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ince the third grade, I have been a “bike commuter.” At the time, in the late ‘70s, I think it was just called “riding your bike to school,” and I was lucky to grow up in a bike-friendly city—Madison, Wisconsin—where people owned twice as many bikes as cars.

In fact, I have been fortunate to live in bike-friendly cities, or at least places that grew a bike consciousness while I lived there. After college, I arrived in San Francisco in 1992. From my Haight-Ashbury neighborhood, I would scream down the hills to my office downtown. Returning home was more of a chore—and, during those first few months, a dangerous proposition; more than once, a car shouldered me off the road.

But that summer was also the first Critical Mass—as an act of civil disobedience, hundreds of bike commuters slowly spun their way through the market district and into the residential neighborhoods. The following month, I rode in the second Critical Mass event. It was tense, as cars tried to push through the throngs of bikers. But the message was received loud and clear: Share the road.

Ultimately, the mentality toward bike commuters changed dramatically in San Francisco—and correspondingly, my own commute was safer.

However, in spite of the local prevalence of mountain bike enthusiasts and road riders, Bend does not feel to me like a safe town for bike commuting.

Even though a bike lane covers most of my three-mile commute, almost nightly I have at least one car that cuts a hard right turn in front of me and the bike lane vanishes for stretches of three or so blocks at the places most needing protection.

In this week’s feature, Erin Rook examines the reality of Bend as a bike town. Certainly, there are plenty of recreational opportunities, but what about functional biking?

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OPINION LETTERS

Have something to say? Send your thoughts to editor@bendsource.com. Letters must be received by noon Friday for inclusion in the following week’s paper.

Please limit letters to 250 words. Submission does not guarantee publication. Letter of the week receives $5 to Palate!

You also might want to read the economic analysis OLCC just released that very few regular users will patronize “recreational pot stores,” that most of those users will (continue) to buy from the “black market,” aka friends and neighbors, and even assuming a $21 million tax revenue from pot the first year the Common School Fund will see anything in 2017, and that year for the whole state, it will be $55,000. If the goal was to make pot easier to get than any other mind-altering substance, it worked. Taxation and regulation....a joke.

—MikeHoews via bendsource.com

IN REPLY TO “THE HAT MAKES THE WOMAN” (2/25)

Her hats are beautiful and well crafted.

I applaud her talents and her style. She has certainly made a name for herself here in Bend, Oregon.

—Paintedlady via bendsource.com

IN REPLY TO “SORRY PARTNER, NO CHAPS” (2/25)

Ok. No chaps. Can I get a full gimp suit?

—Colin Padden via bendsource.com

IN REPLY TO “KOMBUCHA NATION” (2/25)

What a great article guys—way to feature cool stuff happening in Bend and all the new kombucha breweries. I think it’s more than a craze; this stuff seems to be taking off everywhere.

—jdanek via bendsource.com

IN REPLY TO “IDOLIZE THIS” (2/25)

She’s also inspirational to the approximately 1.5 million children and adults who have type-1 diabetes.

—Barclay Loss via bendsource.com The question is: Why isn’t she going so well in her career as Kelly Clarkson or the amazing Carrie Underwood? IMHO, Crystal is way more talented that those two. But I don’t see Crystal being acclaimed as the other two.

—Guxt Because she does her music on her terms.

What are your bike-riding habits?

IN REPLY TO “OPEN CASTING CALL FOR BEND REALITY TV SHOW” (2/25)

The website was created with WIX, which is the same platform 99.9 percent of college students use to create crappy portfolio websites. No signs of a credible production company, numerous grammatical errors, also copyright 2023??? C’mon people... it’s not real!

—April Fools Please don’t take our awesome town and F it up with this stupidness. Just stay away!

—Let’s Not I wouldn’t touch this with a 10-foot pole…

If they don’t give you the name of their company, they’re probably not legit.

—Robin Stuchlik via facebook.com/ sourceweekly This looks pretty shady to say the least.

All things point toward some bozo with a WIX site trying to lure folks for some experimental casting. This is not how it’s done legitimately. One email as a contact and some pretty personal info and more importantly “waivers” with no network affiliation means one thing...just another nut job with an idea.

I’m betting at least 30 actors have already applied.

—Derek Sitter via facebook.com/sourceweekly Pick meeeee pick meeeee... Wait, what’s it about, and do they need old ladies? Everybody needs old ladie, right?

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I wonder where the tree museum will go?

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RESURRECT HUMANITY

nents. Members on the committee did not know whether the proposed redevelopment model involving sale of city parcels and tax increment financing would even pencil out. This did not prevent the committee from recommending expedited approval by Bend’s local governing bodies.

I am further concerned that Knute Buehler has proposed $5 million in state assistance for Mirror Pond with an incomplete understanding of the scope and cost of the entire project. That assistance is predicated on sale and redevelopment of city-owned parcels adjacent to the pond. However, the ad hoc committee has not confirmed whether the value of the parcels and the proposed financing strategy would actually cover the costs of the necessary dredging, dam demolition and reconstruction, and in-river restoration work. Why would Dr. Buehler propose funding for a project for which viability has not been determined?

—John Mundy

The Deschutes County Commissioners kicked the can down the road on a decision to close homeless camps. The Department of State Lands picked up the can and decided to kick the homeless people, “transients” to use a more dehumanizing term, down the road to ANYWHERE BUT HERE. Can those of us who are privileged come up with enough compassion and money to improve the lives of the homeless? Could we provide regular garbage service, toilets, clean water, showers, recycling facilities, a postal address and free transportation to health services? Perhaps a Habitat for Humanity program to build shelters? Could we extend the urban growth boundary to include the camps? Could we designate the camp communities as Peoples’ Parks to receive funding and services enjoyed by people using Privilege Parks? Could money and time wasted by agencies and the police usJohn - We empathize, and hope that a cup of ing their power to make lives more misera-E.J. Pettinger’s copyrighted 2015 coffee from Palate can help wash down the ble be better spent treating the least among sour taste of bureacracy! Stop by for your $5 us with compassion and decency? certificate for Palate for Letter of the Week.

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IN REPLY TO “TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL: RIDING BIKES” (2/26)

I conclude that those most likely to respond to a question about bike-riding are those that ride. I ride 7/365. We are less than 1 percent. Let’s get to the important question. Is Bend bike-friendly?

—Rondo

IN REPLY TO “FAREWELL TO SKYLINE FOREST?” (2/25)

Can’t be any worse than our parks dept. getting ahold of it—they’d just plow and pave.

—Jane Says via facebook.com/sourceweekly

MIRROR POND PROJECT LEAVES UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

I attended the recent Mirror Pond ad hoc committee meeting, leaving frustrated, with far more questions unanswered than those that I came in with. It was abundantly clear after Don Horton’s introductory presentation that the committee lacks the information necessary for them or any state or local agency to make an informed decision on this matter.

The preferred concept was presented by the committee with no feasibility analysis or costs attached to the various project compo-

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THE BOOT NEWS More Than A Minimum Debate Needed Over the past year, Wal-Mart has been a microcosm of the debate about minimum wage.

Well, as the country’s largest private employer with some 1.2 million workers, not so much a microcosm, but a massive case-study. A year ago, the retail giant was busted for sending its managers talking points to refute the benefits of increasing the federal minimum wage, which stood at $7.25.

This February, though, the company took a voluntary step to increase its own standards to $9 an hour, nearly 20 percent higher than the federal minimum. And, by next February, those wages will reach at least $10 an hour, the level to which President Barack Obama has proposed increasing the federal minimum, but far less than the $15 an hour that national labor groups are pushing.

These voluntary changes by Wal-Mart in minimum wages set an important framework for the current Oregon legislative session. Typically, state minimum wages pave the way for higher federal wages, with West Coast states often setting the highest bar. State representative Rob Nosse has proposed a three-step increase from the current $9.25 to $15 by 2018.

Over the first two years of implementation, House Bill 2009 would dramatically raise minimum wages by 40 percent, and ultimately push Oregon’s minimum wage 60 percent higher than it is today. Oregon would be the first state to reach $15 an hour, although municipal employers such as the City of Portland have already set that standard for their full-time employees.

Rep. Nosse represents the inner-East Side of Portland, and the bill is also supported by Rep. Jessica Vega Pederson, who represents East Portland, which has working class socio-economic demographics not unlike Redmond or La Pine.

As HB 2009 moves into the thick of the legislative session, both sides are ladling on rhetoric—higher wages will raise thousands of families out of poverty on one side; inflation will boom on the flip side. But raising the minimum wage is far from an easy equation.

Yes, the most common sense argument is that paying higher wages will help those individuals and families struggling to pay for basic needs. Currently, an Oregon worker earning minimum wage takes home about $20,000 a year—hardly sufficient for housing, food, and child care. And, this is not an insignificant population: About 15 percent of all Central Oregon non-farm payroll jobs pay less than $10 an hour, and nearly half pay less than $15 an hour. Moreover, many of Oregon’s most entrenched problems are tied to its socio-economic divides. In the Department of Education’s recent survey of on-time high school graduation rates—which placed Oregon at the bottom—the single most accurate predictor for poor graduation rates is poverty.

However, there are also studies that indicate that higher minimum wages actually reduce job opportunities for working class men and women, as fewer employees are hired and sometimes the raises result in reduced hours. And, increased wages also likely means increased prices for many commodities and services, and also cuts into profits for business-owners—which, sure, for massive corporations like Wal-Mart and Starbucks means shuffling some numbers on the ledger, but for mom-and-pop shops may completely break them.

All told, it is not a simple binary debate and it is too simplistic for the Source to take an editorial stance for or against raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour. That said, it is perhaps the most critical discussion in the current legislative session, and we are encouraged that the Oregon Legislature has chosen to take the national lead in its consideration. We hope that it is a smart and robust debate, and one that shies away from rhetoric, but looks to real data and economic analysis for its answers.

On March 10, the Central Oregon Justice Center is organizing a grassroots lobbying day, and conversations with elected officials on wages. To join the trek over to Salem, contact Bruce Morris, coscjenter@gmail.

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Making Ends Meet

Fair Shot Oregon calls for higher wages and more sick days

BY ERIN ROOK

BY ERIN ROOK

“Racial profilBlanca Meliing affects a lot. ton and her husYou walk into a inband want to start terview and they see a family. But it’s you and think you’re not just not financially feafrom here,” Meliton says. “We sible. The 25-year-old college grad makes $10 an hour as a want to cover our eyes and not see the truth but it happens homecare aid for hospice patients, and her hus- every day.”

A local coalition of labor, immigration and social justice groups band makes minimum wage—$9.25 an hour—as a line cook for a Chinese restaurant. And even if they could pinch enough called Strong Voice Oregon is hoping to open people’s eyes to ecopennies to support themselves and a child on about $40,000 nomic injustice and the solutions they say can be found in Fair Shot a year (before taxes), Meliton has her parents and siblings to Oregon’s campaign.

Bruce Morris, coordinator for the Bend-based Central Oregon worry about.

Though she grew up in Central Oregon, Meliton had gone to Sa- Social Justice Center, says that local activists will be traveling to lem for school. She recently returned to Bend to help her family Salem March 10 to lobby the legislature to support Fair Shot’s obpay the bills and now, she and her husband live with her parents jectives: raising the minimum wage, ending profiling, ensuring all Oregonians earn paid sick days, and siblings—10 adults and two making it easier to save for rechildren all told—in a three-bed“[My brothers] dropped tirement, and removing quesroom house. All 10 adults are emtions about prior convictions and ployed, and each one’s income out of high school because arrests from job applications. is needed to keep the extended they saw no hope in the “With many communities family afloat. still struggling in the face of Even with that safety net of future,” says Blanca Meliton, long-standing economic inequisorts, they cannot afford to take a 25-year-old hospice care ties, it’s time to fix what’s broken time off work to deal with serious about our economy and create health matters. Because their emworker. “We’re not asking real opportunity for every Oreployers do not offer paid sick days, for millions, we’re asking for gonian,” Morris says. “The goal Meliton was forced to return to a fair shot.” of our campaign is simple: we work the day after having a misare calling for Oregon’s elected carriage, just as her mother has leaders to address longstanding economic had to hurry back after each of her four surinequities and fix the outdated, broken rules that shape our work, geries to remove cysts in her left breast.

“She would be lying in the hospital bed saying, ‘Mija, I have to go wages and planning for the future.”

Morris points out that even with Oregon’s relatively high minback to work,’” Meliton recalls.

The only downtime Meliton has is when one of her patients passes imum wage, a worker earning that rate takes home just $18,925 a away and she has to wait to be assigned another. During these gaps year. Currently, he says, about 32,000 Central Oregonians are strugin work—which can last anywhere from a week to a few months—she gling to make ends meet with minimum wage work. And when evdoes not collect pay. Because Meliton is a “DREAMer”—a non-citi- ery penny counts, low-wage workers can’t afford to miss a day when zen who, thanks to a deferred action immigration status, can go to they, or a family member, get sick. So for the 71 percent of low-wage school and be legally employed in the United States—she does not workers without paid sick days, that means coming to work with the flu or gambling with food, utilities or rent. qualify for unemployment benefits.

Currently, he adds, more than 26,000 people in Deschutes CounBut she is also a dreamer in the conventional sense of the word.

She dreams of a world in which her parents can afford to live in their ty are living in poverty. Which isn’t surprising considering that, achome without help from their children, a world where she and her cording to the Oregon Labor Market Information System, about 15 husband can find their own place and start a family, where her 17 percent of all Central Oregon nonfarm payroll jobs paid less than and 19-year-old brothers see a reason to stay in school and she can $10 an hour and nearly half paid less than $15 an hour in the first quarter of 2014. afford to put them through college.

Fortunately, Morris says, there is growing public support for “They dropped out of high school because they saw no hope in the future,” she explains. “We’re not asking for millions, we’re asking many of Fair Shot’s goals. He notes that a majority of Oregonians, by a 16-point margin, support raising the minimum wage to $15 and for a fair shot.”

That’s why Meliton is placing her hopes in the Fair Shot for All cam- that 67 percent of Oregon voters support requiring employers to paign, an Oregon movement to improve access to economic security provide seven days paid sick leave.

“No society or community is sustainable over the long term if sigby increasing the minimum wage to $15 and hour, mandating paid sick days, eliminating racial profiling and criminal history disclosure on nificant segments of it do not have access to a dignified life and have little or no hope of ever getting there,” Morris says. job applications.

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The Oregon Senate passed a bill Monday that would reconfigure the way it assesses property taxes for large data centers (think: Apple, Google, etc.) in an effort to incentivize more of the tech companies setting up shop or expanding in Central Oregon. Supporters of Senate Bill 611, including Sen. Tim Knopp (R-Bend), say it would give a boost to economic development in hard hit areas like Prineville. But the League of Oregon Cities is not entirely on board. It’s concerned that capping property tax revenue would hurt local governments by reducing needed funds. The bill now goes to the Oregon House.

This week in “Things you thought were already illegal,” the Oregon House voted Monday to ban the sale of e-cigarettes to minors, which apparently was not already a thing. Interestingly, 8th graders are now more likely to have tried smoking an electronic cigarette than a conventional one.

The bill, which is now headed to the Oregon Senate, also seeks to prohibit vaping in places where smoking cigarettes in not permitted, such as bars, even though they create vapor rather than smoke. Some opposed to the bill argued that vaping should be allowed in establishments that have obtained a special permit, such as retail locations where a person might want to try before they buy.

Move over, Hobby Lobby. Four female Oregon legislators announced late last month plans to introduce a bill requiring the Oregon Health Plan to offer a broad spectrum of reproductive services including contraception, abortion, child birth and post-partum care. According to a fact sheet distributed by the bill’s supporters, a lack of access to comprehensive family planning services leads to higher rates of unintended pregnancy, particularly among teens. An estimated 266,690 Oregon women would benefit from having access to these services through the Oregon Health Plan.

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FEATURE NEWS

Bike Town USA Does Bend deserve the accolades?

Bend has gained a reputation as a “bike town.” It even has called itself Bike Town USA. But is the title deserved?

Well, it depends who you ask.

Mountain Bike Action magazine calls Bend the top mountain biking town in the nation, saying the city “seems like it was founded just for mountain bikers.” It praises the expansive and well-maintained trail system, plethora of bike shops, and agreeable weather. A writer for TheActiveTimes.com adds even more flourish to that claim, writing, “Bend is what would happen if you had access to a magic mountain bike wand.”

With hundreds of miles of mountain bike trails and a multitude of professional and amateur bike races and competitions taking place in Bend, it is not a stretch to call the city a destination for recreational cyclists.

But what about the locals? And what do we really mean when we say that Bend is a “bike town”?

Biking by the numbers

“From where I’m sitting it’s the plethora of great recreational riding that makes Bend a ‘bike town,’” explains Central Oregon Trail Alliance Chairman Woody Starr. “If you were to draw a circle around Bend representing a one hour drive to a trail head, I’m told there is over 1,200 miles of trails.”

There are no firm figures on the total number of recreational versus commuter cyclists in Bend, but there are some ballpark measurements. Starr estimates—based on counters placed along several popular trails a few years ago that measured 9,000 to 12,000 riders between May 31 and September 1—that the total number of recreational riders is “in the neighborhood of over 100,000.”

That number of recreational bikers, however, dwarfs “functional” bikers—those who commute to work or around town by two wheels.

A couple times a year, the Bend Metropolitan Planning Organization does a pedestrian and bike count, stationing either live volunteers or automated counters at popular thoroughfares across town. During the recent January count, volunteers stationed at the Colorado vehicle bridge, the Columbia bridge, the Galveston bridge, and the Franklin bridge from 3:30 to 5:30 pm on the January 15—the only weekday on which cyclists were counted separately from pedestrians—marked a total of 87 cyclists.

While that number obviously isn’t representative of every bike commuter in the city, it’s

hard to imagine the number of regular, daily bike commuters is much higher than that.

A 2015 DHM Research survey commissioned by the City of Bend found that just 2 percent of respondents said they get around by bike “most days of the week.” That’s down 1 percent from the responses in DHM’s 2013 survey.

Put in perspective, that’s higher than the national average—a paltry 0.5 percent, according to the Portland Department of Transportation—but lower than Portland’s bike commuting rate of 6 percent.

So, why don’t more people commute by bike?

“This is the important question we should be asking,” says local attorney Christopher Heaps, who recently joined the board of Bend Bikes, a grassroots group dedicated to promoting bicycling and improving bicycling conditions. “The most important reason is the same everywhere, not just in Bend: Many people do not feel safe riding the routes between work and home. But Bend has even fewer bike commuters than you would expect based on the number of people who ride for fun and exercise on the roads in the area.”

