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t has been a fun week at the Source. While it would be easy to assume that researching breweries for our annual Beer Issue is fun because of the perks (and, yes, thanks, Atlas, Red Tank, and Sunriver for the samples!), actually what has been most exciting about researching for these articles has been the optimism each of the brewers we interviewed have shown. It is truly infectious. The theme for this year’s Beer Issue is “On the Bubble.” While microbreweries are nothing new, what we noticed is several trends that are percolating—ideas that started small, like Atlas deciding three years ago to bring hard cider-making to Bend, and are now booming into major industries. We also noticed small batch brewers like Bridge 99 and Oblivion finding such warm reception to their products that their businesses are growing. And, we looked around and saw that the brewery craze is spilling well past Bend’s borders—and that Wild Ride in Redmond and Sunriver Brewing in, well . . .are establishing that beer is truly a regional industry. It is fun to report on optimism and success, and we are pleased to present several profiles of businesses and industry trends that are doing better than well, whose primary struggle is how to keep up with demand. Yes, it has been a fun week at the Source. (And yes, we had fun researching.)

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IN REPLY TO “BIKE TOWN USA” (3/4)

My family and I moved to Bend in July of 2014. Part of our decision was the improved bike infrastructure compared with Charleston, SC, the town we moved from. We live on the west side and, when the weather is amenable, I ride my young daughters to school in the Old Mill area on my cargo bike. I find the cycling lanes to meet the barest level of safety for that ride, but the fact is I am hyper vigilant when I ride on the streets. I have to bear in mind at all times while riding that the smallest mistake by a person driving a car could be fatal to me and my girls. The fact is, to feel safe, the cycling lanes need to be physically separated from the roads. The stroke of genius would be for those who lay out bike lanes to abandon the concept of cars and bikes traveling the same lines of travel. Bike “lanes,” and for that matter pedestrian pathways, should follow lines of travel that your average 12-year-old on a bike would find—cut-throughs, shortcuts, and pathways that have nothing to do

The east-west corridor disconnect across Bend has been troublesome for decades, and it is NOT enjoyable to ride from someplace like downtown to, say, the hospital for a number of reasons besides the discontinuity of bike lanes. You also have to contend with: 1) badly chip-sealed/patched roads; 2) debris and rocks from winter sanding in the bike lanes that only gets swept once or maybe twice, seasonally; 3) storm drains/ manhole covers that are at much lower elevations from the layers of asphalt overlays and, lastly 4) striped lanes that are not even a basic three feet wide (such as along Penn/ Neff Road up and over the north flank of Pilot Butte). So, it’s not always the best consistency in Bend, but it’s better than some other U.S. towns, I guess. —Rachel Stemach via bendsource.com The missing piece is the drivers, and the combination of drivers that don’t know how to drive around cyclists, combined with the poor infrastructure that places cyclists closer to cars. I ride nearly every day, unless there’s ice, for over four years in Bend. Prior to that I commuted a total of 14 years in Eugene, Corvallis, and Portland. Too many drivers in Bend are ignorant of the laws and drive inattentively and a few outright aggressively. Of course the vast majority are very respectful, but for a novice commuter, it really only takes one or two negative interactions with a driver for them to throw in the towel. The first and easiest thing that would help cycling in Bend would be actual enforcement of the laws with drivers. —wheelie via bendsource.com Thanks to the Source for your March 5 cover article encouraging more bike commuting in Bend. Commute Options is very interested in this perspective. Better bike commuting takes a balance of Engineering, Education, Enforcement and Encouragement. Bike commuting benefits our parking and roadway system and encourages a healthy lifestyle. Commute Options is working with the City of Bend, the Downtown Bend Business Association, Parks and Recreation District,

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Bend Bikes, Bicycle Resource of Bend, the Deschutes County Bicycle and Pedestrian Advisory Committee, Bend La Pine Schools, OSU-Cascades and others who are very supportive of improving our bicycle infrastructure. We also work in many areas beyond bike lanes that would make Bend more bike friendly, like: • Bike parking • Bike share • Safe Routes to School commuteoptions. org/program/safe-routes-to-school • School siting • Bicycle Diversion classes for adults • DMV and other driver awareness • Incentives for bike commuting http:// www.drivelessconnect.com • Active Transportation awareness campaigns and videos • Bikes on buses • Limited and expensive (car) parking—to encourage more commuting options We also represent Central Oregon on the Oregon Bicycle and Pedestrian Advisory Committee. Often times the experience is better than the expectation. So give bike commuting a try. More people riding = more funding for infrastructure and safety. Thanks, The Commute Options Team. —Jeff Monson, Kim Curley, Brian Potwin I was intrigued by The Source Weekly’s article, Bike Town USA. Does Bend deserve the accolades? As an avid recreational bicyclist, and as a resident living in close proximity to Riverside Boulevard, my answer is no. I was offended when a bike lane was “installed” on Riverside Boulevard last year. We are being held hostage by a tiny group of grunting bicyclists who have decided we can’t decide for ourselves how we choose our transportation. Riverside was designed for cars, not bikes. This travel way now requires drivers to negotiate sharp curves, with less room, in order to accommodate three bicycle commuters for two months out

of the year. The bike lane has decreased car safety and has done nothing to improve the functional activity of bicycle transportation. All bicycle lane markings two blocks west of Bond, on Franklin, should be removed. The city has created a severe risk to car drivers who exit their vehicles when they must park away from the curb next to the old Post Office. A right turn lane should be available for those who turn on to Wall Street, off Franklin, in this same area. The statistical number of bike commuters is zero. Neither dogs nor bicyclists belong in the downtown area. We would be much better served if our limited resources were earmarked to improve recreational biking opportunities. Thank you, but I don’t need anyone’s advice on how often I ride my bike or how I commute to work. —Charles Thomas

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You say “there are also studies that indicate that higher minimum wages actually reduce job opportunities for working class men and women, as fewer employees are hired and sometimes the raises result in reduced hours.” Please cite the source of these studies. Could they possibly be funded by the restaurant owners and grocery lobbies, the Chamber of Commerce, the Farm Bureau, and other groups who traditionally oppose paying higher wages to their employees? My independent research over the years since Oregon raised its [minimum wage] and tied it to [cost of living] indicates that jobs in low wage industries (even fast food) have increased (the recent Great Recession being an exception on many levels). Those who propose a higher MW actually cite sources for their arguments. The Source should tell us who funds the studies you cite in your editorial. The low-wage workers who serve us our meals and lattes, work in retail in downtown Bend and at the Old Mill and beyond, all deserve a raise. —Michael Funke via bendsource.com

with roads. Eagle, Colorado, recently created “singletrack sidewalks” that are the perfect example of what we need—meandering trails that carry runners and bikes completely separate from roads. Bend is geographically compact enough that, with the right trails, a cycling or running commuter can get where they want to go without feeling at risk. —Charlie Thiel via bendsource.com

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During last year’s campaign season, nearly every candidate we interviewed for local offices declared that “affordable housing” is the most pressing issue for Bend, and for the region. With the population in Central Oregon surging, housing prices have been steadily climbing and pricing out more and more levels of income from purchasing homes here. The implications of the debate have several prongs, like whether Bend will become a socio-economically exclusive city, pricing out working class individuals and edging more toward a tourism town like Aspen, which is both outdoor playground and a cultural smorgasbord, but isn’t affordable for the service workers necessary to keep that lifestyle and tourism machinery in motion. But beyond expressing concern for more affordable housing, few of the candidates and few elected officials seem to be presenting viable, robust and complete solutions. We recognize that it is a tricky issue, and one without easy solutions. Unfortunately, though, it seems as if both the City of Bend and Bend Park & Recreation are banking on reducing “System Development Charges” (SDCs) as the most viable means to create more affordable housing. This simply does not make senses to us—at least not as a magic bullet. In a nutshell, SDCs are fees collected by the City from both commercial and residential developers. In turn, that money helps fund the City’s basic infrastructure—streets, sewers, water lines. Residential developers are also tagged for SDCs for parks. For developers, SDCs can be frustrating because they add costs (for example, about $6,000 for a single-family home)—and, one theory says, forces housing prices higher so that developers can recoup these additional expenses. Certainly there is validity in that calculation. For example, one proposal floated last week to Park & Rec was waiving SDCs for multi-family housing dedicated to families at or below 60 percent of the median income. Yes, that idea is an attractive notion for encouraging developers to build more affordable housing in the region—and, could serve as one piece of the puzzle. This is not the simple arithmetic of the construction costs needing to be less than sales price, but is a more complicated matrix of trade-offs and examinations about where thousands of dollars for each house will flow—whether to the developer, the City, Park & Rec, or the homeowner; and in whose pocket does the money best serve the good of the City. Moreover, waiving SDCs means fewer funds for the City to deliver services, and effectively helps shift the balance of power from the public to private sectors. Already the police and fire departments are so woefully underfunded that the fire department was forced last year, cap in hand, to beg voters to approve a five-year property levy simply to raise funds to provide baseline equipment and services. Bend is not the first city to struggle with preserving and creating affordable housing—and it would do well to consider lessons from other municipalities, like San Francisco, which underwent one of the quickest gentrifications in recent history as rent and housing prices tripled and quadrupled in the mid-90s, and have only steadily continued to climb since then. To counterbalance those trends, and to help build affordable housing, the mayor’s office there provides a tax incentive that does not reduce direct revenue to the City, but in fact increases it. By providing low interest rate loans to developers to subsidize specific categories of housing development, the City directly encouraged 10,000 new affordable homes within the city between 1990 and 2008. We are not necessarily suggesting that this is the solution either, but we do urge both City Council and Park & Rec to consider more than simply waiving SDCs as the means toward affordable housing—and, more specifically, to consider solutions that maintain civic funds and continue to center decisions about housing development in the public, not private sector. Eight years ago, we watched what happened when developers were given nearly free reign of housing development in the region, and hope that we have learned from our mistakes.

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Parents, lawmakers divided on removing non-medical vaccine exemptions

BY ERIN ROOK

As vaccination rates decrease and cases of vaccine-preventable diseases increase, Oregon lawmakers are trying to make it more difficult for parents to opt their children out. But Senate Bill 442, which has been introduced this session and seeks to remove non-medical exemptions to Oregon law requiring school children to be vaccinated, is being met with organized opposition from both lawmakers and parents. On Monday, the Statesman Journal reports, more than 100 people turned up for a “No on Senate Bill 442” rally at the Oregon State Capitol. And Sen. Tim Knopp (R-Bend), who has been described as organizing the bill’s opposition, says he’s received substantially more emails opposed than in support. “There continues to be strong opposition from parents, especially moms,” Knopp, who supports vaccination generally but is opposed to the bill, told the Source. “Maybe 98 percent of email I get is opposed to eliminating parental rights and informed consent as it relates to childhood vaccines.” The bill even attracted the attention of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.—a lawyer, environmental activist and, yes, one of those Kennedys—who flew out to Salem last week to hold a private screening of the anti-vaccine film Trace Amounts and talk to lawmakers. Sponsored by family physician and Sen. Elizabeth Steiner Hayward (D-Beaverton), SB 442 would remove existing allowances for religious or philosophical objections to vaccination. But concerns about a lack of votes in the Legislature has the bill stalled in the Senate Health Committee for now, says Knopp, who is a committee member. If the bill makes its way into law, Oregon would join an exclusive club of states barring non-medical exemptions. Its two current members: Mississippi and West Virginia. Supporters of the bill argue that these two states are proof that limiting exemptions leads to less disease. Both states have lower rates of vaccine-preventable illness than Oregon. Rep. Knute Buehler (R-Bend), and all the doctors currently serving in the legislature, supports the bill. Buehler tells the Source that there is cause for concern about infection rates here in Deschutes County. Over the last decade, he says, the percentage of non-medically exempt kindergarteners doubled, from 4.9 percent to 10 percent. “Unfortunately, the health department has also documented a corresponding rise of vaccine-preventable diseases,” he adds. “Pertussis [whooping cough], a highly contagious and potentially fatal respiratory disease, is one example: in 2001, there was only one reported case in Deschutes County; in 2014, there were 60 cases reported.” Not all parents oppose the bill. A Portland-based parenting blogger named Sara, who requested her last name not be used, says that Oregon’s low vaccination rates are putting the state’s residents at risking of losing “herd immunity,” a term scientists

We recently chatted with Spencer Stander, an executive producer working in reality television, about his interest in casting for a show in Bend. Here’s what we learned. 1. He’s been to Bend before. About seven years ago, he shot a pilot for a show about a brewer that opened up a restaurant, called “Brewmasters.” Unfortunately, he says, “Alcohol wasn’t a thing on TV back then, it was ahead of its time.” 2. Most of his previous work has been with lifestyle networks, like HGTV. Stander says, “I’m always on the lookout for real estate professionals, home builders, construction, multi-generational home building and renovation. That’s my priority.”

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use to describe the protective effect of a significant population of vaccinated (for measles, it’s 94 percent). “If you don’t want to vaccinate your kids, that’s fine,” she writes on her blog at itsmomsense.com. “But you should not be allowed to send them to school with my kids because it’s selfish and dangerous.” She started a petition to coalesce support for the bill a little over a week ago that has already garnered more than 1,400 signatures, including individuals from Central Oregon. For those concerned about the potential public health ramifications, the positives outweigh any negatives. But for parents unconvinced of the “medical emergency,” the debate comes down to concerns over the balance (or lack thereof) between individual liberty and public safety. “It’s easy for me to be opposed to that because I believe parents have a constitutional right and duty to be the determining factor in the health of their kids and what kind of healthcare they’re going to have,” Knopp tells the Source, “and as it relates to vaccines what kind of schedule they’ll be on.” He adds, “Most parents writing in are not anti-vaccine but want to be able to determine the schedule…I’ve been very clear that this is not a vaccine issue, it’s a parental rights and an informed consent issue.” Local parent Erin Hansen agrees. She vaccinates her children, though on a different schedule than the one recommended by the Centers for Disease Control. She is strongly opposed to a bill that would eliminate non-medical exemptions. She says she is concerned not only about the principle, that is, parents being allowed to make deci-

sions about their children’s healthcare, but also about the potential repercussions for private schools. Hansen says roughly 40 percent of students at the small, local private school her children attend are counted among the non-vaccinated—a category that includes not only those who have opted out entirely, but also those who have declined a handful of vaccines or are simply behind the established schedule. “As a parent with children who are on a non-traditional vaccine schedule, this means if the bill is passed my children will not be able to attend school next year,” Hansen explains. “For many private and charter schools this could mean an attrition rate of 20-40 percent.” Rep. Buehler says he recognizes this potential outcome, and is working on an amendment that would exclude private schools from the requirements. “I am all for personal freedom until it starts hurting others,” Buehler explains. “Not vaccinating your children puts others at risk, such as infants who are too young or those who cannot be vaccinated because their immune systems are compromised,” he says. “Also, the bill still allows choices for parents: you can enroll your kids in an online school, home school, or find a doctor that will sign a medical exemption. If the amendment passes, one could also enroll in a private school that does not require immunization.” Lawmakers are also considering an amendment that would expand the list of healthcare providers qualified to approve medical exemption.

3. He’s ambitious. Though real estate shows are his sweet spot, he dreams of putting together a reality show in the vein of “Northern Exposure,” “The Office,” or “Parks and Rec,” full of quirky local characters. “My dream is to find that really creative reality show that documents what you guys are up to,” Stander says. “People hear ‘reality’ and they think ‘The Jersey Shore.’ I want to discover something really unique that pushes the boundary of what you can do with reality TV.” 4. Ultimately, he’s not casting for any particular show. This casting call is more like a fact-finding mission. What direction he takes will be influenced by who submits applications. More than 50 have been received so far, and he anticipates about 200 by the time the deadline closes on April 1. 5. He picked our brains a little. Stander was full of questions about what it is we do at the Source, how old our staff is (gotta hit that ideal TV demographic) and hinted that he’d be interested in checking us out if we wanted to submit an application. We declined. Do you want to apply? The app is still up at highconcepttelevision.com. Enter at your own risk.

