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WHY YOU CANNOT SIMPLY HAVE STAND-INS AT UNI LAUREN KNIGHT
EVERY YEAR, a new intake of Freshers swarm the De Montfort University campus. De Montfort University has recently experienced a huge leap up the league tables and it is mostly due to the diversity of courses they have to offer prospective students. The University is more than able to cater for such a variety of students but with such promise comes the likelihood that other things may slip under the radar. At the beginning of last year, circumstances lead to a Media tutor being assigned a module leader role for Journalism. She took the position as a last minute stand in due to the other lecturer not returning that year due to extenuating circumstances. It was the best solution the university could come up with in such a short space of time before the new teaching year was to commence in September. This meant that the teacher was required to teach an area they had never before taught and also learn an entire year’s worth of syllabus over the summer vacation. Guy Bezant, Student Representative for Journalism, said: “I had numerous people ask me how the year would pan out with a lecturer who was effectively learning the material along with us.” “She did the best job she could with the hand she was dealt, but when we as students pay huge sums of money for a particular standard of teaching, it does make life that much harder.” De Montfort University is brilliant at looking at the bigger picture. They understand Leicester’s multi-cultural surroundings and the opportunity
that comes with it. It welcomes many new students every year that come from many different social and racial backgrounds. They offer a multitude of courses and aim to create an environment in which a student’s creativity can flourish. This won’t happen if a lecturer doesn’t understand or is familiar with the topic they are teaching, even if they are an emergency stand in. Without the foundation knowledge for the course, it meant the students were being taught by someone who was essentially learning at the same pace as them. It was sometimes the students teaching the lecturer when it should have been the other way around. It caused stress among classes for the module that she was teaching. One of the most common complaints from students was when they received feedback on essays. The lecturer’s feedback offered more Media critique as opposed to Journalism critique, which is what the students required. Another difficulty was the lecturer could only offer them limited guidance. She struggled to answer the questions they had and had to defer some students to other teaching staff that the students did not see on a regular basis. Hannah Louise Wilson, third year Creative Writing and Journalism student said: “She was a good tutor; I found the lectures engaging and interesting, except they were heavily media based and limited with the helpful information us journalism
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A prized academic named Dr Obas Ebohon has appeared at Leicester Magistrates’ court due to being suspected of renting a house out illegally. Ebohon had been reported to the authority by one of the tenants living in the house at the time, who according to a Leicester City council Prosecutor, strongly suspected that he did not pose the correct licence. The 58 year old rented out
his house to seven students living in the area of Severn Street, Highfields. Obas Ebohon lives on Scraptoft Lane in the heart of Leicester and is a lecturer in Energy and Sustainable development at De Montfort University. Along with teaching lectures at regularly DMU, he has also taught many other lectures around the world throughout his career. Ultimately at the end of
his trial, the doctor pleaded guilty and has been given a heavy fine as a consequence of his deplorable actions. The active member of the South African Institute of Building was charged with four offenses related to the house he was renting including: failure to apply for a multiple occupation licence for the property and failure to display his telephone number or address in the house clearly.
Furthermore, he also pleaded guilty for failing to ensure that the walls of the house were safely maintained while also failing to ensure the property’s windows and ventilation were maintained to a safe standard. Students should check that all windows and doors are fitted securely in their property as this can be a potentially very dangerous safety hazard.
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SECOND YEAR STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF LEICESTER STARTS A BRAWL AND IS BANNED FOR LIFE DANIELLA MARSH PIC: DANIELLA MARSH
ON the launch night of the new Let’s Disko, a second year student became far too aggressive and violent due to his excessive drinking. Wednesday night is the social for the sports societies where all the sports teams dress up, get extremely drunk, and head to The O2 Academy for a wild night out. At first, the incident was a minor issue where the student was merely pushed by another student from another sports team. However, the drunken lad took it too personally and he shoved the boy in a very aggressive manner. Getting continuously more infuriated with each other, the students began arguing. This escalated further and, soon enough, they began punching the living daylights out of one another. Several other students barged in to try and put a stop to the fight but they were unsuccessful and the two lads continued to tear into each other. Onlookers
at the club were shocked at what was happening and desperately tried to get out of the way for fear of being hurt. A bouncer came rushing over and tried to stop the boys from fighting but this one boy was so angry and resilient that the bouncer was unable to hold him back. He continuously tried to hit the other student until two more bouncers came. After wrestling with him, the bouncers were finally able to control the student and they then escorted him out of the club. The violence and aggression of this occurrence was to such a great extent that the boy was arrested for his behaviour, spending the night in a cell. Furthermore, he is banned from The O2 Academy for life. This student is now going to miss many big events and will be unable to attend the weekly social for the sports teams alongside his teammates and friends.
