Source Weekly - June 6th 2015

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GUIDE INSIDE

Summer

Events Guide HOT, HOT, ACTION!

CULTURE

P. 43

Dueling Theater Reviews

CHOW

P. 46

A Face For Farming

VOLUME 19 • ISSUE 24 • June 11, 2015 • “the summer night is like a perfection of thought.” ~ wallace stevens

SCREEN

P. 54

Summer Movie Preview

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Play a round on your favorite course, then watch the U.S. Open at

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THIS WEEK EDITOR Phil Busse ASSOCIATE EDITOR Erin Rook EDITORIAL ASSISTANT Hayley Murphy COPY EDITOR Lisa Seales FILM & THEATER CRITIC Jared Rasic BEER REVIEWER Kevin Gifford LITERARY CONNOISSEUR Christine Hinrichs INTREPID EXPLORER Corbin Gentzler COLUMNISTS Amy Alkon, Rob Brezsney, Wm.™ Steven Humphrey, Roland Sweet, Matt Jones, EJ Pettinger, Pearl Stark, Josh Gross

FREELANCERS Delano Lavigne, Eric Skelton, Erik Henriksen, Marjorie Skinner, Courtney Stewart, Sara Jane Wiltermood, Kevin Speri, Leah Chatterjee, Anne Pick, Jim Anderson, Andrew Wright, Brennan Purtzer, Megan French, Emily Woodworth PRODUCTION MANAGER Jessie Czopek GRAPHIC DESIGNER Esther Gray ADVERTISING SALES DIRECTOR Amanda Klingman ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES Ban Tat, Chris Larro, Kimberly Morse OFFICE/ACCOUNTS MANAGER Kayja Buhmann CIRCULATION MANAGER Kayja Buhmann CONTROLLER Angela Switzer PUBLISHER Aaron Switzer WILD CARD Paul Butler

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ABOUT THE COVER Photographer:

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he irony about summer is that should be laid back. But to truly milk every moment, that requires research, planning, and chasing down dream events.

A recent Time magazine cover story lamented “Who Killed Summer Vacation?” The article was largely based on a relationship between work and play; that is, the writer pointed out that the number of days Americans take off from work during summer months has dramatically reduced over the past 20 years. That may be true, but it is not necessarily the precise measurement that summer isn’t the leisurely season it once was, at least in people’s nostalgic memories.

No, summer does not need to be defined by days off school or work, or hours logged in a hammock.

Instead, especially for an active demographic like that in Central Oregon, perhaps summer should have a different measurement—the number of concerts, beer festivals, and hours logged on a SUP. Yes, nearly every evening in Bend hosts a music concert of some sort—whether Munch & Music, or Pickin’ & Paddlin’—and Les Schwab Amphitheater is presenting perhaps its greatest lineup to date—with the Doobie Brothers next week (see page 27) and Willie Nelson the following week.

This week’s issue presents a robust calendar of events, from food festivals to stage events like the popular Shakespeare in the Park, and in our Screen section, we point out some of the big summer releases, for those moments when you just need to take a break, cool down, and let Hollywood entertain you.

Yes, work hard, play hard.

Oh right, and wear sunscreen.

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Our Picks

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Out of Town

28

Clubs

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Events

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Culture

43

Chow

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Film Shorts

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I ♥ Television

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Astrology

58

Advice Goddess

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News Quirks

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OPINION LETTERS

Have something to say? Send your thoughts to editor@bendsource.com. Letters must be received by noon Friday for inclusion in the following week’s paper.

Please limit letters to 250 words. Submission does not guarantee publication. Letter of the week receives $5 to Palate!

IN REPLY TO “PICKS: NOT JUST A NUMBER” (5/27)

SHOULD THE CITY EXPAND THE CIVIL EXCLUSION ZONE TO COVER DOWNTOWN BEND?

The questions in the poll were extremely biased. The results, therefore, are meaningless PR. —Shannon N Jimmy Sbarra Shannon, it is my opinion that the Truth in Site group has been spreading biased disinformation for over a year now, so advocacy in the opposite direction is warranted.

—Scott Aycock .003 percent of a random sampling isn’t a large enough sample size to be meaningful.

I fully support an extension college here, I just feel there are other parcels of land better suited for future growth of the campus.

No matter where it’s built [it] will take a major capital investment! Lots of money being spent already on keeping a gravel pit closed—$30k a month, not sure on the PR feel good stories.

—Michael 1 Coalition members have a vested interest in the proposed campus site. It is too bad they can’t look beyond their bank accounts and see what is needed for a real university campus.

—RM

IN REPLY TO “BRAIN DRAIN OR BRAIN GAIN” (6/3)

In the June 4 Glass Slipper op-ed article you made an apt comparison of Southern Oregon University with the planned OSU-Cascades campus in Bend. OSU-Cascades is

Viki Wooster’s post is a classic example of the anti-intellectual NIMBYs on the westside trying to twist facts to fit their meritless argument. So OSU-Cascades will have 10 acres and the SOU and EOU campuses, with comparable enrollments, are much larger campuses.

So what?

SOU established its current campus in 1926, and EOU established its campus in 1929, nearly 100 years ago. University education and instructional techniques may have changed just a little bit since the 1920s.

One obvious change is that all students used to live on campus, but now most college students live off campus.

Is there some reason why OSU-Cascades cannot thrive with a campus much smaller in physical size than traditional universities? Have the leaders and planners of OSU-Cascades missed some critical aspect of planning a college campus that requires thousands of acres? Does Viki Wooster know some secret that everyone from the Oregon Legislature to the President of OSU has missed?

—NIMBYs Ruin Bend

In reply to NIMBYs Ruin Bend: First, I am not a NIMBY. I live in northeast Bend and would love to have a university campus in my back yard. Second, I have a masters degree and doctoral candidacy, pursue continuing education always, and am hardly anti-intellectual. Third, of the 1000 reported apartment units to be built in the near future in Bend, just 151 of them are on the westside. It’s likely that the majority of OSU-Cascades students living off campus will be living on the eastside. And I don’t believe for a moment that all of them will be riding bikes or taking the bus all the time, unless the bus routes and frequency are vastly improved. Fourth, none of us can predict what OSU-Cascades will be like in 30, 50, 100 years in terms of enrollment, programs and so forth. Why shoot ourselves in the foot before we even begin? And last, this is an opinion column. I have mine, you have yours.

—Viki Wooster

A celebration of Central Oregon’s food scene

June 19-21 Downtown Bend Free

Re: Listening local. Bands pick their openers, not the venue.

Re: Drinking local. I think there is probably a contract involved with who provides beer at Les Schwab. Last year, 10 Barrel was there, but for several years prior to that, it was Deschutes. There’s probably a couple years left of 10 Barrel beer at Schwab, then my vote is for Boneyard after the contract is up.

—Wheelie

CROSSWORD PUZZLE REPEAT

Question: What is an eleven-letter word explaining why the June 4th crossword puzzle was a repeat of the May 28th crossword puzzle? Answer: “INATTENTIVE.” Boo! —A bummed Bender

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Forest Service Poisons Air for 80K in Town! What if the headline read like this instead of announcing another vaguely directed “Controlled Burn?” I woke this morning to see Bend covered with the poisonous residue of another useless effort to control forest fires by somehow predicting where lightning will strike. I have never seen any evidence or claim that a previous burn has prevented or even helped control a forest fire outbreak and yet we suffer air worse than L.A. could possibly generate. I wonder how many cases of lung disorders are generated or aggravated and how many subsequent deaths might be attributed to the noxious leftover from useless Forest Service exercises? Let’s consider the tradeoff and consider people more than playing “Where will the Lightning Strike?”

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IN REPLY TO “POLL SHOWS MAJORITY SUPPORT FOR OSU-CASCADES” (6/4)

planning for roughly 5,000 students, and SOU currently has 6,000. However, there is a critical comparison you failed to mention.

The SOU campus occupies 175 acres. I repeat, 175 acres. As in one hundred and seventy-five acres. For a comparable number of students, OSU-Cascades intends their campus to begin with 10 acres and expand to an additional 46 acres. The LaGrande campus of Eastern Oregon University, which also has a comparable number of students, occupies 110 acres. That’s 110 acres. Yet OSU-Cascades plans for just 56 acres? WTF? Do we want a first-class university in Central Oregon, or are we willing to accept this cobbled together insufficiently sized patch of old industrial land that’s being pushed down our throats, and that will result in a second-rate campus?

—Viki Wooster

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I stopped by Troy field on three different times this Memorial day. Each time, Tracy and some of her dedicated people continued to read the name, age, and town that our fallen heroes heralded from, followed by a single beat of the drum. The boards with the names of the fallen carefully arranged around the area where the drum and the readings were taking place. It doesn’t matter what your age, gender, race or political affiliation. This is a very solemn and special event to attend. If you have children, bring them and teach them that they are able to sleep safely at night because of the men and women who’s names are written on the panels. Thank you Tracy and your staff for enduring the long day that it takes to bring a voice to our fallen heroes!

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Exclude The Exclusion Zone At City Council last Wednesday, an ordinance to expand the so-called “civil exclusion zone” was essentially re-introduced. Currently, the City allows police to “exclude” for 90 days persons accused of certain criminal and civil violations from specific areas downtown; the alleged violations can be as innocuous as littering, graffiti, or underage drinking. Based on recommendations from the police department and encouragement from downtown businesses, it has been suggested that the Exclusion Zone be dramatically expanded from its current territory—which currently covers parks and the Brooks Street area. That idea to expand that zone was already introduced two weeks ago, and approved at its first reading by a 5-2 vote.

Usually a proposal has two readings—and votes—before becoming an ordinance. Not quite a mulligan, this second “first reading” provided additional clarifications, as necessary to fine-tune some constitutional concerns.

Ultimately, the modifications did not change any votes at City Council, nor did they alleviate our concerns that the Exclusion Zone—especially this proposed massive expansion—is not the best and most sustainable means to calm crime in the downtown area.

Last Wednesday, one resident told City Council, “It seems like our crime problem may not merit having this type of exclusion zone,” and poignantly added, “I think we’re beginning to have a reputation for being white elitists.”

At the forefront of concerns is whether the Exclusion Zone has quantifiable data to back up the policing measure. Has there been a major crime spike in the downtown area? Have these sort of measures worked in other cities?

In spite of owning a store downtown, Barb Campbell is one of the two city councilors opposed to the ordinance, and seemed to respond to these concerns: “Number one,” she said, “I don’t think it’s going to work.” Then, referring to information supplied in support of the expansion, she added, “What is less reason to take action, you look at the very last chart; our crime rates are going down.” She concluded, “I think we’re trying to clean up downtown so its cuter for our tourists.”

Nationally, there are big concerns about the uneven application of heavy-handed force against specific demographics. There are no such accusations against Bend’s police force, but exclusionary zones are a step towards an us-versus-them mentality—not a mentality that feels very “Bend” to us.

Instead, there are stellar models of community policing that emphasize collaboration over conflict. On a recent “This American Life,” an initiative was profiled from Richmond, California, that actually works with—not against—that city’s toughest offenders by providing gang members incentives to complete high school, secure jobs, and otherwise move their lives toward being productive members of the community—and has proven results. Yes, this example is a far more dramatic model, dealing with murderers instead of litterers, but the implications are the same: Successful policing models exist that look toward the root causes of crime and treat those rather than pushing them elsewhere.

In a city like Bend, which banters around words like “community” and “acceptance,” perhaps a more collaborative approach would philosophically sync better.

That attitude seemed to be voiced by City Councilor Nathan Boddie, who listed off other measures that could be taken, like “substance abuse treatment, homeless outreach, mental health care, additional public bathrooms in parks and downtown”—and provided a broader directive, “Help the population struggling with these things rather than moving them out of eye view.” Boddie added, “I don’t think [the exclusion zone] is the right tool for the job. I think it’s akin to using a machete instead of a scalpel.”

We agree.

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NEWS Tone It Down

SIDE NOTES

Mexican restaurant owner forced to repaint following complaints

BY ERIN ROOK

BY ERIN ROOK

When El Sancho co-owners Jon Barvels and Joel Cordes started work on the brickand-mortar version of their popular Mexican food cart, they chose bright, bold colors that call to mind a Latin American market— lemon yellow, cherry red, aqua, and royal blue.

But not everyone appreciated the colorful paint job.

City Code Enforcement Supervisor James Goff says he received two complaints and, because the colors—in particular, the vibrant yellow siding—don’t meet the City Code requirements, he had to ask the business to repaint.

According to design standards adopted and codified 20 years ago, commercial buildings must abide by a lengthy list of parameters, including color restrictions.

“Exterior colors shall be of low reflectance, subtle, neutral or earth tone colors,” the code explains. “The use of high intensity colors such as black, neon, metallic or florescent for the facade and/or roof of the building are prohibited except as approved for building trim. The City of Bend color guide provides samples of approved and prohibited colors. The use of trademark colors will require approval.”

The referenced color guide is a binder full of paint swatches—both permitted and prohibited. Neither Goff nor City Planning Manager Colin Stephens knew who selected the colors, but City Planner Wendy Robinson, who was working with the City when the code language was adopted in 1995, says a committee drafted the language.

El Sancho is located on Dekalb Avenue, tucked away off Third Street, surrounded by other small businesses. Co-owner Jon Barvels says he doesn’t know who complained, but notes the seven nearest neighbors all signed onto a letter indicating their support for El Sancho’s color choices. So either someone else complained, or a neighbor was disingenuous in offering their support.

“My problem with the complaining,” Barvels explains, “is I feel like it’s a very artistic expression and I feel like the complaints came before it was finished.”

The color City staff suggested Barvels use to cover up the bright yellow is just a few shades lighter, and he was allowed to keep the trim and accent colors.

“The City, as much as it’s annoying that we have to deal with this, were really good,” he says. “They were trying to get to a place where we’re both happy.”

He praises the City for being willing to meet in the middle but says he feels the request to repaint was unfair.

“I feel like the way the City handled it, the people dealt with it fairly, but I think the code maybe needs to be looked at again,” Barvels says. “I understand rules for things affecting people’s health and safety, but we’re just trying to express who we area.

This has been the biggest hurdle.”

It’s a hurdle relatively few businesses have to jump. Code Enforcement Supervisor James

PER CITY CODE, EL SANCHO WILL USE A MELLOWER YELLOW. PHOTO BY ERIN ROOK.

Goff says that when it comes to something as low priority as paint colors, his staff is purely reactionary. So unless someone complains to the City about a business’ color palate, it gets a pass.

“I think it’s been five or six years since the last complaint,” Goff says. “It’s very rare.

Most of the time they’re either in compliance or the color is really close so no one ever really complains.”

Though uncommon, such complaints are not unheard of. Another local business, Sargent’s Stereo on Third Street, details its onetime battle over paint colors on its website.

Rather than swapping out its signature red building with black trim for something unremarkable, the company got creative and used the comparatively drab pre-approved colors to create a sort of terra-cotta plaid.

Because the phrase “earth tone” is so subjective, it’s not difficult to think of business that could be violating City code. And, on the flip side, most colors exist somewhere in nature—even neon. But as long as the rule is on the books, and people decide to complain about perceived violations, City staff have to enforce it.

“We have so much to do we’re not really driving around looking,” Goff continues.

“My staff has better things to do.”

Whether or not the code has better things to concern itself with remains to be seen as the City approaches a code cleanup. Goff says that this could be one of the sections that ends up on the chopping block.

“Is this something that’s going to be changed in the near future? Possibly,” Goff says. “After a while our codes do become out of date.”

Barvels would certainly like to see the code go.

“I understand that there’s gotta be a line somewhere but it’s a tough question. Everyone’s gonna kind of have an opinion on it,” he says, adding that he thinks bold building colors should be allowed, “if it’s done in a manner that looks cohesive and done for a reason.”

According to City Planning Manager Colin Stephens, the code exists to maintain a certain look and extends well beyond color.

“It’s for the sort of aesthetic look of the city. There are a lot of regulations aimed at that,” Stephens explains. “We have an entire sign code that’s more restrictive than a lot of sign codes around the country. Not only do we look at the color, but also design and building articulation.”

While Barvels says he wasn’t familiar with the City’s color code, City staff encourage business owners to do their homework and review any applicable codes before breaking ground or committing to a color palate.

“Any time that you’re going in a jurisdiction and going to be starting a new business,” Goff says, “it’s kind of due diligence to find out what the requirements are.”

El Sancho plans to open—a slightly lighter shade of yellow—June 23 at 335 NE Dekalb Ave.

Slide the City, a travelling 1,000-foot water slide, is coming to Bend despite concerns raised in other cities about its use of water in drought-affected regions.

During the City Manager’s report at the end of the June 3 City Council meeting, City Manager Eric King authorized the company to purchase water from the City and then dump the wastewater into Bend’s sewer system after the event.

To do so, the City had to waive code requirements that prohibit wasting water and dumping water into the sewer with City permission (14.20.020 & 15.20.025[12]).

City code also requires that water be used only for beneficial uses. In this case, the City considers recreation of sufficient benefit to justify using an estimated 9,000 to 20,000 gallons of water, according to Slide the City’s website.

In some cities, Slide the City has been met with protests by residents who say it’s irresponsible to allow a company to come in and use local water for profit when that water is in short supply. Last year in Los Angeles, more than 10,000 people signed a petition asking the City to deny Slide the City a permit. Although thousands of people reportedly purchased tickets for the sold-out event, the City of Los Angeles ultimately denied the permit, primarily due to the statewide drought emergency.

Though Oregon is not (yet) in a statewide drought, Governor Kate Brown recently declared a drought emergency in Deschutes County. Following that declaration, the City of Bend issued a Stage 1 Water Curtailment Alert, encouraging residents—and large water users in particular—to reduce their water usage by 10 percent.

To address this apparent double standard, the City attached conditions to its Special Event approval. If the City reaches a Stage 2 Curtailment on or before September 5, Slide the City will have to get its water from someplace else. If that bumps up to a Stage 3, the permit will be denied and the event cancelled.

While at least two of the indicators for Stage 2 have been met—a drought declaration and increased temperatures/decreased stream flows—City staff say that water supply is their key indicator. To reach a Stage 3 curtailment, and cause the cancellation of Slide the City, the most likely trigger would be water supply reaching 8190 percent of demand.

For its part, Slide the City uses its website to encourage water conservation, asking participants “to pledge to reduce shower time” among other things. Not included: saying “no thanks” to giant water slides.

Slide the City is scheduled to arrive in Bend September 5.

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Summer Events Guide

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A Selection of the Season’s Hottest Events

BY THE SOURCE STAFF

On June 21, the sun will rise at 5:21 am and set at 8:51 pm, the so-called longest day of the year. But really? It is just 24 hours like every other day; the same length of time and the same rotation around its axis as a gray, rainy day in November.

Summer, though, just seems better. No one ever made a movie called Endless Autumn did they, and chase some elusive goal to never let the season end? Nope! Summertime is special. We like to squeeze every vitamin D-soaked moment out of it, like some tube of toothpaste that we don’t want to waste a single drop.

That’s where we help! We figure you know where to find your hammock, but when you want to get out and about our annual Summer Events Guide is conveniently broken into sections so that you don’t have to think too hard. (Right? Summertime isn’t about thinking, that’s why they don’t have school during summertime!). We list beer events along with a profile of the granddaddy beer event of them all, the Bend Brew Festival, and, because summertime doesn’t only happen during the daytime, we point you towards stage and film events in the evenings.

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Staying active in Central Oregon’s summer isn’t tough

BY ERIN ROOK

Some people get their thrills by racing down hills and around corners at high speeds.

The rest just get as close to the action as they can and enjoy vicarious adventure. But it’s not every event that balances breakneck athleticism with front-row seat spectator opportunities. The Annual Cascade Cycling Classic is one of those rare Central Oregon competitions.

While the CCC includes four stages, including time trials and road races, it is perhaps best known for the wildly popular criterium race—it is to Bend what the marathon is to Boston. While it doesn’t fall on a state holiday, locals and visitors alike nonetheless stake their claim to a slice of sidewalk well in advance to catch a clear glimpse of Spandex-clad bodies whirring past at speeds that threaten to topple them over like so many dominos.

But it’s not just a Bend tradition. Because it’s the oldest stage race in the nation, and the

hub of the longer races, which stretch like spokes into the region, throngs of spectators make their way to town for the event. In some ways, it’s like the Super Bowl of cycling— people who aren’t particularly interested in bike racing are still drawn to the spectacle.

In fact, it’s one the largest events the City hosts, bring between 10,000 and 15,000 visitors to downtown to stand in the eye of the cycling storm.

For the event, speed limits on Bond and Wall streets are suspended, since cyclists fly by at as much as twice the 25 mile-per-hour posted limit. Because of the high speeds, the criterium can take on a hockey-like intensity. No fights, typically, but crashes do happen—and spectators cram into the corners thanks to their higher incidence of wrecks and race-changing shifts in cyclist positions.

Downtown Twilight Criterium Saturday, July 25

Downtown Bend. Free to watch.

Cascade Cycling Classic Wednesday, July 22 - Sunday, July 26

Various start times, days, locations, and prices for different races. cascade-classic.org.

