The Rostrum, May, 2011

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May 27, 2010 VOLUME IV ISSUE 9 DEXTER HIGH SCHOOL 2200 N. PARKER ROAD DEXTER, MI 48130

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Seniors find higher education out of state staff writer

Murphy Hansen

Instead of choosing to stick close to home, some students have decided to continue their education outside the state. And there seem to be many reasons for leaving the comfort of home for an education.

Senior Casey Edwards will be attending Towson University in Maryland this fall to become a nurse.

Although she chose the school for their swim program, Towson University is also known for their academics, which helped convince Edwards that this was the place for her.

“They are great academically; their swim team is phenomenal. It just clicked,” she said.

Edwards will attend Towson on a partial athletic scholarship for swimming, and although she said she will likely get homesick being so far away, she said she’ll just have to adjust.

“I’ll get homesick but need to leave eventually,” she said.

Senior Emma Keen is also leaving the state for Colorado State University where she will study art education to become an art teacher.

And Keen said she chose Colorado for good reasons.

“It is in Colorado where the weather is beautiful and they have a great art program,” she said. “Some positives are I get to meet all new people, branch out and be really independent, (but) I can’t just take a few hour car ride home to see my family.”

For senior Sarah Moir, the an Ohio university and

a major in communications and electronic media and a minor in marketing made sense.

“I’m attending the University of Dayton,” Moir said. “I got the Dean’s Merit Scholarship and the Adele Scholarship for a total of $13,000 per year. I chose it because it’s relatively small but still Divison one and has great academics. Another reason I chose it was because of the atmosphere of the campus; everyone was extremely nice and welcoming. They also have a sweet basketball team. I think I’ll get a little homesick. That’s one of the main reasons why I didn’t choose Syracuse. Dayton is about four hours away so I can visit on long weekends. If I went to Syracuse, I would only come home about three times during the school year.”

Moir said the college selection process was difficult and she fell victim to the hard decisions that must be made when choosing the right college.

“It’s been extremely difficult,” she said.

“Embarrassingly, it made me on the verge of tears a few times. The process was pretty stressful; waiting for acceptance letters was agonizing. I visited five schools and then had my choice narrowed down to either Syracuse, Miami of Ohio or Dayton. In the end, I chose UD because it’s not extremely far away and had a strong program in the area I was interested in studying.”

However, Senior Dave LaMore who is attending Cornell University this fall, sees going far away to college as a big plus to an already-great school.

“It’s a great school, good basketball program, financial aid, I felt comfortable and they have a great campus,” he said. “Also, it’s far away which was nice.

I chose this school knowing I would be far away from

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Dexter and my family. I want time to myself and time to get away and have some fun.”

LaMore said he chose Cornell because of their great basketball team and outstanding academics, but he knows he will grow as a person as well, “Cornell is a better academic school than the ones in Michigan, more diversity, get to meet new people, new experiences, more traveling, etc. Negatives are that you have to travel quite a while to get home, which is good and bad,” he said.

Like Moir, LaMore had trouble deciding what college to attend.

“Choosing a college was a very difficult thing for me to do with a lot of scholarship offers on the table,” he said. “I tried to have fun with it, but it’s really stressful trying to set up your future. The whole applying process and being accepted was very easy for me because I had coaches to help me out. There’s a lot of paperwork and time involved, but it was not too difficult. Definitely worth it though.”

California calls for senior Charlotte Becker who is attending Loyola Marymount University in Los Angles in the fall and majoring in film production.

She too classifies the college process as one of the most difficult things she’s done.

“It’s been a difficult process,” Becker said. “Film is a really competitive industry. So trying to be accepted to film programs near LA and NYC are especially difficult. For a little while I thought I knew exactly which school I was attending next year, but then when more options opened up I couldn’t help looking into them. I’m so glad I did. Now I’m going to a completely different school then I had originally intended, and I can’t wait.”

Thursday, May 26, 2011

ROTC pays siblings' tuition feature editor

While the Hart twins will attend different universities this fall, they have chosen to pursue similar collegiate paths.

Seniors Brandon and Justin both received scholarships from the Reserve Officers Training Corps.

ROTC is available to college students to prepare them to be an officer for the Army. “You have to take an extra class every semester, and meet like once a week,” Brandon said.

“Then when you graduate college, you are a second lieutenant which is pretty high up.”

Graduates have many different career options in the military such as Field Artillery Officer, Armor Officer, Aviation Officer, Engineer Officer and Military Intelligence Officer.

Justin plans to attend The University of Michigan while Brandon is going to Michigan State University.

These schools have very strong ROTC programs according to Brandon.

“I did it because it would pay for my education and I would have a job right out of college.” Justin said.

1. Washtenaw Community College 2. University of Michigan 3. Michigan State University 4. Grand Valley State University 5. Western Michigan University

How many seniors...

Senior Poll (based on 100 responses)* 31 53 215 73

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Justin played baseball in high school and even got some college looks for it, but the ROTC seemed like a better option financially.

Justin was not planning on being in the ROTC until late in his high school career.

“I didn’t know until right before Christmas break,” he said. “Most people apply their junior year so I am surprised I got in.”

Brandon, on the other hand, has wanted to be a military guy for a while.

“I grew up with the thought of going in to the military,” he said.

“This just let me go to college for free before I go off to the military.”

The main reason the Harts chose to apply to the ROTC was the finances.