WORK EXPERIENCE WITH A DIFFERENCE! CAVELLE SIMPSON
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On 21st September, third year DMU Student Ruby Harrison took part in a unique experience that any music lover or Arts student would be envious of; a work placement with Grammy Award winning legend Nile Rodgers and International hit makers Rudimental. The three day placement was run by Bauer Media owned Go Think Big as part of one of their coolest opportunities to date, #GTBFREAKS. Students that were chosen worked on the latest collaboration for the track Le Freak by Chic following the Nile Rodgers x Rudimental Remix. “The placement was such a surreal experience to complete alongside my Arts and Festival Management Degree, giving me the opportunity to work with such a well respected person in the industry,’ Ruby said about working as a PR Assistant for the production of the new single, shadowing PR Company Hope and Glory. This role allowed Ruby the exciting task of contacting and arranging Radio and Newspaper
interviews for Nile and the nation’s favourite Drum & Bass quartet, Rudimental. The experience included an Industry master class with Nile, the background story behind the original 70’s track ‘Le Freak’, and why Nile has decided to rework it alongside Rudimental. In total, 25 GTB Freaks participated in the work experience with various roles and also using their backing vocals for the final recording of the track in renowned RAK Studios, London. ‘Le Freak’ was released on the 11th October, with an exclusive Gig that took place at London O2’s Indigo Room on the 9th October where they showcased the new single for the first time. “We did it and had the best time! New lyrics and arrangements for the remix, music video, regional and, national press releases in two and a half days! Biggest thanks to Nile Rodgers for giving me a leg up in to the management industry. I can’t wait to hear the record.”
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SOME FRESHERS JUST CAN’T HANDLE IT: THE HUMILIATION OF ‘SICK BOY’ CLAIRE DOUTHWAITE
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THOUSANDS OF students piled into Leicester’s 02 Academy last week to attend the first Shabang, all buzzing to start the year with a bang. With no lectures the next day, students partied into the early hours without having to worry about being hung-over. However, one fresher drank far more than he could handle. Whilst trying to prove himself to be a ‘lad’; the new student downed shot after shot at the bar whilst being cheered on by his mates. A few seconds later and he covered the bar in his vomit. Feeling humiliated, he lurched himself through the busyness of the O2. Before making it to the toilet, he threw up on the stairs which gave the
club a lovely smell. Most people managed get out of the way of ‘sick boy’, but unfortunately some didn’t. The unlucky few complained to the bouncers in an angry manner. Due to the busyness of the club, the bouncers were unable to find him despite the complaints made. Therefore, he continued to party on despite being called ‘sick boy’ for the rest of the night. He will definitely be losing ‘lad points’ for this and won’t be able to live that nickname down for a while!
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A 22-YEAR-OLD man led Leicestershire Police on a three hour chase earlier this month after stealing a digger in the early hours of the morning. If that wasn’t strange enough, the man decided to ring the police beforehand to let them know he was going to run off with it. No reason is known as to why this young man chose to steal a digger, or how and where he got it from or, most importantly, why he would inform the police if he didn’t want to be caught. It took several police cars and even a police helicopter to reign in the joyriding youth. Police then tweeted a picture and stated “Police were called at 3.14am today by a man who claimed to have stolen a 44-tonne digger from the Coalville area.” The man was then taken into police custody and the location of the digger is unknown but hopefully it was returned safely. Hopefully this young man has learned a lesson about stealing and not bragging about it to the police before you make a successful getaway. Maybe it was simply that his name was Luke, his dad was Bruce Lee and it was actually his JCB.
