Source Weekly February 26, 2015

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NEWS

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The End for Skyland Forest?

CULTURE

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t has been a fun week at the Source, and it is a fun issue.

Our Outdoor Advisor, Corbin Gentzler, points readers to a series of ghost towns sprinkled around Central Oregon, reminders about a past that has come and gone, mining towns that time left behind.

But this issue is more about what still exists from this legendary time; in fact, it is about what is thriving—a young hat maker who is refashioning (quite literally) the cowboy icon, a couple from Arizona that brought the spiciness of that state to this high desert region with a line of salsas, and our beer reviewer Kevin Gifford collects a six-pack of beers that boasts the wrangler and cowpunch swagger. Our annual Made in Central Oregon issue is both an archeological dig into the past and also a recognition of how much the “cowboy lifestyle” is still part of everyday life in 2015 in Central Oregon.

And, we present a number of articles that show off how the independent spirit that drove pioneers and cowboys is still here driving the cultural life in Bend—a Q&A with Diane Lane from Get-Lit who will present at next weekend’s MUSE conference; a look at the booming kombucha industry; and Delano Lavigne’s report from last Saturday’s Boulder Bash, the first-ever cash-prize climbing competition in Central Oregon.

No, this is certainly not Mr. Roger’s neighborhood. It is a community of daring and bold entrepreneurs that could ride tall with any cowboy. Giddy up!

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OPINION LETTERS

Have something to say? Send your thoughts to editor@bendsource.com. Letters must be received by noon Friday for inclusion in the following week’s paper.

Please limit letters to 250 words. Submission does not guarantee publication. Letter of the week receives $5 to Palate!

IN REPLY TO “FIDELITY SELLS SKYLINE FOREST TO SINGAPORE-BASED COMPANY” (2/20)

Now that the Independent Party of Oregon is a major party, would you consider joining?

We can only move forward with what we have or give up. Stay the course Brad, we have your back.

—Mark Davis via bendsource.com

I’m sure some Singaporean corp that just filed 4 months ago has the best interests of the forest and Bend’s residents at heart ...uh huh.

—Marc Hamilton via facebook.com/ sourceweekly

IN REPLY TO “GROWING LIKE A DOWNHILL SNOWBALL”

More like “How will humans sustain themselves”....

—Jason Chinchen via facebook.com/ sourceweekly

In his letter of 2/19, Mike Frank had a pretty good suggestion for the news media.

I would like to offer some addional [sic] that I feel apply: learn proper English grammar or hire proof readers, or both.

The misuse of the English language by the media is disgusting. You see it everywhere, from the Source to the major television networks, newpapers [sic] and magazines, etc.

Nobody gives a damn any more about using our language correctly? Nobody knows how to any more?

In Phil Busse’s article he begins with “This is not the winter that the ski industry, nor skiers, in Oregon wants...”

By doing so he has made probably the most common grammatical mistake that crops up constantly in the media. He has mismatched the subject with the verb form.

The sentence actually has two subjects, ski industry and skiers in Oregon, and therefore needs the plural form of the verb, which would be want, rather than wants.

No worries, Phil, you are in stellar company with all the other grammatically challenged media people out there. A priceless example of another gaffe occurred on the NatGeo channel recently, during a feature on the Galapagos. The subject was underwater creatures that are brightly lit but can best be seen at night. The narrator said, “the brilliance of these fish are hardly visible by day.”

Again, the subject and verb form were mismatched, to effect a bastardization that comes across almost like an expletive if you know any grammar at all.

Of course, the subject here is brilliance, which is singular, rather than fish, which

is obviously plural. So the wrter [sic] again confused the subject and ended up with the wrong verb form, which should have been is.

The correct version is then “the brilliance of these fish IS hardly visible by day.”

I am probably just rambling on about something most people couldn’t care less about, but I believe that our language should be important to us and we have a right to expect those in the business of using it frequently to be able to do so correctly.

—Marco Editor’s note: We actually care quite a lot about grammar here at the Source. So much so that we often edit letters to the editor for grammar to ensure readability. To illustrate this, we left your letter as submitted, with the exception of correcting the quote you referenced. And while we, being human, occasionally make mistakes, this was not one of them.

That sentence has one subject: the ski industry. Because “nor Oregon skiers” is a parenthetical statement set off by commas, it does not prompt a plural verb. So, while we appreciate your attention to things like verb agreements, we would advise: If you are going to pick at nits, first be sure there are nits to pick.

plates.” And I’m pretty sure slapping an “I love Bend” sticker on your car doesn’t count as registering it in Oregon. If you “love” Oregon so much, maybe it’s time to play by the rules here. And that also goes for bringing your less-than-stellar driving skills you may have become accustomed to in a larger metropolitan area. Time to slow down and use common sense, even if you don’t have much left.

—SC via bendsource.com

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SC - Agreed! But you know who really bugs me? Those folks with Oregon plates who have a Colorado “native” sticker on their bumper.

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IN REPLY TO “TIRED OF NEWCOMERS”

A recurring thought I have on this issue.

Why is the City or State not enforcing the registration of out of state vehicles that continue to drive around here long after moving here and taking up residence? According to the Oregon DMV website: “Within 30 days of becoming a resident of or domiciled in Oregon, you must title and register your vehicle, including obtaining Oregon license

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“It is in the best interest of our shareholders to monetize the value of this land at this time and seek another use for this cash in the hopes of maximizing the value of our FNFV assets.” I hate this monster we’ve created.

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Words can’t even describe my disappointment in this sale. The slow and methodical takeover of our lands and resources by foreign companies, specifically communist controlled or Islamic areas is a sign of our eventual demise and enslavement. I’m all for capitalism but to sell out like this to a foreign company? As far as I’m concerned, all involved in the sale and the profits should feel ashamed and be treated as traitors.

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THE BOOT NEWS

Open Your Ears

Last Thursday, the Oregon Liquor Control Commission hosted the first official “listening session” on Measure 91 in Central Oregon. The ballot measure legalizing the recreational use of marijuana was passed by statewide voters in November (and passed in Deschutes County 51.9 percent to 48.1 percent), and will take effect on July 1.

As evidenced by last week’s meeting, exactly how this new law will take effect is clearly a confusing and important topic for many residents. About 300 people packed into a large conference room at the Riverhouse; so many people showed up that extra chairs were dragged out to accommodate everyone.

Yet, in spite of the massive interest from residents, only three elected officials bothered to show up—state Sen.Tim Knopp, Bend City Councilor Victor Chudowsky, and Jefferson County Commissioner Mae Huston.

It is a dispiriting and discouraging display of apathy from our elected officials. On July 1, recreational use of marijuana will be legal in Oregon and it is likely to be one of the most transformative social and economic forces in the upcoming years for the state.

Yet, only those three elected officials bothered to come and listen to what will probably be the best organized opportunity for elected officials to hear concerns and thoughts from the general public about the legalization of marijuana before July 1.

Unfortunately, though, that lack of interest is not unexpected.

Bend’s City Council has been noticeably absent in any discussion about the legalization of marijuana, in spite of what impact it can and will have on the city’s social and economic makeup.

The legalization of marijuana is expected to be a boon in tax dollars (consider that Washington has harvested roughly $50 million in taxes during its first year of legalization).

Though Oregon’s tax rate is lower than that of other legal-weed states, Measure 91 gives similar opportunities for massive windfalls of public dollars (for example, growers will be taxed $35 for each ounce of flowers). These taxes are earmarked for the state to spend on law enforcement and education, but the voter initiative precluded local entities from taking a cut. Even so, last February, Ashland passed a local tax on marijuana with the hope that its regulations might be grandfathered in; a decision that may provide massive tax dollar hauls.

(Rough estimates indicate that Ashland could draw around $800,000 annnually from its marijuana tax.) Some 60 city and town councils around Oregon followed Ashland’s lead, and put together similar tax plans. But Bend City Council didn’t even raise a peep.

Moreover, although there have been sincere concerns expressed about how the sale and consumption of marijuana will be handled by law enforcement, District Attorney John Hummel also was not present at the OLCC listening session, and no one representing Bend’s police department or Deschutes County sheriff’s department attended.

The meeting did dispel some of the myths about legalization, reminding the crowd that public consumption will not be allowed—just as the OLCC does not allow public alcohol consumption, people won’t be able to simply walk down Bond Street blazing joints any more than they currently do. The main concerns raised by those in attendance were keeping marijuana away from children, and figuring out ways to prevent skunky aromas from bothering neighbors. Too bad no law enforcement was there to consider these citizen concerns and suggestions.

To kick off the meeting, OLCC Board Chair Rob Patridge explained: “I did not vote for Measure 91, but I feel I have an obligation to carry out the will of the people.”

And that is a welcomed attitude—whether an official personally agrees with the rule, he or she is required to craft regulations to best shape the public’s interests.

Overall, residents seem to be curious and earnest about how legalization of marijuana will affect our communities. They are taking this seriously; why aren’t our elected officials?

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NEWS

SIDE NOTES

Farewell to Skyline Forest?

The forest’s sale casts doubt on future conservation efforts

BY ERIN ROOK

DESCHUTES LAND TRUST

BY ERIN ROOK

It’s a view that keeps building heights low and spirits high—the majestic, snow-capped Cascades, skirted by ponderosa forests. But the future of that view may be in jeopardy.

That’s because the 33,000-acre swath of forestland west of Bend known as Skyline Forest—where Bendites mountain bike, hike, and ride horseback on user-created trails—doesn’t belong to the people of Oregon. Despite the access the public has enjoyed over the past decade, Skyline Forest is—like 34 percent of Oregon’s forests—privately owned.

For the past decade, Deschutes Land Trust has been working to change that, negotiating with former landowners Fidelity National Financial to secure a deal to turn those 33,000 acres into a community forest.

But those plans stalled last fall, and appeared to grind to an unexpected halt last week, when Fidelity announced it sold a nearly 200,000-acre parcel of land, including Skyline Forest, to Singapore-based Whitefish Cascade Forest Resources, LLC. The hope had been that Fidelity would accept a deal that allowed for development on a small portion of the land in exchange for selling the remainder to Deschutes Land Trust. In turn, the Trust intended to create a community forest, helping fund the sale by allowing a limited amount of logging, which would also help mitigate fire danger.

But now, those hopes appear to be dashed.

“The short answer is we don’t know what it means for the future,” Deschutes Land Trust Executive Director Brad Chalfant told the Source. “The fact of the matter is that all of the parties that had been trying to negotiate with Fidelity had stalled out over the past six months and this explains why. Fidelity was looking to sell all its properties as a package.”

Included in that package is the Mazama Forest, land the Klamath Tribe had hoped to acquire to support the Klamath Basin Restoration Agreement (KRBA).

“This is obviously a disappointment,” Don Gentry, Chairman of the Klamath Tribes, said in a release. “Land recovery is an essential bargained-for benefit of the KBRA. Nothing less than significant land recovery will work for the Klamath Tribes. We are committed to securing a land base that will provide balance in the Agreement and economic opportunity for our people. Without land recovery, the Agreement simply will not work for the Klamath Tribes.”

Fidelity assumed a controlling interest in Cascade Timberlands, then owner of Skyline Forest, in May 2006 and notified Deschutes Land Trust that it was interested in pursuing a conservation transaction. For the next eight or so years, things seemed to be working in the forest’s favor. Oregon re-enrolled in the Federal Forest Legacy Program, and a bill passed in the Oregon legislature outlining a plan for Skyline Forests’ conservation, giving Fidelity five years to act.

But the clock ran out before a deal was cemented. And Fidelity opted to sell.

“We are excited to monetize the value of Cascade for our shareholders,” said Fidelity National Financial Chairman William P. Foley, II, in a release. “We have been owners of Cascade for approximately eight years and believe it is in the best interest of our shareholders to monetize the value of this land at this time and seek another use for this cash in the hopes of maximizing the value of our FNFV assets.”

Chalfant, of Deschutes Land Trust, said that while he has not yet made contact with the new owner, he is hopeful that they will be more cooperative than Fidelity.

“We see this as an opportunity. Fidelity had been difficult to work with,” Chalfant said. “We’re hopeful we’ll be able to have a more direct and coherent dialogue.”

Whitefish Cascade Forest Resources registered with the State of Oregon in October 2014. An attorney for the company—its only listed U.S. contact—has not responded to requests for comment.

While the Land Trust is still interested in pursuing the community forest model with the new company, Chalfant says he isn’t married to that approach and is instead focused on the long game and whatever strategy leads to the forest’s conservation.

“We’re not locked into a particular model. Ultimately our goal is to see the property conserved, available to public, and managed sustainably,” Chalfant said. “We’re committed to the longterm. We’re going to do everything we can to ensure the property is conserved for future generations.”

But where Chalfant sees silver linings, Central Oregon LandWatch Executive Director Paul Dewey has a less rosy outlook.

“We’re concerned that this is going to be a new serious threat for partitioning and development in that area, the kind we’ve been fighting for the past 10 years,” Dewey told the Source. “My concern is it’s bad enough having a Florida developer own it, and now Singapore? There’s even less appreciation for what this land has historically meant for this area.”

He added that development of the forest land is bad for Central Oregon because it disturbs wildlife—mule deer and elk migrate through the areas—and because the forest is at high risk for fires.

To wit, last summer’s Two Bulls fire burned parts of the forest and, Dewey said, would have destroyed a home that LandWatch blocked from being built a few years back.

Though the area is zoned for forest use, that zoning allows one dwelling every 240 acres, meaning that the new owner could open it up to low-density development. Until he knows what Whitefish Cascade Forest Resource, LLC, intends to do with the land, Dewey said he’ll be watching out for county land use applications.

“Frankly, any development in that area, given climate change and what we know now about fire risk after Two Bulls, doesn’t make sense,” Dewey said.

Deschutes County District Attorney John Hummel announced last Thursday that he will not file charges against Kevin Perry and Amanda Weinman in the shooting death of Shane Munoz on June 23, 2012. He explained at a press conference that, based on the available evidence and witness testimony, he is “confident” that a crime was not committed. Hummel discounted theories about a pre-existing relationship between the victim and the then-couple, saying he believes they did not meet prior to Perry and Weinman discovering Munoz in their home that tragic summer night.

“We may never know why Shane Munoz ended up at Kevin Perry’s house,” Hummel said. “We do know there was no evidence that Shane entered the house to commit a burglary. But, as of now, the only person we know, who knows why Shane entered the house, is Shane.”

Hummel also spoke to broader social issues raised by the case—including the gap between Bend’s haves and have-nots and the perception that money trumps justice— and said that while they are topics worthy of community conversation, they bear no direct relevance to Munoz’s death.

More than 300 people gathered at the Riverhouse Convention Center Thursday night to share their perspectives on the legalization of marijuana. The listening session, organized by the Oregon Liquor Control Commission, addressed a wide range of topics, with attendees holding up red, green, or yellow cards to indicate their position on the issues. Based on the cards and commentary from the crowd, it appeared that most present were involved or interested in getting involved in the marijuana industry.

But there were concerns raised by audience members about the appeal and access of edibles (particularly gummy bears) to children and ensuring sufficient setbacks to prevent growhouse odors from disrupting neighbors. Recreational use becomes legal July 1 of this year, but pot shops are not likely to open for business until the end of 2016.

While Bend already has an abundance of medical marijuana dispensaries, they have been banned in areas under the jurisdiction of Deschutes County since the Board of County Commissioners established a moratorium last March. But that may be about to change. That ordinance will sunset on May 1, and county staff are preparing for the anticipated repeal by drafting amendments to set a permitting process and standards of operation for dispensaries. Staff are proposing medical marijuana dispensaries be a “conditional use” in the Exclusive Farm Use (EFU) Zone and an “outright permitted” use in rural commercial (i.e. Tumalo, Terrebonne, Sunriver) and industrial zones. The proposals are open for public and agency comment. The Deschutes County Planning Commission will hold a public hearing March 12 and the Board of County Commissioners is expected to hear the proposal April 15.

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Yee Haw! q h -

ver the past five decades, the demographics in America have dramatically shifted from rural to urban. In 1950, some half of Americans lived in rural areas, with lifestyles closer to the sensibility and demands of land than their urban counterparts.

But by 2000, that balance had shifted to only one out of five Americans still living outside of cities—and farmers, ranchers and rural residents were an increasingly endangered species. But like a dying campfire, there are still embers glowing, especially in regions like Central Oregon, where the cowboy is still very much alive—both as a real life profession and as an ethos.

In this year’s Made in Central Oregon, we round up a collection of small businesses that could keep a herd of cowboys and cowgirls happy—a hatmaker, leather goods workers, a coffee roaster and, of course, no campfire is complete without a guitar.

The Hat Makes The Woman

Cate Havstad is refashioning the cowboy—er, girl—hat ate Havstad believes in signs.

While a student at University of California-Santa Cruz, she was struggling with whether formal education was the right path for her. A friend, musician Willy T. Porter, invited her to join on a road trip and film project—and to sweeten the deal, he offered her a vintage cowboy hat.

“That first hat was pretty darn important,” explains Havstad. She remembers it as a whiskey brown, with a “telescope top”—and, most keenly, that it spoke to something about her personality and her dreams, and gave her a confidence to hit the open road.

She loved that hat, and it served as a trigger. She traveled, and was introduced to musicians, and farmers, eventually settling down in Vancouver, B.C. But like any good cowgirl, eventually she started to become restless once again—and that’s when she returned to her car one day to discover another sign, that this favorite and first hat of hers had been chewed up by her puppy.

It was a sign to move along, she explains as we talk at Lone Pine Coffee Roasters on Monday afternoon. She is dressed in dark denim jeans, a denim shirt and a flat brim hat that she says was inspired by Brigitte Bardot. Her blond hair rolls out from under the brim. Havstad is her own best advertisement for her hats.

“The way I dress and present myself,” she says, “is a sense of identity.”

About two years ago, Havstad ended up in Sisters. She was looking for a place to ride horses, but also reached out to local and famed cowboy hat-maker Gene Baldwin and, for a year or so, started showing up at his shop three or so times a week, learning the tricks of hat making.

“I’m authentically in love with this trade,” she says. “If these skills don’t get passed on, those traditions will just fade.”

Havstad says that she greatly admires Baldwin’s work—“the perfect lines, the symmetry”—but after a year mentoring with him, she was looking to “play and get a bit funkier” with her own style and last May, she launched her own company.

Although Havstad says that she is still living “hat to hat,” her products are quickly gaining popularity, and inroads, with musicians like Shaky Graves wearing her styles.

She also has begun to increasingly draw inspiration from her immediate physical surroundings. While the bulk of felt for cowboy hats is imported from Tennessee, Havstad has begun to experiment with dying the fabric with rabbit brush and Oregon grape as part of her “hues of the High Desert.”

“Style,” she says, “is totally regionally influenced.”

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ix years ago, Perla and Bill Pearce packed up their life in Tuscon, Arizona, and moved north to Bend, Oregon. But they weren’t ready to leave the flavor of the southwest behind—and brought along with them their gourmet salsa company.

With its now-somewhat geographically askew name, the Southwest Salsa Co. was created when the founders became exasperated with seeing the same old salsa each time they went to the grocery store.