The biggest factor in bicycle safety is giving riders a space that is buffered from cars— that is, a bike lane. And while Bend does have a growing bicycle infrastructure, the speed of that growth is limited by the City’s budget.

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FEATURE NEWS Take, for instance, Bear Creek Road on Bend’s east side. The road, which starts to feel pretty country once past Purcell Boulevard, is a major connector for bike commuters in SE Bend looking to take advantage of the recently constructed bike lane known as the Franklin-Riverside project. However, heading east on Bear Creek, the bike lane stops suddenly a few blocks after 10th Street. There is no shoulder and cars are frequently traveling faster than the posted 35 mile-per-hour limit. Cyclists are forced to ride the fine, and invisible, line between a gravelly ditch on the right and speeding traffic on the left.

“More bike-friendly road infrastructure is perhaps the most important thing for Bend right now, and I hope we see more projects like the Riverside-Franklin project,” Heaps says.

“As far as I understand it, Bend is typical of most local governments in that it has to look hard to find the necessary funding for projects like these, so perhaps that’s something the community can start focusing more attention on.”

All told, Bend’s roads include about 160 miles of bike lanes (not including bike lanes on highways 97 and 20, which are managed by the Oregon Department of Transportation), which means that there are likely more miles of single track trails in the area than there are bike lanes. A website dedicated to mountain biking in Oregon, ormtb.com, claims that there are about 300 miles of “continuously linked, legally sanctioned, single track trails” accessible from Bend’s west side. On the other hand, depending what side of Bend a commuter starts from, there may be no bike lanes at all.

A look at the Bend Urban Area Bicycle and Pedestrian System Plan Map (circa April 2014) depicts a colorful network of bicycle lanes and shared roadways, but it also shows a web that is far from completely interconnected. Dotted lines on the map indicate the site of future lanes and roadways—like that stretch of Bear Creek Road past 10th Street—and are roughly as plentiful as existing bike lanes and shared roadways.

City Councilor Nathan Boddie gets it. Though he lives on the west side, he says he bike commutes to his day job as a doctor at St. Charles, on the east side, weather permitting. Still, he recognizes that, as a pretty hardcore recreational cyclist who loves being on his bike, he’s willing to face more obstacles than the average commuter.

“Unless someone lives right next to their job, commuting involves riding from one part of Bend to another. Sadly, our town is sliced up in a very bicycle unfriendly way by roads and traffic corridors,” Boddie explains. “If we want to encourage more people to ride, which will keep more cars off the road and encourage a healthy population, then we need to develop bicycle corridors similar to Portland.”

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“To me, the term ‘bike town’ means that the average person is just as likely as not to get on a bike to go somewhere local,” says Bend Bikes board member Christopher Heaps.

“By that definition, Bend is not a bike town, yet. But I think people want it to be.”

“To me, the term ‘bike town’ means that the average person is just as likely as not to get on a bike to go somewhere local,” says local attorney Heaps. “By that definition, Bend is not a bike town, yet. But I think people want it to be.”

Heaps says he rides around town frequently, but admits he has it easy. His life is set up for easy bike commuting—he made the decision to live just a mile from his office and owns all-season bike gear. What he wants to know is what would make it easier for others to commute by bike, and how to transform that desire for a more bike-friendly Bend into tangible action.

“I think the City of Bend is asking all the right questions; namely, how can we encourage more folks to choose active, healthy transportation,” answers Lucas Freeman, president of Bend Bikes. “Bend will only succeed in implementing some of its grandest ideas for change if it can better engage its populace regarding the benefits of active transportation: lower transportation infrastructure costs, increased community health, better air quality, a connection to the outside world, and loads of others.”

Bend Bikes is working to change that mentality, but it’s an uphill climb. To get there, it takes a two-pronged approach—promoting a bicycle commuting culture through activities such as family-friendly community rides, and also helping City staff and policy makers understand the state of bicycle infrastructure in Bend.

While it’s easy to say, “If you build it, they will ride,” it’s not entirely accurate. Barring extreme measures such as a massive gas tax, it will take more than bike lanes to get people interested in commuting on two wheels.

“When we hosted a ride last year with four city councilors in attendance, we rode from downtown on Franklin/Riverside along Drake Park. It was a real eye-opener for some,” Freeman says. “We went from riding along with no bike lane and having cars squeeze uncomfortably close, to riding in a buffered bike lane. World class bicycle infrastructure goes from being nice-but-unnecessary, to being required after it is experienced first-hand.”

Translation: Who do we need to get on a bike to get some lanes around here?

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DRAG—Need more glitter in your life?

Portland-based traveling performance troupe Caravan of Glam can deliver. But it’s not just big wigs and bold makeup. Professional dancers Isaiah Esquire and Johnny Nuriel blend high art with eccentric costuming and characters, while Holly Dai and Jayla Rose bring a sultry burlesque sensibility. This is not your average night out in Bend. 8 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $12 adv., $15 door.

OUTDOORS—Get past the irony of spending a day indoors to gear up for the outdoors, and feast on this four-day smorgasbord of tents, boats, cross-bows, and rods-n-reels.

(See page 24 for more information about this year’s cooking presentations.) Noon-8 pm, Thursday & Friday, 10 am-8 pm Saturday, 10 am-4 pm Sunday. Deschutes Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way. $10-$15 two-day pass.

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HIP-HOP—East Coast rapper/activist B Dolan presents his storytelling hip-hop with a live band and DJ mixing beats. B Dolan works to inspire activism through his performances, such as his song “Film The Police,” which led to the hashtag #FilmThePolice. But the bottom line is entertainment, so expect catchy beats and choruses that stick in the listeners head. 8 pm. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $8 adv.

MUSIC—Led by playful (and multi-lingual) hip-hop lyrics of Anael Jeannis, and backed by a jazzy blues band that spices in a bit of steel drum ska, Bel Mizik is a sum that is far greater than its individual parts—and a wonderfully fun, postmodern romp. Well worth the admission price alone, they are joined by four other bands! 9 pm. Domino Room, 51 Northwest Greenwood Avenue. $5.

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THEATER—Too often it is easy to see what’s in the distance, but not see what’s directly in your face. Such is the problem for George in Cascade Theatrical Company’s current production of The Language Archive, a story about a man who documents exotic languages, but can’t find the words to talk with his wife or decipher the love triangle he is in with his lab assistant. 7:30 pm Friday & Saturday, 2 pm Sunday. Runs through March 21. Cascades Theater, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. $20, $13 student.

WORDS—The author of The Brightwood Stillness, a novel exploring the legacy of the Vietnam War, will read from his Pacific Northwest-centered book. The novel is the second fictional work to be published

by OSU Press in its more than half-century history. He has also received both an Oregon Literary Fellowship for fiction and a residency at Caldera Arts. 2 pm. Downtown Bend Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

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READING—Although better known for its C&W singers, the true gem of Nashville is Ann Patchett, a superstar writer who settled into Tennessee after her blockbuster Bel Canto, and has since gone on to write a run of riveting stories (literary allusion intended) as well as opening up a hipster book store in downtown Nashville. Yeah, that’s cool! 7 pm. Bend High, 230 NE 6th St. $20-$75.

ANNIVERSARY—Celebrate the 75th Anniversary of the opening of the Tower Theatre in 1940. The Tower will step back in time with a screening of Four Wives, the first film shown there. The night will also include 1940s cartoons, newsreels, and pricing! 6 pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. 25¢ at the door.

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INSPIRATION—For the third year, local nonprofit World Muse invites a bevy of badass women (and a few good men) from across the nation to participate in panels and workshops focused on the empowerment of women and girls. This year’s speakers include civil rights visionary Myrlie Evers-Williams, Get Lit founder Diane Luby Lane, and mountain biker Lindsey Voreis. 8 am-9 pm Friday, 9 am-9:30 pm Saturday, 12:30-5:30 pm Sunday. Various locations. $10-$350.

LAUGHS—Comedian and co-star of Amazon Prime’s Golden Globe-winning sitcom “Transparent,” Ian Harvie flips the script on the traditional macho/sexist world of standup comedy. Harvie, who got his start opening for funny lady Margaret Cho, takes on everything from substance abuse to gender norms while lambasting the pop culture machine to which he owes a certain, if ironic, debt of gratitude. 7:15 pm.

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Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank make life on the road

BY ANNE PICK

JOSHUA PRIESTLEY

BY ERIK SKELTON

The road has long represented a cherished lifestyle for Ian and Teague Alexy of Minnesota folk duo Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank.

Now it is a necessity for their survival as musicians as well.

In 2005, after a move from New Jersey to Minneapolis, the brothers decided to combine their solo musical talents into a folk roots project, and the songs that emerged were made for the open road.

Influenced by heroes like Woody Guthrie and Jack Kerouac, their foot-stomping brand of bluesy Americana is fit for train hopping, afternoons on porches in small towns, and meandering cross-country road trips.

“The idea of having a lust for life that involves traveling, meeting people, and sharing music with them is a big part of the vision of the band. That informs the music and vice versa,” says Ian Alexy, on the phone with the Source as he traveled from a gig in Colorado to play a show in Idaho the next night.

Beyond serving as an intriguing hook for unfamiliar listeners, the duo’s off-the-wall name gives a peek at the Alexy brothers’ background too. They do, in fact, have an uncle named Frank, who they describe as “a really great old school full-blooded Irish guy from Philly,” and the hobo tag points at the more practical side of the brothers’ relationship with the road.

“Our mom always says we’re a family of gypsies, so the name is kind of a family joke, but it’s real at the same time,” Ian reveals. “The word hobo does mean ‘train hopper’ but the reason people were hopping trains was to overcome their economic situation in their own communities, so they would travel to go work. And that’s exactly what we do. We travel around the country for our work rather than sticking in the towns we’re from and taking what we can get.”

After years of relentless touring, they’ve built an inclusive fan base that extends from coast to coast with hotbeds sprinkled

throughout the midwest.

“It’s a community experience. We like people to have fun and dance with each other, and we’ve seen lots of different people come together during our shows,” says Ian. “We get to know communities of people in small towns like Lacrosse, Wisconsin, where we’ve played a bunch of times. Then somebody from Duluth, Minnesota, will come to a show there and we’ll see them become friends with all the Lacrosse locals.” He adds, “We’ll literally see it happen from the stage. Watching people branch out and connect with other people through our music is just an incredible feeling.”

That feeling of community is helped by a level of energy at their live shows that can be difficult to believe comes from just two men.

Thanks to amplified homemade wooden “stomp boards” that allow them to play percussion with their feet while strumming guitars and singing, the duo is able to create a bigger, more frenzied sound than many bands three times their size.

“We’re always working our butts off up there and it’s exciting for the audience to watch and take part in that,” Ian explains. “Sometimes you’ll see a five-piece bluegrass band and they’ll look like they’re all just hanging out up there. We’re working with 100 percent effort 100 percent of the time, because it’s just the two of us.

Some people might think of it as a weakness when they come to our show and see it’s only two guys, but it becomes a strength when we start playing and they can’t believe we’re making such a big sound.”

Broken Down Guitars - LilliPalooza Over the course of the last seven years, Broken Down Guitars has really made a name for itself in Bend. In 2012, the band won the title of Last Band Standing and played countless shows throughout town, and recently finished a tour through Colorado. Also, for the last five years Lilli Worona has contributed her beautiful voice and violin skills to the bluesy rock band.

But Worona plans to leave the band for other pursuits and this will be Bend’s last chance to catch the band with her in the mix. Come down and help the band celebrate the last five years of music making magic with beloved violinist and vocalist Lilli Worona. 9 pm. Saturday, March 7. M&J Tavern, 102 NW Greenwood Ave. No cover.

Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank 7 pm. Thursday, March 5 McMenamin’s Old St. Francis School, 700 N W Bond Street No cover.

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Doc Ryan There’s just something extra invigorating about hearing Americana music outside.

A certain warmth comes from the acoustic guitar and the storied lyrics, which is good since it’s only March and we cannot guarantee that the weather will stay warm.

Either way, The Lot has heated benches, firepits and heaters to keep external temperatures just as warm as Doc Ryan’s unplugged Americana and blues tunes will keep spirits. Catch Doc Ryan, a Bend local, in this intimate outdoor setting. Outdoors, where Americana, folk and blues come alive through Doc Ryan’s acoustic guitar and rich vocals. 6-8 pm. Thursday, March 5. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. No cover.

Throw a dart at a calendar, and you can find a weird holiday associated with that day.

For example, this issue of the Source comes out on March 5, aka, Multiple Personality Day. And while the temptation to assemble a mixtape comprised entirely of songs from artists with multiple personalities was strong across the multiple voices in this reporter’s head, that’s just a single day. A day that just so happens to fall in March, which is also National Frozen Food Month, National Peanut Month and National Nutrition Month. So we held a mental vote and decided to compile a list of food songs. And to make it special, we left out the world’s top engine for food-related songs: Weird Al Yankovic. Instead there’s old blues tunes about pig meat and crock pots, as well as Afroman’s ode to malt liquor and chicken, and Mojo Nixon singing about the many joys of barbecue. And many more.

Machine Head As a genre, heavy metal music has several key bands that stand out over the course of the last few decades. Machine Head is one of those bands. Formed in 1991 in Oakland, this thumping metal band has been a force—and despite lineup changes, Machine Head charges onward and remains a major player in the new wave of American heavy metal. Fast electric guitar shredding, heavy drum beats, throaty vocals. 8 pm.

Tuesday, March 10. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $20 adv, $23 door.

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Veteran musician Don Julin offers introductory mandolin lessons

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In the 2000 runaway hit, O Brother Where Art Thou?, the mandolin plays as central a role as George Clooney’s quirky and musical hobo; the instrument’s plucky yet mellifluous sound adding a distinctive hook to the soundtrack. Although relatively obscure 15 years ago, the mandolin was hugely popular during the 1930s Depression Era. Over the subsequent decades, however, the mandolin has drifted from the limelight, in favor of more popular stringed instruments like the banjo and guitar. But with the help of the Cohen Brothers’ movies’ popularity and a few key players sprinkled from jam bands to punk outfits, the mandolin is quickly regaining its popularity—and this week is an ideal time to learn how to play as one of the instrument’s best players swings through town to offer lessons.

The mandolin is a peculiar stringed instrument. “It has tonal qualities that always turns heads,” says Joe Schulte, owner and founder of Bend’s String Theory Music.

Schulte also explains that because of its relative small size, the mandolin is often mistaken for a ukulele. But, among other differences, that instrument comes from Hawaii, while the mandolin first originated in Italy—and carries many European qualities.

With a pear-shaped wooden body and a fretted neck, “it is tuned like a violin but played like a guitar,” explains Schulte.

He adds that despite the “mysterious yet key role it has in popular music, the mandolin is a very approachable instru-

ment, even to complete beginner musicians.”

And on Thursday, String Theory Music offers a rare workshop on the mandolin; the workshop is led by legendary player Don Julin, who will follow the lesson with a performance with Billy Strings.

Over the past 30 years, Julin has performed his original compositions and traditional tunes with greats Mike Marshall and David Grisman. But Julin has also focused heavily on instruction, and wrote the popular Mandolin for Dummies. He even offers lessons over Skype.

“He uses his 30-plus years of experience as a professional musician to help his students avoid common mistakes that

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Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke The place to get your mid-week Latin dance fix. 7:30 pm: Latin dance lesson (different Latin dance every week).

8:15-9:30 pm: Social dancing to bachata, salsa and merengue. Classes beginner/intermediate friendly.

7-9 pm. $5. We like to try a little something different, so come and check out our Hump Day Karaoke—it’s definitely not your normal karaoke party! 8 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom The ever-funky, blues-laced, down and dirty sounds of Bobby Lindstrom and his acoustic Breedlove guitar. Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. 7-10:30 pm.

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Astro Lounge Juniper and Gin with GOTU Front man of popular local folkgrass band Juniper and Gin and inlay artist at Breedlove Guitar Co., Jason Chinchen plays songs from his catalog spanning 20 years of wanderings and wonderings. Songs from the heart, delivered with heart. Jeshua William Marshall of Larry and His Flask joins J&G on bass before taking the stage with his new project GOTU. 8-10 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

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Enjoy cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, dinner, live & silent auctions, music by The High Street Band & dancing, all to benefit the animals.

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Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School The Cutmen With funky soul, jazzy boogaloo horns, and attitude, local crew The Cutmen will have your rump shaking all night with their upbeat horns, keys, and pedaled-up guitar-infused music. 7 pm. Free.

Midtown Ballroom Rebelution Winter Greens Tour 2015. With special guests Gondawa. A rock, world and reggae band formed in Santa Barbara, CA. All ages show. Doors 7 pm. 8 pm. $22.50 adv.

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The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

Third St. Pub Up In Hell Featuring Max Cavalera from Sepultura/Soulfly’s son Richie Cavalera and his band Incite. Along with Better Left Unsaid, Spades And Blades, and local support by Thorns Of Creation and Vanquish The King. 21+. 8 pm. $6.

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GOOOOOAAAAAL! It is officially spring when soccer starts, and the Portland Timbers are itching to take the field for their first ever home season opener against a Western Conference match-up—Real Salt Lake of Utah. Coming off of a 1-0 preseason win against Norway’s Stabaek, the Timbers hope to start a winning streak to get their official season started off right.

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Robin Goodrin Nordli of the Oregon Shakespeare Festival will present her take on the roles of women in Shakespeare. She has been cast in over 70 Shakespearean roles throughout her career, and just opened her 22nd season with OSF as Miss Adelaide in Guys and Dolls. Portland’s own singer/songwriter Mary Kadderly will also perform. The event supports Portland Shakespeare Project’s Fifth Season. 6:30 pm, pre-show activities. 7:30 pm. Artists Repertory Theatre. $50.

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Whether tattoos are a way of life or your skin is a blank canvas, the Evergreen Tattoo Invitational and Expo is the place to get inked. Not only will the very best tattoo artists of the Pacific Northwest and West Coast be present, but professionals from as far away as Wisconsin, New York and the United Kingdom are coming to our neck of the woods. They are showing up for the entertainment, workshops and general comradery, sure—but when the end of each day comes and the “Tattoo of the Day” is named, your bicep could be the center of attention.

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Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Jackson’s Corner West Side Kim Kelley Original folk-grass. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Domino Room B Dolan East Coast rapper and activist B Dolan presents his storytelling hip-hop with a live band and DJ mixing beats to back him up. B Dolan works to inspire activism through his performances such as his song “Film The Police,” which led to the hashtag #FilmThePolice. However, his show’s bottom line is entertainment, which leads to catchy beats that stick in the listeners’ heads. 8 pm. $8 adv.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Bobby Lindstrom Local favorites Bobby Lindstrom and Ed the Whistler, mixing up a fine blend of old blues, rock and Bobby’s original tunes...smokin’ hot guitar licks, strong vocals and harmonies!! 7:30 pm. No Cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel.

