The University Paper Bath - October 2014

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WELCOME to the best three years of your life MICHAEL O’CONNELL-DAVIDSON

Make way Bath dwellers, the freshers have arrived! Here to forge their own paths through the city are 7,895 new students, all raring to go, and all hoping to conquer Bath or Bath Spa University in their own personal way. Welcome to our historic city: it’s all yours for the taking!

If you’re just arriving, then we’d also like to take this opportunity to introduce ourselves at the University Paper. We’re a different kind of student publication printing in 16 cities across the country, ranging all the way from Swansea to Sheffield -and beyond.

Over the next academic year, we’ll be bringing you the best local news and entertainment Bath has to offer coupled with exclusive national content. To celebrate, we’re running a tongue-in-cheek analysis of the student cities we serve. Each has a population that’s as unique as its location, but how distinct are we talking? Here are some facts -- good and bad -- about each.

Given that it’s the reason you’re here, the academic side of things is the most obvious starting point.

Warwick University has never been ranked outside of the Top 10 UK major University rankings, and is the only University aside Oxford and Cambridge to have achieved this.

However, the University of Edinburgh is the highest ranked University Paper university in the world, coming in at a hugely impressive number 17. Estimates

suggest there are over 16,000 institutions that provide higher education in the world, so if you’re an Edinburgh student, you can feel very smug indeed.

Edinburgh also has the highest amount of money spent per student -- but it’s Glasgow that has the most satisfied students according to the National Student Survey, with 91% responding positively this year.

A slightly dubious honour falls on the city of Glasgow, where the women of the city buy more fake tan than anybody else in the UK. Tesco also reported that Glasgow leads the way when it comes to buying extra-large condoms, in a league table that also included Manchester and Bristol.

Admirably, the academic community in Bristol set themselves apart when the University of Bristol became the first University to admit male and female students onto taught degrees as equals.

15% of Sheffield Students are virgins, so if you’re a reader from Sheffield and you’ve yet to have experience your first time, you can take solace in the fact you’re not alone (or in Glasgow). Our most promiscuous city is Liverpool, where students at Liverpool Hope have had on average 6 partners since starting University in a similar survey.

Depending on your perspective, this may be a point of shame or pride. I’ll leave it to you to pass

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DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR LIFE AT UNIVERSITY DANIEL ROBBINS

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UNIVERSITY IS A TIME for many things but getting stuck in a bin shouldn’t be one of them! Independence, responsibility and of course embarrassment are three buzz words that go hand in hand with one of the biggest steps in your life.

This step provides the platform to produce the stories that will stick with, or in this case haunt, you forever. Some will shed in you in a good light,

for instance showing independence by looking after yourself in what is likely your first time away from home. Other stories fall on the other side and cause embarrassment something this Manchester student knows a lot about.

Robin Niven is the name currently on everyone’s lips, and like most embarrassing stories that happen during University years, he was on his way back from a

night out when the incident occurred. Yes, that’s right; he managed to get himself stuck in a bin and luckily for us all, his friends were there to record it.

Many students will be able to tell you of countless stupid things they have done following a night out.

Whether that be forgetting where you live when ordering a taxi (a common one) or getting on the wrong side of a drinking

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game dare. However, very few, if any, will end up with the story concluding in someone being stuck in a bin. And even fewer will involve firemen.

Yes - he really was that stuck. Robin had to be rescued by three fire fighters before his ordeal was finally over.

The story all starts with a night out in Manchester.

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UNSPOKEN RULES OF UNIVERSITY ROBIN MCGOVERN

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UNIVERSITY is a time to really experience freedom; to act and live independently and develop who you are as a person.

However, there are a few rules you need to know, whether you are returning to University or starting your first year.

“Sorry I’m late” If you have a car count your blessings. For the rest of us who are cursed with the necessity of catching a bus to campus each day, we have already learnt this lesson: you will be late. Regardless of how organized you are, how much you plan ahead, consider yourself ten minutes late. There are many factors which will prevent you from arriving, including angry bus drivers who don’t have enough change to let you on, to cyclists wobbling slowly in front of the bus. When you are getting the bus for a 9 O’clock lecture your morning will instantly become an episode of 24 where everyone is against you. Always shoot for the early, early bus, and you will be on time.

“I’m so Hungover” Drinking and enjoying your nights out is without a doubt one of the biggest attractions and pass times for people at university. Enjoying your evenings with friends drinking will be some of your favourite memories. However, people do not love the constant reminder that you were drinking the night before, and now have a headache in your lecture. You do not need to tell people that you drank too much, people will already know. It gets boring very fast so avoid at all costs.

“I’m a musician” In front of the main house there is a big patch of grass which buses circle around. This is a beautiful area in Summertime, and an appealing place to sit in the grass and play your guitar.

You may be disappointed to know you are not the first person to do so. Although you may feel like Bob Dylan sat on the grass strumming out two basic chords, you are not Bob Dylan. You may also think everyone looking at you thinks you’re really cool and free spirited. In reality the people looking at you are hoping that a bus comes and knocks the guitar right out of your hand and smashes it.

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Guide to the City

CHLOE WHITMORE

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BATH is far from the largest or the cheapest city, but there are things you can do to make your time here truly unforgettable, which don’t result in the dreaded ‘now I can only afford baked beans’ scenario.

Plan your night. Knowing which venues have deals on which nights is crucial. For example, on a Monday you can grab £1 pints at student hotspot Molloy’s on Barton Street, and then head over to XL nightclub for 99p Jägerbombs. Planning your night also helps you choose the best events; you don’t want to stumble on Po Na Na’s Wednesday heavy metal night if you’re strictly a hip-hop fan.

Trust me.

Picnics: If you can avoid the frequent Somerset rain, Bath is not short on places to picnic.

Whether it’s the famous Crescent, Victoria Park, or the scenic lake on Bath Spa campus, you can save some cash by grabbing a blanket, your friends, and some cheap booze.

Get some culture. Bath is a rich city in this respect. On your days off, explore venues such as the Jane Austen Museum, and the Bath Abbey.

If you are living in Bath, enjoy a free trip to the famous Roman Baths. Other cultural must-sees include Sally Lunn’s, where you can grab a famous ‘Bath Bun’, and the beautiful weir on the river Avon.

Some things have to be done at least once and you won’t be short of things to do with your new mates. For some evening activities check out the roller skating disco at the Bath Pavilion for a retro

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Get some culture. Bath is a rich city in this respect. On your days off, explore venues such as the Jane Austen Museum, and the Bath Abbey. experience, or, when it reopens in the autumn, head down to Moles on a Thursday night for some free live music. If you’re a rugby fan, or just looking for a lively night at the pub, make sure you’re at The Cork for one of the Bath matches, but be warned: they take their sport very seriously.

Don’t forget the studying part. After your first month, you may find you eventually have to do some work. Chances are, your flat/ house will be a very fun and sociable place. Unfortunately, this can make it difficult to get any work done. Because of this, students often seek out warmer, more productive areas for their studies.

The university library can be limiting due to its lack of caffeine prospects, so why not try Bath Spa’s new Starbucks, or Boston Tea Party on Kingsmead Square? Aside from the studying, the latter does the best pancakes around.

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SIMPLE STEPS

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NOTHING SEEMS as daunting as first meeting and getting to know the people you’ll be living with for the next year or three. So here is a quick list of the most effective and foolproof ice breakers you can use when meeting your new housemates.

1: There’s nothing students love more than food, so use that never ending hunger to your advantage. You can either all cook a meal to enjoy together, or just order a cheeky take-away. Did someone say Dominos two-for-Tuesdays?

2: Try and get all your housemates hooked on the same TV show; having ‘Breaking Bad’ night once a week will soon become a devout tradition!

3: When everyone first moves in, take the time to tour each other’s rooms.

You can learn a lot about a person by their little personal living space and that way you’ll begin to feel more comfortable with each other.

And then if all else fails, 4: get very, very drunk together, stick Frozen on and all sing ‘Let it Go’ at the top of your lungs!

Good luck with your new start and remember, everyone is just as scared as you.

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Make the Most of University

CHLOE WHITMORE

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THE THOUGHTS & EXISTENCE OF A BNOC AARON LEMBO

DON’T BLOW ALL YOUR MONEY ON FRESHER’S WEEK. An understandable temptation; it’s supposed to be the best week of your life. Following this are equally fun events such as Halloween and end of term parties, so budget! Avoid paying £40 for a Student Union Fresher’s week ticket, leaving you free to explore Bath’s nightlife. Throw pre-drink parties to avoid expensive club drinks, and if you live on or near Lower Bristol Road, brave the walk home!

EAT CHEAPLY…OR FREE! The Fresher’s fair is a must. Even if you don’t win free pizza, stock up on coupons and sweets. If you visit home, scavenge from your parents. That extra tin of beans is better than nothing.

UNDERSTAND YOUR HANGOVERS. If they’re incapacitating, and you have a 9am lecture the next day, avoid drinking. Particularly if you live off campus and have to suffer the shaky number 15 bus. However, if you end

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up skipping your lecture in favour of booze, we won’t judge you. Everyone does this at least once.

JOIN A CLUB There’s no guarantee that you will gel with your flatmates, and nearing January without close friends to share a house with in your second year can be a nightmare. Branch out and mix with different circles to find people you truly click with.

As a fresher you will undoubtedly run into a BNoC—or what is sometimes referred to as a ‘Big Name on Campus’. These are always freshers that try and make sure the entire year group knows who they are.

Usually male, usually loud, and usually donning a suit - these students will hope to build on their freshers week and establish themselves as somebody known by all. Once a certain identity has been formed the fresher will probably find work as a promoter for a club or bar or both, enabling them to always be out and networking. This way they’ll see everyone at their most fanciful; dolled up, slick, and ready to drink. Of course this is all part of the freshers experience so the BNoC will always be present in students minds - possibly, they would hope.

Their social media may start to explode potentially with events, offers, and photos of nights out on

the town. With everyone wanting to know everyone else and Facebook profiles being seen by the curious and social, the BNoC will ensure they always have something to say to a watching audience.

Typically these are students who prefer the social side of student life more so than the academic—but not always. Sometimes they juggle both but you will struggle to find a BNoC who is solely concerned with their work. Some freshers may seek, endeavour, and eventually find they don’t wish to be known as that person. Others will love the role, living up to the typecast. Individuals such as these are a necessary part of the university experience, especially in the first year when everything is new.

Although ultimately, though it is up to the fresher whether they decide to emulate, be-friend, or rebuke such a character.

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THE BIG QUESTION

Alcohol-Free Freshers Week: Is it doable?

ADAM STEAD

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Any week spent without alcohol is challenging enough. We all need something to help us unwind at the end of a busy week, or get us going when we need a quick pickme-up. Whether you’re out socialising, celebrating or just relaxing, there really is a drink for every occasion, and like a lot of us the idea of deprivation at any time of the year seems mad. So imagine abstaining during a week notorious for its nightly sessions. It sounds torturous doesn’t it?

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you’re drunk. Treat it as an experiment, remembering that there will be many more drunken times to come. And at least with this week, unlike myself, you’ll remember it all in the morning!

A FRESHER will have some idea of the myths which surround the infamous week when large groups of new students are thrown together for the first time to essentially meet and drink. This week has a reputation of its own, and its infamy has created a series of myths and ideals which are often associated with it. The media and television have added to this idealisation of fresher’s festivities with shows that have entertained and bored in equal measure.

Perhaps there is a news story in a national or local paper about a group of new young students starting out. Perhaps there are rumours and anecdotes from either family or friends or acquaintances about the specific week in question; all lead to certain expectations.

Many freshers will also become aware of the reality of pushy promoters. They will hear older students trying to earn money from naivety,

‘promising the best night in town’, warning ‘tickets nearly sold out’; a savvy attitude must be taken and a trusting of individual instinct. Some freshers will try to live up to ideals; the biggest drinker, the most lustful, the loudest, all to establish some sort of definition which, in reality, means nothing.

Ultimately the week should be enjoyed for what it truly is; the first week of a three year journey to your degree. It is important to be open minded, friendly, willing to socialise and happy to meet many new people. Drinks will flow and music shall be sung and danced to—enjoy it for yourself! It shouldn’t lead to self-loathing, nausea or regret. Drunkenness and nervousness can often result in silly actions, so stay calm and try not to overwhelm yourself; forget what you’ve been told about the week, experience it fully and be yourself.

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Indepth, Insightful, & uncompromising: Interviews with BITE

TO BE FRANK The phrase ‘hardest-working man in show business’ is overused. And more than that, it’s an impossible thing to measure.