OTHER OUTSIDE EVENTS June 17 - 21

Oregon Senior Games

We were surprised to learn that you only have to be 50 to participate in the Oregon Senior Games. In Bend, 50-plusyear-olds can be found running/biking/skiing circles around people in their 30s on the regular. If you’re one of them, and looking for a venue to test your mettle, this is it. For the rest of us, it’s motivating to see super fit seniors, like 92-year-old runner Florence Latter, who won bronze in the 100-meter at her first national in 2009, in the 85-89 category. They remind us that a creaky knee is no excuse to build a life around the couch. The Oregon Senior Games include 16 sports and serve as a qualifier for the National Senior Games, held every two years, including this July in Minnesota.

Various times and locations around Bend. Various prices for different events. oregonseniorgames.com.

June 20 - 21

Central Oregon Wildflower Festival

With more than 200 species on display, this annual event hosted by the High Desert chapter of the Native Plant Society of Oregon attracts more than 500 visitors. In addition to stopping to smell the rhododendrons, attendees can sit in on lectures on native seeds, noxious weeds, landscaping, and more. For more the actively oriented, the events includes botanical hikes and a garden cleanup. If you plan on digging in, don’t forget your gloves.

Saturday 9 am-5 pm, Sunday 9 am-4 pm. Sunriver Nature Center, 57245 River Rd., Sunriver. $8 adults, $6 children. highdesertnpsoregon.org.

June 24 - 28

Subaru Outside Games

Anchored by the kayak, standup paddleboard, and mountain bike races, this weeklong extravaganza has a little bit of everything. Mountain bike stunts by Ryan Leech, free outdoor

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yoga at Yogis Unite! Bend, slackline demos and clinic, a climbing wall, Tahitian dancers, a K9 Kings dog performance, bubble soccer, a mountain biking clinic, group rides, music from Steve Earle, and more. Seriously, everything.

Various times and locations around Bend, at Riverbend Park, and on the Deschutes River. Various prices with many free events. subaruofbendoutsidegames.com.

it from a mere bike ride to a celebration of life.

Ride—various start times between 6 am and 9:30 am. High Lakes Elementary School, 2500 NW High Lakes Loop. $50-$60 adult, $20 children.

Run—8 am. NW Crossing Neighborhood, 2500 NW High Lakes Loop. $25-$35 adults, $10 children.

June 26 - 28

Deschutes Dash

Pacific Crest Sports Fest

Known as the “jewel of multisports events in the Northwest,” the Pacific Crest Sports Fest attracts athletes from across the globe. The weekend-long event includes Tour de Crest bike tours, long course and Olympic triathlons, endurance and Olympic duathlons, a marathon, half-marathon, 10k, 5k, and children’s events. And for after the athletic activity dies down, visitors can explore the pop-up fitness expo, beer garden, and live music.

Friday and Saturday 6 am-8 pm, Sunday 6 am-2 pm. Various locations in Sunriver, 57100 Beaver Dr. $15-$275.

The 12th annual family and spectator friendly multi-sport event coalesces in the Old Mill District, which means you can watch people run, swim, and bike, all from the comfort of your brunch table. If you’re more inclined to participate, there are two days of events with both sprint and Olympic distances. Choose from a triathlon, aquabike, duathlon, or a 10k. And for the kiddos. Deschutes Dash offers a youth triathlon, a 5k, and an obstacle race. And, because everyone needs a little encouragement, awards, medals, food and Deschutes brews await the participants.

8 am-1 pm. Various locations in Bend for different events. $35$120. descutesdash.com.

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All the Summer is a Stage

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The idea of the drive-in movie theater is an icon intertwined with the nostalgia of the 1950s. By 1954, there were some 4,000 drive-ins in America, which accounted for roughly one-quarter of all movie theaters in the country.

But throughout the ’80s and ’90s, many of those drive-in theaters closed, in no small part due to VCRs and families choosing to watch movies at home.

But over the past 10 years, even in spite of streaming series and the ease of downloading films, the concept of outdoor films—and, more so, watching a movie as a community event—has boomed, with every city from New York to Los Angeles hosting outdoor screenings of popular films. There is no reliable data on exactly how many of these events have launched over the past decade—some are sponsored by cities, while others are pop-up events—but most reliable numbers dwarf even the highest points for drive-in theaters.

The popular Munch & Movies series in Bend offers four weeks of family-friendly films: August 21, Big Hero 6; August 28, classic Cinderella; September 4, last summer’s space adventure, complete with a sass-talking raccoon, Guardians of the Galaxy; and, September 11, a sing along, Pitch Perfect. Dusk. Compass Park, 2500 NW Crossing Dr. Free.

OTHER FILM AND STAGE EVENTS

Tuesdays & Wednesdays, June 23 – August 19 Regal Summer Movies

It has been decades since a movie cost $1, but Regal rolls out its summer treat with $1 movie nights—less than the price of electricity to run AC at home. A collection of popular kid/ family movies, with the usual suspects like Annie, the Muppets and Legos.

10 am. Regal Cinemas Old Mill 16 & IMAX, 680 SW Powderhouse Dr. $1.

June 24, July 29, August 26, & September 19 Pickin’ & Paddlin’

Like a citywide picnic, these summer events bring together food, good times music, and free demos of canoes and SUPs. Demos 4-7 pm. Opener 5 pm, headliner done by 9 pm. Tum-

alo Creek Kayak & Canoe, 805 SW Industrial Way. $5.

Children 12 and under free.

Sundays, June 21 – August 2 Free Summer Sunday Concerts

Summer puts everyone in a good mood, and Les Schwab generously hosts its Sunday evening concerts; kicking off with swinging blues jam of Broken Down Guitars on June 21, and following the next week with Tubaluba, a rousing New Orleans-style band. You get the idea.

2:30-4:30 pm. Les Schwab Amphitheater, 344 SW Shevlin-Hixon Dr. No cover.

August 2-19 Sunriver Music Festival

One of the few summer concert series that calls its stringed instruments violins instead of fiddles, these events are centered on high quality classical music.

Various times and various locations in Bend and Sunriver. $10-$100.

August 21-23 Shakespeare in the Park

The popular outdoor performances present the rollicking Comedy of Errors, an easy-going production of missed cues and mistaken identities; twins separated at birth, hilarity ensues!

7 pm. August 21 & 22, Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. August 23, SHARC Amphitheater, 57250 Overlook Rd., Sunriver. $22-$75.

August 22 & 23 Sisters Wild West Show

The bustling western-themed town of Sisters presents its second annual Wild West Show. Similar to the popular traveling Wild Bill shows, with daring acts of sport shooting and tall-tale telling.

6:30 pm. Bend/Sisters Garden RV Resort, 67667 Hwy 20. Free.

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More Fairs Than You Can Shake a Hot Dog on a Stick At

Regional Fairs and arts Events Keep Summer Busy

BY ERIN ROOK

June 20 Central Oregon Pride 2015

Bend isn’t topping any lists of “Gayest Cities” anytime soon, but the small community of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender folks and their friends pools its time, energy, and resources to create a vibrant annual Pride celebration, complete with popular local and regional musical acts, vendors selling all things rainbow, and community organizations out to show their support. This year, the celebration is sprinkled throughout the month, with a variety of events for all ages and inclinations.

Noon-6 pm. Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. Free. centraloregonpride.org.

July 4 Pet Parade & Old Fashioned July 4th Festival

Think of it as patriotism light—and bright. None of that heavy stuff about war, plenty of emphasis on freedom. Like the freedom to wear a headache-inducing combination of stars and stripes, to ride around town dressed like Betsy Ross or Thomas Jefferson, to turn down your inner environmentalist while enjoying the fiery display in the night sky. And did we mention pets? In this case, it’s about your freedom to dress them up in ridiculous costumes, not theirs to be liberated from them.

Parade 10 am, festival 11 am-4 pm. Parade through Downtown Bend, beginning on Wall Street. Festival at Drake Park, 777 NW Riverside Blvd. Free.

July 11 Sisters Outdoor Quilt Show

This 40-year tradition is one of Sisters’ biggest draws. Imagine First Friday Art Walk, only it’s all quilts and many are displayed along the sidewalk out in the open air—it’s actually the largest outdoor quilt show in the world. Though the hardcore quilters have already bought up tickets for the walking quilt tours and featured speaker Tula Pink of FreeSpirit Fabrics, there are plenty of other opportunities to marvel at the artistry and craftsmanship quilters use to turn fabric and thread into large-scale works of art.

9 am-4 pm. Downtown, 220 S Ash St., Sisters. Free. sistersoutdoorquiltshow.org.

July 10 - 12 Bend Summer Festival

Nothing says summer like a leisurely stroll through downtown during Bend Summer Festival, with vendors lining the streets, the smells of summer street foods, taps flowing with local brews, and the sounds of popular bands emanating from the stage. Sort of like First Friday, with an expanded focus and way more people.

Friday 5-11 pm, Saturday 11 am-11 pm, and Sunday 11 am-5 pm.

Downtown Bend. Free.

July 24 - 26 Balloons Over Bend Children’s Festival

There’s something about a hot air balloon that tickles the imagination of young and old alike. So it’s a fitting accompaniment to the annual children’s festival. For one weekend each summer, Riverbed Park turns into a giant playground. Get up with the sun and a cup of hot cocoa to watch the balloons launch into the sky over the Deschutes, or create fodder for fanciful dreams by ending the day with the Nightglow show, in which balloons turn into larger-than-life fireflies. During the day, activities include bounce houses, K9 Kings Flying Dog Show, Bend Endurance Academy’s Bike Rodeo, face painting, crafts, education, and the Balloon Blast Kids Race. If that doesn’t tucker ’em out, nothing will.

Launch 6 am, festival 10 am - 4 pm, nightglow at dusk. Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. Balloon Blast Kids Race $5. Viewing balloons free. Kids festival $15.

July 29 - August 2

The Deschutes County Fair and Rodeo

Now that we moved from the age of the “artisan” to the moment of the “maker,” it may be time to bring back the classic county fair as a headlining summer event. At its core, the county fair is a celebration of the culture of craftspeople, farmers, ranchers, and others who make their living by making something more concrete and essential than widgets.

In addition to prize-winning pigs, pies, and pottery, the Deschutes County Fair includes a host of interactive and entertaining options such as a rodeo (complete with 2015 Deschutes County Rodeo Queen Olivia Chandler), a wild animal exhibit (including camel rides), a Wild West re-enactment, and entertainment spanning in sophistication from a talent

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show to local performers to headlining acts.

This year’s big names are Oklahoma rockers and Girls Gone Wild Tour alums Hinder, pop country star Martina McBride, classic rockers of “Horse With No Name” fame America, and country rocker Joe Nichols (see: country radio hit “Gimme That Girl” and the classy “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off”).

Of course, it wouldn’t be a county fair without a carnival, the sweet scents of cotton candy and fresh hay mixing with the salty aroma of popcorn and so many warm bodies (on two and four feet). Despite advances in technology, the Ferris wheel maintains its magic and oversized stuffed animals remain romantic gifts when won by popping balloons, ringing bottlenecks, or racing animatronic horses.

Just remember to save the hot dogs and elephant ears for after the wild rides.

Wednesday July 29 – Sunday, August 2. 10 am-10 pm Wednesday and Thursday, 10 am-11 pm Friday and Saturday, 10 am-5 pm Sunday. Deschutes Country Fair Grounds, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. Adults $12, seniors/children $7, children 5 and under free. expo.deschutes.org

August 7 - 9 Sunriver Art Faire

It’s an art fair. In, you guessed it, Sunriver. There will be art there—from more than 65 regional artists. But that’s not all, there will be live music and children’s events, so you can easily drag along that partner, child, or friend who’s not quite as into art as you are. No word yet on which musical acts will be playing, but last year’s event included local favorites like Chiringa, Parlour, Cinder Blue, and the Klassixs AyreBand.

Friday and Saturday 10 am-6 pm, Sunday 10 am-4 pm. Village at Sunriver, 57100 Beaver Dr., Sunriver. Free.

August 28 - 30 Art in the High Desert

One of the top 15 arts and crafts shows in the nation, this show is legit. Which is to say, not just any old artist can be featured here; all entries are juried and come from across the United States and Canada. It’s a unique opportunity for folks in Central Oregon to come face-to-face with artists whose work they may have previously admired from afar.

Friday & Saturday, 10 am-6 pm. Sunday 10 am-4 pm. Along Deschutes River, Old Mill District, 730 SW Columbia St. Free admission.

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Beer events fill fi up the calendar

BY PHIL BUSSE

Last year, the Oregon Brewers Festival drew more than 85,000 people (um, the population of Bend) to the waterfront in Portland, making it the largest beer festival in the country. And, some of the festivals in Bend aren’t that far behind. In particular, the Bend Brewfest has become a mecca for beer makers around the state, featuring 72 breweries from nano to macro, like Deschutes.

“It is a wide range of beer styles and technical attributes,” says Ryan Duley, Director of Sales & Marketing for Sunriver Brewing Company, which, appropriately, is bringing its S.U.P. Summer Ale, which is brewed with lemongrass and lemon peel; “perfect for a hot August day,” says Duley.

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Only a decade ago, the concept of a beer festival was little more than a plastic cup and a few taps. But, like the microbrew industry itself, the beer festival has matured.

Still fun and still an opportunity to sample, these festivals have become increasingly sophisticated, with events like the Little Woody emphasizing the brewing process (brewers are required to produce barrel-aged beers) and Sisters Fresh Hop Festival, which has breweries enter at least one beer produced with hops straight from the vine.

Not surprisingly, Central Oregon has a beer event almost every week—and as these festivals enter their fourth, fifth and sixth years (and some new festivals, like the Volcanic Bike & Brew Festival), the loyal crowds of returning fans has steadily grown.

Bend Brew Fest

Noon – 11 pm Thursday, August 13 – Saturday, August 15. Noon – 8 pm, Sunday, August 16.

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OTHER BEER EVENTS June 18 Fermentation Celebration

A hop-centric event, the Fermentation Celebration has continued to grow, adding food carts but still remaining intensely local in its focus.

4 – 10 pm. Old Mill District, 450 SW Powderhouse Dr. $20.

June 21 Bite of Bend Beer Run

It is only a five kilometer run, looping through Drake Park, but what makes it difficult is the “race” hardly follows a straight line, stopping for beer tastings along the way, and greeting finishers with a cup of even more beer.

Noon. Start at Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. $35.

June 27 Cruxapalooza IV

Crux is pretty much a party every evening, with its lawns for drinking and corn holing, but this day-long event ups the ante, with local ska bands and, yup, even more beer.

11:30 am – 10:30 pm. Crux Fermentation Project, 50 SW Division St. No cover.

August 14 - 16 Brewtal Breakdown Music Festival

The annual summer music festival at Broken Top Bottle Shop features three days (as long as Woodstock!) of music, and a Deschutes tap takeover.

Music till 9 pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. Suite 1. No cover.

August 21 - 23 Volcanic Bike & Brew Festival

A new addition to the summer lineup, this event is geared (get it? geared!) toward the mountain bike crowd, as it is scheduled to synch with the third stop of the Oregon Enduro Race series.

Friday 11 am – 9 pm, Saturday 10 am – 9 pm, and Sunday 9 am – 4 pm. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr.

September 4 - 5 Little Woody

The Cadillac of beer events, Little Woody insists that brewers do something unique and special for their brews—that is, age them in wooden barrels, a technique that deepens the taste and heft for the beer.

Friday 5 pm – 10 pm, Saturday noon – 10 pm. Next to the Des Chutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave. $12-$20.

September 26 Sisters Fresh Hop Festival

With an emphasis on hops, and within that category a specific requirement that at least one entry to the festival is brewed with hops fresh from the vine, this festival has increased in popularity each year.

Noon – 8 pm. Sisters Village Green Park, between Elm & Fir Streets. $5 tasting mug, $1 per taste.

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Taking a Bite Out of Summer A bushel full of food-related events

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While Bend not uncommonly finds itself on Top 10-style lists for outdoor recreation and craft brewing, the local food scene has also been profiled in national publications. (Remember when the New York Times discovered The Lot?) And that attention is well-deserved. Bend’s food scene deftly bridges fine dining with casual cart culture to bring chill vibes to fancy eateries, and sophisticated offerings to food trucks. It’s such an embarrassment of riches that even among Bendites, few can claim to have tasted the fares of every local chef.

Enter Bite of Bend. Central Oregon’s largest food fair brings together purveyors of everything from pork sliders to paella to paleo desserts, creating a temporary open-air food cart in downtown. And because the chefs offer $1-$2 small plates (read: “bites”), eager eaters don’t need to stretch out their stomachs in preparation.

Among the mouth-watering morsels being prepared for Bite of Bend’s hungry mobs: watermelon gazpacho (Barrio); sweet pineapple, guava and coconut tamales (Jumbo Tamales); and fried cauliflower buffalo bites (Global Fusion). The high concentration of food carts speaks to the festival’s focus this year on hidden gems.

But no summer event is complete without music, libations, and some kind of run. And Bite of Bend delivers, with headliners including The Thermals and Common Kings as well as local bands, a mixology showcase include mimosa and bloody Mary-making contests, and the 5k Beer Run and costume contest.

Bite of Bend also includes kids activities, like the Root Beer Run at Troy Field. For the low, low price of free, you’d have to really hate food to pass up this annual party. Love food? The weekend festival is followed by a week of classes, dinners, and demonstration to keep the culinary curiosity fermenting (read more below).

Downtown Bend, $5. biteofbend.com

OTHER FOOD EVENTS June - October Farmers’ Markets

Grocery store produce sections are like zoos. (In more ways than one.) So far removed from their natural habitat, fruits and vegetables become mere objects. Look at that lovely pyramid of red peppers, you think, admiring the symmetry and uniformity. But walk into a farmers’ market where bunches of irregularly shaped and varied hued carrots topped with vibrant greens spill over straw baskets, where you can chat with the rancher who raised the meat you’re about to pick up

for dinner, and the grocery store becomes hard to bear. Fortunately, Bend has no shortage of farmers’ markets, on different days, in varied neighborhoods.

Wednesdays, June 3-October 14, 3-7 pm. Bend Farmers’ Market, Brooks Alley, Downtown Bend. Free admission.

Fridays, June 19-August 21, 2-6 pm. Mountain View High School North Parking Lot, 2755 NE 27th St. Free admission.

Saturdays, June 20-September 19, 10 am-2 pm. NorthWest Crossing Farmers’ Market, 2754 NW Crossing Drive. Free admission.

June 22 - 25 Bite Week

Once you’ve sampled the culinary compositions of Central Oregon’s best chefs at Bite of Bend, take it to the next level with Bite Week classes, demonstrations, and dinners. With more than two dozen events ranging from a Chiang Mai Family Feast at Wild Rose Thai to an interactive exploration of coffee’s path from bean to brew with Thump Coffee Roasters, there’s something for every palate and interest level. (Just want to eat more delicious food? Dinners are great for that. Looking for something more hands on? Try a class. Want to learn something without working? A demo may be right for you.)

Various times and various location around Bend. $5-$85. biteofbend.com

July 10 A Sip of Cork & Barrel

Bend may be a beer town, but that doesn’t mean other ways of imbibing are verboten. Tetherow Gold Club hosts a high-end wine and fine-dining event to raise funds for KIDS Center. Each year, a different wine region is featured for the pre-dinner winemaker reception—this year, it’s Napa Valley. Then for the main event, Tetherow Executive Chef Zac Hoffman leads a brigade of local chefs and servers volunteering their time to create a five-course gourmet dinner to accompany wines from five Willamette Valley winemakers. Right around the time you’re feeling nice and toasty, organizers will unveil silent and live auction items awaiting your generous bid—and that of your 800 newest friends. It’s brilliant, really. Because who needs an excuse to drink expensive wine, eat sophisticated food, and make a difference in the life of a vulnerable child?

5-8:30 pm. Tetherow Golf Club, 61240 Skyline Ranch Rd. $75.

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FEATURE July 18 Sisters Feast Series – Buried Beef & Brew

Sisters gets old-timey (imagine that!) with a truly underground dining experience—buried beef. The beef cooks in a subterranean setup overnight, over hot coals. Like an outdoor slowcooker, the process results in tender, juicy meat.

Add to that secret recipe beer keg beans, a host of side dishes, and a beer from Three Creeks Brewing and you have a recipe for finger-licking satisfaction. And if the food’s not temptation enough, the event is scheduled to correspond with the 2015 Glory Daze Annual Car Show—a feast for eyes and bellies. Lest you fear eating without purpose, this event is a fundraiser for Sisters Park and Recreation Department youth programs.

11 am-2 pm. Downtown Sisters, corner of Main and Fir Streets.

Cost TBA. sistersrecreation.com.

August 8 Ghost Tree Invitational Dinner on the Range

To some, Ghost Tree is primarily a golf event. But for foodies and those just looking to have a good time, the Dinner of the Range is the main event. Celebrating its 10th anniversary this year, Ghost Tree raises funds for organizations serving children and families, primarily the Ronald McDonald House of Central Oregon and The Assistance League of Bend.

Though the event takes place on the golf range, this is a dress-to-impress shindig. Feeling footloose and fancy free? Don’t forget your dancing shoes. While the entertainment hasn’t been announced yet, people will be getting down. And of course, wallets and purses are handy so you can bid on the impressive auctions, including stays in upscale hotels like Las Vegas’ Mandarin Oriental, sports memorabilia autographed by Marcus Mariota, and more.

