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hen Jimmy Fallon was in kindergarten, his teacher complained to his mother, Gloria, that he was running and smiling too much. “At a parent-teacher conference, they always have to find something,” says Gloria. “I let it go. ” Good call, Mom. At 39, her boy is still moving fast and smiling constantly. Inside his Rockefeller Center office on a mid-January day, the former Saturday Night Live star is bopping about to Bruce Springsteen’s new album, High Hopes, in preparation for the rocker’s fourth appearance on NBC’s Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. (He and the Boss will rework “Born to Run” to spoof Gov. Chris Christie’s Bridgegate scandal, a segment that quickly joins Fallon’s exploding canon of viral hits.) Dressed in a striped shirt and jeans, Fallon is both disarmingly open and seriously cheerful. “I wake up happy,” he declares. He proudly shows off framed photos, including one of his 2007 wedding to film and TV producer Nancy Juvonen, 46, and shares an iPhone video he shot that morning of the couple’s 6-monthold daughter, Winnie, enthusiastically gumming mashed potatoes in her high chair in their downtown Manhattan apartment. “She’s the best baby,” he gushes, explaining that Winnie is named after Lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire, where he proposed to Juvonen, and because “she’s a win-win.” The couple tried for five years to have a child before turning to a surrogate, a period Fallon says was “rough. I was doing everything—injecting Nancy, drinking Chinese herbal tea, sleeping upside down. It’s just tough.” Now he’s relishing family life. “She’s so juicy and fun,” he says of his daughter. “She squeals and chirps. Honestly, you’d think we’re in a Disney cartoon.”

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Catholic,” says Fallon, “and being Irish means parties, fun, singing, drinking. That’s where I started performing.” James Thomas Fallon Jr. was born in Brooklyn 11 months after his sister, Gloria, a humor writer. The family soon moved to the town of Saugerties in upstate New York. “We wanted to raise the kids in the country,” says his homemaker mother. (His dad, now retired, was a repairman and then a technical writer for IBM.) Little Jimmy began mimicking stars early.

“We have him on tape at 2 doing Jimmy Cagney, going, ‘You dirty rat,’ ” says his mom. By age 7, he was watching Saturday Night Live with his parents, reenacting sketches and dreaming of becoming a cast member. “I’d do Dana Carvey voices,” says Fallon, who also loved Chevy Chase and John Belushi in SNL reruns. As a high school senior, he won first prize at a contest for amateur impressionists at Bananas, a comedy club in Poughkeepsie. Arlene Jamison, who owned the club with her husband, says Fallon showed up with his act inked on his palm and running up his arm. “He was nervous but had all that energy that he still has. And he was sweet as can be,” she recalls. He emceed at Bananas on weekends and honed his comedy chops while attending the College of St. Rose in Albany, N.Y., where he majored in computer science before switching to communications. With his parents’ blessing, he left school 15 credits shy of graduating in 1995 after a manager who’d seen his tape urged him to come to Los Angeles. “If it didn’t work out, he could always make up his credits,” says his mom. (In 2009 St. Rose granted Fallon his degree as well as an honorary doctorate.) In L.A., he couch-surfed, took comedy and acting classes, gigged at clubs, and told anyone who’d listen that his goal was to be on SNL. At his second audition for the show, in 1998, he made longtime producer Lorne Michaels laugh with his sly impression of SNL alum Adam Sandler. Boom! Fallon snared his dream job at 23. “I learned so much there,” he says fondly of his six years at SNL, which included Weekend Update duty alongside Tina Fey. “At 11:30, you have to do a show. You have to let go of whatever happened that week and be focused and swing for the fences.” It’s a lesson he’s mindful of to this day. Come taping time, “The blinders go on. I’m here to entertain. That’s my job.” After SNL, he tried Hollywood. “I knew I wasn’t strong enough to do drama,” he says. “So I’m like, yeah, I guess I’ll do a comedy.” When Taxi (2004) and Fever Pitch (2005) both failed to open big, his career went icy cold. There was a bright spot: He met Juvonen while making Fever Pitch, which she produced along

