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“Jenni’s mantra was ‘Finish what you start,’ so that’s how we’ll honor her.”

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Q: Willie Nelson is an avid environmentalist. How does he stay green on tour? —Tom M., Mesa, Ariz.

A: “All my buses run on BioWillie,” says the 79-year-old country icon, referring to a diesel fuel alternative produced in the U.S. by a company he started. Made partly from vegetable oil, it results in 70 percent fewer harmful emissions, according to the BioWillie website. Says the singer, whose album Let’s Face the Music and Dance comes out April 16, “It’s the way of the future.”

Jenni Rivera

Q: How is Jenni Rivera’s death being handled on her reality show? —Eve P., Berry, Ky.

A: When the MexicanAmerican singer died Dec. 9 at age 43 in a plane crash in northern Mexico, she was filming the third season of her show I Love Jenni (mun2, Sundays).

“Fans will get to see the

WALTER SCOTT ASKS…

MICHAEL BUBLÉ

The musician, 37, has a new album, To Be Loved, out on April 23.

This record is a mix of covers and songs you’ve written. How do you breathe new life into the classics?

I inflict new life upon them! I use what I’ve gone through in my own life, like heartbreak, love, and loss. If you believe in the words, you give your audience no choice but to believe with you.

Your single “It’s a Beautiful Day” is such a happy breakup tune. Yeah, it’s revenge! I wanted to write a song that empowered anyone going through that and give them hope.

You and your wife (actress Luisana Lopilato) are expecting a baby in August. What are you looking forward to about fatherhood? Everything! We’re so happy, we keep high-fiving each other. We want to have three or four kids someday. I hope I can be a good dad—I don’t have a clue what I’m doing.

(He sings his wife’s favorite song at parade.com/buble) Send questions to personality@parade.com or P.O. Box 5001, Grand Central Station, New York, N.Y. 10163-5001.

Oteri, Andy Dick, and D. L. Hughley are among those scheduled—vying to pull off the most outrageous practical joke on unsuspecting victims. “I love watching pranks,” Faison says, “but I hate talking about the one I pulled on Zach. I’m afraid karma will bite me back.”

Q: I heard that Alexis Bledel learned Spanish before English. True?

—Debra P., Oshkosh, Wis.

A: Sí! Bledel’s father is from Argentina and her mother was raised in Mexico. “Spanish was my first language,” says the actress, 31. “My parents spoke it to me when I was a baby, and I learned

Q: What’s the best prank Donald Faison has ever played on someone?

—Brian W., Hot Springs, Ark.

A: “On a [March 2005] episode of Punk’d, I got Zach Braff really good,” Faison says. “I had a bunch of kids pretend to spray-paint his brandnew black Porsche. He lost his mind!” Faison, 38, returns to pranking as host of TBS’s Who Gets the Last Laugh? (premiering April 16).

Each episode will feature three comedians—Cheri

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English when I went to preschool.” Bledel, who stars in the Hallmark Hall of Fame’s romantic drama Remember Sunday (ABC, April 21), has some relationship news of her own: In March she got engaged to her former Mad Men castmate Vincent Kartheiser.

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On the eve of the 2013 Pulitzer Prize announcements, get inspired by reporting at its very best: Roy Harris, author of Pulitzer’s Gold: Behind the Prize for Public Service Journalism, highlights some of his favorite winners of the prestigious award at parade parade.com/medal

EDITORS’ PLAYLIST NEW SONGS WE’RE LOVING The Mavericks “Fall Apart”” A wistful breakup number that would make Herb Alpert smile.

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Before you begin refilling shoe boxes with receipts, take a moment to get your financial house in order with tips on your insurance, cell phone contract, cable bill, and more at parade.com/finances. And scan the code above to learn how to get a free credit report from Wells Fargo through April 15 (so hurry!).

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Brenda Blethyn and Hilary ilary Swank play women who ho meet after each loses a son to malaria in Africa; a; together they work to help children who remain at risk. Tune in, then see how you can make a difference ence at malarianomore.org..

