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Victim of lads’ culture tells of sex assault ordeal in crowded nightclub

GROPED AND ABUSED CRAIG LEIPNER

Attacked: Francesca was depressed for a week after the incident PICTURE: CRAIG LEIPNER

A STUDENT has spoken of her ordeal at being sexually assaulted in one of Edinburgh’s most popular hangouts. Francesca Penny, who is studying English at Napier University, was attacked in the early hours while celebrating a friend’s birthday at the Hive. The fourth-year student was dancing in the nightclub’s alternative room at the time. ‘It was pretty crowded so it wasn’t unusual for people pushing past in the crowd to accidentally touch you,’ said Francesca, who has waived her right to anonymity. ‘While dancing with a group of friends, I noticed a white male push past me, but he was far too close for my liking. He had his hand on the small of my back and was pushed in right against me.’ Francesca asked the man to leave her alone but his reaction made the situation

worse. ‘I proceeded to push him off and told him not to touch me,’ Francesca said. ‘He then asked me if I was foreign and I replied with a tart “No” and reiterated that I wanted him to leave me alone. ‘This seemed to enrage him because the next thing I knew he had me in a tight bearhug so I couldn’t move, and he proceeded to tell me that I “Should be foreign because I was f***ing hot”.’ The man then told Francesca he hated her before physically attacking her. ‘He let go and I turned round to confront him,’ she said. ‘But he aggressively groped my right breast and proceeded to run out of the club when I lunged after him. I had to leave the Hive after that because I was so distressed.’ Francesca said felt ‘quite depressed for a week after the assault’ but reported the

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Portraits of a capital

Mixture: Some of the varied people who have taken part

CASSIE DONEY THEY come in all shapes and sizes and wearing everything from a kilt to fancy dress. These are just some of the characters whose stories are told in a student photography project, which has taken the online world by storm. Humans Of Edinburgh, run by Zishan Ashraf, David Johnston and Ollie Buchanan, has more than 34,000 likes on Facebook. The project includes tidbits of wisdom and intimate photographic portraits. Ollie said he, Zishan and David were partially inspired by Humans Of New York, a project which became an online phenomenon. ‘As far as I was concerned, it was an injustice that it hadn’t been

Project captures all walks of life done in Edinburgh,’ he said. The group found the capital �illed with people from all walks of life, eager to tell their story. One encounter – with a girl painting in a garden – stuck with Ollie. ‘She told me sel�ishness isn’t always a bad thing and sometimes you need to be sel�ish,’ he said. ‘And it hit me because it was really relevant to what was going on in my own life. She was probably the coolest person I’ve met doing this.’ Each photograph and interview takes up to halfan-hour, and Ollie said

juggling the project with his university commitments could be dif�icult. However, he added: ‘I can’t think of anything else I’d want to do more, whenever I leave uni – I love Humans Of Edinburgh.’ Despite comparisons to HONY, the Edinburgh project has evolved into something uniquely Scottish. ‘I’m not HONY and what I do is not in any way mimicking it,’ Ollie said. ‘For me to do this properly, I can’t be trying to do what other people do.’

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Frat members ‘threatened to rape feminists’ IAN LIGHT AN investigation is under way at Edinburgh University after rape threats were made at a meeting of an American-style fraternity. It comes after leaked minutes from a meeting of the Delta Kappa Epsilon society revealed discussions about raping members of the university’s feminist society, and proposals for a ‘raping trip’. A university spokeswoman said: ‘We are treating this matter extremely seriously. ‘The university is committed to promoting a positive culture for working and studying, in which all members of the university’s community treat each other with dignity

and respect. Accordingly, a senior member of staff has been appointed to investigate the allegations further.’ The revelations come after the fraternity was of�icially chartered by the American organisation, which boasts ex-president George W Bush as one of its past members. In statement on its Facebook page, the Edinburgh University Feminist Society said: ‘The fact that this type of behaviour is acceptable to a group of students and that it was even recorded in of�icial minutes, is a clear example of how rampant sexism and misogyny exists in our everyday surroundings, and we must �ight it.’ After the minutes were

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leaked to student newspaper, The Student, Eve Livingston, the Edinburgh University Student Association vicepresident, told the BBC: ‘We are shocked and appalled by the contents of the leaked minutes and our priority is absolutely the welfare and safety of our students. ‘As of this morning, I have raised the issue with the university secretary as a breach of the code of student conduct and a potential criminal offence, and I await an of�icial response from the university.’ A Police Scotland spokeswoman said: ‘We have been aware of the group and we are talking to the university but no formal investigation has been launched.’

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Late exam dates ‘are making life a misery’

incident to police, who are investigating. Francesca spoke out as the issue of ‘lads’ culture’ continues to cause concern on many university campuses. It also comes as the University of Edinburgh faces a crisis over the issue, with the revelation that a US frat is being investigated for making threats to rape members’ of a feminist group. Some universities are taking steps to tackle the problem. For example, an initiative at Cambridge saw first years attending a compulsory sexual consent class after female students complained about the lack of efforts to tackle the issue.

HILARY BELL STUDENTS are stepping up their campaign for exam dates to be released earlier. The move follows the university’s decision to issue dates for December exams on October 24, only five weeks before the start of the revision period. The examination period publication date for semester two is March 2 next year. This means it will be nearly three months into the semester before students get information about the summer examination diet. The issue is one of the biggest complaints among Edinburgh University students. Maxwell Greenberg, trustee of Edinburgh University Students’ Association, wants the dates released before the beginning of term. Last semester, he and several other students organised a petition, handed to university

Showtime for for TV society THE new TV society at Napier University has got off to a successful start and plans to integrate itself into student life. President Suzie Kennedy said online content was the way forward for the group. ‘I can’t think of a society that exemplifies the downtime of student life more so than a TV-based society,’ she said. One of its first projects is to promote the Napier Blood Drive. Joel Gutteridge

New links built in Big Apple EDINBURGH University has strengthend its links with America by opening a liaison office in the centre of New York. The unit at Rockefeller Plaza in Manhattan will ‘connect alumni and prospective students with the university’, said Edinburgh University Students’ Association’s Briana Pegado. Two scholarships worth up to £22,000 are also being offered. Isobel Bishop

Fashion show: Some of the masks

PICTURE: ECFS

Elephants are on the catwalk IF YOU’VE been seeing elephants in Edinburgh, fear not – it’s all in the name of charity. The masks form part of Edinburgh Charity Fashion Show, the largest student event of its kind in Europe. The theme of the show is to Free The Elephant In The Room, as it will raise money for the Elephant Family, a charity aiming to protect the Asian elephant. The last extravaganza featured in upmarket magazine Tatler and made

nearly £20,000 for the Water Aid charity. The show, to be held in March, was launched at the Caves in Edinburgh. It will also raise money for The Scottish Association For Mental Health. Chairwomen Georgie FuTong and Louisa Dearlove said they hoped to ‘channel the positive powers of fashion and art to encourage young people and students to be audacious and limitless’. Francesca Street

principal Prof Timothy O’Shea. It had nearly 3,000 signatures. Maxwell told The University Paper: ‘Exams released before the start of term will allow students to plan better for their winter break, and to take up internships or paid work in the summer holiday. ‘International students would be able to book cheaper tickets home. It would even benefit students in booking a train from Edinburgh back home to London, a plane to Belfast or a coach to Manchester.’ ‘We’re working with EUSA and the university to achieve this.’ Birgit Reichenberger, a student from Austria, told The University Paper: ‘On my semester abroad I get a lot of visits from family and friends. Scheduling those visits and your own trips in advance is nearly impossible if you don’t know when the exams are going to be.’

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Prize for personal tour app AN APP that guides tourists around Edinburgh has won a prize for its creators at Heriot-Watt University. SpeechCity, described as an ‘intelligent conversational travel companion’, topped the culture and sports category in the Edinburgh Apps competition. It tells visitors stories about monuments and museums, even providing tours inside buildings. The research team at Heriot-Watt’s school of mathematical and computer sciences who came up with the app includes Dr Srini Janarthanam, Andy Taylor, Yanchao Yu, Dr Verena Rieser and Prof Oliver Lemon.