“It pays for all of tuition plus $300 a month,” Justin said. “So all that’s left is room and board. I did it because it would pay for my education, and I would have a job right out of college.”

Brandon agrees.

He said, “It’s a lot of work, but it’s well worth it because it pays for college.”

• ROTC scholarships cover tuition as well a monthly stipends for other expenses.

• Students can participate in two full years of the program before having to commit.

•ROTC graduates make up:

56 percent of the Army

20 percent of the Navy

41 percent of the Air Force

11 percent of the Marine Corps

•Famous ROTC graduates:

Colin Powell, former secretary of state Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito

Sam Walton, founder of Wal-Mart Lou Holtz, former football coach James Earl Jones, actor •The majority of officers serving in today’s Army got their start through the Army ROTC program.

Source: rotc.com

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*Average ACT and GPA and number of prom attendants are based on entire class

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ROTC facts:

Steve Miller

Top Ten Favorite Teachers

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1. Jo Muszkiewicz 2. Debora Marsh 3. Brian Baird 4. Rod Satterthwaite 5. Jamie Dudash 6. Andrew Parker 7. Autumn Campbell 8. Ryan Baese 9. Zach Lindke 10. Susan Walters and Ellen Doss

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Michael McGonigle & Travis Chaffee

No one understands women better than we do. We’ve known them for almost our whole life. We know about their wants and needs and assorted facts pertaining to women. You could basically call us an expert. So when it comes to seducing the opposite gender, we’re as close to a professional as it comes. Here some tips that could turn you men from boring Bradleys to studly McSexies.

Be confident. No woman wants to be with the lonely guy huddling in the

Q- Do you have a cat?

A- Yes. Q- What’s your favorite movie?

A-I enjoy the classic Disney, like “Pocahontas” and “Lion King.”

Q- If you could vacation anywhere, where would it be?

A- Um, Probably New Zealand so I can meet Gandalf.

Q- So ... to be honest, I really only have cat questions.

A- My cat’s really not that interesting.

Q- Do you have any other animals?

A- Nope. Sorry, I don’t.

Q- If you were to have another cat, what would you name it?

A- I haven’t given it much thought.

Q- Just first answer. Ball park guess?

A- Um, guess Charlie ...

Q- Why? A- I don’t know. It was the first name I thought of.

Q- Well, the rest of these questions won’t make sense.

A- We could talk about something else.

Q- OK. That can work.

A- ...

Q- This didn’t go very well.

A- Maybe next time ...

Kaitlyn Kivi (10)

with Principal Kit Moran

What’s your address?

Do you actually want my address, or are you just kidding?

What time do you go to sleep?

I don’t sleep. I’m a vampire.

Can we see into your room from the window?

Yes. Go right ahead.

How often are you home alone?

Are these safe questions to ask? Some creepy people read The Squall.

Do you have a younger sister?

If so, when does she turn 18?

Yeah ... and back off.

Really?

aren’t successful, and the people who are probably won’t be reading this article, so you’ll need as much help as you can get.

Try faking it Have a pick up line ready. The right line could seal the deal (“You must be in the wrong place, because the Miss Universe contest was last week.”) while the wrong line could result a slap in the face (“Because of you, I want to be a mammogram machine.”). If no lines come to mind, then use the time-tested favorite: “God must be missing one of his angels, ‘cause there’s no way you’re from this world.” Watch out for all the flying women coming your way, gentlemen.

Lower your standards. Most of the girls you are interested in are at least five times as good looking as you, and consequentially are completely out of your league, so you have to stop trying to get those girls. If you can pull out a solid five (out of a 20), then I’ve done my job.

Seriously, your chance of getting much higher is very low. How do I know? You’re still reading this article.

Why do you want to know?

Blake Glapa (12)

How to pick up chicks

Jeff Baldus- (11)

Squall-related “Funtivities”

Parmeda Sokansanj (9)

Mike McGonigle & Travis Best friends Chaffee

Michael McGonigle and Travis Chaffee

Senior (and Junior) Directors of

corner of the room like Smeagal. If you are comfortable with yourself, then you don’t need to pretend that she’s better than you.

Chances are she’s out of your league, so just pretend she isn’t. If you walk up to a girl with a go get ‘em attitude and a smile, what can stop you?

Don’t smile. It shows weakness, and you want to portray yourself as a masculine man. You are man. You scowl and punch things. Show the woman you mean business. Smiling means submission in primates, and what are we if not just monkeys?

Have a lot of money. Girls are attracted to shiny things: diamonds, cars, etc., so pretend like you have a lot of money so she’ll be impressed. In the long run you’ll probably not keep her, but maybe for a night you can act like Donald Trump.

Be shallow. Girls are crazily attracted to bad boys, so play the part. Do not wear a leather jacket, though. You’re better than that.

Be successful. Most people in life

Jeff Pituch (12)

QA &

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Are people gonna send me mail?

5X5

I don’t know if I should say that.

10:30 or 11

I’m nocturnal. I don’t sleep.

Depends on the night.

Um ...

I mean, if you want to.

Yeah.

Weekends. And nights.

As much as you want.

Never.

Every. Single.

Day.

Yes, she’s 12.

No. But if I did, she would be bangin’.

John Victor is my younger sister.

I mean, I have a little brother.

So yes.

6 p.m. after I watch my daily dose of Spongebob.

Oh yeah, straight in.