4-10:45 pm. Pronghorn Resort, 65600 Pronghorn Club Dr. $125. ghosttreeinvitational.com

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The Blitz

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MOUNTAIN BIKING—Formally known as Blitz to the Barrel, The Blitz is announcing a new course and finish line experience for this year’s race. With three chances to win cash prizes along the route, plus an arm-wrestling championship, beer, and barbecue at the finish, the fun isn’t just for the riders. 5 pm. Tetherow, 61240 Skyline Ranch Rd. Free to spectators.

GLOW IN THE DARK—Explore the world of bioluminescence where some plants and animals appear to glow. Learn about the chemical processes that help create fireflies and glow-worms light, plus look at the alien-like creature found mid-ocean, where it is estimated 90% of animals produce light. 9 am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. $15 adults, $12 children, $9 youth, children 4 and under free.

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Piano Bar Bob

MUSIC—A couple times a year Bob Berhalter travels to Bend for a pop-up piano bar performance. Bob says it best: “It’s like a dueling piano show with half the pianos, twice the fun, and a little bit of naughty.”

For those unfamiliar with the concept of a piano bar, it’s sort of like karaoke, only with live fingers hitting the keys, professional backing vocals, and more Frank Sinatra than Journey. 7:30 pm. Kelly D’s, 1012 SE Cleveland Ave. No cover.

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BOYLESQUE—These boys are carrying weapons of mass seduction and they aren’t afraid to use them. Portland’s newest boylesque troupe—that’s burlesque performed by men—brings a fusion of striptease and dance with seasoned performers Tod Alan, who balances humor with sex appeal, and Gabriel, a trained dance company member. 8 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $12.

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MUSIC—Sisters must have made an impression on local blues rock outfit Hobbs the Band. After a successful debut performance at Sisters Folk Festival in 2012, the band set up shop in a retrofitted warehouse in a Sisters industrial park. That hometown pride continues with what is effectively a three-day Sisters Rodeo after party. So hop on that saddle and ride. 8 pm. The Belfry, 302 E Main St., Sisters. $5.

POETRY—Eugene poets Karen McPherson and Tim Shaner are professors by day but each also writes poetry that is a meditation on the natural world. Fun facts: McPherson is the one-time founder of the Rainbow commune and Shaner is, essentially, a Doctor of Poetry. 2 pm, Downtown Bend Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

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RODEO—The annual Sisters Rodeo—now in its 75th year—serves as a reminder that all those cutesy storefronts have roots in legitimate cowboy culture. And this isn’t just some small-town affair. These cowboys and cowgirls more than hold their own on larger stages. Bolos recommended, but not required. 7 pm Friday and Saturday, 1 pm Sunday. Sisters Rodeo Grounds, 220 W Cascade Ave, Sisters. $20.

GENDER BENDER—Artists will perform solos, duets, and more at this unique cabaret. Experience songs in a different light as males will perform female musical selections and women will sing male musical selections. Presented by Topsoil Theatrics and hosted by Julianna Erdesz who performed at March’s sold out Cocktail Cabaret. 8 pm. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin, 147 NW Minnesota Ave. $16 adv., $10 door for unsold seats and standing room only.

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DOGS—This four leg friendly event offers a 5k fun run/walk or walkathon for people and dogs, a leash-free area with activities, live music and entertainment, as well as a pet festival with animal related vendors.

Top off the day with food and beers, including Dawg Grog for furry friends. 9 am.

Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. Dog Gone Run $40, Pet Festival is free.

MUSIC—Old timey, twangy, steel guitar with a touch of Shania Twain sass and a salt of the earth sound belies her youth.

The former “Voice” contestant, whose music is frequently described as “blunty” (blues + country), draws inspiration from her Memphis roots and her guardian angel, Elvis. A perfect soundtrack for a roadtrip through the high desert. 8 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.

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SOUND Bowie By Any Other Name

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David Brighton tries to keep pace with a shapeshifter

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BY PHIL BUSSE

The paradox about being a David Bowie impersonator is that David Bowie himself is an elusive entity, constantly staying one step ahead of trends and transforming faster than the blink of an eye, famously killing off personalities like Ziggy Stardust only to pop up as another completely different incarnation. It is tough to mimic that shape shifting.

Moreover, the challenge is to match the versatility of Bowie’s style and voice and showmanship; the anger in “Panic in Detroit,” the dreaminess in “Major Tom,” the imploring of “China Girl,” the grandioseness of the Spiders from Mars tour.

But for David Brighton, whose initials are not the only element to line up with David Bowie, the trouble has never been being like David Bowie. In fact, before he had his start as an impersonator, the trouble was being too much like David Bowie.

“I played lead guitar and sang in a number of recording acts,” explains Brighton. “When I had my own record deal, one of the things I kept hearing from the label people is that I sounded too much like David Bowie when I sang, even when I tried not to.”

The idea to set up a David Bowie tribute show came to Brighton at a time when he was touring as George Harrison in a number of Beatlemania-style shows. While in Las Vegas (not surprisingly), he came across a “Legends in Concert” show, which highlights musicians like Elvis and Michael Jackson. Brighgton decided to start his own tribute band, and gathered a group of talented musicians, some who had recorded and toured with the likes of Eddie Money, America, and Foreigner—and, since then, has become the foremost David Bowie impersonator.

“To try to be as similar as humanly possible to someone who tries to be as different as possible than other artists is a bit funny when you think about it,” admits Brighton.

Each show is unique, says Brighton, and includes several costume changes, as he draws from various eras of Bowie’s varied career.

Tango Alpha Tango Tango Alpha Tango has been frequenting Bend for many years. The bluesy rockers once opened for folk-rockers Dawes at Silver Moon and won more than a few new fans. The Portland-based quartet has garnished comparisons to The Black Keys, but could also run in the same pack as The Dead Weather. The gritty, yet smooth vocals draw listeners in, while the blusey, hard rocking sound leaves bodies vibrating on the dancefloor, heads nodding along enthusiastically, and feet tapping along in rhythm. Don’t miss the opportunity to see them play songs from their upcoming new album. Bravey Don opens. 9 pm. Friday, June 12. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.

“[Bowie]’s done so many styles, invented so many genres of music, and created so many different personas and images,” explains Brighton, “so it’s as if you were recreating many artists’ work.”

Space Oddity: David Brighton’s Tribute to David Bowie 8 pm, Saturday, June 13 Tower Theatre 835 NW Wall St. $23-$53.

I Still Like To Hear That Funky Dixieland The Doobie Brothers bring their bongs and boogie music to town

BY PHIL BUSSE

In so many ways, the Doobie Brothers tell a Joan Didion history of California’s pop culture of the 1970s—and beyond. As the 1960s crashed to a close with doomed shows like Altamont—where self-appointed Hells Angels bodyguards stabbed to death a concert goer—the Doobie Brothers began to pull together their own band, with funky and catchy tunes organized around traditional R&B riffs, but also freeform in the way of the Allman Brothers and jazz fusion. During their first few years of the 70s, they largely played at Hells Angels hangouts around the northern California.

By the mid-1970s, built on that DNA of bikes, bongs, and boogie music, the band was a nationwide hit, with plucky songs like “Long Train Runnin’,” wistful lyrics

and piano playing in “Rockin’ Down the Highway,” and the driving drumbeats of “China Grove.” Over the past few decades, the Doobie Brothers have sold nearly 50 million albums and gathered up four Grammy Awards.

Yet, by the 1980s, the Doobie Brothers had fallen out of favor and style. They had essentially dissolved as the founding members drifted away from the band. In the early 1990s, I came across a giant black velvet painting of the band members hanging behind a tasting bar at an esteemed vineyard in Napa Valley; the vintner claimed to have discovered and signed and managed them years ago. At that time, the band seemed almost like a caricature of the 1970s.

But, remarkably, the Doobie Brothers are

back—and perhaps as relevant now as they were during their heyday.

In many ways, the Doobie Brothers helped pioneer and popularize Americana music, bringing fiddle and flutes to rock-and-roll, blending jazz influences with harder rock sensibilities. Hardly a nostalgia band, many of the original players have gathered back around for another studio album and an extensive tour this summer, with two Oregon stops.

All of which is to say: Go see a great, still-relevant band.

Doobie Brothers 6:30 pm, Tuesday, June 16 Les Schwab Amphitheater $38-$79

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Something that’s frustrating with contemporary live music is introverted bands that don’t put much effort into their stage presence because they’re “artists, not dancing monkeys.” Sorry, you unique and beautiful snowflakes, but you’re a musician in the studio; on stage you’re a performer, and audiences want to see some high kicks in assless chaps with flashpots exploding behind them like was discussed in Prof. David Lee Roth’s class. So, to help, we made this mixtape of glam rock bands as a primer. It’s got killer tracks from Sweet, The Deadlines, The Nerves, Cheap Trick, T. Rex, and even more bands that wouldn’t dare even practice guitar without eyeliner and platform shoes. Are you not entertained?

Genders & BDY Bag Portland-based rockers Gender were voted one of the city’s Best New Bends of 2013 by Willamette Week. The quartet—half male, half female—features primarily female lead vocals, but have been know to duet on occasion. The band plays dreamy, indie rock in a pop vein and recently completed a tour with Built to Spill. The band often fluxes between shoegaze pop and harder-edged rock, creating a very listenable sound. Hear the up-and-coming foursome outside in Mirror Pond Plaza as part of Crow’s Feet Commons’ Summer Concert Series. BDY BAG opens. 6 pm. Tuesday, June 16. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. Free.

Adam Sworob and Travis Myrick Listeners who’ve frequented Open Mic Night at The Lot may recognize Adam Sworob and Travis Myrick. Both singer-songwriters have made appearances there, playing both together and separately. Tuesday, Myrick opens for Sworob at the M&J. Myrick grew up in Sisters and participated in the Americana Project during high school. Sworob, a transplant to Bend via Philadelphia, recently completed a cross-country trip busking and playing original songs and shooting music videos for them along the way. Expect both men to play acoustic guitar and sing original songs as well as a few covers. Myrick has more soulful vocals, whereas Sworob’s are more energetic and raw. 8:30 pm. Tuesday, June 16. M&J Tavern, 102 NW Greenwood Ave. No cover.

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Checker’s Pub Denny Bales Open Mic/Jam Night Come bring your ears to listen to the sounds of Denny Bales. Or your instruments and “plug in” to play. If you feel like singing this is for you as well. 6-9 pm.

Astro Lounge Cutz & Crater With DJ Harlow Weekly cocktail event hosted by DJ Harlow. 9 pm-midnight.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Ladies’ Night Jazz Featuring local female jazz vocalist fronting a full band. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke Sisters Rodeo After parties and the rodeo dance after the Xtreem Bulls.

Live music nightly and Crown Royal locals night! Meet the Crown girls, the rodeo stars, and more! 9 pm-1 am.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Sarah Gerritsen & the Shadow Catchers Americana singer-songwriter. Featuring Nick Foster. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke 8 pm.

Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom Blues. 7 pm.

No cover.

The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Tony Holiday Leading with a blaring harmonica, Tony Holiday delivers spirited Chicago-style blues with good humored lyrics about payback sins, alley catting, and robust women, proving that the blues don’t need to be sad and lonely.

Aaron Pugh also performing. 9 pm. $5.

OUT OF TOWN

C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market Downhill Ryder Good ‘ole honest, heart-felt roots, rock originals at the Summer Beer Garden Festival! 5-7 pm. No cover.

Domino Room Orgone & Elektrapod It’s going to be a hot night at The Domino Room with the return of Orgone! Soul, funk, and afro-disco. 9 pm. $12 adv., $15 door.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Heather & Tom Such a fun duo to listen to! Come get your groove on and listen to this amazing combo! 6-9 pm. $5.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Sisters Rodeo Dance & After Parties Live music nightly and Crown Royal locals night! Meet the Crown girls, the rodeo stars, and more! 9 pm-1 am.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Classic rock and oldies. 6-9 pm. Free.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Piano Bar Bob A veteran of the Carnival cruise scene, a couple times a year Bob Berhalter travels by land to Bend for a popup piano bar performance that blends lounge music with irreverent humor. For those unfamiliar with the concept of a piano bar, it’s sort of like karaoke, only with live fingers hitting the keys, professional backing vocals, and more Frank Sinatra than Journey. 7:30 pm.

No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm.

No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School Left Coast Country Playing traditional songs as well as originals that combine bluegrass, country, and blues. 7 pm.

No cover.

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thursday 11 – sunday 21 Portland Beer Week

Blind tastings. Delectable pairings. Grab your favorite designated driver or take one of the handy shuttles and drink some beer, good beer. If you think you have tried them all, you probably haven’t, especially with a commemorative beer brewed by two local breweries to honor this year’s Beer Week. And be ready to learn something at multiple seminars covering topics ranging from barrel-aged beer to fruit beer. Check out the whole shebang at pdxbeerweek. com.

thursday 11 – sunday, july 12 Summerfest 2015

The next five weekends are booked with five shows that are sure to be, well, creative. The performances include: The Wildly Inappropriate Poetry of Arthur Greenleaf Holmes whose 19th-century verses are still dirty by today’s standards; Butt Kapinski, a gender confused, interactive murder mystery; LOON, a fascinating, moving silent cartoon and the only event advisable for older children; The Dissenter’s Handbook: A Collection of Riotous Tales by Dario Fo, an Italian playwright’s work portrayed, Portlandia-style; and, Drowned Horse Tavern, a seaworthy, musical experience. Buckle your seatbelts for interesting. cohoproductions.org 7:30 pm. CoHo Theatre. $55.

saturday 13 – sunday 14 Portland Pride Festival

Nothing demur about this waterfront event. Grab your disco balls and rainbow it to the annual Pride Festival. Yes, the annual colorful (both in actually apparel and in personality) parade and some 200 vendors. Martha Wash, “the original weather girl,” performs on the main stage, as well the Portland Gay Men’s Chorus and the Portland Lesbian Chorus. Check out pridenw.org for the full schedule and ticketing information.

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Northside Bar & Grill Riley’s Range Benders Spirited Americana music tonight. 7 pm.

Rat Hole Brewpub Junior Harris & Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B, and jazz. 7-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke 8 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing Jensen Buck & The Family Part jam band, part funk. It’s a storm of rage and love, creating a unique and contagious show you don’t want to miss. 7 pm. No cover.

The Belfry Hobbs the Band Sisters must have made an impression on local blues rock outfit Hobbs the Band. After a successful debut performance at Sisters Folk Festival in 2012, the band set up shop in a retrofitted warehouse in a Sisters industrial park. That hometown pride continues with what is effectively a three-day Sisters Rodeo after party. So hop on that saddle and ride. 8 pm. $5.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Mulligan Brothers Americana, folk, rock, alt. country, and roots band. 9 pm. $5.

friday 12 Astro Lounge The Quick & Easy Boys Fresh into 2015, the Boys have released their 4th album, Follow Us Overboard, this time with renown producer Steve Berlin (Los Lobos, Deer Tick, Jackie Greene, etc.) at Modest Mouse mastermind Isaac Brock’s personal studio. 10 pm-midnight. $5 adv., $7 door.

Checker’s Pub Highway 97 Local band rocks with classic variety! Help Patrick celebrate his birthday!

8-11:30 pm.

Country Catering Party On The Patio All you can eat BBQ with free live music. Family-friendly. Music starts at 6 pm. Visit our website for this week’s band. 4:30-8 pm. $11.95 per person with purchase of a beverage.

Kids 5 and under eat free.

Crux Fermentation Project Mark Ransom and the Mostest An upbeat mix of music, from folk to guitar driven rock, these mainstays of the local music scene are sure to get you dancing. 6-9 pm. Free.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Scratchdog Stringband Masterfully mixing upright bass, fiddle, guitar, and banjo with three voices, Scratchdog Stringband has an innovative and dynamic approach to string band music. 6-9 pm. $5.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bomberos Rock ‘n roll with flavor. Come experience Bend’s hottest new band. 6:30 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Sisters Rodeo Dance & After Parties Live music nightly and Crown Royal locals night! Meet the Crown girls, the rodeo stars, and more! 9:30 pm-1:30 am.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Classic rock and oldies. 6-9 pm. Free.

Jackson’s Corner Eastside Jupiter & Teardrop Emerging on the Bend music scene, Jupiter & Teardrop are picking up fans with their energetic and unique vocal/guitar approach. The Source Weekly called them a “charming duo.” 6-8 pm. No cover.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar The River Pigs Put on your dancing’ shoes. 8:30 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill The Substitutes Pure classic rock ‘n roll awaits you. 8:30 pm. $3.

Seven Nightclub Bachata & Latin Night 7:30 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing Tracorum The contagious musical journey is a blend of southern swamp pop, soul, honky-tonk, and roots rock Americana; with a rhythmic diversity that adds elements of funk, Latin-Caribbean, and gospel stomp to their unique sound.

Great songwriting steeped in rich vocal harmonies and urban storytelling. 9 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 9 pm.

No cover.

The Belfry Hobbs the Band After a successful debut performance at Sisters Folk Festival in 2012, the band set up shop in a retrofitted warehouse in a Sisters industrial park. That hometown pride continues with what is effectively a three-day Sisters Rodeo after party. So hop on that saddle and ride. 8 pm. $5.

The Blacksmith Restaurant Dave & Melody Hill Americana, folk, blues, and rock. 7-9 pm.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Alpha Tango Rock ‘n roll.

9 pm.

saturday 13 Astro Lounge The Eiffels Premiering the newest video, “More,” from L.A. dance-pop trio the Eiffels. With their playful Phoenix-esque melodies and a chorus that is so catchy it should be illegal. 10 pm-midnight.

No cover.

Bend Brewing Company Coyote Willow Folk duo with cello and guitar. 7-9:30 pm.

Bottoms Up Saloon The Bad Cats Dance to live music, great food, and a full bar make this a great place to have fun on Saturday night! 8 pm-midnight. No cover.

Broken Top Bottle Shop Scratchdog Stringband Masterfully mixing upright bass, fiddle, guitar, and banjo with three voices, Scratchdog Stringband has an innovative and dynamic approach to string band music. This trio embraces its inherent bluegrass/ Americana roots while seamlessly incorporating elements of jazz, country, rock, and blues, making for a groove-stompin’, on-your-toes musical experience for audiences and performers alike. 7 pm. Free.

Bowie David Brighton is credited as being the world’s best David Bowie impersonator, with one of the most entertaining tribute acts ever to hit the stage. 8 pm.

Res. seating: $23, $33, $53.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Cocked & Loaded Boylesque These boys are carrying weapons of mass seduction and they aren’t afraid to use them.

Portland’s newest boylesque troupe—that’s burlesque performed by men—brings a fusion of striptease and dance to Bend with seasoned performers Tod Alan, Romeo Bedwell, who balances humor with sex appeal, and Gabriel, a trained dance company member.

8 pm. $12.

sunday 14 Broken Top Bottle Shop The Rugs A cozy quintet with a penchant for layered harmonies, The Rugs play their own kind of throwback rock and straddle several genres, producing alternative rock music with the occasional pop flair. 7 pm.

Dawg House ll Acoustic Jam Session & Open Mic 3:30-6:30 pm. Free.

House Concerts in the Glen John Craigie & Bill Valenti Festival-performing veteran with catchy, foot-tapping, touching, and so-full-of-a-wise-soul indie folk songs is coming back to the Glen! Bill Valenti, one of our favorite “locals.” His lyrics are meaningful, witty, down-home, and thought-provoking, all at the same time. 7-9:30 pm. $15-20.

Powell Butte Community Center Oregon Old Time Fiddlers Second Sunday jam. All ages welcome, non smoking, alcohol free, come listen, and dance. 1-4 pm.

Free, donations accepted.

Checker’s Pub Highway 97 Local band rocks with classic variety! Come help Patrick celebrate his birthday! 8-11:30 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Paul Eddy Country, folk. All ages. 3 pm. No cover.

CHOW Paul Eddy With a voice smoother than a velvet Elvis, artist Paul Eddy sings originals and forgotten gems. 10 am-1 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke 7-9 pm.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Sisters Rodeo Dance & After Parties Live music nightly and Crown Royal locals night! Meet the Crown girls, the rodeo stars, and more! 9:30 pm-1:30 am.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Classic rock and oldies. 6-9 pm. Free.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 21+. 8 pm.

No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Dance Lessons 9 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill The Substitutes Classic rock ‘n roll awaits you. 8:30 pm. $3.

Silver Moon Brewing Like A Rocket Playing the dark and dream laden side of American roots music. They are often described as a mix of Willie Nelson and Pink Floyd, with a touch of American Recordings era Cash.

There’s plenty of boot scootin’ but then have a seat and listen to the laments of a death row lost soul. It’s like a vision of a broken whiskey bottle on a late night sidewalk. 9 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Canaan Canaan Japanese singer-songwriter, who will sing in both Japanese and English. 3-5 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm.

No cover.

The Belfry Hobbs the Band After a successful debut performance at Sisters Folk Festival in 2012, the band set up shop in a retrofitted warehouse in a Sisters industrial park. That hometown pride continues with what is effectively a three-day Sisters Rodeo after party. So hop on that saddle and ride. 8 pm. $5.

The Lifeline Taphouse Burnin’ Moonlight Enjoy the outside party, the fire, spirited bluegrass, blues, and swing from Scott Foxx, Jim Roy, and Maggie J. 7-10 pm. No cover.

Tower Theatre Space Oddity—Tribute to David

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monday 15 tuesday 16 Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays 8 pm. No cover.

Bamboo Room DJ Shane 7 pm. No cover.