Skin trade: The students raised £2,300 with their underwear dash

Free offer for wellbeing wall

PICTURES: CASSIE DONEY

Students strip off for cancer charity CASSIE DONEY STUDENTS at QMU have been stripping down on campus – but not as a student prank. They raced around university buildings in their underwear for Cancer Research UK’s Undie Run, raising £2,300 for the charity. The students also gave their watching friends a laugh. Caroline Gos, a �irst year

who organised the event, said: ‘I really wanted to be part of saving lives in some way. My mum had a bone-marrow transplant after being diagnosed with multiple myeloma last year. ‘The Undie Run is an amazing initiative as it’s something that will get people talking one way or another. ‘For any successful fundraising, you need an idea that is out of the ordinary.’

Run: The event involved a race around campus

FREE online support from the Big White Wall at Edinburgh University is being offered to students for six months. The wall, launched last year, provides advice on mental health and wellbeing for 24 hours each day. Issues include anxiety, stress, depression and relationship problems, and one-to-one peer therapy is available. You can register for the Big White Wall via the university’s website.

Now, pain-free parcel pick-up AT a lecture when that crucial package from Amazon turned up at home? Now, the online retailing giant has teamed up with Heriot-Watt University to launch its Locker service on the campus. The self-service kiosks allow shoppers to pick up their packages using an emailed code which is typed into a keypad to open the locker. The service will be available in the Student Union building on the Edinburgh campus.

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Earnest gets a Wilde revamp AN INNOVATIVE theatre company at Edinburgh University is working on an unusual version of The Importance Of Being Earnest. Bracket Productions, the brainchild of third-year English student Prema Chablani, produces plays with a multimedia twist and is bringing its style to bear on the Oscar Wilde classic. Part of it is being filmed at Melville Castle on the outskirts of Edinburgh. Prema, who is directing the February show, said: ‘It will combine film and theatre. Our set

inBRIEF Patrycja nabs HR honour A FORMER business student at Napier University has been named graduate of the year. Patrycja Szatkowska won the prize at the HR Network (Scotland) awards. Patrycja, who recently graduated with an MSc in human resource management, is an HR analyst at NBCUniversal.

will allow us to portray flashbacks, foreshadow events and highlight the funniest jokes. Actors will be able to move between the screen world and the real world.’ Other groups will also be adding to Edinburgh’s rich theatrical history. Edinburgh University Theatre Company is putting on the World War 1 classic Journey’s End, while Antipole Theatre Company is working on Macbeth, with Eleanor Thompson playing the Scottish king. Francesca Street

Soccer course right on target AN ONLINE football course at Edinburgh University has attracted hundreds of people. Football: More Than A Game focuses on the ability of the sport to bring people together. The six-week free course, developed with the Homeless World Cup, features appearances from Pele and Alan Hansen. Oscar bravo: Bracket cast film at Melville PICTURE: MATTHEW DALE

Arts festival could be our own Fringe FRANCESCA STREET ARE you interested in organising, performing in or designing the first Edinburgh Student Arts Festival? The event, held next year, will showcase and celebrate students from Edinburgh, Queen Margaret and HeriotWatt universities alongside Edinburgh College. It is the brainchild of Briana Pegado, the president of Edinburgh University Students’ Association. She told The University Paper: ‘This nine-day festival will be student-run and will give students a chance

to showcase their artwork to the wider community. ‘The arts festival encompasses art in the widest form by embracing performance art, music, dance, fine art and other forms of art. We want this to be accessible to everyone.’ The festival will be held from February 6 to 15. Briana and her team hope the event will be a studentorganised version of the Edinburgh Fringe. ‘It’s really exciting to see an idea come to life and so much collaboration taking place,’ she said. ‘I could not have done this

without the support of the university principal, Prof Sir Timothy O’Shea, who has provided a generous amount of funding for the festival, and Jonathan Elmer, vice-president of Queen Margaret University students’ union. ‘Watch out for the festival coming your way.’ The event promises to be an exciting nine days and a wonderful opportunity for students who are interested in the arts. If you would like to get involved, contact Briana at president@eusa.ed.ac.uk for more information.

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I can’t kick my stationery habit LUCY ROBINSON MY NAME is Lucy and I am addicted to stationery. I’m now in my third year at university and I’m realising that I have a strange obsession with stationary. I, like many journalism students, enjoy a good notebook, a sturdy folder, some vibrant highlighters, and some smooth pens to get me through a year of academic chaos. But every now and then, I have this undeniableurgetofillmygiant bedside trunk with more pens and stacks of paper to last any student at least two lifetimes. Looking in this trunk on a semi-regular basis makes me realise how nobody really needs 150 black biros or three unopened sharpies even if they

Highlights: You can never have enough Sharpies

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were on offer or come in handy for Bar Crawl T-shirts. I think it stems from somewhere down the line, I realised that a student can never have too many pens or highlighters (except for when you realise you have more highlighters than textbooks) and this stemmed back to the beginning

of it all – primary school. We all remember the glory days of bringing a new set of felt-tip pens into a new year in September, thrusting you into the height of popularity. Getting a new pencil case that could fit a rainbow of colouring pencils, a pen for every day of the week, a ruler, rubber and sharpener, was the most important thing to get during shopping trips. Personally, I don’t think there is a cure for this stationery addiction that I have – it’s unnecessary but something we’ve all gone through once. Especially when you return home from Wilkinsons or W H Smith with a familiar looking notepad, to realise the reason it is so familiar is because you already have four.

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talkingPOINTS BAD LADS: I am in my fourth year and I have seen and, unfortunately, been a part of, this lad culture that engulfs university life. I have witnessed the excessive drinking sports societies enforce on each other and the initiations which involve rituals such as drinking each other’s urine. I have seen my friends hold competitions to see how many women they can pull in one night, witnessing one of them grab girls as if they were items on a shelf Ross Darragh

ALWAYS THERE FOR ME: Despite ending ten years ago, Friends is something people can watch over and over again, reciting favourite lines and crying at the on-off romance of Ross and Rachel. How is it that a simple TV show can still bring such raw emotions out of you when everyone knows the ending anyway? This has to be the greatest skill a TV series has, to draw you into the characters’ lives and cause you to forget that you don’t know the group personally. You genuinely feel like they are your friends and you are theirs. It is simply known as one of the greatest shows of all time Daisy Vickers

AIM HIGH: A first – so unattainable that many students don’t even consider aiming for it. Instead, many have decided, a 2:1 will suffice. A 2.1 is a great achievement but that is no reason to stop yourself aiming higher. University comes with a hefty price tag. Why not make the most of your £9,000? One way of doing this is swapping the occasional back-to-back Friends marathon for an extra hour in the library. Boring... but necessary? Jessica Bott

POWER OFF, PLEASE: PowerPoint tends to trap lectures on a strict pathway. Lecturers will follow their dozens of slides, and rarely stray from them. They are stripped of their teaching freedom and resort to reading the information off the board, forgetting that their students can read perfectly. Should students just accept these lectures? Their investment of nine thousand pounds a year seems rather steep for just PowerPoint slides. Even going back to basics with a whiteboard and marker would give more learning satisfaction Claire Douthwaite

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LUNCHBOX STIGMA: You, as students, have total control over your dinner. You can eat whatever you want! You feel like jam and cornflake sandwiches? Sure! Have 20 of them! The lunchbox is your oyster. There is one problem, however, the social stigma. It is well known that making sandwiches at home, wrapping them and taking them to campus in a Tupperware container is cheaper than buying an overpriced meal deal at the local supermarket. It is healthier and gives you greater control over what goes into your body while you’re out of the house. Yet, there is still a certain sense of uncoolness about munching on homemade sandwiches! Benjamin Philpott

MO THANKS: Most guys in Movember look like they’ve acquired a new furry friend on their upper lip when they grow a moustache. If this is you, in all honesty, you probably shouldn’t grow one. If you do, it’s important to keep it under control; just because you can’t shave it, doesn’t mean you can’t trim it. You can take part without looking like you’ve been on a week-long drinking binge Kelly Smith

