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Pippa Middleton and friend get in the spirit with the “Doughnut Tree” game (page 6)

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Walter Scott’s

★★★ SPECIAL PECIAL COUNTRY COUNTR MUSIC EDITION ★★★ P Alan Jackson

WALTER SCOTT ASKS …

Q: So many country singers have gone pop.

Would Alan Jackson ever go that route?

Brad Paisley & Carrie Underwood Nominees Paisley, 40, and Underwood, 29, return to cohost the CMA Awards (Nov. 1, ABC) for a fifth time.

Brad, how do you think you two have evolved as hosts?

We were scared to death the first year, but we really have a good thing going now. Carrie’s got this graceful, beautiful, funny persona, and I’m sort of everything else!

How many outfit changes are you planning this year, Carrie?

As many as I have time for! I’ve tried on a million dresses.

Luckily, Brad lets me have the bigger dressing room.

Brad, you’re celebrating a big birthday today. How do you feel about turning 40? I feel pretty good about it! I remem-

ber when my dad turned 40 and thinking what an old fart he was, and here I am. But it’s a different day and age.

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Carrie, what do you think about Keith Urban as a judge on American Idol? I think it’s about time! There have been so

many country artists to come from the show, so why not get a country-loving judge in the mix? He’ll do a great job.

Send questions to Walter Scott at personality@parade.com or to P.O. Box 5001, Grand Central Station, New York, N.Y. 10163-5001.

—R. W. Scoville, Murrieta, Calif.

A: Although Jackson,

54, has no plans to stray from his country-soul ballads and modern honky-tonk, he praises artists like Taylor Swift and Zac Brown, who’ve found mainstream chart success. Whatever the style, true country music is “about being in love, getting your heart broke, drinkin’ and partyin’, livin’ and dyin’,” Jackson says. “A country song is a song about life.”

fge the Broadway revival of Annie Get Your Gun and in the sitcom Reba (2001–07), for which she earned a Golden Globe nomination.

is returning to TV in a new comedy. When was her first acting gig?

Watkins, Berwyn, Ill.

—Joan K., Greensboro, N.C.

A: Life on the road is

pretty sweet for Scott, 26. Bandmates Charles Kelley, 31, and Dave Haywood, 30, let her have the back room of the bus all to herself. “The guys are very generous,” she says. “I have my own bed, bathroom, and TV back there. I don’t have a refrigerator, but I would never come out if I did!”

A: The singer, who

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survive being the only girl on Lady Antebellum’s tour bus? —Elizabeth

stars on Malibu Country (Nov. 2, ABC), made her big-screen debut in 1990’s Tremors, alongside Kevin Bacon. McEntire, 57, has since starred in

fans,” says Rucker, who originally rose to fame as the frontman for Hootie & the Blowfish. As the newest member of the Grand Ole Opry, Rucker, 46, says his conversion to country was a lifelong dream. “People see it as a reinvention, but it’s felt like a natural evolution.”

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By PIPPA MIDDLETON Photographs by DAVID LOFTUS

Our special Halloween treat for you:

IN THIS EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM HER FIRST BOOK, CELEBRATE, THE STYLISH SISTER OF ENGLAND’S FUTURE QUEEN OFFERS TRICKS AND TREATS FOR A ROYALLY SPOOKY HOLIDAY of nothing more than curiosity. I can assure you that it feels even stranger to me than it probably does to you to have seen so much written about me when I have done so little to paint a picture of myself. This is my first chance to do that, and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.

I don’t think there’s a right way or a wrong way to celebrate. But I do strongly believe in the importance of bringing friends and family together. I have been lucky enough to grow up in a very close-knit family. The nurturing of friendship, family, and home feels more important than ever to me in a world that sometimes moves so fast that we forget what really matters.

One of my fondest holidays is Halloween, which brings out the impish spirit in us all. Ghost stories and fairy tales depict creatures howling at the full moon, bats flitting across troubled skies, and pumpkin lanterns glowing on windowsills to ward off bad spirits—scenes that evoke fright and mystery. On this night, trick-or-treaters take to the streets: Ghosts rub shoulders with trolls and

The Doughnut Tree

(pictured on cover) This is best played outside before it gets dark and cold. If you play indoors, line the floor with plenty of newspaper. If you have enough time in advance, hang other spooky decorations from the tree to conjure up a witchy atmosphere.

