in.

Bend Ecstatic Dance Dance your own

dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Mondays, 7pm.

Old Stone Performing Arts Center, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 360-870-6093. $10.

Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes

Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns.

We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thurs-

submitted

Orchestra welcomes all musicians, no auditions. We are rehearsing a variety of music for a fall concert. Wednesdays, 6:45-9pm.

Through Sept. 7. The Moose Lodge, 61357 S Hwy 97. 541-306-6768. Monthly fee.

Hood Avenue Art features oil paintings by Katherine Taylor during Fourth Friday Art Stroll in Sisters, 6/24.

days, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541314-4398. $5.

Mrs Marcelle’s School of Dance June 23, 6pm and June 24, 11am and 6pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $22.50 adults, $11 children.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5.

West African Dance Class Mondays, 6:30pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd.

818-636-2465. $10 drop-in.

FILM EVENTS 2016 Summer Film Camp Summit to the

Sea: Media Arts Experience in collaboration with The Tower Theatre Foundation is proud to present a two week intensive film production summer camp for teenagers ages 13 to 17. June 27, 9am. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $600-$699.

“Thank You for Your Service” Interweaving the stories of four struggling Iraq War veterans with candid interviews of top military and civilian leaders. All proceeds going to “Save A Warrior” which is an innovative and effective war detox program which supports the healing from PTSD. June 30, 6-7:45pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. 541-317-0700. $10.

“The Wizard of Oz” This classic film was released during the Great Depression, a time when Americans craved entertainment. It is being shown in connection with

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the High Desert Museum’s new exhibition “Art for a Nation: Inspiration from the Great Depression.” June 25, 6pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $10.

LOCAL ARTS

Cause Oregon shares its findings on how big money has tried to block major clean energy reform in the Oregon legislature.

Co-sponsored by Social Justice Team of UUFCO. June 22, 7-8:30pm. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908.

Waterston Desert Writing Prize Award Ceremony This event annually honors

literary nonfiction that illustrates artistic excellence, sensitivity to place and desert literacy—with the desert as both subject and setting. June 28, 6:30-8:30pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-3824754. Free.

Artist Reception for Sweet Pea Cole

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Her process starts with a haiku and then she creates a design and original screen prints to generate a colorful and unique body of work. June 30, 4-6pm. The Wilds, 30 SW Century Dr. Suite 120. Free.

Artventure with Judy Artist-led paint-

ing event! No experience necessary! Fee includes supplies. Pre-register artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-4103267. $25 pre-paid.

Figures at Work: Capturing the Style of the WPA Sketch dynamic figures

reminiscent of the hard-working men and women depicted in works of the WPA. June 25, 9am-4pm and June 26, 9am-4pm.

Atelier 6000, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. A6 members $200, non-members $250, plus $25 materials fee.

4th Friday Art Stroll Sisters At Hood Avenue Art featuring oil paintings by Katherine Taylor and hand blown glass sculpture

by Jeff Thompson. This month we celebrate the second anniversary of the gallery, and invite all to join us for our artists’ reception 4-7 pm, free refreshments and music. June 24, 4-7pm. Hood Avenue Art, 357 W Hood Ave., Sisters. Free.

Open Studio Nights Bring a project,

The Century Center Presents

The Volcanic Theatre Pub Presents

ESME’ PATTERSON

Dirty Energy & Dirty Money Common

Art & Wine, Oh My! Local artists will guide you through replicating the night’s featured image. Food and beverage available for purchase. Register online. Tuesdays, 6pm. Level 2, 360 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 210. 541-213-8083. $35-$45.

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ing will be held at DIYCave. In alignment with our mission to assist inventors in creating and marketing innovative products, we have coordinated with Moth To The Flame Innovation Consultancy, to discuss their approach to Creative Problem Solving during design processes. Pizza and beer.

June 24, 6-8:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-241-8801. Free.

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Auditions For “A Chorus Line” Open auditions for the Tony Award winning musical “A Chorus Line.” Callbacks will be on July 1. “A Chorus Line” is an American musical theatre classic, having originally played on Broadway for 15 years and over 6,000 performances. June 27, 6-9pm and June 28, 6-9pm. Pinckney Center, COCC, 2600 NW College Way. 541-279-3052. Free.

PICK ”Black Comedy” A fuse blows. The lights go off. The laughs begin. Don’t be left in the dark. Thurs, June 23, 7:30pm, Fri, June 24, 7:30pm and Sat, June 25, 7:30pm.

Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. $20 adult, $15 senior, $13 student.

Business After Hours Join us for back-

stage tours, wine, beer and a sneak peek from a couple of our upcoming productions, including Young Frankenstein. 2nd Street Theater is available for rent for your meetings and team building events June 22, 4:30-6pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. 541-382-3221. Free.

“David and Lisa” Set in the late 1950’s, David and Lisa is a play based on the classic film named by Time Magazine as the “Best American Film of 1962,” following the love story between two teens lost in mental

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Big Band Tuesday & Lunch People over 60 years of age can enjoy big-band music and dancing performed by Alley Cats, 10:30-11:30 am. Free or low-cost lunch served from 11 am-12:30 pm. Join us for a fun-filled day of great music and food. Tuesdays, 10:30am. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

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health complications. A play by James Reach. Fri, June 24, 7:30pm and Sat, June 25, 2 and 7:30pm. Old Stone Performing Arts Center, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-3227273. $18 adults, $14 students & seniors.

warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. Central Oregon Council On Aging (COCOA), 373 NE Greenwood Ave. 541678-5483.

Hamlet, “Ham to Go” After last summer’s

Make Your Mark at Bend Spay+Neuter! We are looking for compassionate,

successful run of Macbeth, the Guerilla Shakes Company presents “Hamlet: The Tragedy of the Prince of Denmark” (“Ham to Go”). By William Shakespeare. This production makes easy understanding of the bard’s most popular play and is uniquely placed in the world of the 1980’s. Thurs, June 23, 7:30-10pm, Fri, June 24, 7:3010pm and Sat, June 25, 7:30-10pm. Deschutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave. June 26, 3-6pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. 503-740-9619. Thurs, June 30, 7:30-10pm. Deschutes Memorial Chapel & Gardens, 63875 N Hwy 97. $15.

Short Stuff A collection of one act plays: “Break Dreams,” “Boiling Frog,” “The Wedding Story,” “The Ties that Blind,” “Pillow Talk,” “Ant in Pant,” “Kentucky Chickens,” “Crafty, “24/Seven” audience choice. Thurs, June 23, 7:30pm, Fri, June 24, 7:30pm, Sat, June 25, 7:30pm, Sun, June 26, 3pm and Thurs, June 30, 7:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $19 adults, $16 student & senior.

WORDS Phillip Margolin Author Presentation

Mystery writer, Phillip Margolin, is a crowd favorite. He is well known for his books, like “Worthy Brown’s Daughter” and last year’s bestseller, “Woman with a Gun.” This year he’ll be talking about his latest mystery novel, “Violent Crimes.” June 24, 6-7:30pm.

Herringbone Books, 422 SW Sixth St. 541526-1491. Free.

VOLUNTEERS 350Deschutes Climate Advocacy & Education We organize with leaders at schools, faith communities, nonprofit groups, and people in the community.

Speak or organize educational events, attend rallies, write or do art about the climate. 206-498-5887.

Bend Car Wash Available for High School Fundraisers Bend Car Wash

is opening its doors to to give groups of high-schools an opportunity to conduct a fundraiser. Their cause is up to them!

Bend Car Wash will contribute all training, car wash and vacuum resources to the event, at no cost to the group. The events are usually 3 hours long. The groups’ size may range from 4 to 20 members plus an adult supervisor, and must be planned a minimum of two weeks before. For further details reach Jim Davis at 541-306-4700 or by email: jdavis@carwashbend.com. Bend Car Wash, 225 NE Quimby Ave.

Bend Chive Volunteers for Slide The City Slide The City is just around the cor-

ner and the Bend Chive Chapter is looking for some more volunteers. If you or someone you know can help out please sign up here: www.bendchive.com/slide-thecity-volunteers. The Bend Chive Chapter is a local nonprofit charitable organization helping Central Oregon families in need.

June 25, 6am-10pm. The Growler Guys Westside, 1400 NW College Way.

Fences For Fido Help free dogs from

chains! We are seeking volunteers to come out and help us build fences for dogs who live on chains. Sign up on Facebook: FFF Central Oregon Region Volunteers or Bend Canine Friends Meet Up group. More information can be found at fencesforfido.org.

Gatekeeper Program Through the Gatekeeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize

awesome people to join our incredible team of volunteers. Bend Spay+Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B1.

Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a non-

profit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. Contact Amanda at 541526-1380.

Volunteer—BCC Bend’s Community

Center has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for individuals over age 6. If interested in volunteering go to bendscommunitycenter.org or call 541-312-2069 for more information.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer

drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital.

Call Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details.

Warehouse Sorting & Pricing The

Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

CLASSES Access Bars Class The Bars is a dynamic energetic body process that can give you all that you would like, if you choose it! June 22, 9am-5pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 720-288-6868. $300.

AcroYoga Wednesdays, 5:30-6:45pm.

Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. $7 - $12.

All Levels Acro Yoga Mondays, 7-8:30pm. Sweaty Happy People, 2330 NE Division St. $15 drop in.

Basic Skills Stand-Up Paddleboarding Class Learn the basics of stand-up paddleboarding in this introductory class.

Sundays, 9-11am and Thursdays, 9-11am.

Tumalo Creek Kayak & Canoe, 805 SW Industrial Way Suite 6. 541-317-9407. $55.