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theINTERVIEW: Example

Cashing in? Never, I’m setting an Example

Thinking of the future: Fatherto-be Example

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THINK every artist has the duty to use their talents and following to raise money for charities.’ Singer-songwriter Example is on a roll, once again taking aim at some of his moneygrabbing peers. ‘I was quite outspoken in an interview last year about artists who keep meet and greet money for themselves and how I didn’t think it was the right thing to do,’ he says. ‘I am always happy to sign memorabilia for a fan or have a photo taken when I am out and about touring the country. ‘Not everyone has to give their

Rapper Example tells DANIEL ROBBINS why he doesn’t feel bad charging some people to meet him, how acting could be the next step in his career and what makes Plymouth so special... money away from paid meet and greets and it is not for me to tell them what to do. I just think the whole idea of charging someone to meet you is ridiculous.’ Currently on tour celebrating his �ifth album, the 32-year-old – real name Elliot Gleave – is using his meet and greets to bene�it the Teenage Cancer Trust, a charity where he has been an ambassador for many years. ‘I will always endeavour to meet fans outside the venue

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but if others want to pay for the ‘‘privilege’’ of meeting me then my perogative is to give that money to charity,’ he says. ‘It is half-an-hour out of my day and if I pass the money on, then it is going to a good cause, with this tour alone set to raise £40,000.’ He is in the middle of one of his biggest British tours - while his wife, Aussie model Erin McNaught, is on the other side of the world, pregnant with their �irst child. But the gigs are keeping

him focused. ‘Stoke was amazing to start the tour on the �irst night, Leeds followed up on that but Plymouth has probably been one of the best gigs for a long time,’ says the Londoner. ‘Some gigs take three or four songs to get going, or it might not even be until the last song of the set. In Plymouth, they were massively up for it from the start.’ With a baby on the way, a sixth album in the pipeline, a tour to �inish, you would expect Example to barely have time to breathe. Yet, he has already begun to think about what could lie beyond music. ‘Someone backed me into a

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corner last year and I mentioned I wouldn’t mind directing or even acting in a few movies,’ he reveals. ‘I studied �ilm at Royal Holloway when I was at university. ‘My �irst acting role came in a recent independent �ilm and could be something I go on to do. As for whether I do ten albums or whether it is just a couple more, I don’t know at the moment.’ So what of his immediate plans with the baby on the way? ‘I will head back Down Under for four months to spend time with the family before heading out on tour there in March,’ he says. ‘We can’t wait to start a family.’

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what’sON clubbing November 24: DUSKY, The Liquid Rooms, £3 November 24: MIXED UP MONDAYS, The Hive, free November 24: FLARE MONDAYS, WhyNot, £5 November 25: THE HIVE: HIVE TUESDAYS, free November 25: DIRTY SEXY TUESDAY, Lulu, £3 November 25: HECTOR’S HOUSE, Cabaret Voltaire, tickets £4, November 26: THE HIVE: COOKIE, free November 26: TRIBE, The Liquid Rooms, £3 November 27: SHANGRILA, The Liquid Rooms, tickets £4 November 27: BIG BAND NIGHT, The Jazz Bar, £4 November 28: PANDEMONIUM OPIUM:, November 28: FRISKY FRIDAYS, Silk, free November 28: FLUX FRIDAYS, WhyNot, tickets £6 November 28: MISFITS, The Hive, tickets £4 November 29: BUBBLEGUM, The Hive, £4 November 29: WHYNOT SATURDAYS, WhyNot, £8

December 6: WHYNOT SATURDAYS, WhyNot, £8 December 6: DIRTY DEEDS, Opium, free THEIR feelgood pop has earned them a No.1 album and a Mercury prize nomination. Their consummate live performances are a mustsee, too, so don’t miss Bombay Bicycle Club at Usher Hall on December 11 Lucy Simpson November 29: DIRTY DEEDS, Opium, free November 29: TEASE AGE, Citrus Club, free November 30: THE CLUB, The Hive, free November 30: SKA SUNDAY, The Citrus Club, free November 30: FIFTY/ FIFTY, The Bongo Club, tickets £5

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December 7: THE CLUB, The Hive, free December 8: DUSKY, The Liquid Rooms, £3 December 8: MIXED UP MONDAYS, The Hive, free December 8: FLARE MONDAYS, WhyNot, £5 December 9: DIRTY SEXY TUESDAY, Lulu, £3 December 9: HECTOR’S HOUSE, Cabaret Voltaire, tickets £4, December 10: THE HIVE: COOKIE, Free Tickets, 10pm till 3am. December 10: TRIBE, The Liquid Rooms, £3 December 11: SHANGRILA, The Liquid Rooms, Tickets £4

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Mobile music: Dancing On Tables write songs via their phones

Gregor Stobie and Michael Waterworth from Dancing On Tables tell LOUISE DICKIE about their influences, gigging in the capital and the upside of illegal downloads GS: Edinburgh’s great. When we’re here, we’re playing with other bands, other artists, and they all play different kinds of music. We play with people who like soul or country and so it’s really good fun. MW: It’s actually best when we’re on tour. We did a tour of Scotland and we played with this company called Hit The Road and they got a film produced for us as well. We did a photoshoot with the photographer from Coldplay, which was amazing. Who would are your biggest influences? MW: We’re all different and that’s what creates our own sound. Gregor, you like old 1970s stuff. Hamish is very into oldschool rock ‘n’ roll, Jimi Hendrix etc. Our singer, Robbie, and I have quite similar tastes; we’re into modern alternative, Arctic Monkeys sort of thing. And our other singer Callum, he is very, very indie. Do you all collaborate on the same songs? MW: Robbie and Callum come up with an idea, Robbie will be up in Aberdeen and record it on his phone then send it to me. And I’ll send it to Gregor and we’ll work out what we can

do to change this or… (laughing) make it better. GS: They give us the ideas and we run with it. That’s basically how it works. MW: But we all write our parts. It all contributes to the sound. So, what are your plans for the future? MW: We’re going for another tour, hopefully. We’re doing this fiveday tour thing with a promotions company up in Perth, that’s going to be in May. We’re also starting to record the new single and that will hopefully be out at the end of the year. What’s your view on downloading music illegally? MW: It’s an interesting topic because (looks at Gregor, laughing) when all this new stuff came out on the internet, people were illegally downloading music all the time and when we had our EP released on iTunes we were annoyed at the idea of losing money this way. But we realised that people don’t want to be paying money for music from bands that no one’s heard of before. So, then we thought, maybe for us, it’s a good thing. GS: At this stage, for us, it doesn’t matter. When we started to put our music up for free, it was

being distributed among a lot more people. Have you any funny anecdotes from your shows? MW: Robbie always gets really excited during one of the songs. He’s got an awesome stage presence. At the end of this song, every time, he picks up one of my drumsticks and starts whacking the cymbals. For the tour, I bought really nice drumsticks and he picks them up and hits them on the cymbals. They snap and he throws them into the crowd. These two young girls grab them and start running about with my drumsticks. It’s in the YouTube video. Have you any advice to young bands starting out? MW: Don’t give up. If you love it so much, it’s not worth letting go.