You’ll need a tree with accessible branches. Using regular string or yarn, hang one doughnut per child, leaving space in between and dangling them from various heights to accommodate both tall and short players. (If indoors, you can hang them from a length of string across a room.)

Each player stands by a doughnut, and when you yell, “Eat!” everyone must devour their doughnut as quickly as possible without using their hands.

The first player to finish wins.

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It’s a bit startling to achieve global recognition (if that’s the right word) before the age of 30, on account of your sister, your brother-inlaw, and your bottom.

One day, I might be able to make sense of this. In the meantime, I think it’s fair to say that it has its upside and its downside. I certainly have opportunities many can only dream of, but in most ways I’m a typical girl in her 20s trying to forge a career and represent herself in what can sometimes seem rather strange circumstances.

I am by nature an optimist, so I tend to concentrate on the advantages. One of the most attractive has been the chance to publish a guide to home entertaining, structured around the seasons and based on my experience in my family’s party business and previous work for a London-based events company. I’ve always loved to write, so it seemed natural to try to combine this passion with my enjoyment for entertaining, an enthusiasm I hope to share with others.

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Set the Scene 1. Floating Ghosts

Blow up white balloons, tie each to a cane or stick, and drape a white sheet over it. Tie the “neck” with string and use a black marker to draw the face. Stick the canes in the ground where you want each ghost to stand.

2. A Spooky Welcome Arrange glowing pumpkins where they will light up windows and the front door.

3. Spirited Place Cards Cut out Halloween silhouettes and write in silver pen.

4. Lollipop-Studded Pumpkin Cut a white paper napkin or paper towel into quarters. Place one piece of paper over the head of each lollipop and tie at the neck with white cotton thread. Draw on eyes with a black marker and stick into the pumpkin. Offer the candies as going-home treats.

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Pippa carried her sister Kate’s train at the royal wedding in April 2011. Her book Celebrate is out Oct. 30.

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Ghost Stories Share tales as the light begins to fade, with just a flashlight for

illumination. Get an enthusiastic storyteller to read from a classic book: Dr. Seuss, Grimm’s fairy tales, Frankenstein, Dracula, The Worst Witch, Roald Dahl’s ghost stories. Or you could let everyone take turns adding a few sentences to a story and see where it leads. (Check out a list of additional story suggestions at Parade.com/ghosts.)

Fun and Games THE MUMMY CHASE To play this game, you’ll need a yard or quiet street (and understanding neighbors), plus a stockpile of toilet paper.

Divide the players into two teams. Each team nominates a mummy. Give each team a couple of toilet paper rolls and put on some Halloweenthemed music. As the music plays, each

team must wrap their mummy from head to toe, leaving just a small gap for the eyes and nose. Teams must use up all of their rolls.

Once the mummification is complete, set up a starting and finish line for a race between the mummies, who must complete it without their wrappings coming off. If the paper starts to unravel mid-race, they must return to the

starting line for emergency repairs. The first mummy to finish with bandages intact wins.

LEAF RUBBING

Set up a table with colorful crayons and paper and send the children off on a hunt for autumnal leaves in interesting shapes and textures. Have each child lay a piece of paper over a leaf and rub it with the side of a

crayon, to create skeletal pictures of nature.

PUMPKIN BOWLING

Before Halloween, save up 10 small plastic bottles for pins. You can give them the appearance of ghosts by pouring in two inches of white glossy paint and a drop of thinner and shaking to coat the insides. Add faces to the outsides with a black marker.

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hobgoblins, witches ride their broomsticks, and Frankenstein’s monsters seem to emerge out of nowhere.

Many of the elements of today’s celebration have their origins in Celtic Ireland and the festival of Samhain and are heralded by the falling leaves of autumn, which signify death. Spirits of those who had died in the previous year were thought to return to Earth in search of living bodies to inhabit. The Celts would disguise themselves in ghoulish costumes, hoping that the spirits would mistake them for one of their own kind and pass them by.

As a child, I felt that Halloween was a time when creatures of the night suddenly came to life—we would turn off all the lights in the house and let flickering candlelight conjure up scary shadows and imaginary figures lurking in dark corners. Nowadays, I frequently celebrate Halloween over a supper with friends. It’s a wonderful excuse to let your imagination run riot with gory-looking food and special effects: Stir witchy cauldrons of pumpkin soup; hang homemade spiders inside window nooks; string cobwebs on tables; and haunt gardens, attics, and stairways with ghosts made from sheets. Mix and match store-bought items with things you have at home and make your celebration as elaborate or as low-key as you like. It needn’t cost a fortune; just a simply carved pumpkin lit up among glimmering candles will go a long way to producing the right atmosphere.