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Fatherhood isn’t the only major change in allon’s life. Starting tomorrow night, he’s taking F over as host of one of the most venerable and profitable programs in television history: NBC’s Tonight Show. It’s a marquee job, a still-shiny feather in the tail of the struggling Peacock network. Tonight’s last host, Jay Leno, who stepped down Feb. 6, maintained the show’s No. 1 position for most of his 22-year run (minus the awkward eight months when Conan O’Brien had the gig); last year he drew more than 3 million viewers on weeknights at 11:35 p.m. Earlier hosts are TV legends: There’s frisky founder Steve Allen (1954–57), mercurial Jack Paar (1957–62), and quick-witted Johnny Carson, who reigned for nearly 30 years before retiring in 1992. “I understand how big this job is,” Fallon says, “and I don’t want to let people down.” He will bring to the show the same boyish enthusiasm and creative drive that are the hallmarks of his successful run as host of Late Night since 2009. That program, which follows Tonight, has become known for Fallon’s skillful impressions of celebrities, satirical sketches, and musical spoofs, plus his knack for cajoling famous names to join him in being silly. He persuaded Brad Pitt to yodel, President Obama and Mitt Romney to slow-jam the news, and Tom Cruise to crack raw eggs on his noggin. “From the very beginning, he looked like he was having a good time,” says veteran talk show host Dick Cavett, who has become friendly with Fallon. “He’s accepted; he’s liked. His chances [on Tonight] are as good as you can get.” Comedians are notorious for often being miserable human beings off-camera, insecure and misanthropic. Not Fallon. “He’s definitely a unicorn in that village,” says Juvonen. This is a man who, knowing his wife is an epic John Denver fan, paid to have a brick with her name on it and the words “Happiness Is a Choice” placed on a path leading to a statue of the late singer in Colorado. (When it’s her turn for gift-giving, Juvonen heads to Williams-Sonoma. Fallon loves his gourmet gadgets, including a sous-vide machine and a device that both steams and purees vegetables, which he uses to make baby food for Winnie.) Credit his geniality to a happy childhood and continuing close family ties. “I grew up Irish 8 | february 16, 2014

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True Love With his wife, Nancy Juvonen, in 2013. When they travel, he says, “she drives and I DJ the music.”

Fallon, “and Jay has given me a lot of advice.” (Leno suggested that he expand his monologue from five minutes to 10 and make it more news-focused.) Fallon will be presiding over Tonight from the refurbished Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center, the same studio where Carson did the show before relocating to Burbank’s warmer climes in 1972. Returning Tonight to the Big Apple was one of Fallon’s conditions for saying yes to the job, along with installing Michaels as his producer. “I love L.A.,” he says, “but New York is alive at night.” A month before his Tonight debut, Fallon—who’ll be bringing along his Late Night writers, crew, and house band, the Roots—says, “We’re ready to go. You could just flip the switch now.” First on the couch as guests are Will Smith and U2; as for future dream interviews, he’s got his eye on Queen Elizabeth and Pope Francis. “I’d make it fun for them,” he promises. (But can he get either to yodel?) He knows that many viewers will catch him on Tonight via DVR or online, but he’s hopeful that millions will tune in to the actual late-night telecast. “When I was a kid, I’d ask my parents, ‘Can I stay up and watch Johnny Carson?’ It was a big treat. Now some kid can ask, ‘Can I stay up and watch Jimmy Fallon?’ ” he says, as if he still can’t quite believe it. “I want to give the best I can.”

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4 cups no-salt-added tomato juice, divided ¾ cup bulgur wheat 1 Tbsp olive oil 4–6 cloves garlic, minced 1½ cups chopped onion 1½ cups chopped green bell pepper 1 cup chopped celery 1¼ cups chopped carrot 2 (14½-oz) cans diced tomatoes, drained ¼ cup chili powder, or to taste (not chile powder) 1 Tbsp fresh lemon juice 1 tsp dried basil 1 tsp dried oregano 1 tsp ground cumin + Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper 1 (15-oz) can red kidney beans, drained 1 (15-oz) can cannellini beans, drained 1 (15-oz) can chickpeas, drained + Corn bread, grated cheddar, diced onion, cilantro, and sour cream, for serving 1. Bring 1 cup tomato juice to a boil in a pan. Add bulgur, stir, and remove from heat. Let stand. 2. Meanwhile, warm oil in a large pot over medium-high heat. Add garlic, onion, bell pepper, celery, and carrot. Sauté until tender, about 10 minutes. Stir in diced tomatoes, chili powder, lemon juice, basil, oregano, and cumin. Season with salt and pepper. Bring to a simmer; cook 2 minutes. Add beans, remaining tomato juice, and bulgur mixture. Bring to a boil; reduce heat and simmer uncovered 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Serve with corn bread and toppings, if desired. PER SERVING: 180 cal, 33g carbs, 9g protein, 2.5g fat, 0mg chol, 610mg sodium, 9g fiber

photo: andrew purcell; food styling, carrie purcell; prop styling, stephanie hanes. Nutrition analysis/consulting: Jeanine Sherry, M.S., R.D.

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Six days after our r ecent move, I tied on my ancient apron and hummed as I chopped and measured, sautéed and peeled. Slowly, the vegetarian chili bubbled up, conjuring years of memories with the dear friends who were coming for dinner. Gaylee, Jackie, Kate, Sue, and Maura: They know me best, and love me anyway. We passed the corn bread and grated cheese with no mention of calories. We quizzed one another endlessly, filling the gaps of busy lives. We raised our glasses and toasted our stubborn commitment to friendship. Through it all, we laughed. Mercy, how we laughed in this house that is now our home.

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How a coalition of unlikely heroes managed to save the world’s great art from the Nazis By Bill Hewitt Can you give some sense of the scale of the Nazi looting during the war? In spring 1945, Monuments Officers began finding mines, caves, and castles throughout Europe filled with hundreds of thousands of stolen objects. By the time the Monuments Men were done, they’d recovered over 5 million works: tapestries, paintings, sculptures, church bells, stained glass.

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