Crow’s Feet Commons Genders & BDY Bag The first in our Summer Concerts Series will feature the fine folks in Genders and BDY BAG. Come down and join us in Mirror Pond Plaza for a great evening of free music and fun! 6 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Cocktail Cabaret: Bend Backwards Eleven singers will perform solos, duets, and more at this unique cabaret. Experience favorite songs in a different light as males will perform female musical selections and women will sing male musical selections. Presented by Topsoil Theatrics and hosted by Julianna Erdesz who performed at March’s sold out Cocktail Cabaret. 9 pm. $16 adv., $10 door.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages.

6:30 pm. No cover.

Les Schwab Amphitheater The Doobie Brothers and Pat Simmons Jr. The four-time Grammy winning Doobie Brothers continue to write and record new material & tour the world, all while breaking new creative ground in the exploration of their musical connection with Nashville. With the release of their new record Southbound, a collaboration with top country stars from today, they are poised to introduce a new generation to these infectious, toe-tapping, iconic sing-alongs. 6:30 pm. $38-$79.

Seven Nightclub Rockstar Karaoke 8 pm.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Grace Askew Old timey, twangy, steel guitar with a touch of Shania Twain sass and a salt of the earth sound that belies her youth. The former “Voice” contestant, whose music is frequently described as “blunty” (blues + country), draws inspiration from her Memphis roots and her guardian angel, Elvis. A perfect soundtrack for a roadtrip through the high desert. 8 pm. $5 adv., $7 door.

wednesday 17 Checker’s Pub Denny Bales Open Mic/Jam Night 6-9 pm.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Ladies’ Night Jazz Featuring local female jazz vocalist fronting a full band. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Free.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School JP Harris & the Tough Choices In short, J.P. Harris plays country music. Not “Americana,” not “roots,” “folk,” or any other number of monikers used to describe a slew of spin-off genres; he plays from the foundation of these styles, and sticks to the old-fashioned sounds that have called to him. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic 6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke 8 pm.

Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom 7 pm. No cover.

The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Supersuckers Rock, punk, country. 8-11:45 pm. $15 adv., $20 door.

thursday 18 Astro Lounge Cutz & Crater With DJ Harlow Weekly cocktail event hosted by DJ Harlow. 9 pm-midnight.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards CinderBlue You can never go wrong with the soft, Americana rock ‘n’ roll of CinderBlue. 6-9 pm. $5.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Classic rock and oldies. 6-9 pm. Free.

Kelly D’s Banquet Room Benefit Concert for Soldier’s Songs & Voices We have three talented artists to fill the song circle hour. Dennis Orwig, Linda Quon, and Mike Cross will share songs and stories while Mark Quon and Dan Ericcson will fill the special guest hour with some rare moments never before heard.

7-9 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm.

No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School John Doe with Jesse Dayton Has worked with the Knitters, Jill Sobule, and The Sadies, but is most widely known for his band X and his solo career. 7 pm. No cover.

Midtown Ballroom Steel Pulse Reggae, roots, and dub. Special guests Neil Mangicaro & the Current, DJ Raider, and The Cornel. 9 pm. $27 adv., $30 door.

M&J Tavern Adam Sworob Travis Myrick opens for Adam Sworob. Expect both men to play acoustic guitar and sing original songs as well as a few covers.

Myrick has more soulful vocals, whereas Sworob is more energetic and raw. 8:30 pm.

Northside Bar & Grill Just Us Classic rock tunes.

7 pm.

Northside Bar & Grill Michelle Van Handle Jazz.

6-9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke 8 pm.

Rat Hole Brewpub Stronghold Andy Armor, Richard Taelour, and Jeff Ingram. Classic rock. 7-9 pm.

No cover.

Rat Hole Brewpub Junior Harris & Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B, and jazz. 7-9 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester 6 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Rhythm Dragons & Big Evil Arizona’s rockabilly. 9 pm. $5.

June 11

June 11

Hobbs The Band Locals Night!

ORGONE & ELEKTRAPOD

June 12

June 12

Hobbs The Band Rock for Rodeo

TANGO ALPHA TANGO w/ Bravey Don

The Belfry Presents

The Belfry Presents

The Domino Room Presents

The Volcanic Pub Presents

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Schedule of Events Friday, June 12

10 a.m.

1 p.m. – 6 p.m.

Dog Gone Run awards presentations

Packet Pickup for participants in Dog

Bend Agility Action Dogs demonstration

Gone Run & Pet Pawloooza Walk-a-thon

(continues until 12 p.m.)

Eastside Bend Pet Express

Vendor booths open (continues until 3 p.m.)

420 NE Windy Knolls Dr., Bend

10:30 a.m.

Brendan Booher entertains at the Riverbend

Saturday, June 13

Park Pavilion (until 12:30 p.m.)

7 a.m.- 8:30 a.m.

Contests and raffles begin

Day-of-race registration for Dog Gone

11 a.m.

Run at the Riverbend Park Pavilion

Beer Garden opens (continues until 3 p.m.)

7 a.m.- 9 a.m.

Day-of-event registration for Pet Pawlooza

12 p.m.

Deschutes County Sheriff K-9 demonstrations

Walk-a-thon at the Riverbend Park Pavilion

(continues until 2 p.m.)

9 a.m.

1 p.m.

Dog Gone Run 5K fun run/walk begins

The Quons entertain at the Riverbend Park

(see course map on Page 3)

Pavilion (continues until 3 p.m.)

9:30 a.m.

3 p.m.

Pet Pawlooza Walk-a-thon begins

Pet Pawlooza Festival ends

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Bronze Sponsors: Dancin’ Woofs Compassionate Training & Daycare McKernan Enterprises Neil Fingerhut

Supporters:

Come in to BPE to get your favorite Summer essentials!

All About You Engraving

Juniper Golf Course

Applebee’s

McGrath’s Fish House

Atlas Cider

Ridgeview High School

Big-O-Bagels

Straw Propeller

Ruff Wear Life Vests: For the water lover in every pup-

Bend Parks & Recreation

Strictly Organic Coffee

Cascade Lakes Brewing Co.

Studio Absolute

these are essential & they will last a very long time. The handle on top of the vest makes life easier for you and your pup while your out on the water.

Comfort Suites

Three Creeks Brewing

Dawg Grog

Wild Chewz

Earth Rated

Wonder Dog Apparel

Eberhard’s Dairy

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FootZone

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HydroFlask

Z’Onion Creative

Impact Graphix and Signs

Musher’s Secret: This product goes on like a salve. It creates a moisturizing barrier for sensitive paws from the hot Summer concrete.

Dawg Grog: Now you can pour some cold brew for your pup in a fun and easy way that has a delicious flavor and packed full of vegetarian K9 specific glucosamine with essential vitamins and minerals for your dogs health and well being.

Our New Fortify Mud Bath: Keep your four-legged friend

Friends of the Festival: Able General Contracting LLC

Jan Even & Thomas Osborne

Dana Barron

John & Linda Holland

Patricia Bowling

Gail Kimbell & Ed Stryker

Jerry & Pam Boysen

J.R. Price Travel Agency

Central Oregon Veterinary Group

Kirby Nagelhout Construction Co.

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EXPERIENCE THE SOUL, FUNK, AND AFRO-DISCO OF ORGONE AT THE DOMINO ROOM, 6/11.

Music

6:30-7:20pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-233-6490. $40.

Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band is a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the Central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. Wednesdays. City of Bend Fire Department West Station, 1212 SW Simpson Ave. 541-633-3225.

Free.

Adult Jazz Dance Class Love to dance? Join the Jazz Dance Collective for adult intermediate jazz dance class. Styles include Broadway, lyrical, Latin, and contemporary. May have opportunity to perform with JDC. JDC is part of Bend Dance Project, a nonprofit organization that promotes dance in Bend. Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10 drop-in donation (first class free).

Celebrating Pete Seeger & the Power of Song Through words, stories, and songs we will celebrate the life and legacy of singer, songwriter, and activist Pete Seeger, for whom the Gathering Hall of the new Unitarian Universalist church is named. Performance, singalongs, and stories. All are welcome! June 14, 1:30-3pm. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908. Free.

Community Orchestra of Central Oregon Rehearsals The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary, but there are monthly dues. For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Tuesdays, 6:45-9pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way. Young Artists Scholarship Concert Celebrating the twentieth year of the Young Artists Scholarship program the Sunriver Music Festival has been lucky enough to award $372,100 to 123 Central Oregon music students. The 2015 YAS concert will will showcase the exceptional talent of these young artists. June 14, 7-8:30pm. Holy Trinity Catholic Church, 18143 Cottonwood Rd. 541-593-1084. Free admission with all donations will go directly towards the Young Artists Scholarship fund.

Dance

Six Count Slow Lindy Hop Learn the basic Lindy steps using the six count rhythm. This class uses slow lindy hop music so everyone can get into the groove comfortably! No partner necessary. Tuesday, June 16,

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30 pm. Individualized attention for beginner dancers in a friendly and supportive environment.

No partner needed! Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance salsa in a friendly group class setting. Progressive four-class series starting on the first Thursday of each month.

Drop-ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm.

Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Beginner Waltz Waltz is the best dance to begin when learning partnership dancing. It is elegant and simpler in the beginning than other dances. It has music unique to itself and we will get you moving confidently around the dance floor! No partner necessary.

Wednesday, June 10, 7:30-8:20pm and Wednesday, June 17, 7:30-8:20pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-233-6490. $40.

Beyond Beginner Cha Cha This course is great for those wanting to add some patterns to their Cha Cha. We will also be introducing Latin hip motion into your dancing as well as technique to sharpen up your moves! No partner necessary. Wednesday, June 10, 6:30-7:20pm and Wednesday, June 17, 6:30-7:20pm.

Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3.

541-233-6490. .$40.

Conscious Ecstatic Dance Celebrate the joy of free-form, expressive dance. Discover the power of movement for alchemical personal transformation.

Dancing freely is the best practice for healing and liberating your body, mind, and spirit. Sponsored by PULSE: The Alchemy of Movement. Wednesdays, 7-8:30pm. 360-870-6093. $10.

Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns.

Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. Suite 3. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

Latin Wednesdays Starting with a Latin dance lesson (salsa, bachata, cha cha cha, and merengue, alternating every week). Followed by social dancing to fun energetic Latin rhythms. Come learn some new steps and dance, or just watch and enjoy. The place to get your mid-week Latin dance and music fix! Wednesdays, 7:30-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-325-6676. $5.

Mrs. Marcelle’s School of Dance Join Mrs. Marcelle’s School of Dance in their Spring 2015 recital.

June 18, 6pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Evening show $20 adults, $11 children. Matinee $10 for everyone.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd.

First class is free, future classes are $5.

Wedding Dance Lessons Whether you want to learn something spectacular to surprise your friends or just enough so you don’t trip over your new spouse, Victoria can get you comfortable for your first dance.

It’s fun, sexy, and probably easier than you think!

Ongoing. Allegro Dance, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541-

213-7127. $45/hour, 7th free.

West African Dance Class Every class taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7pm.

Victor Performing Arts, 2700 NE 4th St. Suite 210.

818-636-2465. $10 drop-in.

Local Arts The A6 Collection A6 breaks out its private collection of original prints, artist books, and fine press books for public viewing. Works by art heavyweights Robert Rauschenberg, Adrian Van Suchtelen, Gendron Jenson, and Joseph Mugnaini demonstrate the breadth and depth of printmaking and book arts. Art Talk, “Touring the A6 Collection,” on Friday, June 12 at 6 pm. Mondays-Fridays, 9:30am-7pm, Saturdays, 10am6pm, and Sundays, noon-5pm. Through June 28. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. Free.

Art StART Experience the extraordinary world of art as you and your child draw, paint, create collage masterpieces, and more! Drawing and painting tools help your child develop fine motor skills, as well as ignite their creative thinking and self-expression. A caregiver must accompany each child. No child under two should be present during class. Projects vary each session. All supplies included. Sundays, 9:30-10:45am.

Through June 28. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $38.25, non-member: $45.

Art Talk: Touring the A6 Collection A6 founder Patricia Clark discusses the artists and techniques on display in June’s exhibit, “The A6 Collection.” June 12, 6-7pm. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541330-8759. $5 suggested donation.

ARTist Saturdays! Join us in bringing a seasonal ARTist Saturday event to our local community! Over 40+ vendors. We are opening our doors every third month, on the second Saturday of each month, located at 50 SE Scott St. Suite 1 & 2, Bend in the Armature Building. Saturday, March 14, 10am-5pm and Saturday, June 13, 10am-5pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. Free.

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Talk to us about jobs we are working on now, including:

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Send your resume to centraloregonjobs@bbishq.com or Stop by our office at 497 SW Century near the westside safeway.

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JP HARRIS AND THE TOUGH CHOICES PERFORM PURE COUNTRY MUSIC AT MCMENAMINS OLD ST. FRANCIS, 6/17. PHOTO BY RYAN SMITH. Artventure with Judy Artist led painting event!

No experience necessary! Fee includes canvas and supplies, food and beverages may be ordered from the Summit. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 NW Oregon Ave. $25 pre-paid.

Dreams of Steel Artist reception for Joseph Balsamo at The Dastardly Arts. Josephs unique metal art creations will be on display and for sale. Live music provided by Sam Fisher of Tuck and Roll. June 12, 6-9pm. Dastardly Arts, 740 SE 9th St. Suite 13. Free.

Presentations Cheers to Art! A6 hosts a monthly art appreciation night that blends books, presentations, local libations, and occasional surprises like live music, cinema, and theatre, for a lively look at great artists and art movements in history. Every third Wednesday, 7-8:30pm.

A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. $10 suggested donation.

Escape Your Ordinary with MOsley WOtta This summer, libraries across the country are encouraging adults to escape the ordinary. Who better to help get us into the extra-ordinary than MOsley WOtta, aka Jason Graham? He’ll lead us on an exploration of how we can escape our own ordinary—how we can get out of expectations and standards to reach a deeper state of creativity. June 16, 6-7pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1034. Free.

Jon Stewart Talk & Slideshow Bend author Jonathan Stewart shares a talk and slideshow based on his newest book, Walking Away from the Land: Change at the Crest of a Continent, a firsthand account of his 3,100mile trek the length of the Continental Divide Trail.

From the Mexican border to the Canadian rockies, he takes us on an incredible odyssey while shedding light on the dramatic climatic and ecological changes taking place in our rapidly transforming world.

Refreshments will be served. June 12 & June 13, 6:308pm. Paulina Springs Books-Redmond, 422 SW Sixth St. 541-526-1491. June 13, 6:30-8pm. Paulina Springs Books-Sisters, 252 W Hood Ave. 541-549-0866. $5 (refunded upon purchase of featured book).

The Owyhee River Journals Join author Bonnie Olin for a journey into the Canyonlands of the Owyhee

River. Very little is written about the Owyhee. Olin’s book, The Owyhee River Journals, is one of only two full color books on the subject, and the only book which includes 125 full color photos of the most remote regions of the entire river system in Idaho and Oregon.

Books will be available for sale. June 10, noon-1pm.

Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1032. Free.

Healthy Lifestyle with Ayurveda Join us for a special presentation on the science of Ayurveda by expert, Sally Champa. Sally will give us a brief history of Ayurveda, talk about the fundamentals of the Ayurvedic constitution, how and when we get out of balance, how to bring the mind and body and spirit into balance and in harmony with nature, and the spiritual side of Ayurveda: how to use it to reach a higher consciousness and awareness. June 14, 5:15-6:30pm.

Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. Free.

Scott Cook and Aimee Wade Author Talk & Slideshow Scott Cook and Aimee Wade will present a talk and slideshow based on their newest book, PDXccentric: An Odyssey of Portland Oddities. Their new book is dubbed “a guidebook of the curious by the curious for the curious.” Cook is the author of the popular guidebook Bend Overall. This book continues his tradition of ferreting out all the quirky, fun things to see and do, and presenting them for you to explore.

It’s a great book for anyone new to Portland, though those familiar with the city will also discover odd surprises. Refreshments will be served. June 18, 6:308pm. Paulina Springs Books-Redmond, 422 SW Sixth St. 541-526-1491. $5, admission will be refunded upon purchase of the featured book.

Phylogenies & Changing Field Guides: An Evolutionary Tale Where the heck are the falcons? Join Jim Moodie, COCC Biology Professor, as he explains how the study of birds’ genes is changing our views of how bird species are related to one another and the evolutionary relationships, called phylogenies, between bird groups. These new methodologies are being used in birding field guides that incorporate this data to change the order in which species groups are presented. This has led to some radical, head scratching changes in where to find certain groups, like falcons, in the guides. June 18, 6:30-8:30pm. The

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Theater The Cemetery Club Three Jewish widows meet once a month for tea before going to visit their husband’s graves. Ida is sweet-tempered and ready to begin a new life, Lucille is a feisty embodiment of the girl who just wants to have fun, and Doris is priggish and judgmental, particularly when Sam the butcher enters the scene. He meets the widows while visiting his wife’s grave. Doris and Lucille squash the budding romance between Sam and Ida. They are guilt stricken when this nearly breaks Ida’s heart. Opening night champagne reception 6:30-7:30 pm, June 12. Fri, June 12, 7:30pm, Sat, June 13, 7:30pm, Sun, June 14, 3pm, and Thurs, June 18, 7:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $19 adults, $16 student/senior.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum A non-stop laugh-fest in which Pseudolus, a crafty slave, struggles to win the hand of a beautiful but slow-witted courtesan named Philia, for his young master, Hero, in exchange for freedom. The plot twists and turns with cases of mistaken identity, slamming doors, and a showgirl or two. This unforgettable, hysterical musical allows a terrific ensemble of comedic actors to shine-something for everyone, “a comedy tonight!” Fri, June 12, 7:30pm, Sat, June 13, 7:30pm, Sun, June 14, 2pm, and Thurs, June 18, 7:30pm. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-389-0803. $20 adult, $16 senior, $13 student.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show It is just a step to the left, and the crew from 2nd Street Theater is reprising the ‘70s cult classic movie starring Meatloaf and a sexually repressed Susan Sarandon in the monster mash of hormones, British humor, Frankenstein, and audience participant dance numbers.

Attending is definitely a bucket list requirement. Sat, June 13, 11:45pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $10 for general, $15 for front row.

Words Author Presentation—Jennifer Magnuson A special evening with author Jennifer Magnuson discussing her travel memoir Peanut Butter & Naan: Stores of an American Mom in the Far East. We’ll discuss the writing process, current publishing environment, and author’s role in marketing. June 12, 6:30-8:30pm.

Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. 541-548-4138.

Free.

Don’t Blink: Writing Group for Mothers Join writer Sarah Cyr on a journey that will help you record this very special moment in your life as a new parent witnessing your son or daughter grow and change, and explore how the transition to motherhood is impacting you. A group session will consist of 2-3 writing prompts to help unearth memories and stories and make them come alive. Connect with fellow mothers in our area—you could meet friends for life here! Visit sarahcyr.com for more details and to sign up. Sun, June 14, 10-11am. Sarah Cyr’s Home, 1804 NW Element Pl. 541-480-7732. $15 for two group sessions.

The Library Book Club Discuss Mr. Penumbra’s 24-hour Bookstore by Robin Sloan. June 11, noon-1pm.

Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1055. Free.

Bend Boy’s Choir New musical group is forming this summer for boys ages 7-12. We will sing music from Bach to the Beatles and more. Call or go online for more info or to sign up. Tuesdays, 5:30-6:45pm.

Through June 30. Cascade School of Music, 200 NW Pacific Park Ln. 541-382-6866. $85 for summer session.

Northwest Author Q&A Jennifer Hillman-Magnuson is a Northwest writer and mother of five who has lived in India and Abu Dhabi. After having been born in the Seattle area and then moving to Bend. In June 2010, Jennifer, husband Bob, and five children ages 1-14 moved to Chennai in southeast India. June 12, 6:30-7:30pm. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20.

541-318-7242. Free.

Bend Boys Choir Sing everything from Bach to the Beatles while having fun and learning important musical concepts. For boys ages 7-12. Call or go online for more info or to register. Tuesdays. Through June 23.

Cascade School of Music, 200 NW Pacific Park Ln. 541-382-6866.

Poetry Slam Come with a poem (or two or three) to share or just come and enjoy local poets share their talents. William Gregory is emcee. June 16, 6:308:30pm. Unity Community of Central Oregon, 62855 Powell Butte Hwy. 541-390-8244. $10.

Tim Shaner & Karen McPherson Eugene poets Karen McPherson and Tim Shaner are professors by day—McPherson teaches French at University of Oregon and Shaner teaches writing at Lane Community College. But each also writes poetry that is a meditation on the natural world. Fun facts: McPherson is the one-time founder of the Rainbow commune and Shaner is, essentially, a Doctor of Poetry. June 14, 2pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free.

Walking Pilgrimage in France Denise Fainberg will talk about walking ancient pilgrimage trails in France and read from her new book, Walking through Sunflowers: through Deepest France on the Road to Compostela.

June 13, 4-5:30pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Call For Volunteers Call for Volunteers & Cultural Ambassadors The Latino Community Association is seeking Central Oregon residents who would like to represent their cultural heritage at our 9th Annual Festival of Cultures on September 26th from 10am-5pm in Redmond.

Host a booth with information about your heritage to educate our community. Table and chairs provided. $20 event food voucher offered in exchange for your participation. Mondays-Fridays. Through Aug. 28.

