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TAKING CHARGE

Chelsea will be front and center this weekend at a Clinton Global Initiative meeting for college students in St. Louis

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Chelsea Clinton The former (and potentially future) first daughter on her grandmother’s wisdom, finding her own voice, and the power of making a difference

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of Country Music Awards tonight (CBS), says being raised on a farm influenced his writing. “I’ll always have

Jackie Robinson (left) in 1956; Mariano Rivera is the last to wear Robinson’s number.

songs with a farm connotation on my albums. It’s in the fabric of my music, and I plan to keep it that way.”

Liza Minnelli

Q: Did Liza Minnelli always want to perform? —Hilda M., Lewes, Del.

A: “I wanted to be an ice skater growing up,” says Minnelli, 67. “I was actually really good. But then I saw Bye Bye Birdie and that changed everything!”

Minnelli, who jokes that she’s “too stubborn to retire,” sang on last night’s episode of the NBC series Smash. She shares her most vivid memory of her mother, Judy dy Garland, at parade.com/liza. m/liza.

Luke Bryan

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A: “My dad d owns a peanut farm m in Georgia, so yeah, it’ss something I came up with,” says the musician, 36. “It’s fun!”

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The actress, 30, stars as Peggy Olson on Mad Men (season six premieres tonight on AMC) and Detective Robin Griffin in the miniseries Top of the Lake (Sundance Channel, Mondays).

What drew you to Top of the Lake? I read Check out the first few scripts and was blown away Mad Men’s by the uniqueness of the story. Another fashion evolution at big draw was how different it was from parade.com Peggy, which would be a challenge. /madmen On Mad Men, your character is always trying to better herself. Can you relate to that? Absolutely. I made th the pilot when I was 23, a and I’m 30 now.

From the start, I deI’ve grown a lot. Fro cided to play a real girl who’s trying everything out, not a putto figure everythin from the ’60s. upon secretary fro What’s the most ssurprising thing about that time? you’ve learned ab ladies on the show All the lad were surprised how bad the sexism was.

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Q: I thought Jackie Robinson’s number, 42, was retired. How come Mariano Rivera still wears it? —Drew P., Farmingville, N.Y. A: The number 42 was retired on April 15, 1997, to honor the 50th anniversary of Robinson’s breaking the color barrier in major league baseball. Thirteen players who wore it at the time were allowed to keep it; Yankee pitcher Rivera, who will end his playing career after this season, is the last one (“a privilege,” he has said). The number will be on fans’ minds when 42, a movie about Robinson’s first year with the Brooklyn Dodgers, hits theaters April 12.

was played? —Miranda L., Richmond

A: You bet. “I went to one last summer where the bride walked in to it,” says Monahan, 44. “It wasn’t my song then, it was hers. I got teary. I told another friend I could come to his wedding, and he was like, ‘Can you sing “Marry Me”?’ I knew that was comin’!” Train covers “Sunshine on My Shoulders” on the album The Music Is You: A Tribute to John Denver. “I’ve always been a fan of John Denver,” Monahan says. “He wrote country songs that were American classics.”

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NEW ON NOVA The land down under, which holds an amazing record of the forces that shaped our planet and the life on it, is explored in Australia’s First 4 Billion Years (PBS, premieres April 10). From prehistoric fossils and giant marsupials to the Great Barrier Reef and the red hills, this miniseries takes you on an engrossing journey.

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• I REPRESENT SEAN ROSEN Eighth grader Sean has the smarts— and the nerve—to pitch Hollywood a revolutionary idea in Jeff Baron’s entertaining debut.

• THE SPINDLERS Lauren Oliver evokes Alice in Wonderland in a tale about tweenage Liza, who descends into a spooky, enchanted world, teeming with monsters and riddles, to save her brother’s soul.

• TIMMY FAILURE Fans of the Wimpy Kid series will enjoy this book by Stephan Pastis (creator of the Pearls Before Swine comic), which chronicles the misadventures of a charmingly inept kid detective.

• OBLIVION Anthony Horowitz’s Gatekeeper saga concludes with his 15-year-old heroes, reincarnated warriors from an ancient conflict, waging a last battle against worlddominating g demons.

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Remove from oven and crack 1 egg into each onion ring. Return to oven and bake until eggs are softly set and crust is golden, about 6 minutes.

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CHELSEA LEANS IN BY LYNN SHERR

THE FORMER FIRST DAUGHTER IS STEPPING INTO THE PUBLIC EYE AND EMBRACING THE FAMILY LEGACY— IN FACT, WITH THE HELP OF AN ARMY OF TALENTED YOUNG DOERS, SHE’S READY TO CHANGE THE WORLD

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she says, striding into the room with a smooth gait and a low, sure voice. “I’m Chelsea!” The handshake is confident, the eyes firmly fixed. With the ease of her father and the directness of her mother, Chelsea Clinton is stepping out into the world.

At 33, she wears her political royalty in triplicate: There are her famous parents, of course, but also her motherin-law, former Pennsylvania congresswoman Marjorie Margolies. After several years in the private sector (with McKinsey & Company, then with a hedge fund), Clinton has emerged onto the civic stage in her own right, graceful and glowing and, today at least, in brilliant magenta and lime green.

“My grandmother always wanted me to wear more color,” she says. “She was right.” Her whole life, Chelsea has looked up to Dorothy Rodham, who died in November 2011, and she tries to wear something of her grandmother’s daily. At the moment it’s a clear bangle bracelet.

Rodham was actually the person who most encouraged Chelsea to turn her years of self-imposed privacy into a more public life. Chelsea is now helping to run CGI U, an annual meeting for college students held through the Clinton Global Initiative, which her father launched in 2005 to develop innovative solutions to challenges around the world.

The CGI U sessions, like the one taking place this weekend at Washington University in St. Louis, require attendees to make a Commitment to Action—a concrete plan to tackle a local or global problem.

And the conference itself emphasizes practicalities and logistics, with speakers (from comedian Stephen Colbert to Twitter cofounder Jack Dorsey) and workshops that explain how to get projects done.

On this day, at CGI’s midtown Manhattan offices, Clinton presides over a sharp, focused meeting to pick which projects to spotlight onstage at the St. Louis event. One will plant trees with the money saved by using electronic rather than paper receipts at campus bars and shops; another proposes a low-cost mat that helps diagnose postpartum hemorrhages in women.

Clinton’s concentration does not waver. She demonstrates a masterly command of the issues and swiftly zeroes in on crucial questions.

Statistics roll comfortably off her tongue; praise comes as quickly as

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I have never known anything else. When I was

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that’s such a boring drink.” And I said, “I’m so sorry, sir. You know, I drink coffee for the caffeine and because I like the taste, not because I think I need to be, you know, expressing myself.” But moments like that are also a privilege, when people share their thoughts or their questions or their ideas. And it gives me a window, in some ways, into the zeitgeist.

What do you want people to know about CGI U [cgiu.org]?

CGI U is a testament to why we

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born, my father was governor of Arkansas. And I’ve always been aware of how extraordinarily extraordinary my life is in some ways and, thankfully, how extraordinarily normal it is in other ways.

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all should be optimistic about the future. We have more than 1,000 students coming from every state, from all across the world, who have made more than 600 commitments. It just gives me so many reasons to believe that our future will be brighter, healthier, more equitable than life has ever been.