7-10 pm. Free.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm.

No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank Their current album Number One Contender was recorded live to tape over four wintry days and nights in the north woods of Minnesota. The Hobo Nephews’ emerging strength is the knowledge and perseverance to develop an original American sound as platform for two distinct American voices.

Folk/roots. 7 pm. Free.

Northside Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Former musician with Crosby, Stills & Nash, plays classic rock and oldies. First Thursday of every month, 7:30-10:30 pm.

Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free.

Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

The Lot Doc Ryan Doc Ryan “The Blues Doctor” plays Bluesy-Folk music home grown from the soul of Western America. 6-8 pm. Free.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Fairy Bones and Don Quixote A new wave, rock band based out of Phoenix, AZ. Formed in January 2013, the four piece consists of Chelsey Louise, Robert Ciuca, Ben Foos, and Matthew Foos. 9 pm. $5.

friday 6 Faith, Hope, and Charity Vineyard Heather & Tom Come out and enjoy one of our favorite bands with us!

They get the music going and our wine will get your groove flowing! 6-9 pm. $5.

Astro Lounge Eleven Eyes A brand new lineup that includes Merlin Showalter (drums) and Sean Peterson (bass) has helped move the Eyes in a completely new direction and sound. A heavy focus on groove and dance music from many different genres define their funkadelic afrobeat dub nu-jazz sound. 10 pm.

CENTURY 21 Lifestyles Realty Zander Reese Join us this First Friday for local art and musical guest Zander Reese .

Checker’s Pub The Back Roads Band Come on down and check them out! 7:30-11 pm.

Crow’s Feet Commons The Rum and the Sea It has been a while since the fellas from The Rum and The Sea joined us downtown on Mirror Pond Plaza. We are very excited to resume our tradition of providing free live music during First Friday’s Art Walk. 7-9 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Wicked Join the Dogwood for a special first Friday performance by Portland’s DJ Wicked! Old school R&B and hip-hop.

All vinyl, all night. First Friday of every month, 9 pm-midnight. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Seven Nightclub Ultra Dance Party 21+. First Friday of every month, 8 pm. No cover.

Silver Moon Brewing The Unstumpable Rev & Bob Try your luck to stump the Rev and Bob. They pick random subjects from the audience and create a song in front of your eyes. If you can stump them you will receive a prize! 8-10 pm. Free.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm.

No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub World’s Finest Strong songwriting, inventive band interplay, beautiful vocal harmonies, and vivid improvisation are only a handful of the reasons why the band has garnered critical acclaim. Funky, punky, dub, ska, honkytonk jam, bluegrass rowdiness! 9 pm. $7 adv., $10 door.

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Astro Lounge Whisky Barrel Rocker Blues, rock, with country influences. 9:30 pm. $5.

BOTTOMS UP SALOON The Bad Cats Classic rock, old school Motown, rocking blues, and a great time for all. 8-11:45 pm. No cover.

Cabin 22 Dark Time Sunshine, DJ Wicked & Friends A splendid mixture of gorgeous abstract rhythms through electronics, vinyl, instruments and vocals 9 pm. Free.

Cascade Lakes Lodge KC Flynn - Acoustic Apres Ski Tunes This longtime Bend favorite cranks out fresh takes on acoustic rock/country covers next to the cozy fire after a long day on the hill. 3-6 pm.

No Cover.

Checker’s Pub The Back Roads Band Come on down and check them out! 7:30-11 pm.

Dojo iLko. DJ set with live percussion, from Washington. Also performing, Bass Ghost, from Bend with live percussion. 10 pm. No cover.

Domino Room Bel Mizik Led by playful (and multi-lingual) hip-hop lyrics of Anael Jeannis, and backed by a jazzy blues band that spices in a bit of steel drum ska, Bel Mizik is a sum that is far greater than its individual parts—and a wonderfully fun, postmodern romp. Well worth the admission price alone, they are joined by four other bands! 9 pm. $5.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel.

7-11 pm. Free.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 21+. 8 pm.

No cover.

M&J Tavern LilliPalooza Unfortunately, you heard right, Lilli Worona is leaving Broken Down Guitars!

Celebrate the last five years of music-making magic and send her off with positive vibes! 21 and over. 9 pm. No cover. Donations appreciated.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. Free.

Portello Wine Café Allan Byer Allan does his original Americana music from three cds, new songs and selected Bruce Cockburn covers. 7-9 pm.

Rat Hole Brewpub Zander Reese Local singer/ songwriter Zander Reese performs his soulful mix of Indie/alternative songs with a dash of punk and blues thrown in. 6-8 pm. Free.

Silver Moon Brewing Boxcar Stringband Local old timey blues rockers light up the Silver Moon. 9 pm.

Free.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm.

No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Caravan of Glam Portland-based traveling performance troupe Caravan of Glam is more than just big wigs and bold makeup.

Professional dancers Isaiah Esquire and Johnny Nuriel blend high art with eccentric costuming and characters, while Holly Dai and Jayla Rose bring a sultry burlesque sensibility. This is not your average night out in Bend. 8 pm. $12 adv., $15 door.

sunday 8 Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café JZ Band Amer-

icana, country, rock, reggae. Check out the JZ Band at Bend Roots Revival 2011 on YouTube. Brews & Bands features free live music at BTBS every Sunday. 7-9 pm.

No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Dawg House ll Acoustic Jam Session/Open Mic Come join our house band, Dawg House Rhythm Hounds & Friends, as they host our Sunday Jam Session. This is a much needed outlet for singer/songwriters, seasoned and amateur musicians to develop/ perform new material, improve improvisation and live performance skills or just simply socialize with others that have similar interests. 4-6 pm. Free.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) Join the Dogwood for CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) a weekly DJ series featuring Bend’s hottest DJs plus drink and food specials for local service industry friends. See Facebook page for updated DJ listing. 8 pm-midnight. No cover.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Open Mic Jam 5-8 pm.

No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Paul Eddy Country, folk. All ages. Every other Sunday, 3 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Bobby Lindstrom Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. The killer guitar licks, gritty vocals and harmonies, amazing live music and great food and drink! 1-3 pm. Free.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Bath Party, Corner Gospel Explosion, and Don Quixote Bath Party is genres include Bollywood, psychedelic, funk. 9 pm. $5.

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Domino Room Myke Bogan & Zero ft. Chandler P. Hailing from Portland, hip-hop artist Myke Bogan is about to embark on one of his biggest tours, heading to SXSW. With local artists Chandler P, Northorn Lights, JDuBB, and Sleepy. 6 pm-12:30 am. $10.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke With DJ Chris!

7-9 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. 12-2 pm. No cover.

Jersey Boys Pizza Allan Byer Original Americana music with his new trio of Rosemarie Witnaur on banjo and vocals and Jimmy Jo McKue on lead guitar and vocals. 5:30-8:30 pm. Free.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Sam Densmore Densmore’s upcoming album, Ku-Thar’-Tik, features his sweet and scratchy vocals, which have been compared to artists like Michael Stipe and Mountain Goats. Emotional and contemplative. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke The place to get your mid-week Latin dance fix. 7:30 pm: Latin dance lesson (different Latin dance every week).

8:15-9:30 pm: Social dancing to bachata, salsa and merengue. Classes beginner/intermediate friendly.

7-9 pm. $5.

Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom The ever-funky, blues-laced, down and dirty sounds of Bobby Lindstrom and his acoustic Breedlove guitar. Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. 7-10:30 pm.

No cover.

The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

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Astro Lounge Sam Densmore Singer-songwriter and music producer from Portland, OR. Performs constantly (over 100 shows per year), as a solo act and with his revolving backup band. Folk, Americana, alternative, acoustic rock. 9 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Comedian Ian Harvie Comedian and co-star of Amazon Prime’s Golden Globe-winning sitcom “Transparent” Ian Harvie flips the script on the traditional macho/sexist world of standup comedy, taking on everything from substance abuse to gender norms while lambasting the pop culture machine to which he owes a certain, if ironic, debt of gratitude. 7:15 pm. $15 adv., $20 door, $30 VIP.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.

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Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually 6 categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Bamboo Room DJ Shane Come down to the Bamboo Room (behind the Hong Kong) on 3rd street and Wilson and get your pre-funk on. Drink specials, good food, great music! 7 pm. No cover.

Domino Room Machine Head American metal band from Oakland, California. 8 pm. $20 adv, $23 door.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages.

6:30 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern ShovelBelt This block of town is definitely where the party is for Tuesday! Come tear it up with the local Rock/Metal scene. If you missed the last show, time to make it up and catch these artists burning it down! 21 and over. No Cover. Donations requested. 9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us downtown for Rockstar Karaoke every Tuesday.

We’ve also got a weekly pool tournament at the same time so you can possibly win some cash too!

8 pm.; Join us every Tuesday for our Cash Cup Pool Tournament. Anyone can join in. Grab some food from our new menu and stay and have some fun. We also have karaoke every Tuesday and Thursday! Signups by 8pm. $5 buy-in, double-elimination, APA rules (if you’re curious, just ask). Winnings based on number of participants. 8 pm. $5.

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Astro Lounge Matt & Rachel 8:30 pm. No cover.

Faith, Hope, and Charity Vineyard CinderBlue We welcome back CinderBlue, another of our favorite bands! These guys are the best! Come enjoy Thirsty Thursday discounts and some awesome dancing music! 6 pm. $5.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel.

7-10 pm. Free.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm.

No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Kathryn Claire with The Lasses Performing is a truly joyful experience for Kathryn Claire, and her love of music is evident every time she takes the stage. Strong fundamentals from her classical background combined with an innate ability to improvise and a keen sense of harmony. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Coyote Willow Blends progressive acoustic Americana with hints of Celtic influence for an extraordinary mix of vocal harmony, haunting instrumentals and foot-stomping rhythms.

7-9:30 pm.

Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free.

Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

The Lot Trailer 31 American Folk based acoustic duo with banjo, guitar and harmonizing vocals. Originals and covers. 6-8 pm. Free.

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Music Billy Strings & Don Julin Incendiary American roots duo tap into the vein of the earliest bluegrass music, back when bluegrass was a rough-and-tumble art form pouring out of the Appalachian mountains, made with great virtuosity and huge attitude. With just two instruments (guitar and mandolin) and one voice, this duo has been tearing up stages across America and generating huge buzz based on their intense live shows. March 5, 7pm. String Theory Music, 1291 NW Wall Street. 541-678-0257. $20, reservations requested (space limited).

Cascade Chorale Winter Concert Performing a program focusing on the life and works of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Special guests include Opera Bend.

Prior to both concerts director James W. Knox will share insights into Mozart’s life and his works, with emphasis on those pieces to be performed. Lectures will be held in the Nativity Lutheran Fellowship Hall, 1:30 pm, with coffee, tea and snacks provided. March 7, 3-4:30pm and March 8, 3-4:30pm. Nativity Lutheran Church, 60850 Brosterhous Rd. Free.

Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band is a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. First Wednesday of every month. City of Bend Fire Department West Station, 1212 SW Simpson Ave. 541-633-3225. Free.

Community Orchestra of Central Oregon Rehearsals The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary and there are monthly dues. For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Tuesdays, 6:45-9pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way. Spring Salon Art Series—Doug and Katie Cavanaugh Spring Art Salon Series. Three Thursday evening events are a fundraiser for Circle of Friends, a Sisters based youth mentoring program. Musicians, actors, and local wine and beer companies donate their time, talents, and samples to a memorable evening of entertainment. For the first in the series, singer-songwriter duo, Doug and Katie Cavanaugh, perform heartfelt original songs. Three Creeks Brewery of Sisters will be on site for samples and full drinks. Thurs, March 12, 6:30-8:30pm. Downtown Sisters, Hood Avenue. 541-719-1800. $10 suggested donation.

Dance Adult Jazz Dance Class Love to dance? Join the Jazz Dance Collective for adult intermediate jazz dance class. Styles include Broadway, lyrical, Latin, and contemporary. May have opportunity to perform with JDC. JDC is part of Bend Dance Project, a nonprofit organization that promotes dance in Bend. Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th Street, Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10 drop-in donation (first class free).

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica Beginning Tango class 6:30 to 7:30 pm followed by two hours of Tango practice from 7:30 to 9:30 pm. Elegant, sensual, and romantic—the most passionate and intimate Latin dance. Practica offers lessons and practice, and individualized attention for beginners with a friendly atmosphere and supportive environment. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Conscious Ecstatic Dance Dance your own dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Celebrate the joy of free-form, expressive dance. Discover the power of movement for alchemical personal transformation. Dancing Free is the best practice for healing and liberating your body, mind and spirit. Sponsored by PULSE: The Alchemy of Movement. Wednesdays, 7-8:30pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. 360-870-6093. $10.

Foxtrot All Levels 4-Week Course A fun smooth dance to classic music by Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Michael Buble, just to name a few. At the bronze level, it can easily be mixed with East Coast Swing, and moves around the floor with a walking-throughthe-park kind of feel. It is a great dance to learn as a beginner and there will be technique to be learned for those who are more experienced, to take your dance to the next level. The practice dance at 7:30 is included in the course! March 4, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541-2336490. $50.

Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns.

We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm.

Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

Latin Dance Wednesdays The place to get your mid-week Latin dance fix. 7:30 pm: Latin dance lesson (different Latin dance every week). 8:15-9:30 pm: Social dancing to bachata, salsa and merengue. Classes beginner/intermediate friendly. Wednesdays, 7-9pm.

Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. $5.

Latin Wednesdays Come meet a group of welcoming Latin dance enthusiasts. Starting with a Latin dance lesson (salsa, bachata, cha cha cha and merengue, alternating every week). Followed by social dancing to fun energetic Latin rhythms. Come learn some new steps and dance or just watch and enjoy. The place to get your mid-week Latin Dance and Music fix!

Wednesdays, 7:30-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-325-6676. $5.

Learn to Dance - Private Lessons Want to learn to dance in a comfortable, private setting? I’m here to help! You can learn a specific dance like Salsa or Swing, or just how to be comfortable on the dance floor. Two left feet are perfectly acceptable! Ongoing, 3-10pm. Victoria’s Studio, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541-213-7127. $45/hour.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd.

First class is free, future classes are $5.

West African Dance Class Every class taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7pm.

Victor Performing Arts, 2700 N. E 4th St. Suite 210, 4th Street & Butler Market Road. 818-636-2465. $10 drop in.

Local Arts Art Academy for Children: Homeschool Thursdays This 16-week, in-depth sequential art class is for those students who would like to develop basic and intermediate skills in many mediums of art-making. From drawing to painting and from sculpture to pottery, students will build their art literacy by applying the elements and principles of design. This course will guide students through art history, projects, critiques and portfolio creation. Emphasis will always be on the artist having fun through expressing their ideas and works. Thursdays, 1-3pm. through May 28. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $272. Non-member: $320.

Beautiful Math A6 presents a solo exhibit of original prints by local artist Barbara Hudin. Using algorithms and processing code, Hudin creates visual manifestations of mathematical theorems. The opening reception runs 4-9 pm on First Friday, March 6. Mondays-Fridays, 9:30am-7pm, Saturdays, 9:30am-6pm and Sundays, noon-5pm. through March 29. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. Free.

Collage Artist Kaycee Anseth Artwork underlines stories and fairytales that exist in an unwritten realm.

Pondering the concept of the kingdom of the animals, Anseth has undertaken tales of the realm as a point of departure for her exhibition entitled “Loan Me Your Crown.” Exhibition Dates: March 5-April 2. March 6, 5-8pm. Townshend’s Bend Teahouse, 835 NW Bond St. 503-936-6469.

First Friday Art Walk Art, music and drinks in downtown Bend. First Friday of every month, 5-9pm. Downtown Bend, Corner of Wall Street and Newport Avenue. Free.

Maker Monday: Lost and Found Jewelry Making Learn basic jewelry making skills using found and reclaimed metals to make a pendant with Denise Rowcroft. Limited to 12 participants. Supplies provided, but bring any materials you may want to incorporate. Registration required. March 9, 5:307:30pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free.

MUSE Conference Art Contest with Karen Eland Our delightful friend and resident artist, Karen Eland has a love for coffee and beer. Beyond her delicate palette for the finer tastes, she also uses coffee and beer as her color palette for exquisite art. Join us and Karen for a fun filled evening with her amazing art, live music and fun times. March 6, 5-9pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks.

Presentations “El Salvador, the Next Wave of Immigration” CAUSA activist Greg Delgado and guest speakers who have been affected by a lack of immigration reform. Greg was part of a month long delegation to El Salvador in to learn more about why Salvadoreans make the dangerous journey to the USA. Hear the personal stories about how our broken immigration system treats immigrants like criminals and separates asylums seekers from their families. March 12, 4-6pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541388 -1793. Free.

Central Oregon Avalanche Association Presents “Know Before You Go” Central Oregon Avalanche Association’s free program is a basic avalanche awareness presentation aimed at highlighting some introductory concepts and tools for travelling in avalanche terrain. March 10, 6-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1.

541.728.0703. Free.

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Know Before You Go Presentation Central Oregon Avalanche Association’s free program is a basic avalanche awareness presentation aimed at highlighting some introductory concepts and tools for travelling in avalanche terrain. COAA Avalanche presentations take place the second Tuesday of each month (December, January, February and March). Tues, March 10, 6-8pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1. 541-728-0703. Free.

Series, veteran long-distance hiker Shane Von Schlemp shares his experience becoming one of a half dozen people to through-hike the new Oregon Desert Trail. Across 800 miles, over rugged mountains, through red-rock canyons and across rolling plains, Von Schlemp experienced unparalleled solitude and adventure just beyond Bend’s back door. March 11, 7-9pm. Oregon Natural Desert Association, 50 SW Bond St, Ste. 4. 541-330-2638. Free.

Cheers to Art! A6 hosts a monthly art appreciation night that blends books, presentations, local libations, and occasional surprise like live music, cinema, and theatre, for a lively look at great artists and art movements in history. Every third Wednesday, 7-8:30pm.

A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. $10 suggested donation.

Young MUSE Conference Day Stories & conversations featuring local, regional, global voices. Lower entry fee for anyone under 18. March 7, 9am-5pm.

Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $75 advanced online.

From the Great War to Great Hikes: The Via Ferrata in the Italian Dolomites Geologist and climber Frank Florence will be joined by historian Julie Hudson to share stories and photos of the Italian Dolomites.