Latino Community Association, 412 SW 8th St. 541382-4366.

Gatekeeper Program Through the Gatekeeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. We also give examples of Gatekeeper referrals and how COCOA is able to connect clients with needed services and programs. Typically training presentations are about 20 minutes and include a PowerPoint program. Wednesdays, 1-3pm. Central Oregon Council on Aging, 373 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-678-5483, Ext. 116. Mileage reimbursement at .56 a mile.

The Clarion Call A great opportunity to have Central Oregon youth exposed to live stage experience in a most friendly environment. Come meet other students earnestly striving to become their “inner performer.” All instructors are encouraged to bring their students down for lunch and an engaging experience they will certainly enjoy. Full professional sound system that will bring ‘em back for more. Dare to be there.

Saturday, June 13, noon-2pm. Kelly D’s Banquet Room, 1012 SE Cleveland Ave. 541-390-0921. Free.

East Bend LEGO® Block Party All ages. Read! Build! Play! Join other builders and a gazillion LEGO® pieces. Wed, June 17, 2:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3760. Free.

East Bend Rockie Tales Ages 3-5. Learn about the world through puppets and stories. June 11, 9:30am.

East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3760. Free.

Fun Hang Out Days A safe and fun place to drop off your kids this summer while you work, run errands, or have a fun day or your own. Kids will have opportunity to arts, crafts, music, science experiments, academic, and social activities/games, and just have some fun! 3-7 years old and 8-13 years. Mondays-Fridays, 12:30-5:30pm. Through Sept. 4. Samara Learning Center, 1735 SW Chandler Ave. 541-419-3324. $18.

Kids & Cairns We’ll hike down into a canyon carved by Whychus Creek, explore around the creek, and then learn about rock cairns. Listen to stories of these miniature rock towers and then build your own to tell your story. Perfect for kids ages 6-12 with a grown-up in tow. Registration is required. Challenging, ~3-4 mile hike. June 13, 9am-noon. Whychus Canyon Preserve, outside Sisters. 541-330-0017. Free.

La Pine LEGO® Block Party All ages. Read! Build! Play! Join other builders and a gazillion LEGO® pieces.

Thursday, June 18, 1:30pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1090. Free.

La Pine Meet a Real Hero All ages. Meet and learn from real heroes who don’t wear capes but can teach a lot about courage, safety, and health. June 17 cop dog and June 24 therapy dog. Wednesday, June 17, 10:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1090. Free.

Mighty Bikes Summer Mountain Biking Ages 9-12. Ability-based Mountain Biking Skills Progressions with great coaches who make every ride a fun adventure. Choose 5 or 10 weeks; and one to four days per week. We provide transportation from our office out to the trails each morning in our Adventure Bus. Please come a few minutes early. Mondays-Thursdays. Through Aug. 20. Bend Endurance Academy, 500 SW Bond St. Suite 142. 541-335-1346. $120.

Music, Movement & Stories Ages 3-5. Encourage fun with music and develop skills. Space is limited.

Thurs, June 18, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free.

Pajama Party Ages 0-5. Evening storytime with songs, rhymes, and crafts. Wear your PJs! Wednesday, June 10, 6:45pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free.

Random Fandom Ages 12-17. Celebrate your favorite fandom after hours at your library. Come in costume!

Registration required. June 12, 6:30-8:30pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond.

541-312-1050. Free.

Sisters Pajama Party Ages 0-5. Evening storytime with songs, rhymes, and crafts. Wear your PJs! Wednesday, June 17, 6:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

Story Time Second Friday of every month, 11am. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. 541-318-7242. Free.

Sunriver Meet a Real Hero All ages. Meet and learn from real heroes who don’t wear capes but can teach a lot about courage, safety, and health. June 17 firefighters, July 8 Search & Rescue K9 at Three Rivers School, 56900 Enterprise Dr., and July 22 Olympic gymnast. Wednesday, June 17, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-312-1080. Free.

Sunriver Zip! Zap! Pow! Comic Artfest Ages 12-17. Make superhero and comic book magnets. Create Lichtenstein-inspired self portraits. June 16, 1:30-3pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-312-1080. Free.

Teen Lock-In Ages 12-17. Kick off summer reading at your library’s annual teen lock-in. Games, food, movies! Registration required. June 12, 7-11pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097.

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Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Susie at 541-526-1380.

Mondays-Fridays. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd. 541-526-1380.

Tech Expert for Short-Term Sharepoint Project Heart of Oregon Corps is seeking a Microsoft SharePoint savvy individual who would be willing to volunteer their time to help us set up, utilize, and maintain a SharePoint Team Site. The agency is spread across five separate sites in Central Oregon and rapidly growing in numbers. As we grow we must become more efficient for simple tasks such as sharing and updating our cross-agency calendar, collaborating on important documents, and general communication across our programs and sites. This will allow the staff more time to focus on our mission and the youth we serve. Mondays-Fridays, 8am-3pm. Heart of Oregon Corps, PO Box 279. 541-633-7834.

Trail Crew Support Volunteer Heart of Oregon Corps is looking for a few volunteers interested in spending time with our crews as they work on projects around Central Oregon. The dream team of volunteers would have a natural history educator, a writer/journalist, a photographer, a local historian, etc.

Regardless of skills or knowledge, if you are interested in getting outdoors this summer, please consider coming out on a project with HOC. We believe that everyone has something to offer, even if it’s simply lopper skills. So, come on out and see what we are about! Mondays-Thursdays. Through June 25. Heart of Oregon Corps, PO Box 279. 541-633-7834.

Volunteer—Advisory Board Partners in Service Advisory organization members are concerned men and women who voluntarily use their professional skills and knowledge of the community to make a practical difference for their neighbors, strengthening The Salvation Army’s ability to serve. Mondays-Sundays, 1-2pm. Bend, RSVP for address. 541-389-8888.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details and information on the application process. Mondays-Fridays.

Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated from apparel to electronics.

Share your knowledge and get a great workout, too!

The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the operations of our high-save shelter and our volunteers at the thrift store contribute directly to the care of our animals by making sure that all of our donations are processed and ready to purchase. Mondays-Sundays, 9am. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

WWOLF at Juniper Jungle Farm Join us for a day of work on a local farm. Meet the farmers, learn how the farm operates and help work on some projects. In return you will get a great lunch, some lively conversation and a wonderful day in the Central Oregon countryside. There will be projects for all ages and abilities.

June 14, 10am-3pm. Central Oregon Locavore, 1216 NE First St. 541-383-7766. Free, but please register.

Race and Competition Calendar Dog Gone Run The Dog Gone Run is a dog-friendly 5K run/walk benefiting BrightSide Animal Center in Redmond. This is the only race in Central Oregon designed for people and their dogs. Awards will be given to the three fastest male and female finishers with their dogs. There will also be age group awards for runners. June 13, 9am. Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. $40.

Dirty Half A locals’ favorite trail half marathon that takes place on the single track trails just west of Bend and inspired its own beer! Event raises funds for the Deschutes Land Trust and is put on by FootZone. June 14, 7am. FootZone, 842 N Wall St. $40.

Tour des Chutes 5K Sign Up Party Sign up for the Tour des Chutes 5k tonight, and enjoy a complimentary pint of beer or Humm Kombucha and a race sticker! June 18, 4-6pm. FootZone, 842 N Wall St.

Classes 3D Printing Basics This class will introduce how a 3D Printer works and what you can do with it. You’ll find out about the process of designing what you want to print and how you can start printing your projects at DIYcave. June 13, 10am-1pm. DIYcave, 444 SE 9th St. $20.

American Red Cross Certified Lifeguard Training Pre-Requisites: Must be at least 15 years old. (Must show ID). Swim 300 yards continuously to demonstrate breath control and rhythmic breathing. Swim using front crawl/breaststroke/combo of both. Tread water for 2 minutes using legs. Complete a timed event starting in the water, swim 20 yards (no goggles), surface dive (feet-first or head-first), to 7-feet to retrieve a 10-pound brick from the pool bottom.

Return to the surface, and swim 20-yards on the back to the starting point with both hands on the brick. Exit the water without using ladder or stairs. 100 percent class attendance required for certification Wednesday, June 10, 3-5pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. 541-585-3714. $150.

Bee School 2015 We are very excited to bee working with Naomi Price and Richard Nichols (The Hive Man) of the Prineville Honey Bee Mentoring Partnership for a year of promoting a healthier ecosystem through organic beekeeping. Every other Saturday, 11am-1pm.

Through Oct. 17. SmudgieGoose Farm, 19221 NE O’Neil Hwy. 541-215-0357.

Botanical Illustration Workshop This two-day weekend workshop will guide you through the fundamentals of botanical illustration and watercolor painting through a series of straightforward steps.

Gain the tools to create beautiful, realistic illustrations with local artist Jeanne Debons. Supplies included.

Reservations required. June 13, 9:30am-4pm and June 14, 9:30am-4pm. Sunriver Nature Center & Observatory, 57245 River Rd., Sunriver. 541-593-4394. $140.

Business Start-Up Do you have a great idea that you

think could be a successful business, but just don’t know how to get started? Cover the basics in this two-hour class and decide if running a business is for you. Thursday, June 18, 11am-1pm. Redmond COCC Campus Technology Education Center, 2324 NE College Loop. 541-383-7290. $29.

Camp Fire Axe A four day, overnight event, for high school youth who are interested in investigating a career as a Fire/Medic. Over the course of four days the campers will receive the same training as professional Fire/Medics. The goal of CFA is to ensure that our campers know what a career in the Fire Service is really like so that they may make an educated career choice for their futures. Register soon. Thurs, June 18, 7am-10:30pm. Bend Fire Station #305, 63377 Jamison St. 541-815-7501. $200 with scholarships available.

Census Data for Grant Writers Learn how to make the most of census data when writing grants with Census Data Dissemination Specialist Linda Clark.

Geared towards grant writing professionals as well as the novice data user, participants will learn about the benefits of using census data in grant proposals.

Space is limited and registration is required. Register online at deschuteslibrary.org. June 17, 1:30-4:30pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541617-7080. Free.

Clay Open Studio Sundays Pursue your studio practice at a comfortable pace. Limited to students, hobbyists, and artists who are independent in their studio work. Bring your own tools, or purchase at the studio. Clay $15/bag and firings $.025/cubic inch.

Sundays, 11am-2pm. Through June 28. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $63.75, non-member: $75.

Communicating for Life Join Bryn Hazell for this life changing workshop series. Topics: A Consciousness of Compassion and Our Culture, Four Tools to Create Compassion, Connecting with Ourselves So We Can Connect with Others, Appreciations, Celebrations, and Gratitudes, Viewing Conflict as an Opportunity to Connect, Understanding Empathic Listening vs. Our Cultural Habits, Clarifying Our Choices and Working with Anger and Thinking Habits, Creating a Compas-

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BATON ROUGE ROOTS BAND, MULLIGAN BROTHERS, SHARE THEIR BLEND OF AMERICANA, FOLK, ALT. COUNTRY, AT VOLCANIC THEATRE PUB, 6/11. COURTESY OF VOLCANIC THEATRE PUB. sionate Practice with a Personal Plan and Practice.

Participants are asked to obtain the book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Tuesdays. Through June 23. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Dr. Suite 203. 541-728-0878. Suggested donation $80, no one turned away for limited funds.

Encuastic Collage Mini Workshop In an evening you’ll learn the basics of how to collage using encaustic (wax) instead of glue. The mini workshop includes all wax and encaustic media and two 8 x 8 inch deep cradled wood panels. We will provide you with a variety of papers, magazines, and images to play with but feel free to bring your own too! You’ll go home with up to two encaustic collage artworks. June 11, 6-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6.

347-564-9080. $65.

Figure Drawing Drop-In Salon Develop your skills at our live model figure drawing salon hosted by Workhouse studio members Christian Brown and Abney Wallace. The salon is open to all levels. Newsprint will be available but participants are encouraged to bring their own easel and materials. Tuesdays, 8-10pm.

Through Aug. 25. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $15.

German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-595-0318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students.

Handmade Paper Flowers Using crepe papers in a variety of textures and colors, you’ll learn how create beautiful, life-size flower forms. At the end of the session you will go home with as many paper flowers as you can make, knowledge of how to make more of your own, as well as some supplies to practice at home. This class is great for socializing while you craft! June 14, 1-3:30pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $65.

Intro to Digital Photography Discover the possibilities of creating digital images in this fun introductory three week series. This course will introduce you to the mechanics of a digital camera and show you how intentional images are created. We will cover the basic way to use a Digital SLR camera in manual mode and learn to identify how different in-camera effects are created (light painting, bokeh, etc). The class will end with our very own fine art photography exhibit.

Sun, June 14, 4-6:30pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $300.

Japanese Group Lessons We offer group lessons for all ages, both beginners, and advanced students.

Reservations required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 3-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $20 lesson or $80 for five lessons.

Japanese Group Lesson We offer group lessons for all ages, both beginners, and advanced students.

Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. $10, plus $5 material fee.

Launch Your Business Are you about to start or are you in the early stages of running your own business?

Avoid costly mistakes and position yourself for success by covering essential details. Three one-onone daytime business advising sessions combined with three Thursday evening workshop presentations (5/28, 6/11 & 6/25). Initial advising sessions take place before first class during the week starting May 18; register early to set up your first meeting! Thurs, June 11, 6-9pm. Redmond COCC Campus Technology Education Center, 2324 NE College Loop. 541-3837290. $199.

Minecraft Characters & Sets Make your favorite Minecraft characters come alive in a pixelated paper set. Create Steve, creepers, zombies, and more through drawing, cutting, and painting. Every 4 days, 9am-noon. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541617-1317. Member: $76.50, non-member: $90.

Modern Art Collage Collect found objects, design your layout and begin cutting, gluing, and painting. Explore how lines and color animate your Surrealist and Dada inspired collages. June 15-18, 1-4pm. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $76.50, non-member: $90.

Open Computer Lab Practice computer skills, problem-solve with staff, find answers to your e-reader questions! Use a library laptop or bring your own. No registration required. Tuesdays, 1:30-3pm. Through Aug. 26. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1055. Free.

Oriental Palm Reading Class Discover how the brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Wednesdays, 6-7pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. $10.

Paper Mache Sculpture Let’s take an adventure in 3-D! We’ll get slimy and messy in this camp using paper and paste to create unique sculptural masterpieces. June 15-18, 9am-noon. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $76.50, non-member: $90.

Paper Mache Sculpture (Afternoon) Let’s take an adventure in 3-D! We’ll get slimy and messy in this camp using paper and paste to create unique sculptural masterpieces. June 15-18, 1-4pm. Art Station, 313 SW Shevlin Hixon Dr. 541-617-1317. Member: $76.50, non-member: $90.

Re-Pattern Your Life Story This class combines visualization and creative processes (masks, clay, collage) for personal exploration of threads of story directing your life. Then re-weave into a new and empowering self-identity. Led by art therapist Debra Lynne. Mondays, noon-2pm. Through June 29. Unity Community of Central Oregon, 62855 Powell Butte Hwy. 503-309-8671. $75 ($25/class).

Recycle in Style: Scrap Metal Jewelry Making Turn junk to gems with artist Marianne Prodehl. Explore the endless possibilities of repurposing scrap metal by learning techniques of cutting, sculpting, and refining metal from a plethora of found objects. Before you leave class you will have a pair of one of a kind earrings that you have made! Supplies included and no experience necessary. June 18, 6-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $60.

Relationships with Heart & Soul Jane Meyers Hiatt has been teaching relationship classes and coaching couples and individuals on love matters for 20 years.

These monthly classes are her best stuff condensed.

Also available for download, one month after class is offered. Second Sunday of every month, 12:30-2pm.

Through Dec. 13. A 9-month series for singles and couples—every 2nd Sunday, Apr-Dec. These educational classes, led by reputable Relationship Coach, Jane Meyers Hiatt, will help you to better understand and love yourself, as well as, acquire the skills and attitudes you need to find the love you are seeking.

Pre-registration is required. Pay online for a free gift.

Second Sunday of every month, 12:30-2pm. Through Dec. 14. Unity Community of Central Oregon, 62855 Powell Butte Hwy. 541-390-8244. $120 for series.

Flexible payments $15/class.

Setting Healthy Boundaries Workshop With Barbara Largent, MD, physician and healer. Do you know when you’re dealing with someone else’s emotions versus your own? Do you spend your time doing what you “should” instead of what you want? A one day discovery of new tools and practices for setting good energetic boundaries for yourself with your friends, family, co-workers, and life. June 13, 9am-4pm.

Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-550-0907. $50 adv., $65 door.

Shop Orientation Get an overview of the equipment that’s available at DIYcave and find out how you can start using it! June 15, 5-7pm. DIYcave, 444 SE 9th St. Free.

Open Gym Come play with us! Bring your aerial skills, acro ninja moves, juggling clubs, hoops, and more! We have lots of props to use, tumbling mats, and aerial equipment (experienced only) to play with and on.

Mondays, 7:30pm. Bend Circus Center, 911 SE Armour Rd. $5.

Sofa Sessions Would you like to have a meaningful conversation with others in a space where everyone is seen, heard, and accepted? Come join Carol Delmonico for facilitated conversations utilizing the consciousness of NVC, silent listening, and a framework that supports growth, acceptance, and truth. Register: compassionatecenter.org. Mondays, 6:30-8:15pm.

Through June 15. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Dr. Suite 203. 541-385-7437. $60 donation. No one turned away for lack of funds.

Sofa Sessions: The Art and Soul of Courageous Conversation Come join Carol Delmonico for facilitated conversations utilizing the consciousness of NVC, silent listening, and a framework that supports growth, acceptance, and truth. Each week we’ll have the opportunity to explore a specific topic. We’ll choose from topics like: gender, hierarchy, how do you take care of the world, what’s most important to you in relationships, and consumer versus citizen.

Mondays, 6:30-8:15pm. Through June 15. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Dr. Suite 203.

541-385-7437. Donation $60 requested.

Spirit Horse Journey: The Gift of Horse Medicine “Partnering with horses and calling upon their

power, we are drawn into complete harmony with the strength of the equine essence.” Six sessions of horse guided learning and coaching in the stunning outdoors of the Central Oregon High Desert. This is a non-riding experience. A Midsummers Celebration included!

Saturdays, 10am-2pm. Through June 20. Wild Hearts Ranch, 64682 Cook Ave. 541-350-8563. $577.

Tai Chi Chuan & Qigong Beginners and all levels welcome, with weekly review of the form. Healing focus for body and soul, in movement like water, in stillness like a mirror. We will embrace natural breathing and the flow of Universal Life Force healing energy through gentle Tai Chi Chuan & Qigong movement. Wednesdays, 10:15-11:30am. Through Aug. 5. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-3300334. $45/month or $15 drop-in.

Welding Workshop In this hands-on class for beginners, you’ll cut steel with a torch and weld those pieces back together. You’ll be introduced to arc, mig, and gas welding. Wear work clothes and sturdy shoes.

June 11, 6-8:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE 9th St. $30.

West African Drum Class David Visiko teaches rhythms from Guinea, Mali, and Cote’ de Ivory.

Sundays, 3:30-5pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. (behind address). $15 per class.

Events 5th Annual Dean Hale Woodpecker Festival Over many years, the Sisters and the Santiam Pass region have witnessed many forest fires. Burned areas attract bugs which, in turn attract woodpeckers, participants have a chance to see not only common woodpeckers like Hairy and Downy but also much rarer species like White-headed, American Three-toed, and Blackbacked Woodpeckers. Few places in the USA are this woodpecker rich. Each trip, guided by two volunteers and includes up to 10 fellow birders. Thurs, June 18, 8am. Sisters City Creekside Park, Hwy 20 and Jefferson St. $30 full day, $20 half day.

Airflow Club of America 52nd Annual Meet The Airflow Club of America featuring Chrysler & DeSoto Airflow’s from 1934-1937 is having it’s 52nd Annual Meet. The car show will be held Saturday June 20, at the Cascade Mall Shopping Center in conjunction with the annual Cascade Mall Car Show. Wed, June 17 and Thurs, June 18. The River House Convention Center, 3075 US 97 Business. Free.

Benefit for American Cancer Society Dudley’s will donate 30% of all sales during the event! Money raised from this and other community events are used to fund well-needed cancer research, provide programs and resources to cancer patients, their families, and education about early detection. June 13, 6:30-9pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-728-4378. Free. Donations gratefully appreciated.

Community Bingo Open to the public. Concession available. Second Saturday of every month, noon4pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. $15 bingo packets.

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CROP Tours The Crooked River Open Pastures (C.R.O.P) Events are ways for you and your family or friends to experience the farm and ranch life in Central Oregon. A dedicated group of farmers and community members in Crook County are offering these farm tours and rotating Farmer’s Market throughout the summer. Each farm host will have vendors and will offer free tours and other family friendly activities.

Second Saturday of every month, 10am-2pm. Through Oct. 10. Mary Louis, 19900 NW Butler Rd. 603-8313148. Free.

Deadly By Nature: Poison and Venom In our new exhibit you’ll get a live, close-up look at some of the world’s deadliest creatures, including some you would never expect. Join us for a walk through evolutionary time as we explore the adaptations of venomous animals including the long-spined sea urchin and the rear-fanged, ornate, flying snake. Exhibit open until June 29. Mondays. Through June 29. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Free with museum admission.