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Fashion PopUp Shop Push for Graduate Fashion Week
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De Montfort rises up the league tables
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DE MONTFORT University has successfully managed to climb from 86th place to 54th place on The Times University League Table. The 32 place jump is the biggest leap out of all the UK Universities, a proud achievement for the DMU legacy. The Good University Guide ranks universities according to several types of criteria which include research quality, entry standards, student-staff ratio, student satisfaction and the amount spent on services and facilities. The success of the university comes hand in hand with their excellent student support initiatives, which help students increase their chances of employability after completing their
degree. De Montfort offer programmes such as Frontrunners, DMU Global and The Square Mile Project; they involve a mixture of graduate jobs and volunteering which ultimately builds an excellent rapport with the community. The University have also invested £90 million into transforming the campus, with exciting new developments. It is important that students have improved teaching rooms, larger study areas and technology facilities, a wider range of eating areas and modern upgrades to the Students Union. The University of Leicester are sitting within the Top 20 in the Times and Sunday Times league table, making Leicester one of the best cities for students.
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WHILST THE rest of us were sleeping through our hangovers and collecting our freebies from the Freshers Fair, De Montfort University Fashion students were working hard in an attempt to make money for their end-of-year show. Third year fashion students from De Montfort University put their skills to the test and set up their own pop-up shop in the High Cross shopping centre. The High Cross shopping centre is filled with huge names and attracts thousands of shoppers on a daily basis and the pop-up shop created quite a buzz amongst the fashion conscious shoppers of one of the busiest shopping centres in Leicester. They sold vintage clothing and accessories that are essential to anyone’s wardrobe, with locally sourced vintage items. They were also selling oneoff customised clothing. These unique pieces of clothing were designed and handmade by students who study fashion at De Montfort University. After falling in love with their unique creations, customers reached into their pockets and helped them raise around £2000. Amy, a Leicester shopper said: “The shop looked quite professional, I had a look round and the stuff in there was great. It’s all for a good cause and the idea of recycled fashion is so much fun! It’s crazy to think I could be buying something off a future big name in fashion!”
Graduate fashion week is host to hundreds of visitors from many UK Universities, professionals hailing from the industry and members of the public. It’s a great chance for students to showcase their talents and get their work seen by the public and important people in the industry. Florence Tudgay, one of the third year fashion students who helped with the pop-up shop said: “it is important for us to get our designs and outfits at Graduate Fashion Week because it will get our name out there. We could even get a job out of it, so we need to raise the money. Graduates have gone on to work for huge brands like River Island, Nike and Burberry!” All fashion students will be raising money throughout the year so keep your eyes peeled and support them as they do. There will be things such as the Contour Fashion Catwalks and the Fashion Design students are holding a stall at Birmingham’s Clothes Show Live (5th-9th December) which is sure to be filled with one of a kind pieces of clothing and handmade accessories.
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WITH FRESHFEST well and truly over; you will have learnt all the drinking games you’ll ever need, survived fresher’s flu, and met friends you’ll probably keep for the next three years - maybe for a lifetime! But University isn’t just about the late nights and lie-ins. Some of you will be unlucky and have an abundance of 9am starts and early mornings in winter can be brutal. It’s not just the 9am starts either; it’s the reading, the research, the homework, the preparation for a workshop or lecture, the group work (don’t we all hate group work?), and simply having too much work to do (at times) to even consider going out every night. Trust me; this all sounds worse than it is and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t go out ever again. I’m just saying that going out when you have an assignment due isn’t the best idea. University is the busiest but best three years of your life, but you need to balance the workload with your social life. In my first year I had serious FOMO (fear of missing out), so I was out 3 nights a week but my work suffered for it. Thankfully by second year I had calmed down, which meant my loan stretched a lot further and all the nights at the SU as a fresher didn’t blend into one. The reality after Freshers’ Week is, University is bloody hard work and sometimes it won’t seem like the best three years of your life. You’ll feel like you are drowning in assignments, the early mornings will take their toll on you, and you won’t have all that much money… ever. But University is a time to push ourselves and it is meant to test us so breathe through all
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SPARE COMPUTER?!
LIZZIE LONGLEY
the work, put it as a priority, and then enjoy being a drunken state at the SU when all those horrid assignments have been handed in.