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Photographer Theron Humphrey’s rescue hound, Maddie, has an amazing ability: She can keep her balance atop almost anything, from a horse to a tree branch. In his book Maddie on Things, Humphrey presents 120 delightful photos of his beautiful dog doing her thing. For more, go to parade.com/maddie

The Band Perry “Done”” The sibs’ new single is proof that calling it quits can be triumphant and upbeat.

Boz Scaggs “So Good to Be Here” This Al Green cover is a master class in classic Memphis soul.

Dido “Let Us Move On” The ethereal singer is back in top form, sharing the beat with rapper Kendrick Lamar.

Walk Off the Earth “Red Hands” These YouTube darlings bring stomping rhythms and sweet harmonies.

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WHAT’S YOUR NEXT MOVE? After taking a beating during the Great Recession, the housing market is finally staggering back to its feet—but millions of Americans are wondering: Is it safe to get back in the real estate game?

By Kate Rockwood Cover illustration by Joe Zeff Design Opening illustration by Eric Palma

“it made so much sense at the time,” says Maura C. of the Chicago condo she and her husband purchased in 2009.

The 30-something couple— motivated in part by the $8,000 federal tax credit for first-time homeowners—decided to buy the $310,000 two-bedroom unit shortly after their wedding.

“I’d been a renter for more than a decade,” Maura says, “but I never doubted that I would eventually own. In my mind, it was an integral part of building a future for myself and my family.”

Fast-forward four years and their apartment is underwater. A neighboring unit went through a short sale last summer, going for just $220,000, and another condo in the building is on the market for $243,000.

Now pregnant with her second child, Maura wants to eat the loss and buy a larger home.

“Prices are starting to come back up, and interest rates are so low.

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If we wait to get above water, we’ll miss our chance,” she says.

But first, Maura has to convince her husband, Paul.

“He feels trapped by the whole situation,” she says. “For him, renting would mean regaining our freedom and flexibility.

But I grew up dreaming of having a ‘forever home.’ I just can’t let go of that idea.”

Maura and Paul are not alone.

As statistics hint at a budding housing recovery, millions are struggling with the same questions. Is it time to get back in the game? Can we trust the market again? And perhaps the most difficult question of all: Is owning a home still the right dream?

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recovers, it goes like gangbusters,” says real estate mogul Barbara Corcoran. “But this is the fastest comeback I’ve seen.”

Celia Chen, a housing analyst with Moody’s Analytics, expects to see continued growth for the next few years. If you’re ready to buy a home, this is a good time to do it, she says. But in today’s post-bubble market, how should we define “ready”?

“Home ownership makes

sense only if you can buy toward the future you want for yourself and your family,” says Ilyce Glink, head of the financial website ThinkGlink.com and author of Buy, Close, Move In! “You shouldn’t buy a one-bedroom condo if you want to have kids in the next five years. If you’re looking to retire but the thought of monthly payments keeps you up at night, you’re far better off skipping the mortgage—even if

interest rates are at 3 percent.

And whoever you are, you should plan to be there for a minimum of 10 years.”

That means staying not just in your home but also in the town and region. Think about the area schools and amenities, and how they’ll align with your needs over the next decade. Consider the stability of your current job, as well as your career prospects if your company were to close or lay off employees. In today’s job market, many workers find themselves having to relocate for new opportunities. In that scenario, a home—especially one that’s underwater or

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The Housing Horizon

One thing is certain, says Jed Kolko, chief economist and head of analytics for real estate site Trulia.com: “The rebound is real.”

After U.S. home prices hit rock bottom in the first quarter of 2012 (plummeting nearly 30 percent since early 2008), they rose over the next nine months, according to the Case-Shiller home price index. The National Association of Realtors recently reported that the median existing home price in February was $173,600, up 11.6 percent from a year ago. And fewer listings are languishing, which means buyers are making choices faster. The median time it took to sell a house in January was 108 days, down from 119 days in January 2012, per Realtor.com.

“When any housing recession

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COLONIAL ELEGANCE

This two-bedroom cottage may be on the small side, but it doesn’t lack for charm. Victorian trimmings give the home a bed-andbreakfast feel, and a backyard deck overlooks the historic Edmund Pettus Bridge spanning the Alabama River.