The Via Ferrata was constructed during WWI to bring troops and supplies to the front lines between the Italian and Austrian armies Julie and Frank will discuss the history and hiking of these breathtaking trails. 21+.

March 10, 7-8pm. The Wine Shop and Tasting Bar, 55 NW Minnesota Ave. 541 389 2884. Free.

Know Africa: African Drumming & Dance In Africa, music is part of the way of life; providing great social and cultural significance. Traditional drum and dance is a lively example of the cultural heritage of West Africa. Local drumming instructor David Visiko will lead a West African music/dance demonstration inviting participants to sing, clap, dance and drum. Additionally, he’ll talk about the music and how each rhythm fulfills a social function and its positive influence on the many important events in the life of the individual and community. March 7, 3-4pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1034. Free.

Know Africa: Story Safari Professional and DPLS Youth Services Manger, storyteller Heather McNeil visited Kenya in order to listen to traditional stories told by 12 of the over 40 different ethnic groups. She sat inside huts, around campfires, and in corn fields to hear stories of tricksters, slave trade and the animals of the savannah. She will describe how she put the Story Safari together, share the successes and challenges of her adventure, and tell one of the stories.

Copies of her book, Hyena and the Moon: Stories to Tell from Kenya, will be available for sale. March 5, 6-7pm.

East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541312-1032. Free.

Mary Wells Mary Wells talk is entitled, “Rest, Refresh, & Connect...Empowering Your Spiritual Practice.” Mary is experienced in the fire of life. She currently works in the field of chronic pain management, pioneering treatments for Medicaid patients that include mindfulness meditation, acupuncture, yoga, Feldenkrais, and massage modalities. She holds a license in clinical social work and has both a full time job and private practice. She has maintained a meditation practice since she was 23. Spiritual awareness and questions have motivated and dominated her life. Mary rests now in knowing. The search is over. Awareness is here, always, accessible and unconditionally loving. Living a fully embodied life in service to this is Mary’s daily mission. Additionally, Mary has been engaged in music in many capacities over the years. March 8, 5:15-6:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. Free.

MUSE Conference 2015 For the third year, local nonprofit World Muse invites a bevy of badass women (and a few good men) from across the nation to participate in panels and workshops focused on the empowerment of women and girls. This year’s speakers include civil rights visionary Myrlie Evers-Williams, Get Lit founder Diane Luby Lane, and mountain biker Lindsey Voreis. Fri, March 6, 8am-9pm, Sat, March 7, 9am-9:30pm and Sun, March 8, 12:305:30pm. Multiple Locations, See website for details. $10-$350.

MUSE Salon Series Topical Discussions and Interactive Presentations: 8-9 am - Outdoor Women, Conversation & Outdoor Exploration. 9:30-11:30 am - Mindful Parenting, Coffee & Interactive Panel Presentation. 12:30-2:30 pm - Yoga & Body Image, Book Reading & Signing. 4-6 pm - Women & Leadership, Libations & Conversations. 5-9 pm - MUSE Art Walk, Downtown businesses to feature art by local artists depicting muses past & present. March 6, 8 am-9 pm. Various Locations, Various. $10 advanced online.

Peace Corps Kenya: A Retrospective The Kuria are an ethnic and linguistic group that live in the west and east districts of Nyanza Province in southwest Kenya.

In this talk, three former Peace Corps volunteers reflect on their time with the Kuria. March 10, 6-7pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541312-1034. Free.

Thru-hiking the Oregon Desert Trail In the second installment of ONDA’s new High Desert Lecture

Theater

All Aspects Teen Theatre Workshop Salute to Baseball! Scenes, monologues, songs and multi-media presentation presented by students. Session meetings on Sundays. Performance dates April 3rd-5th. Sun, March 8, 1-4pm. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Avenue. 541-389-0803. Free.

Auditions for “The School for Scandal” Cast requirements: 13 men and 5 women. Rehearsals begin 3/11 and the show runs April 24-May 9. For audition sides and more information go: ctcscandal.wordpress. com/downloads/. March 9, 7pm and March 10, 7pm.

Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Avenue. 541-389-0803.

The Language Archive Too often it is easy to see what’s in the distance, but not see what’s directly in your face. Such is the problem for George in Cascade Theater’s current production of The Language Archive, a story about a man who documents exotic languages, but can’t find the words to talk with his wife or decipher the love triangle he is in with his lab assistant. Fri, March 6, 7:30pm, Sat, March 7, 7:30pm, Sun, March 8, 2pm and Thurs, March 12, 7:30pm.

CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood. $20, $13 student.

Nelson Illusions Nelson Illusions is a one-of-a-kind theatrical spectacle that combines rare & original illusions from around the world with award winning, jaw-dropping magic. Recommended for ages 9 and up. March 4, 6pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Children, $15. Adults, $25.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? As a child, “Baby Jane” Hudson was the toast of vaudeville. As an adult, however, Baby Jane was overshadowed by her more talented sister Blanche, who became a top movie star. Then, one night in the early 1930s, came The Accident, which crippled Blanche for life and which was blamed on a drunken, jealous Jane. Come and find out what happened to Baby Jane. Champagne Reception opening night (2/27), 6:30 - 7:30 pm. Thurs, March 5, 7:30pm, Fri, March 6, 7:30pm, Sat, March 7, 7:30pm, Sun, March 8, 3pm and Thurs, March 12, 7:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $19 Adults, $16 Student/Seniors.

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Ann Patchett Although better known for its C&W singers, the true gem of Nashville is Ann Patchett, a superstar writer who’s settled into Tennessee after her blockbuster Bel Canto, and has since gone on to write a run of riveting stories (literary allusion intended) as well as opening up a hipster book store in downtown Nashville. Yeah, that’s cool! March 6, 7pm. Bend High School, 230 NE 6th St. $20-$75.

Dearly Departed: A Tribute to the Authors of Yesteryear Re-read your favorite books, scavenge the Goodwill for costumes, nail down your British/Southern/Hemingway accent, and join OSU-Cascase’s Low Residency MFA in Creative Writing for a tribute to the authors of yesteryears. If you’re interested in participating in this performance please contact rachel.ratner@osucascades for more info. Otherwise, we’d love to see you in the audience. Rules of Dearly Departed: 1.Think of a deceased author. 2. Find a way to embody that author in both costume and spirit.

3. Select a brief excerpt (3-5min) from that author’s corpus of work. 4. Perform that reading at Tin Pan Theater. March 12, 7pm. Tin Pan Theater, 869 NW Tin Pan Alley. Suggested donation: $5.

Second Sunday with Mark Pomeroy The author of The Brightwood Stillness, a novel exploring the legacy of the Vietnam War, will read from his Pacific Northwest-centered book. The novel is the second fictional work to be published by OSU Press in its more than half-century history. He has also received both an Oregon Literary Fellowship for fiction and a residency at Caldera Arts. March 8, 2pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

Stories From Burundi Pastor Jenny Warner, author Jane Kirkpatrick and friend Maggie Hanson share stories and pictures from their recent trip to six Batwa villages in the African country of Burundi. Learn about the Batwa people and the work underway to help this marginalized indigenous group obtain basic rights.

March 8, 3:30-4:30pm. First Presbyterian Church, 230 NE 9th. 541-382-4401. Free.

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Just Take Those Old Records

BY TAYLOR THOMPSON

I don’t consider myself a very opinionated individual, but I’d rather chew on bleach-soaked glass shards while wrestling a rabid porcupine than listen to modern-day radio’s pathetic excuse for music.

That said, you can probably imagine the amount of exposure my 5-year-old son has had to the mainstream tunes of his generation… It’s simply one facet of parental dogma that, despite my overall support for child autonomy, I’m not quite ready to relinquish.

Hi, my name is Taylor (Hi, Taylor). And I’m a musical purist.

My guess is that it all started long before I joined the motherhood guild, in the backseat of my parents’ ‘89 Chevy Suburban (no, this isn’t about to get weird)… family road trip after family road trip, while James Taylor and Cat Stevens were composing my childhood soundtrack.

Fast-forward a couple of decades to the easy chair in my son’s unfinished nursery…

There I’d sit, night after night, watching the moon come up outside his soon-to-be bedroom window while James Taylor and Cat Stevens were composing a new childhood soundtrack through the earphones against my belly.

It may have taken me a while to appreciate music, but when I finally did, I refined my ear for great tunes and lost all tolerance for talentless garbage. So naturally, when I became pregnant and discovered the ins and outs of fetal auditory development, I took full advantage.

I’ll be damned, I told myself, if my child doesn’t have excellent taste in music.

And it didn’t stop in-utero.

After my son was born, I introduced him (once again) to Robert Plant, Mick Jagger, Elton John and Tom Petty. Songtime (mama-a-cappella, that is) is a nightly ritual. And, I taught him to two-step, we talked about every LP in my vintage collection, and I eventually added a piano to our living room setup.

Funny thing is—despite my seemingly coercive attitude, his love for music has actually turned out to be pretty voluntary.

Not only has he randomly declared his favoritism for the Rolling Stones, but has enthusiastically incorporated DJ-requestsfrom-the-backseat into our morning drives to school. And that nightly ritual?

Well, it now includes his little voice—singing along to the classics of his grandparents’ generation. And that right there is music to my ears.

KIDS EVENTS Animal Adventures Ages 3+ Live animals, stories & crafts with High Desert Museum. Space is limited.

Wed, March 4, 1-2pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free.

Art Academy for Children This 16-week, in-depth sequential art class for developing basic and intermediate skills; drawing to painting and sculpture to pottery, Mondays or Tuesdays, 4-6 pm. through June 1. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317.

Member: $272, Non-member: $320.

Clay Bakery From triple layer cakes to cupcakes with sprinkles, practicing clay construction and glazing techniques is the cherry on top! Ages 5-12. March 4, 2:30-4:30 pm. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. Member, $46.75. Non-member, $55.

Fizz! Boom! Read! Stories and science with hands-on experiments. Ages 3-5 Tues, March 10, 9:30 am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

East Bend Rockie Tales Puppet Show Learn about the world through puppets and stories. Ages 3-5.

Thurs, March 12, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3760. Free.

Family Block Party: LEGO® Universe All ages. Start with a little inspiration & build away! Sat, March 7, 1-2pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free.

Homeschool Nature Classes: Squirrel & Otter Clan Tracker’s Club is for homeschool families who want their children to understand and feel deeply connected to the natural world. Mondays 12:30 - 4 pm. Tuesdays, 10am-3 pm. through May 19. Skyliners Lodge, 16125 Skyliners Rd. $30 - 42 a class.

La Pine Fizz! Boom! Read! Ages 3-5 Stories and science with hands-on experiments. Sat, March 7, 1pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-3121090. Free.

MoMuLa: Movement Music Laughter Music for kids 3-7 to inspire movement and laughter performed and guided by two mamas with ukuleles and a trumpet.Register for all 6 classes or drop off and drop-ins welcome. Tuesdays, 3:30-4:30 pm. through March 10.

Sunny Yoga Kitchen, 2748 NW Crossing Dr. 541-9772665. $10 drop-in, $5 for siblings. $50 for all 6, $45 for siblings.

Old-Fashioned Family Game Day Explore a variety

of board games and physical activities. All ages. Wed, March 11, 2:30-4 pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Once Upon a Cloud Storytime Join us for storytime featuring picture book of the month, Once Upon A Cloud. Celeste wants to give her mother something special, but what? Join Celeste on her journey to find the perfect gift! March 7, 11-11:30am. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. 541-318-7242. Free.

Pajama Party Evening storytime with songs, rhymes & crafts. Wear your PJs! Ages 0-5. Wed, March 11, 6:45pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free.

Parent/Child Music & Movement Children sing, dance, play instruments, shake eggs, beat drums, call and respond, clap, tap, laugh, and learn along with their parent/caregiver! Fridays, 10:30-11:15am. through March 20. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE 8th St. 541-508-8856. $175 for 10 weeks (prorated if you join in session). Includes the CD Rockin’ Red. Teen Advisory Board Calling all teens! Drop in and tell the library what you want. We will provide snacks!

Ages 12-17. Wed, March 11, 2-4pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-3121050. Free.

Redmond Rockie Tales Puppet Show Learn about the world through puppets and stories. Ages 3-5.

Mon, March 9, 10:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1050. Free.

Sisters Music, Movement & Stories Movement and stories to develop skills and encourage fun with music. Ages 3-5. Sat, March 7, 10:15am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. 541-312-1072. Free.

Sunriver Teen Territory Ages 12-17. Strategy games, crafts, Wii & more! Wed, March 4, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-312-1080.

Free.

Together For Children Parenting Group Parent education, support and FUN for families with children under 4 years old. An hour of playtime and an hour of separate parenting group. Parents can enroll after the start of the term and cost will prorated. Mondays, 9:30-11:30am. through March 16. Summit High School, 2855 NW Clearwater Dr. 541-410-8110. $150 for 10 weeks, prorated for later starts.

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Call For Volunteers Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Susie at 541-526-1380.

Mondays-Fridays. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Road. 541-526-1380.

Tech Expert for Short-Term Sharepoint Project Heart of Oregon Corps is seeking a Microsoft SharePoint savvy individual who would be willing to volunteer their time to help us set up, utilize and maintain a SharePoint Team Site. The agency is spread across five separate sites in Central Oregon and rapidly growing in numbers. As we grow we must become more efficient for simple tasks such as sharing and updating our cross-agency calendar, collaborating on important documents and general communication across our programs and sites. This will allow the staff more time to focus on our mission and the youth we serve. Mondays-Fridays, 8am-3pm. Heart of Oregon Corps, PO Box 279. 541-633-7834.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details and information on the application process. Mondays-Fridays.

Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated from apparel to electronics.

Share your knowledge and get a great workout too!

The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the operations of our high save shelter and our volunteers at the thrift store contribute directly to the care of our animals by making sure that all of our donations are processed and ready to purchase. Mondays-Sundays, 9am. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

Classes Bachelor Beauts Square Dance Lessons Come learn how to square dance right here in Central Oregon. The Bachelor Beauts Square Dance Club of Bend offers square dance lessons starting Jan. 8. We welcome new dancers and previous dancers wanting refresher lessons. The lessons instructor is longtime caller Ron Bliven. Thursdays, 7-9pm. through April 9. Pine Forest Grange Hall, 63214 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-617-8589. $5 per lesson.

Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance salsa in a friendly group class setting. This class focuses on the fundamentals of the dance making it ideal for first timers and those looking to add a solid foundation their exciting salsa dance skills. Progressive four-class series starting on the first Thursday of each month.

Drop-Ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm.

Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Buddhist Chant We chant Buddhist scripture, the Heart Sutra in Japanese, and discuss about the meaning of the words. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. through April 29. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-383-5031. $10.

Business Start-Up class in March Do you have a great idea that you think could be a successful business, but just don’t know how to get started? Cover the basics in this two-hour class and decide if running a business is for you. March 4, 6-8pm. COCC Chandler Lab, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $29.

Connecting to the Divine We often read, hear, or even say, “We’re all one,” or “We’re all connected.” But how often do we experience oneness or connection with all? Learn how accessible and how joyous our experience of connection with nature actually is. Nature has gifts of guidance, support and healing that are available to us. In the awareness of our connection, we feel known and loved, and begin to view aspects of Nature as our relatives. Weather worker, Sherry Morgan, will assist you in improving your sense of guidance and share simple tools that

FAIRY BONES PLAYS AT THE VOLCANIC THEATRE PUB 3/6. will support your connection. Bring notebook and pen.

March 5, 6:30-9pm. Sacred Fire Community Hearth, 2801 N.E. Lapointe Court. 541-241-6056. Suggestion donation: $30.

Contractors CCB Test Prep Course Contractors must take a 16-hour state-approved course to satisfy the educational requirement for Oregon construction contractor licensing. Take this two-day live class (3/6 & 3/7) to prepare for the state-mandated test (not included) to become a licensed contractor. Required manual included. March 6, 8:30am-6pm. Redmond COCC Campus Technology Education Center, 2324 NE College Loop. 541-383-7290. $359.

Don Julin Mandolin Workshop Don Julin has carved out a lengthy career at the forefront of acoustic mandolin music. Don’s hope is that by sharing some of his experiences he has learned by playing over 30 years, that you may be able to avoid some common mistakes all musical learners make. Don plays and teaches mostly traditional American music styles such as blues, jazz, country, bluegrass and rock. This workshop is open to all ability levels and musical tastes. March 5, 3-5pm. String Theory Music, 1291 NW Wall Street. 541-678-0257. $40. Reservations requested (space limited).

German Conversation Group New group with a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm.

In Sisters, various locations. 541-595-0318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students.

IntenSati: Mind-Body Fitness Cardio Come experience a high energy workout which combines movement, music, and mindfulness. Whatever your current fitness level, this is about appreciating what you can do today! The positive declarations help you to re-pattern your thought process and upgrade your self image. Saturdays, 11:30am-12:30pm and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 10:30-11:30am. through March 31. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th Street, Suite 140. Free for first-timers.

Introductory SoulCollage® Workshops A creative way to spend time with your “self” and deepen your awareness. It is a two-part process of self-exploration.

First, you create card-sized collages with images found in magazines. Then you consult your cards to discover your own wisdom. In a relaxing, small group atmosphere, you can go as deep as you like, or simply take advantage of some reflective time to let your creativity shine. Themes can be found at: compassionatecenter.org. Contact Lynne Lafey for more information and to register. Every other Sunday, 1-4:30pm. through

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May 24. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Drive, Suite 203. 541-342-4673. $20-$35 sliding scale.

Japanese Group Lesson We offer lessons for beginners and advanced students. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. through April 29. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. $10, +$5 one time material fee.

Launch Your Business Are you about to start or are you in the early stages of running your own business?

Avoid costly mistakes and position yourself for success by covering essential details. Take full advantage of three one-to-one daytime business advising sessions combined with three Thursday evening workshop presentations in Redmond (3/12, 3/26 & 4/9). Initial advising session will take place before the first class, so register early to set up your first meeting! March 12, 6-9pm. Redmond COCC Campus Technology Education Center, 2324 NE College Loop.

541-383-7290. $199.

MUSE Workshop - Lynne Twist In-depth learning opportunities with visiting muses for women & girls. The Soul of Money with Lynne Twist. March 8, 1-3:30pm. COCC’s Campus Center, 2600 NW College Way. $50 advanced online.

MUSE Workshop - Seane Corn In-depth learning opportunities with visiting muses for women & girls.

Sacred Activism with Seane Corn. March 8, 4-7pm.

