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Although Minnesota brags about its 10,000 lakes, in fact, its neighbor Wisconsin has almost 15,000 lakes. Growing up in Wisconsin—and in Madison, specifically, where the surface area of that city is about 20 percent lakes—it was impossible not to be a boater. I truly did not realize that most cities in America don’t have at least one professional water-ski team. Not surprisingly, Ole Evinrude, a Norwegian immigrant to Wisconsin, invented the outboard engine and Mercury engines—the gold standard for trust-worthy boat engines—the company is still headquartered in the state. Which is all to say: Living in a desert is a culture shock. Even so, Central Oregon, with its 12 inches of rainfall each year (one-third the national average) has a remarkably robust boating culture; perhaps more than anywhere in America, I dare to say. I’m sure it would surprise most outsiders that many residents here live their lives in as much—if not, more—a beach bum-style as someone in Miami Beach or San Diego. We take a small glimpse into that boating culture, reporting on results from last weekend’s wakeboard and waterskiing competition on Lake Billy Chinook, and profiling of a new sport, flyboarding, which is (literally) taking off here in Central Oregon. Yup, landlocked and a desert, Central Oregon is, indeed, Boat Town, USA!

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IN REPLY TO “LETTERS: RIDING FOR THE “FREEDOM” TO OPPRESS OTHERS” (7/17) I think that the root of the issue is that there are people leaving trash for others to pick up. Regardless of the event or one’s race, religion, sexual preference, or beliefs, in my book, littering is littering. And it’s all over the city. Let’s all show respect for one another—and this beautiful place we call home—and leave it better than we found it. Pretty simple and doesn’t beg debate... —Jana Augusta Mejdell via facebook. com/sourceweekly It’s a fun quirky event but the past couple of years I’ve noticed a lot of obnoxious bike “etiquette” and behavior while riding on the roads. As far as litter goes... I’ve noticed way more of that all over town regardless of the bike ride. One of the things I noticed imme-

Of course it’s about freedom. Not in a WW2 patriotic, apple pie, Christianity, Ford trucks (or GMC), fishin’ and huntin’ ‘Merica kind of way, but in a BurningMan kind of way. Still the freedom to express yourself in a reasonably respectful manner. As far as I am concerned, the right to free speech / freedom of expression - it is our most important cornerstone. —Stewart Fritchman via facebook.com/ sourceweekly IN REPLY TO “SMELLS LIKE HIPPIE SPIRIT” (7/8) You call this a welcome mat? Please educate yourself a little bit on the band you are supposed to be writing about instead of this boring cliché you call an article. —Phish Phan via bendsource.com Once again you went for the low-hanging fruit with this article and revealed you know nothing about Phish. As a Phan that lives in Bend, it’s embarrassing that the Source writes an article that, on the surface, appears to be welcoming. Instead, it is really insulting. As evidenced by this article, Perhaps TSW’s drug of choice is huffing gas. —Bend Lizard via bendsource.com CORRECTION Bend Park and Recreation District Don Horton recently reached out to inform the Source that the employee who rebuffed Jaik Goff’s concerns about debris in the river [“Don’t Love That Dirty Water,” (7/1)] was a seasonal employee who is no longer employed by BPRD. Horton says that Parks Events Specialist Mark Johnson spoke to Goff later, apologizing for the other employee’s behavior and offering his business card for further concerns. The Source attempted to verify Goff’s portrayal of Johnson’s role in the interaction before going to press, but a message left for Johnson was never returned. We regret the error. SAVE TROY FIELD FOR LOCALS Troy Field is certainly not as picturesque as Drake Park, not by a long shot. But it is

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part of Bend’s history, a waymark for travelers to come and read the inscription about its history. A green field in the heart of Bend. Something not touched by the vast development that is happening all around Bend, especially the beloved west/old side. The developer, from out of state, plans on a condo/hotel, or contel, which they are also known as. A contel and a timeshare go hand and hand, the only difference is the condo is owned by an individual, generally from out of state, that will use it as a vacation destination and when it is not being used the owner puts in in the contel system, which will rent it out to whomever will pay the price. Also, the contel is a hotel. This four-story building will overpower local, classic-building businesses. It will bring 24-hour, seven days a week traffic/parking problems. Driving on Bond or Wall will be worse than ever. The profits will go to the developer (remember, out of state) and the condo owners (also generally out of state). We have some hotels here that are owned by people in Bend. Is this good for our own city residents? The developer has to petition the city for the removal of the Public Facilities designation—this is key. Even if the City did build an office building that hopefully would blend with the old architecture and large grass area, it would be [open] office hours five days a week, closed evenings and weekends—not 24/7 created only for tourists. Best case would be, save Troy Field and rent out parking for micro vendors—food, beer, wine, tiny shops. Local [is greater than] out of state. Rent the field out for music or night games. Bend loves outdoor organized events and music. We need the city to not remove the public

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facilities designation! Let the city know we are not just selling off our history to the highest bidder. Call, write—we can save Troy Field if we, the locals, stick together. Please don’t just say, “Oh, well stuff happens.” Margaret Mead once said, “Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has.” —Julia O.

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diately upon moving to Bend in the early 2000s is the absence of litter. Now I notice it everywhere in parks, river trail, streets, etc. I guess that’s the price you pay when you grow into a “big city” and I don’t see it getting better. More people, more problems. —Andrea Quackenbush via facebook. com/sourceweekly

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LIGHTS OUT, SAVE BIRDS Every spring and fall an extraordinary migration passes through our city, mostly unseen. Millions of birds fly overhead navigating, with great precision, using the starlight, landmarks, and the earth’s magnetic field. Many are songbirds such as warblers, thrushes, tanangers, and sparrows. Their journey is long and hard, but they continue on, mile after mile, north to their breeding grounds and then back south to their winter homes...unless, of course, they crash into a window of a lit building. Artificial lights attract and disorient birds causing them to collide with windows or structures or circle lights until they die of exhaustion. Collisions cause up to a billion bird deaths per year in the U.S. alone. Turn off unnecessary exterior lights from dusk until dawn during migrations: spring, April 1- July 1; fall, August 1-November 1. Close blinds and curtains at night. Ask your employer to turn off decorative exterior lights. Save energy. Spread the word. —Mary Ann Kruse

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The Death and Life of Great American Cities should be required reading for every city councilor and city planner in the Community Development Department. Written in 1961 by Jane Jacobs, it is a touchstone for planners who believe in preserving public space. An architecture writer, Jacob had no formal training—and did not hold a college degree—but she helped return cities back toward shared, public spaces. During the ’50s and ’60s, highway development and car culture were the driving (no pun intended) force for city planning. In particular, in New York City, Robert Moses was creating a network of freeways and the modern concept of suburbs. Most important to our story, his master plan included driving a freeway through the heart of Greenwich Village, specifically, through Washington Park. And, if it weren’t for Jacobs, who helped rally community opposition, the proposed Lower Manhattan Expressway would have decimated Greenwich Village—and, in the process, would have destroyed one of America’s greatest neighborhoods, not to mention set the tone that individual comfort should triumph over shared public spaces. This David versus Goliath victory is a salient history lesson for Bend, which is currently at a crossroads for city planning. No, Bend is not New York City, and the turf war may be much smaller—yet the pending construction of high-end condos at Troy Field holds important consequences for the future of downtown Bend. In June, the 0.8-acre plot of land, owned by the Bend–La Pine School District, was sold for $1.9 million to an out-of-area development company, which immediately boasted about its plans to build high-end condos. Those condos will reside at the exact opposite end of the spectrum from the space’s current use—a practice field for local soccer and field hockey teams, a picnic spot, and a dog park. We certainly are not anti-development. When Bill Smith purchased the fallow property south of town and created the Old Mill District, along with its adjacent music venue, he helped create a public space that has defined much about what is currently great about Bend. It is home to free outdoor summer events like Pickin’ & Paddlin’, an event that last month raised some $10,000 for the Bend Paddle Trail Alliance, as well as Les Schwab Amphitheater, one of the most important cultural venues in town—and that draws in millions in tourism revenue and is just plain fun, with back-to-back nights of Phish concerts and Pink Martini this weekend, and on-going free concerts on Sunday afternoons. Troy Field will not be that: It will be an exclusive housing complex. The City of Bend did make an effort to purchase the plot of land, and had discussed plans to preserve the public intent of the space. But the Bend-La Pine School District rejected that offer in favor of a higher bid from the private developer. Sadly, that sale has come and gone. But what hasn’t gone is the opportunity to preserve Troy Field. For the developer to move forward with its plans, the City will need to waive the current Public Facility Designation, a zoning restriction. Yes, the potential to change the future rests with city planners—and, more importantly, with residents to voice their desires that downtown Bend not become an exclusive enclave, but remain a public, shared space. So far, however, City Council reportedly has only received a handful of requests to maintain the public facility designation—and derail the development. It is frustrating to watch the biggest fight over land use to focus on a losing battle, with the Truth-in-Site group filing its fourth appeal to stop construction of the Oregon State campus on the westside. That energy—and those funds—seem so much better spent on preserving the common good.

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able with it, so the time I spent in building support was in explaining and making sure people had a comfort level with it, actually both on the left and on the right. And once both understood it, both found something really attractive, you know. On the left they love increased access to contraception, and on the right, the attraction is decreasing the number of unintended pregnancies, which decreases the number of abortions. So once both the right and left understand that and they see that I’m not playing games or threatening anyone, I’m really trying to solve a real problem, then there was very little opposition to tell you the truth. Of course there were some Republicans who were hesitant. To be fair, some, to my surprise, on the left were also still a little bit hesitant, but as they become more familiar the opposition kind of melts away. We had really no serious opposition until very late from the Catholic Church and I think that was more just because of their traditional position. They do like tradition, right?

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Freshman Rep. Knute Buehler (R-Bend) just wrapped up an ambitious first session in the Oregon House. He sponsored a bevy of bills, resulting in some bold, bipartisan legislation. We sat down with Buehler to talk about the issues he championed and the challenges he faced. These are some of the highlights from that interview. On working across party lines I feel like we did a good job of focusing on what I call second-tier issues, where there’s not as much partisanship built up, where people are freer to work across party lines and able to get more done than what I anticipated considering that environment. So I think there’s a lot of learning. Stay away from those really highly charged, top-tier issues that really are many times party-line votes. But if you get below those to the tier-two issues you can get a lot of cross party activity and really do some good policy work and kind of push the politics to the side. And there’s a few lessons to be learned. One, certainly, is the vast majority of votes on bills are bipartisan, like overwhelmingly bipartisan, votes. I haven’t done the

math but I’d say 85-90 percent. What people hear about, what you guys write about, are the highly charged, divisive issues that are straight down party lines, but those are actually pretty far and few between. Now, to be fair, those sometimes are the most important issues, right? But being a freshman in the minority party I just stay away from those things. Cause they’re at a higher pay grade than where I’m at. So below the surface there’s a lot of collaboration and people working together, and you also just find people that are more willing to put the party differences aside and just focus on policy, and so I just gravitate toward those people. (Specifically, Buehler mentioned Democratic Reps. Rob Nosse, Alissa Keny-Guyer, Mitch Greenlick, and Val Hoyle and Sen. Elizabeth Steiner Hayward.) On increasing access to birth control I think it’s one of those issues that is outside the box. And whenever you do something outside the box the natural response is “no,” right? ’Cause it’s a change. Sometimes a fundamental paradigm change like that, it takes a while for people to become comfort-

On funding Mirror Pond We’re going to continue pursuing it, it was well received. Many times these types of asks and projects take two or three times to run at it to actually get over the finish line. I think the community showed well, we had a tremendous number of people travel over and testify on the Mirror Pond bill. It was alive right to the last few days, so we’ve been encouraged to come back again and I think we will just get better each time at fine-tuning the proposal and the structure and the governance of the money. That was one of the things that was a criticism is we want to know exactly what the governance is. There’s going to be a public-private partnership, but exactly who is going to control it? Where exactly is the money going to go? And I think those are fair things. So we’re going to get together again as a coalition and fine tune it and come back again. It was a useful exercise for a few reasons. One, I think it raised the attention statewide on the issue. And it was very well received, by the way. And we had Democratic support in both the House and Senate. And I also think it coalesced the community around the vision. I think there’s some people who don’t like the vision, but there’s a vast majority of people who think that’s the right way to go, and then as we started to talk about it, then Tumalo Irrigation District says, “Yeah, we could not only modify Newport Dam so it’s more environmentally friendly but, by the way, we could take out a dam.” Now you’re starting to talk about an incredible opportunity. How often in an iconic western river do you have a chance to modify a dam substantially to allow fish passage and recreational use and improve riparian zones, but you also take out a dam completely? For more from Rep. Buehler, check out the Bent blog at bendsource.com.

The Oregon Fish and Wildlife Commission will meet Monday, July 27, to adopt sage-grouse management rules that would cement what are now mere recommendations. The proposal would require developments such as aggregate mining, wind, solar, and geothermal energy plants to engage in mitigation efforts. New rules are also being proposed by the Oregon Land Conservation and Development Commission (LCDC) to limit development in core sagegrouse habitat by requiring project proposals to show that other areas were considered first. These efforts seek to address threats to core habitats in Oregon that support more than 90 percent of the sage-grouse’s population. The citizen group opposed to the new OSU-Cascades campus, Truthin-Site Coalition, is moving forward with its next legal battle. The group filed a brief in its fourth appeal since the City initially approved the university’s site plan application. This appeal goes before the District Court. The opposition group has indicated it is willing to take the case all the way to the Oregon Supreme Court. Meanwhile, construction has begun at the 10-acre site. And Truth in Site is circulating a survey to measure public opinion, following a survey initiated by a pro-expansion group, Now for Bend. To take the Truth in Site survey, visit surveymonkey.com/s/TRUTH4CO. The City is studying the central west side of Bend to create a cohesive development plan. In addition to forming a community advisory committee to help draft land use and transportation strategies, the City is soliciting community input through a survey. The boundary for the study includes OSU-Cascades, Park Pavilion, Deschutes County Demolition Landfill, Galveston Avenue, and improvements to the 14th Street streetscape. Public input is being accepted through August 7. Take the survey at centralwestsidebend.metroquest. com and share comments online at bendvoice.org/discussions/the-future-of-central-west-bend.

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Chance Meeting Builds a Bridge To Kenya Local nonprofit adopts an orphanage BY PHIL BUSSE

Arriving in Oregon from Kenya—his first time in America—just three days before our interview in early July, Jackson Mwanzia looks like any other tourist in Bend. He is sitting at Jackson’s Corner, drinking tea, wearing a light baseball hat; rectangular eyeglasses rest on his broad nose. “I am from Kenya,” he announces, standing up to shake my hand, and begins to recount some of the sights he has already seen—like the recent Fourth of July celebrations and the chaotic Freedom Ride. “Oh, it was great, wonderful,” he says amiably and with no hint toward the vast cultural differences between the stark Kenyan countryside where he manages an orphanage for girls and the economic comfort of Bend, where a bicycle easily costs more than the average annual income for a Kenyan, which according to International Monetary Fund is roughly about $1,700, placing it 154 out of 183 as poorest nation in the world. Now middle-aged, Mwanzia knows that poverty firsthand. Growing up, he was forced to drop out of school at a young age and start what he vaguely describes as “manual work.” He explains that he did not have much money, but even so, he wanted to provide support for children in his neighborhood—even if it was small gesPHOTO BY JACKSON MWANZIA. tures. “I would buy pencils to give to students,” he explains. “Sometimes I would even cut them in half so that I could give pencils to two students.” The generosity soon expanded, and in 2002 he started a modest orphanage in Kibwezi, a small town in eastern Kenya. At first, he housed just two kids. Three years later, though, a chance meeting between a family from Bend and Mwanzia offered an opportunity for more stability for the orphanage, and a chance for it to expand. At the time, Mwanzia was volunteering as an interpreter at a medical camp where John Castiello Schwechten, a psychotherapist from Bend, was working with his wife and son, who had just graduated from medical school. They were treating a massive number of sick

residents from rural Kenya—2,000 patients in four days, says Schwechten. At the end of the tour, Mwanzia handed a letter to Schwechten. It was a frank letter, that stated three months earlier, Mwanzia’s wife had died and explained that he ran this orphanage with no money. From there forward, the two men began an international correspondence by letters and emails and, in 2007, a local nonprofit Peace Bridges that Schwechten manages “adopted” the Better Life Orphanage. Since then, Mwanzia’s selfless nature and sincerity have captured the attention and hearts of a small group of supporters in Bend—the self-dubbed “cow girls,” a group of clinicians, and another group, “the giving circle,” that mostly consists of juvenile corrections officers. On Saturday, Peace Bridges is hosting a fundraiser for the orphanage; Mwanzia will present a talk about his work there. During our interview, Mwanzia talks about a young woman who joined the program when she was six years old and is now currently attending university in Kenya to become a teacher. “I’m so proud of her,” he proclaims, beaming. But not every child that the orphanage shelters is a success story. Mwanzia tells me about another girl, Rhonda. She had been raped by her uncle and infected with HIV when she arrived at the orphanage, where she died shortly after. In her memory—and another girl—they started the RoJo Project in 2010, and since have provided more than 100 girls with sanitary supplies that allow them to stay in school during their periods. “We just want to see these girls have an opportunity to stay in school,” Mwanzia explains. Peace Bridges Fundraiser, with Scott Cossu 5 pm, Saturday July 25 Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. $38 (includes barbecue dinner and concert)

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FEATURE

For a desert, there sure are a lot of water sports around here! BY PHIL BUSSE

Last Saturday, Reese Collins, a 19-year old student from COCC, reached the end of his first pass at the annual wakeboarding competition on Lake Billy Chinook. The conditions were ideal—barely any wind stirring up waves; “glass,” in waterskier and wakeboarder-speak. Collins had already landed a “tantrum”—essentially a back roll—and the boat swung back for his return trip, and Collins’ final chance to score more points. He quickly banged out another tantrum, and then went to land a more complicated and difficult front roll that, unlike a somersault on dry land, requires a much higher degree of difficulty than the backroll. But Collins did it, with a smooth landing—and secured his victory. With rain fall limited enough that unwatered lawns turn to dust and the natural landscape’s hard rock and packed dirt, Central Oregon is a high desert; yet it is also a playground to every water sport under the sun—from the waterski and wakeboard scene at Lake Billy Chinook, to a freeway of paddleboarders and tube-floaters on the Deschutes River. In this issue, we present a map to help steer you towards your water sport. Sailing? Elk Lake is a sure-bet for a four-hour tour. Kayaking? Forget about it! There are casual paddles on Paulina Lake, or Class IV rapids south of Bend; not to mention an incoming whitewater park adjacent to downtown. Rafting, fishing, canoeing; all within a 30-minute drive. Want to get started? On Wednesday afternoons, Sundance Water Sports host informal waterski and wakeboard lessons, or join online at SundanceWatersports.com for an annual membership ($25). And, on the final Wednesday evening of each summer month (July 29), Tumalo Creek and Kayak hosts Pickin’ & Paddlin’, with free SUP, canoe, and kayak demos, 4–7 pm.