COMPUTERS ARE an everyday necessity for people around the world and without them we would be lost. People have become so dependent on computers, whether it’s for browsing random things on the internet, online shopping or studying for a degree, computers are constant in many people’s lives. So why is there never any available to use in the university library? The library is always full to the brim of students on the computers, but very rarely are they doing work. I’ve seen people watching funny videos on YouTube or listening to the latest Number 1 in the music charts. The amount of girls that use the library as a room to online shop is endless and I wouldn’t be surprised if you caught boys having a cheeky look at porn and giggling to themselves. I don’t condemn these people for using the computers for these things because like them I online shop and endlessly watch YouTube videos (minus the porn) but when they are taking up a computer that is needed for educational use that’s when it starts to get irritating! It’s not just the students that take up all the computers for unnecessary use, it’s the random astray of baggage and jackets that claim a seat. So many times have I gone over to what I thought was a spare computer to find a jacket
taking charge of the seat without a body in sight. Whoever it is that leaves their stuff there for hours must be a very trusting person. But, when a jacket is taking over the chance for you to work you know there is an issue. I say all this but I’m sure I’m probably guilty of all these things (again minus the porn) so I don’t really have room to talk. I don’t believe there are enough computers in the library to accommodate to the vast amount of students, whether doing work or not there still should be enough computers on campus for the students to use. We are spending £9000 a year after all….
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A Good Ed On His Shoulders Ed Sheeran is sitting in his dressing room in Melbourne Cricket Ground. In the background, Tom Jones can be heard soundchecking. “WE’RE SINGING the Prince song, Kiss, together,” says Sheeran, “but we’ve already rehearsed that.” The night before, Sheeran and his new pal Jones - who performed together in Australia last week went out for a few glasses of wine, and 74-year-old Jones regaled 23-year-old Sheeran with stories of appearing in The Simpsons and hanging out with Elvis Presley in Las Vegas back in the day. This is the world in which Sheeran now lives, where rather than him seeking out the biggest names in music to learn from, they request an audience with him. Elton John asked to perform with Sheeran at the Grammy Awards in 2013, and Paul McCartney, after the special concert earlier this year, marking the 50th anniversary of The Beatles landing in America, invited him to his trailer for a margarita. “I wasn’t expecting that one. I was with my parents and ready to go home for the night, and the next minute, that happened,” he says, like it was no big deal. He counts Taylor Swift and Harry Styles among his closest showbiz friends, and while recording his second album x last year, Friends star Courteney Cox let him stay in her Malibu home. Sheeran had been performing in LA when Spin City and Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence, and his actor wife Christa Miller, asked if their daughter could have her photo taken with him after the show. “The next night, I was having dinner in Malibu and Bill and Christa were in the same restaurant. They came over to thank me for being nice to their daughter and then invited me to a house party.” “I thought, ‘Why not?’ It turned out to be Courteney’s house party. It was miles from anywhere, and I’d sent my driver home so I had to stay over, and that’s when we became friends,” the singer explains. He’s a long way from Framlingham, the Suffolk village where he grew up, but spend any amount of time with Sheeran and it’s not hard to understand why so many A-listers want to hang out with him; he’s impeccably mannered for a start, and down to earth in a way most multi-million-selling artists just aren’t. Unassuming isn’t the word. He admits he’s changed a bit, though, since his first album was released and worldwide fame followed. He’s a bit more paranoid, and wary around new people, he says, but he’s generally much happier with his lot than he was three years ago. “I was quite well known among people my age, from the mix-tapes and YouTube videos that were doing the rounds, so I would get stopped and asked for photos and things,” he says. “That still happens, although back four years ago, I was broke, so there wasn’t the upside. Now I’m financially comfortable, and I’ve made my family financially comfortable, so I can see the rewards.” Other musicians seek him out too, including Pharrell Williams and producer Rick Rubin, who both went to Sheeran offering their services on a collaboration. The track with Williams, Sing, resulted in a No 1 single, while Rubin produced two tracks on x pronounced multiply - Don’t and Bloodstream. Of Sing, he says it was the first time he’s tried to write a song without a deep, emotional meaning. “Going in with Pharrell, I knew I wanted to
“I knew I wanted to make a bona fide pop song ”
make a bona fide pop song and we were just trying some things out. It’s just me explaining how I had fun on a night out, had a drink and had a dance with a girl, and that’s it.” “I’ve never really done that before, and it was nice to do it and to not worry about how it would make people feel, and whether it was me opening up enough. I just wanted to write a song that was fun.” He says if the aftermath of his debut + taught him anything, it was that his songs were being used as emotional crutches by his fans. “I’d get people talking to me saying they’d listened to my record on their own in their bedroom, while eating ice cream and crying, or that they’d listened to my record after they’d broken up with a partner, so it was a very melancholic album.” “I learned I need to give people some fun here and there. I am not a hugely depressed person, I like to have fun and the melancholy doesn’t reflect who I am. Sometimes, it’s just good to sing about stuff that’s pointless. Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo is not a song that comes from a lot of heartbreak or upset, but it is a great pop song, and I want to do that too.” Despite the success of his first bona fide pop song, he still doesn’t see himself as a pop singer, however much he’d like to be “I really want to be in that world, among those big pop singers,” he says, referring to the likes of his friends Taylor Swift and Pharrell Williams. I think I am placed in that world when it comes to award shows and things, but I don’t get mentioned
in the same sentence as those stars when it comes to music.” If he’s not seen as a pop singer yet - he’s more your little brother’s scruffy mate who plays the guitar - it won’t be long. So far, x is the fastest-selling album in the UK this year, having sold 180,000 copies during its first week, beating Coldplay’s Ghost Stories, which had previously held the record, by around 15,000 copies. “Yeah, but,” counters Sheeran, “that Coldplay album is the only one they’ve not really promoted, so they could still beat me if they wanted.” His grasp of the way records sell is second to none, and some might accuse him of careerism. It’s simply not the done thing for an artist to admit they’re so acutely aware of how their music is selling, or how many tickets have sold for a forthcoming tour. Of course, Sheeran’s not really an exception here - almost every artist is just as aware of this stuff as he is, he just talks about it in interviews, while they feign ignorance. After the UK leg of his tour, he’s off around the world again, due to finish up next August, when he plans to take a break and write some more songs. “This is the first tour I’ve ever done where I set off on one date and know when I’m going to finish. All my other tours have started, and then 30-date tours in other countries keep getting added as we go along,” says Sheeran. “This time, it’s structured, and if there’s one thing I’ve been lacking for the past few years, it’s structure.”
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The BEST nights this Freshers week & throughout the month
THIS MONTH MONDAY 20TH OCTOBER
● Thirsty Mondays @ SOAR Point, ● Rock/Indie DJ @ DRY DOCK, ● Wild Balbina @ THE COOKIE, ● Wardenclyffe @ THE SHED, ● Luke Daniels @ THE MUSICIAN TUESDAY 21ST OCTOBER