COCC’s Campus Center, 2600 NW College Way. $50 advanced online.

Open Gym Come play with us! Bring your aerial skills, acro ninja moves, juggling clubs, hoops and more!

We have lots of props to use, tumbling mats and aerial equipment (experienced only) to play with and on. Mondays, 7:30pm. Bend Circus Center, 911 SE Armour. $5.

Spring Ski Tuning Clinic In the second installment of ski maintenance, Troy will go through the beginning to edge process of keeping a ski sharpened for all of your skiing needs. You paid good money for your skis, why not learn how to keep them running the best that they can! March 4, 6pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks.

Toning Meditation Led by Matt Lauziere LMT, toning is the creation of extended vocal sounds on a single vowel in order to experience the sound and its effects in the body. Through continued practice, it helps to make space in the consciousness for new insights and expanded perceptual capacity. Mondays, 7-8pm.

Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. $5 suggested donation.

West African Drum Class David Visiko teaches rhythms from Guinea, Mali and Cote’ de Ivory.

Sundays, 3:30-5pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne (behind address). $15 per class.

Yoga 5-Week Intro Course Taught by Bonnie Walker, for beginning yoga students or anyone who wants to resume their practice. Basic standing poses, seated poses, simple twists, breathing instruction, posture correction and the art of relaxation. March 4-April 1.

Pre-registration appreciated. Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm. through April 1. Iyengar Yoga of Bend, 660 NE Third St. Suite 5. 541-318-1186. $65.

Young MUSE Workshop Series In-depth learning opportunities with visiting muses for women & girls.

1-3:00 pm - Muse Teen Series: Poetry. 3:30-5:30 pm - Muse Teen Series: Coding. March 8, 1-5:30pm.

COCC’s Campus Center, 2600 NW College Way. $30 advance online.

Events Central Oregon Sportsmen’s Show Get past the irony of spending a day indoors to gear up for the outdoors, and feast on this four day smorgasbord of tents, boats, cross-bows, and rods-n-reels. (See page 24 for more information about this year’s cooking presentations.) Thurs, March 5, noon-8pm, Fri, March 6, noon-8pm and Sat, March 7, 10am-8pm. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. $10/$15 two day pass.

Community Healing Night Intuitive readings, energetic healing, and bodywork in exchange for canned and dry foods in support of Neighbor Impact food bank. First Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-389-1159.

Deadly By Nature: Poison and Venom In our new exhibit you’ll get a live, close-up look at some of the world’s deadliest creatures, including some you would never expect. Join us for a walk through evolutionary time as we explore the adaptations of venomous animals including the long spined sea urchin and the rear-fanged, ornate, flying snake. Exhibit open until June 29. Mondays. through June 29. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Free with museum admission.

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WOMEN’S CONFERENCE MARCH 6-8 2015 Welcome to our third-annual MUSE Women’s Conference hosted by World Muse, a nonprofit rooted in the belief that women and girls hold tremendous potential to be catalysts for change.

We host MUSE Women’s Conference each year as an opportunity to celebrate and support women and girls who are creating positive social change in a variety of ways — by utilizing creativity, mindfulness, and personal activism.

This year's conference will focus on voices, stories, and conversations and will feature over 30 local and visiting presenters including yoga activist Seane Corn, arts activist Diane Luby Lane, and civil rights icon Myrlie Evers-Williams.

We invite you to join us in supporting these passionate artists, activists and change-makers as they speak their truth, share their wisdom, and engage us all in open dialogue. You are our muses. We are inspired by you.

With Gratitude, Amanda Stuermer, Cassondra Schindler, Cynthia LaRoche, Tracy Treu World Muse Team

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SATURDAY CHILD CARE At Boys & Girl Club for Age 5 and Up 9:00am - 1:30pm | $10

Preregistration is required: (541) 385-3009 Attendees will bring Lunch and Snacks

World Muse believes women and girls can change the world. Our year-round programming includes Muse Conference, Muse Camp, Teen Muse and Muse Maker Program which provides small seed grants and mentoring to support women and girls who are ready to create their own social change projects. Throughout the year, we also offer special Muse Events and weekly Muse Meetups to encourage community connection, support, and inspiration. theworldmuse.org

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Salon Tickets $10

MUSE Salon Series Topical Discussions & Interactive Presentations 8:00-10:00 am Outdoor Women with Lindsey Voreis Crow’s Feet Commons 9:15-11:15 am

Mindful Parenting with Molly Carroll Pine Tavern

12:30-2:30 pm

Yoga & Body Image with Melanie Klein & Rolf Gates Groove Yoga

3:30-5:30 pm

Teen Muses with Dr. Melody Moore Groove Yoga

4:00-6:00 pm

Speaker Spotlights

Friday, March 6th

Diane Luby Lane is Founder/Executive

Director of Get Lit-Words Ignite, Southern California’s leading nonprofit presenter of literary performance, education and teen poetry programs. Lane’s LIT KIT, a standards-based, inschool curriculum has been adopted by over 45 Los Angeles County high schools and each year Lane produces one of the largest poetry festivals for teens in the nation. She has won numerous awards, and in 2012, was honored as a recipient of the Presidential Lifetime Volunteer Service Award.

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Ruth Williamson, ACC is principal of Ruth Williamson Consulting, and delivers the Culture in Action process as a partner in We, Inc. For over 15 years, Ruth has worked closely with local government agencies and contributed to a broad spectrum of community and non-profit organizations. Her passion for community building has led to several high-profile efforts and a reputation as an effective citizen activist.

MUSE After Party A celebration and opportunity for ongoing conversations and inspirations at Oxford Hotel. 5:30- 6:30 pm MUSE Dinner A private dinner for Muse Presenters and All Access Pass Holders at Joolz Restaurant. 6:30-9:30 pm

MUSE Art Walk Downtown businesses will feature art by local artists depicting muses past & present. 5:00-9:00 pm The 2015 MUSE Art Walk celebrates women and girls who light the path of creativity, community, and social change.

Local artists have been asked to share their inspiration through a series of artworks that will be displayed throughout downtown Bend First Friday of March. The collection includes a variety of works ranging from photos, collages, and paintings celebrating local heroines as well as famous muses such as Jane Goodall and Frida Kahlo.

Saturday, March 7th MUSE Conference at The Tower Theatre — stories & conversations featuring local, regional and global voices. 9:00 am - 5:00 pm

Speaker Spotlights

Myrlie Evers-Williams worked alongside her husband, Medgar who was a civil pioneer rights in the 1950s and early 1960s in Mississippi.

An author, lecturer, and educator, Myrlie was one of the first African American women to run for Congress. In 1995, she was elected chairperson of the NAACP. In 1998, she founded the Medgar Evers Institute. In 2013, she gave the inaugural invocation for President Barack Obama.

Lauren Fleshman is an accomplished track and field athlete. In 2012, she joined Oiselle, a running apparel company focused on promoting and supporting female athletes. Lauren has a website where she answers questions and addresses issues such as healthy body image and modern-day and feminism. She is also a regular contributor to Runner's World and the co-founder of Picky Bars.

Sunday, March 8th

Workshop Tickets $50

MUSE Workshop Series at COCC In-depth learning opportunities with visiting muses for women & girls.

Presenter Spotlight

For MUSE Art Walk Map, Artist and Contest Information, visit our website museconference.org/artwalk or Hot Box Betty on March 6, 5-9 pm.

Bella Wiener is a senior at Bend High and persuing the International Baccalaureate Diploma. After participating in a Summer Leadership Program in Global Health program Brown University, Bella devel oped a plan for a Kilimanjaro SHE Climb and will be climbing the highest freestanding mountain in the world to support SHE (Sustainable Health Enterprises) as they build a business in Rwanda.

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Lynne Twist has been a recognized global visionary committed to alleviating poverty and hunger and supporting social justice and environmental sustainability for more than 40 years. Founder of the Soul of Money Institute, and author of the best-selling, award-winning book, "The Soul of Money: Transforming Your Relationship with Money and Life,” and a co-founder of The Pachamama Alliance — a nonprofit organization whose mission is to empower indigenous people of the Amazon rainforest to preserve their lands and culture.

Seane Corn is an internationally recognized yoga teacher known for her impassioned activism, unique self-expression, and inspirational style of teaching.

Since 2007, she spearheaded the organization Off the Mat, Into the World® (OTM), with Hala Khouri and Suzanne Sterling, training leaders and raising awareness about global humanitarian issues such as the HIV/AIDS pandemic and sex trafficking. Seane has been honored with the “Conscious Humanitarian” award, the “Global Green Millennium Award,” and in 2013 the Smithsonian Institute honored her for her ongoing commitment to yoga and activism.

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EVENTS

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FootZone’s Pub Run to Riverbend Brewing Run a 3 or 5 mile route to Riverbend Brewing, and let our new pub run partners, Cascade Relays, buy you your first beer. All paces welcome. Headlamps strongly recommended. Please arrange for a ride home. Please RSVP online. March 9, 5:30-7pm. FootZone, 842 NWall St. 551-317-3568. Free.

Garmin Clinic Thinking about getting a Garmin, but you’re not sure which one best suits your needs? Have a Garmin, but aren’t sure how to use its features? This clinic is for you. Garmin reps will give a brief overview of their most popular products, and then host a Q and A session about how to get the most out of your Garmin. March 5, 6-7pm. FootZone, 842 NWall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281. Mondays, 6-9pm.

Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

HOPE Food Bank Distribution Free food for up to 3 pets for one month. Must be on government assistance or show proof of low income to qualify. Call The Bend Spay + Neuter Project for more information at 541-617-1010. Food is distributed on the first Saturday of each month. First Saturday of every month, 10am.

Bend Pet Express Westside, 133 SW Century Dr. 541617-1010.

First Thursday Luncheon The LWV of Deschutes County “First Thursday Luncheon” topic is “Children at Risk in Deschutes County.” The speaker is Hillary Saraceno the Early Learning Development Manager at Deschutes County Health Services. March 5, 11am1pm. Black Bear Diner, 1465 NE Third St. 541-3822660. Free.

Oregon Legislature Policy 101 Workshop Join Friends of Family Farmers, Central Oregon LandWatch and High Desert Food and Farm Alliance for a free workshop designed to educate citizens on how the Oregon Legislature works and to provide tools for engagement. Learn about relevant food, farm and land use bills that will be before the 2015 Legislature and how to use your voice to stand up for issues that matter to you. This workshop will prepare you for upcoming opportunities to educate policy-makers in Salem. Seating is limited, so please RSVP. Light refreshments and beer from Worthy Brewing will be served. March 11, 7-8:30pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. Free.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us every Tuesday for our Cash Cup Pool Tournament. Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! Grab some food from our new menu and stay and have some fun. We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night! Signups by 8pm. $5 buy-in, double-elimination, APA rules (if you’re curious, just ask). Winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

Preventative Walk in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, microchips, toenail trims and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson ste. B-1.

Public Bingo New game programs with increased pay-outs. Must be 18, starter pack (28 games) $21. $10 minimum buy-in. Food and drinks available.

Games start at 6 every Thursday. Visit bendelkslodge. org or 541-389-7438. Thursdays, 6:30pm. In Bend, call for info. 541-389-7438.

Sensing the White Dragon Snow avalanches in the U.S. cause thousands of hours of road closures and kill about 30 people each year. Being able to accurately predict where and when an avalanche will occur could help save time, money and lives. Join Marc Rubin to explore his research around two aspects of near real-time avalanche detection; low-cost wireless hardware to sense avalanches and machine learning workflows that can automatically detect the avalanches.

March 4, noon-1pm. Cascades Hall, OSU-Cascades Campus, 2600 NW College Way. 541-322-3100. Free.

Trivia Tuesdays at The Lot Pick your smartest friends to make teams of 2-5 people for a mind-bending game of trivia. A new host each week comes up with 6 categories with 6 questions in each category.

The team with the most points wins swag! Another fun night at The Lot with great food, beer and friends.

Come join! Interested in being a trivia host? email: info@thelotbend.com for details. Tuesdays, 6-8pm.

The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.

Wednesday Reflective Runs Run 3-5 miles and have several pace groups to accommodate any running level. Wednesdays, 6pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free.

Women of the Year Awards The inaugural Women of the Year Awards will honor women of all ages, of diverse cultures and roles who have demonstrated commitment to the betterment of our region through significant voluntary contributions. Now is the time to reward that special, hard-working woman or young lady who has always amazed you; that woman who always finds time to commit to the community and

serves as a mentor to other women. March 11, 5-9pm.

Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $35 members, $40 Community.

Meetings Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or www. showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check www.afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing.

Various Locations, Various.

Bend Car Club All makes, models and vintages of European cars welcome. Second Sunday of every month, 7pm. GoodLife Brewing, 70 SW Columbia Dr. Central Oregon Infertility Support Group Peer-led support group for women (and occasionally couples) struggling with infertility. Meetings will be an open discussion format among peers. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30pm. St. Charles Medical Center, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-604-0861. Free.

Communicators Plus Toastmasters Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr., Suite 110. 541-388-6146.

Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome.

Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. Live Talk Moderated discussion group with voted topics. First Thursday of every month, 6:30pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

Lyme Disease Group of Central Oregon The group is for anyone fighting Lyme Disease or anyone supporting the ones they love fighting Lyme disease.

This group is intended to grow into a place of love and support for individuals healing from Lyme disease.

A place where they can share their stories and learn from others including lyme literate doctor recommendations, diet, lifestyle, and thriving in a life with Lyme Disease. There will also be demonstrations and speakers from the surrounding areas addressing various aspects of living with Lyme Disease. Second Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. Free.

Money and the Meaning of Life Rev. Antonia Won (pre-recorded). The news is all about money these days as we watch the corporate world lose grip on reality. And yet, talking about money can be one of the most powerful spiritual conversations we can have. What are your two cents doing today? March 8, 10:30-11:45am. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Road. 541-385-3908. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon.

First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541306-6844. Free.

What’s Brewing? A weekly open forum on topics relevant to citizens of Central Oregon, Crook County in particular. Topics range from political issues to current events and local interests. Wednesdays, 7-8am. through May 13. Meadow Lakes Golf Course, 300 SW Meadow Lakes Dr. 541-280-4097. Free.

Sports Event

FootZone’s Triathlon Training Group Info Night Are you ready for a triathlon? How do you coordinate training for three events? What if swimming if not your strong point? Should you sign up for FootZone’s Triathlon Training Group? Answers to these questions and more at our Triathlon Training Group info night.

The tri group starts April 11 and prepares you for the Deschutes Dash or the Pacific Crest Sports Festival.

March 11, 6-7pm. FootZone, 842 NWall St. 541-3173568. Free.

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Roller Derby Attack of the All-Stars (Bend vs.

Salem) Lava City Roller Dolls’ all-star team, Smokin’ Ashes, takes on Cherry City Derby Girls’ 8-Wheel Assassins from Salem. Doors open at 4 pm. Junior derby (Lava City’s Cinder Kittens vs. Cherry City’s Cherry Blossoms) starts at 4:30 pm. Adult bout starts at 6 pm. Don’t miss out on the all-star roller derby action. March 7, 6-8:30pm. Cascade Indoor Sports, 20775 High Desert Lane. 541-330-1183. Two for $10 in advance (online). $10 per person at the door. $5 for seniors, kids 6-11, military, students with ID. Kids 5 and under free.

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Dutch Ovens, Sausage Making and Wild Beasts Learn to cook at the Central Oregon Sportsmen’s Show

BY PHIL BUSSE

Tiffany Haugen’s roots run deep in the Willamette Valley; five generations all told.

Her grandfather, a former cattle rancher, is 102 years old and still lives near Springfield where almost all of the family members grew up. Haugen, a popular food columnist and cookbook author, explains that her grandparents knew each other growing up, and her parents went to elementary school together, as did she and her future husband, although she was a year younger and they didn’t start dating until after college (he went to University of Oregon, and she to Oregon State, and quips that they eat a

lot more duck than beaver).

Yet, in spite of what seems like a homesteading mentality, Haugen has spent a good portion of her adult life wandering to the farther reaches of the earth. Along with her husband, she spent several years teaching in remote Alaska, where they lived on caribou and moose. “You’ve gotta get out of town now and again,” she says modestly.

Moreover, that balance between the familiar and the exotic also seems to define the dishes that Haugen likes to cook and teach. Much of her cooking centers around game—bird, salmon, elk—but

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she presents in a way that is much more elegant Betty Crocker than campfire simple. “My favorite go-to is coconut milk,” she says. “It keeps lean meat nice and moist.”

“I’m a home cook, not a chef,” points out Haugen, who will present seminars on “Butchering and Cooking Big Game” and “Smoking Fish and Big Game” at this weekend’s Central Oregon Sportsmen’s Show.

She is one of the four so-labeled “camp cooking chefs” presenting on topics like “Dutch Oven cuisine” and “filleting, grilling, canning and smoking salmon.”

Roger Neufeldt is another presenter— and another Oregonian with deep roots to the state. Born on the coast, his parents moved to The Dalles during the mid-1950s’ construction boom there, when a massive dam was being built along the Columbia River. At the time, his dad was a manager for Safeway. Eventually, his dad purchased his own grocery store along Hwy 35 and, as a kid, Neufeldt worked as a meat cutter there.

Decades later, when his parents retired and sold the grocery store, the new owner wasn’t interested in providing fresh and custom-cut meats, and handed off the gear—the grinders and meat saws—to Neufeldt, who took it home and for years would hold sausage parties (sorry, couldn’t resist) at the end of hunting season. “Whatever we get lucky enough to bag in season,” he says about the sausages they would make, anywhere from 30 to 300 pounds worth. Only a year ago did he start making sausage commercially.

“The best sausage is all pork,” indicates Neufeldt, but says he mostly does wild game. “That’s the nice thing about making sausage is you can put in anything you want.”

Central Oregon Sportsmen’s Show Noon-8 pm, Thurs & Fri, 10 am-8 pm Sat, 10 am-4 pm Sun. Deschutes Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way. $10/$15 2-day pass.

RECIPE

Tiffany’s Red Curry Venison 1 pound venison, cubed 2 tablespoons peanut or coconut oil 1-2 inches fresh ginger, minced 1-2 tablespoons red curry paste 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1 can coconut milk Salt to taste 1/2 cup fresh basil, chopped

In a large skillet, heat oil on medium. Add ginger and sauté one minute. Add red curry paste and brown sugar, sauté until bubbly. Add meat to curry mixture and brown. Reduce heat to low and add coconut milk. Salt to taste. Simmer 45 minutes or until meat is tender. Remove from heat, add basil and serve over rice.