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Great for paddling, but best not to fall into the glacially-sourced Devilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lake, which rarely warms higher than 63 degrees.

With a 10-mph speed limit and many channels, Spark Lake is an ideal canoe lake. But go now! The 800-acre lake shrinks to half its size through the summer as it drains and, by summerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s end, has a maximum seven-foot depth.

With a steady westward-blowing wind, averaging 2 knots per hour (and usually gusting much more than that in the afteroons), Elk Lake is a reliable sailing venue.

The number of Americans involved in paddle sports has remained relatively unchanged over the past decade (roughly 7 percent), but with a gradual shift towards 1.5 million taking up stand-up paddleboarding.

The Deschutes River starts as a slow trickle through the marshy edge of Little Lava Lake.

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Protected from wind gusts (usually), the stretch of the lake near Cove Palisades State Park offers long, uninterrupted stretches of water for skiing and wakeboarding.

An average jet ski only gets about 3 miles per gallon.

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Originally named â&#x20AC;&#x153;Towarnehiooks,â&#x20AC;? William Clark (of Lewis & Clark fame) renamed the river the Clark River in 1805; subsequently named the Chutes River and Falls River before it got its current name.

KAYAK & CANOE SAIL FISH JET SKIS MOTOR SPORTS

An unscientific count last summer estimated 250,000 tubers float the stretch of the Deschutes River from Fairwell Bend to Drake Park.

PADDLEBOARD FLOATING

Fed by snow melt and hot springs, Paulina Lake is one of the best trout fishing lakes in the state. A lava flow 80,000 years ago pushed the river from its original channel east of Pilot Butte to its current course.

With nearly continuous Class III and IV rapids, the stretch of river about two miles south of Bend (near Meadow Wood Camp) is perfect for rip-roaring kayaking and whitewater rafting.

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FEATURE

As October 21, 2015 approaches—the exact date Marty McFly programmed into Doc Brown’s time traveling DeLorean in Back To the Future II—there has been a certain buzz about what has and hasn’t come to fruition in the perceived future, and a certain amount of bellyaching that the hoverboard promised in that movie has yet to materialize. But really, that is only because people are looking in the wrong place. Check out Lake Billy Chinook and select spots along the coast this summer, and you are likely to see people floating 20 or 30 feet above the water, “like Silver Surfer,” says Jason Hardy, referring to the sleek superhero who seemingly surfs on air currents. Along with their hoverboard, Jason and Marlo Jo Hardy host a company that offers “flyboarding,” the newest—and perhaps most dynamic—water sport. Invented four years ago in France, a flyboard is attached by a length of hose to a jetski and propels a rider into the air—or, really, any direction he or she wants to go. “I first learned about flyboarding from a video on Facebook,” explains Jason. “It showed six torsos moving through the water at waist deep. ‘Huh?’ I thought,” he recounts. “Then when the music built up, all these guys shot out of the water about 20 to 30 feet.” Unlike waterskiing and wakeboarding, which pull a rider behind a boat and require long stretches of open water, the fly board needs a relatively small space as the rider hovers, rises, falls, spins, and splashes at different altitudes, even diving through the water’s surface like a dolphin. “When I saw the video I had to find it and try it,” says Jason. “My wife located a company in Whitefish, Montana,

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and I had my first flight. Two days later I knew I needed to bring this to Oregon.” Jason admits, “I was never a water sport person, but I could really do this.” (Although perhaps not a seasoned waterskier, Jason is an advanced scuba diver, a National and Oregon certified paramedic, an ATV team member with Deschutes County Search and Rescue, and a skydiver, bungee jumper, mountain biker, and triathlete.) He adds, “Everyone has the basic skills to do this. Our Tag Line: ‘If you can stand, you can fly.’” “The appeal over other water sports is that it doesn’t re-

quire you to be an athlete,” he continues. “You just need a base set of fitness skills—hiking, biking, swimming—to be able to do this.” FlyBoard of Bend is the first and only such company in Central Oregon, offering training and rides in specific areas for almost two years now. But, as with many novel ideas, the Hardys have discovered some initial resistance to launch their company. While waterskiing and wakeboarding, not to mention jet skiing, is lightly regulated, often requiring little more than a boaters’ license, the new sport has raised some eyebrows of park rangers and regulators who oversee lakes in federal regions. The Sisters Ranger District apparently considered various botany, hydrology, and noise implications of the sport, and passed it through several agencies for consideration; it even made it to the desk of Congressman Greg Walden, says Jason. “It has been difficult to get going as our first year and a half as we attempted to fly on federal waters managed by the Forest Service,” says Jason. But this year, they have taken their operations to Lake Billy Chinook, and have been pleased by the reception from the state agencies that regulate the waterway there. But even as they work through state and federal regulations, they also are finding the additional layer of cost that comes from new companies and sports. “The insurance is very expensive mainly because we are a new industry with perceived high risk,” admits Jason. “But all trained operators have been educated in all safety aspects of how to fly people safely.”

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MUNCH & MUSIC—Forget dueling banjos. Dueling trombones are where it’s at, and the High & Mighty Brass band has ’em. Sure, they’ve got other instruments too— trumpet, sousaphone (like a small tuba), guitar, and drums—but let’s give the trombones some love. They’re good for more than sarcastic expressions of sympathy, after all. 5:30 pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. No cover.

BROADWAY—Once upon a time, going out to dinner and enjoying some lounge singing was a popular way to spend an evening. These days, we’re more likely to catch a local band at the neighborhood brewpub. Rediscover the appeal of a night at the cabaret with Broadway classics from The Westside Story, My Fair Lady, and more. 7:30 pm. 10 Below, 10 NW Minnesota Ave. $15.

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Macbeth

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THEATER—Shakespeare gets revamped with the story of Macbeth set in the modern business world, imagine Macbeth working and possibly killing his way to the coveted position of CEO of a corporation. However, Shakespeare lovers don’t write off this production, the original Elizabethan era dark and powerful language will be used. Continues through Saturday. 7:30 pm. Des Chutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave. $10.

BEAN BAG TOSS—A unique fundraiser for Heart of Oregon Corps where local businesses and breweries, including Crux, Boneyard, and Worthy, designed the cornhole sets for the tournament. Participants will have the chance to win or buy the boards in a silent auction as well.1 – 6 pm. GoodLife Brewing, 70 SW Century Dr. $50 per two-person team.

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Cascade Cycling Classic

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BIKING—The whir of carbon, calve muscles, and carb-loaded cyclists. Is there a better way to celebrate summer? Analogous (on a much, much smaller scale) to the Boston Marathon, this annual event attracts throngs of cycling fans and curious onlookers to take in the thrill of the race. 4:50 pm. Downtown Bend, Bond and Wall Street. Free for spectators.

THEATER—It’s a classic boy-meets-girl story, with a twist. Two strangers find themselves in a snowbound cabin in the woods, and wind up wrestling with their individual demons in an awkwardly intimate space. Disconnected from society, they experience dramatic personal breakthroughs. 7:30 pm Friday–Sunday, 2:30 Sunday. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $10.

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Newberry Event

Blind Boys of Alabama

MUSIC FESTIVAL—With rollicking skapunk Fishbone headlining, and a bevy of local bluegrass, folk, and rock bands, it is easy to forget that the genuine purpose of this three day event is to raise money to beat back MS. Noon-10 pm Friday, 10 am– 10 pm Saturday, 10 am–8 pm Sunday. DiamondStone Guest Lodges, 16693 Sprague Loop, La Pine. $25-$35/daily pass.

MUSIC—A soulful and spunky double whammie of great music: The Blind Boys of Alabama are a premier gospel group, with a rendition of “Amazing Grace” that can stop an elephant in its tracks, joined by the uplifting Dirty Dozen Brass Band, a classic, horn-forward jazz ensemble. 7 pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd., Sunriver. $35.

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Balloons Over Bend

Deschutes County Fair

BALLOONS—The annual festival starts each morning with early morning hot air balloon launches. On Friday evening, the day wraps up with a second launch at sundown, with balloons backlit by the roaring fire inside; like giant fireflies, floating up into the sky. And, Saturday is filled with foot races and flying-dog shows (not really flying, but jumping pretty darn high). 6 am & dusk on Friday, 6 am–dusk Saturday, 6 am Sunday. Riverbend Park. Free to watch. $600 for two adults to ride.

MUSIC—“County Fair” is an actual genre of music, pretty much the opposite of soothing folk music but rather bombastic anthems—the exact type of big-noted songs that the band Hinder belts out. Stop by after a day of rodeo and whirly-jigs. 10 am – 10 pm; Hinder concert at 7 pm. Deschutes County Fairgrounds, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. $12/day pass (includes concert).

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SOUND

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A Love Note to Thomas Lauderdale

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Pink Martini’s bandleader is indefatigable BY PHIL BUSSE

GETTING BY WITH HELP FROM HIS VERY TALENTED FRIENDS, THOMAS LAUDERDALE (SECOND FROM LEFT). PHOTO BY CHRISHORNBECKER

Thomas Lauderdale is busy. He texts me from the road. Then he texts from Columbus, Ohio. “Just finishing a month-long tour,” he lets me know. I call him back, but his voicemail is full. I text and let him know that I’ll call him the next day, just after lunch so that we can talk about his upcoming show at Les Schwab Amphitheater. He texts back, “Great.” The bandleader for Pink Martini, Lauderdale is constantly on the move. Even when standing still, there is a kinetic energy to him; a hustle in his bustle, to borrow a phrase from another great band. When we first met more than 15 years ago, brought together by a mutual friend of his from Harvard, where Lauderdale attended as an undergraduate before returning to his hometown, Lauderdale didn’t waste a moment with conventional greetings. Instead, he took my picture with a Polaroid camera. We stood on the corner in Old Town Portland, and waited for the picture to develop. We had barely spoken a word to each other, and this was his greeting to me; a small gift, a memento for our first lunch together, a promise that this would not be an ordinary meeting, but something memorable. His on-stage personality is the same as his in-person interactions; at just five feet and some change, Lauderdale fills a room, whether it is a cozy piano parlor or the Hollywood Bowl, the massive amphitheater where Pink Martini routinely performs. There is an intimacy that he projects, as easily connecting with one person as with an entire crowd; simultaneously earnest and effervescent, Lauderdale practically glows. Even so, it is not the type of look-at-me supernova egotism that countless famous musicians are infamous for, but a charisma that ignites others. As important to the charm of Pink Martini as Lauderdale’s gifted piano playing is Lauderdale’s ability to collaborate and pull together other musicians. The band is, after all, some dozen members, give or take a few on a particular day. Since the beginning, when Lauderdale launched the band as in the early 1990s, Pink Martini has been about collaboration. Most New Year Eves, Pink Martini plays a show at the gilded Schnitzer Concert Hall in downtown Portland. Three years ago, he invited the great-grandchildren from the Von Trapp family (yes, the

“doe a deer, a female deer” Sound of Music Von Trapp family) and performed songs with them that he had unearthed from their own family’s archives. They were gentle, touching songs. (And subsequently, Lauderdale released a collection of their songs on his album label, Heinz Records.) And, usually, after each of those New Year’s Eves, Lauderdale rushes to his three -tory loft in a non-residential neighborhood in downtown Portland and hosts the be-all, end-all New Year’s Eve party, a glamorous night of champagne and friends rushing up and down the stairs in his home. A few years ago, we hadn’t spoken for a long stretch of time, when I suddenly had a voicemail from Lauderdale. It was a Saturday afternoon, and he wanted to know if I could come over for dinner on Sunday. He ticked off the guests, Storm Large, a Portland-based singer who sings rock-and-roll with the elegance of an opera singer—or vice versa—and Ari Shapiro, a Portland native and, at that time, an up-and-coming NPR correspondent (and currently one of the hosts for “All Things Considered”). A few months later, Shapiro appeared on Pink Martini’s fourth album, singing one of the tracks. Since then, Shapiro has recorded other songs with Pink Martini and performed with them live at the Hollywood Bowl. This past Monday afternoon, I called Lauderdale at 1 pm to follow up with a formal interview, to talk about his upcoming show in Bend, to talk about his opinions about the recent Supreme Court declaration that same-sex marriages are legal in all 50 states (as, after all, Pink Martini started, in part, because Lauderdale wanted to raise funds to help defeat anti-gay measures), and, to ask whether he will ever run for mayor of Portland, as he has flirted with in the past. Lauderdale isn’t there. I leave a message. When my phone rings at 11:17 that night, I’m too tired to keep up with Lauderdale and let it go to voicemail.

Pink Martini 5 pm, Saturday July 25 Les Schwab Amphitheater $35-$65

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This issue of the Source publishes on July 23, a day in history that marks one of the biggest riots/ uprisings in American history. The 12th Street Riots in Detroit. After police raided an underground bar called The Blind Pig, the confrontation escalated, with then-Governor Romney (Mitt’s dad) and President Johnson sending in federal troops. The result was 43 dead, 1,189 injured, more than 7,200 arrests, and more than 2,000 buildings destroyed. Only the New York City riots during the Civil War and the L.A. riots in the 1990s were bigger. Lest we forget, here’s a Detroit Riot-themed Mixtape, with songs from The MC5, Night Riots, Eliot Smith, Dale Earndhart Jr. Jr., Eminem, The Detroit Cobras, and more. All are songs or bands about Detroit, riots, or both.

Filthy Still Filthy Still brings their folk-punk-bluegrass to Bend for a sweat-inducing evening of head banging, jig dancing, and hard rocking. For fans of Hank 3, Larry and His Flask, and the always attractive stand up bass, Filthy Still has a sound that inspires good-spirited whiskey drinking and sweaty bouncing. Prepare for a good night of folk-inspired punk rock from this talented Rhode Island band. 9 pm. Tuesday, July 28. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.

Pickin’ & Paddlin’—Brothers Comatose Last month’s Pickin’ and Paddlin’ saw their biggest attendance ever with close to 700 people through the door and $15k raised for Bend Paddle Trail Alliance. This month, Brothers Comatose play their high-energy Americana and bluegrass blend. Bring your dancing shoes, or something that doubles as a water shoe for the kayak demos. Pitchfork Revolution and Honey Don’t open. 5 pm. Wednesday, July 29. Tumalo Creek Kayak & Canoe, 805 SW Industrial Way, Suite 6. $5. Children 12 and under free. $10 for pint glasses.

Possessed By Paul James & McDougall Prepare to be hit like a hurricane when rocking out to the rootsy folk-punk of Possessed By Paul James and the folky blues of one-man band McDougall. Possessed by Paul James incorporates a variety of stringed instruments from the guitar to the fiddle and banjo. Portland’s McDougall is a one-man band in the very visual sense of the phrase, meaning he plays everything from the guitar and banjo to the bass drum and cymbals. Between these two men, expect a vibrant evening of distinct vocals and music that will have bodies possessed by the spirits of good old rock and roll. 9 pm. Wednesday, July 29. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $10 adv.