The pièce de résistance of this three-bedroom, 1,685-squarefoot ranch is the authentic Japanese garden, complete with koi and water lily ponds, lush foliage, and a 19th-century tileroofed farmhouse for outdoor entertaining.

The stately columns and classic wooden shutters on this fourbedroom, 2,800-square-foot home give it a sophisticated air.

Upscale interior details like builtin oak cabinets, French doors, and crown molding continue the look inside.

SELMA, ALA. / $150,000

TUCSON / $198,000

ABILENE, KAN. / $195,000

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$300,000

21ST-CENTURY CABIN

BAY-SIDE COTTAGE

MILE-HIGH LIVING

LEXINGTON, S.C. / $230,000

BELFAST, ME. / $219,000

DENVER / $275,000

This lodgelike property balances a rustic exterior—cedar siding, a pond-view balcony, a detached barn, and a tranquil 1.2-acre woodsy setting—with modern indoor amenities like a gas fireplace, a whirlpool tub, and a builtin entertainment center.

At 768 square feet, this twobedroom, one-bathroom home is one of the smallest on our list.

But it comes with a private 8.25acre waterfront lot on Belfast Bay, and walls of windows mean you can enjoy the view even on Maine’s coldest winter days.

Situated inside a turn-of-thecentury former school, this one-bedroom, 1,162-square-foot condo has a private entrance and spacious deck. Inside, two floors are linked by a spiral staircase, and 18-foot ceilings and extra-tall windows let in lots of light.

buyers beware. “These high growth rates aren’t sustainable,” says Chen, and new owners shouldn’t expect huge price gains to continue year over year.

“Twenty percent jumps are too good to be true for long.”

Elsewhere, the rebound is softer. New Jersey, Florida, and Illinois, among other states, require judicial foreclosures, a process that can drag through the courts, so distressed homes in those states will continue to trickle onto the market for years.

Other economic factors come into play, too. “In Chicago, for instance, job growth is weaker than in most of the country, and the bubble didn’t hit as hard,” says Kolko. “That means prices are rising more slowly.”

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Before You Leap

Ready to start cruising the real estate listings? First, experts recommend taking three steps.

1 | Look at the local market.

National statistics don’t necessarily apply in your own backyard. “With real estate, it’s local numbers that really tell the story,” says Errol Samuelson, president of Realtor.com. “And the variances between local

markets are staggering.”

On one end of the spectrum: the impressive comebacks experienced by some of the towns and cities most affected by the crash. Prices are up about 20 percent in Sacramento and Phoenix, for example. But

to get a loan.

Today, banks are much more tightfisted than they were a few years ago, meaning it’s tougher to get a mortgage—much less those tantalizingly low rates— than ever before.

Generally speaking, a home

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“Housing should not be viewed simply as an investment vehicle,” says Chen. “I’m afraid that attitude could come back: Home prices start rising, investors pile into the market and

$400,000

3 | Reconsider your reasons.

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buyer would need a credit score of 760 or higher for the best mortgage rates, says Lawrence Yun, chief economist for the National Association of Realtors. Even a respectable score of 700 to 720 may require additional fees, such as insurance. “Below 700, you’ll probably have to rethink your expectations,” says Yun. The good news: The credit market is expected to loosen this year or next, though interest rates may well rise at the same time.

For now, says Glink, the best way for buyers to look more attractive to banks is to make a bigger down payment—think 20 percent or even more. (This will, of course, have the added benefit of minimizing your monthly mortgage payments.)

“In years past, homeowners were getting mortgages with no money down or interest-only payments,” she says. “Now there’s been a sea change. More people are strategically buying less home than they can afford.

They’re asking: How can I spend less than my max to afford the life I want to live?”

And at a time when tens of millions of Americans are living paycheck-to-paycheck, that financial breathing room can mean the difference between security and sleepless nights.

ROOMY TOWN HOUSE PORTLAND, ORE. / $350,000

At nearly 2,000 square feet, this updated home has plenty of space for families. The property includes a private, plant-filled backyard, plus access to a common garden and pool.