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Perfect copies: The Bootleg Beatles have been around nearly as long as the real thing; see them at Usher Hall on December 8

November 26: PASSENGER, Usher Hall, tickets £22.50 November 27: LAU-LAND, The Queen’s Hall, £18 November 27: MARCUS MALONE AND LEWIS HAMILTON, The Caves, tickets £14.30 November 28: THE ELECTRIC SIX, Liquid Rooms, tickets £16

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music cont’d from p11 November 28: VANTAGE POINT, The Counting House, free November 29: MARCUS BONFANTI, Electric Circus, £8 November 29: EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY CHAMBER CHOIR, Canongate Kirk, tickets £5 November 30: NAPIER UNIVERSITY SINGERS SHOWCASE, The Jazz Bar, £3 December 1: PROTEST THE HERO, Studio 24, tickets £13 December 2: RALEIGH RITCHIE, Electric Circus, tickets £8 December 2: CHRIS REA, Usher Hall, tickets £40.25 December 5: STIFF LITTLE FINGERS, Liquid Rooms, tickets £18.50 December 6: THE PINEAPPLE THIEF, Liquid Rooms, tickets £7 December 6: BEN HOWARD, Usher Hall, tickets £27.75 December 7: MAKIN’ WHOOPEE, 48 Below, free December 8: THE BOOTLEG BEATLES, Usher Hall, £27 December 9: LAURA STEVENSON, Electric Circus, tickets £10 December 11: BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB, Usher Hall, tickets £26.40

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Feisty but funny at Ryan gigs

KATHERINE Ryan is fast becoming a household comedy favourite, having appeared on TV shows such as Live At The Apollo, Comic Relief, Mock The Week, QI, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Her impressive CV promises that her appearance at The Stand will be a success. Ryan’s second tour, Glam Role Model, will no doubt be full of her ﬁerce Canadian quips, entertainingly played out in her feisty tones. Tickets for the show on November 30, cost £10. Jade Attwood

November 24: RED RAW, The Stand, tickets £2 November 25: GRASSROOTS COMEDY, Cabaret Bar, £1 November 26: MELTING POT, The Stand, tickets £4 November 27: POETS AGAINST HUMANITY, The Banshee Labyrinth, free November 28: ABSOLUTE IMPROV, The Tron, tickets £5 November 30: KATHERINE RYAN, Glam Role Model, The Stand, tickets £10 December 2: RICHARD MELVIN PRESENTS: 4 EXTRA STANDS UP!, The Stand, free December 3: BROKEN WINDOWS POLICY, The Stand, tickets £5 December 4: THE THURSDAY SHOW, The Stand, tickets £7 December 5: COMEDYDOO, The White Horse, tickets £9 December 6: THE EDINBURGH CHRISTMAS LECTURES, The Stand, £5 December 7: FOOTLIGHTS COMEDY, The Edinburgh Footlights, tickets £3 December 10: THE MELTING POT, The Stand, tickets £4

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Little-known tale of human bondage

Until December 23: NO FIXED ABODE, Edinburgh Printmakers Until January 31: CONCRETE ANTENNA, Edinburgh Sculpture Workshop, free

Bondagers: Royal Lyceum

Until January 25: COLLETE RAYNER, Access as Idiot Distraction, Collective Gallery, free

SUE Glover’s play made a stunning comeback to the Edinburgh theatre scene and was thoroughly enjoyable. Set in the misty Highlands in the 19th century, it follows the lives of six young bondagers – female land workers – as they struggle to survive. Every ploughman had to provide a woman to work on

Until May 30: BEAUTY BY DESIGN: FASHIONING THE RENAISSANCE, Scottish National Portrait Gallery, 2015, free Until February 14: CHRISTOPHER ORR: THE BEGUILING EYE, Talbot Rice Gallery at UoE, free Until January 10: WICKED, Edinburgh Playhouse, tickets £25 November 28 to January 3: THE BFG, Royal Lyceum Theatre, tickets £15 November 29 to April 12: BP PORTRAIT AWARD 2014, Scottish National Portrait Gallery, free November 29 to January 20: ROYAL SCOTTISH ACADEMY OPEN 2014, RSA on The Mound, free

Illuminating: Martin Boyce’s Our Love is Like the Flowers, The Rain, The Sea And The Hours

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the land; if he didn’t then he was unlikely to be employed. The stage, covered in a layer of soil, served almost as another character, making the bondagers’ work appear even more strenuous and difficult. One again Glover has provided a fascinating insight into a littleknown part of Scotland’s history. Louise Dickie

Lighting up our best art THE best and brightest art in Scotland is being celebrated across Edinburgh – and the National Gallery isn’t missing out. Generation: 25 Years of Contemporary Art in Scotland includes works from David Shrigley’s prints to an ethereal polythene sheet sculpture by Karla Black.

Former Turner prize winner Martin Boyce features in the exhibition with his installation Our Love Is Like The Flowers, The Rain, The Sea And The Hours. Generation offers something new with each visit, and to each visitor. It’s free and finishes on January 25. Cassie Doney

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HETTO has grown up, lost the ‘o’ and left London. The grime star, now going by the stage name Ghetts, may have settled in Surrey and into the pre-school run but is not showing any signs of slowing down. Last month, he was nominated for three Mobos including best male act. He made his breakthrough appearance at the awards at the age of 21, when Grime MC Kano invited him on stage to perform in 2005. Now invited back to perform material from his

debut album, Rebel With A Cause, he said: ‘The Mobos were a milestone in my career. To be given a chance to perform on prime time? That was good. I watched that �irst performance the day before going on and I was laughing because I could see I am very different. It is funny to see how far not giving up has got me.’ Ghetts has been on the scene and working hard for ten years. ‘I am always doing work,’ he said. ‘Every time I am in the studio it feels like I couldn’t live without it, I wouldn’t be

able to give up. I am just meant to be doing this no matter how long it takes me or how hard it is.’ His journey started in East London, Plaistow, with a �ist �ight that resulted in him being stabbed. ‘The stabbing shaped my life,’ he said. ‘I was mischievous but I was a good kid before that. I was 12 going on 13, �irst year of secondary school, I wasn’t aware of gun culture or knife culture. I was a scrapper like any young boy, but when I got stabbed, I changed. I never wanted to

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be a victim again, I wouldn’t open up to anyone and I was always on edge.’ That attitude saw Ghetts spend time in youth offenders’ institutions between the ages of 16 and 19 but being inside was

where he found his voice. Thanks to a music course he began to rap. The rapper, who turned 30 last month, has returned with a bang after taking some time out to look after his two-year-old daughter.

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They’re ready for the big time

Deep house duo Gorgon City talk student DJs, chart success and a new album with MORGAN HINTON

ORMED just two years ago and cutting their teeth on the University of Bristol student DJ circuit, North London duo Gorgon City have been the crossover success of 2014. Signed to independent London-based Black Butter Records – the same label which gave us Clean Bandit, Bipolar Sunshine and Kidnap Kid – Kye Gibbon and Matt Robson-Scott have enjoyed a meteoric rise, providing support for the likes of Chase and Status and labelmates Rudimental, as well as remixes for Basement Jaxx. But the boys have tasted success in their own right, with their smash hit Ready For Your Love, released back in January of this

with it �inally out there it feels like people are feeling it. The new record features loads of collaborations; who were you most excited about working with? Maverick Sabre was a big one for us. We’re both massive fans of his. Everyone on there from Yasmin to the American artists like Tish Hyman and Erik Hassle have been amazing. What experiences as a fan listening to music in�luenced the way you approach your live sets? Growing up in and around London, going to drum and bass and garage raves de�initely in�luenced our music and the beats we make. Being young DJs in the UK interested in

year, peaking at No.4 in the singles chart. Following the release of their debut album, Sirens, we caught up with Robson-Scott, to take a look back at this year – and to see what’s next. With so much energy surrounding you right now, how will Sirens maintain the group’s momentum? It feels like people are connecting with it quite well. It’s been a long time coming for us. We started writing this album about a year-and-a-half ago, it’s been a long process and

underground dance music has massively in�luenced how we DJ, how we play live and how we produce our music. How does your approach to producing change from your approach to mixing? Which do you enjoy the most? We really enjoy both as we’ve both been doing it for quite a while now. Although we love DJing in clubs there’s nothing better than getting in the studio, producing a cool tune then playing it out on the weekend to 2,000 people. I couldn’t really choose

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Breakthrough act: Gorgon City enjoyed chart success this year with their song Ready For Your Love either-or, they both kind of go hand in hand. How does your creative relationship with Kye affect the music? We both grew up listening to drum and bass, jungle and garage. That’s the thing we really have in common, a love for that UK underground sound. We’re both really into the energy you get from that type of music. When it comes the house tunes we play out now, I think we’ve both just got a common love for that kind of music. When writing Ready For Your Love did you have a feeling that it would gain the success it did or did it come as a surprise? Once it was �inished, it de�initely felt like something special. We were quite excited about getting it out there. Although we didn’t think it would get as big as it did and get as much love on radio or the charts, it really was a great surprise. You’re just wrapping up your UK tour but will you do anything differently to prepare for your US dates? We did a mini tour this summer. It’s cool; the audiences are really up for it and they’re really into the UK sounds at the moment. It’s such a good time for British music in the States right now, we can’t wait to get back out there.