But, if there was a league table, you can bet Frank Turner would be up there.

The folk-punk singer has been touring in one shape or another for the past 16 years, whether as part of his short-lived “terrible” school band Kneejerk, the much-missed post-punk band Million Dead or as a solo artist.

He’s heading out on the road again in September, his second UK tour this year. This time, however, there are a few differences.

Firstly, the venues Turner and his band, The Sleeping Souls, are performing in are off the beaten path. It’s a nod to the fact Turner, after being born in Bahrain, grew up close to Winchester in the Hampshire village of Meonstoke, and bands very rarely, if ever, came to play nearby.

“It’s also a nod of respect to people who like my music,” he says. “I am aware not everyone lives in London, Glasgow, Manchester and Birmingham.

And people are so entitled these days. As soon as we announced these gigs, people in the cities were saying, ‘There’s nowhere near me’, so I say ‘Yes there is, there’s this place, which is 15 minutes on the train’. Those guys in the sticks have to travel all the time.

“Plus, as well as keeping fans on their toes, it’s more interesting for me and my crew to go to new places, too.”

The other reason Turner’s forthcoming run of shows will be different is that rather than promoting an album - his fifth album Tape Deck Heartcame out last year - he and the band are going to be playing all-new songs in preparation for recording their sixth.

“We’re going into the studio in October,” he explains. “I’ve long had the feeling I’m yet to make a record that captures what we sound like live. You can think about methodology and studio craft all you want, but why not just go into the studio on the back of a tour when we’re sounding great?

“And I’ve got way too many songs for an album - 19 at last count - so we’re going to play lots of them, and we will work out what to put on the record from that. Not that I’m going to be saying, ‘That went down well, let’s put it on the record’, but I’ll get a good idea from crowd reaction and from playing the songs each night.”

His next album, he expects, will be released at the end of February, and will feature one song called Love Forty Down, a metaphor for being in your Thirties and being “rubbish at relationships”, inspired by hearing some friends playing table tennis one night.

Another is called Get Better, which shares a title with a song by his friends Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip. “I rang Pip to ask if it was OK to share the title and not only did he say yes, but he offered to remix the song for us as well.”

There’s not much sign of this workload stopping. Despite 2014 seeing him play all over the world, Turner’s team are currently booking shows, provisionally at least, for 2016.

“I live a life that revolves around album cycles, and those shows are definitely written in pencil rather than pen, but yeah, it’s all being planned.

“It’s more interesting for me and my crew to go to new places, too.”

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

After a summer of playing festivals all over Europe, he’s particularly excited to get back to playing his own shows, while this summer marked the point where he’d been touring for more than half his life.

“I did my first tour in 1998, which was 16 years ago, and now I’m 32, so yeah, half my life on the road. I think we celebrated with another gig, which seemed about right.”

Turner was born in Muharraq in Bahrain. His father was a banker and was on a posting to the Middle East in the early Eighties, and Turner lived there for the first six months of his life.

“The main impact that it has on my life is that the place of birth on my passport is Muharraq. Try getting into the US with Muharraq written on your passport,” he says.

His grandfather, Sir Mark Turner, was once chairman of high street chain BHS, while his father, Roger, worked in investment banking, and his mum Jane is a primary school headteacher.

The life of a travelling folk singer perhaps seems unlikely for a former Eton pupil (Turner studied alongside Prince William at the elite school), and much has been made in the past of his background and political beliefs.

Turner describes himself as a “classic liberal” in line with many modern libertarians, and has beliefs based on “democracy, individuality, equality of opportunity, distrust of power and, above all else, freedom, including economic freedom”. He has ‘Freeborn’ tattooed on his knuckles, as well as the ama-gi Sumerian cuneiform on his arm, the first written reference to the word ‘Freedom’ found in southern Mesopotamia, now modern Iraq, although as he gets older, he says he’s less inclined to share his politics at all.

For now, at least, he’s concerning himself with his music - “The only thing I’m really interested in” - and preparations for album six.

“I have a title but I can’t tell you what it is,” he says, though he will reveal it’ll be an upbeat collection, after the break-up confessional of Tape Deck Heart.

“I want it to be shorter, too. We did a deluxe album for the last one, which seems confused to me in retrospect,” Turner adds. “I want the next one to be a 12-track album - simple and direct.”

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AND IN LOCAL NEWS: BATH SPA UNIVERSITY FASHION GRADUATE, Grace Weller, stole the show at this year’s Graduate Fashion Week, winning both the prestigious Gold Award and Womenswear Award.

Weller’s winning collection gained her the chance to design a limited collection for ASDA George, a £10,000 prize plus £2000 for Bath Spa University.

In an exclusive interview for The University Paper we spoke to Grace about her success as a Bath Spa University Graduate.

First of all congratulations on winning The Gold Award at Graduate Fashion Week! What was your first reaction when you’d found out you had been shortlisted?

I was in complete shock! A month before the deadline I’d been told by my tutors to completely start my line over, so after so much trauma it was amazing!

What was it like working with Sophie Hallette?

It was amazing, it felt like such a privilege! When I started to redesign my line I had a design block, my tutor mentioned that Sophie Hallette offered to sponsor two fashion students. Which was a great help, we’re usually expected to buy our materials.

Who else would you love to work with?

I love Valentino Couture’s pieces, I really admire the way they work and the concepts behind their

lines. They also use a lot of embroidery, which is a technique that I love to work with.

Do you know any big names who are into your work?

One of the judges, Philip Treacy was really positive about my line. Some of the big names from Italian Vogue were at the show as well, complementing my line.

What was your biggest support at Bath Spa University?

My Course leader and the course technician were a constant help, they were there for us from eight in the morning until nine o’clock at night. They’d both worked in the industry so their input was really helpful.

What was it like to work for George?

It was great to see how such a big company works, I’d never worked for a company like that before, and the atmosphere was great. I was given a lot more independence with my line than I expected, but I loved it!

Grace’s line, Grace Weller, at George comes out at Easter 2015 with George ASDA. Other successes among this year’s Fashion graduates, including Benjamin Callery who took second place in Fashion Awareness Direct this year, plus Lauren Mather who was selected as a finalist for the Best of British Design Graduates competition.

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Make sure to go to the first and last party of your University’s fresher’s events to meet your fellow students and get a feel for the events offered by your Student Union throughout the year. More details of events for the entire week can be found on the Universities websites and on campus.

A popular night out amongst students, fresher’s week and beyond, is Po Na Na’s Crash. Here likeminded students and locals have a fun night drunkenly dancing and singing along to Pop and Indie Anthems on Tuesday nights from 10pm-3am.

If you fancy a night getting to know the city with a macabre twist, then why not go on a ghost walk of Bath with your new friends. Walks are £8 each and held on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, leaving at 8pm outside the Garricks Head Pub. For those with an interest in literature and the arts, the Theatre Royal has just the production for you.

Playing from 22nd-27th September (Mon-Weds 7.30pm & Thurs-Sat 8pm) is Oscar Wilde’s classic play The Importance of Being Ernest. Tickets are available online from their website or at the box office.

Up for a laugh? Krater Comedy Club, situated at Komedia, offers award winning comedy Saturday night from only £8 for students. Following the show at Komedia is Motorcity, a motown based club night, which proves to be a fun alternative to the modern dance music normally on offer.

The Chapel Arts Centre has a lot of live music to offer during fresher’s week. Playing various nights across the week are folk artists Hattie Briggs and The Willows, up and coming jazz star George Montague and guitar focused acts Steve Rodgers, Craig D’Andrea and Trevor Gordon Hall.

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KIM’S KRYING GAME KIM KARDASHIAN WEST was reduced to tears when she had to babysit her sister’s kids.

The 33-year-old star agreed to look after her older sibling Kourtney’s two children, Mason, four, and Penelope, two, while also caring for her own 14-month-old daughter North - her child with husband Kanye West.

Kim admits she struggled to care for all three kids and was “crying” at the end of the day when she finally got them all in bed.

During an appearance on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’ - which aired on September 9th - she revealed: “I just went to San Diego to give my pregnant sister a break.

“I took care of my niece, nephew, and my daughter. To bathe them - all three - feed them, get them in their pyjamas and down for bed, I was literally crying!”

Kim added: “It was so hard, three kids. I don’t know how my mom did it with six.”

Kim’s emotional babysitting experience has made her think twice about her previous wish to have a large family. She admitted: “I’ll go for two, but then again I have so many siblings and I love it,

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GETTING A DATE? they’re my best friends and I would love that for my kids. So I’m going to do two and see how it goes. I don’t think [I’d have] six, but maybe three or four I go back and forth.”

As well as Kim and Kourtney their mother Kris Jenner also has son Rob and daughter Khloe from her marriage to their late father Robert Kardashian and daughters Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner from her relationship with estranged husband Bruce Jenner.

TAYLOR SWIFT has not been on a date since she split from Harry Styles.

The ‘Trouble’ singer has been involved in numerous high-profile relationships since breaking into the pop industry, including romances with Joe Jonas, John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal, but Swift, 24, says she’s not seen anybody since she split from Harry of One Direction.

Speaking to Rolling Stone magazine, she explained: “[I] have not gone on a date. People are going to feel sorry for me when you write that. But it’s true.”

Taylor says that one reason why she has consciously avoided dating was because she felt that she

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She explained: “I’m just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore. I don’t like seeing slide shows of guys I’ve apparently dated.

“I don’t like giving comedians the opportunity to make jokes about me at awards shows. I don’t like it when headlines read ‘Careful, Bro, She’ll Write a Song About You,’ because it trivializes my work.”

The ‘Love Story’ hitmaker added: “And most of all, I don’t like how all these factors add up to build the pressure so high in a new relationship that it gets snuffed out before it even has a chance to start.”

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BELIEBING ‘This Is How I Do’ IN BETTER BEHAVIOUR Katy Perry is planning to write a tell-all book.

The ‘This Is How We Do’ hitmaker has reportedly been offered a number of multi-million dollar book deals from American publishers who are convinced her story will be a worldwide hit.

IN ADDITION to the breakdown of her marriage to Russell Brand - whom she split from in 2011, 14 months after they tied the knot - they’re also hoping she’ll spill the beans on her other high profile relationships with John Mayer and Gym Class Heroes star Travie McCoy. They also believe stories about her childhood would make for great reading as the queen of pop was brought up in a strict Christian family and was initially trying to make it as a gospel singer before becoming a household name with hits such as ‘I Kissed A Girl’ and ‘California Gurls’.

A source said: “Her story and relationships are fascinating to many people in America, from her pop fans, Christian groups and star-loving book readers.”

Katy is reported to have been worried that Russell was going to open up about their sex life in a book of his own after he refused to agree to a gagging order in their divorce papers.

However, he’s now shelved plans for a third instalment of his ‘My Booky Wook’ autobiography series.

A source told the Daily Mirror newspaper: “Katy thought that Russell was going to tell all about what they got up to in the bedroom ... However, now the boot is on the other foot because Katy is being offered deals to come out and present her version of events.

“She wasn’t very kind to Russell when she spoke about him after the split and with her star at such a meteoric height, publishers expect her to be a best seller.”

JUSTIN BIEBER is reportedly seeing a therapist.

The 20-year-old singer is allegedly seeing a £600-an-hour Los Angeles shrink, John Kenyon, to help control his impulsive behaviour following multiple run ins with the law - which left him facing charges of assault and drag racing - earlier this year.

A source told The Daily Star newspaper: “Kenyon’s treating Justin in person, when possible, then over Skype when he’s away. Sometimes they even have more than one session a day.”

Despite the sought-after therapist’s hectic schedule, the ‘Boyfriend’ hitmaker used his celebrity status to skip a lengthy waiting list of patients and is said to be enjoying the sessions.

The source added: “Kenyon’s so booked up he doesn’t normally take on new

clients but Justin used his name to skip the three-year waiting list.

“It’s too soon to tell if it’s having a positive effect , but the fact that Justin has kept it up and passed the first batch of sessions speaks volumes.

“If he hates something he’s not normally the kind of person to stick it out.”

It is thought Justin was encouraged to participate in the sessions by his mother Pattie Mallette, 39, who has become increasingly worried that his erratic behaviour will be damaging to his career.

The source explained: “His mum Pattie suggested he should give it a go.

“She’s constantly worried he’ll do something that will ruin everything he’s worked for. And he adores his mum so he agreed to do it for her.”

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MUSIC

R.I.P FRANKIE KNUCKLES THE PASSING of Frankie Knuckles earlier this year marked an end of an era for house music.