“You know the names, the [companies] that sell so many other products that they forgot to keep the salsa authentic, genuine and worthy for your family and friends,” says co-founder Perla. With each grocery salsa looking and tasting the same, Perla and Bill set out to create their authentic homestyle salsa, using fresh, local produce, and only natural preservatives.

With its close proximity to the border, Arizona isn’t short on Mexican-style cuisine or salsa. But moving to Bend came with some new challenges, and opportunities—for starters, an untapped market and a new client base that may not yet understand that salsa isn’t just for tacos and burritos.

“Salsa is a condiment that goes with just about everything,”

explains Perla. “From our morning eggs to sandwiches, wraps, salads; on burgers and steaks.”

Currently, Bill and Perla have eight flavors, ranging from the mild Fire Roasted Mango for the fruit enthusiast, to the Hot Holy Moly for those “local pepperheads.”

Each consumer, says Perla, has his or her own heat index and flavor profile, but for an all-around fresh flavor they recommended Liam’s Gringo Salsa, made with cilantro and real lime juice.

“A mild-medium, fresh-tasting salsa, like a Pico de Gallo,” Perla says of Liam’s Gringo, which has won a mantle full of awards, including first place at the La Pine Fall Festival in 2012. This go-with-everything salsa has a smooth restaurant-style texture and strong citrus undertones. However, for a mild-medium, it still packs a punch.

Southwest Salsa Co. doesn’t water down its open flame-roasted pepper flavors, leaving its salsas spicier than the usual fare.

But with that extra spice also comes more flavor.

Southwest Salsa Co. is sold at a variety of locations in Bend including Central Oregon Locavore, Newport Avenue Market, seasonal farmers’ markets, and on tacos at JC’s Bar & Grill.

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ore than a decade ago, brothers Damon and Nick Vracin were traveling down parallel paths in separate cities—Damon in San Diego, and Nick in Portland—gaining a foothold in their respective markets for their handcrafted leather accessories. But it wasn’t until the brothers moved to Central Oregon that Nomad Leather really started to take off.

“We both dug leather and shared ideas over the phone and samples of our respective projects when we had family get-togethers,” Damon recalls. “We both moved to Bend seven years ago and finally got to join forces, combining our workshops and selling together at the local markets and festivals.”

And it’s not just the craftsmanship that’s local. All Nomad’s leather is vintage, repurposed or sourced from a family-owned business in Portland.

“Our customers—usually the coolest people on earth—are generally looking for something unique that is spawned by creativity and made the old-fashioned way,” Damon explains.

What started with cuffs and bracelets quickly expanded into a wide range of leather goods including belts, clutches, small bags, utility pouches, growler carriers, wine carriers, beer holsters, pint sleeves, guitar straps and knickknacks like the “Pick Pocket,” a guitar pick holder on a key chain.

Though crafting leather accessories is his job, Damon describes a creative process that

sounds more like laidback brotherly bonding.

“Nick and I crank the music, crack a beer and just start making our goods, sometimes tag-teaming bigger projects like growler carriers and often just getting in our own worlds and bouncing ideas off one another when a creative block sets in,” Damon explains.

While wrist wear remains the bread and butter of the business, the brothers also do complex custom work, such as intricate iPad cases and eclectic festival/utility belts. And Damon says motorcycle bags may be on the horizon.

“Every year we do more festivals and develop a few new products and ideas,” Damon says.

“Our growler carrier design we came up with a year and a half ago has brought us into the beer culture market, which has been awesome.”

The company has also seen growth in retail markets, distributing its products in shops all across Bend, including Desperado, The Silver Otter, Sweet Tease Salon, Lulus boutique, Element 909, Cowgirl Cash, and The Cosmic Depot. Damon is quick to point out that each shop carries a customized line of Nomad Leather goods, curated based on that store’s individual style.

Nomad Leather also sells its wares from its midtown workshop by appointment and online at etsy.com/shop/nomadleathernw.

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Jayson Bowerman builds one-of-a-kind custom acoustic guitars in Bend

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he guitar. It’s iconic. Even as children, we’re not raised playing “air piano” or “air oboe.” It’s air guitar. No offense to those other instruments, but the guitar just has a certain coolness that’s both unmeasurable and unmatched by any other musical device.

It seems only natural that the most beautiful guitars, both visually and audibly, would come from a place equally as rad as the instrument itself.

Guitar making has become synonymous with Central Oregon. And, in Bend, Jayson Bowerman has been building amazing instruments for more than 15 years.

Bowerman got his start as an apprentice under Kim Breedlove, of Breedlove Guitars,

and left his mark there—literally. The last guitars Bowerman designed for Breedlove, the Oregon series, feature a “Made in Bend, Oregon” hot stamp on the back of the neck so there is no confusion as to where they were built.

In 2010, Bowerman struck out on his own, and Bowerman Guitars was born. He builds most of his guitars and mandolins for custom orders, but has guitars he has built for shows and festivals. For the last couple of years Bowerman has been working to create a handful of instruments for performing musicians and interested clients to try out.

“It takes me six to eight weeks to build a guitar start to finish, and typically I am or-

dered out a few months as well, so picking a tune on one of my demo instruments is a good way to get a sense for what sets my guitars apart from factory offerings,” Bowerman says.

When it comes to building acoustic guitars, it’s all about the tonewoods. It seems for as many species of trees available, there are equally as many options for tonewoods.

According to Bowerman, the decisions come from what type of tone the customer wants to elicit from the guitar.

Not only does Bowerman build each guitar, but he does some of his own wood harvesting as well. He’s built one instrument from all Oregon-sourced wood, which in-

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cludes fittings made from mountain mahogany. Mountain mahogany is extremely dense, difficult to find, and hard to cut and cure. Bowerman’s father helped him pull a salvage permit to harvest the wood, which made the fittings for that guitar even more special.

“I recently finished an F-5 mandolin and Weissenborn-style guitar from a giant fiddleback maple tree, which fell over on my grandparent’s farm about 20 years ago,” says Bowerman. “I hope in time to make many more family instruments from that tree, which my grandparents, uncle, cousins and friends helped me harvest.”

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he scene is bucolic as I arrive at Gunpowder Roasting Ranch. The sun is warm, the air is fresh; goat and pigs are in pasture.

At 10 acres, Gunpowder Ranch is modest and easily missed when driving along Marsh Road just a few miles northeast of Tumalo, but it is not soon forgotten. Started just over a year ago by Bay Area transplants Sonia Consani and Krista Vegter, Gunpowder Ranch has a uniquely themed approach toward ranching. Rather than focusing on high quality animal products alone (pigs and chickens in this instance), they also offer high quality Fair Trade Organic coffee. That’s right, Gunpowder Ranch is all about breakfast: Bacon, eggs and coffee!

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chard, Consani and Vegter shifted their vision to raising heritage pigs in the hopes of eventually starting a local charcuterie.

Gunpowder Ranch is home to 33 beautiful Rhode Island red hens, although a handful of hens have escaped the coop and moved in to the barn with the pigs, which Consani and Vegter are happy to abide. “If they don’t mind being bossed around by the pigs, we are happy letting them be,” says Vegter.

The ranch also boasts four breeds of pasture-raised heritage pigs, including a regal Tamworth named Ginger.

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What’s the difference between a beer...and a cowboy beer? A sort of weather-beaten, leathery manliness, perhaps? Well, craft beer’s got you covered there—have you seen some of the beards people lining the Crux bar are sporting these days?

Ignoring the fact that real cowboys would likely prefer cheap whiskey, a good cowboy beer should involve several factors: powerful, mouth-filling tastes; an affinity for nature and the open land; and (if all else fails) potency. Along those lines, here are six bottles and cans to line the saddlebags with: The Cowboy (Evil Twin): Well, there you go, right? It’s got a cowboy right on the label. “I need to know what kind of beer cowboys drink,” brewer Jeppe Jarnit-Bjergsø writes on the label, “as I have recently become one. I want to be the best cowboy I can be, and I think drinking the correct beer is important.” In his book, that means a medium-bodied pilsner with a hint of smoke on the tail end.

Knotty Blonde (Three Creeks): Sisters is full of cowboys, of course, or at least folks pretending to be one for a living. The Fivepine Chocolate Porter might be their best seller, but the touch of honey malt added to this lighter ale makes it one partner you wouldn’t mind spending all evening with.

Willet Bourbon Barrel Cavatica Stout (Fort George): Freshly released at the Festival of Dark Arts two weeks ago, the Astoria-based brewery’s latest stout is quite a monster, aged in barrels from Willet Distillery in Kentucky and clocking in at just under

10 percent alcohol. Bonus: It’s got the same whiskey burn you’d experience taking an actual swig out of the ol’ jug on the range. (Can one earn a DUII on a horse?)

Pub Beer (10 Barrel): Being honest for a moment, if you see an actual ranch hand at a bar in Bend, it’ll probably be a dollar PBR you see in his hand. But let’s pretend he’s one of those rare locavore cowboys. In that case, he’ll start drinking this canned pale lager—“requests for a glass will be denied”— as 10 Barrel’s menu puts it, and won’t stop until the cows come home in search of him.

Sahati (The Ale Apothecary): If the cowboy ethos is all about oneness with the land, Paul Arney’s living the dream already. His Sahati ale, brewed inside a hollowed-out spruce tree lined with branches and needles, is the definition of self-sustained brewing—“The process impacts the flavor profile at least as much as the ingredients themselves,” he says.

Barrel-Aged Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout (Wynkoop): Originally conceived as an April Fool’s joke in 2012, this stout is aged in oak and infused with 25 points of bull testicles. That can’t possibly be any more cowboy’y. You are quite literally drinking cow.

(You’ll have to travel to Colorado to score a can, but the bragging rights are worth it, no?)

And some more local products to fill your saddlebag with:

Lava Love to stay clean. Soap, bath powder and facial mask with volcanic ash and clay.

Tracker Packer for the cowboy who wanders out of cell phone range. Winner of the “Nifty 50” best new products award from Powersports Business magazine, a device to help geographically signal a lost or hurt off-roader.

Straw Propellor to get the day started. Made in Redmond, a woman-owned and GMO-free company with 15 flavors of oatmeal and five flavors of muesli.

Bronwen Jewelry to stay fashionable. Earrings and necklaces designed for active, athletic, yet stylish women.

Nashelle Jewelry, locally-made earrings and rings recently appeared in the country music video, “Fly,” by Maddie and Tae. C.W. Irwin (by Oregon Spirits Distillery), a sweet but strong whiskey.

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BLUEBRASS—No one plays by the rules anymore. But that’s fine. As a result, we come across a new musical portmanteau at least once a week. This week’s winner: blue-brass, a fusion of bluegrass and brass band. Think Tom Waits meets Louis Armstrong, with the lyrical sensibilities of Johnny Cash. Back from the Dead channels the greats of yesteryear to tell stories of cowboys, horses, prisons, life and death. 6 pm.

The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. No cover.

CELEBRATION—The year of the sheep ushers in 12 months of creativity and sensitivity. With mask-making and a tea party, this celebration is tradition; and with costumes and dancing, it also doesn’t take itself too seriously. 2-5:30 pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 NE Boyd Acres Rd, $12 adults, $10 students/seniors.

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Deschutes Search and Rescue Fundraiser

Kung Fu

FUNK—The martial art of music, smart and powerful. The jam band Kung Fu will deliver its fusion of funk and jazz at Volcanic Theatre Pub. With knowledge of the genre’s 1970s roots and influences of modern EDM style, Kung Fu has created one big dance party. 9 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $8 adv., $12 door.

COMMUNITY—If you ever find yourself on the wrong side of an avalanche, you’ll be relying on the quick wits, strong muscles and sturdy gear of Deschutes Search and Rescue. But all that fancy equipment in training ain’t cheap. Help them help you at their inaugural fundraiser, featuring local eats, a petting zoo and other outdoor activities. Noon-4 pm. Troy Field, NW Bond St. and Louisiana Ave. Free to attend.

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MUSIC—Part of the Sisters Folk Festival Winter Series, perennial favorite Willy Porter brings back his mesmerizing and versatile guitar playing, changing up from easygoing storytelling and loose finger movements, to staccato guitar chords and aching anthems. 7 pm. Sisters High School, 1700 West McKinney Butte Rd., Sisters. $20 adult, $10 under 18.

MUSIC—A singer-songwriter who plays multiple instruments, Randy McAllister is able to take universal feelings and eloquently translate them into modern issues that are expressed in his original lyrics.

This soulful singer melds together the genres of blues, gospel, country and more into a high-energy performance. 8 pm.

The Belfry, 302 E Main Ave., Sisters. $20 adv., $25 door.

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Blackflowers Blacksun

Central Oregon Dance Showcase DANCE—It is as likely that a troupe will show off a rollicking traditional Irish jig as another group will pop-and-lock a hip-hop number at the Central Oregon dance showcase. A fun and talented—and incredibly varied—collection of belly, tap, traditional, and you-know-it dance. 7 pm. Summit High, 2855 NW Clearwater. $14 adv., $18 door.

ROCK—Now you see them, now you don’t. The stripped-down, sultry blues rock of Blackflowers Blacksun is a seasonal indulgence in Bend. With one of the band members fighting fires in Alaska, the group comes through town to heat things up when we need it most. This show will be your last chance to see the groove-masters until Halloween. Get it while you can. 8 pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott #6. No cover.

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Telluride Mountain Film Festival

In the Mood

BIG BAND—Whether you were alive in the 1940s or you just wish you were, the String of Pearls Big Band Orchestra’s production of In The Mood recreates the energy and charm of a bygone era. A time when lovers were more likely to meet Lindy Hopping than getting low on the dance floor, and pop songs were upbeat and mostly PG. Old-timey, wholesome goodness. 3 pm and 7:30 pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $35-$59.

FILM FESTIVAL—With an eye toward exploration and the natural world, the Telluride Mountain Film Festival is so good they take it on the road each year to share their collection of travel films, funny and heartfelt narratives, and some of the best short films being produced out there. Each night has a different selection. 7 pm. Tower Theater, 835 NW Wall. $20 adv./$23 door, $35 for both nights.

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Jive Coulis As part of Broken Top Bottle Shop’s Brews & Band series, which features free live music in the company of many fine brews, Jive Coulis brings its classic rock and roll from southern Oregon to Bend. This is the type of funky, rock and blues jams that sounds pulled from Almost Famous. Guitar shredding, bluesy rock to get feet moving, booties shaking, heads banging and your beer sudsy. 7 pm. Thu., Feb. 26. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln, Ste 1. Free.

You know what they say: you can spend your entire life as a performing musician, but compete on one season of the highest-rated singing show in America and that’s all people remember you for.

Aside from that one time Crystal Bowersox was the runner-up on American Idol, she’s best known for her powerfully soulful vocals and rootsy guitar stylings.

“It wasn’t for fame and fortune,” says Bowersox, of auditioning for American Idol. “It was to provide my son with a better life.”

After the birth of her son, Bowersox realized she had a choice: either find a way to support her family with her music, or... Actually there was no second option. “I don’t believe in backup plans,” says Bowersox. “My whole philosophy in life has always been, there’s no plan A or plan B, there’s just the plan. The minute you start planning and preparing for failure, then you’re doomed for it.”

On American Idol, Bowersox’s folksy style clashed with the show in a way that made its spectacle seem ridiculous around her. She glided through the competition, standing out for her obvious talent and laid-back nature.

“The weirdest thing was getting used to all of the tricks that Hollywood plays on viewers,” says Bowersox. “That’s not really what my show is all about. I really like to give the audience the most authentic Crystal experience they can have.”

Bowersox’s first post-Idol album release, Farmer’s Daughter, featured heavily-produced folk/country tracks with the occasional tint of pop. But when a shake-up at RCA led to Bowersox being dropped

from Jive records, she found a home with indie label Shanachie Entertainment for her next release, All That for This. Produced by Steve Berlin of Los Lobos, Bowersox’s sophomore album boasts a more raw, authentic style than its predecessor; full of mellow Americana with hints of twangy folk and raucous country-rock. Bowersox subsequently followed up with a self-released EP of pre-Idol songs called Promises, and a Christmas single, “Coming Out for Christmas,” which was her way of coming out to the world as bisexual.

“Even within the LGBTQ community, there’s a lot of misconceptions and misunderstandings when it comes to bisexuality,” says Bowersox. “I felt that it was important for me to come out publicly for kids who are struggling with these issues of acceptance, and accepting themselves.”

As for her master plan to exploit American Idol for the funds to raise a well-adjusted kid, Bowersox reports general success.

“So far it’s looking like he’s going to outshine me someday, and I’m perfectly fine with that.”

Bowersox is joined at the Bend show with musical musings from Portland artist East Forest.

Crystal Bowersox Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century 8 pm, Friday, Feb. 27 $25

March into March

BY JOSH GROSS

February goes so fast. You blink and it’s suddenly March, which is the best month, by virtue of it being both a noun, a verb and a style of music in and of itself.

To celebrate, the Source put together a mix of marches, and songs about marching.

There’s classics like John Williams’ iconic “Imperial March,” from Star Wars, a tune from Oregon faves MarchFourth, and a couple offerings from some of the nation’s premiere college marching bands. And as the cherry on top of all that marching, we threw in a couple rock tracks from bands like NIN and Baroness. It’s fully March-tastic.

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The Sweatband Bust out the terry cloth headbands and wear something you don’t mind getting sweaty. The Sweatband delivers on what its name promises—a band whose funky jams make dancers out of even the most shy wallflowers. Dancing all night to this homegrown funk band guarantees sweat, the good kind; the kind that causes a person’s hair to stick all over their face and neck. The kind where a break in songs results in a frantic run to the water fountain to rehydrate before diving back in and dancing for the rest of the night. Check out the band’s new arrangement, complete with horn section. 9 pm. Sat., Feb. 28. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.

Ultra Violent Rays L.A.’s Ultra Violent Rays is unlike most bands coming through Central Oregon— darkwave, electronic goth pop that is dancey, but not quite in the same way as a funk or bluegrass band. The duo consists of vocalist and bassist Cooper Gillespie, and drummer/sequencer Greg Gordon.

Think a modern-day bundle of Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division and Portishead. Female fronted, spacey sounding electro pop that’s dark, sexy and danceable? Yes, please! Our indie rock wishes have been granted. 9 pm. Sat., Feb. 28.

Astro Lounge, 939 NW Bond St. $10.

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An Orchestral Treaty

We Have Spoken lifts up Native American history through song

BY ERIN ROOK

Inspired by the poetic writings of Native Americans from the 1400s to present, composer Clyde Thompson’s concert-length cantata, We Have Spoken: Voices from Native America, spins those stories and historical accounts into rich musical tapestry rooted in classical orchestral sensibilities. There are no traditional Native American sounds here—no drums, no chanting.

“The music is my own,” Thompson says. “I made a decision from the get-go not to try to imitate their music. I just stuck to my own personal expression that I felt moved to compose in reaction to the texts.”

The texts come in large part from a book he stumbled up while touring in Boston in the early 1990s, I Have Spoken: American History through the Voices of the Indians, compiled

by Virginia Irving Armstrong. A collection of oratory focusing on speeches about Indian-white relations and treaty-making negotiations, the writings inspired Thompson to begin work on a concert-length cantata that unfolded over two decades.