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FEATURE NEWS

New trends in brewing are reshaping the industry BY THE SOURCE DRINKING TEAM PHOTOS BY MATTHEW GRIMES

Billy Beer was never very good, and it didn’t last on the market very long, but it may deserve a large share of credit for the contemporary boom of craft beer. Produced briefly in the late 1970s by Billy Carter, the oafish younger brother of then-President Jimmy Carter, the beer leveraged whatever national attention is given to a president’s good-ole-boy, beer-swilling sibling. “I had this beer brewed up just for me,” Billy Carter would tell the camera in TV ads for Billy Beer. “I think it’s the best I ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it, too.” At the time, there was barely a craft or micro-brew industry, in a large part because federal law prohibited home-brewing and also held tight regulations for the commercial production and distribution of beer—both laws hold-overs from Prohibition. Then, a year after his brother introduced his (weak sauce) Billy Beer, President Jimmy Carter signed into law a pair of federal regulations—an allowance for home-brewing, and another law to de-regulate the beer industry. Combined, the laws opened up a new frontier, and paved a way for hobby brewers to launch into full-blown, commercial breweries. At the time, in 1979, there were fewer than 100 breweries in America—including, yes, the fledging Billy Beer, brewed by Louisville-based Falls City Brewing Company, which

had been in operation since 1905. Although little more than a historic footnote to an oft-overlooked president, five years after Jimmy Carter allowed home-brewing and de-regulated the beer industry, a couple dozen microbreweries had opened in various cities throughout America, including pioneers like Deschutes Brewery in Bend. It was the beginning of a frenzy—and by 2015, there are nearly 2,500, including more than 20 in Central Oregon alone. In our annual Beer Issue, this year we celebrate those “little” ideas, the ones that begin as a concept and then bubble up and become mainstream trends. The once-fringe idea of “open yeast” brewing is sweeping through the industry, and there are new ideas about distribution, and even the brew-pub, an American institution since Benjamin Franklin, is being radically overhauled. And, this year, we don’t limit our Beer Issue to, well, beer. Two weeks ago, we profiled the booming kombucha industry in Bend and, in this issue, we look at hard cider. With 50 percent growth each year since 2011 and three cideries now open in Bend, it is the fastest growing industry within all beverages. Bottoms up! Continues on page 11

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Pouring It Forward Silver Moon Brewing f lexes its community role BY DELANO LAVIGNE

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Ale Apothecary brews eccentric elixirs BY ERIN ROOK

Ale Apothecary began as a gamble. After leaving his job at the area’s most established brewery, Paul Arney had to make a choice—either find a way to go it on his own, or sell the house and leave town. “I tied all of my goals to the place. If it succeeded, I would be living a personal dream. If it failed, we could cut our losses and move on,” Arney recalls. “In retrospect, it was a real mid-life crises/‘fuck-it’ moment where I had an opportunity to lay out all of my knowledge, skills, and personal beliefs that I had acquired in life up to that point and put it to the test.” But rather than striving to mimic the corporate consistency of a large-scale operation like Deschutes Brewery, Arney instead looked to the roots of beer making. As a result, he is both upholding an old tradition and on the cutting modern edge of open fermentation—a brewing process in which yeast from the environment comingles with the fermenting brew to create evolving and unpredictable flavors. It’s his willingness to follow the white rabbit of “what if?” down dark corridors that has led to some of Arney’s greatest successes. Ale Apothecary is known for its unique, barrel-aged brews, produced in small batches in his brewery in the woods. “Everything that anyone tastes that comes from this brewery was the result of something going unexpectedly well,” he explains. Still, even when things go “wrong,” they right themselves, he says, adding that he’s never had to dump any product. “Any ‘problem’ has corrected itself with time,” he says, “and generally for the better.” That agility is likely aided by his aptitude for thinking outside the keg, literally and figuratively. Arney counts among his inspiration the following varied sources: “Your mom. Just kidding! My mom. The un-

known ancient brewers. Lambic beers of Belgium. My kids. Marijuana. Crusty bread and stinky cheese. The idea of having a relationship with trillions of non-human life forms. Luddites, in the best possible and historically accurate sense. Hunter Dahlberg of Orion Forge. Joe Sacco, Ferguson, Kurt Vonnegut. My family. Creative spontaneity. David Mitchell. Functional steam punk ethos. Marty Robbins, MC5, Correspondents.” And he has adopted unconventional methods to create his beers, including working with Bob Platt, “a real honest-to-goodness horse logger,” to cut down a 200-yearold spruce tree in which to age his beer. Ale Apothecary’s upcoming release is different for Arney, but less so for the masses. The new brew, with a name like a procrastinator’s mantra, is Carpe Diem Mañana. It’s a younger beer, produced in less than four months, compared to Ale Apothecary’s usual 12 to 14 months. And it’s hop-forward, uncommon for Arney because his beers tend to be older, and hops don’t age well. “I happen to like hops, which oddly is in common with a lot of folks, so I thought that I’d make a beer that could be produced less expensively and still maintain an ‘Apothecary-ness’ about it,” he explains. Despite the hoppiness, Arney says it’s not an IPA. “An IPA stands for ‘India Pale Ale,’ he explains. “It is a historical brew that was brewed in England a long time ago. This beer that I’m brewing has absolutely nothing to do with India or England,” he adds. “I’ve heard other brewers in these parts brew a beer they call IPA? Perhaps it is a homage to Bollywood? Fish and chips? This is why I live in the woods. I get confused very easily.”

Low ceilings, old-fashioned bar stools, and cushioned booths are not common in today’s world of brew pubs more often adorned with hardwood-topped tables, garage doors that open to patios and exposed production facilities--the later which explains why co-owner of Silver Moon Brewing, James Watts, finds himself often answering the question: “Where do you brew ?” But the smell of hops that pleasantly wafts across Greenwood Avenue is unmistakable. And, along the wall just right of a recently remodeled stage are a series of awards and accolades quietly reinforcing the message that Silver Moon Brewing is serious about its beer. “We are not your traditional brewery,” says Watts. “We are funky, eclectic and fun.” After taking over Silver Moon Brewing less than two years ago, Watts and co-owner Matt Barett made a commitment to keep Silver Moon Brewing authentic, which according to Watts means “paying tribute to its long-standing roots as part of the Bend community.” Loyal patrons of Bend’s third-oldest brew pub, like the local crew of National Forest Service workers who have been enjoying Silver Moon’s Monday locals night religiously for years, can count on some of the best local acts, as well as up and coming bands from the national music scene every Friday and Saturday. Watts also emphasizes that people can count on Silver Moon producing quality beer. With Siebel Brewing Academy-trained head brewer Jeff Schauland at the reins, he says, “The brewery’s legacy recipes like Snake Bite Porter and Hop Nob IPA are as strong as ever. And the most popular beer since taking over Silver Moon Brewing is Get Sum Pale Ale,” which was awarded a Gold Medal at the North American Beer Awards last summer. Watts adds, “We work pretty hard to be unique, and come up with innovative ways to express our dedication to the cultural aspect of the craft beer evolution.” He highlights the “Moon Rover,” a portable bar complete with stools, foot rail and working taps. Silver Moon has also launched a weekly event called “Pour it Forward.” Watts explains that this is “typically a Friday afternoon ambush at a place of business, where we surprise the staff with an impromptu tasting in their office.” The beauty of the concept is that the recipient of that day’s event will pick next week’s recipient, often a partner business around town, or one that’s been particularly supportive of their organization. Continues on page 13

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A Cider a Day

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Aaron Cousins stands facing two shiny new fermentation tanks, the toes of his boots wrapped several times around with duct tape. He is wearing a black skull cap and dressed in a black sleeveless hoodie that shows off aqua-colored lines of a sprawling tattoo on his right shoulder. “Cider sales in the U.S. have doubled every year since 2011,” he says calmly. “I can’t really tell you why it has taken off so well, but it has taken off in the Northwest because there are so many craft beverage makers and drinkers.” Tucked behind the fermentation tanks is a surfboard with a hand-drawn chainsaw and the words “Oregon Pride” etched on it. Another surfboard rests behind two cooling tanks nearby. Filled with equipment but not cluttered, Red Tank’s production facilities on Bend’s industrial east side is a modest, but busy, operation. It produces 2,000 gallons every other week—which it sell as kegs and, notably, in 16-ounce tall boys. About a decade ago, Cousins started working in the wine industry in Oregon, but soon shifted over to working for a cider company. “I wanted to be a pioneer in an industry,” he explains, “and was 30 years too late in the wine industry.” Now, though, he is positioned perfectly; sales of hard cider are growing faster than any other segment of the beverage industry. Over the past three years, the industry has boomed. Nationwide, after an impressive 60 percent growth in 2012 and an even more startling 100 percent growth the following year, sales in 2014 crested $1 billion. From fewer than 10 cideries in the Pacific Northwest in 2010, there are now 70 registered in Oregon and Washington. As another telling sign, at the most recent CiderCon, an annual conference for cider makers, the event had to move to a larger fa-

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cility to accommodate all the new interest: In 2011, there had been some 100 attendees; at the most recent meeting on a frigid February weekend in Chicago, that number went past 500. But perhaps the most startling indicator of the growing popularity of hard cider is that Angry Orchid, which was purchased by Boston Beer Company in 2013, earned a reported $400 million in 2012, an amount that rivals revenues from that company’s flagship beer, Sam Adams. Alone, Boston Beer Company is spending $1 million annually on advertising for hard cider. “I feel fortunate to see [the hard cider industry] go from nothing to all-out full throttle,” says Cousins. Over the summer, Red Tank plans to triple its capacity and production. Not far from Red Tank’s facility on Bend’s east side is Atlas Cider’s production facility. The third-largest hard cider company in Oregon, they were also the first in Bend. “Let’s introduce cider to Bend,” says co-owner Dan McCoy, recalling the original motivation to open up Atlas, pointing out that five years ago, there was, at most, only one hard cider on tap at local breweries. Now it is difficult to not find at least one cider offering at each brewpub and restaurant in town. Atlas has helped lead this boom in popularity, introducing basic ciders to Bend drinkers and also crafting robust flavors that can convince even the most hardy beer or whiskey drinker that cider is no sissy drink. A week ago, Portland’s popular weekly newspaper Willamette Week ran a cover story about the booming hard cider industry, and noted Atlas’ Apricot as one of the five best new ciders in Oregon, describing it as, “the comforting aroma of a morning hug from grandma, and the bite of the cocktail grandpa would sneak you sips of as he drank it with breakfast.” But unlike the craft beer industry, which

took more than a decade to grow past its first few breweries, the time between the pioneers like McCoy and the next wave has been greatly compressed—with three cider companies already open in Bend, and murmurings of two more opening in Bend in the near future. Moreover, later this spring, Atlas will open a 1,500-square-foot tasting room along SW Industrial, smack dab between downtown and the Old Mill District. At first, explains McCoy, Atlas offered a simple tasting room at its eastside facility, and it was only open on weekend evenings. But meeting demand, it slowly expanded those hours over the past two years, and are now open to the public every day.

Starting this spring, that tasting room will greatly expand, and be more accessible to the general public. McCoy talks about a space with sofas and pinball machines, and points out that they also will make space on their taps for Central Oregon’s beer drinkers. “It is the same adventurous craft drinker,” he says. “We’re also going to have a lot of beer in there, as a way to say ‘thank you’ to the breweries who have supported us.” Atlas Hard Cider Company 900 SE Wilson Ave., Suite H, Bend 2 pm-6 pm Monday-Thursday, Noon-6 pm Friday-Saturday, Noon-5 pm Sunday

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A Good Problem To Have Sunriver Brewing is bursting at the seams BY PHIL BUSSE

Sunriver Brewing’ biggest problem is one that every business would like: They are growing faster than they expected. Ryan Duley, the marketing director for Sunriver Brewing, walks between rows of 15keg capacity containers—eight on each side of the cavernous, cement-floor warehouse on the outskirts of Sunriver—and explains that a year ago the brewing company, which had once simply supplied a brew-pub in the resort village, made the big leap so that it could begin statewide distribution. They were smart enough, he points out, to plan for continued growth. But even with that foresight, they are gobbling up space in the 12,000 square foot facility almost faster than they keep up with. Even a space set aside for a sofa-lined tasting room is now being sacrificed so they can move in more containers—and they are talking about raising the roof so that they can move in even larger tanks. “We’re just trying to keep up with demand,” he says calmly. With its simple, but bold branding— the outline of a curving river paired with a simple icon like a mosquito or a standup paddle boarder—Sunriver Brewing first opened as a restaurant on July 4, 2012. At first, it was just a small 3.5 barrel on-location tank, but they quickly realized that demand was bigger than they expected. With all of Central Oregon’s other breweries clustered around Bend at the time, Sunriver Brewing was a novelty—and for the thousands who visit the high desert community, it was a luxury to have onsite, on-tap craft beers. Duley points out that the brew-pub in Sunriver was—and still is—the ideal setup for introducing its beers to new customers, with thousands of customers visiting the resort each winter and summer. Moreover, the brand of Sunriver—as a winter and summer getaway—is a charming association for when people return home. That double hook for marketing has served as the perfect setup for its statewide launch. Late last summer, it began distributing in the Eugene and Corvallis areas, and this January, it started distributing in Portland. “Pretty much every goal we’ve projected,” says owner Brian Cameron, “we’ve blown out of the water.” And, as a mark that the craft brewery universe is geographically expanding in Central Oregon, this summer, Visit Bend will add Sunriver Brewery to its Ale Trail. Sunriver Brewing Company 57100 Beaver Dr., Building 4, Sunriver 11 am-10 pm Sunday-Thursday, 11 am-11 pm Friday-Saturday

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In late 2011, three lifelong friends and Redmond locals talked about starting a brewery. Nothing more than craft beer fans at the time, says co-owner Brian Mitchell, “There was a strong appeal to be a part of what seemed to be a fun and exciting industry.” It was a simple and earnest desire and, quickly, what started as a general conversation on the subject of breweries transformed into a serious intent to start one. The friends were soon joined by Paul Bergeman, a well-seasoned and well-traveled brewer, and in May 2014, Wild Ride Brewing opened its doors (well, officially, rolled-up its garage doors) for the first major brew-pub in Redmond. Located off Fifth Street, a stone’s throw from downtown Redmond, the brewery and brewpub is a major addition to the burgeoning Redmond economy. What had been a former lumber storage warehouse—“little more than four walls and a ceiling,” says Mitchell—is now a bustling hot spot. The brewing vats are visible from the brewpub’s floor, and a cluster of food carts gather outside each evening. (“We have three to four food trucks here every day,” explains Mitchell, “and if you want to order a pizza from somewhere in town, that is fine with us.”) Rebuilt from the ground up, Wild Ride is sparsely clean, and naturally lit. It is often crowded, but in an easygoing, still-can-find-a-spot friendly sort of way. During the 10 months Wild Ride has been open, already it has brewed 23 beers, collaborated with numerous other breweries and will be presenting another collaboration brew during a Central Oregon Brewers Guild event in April. “It is going to be a rye-red called Redmond Rising,” says Mitchell. “There is a core of 12 beers on tap at all times,” says Mitchell. “Beyond those, there are a number of seasonal and one-off beers on tap on a consistent basis and typically there are at least 15 beers on tap at all times.” Already, Wild Ride has begun distributing beers throughout the Northwest (well, it starts selling in Washington this month); primarily, its top-selling Hopperhead, a tasty and full, well-balanced IPA. As well, its Whoopty Whoop Wheat and Mount Up Maple Brown are also available at many grocery stores around Central Oregon—marking an important inroad for regional breweries.

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Oblivion is the definition of grassroots operation BY ALLISON MILES

In 2013, Darin and Meg Butschy literally built Oblivion Brewing Company from the ground up (or at least from the floor up). A Bend resident for 19 years and a brewer for 25 years, Darin got his start at Firestone Walker while studying chemistry at Cal Poly. With growing experience and unrelenting passion, he kicked off Oblivion in August 2013 with its flagship beers: Polar Star Pale Ale and Backside IPA (named for the locals’ favorite play area at Mt. Bachelor). With its success over the past two years, Oblivion has settled into that space between active home-brewer and fullscale commercial enterprise and, more pointedly, proves that a beer company doesn’t need to be giant to be successful. It is a small operation—a 10-barrel system with which

Oblivion brews 4-5 times per month—and they self-distribute (literally, with a red Subaru, Darin’s truck and Meg’s car) in Sunriver, Bend, Redmond, and Portland. Although they plan to keep operations fairly small-scale, they have been growing rapidly and are already in the midst of an expansion, including working to open a pub of their own. In the past year and a half, Oblivion has expanded its offerings to include seasonals such as Snowblivion, a dark, deep and spicy red ale, and Golden Aurora, a light golden ale that’s perfect for bright summer days. Its fall seasonal, Rode Ryder Red, a dry-hopped IRA dubbed “The Sweet Red” for its tropical notes, has become so popular that it’s been added to the regular year-round rotation. In addition, Oblivion’s Knockout Stout features f14 different barley malts for a

silky and smooth ale with plenty of rich coffee and chocolate notes. This spring, look for a pilsner specialty brew to join the lineup, as well as the release of this year’s Golden Aurora right in time for longer days of sunshine. Oblivion will also be pouring Knockout Stout at Cabin 22’s St. Patty’s Day event and at the St. Patrick’s Day Festival in Redmond on the weekend of March 13-15.

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MUSIC—With a bouncy hodgepodge of bands, the Belfry fills up this evening with feel-good music and a fundraiser for arts education. No humbug allowed. Leif James, The JZ Band, The Mostest with their easy going vocals pattering over easy going guitar chords, and Anastacia, the short stature singer that belts out anthems like she is as tall as the Empire State Building. 8 pm. The Belfry, 302 E. Main St., Sisters. $10.

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James Otto There’s just something about a deep voice that blends perfectly into country music. James Otto has that manly, deep, yet notquite-so-gritty voice that combines so well with modern country hooks. Perhaps best known for his 2008 country music hit, “Just Got Started Lovin’ You,” Otto returns to the storytelling saddle after a self-imposed hiatus with the easy-going, “Somewhere Tonight.” In tune with his latest hit, forget your worries, bust out your cowboy boots and prepare for an evening of boot-scootin’. Cheyenne West opens. 8 pm, Friday, March 13. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $16/adv. MOSLEY WOTTA (LEFT) AND COLLOTHEN’S MARKETS FLOODED TOUR IS STEEPED IN HIP-HOP’S RICH HISTORY. PHOTO BY MATTHEW GRIMES.