In April, musos mourned as the unexpected death of Frankie Knuckles hit the headlines.

Frankie dubbed “The godfather of house music” died at his home in Chicago aged 59 following complications to Type II diabetes.

Despite his career being cut short he leaves behind a musical legacy that will have generations to come cutting shapes.

The Grammy-winning DJ and producer started his career in the early 1970‘s as a disco DJ at The Warehouse in Chicago.

It was his experimental style that would later become known as house, a genre which would inspire dance acts such as Daft Punk to take to the decks.

Frankie’s career went from strength to strength, with chart topping tracks such as “Your Love” and “The Whistle Song”. He also began produce records for the likes of Madonna, Whitney Houston and Depeche Mode.

In 2004, then Illinois state senator, Barack Obama dubbed August 25th Frankie Knuckles Day and re-named the street where the Warehouse once stood, Frankie Knuckles Way. In 2005, he was inducted into the Dance Music Hall of Fame. However three years later, he developed diabetes which would lead to having his foot amputated. But this didn’t stop Frankie, who played gigs right up until two days before his death.

But what made Knuckles stand apart from the rest was that he understood how to make it happen on the dance floor, sometimes referred to as the “priest of the dancefloor”. Only time will tell who will step up to the decks next.

PARTY ANIMAL? ALWAYS OUT AND ABOUT? Did you catch up with our snappers.

Check out pages 10 and 11 to see if you made the cut.

REVIEWS

ALBUM REVIEW

NEW EYES CLEAN BANDIT

2014 has been the year of Clean Bandit! After having the UK’s fastest-selling single of 2014 so far with their chart-topping anthem “Rather Be”, they also completed a hugely successful UK tour and a massively varied festival season across the UK and around the world. Their new album New Eyes has a multitude of tunes such as “Mozart’s House”, “Extraordinary”, “Come Over”, “A&E” and “Heart on Fire” and with their signature mix of classical music and garage pop they have managed to hit new heights with their album.

‘Extraordinary’ is a excellently executed mix of percussion beats, while ‘Mozart’s House’ manages to take a sample of the composer’s String Quartet No. 21 and then magically turns it into an impressive house rave within seconds and newly released single ‘Come Over’ was one of the biggest

hits of summer 2014. The album manages to layer classical music over beats and at the same time incorporates many different textures and influences across the 13-track album and their decision to collaborate with largely unknown artists had added more flare to the album, than cashing in which in turn turns the album in to a massively successful varied collection.

However, even though the album is mostly successful in its approach, they do have a few tracks that closely touch on annoying. The repetitive hook of ‘Telephone Banking’ slips into annoying half way through and even the album named track ‘New Eyes’ is too long-winded.

RATING: 5/5

THE ROUND UP: To Me, Her Hips Don’t Lie SHAKIRA IS expecting another son.

The ‘She Wolf’ singer announced last month she is pregnant with her second child with soccer star Gerard Piqué.

Now Shakira’s mother Nidia and father William have revealed she is carrying a brother for her 19-month-old son Milan.

Her parents told Hola! magazine: “We’re very happy. She’s having another baby boy - a playmate for Milan.”

Although they now the sex of their next grandchild, Nidia and William do not know what Shakira and Gerard plan to call their next baby.

They added: “We don’t know anything about names yet.”

Shakira confirmed the happy news in a magazine interview and on her Twitter page telling her millions of followers: “Yes, we are expecting our second baby!! Thank you all for your well wishes!”

Shakira, 37, has previously stated she’d like to have a huge family with Gerard, 27, with her dream being to have enough kids for her

own soccer side.

She previously said: “If it weren’t because of my music projects, I would be pregnant already. I would love to have eight or nine kids

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WILL YOUNG has started selling his old clothes online.

The ‘Jealousy’ singer has launched an online fashion website with friends, selling old items of clothing alongside a selection of new items.

Despite his estimated £12.5 million fortune, the 35-year-old star has been clearing out his wardrobe to get rid of his unwanted items on the virtual retailer, My Vintage Journey.

He tweeted: “My website http://myvintagejourney.com is live!!!! Hats in all colours, vintage and 2nd hand clothes and bits and pieces! More stuff to come (sic)” Fans of the singer - who won the inaugural series of the ITV singing competition ‘Pop Idol’ in 2002 - can purchase a variety of items from vintage waistcoats to Alexander McQueen high top sneakers, with several items previously being owned by the ‘Leave Right Now’ crooner.

Will informed his 191,000 followers on Twitter that the most popular items are, in

fact, not his unwanted garments, but knitted beanie hats which are being sold on the site for £15 each.

The website features a handwritten ‘About Us’ page which reads: “Here our team finds treasures. Treasures to wear, treasures to look at, treasures to give and/or keep for yourself!

“Our aim is to focus on quality. Found clothes, accessories and little gems are our passion. We all have day to day jobs and we all come together to discover stuff we want to pass on to you.”

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We sit down with the fabulous Frankie Bridge of The Saturdays ahead of their Greatest Hits Tour WHAT ARE THE REASONS BEHIND HAVING A GREATEST HITS TOUR NOW AND NOT AT THE END OF YOUR CAREER?

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WHEN YOU STARTED YOUR JOURNEY IN THE MUSIC WORLD DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS SEVEN YEARS DOWN THE LINE?

No, definitely not. I don’t think we ever thought we would have that many singles and definitely not enough to make a greatest hits album so it is a great achievement for us as a group.

WAS IT HARD TO PICK THE TRACKS THAT MADE UP YOUR GREATEST HITS ALBUM? No it wasn’t hard at all as this tour and album were planned at the right time so we could fit all our singles on so we didn’t have to pick and choose. There are also three new songs on there to provide a little treat to the fans.

WHAT HAVE BEEN YOUR FAVOURITE MOMENTS OF YOUR CAREER TO DATE? Getting to perform at Wembley was a big moment for all of us as we all grew up in London so that was a special moment. On top of that, getting to do the Comic Relief single was a great achievement for us because so many massive artists have done it before us.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK AND CHANGE ANYTHING FROM OVER YOUR CAREER WHAT WOULD IT BE? We have had some awful outfits! When you look back and think ‘what was I thinking’ with some of the clothes we wore but I guess it is all part of growing up and it gives everyone else a chance for a little laugh.

CAN YOU PUT INTO WORDS WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE COME THIS FAR AND TO HAVE SOLD OVER FIVE MILLION RECORDS AND HAD FOUR TOP TEN ALBUMS? No, not really! We have surpassed anything we could ever have managed to achieve and it is weird looking back and seeing how much has changed over seven years. We have achieved so much, when it’s actually happening you don’t realise what you are doing. With the Greatest Hits album coming out we have been able to look back and really take in what we have done.

WE KNOW THIS ISN’T THE END FOR THE SATURDAYS, BUT IF YOU COULD LOOK FURTHER AHEAD WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL BE THE FINISHING GOAL FOR THE GROUP? We want to keep going as long as possible especially whilst we are still enjoying it which we are at the moment. Everyone still gets on really well and we have still managed to get to do everything as a band as well as individually. There is no real end in sight at the moment.

WHICH CITIES DO YOU LOVE PLAYING THE MOST? We have found the further North you go the louder everyone gets and that is always really fun. The good thing about going on tour is you never really know what you are going to get. We are doing the same show every night but it does change as the crowds are different and are up for it in different ways.

WHEN YOU BEGAN YOUR MUSIC CAREERS DID YOU DO ANY UNIVERSITY GIGS? We did tons of University gigs all the time when we were starting out. They were always really good as they all came throughout Fresher weeks which were a good laugh as everyone was drunk and really enjoying themselves.

WHO WOULD BE THE DREAM BAND/ARTIST TO COLLABORATE WITH? It would have been wicked to do something with the Spice Girls back in the day just because as girls growing up they were who we idolised.

ANY PLANS TO RETURN TO THE UNITED STATES AFTER ACHIEVING WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE OVER THERE LAST YEAR? There are no current plans to return there anytime soon due to a number of reasons. We have three children, husbands and long term boyfriends throughout the group and we are real home girls as well. We really like being in England, we might go back to the US because we enjoyed every minute of it whilst we were over there, but we plan on spending more time here now.

WHAT’S THE FUNNIEST STORY YOU HAVE FROM YOUR TIME TOURING THE WORLD? Me and Rochelle dressed up as a horse once and went and mingled in the audience before our show started one night. We took photos with fans which was a good laugh for us as none of them realised it was us two in the costume.

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TECHNOLOGIC PHIL HAMILTON

TECHNOLOGY EDITOR

GADGETS This month: PHONES WE ALL KNOW Apple are a bunch of B******ds when it comes to putting out iPhone upgrades every five minutes to iScrew our bank accounts.

We’re now on iPhone model 246S, and despite a battery life that can only be described as S***, Apple have been the world champion of smartphones for years...

But since Steve Jobs popped off to tech heaven a lot of other contenders have sprung up ready take the iPhone’s title.

So who could become the new champ? Phil ‘The Hammer’ Hamilton is stepping in the ring to bash about the

best of the rest to see which can batter Apple.

Maybe it’s time for us all to grow the balls to leave iPhones behind.

Beyond the upgrades you feel forced to keep up with, don’t go into an Apple store if you want to keep cash in your account.

Their sales reps wandering around holding little handsets will have you owing £2,000 before you know it.

Here’s the other choices to give Tim Cook a boot in the stones. And if you don’t know who he is, look it up.

On your iPhone.

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HTC ONE (M8)

Available from htc.com / RRP: £549.99 YES, IT’S PRICEY, but this is the handset that would lure me into ditching the iPhone.

Like a top of the range of sports car it looks stunning, and what’s under the hood is just as impressive.

I love the curved design of the aluminium body and the five-inch, full HD 1080x1920 pixel screen is perfect for watching films, TV and surfing the web. Its in-built Blink Feed news channel is brilliantly executed, pooling the best news from all over the world and web.

You can also add any RSS feed you want and any social media posts. When you get into this feature you’ll find it hard to stay away.

Battery life is very impressive for a phone that does so much and although the camera is only 4 megapixels the HTC One’s Duo Camera system (basically it has a depth sensor for clarity) means you can take amazing photos.

And with the Dimension Plus feature you can make your images 3D. And in case you’ve forgotten, it still makes – and receives – phonecalls.

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EE KESTREL

Available from ee.co.uk / RRP: £99

SAMSUNG GALAXY K ZOOM Available from mobiles.co.uk / RRP: £399.95

AT FIRST this feels like a camera that thinks it’s a phone. It’s bulky in the hand due to the fact it has an optical lens that extends to 24mm. But what a camera – 10xoptical zoom with 20.7 megapixels BSI CMOS sensor.

It really gives the best digital cameras on the market a run for their money. Let’s be honest, everyone’s taking pics and bloody selfies on phones anyway, so who carries a camera round with them?

The rest of the handset is still very impressive – 4G, 1280x720 screen (almost full HD, although occasionally it can seem a bit fuzzy) with Android installed. Not as good as its stable mate the Galaxy S5 but still a very decent bit of kit.

RATING

YOU WANT A SMARTPHONE but don’t fancy shelling out the best part of £500? Well, with the EE Kestrel you don’t have to.

At just £99 it’s the cheapest smartphone on the market and still comes with 4G. Of course it doesn’t have all the bells and whistles and processing power of its more expensive and well-known rivals but, honestly, for this price, who cares?

It’s fast to browse the web (you can stream Netflix very nicely) because of EE’s unique double-speed 4G network, the battery seems to last forever, it’s Android-loaded, the 5 megapixel camera has an LED flash and user-friendly camera app that works better in daylight than at night (but then maybe you shouldn’t be pulling out your phone every five minutes in the pub to take pics of yourself having a great time instead of drinking. You twats.)

It doesn’t have a true HD screen and blahblahblah. I’m getting sick of listing all this bullshit for things that were invented to send texts and take calls.

But basically, I like this no-nonsense smartphone. If I was being whimsical I’d say it’s the Ronseal of the market.

It does what it says on the tin. It isn’t a rip-off. And its battery – unlike the Apple iCuntS – lasts longer than the length of two PornHub clips.

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PREVIEW: WWE 2K15

‘It’s boring and irritating when you see players flying through the air like armour-clad birds from the slow-motion bits of The Matrix’

Last year 2K Sports acquired the much sought-after WWE license and a year on from the excellent WWE 2K14 we are just a couple of months away from their next matt-slamming effort.