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The Wild Wizards at de Garde Or why Tillamook really should be your next weekend roadie

BY KEVIN GIFFORD

KEVIN GIFFORD

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When de Garde Brewing held its first public event at a bottle shop in Portland nearly two years ago, they had just a few beers on hand; the bubbly, sparkly, 2 percent-ABV Bu Weisse serving as its flagship. Time, it cannot be denied, has rewarded de Garde well.

That much was plain at de Garde’s latest release event, held on its premises outside of Tillamook last weekend. Founder and head brewer Trevor Rogers first opened the wild-fermentation brewery in a small downtown building, which he outgrew almost instantaneously once word got around Portland about the delicate Berliner weisses, virtuosity with fruit adjuncts, and intense barrel-aged selection Rogers was conjuring up nearer the coast. Soon de Garde had a space in a business park nearby the Tillamook Air Museum; now it’s taken over the whole building, lining it with dozens of barrels and several foeders—very large, upright barrels capable of carrying more than a thousand gallons of fermenting beer—that Rogers now uses to produce enough Bu Weisse for the entire state of Oregon.

Dozens of beers were available for tasting at the event, from special imperial versions of Bu infused with almost every type of berry you can think of to L’Hiver Mélange No. 1, a 9.3% ABV dark wild ale aged in oak bourbon barrels that tastes closer to liquor than beer.

There were several guest taps, too, most notably a raspberry-lemon Berliner from Miami, Florida-based J Wakefield Brewing that reminded one more of Hi-C juice boxes than anything alcoholic. (Such “Florida weisses” are in heavy demand in the South, although most don’t hold a candle to the Bu series.)

De Garde’s taproom is open Thursday through Sunday, but watch the Facebook page for info on a 2nd anniversary party in May. If last week’s release event was any indication, it’ll be a must for any Oregonian who likes drinking on the wild side.

FOOD & DRINK EVENTS Food Events Benefit for Westside Village Magnet School On Friends and Family Nights, bring everyone you know out for burgers, beers, wine, cocktails, salads, sandwiches, tater tots, the day’s specials and more – because at the end of the night, 50% of the evening’s total sales are donated to the beneficiary!

The more you order, the more is earned for a good cause! March 10, 5pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. Gluten Free Dinner An entirely gluten free, multicourse plated dinner! Advanced tickets required.

Plated courses. Communal seating. Call 541-7280703 for tickets. March 12, 6pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1.

Gluten-Free Five-Course Dinner Enjoy a fivecourse entirely gluten-free meal. Menu by Chef Phillip Michael Price. FIRST TASTE: Burrata, fennel, blood orange, parsley, olive oil. PEANUT, BELLY, & JELLY: Braised Carlton Farms pork belly, strawberry jelly, salt-roasted peanuts. SEA, CREAM, & CRUNCH: Roasted sockeye salmon, lemon thyme aioli, micro herbs, crisp potato. A GAUCHO IN BEND: Painted Hills ribeye, chimichurri, charred lemon, grilled baby corn. A SWEET FINISH Crème Brûlée, Pink Peppercorn, Bay Laurel, Thyme, Crisp Sugar $50 per person. Communal Seating. Plated Courses. ADVANCED TICKETS REQUIRED! TIX on Sale @ BTBS or by calling 541-728-0703 March 12, 6:30-9:30pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1. 541-728-0703. $50.

Wood-Fired Cuisine Back by popular demand, we will be stoking up the wood-fired pizza oven and preparing some of our favorite pizzas and new recipes, too. Look forward to an appetizer, pizzas and a dessert out of the wood-fired oven. March 11, 6-8pm. The Well Traveled Fork, 3437 Greenleaf Way. 541-312-0097. $85.

Beer Events Beer and Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join

us every Friday and Saturday. Fridays-Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free.

Beer Tasting: Winter and Spring Seasonals Tastings of more than 20 beers by 11 Northwest breweries including Deschutes, Elysian, Hopworks, Juniper, Laurelwood, Oblivion, River Bend, Steens Mountain, Sunriver, Terminal Gravity and Worthy. All indoor exhibits will be open during the event thanks to sponsorship by Advisory Services and Investments.

March 5, 4:30-8pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Members $3, Non-members $5. Beer tasting package $10, includes souvenir glass and five tasting tickets. Additional tastings $1 per ticket.

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Chicks with Chalk Juniper Brewing Company of Redmond is pleased to present “Chicks with Chalk,” a four-person exhibition of pastel paintings by Shandel Gamer, Nancy Misek, Michelle Oberg and Laura Jo Sherman from January 31 – March 12 in the brewery’s taproom. Juniper Brewing Company of Redmond was inspired by a passion for brewing great craft beer. Co-owners Curt Endicott and Scott Lesmeister have pledged to consistently offer the “highest quality ales to the growing populous of enlightened consumers.” First Wednesday-Sunday of every month, noon-8pm. through March 12. Juniper Brewing Company, 1950 SW Badger Ave. Suite 103,.

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First Firkin Friday for National Ski Patrol Join us for First Firkin Friday, benefiting Mt. Bachelor National Ski Patrol and sponsored by Worthy Brewing, with a huge raffle. We’ll be tapping the keg of Worthy Lights Out Stout at 4:30 pm with 100 percent of the proceeds from the keg going to Mt. Bachelor National Ski Patrol. Hourly raffle drawings include: Powder House demos and ski tune gift certificates, Maui Jim sunglasses, Mt. Bachelor National Ski Patrol swag, Nevado Mountain Adventures swag, Black Diamond Warrant skis 188cm and a Mt. Bachelor Season Pass for 2015/2016. Mt. Bachelor National Ski Patrol will also have Hydroflasks, hats and shirts for sale. March 6, 4:30-10pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1.

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ART WATCH

Beer Bottle Beauty

BY KELSEY ROOK

Our Artist of the Month is a local photographer who captures beer and the outdoors

BY KELSEY ROOK

BREW DADDY

The intersections of art, public spaces, inspiration, and feminism come together in the kickoff of the 2015 MUSE Women’s Conference at its 2015 MUSE Art Walk held during the First Friday Art Walk in downtown Bend March 6. From literary figures such as Homer’s sirens to “Saturday Night Live” alumna and “30 Rock” creator Tina Fey, art revelers will find 22 heroine-celebrating portraits at Hot Box Betty (903 NW Wall). There will also be information to enter the MUSE Art Walk photo contest, which encourages participants to selfie with the likeness of Jane Goodall and Annie Leibovitz for a chance to win MUSE swag and a 2015 camp pass.

Painter Katie Daisy’s prolific work—her licensed work has been reproduced on everything from journals to washi tape and even iPhone cases—feels like awakening from a summertime nap in a field of wildflowers complete with a thermos of chamomile tea and snuggly kittens; her style is, in a word, dreamy.

Daisy’s muse is Frida Kahlo, the Mexican painter best known for her iconic unibrow and marriage to Diego Rivera, whose unflinching self-portraits made her an emblem of indigenous rights and feminist movements worldwide.

Self-described “beertographer” and Bend resident Matthew Ward (aka: Bend Brew Daddy) has two passions common to a large swath of Central Oregonians: photography and craft beers. A stay-at-home dad, Ward was in the habit of heading outside with a beer in hand for some alone time when his wife Lisa came home from work at night. One such evening, he found himself captivated by the vivid colors on the horizon refracting through his amber glass. Ward has spent the last two years, as he jokingly puts it, “obsessed with taking beer photos.” But his Bend Brew Daddy brand is about much more than simply documenting a good brew. Ward’s kinetic and playful photography style—he is fond of balancing bottles and glasses in amazingly acrobatic configurations—captures the dynamic flavors and outdoorsy ethos of Central Oregon’s fine breweries and the beers they produce.

The Source: What beer are you drinking right now?

Matthew Ward: Something hoppy or sour...or both! Ching Ching by Bend Brewing Company, Maui Wowie by Silver Moon, Comatose by GoodLife and Half Hitch by Crux are my current local favorites. Before we moved to Bend in 2009, I was a red wine kinda guy. If I had a beer at all, it would be a stout, like Guinness or Murphy’s. Being in Bend, I’ve developed a taste for hops and a passion for craft beer.

SW: Why did you decide to turn your lens on craft beers?

MW: Craft beer is extremely photogenic, and dare I say, sexy! The colors are so vivid, and there’s a sort of translucence in beer and bottles that I’m really drawn to. I would say it is the equivalent of someone who photographs hot rods or classic cars. There’s a passion behind it.

SW: How does your approach to still life photography differ from the usual stock photos—bubbly brews poured into a glass set next to a bottle—that are typical of beer photography?

MW: I never really thought of my work as still life, because of all the action and movement I like to capture in my shots.

Having been a photographer for most of my life, I’m constantly dabbling with different styles and techniques—both artisti-

cally and commercially—and always looking for that one thing that will set me apart. Balancing bottles and glassware on all kinds of earthly surfaces is my claim to fame, but I like the traditional bottle on table shots from time to time as well. One of the hashtags I use on Instagram is #craftbeeracrobat. I am obsessed with creating beerscapes that have never been done before. The great thing about craft beer is that I’m continually inspired to keep things fresh. It’s a case where art inspires art.

SW: How do you determine the right setting for your “models?”

MW: When I’m home, I usually look outside at the sky and get a gauge on how the scene feels. Then, I stare into my beer fridge (yes, I have a beer fridge) to find the right pairing. I pair with things like lighting, feel, color, location, season, etc. Sometimes, this process takes so long, the outside look and feeling has changed by the time I have chosen the brew. With the Silver Moon Get Sum shot in the calendar, the label portrays an outdoor, active lifestyle, with little figures climbing the letter “U”. In choosing the location at Smith Rock, it was important to the feeling of the shot to have actual rock climbers in view. My wife Lisa was able to climb above me to set up the shot, while I stayed below several feet with my camera.

SW: Why did you create the Bend Brew Daddy calendar?

MW: The Bend Brew Daddy Calendar was created out of two necessities. One, I wanted a way to find all of the beer events in one place. Two, I needed an item under $20. All my work before the calendar was in the form of canvas prints. Although they are stunning to look at, I wasn’t selling a ton of them, and felt a need for an item to showcase my photography while providing excellent value to the end user. The main objective was to create something that was desirable and valuable, even to those who had a calendar already. I’m excited to get going on the 2016 version soon.

Brew Daddy exhibit Bishops, 130 NW Oregon 6-9 pm, Friday, March 6

“Frida never needed a mirror or the voices of society to understand herself,” said Daisy. “She found who she was by expressing herself through art.”

For her muse portrait, Daisy drew inspiration from Kahlo’s bravery and perseverance as a woman who endured a lifetime of chronic pain, and often drew from symbolic imagery of her physical and psychological wounds in her work.

“She inspires me to live a daring life of truth and bravery,” said Daisy. “I’m encouraged to lean into my pain when it’s there, feel it full-being, and always express what’s on my heart.”

Daisy’s original Frida portrait will be on display at COSAS NW (115 NW Minnesota) for the month of March.

According to Bend painter and yogi Sheila Dunn, just as inspiring as her muse was the group of women who coalesced around the MUSE Art Walk project.

“It was so inspiring to be in a room full of dedicated creatives,” said Dunn.

Dunn’s current work is an expression of color and movement—her wide, multi-colored brush strokes fill the canvas with energy and textural vibrancy.

This translates well to her choice in muses, Eleanor Roosevelt. The bold and outspoken first lady is known for her advocacy for women’s and civil rights as well as the poor. For Dunn, Roosevelt embodies the spirit of the MUSE conference as a woman whose life was dedicated to social justice.

“My work is typically rooted in personal narratives, so this was a great opportunity to broaden my artistic lens and explore painting as a vehicle for activism,” said Dunn.

Dunn’s Roosevelt portrait will hang in Bellatazza Café (869 NW Wall St Ste 101).

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An Open Book

Comedian Ian Harvie and his raw comedy Ian Harvie was just a regular 30-something guy, working as a web developer in Portland, Maine, when an unexpected piece of mail dramatically changed the course of his life.

The postcard for a standup comedy-writing workshop set Harvie on a path that would take him to the stage and the screen with some of the biggest names in the entertainment industry.

“It struck me like a bolt of lightening when I hit the stage my first time after taking that writing class, that comedy was my art medium,” Harvie tells the Source. “I was hooked from day one even in the writing class, but performing it was what cemented it for me.”

He kicked off his professional comedy career in 2002 and four years later he was opening for iconic comedian Margaret Cho on tour. The first openly transgender comedian went on to produce and host “The Ian Harvie Show,” a late-night style show based in L.A. in which he interviews a variety of celebrity guests, especially those in the LGBTQ community. Past guests have included Jane Lynch, Alan Cumming, Suzanne Westenhoefer and Buck Angel. Harvie has been touring solo since 2009.

But recently, his career took a turn in a new direction.

Harvie heard through a friend that producer Jill Soloway was creating a new television show and looking to cast transgender actors to play transgender characters (a rela-

tive rarity—most trans characters are played by actors who are not themselves transgender; notably, Jared Leto in Dallas Buyers Club). After sharing his story with Soloway, he was invited to play the role of “Dale” in “Transparent,” an Amazon Prime original series that tells the story of a Jewish family whose patriarch is transitioning to live as a woman.

The character is a teaching assistant in a college women’s studies class who has a brief fling with one of the daughters.

“When she called to tell me, I thanked her and said, ‘I won’t let you down.’ She quickly said back, ‘No, I won’t let you down,’” Harvie recalls. “I knew I was about to embark on something really beautiful and revolutionary in art making, I just didn’t know at the time just how far the reach would be, and how moving to so many others, outside the trans community, it would be.”

“Transparent,” which debuted in February 2014, went on to win two Golden Globes this year—Best Television Series (Musical or Comedy) and Best Actor, for Jeffrey Tambor’s portrayal of the family’s patriarch-turned-matriarch, Maura Pfefferman. The show, which was met with rave critical reviews, was greenlit for a second season last October, and is expected to return sometime this year. Like the groundbreaking series, Harvie says he hopes his comedy breaks down barriers and brings people together.

“People often think that because you are laughing that its

Keeping Books Alive

Ann Patchett writes—and sells—books

BY CHRISTIE HINRICHS

In 2011, the last bookstore in Nashville closed its doors. The book was dead, they said. Who needs bookstores when you can download the most popular titles straight to your preferred device—or better yet, wait for the film adaptation to hit theaters?

But Ann Patchett, a lifelong Nashvillian and bestselling author, was having none of it.

She recalled visiting the neighborhood bookstore of her youth, Mills, where the booksellers remembered your name and that you liked historical fiction over contemporary mysteries. Despite the dire warnings from her friends and colleagues in the literary industry, who insisted the indie bookstore was a dying breed, when Patchett was approached by a would-be partner to open a brand

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somehow not intimate, but I think it’s one of the most vulnerable things we can do with each other,” Harvie explains.

“The moment after we share a laugh our shoulders lower, our guard goes down. So when you combine that kind of disarmament with funny and education or human storytelling, you can be truly seen, heard and connect with people over shared experience. And even if they can’t relate, there is connection over a simple human laugh.”

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new storefront in downtown Nashville, she didn’t hesitate. And thus, Parnassus Books, one of the most successful and beloved independents in the country, was born.

In the years since, Patchett has become a champion for independent booksellers, using her celebrity as an author to serve as a spokesperson on “The Colbert Report,” NPR, “The Martha Stewart Show,” and many others. Her passion in the service of literature has earned her numerous accolades, not least of which was inclusion in Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People In the World in 2012. And we haven’t even begun talking about the books she’s written.

Patchett has penned six novels and five works of nonfiction. Her books have been both New York Times Notable Books and bestsellers, and have been translated into 30 languages. She won the Orange Prize for fiction and the PEN/Faulkner award in 2002 for Bel Canto, about a group of terrorists and their hostages, living in a house together for several months. Her 2011 State of Wonder, which the New York Times’ Maureen Corrigan described as “a masterpiece of a novel about the awful price of love and the terror of its inevitable loss,” explores the heart of the Amazonian delta, where a pharmaceutical researcher is sent to discover what happened to a field team that has been silent for two years.

Her most recent book, This is the Story of a Happy Marriage, is a collection of heart-rending essays that the author describes as “made from the things that were at hand—writing and love, work and loss. I may have roamed in my fiction, but this work tends to reflect a life lived closer to home.”

Patchett fearlessly examines the romantic relationships of her life—those that failed, and those that endure—caretaking for her elderly grandmother, her early career challenges (as a freelance writer for Seventeen, Gourmet, GQ and New York Times Magazine), and what the book, in all of its holdit-in-your-hand physical glory, means to her.

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The “new” Oregon Desert Trail offers an 800-mile trek through solitude

BY PHIL BUSSE

The difference between the Pacific Crest Trail and the Oregon Desert Trail, explains Shane Von Schlemp who has walked both, is a lot of “space-out time.” He goes on to explain that the famous PCT is well-marked—and increasingly well-trodden—while ODT is, at best, a faint trail that meanders through some of Oregon’s most hard-scrabbled and remote reaches.

“It’s so new,” he says, “you have to be constantly paying attention.” He adds, “It’s a lot more a thinking man’s trail so [as] not to get lost.”

Last May, Von Schlemp took his first step along the 800-mile-long trail. It was a day after a two-week-long searing hot temperatures; a rain storm had cooled the desert and the timing was perfect. He was loaded down with a pack as heavy as 40 pounds at some points—and it was his second long-distance trek in four years.

“I came to a point in my life when I needed to do these now instead of 20 years later when I retire,” he says, explaining why, in his mid-30s, he took up long distance trekking. In addition to hiking the PCT and ODT, Von Schlemp recently returned to Oregon from a trek in New Zealand and, in April, is scheduled to hike the Continental Divide.

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When he first struck out on the PCT in 2010, he had been working in the software industry as an analyst and marketer.

Von Schlemp saved up enough vacation time for the six-week adventure and, although he expresses a great deal of respect for Cheryl Strayed, he says that it is actually Jon Krakauer’s Into the Wild that he credits with sparking his curiosity in these treks.

“I started to reflect on myself,” he explains. “‘Man, I haven’t had any real adventure like that,’” he says he thought, and then hastens to add, “I didn’t want to go out and die, but I did want a sense of adventure.”

The first complete thru-hike of the ODT was made during the summer of 2013 by Sage Clegg. It largely traverses over BLM land and patches together remote federal tracts. Unlike the PCT with its well-marked pathways, ODT is what is hikers call a “conceptual hiking route.” The trailhead is east of Bend, and yarns southeast for some 200 miles before doglegging just above the California border. In the Owyhee Canyonlands in the state’s southeast corner, the route even leaves a dirt trail completely and requires “hikers” to swim along a river. From the desert floor to Steens Mountain, temperatures can fluctuate 100 degrees in a 24-hour span.