In many ways, Markets Flooded is 10 years in the making. Local musicians MOsley WOtta (Jason Graham) and Collothen (Colten Tyler Williams) first met a little more than a decade ago, when Collothen was captivated by some of MOWO’s paintings hanging in the COCC library. The two became fast friends—and eventually housemates—and began collaborating musically. “We saw potential but hadn’t honed our craft to where we could articulate what we needed,” MOWO explains. “So then we sort of worked our projects separate for the next 10-ish years.” For Collothen, that was primarily the underground hardcore punk band Vihara and for MOWO, hip-hop group Person People. But even as they worked on separate projects, the friends did the odd performance together here and there, including opening for both Vihara shows and poetry slams. “This is not just the 2.0 version of 10 years ago,” MOWO clarifies. “The desire to push ourselves is very much alive, finding ways to not alienate our fan bases. Push those limits a little bit. But we’re not caught up in being the Lewis and Clark and Sacagawea of hip-hop.” And yet, MOsley WOtta and Collothen’s approach to hip-hop is far from mainstream. Though preparing a few radio-friendly tracks, they are not bound by convention or illusions of fame. Rather,

they are drawn from their seemingly disparate backgrounds in ambient electronic music and spoken word to what they see as the true meaning and origin of hip-hop. “It wasn’t knowing all the lyrics or mythology to Wu Tang that brought us together,” MOWO says. “It’s [a question of] what’s the container; what can we do outside the container?” The duo finds inspiration in everything from Albanian clarinet melodies to chirping songbirds, and musicians including Tricky, Saul Williams, and Death Grips. “It’s called Markets Flooded because there is no way that the container can continue to hold the arts the way that it used to. The more arts that we have the better, because it means more message out there,” MOWO says. “In a sense, we’re just another drop in the bucket, making music to raise that water mark to keep water spilling over the sides.” They hope to increase the number of drops in the bucket by taking the Flooded Markets tour to schools across the United States. MOWO says they want to inspire youth to use music and writing to channel their emotions—both positive and negative. “The whole anti-bullying thing freaks me out. Because people are mean sometimes. You can’t cut it out, you gotta make space for it,” MOWO explains. “Finding a way to incorporate all the ugly, violent, confused— the whole emotional spectrum. That’s how

we’re going to move forward.” On a personal level, Collothen acknowledges that creating art from pain is not only therapeutic, but often results in some of his best work. “The hardest time sometimes can make the best art,” he says. “I feel like channeling anything that’s going on into your art, you just can’t go wrong with that. It’s healthy.” MOWO agrees, adding, “Once you process, once you go through the bullshit, the fertilizer, then you get the fruit.” In this case, the fruits are a robust repertoire of hip-hop songs and spoken word tracks that the duo plans to release gradually, starting with “Crack in the Bell,” produced by Redmond-based Musitechs Studio and mixed by Brian “Big Bass” Gardner, who has been nominated for seven Grammys and has worked with a plethora of big name artists, from 2Pac and Snoop Dogg to Elton John and Stevie Wonder. MOWO and Collothen are currently running an Indiegogo fundraising campaign— through March 21—to help extend the tour’s geographic reach. They plan to perform a show March 20 at Tin Pan Theater and anticipate a number of other secret pop-up shows locally this spring to promote the tour. Check out their tracks as they are released at mosleywotta.bandcamp.com and email cascadiabooking@gmail.com to book the duo before they get to jet setting.

Goodbye Songs BY JOSH GROSS

This is the last winter issue of the Source. Next week, it will officially be spring. And what better theme for a mixtape than saying “goodbye”? Not much. That’s why we put together a playlist of songs from a diverse collection of artists meditating on exactly how sweet of a sorrow parting actually is. There’s jazz’s angry man, Charles Mingus, wishing his pork-pie hat adieu, Portland folkster Langhorne Slim breaking hearts with “I Love You but Goodbye,” and two versions of Scandal’s ‘80s classic, “Goodbye to You.” And more. Hello, goodbye. SCAN THE QR CODE

Bazooka Zoo and Beach Party With a name like Bazooka Zoo, it’s easy to imagine the band blowing bubblegum bubbles the sizes of their heads while rocking out in animal costumes. Sadly, not quite the case, but Nevada’s Bazooka Zoo does act as a rock-and-roll music collective, working with a variety of musicians and collaborators to create psychedelic, spacey jams. Bazooka Zoo takes influence from Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, Minus the Bear and many more, which becomes apparent upon listening to its original, multidimensional songs. Portland’s Beach Party joins Bazooka Zoo with its psychedelic, surf and punk rock signature blend. 9 pm. Friday, March 13. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.

Annual Jim Jam This annual event organized to honor the birthday, the spirit and the music loved by Jim Witty brings together musicians to pay tribute to their friend in a campfire sing-a-long style jam (sans fire). Bring your instruments and your voices to this unplugged event that shares familiar music that can be enjoyed by all. Musicians and singers play “in the round,” taking turns jamming and playing songs. Everyone is encouraged to participate. 1 pm-4 pm. Sunday, March 15. Silver Moon Brewing, 24 NW Greenwood Ave.

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Taking Center Stage

At 75 years old, Ural Thomas and The Pain is Portland’s best new band! BY PHIL BUSSE

URAL THOMAS AND THE PAIN, OLD SCHOOL SOUL MADE NEW AGAIN; OLD ST FRANCIS, 3/18.

Ural Thomas has always been there. Since starting to sing and play music at age three, he has been in the vicinity of soul music history. The “middle” of 14 children (and named for the Ural Mountains in Russia), Thomas grew up in North Portland, in what had primarily been an African-American neighborhood until recent years. As a teenager in the ’50s and ’60s, Thomas was part of a doo-wop group, the Mono Rays, that played around Portland and Seattle, and then, like the Forest Gump of R&B, Thomas popped up seemingly at every moment of popular contemporary soul music history—but in the back, not the foreground. He says he opened for one of the Rolling Stones’ first American shows, and that he played with Otis Redding in one of that singer’s final shows, and has shared the stage with Stevie Wonder and James Brown, and played at the famed Apollo Theater a reported 44 times. Under his own name, he recorded for Uni Records, which also helped launch Neil Diamond. Sitting in his home in North Portland, a low-slung house with the curtains pulled on a sunny afternoon, Thomas also claims to have brought the song “Louie, Louie” to two other Portland bands—Paul Revere and The Raiders, and the Kingsmen—both which he sang backup for, and both which

went on to Billboard fame with their recordings. Yet, in spite of his proximity to musical fame and greatness, until two years ago, at age 73, Thomas was never really in the spotlight. Like last year’s Academy Award winning documentary 20 Feet From Stardom, which showcased the backup singers for the Rolling Stones and Michael Jackson, and like Charles Bradley, who languished near homelessness and obscurity for decades before emerging three years ago at SXSW as one of the most powerful soul singers of the past few decades, Thomas was never fully recognized for his talent. Like Otis Redding, Thomas’ singing voice is infectious and truly remarkable; at turns soothing and sincere, and then, suddenly, belting a high, yearning note. In 2013, a drummer and local deejay in Portland, Scott Magee, discovered that the singer was living just a few blocks from Mississippi Studios, a former church that now serves as one of the city’s most prized music venues. On Sundays, Thomas often hosted jam sessions. At the time, Magee was looking to start up a cover band to play some of the old blues and soul songs he regularly played at his deejay shows. When Magee showed up at one of Thomas’ jam session, he was asked to join in.

That audition (who was auditioning for whom?) quickly led to a few debut shows. To back up the singer, Magee organized a six-piece band, including a three-part horn section and keyboards that soar like a church organ. The band takes its name from one of Thomas’ earlier recordings, “Pain Is The Name of Your Game.” In late 2013, Ural Thomas & The Pain played a few shows around Portland. Far from nostalgic showcases, those first few shows were barnburners—and Thomas’ demand, and his regional fame, has only intensified since. Last summer, the band played at Pickathon and the Waterfront Blues Festival, two of the biggest outdoor shows of the season, and in a readers’ poll by Willamette Week, was named, somewhat ironically, the Best “New” Band in Portland. And, on Wednesday, Ural Thomas and The Pain will play for the first time in Central Oregon. Ural Thomas & The Pain 7 pm, Wednesday, March 18 McMenamins Old St. Francis, 700 NW Bond. Free.

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wednesday 11 Astro Lounge Matt & Rachel 8:30 pm. No cover. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. 12-2 pm. No cover. Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke Rawkstar karaoke Wednesday nights. 9 pm. Free. Jersey Boys Pizza Allan Byer Original Americana music with his new trio of Rosemarie Witnaur on banjo and vocals and Jimmy Jo McKue on lead guitar and vocals. 5:30-8:30 pm. Free. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School Sam Densmore Densmore’s upcoming album, Ku-Thar’-Tik, features his sweet and scratchy vocals, which have been

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compared to artists like Michael Stipe and Mountain Goats. His vocals serve as a backdrop to his catchy melodies and relatable lyrics. Emotional and contemplative, the songs themselves are about Densmore’s first 40 years thus far, and all the love, loss, anxiety and experience that come with it. 7 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Steven Graves Band With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.; A night of live music with the Steven Graves Band from Santa Cruz. 8-10 pm. Free. Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke We like to try a little something different, so come and check out our Hump Day Karaoke—it’s definitely not your normal karaoke party! 8 pm. Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom The ever-funky, blues-laced, down and dirty sounds of Bobby Lindstrom and his acoustic Breedlove guitar. Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. 7-10:30 pm. No cover. The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

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PORTLAND OREGON WOMEN’S FILM FESTIVAL 3/12-3/15.

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thursday 12-sunday 15

Portland Oregon’s Women’s Film Festival

Lights! Camera! Women! Perhaps you have heard of or seen the women-directed/centric films Citizenfour or Obvious Child, but chances are you haven’t experienced Zombie Fairy, Pie Lady of Pie Town or I Believe in Unicorns. In addition to a women’s film directing workshop, the festival will include Youth/POW Girl’s Showcase featuring films by girls aged 15 to 18 years old. The Hollywood Theatre and Clinton Street Theater. Complete schedule at www.powfest.com. $8 - $40.

thursday 12- tuesday 31 Portland Dining Month

March is Travel Portland’s Portland Dining Month, so dinner is obviously “out” tonight. Over 100 restaurants are offering $29 three-course meals through the end of March. Worldwide cuisines and award-winning chefs are serving up dishes for any craving. A few of the mouth-watering restaurants include: Accanto, Italian; Beast, French; clarklewis, Northwest/ Regional; EaT: An Oyster Bar, Seafood/Southern/Creole/Cajun; The Groaning Board, Pub; Levant, Mediterranean/Middle Eastern; Oba Restaurante, Cuban/European/South American; Yakuza Lounge, Japanese. Check TravelPortland.com for a full listing.

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Portland’s Rivers: Contemporary Art Views

Rivers are to Portland as flowers are to springtime. The Willamette and the Columbia Rivers have shaped the city of Portland into the mighty city that she is today, not only providing beauty but also the accessibility for commerce—and a heck of a lot of bridges. These waterways are commemorated in artistic renderings of paintings, prints and multimedia art, currently on display and for sale at the Pittock Mansion with half of the proceeds benefitting the Pittock Mansion. The Pittock family, instrumental players in the development of the Oregonian and the Rose Parade, had the mansion built in the early 1900s and the city acquired this piece of history in 1964. Pittock Mansion. $7-$10.

saturday 14 and tuesday 17 St. Patrick’s Day Bar Crawls

It is St. Patrick’s Day, therefore, green beer must be consumed. Check out these specials and cover the cover charge in advance. Why get a cab when you can enjoy the holiday with all your pals on BarFly’s Saint Patrick’s Day Bus Tour? 7 pm-1 am. Sat. $25. Or, if you are all about the St. Patty’s costume, the event for you is the Stumptown LepreCon 2015 which benefits the Portland Police Sunshine Division. 2-10 pm. Sat. Kells Irish Restaurant and Pub. Free. Or finally, for those who just want the standard bar crawl, no strings attached. Noon -2 am. Sat. and Tues. Registration: Silver Dollar Pizza Company. $10 - $15.

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Domino Room James Otto Country music artist with special guest Cheyenne West. 8 pm. $16 adv. online.

Astro Lounge Sam Densmore Singer-songwriter and music producer from Portland. Performs constantly (over 100 shows per year), as a solo act and with his revolving back up band. Folk, Americana, alternative, acoustic rock. 9 pm. No cover.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Jeff Jackson If you like James Taylor or Jack Johnson, you’ll love Jeff Jackson! Soft rock, great covers, and all kinds of good times! 6-9 pm. $5.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover. Faith, Hope, and Charity Vineyard CinderBlue We welcome back CinderBlue, another of our favorite bands! These guys are the best! Come enjoy Thirsty Thursday discounts and some awesome dancing music! 6 pm. $5. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-10 pm. Free. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School Kathryn Claire with The Lasses Performing is a truly joyful experience for Kathryn Claire, and her love of music is evident every time she takes the stage. Strong fundamentals from her classical background combined with an innate ability to improvise and a keen sense of harmony has made her a sought after collaborator and allowed her to work in a wide range of genres. 7 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Coyote Willow Blends progressive acoustic Americana with hints of Celtic influence for an extraordinary mix of vocal harmony, haunting instrumentals and foot-stomping rhythms. 7-9:30 pm. Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. 12-2 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-11 pm. Free. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Sunny Ledfurd 21+. 8 pm. No cover.; Sunny Ledfurd defies categorization. Never one to shy away from a good time, many of his songs involve drinking and women. With songs like “I Don’t Remember Last Night,” “Pontoon Boat,” “Adderall,” and “Myrtle Beach,” Sunny takes you through life in the south as he sees it and lives it. Sunny Ledfurd is back on stage and ready to rock the house. 9 pm. $15. Northside Bar & Grill Out of the Blue R&B plus rock and roll; this high energy dance band will make you want to shake it up on the dance floor. 8:30 pm. Seven Nightclub Bachata & Latin Night 21+. second Friday of every month, 7:30 pm. Silver Moon Brewing Five Pint Mary Kick off your St. Patty’s holiday with upbeat, loud, and rollicking long-time running Bend-based band, Five Pint Mary. They play a unique blend of Irish and American folk rock with an edge of punk. 8-11 pm. Free.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Out of the Blue R&B plus rock and roll; this high energy dance band will make you want to shake it up on the dance floor. 8:30 pm. Silver Moon Brewing Downhill Ryder Come hear some good ‘ole honest, heart-felt roots rock originals! 8-11 pm. No cover. Strictly Organic Coffee Company Canaan Canaan Japanese singer/song-writer, who will sing in English and Japanese. 3-5 pm.

The Belfry Revival With a bouncy hodgepodge of bands, the Belfry fills up this evening with feel-good music and a fundraiser for arts education. No humbug allowed. Leif James, The JZ Band, The Mostest with their easy going vocals pattering over easy going guitar chords, and Anastacia, the short stature singer that belts out anthems like she is as tall as the Empire State Building. 8 pm. $10.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Bazooka Zoo and Beach Party Bazooka Zoo—space rock, psychedelic funk. 9 pm. $5.

saturday 14 Astro Lounge Decker & Nothern Youth Decker performs psychedelic folk rock. 9 pm. $5.

Cascade Lakes Lodge KC Flynn - Acoustic Apres Ski Tunes This longtime Bend favorite cranks out fresh takes on acoustic rock/country covers next to the cozy fire after a long day on the hill. 3-6 pm. No Cover.

Checker’s Pub Just Us Playing original blues rock, soul, and funk music. 7:30-11 pm.

M&J Tavern Moon Room These local youth bring a certain pizazz to the ol’ sounds we all know and recognize. Turn it up and tune in. 21 and over. 9 pm. No cover. Donations appreciated.

The Blacksmith Restaurant Live Wire Trio Country and rock. 7-9 pm. Free.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

Astro Lounge Wingnut Commander & Hair Fire Wingnut Commander is a progressive indie rock band based in Portland. 9 pm. $5.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm. No cover.

Bend Brewing Company Bobby Lindstrom 6:309:30 pm. No cover.

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Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-11 pm. Free.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm. No cover.

Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm.

The Lot Trailer 31 American folk-based acoustic duo with banjo, guitar and harmonizing vocals. Originals and covers. 6-8 pm. Free.

Domino Room Warren G It’s hard to believe it’s been two decades since Warren G’s single “Regulate” (with Nate Dogg) dropped. Whether you were living in Warren G’s eastside L.A., or just another white kid in small town Oregon, it likely had heavy rotation the summer of ’94. Well, the Regulator is back (and apparently coaching Korean hip-hop group BTS). Don’t be surprised when all the Bend bros over the age of 30 start singing along. 8:30 pm. $20.

Checker’s Pub Just Us Playing original blues rock, soul, and funk music. 7:30-11 pm. Deschutes Brewery Public House Five Pint Mary Pickin’ at the pub! Join us for a pint or five with the band Five Pint Mary! We’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day a wee bit early. We’ll have plenty of tasty beers on tap including our Nitro Obsidian Stout, which pairs well with Irish music. Get your groove on, grab some friends and head on down to the Bend Pub for a fun time! 7:30-10:30 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Terry Robb Top acoustic blues guitarists. His dynamic fingerpicking style and ability to sound like a hard, yet sophisticated, band all within a solo performance have amazed audiences worldwide and earned him international acclaim. His ensemble playing showcases sheets of sound with lightning-fast soloing of adventurist improvisation. 8 pm. $10.

sunday 15 Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café Brews & Bands with Kim Kelley A velvety folksinger, songwriter, and performer with a progressive flair. Her original songwriting and poetry of her lyrics capture the essence of the human spirit and will touch your heart. Kim’s rich, country-influenced folksy vocal style is reminiscent of a head-on collision between a timeless and fresh sound. 7-9 pm. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover. Dawg House ll Acoustic Jam Session/Open Mic Come join our house band, Dawg House Rhythm Hounds & Friends, as they host our Sunday Jam Session. We have a combination of seasoned and recreational musicians coming together to share the stage. This is a much needed outlet for singer/songwriters, seasoned and amateur musicians to develop/ perform new material, improve improvisation and live performance skills or just simply socialize with others that have similar interests. 4-6 pm. Free. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) Join the Dogwood for CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) a weekly DJ series featuring Bend’s hottest DJs plus drink and food specials for local service industry friends. See Facebook page for updated DJ listing. 8 pm-midnight. No cover. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Open Mic Jam 5-8 pm. No cover. Silver Moon Brewing Jim Jam Organized to honor the birthday and spirit of Jim Witty and the music he loved. Jim Jam is a gathering of music lovers. Bring your instruments and voices. We’ll play music that can be enjoyed by all. Whether you’re a novice guitar player or a seasoned musician, all are encouraged to participate. Leave your inhibitions at home. Jim Jam is like singing songs around a campfire...without the fire. Jim Jam is unplugged except for a vocal mic which will be passed around to the main vocalist. We will have musicians/singers in the round and take turns playing songs and jamming. This is not a stage for solo performance. Please expect participation from the other musicians when you play. Thank you to all of the musicians, singers and friends of Jim who come out every year to remember him. 1-4 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub Africa Yoga Project Benefit Concert Join us for a night of awesome music, dancing, fun, friends, and fundraising for Africa Yoga Project. Wilderness will be playing, along with Problem Stick and Don Quixote. There will also be an awesome silent auction with all sorts of items from local businesses. Your $10 donation and all silent auction proceeds benefit Africa Yoga Project, providing healthy teaching for people in schools, orphanages, prisons, HIV/AIDS support groups, special needs centers, and rural villages. 6 pm. $10 donation.

monday 16 Domino Room That1Guy Mike Silverman, better known as That1Guy, frequently performs and records as a one-man band, singing and using a variety of homemade musical instruments. 7:30 pm. $16 adv. online. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke With DJ Chris! 7-9 pm.