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IF there’s one thing Nintendo does well, it’s multiplayer fun. In this battle beatem-up you can play as a host of Nintendo’s most famous gaming heroes and villains, including Mario, Link and Donkey Kong, as well as a few icons from outside the universe such as Sonic The Hedgehog and PacMan. Eight players can now do battle at the same time and, as with previous instalments, beginners can button bash their way to victory, while more committed gamers can learn to devastate their rivals with combos. This will be a great party game or one for nights in with housemates. PH

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attention to the details from the cult sci-�i classic are staggering. There have been lots of Alien games but this is the �irst title that truly captures the essence of the ‘perfect organism’ that is the alien and the terror conveyed in the �irst �ilm. You can’t �ight it, all you can do is hide and if it spots you, then your only option is to run. It will kill you. There are genuine frights, at times unbearable tension and shocks all woven within a movie-quality plot. It’s a de�inite contender for game of the year. Be warned, if you buy it your social life and coursework will suffer. Phil Hamilton

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Bilbo back for last battle The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies - out December 12

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ILBO Baggins and his company of dwarves return to Middle Earth for the final instalment of The Hobbit trilogy next month. The dwarves might have reclaimed the treasure of Erebor but now they must face Smaug and the Dark Lord. Oscar-winning director Peter Jackson has revealed that the movie, based on the 1937 novel by J R R Tolkien, will culminate in a 45-minute battle scene. And if the spectacular CGI send off wasn’t enough to keep Tolkienists on the edge of their seats, Lord Of The Rings star Billy Boyd will also make a guest appearance for the closing song, The Last Goodbye. The world premiere for the film, starring Martin Freeman, Sir Ian McKellen and Orlando Bloom, will be held in Leicester Square on December 1. Laura Raphael Small role: Martin Freeman returns as Bilbo Baggins for the final instalment of the Hobbit trilogy, out later this month

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1 – out November 20

ONE of the most anticipated films of the year, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1, is finally out this month. Katniss Everdeen once again takes up the fight to save the oppressed peoples of Panem. Everdeen - fresh from shattering the Games at the end of the second film, Catching Fire - finds herself in the long-forgotten District 13 as the figurehead of the rebellion, her mockingjay emblem its symbol. Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) must

also find a way to rescue her captive love, Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson). Lawrence’s portrayal of everyone’s favourite bowwielding heroine from caring sister to national hero is one of the film’s main strengths. The late Philip Seymour Hoffman also stars in his last full-length film. With returning director Francis Lawrence, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 will surely live up to the hype. Aaron Lembo

Fighting girl: Jennifer Lawrence in the third Hunger Games film

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Marco Polo – out December 12 ONLINE streaming giant Netflix has blown a reported £55million on producing its next original series, Marco Polo. The hotly tipped tenepisode drama, which premieres next month, follows famed explorer Polo through his adventures in 13th century China. Co-produced by Game Of Thrones director Daniel Minahan and starring Italian newcomer Lorenzo Richelmy, the series promises sex, drugs and medieval gore.

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Banana bread

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Help is at hand for the bullied

MOVING into university halls is a big change for many young people; it brings them into a bustling community with people from all backgrounds. However, not all students’ first taste of life away from home is a positive experience. Anyone subject to bullying at university may feel extremely isolated... but help is at hand. The University of Liverpool, for example, has bullying and harassment advisers who can suggest strategies for dealing with problems. Its counselling and student support services, as well as hall tutors, are also on hand. Diversity and equality officer for the University of Liverpool Darren Mooney says: ‘Students should seek to informally resolve any complaint or grievance with the alleged perpetrator. If an informal resolution cannot be found, a student can make a formal complaint.’ Chelsea Dytham

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Horoscope

What’s written in the stars for you this month

Aries: March 21-April 19 There will be many hurdles to overcome in the first two weeks of December, Aries. However, don’t give up as your luck will change come December 17. Your career and finances will begin to flourish as well as your relationships. Now is the time to travel and broaden your horizons but be aware those around you will need some convincing of your new direction Taurus: April 20May 20 Energy levels will be exceptionally high this month, Taurus; however there is no need to turn into a bull in a china shop. Be humble and down to earth and on December 17

you will enter a period of positivity and possibility. You will see marked changes in career in particular as new avenues arise

Gemini: May 21-June 20 Confrontation with relatives will be rife until December 17 but don’t let this get to you, Gemini. Be creative and find ways of spending time with those near and dear to you that will not end in conflict. It is not all doom and gloom. Your social circles will increase this month and your career will directly benefit as a result

Cancer: June 21-July 22 Have you be feeling a certain amount of haughtiness of late? Be

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warned this will only create controversy Cancer. You are bound to be feeling a lot more in tune with those around you come December 17th, when you will gain support from your superiors through your dynamism and resourcefulness

Leo: July 23-August 22 There will be tension among your siblings this month, Leo, and you are more than likely to be at the centre of it. As long as you don’t let your ego take over, a little competition can do no harm. It may even give you that extra push to undertake a big project that will carry on into the new year

Virgo: August 23September 22 You could be plagued by health problems at the beginning of this month, Virgo, so make sure not to over do it. However come December 17 you will be fighting fit and back on form. Your energy levels will be high and despite a slow start to December new avenues that will arise will take you pleasantly into the new year Libra: September 23October 22 You need to keep your wits about you this month, Libra. Your personal and professional relationships will be tested to the max. However, the added stress and strain could give way to greater wisdom of how to deal with others. As long as you are flexible redeeming opportunities will come your way and not all will be lost

Scorpio: October 23November 21 You need to make yourself crystal clear this month, Scorpio, otherwise you will be left feeling exasperated. Your expectations are not too high, it is simply how you go about executing them. The beginning of the month will be a test of character but don’t lose faith. Stick to your guns and,

come December 17, your luck will be on the up

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21 Play your cards right and you will prosper this month, Sagittarius. A period of positivity means that your confidence will be at an all-time high and you are centre stage. Those around you will be instrumental in your growth so be careful to not to let the limelight go to straight to your head. Your hard work is beginning to pay off but you still have a long way to go Capricorn: December 22-January 19 A dip in confidence at the beginning of the month could leave your energy levels somewhat lacking, Capricorn. Don’t let this leave you down in the dumps; take the time to meet up with friends who you have not been that attentive to of late. You should soon be feeling back to your old self in no time and there may just be a surprise around the corner

Aquarius: January 20February 18 Nothing is stopping you this month, Aquarius, your diary is full and so is your bank account, it appears. Although it may seem like the perfect time to indulge, if you take this even a little too far you could be reaping the repercussions come December 17. Avoid speculating and undertaking major projects. You can still charge ahead but keep your cards close to your chest Pisces: February 19-March 20 This month is all about focus for you, Pisces. If you feel as though you have been drifting for some time, now is the time to grab hold of the reins. However, it is not all hard work and no play, as your focus will pay off financially as well as socially. But be aware this could lead to issues arising with those close to you

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Curse: The Tinder app

Why we can’t put out the Tinder flame

REBEKAH WILSON asks whether the universal craze for swiping left or right based on a possible six photos and 499 characters is really healthy for us WHEN we get lonely on a Tuesday night, watching Celebrity Juice and late re-runs of Family Guy accompanied by Ben and Jerry, we have a natural desire to be needed. Then our smartphone sneaks out of our jeans pocket egging us on. Go on to Tinder, you’ve only got 300 matches with five of them actually speaking to you, let’s get swiping. Without a moment’s thought there we are, using every thumb muscle we have, having a Tinder fit. Shockingly, two years after its release, our generation is starting to take Tinder seriously. Going into a restaurant we are guaranteed to find at least two Tinder dates awkwardly working out a ‘how we first met’ story. Are there just too many people so the only way to find someone and speak to them is via the most frivolous and fanciful dating app yet? What will become of our generation? A pack of wild, sex-driven vultures or could Tinder actually become the fastest and most efficient way to date? Either way, Tinder is here to stay…well, until a newer version with video chat and picture messaging. Then, God help us!