“I was particularly struck by the poetic quality of Indians’ words, especially the frequent use of similes drawn from nature, and the simplicity and directness of the language,” Thompson wrote in the program notes from his May performance of the cantata with the Central Oregon Symphony.

“Several of the passages in the book sparked musical ideas, and I quickly realized that I had my subject for a choral piece that I needed to compose as part of my doctoral studies [at the University of Missouri-Kansas City].”

Over the following years, he added to the work sporadically, always intending to craft it into a full cantata. A stripped down version of the piece—a choir accompanied by two pianos and percussion—premiered in 2002 in Chicago and made its first appearance locally with the Cascade Chorale in 2003.

But the muse continued to speak to Thompson, and We Have Spoken evolved into a more complex composition for a full orchestra. That version was performed for the first time in May, with the Central Oregon Mastersingers and Central

Oregon Symphony, and Thompson has just released a recording of that live performance.

“I think the orchestra collaboration didn’t change the music, but rather finished it,” Thompson explains. “Of course, the experience of performing and directing the piece was far less intimate, and more technical, with the orchestra involved than with just a choir and two pianos, so some of the warm-fuzzy experience was lost. But on the balance, far more was gained by hearing the accompaniments come to full fruition in the orchestral sounds.”

The Central Oregon Mastersingers, a group Thompson founded in 1995, strips back down to its vocal core for a 10 Year Anniversary retrospective performance this weekend. Singers will perform their favorite pieces from over the years.

Singers’ Choice: Central Oregon Mastersingers 10 Year Anniversary 7:30 pm. Saturday, Feb. 28.

Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. $15.

New exhibit January 17 through May 31

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First Thursday Beer Tastings 4:30–8:00 pm March 5 Winter & Spring Seasonals April 2 Sessions & Imperials May 7 Sours & Belgians

Open ‘til Dark May 29, 5:00–9:00 pm Live music and beer after hours at the Museum.

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Psychic Readings

wednesday 25 Astro Lounge Rob Fincham LaVoci Free concert series featuring Rob Fincham LaVoci. 9 pm. No cover.

• Mediumship Sessions • Past-Life Regression Counselor • Psychic Development Classes

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Local favorite, mixing up a fine blend of good old blues... smokin’ hot guitar licks and gritty vocals! Join us for some great drinks, great cajun food and great music!

Noon-2 pm. No Cover.

CARLSEAVER.COM | 732-814-8576 Sessions by appointment in person, by phone, Skype or FaceTime

Level 2 Allan Byer Americana. 21+. fourth Wednesday of every month, 5:30 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Honey Don’t Playing award winning original bluegrass inspired American—features members of Colorado old-timey stalwarts Sweet Sunny South. 7 pm. Free.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke We like to try a little something different, so come and check out our Hump Day Karaoke—it’s definitely not your normal karaoke party! 8 pm.

Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom Local favorite, mixing up a fine blend of good old blues...smokin’ hot guitar licks and gritty vocals! Join us for some great drinks, great food and great music! Occasional guest musicians sit in. 7-10:30 pm. No Cover.

The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

thursday 26 Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café Jive Coulis Brews & Bands. An epic original rock band from Ashland. Their veggie oil-powered tour bus, Sharleena, has seen many states and is ready for many more miles of touring this great country. Many people have described Jive Coulis’s music as “freeing,” and “wild.”

Check out a show and you will see why. Funk, blues, and rock. 7-9 pm. Free.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Lindy Gravelle We’ve missed her and now she’s back! For the last Thursday of the month through April, you can’t miss the spunky fun music of Lindy Gravelle! Thirsty Thursday specials are on, and so’s the music! 6-9 pm. $5.

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Fade to Light: A Multidimensional Fashion Event

Now that winter is on the way out and the New Year’s workout regimens are taking effect (right?), time for new wardrobe ideas. Fresh collections from designers like Adelheid Bergin, Altar HouseLine, Primal Haunt, Stefanie Saysm Rogue Minx, and the graduating students from Portland Sewing’s Fashion Forward Program will show what to wear in 2015. Well, at least for the spring of 2015; the styles will change before summer. 8 pm. The Crystal Ballroom. $10 $40.

saturday 28 Malt Ball

Let the wine drinkers pair their beverages with cheese—give us a good beer with a good band any day. Seriously, the brewers at the Malt Ball have created specific beers to pair with specific bands, matching the taste to the style. Bands: Levon’s Helmet, Fog Father, Pinehurst Kids Talkative, Big Haunt and Blue Skies For Black Hearts, The Fourth Wall, Máscaras, Lubec and Like A Villain, EDJ (Eric D. Johnson of Fruit Bats) and Holy Grove. Breweries: Baerlic Brewing Co., Base Camp Brewing Co., Burnside Brewing Co., Claim 52 Brewing, Coalition Brewing, Ecpliptic Brewing, Fort George Brewery, Hopworks Urban Brewery, Laurelwood Brewing Co., Lompoc Brewing, McMenamins Crystal Brewery, Solera Brewery. Who’s paired with who? Only one way to find out. 2 - 7 pm and 8 pm - 1 am. The Wonder Ballroom. $15 - $25.

Ashland

friday 27—sunday 1

Oregon Shakespeare Festival

What do love and war, an ocean voyage, a craps game and an intricate con have in common?

The opening weekend of the 2015 Oregon Shakespeare Festival season! Shakespearean classics Much Ado About Nothing and Pericles fulfill the love triangle and drama quotas. Guys and Dolls brings the music and dancing, and the world premiere of Fingersmith polishes off the beginning of an epic season with a story of intrigue. Oregon Shakespeare Festival. $30 -$110.

Eugene

friday 27—sunday 1 Eugene Salsa Festival

The Eugene Salsa Festival calls for the sexiest dresses, the tightest pants and the smoothest shoes for one of the most intoxicating dance styles on the planet. Salsa performers and instructors from as close as Eugene (Salseros Dance Company) and as far away as Cuba (Wilfredo Guilbiac) will be there to inspire and teach, even for beginners with two left feet. Fri., 5 pm - 2:30 am. Sat., 8:30 am - 2:30 am. Sun., 8:30 am - 5:15 pm. Vet’s Club. $15 - $125.

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Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Local favorite, mixing up a fine blend of good old blues... smokin’ hot guitar licks and gritty vocals! Join us for some great drinks, great cajun food and great music!

Noon-2 pm. No Cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel.

7-10 pm. Free.

Kelly D’s Banquet Room Benefit Concert for Soldiers Songs & Voices Enjoy a song circle hour with Leif James, Yvonne Ramage and Jens Lovtang, and then catch a special treat with Jim Roy from Burning Moonlight. Jim will do an acoustic set with a special appearance by master blues harpist Steve Beaudry.

Families welcome with dinner and libation in the Banquet Room. 7-9 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm.

No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Kenny Blue Ray and the High Desert Hustlers Classic and progressive Blues will fill the air. Very danceable. Fourth Thursday of every month, 7:30-10:30 pm.

Primal Cuts Honey Don’t’s Bill Powers Solo Beer tasting with Bend Brewing Co., appetizer menu, live music and you! 5-7 pm. Free.

Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free.

Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Allan hosts this all original music open mic for local and traveling songwriters. 6-8 pm.

Free.; Local singer-songwriters perform original songs.

6 pm. No cover.

The Lot Back from the Dead No one plays by the rules anymore. But that’s fine. As a result, we come across a new musical portmanteau at least once a week. This week’s winner: blue-brass, a fusion of bluegrass and brass band. Think Tom Waits meets Louis Armstrong, with the lyrical sensibilities of Johnny Cash. Back from the Dead channels the greats of yesteryear to tell stories of cowboys, horses, prisons, life and death. 6 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Kung Fu The martial art of music, smart and powerful. The jam band Kung Fu will deliver its fusion of funk and jazz at Volcanic Theatre Pub. With knowledge of the genres 1970’s roots and influences of modern EDM style, Kung Fu has created one big dance party. 9:30 pm. $8 adv., $12 door.

gon’s own retro-country trio, Long Tall Eddy! 7:30 pm.

M&J Tavern Blackflowers Blacksun Packin’ the house to welcome the last bit-o-winter. That means front man, Greg, will be on hiatus with work soon.

Come shake your @$$ to the slide guitar and soulful cage blues vocals. No cover. Donations appreciated.

21 and over 9 pm.; Season ender for Blackflowers Blacksun. Come and see ‘em while you can. 9:30 pm.

Free.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Big Blue Van Rock, reggae, folk, blues, funk, acoustic and everything else in between! 8:30 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing Patrimony & All You All Local band All You All blends an array of classic and contemporary sounds into their own mix of eclectic rock n’ roll. Patrimony is a young blues, rock n’ roll and punk trio. They do not use set-lists and vow to keep each energetic performance different from the last!

21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Sisters High School Willy Porter Part of the Sisters Folk Festival Winter Series, perennial favorite Willy Porter brings back his mesmerizing and versatile guitar playing, changing up from easygoing storytelling and loose finger movements, to staccato guitar chords and aching anthems. 7 pm. Adult $20, Youth (18 & under) $10.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm.

No cover.

The Blacksmith Restaurant Honey Don’t Americana music in the bar with Colorado’s Honey Don’t.

6-8 pm. Free.

Tumalo Feed Company Burnin’ Moonlight in the Saloon Spirited bluegrass, blues and swing to go with a legendary steak dinner or salad and cocktails! Scott Foxx, Maggie Jackson and Jim Roy. 7-10:30 pm.

No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Crystal Bowersox Even if you missed American Idol you can still catch this runner-up whose genres include folk, rock, blues, and country! 8 pm. $25.

saturday 28 Astro Lounge Ultra Violent Rays Bringing their modern approach to goth pop. LA based indie, electronic duo. This is your chance to come see these guys right before they blow up! 9 pm. $5.

Bend Brewing Company Broken Down Guitars Acoustic Show Lively acoustic rock. Powerful vocals.

6:30-9 pm.

Cascade Lakes Lodge KC Flynn - Acoustic Apres Ski Tunes This longtime Bend favorite cranks out fresh takes on acoustic rock/country covers next to the cozy fire after a long day on the hill. 3-6 pm.

No cover.

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Cinnabar Lounge - Brothers Restaurant The Bad Cats Dance to live music by the Cats! 9 pm. No Cover.

Astro Lounge Strive Roots The bands infused power groove is the funky beat swirling in your hips, it’s the message of awareness and change demanding to be heard, it’s original soul with modern beats, it’s your new favorite genre of music. 10 pm. $5.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Sacrilicious Join The Dogwood Cocktail Cabin & Portland’s DJ Sacrilicious for two nights of house, hip-hop and soul. 9 pm-midnight. No cover.

Crux Fermentation Project Pauler Mark Quon. 5-8 pm. Free.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Sacrilicious Join The Dogwood Cocktail Cabin & Portland’s DJ Sacrilicious for two nights of house, hip-hop and soul. 9 pm-midnight. No cover.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Allan Byer Original Americana music from three cds, new songs and selected Bruce Cockburn covers. Also, Fondue Friday!

6-9 pm. $5.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom Local favorite, mixing up a fine blend of good old blues... smokin’ hot guitar licks and gritty vocals! Join us for some great drinks, great cajun food and great music!

12-2 pm. No Cover.

Hey Joe Coffee Bar Yvonne Ramage Acoustic solo artist (guitar/vocals), who has performed her original music both nationally and internationally. Her sound is a polished, funky-folky mix of up-beat sounds, described as a powerful expression between neo-soul, world, folk and pop. Her lyrical depth and magnetic vocals lay the smooth and inviting groundwork for her well crafted songs. The result is an evening that leaves you with bounce in your step and hope in your heart.

7-9 pm. Free.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel.

7-11 pm. Free.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Long Tall Eddy Great country & western music ala Yoakum by Central Ore-

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel.

7-11 pm. Free.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 21+. 8 pm.

No cover.

M&J Tavern Jigs & Reelz That is right. The boys are back and bringing their party gear. Dancing shoes are optional but you will regret it if you come without!

Bluesgrass with some hillbilly funk! 21+. 9 pm. No cover. Donations appreciated.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm.

No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Big Blue Van Rock, reggae, folk, blues, funk, acoustic and everything else in between! 8:30 pm.

Seven Nightclub DJ EPS & UFC 184 We’ve got the weekend party with DJ EPS! Also, UFC 184 on TV. Doors at 5 pm. Reservations: 541-760-9412. 9:45 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing Hobbs the Band For the past three years, Hobbs the Band has delivered progressive rock with blues, funk and psychedelia flavors with an IDGAF attitude. They add an electronic element and dose music lovers with filthy electric guitar Texas shred. Currently working on their debut album for Label Records, the band has brought the recording studio to their practice quarters, The Blue Keep, in Sisters. 8:30 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Joseph Balsamo Acoustic slide, country ballads, and up-tempo blues are this artist’s signature styles. 3-5 pm. Free.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm.

No cover.

The Belfry Randy McAllister Singer-songwriter who plays multiple instruments, Randy McAllister is able to take universal feelings and eloquently translate them into modern issues that are expressed in original lyrics. This soulful singer melds together the genres of blues, gospel, country and more into a high-energy performance. 8 pm. $20 adv., $25 door.

The Workhouse Blackflowers Blacksun Now you see them, now you don’t. The stripped down, sultry blues rock of Blackflowers Blacksun is a seasonal indulgence in Bend. With one of the band members fighting fires in Alaska, the group comes through town to heat things up when we need it most.

Tonight’s show will be your last chance to see the groove-masters until Halloween. Get it while you can.

8 pm. No cover.

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Astro Lounge Jason Chinchen Front man of popular local folkgrass band Juniper and Gin and inlay artist at Breedlove Guitar Co., plays songs from his catalog spanning 20 years of wanderings and wonderings.

Songs from the heart, delivered with heart. 8-10 pm.

Free.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School The Cutmen With funky soul, jazzy boogaloo horns, and attitude, local crew The Cutmen will have your rump shaking all night with their upbeat horns, keys, and pedaled-up guitar-infused music. 7 pm. Free.

Midtown Ballroom Rebelution Winter Greens Tour 2015. With special guests Gondawa. A rock, world and reggae band formed in Santa Barbara, CA. All ages show. Doors 7 pm. 8 pm. $22.50 adv.

Volcanic Theatre Pub The Sweatband Bring the groove and funk back to Central Oregon! 9 pm. $5.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

sunday 1

Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke We like to try a little something different, so come and check out our Hump Day Karaoke—it’s definitely not your normal karaoke party! 8 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Dawg House ll Acoustic Jam Session/Open Mic Come join our house band, Dawg House Rhythm Hounds & Friends, as they host our Sunday Jam Session. We have a combination of seasoned and recreational musicians coming together to share the stage. This is a much needed outlet for singer/songwriters, seasoned and amateur musicians to develop/ perform new material, improve improvisation and live performance skills or just simply socialize with others that have similar interests. 4-6 pm. Free.

Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom The ever-funky, blues-laced, down and dirty sounds of Bobby Lindstrom and his acoustic Breedlove guitar. Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. 7-10:30 pm.

No cover.

The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) Join the Dogwood for CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) a weekly DJ series featuring Bend’s hottest DJs plus drink and food specials for local service industry friends. See Facebook page for updated DJ listing. 8 pm-midnight. No cover.

Third St. Pub Up In Hell Featuring Max Cavalera from Sepultura/Soulfly’s son Richie Cavalera and his band Incite. Along with Better Left Unsaid, Spades And Blades, and local support by Thorns Of Creation and Vanquish The King. 21+. 8 pm. $6.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Open Mic Jam 5-8 pm.

No cover.

Third St. Pub Inanimate Existence Unique Leader Records artist Inanimate Existence and Mediaskare Records artists Wrvth, as part of the “Enter into Atonement Tour 2015,” will perform along with local support by Existential Depression, Season of Suffering, Death Agenda, Morbid Fascination, Thorns of Creation, Damage Overdose, Gravewitch and Neuroethic. 21+. 2 pm-midnight. $6.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Black Pussy Psychedelic rock, stoner-pop, weedgazer. Performing with In the Whale and Beerslayers. 9 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.

monday 2

Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke With DJ Chris!

7-9 pm.

tuesday 3

Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually 6 categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Bamboo Room DJ Shane Come down to the Bamboo Room (behind the Hong Kong) on 3rd street and Wilson and get your pre-funk on. Drink specials, good food, great music! 7 pm. No cover.

Hey Joe Coffee Bar Janellybean Live A music teacher and entertainer for children and their familes! Come on in with your young children for a great hour of song and music. First Tuesday of every month, 9:30-10:30 am. Free.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages.

6:30 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern Nice & Brown Pisces full moon is on the rise and these boys are ready to plug in and funk out!

Hard Chords opens this evening’s festivities, birthday party included! 21+. 9 pm. No cover. Donations or birthday presents appreciated.

Northside Bar & Grill Lori Fletcher and Deco Moon Jazz Lori Fletcher and Deco Moon Jazz bring you a relaxing evening of jazz standards and dancing. First Tuesday of every month, 6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us downtown for Rockstar Karaoke every Tuesday. We’ve also got a weekly pool tournament at the same time so you can possibly win some cash too! New menu— so stop in check it out! 8 pm.

The Blacksmith Restaurant NTT (Deb&Kev) Playing your favorites at the Blacksmith Restaurant. Come early! 6-8 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Cahalen Morrison & Country Hammer When you hear the dusty sounds of Cahalen Morrison & Country Hammer rising from the grooves of your record, you’ll know this is music built to last.

Performing with Hacksaw Tom. 9 pm. $5.

thursday 5

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Domino Room B Dolan Dolan has already established himself as a master storyteller, but this time though he presents us with a full-throttle, unabashed, boombap hip-hop record. Performing with Rubedo. 8 pm. $8 adv. online.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel.

7-10 pm. Free.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm.

No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank Their current album Number One Contender was recorded live to tape over four wintry days and nights in the north woods of Minnesota.

Teague and Ian’s New Jersey roots squarely align them with the spirit of the big-hearted underdog. The Hobo Nephews’ emerging strength, however, is the knowledge and perseverance to develop an original American sound as platform for two distinct American voices. Folk/roots. 7 pm. Free.

Northside Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Former musician with Crosby, Stills & Nash, plays classic rock and oldies. First Thursday of every month, 7:30-10:30 pm.

Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free.

Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

The Lot Doc Ryan Doc Ryan “The Blues Doctor” plays Bluesy-Folk music home grown from the soul of Western America. 6-8 pm. Free.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Fairy Bones and Don Quixote A new wave, rock band based out of Phoenix, AZ. Formed in January 2013, the four piece consists of Chelsey Louise, Robert Ciuca, Ben Foos, and Matthew Foos. $5.

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Music Billy Strings & Don Julin Incendiary American roots duo taps into the vein of the earliest bluegrass music, back when bluegrass was a rough-and-tumble art form pouring out of the Appalachian mountains, made with great virtuosity and huge attitude. With just two instruments (guitar and mandolin) and one voice, this duo has been tearing up stages across America and generating huge buzz based on their intense live shows. March 5, 7pm. String Theory Music, 1291 NW Wall Street. 541-678-0257. $20, reservations requested (space limited).