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“Meet the new dam; same as the old dam” Speak up against the proposal for the new dam at Mirror Pond. March 18 / 7 P.M. / Bend City Hall

Come a few minutes early to sign up for 3 minutes of Public Comment at 7. Stay to witness the City Council vote on whether to green light the new Mirror Pond proposal.

Let’s not sell off public open space and riverside parkland to pay for it. Let’s oppose the payment of tens of millions of dollars in public revenue to build it. This new version of Mirror Pond is an environmental and budgetary nightmare. Its waters will be too warm and deoxygenated to support native fauna. It will require expensive periodic dredging. It will disrupt ongoing efforts to restore and reintegrate the upper Deschutes River watershed. The people of Bend deserve a healthy river. We need to follow the example of Boise, Idaho, whose people treasure and enjoy their free-flowing Boise River parklands, trails, whitewater features, and habitat--at a cost of less than $18,000 per year. Finally, we deserve a public referendum. Our elected representatives continue to support Mirror Pond vote suppression, so our alternative is to do it ourselves.

Please go to freetheriver.org, print, sign, and mail the two single signature petitions--one for the City and one for the Park District. We have 12 months remaining to qualify these ballot measures for the May 2016 election.

With your signatures, we can do it. FreeTheRiver.org PO Box 1790 | Bend, OR 97709 | 541-280-0802

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Volcanic Theatre Pub Six Mile Station We are very excited to announce the return of the folk rock extravaganza Six Mile Station from Reno! And to top it off, supporting the show is the Central Oregon local underground cellist magician Third Seven. Lots of surprises for this show, so don’t miss out on this action packed event! 7:30 pm. Donation’ish $5’ish.

tuesday 17 Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover. Bamboo Room DJ Shane Come down to the Bamboo Room (behind the Hong Kong) on 3rd street and Wilson and get your pre-funk on. Drink specials, good food, great music! 7 pm. No cover. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages. 6:30 pm. No cover. M&J Tavern Harley Bourbon CD release show for Harley Bourbon, with openers Tuck and Roll. 8-11:45 pm. Free.; Put on your best dressed greens and celebrate everything Irish. Tuck and Roll will get the party started. 21 and over. 9 pm. No cover. Donations appreciated. McMenamins Old St. Francis School St. Patrick’s Day Celebration With a name like McMenamins, of course they throw everything but the Irish kitchen sink at this holiday: Bag pipes, Irish stout, Irish coffee, fiddlers and Five Pint Mary, a rollicking Celtic band that punks out their music with thundering drums and hard-edged 4-7 pm. Free. Northside Bar & Grill The Rum and the Sea The incredible vocals and style of Michelle with a very tight band. Jazz. Third Tuesday of every month, 6-9 pm.; A spirited night with the music and musings of The Rum and The Sea on St. Patty’s Day. Singalong and dance on this merry night. Don’t forget to wear green! 7 pm. Seven Nightclub Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us downtown for Rockstar Karaoke every Tuesday. We’ve

also got a weekly pool tournament at the same time so you can possibly win some cash too! New menu— so stop in check it out! 8 pm.; Join us every Tuesday for our Cash Cup Pool Tournament. Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! Grab some food from our new menu and stay and have some fun. We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night! Signups by 8pm. $5 buy-in, double-elimination, APA rules (if you’re curious, just ask). Winnings based on number of participants. 8 pm. $5. The Blacksmith Restaurant St. Patrick’s Day Celebration with Coyote Willow Pulling out all the Celtic and Irish tunes for St Patty’s! The band blends progressive acoustic Americana with hints of Celtic influence for an extraordinary mix of vocal harmony, haunting instrumentals and foot-stomping rhythms. 6-9 pm.

wednesday 18 Astro Lounge Kim Kelley A velvety folksinger, songwriter, and performer with a progressive flair. Her original songwriting and poetry of her lyrics capture the essence of the human spirit and will touch your heart. Kim’s rich, country-influenced folksy vocal style is reminiscent of a head-on collision between a timeless and fresh sound. 8 pm. No cover. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café Brews & Bands with members of the Central Oregon Symphony The Central Oregon Symphony enriches lives through dynamic symphonic music. The mission of COSA is to promote the growth and development of the Central Oregon Symphony through education, fundraising, marketing and public relations. 7-9 pm. No cover. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. 12-2 pm. No cover. Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke Rawkstar karaoke Wednesday nights. 9 pm. Free. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School Ural Thomas & The Pain Ural Thomas has lived the blues as much as he has sung them. An opener for the Rolling Stones’ first American tour, and a stage singer with Otis Redding’s last tour, the gritty yet graceful now-75-year-old singer recently revived his career as a solo artist. His shows are like a time trip back to the Apollo Theater’s heyday. 7 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm. Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke We like to try a little something different, so come and check out our Hump Day Karaoke—it’s definitely not your normal karaoke party! 8 pm. Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom The ever-funky, blues-laced, down and dirty sounds of Bobby Lindstrom and his acoustic Breedlove guitar. Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. 7-10:30 pm. No cover. The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover. Volcanic Theatre Pub Esme Patterson Esmé just performed on David Letterman and Conan as the frontwoman for the Shakey Graves single, “Dearly Departed,” which has been topping the charts on national AAA radio. We’re passing through in advance of a national tour with William Elliott Whitmore. 8 pm. $5.

thursday 19 Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards The Substitutes Come dance with the Substitutes and enjoy our Thirsty Thursday discounts! Call for reservations 541-526-5075. 6-9 pm. $5. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clap-

ton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. 12-2 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-10 pm. Free. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School The Junebugs High energy pop folk trio ready to rock and/or roll until the cows come home. 7 pm. No cover. Midtown Ballroom George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic Recording both as Parliament and Funkadelic, George Clinton revolutionized R&B during the ’70s, twisting soul music into funk by adding influences from several late-’60s acid heroes: Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, and Sly Stone. The Parliament/ Funkadelic machine ruled black music during the ’70s, capturing over 40 R&B hit singles (including three number ones) and recording three platinum albums. Doors 7pm, 21+. 8 pm. $30. Northside Bar & Grill Back Roads Returns to Northside! 7:30-11 pm. Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free. Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm. Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. The Lot Brown Eyed Blue We are a sister duo that grew up on Motown music and mix the old school with a new sound. We combine smooth, city soul with our Oregon folk roots. Playing piano, guitar and cajon, we play a variety of covers and originals and bring a sisterly chemistry to the stage. 6-8 pm. Free. Volcanic Theatre Pub Voodoo Horseshoes Psychedelic roots rock from Missoula, MT. Performing with Lige Newton. 9 pm. $5.

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Music Community Orchestra of Central Oregon Rehearsals The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary and there are monthly dues. For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Tuesdays, 6:45-9pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way. Jake Shimabukuro While the word virtuoso is typically reserved for players of more “classical” instruments, there’s no doubt ukulele master Jake Shimabukuro deserves the title. He’s been compared to greats like Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis. So set aside your snobbery of all things hipster-adjacent and give the guy a listen. March 15, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $48.50-$59.50. Spring Salon Art Series—Doug and Katie Cavanaugh Spring Art Salon Series. Three Thursday evening events are a fundraiser for Circle of Friends, a Sistersbased youth mentoring program. Musicians, actors, and local wine and beer companies donate their time, talents, and samples to a memorable evening of entertainment. For the first in the series, singer-songwriter duo, Doug and Katie Cavanaugh, perform heartfelt original songs. Three Creeks Brewery of Sisters be on site for samples and full drinks. Thurs, March 12, 6:30-8:30pm. Downtown Sisters, Hood Avenue. 541-719-1800. $10 suggested donation. University of Oregon On the Rocks and Divisi Two nationally recognized, award-winning contemporary a cappella groups from the University of Oregon put on their annual event to benefit the Bend High choir program. Tickets are available at the door or online at bendhighchoir.com. March 14, 7-9pm. Bend High School, 230 NE 6th St. $8. The Voetberg Family Band Made up of eight siblings ranging in ages 13 to 26. With over eight years experience, they put on a show that displays a cohesive variety of musical styles and a developed musicianship beyond their years. Recommended for ages 9 and up. March 13, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Children (12 & under) $13, Adults $18.

Dance Adult Jazz Dance Class Love to dance? Join the Jazz Dance Collective for adult intermediate jazz dance class. Styles include Broadway, lyrical, Latin, and contemporary. May have opportunity to perform with JDC. JDC is part of Bend Dance Project, a nonprofit organization that promotes dance in Bend. Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th Street, Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10 drop-in donation (first class free). Argentine Tango Class & Práctica Beginning Tango class 6:30 to 7:30 pm followed by two hours of Tango practice from 7:30 to 9:30 pm. Elegant, sensual, and romantic—the most passionate and intimate Latin dance. Practica offers lessons and practice, and individualized attention for beginners with a friendly atmosphere and supportive environment. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5. Bachelor Beauts Square Dance Lessons Come learn how to square dance right here in Central Oregon. We welcome new dancers and previous dancers wanting refresher lessons. The lessons instructor is longtime caller Ron Bliven. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Pine Forest Grange Hall, 63214 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-617-8589. $5 per lesson. Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance salsa in a friendly group class setting. This class focuses on the fundamentals of the dance, making it ideal for first timers and those looking to add a solid foundation to their existing salsa dance skills. Progressive four-class series starting on the first Thursday of each month. Drop-Ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in. Bend Community Contra Dance Featuring caller Greg McKenzie and music by the High Country Dance Band. Beginner’s workshop 7 pm, dance begins at 7:30 pm. March 14, 7-10pm. Boys & Girls Club, 500 NW Wall St. 541-330-8943. $9. Conscious Ecstatic Dance Celebrate the joy of free-form, expressive dance. Discover the power of movement for alchemical personal transformation. Dancing free is the best practice for healing and liberating your body, mind and spirit. Sponsored by PULSE: The Alchemy of Movement. Wednesdays, 7-8:30pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. 360-870-6093. $10. Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns. We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in. Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic

changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance. Latin Wednesdays Come meet a group of welcoming Latin dance enthusiasts. Starting with a Latin dance lesson (salsa, bachata, cha cha cha and merengue, alternating every week). Followed by social dancing to fun energetic Latin rhythms. Come learn some new steps and dance or just watch and enjoy. The place to get your mid-week Latin Dance and Music fix! Wednesdays, 7:30-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-325-6676. $5. Learn to Dance - Private Lessons Want to learn to dance in a comfortable, private setting? I’m here to help! You can learn a specific dance like Salsa or Swing, or just how to be comfortable on the dance floor. Two left feet are perfectly acceptable! Ongoing, 3-10pm. Victoria’s Studio, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541-213-7127. $45/hour. Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5. West African Dance Class Every class taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7pm. Victor Performing Arts, 2700 N. E 4th St. Suite 210, 4th Street & Butler Market Road. 818-636-2465. $10 drop in.

Local Arts ARTist Saturdays! Join us in bringing a seasonal ARTist Saturday event to our local community! Over 40+ vendors. We are opening our doors every third month, on the second Saturday of each month, located at 50 SE Scott St. Suite 1 & 2, Bend in the Armature Building. Sat, March 14, 10am-5pm. Armature, 50 S.E. Scott St. #2. Free. Beautiful Math A6 presents a solo exhibit of original prints by local artist Barbara Hudin. Using algorithms and processing code, Hudin creates visual manifestations of mathematical theorems. The opening reception runs 4-9 pm on First Friday, March 6. Mondays-Fridays, 9:30am-7pm, Saturdays, 9:30am-6pm and Sundays, noon-5pm. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. Free. Bird Nests of Oregon A collection of drawings by Gena Goodman-Campbell depicting life-sized nests of birds that make their homes in Oregon. Through April 1. Lone Pine Coffee Roasters, 845 Tin Pan Alley.

Presentations “El Salvador, the Next Wave of Immigration” CAUSA activist Greg Delgado and guest speakers who have been affected by a lack of immigration reform. Greg was part of a month-long delegation to El Salvador to learn more about why Salvadoreans make the dangerous journey to the USA. Hear the personal stories about how our broken immigration system treats immigrants like criminals and separates asylums seekers from their families. March 12, 4-6pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541388 -1793. Free. Beneath Antarctic Ice: The Persistence of Life at the End of the Earth Five months each of sunlight and of dark provides times of plenty—and long periods of famine. However, in the High Antarctic, invertebrate communities thrive. Hear tales of how these communities survive throughout the year by shifting their diets from plankton, to bacteria which are fascinating and nutritional food sources. Prof. Thurber’s story may be set against an Antarctic backdrop, but it provides an analog for some of the largest and most important habitats on our planet with implications for our carbon legacy and the continued functioning of our planet as a whole. March 16, 5:30-7:30pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. 541-322-3100. Free, reservations required. Central Oregon Mushroom Club presents Dr. Dan Luoma’s talk “Truffle Diversity and Ecology in the Pacific Northwest” Join us in learning about some of the 350 truffle fungus species present in the Pacific Northwest. Dr. Luoma will give an introduction to truffles and explain their relationship and importance to our forest systems. Before Dr. Luoma’s talk, Mia MacCollin, local dog trainer, will give a truffle-dog demonstration with her dog and the best “student” from her recent truffle-dog training. Space for the talk is limited. March 14, 6-7:30pm. Rosie Bareis Campus, 1010 NW 14th St. 925-890-2071. Free to COMC members, $5 public. Internet Safety This training helps parents and caregivers become aware of the dangers that exist online. Participants will learn tips on how to talk to children about using the Internet safely and steps to protect children online. Mon, March 16, 6-8pm. KIDS Center, 1375 NW Kingston Ave. 541-306-3062. $10.

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Know Africa: African Adventure Have you ever wanted to go to Africa but think it’s too far away, too different, too dangerous? Well, so did Chandra—one of our very own librarians—until she went there. Come see an informative slideshow about Chandra’s fabulous adventures volunteering at a reserve in South Africa working with biologists studying lions, hyenas, elephants and rhinos and at a cheetah sanctuary in Namibia. March 14, 11am-noon. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. March 19, 6-7 pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free. Know Africa: Isata’s Story Isata Sibley was adopted from Sierra Leone just before her 8th birthday. Find out what happens when she returned to Africa with her mom, Beckie, to reconnect with her birth family. March 14, noon-1pm. Sisters Library, 110 N. Cedar. 541-312-1032. Free. Know Africa: Kilimanjaro SHE Climb High school student Bella Weiner talks about her plans to climb the highest freestanding mountain in the world to support SHE (Sustainable Health Enterprises) as they build a business in Rwanda to manufacture and distribute affordable menstrual pads so that girls and women can more confidently participate in school and work. March 14, 3-4pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free. MEDICAID & Paying for Long-Term Care You will be introduced to: How Medicaid works and how to pay for long-term care. Presented by Elder Law Attorney Will Dennis. March 12, 4:30-6:30pm. Bend Senior Center, 1600 SE Reed Market Rd. 541-388-3877. No charge, includes complimentary food & beverages Seating is limited so please call to confirm your seat. Mist Smith Mist Smith is a vessel for the guides, masters, and loved ones of the Akashic records to speak through. Channeling from the vibration of love, she offers light and information for you to use to move forward in your life at this time. In this process, the guides come forward to support your work of remembering who you truly are, which is love. Bring your questions about you, your community, and your world. Workshop to follow at 6:45 pm: “How to Shift Patterns.” March 15, 5:15-6:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. $30 for this 2-hour workshop only. Moving Beyond the Automobile: Multi-Modal Transportation Planning Chris Comeau, CTP, AICP, Transportation Planner for City of Bellingham, WA, will share with us how to evolve from an auto-centric

and roadway-based transportation planning program to one that is multi-modal, inclusive, flexible and concurrent. Comeau will share his experience based on more than 20 years of land use and transportation planning for city and county jurisdictions. He specializes in multimodal transportation policy and planning, striving to integrate transportation infrastructure and land use policy to create a balanced systems approach to urban and community planning. He currently manages the Multimodal Transportation Concurrency Program for the city of Bellingham. March 18, 6:30-8pm. Deschutes Public Library, 507 NW Wall St. 541-815-3951. Free. Muslims, Christians & Jews in North Africa Perhaps no place has endured such volatility as North Africa. This area includes Algeria, Morocco, and Tunisia—a region familiar after the recent events of the Arab Spring. In the 700s, Arab-Muslim armies conquered, calling it the Maghreb. After the French arrived in 1830, they slowly claimed parts of the Maghreb as their own. This talk delves into the history French Algeria during an era in which Muslims, Christians and Jews co-existed. We will journey back to the 1950s to look at the debates over Algeria’s that took place in the throes of a violent struggle for independence. March 16, 6-7pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1034. Free. Thru-Hiking the Oregon Desert Trail In the second installment of ONDA’s new High Desert Lecture Series, veteran long-distance hiker Shane Von Schlemp shares his experience becoming one of a half dozen people to through-hike the new Oregon Desert Trail. Across 800 miles, over rugged mountains, through red-rock canyons and across rolling plains, Von Schlemp experienced unparalleled solitude and adventure just beyond Bend’s back door. March 11, 7-9pm. Oregon Natural Desert Association, 50 SW Bond St, Ste. 4. 541-330-2638. Free. “Field Guide to Oregon Rivers” Oregon author, photographer, and river enthusiast Tim Palmer brings us a beautiful slide show and enlightening talk about the beautiful rivers in our great state, based on his book Field Guide to Oregon Rivers. This book includes sections on the plants and animals common to our rivers, plus information on their natural history. It contains profiles of 120 rivers, including notes on how to get to each river, hiking and fishing adventures, and the best way to navigate each river in raft, canoe, or kayak. March 19, 6-7:30pm. Paulina Springs Books-Redmond, 422 SW Sixth St. $5.