Exclusive Members’ Opening—Glow: Living Lights Explore how some plants and animals appear to glow in the dark and meet some of these special creatures as you get a sneak-peek at our latest exhibit. Light hors d’oeuvres, no-host bar. June 12, 6:30-8:30pm.

High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-3824754. Members free, guests $5.

Exhibit Opening—Glow: Living Lights Explore the world of bioluminescence where some plants and animals in nature appear to glow in the dark. Learn about the chemical processes that help create fireflies, glow-worms, and some fungi’s light, plus take a look at the alien-like creature found mid-ocean, where it is estimated that 90% of animals produce light. June 13, 9am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541382-4754. $15 adults, $12 children, $9 youth, children 4 and under free.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281. Mondays, 6-9pm.

Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

Pet Pawlooza This four-leg friendly event offers a 5k fun run/walk or walkathon for people and dogs, a leash-free area with activities, live music, and entertainment, as well as a pet festival with animal related vendors. Top off the day with food and beers, includ-

ing Dawg Grog for furry friends. June 13, 7-8:45am.

Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. Dog Gone Run $40, Pet Festival is free.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us every Tuesday for our Cash Cup Pool Tournament. Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! Grab some food from our new menu, and stay and have some fun. We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night! APA rules (if you’re curious, just ask). Winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

Porsches On the High Desert The High Desert Porsche Club is hosting a “Show & Shine” car show.

Come on out, see some great cars, and vote for your favorite. June 13, 8am-1pm. Des Chutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave. 425-269-5470. Free.

Portland Regional Horseless Carriage Club Car Show We’ll have over 50 antique cars—including one that runs on steam! Plus the people who restored, maintain, and love them here to answer your questions! June 17, 6-9pm. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards, 70450 NW Lower Valley Dr. $5.

Preventative Walk in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, microchips, toenail trims, and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1.

Public Bingo Every Thursday, doors open at 4:30 pm. Food and beverages available. Must be 18. Visit Bendelkslodge.org or call for info. Thursdays, 6pm.

Through Dec. 3. Bend Elks Lodge #1371, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-389-7438. Starter pack $21 (27 games), $10 minimum buy-in.

Second Saturday at WAAAM Air and Auto Museum WAAAM Air and Auto Museum opens the doors to run some of its antique airplanes and cars. Visitors watch airplane operations up close and may get to ride in old cars. Open 9-5. Activities 10-2. Lunch 11-1.

Second Saturday of every month, 9am-5pm. Western Antique Aeroplane and Automobile Museum, 1600 Air Museum Road. 541-308-1600. $6-$14.

Trivia Tuesdays Pick your smartest friends to make teams of two-to-five people for a mind-bending game

of trivia. A new host each week comes up with six categories with six questions in each category. The team with the most points wins swag! Another fun night at The Lot with great food, beer, and friends. Come join! Interested in being a trivia host? Email: info@ thelotbend.com for details. Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.

United Senior Citizens of Bend Bingo Bingo for adults of all ages. Second Saturday of every month, noon-4pm.

Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

Meetings Praise & Perfection What a joy-killer judgment can be yet at times praise feels false. But isn’t excellence important? Where is the balance? Rev. Antonia Won speaking. Childcare available. June 14, 10:30-11:30am.

Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908.

Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing.

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BendUbs Car Club Monthly Meet Owners of all makes, models, and vintages of European cars are welcome to join our community of enthusiasts. The club’s Monthly Meets are held at Cascade Lakes Lodge on the second Sunday of every month. BendUbs car club members host an annual charity show’n shine, participate in car shows and sanctioned racing.

Visit bendubs.com or like us www.Facebook.com/ bendubsCC for info on local events. Second Sunday of every month, 7-9pm. Cascade Lakes Lodge, 1441 SW Chandler Ave. 541-325-2114. Free.

City Club of Central Oregon It is a lunch discussion, but don’t expect this City Club forum to turn into a food fight. They are way too civil for that. But if information and insights are what you want, there’s no better place for lunch today. Third Thursday of every month, 11:30am. St. Charles Center for Health and Learning, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-633-7163. $20/$35.

Communicators Plus Toastmasters Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr., Suite 110. 541-388-6146.

Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome.

Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. Grief Support Group When someone you love dies it can be a challenging time. Take time to take care of yourself, to meet with others, and find that you are not alone. Sponsored by St. Charles Hospice. Second Thursday of every month, 2:30-4pm. St. Charles Medical Center, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-706-6700. Free.

Lyme Disease Group of Central Oregon The group is for anyone fighting Lyme Disease or anyone supporting the ones they love fighting Lyme disease.

This group is intended to grow into a place of love and support for individuals healing from Lyme disease.

A place where they can share their stories and learn from others including lyme literate doctor recommendations, diet, lifestyle, and thriving in a life with Lyme Disease. There will also be demonstrations and speakers from the surrounding areas addressing various aspects of living with Lyme Disease. Second Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free.

Newcomers Club of Bend Hospitality Coffee For women wishing to explore membership in a club offering new friendships and a variety of activities.

Email ncobhospitality@gmail.com or call 541-6105003 to RSVP and get directions to this event. June 16, 10am-noon. Newcomers Club of Bend, P.O. Box 7972. 541-610-5003. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays noon, Saturdays 9:30am, and Thursdays noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844.

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Sports Event Adaptive Cycle Clinic The Adaptive Cycle Program is a three week program that includes training on hand cycles as well as other adaptive bikes and introductory

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Pre registration is required. Open to individuals with a physical disability, TBI, or mobility impairment ages 14 and up. Wed, June 10, 4:30-5:45pm. Oregon Adaptive Sports, 63025 O.B. Riley Rd. Suite 12. 541-306-4774. $30.

The Blitz Formally known as Blitz to the Barrel, The Blitz is announcing a new course and finish line experience for this year’s race. With three chances to win cash prizes along the route, plus an arm-wrestling championship, beer, and barbecue at the finish, the fun isn’t just for the riders. June 11, 5pm. Tetherow, 61240 Skyline Ranch Rd. Free to spectators.

Far West Championship Horse Show This years show includes: American saddlebreds, Hackney ponies, friesians, roadsters, andalusians, Welsh ponies, carriage driving, dressage, opportunity western dressage, trail, academy, working equitation, all-breed opportunity classes! Wed, June 17 and Thurs, June 18. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond.

Oregon Senior Games Competitors from around the country will gather in Bend for an unforgettable weekend of athleticism and fun. Spend your morning

shaking it up on the shuffleboard court and your afternoon hitting the hiking trails. Athletes ages 50 and older can compete in one of the sixteen sports offered. It’s a great chance to test your mettle against other seniors while enjoying a getaway to the outdoor playground of the West. Wed, June 17, 8am and Thurs, June 18. Visit Bend, Visit Bend, 750 NW Lava Rd. Suite 160, Bend, OR 97701. 541-382-8048. Price depends on event, visit us online for more info: oregonseniorgames.com.

Sisters Rodeo Sisters has cornered the (Central Oregon) market of kitchy country charm, but the annual Sisters Rodeo—now in its 75th year—serves as a reminder that all those cutesy storefronts have roots in legitimate cowboy culture. And this isn’t just some small-town affair. These cowboys and cowgirls more than hold their own on larger stages. Bolos recommended, but not required. Fri, June 12, 7pm, Sat, June 13, 9:30am, and Sun, June 14, 7am. Sisters Rodeo Grounds, 67637 Highway 20. $12-$60.

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CULTURE

ART WATCH

BY ERIN ROOK

Rome in Two Hours

A funny thing is happening at CTC

BY JARED RASIC

SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THE GAGS. PHOTOS BY CASCADES THEATRICAL COMPANY.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum is packed with jokes. From each character name to every motivation, Forum’s script and music is designed specifically as a joke delivery system. There is even one hiding in its title: Back in the day, vaudeville comedians would often begin a joke or a story with “a funny thing happened on the way to the theater...” and that vaudevillian sensibility is infused throughout every minute of director Deb De Grosse’s take on the material.

Forum’s music was written by the master composer Stephen Sondheim (Into the Woods, West Side Story) with the book penned

by Burt Shevelove (No, No, Nanette) and Larry Gelbart (creator of the show M*A*S*H). The show opened on Broadway in 1962 with Zero Mostel (from The Producers on film and Fiddler on the Roof on Broadway) starring as Psuedolus and ran until 1964, where it closed with 964 performances under its belt. After the film version’s success in 1966, there were a few revivals of the show over the years, but none as successful as the 1996 version with Nathan Lane in the lead.

The show follows Pseudolus, an ancient Roman slave, who will do anything to gain his freedom. He does this by helping his master, Hero, win the heart of the beautiful Philia. The story is not as important as the script and music’s almost desperate need to entertain through being the most ridiculous farce it can possibly be. The show uses every trick in the farce arsenal: slamming doors, mistaken identity, more puns than once thought humanly possible, fart jokes, winking, mugging, and broad jabs at social class distinctions.

However, it is not just the audience’s enjoyment of those devices that will decide the success of the show, but also the cast that is out on

stage delivering those gags. Veteran local actor Russ Seaton plays Pseudolus with aplomb. His smooth baritone commands attention, while also having enough gentle humor in his performance to keep the audience feeling like they’re being sung to and not at.

Seaton hadn’t seen the play before auditioning. “I knew some of the music and the basic story and wanted to be a part of the fun,” Seaton says. “I trained at Wesleyan University to be a classical/opera singer, but I really enjoy Broadway musicals. As an adult, this is my sixth musical.”

The company did a selection of some of the numbers for the press.

Songs like “Comedy Tonight,” “Free,” and “That Dirty Old Man” impressed (with John Kish nailing Hero and Sherie Neff vocally soaring as Domina), but when the entire company came out for the finale, the vocals hit new heights.

De Grosse and company have done a very faithful production of Forum, and whether that appeals to a mainstream audience really just depends on the audience itself. Forum is an old-school show with vaudevillian winks and nudges, but it is an important piece of theater history. The show has to be watched with eyes unclouded by a modern, jaded sensibility or its simple gift of a night of entertainment will be missed.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum June 12-June 27, 7:30pm. June 14 & 21, 2pm.

Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. $13-$20

When stormwater washes down the drain, it can be easy to forget about what happens next—out of sight, out of mind.

But it often makes its way into the Deschutes River, that same body of water that is home to fish, frogs, and—at least in the summer months—floating humans.

A new partnership is hoping to raise awareness of the connection between the water running down our streets and the water flowing through our waterways. The City of Bend’s Arts, Beautification, and Culture (ABC) Commission, in partnership with the City of Bend Stormwater Utility and the Upper Deschutes Watershed Council’s Stream Stewardship Day is launching a Storm Drain Art Contest as part of its new “Clean Water Works” campaign.

The City is inviting artists to submit proposals and sketches for storm drain paintings to “educate the public about the connection between our street storm drains, the Deschutes River, and beyond” with the theme “It’s All Connected!—Protecting the Deschutes River from stormwater pollution.”

As many as three artists will be selected by ABC Commission members to paint storm drains around the Deschutes sometime before the annual Stream Stewardship Day river cleanup on August 8. Though artists will not be paid for their work, they may be reimbursed for project-related expenses up to $300.

To apply, submit proposals, roughs, and sketches for a 6-foot by 6-foot project using acrylics by June 19 to Robyn Christie, the City’s ABC liaison, at rchristie@bendoregon.gov or submit by mail to City of Bend, ABC Commission, 710 NW Wall Street, Bend, OR 97701. Proposal requirements are lengthy and include design concepts, maintenance requirements, plan for cleanup, materials, etc.

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Graveyard The Cemetery Club brings life, death and humor together

One of Ivan Menchell’s three Broadway credits, The Cemetery Club first opened at the Brooks Atkinson Theatre in 1990—and three years later jumped to the big screen in a middling film starring Ellen Burstyn, Diane Ladd, and Olympia Dukakis. Here, at 2nd Street Theater, it has recycled back to the stage, with the main characters Ida (played by Susan Benson), Lucille (Rachel Deegan), and Doris (Gloria Anderson) as three Jewish widows who gather each month in their “cemetery club” to visit their husbands’ gravesides.

Menchell’s script balances the three women’s banter with much more serious themes, and the piece has nice momentum. The underlying source of conflict throughout the play is the different views that Lucille and Doris take on relationships after widowhood, about responsibilities to dead husbands and to one’s self. At first, Ida acts as a neutral third-party. That is, until Sam (Ken McClintock), the local butcher and a widower himself, is introduced. As she shows more interest in Sam, Ida is caught in the middle of Doris and Lucille’s debate.

Initially, the story places Ida at the center of the action, setting up the audience to view her as the “main character:” she has a love-interest, is in the middle of her friends’ conflict, and should, in fact, be going through transitions. However, by the end, it is clear that Lucille, not Ida, is the center of this play. Lucille is the only character with a true arc, and her transformations and revelations drive the story. This fact is powerfully revealed in the final few scenes, but it would have been interesting to see Menchell subtly set up this revelation earlier, giving less attention to the red herring of Ida and Sam’s relationship. Though romance and friendship are secondary themes in the piece, taken as a whole The Cemetery Club has much more to do with painful losses, the passage of time, and feeling left behind.

2nd Street Theater delivers the level of performance expected from an amateur community theater organization. The participants are enthusiastic, well-rehearsed, and represent the literal action of the text successfully. But the scenes that had potential for emotional resonance could have done with more realism. There were times when the performers settled for representational shows of emotion (indicating sadness rather than being sad), which impeded, in some cases, the built-in charm of the characters.

All told, a safe bet for a fun theater experience with some laughs along the way.

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When Local Means Your Neighbor

Inaugural Faces of Farming event introduces personalities behind Central Oregon agriculture

BY MEGAN FRENCH

THIS IS WHAT A HORTICULTURAL HERO LOOKS LIKE. PHOTO BY IAN SMYTHE PHOTOGRAPHY.

“Farmers are underappreciated, unsung heroes who are so vital to our community,” says Nicolle Timm, founder of Central Oregon Locavore and a new event, the Faces of Farming. “I wanted to create an event for them. To show them appreciation and put them in front of a larger community, to be recognized and acknowledged.”

Saturday, June 13 is the inaugural Faces of Farming. It’s a multifaceted event—part art show, part farm tour, part choose your own adventure—all intended to better connect consumers with actual farmers.

One path to take as part of the event is the Faces of Farming Family Fun Day, where children and their parents are invited to tour Central Oregon farms and learn about local food, eat local grub, and learn a few sustainable living skills.

The tour begins at Fields Farm, a 10-acre vegetable farm just a stone’s throw from downtown Bend; from there the tour heads to Juniper Jungle in east Bend, and concludes at Worthy Gardens, a varied urban garden located at the brewery. Children can enjoy planting seedlings, making bees-

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Another path to take is the Hydroponic Tour, which intends to provide insights on farming in harsh Central Oregon conditions. Participants learn firsthand at Next Season Farm and Tender Greens Hydroculture Farm how hydroponics work, how they extend the growing season, and why they are the future of farming in the high desert.

The day concludes with a semiformal gala hosted at the Oxford Hotel’s 10Below, which currently purchases goods through an online farmers market, Agricultural Connections. The meal consists of roughly 15 mini courses including birria de chivo, braised lamb tongue with chimichurri, and lamb spare ribs with caramel vinegar sauce. Starring in these dishes are ingredients from Vaquero Valley Ranch, DD Ranch, and Cada Dia Cheese (to name a few).

The evening also includes a photographic narrative of the past, present, and future of Central Oregon farming, original artwork, and a silent auction.

“The idea for this event started four years ago; we’ve been photographing and planning since then,” said Timm.

“To see it all come together and to honor the farmers is a great thing.”

All proceeds from the event go to Central Oregon Locavore’s nonprofit to continue to fund recently created small farmers support programs. The programs help farmers reach customers more easily by allowing free CSA pick-ups at the Locavore marketplace and revitalizing Locavore’s online market to sell whole and primal cut animals and bulk items.

Tickets for the Faces of Farming Family Day: $8 per child for one farm; $10 per child for full tour.

Tickets for the Faces of Farming Hydroponic Tour: $5 for Locavore members; $8 for nonmembers.

Tickets for Faces of Farming Gala: $65 for Locavore members; $75 for nonmembers.

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Get Hammered Off Root Beer We live in glorious times!

BY KEVIN GIFFORD

FOOD & DRINK EVENTS Food Events Bites for Rights BTBS is proud to participate again this year in Bites for Rights, a fundraiser for Basic Rights Oregon! Drink or dine with us on June 18 because we’re donating a portion of the day’s proceeds to LGBTQ equality in Oregon! June 18, 11am-10pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. Black & White, Long & Short Cooking Class We are talking rice. More people are buying rice (naturally gluten free) and it’s showing up in more varieties. There’s more out there than Uncle Ben’s!

Have you tried Forbidden Rice? It is black all the way through. Join us as we try many kinds in different recipes. June 10, 6-8pm. The Well Traveled Fork, 3437 Greenleaf Way. 541-312-0097. $55.

Central Oregon Saturday Market If you’re interested in finely crafted jewelry, artwork, clothing, or household goods, then the Central Oregon Saturday Market is the place to visit. Stroll and shop, and then enjoy lunch while listening to the sounds of local musicians. Enjoy handcrafted items for all ages. 10am. Downtown, between Wall & Bond Streets. Free.

ROOT BEER THAT MAKES YOU FLOAT. PHOTO BY KEVIN GIFFORD.

Remember the Great Four Loko Moral Panic of 2010? Newspapers and TV commentators alike fell over themselves to condemn the line of powerful, caffeine-fortified alcopops, ubiquitous in classier 7-Elevens nationwide, as college students found them exceedingly useful for getting trashed ASAP. Not Your Father’s Root Beer ($11 six-packs of which debuted in Bend supermarkets last week) follows in Four Loko’s footsteps in many ways—i.e., it’s something alcoholic that doesn’t taste the part at all.

Made by Small Town Brewery, a northern-Illinois outfit that signed on with a contract brewer in Wisconsin to ramp up distribution from coast to coast, Not Your Father’s Root Beer is...wait for it...root beer with booze in it. Or “Ale with the Taste of Spices,” as Small Town puts it. Root beer itself, after all, was traditionally an alcoholic beverage, one that provided a “small beer” alternative to local (possibly tainted) water.

While 19th-century root beer almost never went above two percent alcohol by volume, NYFRB is 5.9%, making it more potent than seemingly heavier beers like Black Butte Porter. You will not notice this as you pour out a glass and have a sip, because the mixture of spice and vanilla-ish sweetness is soda, through and through. Alcohol doesn’t penetrate the palate at all, and no doubt the sentence “I can’t believe this is real beer!” has been uttered thousands of times by barbecuers, beachgoers, and curious beer fans in the United States by now.

One could argue that NYFRB isn’t really beer, since it contains no hops (and even uses caramel coloring to acquire its black hue), but that hasn’t stopped it from snaring a remarkable 96/100 score on BeerAdvocate.com as of this week. But once its national debut is over, a lot of the novelty should wear off—in fact, after the initial “I can’t believe it’s beer” shock, the heavy sweetness and fairly weak body can make another glass seem about as palatable as, well, a second Four Loko. (If you want more, though, head over to Chicago—some bars have NYFRB taps clocking in at 10% and even 19.5%, both reportedly tasting just as soda-like and alcohol-free. You have been warned.)

Faces of Farming Family Fun Day Children and their parents are invited to tour around Central Oregon to visit farms and learn about local food.

Tours begin at Fields Farm in midtown, head to Juniper Jungle Farm in east Bend, and conclude at Worthy Brewing. Activities available at each location include planting seedlings, learning about bees, and making beeswax candles. Lunch available courtesy of El Sancho. Progressive farm tour start times at noon, 1 pm, and 2 pm. Worthy garden tours available at 4 pm, 5 pm, and 6 pm.

June 13, noon-7pm. Central Oregon Locavore, 1216 NE 1st St. $8 for one farm, $10 for all.

Faces of Farming Gala Join us for an evening of artful and delicious surprise designed to honor the dedicated people who grow and raise our food. The evening includes a photographic narrative, original artwork, a silent auction, local wine, beer, and specialty cocktails, as well as an extensive menu created by The Oxford’s Executive Chef Ingrid Rohrer-Downer showcasing the bounty of local farms and ranches. June 13, 6-9pm. 10 Below, 10 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-633-0674. $65 Locavore members, $75 non-members.

Faces of Farming Hydroponic Gardening Tour Learn firsthand about one of our region’s newest methods of farming. Hydroponic farming allows for amazing season extension and increased yields.

This very well may be the future of farming in Central Oregon. Enjoy a tour of The Next Season Farm, Tender Greens, and Worthy Brewing by the noteworthy farmers themselves. The Next Season tours at noon, 1 pm, and 2 pm. Tender Greens tours at 1 pm, 2 pm, and 3pm. Worthy Brewing Hydroponic Gardens tours at 4 pm, 5 pm, and 6 pm June 13. Various locations, various. $5 Locavore member, $8 non-member.

Meet the Author & Book Signing Meet gluten-free cookbook author Michelle Lee! Michelle will be available to autograph copies of her new cookbook Living Luxe Gluten Free and to answer questions about how to make allergen-friendly

living healthy, easy, and delicious. June 13, 1-4pm.

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Women Tasting Wine Owners/winemakers Dena Drews and Ernie Pink of Amalie Robert Estate in Dallas, Oregon, will present some of their fine wines, complemented by Chef Tim Garling’s creative small plates. Reservations by Tuesday, June 9.