Best Venue for live music, dancing, food and libations

Canaan Canaan with Matthew Humiston Japanese singer/songwriter Canaan Canaan will sing in both Japanese and English and plays guitar accompanied by a drummer, Matthew Humiston. Feb. 25, noon1pm. Central Oregon Community College, 2600 NW College Way. 541-383-7592. Free.

Live Music 5 Days a Week Thu 2/26

K en n y B lu e R a y and t he H ig h D e s e r t H ust ler s

every year since we opened!

(Blues Night)

7:30 to 10:30 Fri 2/27

B i g B l u e Va n 8:30 to 12

Community Orchestra of Central Oregon Rehearsals The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary and there are monthly dues. For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Tuesdays, 6:45-9pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way.

Sat 2/28

B i g B l u e Va n 8:30 to 12 Mon 3/2

Karaoke with DJ Chris 7 to 9

Tue 3/3

Lori Fletcher Deco Moon Jazz 6 to 9

Wed 3/4

A co u s t i c O p e n Mic w it h D e r e k M ic h a e l Mar c

6 to 9 Saturday and Sunday Breakfast

62860 Boyd Acres Rd in Bend (541) 383-0889 www.NorthsideBarFun.com

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Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band is a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. First Wednesday of every month. City of Bend Fire Department West Station, 1212 SW Simpson Ave. 541-633-3225. Free.

541.385.RIBS 2670 N Hwy 20 Near Safeway

Redmond:

950 SW Veteran’s Hwy Near Fred Meyer

541.923.BBQ1 www.baldysbbq.com

In the Mood Whether you were alive in the 1940s or you just wish you were, the String of Pearl Big Band Orchestra’s production of In The Mood recreates the energy and charm of a bygone era. A time when lovers were more likely to meet Lindy Hopping than getting low on the dance floor, and pop songs were upbeat and mostly PG. Old-timey, wholesome goodness. March 2, 3 and 7:30pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $35-$59.

Dance Adult Jazz Dance Class Love to dance? Join the Jazz Dance Collective for adult intermediate jazz dance class. Styles include Broadway, lyrical, Latin, and contemporary. May have opportunity to perform with JDC. JDC is part of Bend Dance Project, a nonprofit organization that promotes dance in Bend. Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th Street, Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10 drop-in donation (first class free).

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica Beginning Tango class 6:30 to 7:30 pm followed by two hours of Tango practice from 7:30 to 9:30 pm. Elegant, sensual, and romantic—the most passionate and intimate Latin dance. Practica offers lessons and practice, and individualized attention for beginners with a friendly atmosphere and supportive environment. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Bachata Dance Classes This Bachata dance class is beginner friendly, focusing on the fundamentals of the dance. Bachata is perfect for first comers to Latin dancing with very easy to learn basic steps. First Monday of every month, 6:30-7:30pm. Dance Surge Studio, 63220 O.B. Riley Rd. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Central Oregon Dance Showcase It is as likely that a troupe will show off a rollicking traditional Irish jig as another group will pop-and-lock a hip-hop number as the Central Oregon dance showcase. A fun and talented—and incredibly varied—collection of belly, tap, tradition, you know it dance. Feb. 27, 7pm.

Summit High School, 2855 NW Clearwater Dr. $14 adv., $18 door.

Conscious Ecstatic Dance Dance your own dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Celebrate the joy of free-form, expressive dance. Discover the power of movement for alchemical personal transformation. Dancing Free is the best practice for healing and liberating your body, mind and spirit. Sponsored by PULSE: The Alchemy of Movement. Wednesdays, 7-8:30pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. 360-870-6093. $10.

Foxtrot All Levels 4-Week Course A fun smooth dance to classic music by Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Michael Buble, just to name a few. At the bronze level, it can easily be mixed with East Coast Swing, and moves around the floor with a walking-throughthe-park kind of feel. It is a great dance to learn as a beginner and there will be technique to be learned for those who are more experienced, to take your dance to the next level. The practice dance at 7:30 is included in the course! March 4, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541-2336490. $50.

Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns.

We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm.

Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

Latin Wednesdays Come meet a group of welcoming Latin dance enthusiasts. Starting with a Latin dance lesson (salsa, bachata, cha cha cha and merengue, alternating every week). Followed by social dancing to fun energetic Latin rhythms. Come learn some new steps and dance or just watch and enjoy. The place to get your mid-week Latin Dance and Music fix!

Wednesdays, 7:30-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-325-6676. $5.

Learn to Dance - Private Lessons Want to learn to dance in a comfortable, private setting? I’m here to help! You can learn a specific dance like Salsa or Swing, or just how to be comfortable on the dance floor. Two left feet are perfectly acceptable! Ongoing, 3-10pm. Victoria’s Studio, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541-213-7127. $45/hour.

Night Club Two Step Intermediate 4-Week Course A very versatile dance that can be danced to many different styles and speeds of music. This class is meant for students who already have learned the basic steps, underarm turns and rotations. We will introduce some fun new patterns as well as introduce sway into your dance movement. Practice Dance at 7:30 is included in the course! March 2, 6:30-7:30pm.

Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541233-6490. $50.

The Notables Swing Dance Join us for the Sunday Afternoon Dance with The Notables Swing Band.

Dance from 2-4pm. Light refreshments served. First Sunday of every month, 2pm. Bend Senior Center, 1600 SE Reed Market Rd. 541-388-1133. $5 per person.

Plaid Dance Beginning with a free introductory dance lesson on Foxtrot and Cha Cha, followed by a twohour dance. We play music for most ballroom, latin and swing dances. No partner necessary! Wear plaid for a discounted entry! Feb. 28, 6-9pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541-233-6490. $10 per person, $8 wearing plaid.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd.

First class is free, future classes are $5.

Waltz 4-Week Group Course For students who have already learned the basic box and progressive movements. We will introduce rise and fall as well as some fun variations to get you turning down the dance floor!

Practice dance at 7:30 pm is included in this course.

March 3, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541-233-6490. $50.

West African Dance Class Every class taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7pm.

Victor Performing Arts, 2700 N. E 4th St. Suite 210, 4th Street & Butler Market Road. 818-636-2465. $10 drop in.

Local Arts 4th Art Stroll—Hood Avenue Art Singer/songwriter, Anastacia Armstrong performs at gallery reception to celebrate the opening of Gallery Artists Group Exhibit at Hood Avenue Art gallery in Sisters. See art by over 15 Central Oregon Artists and enjoy Anastacia’s music which “speaks and sings directly to the soul.”

Feb. 27, 4-7pm. Downtown Sisters, Hood Avenue. 541719-1800. Free, open to the public.

Art Academy for Children: Homeschool Thursdays This 16-week, in-depth sequential art class is for those students who would like to develop basic and intermediate skills in many mediums of art-making. From drawing to painting and from sculpture to pottery, students will build their art literacy by applying the elements and principles of design. This course will guide students through art history, projects, critiques and portfolio creation. Emphasis will always be on the artist having fun through expressing their ideas and works. Thursdays, 1-3pm. Through May 28. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $272. Non-member: $320.

Last Saturday at The Workhouse Alisha Vernon, of Lumin Art Studios will be our featured artist. She was recently featured in Cascades A&E. We are very excited to have Alisha exhibit her work and hope to see this as the beginning of a deeper relationship with another area studio. The show will consists of original

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KIDS EVENTS Animal Adventures Ages 3+ Live animals, stories & crafts with High Desert Museum. Space is limited.

Wed, March 4, 1-2pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free.

Art Academy for Children Art class is for those students who would like to develop basic and intermediate skills in many mediums of art-making. Students will build their art literacy by applying the elements and principles of design. Emphasis will always be on the artist having fun through expressing their ideas and works. Mondays, 1-3 or 4-6pm, through June 1.

Tuesdays, 4-6 pm, through May 19. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $272, Non-member: $320.

Backpack Explorers: Winter Greens Which plants are still green in the winter? Do you know why they’re still green? Learn the names and smells of these trees and see how they handle cold winters. Preschoolers ages 3-5 engage their senses on an adventure created just for them and an adult chaperone. Go on a backpack journey throughout the Museum, observe nature, animals, science, and create art. Feb. 25, 9:3010:30am and Feb. 26, 9:30-10:30am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Museum members: $10, Non-members: $15.

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Celebrate Black History In celebration of Black History Month, join us for Storytime and activities featuring two notable figures with the titles I Am Rosa Parks and I Am Jackie Robinson. Feb. 28, 11am. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. 541-318-7242. Free.

BEND COMEDY PRESENTS “LAST COMIC STANDING” COMEDIAN LANG PARKER AT THE SUMMIT SALOON & STAGE, 2/28 paintings on canvas as well as signed prints. Feb. 28.

The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. The Typewriter Returns! A6 presents typewriter-themed prints by Carol Wax and Ben Rosenberg and invites the public to type six-word stories on typewriters in the gallery. Mondays-Fridays and Saturdays.

Through Feb. 28. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. Free.

Presentations Central Oregon PubTalk Produced by Economic Development for Central Oregon (EDCO), Central Oregon PubTalk celebrates the spirit of entrepreneurship in Central Oregon and provides a unique forum where business leaders, investors, entrepreneurs, and advisers can network. Each month a different speaker and at least two pitches from local companies. Thurs, Feb. 26, 5-7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. 541-388-3236. $20 EDCO & OEN members.

Cheers to Art! A6 hosts a monthly art appreciation night that blends books, presentations, local libations, and occasional surprise like live music, cinema, and theatre, for a lively look at great artists and art movements in history. Every third Wednesday, 7-8:30pm.

A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. $10 suggested donation.

Connecting to Crossed Over Loved Ones Join me for this special gallery event, as I bring forth messages and connections of love and hope from your crossed over loved ones in spirit. This event can provide healing, offer confirmation that there is an afterlife, and that the soul lives on after leaving the physical body. Attending this event does not guarantee that you will receive a message or a connection from the other side. However, messages and connections often relate to many people in attendance. You may pre-pay to secure your seat. Please bring your emailed receipt, as it will serve to guarantee your seat. Feb. 28, 7-8:30pm. The Lotus Building, 300 SE Reed Market.

732-814-8576. $20.

Author John Marzluff A talk and slideshow based on the authors new book Welcome to Subirdia. This event will be great fun if you are a nature lover or birdwatcher. John Marzluff, a naturalist and writer, will show us how wildlife has adapted to urban and suburban areas, often in surprising ways. This will be a great event for the whole family. Feb. 26, 5-6:30pm.

Paulina Springs Books-Redmond, 422 SW Sixth St. 541-526-1491. $5.

Know Africa: Story Safari Professional and DPLS Youth Services Manager, storyteller Heather McNeil visited Kenya in order to listen to traditional stories told by 12 of the over 40 different ethnic groups. She sat inside huts, around campfires, and in corn fields to hear stories of tricksters, slave trade and the animals of the savannah. She will describe how she put the Story Safari together, share the successes and challenges of her adventure, and tell one of the stories.

Copies of her book, Hyena and the Moon: Stories to Tell from Kenya, will be available for sale. March 5, 6-7pm.

East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541312-1032. Free.

Clay Bakery Create artwork that looks good enough to eat! In the style of Wayne Thiebaud, students will cook-up some colorful clay goodies that can be used as containers, dishes, or just decoration. From triple layer cakes to cupcakes with sprinkles, practicing clay construction and glazing techniques is the cherry on top! Ages 5-12. March 4, 2:30-4:30pm. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. Member, $46.75.

Non-member, $55.

East Bend Animal Adventures Ages 3+ Live animals, stories & crafts with High Desert Museum.

Space is limited. Tues, March 3, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

LEGO® Universe East Bend family block party. Start with a little inspiration and build away! All ages. Wed, Feb. 25, 2:30-4pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3760. Free.

Fiesta de Pijamas Ages 0-5: Pajama Party evening storytime in Spanish. Tues, March 3, 6:45pm.

Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1050. Free.

La Pine Animal Adventures Ages 3+. Live animals, stories & crafts with High Desert Museum. Tues, March 3, 11:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1090. Free.

La Pine Teen Territory Strategy games, crafts, Wii

and more! Ages 12-17. Wed, Feb. 25, 1pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1090. Free.

MoMuLa: Movement Music Laughter Music for kids 3-7 year olds to inspire movement and laughter performed and guided by two mamas with ukuleles and a trumpet. Parents might enjoy Sunny’s healthy drinks snacks while kids enjoy music. 5-7 year olds can be dropped off for the hour while parent relax.

Tuesdays, 3:30-4:30pm. Through March 10. Sunny Yoga Kitchen, 2748 NW Crossing Dr. 541-977-2665. $10 drop-in, $5 for siblings. $50 for all 6, $45 for siblings.

Parent/Child Music & Movement The Learning Groove with Ms. April. Children sing, dance, play instruments, shake eggs, beat drums, call and respond, clap, tap, laugh, skip, jump, pretend, and learn along with their parent/caregiver! Come try a class already in session. Space available. Fridays, 10:30-11:15am.

Through March 20. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE 8th St. 541-508-8856. $175 for 10 weeks (prorated if you join in session). Includes the CD Rockin’ Red. Read Across America A special event celebrating Read Across America Day. Participate in storytime and activities featuring Dr. Seuss favorites Oh, The Places You’ll Go!, The Cat in the Hat, and Green Eggs and Ham. March 2, 7-8pm. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. 541-318-7242. Free.

Redmond Animal Adventures Ages 3+. Live animals, stories & crafts with High Desert Museum.

Space is limited. Mon, March 2, 10am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond.

541-312-1050. Free.

Redmond Pajama Party Ages 0-5: Evening storytime with songs, rhymes & crafts. Wear your PJs! Tues, March 3, 6pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1050. Free.

Rockie Tales Puppet Show Ages 3-5. Learn about the world through puppets and stories. Tues, March 3, 1:30pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free.

STEAM Team: Game Day Strategy games, Wii and more. Ages 9+. Feb. 28, 2:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3760. Free.

Sunriver Teen Territory Ages 12-17. Strategy games, crafts, Wii & more! Wed, March 4, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-312-1080.

Free.

Together For Children Parenting Group Parent education, support and FUN for families with children under 4 years old. We meet weekly for two hours with an hour of playtime and an hour of separate parenting group. Parents can enroll after the start of the term and cost will prorated. Mondays, 9:30-11:30am.

Through March 16. Summit High School, 2855 NW Clearwater Dr. 541-410-8110. $150 for 10 weeks, prorated for later starts.

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Mind the Gaps How Gender Shapes Our Lives—Part of the Central Oregon Community College Multicultural Center Season of Nonviolence. Jade Aguilar, Assistant Professor of Sociology and Women’s and Gender Studies at Willamette University, will lead participants in a conversation about how, from the moment we are born, gender shapes every aspect of our lives. Aguilar will guide the audience in a discussion about these questions and examine ways of finding meaning within gender gaps. March 2, 6:30-8pm. COCC Campus Center - Wille Hall, 2600 College Way. Circle Gathering Join our spiritual family for a time of giving thanks, sharing, rejoicing in each other’s joys, sharing love, hope, peace, joy, and the flow of life with each other. Share if you want, or just soak it all in. It is an extremely loving and healing atmosphere. Followed by a Potluck at 6:30 pm. All are welcomed. March 1, 5:15-6:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. Tall Tales, Fish Stories, & the Magic of Words: The Anthropology of Myth All cultures make meaning out of the world around them by weaving together stories, experiences, and metaphors in complex ways.

In a world that is inherently mysterious and infinite, myths are one way human cultures make sense out of the unknown and unknowable. With cultural anthropologists Amy Harper and Elizabeth Marino as your guides, you’ll learn how anthropologists conceive of myth across the highly varied stories created by different cultures. We’ll explore a handful of specific myths that are told and retold in particular circumstances to pass on knowledge, to explain the world around us, and to highlight cultural values. Feb. 28, 11am-noon. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-312-1034. Free.

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MOVING UP THE WEST COAST ON THEIR WINTER GREENS TOUR 2015, REGGAE BAND REBELUTION WILL PLAY AT MIDTOWN BALLROOM, 3/4.

Welcome to Subirdia In his new book Welcome to Subirdia, John Marzluff reveals that our suburbs and city parks are often remarkably rich in bird diversity— holding more species than either wilderness areas or urban centers. In fact, suburbs may play a key role in preventing loss of species in the face of the dramatic disruptions of climate change and other human impacts. Feb. 25, 6:30pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97.

Theater All Aspects Teen Theatre Workshop Salute to Baseball! Scenes, monologues, songs and multi-media presentation presented by students. Session meetings on Sundays. Performance dates April 3-5. Sun, March 1, 1-4pm. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Avenue. 541-389-0803. Free.

Auditions: Hot Spot in Pompeii Auditions for new comedy by Suzan Noyes. Cast requirements: Two men in their 50s, One man in his 40s, three men in their 20s, two women in their 40s, two women in their 20s. Bring headshot and bio if available, and contact information. See Facebook public group page: Hot Spot in Pompeii for synopsis and character descriptions.

Questions: art@suzannoyesart.com. March 2, 7-9pm and March 3, 7-9pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. 541-312-9626.

Bend Comedy: Alex Elkin Alex’s comedy career began in the clubs of Hollywood before he was old enough to be allowed in the front door. From bars and one-nighters to headlining shows in Las Vegas, Alex is earning his reputation in the comedy world as the comic that brings his A-game to every performance!

Alex has been seen on Comedy Central, E!’s “The Simple Life” Season 5, TNT’s “Leverage,” and NBC’s “Grimm.” Feb. 26, 8-10:30pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 Oregon Ave. 541-419-0111. $8 adv., $10 door.

Benjie Wright & Lang Parker Benjie emceed the first season of Nashville Star’s field talent search on TBS, and was featured on Fox’s “Hole In The Wall” and TNT’s “Leverage.” Lang’s credits include: “Beverly Hills 90210,” “The Ellen Degeneres Show,” 40+ national and international commercials, as well as dozens of movie and TV roles. Lang won California’s Funniest Female Contest and is compared to Jane Lynch, and consistently draws parallels with the “Roseanne” star Laurie Metcalf. Feb. 28, 8-9:30pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 Oregon Ave. 541-419-0111. $8 adv., $10 door.

Nelson Illusions Nelson Illusions is a one-of-a-kind theatrical spectacle that combines rare and original illusions from around the world with award-winning, jaw-dropping magic. Recommended for ages 9 and up. March 4, 6pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Children, $15. Adults, $25.

StandUp Comedy Bend Comedy presents Bend’s most talented comedians in the best comedy showcase in Central Oregon. Age 18+. Feb. 25, 8-9:30pm.

Cabin 22, 25 SW Century Dr. 541-419-0111. Free.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? As a child, “Baby Jane” Hudson was the toast of vaudeville. As an adult, however, Baby Jane was overshadowed by her more talented sister Blanche, who became a top movie star. Then, one night in the early 1930s, came The Accident, which crippled Blanche for life and which was blamed on a drunken, jealous Jane. Come and find out what happened to Baby Jane. Champagne Reception opening night (2/27), 6:30 - 7:30 pm. Fri, Feb. 27, 7:30pm, Sat, Feb. 28, 7:30pm, Sun, March 1, 3pm and Thurs, March 5, 7:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $19 Adults, $16 Student/Seniors.