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All Aspects Teen Theatre Workshop Salute to Baseball! Scenes, Monologues, Songs and multi-media presentation presented by students. Session meetings on Sundays. Performance dates April 3-5. Sun, March 15, 1-4pm. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Avenue. 541-389-0803. Free.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Dark, yet playful, and as much about the waning of vaudeville as it is about two rivaling sisters. Wonderful staging and toe-tapping show numbers make the darker themes go down easily. Thurs, March 12, 7:30pm, Fri, March 13, 7:30pm, Sat, March 14, 7:30pm and Sun, March 15, 3pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $19 Adults, $16 Student/Seniors.

Bend Comedy Showcase & Open-Mic Bend’s most talented comedians make up the best comedy showcase in Central Oregon. Hosted by Ryan Traughber. At 9:30 pm, the stage opens to all aspiring comedians. Sign-up before 8 pm. 21+. March 12, 8-9:30pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 Oregon Ave. 541-4190111. $5 adv., $10 door. Open-Mic free. The Language Archive Too often it is easy to see what’s in the distance, but not see what’s directly in your face. Such is the problem for George in Cascade Theater’s current production of The Language Archive, a story about a man who documents exotic languages, but can’t find the words to talk with his wife or decipher the love triangle he is in with his lab assistant. Thurs, March 12, 7:30pm, Fri, March 13, 7:30pm, Sat, March 14, 7:30pm, Sun, March 15, 2pm and Thurs, March 19, 7:30pm. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood. $20, $13 student. The Magic Flute Bend Opera presents the classic collaboration between Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Emanuel Schikaneder. Beloved throughout history and known for roles requiring an impressive vocal range, the opera has seen many adaptations over the years, including one featuring traditional Cambodian dance and one set in post-apocalyptic rural Alaska. See where Bend Opera takes it. Fri, March 13, 7pm and Sun, March 15, 3pm. Pinckney Center, COCC, 2600 NW College Way. 888-718-4253. $20-$45. Sisters Classic Old-Time Radio Experience The group is made up of Central Oregon folk who love drama on and off the stage. The group performs scripted radio episodes from “Gunsmoke,” “Richard Diamond, Private Detective,” “My Friend Irma,” “Inner Sanctum Mystery,” and others. Many of the sound effects and commercials during the performance are created right on stage. March 13, 7pm. The Belfry, 302 East Main Ave. StandUp Comedy Bend Comedy presents StandUp Comedy Showcase. Bend’s most talented comedians make up the best comedy showcase in Central Oregon. Hosted by Dana Buckendahl. Age 18+. March

Words Dearly Departed A good book can transport you to another time and place. Return the favor and bring your favorite (deceased) author into the present at this tribute to authors of yesteryear, organized by the OSU-Cascades Low Residency MFA in Creative Writing program. Readers will channel their favorite writers in word and in dress. When else can you hang out with Jack Kerouac and Virginia Wolf? March 12, 7pm. Tin Pan Theater, 869 NW Tin Pan Alley. Free. High Desert Museum Book Club Join the Museum’s book club, led by Curator of Western History Dr. Margaret Lee, and discuss Marilynne Robinson’s Housekeeping (1980). Nominated for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction and named as one of the 100 greatest novels of all time, Housekeeping explores the creation of home and connections between people, place and purpose against the backdrop of a remote Idaho town. March 17, 6pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. Know Africa: Traditional African Oral Arts and Their Creative Legacy COCC professor Cora Agatucci highlights the literary traditions of Africa. March 15, 2-3pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free. Oregon’s Rivers Despite Oregon’s watery reputation, the state has lacked a field guide for its many celebrated rivers and streams—until now. Preeminent river conservationist, photographer,and author Tim Palmer’s Field Guide to Oregon Rivers is an unprecedented reference that profiles 120 waterways throughout the state, from the Alsea to the Williamson. Please join us on for a presentation by Tim featuring his award-winning photographs and the natural history of some of Oregon’s most iconic streams. March 18, 6:30pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. $3 members, $5 non-members.

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Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Susie at 541-526-1380. Mondays-Fridays. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Road. 541-526-1380.

Three-Season Bee School Come join the fun and learn about organic beekeeping for a healthy ecosystem! SmudgieGoose Farm, located five miles east of Redmond, will be hosting a three-season beekeeping education series, in cooperation with the Prineville Honey Bee Mentoring Partnership for the 2015 beekeeping season. Weekly classes begin March 14 at the farm with a lesson on handling swarms. Later lessons will include: Treatment-free beekeeping, starting a colony, winter hive preparation, honey production, and more. Saturdays, 11am-1pm. SmudgieGoose Farm, 19221 NE O’Neil Hwy. 541-215-0357. Free, donations for beekeeping equipment/supplies welcome.

Tech Expert for Short-Term Sharepoint Project Heart of Oregon Corps is seeking a Microsoft SharePoint savvy individual who would be willing to volunteer their time to help us set up, utilize and maintain a SharePoint Team Site. The agency is spread across five separate sites in Central Oregon and rapidly growing in numbers. As we grow we must become more efficient for simple tasks such as sharing and updating our cross-agency calendar, collaborating on important documents and general communication across our programs and sites. This will allow the staff more time to focus on our mission and the youth we serve. Mondays-Fridays, 8am-3pm. Heart of Oregon Corps, PO Box 279. 541-633-7834. Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details and information on the application process. Mondays-Fridays.

Buddhist Chant We chant Buddhist scripture, The Heart Sutra in Japanese, and discuss about the meaning of the words. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-383-5031. $10. Empezando su Proprio Negocio - Business StartUp class in Spanish COCC’s popular business startup class now offered in Spanish! ¿Quieres iniciar tu propio negocio? Acude a esta clase. ¿Te has preguntado el como iniciar tu propio negocio, cuales serian los requisitos, permisos, prestamos económicos y como obtenerlos? March 18, 6-8pm. COCC Chandler Lab, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $29. German Conversation Group New group with a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-595-0318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students. Japanese Group Lesson We offer lessons for beginners and advanced students. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. $10, +$5 one time fee.

Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated from apparel to electronics. Share your knowledge and get a great workout too! The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the operations of our high save shelter and our volunteers at the thrift store contribute directly to the care of our animals by making sure that all of our donations are processed and ready to purchase. Mondays-Sundays, 9am. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

Launch Your Business Are you about to start or are you in the early stages of running your own business? Avoid costly mistakes and position yourself for success by covering essential details. Take full advantage of three one-to-one daytime business advising sessions combined with three Thursday evening workshop presentations in Redmond (3/12, 3/26 & 4/9). Initial advising session will take place before the first class, so register early to set up your first meeting! March 12, 6-9pm. Redmond COCC Campus Technology Education Center, 2324 NE College Loop. 541-383-7290. $199.

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Living on a Few Acres Conference Attention rural landowners! Plan to attend this informative annual conference! Improve your knowledge and acquire new skills by taking courses taught by experts in a variety of subjects. There is something for everyone, from gardeners and hobby farmers to ranch and farm business owners. March 14, 8am-5pm. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. 541-548-6088. $45, includes lunch.

Cow Patty Crit FUNale Race & St. Paddy’s Bash Black Butte Ranch, Blazin’ Saddles Bike Shop and Hoodoo present the Cow Patty Crit FUNale Race & St. Paddy’s Bash. Warming fire, beverages for sale, prizes for each division. St. Paddy’s Day bash after party includes live music, Three Creeks Beer, green costume competition, and kids snow park play area. March 14. Hoodoo Ski Area, Hwy 20, Box 20. 541-595-5877. $15 race registration before 3/13; $25 after. St. Pattie’s Shamrock Run After all, St. Patrick’s Day was originally a celebration about the patron saint escaping from his pirate captors and running away; why shouldn’t the springtime festivity be celebrated with pounding the pavement instead of pounding green beer? (Or both, but we recommend one before the other.) 5k and 10k trail runs available. March 13, 6pm. Sisters Athletic Club, 1001 Desperado Trail. $25 for 5k, $30 for 10k.

Medicine Cabinet Makeover Do you need safer, cheaper, more effective health solutions? Essential oils offer safe benefits without side effects, cost just pennies per dose and offer efficient and simple solutions for life’s little emergencies. Join us the 3rd Wednesday of every month to learn ways to become a healer in your home. Arrive on time and get a free Wild Orange essential oil. RSVP: 541-420-5730. Third Wednesday of every month, 1-2pm. Spirit of Pilates, 61419 Elder Ridge St. Playing Life Bigger A one-day experiential seminar that will nurture you in reclaiming your power and passion, and creating a new commitment to yourself, your life, and your relationships. March 14, 9am5:30pm. Cat-Scratch Acres, Six miles west of Tumalo. 541-389-4523. Donations accepted.

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She’s the quintessential matriarch... the wisest old owl... the strongest of guardians... And with about four and a half billion years of relevant experience under her belt, I’d say she’s worth our attention. Mother Nature—the ultimate teacher. We’d be foolish not to acknowledge (and apply) her lessons. In fact, it’s probably one of the most beneficial things we can do as parents. And here’s why... Survival: Mother Nature teaches us to adapt and survive. And our kiddos? Well, according to David Sloan Wilson, an esteemed professor of biology and anthropology, they’re biologically prepared to learn. “The drives and proclivities that characterize children everywhere are well-designed by natural selection,” Wilson says, “to help children survive during childhood and prepare for adulthood.” Patience: If anyone knows a thing or two about patience, it’s Mother Nature. Yes, it’s true—to every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven. Learning to respect this concept is

an invaluable lesson. Respect: Take care of the Earth and it will take care of you. Appreciate its beauty, and protect each piece of its magnificence. Selflessness: If you’ve never read The Giving Tree, now would be a good time. Independence: Freedom in nature has quite the tendency to inspire creative growth, self-discovery and un-coerced thought. Curiosity: Children learn best through their senses, and what better place to explore and discover sight, sound, smell, taste and touch than in the motherland itself? Health: There’s something so powerful about natural healing—not only in its physical form of herbs and other natural remedies, but also in the way it restores emotional wellbeing. Mother Nature provides a constant center of balance—one that can be easily restored by watching a colorful sunset or sitting under a vast sky of stars. She teaches us humility, reminding us how small we really are in this big, beautiful world. Simplicity: Simple needs, simple concepts, simple lessons—exposing children to these teachings is like allowing them to appreciate the simple beauty of an unfiltered, unedited photograph. And going back to the basics allows them to better understand this incredible circle of life. “Let children walk with nature,” John Muir said. “Let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life.”

KIDS EVENTS Backpack Explorers Parents and children ages 3-5 investigate science, art, music, stories and culture in a fun and hands-on manner. Foster artistic expression in your little one and take home activities to continue the learning. Pre-registration and payment is required. Wed, March 11, 9:30-10:30am, Thurs, March 12, 9:30-10:30am, Wed, March 18, 9:3010:30am and Thurs, March 19, 9:30-10:30am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. Members $10 per child; Non-members $15. Discover Nature Day Bring your family out for a day full of fun, hands-on activities at Cline Falls State Park. Track wildlife, explore the stream, meet incredible birds of prey in person, learn map and compass skills, get creative with nature art, play fun games, and more. K-8 with parent or guardian. March 14, 10am-1pm. Cline Falls State Park, 7100 OR-126. Free. Animal Adventures Ages 3+. Tues, March 17, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free. East Bend Rockie Tales Puppet Show Ages 3-5. Thurs, March 12, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free. Fiesta de Pijamas Ages 0-5: Storytime in Spanish. Tues, March 17, 6:45pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Fizz! Boom! Read! Hands-on experiments. Ages 3-5. Mon, March 16, 10:30-11:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. Homeschool Nature Classes A variety of activities such as nature arts and crafts, attuning to the wild, tracking, primitive skills, survival skills, nature songs, and much more! Ages 5-8 welcome. Mondays, 12:30-4pm. Tuesdays, 10am-3pm. Skyliners Lodge, 16125 Skyliners Rd. $30-$42. Kindermusik Through music to teach early literacy skills, physical coordination, emotional skills and cognitive skills, as well as a love of music! Mondays, 9:30-10:15am for 24-month-olds. Fridays, 9:3010:15am for 2-3 year olds. Cascade School of Music, 200 NW Pacific Park Ln. First class is free, $70 per month. Animal Adventures Ages 3+. Tues, March 17, 11:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. Free. La Pine Teen Territory Ages 12-17. Wed, March 18,

1pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. Free. MoMuLa | Movement Music Laughter 3-7-yearolds sing with two mamas with ukuleles and a trumpet. March 14, 3:30-4:30pm. Sunny Yoga Kitchen, 2748 NW Crossing Dr. Donations. Music, Movement & Stories Ages 3-5. Thurs, March 19, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. Mustache Baby Storytime March 14, 11-11:30am. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. Free. Old-Fashioned Family Game Day Explore a variety of board games and physical activities. All ages. Wed, March 11, 2:30-4pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free. Pajama Party Storytime with songs, rhymes & crafts. Ages 0-5. Wed, March 11, 6:45pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. Parent/Child Music & Movement Children sing, dance, play instruments, shake eggs, jump, pretend, and learn! Fridays, 10:30-11:15am. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE 8th St. Prorated from $175. Pi Day Find the area of a round food and it’s yours! All ages. March 14, 3pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Redmond Animal Adventures Ages 3+. Mon, March 16, 10am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Family Block Party: LEGO® Universe All ages. Sat, March 14, 10:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Redmond Music, Movement & Stories Ages 3-5. Thurs, March 19, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Teen Advisory Board Tell the library what you want. We will provide snacks! Ages 12-17. Wed, March 11, 2-4pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Story Time 11am. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. Free. Typewriters and Bookbinding Type up writings and bind them into a handmade book. Registration required. Ages 12-17. March 14, 2-4pm. Atelier 6000, 389 SW Scalehouse Court. Free.

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Teacher Training In this one-day workshop, participants will explore the National Project for Excellence in Environmental Education’s Guidelines for Excellence in environmental education programs and materials. These guidelines offer a set of recommendations for developing and administering high quality non-formal environmental education programs. Participants will receive copies of the Non-formal Environmental Education Programs: Guidelines for Excellence and Environmental Education Materials: Guidelines for Excellence. March 16, 8:45am-3:30pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. $40. Registration and pre-payment required. West African Drum Class David Visiko teaches rhythms from Guinea, Mali and Cote’ de Ivory. Sundays, 3:30-5pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne (behind address). $15 per class.

Events Business Start-Up class in La Pine Cover the basics in this two-hour class and decide if running a business is for you. March 19, 6-8pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-383-7290. $29. Community Bingo Open to the Public. Concession available. Second and Second Saturday of every month, noon-4pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. $15 Bingo packets. Deadly By Nature: Poison and Venom In our new exhibit you’ll get a live, close-up look at some of the world’s deadliest creatures, including some you would never expect. Join us for a walk through evolutionary time as we explore the adaptations of venomous animals including the long-spined sea urchin and the rear-fanged, ornate, flying snake. Mondays. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Museum admission. Education Foundation Trivia Bee Celebrating 10 years! This is a 21+ event. Doors open at 6 pm with drinks, food and live music! Trivia Bee will begin at 7 pm. If you are interested in registering a team please visit engagedminds.org. March 14, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $21. Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281. Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13. High Desert Wild Games Fundraiser for the Beth Rixe Service Center which provides life changing support services for adults in our community with developmental disabilities. Event includes small plate food samplings, a commemorative glass, a drink and $1,000 in gaming script. Attendees can also participate in a silent auction, raffle and wine grab and be eligible to win door prizes. March 14, 6-10pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-749-2158. $50 per ticket. Let’s Talk About It This two-hour training will focus on teaching adults what is developmentally appropriate sexual behavior for children 2-7 years old. Participants will walk away knowing how to talk to their children about their bodies (including healthy body boundaries) and how to identify and respond appropriately to sexual behaviors displayed by children. Tues, March 17, 12:30-2:30pm. KIDS Center, 1375 NW Kingston Ave. 541-306-6062. $10. Meet the New Dam; Same as the Old Dam Attend this momentous City Council meeting and express your opposition to a resolution it will consider that would green light the new Mirror Pond dam. Oppose this environmental and budgetary nightmare. Speak up during the 7 pm Visitors’ Section; stay to witness the vote. March 18, 7-7:30pm. Bend City Hall, 710 NW Wall St. 541-280-0802. Free. Oregon Legislature Policy 101 Workshop Join Friends of Family Farmers, Central Oregon LandWatch and High Desert Food and Farm Alliance for a free workshop designed to educate citizens on how the Oregon Legislature works and to provide tools for engagement. Learn about relevant food, farm and land use bills that will be before the 2015 Legislature and how to use your voice to stand up for issues that matter to you. This workshop will prepare you for upcoming opportunities to educate policymakers in Salem. Seating is limited, so please RSVP. Light refreshments and beer from Worthy Brewing will be served. March 11, 7-8:30pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. Free.