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ON DECK

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Setting Trends and Inf luencing People Pickathon 2015 will continue to impress SARA JANE WILTERMOOD

PART ART PROJECT, PART MUSIC FESTIVAL, PICKATHON, 7/31 - 8/2 PHOTO BY LIZ DEVINE.

“We curate music by soliciting a large group of friends, experts, and bloggers who create their favorite lists of bands,” explains Zale Schoenborn, founder and executive producer for Pickathon, the three-day event that, over the past decade, has emerged as the alpha-summer concert in Oregon—in part because of the music selection, and in another part because of the diverse setting that harkens to summer camp. “We find the Elvis of various music scenes at the time,” Schoenborn goes on. “We are known for curating this amazing music that comes into pop culture after Pickathon. We will have 55 of the most contemporary snapshots of almost every music on the planet. We hope to have created a model where we grab the most amazing musicians, not the most popular.” Schoenborn continues, listing some of his favorites coming this year. “For bluegrass, Billy Strings and Don Julin, they have a hardcore, small following, a raw kinetic energy of people super passionate and into their music. That is one of the things we love,” he says. “Kamasi Washington is the most amazing jazz player,” he continues. “More well-known

is Leon Bridges, though he wasn’t well-known when we booked him. He is like a young Sam Cook. Ty Segall is leading in the psychedelic rock world. The DIIV is the Kurt Cobain of the young culture.” “Most everybody will know one or two, and if they are into that music scene, they will be their favorite,” he says. “If you know 10 to 25 percent of the artists, you are doing good. If you are standing there watching music, you may have sworn to hate some kind of music, but we want people to find themselves confused and getting it. A ‘musical horizons’ kind of approach. It is easier to say that we are there now. A lot of artists who come to Pickathon literally turn into a bigger draw on the West Coast and nationally after Pickathon. It is all those little things coming together.” But Pickathon isn’t just about the bands that play there; it is about the venue they are playing in—and each of the individual stages scattered about the venue at Pendarvis Farm, just east-by-southeast from Portland. There is, of course, the main stage, but also another venue in a horse barn and another tucked into the woods. Each stage is essential to the Pickathon ambiance—and attitude for sustainability. Like the Treeline Stage, which is co-designed and built with Portland State University. (Check out their video on You ube telling the story of its creation with pallets last year.) This year, a few semitrucks full of 20-inch paper concrete form tubes will be used to form a temporary masterpiece. “It is diversion architecture,” says Schoenborn. “That isn’t their final resting home. They are manufactured for pouring concrete columns, and they will go back to being that.” “We’ve built a whole organization to create a small musical alternate reality,” says Schoenborn. You feel like you are home in a lot of ways. People walk away saying that it was their favorite weekend of the year.” He adds, “We focus on breaking down all the hassles of what a regular festival is like.” Pickathon 2015 July 31 – August 2 Pendarvis Farm, 16581 Hagen Rd., Happy Valley $270 adult weekend pass, includes camping. $150 teen weekend pass (new this year)

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Astro Lounge The Rod DeGeorge Trio Phish after party show! Rod DeGeorge, a prodigy from the Philadelphia area. Sharing the stage with the likes of Paul Stanley (KISS), Earl Slick (John Lennon and David Bowie), members of Foreigner, and 38 Special, DeGeorge has held his own among solidified music legends. 11 pm. $5. degeorgemusic.com.

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Athletic Club of Bend Melissa Etheridge Famous for fusion of rock ‘n’ roll and her openness about everything from being a lesbian to battling breast cancer and using medical marijuana—Melissa Etheridge has a strong and loyal fan base. Expect to hear fan favorites like “Come to My Window” and “I’m the Only One.” 6:30 pm. $45 general admission, $90 with dinner.

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Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Michelle Van Handel & the Q Vocalist and her band play up tempo jazz. Latin flavors like samba and bossa nova, original tunes, and blues. Every other Wednesday. No cover. fattuesdayscajunandblues.com.

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GoodLife Brewing Jive Coulis—Pre PHISH Party Day two of the GoodLife PHISH pre party with popular Southern Oregon rock band. All ages welcome. 3:306:30 pm. Free. goodlifebrewing.com.

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Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke With your favorite host Maryoke! 9 pm. No cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond.

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Les Schwab Amphitheater Phish An American rock band noted for their musical improvisation, extended jams, blending of musical genres, and dedicated fan base. The band performed together for nearly 20 years before going on hiatus in August 2004, but reunited in March 2009 and have since resumed performing regularly. Phish’s music blends elements of a wide variety of genres including rock, progressive rock, psychedelic rock, hard rock, funk, folk, and blues. 6 pm. $65. bendconcerts.com/detail. html?event_id=173.

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Level 2 Allan Byer Americana. 21+. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 5:30 pm. No cover. allanbyer.com. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com.

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McMenamins Old St. Francis School The Junebugs A high-energy pop-folk trio ready to rock ‘n roll until the cows come home. 7 pm. No cover. mcmenamins. com/OldStFrancis.

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2015 Deschutes County Fair at the Bank of the Cascades Center

Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke 8 pm. facebook.com/sevenbend. Silver Moon Brewing Phish Afterparty with Garcia Birthday Band The Garcia Birthday Band is the Pacific Northwest’s premier Grateful Dead experience! Formed in 1999, GBB is a group of veteran musicians celebrating and interpreting the vast repertoire of Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead, and bringing to life the good ole’ vibes that were contagious on tour back in the day. But this isn’t a “tribute band,” drawing on decades of individual and shared experience, GBB crafts and transforms this great music into something fresh and original. 10 pm. $10. facebook.com/ events/1462336757395389.

Concerts at 7pm Doors open at 5:30 Wednesday, July 29th

Hinder

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Martina McBride Friday, July 31st

Soba Asian Bistro Karaoke Under The Stars On the patio hosted by A Fine Note Karaoke Too. 8 pm. No cover. facebook.com/afinenotekaraoketoo.

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The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover. facebook. com/TheLotBend. Volcanic Theatre Pub Yak Attack—Phish After Party The after attack, after Phish rager! Organic electronica that will make you dance. 10:30 pm. $15. volcanictheatrepub.com.

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Astro Lounge Cutz & Crater With DJ Harlow Weekly cocktail event hosted by DJ Harlow. Classy lounge electronica and Crater Lake products on special all night long. 9 pm-midnight. astroloungebend.com.

Crux Fermentation Project Natalie Clark This Scottish singer-songwriter is back to visit us again with her stunning, soulful vocals. 5-8 pm. cruxfermentation. com. Drake Park Munch & Music—High & Mighty Brass Band Forget dueling banjos. Dueling trombones are where it’s at, and the High & Mighty Brass band has ’em. Sure, they’ve got other instruments too—trumpet, sousaphone (like a small tuba), guitar, and drums—but let’s give the trombones some love. They’re good for more than sarcastic expressions of sympathy, after all. 5:30 pm. No cover. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards and Events Long Tall Eddy Long Tall Eddy blends rock & roll, rockabilly, and country & western to create its own retro-flavored can of refired. Originals and covers. 6-9 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Karaoke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm with your favorite host Maryoke! 6-9 pm. Free. facebook.com/hubcityredmond. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com. Northside Bar & Grill Jeff Leslie’s Blues Band 7:3010:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com. Rat Hole Brewpub Junior Harris & Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B, and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 7-9 pm. ratholebrewpub.com. Seven Nightclub Latin Dance Social Hosted by the Latin Dance Academy of Bend. 8-9:45 pm. facebook. com/sevenbend. Sons of Beer Allan Byer Project All original Americana music with Rosemarie on banjo. 6-8 pm. No cover. allanbyer.com. Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. strictlyorganic.com. The Summit Saloon & Stage Local Comedy Showcase & Open-Mic Local comedy showcase, featuring pure Central Oregon talent. Starring Karen Sipes, Jennie Macpherson, and Elaine Johnson. Hosted by Michael Griffin. 8 pm. $8 adv., $10 door. summitsaloon.com. The Lot Back From The Dead With traditional bluegrass, country, jazz, and symphonic backgrounds, the group frequently breaks the rules of convention. 6-8 pm. No cover. facebook.com/TheLotBend. Volcanic Theatre Pub Reggae Nights Jamaica’s The Perfect Giddimani, One Dollar Check, and Lil’ Ras Rap. 9 pm. $10 adv., $12 door. volcanictheatrepub.com.

friday 24 Astro Lounge Barisone, Lyfe, & Matt Wax 10 pm. $5. astroloungebend.com. Checker’s Pub The Edge Local band plays your favorite classic rock songs. 8-11:30 pm. No cover. checkerspub.com. Country Catering Party On The Patio All you can eat BBQ with free live music. Family-friendly. Music starts at 6 pm. Visit our website for this week’s band. 4:30-8 pm. $11.95 per person with purchase of a beverage. Kids 5 and under eat free. bendcatering.com/PartyOn-The-Patio. Crux Fermentation Project Trailer 31 With a soulful blend of Americana, country, blues, and folk, there’s something to get every music lover excited. 5-8 pm. cruxfermentation.com. DiamondStone Guest Lodges Newberry Event Music & Arts Festival This three day “Defeat MS” fundraiser festival is a hidden gem nestled in Newberry Country, 25 miles south of Bend. With over 20 acts from genres like rock, blues, funk, ska, country, indie, punk, soul, Americana, and more. Also, food vendors, arts, crafts, camping, silent auction, and fun! Noon-10 pm. Early bird $50, regular $75 (3 day weekend pass). newberryevent.com. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Rrltime A night of nu:disco and deep house. 9 pm. facebook.com/ events/701821809945728. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards and Events Deco Moon Focusing on the swingin’ standards, down and dirty Delta blues, and classic Motown of years gone by. Deco Moon Jazz began with a simple premise, apture the essence of “Girl Singer” Jazz, reminiscent of the days of rag-tops, spats, and the American songbook infused with modern works and

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: TICKETS AVAILABLE AT BENDTICKET.COM rock ‘n’ roll. 8:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com. Silver Moon Brewing Third Seven & Friends Billy brings his act Third Seven back for a night of amazing vocals, haunting melodies, and the deep soul of the cello. Joining him will be rockers Tentariegn and the acoustic sounds of the rock duo Shaded. 9 pm. No cover. silvermoonbrewing.com. Smolich Volvo High Desert Hangout 2015 Vintage Rollers and the Bendubs will be having a benefit car show. There will also be a huge raffle of great items. The show is open to all makes and models along with bikes and motorcycles. All proceeds will go to Relay For Life. Live music all day by Leif James, Avery James and the Hillendales, Tuck and Roll, and Boxcar Stringband. 9 am-3 pm. Entry is free, $5 to enter a car. The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm. No cover. summitsaloon.com. The Annex Jim Adkins of Jimmy Eat World Only Oregon show! In the last few years we have toured extensively playing songs from our career and most recent album, Damage, as well as a tour celebrating the tenth anniversary of our 2004 album, Futures. For our career, we have operated more or less the same way. Write, tour, record, tour, pull our heads together, then write again. 2015 seemed like as good a time as any to take a second and experiment with life outside the pattern. 9 pm. $15. redlightpro.com/concerts/#/ jim-adkins.

sunday 26 Broken Top Bottle Shop Miss B Brews & Bands features free live music every Sunday. Country. 7-9 pm. No cover. btbsbend.com. Crow’s Feet Commons Honey Don’t Live music Sundays! 1 pm. No cover. facebook.com/CrowsFeetCommons?ref=ts&fref=ts.

MUNCH AND MUSIC CONTINUES WITH THE HIGH & MIGHTY BRASS BAND AT DRAKE PARK, 7/23. PHOTO BY MICHAEL WEINTROB. sentimental favorites 6-9 pm. $5. fhcwinery.com. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Karaoke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm with your favorite host Maryoke! 6-9 pm. Free. facebook.com/hubcityredmond. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Thomas T. & The Blue Chips Real blues music! Classic and contemporary Chicago and Texas blues! 7:30-10:30 pm. No cover. kellyds.com/pages/events.htm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar. com. Northside Bar & Grill Highway 97 Band Danceable rock ‘n’ roll. 8:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com. Seven Nightclub Latin Dance Social 21+. Fourth Friday of every month, 7:30 pm. Free. sevenbend.com.; Hosted by Latin Dance Academy of Bend. Fourth Friday of every month, 8-9:45 pm. facebook.com/ sevenbend. The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele Presented by Bend Comedy. Since “Chelsea Lately” ended, she has been touring with Dana Gould and featured on Chris Hardwick’s “Fun-comfortable Tour” and has appeared several times on Comedy Central’s hit show “@midnight.” 8 pm. $8 adv., $10 door. summitsaloon.com.; 21+. 9 pm. No cover. summitsaloon.com. The Cinnabar Lounge Highway 97 Classic rock. 9 pm. Velvet Junior Harris & Robert Lee 50s and 60s era blues, R&B, and jazz 9-11 pm. No cover. velvetbend. com.

saturday 25 10 Below Classic Broadway Cocktail Cabaret Once upon a time, going out to dinner and enjoying some lounge singing was a popular way to spend an

evening. These days, we’re more likely to catch a local band at the neighborhood brewpub. Rediscover the appeal of a night at the cabaret with Broadway classics from The Westside Story, My Fair Lady, and more. 7:30-10 pm. $15. facebook.com/pages/Topsoil-Theatrics/342215352650806?fref=ts. Astro Lounge Chris Staples & Lemolo There are no casual Chris Staples fans. The man inspires devotion. The turnaround from casual listener to evangelist is nearly instantaneous. Play his music during a road trip with friends and inevitably someone will ask, “Who is this?” And a lifelong fan is born. Such is the unaffected power of these songs, of this voice. 8-10 pm. $5. redlightpro.com/concerts/#/chris-staples. Bottoms Up Saloon The Bad Cats Dance to live music and enjoy great food, full bar, a wonderful staff, and a fun and friendly atmosphere. 8-11:45 pm. No cover. badcatsband.com. Broken Top Bottle Shop Lark Brews & Bands. A precarious mix of familiar rock, pop, and grunge favorites get re-imagined alongside provocative originals by this seasoned acoustic duo. Deena Kamm’s rich vocals and Chris Huffine’s subaqueous strings take you on a mischievous musical adventure. 7-9 pm. No cover. btbsbend.com. Crow’s Feet Commons Loch Lomond A Portlandnative band with one of the artists who is a Bend native, will be performing on the Mirror Pond Plaza in conjunction with the Twilight Criterium and the Cascade Cycling Classic. This light instrumental troupe takes you back to the dank fields of Scotland and the namesake of the band. 8 pm. No cover. crowsfeetcommons.com. DiamondStone Guest Lodges Newberry Event Music & Arts Festival This three day “Defeat MS” fundraiser festival is a hidden gem nestled in Newberry Country, 25 miles south of Bend. With over 20 acts from genres like rock, blues, funk, ska, country, indie,

punk, soul, Americana, and more. Also, food vendors, arts, crafts, camping, silent auction, and fun! 10 am-10 pm. Early bird $50, regular $75 (3 day weekend pass). newberryevent.com. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Dave & Melody Hill Come join us for Americana, folk, blues, country with these two seasoned musicians. Sweet guitar work and tight harmonies. 6-9 pm. No cover. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Allan Byer Project All original Americana music featuring Rosemarie Witnaur on banjo and vocals, Jimmy Jo McKue on lead electric guitar, and Santiago on drums. 7-10 pm. No cover. allanbyer.com. Hardtails Bar & Grill Live Music Saturdays Bands, duos, solo artists all summer long on our outdoor stage! (Weather permitting) 1-4 pm. Free. hardtailsoregon.com. Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke With your favorite host Maryoke! 9 pm. No cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 21+. 8 pm. No cover. kellyds.com. Les Schwab Amphitheater Pink Martini Featuring a dozen musicians, Pink Martini performs its multilingual repertoire on concert stages and with symphony orchestras throughout the world. 6:30 pm. $35 or $65. M&J Tavern Johnny Burbon Singer-songwriter of Harley Burbon sits down to an acoustic set filled with personal insight, heart break, and experience. 21+. 9 pm. No cover. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com. Northside Bar & Grill Highway 97 Band Danceable

Dawg House ll Open Mic & Jam Session Hosted by Dave and Melody Hill. Singer-songwriters and musicians, come on out and show us your stuff! From beginners to professionals, from barbershop to Nirvana, and everything between. 3:30-6:30 pm. Free. dawghouseredmond.com. DiamondStone Guest Lodges Newberry Event Music & Arts Festival This three day “Defeat MS” fundraiser festival is a hidden gem nestled in Newberry Country, 25 miles south of Bend. With over 20 acts from genres like rock, blues, funk, ska, country, indie, punk, soul, Americana, and more. Also, food vendors, arts, crafts, camping, silent auction, and fun! 10 am-8 pm. Early bird $50, regular $75 (3 day weekend pass). newberryevent.com. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Cin City (Cabin Industry Night) Drink and food specials for local service industry workers, plus board games and DJ DMP (Indie, R&B, hip-hop, and electronica). 9 pm. facebook.com/ events/251594801699292. Les Schwab Amphitheater Okaidja + Shokoto The 2015 Bend Memorial Clinic Free Summer Sunday Concert Series welcomes Okaidja + Shokoto. This Portland-based duo creates music that draws from multiple cultural influences from the past and the present. The result is a dynamic fusion of traditional and contemporary African rhythms with the diverse music of the African Diaspora. In addition to live music the afternoon will be rounded out by many other family-oriented activities, such as bouncy houses and delicious food vendors. 2:30 pm. Free. bendconcerts. com/detail.html?event_id=184. Northside Bar & Grill Highway 97 Band Danceable rock ‘n’ roll. 8:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com. SHARC Turf Tunes—Code Red Turf Tunes Sunriver Style presents a free concert featuring Code Red on the lawn in SHARC’s outdoor amphitheater. Eugene rock ‘n’ roll party band. 5 pm. No cover. sunriversharc. com. Worthy Brewing Cascade Cycling Classic Post Funk Release of Glory Pull Golden Ale and live music in the beer garden from Coyote Willow. 6 pm. No cover. worthybrewing.com.