● Loaded @ BASEMENT, ● Pub Quiz @ FIREBUG, ● Cold Ocean Lies @ THE MUSICIAN, ● The Howlin’ Brothers @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Pub Quiz @ THE OLD HORSE WEDNESDAY 22ND OCTOBER
● Injunction @ DMU STUDENT UNION, ● The Old Dance School @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Hyde & Beast @ FIREBUG, ● Walkabout Wednesdays @ WALKABOUT, ● Peter Andre @ DE MONTFORT HALL
THE COOKIE, ● Half Man Half Biscuit @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER, ● Roots @ BASEMENT, FRIDAY 24TH OCTOBER
● WTF Friday @ DMU STUDENT UNION, ● Skint @ REPUBLIC, ● Joy Machine @ BASEMENT, ● Rixton @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER, ● Karaoke @ THE OLD HORSE SATURDAY 25TH OCTOBER
● Mosh, Redeemer, Republic, Soulshaker @ BASEMENT, ● Kunt & The Gang @ THE SOUNDHOUSE SUNDAY 26TH OCTOBER
● October – Pub Quiz @ THE WESTERN, Basement, ● Pub Quiz @ DRY DOCK, ● Jon Allen @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Leicester Marathon @ VICTORIA PARK
THURSDAY 23RD OCTOBER
● RockSoc Bar Crawl (DMU), Beat It Poetry Jam @ THE FONT, ● Thought Forms @
@ SOAR POINT, ● Rock/ Indie DJ @ DRY DOCK, ● Otis Gibbs @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Delta Sleep & Axes @ FIREBUG
MONDAY 27TH OCTOBER
● Spoken Word Night @ THE COOKIE, ● Thirsty Mondays
TUESDAY 28TH OCTOBER
● Loaded @ BASEMENT, ● Mosh, Pub Quiz @ FIREBUG, ● Kirk Fletcher @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Pub Quiz @ THE OLD HORSE
FRIDAY 31ST OCTOBER
● WTF Friday @ DMU STUDENT UNION, ● Skint @ REPUBLIC, ● Karaoke @ THE OLD HORSE, ● Joy Machine @ BASEMENT, ● The Struts @ THE COOKIE
● Loaded @BASEMENT, ● Mosh, ● Pub Quiz @ FIREBUG, ● Orphaned Land @ FIREBUG, ● The Boomtown Rats @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER
SATURDAY 8TH NOVEMBER
● Thomasthinks live @ THE LANDSDOWNE, REDEEMER, ● Republic, Soulshaker @ BASEMENT, ● Catfish & The Bottlemen @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER
WEDNESDAY 5TH NOVEMBER SATURDAY 1ST NOVEMBER
● Saturday Night @ XY, ● Redeemer, Republic, Soulshaker @ BASEMENT, ● PostHallowfest @ THE SHED
WEDNESDAY 29TH OCTOBER
● Injunction @ DMU Student Union, ● Baskery @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Walkabout Wednesdays @ WALKABOUT, ● Cocktails @ HAKAMOU, ● Abigails Party @ THE CURVE THEATRE
SUNDAY 2ND NOVEMBER
THURSDAY 30TH OCTOBER
MONDAY 3RD NOVEMBER
● RockSoc Bar Crawl (DMU), Beat It Poetry Jam @ THE FONT, ● UB40 @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER, ● The Marrakesh Express @ THE MUSICIAN, ● That’s The Spirit @ THE ORANGE TREE
TUESDAY 4TH NOVEMBER
● Pub Quiz @ THE WESTERN, ● Basement, Pub Quiz @ DRY DOCK, ● Luke Tuchscherer & The Penny Dreadful @ THE MUSICIAN, ● High Hopes @ THE SOUNDHOUSE,
● Thirsty Mondays @ SOAR POINT, ● Rock/Indie DJ @ DRY DOCK, ● Ben Watt Trio @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Pub Quiz @ THE POLAR BEAR, ● Cocktails @ HAKAMOU
● Injunction @ DMU STUDENT UNION, ● Walkabout Wednesdays @ WALKABOUT, ● Cocktails @ HAKAMOU, ● Partisans @ THE Y, ● £1.50 Drinks @ THE REYNARD
MONDAY 10TH NOVEMBER
● Thirsty Mondays @ SOAR POINT, ● Rock/Indie DJ @ DRY DOCK, ● Marika Hackman @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Example @ O2 ACADEMY, ● Pub Quiz @ THE POLAR BEAR
THURSDAY 6TH NOVEMBER
● RockSoc Bar Crawl (DMU), Beat It Poetry Jam @ THE FONT, ● Pixel Fix @ THE COOKIE, ● The Kooks @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER, ● Pete Fiji & Terry Bickers @ FIREBUG
TUESDAY 11TH NOVEMBER
● Loaded @ BASEMENT, ● Mosh, Pub Quiz @ FIREBUG, ● High Hazels @ THE COOKIE, ● Cocktails @ Hakamou WEDNESDAY 12TH NOVEMBER
FRIDAY 7TH NOVEMBER
● WTF Friday @ DMU STUDENT UNION, ● Skint @ REPUBLIC, ● Speed dating @ THE LANDSDOWNE, ● Joy Machine @ BASEMENT, ● The Smyths @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER
● TInjunction @ DMU Student Union, ● Walkabout Wednesdays @ WALKABOUT, ● Ruarri Joseph @ THE COOKIE, ● Pere Ubu @ THE MUSICIAN, ● Festivals of Choirs IV @ THE CURVE THEATRE
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● Saturday Night @ XY, ● Redeemer, Republic, Soulshaker @ BASEMENT, ● The Courtneers @ O2 ACADEMY LEICESTER
PHOENIX CINEMA CHALLENGES LEICESTER’S FRESHERS TO ALL-NIGHT HORROR MOVIE MARATHON!