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Von Schlemp admits that it required a great deal more planning than his walk on the PCT—like heading out days before in a 4x4 Toyota pickup and stashing five-gallon containers of water. But those challenges also intensified rewards.

“I had the whole thing to myself,” he says enthusiastically.

In addition to hiking the PCT, Von Schlemp also has hiked extensively through the Columbia Gorge, but the barrenness and beauty of Central and Eastern Oregon surprised him. “I feel really naïve that I didn’t know this didn’t existed,” he admits. “You have these great opportunities if you enjoy solitude.”

“It is a gem,” he exclaims. “You’re taking a trip in a time machine to go there.”

All told, it took him 34 days, including 24 days without any other human contact.

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Since the deservedly successful novel Wild, by Cheryl Strayed, was published and adapted to the big screen, thru-hiking the Pacific Crest Trail has moved to the top of every Tom, Dick, and Sally’s bucket list. For those of us interested in the challenge and fulfillment a thru-hike offers, but seeking less of a time commitment and a lot more solitude, there are a number of viable options.

Cascades Mountaineers Meeting Promoting outings, enhancing training and experience, and expanding a sense of community among Central Oregon mountaineering enthusiasts are the goals of Cascades Mountaineers. Join monthly meetings to discuss recent outings and plan new outings. Second Wednesday of every month, 7-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1. Free.

Twin Bridges Ride Weekly group ride led by shop mechanic Nick Salerno in conjunction with Visit Bend. Riding the registered Twin Bridges Scenic Bikeway, this great road ride has a decent pace challenging all levels. Come a little early for a fresh pastry and a beautifully crafted Stumptown morning beverage. Saturdays, 9:30amnoon. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks.

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Pacific Northwest Trail This 1,200-mile trail passes through some of the most awe-inspiring scenery this nation has to offer. Beginning at the Montana-Canada border, this path passes through Glacier National Park, the pristine Flathead National Forest, through the panhandle of Idaho, across North Cascades National Park and the Mt. Baker National Forest, down through the San Juan Islands over Deception Pass, into Olympic National Park, through the Hoh River Rainforest, and up the Olympic coastline, terminating at Cape Alava. Thru-hiking usually moves westbound and begins in June. Best of all, this trail only sees, on average, 20 thru-hikers a year. pnt.org Oregon Desert Trail Only three years old, this trail allows folks to explore the oft-underappreciated beauty of the lonesome, arid west. Situated right here in our own back yard, the 800-mile trail runs through Hart Mountain National Antelope Refuge, Steens Mountain and the Owyhee Canyonlands.

The good folks at Oregon Natural Desert Association have put together a trail guide, available on their website. Read more about the trail on p. 28. onda.com Portland to Coast Trail For a trail so new it doesn’t officially exist yet, check out the Salmonberry Corridor trail. This path, staked out over the course of many years by Portlander Jim Thayer, makes use of discontinued rail lines paralleling the Salmonberry River. Technically the trail runs from Banks, just west of Portland proper, to the coast, and follows the coastline down to Tillamook. Follow developments on the trails progression to legitimacy and check out the map on the Salmonberry Corridor Coalition’s website. salmonberrycorridor.wordpress.com

Fat Bike Group Ride! It’s winter but that doesn’t mean you have to hibernate! Get on the bike and stay in shape with us! (Fat bike that is). Don’t have a fat bike? No problem, we have demos starting at $30! (reservations are strongly recommended) Saturdays, 9am-1pm. through March 28. Bend Cyclery, 133 SW Century Dr. Suite 202. 541-385-5256. Free.

Fleet Feet Group Walks Thursdays, 6pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. Free.

FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a three- to five-mile run. Wednesdays-noon. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Full Moon XC Ski Join us for a moonlight XC ski outing on the trails at Swampy or Meissner Sno-Park. Depart from the store at 7:30pm and carpool to destination based on wants of the group. Dress warm, bring food and water, at least one headlamp and a few dollars for the grooming donation box. XC ski demos are free for the evening on a first-come, first-served basis. To demo skis please arrive 30 minutes early with credit card and drivers license. Call 541-385-8080 with questions. March 7, 7:15-10pm. Pine Mountain Sports, 255 SW Century Dr. 541-385-8080. Free.

Moms Running Group Rain or shine, FootZone hosts runs from three to four and a half-miles every Thursday meeting at FootZone. Thursdays,

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Move it Mondays First and third Monday of the month will be a trail run, we will meet at FootZone and then carpool to the location. Second and fourth Mondays runs start and end at FootZone. 3-5 miles and paces between 7 and 12 minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568.

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Snowshoe Tours Where: USFS snowshoe hut near Mt. Bachelor’s West Village Mountain Gateway building. Join a naturalist on a snowshoe tour at Mt. Bachelor and learn about alpine environments and the natural features of the Cascade Range. Wear snow boots and warm winter clothing. No previous experience required and snowshoes will be provided. Brought to you in partnership by US Forest Service, Mt. Bachelor, and Discover Your Forest. Saturdays-Sundays, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. through March 29.

Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530.

Free, donations to support tours and other Discover Your Forest programs, are greatly appreciated.

Thursday Night Growler Runs Three-and fivemile runs with several pace groups to accommodate any running level. Upon return we will crack open a growler of local beer, courtesy of Growler Phil’s, to celebrate your commitment to fitness.

Thursdays, 5:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. Free.

Thursday Snowshoe Outings Weekly group snowshoe outings (around 2 miles per outing) along different snowshoe trails in the region.

Please bring your own snowshoes. Pre-register through Bend P&R. Thursdays, 9:30am-1:30pm. through March 12. Bend Park & Recreation District, 799 SW Columbia St. 541-706-6116. $16 - $19 per day.

Trail Course Play and Pay Day Fundraiser Come practice your trail course maneuvering skills on the trail course at Rolling M Ranch in Sisters, then participate in a friendly competition to win a little cash. WEATHER PERMITTING!!

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Endless Activities: Whiplash is intense. Way more intense than one would expect, given that it’s about a kid learning how to play the drums. That kid is Andrew (Miles Teller), and he’s studying at a New York music conservatory that Fletcher (J.K. Simmons, who won an Oscar last week for this best supporting role) rules like a glowering god. To learn from Fletcher is to learn from the best, and when Andrew is selected for the honor, we see his dream— to become “one of the greats”—become obtainable.

But Fletcher, furious and iron-willed, tolerates nothing but perfection, and his methods veer into verbal and physical abuse.

Fletcher will destroy Andrew if he thinks there’s a chance Andrew might survive; Andrew, jaw clenched and hands bleeding, thinks he can survive. Throw some drums behind R. Lee Ermey’s Full Metal Jacket monologue and you get the general idea.

Whiplash’s single-minded focus is its most engaging feature (this movie somehow makes learning to play the drums feel like a matter of life and death) and also its Achilles’ heel (the entire arc of the film’s only female character, gamely played by Melis-

sa Benoist, consists of getting asked out by Andrew, going on a date with Andrew, and getting dumped by Andrew). But given its goals—and with strong turns from Teller and Simmons—Whiplash isn’t that different from Fletcher’s brutal teaching style: When the results are this good, it’s hard to argue with the method.

The film is also intriguing for its own production story: Four years ago, it started as a play written by Damien Chazelle, then-26 years old and a former competitive drummer. A short bit of that play was produced as an 18 minute film, which debuted at Sundance in 2013. And, the film so captured attention that a feature length production for it was commissioned (for a mere $3 million)—and went on to premier at Sundance in 2014.

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FILM EVENTS A “Wild” Night in Bend BendFilm will host the screening of two documentaries focused on celebrating the stunning beauty of the Pacific Crest Trail and the 50th anniversary of the Wilderness Act. Opening the double bill is The Meaning of Wild, a trip through the Tongass National Forest of Southeast Alaska that follows a wildlife cameraman as he travels through the area by any means possible while running into bears, choppy waters and a harsh and unforgiving wilderness. The headlining film is Only the Essential, by former Bendite Colin Arisman. The film follows Arisman and his friend Casey Gannon as they thru-hike the PCT over five months and 2,668 miles from Mexico to Canada. Filmmakers will be on hand for a Q&A afterward.

Saturday, March 7, 7 pm. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. $10.

Tower Theatre 75th Anniversary Come celebrate the Tower’s 75th Anniversary by screening the first film ever shown there. The film is the 1939 family drama Four Wives starring the Invisible Man himself, Claude Rains, and directed by Michael Curtiz, the badass behind Casablanca and Angels With Dirty Faces. The film was part of a series of movies about the fictional Lane family and their trials and tribulations, which continued from Four Daughters and was followed by Four Mothers. The film also will be screened with cartoons and newsreels from the 1940s, and BendFilm Executive Director Todd Looby will share some history of the movie and filmmakers before the screening begins. Bring your penny farthings, and a shiny quarter for admission. It is also the same price of admission in 1939.

Sunday, March 8, 6 pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. 25¢.

Bolshoi Ballet: Romeo and Juliet The legendary Bolshoi Ballet presents William Shakespeare’s (arguably) most well-known play, Romeo and Juliet. Capulets vs. Montagues is poetically fitting when looked at through the lens of the current controversy about dancers being forced to sleep with wealthy patrons and the 2013 attack with sulfuric acid on the artistic director by one of the male dancers. The behindthe-scenes drama will add some much needed spark to this oft-told tale of young love; just try and see if it’s possible to separate the company from the product.

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AMERICAN SNIPER The true story of Chris Kyle, the most killingest sniper in US military history.

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BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE) A washed up comic strip actor takes on an adaptation of his old character, Birdman, after a long fade into delusion. With Michael Keaton as the ignorant, but self-confident lead and supporting actors Emma Stone, Zach Galifianakis and Edward Norton, this movie should be equal parts depressing and hilarious.

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THE DUFF DUFF stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend and is about a young woman who finds out she’s the DUFF of her group and besides to try and upend her place in the social pecking order.

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY The timeless saga of Christian Grey, the billionaire industrialist who likes a bit of BDSM with his orange juice and Anastasia Steele, the working class girl who’s never had an orgasm. Just like Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy or Heathcliff and Catherine, their incredible exploration of love crosses boundaries like mild torture, tons of pocket condoms and no scat play, whatsoever. Making libraries a little dirtier since 2011. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX FOCUS Will Smith and Margot Robbie as con artists getting ready to take down some marks sounds pretty delightful. Even though Smith’s movie star power has somewhat dimmed over the last few years, people forget that when he’s given a strong role, he tends to knock it out of the park. Not saying that this movie has that going for it, but Margot Robbie is damned delightful and if she and Will Smith had a baby, it would be too beautiful to look at. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Pine Theater, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House

THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES Yes, cynics can say that Peter Jackson turned a very small book into a bloated trilogy that misses the point of Tolkien’s world completely. To them I say nay. Yes, the adaptation didn’t necessarily need to be three films, but Jackson’s Middle Earth is so meticulously created that the films feel like a reunion with old friends, not a punishing slog. As Smaug brings fire upon Laketown, don’t be surprised if your cynicism gives way to wonder. St.Francis Theater HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 Hot Tub Time Machine: The First is an underrated little joke machine where four friends travel back in time to when they were young and simple. This time, the foursome (with Adam Scott replacing John Cusack) travel to the future to prevent a past assassination. I’m sure it will all make sense. Not that it needs to. As long as Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Rob Corddrey and Adam Scott bring the funny, then the plot is secondary. Old Mill Stadium

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THE IMITATION GAME Benedict Cumberbatch playing Alan Turing during his Bletchley Park days?!?!?! All of this cautious optimism is becoming overwhelming, especially since the film is focusing on his efforts in code breaking during WWII instead of following typical bio-pic rhythms. This moment in history is ripe with possibilities for adaptation and as long as Cumberbatch doesn’t start overstaying his welcome, then this film should be a show stopping drama. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House

JUPITER ASCENDING From the creators of The Matrix Trilogy and the criminally underrated masterpiece Cloud Atlas. Jupiter Ascending is either poised to be this year’s sleeper sci-fi hit or a flop the size of Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai mustache.

Mila Kunis plays Jupiter Jones, an unlucky Earth janitor who is actually space royalty and must be protected by Channing Tatum’s half albino, half wolf warrior Caine Wise. If this film is half as good as The Fifth Element, it will be much better than most sci-fi action releases of the last few years. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE The new

film from the madcap bastard behind Layer Cake, Stardust and X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn.

Kingsman has Colin Firth using a bulletproof umbrella and beating a bunch of ass while never breaking a sweat. It also has Samuel L. Jackson dressing like Jay-Z, talking with a lisp and hellbent on world domination. I mean, sure, this could be one of the worst movies ever made, but it won’t be. It will be gloriously, batshit insane. Old Mill

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THE LAZARUS EFFECT A group of medical students figure out a way to bring the dead back to life, but when the dead are reanimated, they’re bringing some nasty stuff back with them. I saw this movie before when it was called Flatliners and had Julia Roberts, Kiefer Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Kevin Bacon and one of the damned Baldwins in it. That movie was awesome. This one won’t be because it didn’t even have the common courtesy to call this one Flatliners 2: The Flattening. Old Mill

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MCFARLAND, USA It’s a Kevin Costner sports movie. That should either be enough to put your butt in a seat or to avoid it altogether. For this writer, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, For Love of the Game and Tin Cup are awesome enough for him to deserve faith in his movies. If it’s half as good as Remember the Titans then I won’t be complaining.

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A MOST VIOLENT YEAR It is 1981, one of NYC’s deadliest years. The film follows the Morales family as it tries to expand a business in a time when the city’s corruption and violence makes it difficult. A Most Violent Year is one of 2014’s most talked about films and the performances by Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain are ones for the ages. Tin Pan Theater PADDINGTON I grew up with Paddington Bear and love him as much as anyone. He taught me wonderful lessons on friendship, love and family that have stayed with me forever that I will probably teach my kids one day. This Paddington, the one in the film, looks like he is going to kill and eat me while I sleep. His dead-eyed stare makes me long for a simpler time, when my childhood heroes didn’t look like Dali’s worst nightmares.

Please keep him away from me. Old Mill Stadium

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SONG OF THE SEA A beautiful animated Irish folk tale by the makers of The Secret of Kells. Saoirse is the last of the Selkie, women who turn of seals into girls, and she travels the world freeing magic folk from the clutches of the mundane world. A lovely fable for people of all ages. Tin Pan

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THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER Sponge Bob comes to the surface with a live-action/animated blend, Who Framed Roger Rabbit-style. This looks surreal as hell, like Bosch huffed a few whippets and decided that children should be way more into his work. With all the voice actors returning, this should be a wonderful dive back into one of the weirdest animated world’s ever created. Just don’t blame the film for your acid flashbacks. Those are on you. Old Mill

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STILL ALICE Julianne Moore won an Oscar for her portrayal of Alice Howland, a linguistics professor who starts forgetting words due to early-onset Alzheimers. Oscar voters love an actor taking on a debilitating disease and Moore has been snubbed a few times in the past, so the stars aligned this year to give her the golden dude. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie

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THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING Not to be rude or anything, but Hollywood should stop trying to make Eddie Redmayne a thing. His name sounds like a druid mage in a high school game of D&D and we already have more terrible names than we can deal with since the unfortunate acceptance of Benedict Cumberbatch. Plus, playing Stephen Hawking in a bio-pic is basically giving the Academy an erotic massage in hopes of an Oscar when Mr. Redmayne has yet to pay his dues. And those dues should be a Wayans Bros. movie. Just saying. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House

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Number two great thing about being a cybercriminal: I don’t even have to own my own computer! I can use the one from work! You have to buy all sorts of things when you’re an international jewel thief… such as rope, grappling hooks, circular glass cutters, and French lessons.

Number three great thing about being a cybercriminal: I can stay in my underpants… allllll day. International jewel thieves are constantly changing outfits, trading black ski masks for fancy party tuxedos at a moment’s notice. (It should be noted that international jewel thieves get 25 times more booty than an underwear-wearing cybercriminal…but there’s always Tinder, right?)

Anyway, you know it’s easy to be a cybercriminal when CBS decides to make a show about it. Debuting this week is CSI: Cyber (CBS, Wed., March 4, 10 pm)—another genital wart sprouting from the ever-growing CSI franchise. This one stars Patricia Arquette (who just won an Oscar and is probably kicking herself right now for taking this crappy gig) as well as James Van Der Beek (from “Dawson’s Creek”… let’s pause to sing “I DON’T WANNA WAIT! FOR OUR LIIIIIIVES TO BE OVERRRR!”), and perhaps best of all, Lil’ Bow Wow, who now wants to be called by his real name, “Shad Moss.” HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! RIGHT. No can do, Li’l Bow Wow! Anyway, Arquette plays cyberpsychol-

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Of course, don’t be at all surprised if the hackers in CSI: Cyber are uniformly portrayed as bad guys while the government are sweet angels whose poots smell like cinnamon—thereby completely ignoring the grey area of real life represented by Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, and the NSA. Again, we are talking about CBS, here— whose job is to make overly simplistic entertainment for Republican grandparents who don’t want to be overloaded with too much information. So cut ’em some slack, already!

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): “To be happy is to be able to become aware of oneself without fright,” said heavyweight German philosopher Walter Benjamin, a fellow Cancerian. I am happy to report that there’s a good chance you will soon be blessed with an extraordinary measure of this worry-free self-awareness. And when you do -- when you are basking in an expanded self-knowledge infused with self-love and self-appreciation -- some of your chronic fear will drop away, and you will have at your disposal a very useful variety of happiness.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “As you get older, the

heart sheds its leaves like a tree,” said French novelist Gustave Flaubert. “You cannot hold out against certain winds. Each day tears away a few more leaves; and then there are the storms that break off several branches at one go. And while nature’s greenery grows back again in the spring, that of the heart never grows back.” Do you agree with Flaubert, Leo? I don’t. I say that you can live with such resilient innocence that your heart’s leaves grow back after a big wind, and become ever-more lush and hardy as you age. You can send down such deep, strong roots and stretch your branches toward the sun with such vigor that your heart always has access to the replenishment it needs to flourish. The coming weeks will provide evidence that what I say is true.

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“We thought we were young and that there would be time to love well sometime in the future. This is a terrible way to think. It is no way to live, to wait to love.” That’s your keynote for the coming weeks, Virgo. That’s your wake-up call and the rose-scented note under your pillow and the message scrawled in lipstick on your bathroom mirror. If there is any part of you that believes love will be better or fuller or more perfect in the future, tell that part of you to shut up and embrace this tender command: Now is the time to love with all of your heart and all of your soul and all of your mind.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I love the song “Shine On You Crazy Diamond,” by Pink Floyd.