Is this desire to do public service something that you believe is a feature of your generation?

I think there’s a movement towards action. I think people realize we don’t have any time to waste.

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critical suggestions. Wonky words like metrics and cohort fit naturally into her carefully constructed sentences. When the meeting ends, she sits down for a conversation about how she got here, starting with the challenge of growing up in the public eye. In New York, she says, people stop her every day.

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CHELSEA CLINTON:

I have never known anything else. When I was

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There’s got to be a little bit more anonymity in New York than in other places.

My husband and I love living in New York City. We walk on the street, ride the subway. Yesterday, I was standing in line at Starbucks, and I ordered a Black Eye, which is a coffee with two shots of espresso, because I was very tired. And this guy said, “Chelsea, you seem like such an interesting person, and

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Is this desire to do public service something that you believe is a feature of your generation?

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What have you observed about 20-somethings that has surprised or inspired you?

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Their belief and expectation that they can change the world, and the responsibility they feel to at least try. They embody what we say in our family: “It is always better to be caught trying.” They are also determined to have fun, and I think that makes the work more sustainable for them and more infectious for others.

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Community service seems to be part of their DNA. Why do you think this might be?

I think social media has made it easier for people to match their passions with opportunities to serve. And more broadly, I think technology has made it easier for people to give small dollars to make a big difference collectively—which is what we saw after the earthquake in Haiti, when 50 percent of American households donated to relief efforts. Increasingly, high schools have made service part of the curriculum; I think that helps create a habit of giving back. It’s lots of threads twining together, and we’re all better for it.

What are your duties at CGI U?

I guess I see myself as responsible for the success of CGI U. Our name is on the door, so I think all of us feel a responsibility— All of us Clintons?

Yes, to ensure that we are living up to the implicit bargain we make with the CGI U attendees, that we are bringing together people who really are change makers so they can learn from one another and from whatever we have to offer; and, candidly, so we can learn from them.

You’ve said that your grandmother helped steer you into public service. What exactly did she say to you?

She would always say life is not

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Your health care provider will help decide if you should get the vaccine.

Can other vaccines and medications be given at the same time as GARDASIL? GARDASIL can be given at the same time as RECOMBIVAX HB®1 [hepatitis B vaccine (recombinant)] or Menactra [Meningococcal (Groups A, C, Y and W-135) Polysaccharide Diphtheria Toxoid Conjugate Vaccine] and Adacel [Tetanus Toxoid, Reduced Diphtheria Toxoid and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Adsorbed (Tdap)].

What are the possible side effects of GARDASIL? The most common side effects with GARDASIL are: Ê UÊ Êpain, swelling, itching, bruising, and redness at the injection site Ê UÊ Êheadache Ê UÊ Êfever Ê UÊ Ênausea Ê UÊ Êdizziness Ê UÊ Êvomiting Ê UÊ Êfainting There was no increase in side effects when GARDASIL was given at the same time as RECOMBIVAX HB [hepatitis B vaccine (recombinant)].

There was more injection-site swelling at the injection site for GARDASIL when GARDASIL was given at the same time as Menactra [Meningococcal (Groups A, C, Y and W-135) Polysaccharide Diphtheria Toxoid Conjugate Vaccine] and Adacel [Tetanus Toxoid, Reduced Diphtheria Toxoid and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Adsorbed (Tdap)].

Tell your health care provider if you have any of the following problems because these may be signs of an allergic reaction: Ê UÊ Êdifficulty breathing Ê UÊ Êwheezing (bronchospasm) Ê UÊ Êhives Ê UÊ Êrash Tell your health care provider if you have: Ê UÊ Êswollen glands (neck, armpit, or groin) Ê UÊ Êjoint pain Ê UÊ Êunusual tiredness, weakness, or confusion Ê UÊ Êchills Ê UÊ Êgenerally feeling unwell Ê UÊ Êleg pain Ê UÊ Êshortness of breath Ê UÊ Êchest pain Ê UÊ Êaching muscles Ê UÊ Êmuscle weakness Ê UÊ Êseizure Ê UÊ Êbad stomach ache Ê UÊ Êbleeding or bruising more easily than normal U skin infection Contact your health care provider right away if you get any symptoms that concern you, even several months after getting the vaccine.

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You will need 3 shots given on the following schedule: Ê UÊ ÊDose 1: at a date you and your health care provider choose. Ê UÊ ÊDose 2: 2 months after Dose 1. Ê UÊ ÊDose 3: 6 months after Dose 1.

For a more complete list of side effects, ask your health care provider.

Fainting can happen after getting GARDASIL. Sometimes people who faint can fall and hurt themselves. For this reason, your health care provider may ask you to sit or lie down for 15 minutes after you get GARDASIL. Some people who faint might shake or become stiff. This may require evaluation or treatment by your health care provider.

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I’m incredibly close to both my parents individually and collectively. And thankfully, my husband loves them. Lots of dinners, lots of movies, lots of walks with the dogs. Between the four of us, we now have four dogs.

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We have a terrier named Soren.

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We have a terrier named Soren.

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Chelsea Clinton | continued What movies do you watch?

ate carnivore, was thrilled. My father is quite famously a vegan, and I am thrilled by that.

When Marc and I are in town, we go to a movie every Sunday and sit in the back row.

We watch artsy, thought-provoking movies or documentaries, always on things that we know nothing about, because we like to learn things together. Or we go to blockbuster action movies. We have seen every awesomely bad and awesomely fantastic big action movie that’s come out in the last eight years.

Was his change in diet your influence?

You like the noise? You like the action?

I never said that to him. If he wants to say it motivated him, I’m happy to take the credit.

I love the pageantry of it.

You’re incredibly fit. Talk about your exercise regime.

I work like six days a week, and I exercise six days a week. It’s either a stress prophylactic for the day or stress relief. I’ll run on the treadmill and watch the news in the morning, or I’ll go to the gym and work on the trainer, or I’ll go to spinning class.

I’m so grateful that my father really did take [his heart surgeries] for the wake-up they were intended to be. He is so much more conscious about what he eats. And he walks a lot now to help relieve the stress. Selfishly, I want him around forever.

You are credited with saying he had to get his weight down before your wedding.

I have to ask: Your mother said at a Middle East policy forum in November, “One day, I hope to take my grandchildren to visit Israel.” I know this is a running joke between you. Do you share that hope for her?

You know, my grandmother was not shy about expressing her expectations that I would become more of a public person. My Rumor has it you’re a vegan. True? parents are not shy, clearly publicly and othI was never a vegan. I gave up red meat when erwise, in expressing their hopes that they will I was 11 because in my seventhsoon be grandparents. Yes, I grade life science class, we read mean, absolutely, like God two articles about red meat, and willing, Marc and I will have I think probably I needed to be children. Right now, we’re both THE FIRST KIDS, ALL GROWN UP a little zealous about something. working very hard. But yes, I What are the children I gave up all meat when I was certainly share my mother’s of presidents Carter, Reagan, and more 13. Then when I was 29, I woke hopes that at some point, she up to today? Visit up one day and craved red meat. will be able to take our children parade.com/kids My husband, who is an inveteraround the world.