Beginning Aerial Wednesdays-Satur-

days-Sundays, 2:30-4pm. Central Oregon Aerial Arts, 63017 NE 18th St. $17.

Buddhist Mantras Chanting Mon-

days-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10:30am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Capoeira Experience this exciting martial

art form of Brazilian culture which incorporates rhythm and acrobatics for all levels.

Mondays, 6-6:50pm and Thursdays, 4:205:20pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-678-3460. $25, three week introduction.

Create a Custom Wall Hanging Create one 16x21 piece of art work for your home.

Paint a wood canvas frame. June 28, 5:307:30pm. Junque in Bloom, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 19. 541-728-3036. $35 Date Night—Weld Together Sign up at DIYcave.com. You’ll learn to cut steel with a torch then try your hand at mig welding and take your creations home with you.

June 30, 5:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $40.

DIY Mosaic Glass Stepping Stones

Learn more about this class at DIYcave. com. June 22, 10:30am. DIY Cave, 444 SE Ninth St. Suite 150. 541-388-2283. $60.

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch Introduction 12:00-12:15 The Forgotten Classroom 12:15-1:15 Shape Shifter 1:30-1:45

WORKSHOP TENT Unpacking Gender Basic Rights Oregon 12:15-12:30 Supporting LGBTQ Survivors of Intimate Partner Violence Saving Grace 1:00-1:30

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LGBTQ Sexual Health Planned Parenthood 2:00-2:30

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How to be an Ally PFLAG Central Oregon 3:00-3:30

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WE STAND STRONG WITH ORLANDO.

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Human Dignity Coalition (HDC): Hosts Central Oregon Pride and promotes equality for the LGBTQ and allied community in Central Oregon. humandignitycoalition.org

PFLAG Central Oregon

Central Oregon Pride has a memorial area for those lost and injured in Orlando. Feel free to add flowers or other items.

Provides support, education and advocacy for LGBTQ folks and their families and friends. http://pflagcentraloregon.webs.com

Stars and Rainbows A social group for Central Oregon’s LGBTQ community and its allies. meetup.com/centraloregonglbt

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EVENTS

Sol Alchemy Yoga hosts an evening of acoustic soul with singer-songwriter Stacey Joy, 6/24.

Figure Drawing Salon TTuesdays,

the most expensive smartphones! June 23, 6-8pm. E::Space Labs, 48 SE Bridgeford Blvd. Suite 180. 541-241-8801. $99.

Full Immersion Whitewater Weekend Class Fri, June 24, 5:30-8pm, Sat, June

Recycle in Style Turn junk to gems with artist Marianne Prodehl. Tuesdays, 6-9pm.

The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6.

347-564-9080. $65.

7-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $15.

25, 8am-5pm and Sun, June 26, 8am-5pm.

Tumalo Creek Kayak & Canoe, 805 SW Industrial Way Suite 6. 541-317-9407. $245.

Capoeira for Chimps Inc. This is an

introductory series to capoeira, an Afro-Brazilian martial art that incorporates movement and music. All enrollment fees from this series benefit Chimps Inc., the chimpanzee and lynx sanctuary in Tumalo.

Wednesdays, 7-8:30pm. Through Sept.

7. Sol Alchemy Yoga, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 843-469-9176. $12.

Intro to Windows 10 Learn the ins-and-

Vino Van Gogh, Watercolor with Winnie Givot We provide all the sup-

plies and instruction needed to create a watercolor painting; you bring wine or beer and maybe some friends to share it. June 22, 5:30-7:30pm. Hood Avenue Art, 357 W Hood Ave., Sisters. 541-719-1800. $45.

West African Drumming Level II/III Thursday. Tuesdays, 7pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. $15.

outs of Windows 10 at this demonstration of the basics. Fri, June 24, 12-1:30pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Women’s Car Care Clinic Learn more

It’s Just Paint This is a guided class great for all ages. The painting is broken out in easy steps to help you create a masterpiece. June 22, 6-8pm. June 29, 6-8pm.

Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. 541-2255775. $35.

Yoga Mudra Workshop Join traveling

Jewelry Studio Sign up at DIYcave.

com. Use your membership to access our jeweler’s tools and get expert advice about your project from DIYcave jewelry instructor, Alicia Esche. Fridays, 10am-4pm.

Through July 29. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283.

West African Drumming Thursdays, 7pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. 541-760-3204. $15.

Leather Bound Journals Learn to make your very own medieval style hand bound journal. June 23, 6-8pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. $65.

Managing Garden Pests in an Organic Garden The Central Oregon chapter of

OSU Master Gardeners class “Managing Garden Pests in an Organic Garden” will be outdoors so please dress for the weather.

June 25, 10:30am-noon. Hollinshead Community Garden, 1235 NE Jones Rd. Free.

Raspberry PI 2/3 Project Course

Espacelabs.com is now offering a four-session Raspberry PI 2/3 course allowing students to build an amazing number of projects and gain tremendous insight into the technology that is surrounding us in the modern world. Learn how to setup and program this micro computer that rivals

about this class at DIYcave.com. June 26, 11:30am. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541388-2283. $35.

guest teacher Megan Black who studied and trained in North Indian classical dance, as well as yoga. June 22, 5:15-6:30pm. Sol Alchemy Yoga, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541285-4972. $15.

Your Peak Pregnancy To learn how

to exercise safely, prevent back pain and post-partum issues as well as how to modify their posture to optimize their pregnancy. Please RSVP by calling 541-923-0410 or email pppt@peaktherapy.net. June 22, 6:15-7pm. Peak Performance Physical Therapy - Redmond, 450 NW Greenwood Ave. Free.

EVENTS PICK Candid Camera’s 8 Decades of Smiles With Peter Funt Peter’s hilarious

stage comedy is blended with a behindthe-scenes peek at clips and quips from the show’s funniest moments. The Bend show is a special benefit for NeighborImpact. Guaranteed smiles from America’s favorite reality show. June 26, 7-10pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $28, $38, $48.

15th Annual Oregon Lavender Farm

The whole family will enjoy the 2016 Oregon Lavender Farm Tour. Over 20 lavender destinations throughout Oregon are open to show their lavender in full bloom. June 25, 10am-5pm and June 26, noon-4pm.

Cascade Lavender, 5000 SW Feather Dr. Free.

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TICKETS AVAILABLE AT jewelry, designer clothing, collectibles, refurbished and renewed furniture too! Thurs, June 23, 5-8pm, Fri, June 24, 9am-5pm and Sat, June 25, 9am-5pm and 10am-5pm.

Hopkins Estate Sales Showroom, 1065 SE Paiute Way Suite 100. 541-241-4742.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

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Bend presents Central Oregon Pride. Come celebrate the LGBTQ community with music, entertainment, local food carts, educational workshops, interactive experiences, the Bishop’s Barbershop Kids’ Zone, community booths and the Stonewall Lounge.

June 25, noon-6pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. 858-775-6447. Free.

Sacred Fire Community Gathering

Potluck meal followed by gathering around consecrated fire. Last Friday of every month, 6:30pm. Sacred Fire Community Hearth, 2801 NE Lapointe Ct. 541-241-6673. $5 donation.

Crystal Bowl Harmonic Sound Bath

You are invited to an expansive, exciting and soulfully exhilarating experience of harmonic sound using crystal bowls, crystal pyramids and Tibetan bowls. June 26, 7-8:30pm.

Sol Alchemy Yoga, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 509-456-8315. Donation.

Geeks Who Drink Each week geek teams of up to six challenge one another in eight rounds of all-out fun and randomness!

The rounds vary from week to week, but generally deal with music, movies, comics, TV, books, science, history, news, food, beer, geography, and more. Tuesdays, 8-10pm.

The Platypus Pub, 1203 NE Third St. 541323-3282. Free.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers

welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-3826281. Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

Last Saturday at The Old Iron Works

An amalgamation of creative intention, Armature, Cinder Cone, Junque In Bloom, Stuarts of Bend, and The Workhouse are all open late with music, eats, drinks, and art for everyone. Last Saturday, 6pm. The Old Iron Works, 50 SE Scott St. Free.

Emotions Anonymous 12-step program.

(Use NW Kansas Ave. entrance) Thursdays, 10:30-11:30am. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 954-562-8487.

Free.

Gotta Play, Gotta Dance Finding a

Thrive & Fro Yo Have you heard of Thrive

by Le-Vel? We are the fastest growing heath and wellness brand in North America. Thrive products offer your family premium pharmaceutical grade supplements to help you thrive through life. June 25, 3-4pm. Cuppa Yo, 547 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-480-4512. Free.

Italian Language Group Italian language

Trivia Tuesdays Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.

Lynette Frieden: The Best We Can Be

SENIOR EVENTS Senior Meal Program Through a

contract with Central Oregon on Aging (COCOA) BCC hosta a senior meal program providing a healthy lunch to seniors and their guests. In addition, Bend’s Community Center offers a comfortable senior library with billiards. Lunch served 11 am-noon.

Mondays-Tuesdays-Wednesdays-Fridays, 10:30am-12:30pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. $3 donation.

MEETINGS

colorful contrast to the grim formality of our Puritan heritage, we will revel in stories about Krishna, beloved figure in Hinduism, in divine play and dance. June 26, 10:3011:30am. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Central Oregon, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908. Free.

learning, study, and conversation group. All levels welcome. Mondays, 1-2pm. Saturdays, 10-11:30am. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-639-7513. Free.

In this talk, Dr. Lynette Frieden will give us an explanation of how and why we were created, along with ideas for developing our true potential. June 26, 5:15-6:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First

United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free.