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July 25, 2015 BALLOONS OVER BEND CHILDREN'S FESTIVAL

Perfect Giddiman, One Dollar Check, and Lil’ Ras Rap

3rd Annual Newberry Event Music & Arts Festival - a“Defeat MS” fundraiser

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MACBETH by William Shakespeare

Brilliant Traces by Cindy Lou Johnson

Volcanic Theatre Pub Presents

Deschutes Memorial Gardens and Chapel Presents

Diamondstone Guest Lodges Presents

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monday 27 Northside Bar & Grill Highway 97 Danceable rock ‘n’ roll. 8:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com.

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SHARC The Blind Boys of Alabama & Dirty Dozen Brass Band A soulful and spunky double whammie of great music: The Blind Boys of Alabama are a premier gospel group, with a rendition of “Amazing Grace” that can stop an elephant in its tracks, joined by the uplifting Dirty Dozen Brass Band, a classic, horn-forward jazz ensemble. 7 pm. $35. sunriversharc.com.

tuesday 28 Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover. astroloungebend.com. Bamboo Room DJ Shane Drink specials, good food, and great music! 7 pm. No cover. GoodLife Brewing The Sweatband Central Oregon funk. All ages welcome. 7-9 pm. goodlifebrewing.com. Jersey Boys Pizza Paul Eddy Performs originals and forgotten gems on his made-in-Bend Bedell guitar. 5:45-8 pm. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages. 6:30 pm. No cover. kellyds.com.

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M&J Tavern Aaron Rehn Tuesday Tunes featured artist brings ballads and melody with a flare for rock ‘n’ roll. 21+. 9 pm. Northside Bar & Grill Lisa Dae Jazz An evening of jazz and Latin standards. 6-9 pm. No cover. northsidebarfun.com. Rat Hole Brewpub Stronghold Andy Armor, Richard Taelour, and Jeff Ingram. Classic rock. 7-9 pm. No cover. ratholebrewpub.com. Seven Nightclub Ruby Tuesday Karaoke 8 pm. facebook.com/sevenbend. Volcanic Theatre Pub Filthy Still Bluegrass punk band from Rhode Island. 9 pm. $5. volcanictheatrepub.com.

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Checker’s Pub Open Mic/Jam Night Come bring your ears to listen to the sounds of Denny Bales. Or bring your instruments and “plug in” to play. If you feel like singing this is for you as well. 6-9 pm. checkerspub.com. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center Hinder Part of the Deschutes County Fair. Singalong anthems, such as “Get Stoned” and “Lips Of An Angel,” shot them to megastardom, establishing Hinder as the next wave in anthemic rock. 7 pm. Fair admission, $12 a day. Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke With your favorite host Maryoke! 9 pm. No cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond. Jersey Boys Pizza Allan Byer Project Allan presents his all original Americana music with his trio: featuring Rosemarie Witnaur on banjo and vocals, and Jimmy Jo McKue on lead guitar. 5:30-8:30 pm. No cover. allanbyer.com. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com. McMenamins Old St. Francis School Martin Gerschwitz Classically-trained, German-born keyboardmaster. 7 pm. No cover. mcmenamins.com/ OldStFrancis. Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm. northsidebarfun.com. Old Mill District Alive After 5—High Street Band The “High Street Experience” features hits from the 40s through the 90s and today. From swing to Motown, jazz to Top 40, R&B to good old fashioned rock ‘n’ roll, all designed to get people moving and create a party atmosphere! 5-8 pm. No cover. Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke 8 pm. facebook.com/sevenbend. Soba Asian Bistro Karaoke Under The Stars On the patio hosted by A Fine Note Karaoke Too. 8 pm. No cover. facebook.com/afinenotekaraoketoo. The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover. facebook. com/TheLotBend.

Tumalo Creek Kayak & Canoe Pickin’ & Paddlin’— Brothers Comatose Tumalo Creek Kayak & Canoe will host live music and boat demos on the back lawn behind the store, on the banks of the Deschutes River. Demos 4 pm - 7 pm. Music begins at 5 pm. Pitchfork Revolution and Honey Don’t opening. 5 pm. $5 and children 12 and under free. $10 for pint glasses. Volcanic Theatre Pub Possessed By Paul James & McDougall Two different one-man bands, Possessed By Paul James (Konrad Wert) performs folk, punk, roots, and Mcdougall plays folk, blues. 9 pm. $10 adv. volcanictheatrepub.com. Worthy Brewing Familiar Souls Heart & Soul concert series. Music in the beer garden with eclectic group with rock, jam, and reggae influences. All ages welcome. 7 pm. No cover. worthybrewing.com.

thursday 30 Astro Lounge Cutz & Crater With DJ Harlow Weekly cocktail event hosted by DJ Harlow. Classy lounge electronica and Crater Lake products on special all night long. 9 pm-midnight. astroloungebend.com. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center Martina McBride Contemporary country singer Martina McBride rose to stardom in the late ‘90s, starting out with a more traditionalist approach and later moving into pop-friendlier territory. Part of the Deschutes County Fair. 7 pm. Fair admission, $12 a day. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center Downhill Ryder Part of the Deschutes County Fair. A well-fused blend of acoustic and electric. Imagine the sound born from a folk songwriter, a classic rock guitarist, a drum corps percussionist, and a jazz bassist, all nicely seasoned with alluring harmony vocals. 8 pm. Fair admission, $12 a day. Drake Park Munch & Music—Katt & The Roots Revolution The African-derived music of the Caribbean displays much of the African music of today, and none more so than reggae, and no one does it better than Portland’s Roots Revolution. With The Rum and The Sea opening. 5:30 pm. No cover. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards and Events Reno & Cindy Join us for another oldie but goodie as we welcome back Reno & Cindy! 6-9 pm. $5. fhcwinery.com. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Karaoke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm with your favorite host Maryoke! 6-9 pm. Free. facebook.com/hubcityredmond. Kelly D’s Banquet Room Benefit Concert for Soldiers Songs & Voices We have three local artists performing in song circle format for the first hour. Sharing songs and stories will be Hal Worcester, RoseMarie Miner-Witnauer, and Jim McCue. Then we have back two of the finest true blues artists this side of the Atlantic. Don’t miss Stu Kinzel and LynnAnn Hyde. They are truly one of a kind. 7-9 pm. Free. Donations accepted. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com. Northside Bar & Grill Just Us Danceable classic rock. 7:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com. Rat Hole Brewpub Junior Harris & Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B, and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 7-9 pm. ratholebrewpub.com. Seven Nightclub Latin Dance Social Hosted by the Latin Dance Academy of Bend. 8-9:45 pm. facebook. com/sevenbend. Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. strictlyorganic.com. The Summit Saloon & Stage Bend Comedy—Keith Ross Nelson Comedian who has been doing comedy for over 25 years and has performed all over the world. He was recently chosen as “Best of the Fest” at the 2014 Burbank Comedy Festival and the Ventura Comedy Festival. 8-10 pm. $8 adv., $10 door. bendcomedy.com. The Lot Katie The band is made up of two performers (Evan and Joe) that play original indie and soul music. They also cover reggae, folk, and other popular music. 6-8 pm. No cover. facebook.com/TheLotBend. Volcanic Theatre Pub The Wild Reeds Indie folk rock band from Los Angeles. 9 pm. $5. volcanictheatrepub. com.

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Music 204th Army Band Community Concert The 204th Army Band will perform a free community concert. This performance will feature the small ensembles of the 24th, including: The Brass Monkeys Brass Band, the 204th Rock Band and Jazz Combo, along with the Brass and Woodwind Quintets. July 26, 1-2:30pm. Fir Street Park, Sisters. 541-543-5383. No cover. 204th Army Band Concert The 204th Army Band will perform a free community concert. This performance will feature both the full Concert Band, as well as all of the small performing groups of the 204th, including the Brass Band, Rock Band, Jazz Combo and Brass, and Woodwind Quintets. July 25, 2-3:15pm. Ridgeview High School, 4555 SW Elkhorn Ave. 541543-5383. No cover. Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band is a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the Central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. Wednesdays. City of Bend Fire Department West Station, 1212 SW Simpson Ave. 541-633-3225. Free. Chris Beland & John Beland A reunion concert of the amazing father-son duo, Chris and John Beland. Heartwarming connections, smooth harmonies like Simon and Garfunkle. John Beland is the guitar behind many stars—Eagles, Linda Ronstadt, Allison Krause—and his band, The Flying Burrito Brothers, to name a few. Chris Beland got his musical start in Bend and is now performing in California. Harmony, Chris’ daughter and John’s granddaughter will also perform. Community potluck starts at 6 pm. Outside in the garden. July 23. House Concerts in the Glen, 1019 NW Stannium Rd. 541-480-8830. $15-$20. Community Orchestra of Central Oregon Rehearsals The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary, but there are monthly dues. For more

information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Tuesdays, 6:45-9pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way. Preview Event for “Via Lactea: An Opera in Two Acts” Hosted wine bar, hors d’oeuvres. RSVP to lhawker@bendcable.com. July 23, 5:30-7:30pm. Oxford Hotel, 10 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-480-3933. Free. Scott Cossu Peace Bridges, Inc. fundraiser for Better Life Children’s Home in Kenya. Barbeque dinner, Addy’s Ice Cream, and one beverage included with your concert ticket. Silent Auction includes local artisan and crafts. July 25, 5pm. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. $38.

Dance 8 Count Lindy Hop Great for beginners and also those who took the 6 Count Lindy Hop course. This class uses slow lindy hop music so everyone can get into the groove comfortably! Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Through July 30. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-233-6490. $40 for one course, $70 for two,$90 for three. Argentine Tango Class & Práctica Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30 pm. Individualized attention for beginner dancers in a friendly and supportive environment. No partner needed! Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Beginners Waltz Waltz is the best dance to begin when learning partner dancing. It has music unique to itself and will get you moving confidently around the dance floor! Wednesdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Through July 30. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-233-6490. $40 for one course, $70 for two, $90 for three. Conscious Ecstatic Dance Celebrate the joy of free-form, expressive dance. Discover the power of movement for alchemical personal transformation. Dancing freely is the best practice for healing and liberating your body, mind, and spirit. Sponsored by PULSE: The Alchemy of Movement. Wednesdays, 7-8:30pm. 360-870-6093. $10. Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns. We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in. Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

Argentine Tango Milonga Tango dancing every 4th Saturday. For all levels of dancers. No partner needed! Fourth Saturday of every month, 7:30-10:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Latin Dance Social Hosted by the Latin Dance Academy of Bend. Thursdays, 8-9:45pm. Hosted by Latin Dance Academy of Bend. Fourth Friday of every month, 8-9:45pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412.

Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance salsa in a friendly, group-class setting. This class focuses on the fundamentals of the dance, making it ideal for first timers and those looking to add a solid foundation to their exciting salsa dance skills. Progressive four-class series starting on the first Thursday of each month. Drop-ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Latin Wednesdays Come meet a group of welcoming Latin dance enthusiasts. Starting with a Latin dance lesson (salsa, bachata, cha cha cha, and merengue, alternating every week). Followed by social dancing to fun energetic Latin rhythms. Come learn some new steps and dance, or just watch and enjoy. The place to get your mid-week Latin dance and music fix! Wednesdays, 7:30-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-325-6676. $5.

Night Club Two Step Add some style to patterns you may already know and learn new patterns with variations. Night Club Two Step is a very popular dance that can be danced to many styles and speeds of music. This is an intermediate level course. Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Through July 30. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-233-6490. $40 for one course, $70 for two, $90 for three. Ruby Tuesday Karaoke Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5. Sunday Soma Circle—Conscious Dance You are invited to dance your own dance, in your own way, to celebrate the gift of life. Follow your own authentic movement instincts into embodied prayer and sacred communion with yourself and others. Through Oct. 25, 11am-12:30pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. 541-610-7967. $10. Wedding Dance Lessons Whether you want to learn something spectacular to surprise your friends or just enough so you don’t trip over your new spouse, Victoria can get you comfortable for your first dance. It’s fun, sexy, and probably easier than you think! Ongoing. Allegro Dance, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541213-7127. $45/hour, 7th free. West African Dance Class Every class taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7:15pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. 818-6362465. $10 drop-in.

Local Arts Art & Wine, Oh My! In a relaxed, social setting, our local artists will guide you through replicating the evening’s featured painting. Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30pm. Through Dec. 29. Level 2, 360 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 210. 541-213-8083. $35-$45.

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Art of the West Opening Reception Head to the High Desert Museum for an evening filled with art and excitement. The opening event includes live artist demonstrations and a chance to mingle with the artists. This is your first opportunity to bid on a piece, so make it count! July 30, 6-8pm. We are pleased to announce that more than 35 artists and over 60 artworks have been chosen for our annual Art of the West show including iconic landscapes, Native American baskets and gorgeous abstractions. There will be artist demonstrations throughout the evening by Gil Dillenger (Bend, painter), Dawn Emerson (Terrebonne, mixed media/pastel), and Marge Kalama (Warm Springs, beadworker). Join us for the event, mingle with the artists, and be the first to bid on your favorite artwork! July 30, 6-8pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Members free, non-members $5. Art Party for the Climate A colorific event for the whole family! Concerned about global warming? Join others to paint banners and signs for events in the community. Sponsored by 350Deschutes. July 25, 9:30am-12:30pm. NorthWest Crossing’s Compass Park, 2500 NW Crossing Dr. $5 donation suggested. Artventure with Judy Artist-led painting event! No experience necessary! Fee includes canvas and supplies, food and beverages may be ordered from the Summit. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 NW Oregon Ave. $25 pre-paid. Celebrate Color with Textile Artist Natalie V. Mason Natalie Mason’s block prints, textiles, and home goods are handmade through hand dyeing, screen printing, painting, and digital design. Her products range from totes and scarves to bedding, table linen, and fabric purchasable by the yard. Featuring animals, organic shapes, and cheerful colors, her textiles brighten any room. July 25, 6-10pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. Free. Clay Open Studio Fridays (2) Pursue your studio practice at a comfortable pace. Limited to students, hobbyists, and artists who are independent in their studio work. Bring your own tools, or purchase at the studio. Fridays, 10am-3pm. Through July 31. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541617-1317. Members $106.25, non-member $125. Crazy Mama Craft Faire It’s a Summer celebration that’s free and family-fun! Over 40 talented local artists and crafters, a special event that brings together talented artists with a delightful variety of creations. Live music by Bobby Lindstrom, blues, rock. Gregory Horner, instrumental guitarist. July 25, 10am-4pm.

Bend Factory Stores, 61334 S Hwy 97. 541-848-0334. Free admission. Fused Glass Open Studio Open to adults who have participated in Art Station’s Fused Glass Fundamentals class. July 25, 2-5pm. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member, $25.50, non-member $30. Going By Bike An exhibit of bike-inspired prints by local artists, juried by COCC’s Bill Cravis, an assistant professor of visual arts and a biking enthusiast. Saturdays, 10am-7pm, Sundays, noon-5pm and Mondays-Fridays, 9:30am-7pm. Through July 31. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. Free. Hybrid Human Forms: Prints by Yuji Hiratsuka A solo exhibit of original prints by OSU faculty member Yuji Hiratsuka. An award-winning contemporary printmaker, Hiratsuka blends Japanese influences and modern imagery to create colorful intaglio prints with chine collé. Saturdays, 10am-6pm, Sundays, noon5pm, and Mondays-Fridays, 9:30am-7pm. Through July 31. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541330-8759. Free. In The Extreme Featured at Sisters Library Community Room for July, “In The Extreme,” quilts by MIX (Material In Xtreme) Group from Portland. MIX artists developed a series of new works examining the extreme concept through use of a single theme or technique. Each piece is rendered at 18-inches squared. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10am-6pm. Through July 31. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free. Patricia Freeman-Martin & Kelley Salber Mixed media artist Patricia Freeman-Martin draws symbolic narratives describing her western landscape while book artist, Kelley Salber, narrates her life through miniature book cases where human souls are represented as books, “Because we all have a story to tell.” Artists reception with music by Doug and Katie Cavanaugh and refreshments. Exhibit runs July 20-August 24. July 24, 4-7pm. Downtown Sisters, Hood Avenue. 541-719-1800. No cover. Sisters Arts & Crafts Festival Now in it’s 15th year, the Sisters Arts & Crafts Festival is an annual event that features a variety of arts, crafts, food, and entertainment with a special fundrais-

er benefiting the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Oregon. July 25, 10am and July 26. Sisters City Creekside Park, Hwy 20 and Jefferson Street. Free admission. SOQS Around the Block Quilt Walk A self-guided tour of quilts hanging throughout businesses in Sisters and July 3-19 at the Old Mill District in Bend. Quilt Walk brochures with a map and list of participating businesses will be available at the Sisters Area Chamber of Commerce, the Stitchin’ Post, and show sponsoring businesses in Sisters and Bend in late June. Through July 31, 10am. Downtown Sisters, Hood Avenue. 541-549-0989. Free.