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Ask Marilyn

By Marilyn vos Savant

Three people decide to start with $10,000 each and compete to see who makes the most in the stock market over a period of three years.

The first person gains 20 percent the first year, then 3 percent, then 2 percent. The second person gains 2 percent, then 3 percent, then 20 percent. The third gains 20 percent, then 2 percent, then 3 percent.

Which person gains the most after three years?

—Dave Rado, Middlebury, Conn.

Who’s the winner, readers? (Try not to use a calculator.) The answer appears below.

You may be surprised to learn that all three people fare the same. At the end of three years, each winds up with $12,607.20.

Can’t believe it? Now’s the time for that calculator!

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Ask Marilyn

By Marilyn vos Savant

Three people decide to start with $10,000 each and compete to see who makes the most in the stock market over a period of three years.

The first person gains 20 percent the first year, then 3 percent, then 2 percent. The second person gains 2 percent, then 3 percent, then 20 percent. The third gains 20 percent, then 2 percent, then 3 percent.

Which person gains the most after three years?

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񡑦񡑦񡑦񡑃񡑒񡑢񡑔񡑙񡑖񡑥񡑑񡑢񡑤񡑖񡑒񡑣񡑢񡑃񡑔񡑢񡑡񡑀 񡑢񡑣񡑀񡑡񡑓񡑘񡑠񡑀񡑢񡑣񡑕񡑖񡑣񡑀񡑗񡑢񡑣񡑡񡑃񡑀

You may be surprised to learn that all three people fare the same. At the end of three years, each winds up with $12,607.20.

Can’t believe it? Now’s the time for that calculator!

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Who’s the winner, readers? (Try not to use a calculator.) The answer appears below.

Scan to see how it works

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ĨÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x161;Ä&#x17E;Ć&#x152;Ä&#x201A;ĹŻ Ä?ŽƾĆ&#x152;Ć&#x161; Ä&#x201A;ĆľĆ&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ˝Ć&#x152;Ĺ?Ç&#x152;Ä&#x17E;Ä&#x161; Ć&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ?Ć? EĹ˝Ć&#x; Ä?Ä&#x17E; ZÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x201A;Ä&#x161; Ć&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ?Ć? EĹ˝Ć&#x; Ä?Ä&#x17E; Ä?Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x152;Ä&#x17E;ĨƾůůÇ&#x2021; zŽƾĆ&#x152; ĹŻÄ&#x17E;Ĺ?Ä&#x201A;ĹŻ Ć&#x152;Ĺ?Ĺ?Ĺ&#x161;Ć&#x161;Ć? ĹľÄ&#x201A;Ç&#x2021; Ä?Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x201A;ÄŤ Ä&#x17E;Ä?Ć&#x161;Ä&#x17E;Ä&#x161;

If You Were Billed for Third-Party Charges On Your AT&T Landline Telephone Bill From January 1, 2005 through January 14, 2013 that You Did Not Authorize, zŽƾ DÄ&#x201A;Ç&#x2021; Ä&#x17E; ĹśĆ&#x; Ć&#x161;ĹŻÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x161; Ć&#x161;Ĺ˝ Ä&#x201A; WÄ&#x201A;Ç&#x2021;ĹľÄ&#x17E;ĹśĆ&#x161; &Ć&#x152;Žž ĹŻÄ&#x201A;Ć?Ć? Ä?Ć&#x; ŽŜ ^Ä&#x17E;ĆŠ ĹŻÄ&#x17E;ĹľÄ&#x17E;ĹśĆ&#x161; WÄ&#x201A;Ć&#x152;Ä&#x201A; hĹśÄ&#x201A; EĹ˝Ć&#x; ÄŽ Ä?Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x; ŽŜ Ä&#x17E;Ĺś Ć?Ć&#x2030;Ä&#x201A;ŚŽů ^Ä&#x17E; WĆľÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x161;Ä&#x17E; sĹ?Ć?Ć&#x161;Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x152; Ç Ç Ç ddĆ&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ?Ć&#x152;Ä&#x161;Ć&#x2030;Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x152;Ć&#x161;Ç&#x2021;Ä?Ĺ?ĹŻĹŻĹ?ĹśĹ?Ć?Ä&#x17E;ĆŠ ĹŻÄ&#x17E;ĹľÄ&#x17E;ĹśĆ&#x161; Ä?Žž Ć?Ć&#x2030;Ä&#x201A;ŜŽů NOTICE OF PROPOSED CLASS ACTION SETTLEMENT Nwabueze et al. v. AT&T. et al., Case Number CV-09-1529 SI (US Dist. Court, ND. California) A Settlement has been preliminarily approved by the Court in a class action lawsuit against AT&T alleging that third-party companies placed unauthorized charges on AT&Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s landline telephone bills (known as â&#x20AC;&#x153;crammingâ&#x20AC;?), in violation of federal and state law. AT&T denies any wrongdoing. Both sides agreed to settle the lawsuit to avoid the cost, delay, risks, and uncertainty of litigation.

1-866-242-0603, via email at info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com.

or

at

WHO IS IN THE SETTLEMENT CLASS? You are in the Settlement Class if you are

ALERT: If you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to be legally bound by the settlement, you must exclude yourself by September 2, 2013, or you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be able to sue, or continue to sue, AT&T or any other Released Persons [see ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com for a list of Released Persons], about the claims in this case. If you exclude yourself, you cannot receive a payment under this settlement.

a current or former AT&T ILEC landline customer who, at any time from January 1, 2005, through January 14, 2013 had a Third-Party Charge placed on your AT&T ILEC telephone bill though a Clearinghouse. Excluded from the Settlement Class are any judicial officer to whom the Action is assigned and the United States government and any State government or instrumentality thereof. [AT&T ILEC means an AT&T-affiliated incumbent local exchange carrier, such as Pacific Bell Telephone Company, d/b/a AT&T California, Illinois Bell Telephone Company, d/b/a AT&T Illinois, etc.]

WHAT DOES THE SETTLEMENT PROVIDE? The Settlement calls for payments

WHAT ARE MY OTHER OPTIONS? To exclude yourself from the lawsuit, you must

pursuant to a claims approval process to Settlement Class Members who assert they paid for Third-Party Charges placed on their AT&T landline telephone bills they did not authorize.

WHAT ARE â&#x20AC;&#x153;THIRD-PARTY CHARGES?â&#x20AC;? Third-Party Charges are charges that customers could authorize be billed on their AT&T telephone bill for products or services offered by third-party companies (i.e., companies not affiliated with AT&T). Examples of the types of products and services are: voicemail, email, fax, web page services (design, hosting or marketing), yellow page services, diet plans, identity protection and others.

WHAT ARE â&#x20AC;&#x153;UNAUTHORIZED THIRD-PARTY CHARGES?â&#x20AC;? Unauthorized Third-Party Charges are Third-Party Charges placed on a customerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s AT&T landline bill without the customerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s knowing authorization.