Socrates Cafe Group People from different backgrounds get together and exchange thoughtful ideas and experiences while embracing the Socratic Method.

Fourth Thursday, 6-8pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

Men’s Shoe Event Join Desperado with Shoes & more for its first ever men’s shoe event featuring Timberland Footwear. Come see all of Timberland’s new line of shoes for men. As a special treat for women, Central Oregon artist Jennifer Anderson of Allora Designs will be showcasing her new summer line. June 24, 5-8pm and June 25, 10am-6pm. Desperado Boutique, 330 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 120.

Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice

Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group

Spanish Club Spanish language study and conversation group. All levels welcome.

Thursdays, 3:30-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

Multi-Estate Showroom Sale Only

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Women’s Cancer Support Group For the newly diagnosed and survivors of cancer. Judy, 541-728-0767. Candy, 907209-8181. Thursdays, 1-3pm. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. Free. SW

open the second and fourth weekend each month, new and different items at each event! Vintage and designer home furnishings, furniture, home decor, art, rugs,

For more information call Diane at 541-4474756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave.

for friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing.

Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr. Suite 110. 541-388-6146.

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Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines,

microchips, toenail trims, and de-worming available. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1.

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Little Medical School Summer Camp at Highland Elementary School, beginning 6/27.

Art of Life Camp The Children’s

Museum of Central Oregon offers an opportunity for kids ages 6-9 to learn about the basics of fine arts such as sketching, composition, charcoal drawing and painting. Content of the class is rooted in biology and ecology as inspiration for artwork. Continues till August 1st. June 27, 9am-3pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. $175.

The Big Bad Wolf Has a Big Bad Day Dragon Theater Puppets. A

wolf who insists he isn’t trying to eat everybody. June 28, 3pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. June 29, 10:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Capoeira Kids Check out this unique martial art form of Brazilian culture incorporating acrobatics, rhythm and trickery. Ages 6-12. Mondays, 5:156:15pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-678-3460. $25, three week series.

Children’s Yoga: Movement & Music Designed for children aged 4-8.

Mondays, 4-5pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr. Suite 113.

541-322-9642. $10.

Dance-O-Rama Ages 6-11 years.

From square dancing to the electric slide, shake your groove thing and make a cool instrument. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. June 23, 1:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Discover Nature Camp The Chil-

dren’s Museum of Central Oregon offers an opportunity for kids ages 4-6 to get outside and explore the natural world. Content will be focused on biology, ecology, fine arts and crafts using the natural world as both inspiration and medium. Through June 23, 9am-noon. Al Moody Park, 2225 NE Daggett Ln. $65.

DIY Kids Kaleidoscope Register at DIYcave.com. Kids will create a hand made kaleidoscope using pieces of pipe, mirrors, and polished stones, and other sparkly items then decorate their creations with markers and stickers. All materials supplied. Tues, June 28, 4:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $38.

Kids Welding Sign up at DIYcave.

com. Kids 13+ are welcome in our welding workshop. In this hands-on class, kids will cut steel with a torch and weld those pieces back together.

June 27, 5:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $45.

LEGO Family Block Party Wed,

June 22, 2:30-4pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Sat, June 25, 10am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

Life-Size Board Games Jump in-

side some of your favorite jumbo-fied board games. June 22, 1:30-2:30pm.

Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St.

Little Medical School Summer Camp Hands-on activities, crafts, and

games will inspire children to explore the world of medicine and create healthy lifestyles. Parents will be invited to attend a graduation ceremony during the last class. Ages: 6-12. Four chances to take this summer camp: 6/27-7/1, 7/11-7/15, 8/15-8/19, and 8/299/2. Classes are Mon-Fri, 9 a.m.-noon.

Mon, June 27, 9am-noon. Highland Elementary School, 701 NW Newport Ave. 541-389-7275. $205.

Music, Movement & Stories Ages 3-5 yrs. Movement and stories to develop skills and fun with music. Mon, June 27, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Tues, June 28, 10:30am.

Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. Free.

Pajama Party Ages 0-5 yrs. Tues, June 28, 6:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

Rock Around the Clock Age 6-11.

Hand jive, hula hoops, and hopscotch.

Let’s focus on the fun of the ‘50s!

June 28, 10:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. June 28, 1:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters.

June 29, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. June 30, 1:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Saturday Stories Interactive storytime with songs, rhymes and crafts.

Saturdays, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Shakespeare Theater Clinic Get

your Shakespeare on! Work on monologues and character voice. June 30, 1:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

A Wine Event Series Benefitting KIDS Center Join us as we meet the winemakers of Santa Barbara Wine Country!

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Slide The City Come slide for the day or take a few trips down the world’s longest slip and slide, 1000 feet, that’s three football fields of fun!

June 25, noon. NW College Way and NW Saginaw, Bend. $15-$99.

STEAM Team: Chocolate Olympics Age 9-17. Racing, tasting, build-

ing: who will conquer the chocolate challenge? June 28, 1:30-2:30pm.

Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. Free.

Tween Yoga Wednesdays, 4-5:15pm.

Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $5-$6.

Youth John Day River Overnight

Unique Inflatable Kayak overnight float trip for youth ages 12-16 on the John Day River. Camping equipment, food, and river gear provided. Preregistration required through Bend Park & Recreation (Activity #207518). June 22, 8:30am. Bend Park & Recreation District, 799 SW Columbia St. 541706-6117. $160. SW

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CULTURE Mt. Bachelor

Riverhouse Jazz

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Putting Bend on the music lover’s map

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Chucks in Public Places Supporting the Arts in Redmond The farmers hate them, the ranchers want them gone, but the kids just can’t get enough of the furry little guys. Regardless of how the residents of Redmond feel about rock chucks, no one can argue that their prevalence makes them the perfect mascot for the Redmond community, which is why they were chosen as the subject for the city’s most recent art exhibit.

The Riverhouse Jazz lineup includes Tierney Sutton (left), The Yellowjackets (top right), Ravi Coltrane (bottom right) and Mel Brown (center), pictured here with Marshall Glickman, producer of the Riverhouse Jazz series.

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ith Mt. Bachelor and Smith Rock just a short drive a way—and an excess of lakes, hiking trails, and high desert forest areas to explore— Bend is a dream come true for the active, athletic, and outdoorsy. While nature enthusiasts flock to the area from all over the U.S. for camping, climbing, and skiing, Bend has also put itself on the map as a prime destination for jazz aficionados looking for live entertainment featuring big names.

This October, Riverhouse on the Deschutes, in partnership with Marshall Glickman, CEO of G2 Strategic, is launching a new jazz series called Mt. Bachelor Riverhouse Jazz. Two shows will run every weekend from October 2016 through April 2017, featuring a combination of internationally recognized and Northwest-based artists.

Glickman, who founded Jazz at the Oxford, is excited to be bringing a truly distinguished jazz series to the area.

“There’s a lot of live music in Bend,” he says. “I believe it’s big enough to support this kind of show.” He sees both Bend and the recently renovated Riverhouse on the Deschutes as the perfect place for authentic, high-end jazz entertainment.

When asked how Mt. Bachelor Riverhouse Jazz will be distinctive, he explains that while still intimate, the venue is a

spacious 3,500 square feet, making space for 210 seats and allowing service bars to be located inside the room. Speakers will be suspended from the newly renovated, high ceilings, so views of the stage remain unobstructed. Large sliding glass doors lead to a heated deck overlooking the river, making it easy for listeners to step out and enjoy a quick breath of crisp mountain air.

According to Glickman, every detail has been considered in an effort to guarantee guests enjoy the best jazz experience possible. He says, “We’re taking care of details to make sure that this (series) is managed in the most professional way possible.” The Boston Grand Piano that is being delivered by Michelle’s Piano Company in Portland is an example of the extra attention to detail. It will be double-tuned by Bend local, Randy Potter, a special touch that artists and audience members alike will appreciate.

What truly makes this series stand out is its noteworthy lineup. Artists and bands include: Ravi Coltrane Quintet: Ravi Coltrane is a critically-acclaimed, Grammy-nominated post-bop saxophonist. Though he is the son of John Coltrane, Ravi has made a name for himself in the world of jazz and has released six albums as a bandleader.

Mel Brown: Sometimes referred to as The Godfather of Portland’s jazz scene, Mel Brown has performed with Motown legends Diana Ross and The Temptations. The Mel Brown Septet brings horn-driven hard bop as well as straightahead bebop to the stage.

The Yellowjackets: This influential, award-winning jazz-fusion quartet has won Grammys for Best R&B Instrumental Performance and Best Jazz Fusion Performance. Their music is described as a blend of straight-ahead grooves and flowing bop lines with funk and R&B. Tierney Sutton Band: Tierney Sutton is a seven-time Grammy nominee who has played Carnegie Hall and the Kennedy Center. The Boston Globe describes her as having, “A honey of a voice with a touch of Ella.”

Additional acts include: King Louie’s Portland Blues Review, the Alan Jones Sextet, and the Benny Green Trio. SW

On Wednesday, June 15, the City of Redmond launched a summer-long rock chuck sculpture installation, called Chucks in Public Places, featuring 20 uniquely painted statues. According to Ginny McPherson, assistant project program coordinator for the City of Redmond, the unveiling event was a hit. “There were hundreds of people there…we all had a great time!” says McPherson.

Chucks in Public Places is a project that has been four years in the making.

Redmond’s Committee for Art in Public Places (RCAPP) came up with the concept based off of similar, but more costly fiberglass installations that had been done in other cities. In order to make the project a reality, Redmond volunteers innovated and created 20 plastic sculptures from a wooden mold hand carved by RCAPP member Betty Jo Simmons. “In the true Redmond way, we have relied on our local talent to produce this extraordinary event,” says RCAPP Chair Linda Gilmore Hill.