Although WWE ‘Superman’ John Cena is the cover star, the most exciting piece of news we’ve had from 2K is that wrestling legend Sting (pity his name is stained by that tantric numpt) is to be a playable character for the first time ever in a WWE game – if you pre-order.For those of you not aware why this is exciting I’ll tell you why.

Sting is considered one the greatest wrestlers of all time but has never wrestled for the biggest wrestling company, instead cementing his legacy in the NWA (National Wrestling Alliance – I hate typing out the full meanings of acronyms, FFS, but I will so noone can whinge they

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don’t understand these wrestling terms – even though you should), WCW (World Championship Wrestling and the company that nearly put WWE – World Wrestling Entertainment – out of business in the mid to late ’90s) and most recently TNA (Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling.) This is a BIG deal.

Sting’s appearance is believed to be part of the rumoured Attitude-era mode which will allow players to relive the greatest matches from the Monday Night Wars in the ’90s from both WWE and WCW. Other game types expected to be included are an updated Universe mode which allows you to book your own WWE shows and pay-per-view extravaganzas. There’s also said to a revamped WrestleMania mode where you recreate the biggest matches in the show’s history.

Other confirmed playable characters include current super-stars such as Bray Wyatt, Roman Reigns and Daniel Bryan as well as a host of legends such as Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Honky Tonk Man and Sycho Sid Eudy.

I personally can’t wait for this game and got so excited writing this I decided to don Lycra pants and bodyslam all of my kids on the floor. As The Hulkster would say, “Whatcha gonna do when WWE2K15 runs wild on you!” Drink a long, tall glass of shut up juice and get playing.

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DESTINY: BETA IF YOU’RE INTO YOUR GAMES then Destiny will have been on your radar for some time. ‘ve been all over this heart-pumping, adrenaline shot in the heart first-person shooter – arguably the most exciting release of the year.

It includes all the best tricks of the genre but creates something unique to provide a gaming experience not easily forgotten. To put it simply it’s the dogs’ bollocks.

I’m sure most of you reading this will be familiar with the Halo games that made the Xbox and Xbox 360 must-have consoles, and it is Bungie, the developer behind that blockbuster series, who are responsible for Destiny.

Yes, once you get a few hours into playing some of the similarities between the two titles become apparent but these are a good thing – the way grenades are wielded owe a special thank you to the Master Chief.

Destiny is set in our solar system in the future after a cataclysmic event has changed the course of Earth and you play as one of the “Guardians” of the last city on the battered planet.

As well as being able to shoot, kill and maim on Earth you can also explore the ancient ruins of our solar system – grab a gun you galactic gangster – we’re shooting up Venus.

The story mode really is engrossing and your quest to reclaim what was lost in mankind’s Golden Age is as compelling as any sci-fi movie.

Halo veterans will know the online mode was really sensational. You could customise your Spartan to suit your wishes but there were limits to what you could change.

Well, Bungie has brought us a limitless character-customisation game here.

There is a limit to what I have time to change on a character (or be bothered to.)

Those of you yet to get hitched or fill your house with screaming snot-spewing mini-me’s will be able to spend your ample free time customising away in the style of role-playing games.

The way you can play online has changed too. If you so wish you can play the story mode with the online community – which if you’re unlucky will be packed with loads of whiny Americans.

As well as the Solo or Co-operative story (and special mention for the cinematic sequences which are a revolution in game development as there is virtually no loss of graphics from game-

play mode), other online game modes include Strike, Crucible and Tower.

Tower is less of a mode but more of an area where you can hang out with other players to forge alliances, create special forces and upgrade guns and items.

What is very appealing about the game is that it is very easy to jump into and start playing and it soon draws you into the beautifully rendered world.

It also isn’t the type of game where you will die

over and over again which for me just becomes fucking annoying.

I really have just one minor gripe with Destiny and that is how your character jumps (as I said – minor. But I’m still going to gripe about it.)

I know it’s dull as shit to quibble about ingame physics but your Guardian just jumps too bloody high and takes too long to land. It’s boring and irritating when you see players flying through the air like armour-clad birds from the slow-motion bits of The Matrix.

Regardless of my jumping angst this is a musthave title. And the world agrees. Almost 5 million people played the PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 3 Betas – so, and I never thought I’d say this, go and join everyone else. They’re right on this one.

RATING: 5/5 (TESTED ON PS4 BETA) AVAILABLE FROM SEPTEMBER 9 ON PLAYSTATION 4, PLAYSTATION 3, XBOX ONE AND XBOX 360.

PREVIEW: PROJECT SPARK MICROSOFT’S GAME-CHANGING ‘GAME MAKER’ title will hit shelves in October and I’ve been getting to grips with the good and the bad aspects of the title.

The premise of Project Spark is that you create 3-D worlds in which you are boundless in what you want to create.

Basically you can make the game you dreamed to make, but never had the power to do so.

In Project Spark you have a terrain which you can sculpt and mould into a complex world.

You can add your choice of foliage and animals, and make an environment like no other.

Want to get Robin Hood to fight a giant overlord of Planet Piñata? Then you’re in luck. Just pop it in there.

It’s like playing a god.

You have logic too. A game would not be fun if

it had no va-va-voom. That’s why things need to have “scripts”.

Project Spark is very close to real-life game development where you use ‘what if statements’ and so many more complexities I was never arsed to do a computer science degree to learn.

Project Spark is complex in scripting logic which is so simple to learn it really does set up the average gamer up for programming in the future.

Then comes the bad bit... Project Spark is too similar to the original IP of this genre of play, create, share, Little Big Planet which is due for another sequel this year.

Project Spark is enthusiastic in its premise and of course it’s aimed more at teens and adults, but it’s going to be in the shadow of Little Big Planet unless the users get to grips with all the options Spark allows.

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The story all starts with a night out in Manchester. Walking home with friends, he spots a roadside bin with its front hatch open, a very rare sight and one that he could not refuse taking advantage of.

Now would be a good time to add that memorable stories don’t come without friends there to witness them or in this case be the reason behind the incident. As Robin climbed inside the open hatch his housemates, who were slightly tipsy, kicked the door closed as a joke. Now the victim might well say he would have done the same to them if they were in that position but unfortunately for Robin the door to the bin automatically locked. The rescue mission was now on.

the judgement.

Of course, there are certain drawbacks to having that many sexual partners. Indeed, if you’re plagued by an itchy, burning sensation, then you might be studying in Nottingham, where gonorrhoea’s truly gone viral, or Birmingham, which tops our metaphorical league table for chlamydia in 18-25s.

Of course, the real question is how much it costs to get a drink. There are lots of figures floating around, but the same HSBC report that declared Leicester the cheapest university in the country also declared that Leeds was the cheapest place to drink, with five pints of beer or two bottles of wine costing only £12.

But who’re the biggest drinkers? It’s not a cheap city, by any means, but that honor goes to Bath. According to the most recent University Drinking League Table by Student Beans, Bath Spa students drink a liver-melting 26.3 units of alcohol a week on average. For reference, the Department of Health recommends that men drink no more than 21 units a week, and women no more than 14.

Newcastle has been crowned as one of the UK’s leading tourist attractions. Sure, it’s a beautiful city - but time and time again, what people return for is the city’s nightlife. In fact, Tripadvisor users have voted Newcastle as the seventh best place for nights out in the world.

“We kicked the door closed and it stuck! We’ve all tried pulling the door at the same and we’ve tried tipping it,” Robin’s friend Jack Tame can be heard saying on the video.

With their efforts coming up short, they didn’t know what else to do other than call the fire brigade. Cat’s stuck in trees is the usual joke task that fire fighters are linked with but students stuck in bins takes that to a whole new level.

With his friends laughing on and Robin shaking hands with people outside of the bin, the firemen arrived. Like any good rescue service they knew exactly what was needed for the job straight away. Producing a little tool from their truck, they opened the bin with ease much to the delight of Robin.

Finally able to stand up again, Robin’s first act was to give his rescuers a big hug to say thanks for their efforts. And now his ordeal has realised instant fame as his video has hit the internet ensuring his embarrassing story will be remembered by more than just a select few friends.

Unfortunately for Robin (and possibly for the image of students across the land), that isn’t the only story of a student getting stuck in an object in recent time. And this American student’s ordeal saw him stuck in something much stranger than a bin on the side of a street.

Tubingen, Germany was the setting for another firefighter rescue, 22 of them required to remove a student from 32-ton stone vagina. Yes you read that right as outside Tubingen University’s institute for microbiology and virology stands a sculpture that artist Fernando de la Jara reveals is meant to signify ‘the gateway to the world’.

However, one student decided it would be a good idea (for whatever reason but I hope it was a dare) to jump inside the artwork, only to get himself stuck. A few adjustments and not long later, the student was free, accompanied by a story he won’t want to be telling his family anytime soon.

University is a time for embarrassing stories to take place that you hope will never see the light of day. But at least we can rest safely in the knowledge that no matter what we do in our time away from home, there are always people out there that go the extra mile to make sure our embarrassing moments don’t seem as bad.

...but at least he wasn’t this guy...

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Fashion ESSENTIALS

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FASHION EDITOR

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ADVICE

OCTOBER 2014 THE UNIVERSITY

NO-NONSENSE ADVICE THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

Second Year: We’re not Freshers Anymore Job Hunting For Final Year

Students DANIEL ROBBINS

Coming to the end of your final year? Worrying about how to put yourself in the best possible position to walk out into a job?

Then fear no more as we have compiled a list of some of the best tips to get onto the job ladder, but with a twist.

Anyone can tell you to get experience, to be punctual or to have your CV in order. But what can you do to set yourself apart from the rest? Look no further than these three handy tips below!

1 AS YOUR UNIVERSITY OPENS its floodgates to another wave of Freshers that are young, dumb and full of the joys of spring, second year students prepare to face a different reality. This year actually counts towards your degree so it’s time to shake off your bad first year habits if you want a degree classification that doesn’t share its name with a South African bishop.

Firstly, you actually have to attend lectures this year. We’ve all been guilty of skipping lectures after telling ourselves “it’s only one lecture – I’ll catch up” although we never do! You can be almost certain your lecturer will be wearing those beige trousers but you can’t be certain of what important information he is going to share with you so force yourself out of bed and go!

Secondly, writing that 4000 word essay the night before the deadline on a heart-attack inducing concoction of Red Bull and ProPlus is no longer going to cut it. You need to plan and organise your coursework more so than your nights out this year.

Thirdly, you need to find out where the library is. Note – it’s not in the Student Union’s bar. It’s alright to enjoy your life (you’re not a third year quite yet!) but make sure you’re actually doing the reading and studying as you’ll find it difficult to blag your way through second year.

Finally, you must of course develop a hatred of Freshers as they waltz around uni without a care in the world!

CLUB DRUG CLINIC LAURA RAPHAELS

Taking drugs is nothing GBL is used to clean car wheel

trims, however if ingested it can give a high similar to alcohol and increase sex drive.

It is a colourless and tasteless liquid that can be swallowed or injected. Withdrawal symptoms can last up to 15 days after the last dose, and it is easy to OD on GBL as there is not much difference in the amount required to get high or slip into a coma.

MEPHEDRONE, branded

meow meow by the media, is a stimulant that can give a similar high to amphetamines such as speed and ecstasy. It is a white powder that can be swallowed, injected or snorted and the effects last for about an hour. When the drug first emerged on the internet dealers marketed it as “plant food” or “bath salts” to get around the law, however it was made illegal in 2010. Some users refer to it as meph, but should not be confused with meth.

NITROUS OXIDE, more

commonly known as laughing gas, can give a relaxed and euphoric feeling when inhaled.

It is not illegal and users have taken to openly inhaling the gas using balloons, however local authorities have started to seize canisters from users distributing or taking the drug in public places. There is a concern users believe it is a safe legal high, without acknowledging that it can cause oxygen deprivation resulting in loss of blood pressure, fainting and heart attacks.

BE MEMORABLE If you get the chance to do work experience in your respective field don’t just turn up and just get by every day. Do something memorable! Pitch ideas to your boss and leave them at the end of a week remembering you by something out of the ordinary that you did for them. Add your quirky experiences where you have shown leadership or another crucial quality to your CV as well to make your piece of paper stand out from the rest.

2

BUILD CONTACTS A rather straight forward one but an important factor nonetheless.

A follow on from the point above, if you make yourself memorable more people will take notice of you in the work place. Don’t be a shrinking violet, shake as many hands, get as many names and contacts as humanly possible in a week, you never know when they could come in handy.