HOW DO I SEEK A PAYMENT? To receive a payment you must submit a

Claim Form by December 2, 2013 or 30 days after you receive a Billing Summary in response to a timely request, whichever is later. Settlement Class Members can apply through a claims approval process for the full amount (i.e., 100%) of all Third-Party Charges paid on their AT&T phone bills between January 1, 2005 and January 14, 2013 (the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Class Periodâ&#x20AC;?) that the Class Member asserts were not authorized and have not been previously reimbursed. Claim Forms may be submitted online at www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com, mailed to the Settlement Administrator at the address below, or emailed to info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com. To request a Billing Summary and a Claim Form, contact the Settlement Administrator at 1-866-242-0603, via email at info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com or go to www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com and print one out.

HOW MUCH WILL MY PAYMENT BE? It depends on the amount, if any, of unauthorized Third-Party Charges that you paid. If you make a claim that is approved, you will receive the full amount of all unauthorized Third-Party Charges you paid during the Class Period that have not already been refunded. While the size of payment to which individual customers could be entitled is likely to vary considerably, class counsel contend that some class members may have claims of hundreds of dollars or more.

YOU CAN GET A FREE SUMMARY OF ALL YOUR THIRD-PARTY CHARGES. You may have been billed for Third-Party Charges over a period of months without having noticed it. To help you determine if you were billed for Third-Party Charges you did not authorize during the Class Period, you can request a free summary of all Third-Party Charges billed to you as identified from a search of reasonably available AT&T billing information by submitting a Billing Summary Request to the Settlement Administrator. You can obtain a Billing Summary Request form by calling

mail a signed, written request to be excluded from Nwabueze v. AT&T, with your name, address, and phone number, to the Settlement Administrator postmarked by September 2, 2013. Requests for exclusion cannot be made online or by email. You must send your request for exclusion to: Nwabueze v. AT&T Inc. c/o GCG P.O. Box 35045 Seattle, WA 98124 Unless you exclude yourself, you will be in the Class, and if the Settlement is approved, you will be bound by it, and release claims against Released Persons, as defined in the Settlement Agreement. You may go to www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com for a full description of the Release in this case and for a listing of other known existing litigation by or on behalf of AT&T customers that include claims covered by the Release. If you do not exclude yourself, you or your lawyer have the right to object to or comment on the Settlement, Class Counselâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s request for attorneysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fees and expenses and/or incentive awards, by mailing objections, in writing, to: Class Counsel, John G. Jacobs at 55 West Monroe Street, Suite 2970, Chicago, IL 60603, and AT&Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Counsel, Douglas R. Tribble, 501 West Broadway, Suite 1100, San Diego, CA 92101, and filing the same with the Clerk of the Court at 450 Golden Gate Avenue, 16th Floor, San Francisco, CA 94102

by September 2, 2013. The Court has preliminarily approved the settlement. The Court will hold a Final Approval Hearing on November 1, 2013 at 9:00 a.m. at 450 Golden Gate Avenue, Courtroom 10, 19th Floor, San Francisco, CA 94102 to decide whether the Settlement should be finally approved as fair, reasonable and adequate and in the best interests of the Class and whether to approve Class Counselâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s request for attorneysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fees and expenses and class representativesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; incentive awards. The hearing may be changed to a different date or time without notice. You do not need to attend the hearing unless you wish to object in person. You may not appear at the hearing unless you timely file a written notice of objection and intent to appear.

DO I HAVE A LAWYER REPRESENTING ME IN THIS LAWSUIT? The Court appointed lawyers from five law firms to act as Class Counsel for the Settlement Class, whose information is at www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com. Class Counsel will ask the Court to approve payment of up to $5,500,000 for attorneysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fees and expenses and payment of $5,000 each to Joy Nwabueze and Amelia Terry, for their services as Class Representatives. The Settlement Class will not be required to pay any portion of the fees and expenses and incentive awards awarded by the Court, which will be paid by AT&T, and will not reduce the benefits to the Settlement Class. You may hire your own attorney at your own cost, if you wish, who may enter an appearance on your behalf, if you timely file a written notice of objection.

This notice is only a summary. For more information on the Settlement, please read the detailed Notice and Claim Filing Instructions at www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com. If you scan the bar code on the left with your smartphone, it will take you to a website with more detailed information, plus a Claim Form and Billing Summary Request form, which you can submit online, or via email or mail. If you have questions, you can also call the Settlement Administrator toll free at 1-866-242-0603 or send an email to info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com.

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AMERICAN

STORIES

Oh, Rats!

Why a widely scorned rodent is becoming an increasingly popular pet

BY KENNETH MILLER

females from a reputable breeder, and they promptly won our hearts. Ounce for ounce, Cookie and Blueberry have more personality than many conventional domestic animals.

They run excitedly to their cage door when we enter the room.

They enjoy being tickled (scientists recently found that rats can

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laugh, at a frequency inaudible to humans) and playing peekaboo behind the sofa cushions.

Do they occasionally gnaw the furniture? Maybe. But at least we don’t have to take them for walks—a big plus for an over-

SMALL WONDERS

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Guinea pigs Originally from South America, these fur balls are also known as cavies.

Pro: Soft and cuddly.

Cons: Need lots of exercise. Will chew anything.

2

Hamsters These classroom favorites come in a variety of sizes.

Pro: See “guinea pigs.”

Cons: Nocturnal.

Can be nippy.

3

Leopard geckos A good “beginner lizard,” this species hails from Central Asia.

Pros: Calm, friendly.

Con: Must be fed live insects.

4

Sugar gliders These Australian marsupials are another new pocket pet fad.

Pro: Bond closely with their owners.

Con: Physically fragile.

scheduled modern family.

About half a million families own a rat or mouse, based on statistics from the American Pet Products Association—nearly double the number from 2006.

That upswing may reflect the low cost of caring for “pocket pets” at a time of tight household finances. But as small critters go, there’s something about rats that generates particular ardor among their owners. “Mice are great, but rats are smarter,” says AFRMA founder and president Karen Robbins. “They know you, and they want to be out with you.”

Fancy rats come in a dizzying array of configurations. Their officially recognized colors include Blue, Champagne, Lilac, Mink, Siamese, and Lynx. There are straight-haired Standards, curly Rexes, and shiny Satins, with markings classified as Hooded, Masked, Variegated, Berkshire, and Dalmatian. There are hairless rats, tailless rats, and big-eared rats called Dumbos.

Many of these varieties (and a few of their mouse cousins) are on display at the AFRMA show in Riverside. In the “curious rat” competition, which challenges the contestant to investigate 10 items in one minute (house keys, hairbrush, toilet-paper tube, and so on), the black-masked Ruby bustles from one to the other like a shopper at an afterChristmas 50-percent-off sale.

Ruby’s owners, Kat and Derek MacElwain, beam as she racks up an impressive score of 80 percent. “Most people think of rats as cockroaches with fur,” says Derek, 43, a manager of a construction-supply company.

“But they’re some of the sweetest creatures around.”

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o most people, the phrase “rat race” denotes a grim struggle to get ahead in life. But to those attending the annual show of the American Fancy Rat and Mouse Association (AFRMA), in Riverside, Calif., the term has a more literal meaning. The racecourse is a three-by-four-foot wooden box divided into narrow lanes, with four rats waiting behind the starting gates. A judge lifts the gate and they’re off!

Or not. One animal plops down to groom herself. Another stops to sniff at something.

Though their owners urge them forward (“Come on, Ruby!

Come on, Castiel!”), the contestants remain unhurried, oblivious. By the end, only a small brown female named Dusty has crossed the finish line. But in the affirmative spirit of AFRMA, even the laggards get ribbons.