Words Wes Hervey Author talk and live music with Wes Hervey, a retired University of Oregon professor, who reads his self-published book, Spindrift with live acoustic guitar and hand drums performed by Canaan Canaan with Matthew Humiston Feb. 26, 11:30am12:30pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. 541-548-6325. Free.

How to Get a Child Ready to Read A workshop that presents the skills a child needs to be ready to read, and activities a care provider can do to grow those skills. Registration is required. Register online at www. deschuteslibrary.org or by calling 541-617-7099.

March 3, 6:30-8pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7099. Free.

Overcoming Our Racisim: Reading Group According to Gallup, Americans are more concerned about race now than they’ve been since the Rodney King beating almost 25 years ago. Locally, groups are forming to discuss Derald Wing Sue’s book Overcoming Our Racism: The Journey to Liberation at sites across the region. Contact Karen Roth at kroth1@cocc.edu to register. Wednesdays, noon-1pm. Through Feb. 25.

COCC’s Campus Center, 2600 NW College Way. Free

Call For Volunteers Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Susie at 541-526-1380.

Mondays-Fridays. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Road. 541-526-1380.

Tech Expert for Short-Term Sharepoint Project Heart of Oregon Corps is seeking a Microsoft Share-

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Point savvy individual who would be willing to volunteer their time to help us set up, utilize and maintain a SharePoint Team Site. The agency is spread across five separate sites in Central Oregon and is rapidly growing in numbers. As we grow we must become more efficient for simple tasks such as sharing and updating our cross-agency calendar, collaborating on important documents and general communication across our programs and sites. This will allow the staff more time to focus on our mission and the youth we serve. Mondays-Fridays, 8am-3pm. Heart of Oregon Corps, PO Box 279. 541-633-7834.

How You Can Help Community Cats First Tuesday of every month, 6pm. Bend Spay & Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. 541-617-1010.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening.

Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details and information on the application process. Mondays-Fridays.

Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated from apparel to electronics.

Share your knowledge and get a great workout too!

The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the operations of our high save shelter and our volunteers at the thrift store contribute directly to the care of our animals by making sure that all of our donations are processed and ready to purchase. Mondays-Sundays, 9am. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

Classes ‘Fix-it, Don’t Throw it!’ Bicycle Mechanic Clinic Learn tips and tricks from professional bike mechanics for free! When your bike is acting up it can frustrate you so much that you just want to throw it off a cliff!

Don’t throw it, just come see us Thursdays at 7pm!

Eric (owner) will be here to share some of the tips, tricks, and secrets he has learned from over 20 years of experience. Covering everything from derailleur adjustments to tire changes (even without a spare tube) and more. Come on down, belly up to the bar, have a free beer, and talk about bikes! Thursdays, 7-8pm. Bend Cyclery, 133 SW Century Dr. Suite 202.

541-385-5256. Free.

The Abraham Inspiration Group We will continue our journey through Abraham’s new DVD series “Laying New Pipe.” Our open discussion allows us to share how the art of allowing and law of attraction work through us and those in our circle. We invite you to reawaken to that wholeness which is you. Feb. 28, 5-8pm. Rosie Bareis Campus, 1010 NW 14th St.

541-389-4523. Donation basis with funds supporting children, animals, and the land.

Alseny Yansane’s Dance Workshop African dance class. There are also two African drum workshops this day. This is a rare opportunity to learn from this African master, Alseny Yansane, who is visiting Bend.

March 1, noon-1:30pm. Victor Performing Arts, 2700 N. E 4th St. Suite 210, 4th Street & Butler Market Road. 541-232-5471. Drop-ins welcome, $15 per workshop. Two workshops, $28. Three workshops, $26.

Alseny Yansane’s Drum Workshop Two African drum classes. Both classes in the studio in the alleyway behind 155 NW Hawthorne (enter alleyway from Harriman Street). There is also an African dance class workshop this day. This is a rare opportunity to learn from this african master, Alseny Yansane, who is visiting Bend. March 1, 3:30-5 and 5-6:30pm. Dave Visiko’s Drum Studio, enter studio behind 155 NW Hawthorne. 541-232-5471. Drop-ins welcome, $15 per workshop. Two workshops, $28. Three workshops, $26.

Bachelor Beauts Square Dance Lessons Come learn how to square dance right here in Central Oregon. The Bachelor Beauts Square Dance Club of Bend offers square dance lessons starting Jan. 8. We welcome new dancers and previous dancers wanting refresher lessons. The lessons instructor is longtime caller Ron Bliven. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Through April 9. Pine Forest Grange Hall, 63214 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-617-8589. $5 per lesson.

Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance salsa in a friendly group class setting. This class focuses on the fundamentals of the dance making it ideal for first timers and those looking to add a solid foundation to their exciting salsa dance skills. Progressive four-class series starting on the first Thursday of each month.

Drop-ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm.

Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Beginning Silver Metal Clay Silver metal clay (also known as precious metal clay) is an amazing material that can be worked like clay. As it is fired the binder burns out and leaves behind pure silver.Through this hands-on class you will gain understanding of the process of creating a silver clay object from beginning to finish. Working with basic techniques students will explore the possible applications of silver clay while creating their own pendants that can be worn straight out of class. Feb. 26, 5:30-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. #6. 503-853-9662. $115.

Buddhist Chant We chant Buddhist scripture, The Heart Sutra in Japanese, and discuss about the meaning of the words. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Through April 29. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-383-5031. $10.

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The Belfry Presents

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MUSICAL FORCE BILLY STRINGS AND DON JULIN BRING A BLUEGRASS ROOTS PERFORMANCE TO STRING THEORY MUSIC, 3/5.

Business Start-Up class in March Do you have a great idea that you think could be a successful business, but just don’t know how to get started? Cover the basics in this two-hour class and decide if running a business is for you. March 4, 6-8pm. COCC Chandler Lab, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $29.

Communicating for Life Would you like to transform your way of communicating with others? Join us for this life changing workshop series. Week 2: Four steps/tools to create compassion. March 3, 6-7:30pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Drive, Suite 203. Suggested donation: $80.

No one is turned away for limited funds.

Compassionate Couples This half-day workshop is open to all couples; whether dating, married, or cohabitating, including all sexual orientations. Topics include: How to reach beyond criticism, judgment, and blame to uncover deeper human needs. How to express yourself fully and honestly. How to listen deeply to your partner, and connect in a way so that he/she feels heard and understood. How to find practical, peaceful solutions to resolve conflict and disagreement without compromising your needs. Register: compassionatecenter.org. Please bring a brown bag lunch. Feb. 28, 10am-2pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Drive, Suite 203. 541-7887331. Donations accepted: $50 per couple. No one will be turned away for lack of funds.

Connecting to the Divine We often read, hear, or even say, “We’re all one,” or “We’re all connected.”

But how often do we experience oneness or connection with all? Learn how accessible and how joyous our experience of connection with nature actually is.

Nature has gifts of guidance, support and healing that are available to us. In the awareness of our connection, we feel known and loved, and begin to view aspects of Nature as our relatives. Weather worker Sherry Morgan will assist you in improving your sense of guidance and share simple tools that will support your connection. Bring notebook and pen. March 5, 6:30-9pm. Sacred Fire Community Hearth, 2801 N.E. Lapointe Court. 541-241-6056. Suggestion donation: $30.

Don Julin Mandolin Workshop Don Julin has carved out a lengthy career at the forefront of acoustic mandolin music. Don’s hope is that by sharing some of his experiences he has learned by playing over 30 years, that you may be able to avoid some common mistakes all musical learners make. Don plays and teaches mostly traditional American music styles

HOURS: Mon - Sat 9a - 9p Sun 10a - 7p PH: 541-318-2977

such as blues, jazz, country, bluegrass and rock. This workshop is open to all ability levels and musical tastes. March 5, 3-5pm. String Theory Music, 1291 NW Wall Street. 541-678-0257. $40. Reservations requested (space limited).

German Conversation Group New group with a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm.

In Sisters, various locations. 541-595-0318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students.

Half Marathon Training Group Train for a half marathon with FootZone! Learn about good form, nutrition, and hydration, and meet great folks while you add miles safely. Feb. 28, 8-10am. FootZone, 842 NWall St. 541-317-3568. $75.

IntenSati: Mind-Body Fitness Cardio Come experience a high energy workout which combines movement, music, and mindfulness. Whatever your current fitness level, this is about appreciating what you can do today! The positive declarations help you to re-pattern your thought process and upgrade your self-image. Saturdays, 11:30am-12:30pm and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 10:30am-11:30pm. Through March 31. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th Street, Suite 140. Free for first timers.

Japanese Group Lesson We offer lessons for beginners and advanced students. Wednesdays, 5-6pm.

Through April 29. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. $10, +$5 one time material fee.

Relaxation Class Managing stress is the key to staying healthy and it has been proven that certain relaxation techniques help reduce stress. Relaxation techniques can also lower blood pressure, improve sleep and reduce pain, among other things. You owe it to yourself to take time to relax! A relaxation class at Move Pilates will be offered on the last Wednesday of every month. Space is limited, so please register. Last Wednesday of every month, 2:15pm. Move Pilates Studio, 706 Southwest Industrial Way. 541-241-2234. $15.

Scrap Metal Jewelry Making Recycle in style! Turn junk to gems with artist Marianne Prodehl. Explore the endless possibilities of repurposing scrap metal by learning techniques of cutting, sculpting and refining metal from silver and brass trays, recycled copper and copper electrical wire, old necklaces and a plethora of other found objects. Before you leave class you will have a pair of one-of-a-kind earrings that you have made! Supplies included and no experience necessary! Feb. 26, 6-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St.

#6. 347-564-9080. $60.

Open Gym Come play with us! Bring your aerial skills, acro ninja moves, juggling clubs, hoops and more!

We have lots of props to use, tumbling mats and aerial equipment (experienced only) to play with and on. Mondays, 7:30pm. Bend Circus Center, 911 SE Armour. $5.

Spring Ski Tuning Clinic In the second installment of ski maintenance, Troy will be through the beginning to edge process of keeping a ski sharpened for all of your skiing needs. You paid good money for your skis, why not learn how to keep them running the best that they can! March 4, 6pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks.

Toning Meditation Led by Matt Lauziere LMT, toning is the creation of extended vocal sounds on a single vowel in order to experience the sound and its effects in the body. Through continued practice, it helps to make space in the consciousness for new insights and expanded perceptual capacity. Mondays, 7-8pm.

Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. $5 suggested donation.

West African Drum Class David Visiko teaches rhythms from Guinea, Mali and Cote’ de Ivory.

Sundays, 3:30-5pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne (behind address). $15 per class.

Yoga 5-Week Intro Course Taught by Bonnie Walker, for beginning yoga students or anyone who wants to resume their practice. Basic standing poses, seated poses, simple twists, breathing instruction, posture correction and the art of relaxation. March 4-April 1.

Pre-registration appreciated. Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm.

Through April 1. Iyengar Yoga of Bend, 660 NE Third St. Suite 5. 541-318-1186. $65.

Events Adidas Ultra Boost Launch Party Adidas is launching the Ultra BOOST exclusively at Fleet Feet Bend on Galveston! Our Adidas Rep will be here with demos of their most technically advanced running shoe yet; with 20 percent more energy capsules, the Ultra BOOST has the highest energy return in any shoe to date! This event also launches Fleet Feet’s “Run This Town” spring training programs sponsored by Adidas.

It’s not too late to sign up for our 5K, 10K and Half Marathon coach-led training programs. March 2, 6-8pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free.

Angel Circle With Maura Bertotti, Angel Channeler and Medium, whose private practice is in Belmar, New Jersey. No experience is necessary and all denominations are welcome. This is a great time to experience something new! Come gain insight and wisdom and learn some basic ways to connect with the Angels.

Participation is voluntary, so you can just listen, or you can join in and share. You will all receive an overall feeling of renewal, connection, laughter and community. Feb. 26, 7-8:30pm. The Lotus Building, 300 SE Reed Market. 732-814-8576. $10.

Central Oregon Sportsmen’s Show Discover cutting-edge sporting and outdoor equipment, learn exciting and innovative techniques, and to meet the industry’s most renowned experts—all in one place.

Now in its 16th year, this lively tradition provides a unique opportunity to prepare for outdoor adventure, offering everything from the latest watercraft and fishing boats to tent trailers and motorhomes! Thurs, March 5, noon-8pm. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. Adult $10, Juniors (6-16) $5, under 5 free. Two day pass $15.

Chinese New Year The Year of the Sheep ushers in 12 months of creativity and sensitivity.

With mask making and a tea party, this celebration is tradition; and with costumes and dancing, it also doesn’t take itself too seriously. Feb. 28, 2-5:30pm.

Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $12 adults, $10 students/seniors.

Community Bingo Open to the Public. Concessions available. Fourth and Fourth Saturday of every month, noon-4pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. $15 Bingo packets.

Community Healing Night Intuitive readings, energetic healing, and bodywork in exchange for canned and dry foods in support of Neighbor Impact food bank. First Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-389-1159.

Deadly By Nature: Poison and Venom In our new exhibit you’ll get a live, close-up look at some of the world’s deadliest creatures, including some you would never expect. Join us for a walk through evolutionary time as we explore the adaptations of venomous animals including the long-spined sea urchin and the rear-fanged, ornate, flying snake. Exhibit open Mondays, through June 29. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Free with museum admission.

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Deschutes Search and Rescue Fundraiser If you ever find yourself on the wrong side of an avalanche, you’ll be relying on the quick wits, strong muscles and sturdy gear of Deschutes Search and Rescue. But all that fancy equipment in training ain’t cheap. Help them help you at their inaugural fundraiser, featuring local eats, a petting zoo and other outdoor activities. Feb. 28, noon-4pm. Troy Field, NW Bond St. and Lousiana Ave.

Providing private, compassionate euthanasia services for your cats & dogs in the privacy of your pet's home.

Desert Sky Montessori Charter Parent Education Night Come learn more about the Montessori Method and the soon to come Montessori Charter schools that plan to open in 2016! Charter=Free Montessori Education For All! Feb. 26, 5:30-7:30pm. Spectrum Office Building, 354 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-2138682. Free.

Dharma Teachings Learn how to stay positive and increase your happiness. Teachings and potluck. March 1, 4-6pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Drive, Suite 203. Free.

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Messages and Connections from the Other Side Join me, Carl Seaver, for this event, as I bring forth messages and connections of love and hope from your crossed over loved ones in spirit. Mediumship gallery events have a beautiful way of touching each and every soul who attends, as it is an uplifting and healing spiritual experience. Messages and connections will often relate to many people in attendance. You can pre-pay to secure your seat by registering online.

Please bring your emailed receipt. Feb. 28, 7-8:30pm.

The Lotus Building, 300 SE Reed Market. 732-8148576. $20.

A Fair Shot for All Community Forum With long-standing inequalities blocking real opportunities, and a growing gap between the wealthy and working families, we need policies that fix our broken economy and give us all a fair shot. Join several local groups for a conversation on fixing the outdated, broken rules that shape our work, wages and planning for the future by calling for laws to raise wages, require paid sick leave, build retirement security, end profiling and end hiring discrimination based on previous arrests and convictions. Hear from experts on the issues and local workers struggling under our current system.

Sponsor: Central Oregon Social Justice Center. Feb. 26, 6-8pm. First Presbyterian Church, 230 NE 9th St. 503-951-8409. Free.

February PubTalk Keynote speaker is Lauren Wallace of Wallace Tech/Law. Company pitches from Jennifer Clifton of Lava Love, Garrett Loveall of July Nine, and Julia Junkin of JuJu. Feb. 26, 5-7:30pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. 541-3883236. $20 Members, $30 Non-members.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281. Mondays, 6-9pm.

Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

Last Saturday at The Old Iron Works An amalgamation of creative intention, Armature, Cinder Cone, Stuarts of Bend and The Workhouse, are all open late with music, eats, drinks and art for everyone. This summer, the Workhouse has taken up teaching arts classes like recycled scrap metal reworking and art business pitching only widening the variety of mediums that show themselves in the creative spaces. Last Saturday of every month, 6pm. The Old Iron Works, 50 SE Scott St. Free.

First Thursday Luncheon The LWV of Deschutes County “First Thursday Luncheon” topic is “Children at Risk in Deschutes County.” The speaker is Hillary Saraceno, the Early Learning Development Manager at Deschutes County Health Services. March 5, 11am1pm. Black Bear Diner, 1465 NE Third St. 541-3822660. Free.

Newberry Geothermal Project Update Scientists and engineers with AltaRock Energy created the world’s largest Engineered Geothermal System (EGS) at the Newberry volcano last year, and have plans to complete that system by drilling a production well this summer. Learn about this exciting green energy source and get your questions answered about the local benefits and impacts of the project on our economy and ecology. The Newberry project is also a leading candidate to be the site of the new National Geothermal Test Lab funded by the Department of Energy. We will discuss the huge upside of EGS as a renewable energy source. March 2, 6-8pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 619-925-8191. Free.

Pizza Fundraiser Join us for a Base Camp Pizza Fundraiser supporting Mustangs to the Rescue. Visit our website: MustangsToTheRescue.org to download and print the required flyer and give it to Base Camp Pizza, when you order and 50 percent of your food order purchase will benefit Mustangs to the Rescue!

Important—Be sure to download and print the flyer so that the money is donated to Mustangs to the Rescue.

First Sunday of every month. Base Camp Pizza, 8060 11th Street. 541-330-8943.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us every Tuesday for our Cash Cup Pool Tournament. Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! Grab some food from

SISTERS’ OWN POST-INDUSTRIAL BLUES-ROCK GROUP HOBBS THE BAND PERFORMS AT SILVER MOON BREWERY, 2/28, WITH NO COVER. our new menu and stay and have some fun. We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night! Sign-ups by 8pm. $5 buy-in, double-elimination, APA rules (if you’re curious, just ask). Winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

Preventative Walk in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, microchips, toenail trims and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson St. B-1.

Public Bingo New game programs with increased pay-outs. Must be 18, starter pack (28 games) $21. $10 minimum buy-in. Food and drinks available.

Games start at 6 every Thursday. Visit bendelkslodge. org or 541-389-7438. Thursdays, 6:30pm. In Bend, call for info. 541-389-7438.

Sensing the White Dragon Snow avalanches in the U.S. cause thousands of hours of road closures and kill about 30 people each year. Being able to accurately predict where and when an avalanche will occur could help save time, money and lives. Join Marc Rubin to explore his research around two aspects of near real-time avalanche detection; low-cost wireless hardware to sense avalanches and machine learning workflows that can automatically detect the avalanches.

March 4, noon-1pm. Cascades Hall, OSU-Cascades Campus, 2600 NW College Way. 541-322-3100. Free.

Trivia Tuesdays at The Lot Pick your smartest friends to make teams of 2-5 people for a mind-bending game of trivia. A new host each week comes up with six categories with six questions in each category. The team with the most points wins swag! Another fun night at The Lot with great food, beer and friends.