June 15, 4-6pm. Women Tasting Wine, 2723 NW Havre Ct. 541-420-1213. $45.

Beer Events 2015 Summer Beer Gardens Featuring local breweries, live music, open mic, and karaoke. Food provided by Lovejoy’s Kitchen, La Rosa Mexican Restaurant, and Local Slice Pizza. Activities for kids during duration of Beer Garden. Come out and enjoy this completely local event. Thursdays, 4-7pm. Through Sept. 3. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. 541-388-1188.

4th Annual Fermentation Celebration A beer walk through the popular Old Mill District, with tastings from the region’s growing number of breweries. Participating breweries will feature unique, experimental, and limited release beers— many of which will only available at the Fermentation Celebration. The glasses will be available from 10 am-9 pm June 18th at the Ticket Mill. June 18, 4-10pm. Old Mill District, 520 SW Powerhouse Dr. 541-312-0131. Free admission. Those who wish to partake in beverages pay $20, which includes drink tickets and a commemorative tasting glass.

Barrel Aged Beer Tasting Beer is great and all, but barrel-aged beer—now, that’s an entirely different story. At our Barrel-Aged Beer Tasting, we will be featuring eight of our finest handcrafted, barrel-aged brews. Ranging in styles from stouts to sours, each will be paired with a small plate of damn tasty food. Get your tickets to taste these amazing beers and tasty bites before they are gone! June 12, 6-9:30pm. Deschutes Brewery & Mountain Room, 901 SW Simpson Ave. 541-3858606. $45.

Beer & Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join us every Friday and Saturday. Fridays-Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free.

Firkin Friday A different firkin each week. $3 firkin pints until it’s gone. Fridays, 4pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776.

Geeks Who Drink Pub Trivia We have moved upstairs at Summit Saloon and Stage in downtown Bend! Play in teams of up to six or by yourself if you’re some kind of savant. If you want to play but don’t have a team, come anyway. We can usually get single players recruited onto an existing team.

Prizes for winning teams! Wednesdays, 7-9pm.

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Worthy Wednesdays Worthy Beer tasting during the Farmer’s Market with free popcorn and tours of the historic theatre. Wed, June 10, 3:30-6pm and Wed, June 17, 3:30-6pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. 541-317-0700. Free.

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Call of the Wild Gives a Pep Talk

Emilie Cortes delivers OSU-Cascades’ commencement speech about risk and fear

BY PHIL BUSSE

Emilie Cortes is a bundle of energy. She wasn’t meant for a desk job, yet she spent 17 years as a financial analyst before ditching her job in San Francisco to move to Bend and take the helm at Call of the Wild, a company that leads women’s expeditions into the, well, wild.

Cortes had never visited Bend before settling here, but to select her new home and lifestyle she crafted an “optimization model,” just as she would have for her financial clients, and she crunched data about cost of living, number of nearby mountain peaks, and proximity to an airport.

In December 2012, she moved to Bend, and rates the accuracy of her optimization model for selecting the right place for her at “150 percent,” but quickly adds, “I know that’s bad math.”

On Sunday, June 14, Cortes will deliver the commencement speech for Oregon State University-Cascades, a choice that seems sensible, but came about somewhat haphazardly.

A member of the selection committee for the Chamber of Commerce’s first annual Woman of the Year (not to be confused with the Source’s 19th annual woman of the year issue), Cortes helped choose Becky Johnson, OSU’s vice-president who serves as the leader for the Cascades campus.

Cortes was scheduled to speak at the event, but wasn’t able to; she was scouting out trails and huts in Uganda for an upcoming trek. Instead, she delivered a taped speech that apparently so impressed Johnson that a few days later, an invitation to deliver the commencement speech arrived for Cortes.

“It is hard to put a lifetime of advice into 10 minutes,” Cortes quips. She doesn’t want to spoil too many of her speech’s surprises, but sitting at Palate coffeeshop, she reveals the main theme to the Source: “How to think about risk and fear differently, and not holding back.”

The theme is not terribly surprising for a woman who largely has blazed her own path through life and done so with a lifetime of game-changing bold choices. Now 40 years old, Cortes grew up in Beeville, Texas, a town of 14,000—“The kind of place,” she says, “if I hadn’t left by 15, I would have been married or pregnant.”

Her mom died when Cortes was 12 years old, and she left Beeville with her younger sister to live with her paternal grandparents. A hard-worker and academically focused, Cortes landed at University of Houston where she worked

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Ironically, though, that self-reliance also translated to a certain degree of stability. Cortes explains that she stayed with her job as a financial analyst for 17 years because it provided healthcare, benefits, and security. But she also had an itch to scratch—to travel and to mountaineer.

While a graduate student at University of California-Berkeley, Cortes’ younger sister gave her a membership to Sierra Club, which lead her to hiking and mountaineering. She recalls her first hike when she “was just completely dropped by this woman, the trip leader, who was like 80 years old, and I decided that I wanted to be like her.”

That philosophy of mentorship, and meeting clients where they are, is a touchstone for Call of the Wild.

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“I think that fearlessness is bullshit,” Cortes says, “but working through it is inspiring.”

Call of the Wild leads 15 to 20 trips each year, ranging from what Cortes calls “dipping-a-toe-in-the-water” to hardcore international expeditions, like next March’s trek through Uganda.

“We always educating, turning the lesson of the day into a life lesson.” She recounts a few responses and nuggets of found wisdom that clients have shared with her, like “I see horizons differently,” or “I learned the importance of stepby-step.”

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OUTSIDE EVENTS 5th Annual Dean Hale Woodpecker Festival The festival takes place in Sisters from June 18-21 and includes 14 different guided tours in search of 11 different species of woodpeckers and over 200 other bird species that have made the forests and burned areas of Central Oregon a birding hot spot. The East Cascades Audubon Society (ECAS) sponsors the Festival. Each trip is guided by two volunteers and includes up to 10 fellow birders. Thurs, June 18, 8am5pm. Sisters City Creekside Park, Hwy 20 and Jefferson St. 541-548-4641. $30 for all day trips, $20 for half-day trips.

Beers Made By Walking A day hike in the Badlands Wilderness with Oregon Natural Desert Association and Worthy Brewing Company. Meet at ONDA’s Bend office and carpool roughly 20 minutes to the trailhead. Our 3-mile hiking trail in the Badlands is generally flat with some rocky terrain and slight elevation gain—perfect for any level of hiker. June 12, 9am. Oregon Natural Desert Association, 50 SW Bond St. Suite 4. Free, registration required.

Bird Walk Explore the world of forest birds and challenge yourself to watch and listen. Hike through ponderosa pine forests and along Lake Creek while tuning into the knocking of woodpeckers and the calls of songbirds. Scan the preserve’s snags for signs of nesting and foraging. Registration is required. June 17, 8:30-11:30am. Metolius Preserve, near Camp Sherman. 541-330-0017. Free.

Cascades Mountaineers Meeting Promoting outings, enhancing training and experience, and expanding a sense of community among Central Oregon mountaineering enthusiasts is the goal of Cascades Mountaineers. Join monthly meetings to discuss recent outings and plan new outings. Second Wednesday of every month, 7-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. Free.

Twin Bridges Ride Weekly group ride led by shop mechanic Nick Salerno in conjunction with Visit Bend. Riding the registered Twin Bridges Scenic Bikeway, this great road ride has a decent pace challenging all levels. Come a little early for a fresh pastry and a beautifully crafted Stumptown morning beverage.

Saturdays, 9:30am-noon. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. 541-728-0066. Free.

Fire Ecology Walk We’ll hike along Bull Creek and see first-hand the impact the Two Bulls Fire left on Skyline Forest. Learn about the role fire plays in our eastside forests, how the land recovers with and without post-fire logging. Registration is required.

Moderate, ~3 mile hike. June 11, 4-7pm. Skyline Forest, Bull Springs Tree Farm. 541-330-0017. Free.

FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return.

Meet at FootZone for a 3 to 5 mile run. Wednesdays-noon. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568.

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Free Bird Walk Wake up early for a guided morning bird walk with local birder and bird photographer Tom Lawler. The Nature Center, with the nearby meadow and Lake Aspen, is a birder’s paradise, and this is an excellent opportunity to learn and observe! Registra-

tion is required. Bring binoculars and a bird book if you have them. Saturdays, 8:30-10:30am. Sunriver Nature Center & Observatory, 57245 River Rd., Sunriver. 541-593-4394. Free.

Mile for Mile Run & Film Showing Join FootZone and local ultrarunner Jeff Browning for a 3-5 mile run, followed by a screening of the short film Mile for Mile.

Jeff will give us his perspective on the film, and show his personal slides from the trip. There will be a Q&A session as well. Refreshments will of course be provided! June 15, 5:30pm. FootZone, 845 Wall St.

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As Farmers Market season kicks off, Central Oregon Locavore has coordinated with local farms to give Central Oregonians a chance to see, firsthand, where their food comes from.

Moms Running Group Rain or shine, FootZone hosts runs from 3 to 4.5 miles every Thursday meeting at FootZone. Thursdays, 9:30am. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Mountain Bike Ride Join the Deschutes Land Trust and Bob Woodward for an 8-10 mile mountain bike ride in Skyline Forest. Riders will experience firsthand why the Land Trust is working to protect Skyline Forest. Registration is required. Moderate, 8-10 mile ride.

June 13, 8:30-10:30am. Skyline Forest, Bull Springs Tree Farm. 541-330-0017. Free.

Move it Mondays First and third Monday of the month will be a trail run. We will meet at FootZone and then carpool to the location. Second and fourth Mondays runs start and end at FootZone. 3-5 miles and paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Summer Youth Mountain Biking Ages 6-8. Our most popular ability-based mountain biking skills progression with great coaches who make every ride a fun adventure. Choose 5 or 10 weeks; and one to four days per week. We provide transportation from our office out to the trails each morning in our Adventure Bus. Please come a few minutes early. Mondays-Thursdays, 9am-noon. Bend Endurance Academy, 500 SW Bond St. Suite 142. 541-335-1346. $120.

Wednesday Night Group Runs 3-5 mile group runs, all paces welcome! This is a great way to get exercise, fresh air, and meet fellow fitnatics! Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free.

Wilderness First Aid Covers a wide range of medical topics for people who work or travel in the outdoors: hunters, fishermen, equestrians, guides, activity leaders, and casual outdoor users. Two-day session.

Training takes place at Hollinshead Park in Bend.

Pre-register through Bend Parks and Recreation. June 13, 8am-5pm. Bend Park & Recreation District, 799 SW Columbia St. 541-706-6116. $225.

Wildflower Hike Soak up early summer as you wind down wildflower-studded slopes to bright green aspen groves and Whychus Creek. Scan the canyon for colorful native blooms, like balsamroot or pale blue flax, and watch for songbirds and signs of wildlife.

Explore boulder outcroppings and take in panoramic views of mountain peaks, scenic rivers, and dramatic canyons. Registration is required. June 17, 9am-2pm.

Whychus Canyon Preserve, outside Sisters. 541-3300017. Free.

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Faces of Farming Family Fun Day From 11 am to 6 pm on Saturday, June 13, Fields Farm, Juniper Jungle, and Worthy Brewing are hosting educational farm tours with activities the whole family can get into. Fields Farm is offering a talk on how things grow, with a hands-on seed sowing component that allows participants to plant seeds in the Future of Farming Garden. El Sancho will be on site to feed hungry future farmers. Cost for the activities is $8 per child registered, lunch isn’t included.

Juniper Jungle has a Bees and Pollination talk planned with a crash course in beeswax candle making offered. Rumor has it Bonta Gelato will be there handing out free honey gelato too.

Cost is $10 per child registered. Worthy Brewing is giving tours of its on-site gardens and offering up half-priced beer for grown-ups and activities for the kids at no cost.

Willing Workers On Local Farms (WWOLF) WWOLF is another Central Oregon Locavore project aimed at helping small farms while providing the local community with a chance to learn about the nature of local food. The first of the season takes place this Sunday, June 14 at Juniper Jungle Farm. WWOLFers can expect to get dirty and put in a solid day’s work on this unique, permaculture-based farm in exchange for a lunch provided courtesy of Juniper Jungle Farm, Primal Cuts Meat Market, Humm Kombucha, Great Harvest Bread Company, No-Bake Cookie Company, and Central Oregon Locavore. To sign up or ask for more information contact Owen Murphy at wwolf@centraloregonlocavoree.org or 541-383-7766.

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NATURAL WORLD

Balloons on the Loose Innocent looking, but dangerous

BY JIM ANDERSON

This photo shows a group of party balloons found clinging to the GI Ranch pasture fence and others deflated and scattered around, way out in the middle of the state. A group of calves were smelling and nibbling at them when they were found. Had one of the calves started chewing on it and attempted to swallow it, chances are that calf would have either choked to death, or if swallowed, it would have caused serious problems in the animals digestive system.

Ann Snyder, an Ashwood rancher, was headed out to her sheep pens not too long ago to do morning chores when she noticed a couple of lambs sniffing at something red that was hung up in the fence. It turned out to be two, red, heart-shaped Mylar balloons tied to a piece of ribbon that had dropped out of the sky and gotten hung up in her fence.

One of the lambs was nibbling on the string and, seeing the obvious choking hazard, Snyder took the ribbon away from the lamb and shooed him off with the rest of the flock. Then she untangled the balloons from the fence and showed them to her husband, Bing.

As they discussed the balloons, it suddenly became apparent that outside of picking up someone else’s garbage, there was no damage done—BUT—it was easy to see how wildlife and livestock might not be so lucky as this curious lamb.

Over the past 25 years of ranching in Central Oregon, they’ve had several other incidents of balloons coming down on their property, but never with such clear implications for wildlife and livestock.

And, with the prevailing winds as they are in this part of the country—SW to NE—it’s not too difficult to pin down which big cities in Oregon they may be coming from.

The list of damages done by what was once thought to be nothing but harmless, colorful birthday balloons drifting away to the cheering of children (and car dealers), is long and just as colorful.

All released balloons, including those falsely marketed as “biodegradable latex,” return to Earth as ugly litter. They kill countless animals and cause dangerous power outages. Millions of plastic balloons end up in the oceans, causing irreparable damages and fatality to ocean life.

According to chemists and others concerned with chemical waste, balloons are also a waste of helium, a finite resource. Balloons can travel thousands of miles, pollute the most remote and pristine places, and kill whales, turtles and other ocean life.

Perhaps the most horrific consequence that can be traced to releasing party balloons was discovered in the early 1990s at the site of an airplane that crashed near Placentia, California. Investigators found pieces of balloons scattered near the crash area, and concluded that the balloons may have been sucked into the plane’s engines.

A witness on horseback heard a popping noise and saw what looked like a flare and some confetti fall away from the plane as it rolled and nose-dived, one investigator said.

“Her statement was so unusual,” the investigator told the L.A. Times in 1994. “Where the flare was supposed to have landed, there were pink and white balloons. The condition of the balloons was that they had not been there a long time.”

Oregon Fire Code already regulates unmanned free-floating devices such as airborne paper lanterns due to the fire risk. Our law-makers should also include party balloons in these ordinances.

THE PARTY BALLOON MENACE. THESE BALLOONS CAME DRIFTING INTO THE GI RANCH PASTURE FROM WHO-KNOWS-WHERE, BUT CALVES FOUND THEM CURIOUS AND BEGAN NIBBLING ON THEM. PHOTO BY JIM ANDERSON.

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SCREEN Summertime, and the Box Office is Humming A few summer film standouts

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This summer is an odd mix of reprisals—Poltergeist, Vacation (really?), and Jurassic Park—as well as the normal dose of superhero films—Fantastic Four (messing it up once wasn’t enough?), Ant-man—but it also has a surprising helping of high quality documentaries.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (June 12): The likely contender for summer favorite breakout film, and audience favorite at this year’s Sundance Film Festival is, on one level, a film about filmmaking and, on a wholly enjoyable level, a story about a high school senior who becomes friends with a girl with cancer—and goes about making a film about it. Yeah, oddly, it is funny.

Live From New York (June 12): For four decades, the middling humor of Saturday Night Live has somehow served as a powerhouse producer of one-liners, caricatures, and famous comedians. Not at all a tribute, but a documentary look at this cultural powerhouse.

Big Game (June 26): How wonderful would the world be if Samuel L. Jackson truly were the president!

An odd crossbreed of Mad Max, Air Force One, and Snakes on a Plane, this plucky Finnish film has Air Force One shot down over Finland and President Jackson evading terrorists in the Finnish countryside.

Ted 2 (June 26): If you didn’t like the first Ted, the story about an BIG GAME COMES OUT 6/26. post-celebrity, bong-smoking, party-hopping teddy bear, then you are an idiot. Mark Wahlberg takes on more steps toward his title as the most important living American with his reprised role in this film about, yes, teddy bears, sperm donors, and Tom Brady.

What Happened to Miss Simone? (June 26): A story that seems like it should be much better known about one of jazz/blues’ greatest, most outspoken civil rights musicians, but that also somehow seems perfectly timed for release right now. Roundly well-received at various festivals, a documentary pieced together from concert footage and decades-old interviews with Nina Simone.

Magic Mike XXL (July 1): Possibly the summer’s biggest dud.

Magic Mike was charming for its twisted, tough, sad story about greed and ambition, mixed in with, yes, a good helping of abs and grinding. This film seems to promote just the skin-level appeal and none of the depth.

Cartel Land (July 3): Just in time for July Fourth, a documentary about the two different groups—one on each side of the U.S.-Mexican border—trying to battle back against the ultra-violent drug cartels. Amazing for its unblinking access and frightening for the implications about vigilantism. Winner of Sundance’s coveted Best Documentary.

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Amy (July 10): English director Asif Kapadia, wo has made beautiful films about people living in extreme and unforgiving circumstances—like rural India and the Himalayan outback, turns that sensibility to the tragic life and career of Amy Winehouse.

Irrational Man (July 17): Woody Allen continues to gather some of the generation’s best talent (Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone) and place them in slightly uncomfortable essays about love, lust, and generational differences.

Ant-Man (July 17): Paul Rudd as a superhero? As a superhero the size of an ant? No, really, this isn’t a Saturday Night Live skit, it is Marvel’s summer blockbuster! With some campiness a la Toy Story, and some incest power ala Spiderman, could this be the film that catapults Rudd onto Hollywood’s A-List?

Vacation (July 29): Probably inevitable, so thankfully placed in the hands of Ed Helms, as a grown-up Rusty, returning with his family to Walley World.

A Lego Brickumentary (July 31): A real documentary! By director Daniel Junge who also produced a documentary about Christian mixed-martial art fighters and a murder of an environmentalist in Brazil. This is not to be confused with the Lego Movie, it covers the odd history of the Danish company that has shaped so many childhoods. Narrated

by Jason Bateman.

Mission Impossible—Rogue Nation (July 31): With nearly as many installments now as the TV series itself, MI employs Tom Cruise to take on Scientologists’ clever plan to overtake Hollywood and the world.

Fantastic Four (August 7): Three years ago, Josh Trank directed his first major picture, Chronicle, a relatively low budget ($12 million) bit of sci-fi with a clever aesthetic of being stitched together by found footage. This is his first time in the big leagues, with the reboot of the familiar story. Oh boy, it went so well last time they tried this.

Straight Outta Compton (August 14): In the 1980s, N.W.A. told stories about south-central L.A. that were being told nowhere else— about gangsta life, police abuse, racism. A biopic told by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube, who may have just a touch biased opinion on the matter.

People, Places, Things (August 14): The typical midlife crisis comedy stars Flight of the Conchords’ Jemaine Clement as a graphic novelist whose life is swirling down the toilet.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Green Legend (August 28): The fight coordinator from the popular 2000 film returns as the director.

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FILM EVENTS GLBT Monthly Movie Night: Gun Hill Road A standout film that circulated the film festival circuit in 2011, Gun Hill Road is a fine portrait of family and definitions of masculinity. Played by the fine, fine actor Esai Morales (best known for his role as the big brother in La Bamba, and in the TV series “Burn Notice�), an ex-con returns home to find his wife is all but checked out of the relationship and his child is transgender; the pressures and struggles are palpable and earnest.

7 pm. Monday, June 15. Volcanic Theater, 70 SW Century Dr.

Mile for Mile Taking the concept of interactive events to the extreme, this screening starts with a 3.5 mile run with local ultrarunner Jeff Browning, who is part of the short film and sticks around afterwards for a slide show and Q&A. 5:30 pm, Monday, June 15. Foot Zone, 842 NW Wall St.

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THE AGE OF ADALINE It’s not uncommon for women, when questioned about their age, to claim they are perpetually 29. But for Adaline (Blake Lively) it’s a fact. For nearly a century, she’s been celebrating her 29th birthday. She’s successfully kept her strange secret largely by keeping to herself. But when she meets the handsome Ellis (Michiel Huisman), she faces a turning point. Also starring Harrison Ford and Kathy Baker. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX ALOHA It’s the new Cameron Crowe film! You know what that means? Outsized emotions will clash with a script that wears its heart on its sleeve and a soundtrack made from the most popular tunes of the ‘70s and ‘80s. Aloha stars Bradley Cooper as a military contractor who climbs smack dab in the middle of a love triangle between Rachel McAdams and Emma Stone.

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AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON The time is now!