I’m here because, like a growing number of American families, mine has fallen in love with this less-than-conventional pet.

I used to associate rats mainly with the Black Death. Last summer, however, my 9-yearold daughter, Samantha, who’s allergic to dogs and cats and unexcited by fish, lizards, or turtles, was begging for a pet, and the rats at the local Petco aroused her snuggling instincts.

Swallowing our misgivings, my wife and I bought a pair of

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of Country Music Awards tonight (CBS), says being raised on a farm influenced his writing. “I’ll always have

Jackie Robinson (left) in 1956; Mariano Rivera is the last to wear Robinson’s number.

songs with a farm connotation on my albums. It’s in the fabric of my music, and I plan to keep it that way.”

Liza Minnelli

Q: Did Liza Minnelli always want to perform? —Hilda M., Lewes, Del.

A: “I wanted to be an ice skater growing up,” says Minnelli, 67. “I was actually really good. But then I saw Bye Bye Birdie and that changed everything!”

Minnelli, who jokes that she’s “too stubborn to retire,” sang on last night’s episode of the NBC series Smash. She shares her most vivid memory of her mother, Judy dy Garland, at parade.com/liza. m/liza.

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Did he come me up with that?

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A: “My dad d owns a peanut farm m in Georgia, so yeah, it’ss something I came up with,” says the musician, 36. “It’s fun!”

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The actress, 30, stars as Peggy Olson on Mad Men (season six premieres tonight on AMC) and Detective Robin Griffin in the miniseries Top of the Lake (Sundance Channel, Mondays).

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was played? —Miranda L., Richmond

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CHELSEA LEANS IN BY LYNN SHERR

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she says, striding into the room with a smooth gait and a low, sure voice. “I’m Chelsea!” The handshake is confident, the eyes firmly fixed. With the ease of her father and the directness of her mother, Chelsea Clinton is stepping out into the world.

At 33, she wears her political royalty in triplicate: There are her famous parents, of course, but also her motherin-law, former Pennsylvania congresswoman Marjorie Margolies. After several years in the private sector (with McKinsey & Company, then with a hedge fund), Clinton has emerged onto the civic stage in her own right, graceful and glowing and, today at least, in brilliant magenta and lime green.

“My grandmother always wanted me to wear more color,” she says. “She was right.” Her whole life, Chelsea has looked up to Dorothy Rodham, who died in November 2011, and she tries to wear something of her grandmother’s daily. At the moment it’s a clear bangle bracelet.

Rodham was actually the person who most encouraged Chelsea to turn her years of self-imposed privacy into a more public life. Chelsea is now helping to run CGI U, an annual meeting for college students held through the Clinton Global Initiative, which her father launched in 2005 to develop innovative solutions to challenges around the world.

The CGI U sessions, like the one taking place this weekend at Washington University in St. Louis, require attendees to make a Commitment to Action—a concrete plan to tackle a local or global problem.

And the conference itself emphasizes practicalities and logistics, with speakers (from comedian Stephen Colbert to Twitter cofounder Jack Dorsey) and workshops that explain how to get projects done.

On this day, at CGI’s midtown Manhattan offices, Clinton presides over a sharp, focused meeting to pick which projects to spotlight onstage at the St. Louis event. One will plant trees with the money saved by using electronic rather than paper receipts at campus bars and shops; another proposes a low-cost mat that helps diagnose postpartum hemorrhages in women.

Clinton’s concentration does not waver. She demonstrates a masterly command of the issues and swiftly zeroes in on crucial questions.

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all should be optimistic about the future. We have more than 1,000 students coming from every state, from all across the world, who have made more than 600 commitments. It just gives me so many reasons to believe that our future will be brighter, healthier, more equitable than life has ever been.

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There’s got to be a little bit more anonymity in New York than in other places.

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Their belief and expectation that they can change the world, and the responsibility they feel to at least try. They embody what we say in our family: “It is always better to be caught trying.” They are also determined to have fun, and I think that makes the work more sustainable for them and more infectious for others.

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Community service seems to be part of their DNA. Why do you think this might be?

I think social media has made it easier for people to match their passions with opportunities to serve. And more broadly, I think technology has made it easier for people to give small dollars to make a big difference collectively—which is what we saw after the earthquake in Haiti, when 50 percent of American households donated to relief efforts. Increasingly, high schools have made service part of the curriculum; I think that helps create a habit of giving back. It’s lots of threads twining together, and we’re all better for it.

What are your duties at CGI U?

I guess I see myself as responsible for the success of CGI U. Our name is on the door, so I think all of us feel a responsibility— All of us Clintons?

Yes, to ensure that we are living up to the implicit bargain we make with the CGI U attendees, that we are bringing together people who really are change makers so they can learn from one another and from whatever we have to offer; and, candidly, so we can learn from them.

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When it comes to human papillomavirus (HPV), females are only half the equation. There are 30 to 40 types of HPV that will affect an estimated 75% to 80% of males and females in their lifetime. For most, HPV clears on its own. But, for others who don’t clear certain types, HPV could cause cervical cancer in females and other types of HPV could cause genital warts in both males and females.

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IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION Anyone who is allergic to the ingredients of GARDASIL, including those severely allergic to yeast, should not receive the vaccine. GARDASIL is not for women who are pregnant.

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USPPI 9883616 Patient Information about ® GARDASIL (pronounced “gard-Ah-sill”) Generic name: [Human Papillomavirus Quadrivalent (Types 6, 11, 16, and 18) Vaccine, Recombinant] Read this information with care before getting GARDASIL.1 You (the person getting GARDASIL) will need 3 doses of the vaccine. It is important to read this leaflet when you get each dose. This leaflet does not take the place of talking with your health care provider about GARDASIL. What is GARDASIL? GARDASIL is a vaccine (injection/shot) that is used for girls and women 9 through 26 years of age to help protect against the following diseases caused by Human Papillomavirus (HPV): Ê UÊ C Ê ervical cancer Ê UÊ V Ê ulvar and vaginal cancers U Anal cancer Ê UÊ G Ê enital warts Ê UÊ P Ê recancerous cervical, vaginal, vulvar, and anal lesions GARDASIL is used for boys and men 9 through 26 years of age to help protect against the following diseases caused by HPV: U Anal cancer U Genital warts U Precancerous anal lesions The diseases listed above have many causes, and GARDASIL only protects against diseases caused by certain kinds of HPV (called Type 6, Type 11, Type 16, and Type 18). Most of the time, these 4 types of HPV are responsible for the diseases listed above.

GARDASIL cannot protect you from a disease that is caused by other types of HPV, other viruses, or bacteria.

GARDASIL does not treat HPV infection.

You cannot get HPV or any of the above diseases from GARDASIL. What important information about GARDASIL should I know? Ê UÊ ÊYou should continue to get routine cervical cancer screening. Ê UÊ ÊGARDASIL may not fully protect everyone who gets the vaccine. Ê UÊ ÊGARDASIL will not protect against HPV types that you already have.

Who should not get GARDASIL? You should not get GARDASIL if you have, or have had: Ê UÊ Êan allergic reaction after getting a dose of GARDASIL. Ê UÊ Êa severe allergic reaction to yeast, amorphous aluminum hydroxyphosphate sulfate, polysorbate 80.