ON THE ROCKS, THE ALL-MALE A CAPPELLA GROUP FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON WILL PERFORM ALONGSIDE FEMALE A CAPPELLA GROUP DIVISI AT BEND HIGH SCHOOL, 3/14. PHOTO BY TOMI HUMPHREY. Preventative Walk in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, microchips, toenail trims and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson ste. B-1. Public Bingo New game programs with increased pay-outs. Must be 18, starter pack (28 games) $21. $10 minimum buy-in. Food and drinks available. Games start at 6 every Thursday. Visit bendelkslodge. org or 541-389-7438. Thursdays, 6:30pm. In Bend, call for info. 541-389-7438. Rally for Union Contract State Workers in Bend will hold a rally both for their contract with the state, but also in support of the Fair Shot solutions for workers and families. They really want community partners to join them and help make this a big success. Sponsored by Service Employees International Union, Local 503. In Suite 104. March 18, 11:30am-1pm. Deschutes Services Building, 1300 NW Wall St. 2nd floor. Second Saturday at WAAAM Air and Auto Museum Visitors watch airplane operations up close and may get to ride in old cars. Open 9-5. Activities 10-2. Lunch 11-1. Second Saturday of every month, 9am5pm. Western Antique Aeroplane and Automobile Museum, 1600 Air Museum Road. 541-308-1600. $6-$14. Sex and the Environment at Pints and Politics What do sex, birth control, and education have to do with the environment and sustainability? Nick Stevenson from Deschutes County Public Health will discuss the relationships between sexual health and environmental health including how climate change, women’s rights, education, economic prosperity, community resilience, and research. Nick will also share promising solutions, local and global, to improve both human and environmental health. Join the Oregon League of Conservation Voters and fellow community members who care about protecting Oregon’s natural legacy for Pints and Politics on the third Thursday of each month. March 19, 7-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1. Free. Trivia Tuesdays at The Lot Another fun night at The Lot with great food, beer and friends. Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free. United Senior Citizens of Bend Bingo For adults of all ages. Second Saturday of every month, noon-4pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. Women of the Year Awards The inaugural Women of the Year Awards will honor women of all ages, of diverse cultures and roles who have demonstrated commitment to the betterment of our region through significant voluntary contributions. Now is the time to reward that special, hard-working woman or young lady who has always amazed you; that woman who

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always finds time to commit to the community and serves as a mentor to other women. March 11, 5-9pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $35 members, $40 Community.

Meetings Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or www. showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check www.afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing. City Club of Central Oregon It is a lunch discussion, but don’t expect this City Club forum to turn into a food fight. They are way too civil for that. But if information and insights are what you want, there’s no better place for lunch today, with advocates for keeping the dam, blowing the dam and let the river go free, or a hybrid. Third Thursday of every month, 11:30am. St. Charles Center for Health and Learning, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-633-7163. $20/$35. Communicators Plus Toastmasters Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr., Suite 110. 541-388-6146. Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome. Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. Delivering Effective & Engaging Group Presentations Please join us at our next monthly COBEN meeting and interact with Ed Weiser while he shares a sample of his workshop series on how to use PowerPoint and other presentation tools to charm and entertain your audience while selling them on your message. March 11, 11:15am-12:45pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. $10 annual dues. Evolution of a Lawyer It is open to everyone to participate in “ministry” in the sense of learning to use ourselves more lovingly for the well-being of those things and people we touch. Rev. Bill Graves (guest speaker) will reflect upon that conception of ministry and how it informed (or didn’t) his own vocational path as a lawyer and later as a UU minister. March 15, 10:30-11:45am. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Road. 541-385-3908. NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free. Newcomers Club of Bend Hospitality Coffee The Newcomers Club of Bend is hosting an informational coffee for prospective members. RSVP to ncobhospitality@gmail.com or 541-610-5003 for directions and

more information. March 17, 10am-12pm. Newcomers Club of Bend, P.O. Box 7972. 541-610-5003. Free. Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free. SMART Recovery Meeting For people who want to overcome addictive habits, using scientific and motivational principles for long-lasting change. A support group open to anyone seeking a more balanced life. 1st and 3rd Mondays. See www.smartrecovery.org for more information. Every other Monday, 6-7pm. SMART RECOVERY MEETING, 920 SW Emkay STE 104. 541-977-7754. Free. What’s Brewing? A weekly open forum on topics relevant to citizens of Central Oregon, Crook County in particular. Topics range from political issues to current events and local interests. Wednesdays, 7-8am. Meadow Lakes Golf Course, 300 SW Meadow Lakes Dr. 541-280-4097. Free.

Sports Event FootZone’s Triathlon Training Group Info Night Are you ready for a triathlon? How do you coordinate training for three events? What if swimming is not your strong point? Should you sign up for FootZone’s Triathlon Training Group? Answers to these questions and more at our Triathlon Training Group info night. The tri group starts April 11 and prepares you for the Deschutes Dash or the Pacific Crest Sports Festival. March 11, 6-7pm. FootZone, 842 NWall St. 541-3173568. Free. Portland Fit Marathon/Half Marathon Training Program – Registration Open Join Portland Fit today at www.portlandfit.com and take the first step toward your new fitness goals! We offer group runs/walks on Saturday mornings led by a team of over 50 Head Coaches, Assistant Coaches, and Medical staff. Train with our 13-week half marathon or 32-week marathon program for runners and walkers of all abilities— couch potatoes are welcome! Save $15 by joining by March 7, 2015! Through April 10. Zidell Yards, SW Moody Avenue. Warriors vs. Beasts In a battle of the survival of the fiercest, Renegade Roller Derby goes primal in a bout pitting warriors against beasts. Blame spring fever, or the unexpectedly warm weather, but these derby dames are chomping at the bit. Will animal instinct be able to overcome the cunning of the hunter? There’s only one way to find out. 5 pm doors. March 14, 6pm. Midtown Ballroom, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $8 adv., $10 door.

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CHOW Hot Potato!

Fries à la Carte pushes the frontier on French fries BY ALLISON MILES

Imagine a delicious Thai curry dish, made with spicy green coconut milk curry, drizzled with savory hoisin sauce and sprinkled with green onions, crunchy sesame seeds and fresh Thai basil bursting with flavor. Sound delicious? Now, take away the rice and dump this concoction onto a pile of just-crispy-enough, lightly salted sweet potato fries. Jaw dropped? Mind blown? That’s just one dish that Fries à la Carte, the newest addition to The Lot, has to offer. Not new to Bend’s food cart lineup, Fries à la Carte has been making cameo appearances at local festivals and events for the past two years. However, starting in late February, it found a permanent spot parked at The Lot. Owner and native Oregonian Brandon Chambers has loved cooking since he was a kid. After establishing his roots at Parrilla and Jackson’s Corner, he built his own cart and operates it himself, installing upgrades and repairs as needed. Inspired by the independence of the food cart business model and the freedom to do things on his own terms, Chambers set out to offer fries with a different approach. Other than simply pairing fries with dipping sauces and poutines, Chambers wanted to push fry frontiers. Using the best quality potatoes, organic ingredients and spices, his menu includes staples like Gorgonzola Bacon Fries, Carne Asada Fries, Sweet Potato Curry Fries, as well as Caesar Salad, Bacon Bleu Salad, and Spiced Fries. The Gorgonzola Bacon Fries are made with shoestring fries, gorgonzola aioli, chopped bacon, green onions, cajun seasoning, and fresh gorgonzola crumbled throughout (note: Chambers recommends, and I confirm, dumping a generous amount of Frank’s Red Hot sauce on this dish). For fans of southwest flavors, the Carne Asada Fries are made with shoestring fries and drizzled with cilantro salsa verde

THE NEWEST AT THE LOT, FRIES À LA CARTE. PHOTO BY JESSIE CZOPEK.

and crema, topped with steak, cotija cheese, sliced radishes, and chopped green onions. Portions are large enough to share, but not colossal. (Although, full disclaimer: this writer nearly finished three plates of fries.) Fries à la Carte also recognizes that classic French fries also can be good enough in their simplest form, and offers its fries with just salt or with one of its spice blends: ranch, Peruvian chile-lime, Vietnamese lemon curry, parmesan garlic, powdered honey, truffle oil/rosemary, or ghost pepper chocolate. These spice blends are available for both the

shoestring fries or sweet potato fries. As well, there are two salad options, offering a less guilty—and delicious—alternative to the tasty fries, or at least some sort of balance.

Fries à la Carte The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. 11 am-3 pm, 5-9 pm. Tuesday-Saturday.

Moving Beyond the Automobile: Multi-Modal Transportation Planning Learn how Bellingham, Washington evolved from an auto-centric and roadway -based transportation planning program to one that is:    

Multi-modal Inclusive Flexible Concurrent

Comeau will share his experience based on more than twenty years of land use and transportation planning for city and county jurisdictions. He specializes in multimodal transportation policy and planning, striving to integrate transportation infrastructure and land use policy to create a balanced systems approach to urban and community planning. He currently manages the Multimodal Transportation Concurrency Program for the City of Bellingham.

Free lecture on Wednesday, March 18

6:30pm, Deschutes County Library Brooks Room, 601 NW Wall, Bend www.buildingabetterbend.org

info@buildingabetterbend.org 541-815-3951

Seasonal Summer jobs at SHARC and the Sunriver Village Date: Thursday, March 26th Time: 9:00am - 11:00am Location: Crescent Room at SHARC 57250 Overlook Rd, Sunriver Job Opportunities: Tubing hill and pool attendant at SHARC Lifeguards (certification classes available prior to summer) Tennis Hut attendants Summer Camp Counselors SHARC front desk Village recreation attendants Retail & customer service positions at several Village shops Restaurant positions-cooks, servers, bussers Opportunity to speak with hiring managers and apply for summer jobs on site

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Crow’s Feet Launches Monthly Beer Tastings

The shop by the river goes stout-mad on St. Patrick’s Day BY KEVIN GIFFORD

FOR OVER 25 YEARS SUNTRACK SOUND HAS BEEN CENTRAL OREGONS LEADER IN CONCERT PRODUCTIONS. THIS YEAR WE ARE EXCITED TO EXPAND OUR SERVICES TO INCLUDE:

-FULL VIDEO PRODUCTION SUPPORT -CORPORATE SET DESIGN -SPECIALTY LIGHTING -A/V RENTALS Like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/suntrackbend Suntrack Sound LLC. | 541.241.1118 | www.suntrack.com | info@suntrack.com CROW’S FEET COMMONS KICKS OFF MONTHLY TASTINGS WITH FIVE RARE STOUTS; 3/17. PHOTO BY KEVIN GIFFORD

For more than two years, Crow’s Feet Commons has been a go-to spot for skis, snowboards, bicycles, coffee, beer, breakfast sandwiches, and anything else one would possibly need living in Bend, save maybe for toilet paper and cold medicine. The bottle and tap collection has been particularly stellar from the get-go, offering everything from enormous cheap cans of Old German to complex, high-gravity craft from places like Evil Twin and The Bruery. Bar manager Jared Smith is the man to thank for that, and beginning next week, he’s debuting a new monthly tasting series that merits attention. On March 17 (St. Patrick’s, of course), Crow’s Feet will break out bottles of five rare stouts, $3 per 4-ounce tasting or $12 for a full flight. For fans of heavy dark beers, the event’s a must, featuring offerings like Harviestoun Brewery’s Ola Dubh 18 (a Scottish stout aged in 18-year-old Highland Park Whiskey barrels) and Danish brewer Herslev Bryghus’ Black Force One Bourbon Barrel Edition, a smoked imperial stout they only released 375 bottles of. (Maybe “rareness” isn’t something you can taste, but hey, it makes you feel special, right?) Smith and the Crow’s Feet crew will follow up this debut event with a food pairing with Spork on April 22 to coincide with the debut of Pfriem Family Brewers’ bottle line, as well as a tie-in with The Commons Brewery and Portland-based mobile raw bar Oyster Social on May 16. If you’re looking for exotic beer riverside, you know what to do.

FOOD & DRINK EVENTS Food Events Gluten Free Baking Are you gluten intolerant, sensitive or just want to go gluten free? We have tried many and enjoyed only a few. We will teach you our favorites, including a great pizza dough. Really! March 18, 6-8pm. The Well Traveled Fork, 3437 Greenleaf Way. $55. Gluten-Free Five-Course Dinner Enjoy a five-course entirely gluten-free meal. Menu by Chef Phillip Michael Price. First Taste: Burrata, fennel, blood orange, parsley, olive oil. Peanut, Belly & Jellyy: Braised Carlton Farms pork belly, strawberry jelly, salt-roasted peanuts. Sea, Cream, Crunch: Roasted sockeye salmon, lemon thyme aioli, micro herbs, crisp potato. A Gaucho in Bend: Painted Hills ribeye, chimichurri, charred lemon, grilled baby corn. Dessert: Crème Brûlée, pink peppercorn, bay laurel, thyme, crisp sugar. March 12, 6:30-9:30pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1. 541-728-0703. $50. Advanced tickets required. Whiskey and Cigars Dinner Join fellow whiskey lovers for an evening of whiskey, cigars and fine dining at Pronghorn, an Auberge Resort in Bend. Whiskey & Cigars is a five-course meal featuring perfectly paired whiskeys, served neat and as cocktails. Following the meal, guests will retreat to the heated clubhouse deck to enjoy a cigar and whiskey pairing. Professional bagpiper and military veteran David Brock will provide an introductory and mid-meal performance. A portion of proceeds will benefit the Returning Veteran’s Project. Seating is limited. March 14, 6:30-9:30pm. Pronghorn, An Auberge Resort, 65600 Pronghorn Club Drive. 541-390-3214. $80. Wood Fired Cuisine Back by popular demand, we will be stoking up the wood fired pizza oven and preparing some of our favorite pizzas and new recipes, too. Look forward to an appetizer, pizzas and a dessert out of the wood fired oven. March 11, 6-8pm. The Well Traveled Fork, 3437 Greenleaf Way. 541-312-0097. $85.

Beer Events Beer and Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join us every Friday and Saturday. Fridays-Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free. St Patrick’s Day Celebration Irish food specials, release of our Irish Dry Stout, kid’s gold coin treasure hunt on the patio at 4:30 pm, Irish dancers at 6 pm. Say no to green beer! March 17, 4-9pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776. Taste the Darkness Ever wanted to try that expensive bottle of beer before you buy? Now you can! We’ll be cracking open these five beers for our first of many bottle tastings to come: Ola Dubh 16 and Ola Dubh 18 from Harviestoun Brewery, Xbeeriment “Dark Force One,” “Black Force One” and “Black Force One, Bourbon Barrel Edition” from Herslev Bryghus. We may throw something else in the mix too... March 17, 5pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks. $3 per 4 oz tasting. All five for $12.