During the unveiling, the 20 artists responsible for transforming the sculptures into unique works of art had a chance to make a brief statement about their creations. At the end of the celebration the sculptures were taken to local businesses where they will be displayed until Aug. 19 when they will be auctioned off in an effort to raise funds for future programs of RCAPP. Maps with the sculptures’ locations can be picked up at Redmond City Hall and the Redmond Chamber of Commerce.

Riverhouse on the Deschutes 3075 Hwy 97 Business, Bend Series subscriptions, which include a discount and benefits, go on sale Thursday, June 23, 9am Single-show tickets go on sale Oct. 1 Tickets at riverhouse.com/jazz and bendticket.com

Chucks in Public Places Auction Aug. 19, 5-7pm Urban on 6th St., 432 SW Sixth St., Redmond 541-923-7763

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Tower Theatre hosts “8 Decades of Smiles” with Peter Funt

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Peter Funt is the son of original host of Candid Camera, Allen Funt. Photo courtesy of Candid Camera.

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veryone knows that delightful catchphrase: “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!” Or, at least, I think everyone does. If you don’t, you are truly missing out on some good ol’ fashioned classic American television.

Candid Camera is often credited (and blamed) for many of today’s popular reality TV shows, primarily ones that involve hidden pranks on passersby and people getting punched in the groin. If none of this sounds familiar to you, then I suggest you reevaluate your—and your parents’—priorities in life.

The premise of Candid Camera was to capture a candid (see where the title came from?) moment with an unsuspecting person in an awkward situation contrived by the people running the show. The “altered” reality was always in good fun and usually involved a light-hearted prank such as having a “couple” of actors argue in front of someone, and then ask, “Who’s right?”

Slapstick comedy was also used heavily, with props or even actors falling apart in order to get a reaction. Eventually, one of the actors would point to a camera nearby, confess the foolery, and pop the catchphrase, “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!”

The reactions of unsuspecting guests were most always of relief and genuine amusement. To be a “victim” on the show soon became a badge of honor for the general TV viewing public. And because episodes were being shot in varying locations and states, hearing “You’re on Candid Camera!” became a real possibility that kept viewers on the edge of the couch, week after week.

Candid Camera’s predecessor, Candid Microphone, launched in 1947 as

a radio series, starring Allen Funt. It transitioned quickly to television in 1948. Funt’s son, Peter—a producer and stand-up comic in his own right—took over the series as co-host and producer when his father fell ill in the mid 90s.

America lost a classic icon when the elder Funt passed away in 1999, but his son Peter kept the smiles and laughter alive.

“8 Decades of Smiles” at the Tower Theatre on June 26, will not merely drum up old episodes. According to Funt, “I will be doing some of my stage comedy as well as a lot of interaction with the audience and even some behind-the-scenes clips.”

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Having filmed in all 50 states, he recalls at least two bits from Oregon. He says, “I’m going to see if we can find those. I think it’d be a real treat for the audience.”

The live show is a special benefit for NeighborImpact, a local organization that supports those in need with meals, rent, and general assistance with everyday bills. “I think my dad is pretty proud of what we’ve been doing, especially our work with NeighborImpact,” says Funt. “It truly makes me sad to think of someone in such an able country as ours to go hungry. It really is just not right. This is what my dad would want. He would always say, ‘We are so darned lucky. The least we can do is give a bit back.’” SW Candid Camera’s 8 Decades of Smiles with Peter Funt Sunday June 26, 7-10pm Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St., Bend $28, $38, $48

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Moore and Rasic bite their way to victory

LITTLE BITES

By Renée Alexander

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Judging Central Oregon’s Top Chef competition is a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

Fortunately, I was one of those someones last weekend at the Bite of Bend.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Top Chef pits two culinary masterminds against each other in a head-to-head cooking competition that features a secret ingredient, which the competitors discover just before the timer begins. At this weekend’s live competition in downtown Bend, the chefs had 45 minutes to create an entrée, plus an appetizer or dessert. One of the dishes was required to include the secret ingredient.

Source writers Jared Rasic and Angela Moore ate the whole thing at Bite of Bend.

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s usual, Angela Moore and Jared Rasic were hungry. Thankfully, the Bite of Bend rolled deep with meat-laden food carts, cheeses, and brief smatterings of vegetables. Moore’s history writing the Source’s CHOW section and Rasic’s love of all things edible laid the basic foundation for a surgical strike against anything served in a dish, on a skewer, or, even in their bare friggin’ hands. While there were multiple vegan and vegetarian options available, Moore and Rasic went straight for the animal flesh.

Following a stint as a judge in the Bite of Bend’s Bartender Brawl, Rasic started the day with a mild hangover. Jon Weber had taken home the trophy for best bartender, but Rasic felt like a winner, albeit a winner with a headache. Moore was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to serve as a judge in Central Oregon’s Top Chef competition. But her deadly and somewhat curious appetite needed immediate attention, so she and Rasic sampled a few food carts before her judging gig began.

Starting at American Monster Noodles, our intrepid eaters discovered the first of many $2 bites to be found throughout the festival. The Wild King Salmon Tartare proved to be a perfect base layer for liquor, which they found nearby in

the Mixology corral.

Despite their hard-won knowledge that drinking too hard and too fast would only lead to ruin, they powered through a few shots of locally-made spirits from Crater Lake Distillery, Wild Roots Vodka, Brody’s Spirits, and Professionals Spice Whiskey before Moore made her way to the Top Chef stage. Pronghorn and Global Fusion went head-to-head, using the secret ingredient of trout to impress three judges with two dishes.

When Global Fusion failed to plate one of their dishes in the 45-minute time limit, Pronghorn was declared the winner.

Still hungry, Moore and Rasic raced to taste every other bite they could get their hands on. They tried Num-Nums' $2 Pork Belly Steamed Bun, then moved on to a bite-sized Philly Cheesesteak from Philly Style. Next came a massive plate of ribs, watermelon and chicken from Cody’s Catering and Cook Shack.

As if on cue, the clouds parted, the rain stopped, and the sun shone through the clouds. Moore declared that the ribs were divine, and Rasic started speaking in tongues.

Rasic noted that all of the food in his belly seemed lonely, and liquor seemed like the perfect flat mate. Thankfully, the Mixology Department was with-

in stumbling distance of Cody’s. The tea-infused spirits from Thomas and Sons raised their spirits enough to allow a few more food stops.

Will full bellies and breath like your drunk uncle at a family reunion, they made the short trek to Himalayan Bites, each step well-planned and poorly executed. Fortunately, they found seating amid a sea of German tourists and gorged themselves on Sha-momo, a handmade dumpling stuffed with meat, scallions, garlic, ginger, onions and Himalayan spices. The Bites were so good, Moore and Rasic lamented the fact that they couldn’t fit more of them into their bulging stomachs.

Of course, there’s always room for dessert, so Moore and Rasic managed to make space for frozen yogurt (twice), shaved ice (twice), five small cakes, caramel corn, cotton candy, a few candy bars, some gummy worms, some diabetes, a heaping helping of heartburn and at least one minor seizure.

Feet swollen, eyes glazed and wallets empty, they decided it was time to waddle away from the entire affair. But, for $2 a Bite, maybe they could just go back for a wafer thin mint. Or a scoop of shaved ice. Or….“Oooooooh, is that pizza?” SW

I had the distinct honor of judging an elimination round on Saturday, and a quarter-final round on Sunday, and I can’t wait to eat at every restaurant represented, including one that isn’t even a restaurant.

On Saturday, Matthew Makohin and Luke Mason from The Capitol took on Anna Witham and Renee Merasco of The Root Cellar, a pickling and catering business. Their secret ingredient was Jem’s Cashew Cardamom Nut Butter.

Witham and Merasco featured it in a decadent chocolate mousse speared with a shard of candied molasses, while Matthew and Luke folded it into an exquisite, hand-made empanada.

On Sunday, winners Witham and Merasco returned to the stage to compete against Mark Hosack and Victor Florín of Currents at the Riverhouse. Their secret ingredient was albacore tuna loin, which Witham and Merasco seared and placed on a bed of sorrel before topping it with salmon roe and a single shiitake mushroom. Hosack and Florín served their tuna on top of creamy purple potato risotto, then drizzled the dish with a tart chimichurri sauce.

The level of sophistication shown under pressure by these local chefs reminds me just how lucky we are to live in a town with such good food. Bon apetít!

Note: Chef Linde from Pronghorn took home the trophy for the 2016 Central Oregon Top Chef competition. The winning dishes from his three rounds of competition will be available on a rotating basis for a limited time on the Pronghorn menu. SW

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Featuring local culinary creators as they experiment with new teasers for their own menus. Come support your local creatives! This is where your next favorite menu item is born! Bon appetite!

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Bite Week Classes Take a class during Bend Bite Week, including “Sours and Shots,” “Ramen Noodles,” “Cheese Rules,” Fermentation, Tasty and Nutritionally Vital,””Dumplings,” “Inspired Stress Free Entertaining,” “Picnic Perfect” and more! Wed, June 22 and Thurs, June 23. Various Locations Bend, Bend. $10-$20.

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Participating breweries will feature unique, experimental and limited release beers—many of which will only available at the Fermentation Celebration. June 23, 4-10pm. Old Mill District, Powerhouse Dr. 541-312-0131. Entry to the event is free. Those who wish to partake in beverages pay $20.