Presentations Bend Women’s Anti-Violence Activism in the Early 1920s Dr. Anna Ries Finley served as Bend’s city health officer and in February 1921, became the head of a controversial Woman’s Protective Division with authority to investigate cases involving women and girls in the city. July 28, 7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. Free. Central Oregon PubTalk Produced by Economic Development for Central Oregon (EDCO), Central Oregon PubTalk celebrates the spirit of entrepreneurship in Central Oregon and provides a unique forum where business leaders, investors, entrepreneurs, and advisers can network. Each month a different speaker and at least two pitches from local companies. Thurs, July 23, 5-7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. 541-388-3236. $20 EDCO & OEN members. Oregon Pictorial History A history of the state from James Cook’s early coastal forays in 1778 to the construction of the St. Johns Bridge in Portland in 1931. Comprising approximately 100 lantern slides, this show was originally put together as a public educational program by the Colonial Dames of America in approximately 1935. July 30, 6:30pm. Des Chutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave. Free.

Theater Auditions for An Ideal Husband Auditions for Oscar Wilde’s An Ideal Husband which runs Sept 16-Oct 3. Cast requirements: 6 women, 9 men, various ages. July 27, 7pm and July 28, 7pm. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-389-0803. Brilliant Traces It’s a classic boy-meets-girl story, with a twist. Two strangers find themselves in a snowbound cabin in the woods, and wind up wrestling with their individual demons in an awkwardly intimate space. Disconnected from society, they experience dramatic personal breakthroughs. Fri, July 24, 7:30pm, Sat, July 25, 7:30pm and Sun, July 26, 2 and 7:30pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $10. Macbeth “Mack on the Move” combines two of Bend’s favorite commodities, culture and the beautiful outdoors. This classic Shakespearean production utilizes the original language of the bard but is set in today’s business world. Featuring all local talent. Festival-style seating, patrons are encouraged to bring their own seating arrangements. Thurs, July 23, 7:30pm, Fri, July 24, 7:30pm, and Sat, July 25, 7:30pm. Des Chutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave. July 30, 7:30pm. Maragas Winery, 15523 SW Hwy 97. $10. Open Audition Call Open call for auditions for Cascade Theatre’s 2015-2016

season. Teens and older. Monologues and sides will be provided or bring your own two-minute scene. Call Janis at 541-389-0803 for more information. July 29, 7am. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-389-0803.

Call For Volunteers Call for Volunteers & Cultural Ambassadors The Latino Community Association is seeking Central Oregon residents who would like to represent their cultural heritage at our 9th Annual Festival of Cultures on September 26th from 10am-5pm in Redmond. Host a booth with information about your heritage to educate our community. Table and chairs provided. $20 event food voucher offered in exchange for your participation. Mondays-Fridays. Through Aug. 28. Latino Community Association, 412 SW 8th St. 541382-4366. Gatekeeper Program Through the Gatekeeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. We also give examples of Gatekeeper referrals and how COCOA is able to connect clients with needed services and programs. Typically training presentations are about 20 minutes and include a PowerPoint program. Wednesdays, 1-3pm. Central Oregon Council on Aging, 373 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-678-5483, Ext. 116. Mileage reimbursement at .56 a mile. Happy Hour in the Garden Enjoy local beer, cider, or lemonade while volunteering in The Environmental Center’s Kansas Avenue Learning Garden. Stop by to lend a hand and have a drink. Tasks vary each week. Family-friendly. Tuesdays, 4-6pm. Through Aug. 18. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. 541385-6908. Free. Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Susie at 541-526-1380. Mondays-Fridays. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd. 541-526-1380. Tech Expert for Short-Term Sharepoint Project Heart of Oregon Corps is seeking a Microsoft SharePoint savvy individual who would be willing to volunteer their time to help us set up, utilize, and maintain a SharePoint Team Site. The agency is spread across five separate sites in Central Oregon and rapidly growing in numbers. As we grow we must become more efficient for simple tasks such as sharing and updating our cross-agency calendar, collaborating on important documents, and general communication across our programs and sites. This will allow the staff more time to focus on our mission and the youth we serve. Mondays-Fridays, 8am-3pm. Heart of Oregon Corps, PO Box 279. 541-633-7834. Volunteer—Advisory Board Partners in Service Advisory organization members are concerned men and women who voluntarily use their professional skills and knowledge of the community to make a practical difference for their neighbors, strengthening The Salvation Army’s ability to serve. Mondays-Sundays, 1-2pm. Bend, RSVP for address. 541-389-8888. Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details and information on the application process. Mondays-Fridays. Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated from apparel to electronics. Share your knowledge and get a great workout, too! The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the

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Classes Bee School 2015 We are very excited to bee working with Naomi Price and Richard Nichols (The Hive Man) of the Prineville Honey Bee Mentoring Partnership for a year of promoting a healthier ecosystem through organic beekeeping. Every other Saturday, 11am-1pm. Through Oct. 17. SmudgieGoose Farm, 19221 NE O’Neil Hwy. 541-215-0357. Beer Sip & Dip Drink and paint with beer! Spend a fun evening painting with beer artist Karen Eland. Basic painting techniques will be taught as we explore beer as a medium, all while enjoying delicious, local beer from Worthy Brewing. All skill levels welcome but you must be 21 or older. July 23, 7-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $35. Bird Photography Workshop Come join local bird photographer Tom Lawler and gain skills in the art of bird photography! This class will consist of a full day of instruction and field work. The morning will be spent giving an overview of basic camera operation and bird photography. When we are ready, we will head into the field to practice our photography skills on the plentiful birds on and around Nature Center grounds. Class will finish up by taking a look at the photos we have taken! Registration required. July 25, 8:30am-3:30pm. Sunriver Nature Center & Observatory, 57245 River Rd., Sunriver. 541-593-4394. $60, lunch included. Business Start-Up in Spanish: Empezando Su Proprio Negocio ¿Quieres iniciar tu propio negocio? Acude a esta clase. ¿Te has preguntado el como iniciar tu propio negocio, cuales serian los requisitos, permisos, prestamos económicos y como obtenerlos? July 22, 6-8pm. COCC Chandler Lab, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $29. Capoeira Students will learn elements of martial arts, rhythmic music, song, acrobatics, and Brazilian culture to develop their own game of capoeira. Ages 5 and up, families welcome at a discount. First taster class free. Visit ucabend.com for monthly specials, drop-in and punch card options with Capoeira Malandragem in Bend. Tuesdays, 6-7:30pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. 514-678-3460. $45 per month, $15 drop in. Clay Open Studio Sundays (2) Pursue your studio practice at a comfortable pace. Limited to students, hobbyists, and artists who are independent in their studio work. Bring your own tools, or purchase at the studio. Sundays, 11am-2pm. Through July 26. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member $63.75, non-member $75.

Coffee Sip & Dip Drink and paint with coffee! Dip your nose and your paintbrush into a delicious cup of coffee from Sparrow Bakery while artist Karen Eland walks us through creating beautiful images with this ingenious medium! Basic techniques will be taught and Karen will give one-on-one help too. July 26, 1-3pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347564-9080. $35. Expanding Your Market with GCAP Federal, state, and local government agencies spend millions of dollars every year purchasing goods and services from the private sector. Small business owners are often afraid to tap into this lucrative market because it seems too complex. This free workshop will introduce participants to the basic tools for growing their business by selling to the government. July 29, 10am-noon. COCC Chandler Lab (off-campus), 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-736-1088. July 30, 10am-noon. Redmond COCC Campus Technology Education Center, 2324 NE College Loop. 541-736-1088. Free. Figure Drawing Drop-In Salon Develop your skills at our live model figure drawing salon hosted by Workhouse studio members Christian Brown and Abney Wallace. The salon is open to all levels. Newsprint will be available but participants are encouraged to bring their own easel and materials. Tuesdays, 8-10pm. Through Aug. 25. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $15. FIRST Lego League (Lego Robotics) Intro Workshops for Coaches A series of four free workshops for adults interested in coaching or mentoring a FIRST Lego League (FLL) robotics team. Workshop one is the introduction, workshop two focuses on coaching, workshop three focuses on the robot, and workshop four covers some advanced programming techniques. Space is very limited. Register online and select the Bend location. Tues, July 28. Mt. View High School, 2755 NE 27th St. 541-788-3564. Free. German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-595-0318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students. How to Harvest Your Worm Castings Please Join the COCC Garden Club in a workshop on how to harvest your soil from your compost. Mainly focusing on harvesting worm castings and how to use in your garden beds at home! There will be free food. July 29, 11:30am-12:30pm. COCC Collaborative Garden, 2600 NW College Way. 951-837-8823. Free. Japanese Group Lessons We offer group lessons for all ages, both beginners and advanced students. Reservations required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 3-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $20 lesson or $80 for five lessons. Japanese Group Lesson We offer group lessons for all ages, both beginners and advanced students.

Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. $10, plus $5 material fee. Open Computer Lab Practice computer skills, problem-solve with staff, find answers to your e-reader questions! Use a library laptop or bring your own. No registration required. Tuesdays, 1:30-3pm. Through Aug. 26. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1055. Free. Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Reservation required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, noon-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-383-5031. $20 an hour.

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Open Gym Come play with us! Bring your aerial skills, acro ninja moves, juggling clubs, hoops, and more! We have lots of props to use, tumbling mats, and aerial equipment (experienced only) to play with and on. Mondays, 7:30pm. Bend Circus Center, 911 SE Armour Rd. $5.

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West African Drum Class David Visiko teaches rhythms from Guinea, Mali, and Cote’ de Ivory. Sundays, 3:30-5pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. (behind address). $15 per class.

Events Alter Ego Mask Workshop Ages 9-17 can attend this workshop with local artist Debra Fisher. Make a mask that represents your ideal super hero! July 24, 10am1pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-617-7079. July 24, 2:30-5:30pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-617-7079. Free. Balloons Over Bend Enjoy the picturesque balloon launches on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday mornings at sunrise, 6 am. On Friday night at dusk, festival-goers are invited to experience NightGlow, when each balloon is lit up. The Children’s Festival runs from 10 am-5 pm on Saturday and 10 am-2 pm on Sunday with over 60 activities including bouncy houses, face painting, crafts, and educational opportunities. Fri, July 24, Sat, July 25, and Sun, July 26. Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. Free. Bend Chamber Business After Hours Hear a sneak preview of upcoming shows and exclusive member benefits. Go behind the scenes and experience the “real” Tower Theatre during this special mixer. Hear how the nonprofit Tower Theatre Foundation provides performing arts and education programs to our community and area schools. Plus, enter raffles for Tower tickets, CDs, and autographed posters. Food and drink provided. Fourth Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Always free, always fun.

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Cascade Cycling Classic The whir of carbon, calve muscles, and carb-loaded cyclists. Is there a better way to celebrate summer? Analogous (on a much, much smaller scale) to the Boston Marathon, the annual Twilight Criterium attracts throngs of cycling fans and curious onlookers to take in the thrill of the race. 4:50 pm. Downtown Bend, Bond and Wall Street. Free for spectators. Wed, July 22, 10am-2pm, Thurs, July 23, 10am-2pm, Fri, July 24, 8am-4pm, Sat, July 25, 8am-9pm, and Sun, July 26, 8am-4pm. MBSEF, 563 SW 13th St., Suite 201. 541-388-0002.

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Community Bingo Open to the public. Concessions available. Fourth Saturday of every month, noon-4pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-3122069. $15 bingo packets. The Deschutes County Fair Get ready for five days of fun, great food, great vendors, and entertainment. This year’s County Fair will give you more for your money! Wed, July 29, 10am and Thurs, July 30, 10am. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. Day passes: adult $12, child/senior $7. Sunday only admission, all ages, $6. Five day pass: adult $22, child/senior $13.

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Exhibit Closes: Growing Up Western The exhibit highlights the differences and similarities between growing up then and growing up in today’s world of fast-paced technology. July 26. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Museum admission. Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281. Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13. Green Drinks Every other month, The Environmental Center and our Green Spot business partners host Green Drinks, a casual networking event with a mix of business and community members. This Green Drinks will be a rotating discussion with B-Corporation members. You’ll have the opportunity to speak with our local B Corps businesses, Pacific Superfood Snacks, and Moementum. Join us in this networking, and educational event about business sustainability efforts in our community. Green drinks provided! July 30, 5-7pm. Pacific Superfood Snacks, 222 SE Reed Market Rd. Suite 500. Free.

Heart of Oregon Corps Cornhole Tournament Play for a great cause and a chance to win a custom-designed GoodLife cornhole set! All proceeds benefit Heart of Oregon Corps’ job skills training and educational programs for local youth. All cornhole boards for this event are designed by local breweries/ businesses and will be sold via silent auction during the event. Look forward to designs by Atlas Cider Company, Boneyard Beer, Crux Fermentation Project, Worthy Brewing, and many more! July 25, 1-6pm. GoodLife Brewing, 70 SW Century Dr. 541-633-7834. $50 per two person team. Last Saturday at The Old Iron Works An amalgamation of creative intention, Armature, Cinder Cone, Stuarts of Bend, and The Workhouse, are all open late with music, eats, drinks, and art for everyone. This summer, the Workhouse has taken up teaching art classes like recycled scrap metal reworking and art business pitching, only widening the variety of mediums that show themselves in the creative spaces. Last Saturday of every month, 6pm. The Old Iron Works, 50 SE Scott St. Free. Mommy Mingle A fun night for moms and moms-tobe to get in touch with local children’s resources, shop, eat, drink, and win prizes at our raffle that benefits the Family Access Network. Over 20 local vendors, over 50 raffle prizes. July 24, 6-8pm. Baby Phases, 759 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-389-3549. Not Your Grandma’s Garage Sale The huge annual tent sale will feature hundreds of deeply discounted frames, prints, artwork, and photographs. The full-service frame shop offers many different and unique products, which will be showcased during the oneday-only sale. July 24, 9am-5pm. Eastlake Framing, 1335 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-3770. Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us every Tuesday for our Cash Cup Pool Tournament. Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! Grab some food from our new menu, and stay and have some fun. We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night! APA rules (if you’re curious, just ask). Winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

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July 24-26, 2015 • Rise with the sun and venture to Riverbend Park for the stunning, memory-ﬁlled balloon launches at sunrise on Friday, Saturday and Sunday • Witness the magic of Night Glow as balloons ﬁlled and lit up against the darkening sky on Friday evening, with bounce houses for the kiddos (not included with entry to The Children’s Festival)

• Have tons of fun and get active during The Children’s Festival Saturday with tons of activities including bouncy houses, JD’s Flying Dog Show, BEA’s Bike Rodeo, crafts and education (included with entry to The Children’s Festival). • Race in the Balloon Blast Kids Race on Saturday (included with entry to The Children’s Festival).

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Schedule Friday, July 24 – Sunday, July 26, 2015 Balloon Launches, Night Glow and the Children’s Festival will all take place at Riverbend Park in Bend, OR.

Volunteer Want to get involved? As a volunteer, you will have a once in a lifetime opportunity to assist hot air balloon pilots with setting up the balloons and preparing them for lift off. Other volunteer opportunities are available during the children’s festival.

VOLUNTEERS RECEIVE • Snacks & drink while volunteering • 1 free entry to the Festival

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Friday, July 24 6 am – Balloon Launch 7 pm – Live Music: Mango Stew Dusk – Nightglow

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Pilots & Balloons Bill Woodhead – WWJD Bill Woodhead has been a pilot for over 40 years flying both Hot Air Balloons and Airplanes. He has logged over 3500 hours. He lives in Grants Pass, Oregon where he flies balloons for HIS SKY Ministries He has flown balloons in a majority of the states in the USA, as well as Israel, Africa and Canada, Bill flies yearly in over a dozen balloons events including the Great Reno Balloon Festival and the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta. Bill has been flying the special shape balloon ARKY for over 14 years, taking it to events in Israel, Canada and across the USA.