URBAN LOFT CHICAGO / $330,000

This two-bedroom, 1,200square-foot condo has a prime spot inside Chicago’s Cinema Lofts, a 1926 building formerly home to the Belmont Theater.

The unit features high ceilings, hardwood floors, and a balcony.

SPRAWLING TUDOR LUDINGTON, MICH. / $397,000

With seven bedrooms and more than 5,000 square feet, this 1888 Victorian mansion once operated as a bed-andbreakfast. A separate carriage house contains three rentable apartments.

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cause prices to rise higher, soon everyone’s buying homes because they think they can make money. Over the long term—10 to 15 years—a home can be a decent investment.

But no one should expect to make a killing just because they bought a house.”

Instead, think beyond investment: Have you found a home you can see your family growing in for a decade or more? Do you love the neighborhood and

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the people in it? Are there plenty of job opportunities within commuting distance?

“You should really be looking at properties you can see yourself in for 15 to 20 years,” says Leslie Piper, a consumerhousing specialist with Realtor .com. “We went through a period where too many people were taking leaps of faith. But buying isn’t about playing musical chairs. It’s about making a house into your home.”

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This three-bedroom Queen Anne beauty is located on Florida’s Forgotten Coast in Apalachicola, a one-stoplight hamlet famous for its fishing and oysters.

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With four bedrooms and nearly 4,300 square feet, this historic home has plenty of idyllic features: a barn-red exterior, a spacious kitchen with fireplace, a screened porch, and, best of all, an 11-acre lot stocked with fruit trees and vegetable gardens.

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cause prices to rise higher, soon everyone’s buying homes because they think they can make money. Over the long term—10 to 15 years—a home can be a decent investment.

But no one should expect to make a killing just because they bought a house.”

Instead, think beyond investment: Have you found a home you can see your family growing in for a decade or more? Do you love the neighborhood and

WHAT YOU CAN GET FOR

$400,000 TO

the people in it? Are there plenty of job opportunities within commuting distance?

“You should really be looking at properties you can see yourself in for 15 to 20 years,” says Leslie Piper, a consumerhousing specialist with Realtor .com. “We went through a period where too many people were taking leaps of faith. But buying isn’t about playing musical chairs. It’s about making a house into your home.”

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This three-bedroom Queen Anne beauty is located on Florida’s Forgotten Coast in Apalachicola, a one-stoplight hamlet famous for its fishing and oysters.

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LEXINGTON, MASS. / $489,000

This Civil War–era manor has all the southern charm you’d expect: a sundial fountain, a gazebo, a parlor, a sun room, and nine fireplaces. And big families will appreciate the five bedrooms, 5,781 square feet of living space, and six-acre grounds.

With four bedrooms and nearly 4,300 square feet, this historic home has plenty of idyllic features: a barn-red exterior, a spacious kitchen with fireplace, a screened porch, and, best of all, an 11-acre lot stocked with fruit trees and vegetable gardens.

This one-bedroom, 900-squarefoot condo is inside the Hancock School, which is listed on the National Register of Historic Places for its Federal architecture.

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CINCINNATI / $1,788,000 One of only 270 existing private residences designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, this three-bedroom home is on the market for the ďŹ rst time in over 50 years and is still in pristine condition.

MADISON, WIS. / $945,000 This 1,900-square-foot, two-bedroom apartment offers a panoramic view of Madison’s capitol building and downtown skyline, which you can take in from the private terrace.

TERRELL, TEX. / $1,195,000

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CUNEO GILBERT & LADUCA, LLP Charles J. LaDuca 8120 Woodmont Ave., Suite 810 Bethesda, MD 20814

MADDOX HARGETT & CARUSO, P.C. Barbara Quinn Smith 9930 Johnnycake Ridge Road, Suite 3F Mentor, OH 44060

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Pico de Gallo Mix ½ white onion, diced; 2 cups diced tomatoes; ¼ cup cilantro; 1 Tbsp minced jalapeño; and salt.

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