PICK Cruxapalooza 5 Pouring a couple celebratory beers in honor of Crux’s fourth anniversary! [BANISHED] Bretted Farmhouse and [BANISHED] Apricot Wild Farmhouse. A special beer seminar in the tasting room at 1 pm on sour beers! June 25, 11:30am-10pm. Crux Fermentation Project, 50 SW Division St. No cover.

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Newberry Monument 25th Anniversary Re-Dedication Celebration

Join us for a re-dedication celebration event held at Ogden Group Camp at Newberry Caldera. Hear remarks by Monument creators, delight in the music of the Desert Sage Band, great BBQ and Newberry Inspired Beer from Worthy Brewing, Frontier Days festivities and dedication memorabilia. Come join the fun! June 30, 5-7pm. Ogden Group Camp - Newberry Caldera, Paulina Lake Rd. 541-383-5530. Free.

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t’s not an exaggeration to say that Market of Choice, the upscale supermarket that opened near the Old Mill off NW Sizemore last week, completely changes the beer distribution picture in Central Oregon.

“Our aim is to provide the best experience we can with the beer and wine we offer,” says Cameron Webster, manager of the Bend Market of Choice’s adult-beverage section. “We’re lucky that we live in a region with so much of both, and it’s great to work for a place that is so proactive about it.”

That ain’t the half of it. Because they ship brands distributed in their Eugene headquarters to Bend, Market of Choice already offers a wide selection of beer that is impossible to find anywhere else in town. Highlights include: CRAFT-BEER GIANTS DEBUTING Thanks to Market of Choice’s Eugene roots, there are quite a few bottles from small Lane County-based outfits, such as Hard Knocks Brewing in Cottage Grove and Plough Monday in Veneta.

They also offer a number of beers from larger regional breweries, such as Brooklyn-based Sixpoint and Chicago’s Off Color Brewing, which have only been available along the I-5 corridor until now. The former puts out clean-tasting beers like the Resin IPA in unique, skinny cans, while the latter freestyles with off-beat varieties, such as its Troublesome Gose-style beer.

ALL KINDS OF WACKY IMPORTS That distribution advantage also means the market offers a fairly exotic lineup of beers from outside the US. Some of these are crappy adjunct lagers from India and such (try a tallboy can of Beerlao if seeking a surefire way to waste $1.75 quickly), but there are some admirable standouts. Yona Yona Ale, from Yo-Ho Brewing in Japan, is a juicy pale ale that’s easy to enjoy a couple cans of at a time—as befitting its name, which means “night after night” in Japanese.

For something more complex, try Zwet. be from Belgium’s Brouwerij 3 Fonteinen, a dark porter made with Lambic yeast for a sour kick.

A TAP LIST TO MATCH The now-shuttered Ray’s was the first supermarket in Bend to fill growlers.

Market of Choice’s Fill Station takes things to the next level, offering twelve taps of beer, cider and wine in a bar-like atmosphere. Webster says, “Nothing we have on tap is available in bottles, and we try to have as much variety as possible.” They’re doing a good job so far— beers like Baerlic’s Salted Oat Gose and Portland-based Unicorn Brewing’s Coffee Milk Stout are available by the pint or growler, and they also have a Crowler machine slinging out 32-oz take-home cans of everything on tap. SW Market of Choice 115 NW Sisemore St., Bend Open daily, 7am-11pm

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Between The Rock and a Hart Place "Central Intelligence" goes for laughs over thrills

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We pick up with the characters in high school, with Hart as Calvin Joyner, the most popular kid in school. The Rock is Robbie Weirdicht (pronounced WeirdDick), an overweight kid with no friends who is tossed nude into the gym during a pep rally. While everyone laughs, Joyner gives Weirdicht his letterman jacket to cover up with. Twenty years later, Joyner is happily married to his high school sweetheart, but is miserable working as an accountant. The day before their 20-year high school reunion, Weirdicht finds Joyner on Facebook, and the movie takes off.

Weirdicht has changed his name to Bob Stone and now looks like The Rock. He likes unicorns, jorts and “Roadhouse” and is also a rogue CIA operative who has killed his partner and escaped with U.S. satellite codes he is planning to sell to the highest bidder. At least that’s the story according to the CIA agents hunting Stone. Now Joyner has to figure out who to trust and whether Stone is really a psychopathic killer or a good-natured hero.

The only reason any of this premise works is because of The Rock. This sounds a little silly when talking about a movie this inherently goofy, but The

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entral Intelligence” is not a perfect movie. There are a few long stretches with no laughs, the action is poorly edited and shot, and the script has a few downright stinkers littered throughout. Yet, “Central Intelligence” is easily one of the most entertaining films of the year because of two huge advantages. Firstly, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart have an effortlessly fun chemistry. Whenever they are bouncing off of one another, it is a blast.

The other main draw of the film is that it has a big, warm heart and a refreshing, good-natured vibe that gives the movie a sweetness that almost doesn’t exist in studio films anymore.

The Rock gently cradles Kevin Hart because he can, and we love him for it.

Rock gives the performance of his career here. His undeniable charisma and likability are in full effect, but suffused with a weird, possibly menacing energy.

There’s a little bit of “The Cable Guy” in Stone as The Rock adds a deeply sad undercurrent to his bright-eyed smiles.

Kevin Hart is the perfect straight man here. His constant exasperated confusion and terror at the situation he has become involved in gives his live-wire manic energy a perfect outlet. Sometimes Hart’s personality is too big for the role or the cast he is involved with, but he slides into the role of an everyman much more smoothly than his past work implied. The mystery of whether Bob Stone is a super-

hero or supervillain is well-written with the reveal coming at the perfect moment.

The plotting can be a bit predictable, but the characters are so much fun that the flaws are easily forgiven.

The biggest disappointment of the film comes on the action side of things. Since most of the comedy works, “Central Intelligence” would be an outright classic if the gunfights, car chases and fight scenes were executed as well as in “Lethal Weapon,” “48 Hours” or even “Knight and Day.” Director Rawson Marshall Thurber proved his comedic chops with movies like “Dodgeball” and “We’re the Millers,” but he has a long way to go when it comes to creating memorable action

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set pieces.

“Central Intelligence” doesn’t demand much from the viewer other than wanting to spend time with Kevin Hart and The Rock. The duo has enough good-natured charm between them to turn this into a long-running franchise, and as long as the movies keep getting better and no worse, that would be good news indeed. SW

Central Intelligence Dir. Rawson Marshall Thurber Grade: B Now playing at Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

By Jared Rasic Independence Day Double Feature The fact that “Independence Day: Resurgence” isn’t being screened for critics isn’t a great sign, making this double feature a doubly good idea. Even if the new film is awful, you get to watch the original first, and that movie is still an extremely fun ride. The entire event lasts more than four hours, so bring a blanket and a big bladder.

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L’elisir d’amore L’elisir d’amore is an Italian opera written by composer Gaetano Donizetti in 1831. This event is a screening of the performance from The Met as part of its Summer Encore series. This show is actually #13 on the Operabase list of the most performed operas worldwide, so if you’re not familiar, this is the perfect chance to dive in.

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"Finding Dory" packs a Pixar punch

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t is difficult to go into a film released

by Pixar Animation Studios without abnormally high expectations. While not every single one of their films is an outright classic, they have had only one full-blown misfire in their filmography with “Cars 2.” Even though these are basically categorized as animated films for children, Pixar has taken an almost gleeful approach to emotionally devastating the adults in the audience.

Films like “Toy Story 3,” “Up,” and “Inside Out” were able to expertly push buttons that “grown-ups” weren’t even paying attention to. “Toy Story 3” and “Inside Out” in particular deconstructed growing up with such profound and beautiful clarity that many people over 30 shed a multitude of tears for a childhood left behind and ultimately forgotten. As the kids in the audience marvel at the gorgeous animation and colorful characters, their parents sit dumbfounded, having received closure for something they didn’t know they needed.

“Finding Dory” takes several intensely serious thematic ideas and weaves them around another colorful and delightful children’s story. Dory (voiced by Ellen DeGeneres) from “Finding Nemo” still suffers from short-term memory loss, but has a brief flash of a memory of her parents. She is desperate to find them, realizing that she must have gotten separated from them as a child and then completely forgot about their existence.

Dory teams up with Nemo and his

Dory finds more than just new friends in the new film from Pixar.

father Marlin to hunt down the mother and father she barely remembers. They travel across the ocean together, learning lessons and getting into trouble. A huge chunk of the film takes place at the Marine Life Institute in Morro Bay, Cali., as Dory, Nemo, and Marlin follow the subtlest trail to a family she barely knows.

The whale sharks, octopi, sea lions and beluga whales they meet along the way add a lot of (mostly childish) comedy to the film, but the real draw of the movie is the dramatic themes that drive the story.

Pixar films always come with a handy life lesson built into the structure, and Dory is no different. But the lesson here comes with more dramatic weight than usual.

Dory absolutely has a learning disability, one that has hobbled her life into a series of moments with barely any connecting tissue that would give her days a narrative to hold onto. She is happy, but only because she forgets everything she has lost along the way.

By the end of the film, Dory has two giant realizations. One is that she has to accept her limitations for what they are, but also that she can use them to her own advantage. Children with learning disabilities will see this movie and find a very specific hero: one that exists just for them.