Darren Kling – Art Aloft & Remax From a very young age I’ve always had a high interest in aviation. I took my first ride in a balloon in 1989 and was introduced to a form of flight far different from anything I had experienced before. In 1993 I received my commercial pilots license and started BigSky Balloon Co. providing balloon rides and corporate advertising in NW Montana.In 2000 I relocated my business to Portland. OR and have been operating a corporate balloon contract in the Pacific Northwest region. Darren Kling pic 2For the past year I’ve been working on establishing a balloon ride business once again, and am very excited to now offer scenic balloon flights from central Oregon in my hand painted Art Aloft balloon. Balloons have the unique ability to capture peoples imagination and transport them into an environment they’ve never experienced before. Sharing that experience with people for the first time is what continues to make it a fresh and exciting job for me.

Brann Smith – Cloud Dancer My first experience with hot air ballooning was 15 years ago. It then became my passion as I soon realized that it is such an amazing and unique sport. In 1999, I completed my commercial pilot training and began flying in Oregon with my own company. I believe hot air ballooning is not just about flying but the people you encounter and the wonderful experience and memories we create together.During career as a Pilot, I have flown in six states; Oregon, Idaho, Utah, Nevade, Arizona and now California. Currently in Chico, California, I plan to again fly as a business and give back to the community where I grew up. I hope to share the joy and serenity of floating through the air with as many people as I can, hoping to inspire the feeling of freedom and adventure to the hearts of others that it brings to me.

Carol Klein – Alaska Carol Klein has been flying for more than 30 years, starting with hang gliders. She and her husband, Jack, spent many happy years flying and traveling in Europe, Asia, and Africa. Carol holds a commercial balloon rating, a Repairman rating, and private pilot ratings for airplanes (on wheels and floats). Jack passed away in October 2013. He gets to fly all the time now. His Kleinfans still blow on at least 4 continents! Carol is participating in Balloons over Bend for the first time this year. Her “Kleinhopper” envelope (35,000 cubic feet) was one of several built by her late husband, Jack. The bottom end was crafted by Paolo Bonanno. Although the Kleinhopper only carries one person, Jack is always there in spirit, and Carol never flies alone.

Greg Miller – I’ll Fly Away 2 Greg started crewing in 1990, and ended up buying the balloon he was crewing for in 1995. Greg received his private license in 1996 and his commercial license in 1997. In 1999, Greg was honored by his fellow Aeronaut’s, by being voted as Willamette Aerostat Society, Aeronaut of the year for all the work he put in forming the new balloon club. The Willamette Aerostat Society Hot Air Balloon club continues to flourish and grow, having added many new members over the years. In 2000, Greg was honored to be asked to be one of the 60 balloons that participated in the Millennium count down held in Boise Idaho, to ring in the new Millennium. Greg and his wife Janet recently relocated their residence and home port for I’LL FLY AWAY BALLOON ADVENTURES to Prineville Oregon located in beautiful Central Oregon, where he will be offering Scenic Balloon Flights through out Central Oregon, because the sun shines 300 plus days a year allowing for year round flying. Greg and his balloon I’LL FLY AWAY 2, a beautiful balloon with the bottom half all the colors of the NBC Peacock, and the top half is all Black, have made the trip to Balloons over Bend several times and look forward to this years event. Come out to the field and say hello to Greg, and be part of the experience. Having relocated to Central Oregon Greg is building an active crew list. If you are interested in becoming balloon crew you can get more information from our website www.illflyaway.net or call Greg at 503 510-7835

Koh Murai – Firenze I am predominantly a sport flyer but also provide some instruction. I also enjoy aerostat construction with my first effort an AX-5. One of my other joys in LTA aviation is working on, executing, and helping others with long distance, long duration, and high altitude flights. It has been my pleasure to be the launch master for 5 world record flights. Yet time spent aloft is still the biggest thrill after all these years. The people you meet and become involved with are also a great reward and asset for participating in this sport. From 1991-1998, I was involved as launch crew, launch master, and consultant for several trans-global balloon attempts. These included Earthwinds Hilton, Virgin Global Challenge, ICO Global Challenge, and Global Hilton. From 2000 – 2005, I was involved with scientific balloon and systems design and flight operations for a small private firm supporting various government and university agencies. This work included designs and flights in earth atmosphere, near space, and planetary exploration. Since mid2007 to present, I have also been the engineering consultant and engineer of record for Firefly Balloons.

Laura Hancock – Morning Glory Laura Hancock has been ballooning for 25 years; first as an obsessed fan, then crew chief, the pilot. Laura lives in Newberg, Oregon and flies Morning Glory, a 1978 Raven Rally. She has flown from as close as her own back yard to rallies in Taiwan, New Mexico, California, Nevada, Washington and Idaho. Laura is also the balloon meister at the Loose Goose, a 20 balloon rally at the Evergreen Aviation and Space Museum in Mc Minnville, Oregon (home of Howard Hughes Spruce Goose, each year in August.

Robert Raper – Midlife Crisis I received my commercial certificate in 1996. Bought my first balloon in 1995 while learning to fly. Currently have 4 Balloons and manage my business – High Plains Drifter Hot Air Balloons, LLC. Currently I am moving from Miles City, Montana and returning to North Bend, Oregon. I usually attend 7-10 events annually including Reno, Nevada and Albuquerque, New Mexico. I fly throughout the western 11 states.

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Children’s Festival Balloons over Bend is proud to work in Partnership with Saving Grace to bring a lighthearted, fun Children’s Festival to the region. The Saving Grace Children’s Festival has become a popular summer tradition for thousands of children. The event raises funds for our domestic violence and sexual assault services, including our confidential shelter in Bend. This is a fantastic fundraiser for Saving Grace essential services, but even better than that it is a wonderful way for local businesses to commit to healthy family life in Central Oregon. Proceeds from RBC’s Balloons Over Bend Children’s Festival will continue to support our services in Deschutes, Jefferson, and Crook County.

Thanks to Whole Foods Market Bend for helping launch Tickets for Tots at the Children's Festival. Providing free entry to non profit organizations in Central Oregon serving children at risk and so all children can be part of the fun.

Booth Activities Wonderful activity booths for kids of all ages will be at the children’s festival. Below are some of the exciting activities for the kiddos to look forward to: Balloon Blast Race (part of Kids Rock the Races series) JD’s Flying Dog Show • BEA Bike Rodeo • Bounce houses Mask Making • Kite Building • Slime Making Face painting …..and so much more!

Balloon Blast Kids Race

As if the Children’s Festival wasn’t enough for your kiddos, Lay It Out Events is excited to present the Balloon Blast Kids Race on Saturday, July 25, 2015. The Balloon Blast is the 6th race in the Kids Rock the Races Series. All participants will receive a race bib, finishers ribbons and a stamp on their Kids Rock the Races race bib and be eligible for tons of cool prizes.

The races are available for kids ages 3-10 years olds Distances: Noon - 3-4 year old 100 yards 12:15 pm - 5-7 year old 500 yards 12:30 pm - 8-10 year old 1.5K

Lego® Ninjago™ Interactive Area

The RBC Balloons Over Bend Children’s Festival presented by Chevrolet of Bend is excited to announce that Ninjago, the current line from Lego, will be at the festival with a build-and-play interactive area. Children are invited to assemble and play in a canopied space, as well as actively fly creations inside two inflatable structures. Perfect for children ages 7-12, the Ninjago series is visiting Bend as part of its west coast promotional tour. Thanks to Whole Foods Market Bend for helping launch Tickets For Tots at Children's Festival, providing free entry to non profit organizations in Central Oregon serving children at risk, so all children can be a part of the fun.

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Night Glow

On Friday, the Night Glow begins at dusk, approximately 8:30pm, weather permitting. As the sun sets at The Old Mill District, select balloons will be laid out in Riverbend Park in the middle of the crowd and inďŹ&#x201A;ated. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an opportunity to be up close and personal, help out or just sit back and watch the balloons light up the sky. Either way, Night Glow is a spectacular family event.

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Thank you to all of our 2015 sponsors!

Beneﬁciary

We are proud to be partnering with Saving Grace on the RBC Balloons Over Bend Children’s Festival. About Saving Grace: Saving Grace (formerly COBRA) provides comprehensive family violence and sexual assault services and promotes the value of living life free from violence. Given this mission, Saving Grace believes in: • Declaring freedom from fear of all forms of abuse a basic human right • Empowering survivors of violence to make their own choices by exercising their right to self-determination • Respecting children, women and men equally • Breaking the cycle of violence through education • Offering a program balancing prevention, intervention and support • Endorsing public policy making violence unacceptable in our society • Conducting our own affairs in an ethical and caring way • Establishing ourselves in a leadership role in the community to promote freedom from violence Services for domestic violence and sexual assault survivors are designed to help them with the healing process and to provide them with resources to regain control of their lives. Saving Grace‘s services for professionals and community members help them identify abuse and how to respond so future abuse can be prevented.

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EVENTS

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KIDS EVENTS KIDS EVENTS 2nd Annual Get Pop-Cultured The second annual Get Pop-Cultured with Barnes and Noble will continue throughout July with unique special events, exclusive content, giveaways, and more! Dr. Seuss wraps July 28 and 31. Open to all ages. Call for details or check our website: bn.com. Tues, July 28. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. Free.

BEAT’S NEW PRODUCTION, THE PRINCESS IS SAD, WILL BE PERFORMED IN BOTH SPANISH AND ENGLISH BY BILINGUAL YOUTH ACTORS, 7/23-7/26. PHOTO BY KIM KING. Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, microchips, toenail trims, and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1. Public Bingo Every Thursday, doors open at 4:30 pm. Food and beverages available. Must be 18. Visit Bendelkslodge.org or call for info. Thursdays, 6pm. Through Dec. 3. Bend Elks Lodge #1371, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-389-7438. Starter pack $21 (27 games), $10 minimum buy-in. Real Nutrition Talk: Q & A with Stephanie Howe Stephanie Howe returns to the FootZone with honest talk about nutrition for runners. She’ll debunk common nutrition myths, and answer any running-related nutrition question you have! We’ll have a way for you to submit your questions to her anonymously, if you prefer. July 27, 7-8pm. FootZone, 845 NW Wall St. 541.317.3568. Free, but please RSVP. Roots of Wisdom: Native Knowledge, Shared Science Local ecosystems around the world face serious environmental challenges. Native Americans have found innovative solutions by combining traditional knowledge, passed down through generations, with modern science. Roots of Wisdom: Native Knowledge, Shared Science, a new exhibition developed by The Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI), features inspiring stories of ecological restoration from four Indigenous communities: Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation, Tulalip Tribes, Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians, and the Waikalua Loko Fishpond Preservation Society in Hawaii. The exhibition was funded by a grant from the National Science Foundation. Through Aug. 2, 9am-5pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. Sunriver Antique & Classic Car Show If you are a lover of cars or a car owner this is an event you do not want to miss great cars, great entertainment, and great day! Whether you have a 1920s Model T or a 1970s Muscle Car, polish up your car and come join the fun. Prizes will be awarded in a variety of categories. Register your car today at villageatsunriver.com/ events. July 25, 10am-2pm. The Village at Sunriver, 57100 Beaver Dr. 541-633-9600. Free to attend. Trivia Tuesdays Pick your smartest friends to make teams of two-to-five people for a mind-bending game of trivia. A new host each week comes up with six categories with six questions in each category. The team with the most points wins swag! Another fun night

at The Lot with great food, beer, and friends. Come join! Interested in being a trivia host? Email: info@ thelotbend.com for details. Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free. United Senior Citizens of Bend Bingo Bingo for adults of all ages. Fourth Saturday of every month, noon-4pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. You Are a Superhero This theater seminar workshop with local actors from the Dionysus Presents group will help teens ages 12-17 develop their own superhero/alter ego character. July 23, 1-3pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-617-7079. Free.

Meetings Soul Matters Four participants from this year’s Soul Matters reflection groups will share insights from their experience. Lay-led service. Childcare and religious exploration for children. Unitarian Universalists. July 26, 10:30-11:30am. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908. Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing. Various locations, various. Communicators Plus Toastmasters Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr., Suite 110. 541-388-6146. Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome. Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free. Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon, Saturdays-9:30am, and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free.

10:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. July 29, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. July 30, 1:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3760. Free.

Amazing Larmay Magician. Eberhard’s Dairy/ Mosaic Medical Food Court Stage. July 29, 3:454:15pm. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. Fair admission.

Kids’ Butterfly Walk Delight in up-close encounters with these fluttery creatures that will also help you learn about their identification and ecology. Perfect for kids ages 4-10 with a grown-up in tow. Registration is required. July 22, 10am-1pm. Metolius Preserve, near Camp Sherman. 541-3300017. Free.

Balloon Blast Kids Race Part of Balloons Over Bend. All participants will receive a race bib, finishers ribbons, a punch on their Kids Rock the Races passport, and be eligible for tons of cool prizes. The races are available for kids ages 3-10 years olds. July 25, noon. Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. $15.

KungFu Summer Camps Chinese martial arts, mandarin lessons, Chinese calligraphy, games, and more with international Grand Champion from China, Master JianFeng Chen. Email oregontaichi@ gmail.com for details. Through July 22, 8:30am1:30pm. Oregon Tai Chi Wushu, 2115 NE Hwy 20, Ste 108. 541-639-8898. $135 per session (3 days).

Balloons Over Bend Children’s Festival Admission includes entry to Saturday’s Children’s Festival, bounce houses, and Balloon Blast Kids’ Race (does not include entry to Friday night bounce houses at Night Glow). Wonderful activity booths for kids of all ages will be at the children’s festival. Activities for the kiddos including JD’s flying dog show, BEA bike rodeo, tiara decorating, bubble pools, face painting, and so much more! July 25, 10am. Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. $15. Children under 3 and adults 18 and over get in free.

La Pine Superhero Academy All ages. Wear your favorite superhero costume and save the day with crafts, stories, and activities. July 22, 10:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1090. Free. Mommy Mingle A fun night for moms and moms-to-be to get in touch with local children’s resources, shop, eat, drink, and win prizes at our raffle that benefits the Family Access Network. July 24, 6-8pm. Baby Phases, 759 NE Greenwood Ave.

Bark by the Butte Benefit This is a benefit for High Desert Wildlife Rescue and Rehabilitation brought to you by East Bend Animal Hospital. There will be free hamburgers, hot dogs, soda, ice cream, face painting, free gifts, a raffle, and more. There will be wildlife present (tortoises, iguana, porcupine and more) for viewing. July 25, 10am2pm. East Bend Animal Hospital, 425 NE Windy Knolls Dr. Suite 4. 541-318-0090. Free.

Mother Daughter Day Camp Wild Hearts Day Camp is also for aunts/nieces, grandmother/granddaughter, or girl and her special adult female! Enjoy the beauty of nature where you and your girl will be taken through a day of meaningful experiences. Share opportunities to strengthen your relationship through non-mounted horse activities, yoga, art and other hands-on activities with Anna Thedford, MS and Nancy Engebretson, Certified EFLC Practitioner. July 25, 9am-3pm. Wild Hearts Ranch, 64682 Cook Ave. 541-350-8563. $225/pair.

Camp OASIS Camp OASIS is the flagship summer day camp program for Oregon Adaptive Sports. Camp is open to kids ages 8-12 years old with a physical or intellectual/developmental disability. Camp will feature daily adventure field trips, guest speakers, and games. Adventures include water sports, hiking, geocaching, disc golf, and more! July 27-31. Oregon Adaptive Sports, 63025 O.B. Riley Rd. Suite 12. 541-306-4774. $180.

Ninjago The RBC Balloons Over Bend Children’s Festival is excited to announce that Ninjago, the current line from Lego, will be at the festival with a build-and-play interactive area. Children are invited to assemble and play in a canopied space, as well as actively fly creations inside two inflatable structures. Perfect for ages 7-12. July 25, 10am-4pm. Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. $15. Children under 3 and adults 18 and over get in free.

Discover Nature Days: Tracking the Wild Beast Presented by the Children’s Forest of Central Oregon. This week’s program by Sunriver Nature Center. Who’s hanging around in your local park? Search for and learn to identify animal tracks, scat, and other signs left behind by our wild friends. Ages 5-10 with parent or guardian. July 23, 11amnoon. Pilot Butte Neighborhood Park, 1310 NE Hwy 20. 541-383-5592. Free.

The Princess is Sad A young princess becomes very sad when all her friends around the palace are one-by-one bewitched to speak a different language, making it impossible for her to talk to them. Through their encouragement she learns that to have a world full of friends she must learn new languages and be open to new experiences. Performed by BEAT actors in both Spanish and English, this show is appropriate for all ages and all language levels. July 23, 7pm. The Bridge Church of the Nazarene, 2398 W. Antler Ave. Fri, July 24, 3 and 7pm, Sat, July 25, 3 and 7pm, and Sun, July 26, 3pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. Adult $10, 18 and under $5.