What should I tell my health care provider before getting GARDASIL? Tell your health care provider if you: Ê UÊ Êare pregnant or planning to get pregnant. GARDASIL is not recommended for use in pregnant women. Ê UÊ Êhave immune problems, like HIV infection, cancer, or you take medicines that affect your immune system. Ê UÊ Êhave a fever over 100°F (37.8°C). Ê UÊ Êhad an allergic reaction to another dose of GARDASIL. Ê UÊ Êtake any medicines, even those you can buy over the counter.

Your health care provider will help decide if you should get the vaccine.

Can other vaccines and medications be given at the same time as GARDASIL? GARDASIL can be given at the same time as RECOMBIVAX HB®1 [hepatitis B vaccine (recombinant)] or Menactra [Meningococcal (Groups A, C, Y and W-135) Polysaccharide Diphtheria Toxoid Conjugate Vaccine] and Adacel [Tetanus Toxoid, Reduced Diphtheria Toxoid and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Adsorbed (Tdap)].

What are the possible side effects of GARDASIL? The most common side effects with GARDASIL are: Ê UÊ Êpain, swelling, itching, bruising, and redness at the injection site Ê UÊ Êheadache Ê UÊ Êfever Ê UÊ Ênausea Ê UÊ Êdizziness Ê UÊ Êvomiting Ê UÊ Êfainting There was no increase in side effects when GARDASIL was given at the same time as RECOMBIVAX HB [hepatitis B vaccine (recombinant)].

There was more injection-site swelling at the injection site for GARDASIL when GARDASIL was given at the same time as Menactra [Meningococcal (Groups A, C, Y and W-135) Polysaccharide Diphtheria Toxoid Conjugate Vaccine] and Adacel [Tetanus Toxoid, Reduced Diphtheria Toxoid and Acellular Pertussis Vaccine Adsorbed (Tdap)].

Tell your health care provider if you have any of the following problems because these may be signs of an allergic reaction: Ê UÊ Êdifficulty breathing Ê UÊ Êwheezing (bronchospasm) Ê UÊ Êhives Ê UÊ Êrash Tell your health care provider if you have: Ê UÊ Êswollen glands (neck, armpit, or groin) Ê UÊ Êjoint pain Ê UÊ Êunusual tiredness, weakness, or confusion Ê UÊ Êchills Ê UÊ Êgenerally feeling unwell Ê UÊ Êleg pain Ê UÊ Êshortness of breath Ê UÊ Êchest pain Ê UÊ Êaching muscles Ê UÊ Êmuscle weakness Ê UÊ Êseizure Ê UÊ Êbad stomach ache Ê UÊ Êbleeding or bruising more easily than normal U skin infection Contact your health care provider right away if you get any symptoms that concern you, even several months after getting the vaccine.

How is GARDASIL given?

GARDASIL is a shot that is usually given in the arm muscle.

You will need 3 shots given on the following schedule: Ê UÊ ÊDose 1: at a date you and your health care provider choose. Ê UÊ ÊDose 2: 2 months after Dose 1. Ê UÊ ÊDose 3: 6 months after Dose 1.

For a more complete list of side effects, ask your health care provider.

Fainting can happen after getting GARDASIL. Sometimes people who faint can fall and hurt themselves. For this reason, your health care provider may ask you to sit or lie down for 15 minutes after you get GARDASIL. Some people who faint might shake or become stiff. This may require evaluation or treatment by your health care provider.

This leaflet is a summary of information about GARDASIL. If you would like more information, please talk to your health care provider or visit www.gardasil.com.

Make sure that you get all 3 doses on time so that you get the best protection. If you miss a dose, talk to your health care provider.

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She started to push me further after Marc [Mezvinsky, her husband] and I were engaged. She said, “Well, it’s about time.”

That’s what a grandmother’s supposed to say!

Before that she had given us a sculpture of two people embracing, called Wedding Rings. I said, “Grandma, this is not subtle.”

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I’d chosen to kind of live in the recesses, to work very hard and try to be a good person. I hadn’t planned on or expected to have a public dimension in my life. But I was starting to feel like I had a responsibility to at least try to make more of a difference—that indeed it was better to be caught trying.

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I’m incredibly close to both my parents individually and collectively. And thankfully, my husband loves them. Lots of dinners, lots of movies, lots of walks with the dogs. Between the four of us, we now have four dogs.

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We have a terrier named Soren.

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We have a terrier named Soren.

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Chelsea Clinton | continued What movies do you watch?

ate carnivore, was thrilled. My father is quite famously a vegan, and I am thrilled by that.

When Marc and I are in town, we go to a movie every Sunday and sit in the back row.

We watch artsy, thought-provoking movies or documentaries, always on things that we know nothing about, because we like to learn things together. Or we go to blockbuster action movies. We have seen every awesomely bad and awesomely fantastic big action movie that’s come out in the last eight years.

Was his change in diet your influence?

You like the noise? You like the action?

I never said that to him. If he wants to say it motivated him, I’m happy to take the credit.

I love the pageantry of it.

You’re incredibly fit. Talk about your exercise regime.

I work like six days a week, and I exercise six days a week. It’s either a stress prophylactic for the day or stress relief. I’ll run on the treadmill and watch the news in the morning, or I’ll go to the gym and work on the trainer, or I’ll go to spinning class.

I’m so grateful that my father really did take [his heart surgeries] for the wake-up they were intended to be. He is so much more conscious about what he eats. And he walks a lot now to help relieve the stress. Selfishly, I want him around forever.

You are credited with saying he had to get his weight down before your wedding.

I have to ask: Your mother said at a Middle East policy forum in November, “One day, I hope to take my grandchildren to visit Israel.” I know this is a running joke between you. Do you share that hope for her?

You know, my grandmother was not shy about expressing her expectations that I would become more of a public person. My Rumor has it you’re a vegan. True? parents are not shy, clearly publicly and othI was never a vegan. I gave up red meat when erwise, in expressing their hopes that they will I was 11 because in my seventhsoon be grandparents. Yes, I grade life science class, we read mean, absolutely, like God two articles about red meat, and willing, Marc and I will have I think probably I needed to be children. Right now, we’re both THE FIRST KIDS, ALL GROWN UP a little zealous about something. working very hard. But yes, I What are the children I gave up all meat when I was certainly share my mother’s of presidents Carter, Reagan, and more 13. Then when I was 29, I woke hopes that at some point, she up to today? Visit up one day and craved red meat. will be able to take our children parade.com/kids My husband, who is an inveteraround the world.

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By Marilyn vos Savant

Three people decide to start with $10,000 each and compete to see who makes the most in the stock market over a period of three years.

The first person gains 20 percent the first year, then 3 percent, then 2 percent. The second person gains 2 percent, then 3 percent, then 20 percent. The third gains 20 percent, then 2 percent, then 3 percent.

Which person gains the most after three years?

—Dave Rado, Middlebury, Conn.

Who’s the winner, readers? (Try not to use a calculator.) The answer appears below.

You may be surprised to learn that all three people fare the same. At the end of three years, each winds up with $12,607.20.

Can’t believe it? Now’s the time for that calculator!