Come join! Interested in being a trivia host? Email: info@thelotbend.com for details. Tuesdays, 6-8pm.

The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.

United Senior Citizens of Bend Bingo For adults of all ages. Fourth Saturday of every month, noon-4pm.

Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. Wednesday Reflective Runs Run 3-5 miles and have several pace groups to accommodate any running level. Wednesdays, 6pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free.

Meetings

Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or www. showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check www.afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing.

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Communicators Plus Toastmasters Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr., Suite 110. 541-388-6146.

Community Fire Gathering Potluck meal followed by gathering around consecrated fire. Last Friday of every month, 6:30pm. Sacred Fire Community Hearth, 2801 N.E. Lapointe Court. 541-241-6056. Free.

Community Response to the Cougar Extermination Many of us experienced dismay and outrage over the recent killing by ODFW of a cougar in our city. Let’s talk about organizing ourselves to challenge and end unjustified killings of cougars and other wildlife. Also, see the new 30-minute documentary from Predator Defense, Exposed: USDA’s Secret War on Wildlife. Of this film, Jane Goodall said, “I hope it will be watched by millions.” Feb. 25, 6:30-8pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. 541-280-0802. Free.

Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome.

Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. Live Talk Moderated discussion group with voted topics. First Thursday of every month, 6:30pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon.

First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free.

SMART Recovery Meeting For people who want to overcome addictive habits, using scientific and motivational principles for long-lasting change. A support group open to anyone seeking a more balanced life.

First and third Mondays. See www.smartrecovery.org for more information. Every other Monday, 6-7pm.

SMART RECOVERY MEETING, 920 SW Emkay STE 104. 541-977-7754. Free.

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What’s Brewing? A weekly open forum on topics relevant to citizens of Central Oregon, Crook County in particular. Topics range from political issues to current events and local interests. Wednesdays, 7-8am.

Through May 13. Meadow Lakes Golf Course, 300 SW Meadow Lakes Dr. 541-280-4097. Free.

Sports Event

UFC 184 Join us downtown for great food, drinks and viewing of UFC 184. Reservations are recommended.

Call or text: 541-760-9412 or email: sevenbend@ gmail.com. DJ EPS will be on hand to spin the parties following the bouts. Plan to stay with us all night, your one stop event venue. Feb. 28, 5pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

UFC® 184: Rousey vs. Zingano The hard-hitting action will be broadcast live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles to select movie theaters nationwide.

In the main event of the night, fight fans will witness a five-round women’s title showdown as the undefeated “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey (10-0) looks to remain the only champion in women’s bantamweight history when she squares off against No. 1 contender “Alpha” Cat Zingano (9-0). Feb. 28, 7pm. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, 680 SW Powerhouse Dr.

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CULTURE Poetry to the People

Get Lit brings literary empowerment to MUSE Conference

BY ERIN ROOK

As a teenager, Diane Lane couldn’t be bothered with poetry. Despite the passion her teachers tried to impart, she just couldn’t get into poems about flora and fauna, written by dead white dudes.

“I didn’t give a hoot about flora,” Lane tells the Source. “I was from New Jersey. So I cared about the height of my hair.

And who I was socially. And where I was going in the world.

There weren’t any poems about things like that.”

It wasn’t until she was a young adult that she discovered poetry that spoke to her—Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass first broke the ice—and came to recognize poetry’s power, expressiveness, and accessibility.

Today, she shares that transformative force with youth through Get Lit-Words Ignite, a nonprofit program that offers poetry-based literacy curriculum as well as opportunities for students to perform both classical poetry and their original responses.

Lane’s innovative curriculum has been selected by President Obama’s TurnAround Arts Committee to be placed in California’s lowest performing elementary schools and earned her the Presidential Lifetime Volunteer Service Award.

She brings her inspirational approach to youth empowerment to Bend for the 2015 MUSE Conference, where she will

speak on the power of art to empower youth, and help lead a poetry workshop for teens.

Source Weekly: Why is teen literacy especially important for girls/young women?

Diane Lane: Spoken word poetry gives girls the opportunity to express the parts of themselves they don’t usually reveal. The writing of a poem is not finished until you feel sated and spent. You only get to that place by telling the deepest truth you can tell. That truth can be funny, it can be clever, it can be nuanced and hidden, or even scholarly, but it is not superficial or pat or untrue. Interesting art requires some kind of honesty. Girls live in a world where they are encouraged to “cover up” their acnes, scars, opinions, weight—and reveal, even flaunt, what has been deemed pleasing. It’s liberating for girls to realize that they matter for a whole other set of criteria. And that their first obligation is to tell the truth to themselves. And then often they discover how their truth can move and liberate others. Teen literacy is important for girls because knowledge—about anything—brings confidence.

SW: What is the relationship between literacy and empowerment, and what role do you see Get Lit playing in that?

DL: When you know something, anything, you are empowered—filled with power. So again—it’s really not about being “literate” as in “reading a lot.” It’s about knowing whatever you are passionate about deeply. One gift of Get Lit is that it doesn’t require that people who are not inclined to read books to read and read and read. It just asks that you go deeply into whatever you do read. And I mean deep. You have to listen to poetry; you have to claim the poem that speaks to you—actually raise your hand and reach for it; you have to memorize it; and then you have to perform it.

Learn about the person who wrote it. And then you have to respond to it by writing a poem of your own. This increases someone’s confidence. Greatly. Enters them into a world that was heretofore restricted. Gives them a secret society.

Makes them hungry for more. “A specialist in a particular brand of study.” A scholar.

SW: What impact—measured or anecdotal—do you see the program having on graduation rates?

DL: We always say, “Get Lit builds scholars not statistics.” Most recently, one of our Get Lit Players, Walter Finnie, told his story of dropping out of high school and selling drugs before finding Get Lit and turning his life around. The Get Lit Curriculum introduced Walter to Langston Hughes.

Walter learned that Langston attended Lincoln University, so Walter applied to Lincoln. He was accepted and today is a freshman on the honor roll. His poem, “Stand Clear,” about his journey won first place in a national contest about the drop-out problem called “Raise UP.” Ninety-five percent of our Get Lit Players go to college and over 70 percent with scholarships.

SW: Oregon has one of the lowest high school graduation rates in the country. Do you think Get Lit would work in rural environments, as well as urban ones?

DL: Absolutely! It is currently being implemented near Bakersfield [California], which has the absolute lowest literacy rate in the nation. The magic all starts with “claiming” a poem. Poems are like medicine. You choose the right one that speaks to you and then through memorization, it does its work transforming and elevating you, and then your life.

For people who struggle with reading, poems are short.

They are not intimidating like a book. And just because you struggle to read, doesn’t mean that you are not brilliant.

That you are not insightful. That you are not struggling heroically with huge issues every single day. Poems are short, but they are deep. They give the mind and the heart and the soul something to chew on.

MUSE Women’s Conference March 6-8. Various locations. $350 for full weekend pass; access to individual events starts at $10.

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ART WATCH

Sibling Hatred

BY KELSEY ROOK

2nd Street’s latest is intense, but lightly comical

BY PHIL BUSSE

NEIL COSTELLO

Nestled in the Blue Lakes wilderness near Sisters is an isolated oasis where small groups of artists are invited each year to spend a month-long residency creating and collaborating at the expansive Caldera Arts Center. What does a month spent in the Cascade foothills without cell phone service in the dead of winter inspire?

Well, Caldera will showcase the work of the seven artists who, for the last four weeks, called the Arts Center 16 miles west of Sisters their home.

On Saturday, Feb. 28 from 1 to 3 pm, visitors can explore the creative work generated by the group and learn more about the residency experience and accommodations (applications for 2016 will close June 15).

More than a frame to hold the actors and the storyline, the set—as well as the soundtrack—plays a central role in the charm of 2nd Street Theater’s current production of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

Front-and-center is a stripped-down space that does triple-time as a 1910 cabaret, a 1935 movie set and a 1962 living room in an L.A. mansion once owned by Rudolf Valentino, depending on what the scene demands. This space is flanked by a raised platform that works as a second-story bedroom where an aging Hollywood starlet is essentially held captive by her older and often-drunk sister. Two additional smaller sets are set back even farther, and function as a neighbor’s living room and a kitchen. Fitting these four separate, but interconnected, sets into a rather modest space creates a spatial trick that simultaneously accentuates the story’s claustrophobia as well as allowing for some neat tricks, like flashbacks and split-scenes usually reserved for TV episodes of “24.” It is a truly dynamic set—and provides the basis for a vice-tightening story about two sisters locked in a sibling rivalry.

Appropriate for a storyline that germinates from vaudeville, right from the first note of the play, the tone is set by its staging and music. The production begins more as a cabaret performance than traditional theater as a young “Baby Jane” sings tunes to the audience—ending the scene by taking requests. It is fun and interactive staging.

It is music that also sets up the next scene, as the timeline jumps to 1935—Hollywood’s so-called golden age. By this point, vaudeville has faded to the background and “talkies” with stars like Baby Jane’s younger sister, Blanche Hudson, have taken the foreground. The resulting jealousy sets the dramatic tension for the remainder of the story, as Baby Jane deals with her faded fame and with a sibling that more than eclipses her as a

celebrity and as a decent human being. The scene—and 1935— ends with an implied, off-stage car wreck that leaves Blanche bound to a wheelchair. (Again, with clever staging, a newsboy walks through the audience hawking the headlines about the accident.)

From here, the storyline leaps to the meat of the matter, as Blanche tries to escape her sister’s intensifying cruelty. Again, with a musical interlude marking the chronological and cultural passage of time, it is now 1962, and the sisters are pinned in a poisonous, but subdued, battle; vaguely reminiscent of the 1944 thriller Gaslight.

The role of the elderly older sister in these final scenes is a bit overacted. Now in her early ’70s, “Baby” Jane is often-drunk and constantly despising her once-famous sister but also relying on her. Preening on stage more like Granny from Beverly Hillbillies than Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd., the role is played by Mary Kilpatrick (who also designed the wonderful set).

Director Howard Schor admits that this comic staging was intentional. “We spoof it up a lot,” he explains, “because the story is so dark otherwise.”

And, indeed, there is lightheartedness sparkling throughout the production (note the gabbing movie director at the beginning of Act Two, played with charming bluster by Ben Golden), and thankfully so. At two-plus hours, the comic relief is welcome for a script that otherwise could have become far too Othello and suffocating.

“What Ever Happened to Baby Jane” 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette 7:30 Friday & Saturday, 3 pm Sunday, through March 15 $19 general, $16 student/senior

Interest in the program grew significantly in the past year with a 60 percent increase in applications for 2015 residency positions, according to Artist in Residence director Elizabeth Quinn.

“The residents chosen represent a highly competitive, professional field of artists this year,” said Quinn.

Among those selected for the residency program is sculptor Alison K Walsh from New Haven, Connecticut. Walsh, a biologist and former zookeeper, works at the intersection of art and science and finds inspiration in genetics, the environment, and the animal world. “As an adopted child,” explained Walsh, “I am drawn to discovering the parts of the whole which are a product of environmental forces, and what characters can be manipulated and changed via external pressures.”

Her Caldera-inspired work features samples of Purple Heart wood she found in a Bend lumber yard, along with printings made with iodine and bandages, tools she became acquainted with after cutting herself carving during her first week here.

She calls the printings “a new and healing product of Caldera.”

The low relief sculptures and printings that Walsh will show February 28 are the product of her engagement in a naturally breathtaking environment with 24-hour access to well-equipped studios and the collective genius of a group of other creative thinkers.

“Being here is like nothing I have ever experienced,” said Walsh. “It is peaceful, I am outdoors each day and the world seems much larger here.”

Though their stay in Central Oregon is brief, Caldera’s resident artists impact the community year-round by their contributions to mentorship programs aiding underserved youth in Warm Springs, Madras, Redmond, and Bend.

“They contribute to our week-long in-school residencies at our partner middle schools, teach Saturday and after school high school workshops, present to our middle school classes and contribute curriculum for our mentor staff to use,” said Quinn. Caldera’s mission, to support children with limited opportunities through arts education, serves young minds that may fill the rosters of artist residency programs in years to come.

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Kombucha Nation

Bend adds the fizzy tonic to its repertoire

BY ALLISON MILES

Overheard conversation between two seniors in a Bend café on a Sunday morning: “Hey, what are you drinking there?” the first one asks.

“It’s kombucha!” the second replies enthusiastically. “It’s supposed to make me more energetic, and help my digestive system…and make me smarter, ha!”

That’s right, kombucha and all of its alleged wonderful benefits are becoming widely popular, and a mainstream beverage staple in Bend. Believed to be brewed first in northeast China before reaching into eastern Russia in the early 20th century, and then springboarding into Europe, kombucha is a fermented drink made with tea, sugar, bacteria and yeast.

Herbs and fruit juices are added for enhanced flavor and health benefits.

Over the past decade, the fizzy tonic has grown rapidly as a trendy beverage, with claims including improving digestion, supporting weight loss, increasing energy, cleansing and detoxing, and supporting the immune system. Although a century-old drink, this recent popularity has been supported by—and spurned on—a cottage industry of kombucha producers.

Humm Kombucha, founded by Michelle Mitchell and Jamie Danek, is the Deschutes Brewery of Bend’s kombucha scene; that is, it pioneered the industry here in 2009. Since then, Humm opened the first kombucha tasting room at its family-friendly brewery on NE Second Street, which offers brewery tours, growler fills, and a fireplace hang out. Humm has grown to become one of the largest draft kombucha brewers in the country and is found in Bend grocery stores, gas stations, and growler-fill locations, including the Westside Pharmacy drive-thru on Century Drive.

Humm currently offers nine kinds of kombucha, including Original (unflavored), and ranging from recognizable teas like mate and chai, to refreshing flavors like pomegranate lemonade and blueberry mint. Mixing and matching flavors is also encouraged. I sampled Sunburst, combining strawberry lemonade and lemon ginger: invigorating and not too sweet.

Brew Dr. Kombucha (BDK) is produced by Portland-based Townshend’s Tea Company, which has a teahouse in downtown Bend. BDK has also been around since 2009, kicking off the kombucha craze alongside Humm. BDK is organic and raw, made from Townshend’s delicious variety of teas, organic medicinal herbs and organic sugar.

BDK is available in bottles and on tap in eight different flavors: Clear Mind, Nutritonic, Superberry, White Rose, Spiced Apple, Lemon Ginger Cayenne, Love, and Just Ginger. Each BDK flavor offers variations of the same basic health benefits: improving mental clarity, aiding circulation and digestion and supporting the immune system. In addition, different herbs and teas are incorporated into the brew for effects like aromatherapy and relaxation, as well as enhanced flavor.

Bucha Buena is among the newest kombucha producers. Inspired by the growth of the craft beer scene in Bend, kombucha homebrewer Brooke Moore opened Bucha Buena during the summer of 2014. Buena Bucha offers five flavors made with 100 percent Oregon fruit and local teas: Blackberry Lime, Raspberry, Strawberry, Sweet Tart (a cherry blend), and Blueberry Ginger. Check back with Bucha Buena for seasonal flavors like Watermelon Lime, made with hand-juiced watermelon. Although it’s not being bottled yet, kombucha enthusiasts can find Bucha Buena on tap at all the standard Bend locations: Mother’s, Growler Phil’s, Growler Guys, Parrilla, Jackson’s Eastside, Good Life, and more.

Zen Kombucha, also opened in Bend in 2014, offers “craft brew for your body, mind, and spirit.” Zen Kombucha, owned by long-time Bend residents Keoki and KD McKee, uses locally sourced organic green teas and non-GMO, organic fresh fruits. Look for Zen Kombu-

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Venture Fermenters also opened in Bend in 2014. Using fresh, local ingredients, Venture creates tasty kombucha flavors like Flower Power, The Great Pumpkin and Lavender Limeade, which can be found on tap at Central Oregon Locavore, Parrilla and Velvet. Eventually, you can expect to see more varieties of healthful fermented drinks from Venture.

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FOOD & DRINK EVENTS

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Food Events

Crux celebrates 2014 Freakcake release with surprise four-pack

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Dine with Wine Wine tasting. 21+. Last Friday of every month, 6pm. Crossings Lounge at the Riverhouse, 3075 N. Business 97. Free.

Meal of the Year This event supports the dreams and aspirations of COCC students by raising funds for scholarships that will open doors once closed and change the students’ lives forever. Guests of this gala evening are treated to a four-course meal, skillfully created and presented by Cascade Culinary Institute. Feb. 28, 5:30pm. Central Oregon Community College Foundation, 2600 NW College Way. 541-3183783. $125.

Taste of the Town Your admission gets you unlimited bite-size samples of food, no-host bar, silent auction, dancing and a whole lot of fun, not to mention the opportunity to change a life by giving to scholarships! This is one of Bend’s best kept secrets—you don’t want to miss this event! Feb. 27, 6pm. Mazama Gym, COCC Bend Campus, 2600 NW College Way. 541-318-3783. $25 online, $30 door.

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Beer Events

Ever since its debut in 2013 with the Tough Love barrel-aged imperial stout, Crux Fermentation Project’s [BANISHED] series has represented the most avant-garde experimental side of the brewery. The 2014 version of Freakcake officially came out last week—and to celebrate, Crux also offered a four-pack at the brewery.

Freakcake is a barrel-aged Oud Bruin ale (Dutch for “old brown”), a type of beer originating in the Flemish-speaking part of Belgium. Brewed with heavy roasted malts, lemon and orange zest, the beer is then allowed to sit around in barrels for half a year, with Brettanomyces yeast added to induce secondary fermentation and put a bit of Belgian-style funk on the nose and palate (don’t expect extreme Duchesse de Bourgogne-style sourness, though). The result is a dark 10.5-percent that’s rich in complexity, with a taste package that only improves as it’s cellared, allowing the alcohol burn to taper off and the added sour and dark-fruit flavors to better take center stage.

[BANISHED] beers aren’t cheap, with 375ml bottles usually in the range of $12-$14, but the investment can pay dividends to patient Belgian and sour-beer fans. And said fans are now stretching their wallets a bit further with Crux’s One-Off [BANISHED] Variety four-pack, a selection of bourbon barrel-aged Freakcake variants—one “naked” apart from the bourbon, one with Deglet Nour dates, one with Oregon-grown cranberries, and one with Zante currants added. The four bombers cost a whopping $116, making the pack not exactly the happy-hour PBR drinker’s first pick, but early reports indicate that it’s Crux’s most ambitious set of beers yet, with the currant version’s joyously fruity palate already shining through. (Sadly, given they only made around 150 bottles of each type, there’s no guarantee any will be left at Crux by the time you read this. Hit up your beer-geek friends instead.)

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Beer and Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join us every Friday and Saturday. Fridays-Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free.