3

BE PERSISTENT Continuing on from building contacts, you need to keep in touch with them in numerous ways. Drop them an email every couple of weeks, drop into the office where they work or give them a call. It may seem like you are being annoying but employers like someone who is proactive and all these points show you are just that.

First Class Honours Closer Than You Think DANIEL ROBBINS

PICTURE CREDIT: SHUTTERSTOCK

First Class Honours! What an achievement that can be after three or four years of hard work. But that is just what is needed; hard work. It isn’t going to come easy. Luckily for you there are some tips to follow to make the achievement more manageable.

The first point you need to consider is that you can’t just wait until the last year to work hard as you won’t achieve what you are hoping for. That’s not to say you have to live in the library and not go out during every year at University, you just need to strike the right balance.

You have to break down your hard work over your entire course. If you manage good grades in year one, work will become easier in the years to follow. It is simple really.

Planning for your final grade come graduation begins in the first year. Getting into good habits early on is a must so whatever the exam, class test or coursework you do, aim to get the best grade you can!

The feedback you get from your work, alongside the grades, are brilliant indicators early on as to where you are in University based tests. From there you have two or three years to improve and gradually work your way up to getting firsts on mock tests.

So there you have it, preparation is key and if you get in to good habits early on, First Class Honours could be closer than you think!

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RELATIONSHIPS:

Are you about to go all the way?

LAURA RAPHAEL

PICTURE CREDIT SHUTTERSTOCK

There are two types of long distance relationships at university. One that makes university ever better and one that turns you into Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. Suddenly you are a paranoid wreck, stalking their social media into the small hours and wondering just who is that girl in all your boyfriend’s pictures. And don’t worry the boys are just as possessive, even though they wouldn’t readily admit it.

If you are currently faced with the long distance dilemma we have three relationship saving tips:

Communication:

You are going to be meeting a whole new group of people, getting to know a whole new city and perhaps toasting this with a drink or two. Not to rades, are rsity based mention the information overload from lectures. e and gradu- But don’t get too caught up in your new life that you forget to keep in touch with your other half. in to good you think!

Hanging out:

This is especially important if they are not going to university, they will start to feel that they are not part of your life and once that thought process begins, the drifting apart starts. Don’t forget to have a laugh, relationships are fun not a chore. Make them a part of your new routine, plan weekends together just don’t squander your train fare in the SU beforehand.

Work at it:

Over the next three years you and your other half are going to change. You can grow together but this is something you need to work on and more importantly never give up on.

Don’t Put the

STD in STuD PAIGE WILLIAMS

PICTURE CREDIT: SHUTTERSTOCK

Uni is a time for having fun but just make sure it’s good, clean fun. Remember you came to uni to get a degree, not an STD. SEX IS CLEANER WITH A PACKAGED WIENER. If you’re not 100 per cent certain about where your sexual partner has been then it’s always best to be on the safe side. Sex with a condom/femidom might not feel as good as skin-on-skin but catching chlamydia feels a lot worse. Also, DO NOT open them with your teeth. You may have seen it in a film and you may think that it’s sexy (it’s not), but doing this could cause you to break or tear the latex so just open it with your hands like a civilised human being instead of a sex-crazed animal.

ORAL SEX ISN’T SAFE SEX. STD’s can still be transmitted through oral sex but the risk is reduced by the use of a condom or dental dam. You might be put off as this can make the act less enjoyable but nobody will want to kiss you after if you’ve got gonorrhoea on your face.

If you still aren’t sold then google facial herpes - it’s not good.

CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. Not all STDs have visible symptoms so don’t just assume you’re STD-free because nothing’s oozing or hurting. If you do have unprotected sex, be sure to visit your local sexual health clinic for a screening. It’s easy, quick, and free and they’ve seen it all before.

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MY MONEY

IMPARTIAL, EXPERT ADVICE

Peter Jones

How to budget your money

FROM STUDENT TO MENTOR

LAURA RAPHAEL

DANIEL ROBBINS

Your student loan is probably not only the biggest amount of money you have ever seen but someone has just given it to you. Not to mention, as part of your student bank account you are now the proud owner of an overdra and possibly even a credit card. First of all, don’t get too excited. You are going to have to pay it all back, with interest. But you can make that money go a long way and there are money saving apps, free ones at that.

mySuperList

You’ll probably only appreciate this when you are eating pasta everyday, but to save you to getting to that point, mySuperList enables you not only to draw up a shopping list, but it will tell you how much you should expect to fork out for it and which is the cheapest supermarket to go to.

Vouchercloud

Come deadline day you’ll want to treat yourself and here is how to do it on the cheap. Vouchercloud uses GPS technology to root out all the deals and discounts going in your area. All you have to do is select the ones you like the look off and download them straight to your phone.

OnTrees

You know it has got bad when instead of checking your bank balance you simply pray that the transaction goes through. Don’t. Set up a budget and OnTrees will then keep tabs on all your incomings and outgoings so you can see how closely you are sticking to it.

Coupon Queen Saves Thousands of Pounds Do you like to think of yourself as a bit of a bargain hunter? A super scrimper, perhaps?

Well, Maddy Tooke from Essex is here to put you to shame.

The 26-year-old student has managed to save over a whopping £22,000 a year by using coupons!

Maddy Tooke first starting using coupons when she left her £22,000-a-year job in the army and began to worry about how her and her husband would survive on just one wage.

The 26-year-old super saver said: “When I gave up my job to study sports I was really worried about giving up the lifestyle my husband and I had become used to. We didn’t live the life of luxury but we enjoyed meals out, liked to decorate the house and I enjoyed shopping. But when I started looking into ways to save money I couldn’t believe how easy it was. Now I can’t believe I ever paid full price for anything.”

Some of Maddy’s greatest savings include booking an all-inclusive sevennight holiday to Ibiza for just over £300, decorating her bathroom for £8.85 and saving £120 a week on food!

The ex-medic said she started by looking at her food bill which came to

PAIGE WILLIAMS

around £150 a week: “I was shocked and realised it was down to us not planning meals and further wasting money by buying what we fancied rather than what was on offer.

I started by buying food in multibuys and freezing it.”

“I also googled voucher codes for products and supermarkets and printed them to use at the checkout. By doing this I got our food bill down to £30 a week.”

Maddy also signed up to a variety of different online groups and recommends Extreme Couponing.

“Another one is Ten Ways to Have More Money as a Student without Working. People give each other lots of advice on brands which have good savings that month or websites with the best vouchers — it’s amazing how much is out there”.

It looks like even the tightest of us could learn a trick or two from Maddy!

Extreme Couponing here I come!

STUDENT

DEALS DANIEL ROBBINS

Freshers, you will soon learn that an NUS card is your best friend (if you don’t already know). If you haven’t got one then it is a must over the first couple of weeks and here are three reasons why.

1

If those first few weeks are too stressful for you, why not go on a holiday? Even better why not get £65 off already discounted holidays? Well by using your NUS card at Student Universe you can do just that and travel to places such as Paris, New York or Sydney. What could be better?

2

If you are looking for something closer to home, who doesn’t love money off food, and pizza in particular?

Well with your card you can get a 40% discount off your food and drink at Pizza Hut all day Monday and Tuesday.

3

Finally, a little more boring than the other two but you have to stock up on the essentials. That’s why the 12.5% discount you get at Rymans stationery will be vital for all students, whether it be for note cards or anything else, this is one that will come in handy all the time.

Dragon’s Den is an iconic show. Whether you know all the Dragons off by heart or just watch the show thinking of crazy ideas you could pitch, it is a programme that most would know a lot about.

However, the stories of the people sat in the chairs opposite are often not as well known. Take Peter Jones for example. His journey is definitely one worth following.

An avid tennis player, he would help a coach at his local school teach tennis whilst he was on his summer breaks. After four years, he decided it was his time to turn coach, opening his own academy at the age of 16 showing his first move from student to mentor.

Like any businessman he has had his lows, but where he is now is certainly not one of them. Employing more than 1,000 people and generating sales of more than £250 million in the companies he has interest in, the Dragon’s Den show is just the start of the array of talents Jones has.

When he isn’t focusing on his business ventures, he is ensuring that a further line of entrepreneurs follow him into the field.

With Peter Jones Enterprise Academy’s in Amsterdam and Manchester, Jones is backing up his myth that entrepreneurs are born and not made. The example of his success story is no better example and don’t expect him to be falling away at any point soon.

Dragon’s Den show is just the start of the array of talents Jones has.

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YOUR QUESTIONS: ANSWERED How To Spend Less on a Night Out

PAIGE WILLIAMS

NIGHTS OUT are expensive but they also come with the territory of being a university student so The University Paper has compiled a list of things you can do to save a few more pounds of your student loan.

Drink at home before you go to the club. You can get a 70cl bottle of vodka for a tenner at Tesco. Yes, it might look and taste a bit like paint stripper, but student nights out aren’t about fancy drinks and hor d’oeuvres – they’re about getting drunk enough to tolerate the grungy dive that you plan on visiting later in the night.

Don’t buy food on the way home. I know you usually crave carbs on your walk home, but food joints are risky places if you’re trying to save money. You go in with the intention to buy chips for a couple of quid and end up with a seven pound doner kebab which is bigger than your own head. You’re better off raiding the supermarket before you go out so you can commit a much cheaper carbocide when you return home. And you don’t have to sit on a cold bench trying to avoid eye contact with the homeless and shooing seagulls as you eat (or maybe you do, I don’t know how unlucky you were with your accommodation).

Wear the same outfit you wore last time. Honestly, it’s fine.

You’re going to get booze/food/sick (not necessarily your own or in that order) on it anyway, so why shell out for a nice new outfit that will just get ruined? The student population is very forgiving and if that hipster kid in your seminar can wear the same too-big jumper every week then you can go out wearing that top again (just make sure you wash it first).

Top Student Bank Account Options DANIEL ROBBINS

PICTURE CREDIT: SHUTTERSTOCK

ONE OF THE HOT topics before you join a University is what bank account to go with. Rather than looking at the freebies a bank might offer, the account with the largest interest free overdraft is where you should first look.

Overdrafts are part and parcel of being a student and should be the main factor when you are choosing a bank. So which is the best bank to choose?

» SANTANDER - Best known for their adverts involved sports stars such as Jenson Button, Jessica Ennis and Rory McIl-

roy, Santander offer one of the best value student accounts. With a 0% overdraft of up to £1,500 and an added incentive of a four year 16-25 railcard, they are one of the first you should be looking at.

» HSBC - One of the highest overdrafts advertised plus some tasty incentives, HSBC is next in the pecking order. With a 0% overdraft of up to £3,000 dependent on credit score and a free £60 Amazon voucher upon sign up, they run Santander a close second in terms of value. They also don’t allow you spend beyond

your arranged overdraft, the only student account that does this which means you don’t risk huge overdrawn charges. Bonus!

» THE CO-OPERATIVE - Despite having their well aired problems, the Co-Operative bank do offer a good student account.

They have up to a £2,000 interest free overdraft. not as high as some others, but more students have said that they get close to the full amount by the time they have finished. No freebies to talk of but remember it is all about the overdraft.

RUNNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS EASIER THAN EVER BEFORE

Getting a job straight after University is the Holy Grail for all students, but what if you could guarantee yourself employment and be your own boss at the same time? Sounds brilliant doesn’t it.

Many people don’t see it as a viable option after they have finished their studies but forming your own business is easier now than ever before. A quick search in google and there are plenty of sites where students can get loans in a bid to turn business ideas launched into fully operating businesses.

Take Enterprise Inc for example. Their aim is to improve the entrepreneurial skills of students who have recently graduated or are in their final year of study.

To do this they offer a number of bursary options dependent on eligibility.

New businesses are vital for the economy and that is why there is so much help out there for budding young entrepreneurs. Enterprise Inc offers a potential £5,000 support package for students that are willing to pitch a business idea to them.

Offers don’t just stop at Enterprise either! The government has their very own website dedicated to start up loans as do companies such as HSBC, Barclays and Virgin.

Surely we have all had that one idea that we have wanted to try out and if you are really serious about

New businesses are vital for the economy and that is why there is so much help out there for budding young entrepreneurs.

setting up a business help is out there, you just have to know where to look. So dust off your suit, form an idea & pitch it to a company. You never know where you could end up!

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STUDENT CHEF

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How not to poison yourself or your flatmates

Food safety might not be your top priority when you go to university but it is extremely useful to know all the rules and regulations prior to cooking either for just you or your housemate because at the end of the day you don’t want to poison your housemates. It may sound like a boring subject but it’s worth acquainting yourself with the basics.