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Ask Marilyn

By Marilyn vos Savant

Three people decide to start with $10,000 each and compete to see who makes the most in the stock market over a period of three years.

The first person gains 20 percent the first year, then 3 percent, then 2 percent. The second person gains 2 percent, then 3 percent, then 20 percent. The third gains 20 percent, then 2 percent, then 3 percent.

Which person gains the most after three years?

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񡑦񡑦񡑦񡑃񡑒񡑢񡑔񡑙񡑖񡑥񡑑񡑢񡑤񡑖񡑒񡑣񡑢񡑃񡑔񡑢񡑡񡑀 񡑢񡑣񡑀񡑡񡑓񡑘񡑠񡑀񡑢񡑣񡑕񡑖񡑣񡑀񡑗񡑢񡑣񡑡񡑃񡑀

You may be surprised to learn that all three people fare the same. At the end of three years, each winds up with $12,607.20.

Can’t believe it? Now’s the time for that calculator!

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Who’s the winner, readers? (Try not to use a calculator.) The answer appears below.

Scan to see how it works

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ĨÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x161;Ä&#x17E;Ć&#x152;Ä&#x201A;ĹŻ Ä?ŽƾĆ&#x152;Ć&#x161; Ä&#x201A;ĆľĆ&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ˝Ć&#x152;Ĺ?Ç&#x152;Ä&#x17E;Ä&#x161; Ć&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ?Ć? EĹ˝Ć&#x; Ä?Ä&#x17E; ZÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x201A;Ä&#x161; Ć&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ?Ć? EĹ˝Ć&#x; Ä?Ä&#x17E; Ä?Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x152;Ä&#x17E;ĨƾůůÇ&#x2021; zŽƾĆ&#x152; ĹŻÄ&#x17E;Ĺ?Ä&#x201A;ĹŻ Ć&#x152;Ĺ?Ĺ?Ĺ&#x161;Ć&#x161;Ć? ĹľÄ&#x201A;Ç&#x2021; Ä?Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x201A;ÄŤ Ä&#x17E;Ä?Ć&#x161;Ä&#x17E;Ä&#x161;

If You Were Billed for Third-Party Charges On Your AT&T Landline Telephone Bill From January 1, 2005 through January 14, 2013 that You Did Not Authorize, zŽƾ DÄ&#x201A;Ç&#x2021; Ä&#x17E; ĹśĆ&#x; Ć&#x161;ĹŻÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x161; Ć&#x161;Ĺ˝ Ä&#x201A; WÄ&#x201A;Ç&#x2021;ĹľÄ&#x17E;ĹśĆ&#x161; &Ć&#x152;Žž ĹŻÄ&#x201A;Ć?Ć? Ä?Ć&#x; ŽŜ ^Ä&#x17E;ĆŠ ĹŻÄ&#x17E;ĹľÄ&#x17E;ĹśĆ&#x161; WÄ&#x201A;Ć&#x152;Ä&#x201A; hĹśÄ&#x201A; EĹ˝Ć&#x; ÄŽ Ä?Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x; ŽŜ Ä&#x17E;Ĺś Ć?Ć&#x2030;Ä&#x201A;ŚŽů ^Ä&#x17E; WĆľÄ&#x17E;Ä&#x161;Ä&#x17E; sĹ?Ć?Ć&#x161;Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x152; Ç Ç Ç ddĆ&#x161;Ĺ&#x161;Ĺ?Ć&#x152;Ä&#x161;Ć&#x2030;Ä&#x201A;Ć&#x152;Ć&#x161;Ç&#x2021;Ä?Ĺ?ĹŻĹŻĹ?ĹśĹ?Ć?Ä&#x17E;ĆŠ ĹŻÄ&#x17E;ĹľÄ&#x17E;ĹśĆ&#x161; Ä?Žž Ć?Ć&#x2030;Ä&#x201A;ŜŽů NOTICE OF PROPOSED CLASS ACTION SETTLEMENT Nwabueze et al. v. AT&T. et al., Case Number CV-09-1529 SI (US Dist. Court, ND. California) A Settlement has been preliminarily approved by the Court in a class action lawsuit against AT&T alleging that third-party companies placed unauthorized charges on AT&Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s landline telephone bills (known as â&#x20AC;&#x153;crammingâ&#x20AC;?), in violation of federal and state law. AT&T denies any wrongdoing. Both sides agreed to settle the lawsuit to avoid the cost, delay, risks, and uncertainty of litigation.

1-866-242-0603, via email at info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com.

or

at

WHO IS IN THE SETTLEMENT CLASS? You are in the Settlement Class if you are

ALERT: If you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to be legally bound by the settlement, you must exclude yourself by September 2, 2013, or you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be able to sue, or continue to sue, AT&T or any other Released Persons [see ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com for a list of Released Persons], about the claims in this case. If you exclude yourself, you cannot receive a payment under this settlement.

a current or former AT&T ILEC landline customer who, at any time from January 1, 2005, through January 14, 2013 had a Third-Party Charge placed on your AT&T ILEC telephone bill though a Clearinghouse. Excluded from the Settlement Class are any judicial officer to whom the Action is assigned and the United States government and any State government or instrumentality thereof. [AT&T ILEC means an AT&T-affiliated incumbent local exchange carrier, such as Pacific Bell Telephone Company, d/b/a AT&T California, Illinois Bell Telephone Company, d/b/a AT&T Illinois, etc.]

WHAT DOES THE SETTLEMENT PROVIDE? The Settlement calls for payments

WHAT ARE MY OTHER OPTIONS? To exclude yourself from the lawsuit, you must

pursuant to a claims approval process to Settlement Class Members who assert they paid for Third-Party Charges placed on their AT&T landline telephone bills they did not authorize.

WHAT ARE â&#x20AC;&#x153;THIRD-PARTY CHARGES?â&#x20AC;? Third-Party Charges are charges that customers could authorize be billed on their AT&T telephone bill for products or services offered by third-party companies (i.e., companies not affiliated with AT&T). Examples of the types of products and services are: voicemail, email, fax, web page services (design, hosting or marketing), yellow page services, diet plans, identity protection and others.

WHAT ARE â&#x20AC;&#x153;UNAUTHORIZED THIRD-PARTY CHARGES?â&#x20AC;? Unauthorized Third-Party Charges are Third-Party Charges placed on a customerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s AT&T landline bill without the customerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s knowing authorization.

HOW DO I SEEK A PAYMENT? To receive a payment you must submit a

Claim Form by December 2, 2013 or 30 days after you receive a Billing Summary in response to a timely request, whichever is later. Settlement Class Members can apply through a claims approval process for the full amount (i.e., 100%) of all Third-Party Charges paid on their AT&T phone bills between January 1, 2005 and January 14, 2013 (the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Class Periodâ&#x20AC;?) that the Class Member asserts were not authorized and have not been previously reimbursed. Claim Forms may be submitted online at www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com, mailed to the Settlement Administrator at the address below, or emailed to info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com. To request a Billing Summary and a Claim Form, contact the Settlement Administrator at 1-866-242-0603, via email at info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com or go to www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com and print one out.