Chicks with Chalk Juniper Brewing Company of Redmond is pleased to present “Chicks with Chalk,” a four-person exhibition of pastel paintings by Shandel Gamer, Nancy Misek, Michelle Oberg and Laura Jo Sherman from January 31 to March 12 in the brewery’s taproom. Juniper Brewing Company of Redmond was inspired by a passion for brewing great craft beer. Co-owners Curt Endicott and Scott Lesmeister have pledged to consistently offer the “highest quality ales to the growing populous of enlightened consumers.” First Wednesday-Sunday of every month, noon-8pm. Through March 12. Juniper Brewing Company, 1950 SW Badger Ave, Suite 103. 541526-5073. Free.

Firkin Friday A different firkin each week! $3 firkin pints until it’s gone. Fridays, 4pm. Through Feb. 27. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776.

GoodLife Brewing Tasting Swing by and grab a growler fill of local favorites GoodLife Brewing.

Feb. 25, 5-7pm. Gorilla Growlers at Empire Detail Center and Car Wash, 20425 Empire Ave. Meet the Brewer 21+. Last Saturday of every month, 6pm. Crossings Lounge at the Riverhouse, 3075 N. Business 97. Free.

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OUTSIDE

Boulder Bash Blows Up

Bend Rock Gym climbing competition goes big, and goes home!

For the past five years, the Bend Rock Gym has been hosting a competitive bouldering series called “Boulder Bashes.”

But, these events have largely been self-contained to the climbers there to show off their skills.

That is, until last weekend. On Saturday, the Bend Rock Gym hosted its final “Boulder Bash” of the season—and, Bend’s first ever cash prize climbing competition.

The idea behind the series, explained head setter and impassioned climber Joey Jannsen, was “to try our best to let the climbing community have fun.” Since launching in 2009, the events have garnered popularity for local climbers—and, given that success, explains Jannsen, “we decided we would try and do something a little bigger.”

And, this past weekend, a “little bigger” translated into more than just cash prizes for the top male and female competitors, but also a noisy and festive gathering. More than 70 competitors participated, mostly from around the region. There was a live DJ set up to emcee the event. Silver Moon Brewing provided beer. Humm Kombucha was on the

scene, and Trader Joe’s joined in by providing food. And, of course, Metolius along with Entreprises, Mountain Supply and others donated prizes.

The competition began with a preliminary round, also called the Redpoint Round, during which competitors were given two hours to accumulate as many points as possible by climbing (“sending”) a route (“problem”). Each problem was awarded a certain number of points based upon its difficulty. Send the four hardest problems, earn a spot in the finals. But despite the competitive nature of this event, participants could and did work together to complete the problems; sharing “beta” (information) and encouraging each other to the top of the wall.

Climbing veteran Logan Carr, who qualified for the final round, said the redpoint “format was great, and it kept in style with what climbing is all about.”

Alex Borst, the eventual winner of the event, agreed, adding that it “allowed for a lot of camaraderie.”

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the qualifying; an “onsight” format, which means the top five ranked females and males were given two minutes to preview, but not touch, each of the four final problems. To eliminate what would otherwise be a clear advantage for the final competitor, the finalists also had to stay “blind” (backs turned) to how their competitors were climbing, and each competitor was given five minutes to work each problem.

Despite the highly competitive format, the vibe in the gym remained incredibly supportive. The crowd cheered with equal enthusiasm for each of the 10 finalists, even when Alex Borst of Portland and Cameron Thomson of Medford beat out locals for top prizes.

Impressed—and admittedly shocked by the event’s scope of success—Jannsen is already eager to plan for next year.

“More people, and a larger cash purse,” he says.

This April, the Sport Climbing Series begins, with divisional championships at Bend Rock Gym this June.

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Twin Bridges Ride Weekly group ride led by shop mechanic Nick Salerno in conjunction with Visit Bend. Riding the registered Twin Bridges Scenic Bikeway, this great road ride has a decent pace challenging all levels. Come a little early for a fresh pastry and a beautifully crafted Stumptown morning beverage. Saturdays, 9:30am-noon. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks. 541-728-0066. Free.

Ghost Towns

BY CORBIN GENTZLER

Growing up in the west, few things set my childhood imagination on fire like the dilapidated remains of once-booming frontier towns. As it turns out, they have that same effect on my somewhere-north-of-thirtysomething imagination as well. I was delighted to discover a slew of ghost towns within daytrip distance of Bend.

This six-hour loop takes you by a number of historic sites and through a trio of towns where, I swear, you can close your eyes and feel the history of days passed. It’s worth noting that, once off Highway 97, the roads here can be questionable and fences indicate private property whether posted or not.

Ashwood Just 32 miles northeast of Madras, this dusty old ranch town serves as the gateway for numerous abandoned mines in the area. Like much of Central and Eastern Oregon, the land here was first held by Sahaptin and Northern Paiute people before they were forcibly relegated to reservations or killed. White settlers here raised wool both before and after the discovery of gold and the subsequent boom/bust. Today, little else but a few residents remain. The town features some still-standing historic buildings and is said to be a rock-hounder’s dream.

Fat Bike Group Ride! It’s winter but that doesn’t mean you have to hibernate! Get on the bike and stay in shape with us! (Fat bike that is). Don’t have a fat bike? No problem, we have demos starting at $30! (reservations are strongly recommended) Saturdays, 9am-1pm. through March 28. Bend Cyclery, 133 SW Century Dr. Suite 202. 541-385-5256. Free.

Fleet Feet Group Walks Thursdays, 6pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. Free.

FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a three- to five-mile run.

Wednesdays-noon. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Moms Running Group Rain or shine, FootZone hosts runs from three to four and a half-miles every Thursday meeting at FootZone. Thursdays, 9:30am. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Move it Mondays First and third Monday of the month will be a trail run, we will meet at FootZone and then carpool to the location. Second and fourth Mondays runs start and end at FootZone. 3-5 miles and paces between 7 and 12 minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm.

Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Obsession with Odonata With evocative names such as leaftail or jewelwing, and more threatening nicknames like “horse stinger” and “Devil’s darning needle,” damselflies and dragonflies have long captured human imagination. Entomologist Celeste Searles Mazzacano explores the ecology, conservation, and history of Odonata, focusing on species that are found in Oregon’s rivers and wetlands. Feb. 25, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Free, but registration is required.

Ski Wax Clinics Hot waxing clinic will cover the basics on how to tune and wax your skis at home. Glide waxing techniques taught can be applied to all types of skis and snowboards - including tips and tails of “wax-less” XC skis. No need to bring your own skis. RSVP required. 12 people per clinic.

Call 541-385-8080 to register. Every 14 days, 7:30-8:30pm. Pine Mountain Sports, 255 SW Century Dr. 541-385-8080. Free.

Snowshoe Tours Where: USFS snowshoe hut near Mt. Bachelor’s West Village Mountain Gateway building. Join a naturalist on a snowshoe tour at Mt. Bachelor and learn about alpine environments and the natural features of the Cascade Range. Wear snow boots and warm winter clothing. No previous experience required and snowshoes will be Provided. Brought to you in partnership by US Forest Service, Mt. Bachelor, and Discover Your Forest. Saturdays-Sundays, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. through March 29.

Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530. Free, donations to support tours and other Discover Your Forest programs, are greatly appreciated.

Donnybrook Nine and a half miles due east of Ashwood and four miles from the Axehandle Mine on NE Gosner Road sit the remains of what was once Donnybrook; a.k.a., Kilts, a.k.a., Axehandle. Look for the ruins of the old schoolhouse.

Head another 1.8 miles down the road and check out the remains of the Queen Oregon Mines; there are no buildings, but a few mine shafts remain.

Horse Heaven Eight miles east of Queen Oregon is perhaps the most intriguing, if the least accessible, of the three sites—that of the fenced-off remains of Horse Heaven. While other mines in the area are known for precious metals, the mines at Horse Heaven produced mercury. The area, which was once a town, sat across the road from the mine.

Fire swept through and took the whole place out sometime mid-century. One can peer through the fence, but the area inside is now a Department of Environmental Quality super-fund site, so best to look but not touch.

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Summer Camp Registration Fundraiser We are helping REALMS Middle School raise money for their outdoor programs by giving 10 percent of the cost of every class registered off of the website for the next two weeks. Register for Summer Camps, adult Immersion Clinics, or Surfing Skills clinics.

Plan your summer ahead and help REALMS provide experiential education for 6-8th graders. Through Feb. 25, 1pm. Danielle Carvalho, Deschutes River. 541-241-6263. Registration: $450.

Thursday Night Growler Runs Three-and five-mile runs with several pace groups to accommodate any running level. Upon return we will crack open a growler of local beer, courtesy of Growler Phil’s, to celebrate your commitment to fitness. Thursdays, 5:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. Free.

Thursday Snowshoe Outings Weekly group snowshoe outings (around 2 miles per outing) along different snowshoe trails in the region. Please bring your own snowshoes. Pre-register through Bend P&R. Thursdays, 9:30am-1:30pm. through March 12. Bend Park & Recreation District, 799 SW Columbia St. 541-706-6116. $16-19 per day.

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Environmentalism on Film

Telluride Mountain Films captures the adventurer’s spirit

BY PHIL BUSSE

Since the Telluride Mountain Film Festival launched in 1979, the definition of “environmentalist” has both broadened and become much more diverse. Likewise, the collection of films for this annual festival—and its subsequent tour of short films around the country—has become more complicated and more nuanced about the definition it provides for modern-day environmentalism.

Duke & The Buffalo is a typical entry, an engaging profile of a swath of land in the Southwest where buffalo, yes, roam free, and stiff-backed cowboys still exist. It is a sundrenched film, with thundering footage of cowboys rounding up (or trying to) herds of wild buffalo. It is also a great exposition about modern-day conservation, a mindset that instead of pitting ranchers’ use of natural resources against a purist desire to preserve every square inch of land has learned to protect both the bison and the ranchers’ lifestyle.

This message is hardly heavy-handed, but is smartly delivered with interviews from a Nature Conservancy rep and

with a-ha moments by the ranchers. Mostly, though, it is just a wonderful visit to a remote land and lifestyle.

A less traditional film for the festival, The Record Breaker is a curious entry that, at first glance, doesn’t seem to fit the mold of “environmental,” but once all told, truly captures the spunk and curiosity that lies at the heart of most adventurers. After all, the tagline for the festival is “celebrating indomitable spirit.”

Ashrita Furman holds some 350 Guinness records, from balancing a lawn mower on his chin the longest, to walking 10 meters in the world’s heaviest shoes. The film loosely traces his attempt to scale Machu Picchu on stilts, but the real thrust of the movie is the idea that physical exploration is a means, as Furman says, to a “deeper meaning to life.”

He is a smart Jewish kid from a traditional Bronx family (his dad is a successful attorney), who jumped the mainstream tracks. Now in his 60s, Furman runs a health food store and has crafted a full-time hobby out of pursuing and

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With echoes of the family tension from Into the Wild, the story is layered with interviews with his parents, who wanted a more traditional pathway and lifestyle for their son, but eventually embraced his pursuits. “A lot of the records,” the younger Furman admits, “are kid’s stuff—jumping, hopping—but it just makes me happy.” Later in the movie, his dad concludes that his son is probably the happiest person in the world, “and isn’t that what every parents wants for their kid?” A truly sweet and inspiring 22-minute profile.

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Rousey vs. Zingano Ronda Rousey is the first ever women’s Bantamweight Champion, while Cat Zingano is the first woman to win a UFC fight by TKO. When these two fierce warriors are placed in the octagon will we get a tooth shattering explosion of blood and sinew, or will it be an anticlimax like most of the things coming out of UFC? Either way, expect record-breaking ratings and sales of Bud Light Lime to be through the roof.

Saturday, Feb. 28, 7 p.m. Old Mill Stadium, 680 Powerhouse Dr. $20.

CtHo ETEETRHESROW GOLF CLUB Thanks for the Silver Moon February tap takeover.

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Archaeology Fest Film Series: Best of 2014 The best archaeology-related films in the world are coming to Bend! Come to see some outstanding films and help us support TAC Festival 2015 by enjoying our mini-festival for four evenings (a different 2-hour show each evening). These are the top films from The Archaeology Channel International Film Festival that took place last May. All of them are award winners from this international competition.

Friday, Feb. 27, 7-10 pm and Saturday, Feb. 28, 7-10 pm. C entral Oregon Community College, 2600 NW College Way. $7.

Green Team Movie Night Crude follows the $27 billion legal battle between 30,000 Amazon rainforest dwellers in Ecuador and the US oil giant Chevron for damage that activists called the “Amazon Chernobyl.” The film includes interviews from representatives of both sides and explores the power of multinational corporations, celebrity activism (Sting), the shifting power in Ecuadorian politics, and rapidly disappearing indigenous cultures.

Tuesday, March 3, 6:30 pm. First Presbyterian Church, 230 NE 9th St. 541-815-6504. Free.

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BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE) A washed up comic strip actor takes on an adaptation of his old character, Birdman, after a long fade into delusion. With Michael Keaton as the ignorant, but self-confident lead and supporting actors Emma Stone, Zach Galifianakis and Edward Norton, this movie should be equal parts depressing and hilarious, and won the Oscar for Best Picture. Old Mill Stadi-

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BLACK OR WHITE Kevin Costner stars in this explosive thriller where he plays a...regular dude in a custody battle. After the death of his wife, he finds himself raising his mixed race grandchild by himself until the paternal grandmother demands the child be raised by her birth father.

Only Costner blames the father for the death of his own daughter years before. Sounds super dramatic and filled with furtive glances, dramatic scotch drinking and the tears of a gentleman. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE DUFF DUFF stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend and is about a young woman who finds out she’s the DUFF of her group and decides to try and upend her place in the social pecking order.

I’m hoping she does this by murdering some of the shallow snots and creating her own post-popularity kingdom where you are judged by how kind you are to strangers instead of by how many followers on Instagram you have. Old Mill Stadium

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY The timeless saga of Christian Grey, the billionaire industrialist who likes a bit of BDSM with his orange juice and Anastasia Steele, the working class girl who’s never had an orgasm. Just like Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy or Heathcliff and Catherine, their incredible exploration of love crosses boundaries like mild torture, tons of pocket condoms and no scat play, whatsoever. Making libraries a little dirtier since 2011. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House

FOCUS Will Smith and Margot Robbie as con artists getting ready to take down some marks sounds pretty delightful. Even though Smith’s movie star power has somewhat dimmed over the last few years, people forget that when he’s given a strong role, he tends to knock it out of the park. Not saying that this movie has that going for it, but Margot Robbie is damned delightful, and if she and Will Smith had a baby, it would be too beautiful to look at. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 Hot Tub Time Machine: The First is an underrated little joke machine where four friends travel back in time to when they were young and simple. This time, the foursome (with Adam Scott replacing John Cusack) travel to the future to prevent a past assassination. I’m sure it will all make sense. Not that it needs to. As long as Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Rob Corddrey and Adam Scott bring the funny, then the plot is secondary. Old Mill Stadium

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JUPITER ASCENDING From the creators of The Matrix Trilogy and the criminally underrated masterpiece Cloud Atlas. Jupiter Ascending is either poised to be this year’s sleeper sci-fi hit or a flop the size of Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai mustache.

Mila Kunis plays Jupiter Jones, an unlucky Earth janitor who is actually space royalty and must be protected by Channing Tatum’s half albino, half wolf warrior Caine Wise. If this film is half as good as The Fifth Element, it will be much better than most sci-fi action releases of the last few years. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE The new film from the madcap bastard behind Layer Cake, Stardust and X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn.

Kingsman has Colin Firth using a bulletproof umbrella and beating a bunch of ass while never breaking a sweat. It also has Samuel L. Jackson dressing like Jay-Z, talking with a lisp and hellbent on world domination. I mean, sure, this could be one of the worst movies ever made, but it won’t be. It will be gloriously, batshit insane. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House

THE LAZARUS EFFECT A group of medical students figure out a way to bring the dead back to life, but when the dead are reanimated, they’re bringing some nasty stuff back with them. I saw this movie before when it was called Flatliners and had Julia Roberts, Kiefer Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Kevin Bacon and one of the damned Baldwins in it. That movie was awesome. This one won’t be because it didn’t even have the common courtesy to call this one Flatliners 2: The Flattening. Old Mill

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MCFARLAND, USA It’s a Kevin Costner sports movie. That should either be enough to put your butt in a seat or to avoid it altogether. For this writer, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, For Love of the Game and Tin Cup are awesome enough for him to deserve faith in his movies. If it’s half as good as Remember the Titans then I won’t be complaining.

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A MOST VIOLENT YEAR It is 1981, one of NYC’s deadliest years. The film follows the Morales

family as they try to expand a business in a time where the city’s corruption and violence makes it difficult. A Most Violent Year is one of 2014’s most talked about films and the performances by Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain are ones for the ages. Tin Pan Theater PADDINGTON I grew up with Paddington Bear and love him as much as anyone. He taught me wonderful lessons on friendship, love and family that have stayed with me forever that I will probably teach my kids one day. This Paddington, the one in the film, looks like he is going to kill and eat me while I sleep. His dead eyed stare makes me long for a simpler time, when my childhood heroes didn’t look like Dali’s worst nightmares.

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PROJECT ALMANAC Just your stereotypical found-footage movie about teenagers creating a time machine and screwing up all of history because teenagers are the worst. While the film looks like a rip-off of 2012’s Chronicle, time travel movies are few and far-between nowadays and this one looks like it could be a bit of dumb fun.

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SEVENTH SON Jeff Bridges is playing a warrior mystic wizard guy in Seventh Son. I guess if you need more than that, it is also about that handsome Ben Barnes and his adventures as apprentice to Jeff Bridges, The Spook. While the film is being panned worldwide, we as a nation owe Jeff Bridges our allegiance whether his films are good or not. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 3D Sponge Bob comes to the surface with a live-action/animated blend, Who Framed Roger Rabbit-style. This looks surreal as hell, like Bosch huffed a few whippets and decided that children should be way more into his work. With all the voice actors returning, this should be a wonderful dive back into one of the weirdest animated worlds ever created. Just don’t blame the film for your acid flashbacks. Those are on you. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX STILL ALICE Julianne Moore won an Oscar for her portrayal of Alice Howland, a linguistics professor who starts forgetting words due to early-onset Alzheimers. Oscar voters love an actor taking on a debilitating disease and Moore has been snubbed a few times in the past, so the stars aligned this year to give her the golden dude. Sisters Movie House TAKEN 3 First they took his daughter, then they took his wife and daughter; now they killed his wife in the slowly escalating saga of John Taken.

His revengeance will be swift and decisive, his punches large-fisted and Irish and his voice gentle and lilting. Will Liam Neeson kill the right people or will he become blinded by the staggering amount of bad luck he’s had over the last few years? Join John Taken as he takes things for the very third time. St.Francis Theater THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING Not to be rude or anything, but Hollywood should stop trying to make Eddie Redmayne a thing. His name sounds like a druid mage in a high school game of D&D and we already have more terrible names than we can deal with since the unfortunate acceptance of Benedict Cumberbatch. Plus, playing Stephen Hawking in a bio-pic is basically giving the Academy an erotic massage in hopes of an Oscar when Mr. Redmayne has yet to pay his dues. And those dues should be a Wayans Bros. movie. Just saying. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT A quietly powerful examination of human nature and the things we do to get by. Marion Cotillard plays a wife and mother who gets out of the hospital for depression to find that her boss has promised her co-workers a bonus if they vote on eliminating her position.