STORE FOOD CORRECTLY - Don’t store fresh and cooked meat side by side in the fridge or put fresh meat or fish where it can drip on to cooked food below.

WASH THOSE HANDS! - Always wash your hands with soap thoroughly before starting to prepare food. And dry them with a hand towel rather than your tea towel that may be dirty.

DON’T PUT WARM FOOD IN THE FRIDGE - If you cook something to eat later or have food left over, cool it then refrigerate it as it could warm up the fridge thus making other food uneatable.

REHEAT FOOD THOROUGHLY - If you’re going to eat it hot always reheat it thoroughly which means bringing it to the boil and simmering it for at least a couple of minutes.

WASH UTENSILS Wash any utensils or chopping boards that you have used for preparing raw meat before using them for anything else.

PUT FOOD IN THE FRIDGE ASAP! Refrigerate fresh food as soon as you can after buying it. Don’t lug it round warm lecture rooms or leave it in the car.

USE BY DATES - Some products, such as fish or mince, go off quicker than others and should be eaten within a day of buying them. Products such as cheese or yoghurt have a sell-by date: Use it!

TOP TIP IF IN DOUBT, CHUCK IT OUT.

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FREEZER TO FRIDGE Don’t refreeze frozen food that has thawed.

EASY MEALS

FAJITAS

OMELETTE

FILLED JACKET POTATO

BURGERS

TOAD IN THE HOLE

With money tighter than ever before for the British student, it might not be such a bad idea for the old overdraft if you start making your own home meals an steer clear of the fast food and microwave meals. Here are 5 great ideas to get you started.

They are all ludicrously easy to make, none of them require special equipment or training, and they may just save you some money!

● Chop an onion, red pepper and two chicken breasts and chop in to thin strips. ● Put together in a bowl with one teaspoon of paprika and some salt and pepper. ● Make your homemade salsa.

After leaving to marinade for a few minutes, cook in a pre-heated pan for about 10 minutes. ● Warm your flour tortillas in the microwave. ● Serve with your home-made salsa, grated cheddar, sour cream and guacamole (you could even make your own homemade guacamole!)

● Mix two eggs with two tablespoons of milk ● Add some salt and pepper for flavouring. ● Heat some butter in a frying pan and add the egg mixture. ● After one minute, stir and reduce heat. ● Sprinkle your chosen ingredients (e.g. bacon, peppers,onions) onto the surface and wait for the omelette to set underneath. ● Sprinkle with cheese and then cook for two to three minutes. ● Then simply fold in half and serve.

● Wash the potato and prick with a fork. ● Rub salt evenly on the potato. ● Place in a pre-heated oven at 220C and cook for about 45 minutes until the potato skin is crisp. ● Cut open and accompany with your filling of choice e.g. Cheese, beans, coleslaw, salad, sour cream, chilli con carne, whatever you can get your hands on basically!

● Mix some minced beef (500g) in to a bowl with some salt and pepper with your hands or a spoon ● Dice a small onion and tip into a bowl alongside one egg. ● Roll the mixture into four balls and flatten to make burger-shaped patties. ● Put on a plate and cover and leave in the fridge to firm up for about 30 minutes. ● Cooking for about 15 mins Serve in a seeded bun with salad and any toppings that you desire! E.g. Cheese, bacon, the list is endless…

● Tip 115g plain flour into a mixing bowl. Add salt and pepper. ● Slowly add three eggs and 285ml milk, whisking as you go to create a smooth batter. ● Put some oil into a baking tin and place in the oven at its highest temperature. ● Add eight sausages and cook until lightly golden. ● Pour batter over the sausages & put back in the oven.

Remove from the oven when the batter has risen and is golden and crisp. ● Serve with veg & onion gravy for the perfect Sunday lunch1

Now put down the Old El Paso packets and try this traditional homemade recipe. It is so easy and you can even control your spice levels by doing it home made. This recipe is for two:

Always a winner and its healthy!

An omelette is quick and easy and can be tailored specifically to your tastes. Simply follow these instructions and you’re well on your way to a healthy diet:

Jacket potatoes are extremely easy but so many people manage to mess this one up. We would recommend waiting for the perfect jacket potato by cooking it in the oven...

We love burgers! Why go out and spend £12 each when you make your own gourmet burgers at home with all the trimmings and added extras. This recipe will serve four people:

Toad in the hole has to be one of our best dishes Britain has created! Get your housemates together and cook this one to feed four! The recipe below is to feed four students!

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The Top Five Strangest Foods PAIGE WILLIAMS

PICTURE: SHUTtERSTOCK

World’s Most Expensive Food and Drink PAIGE WILLIAMS

PICTURE: SHUTtERSTOCK

Kopi Luwak, INDONESIA, £240/lbs Kopi Luwak, otherwise known as “cat poo coffee” (yes, you read that correctly) is the most expensive coffee in the world at £18 a cup. It’s made by collecting beans from the droppings of a cat-like creature called a civet. Tasty! Yet somehow I can’t see girls Instagramming their #catpoocoffee from Starbucks anytime soon.

Martini, NEW YORK, £6070 What’s the best way to wash down some of the most expensive food in the world? With a £6070 martini, of course! How do you like yours?

Shaken? Stirred? How about with a diamond? The Algonquin Hotel in New York works with an inhouse jeweller to create a customisable diamond which is placed in the martini. James Bond, eat your heart out!

Strawberries Arnaud NEW ORLEANS, £2.4 MILLION Arnaud’s is a restaurant in New Orleans that first gained notoriety for its £850,000 dessert but that dessert is now worth a jaw-dropping £2.4 million! This is because the original 4.71 carat ring that used to accompany the strawberries served in a marinade of port has been replaced by a 7.09 carat pink diamond. The co-owner of Arnaud’s commented that “needless to say, it is our worst selling dessert.”

Hot dog, NEW YORK, £1,400 A restaurant in New York, 230 Fifth, put all hot dog vans to shame when it released its £1,400 creation made out of 60-day dry-aged wagyu (Japanese cow) and topped with Vidalia onions caramelized in Dom Perignon, sauerkraut braised in Cristal, and caviar.

FUGU,

JAPAN - Fugu is Japanese for poisonous sea-devil. Only kidding, it means pufferfish, but it can be lethal if its toxic parts are not removed correctly. Only highly trained chefs are allowed to handle them and over twenty people have died in Japan after eating the fish since 2000. Seafood with a sprinkling of possible death? Sounds delicious.

PUFFIN HEART

, ICELAND Us Brits are supposed to have the heart of a lion. Well, in Iceland they apparently have hearts of puffins – and they eat them. The books of my childhood suddenly seem a lot more sinister… Fun fact: Gordon Ramsey received a number of complaints when he ate puffin heart on his show, The F Word. How heartless.

A-PING

, CAMBODIA Fried tarantula. People in Cambodia fry tarantulas and then actually eat them. They can be barbecued, grilled, fried or served on a stick. Looks like spiders have so much more versatility than just being washed down the plughole!

Apparently they became popular during food shortages under the Khmer Rouge regime but seem to have stuck around.

Why, Cambodia? Just - why?

YAK PENIS

, CHINA It’s also known as “Dragon in the Flame of Desire” and if that’s not a great name for a penis then I don’t know what is. Many Chinese believe it is also good for your health. Yum!

ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS,

US Testicles of a bull. In the good old US of A gnawing on some poor creature’s gonads is not just reserved for the Z-List celebrities exiled to the Amazon for entertainment purposes. The Yanks deep-fry them and they are often found at festivals. Maybe they should introduce them at Glasto. A guy wearing a bandana, playing Wonderwall and munching on a bull’s dangly bits – I can see it now.

TOP TIP -

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MATCH THE QUOTE TO THE CELEB...

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish and I know that’s very popular out there

I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can

I wouldn’t run for president. I wouldn’t want to move to a smaller house

If everybody in the world dropped out of school we would have a much more intelligent society

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do

1. George Bush

4. Bono

7. Ronald Reagan

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger

5. Christina Aguilera

8. Elizabeth Hurley

3. Gwyneth Paltrow

6. Britney Spears

9. Jaden Smith

21 MARCH - 20 APRIL Your mood can seem intense early on this month with a desire to get organized and give 100% in the process. However, a lighter and brighter mood shines through as Mars powers into Sagittarius, highlighting options for adventure and travel.

Later, the Libra New Moon on September the 23rd is perfect for a fresh start as far as relationships are concerned.

Taurus

21 APRIL - 21 MAY The focus on everyday interaction intensifies.

The chances are there can also be positive news as you’ll be keen to resolve an ongoing issue with renewed determination. It’s time to make a few changes and clear the air. Later in the month there’s a shift towards health and wellness buoyed by the New Moon, making this an excellent time to start a new diet or exercise regime.

Gemini

22 MAY - 21 JUNE Romantic opportunities can shine through, along with a heightened awareness of your creative potential. Plus you might also find yourself in the spotlight around the time of the Full Moon on September 8th, with an opportunity to show your best face to the world. Later, as Venus glides into Libra, a fun liaison may also take on a sultrier vibe.

Cancer

22 JUNE - 23 JULY Though busy, you might enjoy some down time, with romance and pleasure options hopefully tempting you away from any chores. An existing relationship could become pleasantly passionate too. A sunnier mood showing up from midmonth is likely to entice you out of your comfort zone. Perhaps you’ll spruce up your home with a new look.

Leo

24 JULY - 23 AUGUST A positive and upbeat mood can encourage you to tackle an issue that’s been plaguing you for far too long. The first two weeks of September can see you show a determination to slice through problems and find much-needed solutions. The New Moon on the 23rd can be helpful if you’re taking a study course or want to collaborate on an important idea or project.

24 AUGUST - 23 SEPTEMBER You’re likely to be in your element for much of the month and ready to forge ahead with personal plans and goals. The Full Moon on September 8th might bring feelings out into the open regarding a relationship glitch, but if so try not to overreact. With Mercury edging into Scorpio late in the month, you can find yourself on a mission to hunt out the ‘truth’ of situations.

Libra

24 SEPTEMBER - 23 OCTOBER You may be motivated to take action regarding your financial affairs, only this time you’ll want to grapple with things once and for all. With Mars rocketing into Sagittarius on the 13th you may feel happier and more at peace with the world. Finally, the New Moon in your sign on September 23rd can help you to kick-start important goals or galvanise any existing strands.

24 OCTOBER - 22 NOVEMBER A sense of empowerment can help you power through obstacles and obtain your desired outcomes. Yet it’s not all work as social opportunities are likely to be plentiful too. Later in the month you could find yourself in a phase in which you’ll benefit from relaxing and recharging your batteries

(WE DON’T KNOW ANYONE CALLED ALICE, BUT IT SOUNDED BETTER THAN ALAN)

I prefer Facebook chat to clubbing and I’ve never been one of the “popular girls”. I’ve heard freshers is full on and I’m worried that it is going to be like a playground popularity contest all over again. I can’t wait for it to be over.

Rebecca, Warwick Freshers will be one of the best weeks of your first term, not because of beer pong or whatever else you have heard goes on… but for meeting people who have just descended on your campus from all over the world. And do you know what? They won’t know anyone either and will be just as nervous, even if they don’t show it. So don’t hide behind the glow of your computer screen, go to as much as possible, and check out the societies your Students’ Union has on offer.

I’m starting university in just a couple of weeks but my loan hasn’t even come through yet. And did I mention I am going to be homeless? You see, I got accepted into university through clearing so was not able to apply for halls of residence in time and my university are saying there is nothing that can be done. Help?

Homeless, London Whatever you do, don’t suffer in silence your Student Union are there to support you whatever happens during your time at university. You should also enquire about hardship funding for students experiencing exceptional circumstances.

So take a trip to your SU to begin with.

Also, easier said than done but don’t panic, there are alternatives to university halls and you can still have a great first year. First of all check out private halls, this is student accommodation but it is not university owned. There are a number of these in London such as Urbannest and Unite however the rent is likely to be more expensive as they are not subsidised. You can also look at listings on websites such as www.studentspareroom.co.uk for rooms going in houses with other students.

George, Exeter That was quick thinking there George.

I’m not saying your girl is a gossip but if she had noticed you would probably be the talk of the town. So don’t be embarrassed and ask her out on a second date, but do us all a favour and take her somewhere other than the boozer.

Virgo

Scorpio

ASK ALICE

I’m obsessed with this girl on my course. We’ve spent a lot of time together this summer and last week I finally plucked up the courage to ask her on a date. We were both down the local drinking and laughing too much, when I wet myself. I don’t know if she noticed as I pretended to spill a drink over myself to cover it up, but now I’m too embarrassed to even text her.