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Relationship trouble? Sex worries? Feeling low? We’ve got wise words to set you right

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Worried about your weight?: Try going out for an early morning jog

O far in the first term of university I’ve gained plenty of friends, not to mention memories to last a lifetime, but I have also gained plenty of pounds. It has got to the point where I can’t face going home for Christmas but, with term ending in a matter of weeks, what can I do? Louise, Swansea Louise, I’m about to tell you something more horrific than any hangover. A bottle of wine is the equivalent to three Mars bars, a Big Mac with medium fries or six jam doughnuts. Even if you don’t drink you can fall foul of the lack of routine that comes with university and the cheap stodge on offer at the supermarket. Gym memberships can be expensive so head out to your local park. And, as for Christmas, everyone back home will be too excited to see you to care about a couple of pounds.

’M the centre of every party back home but that couldn’t be further from the truth on campus. I didn’t embrace freshers and I’ve been going home almost every weekend. First term is almost over and I don’t even know where the SU is. Tom, Bristol

’VE moved half way up the country to Edinburgh but my mum is still checking in on me daily. So much so, stalking my Facebook has become her new part-time job. To make matters

worse, I was tagged in a picture having a cheeky cigarette recently. She is now threatening to come stay with me in halls to keep a closer eye on me. Alice, Edinburgh

I don’t need a label to be me

Contact your mother more often, even if it is just a quick email. She will feel involved in your life and might be less inclined to go looking on social media. It might also be an idea to change your privacy

In our monthly look at LGBT issues, masters student FILIP BIGOS discusses why he dislikes being known by a label

even I have some labels but what is the point of them? There is a big discussion going on at the moment as to what the non-straight part of the population should be called and which umbrella term we should be using. Some people don’t like the good old LGBT (that’s lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans for the uninitiated) because it is not inclusive of queer people, intersex people, polysexuals, asexuals… The list goes on. To accommodate this we add +s and *s and Qs the end of the acronym. But why

settings on Facebook, What you and your friends find funny might not go down a storm with parents. And remember, believe it or not, your mother is only looking out for you.

identify as a non-binary, gay man. This implies, apart from being cocky and sassy pretty much the whole time, that, while I am a man, I don’t need to prove that I have a pair. So I wear heels and a snapback. Sometimes a wig, nail polish - depending on how I feel. I don’t fit within the ‘accepted’ binary of male. I go by ‘they’. This means I don’t want people to refer to me using male pronouns such as ‘he/him/his’ because I do not agree with the binary gender division within society. When it comes to selfidentification, people choose to call themselves many different things. And, yes,

exactly do we feel the need to label everything? I am a non-binary gay man because I have to have a label. People expect me to have one. People who fit into the ‘standard’ expectations of society as far as sex, sexual and gender identities are concerned need labels to put on others to help them understand the concept of difference So I please them. To help the cause. But, ultimately, I want to live in a society where people are accepted and taken at face value and one where we won’t have to explain ourselves.

n Young people all too often suffer at the hands of bullies. This is particularly true for young lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans people. NUS research found one fifth of LGBT students have experienced bullying or harassment on campus. For trans students, this figure was one in three. During Anti-Bullying Week this year many young people told us they felt isolated and alone when facing bullying. Stonewall’s NoBystanders campaign asks people to take a pledge and stand up for any time they witness any form of bullying. Learn more at nobystanders.org.uk

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There are no two ways about it, first year is hard. Some might cover it up better than others but you will all be feeling it. However, it is not all doom and gloom; there is life after freshers and societies are a great place to start. Try to cut down on going home, too, otherwise you’ll miss out and your friends back home will still be there when you go back at Christmas. Struggling with your studies, wrestling with a relationship or is your social life at a standstill? Contact our agony aunt on alice@unipaper.co.uk

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We’re all on a budget... here are our ideas on how to make it stretch as far as possible

Labour for love... or cash Should you choose a subject just for the financial rewards?

AST your mind back to the carefree days of 2012 when graduates left university with a measly £26,100 of debt instead of the estimated £53,400 they rack up nowadays. In those days, fresh-faced university applicants pricked up their ears and listened when teachers and parents told them ‘study a subject you enjoy!’ Sadly, for many young people ‘enjoyment’ doesn’t always have a lot to do with their choice of degree. Since tuition fees have reached an all-time high, it makes sense to investigate the most rewarding subjects – so which degrees lead to the highest salaries? So, first a few important details: these numbers come from HESA, the Higher Education Statistics Agency, which we think should stand for Hardly Ever Simple Answer. HESA sends surveys to graduates six months and

three-and-a-half years after graduation, and this is the information collected in 2012 from 2009 graduates. Most subjects in the top ten probably won’t surprise you much; it’s well known that doctors, dentists and vets earn a comfortable salary. But the £25,000 a year paid to architects earn is surprising, especially as they have to train for a whopping seven years. Of course, the uni you choose can be a factor, too. The survey showed that graduates from Russell Group universities earn the highest salaries, with a mean of £27,500 compared with the next highest, the 1994 Group of unis, which has now disbanded but included Birkbeck and UEA, at £26,500. It can be hard enough to motivate yourself to work and, if you hate the subject your studying, it’s fair to say you’ll hate the job at the end of it, too. But, if you’re happy

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Sign up to showfilmfirst.com and it will tip you off about all the preview screenings. You can view some from the comfort of your own home using an online code and in return for filling out a survey

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to pursue a subject you dislike for lots of dosh, fair play to you. If not, revive that carefree spirit and study what you love. Bethany Miall, from Go Think Bigger, a digital hub giving young people career advice and work experience opportunities

Just flick that switch and watch the savings pile up THE definition of a student: finding any way possible to save money. When someone else paid who cared about leaving that bathroom light on in the middle of the night? Or turning the heating up during winter so you can stay in your shorts and T-shirt? I know students who refuse to turn lights on or wash their clothes because they live in constant fear of those numbers on that bit of paper at the end of the month. Perhaps it would be better to consider some less drastic measures than stinking clothes, to keep the bills down? First and foremost: shop around! nGet those deals. Some

Bright idea: Turn lights off electricity companies offer cheaper prices if you use your electricity at off peak times nSpeaking of washing machines, on average you can save around £9 a year if you wash your clothes at 30° instead of 40° nThe morning cuppas – don’t fill the kettle to the top just boil the amount you need nRemember to shut the fridge and freezer doors! Don’t put hot food in

the fridge – it ruins it but also requires more energy to cool the food nUnplug your chargers after use. To charge a phone for eight hours costs only a penny but when we disconnect our phones and leave the plug in it still uses energy nLaptops use 85 per cent less energy than the typical PC nUnplug the TV and other devices by the wall instead of leaving them on standby You will be surprised by the difference each of these things can make leaving you extra money for that new pairs of shoes or a cheeky night out in the week. Rebecca Kiff

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Bring your talent and passion to a global organisation at the forefront of business, technology and innovation. Collaborate with diverse, talented colleagues and leaders who support your success. Help transform organisations and communities around the world. Sharpen your skills with industry-leading training and development, as you build an extraordinary career.

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Need a job? Considering a gap year? Graduating and struggling for inspiration? Then, read on...