The movie isn’t perfect. The constant

barrage of jokes based around Dory forgetting things all the time runs thin quite quickly, and the film has two or three climaxes too many, but so much of it works regardless. Pixar has created a universe of films that give kids a way to express emotions they might not have the vocabulary for, and it gives adults a chance to see a piece of themselves that they, like Dory, might have forgotten. SW

Finding Dory Dir. Andrew Stanton Grade: B+ Now playing at Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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from Johnny Depp, whose Mad Hatter gave children weird dreams for months. This sequel finds Alice having spent the intervening years as a sailor. When she finds out there is something deeply wrong in Wonderland, she heads back to find things are much worse than she ever could have imagined. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE: There have been many video game movies in the past, but never one pulled from something with so little of a story. This follows three angry birds as they investigate the arrival of pigs to their little island. Advanced reviews are pretty dire, but the voice cast has ringers including Jason Sudeikis, Bill Hader, Maya Rudolph, Danny McBride and Peter Dinklage, so there might be enough here to be entertaining. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR: The highly anticipated throw-down has finally arrived with Team Iron Man vs. Team Cap fighting over a huge disagreement involving The Avengers and the destruction they have wrought. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE LOBSTER: The film takes place in a society where people are legally bound to be part of a couple. If a relationship ends, then the lone person is sent to a hotel where all the other singles are gathered. They have 45 days to find a new mate or else they are turned into an animal of their choice, which they must remain as for the rest of their life. It’s a weird, wonderful, dry comedy/sci-fi mashup for fans of “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and other bizarre romantic films. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX THE NICE GUYS: The pedigree here is phenomenal! Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in a buddy comedy/action flick written and directed by Shane Black, the mind behind “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang,” “Lethal Weapon” and “The Long Kiss Goodnight?!?!” Shut up and take my money, Regal. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX ME BEFORE YOU: Apparently they’re offering tissues at the box office for this one, but that might be an urban legend. A young woman starts taking care of a paralyzed, handsome young man whose recent accident has left him depressed and angry. Their relationship blossoms and probably ends terribly because don’t they all? An excellent cast should hopefully elevate this to something above its maudlin premise. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX NOW YOU SEE ME 2: The original “Now You See Me” piled on twist after twist until the story didn’t make sense anymore. Now we see The Four Horsemen take their magic tricks globally to expose unlawful practices of a tech magnate. These movies exist in an alternative universe where magicians can save the world, so expect some goofy, plot-driven fun. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

TALE OF TALES: A dark and twisted look into the fairy tales that inspired The Brother’s Grimm, Hans Christian Anderson and Charles Perrault. With stylish and scary looks into

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS: It must be summer because here we have two weeks in a row bringing us unwanted sequels to movies that weren’t very good. This time we have Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo teaming up with April O’Neil and Casey Jones to fight...Tyler Perry? The reviews say this one is leaps and bounds better than the last. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE CONJURING 2: Surprisingly scary and expertly crafted, “The Conjuring 2” almost equals the original in excellence. This one follows Demonologists Ed and Lorraine Warren to Enfield, England, where they square off against an angry poltergeist that may be more than it seems. Fans of the first one should love this just as much. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE MEDDLER: Susan Sarandon plays a lonely, aging widow who follows her daughter to Los Angeles in the hopes of reigniting her life. She first meddles in her daughter’s life, only to find that there are many other people who need her help as well. This is a heartfelt dramedy that actually plays much better than it sounds. Tin Pan Theater WARCRAFT: Somehow better AND worse than it looks, “Warcraft” is a confusing mess of a film that is also tons of fun. The action and fantasy elements are fantastic, but as soon as real people start talking to each other about things, everything falls apart. This might be solely aimed at fans of the game series, leaving the rest of us behind. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX X-MEN: APOCALYPSE: Although it does feel like we just had an X-Men movie, "Apocalypse" boasts several fan favorite characters returning to the franchise and a possible end to the arc of the last two films. With Jennifer Lawrence possibly leaving the franchise after this one, expect an epic and exciting adventure with everyone's favorite blue mutant. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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FINDING DORY: Pixar waited 13 years to release a sequel to one if its most beloved films, so we can only hope it will reach the original’s greatness. With “Cars 2,” Pixar proved it wasn’t infallible when it came to their sequels, but after last year’s masterpiece “Inside Out,” it seems like they’re on a bit of a creative hot streak. Let’s hope it will be more than just “cute” and reach the emotional highs of “Inside Out,” “Toy Story 3” and “Up.” See full review, p 46. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE: A buddy comedy/action flick starring The Rock and Kevin Hart seems like something that should have existed years ago. Kevin Hart plays a regular Joe who gets sucked into an old high school friend’s current spy lifestyle. Even in the very worst of movies, The Rock is always worth watching. Combining his oversized charisma with Kevin Hart’s unhinged energy should hopefully make for a comedy classic.

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CASCADE LAKE KAYAK TOUR For explorers looking to rest their feet, taking to the water offers a unique way to discover Central Oregon’s natural wonders.

Paddle into the High Cascade Lakes for a spectacular and relaxing session of kayaking with Wanderlust Tours. A naturalist guide will give a crash course on paddling before leading kayakers into the heart of Cascade Lake. Kayakers will visit hidden spots, learn about the environment’s geological history, snap beautiful photos and take a dip in the refreshing waters of Cascade Lake.

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f there’s one drawback to summertime in Bend, it’s the lack of snow on the mountains. Skiing and snowboarding down Mt. Bachelor, Hoodoo, and Tumalo and other wintertime slopes is an exhilarating experience that isn’t easily replicated. But just because the snow has melted, doesn’t mean those mountains are useless.

Mountainboarding is an alternative extreme sport that allows riders to carve and speed down dirt trails like a snowboarder or skateboarder. It incorporates elements of multiple board-focused sports to create a unique ride that is ideal for Bend’s rocky, mountainous environments.

HAVE BOARD, WILL RIDE A mountainboard is a Frankenstein’s monster of extreme sports equipment.

The first prototypes were assembled from skateboard and bike parts by snowboarders and surfers stuck at home during the off-season.

While the overall design resembles a skateboard, mountainboards take more cues from snowboards, with longer, wider decks made from wood and reinforced plastics, as well as bindings to provide stability. For its wheels, a mountainboard utilizes materials similar to BMX or mountain bike tires, which allow for traction and control on uneven dirt trails.

“It’s really an all-terrain vehicle, which makes it unique among all the board

sports,” said Michael Giebelhaus, founder of Kite-Line, a board store in Bend. “You can take it on the dirt, on the grass, to the skate parks. As long as there’s a hill or something to get you going, you can ride a mountainboard almost anywhere.”

The sport is still young, so the equipment is constantly evolving. In recent years, riders have seen smaller boards that allow for increased speed, a handbrake attachment to complete tighter turns, and small motors to ascend uphill terrain. A basic mountain board usually starts at $200, while a newer or upgraded board can run $500 or more.

The sport is also growing in the competitive realm. Although it doesn’t receive the same attention as skateboarding or snowboarding, mountainboard tournaments feature head-tohead races and trick runs similar to other board sports. World championships for the sport have been held in Italy, France, Russia and England.

“It’s definitely growing around the world, especially Europe,” Giebelhaus said. “Riders are really starting to discover the sport’s intricacies and depth.”

CARVING AROUND BEND Bend has the potential to become a mountainboarding hotspot, according to Giebelhaus.

“All the mountains and trails around

here are perfect for mountainboarding,” he said. “There’s a lot of different terrain that can challenge first-time riders and experienced riders alike.”

Mountainboards NW is a group of mountainboard enthusiasts based out of Tumwater, Wash. They recently tested their boards on a handful of Bend trails. On their Facebook page, they recommend Phil’s Trail and The Lair, which are mountain bike trails located just west of Bend. These trails provide hills, jumps and turns that highlight the extreme aspects of the sport. For a mellower rider, the group singled out the trails at Smith Rock, which are narrower but not as steep.

Additionally, the Central Oregon Trail Alliance catalogues and helps maintain several bike trails in the area. Riders have options in almost every direction, including Skyliner North, Horse Butte, the Deschutes River Trail and the Swampy Lakes area. While the sport seems more dangerous than other board sports, Giebelhaus thinks the challenges are worth the experience.

“It’s not like snowboarding where you can fall down in the snow, no worries.

You’ll definitely get some scrapes and bruises when you start out,” he said.

“But once you get the hang of it, it can feel more rewarding and challenging than snowboarding or skiing or skateboarding.” SW

Tours run for two hours, and start at 9am and 1:30pm. Groups will meet at Wanderlust Tours office, where gear and transportation will be provided. Tours cost $75 for adults, $55 for children 11 and under. Register 48 hours in advance online at wanderlusttours. com, or call 541-389-8359.

SLIDE THE CITY What’s the most exciting way to keep cool this summer? Sliding through the streets of Bend on a world record water slide, of course. Slide the City is a block party event featuring a 1,000-foot-long, inflated water slide. The slide starts at the corner of NW Saginaw Avenue and NW College Way, with rides running from 9am to 7pm on Saturday, June 25. Get soaked on the slide, or hang out in the sun at this family-friendly gathering, which will also feature music, food, drinks and general tomfoolery. Ride passes start at $20 for a single run. Riders must be at least 5 years old, 46 inches tall, and have an inflatable tube to ride. Tubes will be available for purchase at the event. A portion of proceeds will benefit the Bend Chive Chapter charity.

LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN HIKE Since 1985, Central Oregon Landwatch has led the charge to protect the region’s natural features and educate the public. As part of that effort, the organization is hosting a group hike to the top of Lookout Mountain. This 4.5 mile hike starts at 7:30am on Sunday, July 10. Hikers will trek the Ochoco Mountains, ascending almost 7,000 feet to the summit of Lookout Mountain. The hike will be guided by wildlife experts who will point out animals, habitat, and issues unique to the environment.