Discover Nature Days: Watery Wonders Presented by the Children’s Forest of Central Oregon. This week’s program by Upper Deschutes Watershed Council. Explore the watery wonders of Tumalo Creek, collect and identify stream critters, and learn what makes a healthy stream. Ages 5-10 with parent or guardian. July 30, 11am-noon. Shevlin Park, 18920 Shevlin Rd. 541-383-5592. Free. East Bend LEGO® Block Party All ages. Read! Build! Play! Join other builders and a gazillion LEGO® pieces. Wed, July 22, 2:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-3303760. Free. Family Fused Glass: Creatures Adults and children work side-by-side to discover the possibilities of fused glass creations. Create a unique Creature fused glass project, where art and science intersect with stunning results! Class fee covers adult and one child. July 25, 9am-noon. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. Member $38.25, non-member $45. Fun Hang Out Days A safe and fun place to drop off your kids this summer while you work, run errands, or have a fun day on your own. Kids will have opportunities for arts, crafts, music, science experiments, academic and social activities, games, and just have some fun! 3-7 years old and 8-13 years. Mondays-Fridays, 12:30-5:30pm. Through Sept. 4. Samara Learning Center, 1735 SW Chandler Ave. 541-419-3324. $18. Harry Potter Trivia Bingo Ages 6-11. Think you know everything about all seven books? Test your knowledge against other Potter fans and win prizes. If you like, dress as a Potter character. July 28, 10:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. July 28, 1:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. July 29,

Sisters Superhero Academy All ages. Wear your favorite superhero costume and save the day with crafts, stories, and activities. July 25, 10am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. 541-3121070. Free. Sunriver LEGO® Block Party All ages. Read! Build! Play! Join other builders and a gazillion LEGO® pieces. Thurs, July 23, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-3121080. Free. Sunriver Meet a Real Hero All ages. Meet and learn from real heroes who don’t wear capes but can teach a lot about courage, safety, and health. July 8 Search & Rescue K9 at Three Rivers School, 56900 Enterprise Dr. and July 22 Olympic gymnast. Wed, July 22, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-312-1080. Free. Superhero Academy All ages. Wear your favorite superhero costume and save the day with crafts, stories, and activities. July 30, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-6177097. Free. Youth Triathlon Clinics Come give “tri” a try, learn new skills, and make new friends. Each clinic will have a different focus: swim, bike, run, transitions, and more. Finish your session with a tip to keep you healthy and motivated all summer. Sign up for one or all. Whatever you choose, it will be tons of fun! Tuesdays, 5-6pm. Through Aug. 18. Juniper Swim & Fitness Center, 800 NE Sixth St. 541-389-7665. $5.

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CULTURE

ART WATCH

Really Good Luck

BY PHIL BUSSE

Comedienne April Richardson comes to Bend BY JARED RASIC

SHE DOESN’T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A DICK, APRIL RICHARDSON, 7/24. PHOTO BY ROBYN VON SWANK.

April Richardson is damned funny. She has been bitingly funny on Chelsea Lately, matched wits with the best on @Midnight, and has the delightful podcast, Go Bayside, which focuses on her watching an episode of “Saved By The Bell” every week with comedians like Scott Aukerman, Paul F. Tompkins, the dearly departed Harris Wittels, Moshe Kasher, and dozens more. She might not be famous yet, but she most certainly will be. Richardson will be in Bend Friday as part of her cross-country comedy tour. Although, the cross-country tour is mostly so she can follow Morrissey from concert to concert across the United States. The comedy is just a bonus. Here is an excerpt from a conversation we had earlier this week: Source Weekly: You know, Bend for its size actually has a pretty large stand-up comedy scene and a lot of people attempting to give it a go. What would be your advice for people that really want a career in comedy? April Richardson: I guess you just have to do it. Also be really lucky. Just have really good luck. I have had so much good luck, so much of that “right place, right time” kind of stuff that I can’t really give that in the form of advice. But other than that, the only thing is you just have to do it. I know that’s kind of an anti-climactic answer. SW: Nah. Can you talk a little bit about how you got started? AR: I grew up in Atlanta and should have started much earlier than I did, but I moved to L.A. two days after I graduated college. I just wanted to live where there was a chance where I could do stand-up comedy. I needed to be around comedy, so when I moved I went to UCB theater about four nights a week. I was never not at a comedy show. I loved comedy so much it was like, “Well, unless I’m going to be the best then I don’t even want to do it.” Like, why would I bother? And then I would see Paul F. Tompkins three nights a week, and he would do an entirely different set, and it would be

equal parts inspiring and equal parts, “I’ll never be as good as that guy, why should I even try?” And then it got to the point where I was like, “I have to do it, I’m going to be mad at myself if I don’t try it.” So I did my first open mic at a place in L.A. and it went really well and I was like, “This is it, this is what I’m doing now” and then I just tried to get up whenever possible. SW: Was it initially pretty nerve-wracking, or did you find that you took to it pretty easily? AR: I mean, uh, I don’t mean to sound like a dick, but not really. Public speaking has never been a fear of mine, ever; that part of it never made me nervous. Sure I get nervous in a way like, “I hope people laugh at these jokes,” but the concept of standing onstage and talking in front of people never bothered me. I’m a really outgoing person in everyday life, so I never had a problem talking in front of groups of people. SW: You also seem pretty laid back when it comes to your Chelsea Lately appearances and stuff. You seem like you’re ready for tough questions at any given moment, you know? AR: [Laughs] I’m glad I come across that way! I’ll take it! I mean, this is just a ridiculous occupation. I don’t like being slammed online or whatever but you have to know that comes with it. You can’t avoid it and you have to know that people are not going to like you. People on Twitter and stuff are going to openly tell you that you suck all the time. You can’t get that wound up about it or you’ll just never sleep again. You have to be like, “Yeah, this is ridiculous.” You have to just roll with how weird it is to do this for a living. April Richardson 8 pm, Friday, July 24 Summit Stage and Saloon 120 NW Oregon Ave. $10

The oil painting “Rising Above the High Desert” is a grand testimony to the contrasts in the Central Oregon landscape; a wide painting that stretches a panoramic view, the horizon is a field toasted golden, yet spiked with green trees here and there. The heat almost glows from the painting. But then there is the cool, cloud-filled sky and a snow-lined mountain filling up the background; like the hot days and cool nights, the difference between the two primary elements of Janice Druian’s painting fit together for a sum greater than their individual parts. It is one of 60 works of art presented by the High Desert Museum’s annual “Art of the West” program, a collection of paintings and artworks that capture and illustrate the beauty of western states like Oregon—and, in particular, that articulate the particular and peculiar images and icons of Central Oregon. All told, more than 35 artists had works accepted as part of the show—more than doubling the size from previous years. It is a wonderful collection that gathers different viewpoints and feelings about the landscape and people who collectively make us what is called “the west,” a title that evokes big skies, cowboys, Native Americans, cacti, and mountains. Some of the pieces focus more on details within the landscape, rather than sweeping vistas; like, an oil painting from David Marty that shows a demur red barn; a deep blue sky peaks from behind the barn’s gray roof and casts a small trim of a shadow. Fran Kievet painting, “Native Rhythms,” is blurred with motion and a block print from Vicki Shuck, “At The Otley Ranch” is less literal, balancing black and white between a shadowy figure (a farmer?) and a blank field. The show includes some new artists, but many familiar artists, like Kathy Deggendorfer (the Source’s artist of the month in June), who paints modern folk images; blocky, colorful, and dynamic scenes that frame hectic images from RV and camping sites. All told, the show is a kaleidoscope of styles and images that together help articulate what “the west” means, and how it looks. There is an artists’ reception, 6-8 pm, Thursday, July 30. Artists Dawn Emerson, Marjorie Kalama, and Gil Dellinger will present demonstrations inspired by the museum’s wildlife, artifacts, and objects. $5 for non-members.

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CHOW

As In Vegan Heaven . . .

So at Earth Below’s plant-based food cart BY PHIL BUSSE

SERVING HAPPY AND HEALTHY FOR LUNCH, SIERRAH UMHAUER WITH EARTH BELOW. PHOTO BY HAYLEY JO MURPHY.

Sierrah Umhauer is all smiles when she steps out of her food cart. Wood paneled and with a small stained glass window embedded in the door, the small cart looks like something from the Enchanted Forest. Youthful, Umhauer begins talking immediately, introducing her dog that stands a few feet away, out of the sun in a shadow, and explains that she started a vegan food cart—the first in Bend—because she was always so picky when she went out to eat with friends. “I was tired of being left out,” she says, lamenting the lack of vegan options in town, but in a tone that is more whatcha-gonna-do than complaining. What she did was start her own vegan food cart: The new and delightful Earth Below. Although Umhauer has no real restaurant experience, and although the menu is still limited to three primary lunch entrees and five smoothies, it is a wonderful addition to the city’s food cart collection. Ironically, Umhauer explains, the cart she found—the adorable wood-paneled single-axel that looks like a cartoon owl could pop out at any moment—was formerly a barbecue food cart on the coast and, doubly ironic, she has taken the spot on NW Colorado Avenue adjacent to Mountain Supply that was previously occupied by Broken Top BBQ, a splendidly decadent and delicious barbecue joint

(which recently relocated to Crux). A healthy option is perhaps a more appropriate coupling for the nearby outdoor outfitter.

Of the three offerings, we were drawn to two out of the three—the yam-based “avotato” sandwich and the stir-fry; on two different visits, no one in our party was curious about the wrap. The sandwich was massive: Large roasted yams layered with slightly blanched spinach; with a notable burn from the sriracha, and served on a toasted sourdough with

great crunch; the sandwich did not leave any of meateaters wanting. It was a sandwich as hardy and tasty as it is clever. There was more than enough food that the side dish of apple cole slaw was left for a late afternoon snack. Likewise, the stir-fry was surprisingly generous in its helping size—and gorgeous in its layout of brightly color and varied vegetables. Eating the colors of the rainbow—as recommended by doctors—was easy with this meal. Bright green beans dotted a lively bundles of bell peppers, red cabbage, green onions, and cashews. The 20-ounce smoothies were also each enough for a (healthy) liquid lunch. With fun names and individually unique mixes (almond milk with strawberries, blueberries, and peanut butter for the “I’m Berry Nuts,” and coconut milk with coconut flakes, coconut oil, honey, and avocado for the “Cooky for Coconuts”), they also offered a surprising variety of flavors and vitamins. Our calendar editor Hayley Jo Murphy’s favorite was the “Cascade Sunshine,” with strawberry, orange, and honey in coconut milk. “It really does taste like a sunrise,” she commented. Earth Below 834 NW Colorado Avenue Open most lunch hours

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Beer Events 2015 Summer Beer Gardens Featuring local breweries, live music, open mic, and karaoke. Food provided by Lovejoy’s Kitchen, La Rosa Mexican Restaurant, and Local Slice Pizza. Activities for kids during duration of Beer Garden. Come out and enjoy this completely local event. Thursdays, 4-7pm. Through Sept. 3. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. 541-388-1188. Beer & Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join us every Friday and Saturday. Fridays-Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free. Beers Made By Walking A day hike in Sutton Mountain’s Black Canyon with Oregon Natural Desert Association and Deschutes Brewery. The hike is an out-and-back with the option to hike up to 5 miles on some rocky terrain with a slight elevation gain. July 24, 9am. Oregon Natural Desert Association, 50 SW Bond St. Suite 4. Free, registration required. Deschutes Brewery Community Pint Night— Deschutes County Search & Rescue Deschutes Brewery will donate $1 per pint sold every Tuesday of the month of July to Deschutes County Search & Rescue. Have a beer and give back! The mission of the foundation is to increase resources, raise funds, and promote public awareness in

support of search and rescue volunteer activities conducted by the Deschutes County Sheriff’s Office. In the Bend tasting room at the main brewery, $2 per growler fill on Tuesdays will go to the same charity. Tues, July 28, 11am-11pm. Deschutes Brewery Public House, 1044 NW Bond St. 541-382-9242. Firkin Friday A different firkin each week. $3 firkin pints until it’s gone. Fridays, 4pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776. Geeks Who Drink Pub Trivia We have moved upstairs at Summit Saloon and Stage in downtown Bend! Play in teams of up to six or by yourself if you’re some kind of savant. If you want to play but don’t have a team, come anyway. We can usually get single players recruited onto an existing team. Prizes for winning teams! Wednesdays, 7-9pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 NW Oregon Ave. 541-419-0111. Free. Meet the Brewer 21+. Last Saturday of every month, 6pm. Crossings at the Riverhouse, 3075 N Hwy 97. Free. The Mill Quarter Block Party Join us at the Mill Quarter Block Party for live music, cider, beer, food carts, pool, and an arcade. Atlas Cider Taproom has finally settled into its new, more central location and to celebrate is kicking off monthly block parties. (Mighty nice of you-all!) They get the party going with the funky, upbeat jazz of B Side Brass Band. Fri, July 24, 6:308:30pm. Atlas Cider Taproom, 550 SW Industrial Way Suite 190. 541-390-8096. No cover. Raft n’ Brew—Upper Deschutes Watershed Council Raft n’ Brew combines two iconic Bend experiences: whitewater rafting on the Deschutes and beer tasting. Raft n’ Brew features a different local craft brewery every Wednesday with 50% of proceeds going to a local charity. This week Raft n’ Brew features the delicious beer of Cascade Lakes Brewing and benefits the Upper Deschutes Watershed Council. July 22, 4:30pm. Sun Country Tours, 531 SW 13th St. 541-382-6277. $53. Raft n’ Brew—COTA Raft n’ Brew combines two iconic Bend experiences: whitewater rafting on the Deschutes and beer tasting. Raft n’ Brew features a different local craft brewery every Wednesday with 50% of proceeds going to a local charity. This week Raft n’ Brew features the award winning beer of Deschutes Brewery and benefits the Central Oregon Trail Alliance. July 29, 4:30pm. Sun Country Tours, 531 SW 13th St. 541-382-6277. $53. Worthy Wednesdays Worthy Beer tasting during the Farmer’s Market with free popcorn and tours of the historic theatre. Wed, July 22, 3:30-6pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. 541317-0700. Free.

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It’s hard to tell the story of beer in Oregon without mentioning Dave Logsdon multiple times. He’s authentically oldschool, co-founding Full Sail Brewing Co. back in 1987, and serving as its first full-time brewer. Before that, he founded Wyeast Laboratories, eminent makers of yeast cultures for the industry, and a name every homebrewer in North America is intimately familiar with. Nowadays, of course, Logsdon is best known for running Logsdon Farmhouse Ales, a Belgian-style brewery operated out of a picturesque red barn outside of Hood River. Since 2011, Logsdon and fellow brewer Charles Porter (himself a veteran of Full Sail and Deschutes Brewery) have been crafting some killer farmhouse-style beer, nearly all of it modeled after the light, fruity, alluringly spicy saison-style ales from the French-speaking part of Belgium. Seizoen is the baseline beer in their lineup, boasting a delicate balance of whole-cone hops and four types of yeast, but it’s Seizoen Bretta, which uses Brettanomyces yeast to produce a funky kick that helped Logsdon win their first Great American Beer Fest gold medal in 2012. Things are getting spiced up further this summer at Hood River thanks to two major events. One is a new beer: Szech ‘n Brett, out now at Bend bottle shops. The name may remind you of Peche ‘n Brett, a peach-infused saison that beer nerds go nuts for with every seasonal release—but unlike that 10% ABV monster, this is a lighter Brett-infused notched up with some Szechuan pepper spice that adds a charming aftertaste to the tart flavor profile. An approachable sort of funk, in other words. Even better is the news that, after quite a bit of waiting, Logsdon’s new barrel house and taproom is finally set to open. The farmhouse brewery is sadly no longer open to the public, but the new taproom—set right in downtown Hood River, a convenient stumble away from the Double Mountain brewpub—will hopefully offer an inviting alternative. The exact date hasn’t been announced yet, but check out farmhousebeer.com for grand-opening info.