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Back From The Grave

ART WATCH BY KELSEY ROOK

Telling classic stories that are very much alive BY KELSEY ROOK

FRIDA, WENDY WASSERSTEIN AND WHITMAN IN DEAD, BUT NOT GONE AUTHORS. TIN PAN THEATER. 3/12

Here’s one you haven’t heard before: Gertrude Stein, Oscar Wilde, and Nora Ephron walk into the Tin Pan Alley. No, it’s not the prelude to a raunchy literary joke, but the setting of the upcoming Dearly Departed: A Tribute to the Authors of Yesteryear. OSU-Cascades’ Low Residency MFA Program is sponsoring the event, held at Tin Pan Theater March 12, which seeks to challenge students and other literary types to embody the spirit of a beloved (dead) author for a night of raucous costumed readings. And, good news, they’re taking participant submissions up to the day of the event. Here’s your guide to embodying the spirit and the work of your favorite deceased writer. 1. Pick an author. Have you ever read a book? Good! Recall one that stuck with you, perhaps something you studied in school from the cannon of so-called “classics.” You’re coming late to the game, so be forewarned that Gertrude Stein, Dorothy Parker, Damon Runyon, Oscar Wilde, Daphne De Mornay, and Nora Ephron have already been selected, probably by a graduate student who has prepared for weeks and will put your tawdry Oscar Wilde impression to shame. Peruse your bookshelves for the names that inspire you, or better yet—hit up your neighborhood bookstore. According to Low Residency MFA Director Dr. Emily Carr, “One of the foundational tenets of our curriculum—and any arts education, really—is establishing historical precedents for our work.” Carr’s colleague, core faculty member TC Tolbert, teaches his students to search for influence in their own literary lineage and family. “Figuring out the writer who you are and hope to become involves looking at the writers you love—and some you didn’t even know you love—and the writers they love—and maybe some they didn’t know they loved—and so forth,” said Tolbert. 2. Embody your dearly departed author in costume and spirit. This is no simple literary “reading.” Participants will be expected to go all out in channeling their chosen author. Does your author have a trademark look? Hunter S. Thompson was rarely photographed without a cigarette in one hand and a whisky tumbler in the other. Truman Capote was a welldressed man whose look favored a sharp bow tie or a cardigan flamboyantly draped over his shoulders. Virginia Woolf had a fondness for furs. The Bronte sisters wore Victorian gowns with puffed sleeves and lacy shawls. A good hard scavenge of area thrift stores and Grandma’s attic may be in order to find

the appropriate period attire. Your literary incarnation does not begin and end with capturing your artist’s look, however. “Embodying the spirit of the dead author starts with the costume and goes so much further: mannerisms, tone of voice, performance style, accent, gestures, and so forth,” said Carr. Whether you channel Capote’s lisp and languid physicality or Emily Dickinson and JD Salinger’s asocial hermitage, a little research goes a long way. OSU Cascades MFA Program Assistant Rachel Ratner will be reading as beloved essayist and screenwriter Nora Ephron. “To get into character I’ve been re-reading pieces from The Most of Nora Ephron,” said Ratner. “And of course, I’ve got When Harry Met Sally on in the background while I’m doing dishes.” And what about Ephron’s characteristic New Yorker accent? “Luckily, I’m a New Yorker, so getting the accent and affect is second nature,” said Ratner. Here’s where you might want to brush up on the biography of your famous writer. Where were they living at the time and what forces shaped their style and personal aesthetic? Langston Hughes and Zora Neal Hurston’s works were influenced by the Jazz Age and Harlem Renaissance, Virginia Woolf and Sylvia Plath were two creative women deeply affected by depression. “Performance is, in fact, an important way in engaging with literature,” said Carr. “It’s like the attic window cracked open for exploration: an opportunity to enter the text in a new way, to try to access the mysterious intent behind the words the author inscribed on the blank page.” 3. Select a three-to-five minute excerpt from the author’s work and bring your reading to Tin Pan Theater on March 12. Maybe it’s a selection from your author’s most famous and oft-quoted work. Or the passage that grabbed you during your first, second and third reading of the author. It could just be a hilarious, insightful, or melancholy piece that you feel embodies the life of its creator. Have fun with it; the event offers participants the freedom to be (almost) whoever they want to be, and to read from someone else’s work. “Just like writing is a skill, performing written work is also a skill, and this event challenges [us] to perform major literary works,” Carr said, “while also having a blast playing dress-up and trying on new accents and voices.” Interested participants should contact rachel.ratner @osucascades.edu with the name of their author.

Every artist has a process. For many, an intentional studio space, the right supplies, and a spark of creativity are all that’s needed to embark on a new project. For artist Barbara Hudin, whose “Beautiful Math” exhibit runs through March 29 at A6 (389 SW Scalehouse, Suite 120), her creative process is a journey through mathematic theorems, computer programming, algorithms, photo-sensitive polymer plates, and multi-process printmaking. Hudin’s showcased work—referred to as “generative art” because she uses computer algorithms to generate visual images—combines the natural world with the technical language of code. The effect is ethereal, dimensional, multi-layered imagery that represents Hudin’s mathematical and artistic prowess. The daughter of a mural and advertising painter in San Francisco, Hudin was set on a path early in life—though, surprisingly, not an artistic one. “I always wanted to be an artist; my father was an artist,” said Hudin. “From him, I realized I needed to have a different career.” She had an aptitude for math, which led her to a mathematics major and successful career in computer programming. After her early retirement in the 1990s, Hudin embarked on becoming a fulltime artist, attending Pacific Northwest College of Art with a focus in printmaking. “Even though I’m a printmaker, I still think of myself as a painter who experiments in prints,” said Hudin. A longtime member of the A6 Print Studio, Hudin’s printmaking took a fascinating turn in 2011 when she discovered Processing code online and “started playing with it.” The creation of MIT students Casy Reas and Ben Fry, Processing is an open-source computer language that creates a platform for graphics and interaction, allowing its users to generate sound, video, and images. Hudin calls Processing “an intriguing way to incorporate math into my art.” “Perhaps [the show] should have been called ‘Beautiful Computer Code,’” admitted Hudin. While Processing code was the launching point for Hudin’s “Beautiful Math”—all of the images were created in part or whole using algorithms, or instructions, written in the code—her works reference an array of mathematical theorems and muses, from Pi to Fibonacci to Mandelbrot’s fractals and M.C. Escher. Her “Binary Tree” features a stark, bare-limbed tree created in code; its splaying branches reach for a round, full moon created with Hudin’s own hand. Thus the artist reveals her intuitive understanding of the harmony between the natural and technological, between the fractal geometry of the tree and the spherical, classic geometry of the moon, and between the computer-generated and the hand-made. At the end of the day, however, said Hudin, “I’m interested in creating a pretty picture.” “I’m a person who essentially sat alone and focused on one thing in life—first my career, and then making art,” said Hudin. “I’m doing this for me.”

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CULTURE

Speak to Me

The Language Archive catalogues love languages BY JARED RASIC

THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE—HERE AND GONE. CTC, THURS-SUN. PHOTOS BY CASCADES THEATRE

Julia Cho’s The Language Archive is a play of ideas. While the characters are all well drawn, it is the ideas and themes that Cho really seems interested in exploring and, throughout the play, the audience is led between them gracefully. George (Stuart Hicks) is an academic who works for an archive dedicated to the preservation of dead and dying languages. His wife, Mary (Skye Stafford), is deeply unhappy, bursting into tears at the drop of a hat, filling her hours with housework and leaving scraps of paper with her most abstract thoughts scattered around for him to find. The irony here is that George is unable to speak to Mary about her depression. He is a man familiar with dozens of languages, most of them dead, but he cannot find the words to tell her how much he cares. The show also deals with George and his assistant, Emma (Megan Boehmer), bringing a married couple, Alta (Susanna Harrison) and Resten (Ed Mierjeski), to the archive. They are the last speakers of Elloway, an Eastern European language mostly dead since 1954. Alta and Resten are in the middle of a massive fight from the minute they arrive at the archive and will only speak in English, which they describe as the language of hate, much more suited to their fighting than the beautiful Elloway. While communication is an important theme of the play, the idea that all lovers have their own language which becomes dead when they part is a powerful one. That’s billions of dead languages over the centuries only shared by two (or more for you poly folk) people in love, whether for life or for even a few weeks or months. When a relationship starts slipping away and the distance between lovers becomes greater, the thought of whether there are any combinations of words to make everything okay again looms large and The Language Archive confronts that question with a fairly definitive answer. The performances in CTC’s staging of The Language Archive vary in quality, with Skye Stafford and Susanna Harrison notably seizing their roles with a gorgeous immediacy. In particular, Harrison takes Alta, which as written could be an almost one-note stereotype, and finds moments of subtlety and nuance to layer throughout. Any time Alta is angry, there is sadness; any time she is joyous, she is haunted, and Harrison plays Alta’s tones with skill and grace. The true star of The Language Archive, however, is director Tori Miller. The set is brilliantly designed, with every inch being used for multiple purposes, like a library becoming a hospital room in a matter of moments. The humor derived from the Alta and Resten scenes is very broad—barely a step away from a winkwink-nudgenudge to the audience. Yet it never threatens to tonally shift the play out of the thematic work Cho has laid. Miller always places emotion first, making Cho’s sometimes writerly dialogue more palatable. The Language Archive is a cerebral piece, haunting in moments and hilarious in others. The piece’s true motive is a brilliant one: to tell everyone, no matter the language being spoken, that they are heard, then understood and then, finally, loved. The Language Archive 7:30 pm Thursday-Saturday, 2 pm Sunday. Cascades Theatrical Company. 148 NW Greenwood Ave. $13-$20

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OUTSIDE EVENTS Cascades Mountaineers Meeting Promoting outings, enhancing training and experience, and expanding a sense of community among Central Oregon mountaineering enthusiasts are the goals of Cascades Mountaineers. Join monthly meetings to discuss recent outings and plan new outings. Second Wednesday of every month, 7-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1. Free. Twin Bridges Ride Weekly group ride led by shop mechanic Nick Salerno in conjunction with Visit Bend. Riding the registered Twin Bridges Scenic Bikeway, this great road ride has a decent pace challenging all levels. Come a little early for a fresh pastry and a beautifully crafted Stumptown morning beverage. Saturdays, 9:30am-noon. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks. 541-728-0066. Free. Fat Bike Group Ride! It’s winter but that doesn’t mean you have to hibernate! Get on the bike and stay in shape with us! (Fat bike that is). Don’t have a fat bike? No problem, we have demos starting at $30! (reservations are strongly recommended) Saturdays, 9am-1pm. through March 28. Bend Cyclery, 133 SW Century Dr. Suite 202. 541-385-5256. Free. Fleet Feet Group Walks Thursdays, 6pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. Free. FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a three- to five-mile run. Wednesdays-noon. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541317-3568. Free. March Nature Night: Beavers, Wolves, Fire & Logging Climate change is changing the face of the natural world. As we prepare for these changes, we have a chance to renew our partnership with the natural world to compliment wildlife and human efforts to restore rivers and the lands around them. Join hydrologist Suzanne Fouty for a look at the role beavers play in transforming landscapes from water-poor to water-rich and the critical contribution that wolves, fire, and logging have in restoring health to our landscape. We’ll explore the connections, the challenges, and the opportunities these

partners and strategies present using water as our guide and measure of success. March 18, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Free, Register Online: http://www.deschuteslandtrust.org. Moms Running Group Rain or shine, FootZone hosts runs from three to four and a half-miles every Thursday meeting at FootZone. Thursdays, 9:30am. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Move it Mondays First and third Monday of the month will be a trail run, we will meet at FootZone and then carpool to the location. Second and fourth Mondays runs start and end at FootZone. 3-5 miles and paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Snowshoe Tours Where: USFS snowshoe hut near Mt. Bachelor’s West Village Mountain Gateway building. Join a naturalist on a snowshoe tour at Mt. Bachelor and learn about alpine environments and the natural features of the Cascade Range. Wear snow boots and warm winter clothing. No previous experience required and snowshoes will be Provided. Brought to you in partnership by US Forest Service, Mt. Bachelor, and Discover Your Forest. Saturdays-Sundays, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. through March 29. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530. Free, donations to support tours and other Discover Your Forest programs, are greatly appreciated. Thursday Night Growler Runs Three-and fivemile runs with several pace groups to accommodate any running level. Upon return we will crack open a growler of local beer, courtesy of Growler Phil’s, to celebrate your commitment to fitness. Thursdays, 5:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. Free. Thursday Snowshoe Outings Weekly group snowshoe outings (around 2 miles per outing) along different snowshoe trails in the region. Please bring your own snowshoes. Pre-register through Bend P&R. Thursdays, 9:30am-1:30pm. through March 12. Bend Park & Recreation District, 799 SW Columbia St. 541-706-6116. $16-$19 per day.

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Wrestler’s Paradise

Foxcatcher’s true crime isn’t tawdry enough BY ALISON HALLETT

Psychological thrillers derive tension from their characters’ emotional states— from the intrigue of figuring out the subterranean motivations that drive behavior, decision-making, and relationships. Foxcatcher is more of a physical thriller: The key interpersonal dynamics unfold in the mute interplay of male bodies rolling around on a wrestling mat. (Not in a sexy way.) (A little bit in a sexy way.) Foxcatcher tells a high-intrigue crime story, based on a 1996 murder. (If you aren’t familiar with the crime itself, I won’t spoil it—in the movie’s atmosphere of flat menace, it comes as a shock.) In adapting the story to the screen, however, director Bennett Miller (Moneyball) seems so determined to avoid salaciousness that he errs too far in the other direction. Miller’s reserve is both commendable and frustrating, and the result is a chilly, distant film that observes its characters without explaining them. Foxcatcher opens with wrestler Mark Schultz (Channing Tatum) woodenly delivering a motivational speech at a grade school. Mark and his brother Dave (Mark Ruffalo) are Olympic gold medalists, and this is their reward: low-level speaking engagements, and practice sessions in shabby gyms. After collecting his $20 speaker’s fee, Mark returns to his lonely apartment and shovels ramen into his mouth, fueling himself like a machine. Like a machine, he’s

idling, waiting for his next match, his next round of Olympic trials. We don’t pity Mark, because he doesn’t seem to pity himself—but we don’t understand his ambitions, either, because they’re so singular and so internal. He seems to be trudging mindlessly toward his goals, with no sense of whether or not achieving those goals might actually make him happy. Enter gazillionaire John du Pont (Steve Carell with a weird prosthetic nose). Du Pont, a professional hobbyist with an interest in ornithology and stamps, has a new preoccupation: The desire to bring a winning wrestling team to the Olympics. He invites Mark to live on his estate and train in his top-notch gym, and soon brings on Dave to coach the team he’s creating. Physically, this is the part Channing Tatum was born to play. Massive, dull-faced, surly—if he hadn’t already demonstrated a capacity for charm, you’d be forgiven for thinking he’d been cast as a lug because he is a lug. But in light of his turns in Magic Mike and 21 Jump Street, a different conclusion must be drawn: Chatum is actually a really great actor. In striking contrast to Tatum’s sullen reserve, laser beams of empathy shoot out of Mark Ruffalo’s eyes in every scene; whether by talent or design, he’s the only character who plausibly possesses an inner life. Ruffalo’s character serves as an audience proxy, observing the odd relation-

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ship between his brother and du Pont—du Pont is somewhere between friend, father figure, and creepy uncle. We never really find out what’s going on between these two, because Foxcatcher is nearly silent on the subject of its characters’ inner lives. The script gives us few hints as to why Mark wants to be an Olympian, and few plausible clues as to what, exactly, has happened to make du Pont such a next-level weirdo. (It definitely has something to do with his mother.) These characters are inscrutable to themselves, each other, and the audience, and while there’s something com-

mendable about Foxcatcher’s unwillingness to pander to armchair psychologists—or to imply that it’s possible to really know why these events unfolded the way that they did—it makes for frustrating watching. But it’s a movie about wrestlers—world-class wrestlers—and there are unspoken volumes in the casual, violent intimacy of men grappling on a mat. Foxcatcher dir. Bennett Miller Starts Friday Tin Pan Theater

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FILM EVENTS 20 Feet From Stardom The documentary 20 Feet From Stardom does not teach its audience any lessons we don’t know. What it does is smarter than that: Instead of spending the majority of the running time talking about how cruel and evil the music business is, the film truly succeeds by shining a light on uncredited back-up singers and their stories. Darlene Love’s story might be the most powerful, with her voice being on such classics as “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” and “He’s A Rebel,” but getting screwed out of credit for it. There came a point in life where she had quit the industry and was cleaning houses for a living, only to hear one of her songs on the radio and realize music was her destiny. Each singer has a remarkable story and when you see the person and connect them to their songs (especially hearing Merry Clayton do her bit from “Gimmie Shelter”) it becomes jaw dropping to see how much influence these women had on some of the most popular songs in history. The documentary is a massive crowd-pleaser with some great personal stories (oh, and won last year’s Oscar for Best Documentary), some excellent music recorded in ways we have not heard before, and some amazing people who changed music forever just with the sounds of their voice. Monday, March 16. 7 pm. Tower Theater. 835 NW Wall St. $14

La Donna del Lago Based on the classic novel by Sir Walter Scott and set in the Scottish Highlands, Gioacchino Rossini’s La Donna del Lago (translated to Lady of the Lake) is one not to miss. While Regal has been showcasing quite a few operas from the Met over the last few months, this one has two of opera’s premiere superstars in Joyce DiDonato and Juan Diego Florez. At over three and a half hours, La Donna del Lago is a must see for any opera enthusiast and most certainly worth the time. Saturday, March 14. 9:55 am. Old Mill Stadium. 680 SW Powerhouse Dr. $18-$24

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CHAPPIE: THE IMAX EXPERIENCE While Chappie definitely looks like Short Circuit for the 21st century, because South African director Neill Blomkamp’s name is on it, we’re also likely to get some social commentary spritzed throughout bursts of ultra-violence. A police droid is stolen by revolutionaries (played in part by the members of Die Antwoord) and reprogrammed to feel human emotion. Naturally, the government fears and hates Chappie, and sets about to destroy the robot and everything it stands for. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

CINDERELLA A live-action retelling of the Disney classic directed by Shakespearean master Kenneth Branagh. Disney will be able to print money pretty soon once the next Star Wars movie comes out, so this version of Cinderella must exist just to remind people about the cartoon. Either way, this seems pointless and get the hell off my lawn. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre

THE DUFF DUFF stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend and is about a young woman who finds out she’s the DUFF of her group and besides to try and upend her place in the social pecking order. I’m hoping she does this by murdering a ton of the shallow snots and creating her own post-popularity kingdom where you are judged by how kind you are to strangers instead of by how many followers on Instagram you have. Old Mill Stadium

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FOCUS Will Smith and Margot Robbie as con artists getting ready to take down some marks sounds pretty delightful. Even though Smith’s movie star power has somewhat dimmed over the last few years, people forget that when he’s given a strong role, he tends to knock it out of the park. Not saying that this movie has that going for it, but Margot Robbie is damned delightful also and if she and Will Smith had a baby, it would be too beautiful to look at. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Pine Theater, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 Hot Tub Time Machine: The First is an underrated little joke machine where four friends travel back in time to when they were young and simple. This time, the foursome (with Adam Scott replacing John Cusack) travel to the future to prevent a past assassination. I’m sure it will all make sense. Not that it needs to. As long as Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Rob Corddrey and Adam Scott bring the funny, then the plot is secondary. Old Mill Stadium

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KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE The new film from the madcap bastard behind Layer Cake, Stardust and X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn. Kingsman has Colin Firth using a bulletproof umbrella and beating a bunch of ass while never breaking a sweat. It also has Samuel L. Jackson dressing like Jay-Z, talking with a lisp and hellbent on world domination. I mean, sure, this could be one of the worst movies ever made, but it won’t be. It will be gloriously, batshit insane. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House