Job in Tesco? Travelling? Lucy hits the catwalks of Paris instead

I put degree on hold to be a model

OR most 18-year-olds, the dream of roaming the runways of Paris Fashion Week, wearing exclusive Givenchy designs is exactly that – a dream. Lucy Zoe Evans decided to put her studies on hold and pursue that dream and has been rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous . Recently returned, fresh from Paris Fashion Week, Lucy took part in the Givenchy show, directed by critically acclaimed Riccardo Tisci. She shared the limelight with leading models such as Cara Delevigne and Kendall Jenner and appeared in front of celebrities including Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. She saud: ‘I’d have to say the highlight of my career so far is walking in my first ever runway show for Givenchy.’ Lucy, from Stoke-on-Trent follows in the footsteps of her older cousin, Sarah. ‘As a child, I remember talking to Sarah about her eight year modelling career and ever since it’s always been a dream of mine, so when I was spotted out shopping at The Clothes Show in 2009, I was more than happy to jump at the opportunity.’ Although she has only been a professional model for two

Think gap year and you think of backpacking adventures across the world or endless hours of tedious work experience; but for one teenager her gap year has become a world of couture and Kardashian. CHARLES WORRALL talks to model Lucy Zoe Evans months, Lucy kick-started her career with an ad campaign for Republic at the age of 13. She said: ‘During my school years, I was granted a licence allowing me to take time out of school but I kept castings and jobs to a minimum to enable me to concentrate on my compulsory education. My gap year has allowed me to model full time before heading back into education.’ But the path to a successful career in modelling is paved with disappointment and criticism. She said: ‘The reason for the excessive castings and meetings with clients are so they can judge if you’re the right model for them. Not being chosen for a job can at first seem offensive and disheartening but over time you come to realise that being told “no” is part of being a model.’ Sticking to a diet remains another major challenge but Lucy shrugs off criticism of the fashion industry over its use of stick-thin models. She said: ‘The utmost initial shock that came at the beginning of my career

was having to be as strict as possible when it comes down to my diet. I try my best to work out every day, even if it’s a quick ten minute run. ‘Just like being a ballerina or an athlete, you have to be a certain size and shape. ‘Part of my job is to be toned and healthy. ‘Since starting modelling full time, I’ve seen such a difference in my body, skin, energy and mood.’ She has deferred her degree in business and textiles at Brighton University until next autumn but it still seems borderline insanity to imagine balancing education alongside an international modelling schedule, especially when your average student struggles to attend a 9am lecture. ‘I’m intending on travelling, achieving almost all of my aspirations for my gap year and gain as much experience in the fashion industry as possible,’ said Lucy. ‘Working with Givenchy again and, just like every other girl my age, being a Victoria’s Secret model is something I dream of doing.’

In vogue: Lucy Zoe Evans says being a model requires the same dedication as being an athlete

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Places you should visit before leaving for your gap year SO, you may not have a gap year as an international model lined up... but you may be thinking about taking a year out and travelling. Before you head off, you will want to sit and plan how and where you want to go. Here is a quick guide to some great websites to help you plan your adventure.

Rough Guides: If you are unsure of where to head for your gap year, these are the best place to start. Full of great information on all the best destinations including accommodation, when to go, itineraries, travel essentials and cultural etiquette so you won’t get yourself in to trouble while away. You can also book hostels through the site

and it has a great community you can interact with and get first hand information from. www.roughguides.com Gap Year: This site that is packed full of information to help you get the most out of your travels. From booking your accommodation to researching places to visit and stay, Gap Year has all this and much

more. It also includes sections on jobs and volunteering to help you develop skills that will be transferable to your chosen career and even has a place you can plan your whole trip. The perfect one stop site. www.gapyear.com Real Gap: If you are worried about the cost of your gap year, Real Gap has a great section on

how to travel for less and still get the most out of your travels. It also has many of the features the previous sites has, including information on destinations, jobs, volunteering and has some last minute deals available too. www.realgap.co.uk So, when you’ve read all this, the only question left is what’s stopping you? Kizzy Bass

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Turn your room into your home

ou’ve been at university for a few weeks now and if it doesn’t quite feel like home then here are some inexpensive quick-�ixes. Most importantly, you need a bedroom that re�lects your style. Find some cheap bedding in high street shops – cheap and cheerful is key. Then, why not spruce it up with funky blankets and throws. For this, turn into a true hipster and try the charity shops. You may have to have a bit of rummage but, if you’re lucky, you’ll �ind some really decent, well-

made stuff for a price that doesn’t bury you into your interest-free overdraft. Every living room or bedroom needs cushions … many, many cushions. If you’re feeling crafty and need to procrastinate from writing that essay you could even have a go at making your own! If you’re not the next Great British Sewing Bee just pimp up plain cushions by sewing brightly coloured buttons and ribbons to them. Nothing makes a room more homely than pictures and posters that mean

Invaders you need to repel

Finishing touches: A few cushions and fairy lights can make all the difference something to you. That way, when the inevitable homesickness threatens, you are always surrounded by friendly faces. Get creative with noticeboards and cover them in a collage of your favourite photos. Just remember to hide the many drunken ones from Granny when she comes to visit! If you’re looking for a bit of

ambience then mood lighting is your new best friend. From creating the princess room you’ve always wished for to dimming the lights for late-night guests, fairy lights and lamps will give your room the edge. Go green and buy some cheap plants for your humble abode. Flowers are always good for adding a bit of colour

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and life to a room... just make sure you water them! Lastly, an easy way to guarantee that you feel at home is to be comfortable. You may have invested in all the cushions and plants in the world but that’s no good if you can’t relax in cosy pyjamas, slippers and a dressing gown. Jessica Bott

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IT’S the news we all dread. One of your housemates is having an old friend to stay. Here are the guests you don’t want... The Alien Thief: Spends the entire weekend communicating in in-jokes with your ﬂatmate. Steals them for the weekend and shows how little you know them The Bodily Incompetent: Drops a nuclear bomb every time they use the communal facilities and projectile-vomits in the kitchen The Better Housemate: Painfully delightful. You connect in a way you have never before with another human being, only highlighting the inferiority of your current housemate Jack Meggitt-Phillips

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yourSPACE The best time for house hunting is November, any later and you’re not left with much choice. Make sure that you question, question, question. Is the heating on a meter? Can you see mould growing anywhere? Is the roof about the cave in? Lucy Robinson

How to find the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

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OVING into a house can be stressful at the best of times. There are bills to sort out, new housemates with bad hygiene to deal with and an ever-pervasive knowledge that your hot water is likely to cut off at any moment. When these issues do rear their heads, is it better to have your significant other around or will it just make things far, far worse? This may depend on your type of relationship but there are certain unavoidable truths. If you have been together for just a month then maybe living in the same house is a little over-ambitious. Getting to know someone far quicker than expected can kick the honeymoon period out the window before you can even mutter ‘date night’. You don’t want to discover to soon that your partner has far more negative traits than

The infamous flat party is an obvious first step to consecrate your new pad. Make sure you invite a strong, largish friend. Anyone with a vaguely intimidating presence so that kid who got too drunk can be asked to leave without too much hassle Blythe Lewis

No matter where I go, the oven never works. A ten-minute pizza takes closer to 30. Our landlord sent someone to fix ours. When we came home, there was a new temperature dial but no numbers on it. Cooking for the rest of the year involved a lot of guesswork Bryony Plumb

Happy ever after? It can’t all be romantic Gruesome gum stuck on your clothes? Put the garment in the freezer for a few hours. Once the gum is frozen scrape it off with a blunt knife. Squirt on a little washing up liquid and salt. Rub against the thread of the fabric and the rest should come off Eva Coutts

Moving to Preston and living in England for the first time was a peculiar experience, to say the least. People would waltz around with multi-coloured hair and they call what I used to think was lunch, their dinner Mane Grigoryan

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you first thought. There is also the chance of an awkward break-up. You need to be sure that this is unlikely. It is difficult enough being around someone you’ve got history with, let alone having to read the gas meter with them. If you are sure you know

your partner well enough for it not to end unceremoniously over the cornflakes, then the answer to whether you should live together lies in your relationship type. If you’re that couple that loves to spend long afternoons staring intensely into each other’s eyes without speaking then go for it. If you have friends that you would like to spend time with independently of each other and other interests then perhaps find houses in the same area but with several streets’ separation. Alternatively, make the sane decision and move in after university. Alex Green

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How to survive living together SO, you’ve decided to take the plunge and live with your partner during your university years? Here’s how you might make it work... Lead your own life: Since you’re probably both studying, a busy schedule is to be expected. Talk through your plans and that way miscommunication will be avoided. This will also allow you to plan that romantic weekly date night Pull your weight: Boys, don’t leave the dishes for the women. And girls, invest in a screwdriver so you can at least dabble in the handiwork Spread your wings: There’s nothing worse than a