Other favorites are Tool’s “Third Eye” and Yo La Tengo’s “Pass the Hatchet, I Think I’m Goodkind.” But all of these tunes have a similar

problem. They’re more than 10 minutes long.

Even before my attention span got shrunk by the internet, listening to them tested my patience. Now I have to forcefully induce a state of preternatural relaxation if I want to hear them all the way through. In the coming days, Libra, don’t be like a too-much-of-a-good-thing song.

Be willing to edit yourself. Observe concise boundaries. Get to the point quickly. (You’ll be rewarded for it.)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Sneaking

around isn’t necessary, Scorpio. There’s no useful power to be gained by hiding information or pursuing secret agendas. This is not a time when it’s essential for you to be a master of manipulation who’s 10 steps ahead of everyone else. For now, you are likely to achieve maximum success and enjoy your life the most if you are curious, excitable, and transparent. I invite you to embody the mindset of a creative, precocious child who has a loving mommy and daddy.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1953, Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay became the first humans to reach the summit of Mount Everest. It took them seven weeks to climb the 29,029-foot peak. In 1960, Jacques Piccard and Don Walsh got into a bathyscaphe and sailed to the lowest point on the planet, the Mariana Trench at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. It took them four hours and 47 minutes to go down 36,070 feet. Based on my analysis of your astrological omens, I think the operative metaphor for you in the coming weeks should be the deep descent, not the steep ascent. It’s time to explore and hang out in the depths rather than the heights.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

The African country of Ivory Coast has two different capital cities. Yamoussoukro is the official capital, while Abidjan is the actual capital, where the main governmental action takes place. I suspect there’s a comparable split in your personal realm, Capricorn: a case of mixed dominance. Maybe that’s a good thing; maybe it allows for a balance of power between competing interests. Or perhaps it’s a bit confusing, causing a split in your attention that hampers you from expressing a unified purpose. Now would be a favorable time to think about how well the division is working for you, and to tinker with it if necessary.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I’ve gone on three book tours and done my spoken-word show in scores of bookstores. But one of my favorite author events took place at the Avenue C Laundromat in New York City’s East Village.

There I performed with two other writers as part of the “Dirty Laundry: Loads of Prose” reading series. It was a boisterous event. All of us authors were extra loose and goofy, and the audience offered a lot of funny, good-natured heckling. The unusual location freed everyone up to have maximum amusement. I see the coming weeks as a time when you, too, might thrive by doing what you do best in seemingly out-of-context situations. If you’re not outright invited to do so, I suggest you invite yourself.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): When Arnold-

Schwarzenegger became Governor of California in 2003, the state had the eighth largest economy in the world, right behind Italy and just ahead of Brazil. Schwarzenegger had never before held political office. When Cambodian doctor Haing Nor performed in the film The Killing Fields, for which he ultimately won an Oscar, he had no training as an actor. He was a novice. Will you try to follow in their footsteps, Pisces? Is it possible you could take on a role for which you have no preparation or seasoning?

According to my divinations, the answer is yes.

But is it a good idea? That’s a more complex issue. Trust your gut.

Homework: Devise a plan not to get back to where you once belonged, but rather to where you must some day belong. Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com. © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny

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Gregory Dike, 38, received 11 years in jail for robbing 10 banks across England. Police arrested him after he booked a taxi for his getaway, but the driver realized what was happening and refused to wait. “He was undoubtedly a beginner,” Detective Constable Darren Brown said. “We found robbery ‘self-help’ downloads on his phone,” including one called “How to Rob a Bank.” (BBC News) Randy Gillen Jr., 28, pulled up to a bank drivethrough window in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, intending to pass a fraudulent check, police said.

When he found $500 that a previous customer had left in the carrier, he took it and drove off.

When the customer returned for the money, police identified Gillen from the bank’s surveillance video and traced him to his girlfriend’s house, where officers found him hiding in a closet.

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The Internal Revenue Service rehired hundreds of employees “with known conduct and performance issues,” including 141 who had misfiled their own returns and five known to have intentionally failed to file returns, according to an audit by the agency’s inspector general. The report noted that nearly 20 percent of the workers with prior problems continued having problems paying their taxes after they were rehired. (The Washington Times)

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A court in Northern Ireland convicted Morrison Wilson, 58, of assaulting a neighbor with his belly. Wilson, described as “heavy-set,” told Belfast Magistrate’s Court he was trying to get the retired woman off his lawn when he “bounced her back” with his “big belly.” (Northern Ireland’s Belfast Telegraph)

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America’s best-selling cars and trucks rely on fake engine noise to simulate power and performance because today’s fuel-efficient engines lack their once-distinctive roar. Ford’s 2015 Mustang EcoBoost, for example, amplifies the engine’s purr through the car speakers to produce a sound the automaker calls “a low-frequency sense of powerfulness.” Porsche’s “sound symposer” uses noise-boosting tubes, and BMW plays a recording of its motors through car stereos. Without the artificial noise, proponents say, drivers would hear an unsettling silence or ordinary road noise.

Critics, including Kelly Blue Book senior analyst Karl Brauer, want automakers to level with buyers. “Own it,” he urged. “You’re fabricating the car’s sexiness. You’re fabricating performance elements of the car that don’t actually exist.” (The Washington Post)

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More than 35,000 people entered a lottery for tickets to sip cocktails at London’s Annie the Owl pop-up bar while owls fly around and perch on their shoulders. Professional falconers join the patrons, who pay $30 for two cocktails and two hours of “unique owl indulgence,” according to Sebastian Lyall, CEO of start-up app company Locappy, which sponsors the weeklong event. He said a maximum of 12 patrons will be allowed to sit around each owl and that background music will be kept to a moderate level so as not to upset the birds. Annie the Owl, which pledged to donate proceeds to a U.K.-based owl charity, resulted from a blog post by the event guide Time Out London that encouraged London to follow Japan, where at least five owl cafes have opened. Tokyo’s Fukuro no Miso (“Shop of Owls”) cautions customers that its birds are tame but “can’t be potty trained.” (CNBC and Associated Press) Andrew McMenamin opened what he claims is the world’s first potato-chip sandwich café in Belfast, Northern Ireland. Simply Crispy (“crisps” are what the British call chips, which is their word for fries) offers 35 flavors. The sandwiches are served with soup (topped with crisps croutons) and fries. McMenamin got the idea from a spoof website article by Billy McWilliams

and Seamus O’Shea, who observed, “Not only did people believe it, but people wanted to believe it, and the story went viral.” (Britain’s Daily Mail) Hjortur Smarason, 28, bought the last McDonald’s hamburger and fries to be sold in Iceland before the chain closed there in 2009. “I realized it was a historic occasion,” Smarason said. He stored it in a plastic bag in his garage for three years before donating it to the National Museum of Iceland. After a year, the museum returned the “hamborgarinn” to him, following complaints calling it an inappropriate exhibit. “I regard it as a historical item now,” he said. “I think it’s incredible that it seems to show no signs of decomposition, although apparently the fact that there were fewer chips returned to me was because some museum visitors had eaten some of them.” He subsequently donated the souvenir to Reykjavik’s Bus Hostel. (Britain’s Daily Mail)

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I met this man a few years ago, and it was like a thunderbolt struck us—the stuff movies are made of. He told me that his female roommate was just a friend. We went on a few dates before I realized she was actually his girlfriend. He promised that they were going to break up, so I hung around for a bit, but of course it never happened.

Last year, I ran into him, and he said he was no longer with AMY ALKON that woman and wanted to date me. I turned him down flat because I figured that if he was going to lie and cheat on her, then he would do the same to me. I’m kicking myself now because I have never met anyone like him. Is it really “once a cheater, always a cheater,” or could it be different for us? I have to put this to bed in my mind because I can’t stop thinking I missed out on “the one.”

—Opportunity Lost Sure, your encounter with this man was “the stuff movies are made of”—the ones in which Godzilla comes clomping through town and puts his big, clawed foot through the roof of some poor villager’s house.

What you should be doing is tiring your arm out by patting yourself on the back. You showed presence of mind in drop-kicking “the one”—the one who, before long, would have

been in a bar telling some woman that you’re just his “roommate.” But now your loneliness is telling your logic to put a sock in it, luring you into a common error in evaluating risk that behavioral economists call “optimism bias.” This is best explained as the “I’m special!” bias and involves the unrealistic thinking that the bad things that befall other people will see us and go, “Nuh-uh…no way…not her!”

Though we know—usually from painful experience—that character change is hard (and rare), optimism bias leads us to flirt with bright ideas like, “Maybe he’s done with the cheating!” It’s probably easier to think that now, not having seen him for a while. And the reality is, even serial killers sometimes go dormant. This shouldn’t be taken as a sign that they’ve grown weary of cutting up the neighbors and storing them in Ziploc bags in their freezer.

Real change, when it happens, comes with signs there’s been a transformation—like expressions of deep remorse about being unethical and a sea change in a person’s moral standards. And these are just the preliminaries. Character change is revealed through action— over time. Sure, you could keep this guy at arm’s length for a year while you observe his behavior. Or, instead of hoping against hope for character change, you could opt for a change of characters, as in getting out there and meeting new men. Should you fall back into feeling wistful about this guy, remind yourself of German psychoanalyst and philosopher Erich Fromm’s thinking that love isn’t just “a feeling;” it’s something you do (in this guy’s case, to more than one woman at a time). Or as one of my other favorite 20th-century philosophers, a Dr. E. Fudd, put it, “Good widdance to bad wubbish.” (c)2015, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com (advicegoddess.com).

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WELLNESS CLASSES Fit Camp Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday beginning at 6pm. Meet at Pilot Butte on Monday, Fitness 1440 South on Wednesday and Friday. Get fit and get healthy. Free wellness exams too. Mondays-Wednesdays-Fridays, 6-7pm. GOT CHI, 365 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-639-2699. Free.

energizing, and healing! Tuesdays, 12:30-1pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Drive, Suite 203. 541-382-7543. Donation Basis.

Fitness Classes Ongoing daily classes in Zumba, Jazzercise, aerial, jazz dance, and Insentati. Visit www. getamoveonstudio.com, for schedule. Ongoing, 8am.

Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th Street, Suite 140. 541-410-8451. Varies.

MANTRApreneur Mastery This is a 5-Week Series, Business Salon. An open forum where Zan Kavanah, Conscious Business & Marketing Strategist will give you weekly new tools to support your business with laser focus and she will process and clear wounds/ blocks you may have energetically around your business. Sundays, 4:30-6pm. through March 8. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. $11-$22.

Belly Tone Spend your lunch break the healthy way! Join us for 45 minutes of belly toning and head back to the office feeling great. Classes include 30 minutes of abdominal exercises and 15 minutes of yoga inspired stretches. Mondays, 12:15-1pm. Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202.

541-749-0048. $10.

Functional Fitness Functional Fitness is a type of workout that prepares your body for real life activities by training your muscles to work together rather than in isolation. Classes combine multiplaner movement exercises, plyometrics, and strength training using free weights, kettles, physio balls and other props.

Mondays, 5:30-6:30pm. Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. 541-749-0048. $10.

Neon Power Join us for an hour of Neon Power for a little 80’s inspired nostalgia! Glow in the dark while you get a rockin’ workout under the magical trance of our Black Light! Classes combine high intensity cardio and challenging core exercises that will leave you feeling pumped up and energized! Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. 541-749-0048. $10.

BodyFit BodyFit a weight free, prop free training program that increases total body strength, and torches calories using nothing but your own body weight! This style of training consists of high-intensity intervals that combine calisthenics, plyometrics, and yoga!

Tuesdays-Thursdays, 7-8am. Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. 541-749-0048. $10.

Functional Fitness Strength Training Class Join us at WillPower Training Studio for functional fitness based strength training geared towards athletes looking to gain strength for improved performance.

Designed to focus on form and balanced muscle development. Mondays, 5:30-6:30pm. WillPower Training Studio, 155 SW Century Dr., Ste. 110. $5.

Open Gym Hang out and play on the silks or lyra, grab a hoop or some juggling clubs. Wanna tumble? We’ve got a bunch of pads and mats. Have fun at the circus center! Fridays, 5-7pm. Bend Circus Center, 911 SE Armour. $5.

Brolates Pilates class designed just for men to improve strength, power and flexibility. Many professional athletes use pilates to enhance their sports-specific training for improved performance, and Brolates will provide a challenging workout that will help men enjoy all of their Central Oregon activities even more.

Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30pm. through April 29. Bend Pilates, 143 SW Century Dr. $20.

Functional Strength Class Strength class designed by endurance athletes for endurance athletes.

Wednesdays, 7:15pm. FootZone, 842 NWall St. 541317-3568. $5.

The Artist Way | Spiritual Support for Creative Women This is a women-only support group using the guidebook, The Artist’s Way – A Spiritual Path to Higher Creativity, by Julia Cameron. Tues, March 10, 6:30-8pm. Central Oregon Locavore, 1216 NE 1st St. 541-280-6150 Melissa Alvey. Free.

Capoeira It’s difficult to understand Capoeira until you try it for yourself, so join us for this introductory session and experience the energy, music, movement and acrobatics of this Afro-Brazilian art form. Any level of interest and fitness are encouraged. Tuesdays, 6-7:30pm. through March 17. Armature, 50 S.E. Scott St. #2. 541-678-3460. $45 for the 6-Week Session.

Essential Oils 101 Using essential oils can be a safe natural option to protect and maintain you and your family’s health. RSVP to Heidi: 541-420-5730. Second Wednesday of every month, 1-2pm. Spirit of Pilates, 61419 Elder Ridge St. Free.

Explain Pain Learn to use your brain to combat pain.

In this session, the foundation of the series, you will learn how pain lives in both your body and your brain.

Presented by Allison Suran, BS, PT, GCFP. March 9, 5:30-6:30pm. Healing Bridge Physical Therapy, 404 Northeast Penn Ave. 541-318-7041. Free.

Hawthorn’s Healthy Back Class Join Dr. Raymond, N.D. for a weekly class that will introduce a self-treatment system to eliminate and prevent chronic pain, erase the signs of aging, and help you feel fantastic in just 10 minutes per day. Suitable for all levels of back pain sufferers. Thursdays, 7:30am. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. $30 per month or $9 drop-in.

HIIT Workouts consists of short bursts of activity followed by short periods of rest or recovery. Classes are short but very effective! Wednesdays, 7:30-8am.

Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. 541-749-0048. $10.

Indoor Cycling Classes Individualized, power-based workouts on CompuTrainers in a motivating group setting. Ride your own bike. We provide towels, showers and filtered water. Tuesdays-Thursdays.

Bowen Sports Performance, 225 NE Lafayette Avenue.

541.977.1321. Price varies based on frequency.

Laughter Yoga Come Laugh with us on your Tuesday lunch hour: Just a half hour of simple movements that facilitate laughter and child like playfulness. It’s fun,

Path with Heart Refuge recovery meditation classes and dharma inquiry. Friendly and open to all experience. With Senior Dharma leader Valeta Bruce. For more infor: transpersonalresources.com. Mondays, 7-8:45pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr., Ste. 113. 541-389-9449. $10 donation (dana).

Power Vinyasa This is a great yoga class for weight loss! Tuesdays-Thursdays, 8:15-9:15am. Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. $10.

QiGong Class Led by Kellie Chambers, LAc, the practice of Qigong; utilizing breath work, guided meditation, self-massage, tapping and moving meditation is open to all levels. Thursdays, 5:30-6:30pm and Tuesdays, 7:30-8:30am. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541.330.0334. $15 drop in, $45 per month.

Refuge Recovery Meditation Path with Heart, Refuge Recovery Meditation Classes and Dharma Inquiry.

With Senior Dharma leader Valeta Bruce. Friendly and open to all experience. Mondays, 7-8:45pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr., Ste. 113.

541-389-9449. $10 donation (dana).

Restorative Yoga Class With the body comfortably supported by various props, we remain in the postures for a few minutes in order to fully let go and receive.

All levels of experience welcome. Mondays, 6-7pm.

Kelby’s Yoga Room, 841 NW Bond St, Suite 11. 609354-8789. $10 per class.

Roller Yoga A new “twist” on yoga. The focus is on proper use and techniques of foam rollers with yoga inspired stretches. Wednesdays, 6:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-380-1601. Free.

Stretch & Restore Grace-ful Yoga Take a break mid day and join in this noon hour restorative, relaxing, stretch and breath yoga session for all ages and all levels. Taught by Ali Risdon. Please bring your own yoga mat, towel and water. RSVP to 541-382-6862.

Tuesdays, 12:15-12:45 pm and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 12:15-12:45pm. through March 20. Grace First Lutheran Church, 2265 NW Shevlin Park Rd. Free.

Structural Reprogramming - The Vance Stance Get to the root of why you are tight, crooked and suffering.

Join Vance Bonner, Ph.D., creator of Structural Reprograming, and Author of The Vance Stance (R) for a 10-week series to learn her ground-breaking posture and flexibility work. Only open to new students three times a year. Classes through April 23. Classes are 2 hours (may mix times and days.) Call 541-330-9070 to register. Mondays, 12 and 6 pm, Wednesdays, 6 pm and Thursdays-noon through April 23. $180.

Tai Chi for Healing Meditation in movement, Yang Style 48 Form. All levels welcome, with weekly review of the form. Healing focus for body and soul, ‘in movement like water, in stillness like a mirror.’ Taught by Cheri Lee Helfenstein. Fridays, 10:15am. through May 30. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-382-2430. $45 a month, $15 Drop-in.

Tuesday Performance Group Maximize your time with focused, intense efforts. All ages and ability levels welcome. Sessions led by Max King, one of the most accomplished trail runners in the country.

Email Max for weekly details and locations: max@ footzonebend.com. Tuesdays, 5:30pm. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. Free.

Yoga Rejuvenate This is a restorative class created to help you become more aware in your own body.

Sundays, 4:15 pm. Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. 541-749-0048. $10.

Yoga Sculpt This class lead by certified yoga instructor and local chiropractor Kimberly C. Klein, will complement your regular yoga practice or exercise routine to boost your metabolism and increase your strength and flexibility. Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 am.

Thin Lizzy Athletics’ Studio, 800 NW Wall St, Suite 202. 541-749-0048. $10.

Yoga Teacher Trainings Become a highly skilled and versatile yoga instructor who can inspire, motivate and teach yoga safely. Meet the director Joanna Cashman RN, LMT, E-RYT. Through May 30, 6 pm.

COCC Community Learning, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7271. Free Info Session.

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