HOW MUCH WILL MY PAYMENT BE? It depends on the amount, if any, of unauthorized Third-Party Charges that you paid. If you make a claim that is approved, you will receive the full amount of all unauthorized Third-Party Charges you paid during the Class Period that have not already been refunded. While the size of payment to which individual customers could be entitled is likely to vary considerably, class counsel contend that some class members may have claims of hundreds of dollars or more.

YOU CAN GET A FREE SUMMARY OF ALL YOUR THIRD-PARTY CHARGES. You may have been billed for Third-Party Charges over a period of months without having noticed it. To help you determine if you were billed for Third-Party Charges you did not authorize during the Class Period, you can request a free summary of all Third-Party Charges billed to you as identified from a search of reasonably available AT&T billing information by submitting a Billing Summary Request to the Settlement Administrator. You can obtain a Billing Summary Request form by calling

mail a signed, written request to be excluded from Nwabueze v. AT&T, with your name, address, and phone number, to the Settlement Administrator postmarked by September 2, 2013. Requests for exclusion cannot be made online or by email. You must send your request for exclusion to: Nwabueze v. AT&T Inc. c/o GCG P.O. Box 35045 Seattle, WA 98124 Unless you exclude yourself, you will be in the Class, and if the Settlement is approved, you will be bound by it, and release claims against Released Persons, as defined in the Settlement Agreement. You may go to www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com for a full description of the Release in this case and for a listing of other known existing litigation by or on behalf of AT&T customers that include claims covered by the Release. If you do not exclude yourself, you or your lawyer have the right to object to or comment on the Settlement, Class Counselâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s request for attorneysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fees and expenses and/or incentive awards, by mailing objections, in writing, to: Class Counsel, John G. Jacobs at 55 West Monroe Street, Suite 2970, Chicago, IL 60603, and AT&Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Counsel, Douglas R. Tribble, 501 West Broadway, Suite 1100, San Diego, CA 92101, and filing the same with the Clerk of the Court at 450 Golden Gate Avenue, 16th Floor, San Francisco, CA 94102

by September 2, 2013. The Court has preliminarily approved the settlement. The Court will hold a Final Approval Hearing on November 1, 2013 at 9:00 a.m. at 450 Golden Gate Avenue, Courtroom 10, 19th Floor, San Francisco, CA 94102 to decide whether the Settlement should be finally approved as fair, reasonable and adequate and in the best interests of the Class and whether to approve Class Counselâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s request for attorneysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fees and expenses and class representativesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; incentive awards. The hearing may be changed to a different date or time without notice. You do not need to attend the hearing unless you wish to object in person. You may not appear at the hearing unless you timely file a written notice of objection and intent to appear.

DO I HAVE A LAWYER REPRESENTING ME IN THIS LAWSUIT? The Court appointed lawyers from five law firms to act as Class Counsel for the Settlement Class, whose information is at www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com. Class Counsel will ask the Court to approve payment of up to $5,500,000 for attorneysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fees and expenses and payment of $5,000 each to Joy Nwabueze and Amelia Terry, for their services as Class Representatives. The Settlement Class will not be required to pay any portion of the fees and expenses and incentive awards awarded by the Court, which will be paid by AT&T, and will not reduce the benefits to the Settlement Class. You may hire your own attorney at your own cost, if you wish, who may enter an appearance on your behalf, if you timely file a written notice of objection.

This notice is only a summary. For more information on the Settlement, please read the detailed Notice and Claim Filing Instructions at www.ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com. If you scan the bar code on the left with your smartphone, it will take you to a website with more detailed information, plus a Claim Form and Billing Summary Request form, which you can submit online, or via email or mail. If you have questions, you can also call the Settlement Administrator toll free at 1-866-242-0603 or send an email to info@ATTthirdpartybillingsettlement.com.

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STORIES

Oh, Rats!

Why a widely scorned rodent is becoming an increasingly popular pet

BY KENNETH MILLER

females from a reputable breeder, and they promptly won our hearts. Ounce for ounce, Cookie and Blueberry have more personality than many conventional domestic animals.

They run excitedly to their cage door when we enter the room.

They enjoy being tickled (scientists recently found that rats can

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laugh, at a frequency inaudible to humans) and playing peekaboo behind the sofa cushions.

Do they occasionally gnaw the furniture? Maybe. But at least we don’t have to take them for walks—a big plus for an over-

SMALL WONDERS

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Guinea pigs Originally from South America, these fur balls are also known as cavies.

Pro: Soft and cuddly.

Cons: Need lots of exercise. Will chew anything.

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Hamsters These classroom favorites come in a variety of sizes.

Pro: See “guinea pigs.”

Cons: Nocturnal.

Can be nippy.

3

Leopard geckos A good “beginner lizard,” this species hails from Central Asia.

Pros: Calm, friendly.

Con: Must be fed live insects.

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Sugar gliders These Australian marsupials are another new pocket pet fad.

Pro: Bond closely with their owners.

Con: Physically fragile.

scheduled modern family.

About half a million families own a rat or mouse, based on statistics from the American Pet Products Association—nearly double the number from 2006.

That upswing may reflect the low cost of caring for “pocket pets” at a time of tight household finances. But as small critters go, there’s something about rats that generates particular ardor among their owners. “Mice are great, but rats are smarter,” says AFRMA founder and president Karen Robbins. “They know you, and they want to be out with you.”

Fancy rats come in a dizzying array of configurations. Their officially recognized colors include Blue, Champagne, Lilac, Mink, Siamese, and Lynx. There are straight-haired Standards, curly Rexes, and shiny Satins, with markings classified as Hooded, Masked, Variegated, Berkshire, and Dalmatian. There are hairless rats, tailless rats, and big-eared rats called Dumbos.

Many of these varieties (and a few of their mouse cousins) are on display at the AFRMA show in Riverside. In the “curious rat” competition, which challenges the contestant to investigate 10 items in one minute (house keys, hairbrush, toilet-paper tube, and so on), the black-masked Ruby bustles from one to the other like a shopper at an afterChristmas 50-percent-off sale.

Ruby’s owners, Kat and Derek MacElwain, beam as she racks up an impressive score of 80 percent. “Most people think of rats as cockroaches with fur,” says Derek, 43, a manager of a construction-supply company.

“But they’re some of the sweetest creatures around.”

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o most people, the phrase “rat race” denotes a grim struggle to get ahead in life. But to those attending the annual show of the American Fancy Rat and Mouse Association (AFRMA), in Riverside, Calif., the term has a more literal meaning. The racecourse is a three-by-four-foot wooden box divided into narrow lanes, with four rats waiting behind the starting gates. A judge lifts the gate and they’re off!

Or not. One animal plops down to groom herself. Another stops to sniff at something.

Though their owners urge them forward (“Come on, Ruby!

Come on, Castiel!”), the contestants remain unhurried, oblivious. By the end, only a small brown female named Dusty has crossed the finish line. But in the affirmative spirit of AFRMA, even the laggards get ribbons.

I’m here because, like a growing number of American families, mine has fallen in love with this less-than-conventional pet.

I used to associate rats mainly with the Black Death. Last summer, however, my 9-yearold daughter, Samantha, who’s allergic to dogs and cats and unexcited by fish, lizards, or turtles, was begging for a pet, and the rats at the local Petco aroused her snuggling instincts.

Swallowing our misgivings, my wife and I bought a pair of

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