This moderate to strenuous hike is free, but hikers are expected to bring their own gear and snacks as well as pitch in for gas. Volunteer drivers are needed. For more info and to register visit centraloregonlandwatch.org or call 541-647-2930. SW

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OUTSIDE EVENTS

Ride down the world's largest slip and slide at Slide The City on NW College Way and NW Saginaw, 6/25.

Crooked River Roundup Rodeo Cattle drive, chili cook-off, steer roping, rodeo performance, slack barrel racing, parade, after parties, stick horse race and more! See website for full schedule: www. crookedriveroundup.com. Wed, June 22, 5pm, Fri, June 24, 11am-10pm, Sat, June 25, 10am-10pm and Sun, June 26, 8am-4pm.

Crook County Fairgrounds, 1280 S Main St., Prineville.

Endless Summer Fun Run Celebrate

summer at this family-friendly fun run/ walk, ending with Bonta Gelato at Mirror Pond Plaza! Wear your best Hawaiian shirt to our post-run luau to get an extra raffle ticket for cool prizes! June 23, 5:30-7pm.

FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568.

Free, RSVP required.

FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a 3 to 5 mile run. Wednesdays-noon. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Hayden Homes Bend Summer Comp

The largest and most exciting climbing competition in Central Oregon ever!

Watch, cheer and party as the top climbers in the US compete for a slice of the $13k cash purse on the outdoor competition bouldering wall. June 25, 6-10pm. GoodLife Brewing, 70 SW Century Dr. 541-419-5071.

Free.

Killer Bees & Medicines of the Hive

The history and interactions between humans and Africanized honey bees, and their spread in north America. Also, uses of honey bee products in health care. Speaker is PhD Entomologist Dewey Caron. June 25, 6-8pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. $5.

Moms Running Group All moms welcome with or without strollers. 3-4.5 mile run at 8-12 minute mile paces. This is a fun and encouraging group for moms of all running levels. Runs occur rain or shine.

Thursdays, 9:30am. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Move it Mondays We occasionally carpool for a trail run, light-permitting. Runs are between 3-5 miles, paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Painting & Drawing with Watercolors

Join the Deschutes Land Trust and artist Winnie Givot at Indian Ford Meadow Preserve for a watercolor painting class. Create a variety of small watercolor paintings so you can experiment with techniques, style and perspective. Please register online at www.deschuteslandtrust.org/hikes.

June 26, 8:30-11:30am. Indian Ford Meadow, outside Sisters. 541-330-0017. Free.

Slide The City Come slide for the day or take a few trips down the world’s longest slip and slide, 1000 feet, that’s three football fields of fun! This event supports the Bend Chive Chapter! June 25, noon.

NW College Way and NW Saginaw, Bend. $15-$99.

Wednesday Night Group Runs Join us

Wednesday nights for our 3-5 mile group runs, all paces welcome! This is a great way to get exercise, fresh air, and meet fellow fitnatics! Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541389-1601. Free.

Wild Wednesday: Oregon Wilderness

Epic backcountry adventure stories told by local people. Author of over 30 books on the American West, professional photographer George Wuerthner has visited every Wilderness Area in Oregon. Come see slides and hear stories about every protected wilderness in the Oregon. June 22, 5:30-7:30pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. Free.

ATHLETIC EVENTS Dom Diddy Classic Second annual Dom Diddy Classic Golf Tournament and auction to be held at Tokatee Golf Club. Net proceeds benefitting the Dominic Fouts Memorial Cancer Fund. The event will begin with a shotgun start at noon, followed by a BBQ dinner featuring awards, a live and silent auction and guest speakers. June 27, noon-7pm. Tokatee Golf Club, 54947 McKenzie Hwy. 805-403-3061. $400 for a foursome.

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Walking for Wellness Training Group Begins FootZone and St. Charles invite

cancer survivors and their family members to regain their fitness through the gentle exercise of walking. Walk up to a 5K each Saturday. Get fit and make new friends!

June 25, 10am-noon. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. Free, registration required.

PICK Outside Games Join us for a five-

day celebration of the best that Central Oregon has to offer: live music, local brews, and fun and games on the trails, around the town, at Riverbend Park, and on the beautiful Deschutes River. Sip, bike, splash, paddle, run, dine, laugh and play with us.

Bring the kids. Bring a dog. Wed, June 22, Thurs, June 23, Fri, June 24 and Sat, June 25. Various Locations - Bend, Bend.

Pacific Crest Triathlon & Week Sports Festival The full, fun weekend includes

tour de crest bike tours, long course, olympic and ultra-sprint triathlons, duathlons and aquabike, 5k and three kids events!

Something for everybody. Fri, June 24, Sat, June 25 and Sun, June 26. Sunriver, various locations.

Weekly Steel Ride Break out that cool retro steel bike and ride with friends along a 30 mile loop on sweet roads to the east of Bend. This ride is open to all, steel bikes are suggested. Pace will be medium, there will be two regroup stops. Route will be marked. Meet at Bend Velo Bike Shop. Fridays, 6-7:45pm. Bend Velo Bike Shop, 1212 NE First St. 541-382-2453. Free.

Worthy Brewing Summer Criterium Series The mid-week summer criterium

series with TFG racing and Worthy Brewing is back, every Wednesday this summer.

Wednesdays, 4:30-8pm. Pacific Crest Middle School, 303 NW Elwood Ln. SW

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Damaged Sidewalk Nearly Sidelines Home Sale As most Bendites know, there are a lot of sidewalks uprooted by tree roots in Bend.

Replacing the damaged section with a new sidewalk is only a temporary fix, as is patching the cracks, because as long as the tree is there, it will continue to raise the sidewalk. If the homeowner wishes to remove the tree, then they probably need to obtain a permit to do that because the tree is likely in the public right of way. Replacing a sidewalk panel also requires a permit, which will cost you $600, even before you start doing repairs.

The situation encountered this week could have been a deal breaker. Some first time homebuyers were all approved for

financing by their lender, had a professional home inspection, so the next step was to order an appraisal. The appraisal came in at the purchase price value, but the appraiser made a comment about the sidewalk being in need of repair and recommended repairs be made. When this comment was seen by the lender, they could not ignore it. Two weeks prior to closing, we received notice that repairs had to be made before loan documents could be issued. This literally gave the sellers one week to complete the repairs, making it difficult to find a contractor on such short notice. This was totally unexpected and a shock to all parties.

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—Modern Woman

If women truly prioritized men’s looks like you say, Victoria’s Secret would be raking in the bucks with a companion chain of sexy undies stores for men. However, Victor’s Secret, if any, remains pretty simple: “Turn ‘em inside out and you can wear ‘em another day.”

You are right; “there’s been something called ‘evolution.’” Unfortunately, psychological change takes a little longer than you think—which is to say you’re only off by maybe a few million years. As evolutionary psychologists Leda Cosmides and John Tooby explain, we’re living in modern times with a “stone age mind.” By this, they mean that the genes right now driving our psychology and behavior were molded by (and are still largely adapted for) mating and survival problems in the hunter-gatherer environment millions of years ago.

We do continue to evolve. For example, over the 10,000 years since humans started dairy farming, some of us eventually developed the physiology to digest lactose (the sugar in cow’s milk)—allowing us to drink milkshakes without gassing it up under the covers and asphyxiating the dog. But changes in our psychological architecture—like the complex cognitive adaptations behind our mating behavior— don’t happen anywhere near that fast. So, no, your genes didn’t just go “Whoa, look, women’s lib!” and then make you start catcalling construction workers.

Of course, we ladies will take a nice view if we can get it, but other things come first.

Anthropologist Robert Trivers explains that what women evolved to prioritize in a partner comes out of the greater amount of “parental investment” required from us.

Because a man could just walk away after sex (in the days before there was a state to come after him for child support) and because the features men find hot reflect fertility and health, male sexuality evolved to be primarily looks-driven. For a woman, however, a single romp with some Hunky McHunkerson could have left her with a kid to feed—long before baby food was sold in stores in cute little jars.

You, however, claim that a man’s status does nothing for you. Now, studies reveal how most people are, not individual differences, so you may be right. However, cognitive neuroscientist Michael Gazzaniga explains that 98 percent of our brain’s activity is unconscious—including some of our decision-making—but we invent reasons for our choices afterward (typically those that make us seem rational, consistent, and admirable). And research keeps reflecting that women subconsciously prioritize status. In a study by evolutionary psychologist Michael Dunn, women found the exact same man hotter when he was driving a Bentley than when he was driving a Ford Fiesta. Men? They found a woman equally attractive in either car, and frankly, a woman who’s hot can probably get dates while “driving” a donkey with bumper stickers on the back.

Next, there’s your claim that you and other women are “very aroused” by “gorgeous naked men.” Um, sorry, but that’s not what the vagina monitor says. Sex researcher Meredith Chivers hooked some ladies up to a machine that measures arousal through blood flow in their ladyparts.

Though the women were aroused by footage of sex acts, she also showed them footage of a hot dude exercising naked.

The vaginal response: “Yeah, whatevs.”

And finally, for the perfect example of how sex differences play out, if a man flashes a woman on the street, it’s “You pervert!

I’m calling the cops.” If a woman does it to a man, it’s probably one of the best days he’s had in forever: “Wow…it’s not even my birthday! How ‘bout some yoga poses?

Downward-facing dog? Shoulder stand?…

Wait. Where are you going? Come back! I think you dropped an earring.”