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Kennections

By Ken Jennings HOW TO PLAY

All five correct answers have something in common.

Can you figure out what it is?

1. Beethoven’s Eroica was his third and Haydn’s Surprise was his 94th of what type of musical composition?

✎ 2. What Nevada county, home to the city of Las Vegas, shares its name with a famous Western explorer (though isn’t named for him)?

✎ 3. This month, where did the Curiosity rover gather soil samples near the foothills of Mount Sharp?

✎ 4. What’s the feline name of the club where Liza Minnelli performs in the movie Cabaret?

✎ 5. The fourth chapter of what classic novel is titled “The Shoulder of Athos, the Baldric of Porthos and the Handkerchief of Aramis”?

✎ WHAT’S THE “KENNECTION” BETWEEN ALL FIVE ANSWERS?

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At Parade.com/ken you can try more than 50 trivia puzzles from Ken and PARADE readers.

Submit your own, too!

ANSWERS: 1. SYMPHONY; 2. CLARK; 3. MARS; 4. KIT KAT; 5. THE THREE MUSKETEERS ALL ARE CANDY BAR NAMES

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Kenneth C. Davis is the author of Don’t Know Much About® the American Presidents (Hyperion).

1. (c). Martin Van Buren was the first president born after 1776.

2. (a). James Madison declared the War of 1812, which at the time was called the “Second War of Independence.”

3. (c). Warren G. Harding was elected in 1920, the year millions of women

first exercised their right to vote for president.

4. (b). Robert Frost recited “The Gift Outright” from memory at JFK’s 1961 inaugural. He was unable to read the poem he had written for the occasion, “Dedication,” due to the glare off the snow that had fallen the day before.

5. Theodore Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama. Carter’s prize came after he left office; the others won the prize while president.

6. (b). Schoolteacher Abigail Fillmore met her future husband, Millard, when he was a pupil in her classroom!

7. (a). John Tyler became the 10th president when William Henry Harrison died 31 days after he was sworn into office.

Dubbed “His Accidency,” Tyler took office with no precedent and had to struggle to establish his legitimacy. (He symbolically returned any mail addressed to him as “Acting President.”)

8. (a). John Quincy Adams served as a representative from Massachusetts from 1831 to 1848, when he collapsed on the House floor from a cerebral hemorrhage.

9. Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy.

10. (c). Lyndon B. Johnson nominated Thurgood Marshall in 1967. Before that, Marshall, as a lawyer, argued more than 30 cases before the U.S. Supreme Court, including the landmark Brown v. Board of Education, in which the Court ruled that public school segregation was illegal.

ANSWERS

Who named the first African-American Supreme Court justice? (a) Franklin D. Roosevelt (b) John F. Kennedy (c) Lyndon B. Johnson

Which woman was the first to pursue her career before she

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Which former president was elected to the House of Representatives after serving his term? (a) John Quincy Adams (b) Andrew Johnson (c) Franklin Pierce

Which president was the first to be elected after all women won the vote? (a) William Howard Taft (b) Woodrow Wilson (c) Warren G. Harding Who was the first president to take the nation into a declared war? (a) James Madison (b) Abraham Lincoln (c) Woodrow Wilson Who was the first president born an American citizen? (a) George Washington (b) Andrew Jackson (c) Martin Van Buren

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As the 2012 election draws near, try your hand at these questions to see how much you know about the American presidents.

Who was the first vice president to become president when the previous officeholder died? (a) John Tyler (b) Andrew Johnson (c) Chester A. Arthur

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6 Tbsp unsalted butter 1 cups superfine sugar 2 medium eggs, lightly beaten ½ cup cocoa powder, plus 2 Tbsp

1 cup water 1 cups self-rising flour

powder, plus extra for dusting 2 Tbsp milk

1 stick unsalted butter 2 cups confectioners’ sugar 2 Tbsp cocoa

10 oz raspberries lemon juice, to taste 3 Tbsp confectioners’ sugar

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FOR THE RASPBERRY COULIS

Preheat the oven to 300°F. Grease and line two 8-inch layer cake pans with parchment paper. Cream the butter and superfine sugar together until soft and fluffy. Gradually add the beaten eggs, mixing well after each addition. Blend the cocoa powder with the water. Add alternately with the flour into the butter mixture until all is blended smoothly. Divide the batter between the two pans and bake in the center of the oven for 25 minutes until firm and just coming away from the side of the pans. Cool on a rack.