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If nothing else, The Connection looks gorgeous—set in Marseille in the late ‘70s and early ‘80s, and shot on 35mm, it’s a movie that revels in its time and place, with Laurent Tangy’s sun-dappled cinematography rolling in dusky yellows, browns, and blues. And when those visuals are paired up with a few select songs from the soundtrack—not to mention some impressive set design, and a cast that’s somehow both authentic and photogenic—it hits several high points. Its stylish opening sequence, the camera speeding behind and alongside and in front of a motorcycle as it swoops and wends through traffic, is lively and surprising and remarkable. The rest of the film, not so much. Plot-wise, it’s basically “But what if The French Connection were French?” as a hard-working police magistrate (Jean Dujardin) chases after one of those crime lords who’s more likeable than he should be (Gilles Lellouche). Looking past all that French-smuggled heroin, there’s a bit of a Heat vibe here, too—director Cédric Jimenez makes sure we notice how similar these enemies are—even if the film has none of old-school Michael Mann’s ice-cold propulsion. What’s here instead are some strong performances tied to a drawn-out, by-the-numbers crime story. There’s little “wrong” with The Connection—and again, there are a few moments where things seem really right—but it offers little that other films about cops and robbers already haven’t. Maybe just watch one of those instead. Maybe The French Connection. The Connection Director Cédric Jimenez Opens Friday Tin Pan Theater

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AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON The time is now! The film every nerd has been waiting for since the closing credits of the first Avengers. This adventure has Cap, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Black Widow, and Hawkeye teaming up with the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver to take on one of Tony’s inventions gone wrong, Ultron. With Ultron being a somewhat sympathetic villain, expect some deep moral ambiguity from your favorite cinematic superhero team as well as Hulk smashing things in a way that makes you giggle. St.Francis Theater

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THE BOOK OF LIFE An under-the-radar animated film with the voice talents of Channing Tatum, Diego Luna, Zoe Saldana, and Christina Applegate. The Book of Life is a multiple world spanning romantic adventure influenced by Dia de los Muertos and Latin Americal fables. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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THE CONNECTION A french remake/adaptation/reboot/reimagining of The French Connection but, you know, the French part of the story. The film feels remarkably like the classic crime thrillers of the 70s, while paying homage to Jules Dassin, Jacques Audiard, and Melville’s work with Alain Delon. They don’t make crime sagas like this anymore in the USA, let alone France. Tin Pan Theater THE GALLOWS The next in a long line of found-footage horror flicks has a pretty nifty plot. A teenager dies performing in a play that is supposedly cursed and years later, some stupid-ass high school kids try and produce the play again. You already feel like you’re dying inside when acting in front of high school students, one doesn’t actually need to REALLY be in danger. Little shits are only looking at Instagram anyway. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX INSIDE OUT Much better than the marketing would have you believe, Inside Out follows a young girl and each of her emotions as they navigate an unwanted move to a new city and school. With the likes of Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Lewis Black, and Mindy Kaling voicing the emotions, expect this to be a fun and vibrant flick for the kiddos and a moving and hilarious experience for the parents. Inside Out is Pixar’s return to form after several years of sequels teach us lessons in diminishing returns. Old Mill

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JURASSIC WORLD If there’s anyone who can face down a theme park full of rampaging dinosaurs, Chris Pratt seems like just the person to do it. With his winning charm and a roguish twinkle in his eyes, he will speak reason the the hearts of velociraptors who will see him and go “Hey, other dinosaurs, if humanity is like this guy, maybe they’re not so bad after all. Let’s eat tofurkey instead!” Or they’ll eat him and Bryce Dallas Howard and be on with their day. Either way, shut up and take my money. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Guaranteed to be THE movie of the summer, the entirety of Fury Road is an extended chase boasting some of the finest cinematography, filmmaking, and action sequences ever put to film. Tom Hardy replaces Mel Gibson as Max, who teams up with Charlize Theron to save some young women from a massively insane warlord. If you only go to one film this summer, this is the one. St.Francis Theater

MAGIC MIKE XXL Now with twice as much dong but 100% less Steven Soderbergh. Channing Tatum returns as magic Mike, the hard luck male stripper who carves his own destiny one pocketful of greasy dollar bills at a time. While the first film had a sense of lightning in a bottle that made it entertaining watch, the missing creative team makes it HARD to get excited for this one. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX,

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ME AND EARL AND THE DYING GIRL Me and Earl and the Dying Girl desperately wants to be this year’s breakout indie sensation like Juno or

Little Miss Sunshine, but the film’s DNA leans a bit closer to The Fault in Our Stars than those pop goofballs. Filled with amazing supporting performances by Nick Offerman, Connie Britton, and Molly Shannon, the film plays like a hybrid of the styles, nestling somewhere slightly new and slightly used, with a refreshing honesty most films don’t even bother with nowadays. Sisters Movie House MINIONS The spin-off of the Despicable Me franchise boasts one pretty bizarre thing going forward: lead characters that speak in some weird hybrid of gibberish and gobbledygook. The minions themselves are cute enough and escape death regularly with enough panache to be entertaining just on their own without Steve Carell’s Gru getting in the way. Expect this to be the #1 grossing animated film of the year. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House

MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN Updated characters from the 1960s Peabody’s Improbable History television series rewrite the past in order to save the universe after royally screwing with the space-time continuum. Talking intellectual dogs? Defiantly. Hover boards? We’ll see. Old

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PAPER TOWNS From the novel by the author of The Fault in Our Stars, Paper Towns is once again a coming of age story, but without disease as a backdrop. Margo is a huge fan of mysteries and one night she disappears, leaving a trail of clues for her friend Quentin to find. It is an interesting premise, no doubt, so hopefully Green’s story will focus more on the mystery and less on the maudlin. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

PIXELS If any other creative team on Earth were behind this movie I would be the first one in line, but Adam Sandler and Kevin James vs. 1980’s video game characters makes me sad because now we’ll never get to see Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd do it. Even though the trailer has Peter Dinklage sporting a mullet, the track record for Sandler has been pretty dismal for the last few years and inspires nothing but fond memories of Billy Madison and hallucinogenic penguins. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre

SELF/LESS Ben Kingsley is done with his dying body and swaps his mind into Ryan Reynolds. While body swap movies have been mostly terrible since Big, arguably, director Tarsem Singh is the visionary behind 2006’s masterpiece The Fall. While his track record hasn’t been strong since, The Fall is so good that all of his movies should be required viewing. Also, I want to see Ryan Reynolds’ body with Ben Kingsley’s voice coming out of it. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

SLOW WEST A young man and a bounty hunter travel through 1800’s Colorado searching for a beautiful lass. Definitely one of the strangest and most surreal films of the year that is anchored by another phenomenal performance by Michael Fassbender. Is it safe to call him a national treasure yet? Tin Pan Theater SPY Melissa McCarthy has been on a bit of a cold streak lately, but the trailer for Spy looks like she’s back playing relatable characters instead of loathsome identity thieves and angry cops. With Jason Statham in his first American comedic role, Spy looks like it could be another huge hit from the writer/director of Bridesmaids. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX TED 2 Everybody’s favorite racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist, and definitely anti-semitic stuffed bear is back to probably show us his nuts some more, or at least say something offensive. Which is fine, I like my stuffed animals like I like my ladies: old, racist, and missing some buttons. Look! I can do it too, Seth MacFarlane. You’re not special. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

TERMINATOR GENISYS A reboot/sequel to Schwarzenegger’s most popular franchise that is suffering from extremely negative critical word of mouth and some very underwhelming trailers that seem to spill the entire plot of the film. Daenerys Targaryen plays Sarah Conner, but due to a new timeline, is now a warrior instead of a victim. With the T-800 and Kyle Reese, she must stop the perpetually happening Judgement Day...again. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

TRAINWRECK Amy Schumer makes her stab at the big time with Judd Apatow’s new comedy. Schemer plays a commitment-phobic woman who thinks she might have found Mr. Right. Expect Schumer’s unique brand of feminist satire mixed with her constantly talking about the shape and weight of her vagina. There might be charts. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’re entering a volatile phase of your cycle. In the coming weeks, you could become a beguiling monster who leaves a confusing mess in your wake. On the other hand, you could activate the full potential of your animal intelligence as you make everything you touch more interesting and soulful. I am, of course, rooting for the latter outcome. Here’s a secret about how to ensure it: Be as ambitious to gain power over your own darkness as you are to gain power over what happens on your turf. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I’m a big fan of the attitude summed up by the command “Be here now!” The world would be more like a sanctuary and less like a battleground if people focused more on the present moment rather than on memories of the past and fantasies of the future. But in accordance with the astrological omens, you are hereby granted a temporary exemption from the “Be here how!” approach. You have a poetic license to dream and scheme profusely about what you want your life to be like in the future. Your word of power is tomorrow. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A philanthropist offered $100,000 to the Girls Scouts chapter of Western Washington. But there were strings attached. The donor specified that the money couldn’t be used to support transgender girls. The Girl Scouts rejected the gift, declaring their intention to empower every girl “regardless of her gender identity, socioeconomic status, race, ethnicity, or sexual orientation.” Do you have that much spunk, Capricorn? Would you turn down aid that would infringe on your integrity? You may be tested soon. Here’s what I suspect: If you are faithful to your deepest values, even if that has a cost, you will ultimately attract an equal blessing that doesn’t require you to sell out. (P.S. The Girls Scouts subsequently launched an Indiegogo campaign that raised more than $300,000.)

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Consider the possibility of opening your mind, at least briefly, to provocative influences you have closed yourself off from. You may need to refamiliarize yourself with potential resources you have been resisting or ignoring, even if they are problematic. I’m not saying you should blithely welcome them in. There still may be good reasons to keep your distance. But I think it would be wise and healthy for you to update your relationship with them. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Over 10,000 species of mushrooms grow in North America. About 125 of those, or 1.25 percent, are tasty and safe to eat. All the others are unappetizing or poisonous, or else their edibility is in question. By my reckoning, a similar statistical breakdown should apply to the influences that are floating your way. I advise you to focus intently on those very few that you know for a fact are pleasurable and vitalizing. Make yourself unavailable for the rest. ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Latin motto “Carpe diem” shouldn’t be translated as “Seize the day!”, says author Nicholson Baker. It’s not a battle cry exhorting you to “freaking grab the day in your fist like a burger at a fairground and take a big chomping bite out of it.” The proper translation, according to Baker, is “Pluck the day.” In other words, “you should gently pull on the day’s stem, as if it were a wildflower, holding it with all the practiced care of your thumb and the side of your finger, which knows how to not crush easily crushed things—so that the day’s stem undergoes increasing tension and draws to a tightness, and then snaps softly away at its weakest point, and the flower is released in your hand.” Keep that in mind, Aries. I understand you are often tempted to seize rather than pluck, but these days plucking is the preferable approach. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When I talk about “The Greatest Story Never Told,” I’m not referring to the documentary film about singer Lana Del Rey or the debut album of the rap artist Saigon or any other cultural artifact. I am, instead, referring to a part of your past that you have never owned and understood . . . a phase from the old days that you have partially suppressed . . . an intense set of memories you have not fully integrated. I say it’s time for you to deal with this shadow. You’re finally ready to acknowledge it and treasure it as a crucial thread in the drama of your hero’s journey. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The ancient Greek philosopher Thales is credited as being one of the earliest mathematicians and scientists. He was a deep thinker whose thirst for knowledge was hard to quench. Funny story: Once he went out at night for a walk. Gazing intently up at the sky, he contemplated the mysteries of the stars. Oops! He didn’t watch where he was going, and fell down into a well. He was OK, but embarrassed. Let’s make him your anti-role model, Gemini. I would love to encourage you to unleash your lust to be informed, educated, and inspired—but only if you watch where you’re going. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Charles Darwin is best known for his book The Origin of Species, which contains his seminal ideas about evolutionary biology. But while he was still alive, his best-seller was The Formation of Vegetable Mould Through the Action of Worms. The painstaking result of over forty years’ worth of research, it is a tribute to the noble earthworm and that creature’s crucial role in the health of soil and plants. It provides a different angle on one of Darwin’s central concerns: how small, incremental transformations that take place over extended periods of time can have monumental effects. This also happens to be one of your key themes in the coming months.

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A good male friend (going back 20 years) is a great guy—fiercely ethical and very kind—and is irate about the jerks I’ve been out with recently. He has two guy friends he thinks I’d like. Is it safe to assume that they’ll be cool/respectful because this is coming through our mutual friend? (I figure it can’t be worse than truly blind dating online.) —Jerk Magnet

A friend who cares about you wouldn’t knowingly put you together with jerks—which would be like recommending a prospective tenant to his landlord with “He just wants a quiet, safe place…” and neglecting to mention “…where he can pursue his hobby of balcony chicken farming.” And the good news is that a good guy is likely to have friends “of a feather.” Studies by psychologist J. Philippe Rushton suggest that we have a genetically driven preference for both mates and friends who are similar to us—especially in age, ethnicity, and educational level but also in opinions and attitudes. So, if this guy likes and respects women, there’s a good chance his friends do, too. But a “good chance” is not the same thing as an “ironclad guarantee.” In other words, go in with your eyes wide open, because it’s still largely a gamble; it’s just less likely that your friend will be all “Found the perfect guy for you. We all call him ‘B’—because it’s easier than saying ‘Beelzebub.’” (c)2015, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com (advicegoddess.com).

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Police who accused Alexander Katz, 19, of stealing a car in Logan, Utah, said he and his girlfriend had to abandon the vehicle and call a cab because he didn’t know how to drive a stick shift. The car’s owner spotted the vehicle being driven off and called police, who found Katz and his girlfriend waiting outside a nearby convenience store for their cab. Police Chief Gary Jensen said that although Katz couldn’t drive a stick shift, his girlfriend could and was giving him directions while they tried making their getaway. “I’m not 100 percent certain why she doesn’t just get around and get in the driver’s seat so they can take the car and use it,” Jensen said. (Atlanta Journal Constitution) A shoplifting suspect in Okaloosa County, Fla., managed to evade sheriff’s deputies chasing him but only after his car hit several mailboxes, which ripped off the car’s entire rear bumper. The license plate was attached. Deputies traced the plate to Devin Ramoe Stokes, 20, who told them he was sorry for the deed and the damage. (Northwest Florida Daily News)

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The backlog of court cases in Florida is prompting people waiting for trials to turn to private judges. They promise speedy and private settlements, “not in open courtroom, where everyone and their brother is attending,” said Robert Evans, a public judge for 20 years before he went private. “My marketing motto is: ‘How would you like your trial tomorrow?’” Orange County Chief Judge Fred Lauten conceded that “private judging comes with a cost,” pointing out that people who “can’t even afford an attorney … they’re not going to be able to afford a private judge.” (Orlando’s WKMG-TV) Los Angeles County authorities charged David Henry, Tonette Hayes and Brandon Kiel with impersonating police officers after the three showed up, two of them in uniform, as a “courtesy call” to inform sheriff’s Capt. Roosevelt Johnson they were from the Masonic Fraternal Police Department and setting up operations in the area. The agency’s website claims jurisdiction in 33 states and Mexico and, through the Knights Templar, traces the department’s roots back 3,000 years. “When asked what is the difference between the Masonic Fraternal Police Department and other police departments, the answer is simple for us,” the website says. “We were here first.” Henry, 46, identifies himself as “Chief Henry 33,” and the website refers to him as “Absolute Supreme Sovereign Grandmaster.” Johnson said the purpose of the purported police department is unclear. (Los Angeles Times)

ANCHORS AWAY

Canada’s National Defence decided to decommission a 45-year-old navy supply ship without a

replacement because mechanics in Halifax were spending a “disproportionate amount of time” keeping the vessel operating, according to official documents, by trying to locate spare parts, “some of which have been procured via eBay.” The original manufacturers long ago stopped making the parts; some were reportedly “beyond acceptable limits” because corrosion was compromising structural integrity. The vessel, HCMS Preserver, had been scheduled for decommissioning but was kept afloat after the government canceled funding for its replacement in 2008. Building a new one will take at least eight years. (The Canadian Press)

SIGN OF THE TIMES

Utah Valley University has designated a lane for texting on the stairs of its Student Life & Wellness Center. Two other dedicated lanes, distinguished by neon-green stripes, are for walkers and runners. Amy Grubbs, the school’s director for campus recreation, acknowledged that not every texter sticks to the lane, noting some “don’t even see it because they’re so consumed in their phones.” (ABC News)

MATCHMAKERY

Iran has launched a state-supported matchmaking website. Deputy Minister of Youth Affairs and Sports Mahmoud Golzari cautioned that “Find Your Equal” is not a dating site. Its goal is to produce 100,000 new marriages in the coming year. “We have high demand for marriage and 11 million [young single adults] who are increasing every day,” Golzari said. Marriages are necessary to overcome Iran’s declining birthrate, according to the government, which last year banned vasectomies and permanent birth control measures in women. Officials, including supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, have publicly urged couples to have more babies to repudiate “undesirable aspects of Western lifestyles.” (The Washington Post)

SHORT FUSES

Haden Smith, 18, demanded that his mother intervene to mend his relationship with his girlfriend and threatened to kill her chickens if she didn’t. Deputies in Limestone County, Ala., said Smith vowed he’d kill a chicken every 15 minutes and gave her a deadline of noon. When the deadline passed, he started sending her picture messages of each dead chicken. He got to six before deputies arrived and arrested him. (Tribune Media Wire) Tired of waiting at a hospital’s emergency room in Morganton, N.C., Katlyn Milligan, 20, set off the sprinklers, resulting in “copious amounts of water” pouring down, according to the police report. Milligan, who was waiting for a relative to be treated, said that after two hours, she couldn’t wait any longer, so she went into a bathroom and held her lighter to the sprinkler. Cleanup delayed ER operations another two hours “at the busiest time of the day,” Nursing Administrator David Everhart said. Milligan herself had to be taken to the ER to check for effects from exposure to the sprinkler’s stagnant water. After she was released, police arrested her. (New York Daily News)

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