AMY ALKON

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I’m increasingly frustrated by your views that women are attracted to men with status or wealth and don’t care much about men’s looks. Personally, I’m not attracted by men’s status or wealth, and I’m very aroused by gorgeous naked men—as are many women. Granted, women thousands of years ago were forced to rely on men for security, but there’s been something called “evolution.” Women don’t need men to survive anymore.

Consequently, women are experiencing a discovery of their real libido, which is greatly stimulated by the vision of beautiful male bodies.

So, the women whose children survived to pass on their genes to us were those who vetted men for the ability and willingness to “provide.” There was no “wealth” in ancestral times—no National Bank of the Stone Age. However, evolutionary psychologists believe a modern man’s high earnings act as a cue for what women evolved to go for in a man—high status, meaning high social standing and the ability to bring home the wildebeest steaks for Mommy and the twins.

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little as 30 minutes a day can reduce your risk of disease. Join a different BMC provider each week along with others in the community looking to improve their health.

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for you to be kind to you? In this four-week class, we’ll use the tools of compassionate communication (nonviolent communication or NVC) to find your caring voice and to strengthen it through practice. Continues every week on Thursday till 7/21. June 30, 6-7:15pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 200.

530-867-3198. $65.

Laughter Yoga Join Danielle Mercurio as she leads this joyful and free offering.

Laughter yoga has been proven to reduce stress and increase health. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 8-9am. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-004. Free.

Meditation for Moms & Pregnant Women This is a drop in meditation for

pregnant women and mothers. Learn meditation while building a community of mothers. Each class we will explore different meditation and breathing, and energy healing techniques. June 30, 6:30-7:30pm.

Bend Birth Center, 61533 Parrell Rd. $5-$10 donation.

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Tuesdays, 6-7:30pm and Wednesdays, 4-5:30pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 200.

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Prenatal Yoga Autumn Adams is leading a prenatal yoga class just for expecting mamas. Sundays, 11:30am-12:45pm. Juniper Yoga, 369 NE Revere Ave. $15.

Recovery Yoga This gathering is not limited to drug and alcohol dependence, as we are all on the road to recovery from something! Thursdays, 7-8pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541550-8550. By donation.

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meet at the store and run a combination of road and trail routes. Saturdays, 8-9:30am.

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Summer Solstice Party Please join us at Bend Community Healing for our annual Summer Solstice Party with free yoga and qigong classes, community acupuncture and Zero Balancing sessions, as well as snacks and prizes. Our way of saying, “Thank you, Bend!” for all your support over the past year. June 25, 9am-4pm.

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): My meditations

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Joan Wasser is a Leo singer-songwriter who is known by her stage name Joan As Police Woman. In her song “The Magic,” she repeats one of the lyric lines fourteen times: “I’m looking for the magic.” For two reasons, I propose that we make that your mantra in the coming weeks. First, practical business-as-usual will not provide the uncanny transformative power you need. Nor will rational analysis or habitual formulas. You will have to conjure, dig up, or track down some real magic.

My second reason for suggesting “I’m looking for the magic” as your mantra is this: You’re not yet ripe enough to secure the magic, but you can become ripe enough by being dogged in your pursuit of it.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept.

22): Renowned martial artist Bruce Lee described the opponent he was most wary of: “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”

In my astrological opinion, you should regard that as one of your keystone principles during the next 12 months.

Your power and glory will come from honing one specific skill, not experimenting restlessly with many different skills.

And the coming weeks will be en excellent time to set your intention.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): To celebrate my birthday, I’m taking time off from dreaming up original thoughts and creative spurs. For this horoscope, I’m borrowing some of the BOLD Laws of author Dianna Kokoszka. They are in sweet alignment with your astrological omens for the next 13 months. Take it away, Dianna. 1.

Focus on the solution, not the problem. 2. Complaining is a garbage magnet. 3. What you focus on expands. 4. Do what you have always done, and you will get what you have always gotten.

5. Don’t compare your insides to other people’s outsides. 6. Success is simple, but not easy. 7.

Don’t listen to your drunk monkey. 8. Clarity is power. 9. Don’t mistake movement for achievement. 10. Spontaneity is a conditioned reflex. 11.

People will grow into the conversations you create around them. 12. How you participate here is how you participate everywhere. 13. Live your life by design, not by default.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): No pressure, no diamond. No grit, no pearl. No cocoon, no butterfly. All these clichés will be featured themes for you during the next 12 months. But I hope you will also come up with fresher ways to think about the power and value that can be generated by tough assignments. If you face your exotic dilemmas and unprecedented riddles armed with nothing more than your culture’s platitudes, you won’t be able to tap into the untamed creativity necessary to turn problems into opportunities. Here’s an example of the kind of original thinking you’ll thrive on: The more the growing chamomile plant is trodden upon, the faster it grows.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The royal courts of Renaissance England often employed professional fools whose job it was to speak raw or controversial truths with comedic effect.

According to the Royal Shakespeare Company, Queen Elizabeth once castigated her fool for being “insufficiently severe with her.” The modern-day ombudsman has some similarities to the fool’s function. He or she is hired by an organization to investigate complaints lodged by the public against the organization. Now would be an excellent time for you to have a fool or ombudsman in your own sphere, Sagittarius.

You’ve got a lot of good inklings, but some of

them need to be edited, critiqued, or perhaps even satirized.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Capricorn journalist Katie Couric is a best-selling author who has interviewed five American presidents and had prominent jobs at three major TV networks.

What’s her secret to success? She has testified that her goal is to be as ingratiating and charming as she can be without causing herself to throw up. I don’t often recommend this strategy for you, but I do now. The coming weeks will be prime time for you to expand your web of connections and energize your relationships with existing allies by being almost too nice. To get what you want, use politeness as your secret weapon.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Every now and then you may benefit from being a bit juvenile, even childlike.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “The past lives on in art and memory,” writes author Margaret Drabble, “but it is not static: it shifts and changes as the present throws its shadow backwards.”

That’s a fertile thought for you to meditate on during the coming weeks, Aries. Why? Because your history will be in a state of dramatic fermentation. The old days and the old ways will be mutating every which way. I hope you will be motivated, as a result, to rework the story of your life with flair and verve.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Critics of text-messaging are wrong to think it’s a regressive form of communication,” writes poet Lily Akerman.

“It demands so much concision, subtlety, psychological art—in fact, it’s more like pulling puppet strings than writing.” I bring this thought to your attention, Taurus, because in my opinion the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to apply the metaphor of text-messaging to pretty much everything you do. You will create interesting ripples of success as you practice the crafts of concision, subtlety, and psychological art.

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): During my careers as a writer and musician, many “experts” have advised me not to be so damn faithful to my muse.

Having artistic integrity is a foolish indulgence that would ensure my eternal poverty, they have warned. If I want to be successful, I’ve got to sell out; I must water down my unique message and pay homage to the generic formulas favored by celebrity artists. Luckily for me, I have ignored the experts. As a result, my soul has thrived and I eventually earned enough money from my art to avoid starvation. But does my path apply to you? Maybe; maybe not. What if, in your case, it would be better to sell out a little and be, say, just 75 percent faithful to your muse? The next 12 months will be an excellent time for you to figure this out once and for all.

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This week, Microsoft welcomed cannabis business compliance company KIND Financial to its Azure Government cloud platform. The pioneering, Seattle-based company becomes the first major tech company to participate in the newly-legal cannabis industry, a move that industry insiders are calling “legitimizing” for the cannabis business.

KIND Financial specializes in software systems for what is known in the industry as “seed-to-sale tracking.” Laws in each cannabis-legal state require cannabis companies to track and report on all plants and products. The system is at the core of cannabis regulatory systems, allowing government officials to track products, determine compliance with production limits, calculate taxes, and issue product recalls. Microsoft’s Azure Government cloud platform includes security and compliance protocols designed for interacting with federal agencies.

KIND and Microsoft will compete in the market with a startup known as BioTrackTHC, which has signed contracts with five states, including Washington, New Mexico, Illinois, Hawaii and New York.

A third competitor, Metrc, has contracts in place with state governments in Alaska and Oregon. BioTrackTHC’s revenue increased by 75 percent last year, and the market for tracking software and services appears poised to grow significantly.

Medical marijuana is now legal in half of US states, and five more states are expected to vote this year on joining the existing four states allowing so-called recreational cannabis sales. Nationwide, cannabis sales stood at $5.7 billion for 2015, and are expected to reach $22 billion by 2020. “We do think there will be significant growth,” said Kimberly Nelson, Microsoft’s executive director of state and local government solutions.

Nelson called the cannabis business “…an entirely new field” for Microsoft. “As the industry is regulated, there will be more transactions, and we believe there will be more sophisticated requirements and tools down the road,” she said. Analysts say Microsoft is looking to move in a new direction as revenues from the personal computer industry shrink. With California expected to fully legalize cannabis this fall and a Merkeley-Murray bill to allow major banks to provide services to cannabis businesses headed for a vote in the US Senate, perhaps Silicon Valley-based giants Google and Amazon will be the next tech titans to enter the cannabis industry. SW

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24 Credited in a footnote

15 “Leave it,” to a typesetter

25 Red Muppet who’s always 3 1/2 years old

21 Key of Beethoven’s Ninth

28 Digging

22 “Oh really? ___ who?”

30 Author of “J’accuse”

25 Become, finally

33 Liam of “Taken”

26 “Jurassic Park III” star Tea

35 Grabs a bite

27 Tommy Lee Jones/Will Smith movie of 1997

38 ___ du pays (homesickness)

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39 “Please keep in touch!”, somewhat quaintly

31 Approach bedtime

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43 Real estate measurement

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53 Compound with a doubly-linked carbon atom

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65 Bindi Irwin’s mom

56 Manganese follower

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