What do I do?

HORRORSCOPES Aries

AGONY AUNT :

I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat”.

whenever you have the opportunity. Embrace nature where possible.

Sagittarius

23 NOVEMBER - 21 DECEMBER Pushing ahead with ambitious plans can boost your chances of success, even if you only take small steps to begin with. Little and often may ensure steady progress this month. Plus the ability to let go of hurtful past experiences can infuse you with new, vibrant energy. Finally, the feisty energies of Mars arriving on the 13th are sure to give you added pizzazz to explore new vistas.

Capricorn

22 DECEMBER - 20 JANUARY There’s likely to be a lot going on socially and this may well increase your enjoyment levels, potentially offering a chance to mix and mingle with some influential faces. However, go easy around the Full Moon on September the 8th as confusion could mar important interactions. With Venus gliding into Libra as the month draws to a close, a key relationship can help you.

Aquarius

21 JANUARY - 19 FEBRUARY Relationships in general can be at the heart of developments, as well as being fun and supportive and bringing added pleasures into your life. You can also be motivated to explore new options and expand your horizons by travelling, studying or moving in new circles. With your social life perking up, an opportunity to connect with new people and connect business and sociability is possible.

Pisces

20 FEBRUARY - 20 MARCH The Full Moon in your sign on September the 8th is likely to heighten feelings but also trigger a greater desire to discuss any issues. However, while this might be helpful with someone you trust, avoid being too honest with someone you don’t know well. Later in the month you may want to put energy into a plan that has potential but try to avoid promising more than you can deliver.

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TRENDING VIDEOS The One With The Friends Reunion JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE Kimmel’s late-night shenanigans regularly make for amazing YouTube hits such as “Epic Twerk Fail,” “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” or even “(I Wanna Channing) All Over Your Tatum”? However, this week, he staged a mini-“Friends” reunion that brought smiles to our faces and made our hearts melt. And proving that “Friends” nostalgia unites all of humanity: in just over 24 hours on YouTube, it cleared a whopping 6 million views.

See the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4H2JHp5XOQ

Women hanging their bras in protest!

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Women in the Spanish town of Valladolid mayor’s rape comments prompt bra protest urging him to quit. Hundreds of protesters deck the city hall with underwear after Francisco Javier León de la Riva appeared to blame women for sex assaults.

See the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXZ2en7M890

2-year-old dominates the Ice Bucket Challenge (AND SWEARS!) A YouTube user recently shared a video that featured a two-yearold girl named Scarlett Rose Davis, from Walsall, who gives the most adorable and sincere apology after using the F word during her ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. The little one apologised for using the “naughty word” before running off to her playhouse in a cute fashion. We’d be cursing, too, if we had water dumped on us and we weren’t entirely sure what to expect!

See the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAJ3xrMxoMU

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Ice Bucket Challenge HOW TO RAISE SOME MONEY & ROCK A MAN BUN! Leonardo DiCaprio was late to accept the Ice Bucket Challenge but he made up for it on Monday in a big way. Leonardo, who famously died in freezing water in the 1997 blockbuster Titanic, posted a video as he accepted the challenge. It is rumoured the actor also donated a whopping $100,000 to the ALS Association.

See the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwCgCrkdZAo

What “Wrecking Ball” sounds like on a recorder SPOILER: IT’S TERRIBLE. As students you know that there can be a lot of downtime and sometimes you just don’t know what to do with yourself when not doing university work. But one guy thought why not learn ‘Wrecking Ball’ on the recorder? The result was… interesting!

See the video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYd2dgHzcoU

DRINKING GAME OF THE MONTH: Higher or Lower

Everyone’s favourite dancing show, Strictly Come Dancing, is back on our screens so in honour of Brucie and his toupee, who both retired from the show this year (no more awkward jokes, yay!), The University Paper brings you a drinking game based around one of his greatest ever game shows – Play Your Cards Right. Good game, good game!

WHAT YOU WILL NEED: Three or more players, drink and a pack of cards.

HOW TO PLAY: Deal a card to the first player. They must guess whether the next card will be higher or lower. If the guess is incorrect, the player must drink a number of fingers of their drink equal to the value of the card. So, for example, if the first card drawn is a 7 and the player guesses the next card will be higher, but the next card drawn is a 5 then the player must drink five fingers. If they are incorrect and a picture card is drawn then they have to finish their drink. If the guess is right, or if the next card is the same as the current card, they get another go. If they survive up to three cards they may choose to continue or to pass to the next player.

You can spice it up by allowing each player who guesses right three times in a row to make up a new rule. e.g. you’re not allowed to cross your limbs, or you must say the opposite of what you mean. Players in violation of rules must, naturally, take a drink. *WE KNOW THAT YOU’RE SO SMART WE DON’T NEED TO REMIND YOU TO DRINK SENSIBLY RIGHT? CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED.

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We are on the look out for opinion leaders and change makers who can write engaging copy.

Your pieces will be printed in The University Paper which is read by thousands of students across the UK and you will get that all important byline - perfect if you are looking to build a portfolio.

Not to mention that age old adage, it will look great on the CV. So if you would like to be an influential voice for the student community or just have a strong front page tell us what is going on - pitch your ideas to The University Paper, email: editor@unipaper.co.uk

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Should you Work Part Time at Uni?

HABITS YOU

SHOULD TAKE

TO WORK

WITH YOU Getting into good working habits whilst at Uni is a good way to prepare for entering the ‘Real World’.

There are lots of little things you can do whilst studying which will help you adapt and succeed at whatever career you pursue. Here are a couple…

From bar work to waitressing; volunteering roles to retail posts - the question of whether you should work part time at University is one only you can answer and needing the money (or not!) isn’t always the deciding factor. Here are our top reasons for taking on a part time role alongside your studies: YOU WANT TO BE SOCIAL Whilst University is no doubt one of the most sociable environments you’ll encounter, having a work team to count amongst your friends is a great feeling. Did someone say “after work drinks”?

YOU HAVE SPARE TIME Certain degrees require only a few hours of lecture and seminar attendance per week. If you’re keeping up with coursework but still have time to spare, why not put it to good use and take on a new job? Hours can be flexible to fit in with study schedules, or it may be the case that you’d prefer to plan your weekends around a set Friday night shift.

YOU WANT TO ENHANCE YOUR CV If you’re smart about it you can tailor your work experience to fit in with your degree. Whilst there may not be a weekend job in biomechanics, if you’re into fashion – why not take a role in a department store? If you’re learning about leisure and tourism, a travel agent’s would be a great place to gain some relevant experience and supplement your degree.

1

BE TIDY – Tidiness isn’t the reserve of those with too much spare time, it is an indicator of an organised mind. Reduce the clutter on your desk and you will not only have a better environment, but you will find things much easier.

You wouldn’t want your future boss to think you were messy!

2

MAKE LISTS & PRIORITISE – Lists aren’t restricted to shopping, Christmas and things to do before you die. Start making lists – personal and work ones – then get cracking once you have prioritised the important tasks. Once complete, tick it off to feel a satisfying sense of accomplishment.

Businesses use tasking software such as Basecamp and even Outlook to keep track of projects – use them now and you will find integrating them into your job much easier.

CV-Library can offer numerous part time job opportunities and further learning courses (many for free) across the UK. Register for free today and get searching to find the perfect role for you.

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How to Make Life Easier for the ‘Future You’

‘The future,’ may well be the last thing on your mind when you’ve just started university, however, it’s never too early to start thinking about how you can make life easier for the ‘future you’!

For graduates, standing out from the crowd is important, and if you’ve spent the last three years adding worthwhile work experience and life skills to your repertoire, you stand a much greater chance of landing that dream job. Here are CV-Library’s top suggestions for improving your CV as you go along:

TAKE A PART TIME JOB Employers love a hard worker, and by that we don’t mean someone who never hits pause or goes out to play. If you show willing to use some of your spare time for working instead of partying, this will greatly improve your employability later on. Taking a part time role at weekends or during the times you’re not in lectures could make all that difference for your post-university job applications.

LEARN FROM YOUR MENTORS Most Universities will assign mentors to help students along with their degrees and coursework. Attend your meetings- listen to their opinions and learn what you can. Most importantly – if you can – bond with them.

When you graduate and find yourself looking for a full time role, you’ll be happy to have a

go-to referee to vouch for your personality and attitude. Plus, if you’re keen to get into academia or their field of expertise; their insights and experience could prove invaluable.

MAKE THE MOST OF THE OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE TO YOU Hiring managers love seeing evidence of someone who is willing to put their all into making the most of the opportunities available to them. Whether you volunteer as a student brand ambassador, take part in the student elections or even an active role in a uni sports team, everything you can do to show an interest in personal development will mean bonus points for you later on in life.

Take it from us - don’t just coast along at university; grab every opportunity you’re given with both hands. You’ll regret it if you don’t.

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OPPORTUNITIES NATIONAL

BATH

Graduate Graduate Recruitment Sales Consultant Executive

Sales Executive

(permanent)

(permanent)

Early Morning Cleaners

£20000 - £40000/annum +£40K + Benefits London Job ID: 20a1421118

£25000/annum

Bath

Bath

Manchester Job ID: 201421283

Pay: £6.31 - £7/hour Job ID: 201438908

Pay: Commision based Job ID: 118445041

You would be recruiting into both contract and permanent positions.

Initially you will start in a resourcing role which will support a substantial part of your training. This Graduate role will eventually see you placed in a 360 Recruitment Consultant role in a fast-paced and lucrative industry. You will be developing new business, increasing your candidate network, attending meetings with clients, interviewing candidates and be writing and posting professional job adverts.

Civil engineering or environmental science graduates are required for this leading British manufacturer. Based within the manufacturing facility you will report into the Director of Business Development and help manage major projects with local authorities, utilities providers and associated contractors. Dealing with engineers, you will assist with enquiries, produce quotes and close business.

A firm based in Central Bath is looking for a part time cleaner with relevant experience to work six mornings a week, cleaning within a retail environment. The shifts are between 7:30am and 9:30am so could be fitted around a student schedule.

This is a fantastic opportunity for independent sales work within the local area. No transport is required, and as the role is commission based, your earnings could be limitless. Hours are flexible to fit around a busy lifestyle.

Graduate Software Developer

Graduate Engineer

Learning Mentor

(part-time)

Temporary Sales Associate

£20000 - £25000/annum

£20000 - £25000/annum

Bath

Bath

Southampton Job ID: 201419012

Leeds Job ID: 201403764

Pay: £55 - £60/day Job ID: 201200990

Pay: Market Rates Job ID: 201385707

A large multinational company is looking for a number of Graduate Java Developers in the Southampton area. Graduate Developers must be passionate about software development. You will ideally have some skills with Java, but any coding experience with C, C++ or C# will also be considered. The position will be highly varied and will include designing, writing and testing highquality code as you work alongside experienced developers.

This multi-disciplinary practice operates Worldwide and deals with buildings, transport, environment and energy to an award-winning standard. You will have the chance to work on a fantastic range of projects where you will be designing systems for hospitals, data centres, banks, offices and schools. You would have just finished a degree course in building services or are currently in your final year able for day release.

This is a part time role for a graduate, or student continuing in further education after degree completion. A local school is looking for candidates who could be available for up to three days a week to assist with student learning

This is a sales associate role in a retail environment. This team is made up of people with a real passion for quality customer service and for creating amazing customer experiences; people who work hard to develop outstanding product knowledge and expertise that they can share with customers.

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ACCOMMODATION

SURVIVING HALLS

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HALLS OF RESIDENCE? Or halls of horror?

Whilst likely to be the most hectic form of housing you will find yourself living in – ever - you can still generally emerge from them at the end of first year unscathed.

If, like myself, Bath Spa is your chosen place of study, you may be subjected to living at Waterside Court; in a five or seven bed flat where you’ll be lucky enough to possess your own en-suite. Of course, it is no more generous in size than a postage stamp, but nonetheless it will be your very own stamp to escape to for a piping hot shower after a bloody long day.

So, that is the first tip: Be a shameless snob and select the en-suite option. You won’t regret it, at least not until one or two things occur. The first being that you succumb to bankruptcy, due to the extortionate extra cost of the measly sink/ toilet/shower effort. The other is, of course, when you’re thrust back into reality when you move into a hovel disguised as a house for second year. Ta-ta en-suite.