So, over one weekend, she must go door-to-door to try and convince her co-workers to give up their bonus so she can keep her job. A subtle and simple film that says more about humanity in 90 minutes than most filmmakers could do in a lifetime. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX WHIPLASH Picture the bootcamp section of Full Metal Jacket but at a cutthroat music conservatory and you’ll have an idea of what to expect from Whiplash. This is mesmerizing, intense, edge-ofyour-seat entertainment with two of the finest performances of year. It’s no surprise that J.K. Simmons went home with the Best Supporting Actor Oscar. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX,

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WILD Filmed around Central Oregon and along the Pacific Crest Trail, Wild tells the story of Cheryl Strayed and her path to self-discovery across a thousand-mile hike. One of the most hyped films of the year, Wild is a very powerful examination of loneliness, isolation and the power of the human spirit. Also, Central Oregon is pretty and fun to look at on the big screen. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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Okay, so now you can die knowing you’ve watched a TV show where two people have live sex inside a box. (That was #372 on my bucket list.) The show is called “Sex Box,” it debuts this Friday, Feb. 27 at 10 pm, and it’s on the WE network—as in “WE’ve never heard of it.”

Basically, troubled couples are interviewed by creepy therapists in front of a live audience, then disappear into a big opaque box to have sex…while the rest of us awkwardly check our Twitter accounts, I guess?

Anyway, after blowing their loads, the couple returns (dressed in satin bathrobes EWWWWWW!!!!), and engages in meaningful “real talk” about their relationship…because orgasms supposedly make people more open and honest. (Or in my case, grab the next bus out of town.)

Now, I have no trouble with people having sex inside a box. (Especially if it’s coffin-shaped.) But there are two glaring problems with this show: 1) The couples having sex don’t really like each other, which means “No, they would not like it in a box/ No, they would not like it on a fox.” And 2) last time I checked there’s still free internet porn—where I can watch hot sex that’s not obscured by a box, or immediately followed with “feelings.” (If you can direct me to anything more perfect than internet porn, I’d like to see it.)

That being said, I’d love to have sex in a box with you one day…(cue segue) and these TV shows, which are returning/debuting this week!

• House of Cards (Netflix, all episodes, Fri., Feb. 27). The shiniest jewel in the Netflix crown returns for its third season. When we last left shifty creep Frank Underwood, he’d finally attained his greatest wish— which means now things are about to get really ugly. Expect backlash from formerly loyal wife Claire, and a new crop of enemies

salivating for the chance to take him down.

(I would have sex in a pentagon-shaped box with this show.)

• Last Man on Earth (Fox, Sun., March 1, 9 pm). I love the hilarious Will Forte—formerly of “SNL”—and would have sex in any box of his choosing. In this new comedy, Will plays Phil Miller, the titular “last man on earth,” who somehow survived a virus that wiped out the human race, and now spends his time walking around the country in his underpants (because why not?), eating Pop Tart sandwiches (again why not?), and moving into a McMansion in Tucson (I can think of a number of reasons why not).

• Battle Creek (CBS, Sun., March 1, 10 pm). “Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan dreamed up this cop comedy about a woefully underfunded police station in economically depressed Battle Creek, Michigan.

Detective Russ Agnew (Dean Winters) demands help—and immediately regrets it after being saddled with super handsome and charismatic FBI agent Milton Chamberlain (Josh Duhamel) who’s also kind of a shithead. In an effort to make them get along, their chief tells them to have sex in a box, which is filmed and put on the internet for my enjoyment. (And NO, I don’t want to hear about their “feelings”!)

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10 PM CBS VICTORIA’S SECRET SWIM SPECIAL The gals travel to Puerto Rico to get undressed and be ogled at by Maroon 5 and your grandfather.

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ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19):Lately your life reminds me of the action film Speed, starring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. In that story, a criminal has rigged a passenger bus to explode if its speed drops below 50 miles per hour. In your story, you seem to be acting as if you, too, will self-destruct if you stop moving at a frantic pace. I’m here to tell you that nothing bad will happen if you slow down. Just the opposite, in fact. As you clear your schedule of its excessive things-to-do, as you leisurely explore the wonders of doing nothing in particular, I bet you will experience a soothing flood of healing pleasure.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): One of the

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most dazzling moves a ballet dancer can do is the fouetté en tournant. The term is French for “whipped turning.” As she executes a 360-degree turn, the dancer spins around on the tip of one foot. Meanwhile, her other foot thrusts outward and then bends in, bringing her toes to touch the knee of her supporting leg. Can you imagine a dancer doing this 32 consecutive times? That’s what the best do. It takes extensive practice and requires a high degree of concentration and discipline. Paradoxically, it expresses breathtaking freedom and exuberance.

You may not be a prima ballerina, Taurus, but in your own field there must be an equivalent to the fouetté en tournant. Now is an excellent time for you to take a vow and make plans to master that skill. What will you need to do?

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The Japanese term for this sound is kiai. The sonic boost is most effective if it originates deep in your diaphragm rather than from your throat. Even if you’re not a martial artist, Gemini, I suggest that in the coming weeks you have fun trying out this boisterous style of yelling. It may help you summon the extra power and confidence you’ll need to successfully wrestle with all the interesting challenges ahead of you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): The prolific and popular French novelist Aurore Dupin was better known by her pseudonym George Sand.

Few 19th-century women matched her rowdy behavior. She wore men’s clothes, smoked cigars, was a staunch feminist, and frequented social venues where only men were normally allowed. Yet she was also a doting mother to her two children, and loved to garden, make jam, and do needlework. Among her numerous lovers were the writers Alfred de Musset, Jules Sandeau, and Prosper Mérimée, as well as composer Frederic Chopin and actress Marie Dorval. Her preferred work schedule was midnight to 6 a.m., and she often slept until 3 p.m. “What a brave man she was,” said Russian author Ivan Turgenev, “and what a good woman.” Her astrological sign? The same as you and me. She’s feisty proof that not all of us Crabs are conventional fuddy-duddies. In the coming weeks, she’s our inspirational role model.

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It seems you’ve slipped into a time warp. Is that bad? I don’t think so. Your adventures there may twist and tweak a warped part of your psyche in such a way that it gets healed. At the very least, I bet your visit to the time warp will reverse the effects of an old folly and correct a problem caused by your past sins. (By the way, when I use the word “sin,” I mean “being lax about following your dreams.”) There’s only one potential problem that could come out of all this: Some people in your life could misinterpret what’s happening. To prevent that, communicate crisply every step of the way.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Learn all you can

from the mistakes of others. You won’t have to make them all yourself.” So said Alfred Sheinwold in his book about the card game known as bridge. I think this is excellent advice for the game of life, as well. And it should be extra pertinent for you in the coming weeks, because people in your vicinity will be making gaffes and wrong turns that are useful for you to study. In the future, you’ll be wise to avoid perpetrating similar messes yourself.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Love her but

leave her wild,” advised a graffiti artist who published his thoughts on a wall next to the mirror in a public restroom I visited. Another guerrilla philosopher had added a comment below: “That’s a nice sentiment, but how can anyone retain wildness in a society that puts so many demands on us in exchange for money to live?” Since I happened to have a felt-tip pen with me, I scrawled a response to the question posed in the second comment: “Be in nature every day. Move your body a lot. Remember and work with your dreams. Be playful. Have good sex. Infuse any little thing you do with a creative twist. Hang out with animals. Eat with your fingers. Sing regularly.” And that’s also my message for you, Scorpio, during this phase when it’s so crucial for you to nurture your wildness.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Don’t

worry, even if things get heavy, we’ll all float on.”

So sings Modest Mouse’s vocalist Isaac Brock on the band’s song “Float On.” I recommend you try that approach yourself, Sagittarius. Things will no doubt get heavy in the coming days. But if you float on, the heaviness will be a good, rich, soulful heaviness. It’ll be a purifying heaviness that purges any glib or shallow influences that are in your vicinity. It’ll be a healing heaviness that gives you just the kind of graceful gravitas you will need.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “What I look for in a friend is someone who’s different from me,” says science fiction novelist Samuel Delany. “The more different the person is, the more I’ll learn from him. The more he’ll come up with surprising takes on ideas and things and situations.” What about you, Capricorn?

What are the qualities in a friend that help you thrive? Now is a perfect time to take an inventory. I sense that although there are potential new allies wandering in your vicinity, they will actually become part of your life only if you adjust and update your attitudes about the influences you value most.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): At the turn of

the 19th century, Russian laborers constructed thousands of miles of railroad tracks from the western part of the country eastward to Siberia. The hardest part of the job was blasting tunnels through the mountains that were in the way. I reckon you’re at a comparable point in your work, Aquarius. It’s time to smash gaping holes through obstacles. Don’t scrimp or apologize. Clear the way for the future.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The British rock band the Animals released their gritty, growly song “The House of the Rising Sun” in 1964. It reached the top of the pop music charts in the U.S., Canada, U.K., and Australia, and was a hit with critics. Rolling Stone magazine ultimately ranked it as the 122nd greatest song of all time.

And yet it took the Animals just 15 minutes to record. They did it in one take. That’s the kind of beginner’s luck and spontaneous flow I foresee you having in the coming weeks, Pisces.

What’s the best way for you to channel all that soulful mojo?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In English and

French versions of the word game Scrabble, the letter z is worth ten points. In Italian, it’s eight points. But in the Polish variant of Scrabble, you score just one point by using z. That letter is rarely used in the other three languages, but is common in Polish. Keep this general principle in mind as you assess the value of the things you have to offer. You will be able to make more headway and have greater impact in situations where your particular beauty and power and skills are in short supply.

Homework: True or false: You can’t get what you want from another person until you’re able to give it to yourself. Explain why or why not.

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NEWS QUIRKS CURSES, FOILED AGAIN

• Police thought Luis Moreno Jr., 26, was driving solo in a carpool lane in Fort Lee. NJ, but when they stopped him, he showed he was legal by pointing out two men in the back of the SUV. The men said they were kidnap victims.

Moreno tried to flee, but rush-hour traffic stalled his getaway, and he was arrested. (New York Daily News)

• Two thieves broke into a closed casino in Calgary, Alberta, and made off with an ATM. Security footage shows the two masked crooks loading the machine onto a dolly and wheeling it to their vehicle. On the way, it toppled onto one of the thieves, but they loaded it and made their escape. “There’s no money in the machine,” Staff Sgt. Travis Baker said, explaining that ATMs are unloaded several times daily and at the end of the business day. Noting that stealing ATMs requires heavy lifting and then “tools like grinders, axes and chisels” to break through to the cash box, Baker called it “a very ineffective way to make a living.” (Canada’s National Post)

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When Joseph Carannante, 21, built a gun range in his yard in a St. Petersburg, FL, community, neighbors complained that he was putting everyone, especially children, in danger. Police said it’s legal. “I don’t want to hurt anybody,” Carannante explained. “I just want to use this as my enjoyment. I don’t want to have to go to a gun range, when I can just go outside my door.” He promised to alert neighbors whenever he intends firing his 9 mm pistol. (Tampa’s WFLA-TV)

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• Investigators concluded that the crash of a single-engine aircraft near Watkins, CO, was caused by the pilot photographing himself and his passenger and becoming disoriented by the camera flash. “It is likely that cellphone use during the accident flight distracted the pilot and contributed to the development of spatial disorientation and subsequent loss of control,” the National Transportation Safety Board report said. Explaining the NTSB is seeing “more and more” distractions from personal devices in all forms of transportation, board official Keith Holloway said, “But the self-photographs in an airplane, that’s something new for us.” (The New York Times) • Moving beyond social media, people are taking grievances to the skies by hiring airplanes to tow banners announcing their stance. Recent targets in New York City have been the mayor, including one calling for his resignation, and the general manager of the New York Jets (“Jets: Rebuilding Since 1969”). A banner costs $1,000 for a 2-1/2-hour ride over the Hudson River. Ashley Chalmers, whose Jersey Shore Aerial Advertising flew the anti-mayor and anti-Jets banners, said he never takes sides: “I’m just the messenger.” (The New York Times) • When a small plane’s engine failed over Lake Taupo on New Zealand’s North Island, all 13 people on board were able to escape before the aircraft crashed into the lake because they were skydivers intending a tandem jump. Six crewmembers jumped with the six passengers strapped to them as planned, followed by the pilot. All landed safely. (BBC News) • Air traffic control officials received reports of 193 incidents of “drone misbehavior” in 2014, according to the Federal Aviation Administration. Several were close calls involving aircraft with people on board, including one pilot who had to take evasive action above Oklahoma City when a 2-foot-wide drone came within 10 feet of his plane at 4,800 feet. Some incidents involved drones flying as high as 15,000 feet.

(Mother Jones)

HOLY COW

Cleaning crews at Indian government buildings in New Delhi are switching to a new cleaning liquid derived from cow urine, which

is in abundant supply and whose anti-microbial and antifungal properties make it possible to avoid using synthetic products. The product, named Gaunyle, also contains neem and pine scent and costs about the same as conventional cleaners. “It is a win-win situation for us,” said Minister of Women and Child Development Maneka Gandhi, who came up with the idea.

“No harm to janitors by way of daily exposure to chemicals, and cows will be valued more.”

Buoyed by the product’s acceptance, Anuradha Modi, who heads the Holy Cow Foundation, which supplies Gaunyle, said her organization is looking for other ways to market the “piles of cow dung and cow urine” that go to waste in India. (India’s The Economic Times)

THWARTED DETERMINATION

Dwayne Jackson, 48, forced his way into a home in Ewing, NJ, found a spatula in a kitchen drawer and tried to slit his throat with it. When that failed, police Capt. Rocco Maruca said, Jackson used a butcher’s knife to stab himself in the stomach. At that point, the 76-year-old homeowner appeared with a loaded .357 handgun, which Jackson wrestled away from him and shot himself in the face.

Jackson survived and was hospitalized in stable condition. (The Times of Trenton)

NATIONAL INSECURITY

• The British government proposed a supplement to the Counter-Terrorism and Security Bill that would require nursery school staffers and registered daycare providers to report youngsters at risk of becoming terrorists. “Senior management and governors should make sure that staff have training that gives them the knowledge and confidence to identify children at risk of being drawn into terrorism and challenge extremist ideas which can be used to legitimize terrorism and are shared by terrorist groups,” the document states. A Home Office official said teachers and nursery workers should take action when they notice “behavior of concern,” adding, “It is important that children are taught fundamental British values in an age-appropriate way.” (Britain’s The Express) • Ottawa firefighters responding to an alarm at the construction site of one of the Canadian government’s most secret installations discovered an “extreme vulnerability” that allowed them to enter the $800 million building: a back gate secured only by a simple padlock. The small fire, caused by cans of tar and a heater left by construction workers, was quickly extinguished. Afterwards, the Toronto Star requested documents pertaining to the incident, only to be told by Communications Security Establishment Canada officials that the information would make the spy agency vulnerable to “attack from a hostile entity” if it were revealed “that there is nothing but a padlock protecting our gates.” The agency then mistakenly provided all the information to the paper, including security patrol schedules, names of CSEC employees, the number of broken surveillance cameras and other top-secret details.

(The Toronto Star)

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—Bothered It’s great to find a woman who laughs at your wit, but not when she sounds like she’ll follow up with “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

I know, the “expected” reply to a man wanting a woman to change something about herself is, “How dare you, you shallow pig?!” And I’m aware that behaviors that initially seem mildly annoying can, in time, make you want to bludgeon the person with the soup ladle.

But it does seem a shame to nix a woman you really like right off the bat simply because it’s hard to tell whether she’s laughing or you’re around the corner from a donkey engaged in erotic asphyxiation.

It’s possible that her laugh really is her laugh, “designed” by the shape and location of

her larynx. HowStuffWorks founder Marshall Brain explains that when we’re laughing, the larynx gets half-closed by the epiglottis. (Laughter, most charmingly, is the sound of a person struggling for air, which we each do in our own special way.) But the reality is some people with disturbing laughs have created them, often out of a desire to seem unique or get attention. They repeat their fabricated ha-ha, and it becomes part of them. And then time passes, and they forget to check whether their creation is still serving them or whether it might be to potential dates what garlic and crosses are to working vampires.

Obviously, a woman is likely to be to hurt and offended if you announce, “If we’re going to have any future together, you’ll need a laughectomy.” However, IF you started dating her and IF you saw that she’s one of those (rare) people who “would rather know,” you could ask her about her laugh: “Have you always laughed that way?” But brace yourself for her to come back with something like “Do you hate my laugh?” At this point, like a rat on flotsam after a shipwreck, all you can do is grab for a piece of flattery: “Uh, um…it’s just that you’re so elegant. It doesn’t seem to go with the rest of you.”

But first things first. You haven’t even asked her out. She might say no (laughing raucously and scaring away crows). Or, if she said yes, things might fizzle after a date or two. So maybe go out with her a few times, taking it slowly (no sex, tickling, or comedy club visits), and weigh whether her general fabulousness is enough to offset the intermittent cackly audio.

Who knows…maybe you’ll fall for her to the point where her laugh becomes endearingly awful—always making you long to grab her and kiss her in the back seat of her broomstick. (c)2015, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com (advicegoddess.com).

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HIIT Workouts consists of short bursts of activity followed by short periods of rest or recovery. Classes are short but very effective! Wednesdays, 7:30-8am.

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Indoor Cycling Classes Individualized, power-based workouts on CompuTrainers in a motivating group setting. Ride your own bike. We provide towels, showers and filtered water. Tuesdays-Thursdays. Bowen Sports Performance, 225 NE Lafayette Avenue. 541.977.1321.

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Power Vinyasa Dynamic, physically energizing practice will improve your strength and tone while decreasing stress and deepening your awareness.

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Tai Chi for Healing Meditation in movement, Yang Style 48 Form. All levels welcome, with weekly review of the form. Healing focus for body and soul, ‘in movement like water, in stillness like a mirror.’ Embrace the flow of universal life force healing energy through gentle Tai Chi Chuan & Qigong movement. Taught by Cheri Lee Helfenstein. Fridays, 10:15am. through May 30. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-382-2430. $45 a month, $15 Drop-in.

Tuesday Performance Group Maximize your time with focused, intense efforts. All ages and ability levels welcome. Sessions led by Max King, one of the most accomplished trail runners in the country.

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Yoga Free Intro Class Learn the fundamentals of correct alignment and action in basic standing and seated poses from an experienced and certified Iyengar teacher. Appropriate for adults of all ages and physical condition. Iyengar Yoga is an especially suitable method for people older than 50 to practice strongly yet safely. The most widely practiced method of yoga worldwide. You will experience clear instruction and capable assistance to match individual needs; guiding you through a welcoming but vigorous yoga practice. There is nothing else like it in Bend. Feb. 27, 7:15-8:30am. Iyengar Yoga of Bend, 660 NE Third St. Suite 5. 541-318-1186. Free.

Yoga Rejuvenate You will ease stress, tension, and anxiety in the gentle hatha practice. As you move through slow paced stretches and asanas you will center your breath and body, mind and spirit. Sundays, 4:15pm. Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. $10.

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