(At this stage the cakes can be frozen for up to a month.)

To make the icing, beat the butter and confectioners’ sugar together until light and fluffy. Add the cocoa powder and milk and beat until combined.

Sandwich the cakes together using half of the icing, then use the remainder to top the cake. Decorate with a simple dusting of cocoa powder.

For the coulis, blend the raspberries, lemon juice, and sugar until smooth, then strain to remove any seeds.

TIP: To make chocolate curls to decorate the cake, melt 3½ ounces of dark chocolate (70 percent cocoa solids), then pour onto a flat surface (such as a baking sheet) and spread it out thinly. Cool until set, then carefully drag a sharp knife from one end of the chocolate to the other to form curls.

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The Truth Comes Out You’ve read d it—don’t try to deny it. In fact, I must be the only woman in America who hasn’t read Fifty Shades of Grey. No, really. I swear.

Listen,” isten,” she said, “I tried to resist.”

I smiled.

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I lowered myy chin and gave her are. the bug-eyed stare. yone but you. I’m “Okay, everyone m on the subway, not kidding. I’m t my and the book iss to my left, to ts away from me. I right, three seats sit in an airport, and five women in ng it.” a row are reading “Five,” I said.. “In a row.” agger e ating,” she “I may be exaggerating,” said. “But only a bit. ” ned her spine sp pin ne She straightened and wagged herr finger finger at me. haddes of Grey “Look, Fifty Shades zillion copies has sold a gazillion orld. And yet youu around the world. urself to read it? can’t bring yourself rdo here.”

You’re the weirdo ar. Sometimes I feel That’s my fear. i AmerA like I’m the only woman in ica who hasn’t read the book that launched a thousand blogs.

British author E. L. James’s erotic novel has been both lauded and derided as “mommy porn.” Its female protagonist, Anastasia Steele, a virginal lass at age 22, succumbs to the handsome but sinister Christian Grey. He likes his women thin, clueless, and submissive, which is exactly the kind of man who topped the running list I kept for my daughter titled “Men You Should Never Date.”

Speaking of my daughter, who

i now 25 is 25, she h recently l read d the h book and immediately said, “Mom. Don’t.”

“Why not?”

“You’ll hate the writing,” she said. So sweet, pandering to her mother, the writer. What she’s really trying to avoid is that moment when I want to have one of our mom-daughter book chats, like we used to do when we both read A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, say, or The Shining.

It’s not as if I’m unwilling to hop onto a trend. I’ve got a closet full of TOMS, and I love Modern Family.

MOST OF THE TIME, I FEEL SMUG FOR NOT GIVING IN TO THE HYPE. BUT OCCASIONALLY I DO FEEL LEFT OUT.

I wear leggings, for crying out loud. Earlier this year, I was this close to posting a YouTube video of me llip-syncing to Carly Rae Jeps sen’s “Call Me Maybe.” (Again, Jepsen’ my daug daughter said, “Mom. Don’t.”)

Most of the time, I feel smug and sup superior for not surrendering to the Fifty Shades hype. But occasio occasionally I do feel left out.

There’s always a part of me that worries II’m one social misstep away fr rom sitting sit from alone in the cafeteria.

The thing is, my friends deny having rread the book. They’ll fan their faces fac and look out the window and say, “Oh, c’mon, that’s so, so— oh, how do you say it in English?”

R Right Right. k outing them. I’m not So I keep proud of o this. Well, maybe I am, but just a little. It’s too easy, really.

I fo ffound und a plot summary online and then sta started dropping references into co conversations. So far, I’ve caught three t friends this way.

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Christian “No,” she said, waving her hand, “I’ve decided it should be Matt—” She stopped herself. Too late.

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I’m a wicked friend, but I’m loyal, too. The names of friends in this essay have been changed to protect the guilty.

You know who you are.

And so do I. See our five favorite pairings for Christian and Anastasia on the big screen and vote (anonymously!) at Parade.com/grey

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