THE LAZARUS EFFECT A group of medical students figure out a way to bring the dead back to life, but when the dead are reanimated, they’re bringing some nasty stuff back with them. I saw this movie before when it was called Flatliners and had Julia Roberts, Kiefer Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Kevin Bacon and one of the damned Baldwins in it. That movie was awesome. This one won’t be because it didn’t even have the common courtesy to call this one Flatliners 2: The Flattening. Old Mill

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PROJECT ALMANAC Just your stereotypical found-footage movie about teenagers creating a time machine and screwing up all of history because teenagers are the worst. While the film looks like a rip-off of 2012’s Chronicle, time travel movies are few and far-between nowadays and this one looks like it could be a bit of dumb fun. But seriously, if those damned teenagers ruin the future because of their Tumblrs and their Instagrams, there will be hell to pay. St.Francis Theater RUN ALL NIGHT Liam Neeson plays The Gravedigger, an aging mob hitman who has to go to war with his old boss/best friend in order to protect his son and family. Since the film boils down to Liam Neeson Vs. Ed Harris, it seems guaranteed to entertain with those two badasses squaring off against each other. Hopefully this will be more in line with The Grey as opposed to Taken 3, because that movie was steamed garbage. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre

THE SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL Leisurely strolling into theaters three years after the sleeper hit that made 1,000 percent profit comes a sequel no one really asked for, but will probably embrace all the same. Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Bill Nighy, Penelope Wilton, Dev Patel and everyone else returns to the Hotel but there is only one vacant room. Will Judi Dench and Maggie Smith fight with chains and teeth? Please make it so. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX STILL ALICE Julianne Moore won an Oscar for her portrayal of Alice Howland, a linguistics professor who starts forgetting words due to early-onset Alzheimers. Oscar voters love an actor taking on a debilitating disease and Moore has been snubbed a few times in the past, so the stars aligned this year to give her the golden dude. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie

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THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING Not to be rude or anything, but Hollywood should stop trying to make Eddie Redmayne a thing. His name sounds like a druid mage in a high school game of D&D and we already have more terrible names than we can deal with since the unfortunate acceptance of Benedict Cumberbatch. Plus, playing Stephen Hawking in a bio-pic is basically giving the Academy an erotic massage in hopes of an Oscar when Mr. Redmayne has yet to pay his dues. And those dues should be a Wayans Bros. movie. Just saying. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT A quietly powerful examination of human nature and the things we do to get by. Marion Cotillard plays a wife and mother who gets out of the hospital for depression to find that her boss has promised her co-workers a bonus if they vote on eliminating her position. So, over one weekend, she must go door-to-door to try and convince her co-workers to give up their bonus so she can keep her job. A subtle and simple film that says more about humanity in 90 minutes than most filmmakers could do in a lifetime. Tin Pan Theater UNFINISHED BUSINESS Vince Vaughn, Tom Wilkinson and Dave Franco travel to Europe to close a business deal and everything goes horribly wrong. Vince Vaughn is easy to pick on, but the combination of those actors is an inspired one. Although, the current 12 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t inspire much of anything. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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First things first, I loved zombies before anybody else, because apparently I’m a hipster like that. However, since you can no longer swing a severed, lesion-covered arm without hitting a zombie-themed TV show, movie, comic book, novel, web series, Twitter account, and nail polish remover, I’ve decided to move on to what will surely become the next big things in monster obsessions: living skeletons and/or werecats. I LOVE ME A WERECAT AND/OR LIVING SKELETON! Werecats are cool, because unlike super mean and aggressive werewolves, werecats just sleep most of the day and steal your milk. Plus they like to cuddle! NAME ONE OTHER MONSTER WHO LIKES TO CUDDLE, YOU CAN’T, I WIN. On the other hand, if you prefer your monsters to be of the fawking terrifying variety, you can’t beat a living skeleton. While you can pretty much figure out why most monsters became monsters—vampires get bit by other vampires, Frankensteins get built by doctors with the same name—there is NO REASON FOR A LIVING SKELETON. They’re just suddenly…there: Rattling across your bedroom floor, bones jangling disconcertingly, jawbone flapping up and down without a single sound coming out. GAAAAAHHH! I don’t wanna talk about it anymore! Anyway, since it’s gonna be a few more years before this zombie thing goes away and living skeletons come jangling into your life, we’ll simply have to make do with what we have. And what we have this week is a brand new young adult zombie show (!) debuting on the CW called “iZombie” (Tues., March 17, 9 pm). Created by the brilliantly mad inventor of

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8 PM NBC THE SLAP Connie and Hector exchange a secret kiss…followed by a not-so-secret SLAP! 9 PM ABC SCANDAL Olivia’s great grandchild time-travels from the future to pass on the following info: “Your life is crazy, and I can’t even.”

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8 PM LIF WUTHERING HIGH SCHOOL—Move (2015) A retelling of Wuthering Heights— set inside a Malibu, California high school, and I assume, a Barbie dream house.

“Veronica Mars” (Rob Thomas) and loosely based on the DC/Vertigo comic book, “iZombie” tells the story of Liv (Rose McIver), a med school student who stumbles into the wrong frat party and BAM! She becomes a half-zombie. (Not sure how that works, but bear with me.) Naturally, zombies need braaaaaains, and so Liv uses her pre-med skills to score a sweet gig as an assistant mortician where she can nosh on as many cerebellums as she pleases. BUT HERE’S THE THING. The brains she ingests also provide her with that person’s memories— which means if they were murdered, she’s in the perfect position to help out the cops by becoming a zombified criminal catcher. BUT HERE’S THE OTHER THING. In this world, eating brains also preserve the zombie’s humanity. So if she doesn’t get enough frontal lobe in her diet, Liv will eventually revert back to the same kind of slow, shambling corpse that gets its head squashed on a weekly basis in “The Walking Dead.” Now I loved “Veronica Mars” more than my own life and Totino Pizza Rolls combined. So I have very high hopes for this show, which combines the mysteriousness and pathos of young adult life (exhibited in “Veronica Mars”) with the butt-kicking fun and drama of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” So let’s check it out this week, and keep our fingers crossed! In the meantime, I’ll continue working on my supernatural TV show that will debut in 2020 called, “Boneyard!” (It’s about living skeletons who start a landscaping business.)

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ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the old Super-

man comics, Mister Mxyztplk was a fiendish imp whose home was in the fifth dimension. He sometimes sneaked over into our world to bedevil the Man of Steel with pranks. There was one sure way he could be instantly banished back to his own realm for a long time: If Superman fooled him into saying his own name backwards. You might think it would be hard to trick a magic rascal into saying “Klptzyxm” when he knew very well what the consequences would be, but Superman usually succeeded. I’d like to suggest that you have a similar power to get rid of a bugaboo that has been bothering you, Aries. Don’t underestimate your ability to outsmart the pest.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 1637, mathe-

matician Pierre de Fermat declared that he had solved the “Last Theorem,” a particularly knotty mathematical problem. Unfortunately, he never actually provided the proof that he had done so. The mystery remained. Other math experts toiled for centuries looking for the answer. It wasn’t until 1994, more than 350 years later, that anyone succeeded. I think you are on the verge of discovering a possible solution to one of your own long-running riddles, Taurus. It may take a few more weeks, but you’re almost there. Can you sense that twinkle in your third eye? Keep the faith.

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): As soon as a baby loggerhead turtle leaves its nest on a Florida beach, it heads for the ocean. It’s only two inches long. Although it can swim just one mile every two hours, it begins an 8,000-mile journey that takes ten years. It travels east to Africa, then turns around and circles back to where it originated. Along the way it grows big and strong as it eats a wide variety of food, from corals to sea cucumbers to squid. Succeeding at such an epic journey requires a stellar sense of direction and a prodigious will to thrive. I nominate the loggerhead turtle to be your power animal for the coming weeks, Cancerian. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In 1961, 19-year-old Bob Dylan began doing solo performances of folk songs at New York clubs. To accompany his vocals, he played an acoustic guitar and harmonica. By 1963, his career had skyrocketed. Critics called him a creative genius. Pop stars were recording the songs he wrote, making him rich. But he still kept his instrumentation simple, relying entirely on his acoustic guitar and harmonica. That changed in 1965, when he made the leap to rock and roll. For the first time, his music featured a full drum set and electric guitar, bass, and keyboards. Some of his fans were offended. How dare he renounce his folk roots? I wonder if it might be time for you to consider a comparable transition, Leo. Are you willing to risk disorienting or disturbing those who would prefer you to stay as you are? VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Whoever trav-

els without a guide needs 200 years for a twoday journey.” That’s an old Sufi saying sometimes attributed to the poet Rumi. I don’t think it’s accurate in all cases. Sometimes we are drawn to wander into frontiers that few people have visited and none have mastered. There are no guides! On other occasions, we can’t get the fullness of our learning experience unless we are free to stumble and bumble all by ourselves. A knowledgeable helper would only interfere with that odd magic. But right now, Virgo, I believe the Sufi saying holds true for you. Where you’re headed, you would benefit from an advisor, teacher, or role model.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There’s a meme

rolling around Tumblr and Facebook that goes like this: “Everyone wants a magical solution

for their problems, but they refuse to believe in magic.” Judging from the astrological omens, I think this Internet folk wisdom applies to your current situation. As I see it, you have two choices. If you intend to keep fantasizing about finding a magical solution, you will have to work harder to believe in magic. But if you can’t finagle your brain into actually believing in magic, you should stop fantasizing about a magical solution. Which will it be?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I have taken a passage from a letter that Henry Miller wrote to Anais Nin, and I have chopped it up and rearranged it and added to it so as to create an oracle that’s perfect for you right now. Ready? “This is the wild dream: you with your chameleon’s soul being anchored always in no matter what storm, sensing you are at home wherever you are. You asserting yourself, getting the rich varied life you desire; and the more you assert yourself, the more you love going deeper, thicker, fuller. Resurrection after resurrection: that’s your gift, your promise. The insatiable delight of constant change.” SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): One of

your important assignments in the coming week is to get high without the use of drugs and alcohol. Let me elaborate. In my oracular opinion, you simply must escape the numbing trance of the daily rhythm. Experiencing altered states of awareness will provide you with crucial benefits. At the same time, you can’t afford to risk hurting yourself, and it’s essential to avoid stupidly excessive behavior that has negative repercussions. So what do you think? Do you have any methods to get sozzled and squiffed or jiggled and jingled that will also keep you sane and healthy?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Singer Gloria

Gaynor recorded the song “I Will Survive” in 1978. It sold over two million copies and ultimately became an iconic disco anthem. And yet it was originally the B-side of “Substitute,” the song that Gaynor’s record company released as her main offering. Luckily, radio DJs ignored “Substitute” and played the hell out of “I Will Survive,” making it a global hit. I foresee the possibility of a similar development for you, Capricorn. What you currently consider to be secondary should perhaps be primary. A gift or creation or skill you think is less important could turn out to be pre-eminent.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I’m tempted to furrow my brow and raise my voice as I tell you to please please please go out and do the dicey task you’ve been postponing. But that would just be a way to vent my frustration, and probably not helpful or constructive for you. So here’s my wiser advice: To prepare for that dicey task, lock yourself in your sanctuary until you figure out what you first need to change about yourself before you can accomplish the dicey task. I think that once you make the inner shift, doing the deed will be pretty easy. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the fairy tale

The Ugly Duckling, the young hero suffers from a peculiar case of mistaken identity. He believes that he is a duck. All of his problems stem from this erroneous idea. By duck standards, he is a homely mess. He gets taunted and abused by other animals, goes into exile, and endures terrible loneliness. In the end, though, his anguish dissolves when he finally realizes that he is in fact a swan. United with his true nature, he no longer compares himself to an inappropriate ideal. Fellow swans welcome him into their community, and he flies away with them. Is there anything in this story that resonates with you, Pisces? I’m guessing there is. It’s high time to free yourself from false notions about who you really are.

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British police investigating the theft of tools and a shower stall from a home-remodeling project in Crawley arrested Ryan Marsh, 18, after he returned to the job site and tried to sell the items back to the contractor. (Britain’s Crawley News) Police looking for the man who beat up a woman in Ambridge, PA, and held her captive for 12 hours, found him trying to flee town by bus. An hour after the victim called 911, suspect Donald Harrison, 22, posted the Facebook message, “IT’S TIME TO LEAVE PA.” The next day, she told police she spotted Harrison’s selfie on Facebook, announcing, “OMW TO SPARTANSBURG SC.” The Spartanburg bus had just left, so officers caught up to it and arrested Harrison. “We like it when dumb criminals assist in our investigation,” police Chief James Mann said, noting the Pittsburgh suburb has already been featured on “World’s Dumbest Criminals” for “a couple of things.” (Beaver County Times)

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A bill introduced in the Hawaii House would let people change gender on their birth certificates without first having a sex-change operation. “There’s a lot of people out there for whom gender identity and self-expression are fundamental issues,” said Rep. Chris Lee, House Bill 631’s lead author. Debate over the measure centers on whether the new certificates should indicate a change has been made. (Honolulu Star Advertiser)

HOLE-DIGGERY

Japan’s 15th annual hole-digging championships awarded 100,000 yen (US$830) to a team from Saitama that dug down 11.4 feet in the allotted 30 minutes. A record 305 teams entered this year’s event, tournament official Ai Okazaki said, adding, “It takes about a week for our staff to gradually refill the holes.” (Agence France-Presse)

SECOND-AMENDMENT FOLLIES

Authorities accused Stefanie Felicia Stern, 28, of leaving her 3-year-old daughter alone in a liquor store in Deerfield Beach, FL, while she left to hide a handgun after her boyfriend shot himself in the leg. Her arrest warrant said boyfriend Reginald Leon Lee, 34, got into an argument with another customer and chased him out by waving his gun. While putting the gun back in his waistband, he fumbled, and the weapon accidentally fired. Lee claimed a stranger had shot him, but surveillance video proved otherwise. It showed Stern running out with the gun but without the child. (South Florida Sun Sentinel) A 4-year-old boy was shot in the leg in Wasilla, AK, when his mother’s .357-caliber handgun accidentally fell out of its holster, struck the pavement and fired. State troopers said the bullet went through the boy’s leg. (Associated Press)

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Ride-hailing service Uber announced it is teaming up with Pittsburgh’s Carnegie Mellon University to research driverless vehicles. Uber boss Travis Kalanick said not having to pay a driver would make Uber so cheap that users wouldn’t need to own a car. (The Economist)

TOUGH LOVE

Elizabeth Hupp arranged the armed kidnapping of her 6-year-old son to teach him a lesson, Missouri authorities said, because his family thought he was being too nice to people he didn’t know. Officials said the boy’s grandmother, an aunt and a co-worker of the aunt also took part in the ordeal, during which the boy was tied up and threatened with a gun, had his pants removed and was told he could be sold into sex slavery. After four hours, police said the boy “was unbound and told to go upstairs, where the family lectured him about stranger danger.” (CNN)

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GRAND DUPERY

Two convenience store employees almost destroyed the premises after receiving a call from someone claiming to be the store’s security company. Police in Globe, AZ, said the caller told the workers the silent fire alarm was going off and that to stop it, they had to discharge fire extinguishers in the store, throw the extinguishers through the windows and then destroy merchandise, computers, registers and security televisions, all while customers were shopping. It was when they were told to destroy the computers that the pair suspected the call was a prank. Damage amounted to $30,000, and the store closed for 12 hours to clean up the mess. “They thought they were acting righteously,” police Sgt. A.J. Castaneda said. (Phoenix’s KSAZ-TV)

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This guy I’m dating usually texts back when I text him. But sometimes, like last night, he doesn’t write back. And I’m just texting stuff like “How was your night?”—not “OMG, I miss you.” His not responding feels so disrespectful. I want to read him the riot act. —Deeply Upset

Unfortunately, it’s the rare man who has a mind-reading helmet, and even if this one does, there’s a good chance it’s in the back of his closet under a pile of socks containing semen specimens from the mid-‘90s. So yes, you actually do have to tell a man what you want. But choose your tone wisely. Reading a man the riot act is the right idea if you’re just looking to vent and be done with him. Angrily attacking someone or even just criticizing them will set off their fight-or-flight system. Their brain dispatches a bunch of biochemical messengers to alert the internal palace guard that they’re under attack. This, in turn, shuts down the systems that aren’t necessary for escape or battle, such as their digestive system (yeah, whatever) and their intellect— as in, their ability to consider your point. Oops.

To give this guy a chance to hear you and maybe even change his ways, turn to the wisdom of the world’s first behavioral economist, Adam Smith. In his 1759 potboiler, The Theory of Moral Sentiments, Smith notes that evoking someone’s sympathy motivates them to want to ease the suffering of the person they’re feeling sympathy for. In other words, instead of attacking the guy, simply let him know how hurt you feel when you text him and get only the cold glare of the blank screen in response—the equivalent of his replying to some question you ask him at a party by diving over the porch railing into an embankment. Unless he has an ashtray or another small household object where his heart is supposed to be, chances are he’ll feel bad that you’re feeling bad and try to reassure you. Also, as I explain in Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck, “Technology makes a nearly instant response possible; it doesn’t mandate it.” But by calmly explaining that you’d really appreciate a response—at some point, even the next day—he can lay out what works for him, and the two of you can see whether it’s possible to meet in the middle. By talking instead of raging, you’ll be getting off to a very good start that transcends problem-solving in the text messaging department. (If you can’t tell a guy he’s hurting your feelings, how can you tell him, “Slower—and a little to the right”?)

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