It’s worth noting that the lack of parental restrictions succeeds in reverting certain individuals back into children. A hooligan is another word. As is rugrat. You’ll soon stop

HOUSEMATES THAT EVERYONE HAS TILLY BALFE

PHOTO CREDIT: UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL LANCASHIRE

UNIVERSITIES ARE FILLED with different people yet somehow everyone seems to come across the same roommates.

THE HOUSEMATE WHO CAN’T LEAVE HOME Typically makes the two-hour commute home at least once a week – in honour of their significant other. Will insist their lectures can be caught up on at home. Eventually announces they’re transferring university.

THE HOUSEMATE WHO IS A HOOVER Let’s hope your kitchen has all the mod cons, i.e., cupboards with locks. That packet of digestives you left out on the side? Gone. You will frequently hear them rustling around at midnight, scavenging.

THE HOUSEMATE SENT FROM HEAVEN You are two kindred

As long as you have an open mind, you should easily survive your halls, says Editor TILLY BALFE

spirits – likely to bond over spirits. Within a week you’ll question how you ever lived without them.

Eventually, every evening will be spent snuggled on the sofa together watching your favourite box set.

THE HOUSEMATE FOREVER IN A HUFF Pricklier than a hedgehog caught in a gorse bush, this housemate will be temperamental… Not too dissimilarly to your kitchen appliances. A simple “did you pick up washing up liquid?” could result in them erupting like a hand grenade. Beware.

THE HOUSEMATE WHO LIKES THE HOOSIERS …And just about every other rock band. What they won’t like is headphones.

Instead, they favour a vibrating flat. You will fantasize about smashing their sound system.

THE HOUSEMATE WHO JUST ISN’T YOUR MATE There will be one.

batting an eyelid at the sight of the security guard escorting inebriated idiots back into their block. On a Wednesday. Before it’s dark.

Prepare yourself for regular 3am wakeup calls from the courtyard, where friends will cluster together and make a right racket. If your bedroom does look out over the courtyard, save yourself the expense of a TV license and simply swish the curtains back every evening to take in the drunken antics of everyone else. Memorably, I’ve witnessed a flat mate attempt to seduce someone by serenading him – after a heavy evening boozing she returned to find him in the courtyard strumming his guitar – so fetched her flute and tipsily tooted out a (wobbly) tune to impress him. All at 3am, naturally.

You don’t need a survival kit to take on halls. Ear plugs, yes. Own bathroom, goes without saying. An alarm clock to remind you to slip down to the launderette before anyone else can: essential. Lastly, if you’re as scatty as I sadly am, become firm friends with the security guard who will replace your blasted key fob for free.

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PHOTO CREDIT: JOSH BAMFORD

HOUSE HUNTING IS A COMPLICATED BUSINESS, especially when there are so many different areas to choose from. Here is a brief rundown of the main areas to live in Bath.

The most popular place by far is Oldfield Park which is only a fifteen minutes’ walk from the city centre, with frequent bus services into town and to both universities. This is comprised of an equal share of families and students which makes for a busy and vibrant atmosphere. It has a thriving high street, which includes the popular student haunt Velo lounge. It also features two supermarkets, cafes and recently a poundstretcher, which is a must for any student. It has an extra advantage of having its own train station, which is useful when going home for the weekend or on a day trip.

Twerton is another popular student area and is one of the quirkier places to live in Bath. Boasting an eclectic mix of people, and a small but functional (albeit not particularly inviting) high street which is handy for basic supplies. Twerton is serviced by the number five bus which goes into town every fifteen minutes during the day. It is also only a ten minute walk from the nearest bus stop to both universi-

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ties. It is home to a Mc Donald’s for those in need after a night out.

It is generally one of the cheaper areas to live in Bath and there is never a dull day.

Newbridge, or Lower Weston is about a twenty minute walk from the city centre, very close to Bath Spa University. This is one of the more expensive student areas in Bath; a quiet area comprised mainly of families. It has a small but well used high street with a supermarket, hairdressers, and a doctor’s surgery. It is also a five minute walk to the Royal United Hospital, and a ten minute walk from the world heritage site Victoria Park.

Wellsway is an attractive area located on the hill above Oldfield Park.

This is mainly a family area and is home to Alexandra Park, which has beautiful views over Bath. It also has a few shops and is home to the popular Bear Inn. There are frequent bus connections into town, however this is best situated for University of Bath students.

Finally, Southdown, which neighbour’s Oldfield Park. This is a fair walk from both university bus stops, but has a good bus service into town. On the plus side it is a lot cheaper than other areas!

Student accommodation means new neighbours.

It’s best to show early that you are the cool cat on the block.

TILLY BALFE

TOP MISTAKES YOU’LL MAKE NOW LIVING AWAY FROM HOME Living away from home for the first time is the most liberating experience. You can do whatever you want, free from the protestation of your parents. A 2am shower?

Cereal for breakfast, lunch and indeed, dinner? Why not.

After all, it’s your home, and you make the rules. Hooray!

However, after a few weeks of this rather loose living, you might discover that the home you were so keen to flee from did actually serve you a purpose – one you would appreciate back, like, right now.

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THE POP-UP laundry basket that your Mother definitely bought you for your new phase of independent living.

It’s probably from Debenhams or Dunelm and sits in a corner of your new room proudly puffed up. Not for long. As it begins to sag from the huge amount of socks inhabiting it, you’ll question whatever happened to that dear maid who used to dutifully empty these type of bins.

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Bizarre as it sounds, living in an alien city can feel very chaotic; so much so, that for a while you may forgot to eat. Kebabs do not count. Nor do beans on toast.

Eventually, you will remember the shiny pots and pans patiently waiting for you in your assigned cupboard.

You may even recall the vegetables still lurking in the fridge, a parting gift from your parents during that final, mournful, round of Sainsbury’s. “Whatever happened to that cook I liked so much?” you will ponder, fiddling with a pepper.

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Domestic drags aside, the only other mistake you can possibly make is to not embrace your new ‘solo’ experience. By this, I mean, admitting that you cannot hack it and bolting home after a fortnight of freedom.

You will master the art of treating yourself to freshly laundered underwear… And pasta isn’t so hard to boil, is it now?

PHOTO CREDIT: JOSH BAMFORD

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Cats and dogs are so last year. Show that you’re a character with a friendly outdoor constricting python.

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Internet speed is a vital human right, deter people half-inching your ‘precious’ with an aggressive wi-fi title.

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Be clear about events you’re hosting.

Make your BBQs smell divine and the parties loud, be sparing with the invites and become more exclusive than the country club.

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Make sure to leap bombastically around the house, slamming doors so you don’t have to check them later.

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Most importantly, after a night down the pub announce you are home so your neighbours don’t worry about you.

PHOTO CREDIT: WILLIAM WARBY

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BATH’S SPORTS VENUE

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SPORT BATH SPA CHEERLEADING TEAM PROFILE PHOTO CREDIT: FFION LAMONT

One of the Top Teams at Bath Spa University is the Cheerleading and Dance Team known as The Bath Spa Rapids. In 2013 at the British Cheerleading Association Nationals the university team won six trophies from the ten routines they performed. The biggest success that has come from the Bath Spa Rapids was a student, Reanna Venn, who performed twice in the recent London Paralympics Opening Ceremony. Freshers can easily join the Rapids and don the famous blue and silver bows, by heading to the Freshers Fair were you can sign up to Cheerleading. Alternatively you can email su-cheerleading@bathspa.ac.uk for more details.

Popular sports venues in Bath include Bath Racecourse, Bath Rugby Club and Sport Training Village at Bath University, Manor House Golf Course, and Bath Cricket Club Ground. Many students attend events that happen at the sports venues as there is something different and seasonal rather than the normal studying and partying. You can regularly check the websites of the venues to see what events are happening in the month.

At the Racecourse, there are regular fixtures from Horse Races to the famous Bath Festival throughout summer. The Horse Races at Bath are normally themed, allowing you to choose which event is most convenient for you .This autumn, the most popular event at the Races is the Glow in the Dark Run. The Glow in the Dark Run is on the 11th October 2014 at 19.00. You can get dressed in your brightest hi-vis,

torches and general UV, while you run or dance through Strobe, UV lighting and Fog Zones. The run is overall a 5Km run, but there is no pressure in running all the way. You can easily grab some friends from Freshers and bond while you have a laugh being sprayed in UV. You can join the event at www. glowinthepark.co.uk or call 07792 362 403. Tickets are £20 as an individual or £15 per person for a team of 4.

Another popular venue for events is the Bath Rugby Grounds, a venue full of activity with a huge friendly atmosphere. You will find when a match is on that the pubs, streets, and grounds are filled with the Bath Rugby T-shirts. Even if you don’t enjoy Rugby, it’s a unique, fun experience - supporting your city and embracing lively fans.

You can find more information about matches at http://www.bathrugby.com.

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SPORTS SOCIETIES

GALILEO WEST

PHOTO CREDIT: GEORGINA KAY

Socials are the chance for getting to know everyone in the club and having a fantastic night out HANNAH SHORE

A top Sports Society to join is the Snow Sports Society. This club has the best of everything: a relaxed sport, many trips and socials, whilst allowing you to be part of a society (which also looks good on your CV). The society targets those who love the mountains, snow, and having a good time. As it’s quite hard to find some good slopes to ski or snowboard on in England, the society have lots of socials throughout the year. The club has an exclusive room at a fun and popular bar call Revolutions in Bath and many club nights with other societies – always resulting in a wild night! The society continues its fun by having trips to snow domes as well as paintballing sites to ensure the group work together. Over 2013 the social has had nights that include movie nights with alcohol, for when money is becoming short near Christmas, as well as a Po Na Na Club night dressed as Cowboys and Indians.

The biggest and best aspect of joining the Snow Sports Society are the huge trips to famous ski zones in Europe, near Christmas and Easter, when the snow is best. December of 2013 the Snow Society headed to Tignes in France for their trip. The society is very organized in getting back and forth from the trip, sorting accommodation and food for you so no need to worry. The trips are jam packed with activities especially at night, evident by the list of fancy dress that was worn like armour every night of the ski trip. The current head of the society wrote the long list of fancy dress ideas for their party nights on Facebook….

‘Saturday (night 1): TRIP T-SHIRT, that doesn’t mean to say it has to be boring though… mix it up a little! Cut, tie, accessorize…

Sunday (daytime on the slopes): First day, we will let you off! Get your ski legs!

Sunday (night 2): Crack out the CELLOTAPE for STUCK ON YOU. If

you want to get really creative, you and your partner could become one person, so one pigtail each and half a face painted each!

Monday (daytime on the slopes): ANIMAL ONESIE, possibly the comfiest skiwear! We do want animal themed if possible! So that includes ears on the helmets, tails, face paint! Think of some outrageous animals!

Monday (night 3): ONESIE, this can be animal or normal! It will be hot though, so we recommend wearing something underneath (or not) so you can tie your onesie round the waist.

Tuesday (daytime on the slopes): In aid of the BIRTHDAY BONANZA/the best day and night of you life, this is your time to shine.

As we are going to the Folie Douce on Tuesday afternoon, we will reward a prize to the best and craziest fancy dress. It is completely up to you how wild or tame you are. You could even just impress us with your superb slope style.

Here are some ideas to get you going: teletubbies, superheros, suit up, 80’s, where’s Wally etc.

Tuesday (night 4): As the Challenge night, it will be one of the wildest, so we want everyone in UV. We are talking UV paint, clothes, glow sticks etc.

Wednesday (daytime on the slopes): RETRO SPORTSWEAR in conjunction with Spa SNOLYMPICS, so think lycra, sweat bands, 118 moustaches, bright colors, 80’s chic!

Wednesday (night 5): Continuing the RETRO fancy dress theme, slip into something more nighttime worthy. Saved by the bell?

Thursday (daytime on the slopes): As your final day of skiing, we all know you should be thinking about nothing other than hitting the slopes hard.

Thursday (night 6): GO HARD OR GO HOME anything goes!’

ROWING TEAM SPORT PROFILE

SAM ROBINSON

A growing team at Bath University is the Rowing Team, known as the Bath University Boat Club (CrewBATH). Despite the team being new, their success has not been hindered - evident from the rewards received in 2014 for both the male and female squads. The mens’ squad received seven BUCS championship medals this year as well as qualifying a 4+ for the Prince Albert Cup at Henley Royal Regatta, while the womens’ squad also reached the quarter final at Henley Women’s Regatta. To join, or ask any questions you might have about joining the team, email the coach at studentrowing@lists.bath.ac.uk. Alternatively go to the Fresher Fair and sign up at the rowing team table.