The perils and pitfalls of your SO moving in

couple who never spend time with their other friends. Friends you make at university are friends for life. So do not push them away! Accept it won’t be sexy and romantic all the time: You might think that living together is going to be similar to just being partners but this actually means you’ll see the best AND the worst of your significant other. Remember, no one is perfect, lower your expectations, take each day as it comes and breathe. You’re still young! If you’ve thought about all of this and still want to move in with the love of your life, then good luck. Fredrikke von Z Wongraven

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How to find the right place to live, the right people to live with and how to keep your place right

Picking perfect flatmates Avoid the messy but embrace the mother

HE group of mates you met during freshers’ week, won’t be around for long. If they are you’ve been lucky! But for most, those friendships tend to fade away and you start to hang out with a different crowd. Soon, the dreaded period of choosing housing for next year creeps up. Before you start getting too excited and pick your new BFFs, here are a few tips on how to choose the best housemates. 1. Seek the studious: It is honestly good to have this person around to keep you on track. This housemate brings positive peer pressure which has amazing benefits: assignments finished before the deadline and still time to

party. Also, a perfect buddy to have study sessions with. 2. Avoid the messy: You will spot this person very quickly. They are always untidy and unkempt. It’s funny from a distance but do you really want to be cleaning up after them or be straining the friendship by asking them to stop leaving the dishes for a month in the basin? 3. Embrace the father/ mother figure: Everyone wants the sense of freedom that comes with moving away from home. The father/mother figure is going to take care of you when you fall sick and worry when you come home late. It is nice to know someone is looking out for you. 4. Think thrifty: Be on the

Making a stranger a friend

Crowded house: This bunch looks friendly... but would you want to live with them? same page about money matters. Money is such a sticky matter but if handled properly everyone can have a great year together. Get to know your

friends’ money habits. Stingy ones are difficult ones. 5. Choose happy: Everyone has his or her ups and downs but there’s bound to be that

one cheerful, chirpy person who will keep the spirits up no matter what. It will help to maintain the house’s sanity. Benazir Parween

STUDENTS all over the country are being forced to double up after universities ran out of rooms. Here’s our tips to help you get by No secret hobbies: Forget goofy dancing or weird singing to the mirror Buy some PJs: Not everyone wants to see you naked Learn to clean: You can’t litter the floor with all kinds of mess Talk to them: Sharing space is easier if you’re less of a stranger and more of a friend!

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We couldn’t ignore it as it’s less than a month away... but not all our students are in the Christmas spirit

They’re killing the magic Too much, too soon at Christmas

theGRINCHES IT’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…but, wait, it’s just been Hallowe’en. Christmas is weeks and weeks away but it doesn’t look like that on the high street. Every store you dander by is jammed with everything from decorations, to loofas, to every shaped chocolate imaginable. But is this right? Is Christmas an overly commercialised holiday, bullying other holidays Rebekah Heath out of existence?

T’S Christmas! Or so some people seem to think judging by the amount of Christmas trees you see nicely lit up in living room windows and the festivethemed shop displays. Hallowe’en has only just passed by but the scary thingis the plague of sparkly lights and candy canes. I love Christmas decorations as much as the next guy, but you know… at Christmas. In Newcastle, for example, Fenwick on Northumberland Street their autumn display has gone up, which is fine of course - it is autumn. But then you go up the escalators on to the second floor and

A bad case of tinselitis?: Christmas decorations were up early Edinburgh PICTURE: ANGUS DUNCAN suddenly you’re confronted by Christmas lights and decorations and blinded by the festive colours of green and red. I find myself thinking: ‘Did I take the

time-travelling escalator and emerge two months later?’ Seriously, the clue is in the name: Christmas decorations. There should be a law against decorations before

mid-November. Christmas is good because you have to wait all year for it. If you just start whenever you feel like it, it defeats the magic of it. Edward Jones

THE idea of Christmas invades every spare surface like the looming ebola pandemic. The thought of Christmas is so far from my mind it’s unreal; the space up there is occupied by technology project ideas, dissertation research, photography projects, endless presentations to prepare for and Harvard Referencing; not whether my boyfriend would prefer Hugo Boss or Armani after shave Anna Landi

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Ultimate Frisbee – the best sport you’ve not heard of WANT to try something different? The Edinburgh University Ultimate Frisbee Club invites you to ‘play the best sport you’ve never heard of.’ With rigorous training,

practices and tournaments, there’s a lot more than tossing a plastic disc around the park. Regional tournaments in Scotland determine eligibility for the nationals in England,

in which the club has never finished below seventh – impressive, given 74 universities take part. The game relies on the players to referee what’s going on.

Team member Matt Fletcher said: ‘The pitch is roughly the size of a football pitch, with an endzone at each end. You have to catch the disc in the endzone to score a point.’ Once

you have caught the disc you must not move, so it is a like hybrid of American football and netball. The team meets in the Meadows at 1.30pm on Wednesdays. Donna Foulis

Boys and girls come out to play... together MARINA SERGEEVA

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COMPETITORS in a range of different sports are limbering up for EUSU’s winter tournament. The one-day event was launched a year ago, proving a huge success and the intention is to make this one even bigger and better. It will feature contests in netball, doubles tennis, sixes hockey, five-a-side football, basketball, doubles squash and sevens touch rugby. Organisers have stressed that the event aims to bring together the sexes, stressing that each team which takes part will need to feature at least two representatives from each gender. If you want to join in, sign up at www.regonline.co.uk/ Mixed: Each team has at least two of each gender eusuwintertournament PICTURE: EUSU WINTER TOURNAMENT

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Freshers the key in push for title glory KIERAN SCOTT THERE are not many sports in which Edinburgh University does not boast the accolade ‘best team in Scotland’, it seems – but lacrosse is one. However, men’s skipper Matt Rosenstein is aiming to change all that as he takes inspiration from Scotland’s success in forcing its way into the international blue division, which is made up of the best sides in the world. Matt’s aim is to edge out rivals St Andrews, reigning university lacrosse champions for the past three years, and he plans to do so with additions to the squad and regular training sessions. He said: ‘We let people from other universities play with us because we realise that there are not many opportunities to play in Edinburgh. ‘Because not many other people play, there is a squad size of 30 people with 23 people playing in one game.’ This is a step up from pre-

vious years, when the club could only muster a squad of between 18 and 20 players. New recruits tend to be freshers and the club has stressed that it is still on the hunt for more. Lacrosse is not a cheap sport to play, with the gear costing something in the region of £400. Hence, the club uses sponsorship cash to cover these costs so it can offer an added incentive for students to get involved. Matt explained that the team was aiming to build on the momentum they built towards the end of last season, when they were running neck-and-neck with eventual champions St Andrews. He said: ‘We do two training sessions a week: one on a Friday night where we dip into the technical skills with dodging and shooting being two of the most paramount factors; and another on a Sunday afternoon where we focus on game play and strategy.’ While there

Sticking at it: Edinburgh University’s lacrosse team is put through its paces in training will be the usual strenuous competition from St Andrews, Lancaster University has joined Edinburgh’s league, adding an unpredictable hurdle. ‘We’ll be doing extra stuff,’ said Matt. ‘Meeting in classrooms to discuss strategies as well as on the field stuff.’ Most freshers have got used to the workload which faces them in playing lacrosse – mainly because of the appointment of second grade coach, Paul Jones. The highly accomplished Bostonian will be looking for some guaranteed success come May.

Avalanche of calls means ski trip sells out in 2mins

Dry run: Students will take to the slopes

IT costs a student loan-denting £670 but Edinburgh University’s winter skiing event has sold out in two minutes. There is also a boneshaking, sleep-robbing 30-hour coach trip to get there but it still didn’t stop the takers piling in when places came up for grabs. The trip to Tignes in the

French Alps takes place from January 3 to January 12. Claire Osborne, one of the lucky ones to secure her place on the trip, said: ‘It’s basically a week of partying so even if you can’t ski it’s very worth it. ‘The extra events are a pool party and a funicular party which is at the top of the glacier.’

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