The film every nerd has been waiting for since the closing credits of the first Avengers. This adventure has Cap, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Black Widow, and Hawkeye teaming up with the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver to take on one of Tony’s inventions gone wrong, Ultron. With Ultron being a somewhat sympathetic villain, expect some deep moral ambiguity from your favorite cinematic superhero team as well as Hulk smashing things in a way that makes you giggle. Old Mill Stadium

JURASSIC WORLD If there’s anyone who can face down a theme park full of rampaging dinosaurs, Chris Pratt seems like just the person to do it. With his winning charm and a roguish twinkle in his eyes, he will speak reason the the hearts of velociraptors who will see him and go “Hey, other dinosaurs, if humanity is like this guy, maybe they’re not so bad after all. Let’s eat tofurkey instead!” Or they’ll eat him and Bryce Dallas Howard and be on with their day. Either way, shut up and take my money. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Guaranteed to be THE movie of the summer, the entirety of Fury Road is an extended chase boasting some of the finest cinematography, filmmaking, and action sequences ever put to film. Tom Hardy replaces Mel Gibson as Max, who teams up with Charlize Theron to save some young women from a massively insane warlord. If you only go to one film this summer, this is the one. Old Mill Stadium 16 &

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PITCH PERFECT 2 The Barden Bellas are back and all the way at the bottom once again. Starring the delightful Anna Kendrick, 2012’s Pitch Perfect was a surprisingly hilarious and heartfelt musical comedy smash, and the sequel is poised to be just as insanely popular. When the Bellas are banned from competing in the US, they enter an international competition that no American team has ever won. Expect more awesome A cappella hijinks from the ladies and more fat jokes from Rebel Wilson. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

ENTOURAGE All the douchebags are back!

Vince, Drama, Turtle, E, and Ari are back in the film no one really knew they wanted or asked for.

This film follows Vince as he puts it all on the line making his directorial debut and E as he prepares to become a father. It does raise the cackles a bit to know HBO has made movies off of this and Sex in the City, but we still don’t have a conclusion to Deadwood or Carnivale. This is why we can’t have nice things. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

POLTERGEIST Remakes tend to be terrible with John Carpenter’s The Thing being one of the few exceptions. The Poltergeist remake, with a script by brilliant playwright David Lindsay-Abaire, directed by the guy that did Monster House and a cast including Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt, and Jared Harris, Poltergeist 2015 could also buck the trend. The trailer is chilling, so count me in on opening night. I’ll bring the diapers if someone else brings the whiskey. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD Carey Mulligan stars in this feminist adaptation of Thomas Hardy’s classic. Mulligan plays Bathsheba Everdene, a woman in 1870s Dorset with three different suitors after her heart. The story follows her choices in an era where a woman’s choices weren’t given much importance. Bring the tissues. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters

SAN ANDREAS While the trailers for San Andreas don’t do much to set it apart from other disaster flicks like 2012 or The Day After Tomorrow, the biggest distinguishing feature it has is a 280lb Samoan badass named The Rock. America is ready for a movie where The Rock has to save the world and can’t use punches to do it. Will he use his beastly strength to grab both sides of the fault and pull it closed, or will he fly everyone to safety, proving once and for all he’s the superman we all know he secretly is? Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX,

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FURIOUS 7 While I wouldn’t stand up for the first four films in this franchise, Fast Five and Fast and Furious Six are both smorgasbords of explosions and jaw-dropping stunts, worthy of being mentioned alongside the best action films of the last 15 years. Furious 7 pits Paul Walker (in his final screen role), Vin Diesel, Mr. The Rock, and family against a pissed off Jason Statham. Expect cars flying through the air, Mr. The Rock with a minigun and Statham kicking our heroes in their faces.

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INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 3 In this prequel to surprise hit horror film series, we follow the psychic Elise before she meets the beleaguered Lambert family. This time, a ghost is haunting a young woman who thinks it is the spirit of her mother, but this creature has no love for the living and Elise must stop it before it swallows her soul. The ghost sounds like a Kardashian. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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SPY Melissa McCarthy has been on a bit of a cold streak lately, but the trailer for Spy looks like she’s back playing relatable characters instead of loathsome identity thieves and angry cops. With Jason Statham in his first American comedic role, Spy looks like it could be another huge hit from the writer/director of Bridesmaids. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House

TOMORROWLAND Tomorrowland is the new film

by Brad Bird, director of The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. As wonderful of a filmmaker as he is, the trailer and description for the film make it sound like some Objectivist fantasy straight from the brain of Ayn Rand herself. Hopefully the script by Damon Lindelof (co-creator of “Lost”) will focus more on the fantastic and less on the mundane. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Pine Theater

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Nobody gets amnesia anymore. And no, I’m not sure why…do I look like a goddamn doctor to you? A goddamn brain science major? All I know is I googled “amnesia news” and the only story that came up was one about how the entire country has seemingly forgotten that George W. Bush was AN EFFING TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. While the previous statement is absolutely true, what the American people are experiencing isn’t straight up “amnesia”—because while they may be conveniently forgetting that Bush lied his way into starting a war with Iraq, they’re still capable of remembering their own names, what they do for a living, and HBO GO passwords. That’s not amnesia, people. That’s the mental equivalent of horse blinders.

HOWEVER! I think this “lack of amnesia” thing is due to the decreasing number of people getting hit on the head with hammers. Only 20 years ago people were getting hit on the head with hammers on the regular (at least on TV), which would be immediately followed by hilarious hijinx—like Urkel turning from a bespectacled nerd into a hot stud. But now we live in the “internet age”— an age where most millennials don’t even own a hammer, much less know what one is. Seriously, if you ask a millennial to pick a hammer out of a toolbox they’ll pull out their ear buds and say, “What’s that? Sorry…I was listening to an NPR podcast about the extinction of the American laborer.”

Anyway…wait…I forgot what I was talking about… OH! Amnesia. Anyway, I was just about to write off amnesia as one of those ancient maladies no one gets anymore like polio, the rickets, and pregnancy, when I discovered a new show debuting this week called “Dark Matter” (Syfy, Fri., June 12, 10 pm).

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WEDNESDAY 10

9 PM NBC AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Season premiere! If you like watching hot shirtless guys run impossible obstacle courses, I have the show for you!

9 PM OXY THE PRANCING ELITES PROJECT The Prancing Elites perform at a bingo parlor, and change lives forever.

THURSDAY 11

9 PM CW IHEARTRADIO SUMMER POOL PARTY Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown, and a bunch of half-naked douchebags and douchebaguettes.

10 PM NBC HANNIBAL Will chases Hannibal to Italy only to find he’s already eaten half the population.

FRIDAY 12

3 AM NETFLIX ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK Season premiere! Piper and the gang return for another season of complicated incarceration.

SATURDAY 13

10 PM BBCA JONATHAN STRANGE & MR. NORRELL Debut! A Brit series about two magicians affecting politics during the Napoleonic Wars.

Sounds boring!

the same name, “Dark Matter” tells the science-fictionalized story of a dead space ship floating around somewhere in the galaxy whose six inhabitants wake up to realize they…waaaaaitasecond…can’t remember a goddamn thing! (“Who’s president? George W. Bush? Hope not!”) However, as they begin to explore their unrecognizable home, slowly they begin to rediscover their natural talents—one can fly the ship, one is a weapons expert, another looks really hot in a tank top. Eventually they meet the person responsible for wiping their memories and discover the reason it happened—as it turns out, our heroes are actually the villains! WHAAAAAA? RECORD SCRATCH! TUGBOAT WHISTLE! SUBMARINE DIVING SOUND! OLD BED CREAKING THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE’S HAVING SEX! If “Dark Matter” is anything like the comic book series, you can expect lots of mystery, political intrigue, fist fighting, and forgetful villains who actually turn out to be sweetie-pies. PLUS! It’s produced by the same folks who created the “Stargate” franchise—shows famous for fun, adventure, and laughs, so don’t expect “Dark Matter” to be too dark. Just dark enough.

But what makes me furious about this show is that the characters’ amnesia was not caused by getting hit on the head with a hammer! It’s like people don’t care any more about hammer-induced amnesiacs, or that President Bush was a jerk, and…and…TAKE YOUR EARBUDS OUT AND LISTEN TO MEEEEE!!

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I propose a Friends Cleanse. It would be a three-week-long process of reviewing your support team and web of connections. If you feel up for the challenge, start this way: Take inventory of your friendships and alliances. If there are any that have faded or deteriorated, make a commitment to either fix them or else phase them out. Here’s the second stage of the Friends Cleanse: Give dynamic boosts to those relationships that are already working well. Take them to the next level of candor and synergy.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): After Walt Whitman published Leaves of Grass in 1855, he made sure it would get the publicity he wanted. He wrote anonymous reviews of his own book and submitted them to several publications, all of which printed them. “An American bard at last!” began the glowing review that appeared in one newspaper. According to my reading of the astrological omens, Virgo, you now have license to engage in similar behavior. You will incur no karma, nor will you tempt fate, if you tout your own assets in the coming weeks. Try to make your bragging and self-promotion as charming as possible, of course. But don’t be timid about it.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you carry out

the assignments I recommend, you will boost your charisma, your chutzpah, and your creativity. Here’s the first one: Try something impossible every day. Whether or not you actually accomplish it isn’t important. To merely make the effort will shatter illusions that are holding you back. Here’s your second assignment: Break every meaningless rule that tempts you to take yourself too seriously. Explore the art of benevolent mischief. Here’s the third: Clear out space in your fine mind by shedding one dogmatic belief, two unprovable theories, and three judgmental opinions. Give yourself the gift of fertile emptiness.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the 16th century, roguish French author Francois Rabelais published a comic novel entitled The Life of Gargantua and of Pantagruel. In the course of his satirical story, a learned teacher named Epistemon takes a visit to the afterlife and back.

While on the other side, he finds famous dead heroes employed in humble tasks. Alexander the Great is making a meager living from mending old socks. Cleopatra is hawking onions in the streets. King Arthur cleans hats and Helen of Troy supervises chambermaids. In accordance with the Rabelaisian quality of your current astrological aspects, Scorpio, I invite you to meditate on the reversals you would like to see in your own life. What is first that maybe should be last? And vice versa? What’s enormous that should be small? And vice versa? What’s proud that should be humble? And vice versa?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There’s no better time than now to ask the big question or seek the big opening or explore the big feeling.

People are not only as receptive as they will ever be, they are also more likely to understand what you really mean and what you are trying to accomplish. Which door has been forever locked? Which poker face hasn’t blinked or flinched in many moons? Which heart of darkness hasn’t shown a crack of light for as long as you can remember? These are frontiers worth revisiting now, when your ability to penetrate the seemingly impenetrable is at a peak.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The writer

Donald Barthelme once came to see the artist Elaine de Kooning in her New York studio. Midway through the visit, loud crashes and bangs disturbed the ceiling above them. De Kooning wasn’t alarmed. “Oh, that’s Herbert thinking,” she said, referring to the metal sculptor Herbert Ferber, who worked in a studio directly above hers. This is the kind of thinking I’d love to see you unleash in the coming days, Capricorn. Now is not a time for mild, cautious, delicate turns of thought, but rather for vigorous meditations, rambunctious speculations, and carefree musings. In your quest for practical insight, be willing to make some noise. (The story comes from Barthelme’s essay “Not-Knowing”.)

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Sidney Lu-

met was an American director who worked on 50 films, including 14 that were nominated for Academy Awards, like Network and Dog Day Afternoon. Actors loved to work with him, even though he was a stickler for thorough rehearsals. Intense preparation, he felt, was the key to finding the “magical accidents” that allow an actor’s highest artistry to emerge. I advocate a similar strategy for you, Aquarius. Make yourself ready, through practice and discipline, to capitalize fully on serendipitous opportunities and unexpected breakthroughs when they arrive.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too,” said American writer Josh Billings. I agree with him. It’s not impossible to solve the mystery of who you are, but it can be hard work that requires playful honesty, cagey tenacity, and an excellent sense of humor. The good news is that these days it’s far less difficult and inconvenient than usual for you to deepen your self-understanding. So take advantage! To get started, why don’t you interview yourself? Go here to see some questions you could ask: http://bit.ly/interviewyourself.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “To look at a

thing hard and straight and seriously — to fix it.” Aries author Henry James said he wanted to do that on a regular basis. He didn’t want to be “arbitrary” or “mechanical” in his efforts. I invite you to make this perspective one of your specialties in the coming weeks, Aries. Pick out a tweaked situation you’d like to mend or a halfspoiled arrangement you want to heal. Then pour your pure intelligence into it. Investigate it with a luminous focus. Use all your tough and tender insight to determine what needs to be transformed, and transform it.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Drug expert Jonathan P. Caulkins estimates that Americans are stoned on marijuana for more than 288 million hours every week. A U.N. report on global drug use concluded that Canadians consume weed at a similar rate. Among Europeans, Italians are number one and the French are fourth.

But I encourage you to avoid contributing to these figures for the next twelve to fourteen days. In my astrological opinion, it’s time to be as sober and sensible and serious as you ever get. You have the chance to make unprecedented progress on practical matters through the power of your pure reasoning and critical thinking.

Homework: Name two ways you think that everyone should be more like you.

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My girlfriend always cries that she’s “broke.” I just ended up buying her groceries and paying to have her car fixed, and then I discovered by accident that she’d recently paid hundreds of dollars for hair extensions, beauty products, and a facial. She isn’t the first girlfriend I’ve had who prioritizes beauty stuff over necessities. I really don’t get some women’s relationship with money.

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Still, it isn’t fair for your beauty-binging girlfriend to treat you as her boyfriend-slash-overdraft system, taking advantage of how you’d rather pay for her car and groceries than see her hoof it and crash wedding buffet lines with a big purse. Tell her that you feel bad being put in this position and though you love her, her abusive relationship with her debit card is eating away at your relationship. (A mate-retention warning light should go off in her head.)

Next, show empathy. Mention that many people find themselves in her position, mainly because nobody ever taught them how to budget, and we aren’t all natural fiscal wizards. In fact, we’re more like chimps with credit cards. Offer to help her plot out her finances.

While you’re helping her tally things up, you might take a moment to count your blessings. Your girlfriend might be a little money-dumb, but she seems to understand the importance of keeping up her curb appeal—mindful that there’s a reason men get accused of talking to a woman’s breasts and not her calculator.

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Police in Virginia Beach, Va., identified Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca, 23, as their bank-robbery suspect after he posted video on social media showing the teller stuffing money into a bag and a picture of a note asking for $150,000 (but adding “please”). Alfonseca insisted that posting the video proves it wasn’t robbery. “I don’t think I would videotape it, post the picture of the letter and do that all to come to jail,” he said, adding, “There are a lot of things on my Instagram that have nothing to do with what happened.” (Portsmouth’s WAVY-TV) Deputies investigating the theft of a cash register at the Build-A-Burger restaurant in Mount Morris, N.Y., said they caught up with suspects Matthew P. Sapetko, 34, James P. Marullo, 35, and Timothy S. Walker Jr., 23, by following “a steady trail of macaroni salad,” which they’d also stolen and “took turns eating along their escape route.”

After the suspects’ arrest, the restaurant posted a sign claiming it had, “The best burgers and mac salad worth stealing for.” (Rochester’s Democrat & Chronicle and WHAM-TV)

DIGITAL FOLLIES

Canadians now have shorter attention spans than goldfish, thanks to widespread use of mobile digital devices. Microsoft Corp. researchers, who reviewed surveys of more than 2,000 Canadians, determined that attention spans have fallen from an average of 12 seconds in 2000 to eight seconds today. They noted that goldfish average a nine-second attention span. (Ottawa Citizen)

SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION

Thirty people were asked to leave an America’s Best Value Inn in Mason County, Mich., after a disagreement over the waffle maker in the buffet-style breakfast area. “It sounded like one lady walked up and asked the other lady if she was in line for the waffle maker,” Sheriff Kim Cole said.

“She didn’t answer, so this lady started to make her waffle. The other confronted her and said, ‘That was my waffle,’ and the other lady said, ‘No, it’s mine,’ and then it went downhill from there.”

Cole said that deputies arrived to find “a large group of people arguing over the waffle maker” and “a lot of yelling and screaming, but no one was assaulted.” (MLive.com) Authorities blamed the shooting death of a 19-year-old college student on a dispute over the rules of a beer-pong game. Police said Ronald McNeil, 39, and others attending a graduation party in College Station, Texas, argued until they eventually came to blows. The host asked McNeil to leave. He did but returned with a handgun and fired 14 times. He told police he intended only to scare the guests, but his gunshots injured two and killed the 19-year-old, a bystander. (Houston Chronicle)

ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER

Minorities may perceive entering a room full of white people as “microaggression,” according to a report by the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. “Students of color reported feeling uncomfortable and unwelcomed just walking into or sitting in the classroom, especially if they were the only person of color, or one of a few,” the report stated. Academics define “microaggressions” as “brief, everyday exchanges that send denigrating messages to certain individuals because of their group membership.” (National Review)

AROMA THERAPY

American law-enforcement agencies seeking ways to disperse rioters without killing or injuring them are considering importing a chemical product that Israeli police insist “prevents casualties to protesters and security personnel.”

Called Skunk, it smells like raw sewage mixed with putrefying cow’s carcass. Israeli soldiers regularly spray Skunk from water cannons at Palestinian protestors. The mixture of yeast and protein is non-toxic, according to its manufacturer, pesticide specialist Odortec, and the only re-

ported side effect is difficulty getting the stench out of clothing and off bodies. (The Economist)

LOVE HURTS

At the trial of Philip Lyle Hansen in New Zealand’s Wellington District Court on assault and sex charges, dating from 1988 to 2011, Crown Prosecutor Sally Carter told the jury that the defendant liked “gummy ladies.” She bolstered her case by playing a video in which a woman who dated Hansen explained that when they moved to the back seat of his car to have sex, he produced a pair of pliers and pulled six of her bottom teeth. “After that sixth tooth came out, I got him to stop,” she said. At his request, the woman had a dentist remove her remaining teeth and fit her with dentures, which Hansen destroyed by flushing them down the toilet and blaming the cat.

When her wisdom teeth started to come through, she said he dug them out of her gums with a screwdriver. (The New Zealand Herald)

WHEN TUPPERWARE AREN’T ENOUGH

PARTIES

While Lucy Filipov served as acting director of the Veterans Affairs office in Philadelphia, she “misused her title” to coerce her subordinates to attend a party at her house and pay for psychic readings by the wife of a VA colleague, according to the agency’s inspector general. Filipov’s email invitation said the wife, who goes by the name “The Angel Whisperer,” would be charging $35 for private readings to “talk to dead people.”

Federal investigators who interviewed all the employees who attended said that most seemed unimpressed by the experience. (The Washington Times)

ABOUT THOSE BATTERIES YOU BOUGHT

Among the assets for sale as part of RadioShack’s bankruptcy are customer data that the retailer collected over decades. The records include names, email addresses and phone numbers for 117 million people. Hedge fund Standard General, which bought 1,743 RadioShack store leases to co-brand with Sprint, is the leading bidder for the customer data. (The Washington Post)

LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT

Following the world’s first penis transplant in South Africa in December, on a 21-year-old man whose penis was amputated following a botched ritual circumcision three years earlier, the head of the surgical team, urologist Dr. Andre van der Merwe, 46, said nine more patients are waiting for the same surgery after losing their penises in similar circumstances. He has also been flooded with requests from around the world. “I’ve had someone email from America who wants his penis removed,” van der Merwe said. “He wants to be genderless and donate his penis to somebody.”

He said he was wary of such a donor, who might later change his mind and hunt down “the person who has his penis.” Meanwhile, van der Merwe said he had anticipated that his patient would need two years for sex to be viable, but it took only five weeks. (South Africa’s Times and Britain’s The Guardian)

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SMOKE SIGNALS

CANNABIS CORNER

The Final Countdown

BY LEAH CHATTERJEE

On June 2, the Bend Chamber set out to clear up some confusion about Measure 91 (the law making recreational cannabis use legal beginning July 1) at Bend’s Town Hall meeting. The panel included members of different parts of the community, including representatives from the legal community, the Oregon Liquor Control Commission (tasked with regulating recreation weed), Bend City Council, a local dispensary, and the Deschutes County District Attorney’s office.

The meeting addressed many concerns about the changes the community will face in July. One major concern continues to be the potential rise in cannabis use among minors. Jeremy Kwit of Bloom Well addressed this by pointing out that the new regulations will improve community well-being: “When you have well-run dispensaries, we put low-level drug dealers out of business... What the research shows is that in states where there are regulated cannabis marketplaces, both medical and non, teen access to cannabis drops, and teen usage drops.”

Kurt Barker of Karnopp Peterson LLP brought up legal issues faced by both employees and employers, saying, “Employers who are concerned about this issue should be clarifying their position now... As we go through this transition, people need to know there is not a constitutional right to smoke pot... Companies don’t have to accommodate medical marijuana.”

Shedding some light on what some of his clients face regularly, Michael Hughes of Hughes Law gave his perspective on the upcoming changes and needed reform. He explained the huge tax rates dispensaries are subjected to, as well as their inability to access banks and credit cards.

“This is something we should’ve done a long time ago, but we’re doing it now, and if we’re gonna do it, let’s do it right. And let’s not create an industry that’s handcuffed with both hands behind their back,” Hughes said, where people are “trying to do business in an upfront and honest way, and yet every time they turn around there’s some bureaucrat or somebody else throwing a cog in their machine.”

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