BAND INTERVIEW: ONLY TOMORROW (UK)
ON FRIDAY 31st October, Phoenix cinema is challenging Leicester’s students to survive its allnight Halloween horror marathon ‘Frightarama’. Running from 10pm until 8am the next morning and features five fiendish films – Richard Donner’s infamous masterpiece The Omen (1976), [Rec] (2007), Suspiria (1977), Wolfcop (2014) and Halloween (1978). With a hair-raising combination of classic chills and modern thrills, Frightarama is a once-a-year opportunity to experience five iconic horror films back-to-back on the big screen with fellow horror-fanatics. Tickets are £25 for all five films including a recovery breakfast butty the morning after. Bottomless coffee will be available on the night for just £2. Drinks and snacks purchased at the bar can also be taken into the cinema. Tickets can be purchased online at www.phoenix.org.uk or via the box office on 0116 242 2800.
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SITTING DOWN during rehearsals at Abbey Park Studios, Corey Bedford speaks to Leicester metal band, Only Tomorrow (UK). Corey Bedford: So, who are Only Tomorrow UK? Only Tomorrow: Liz Marriott is our clean vocalist, James Tomlinson does unclean vocals and lead guitar, Kui is our rhythm guitarist, Matt Fraine is the bassist, and Mat Drake is the drummer! CB: So what type of music do you play? OT: It’s based on metal, a bit of a mixture of different types of metal and alternative music. Our old stuff was really metalcore, but we’re experimenting and evolving more with our sound. At the core, we’re definitely a metal band. CB: Who are your inspirations? OT: We’ve all got different ones! We share a couple like Of Mice & Men, Alexisonfire, and A Day To Remember. Crown The Empire inspired a lot of our older stuff too. But we all have different
inspirations and different tastes, and I think that adds a lot to the band. CB: Got many gigs coming up in the future? OT: Only one at the moment! November 1, the PostHallowfest night at The Shed, we’re playing with a few other bands and it’s £4 advanced tickets or £5 on the door! Doors open at 6:30pm, and the first band is on at 7pm! CB: Any upcoming EPs or Albums? OT: Yeah we’ve got our first EP in the pipeline, we’re aiming to get released in early 2015. It would coincide with the one year anniversary of the band too so that’d be good to celebrate it. CB: What’s the best way to keep up to date with the band? OT: We’ve got Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, and Facebook pages. If you search for Only Tomorrow UK you can find our pages pretty easily.
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NUDE PHOTOS OF KELLY BROOK have been leaked online
The 26-year-old model - who recently split from her fiancé David McIntosh - is the latest star to have intimate images of herself, which include her lying naked on a bed, posted online and she is said to be “very upset” about the leak.
A FRIEND of Kelly told The Sun newspaper: “She is naturally very upset. “She may have profited from images of her body in the past, but these were private images pumped out to the world. She’s horrified.” The brunette beauty was previously named in a list of celebrities whose private photos had been targeted by online hackers - which is also said to have included stars Jennifer Lawrence, Kim Kardashian and Kate Upton - but denied the existence of the stolen images. She said at the time: “The only nude photos that you’ll ever see of me are the ones that I ‘leak’. And the ones that my head are superimposed on.” Fellow victim Jennifer Lawrence - who was targeted for the second time last month when trolls released a further 55 x-rated images of the star on websites 4Chan and Reddit has spoken out for the first time following the scandal and has defended her decision to take the nude shots. She said: “Just because I’m an actress does not mean I asked for this. I was in a loving healthy relationship for four years. It was long distance and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.”
Ed Sheeran listens to Britney Spears and N-Dubz’s greatest hits albums when cooking. THE FLAME-HAIRED singer likes to rustle up his own meals when he is not busy touring the globe and he can’t get enough of the 32-yearold singer’s successful songs because he is a “big fan” of both her and the pop trio. He said: “I’m a big Britney fan! I’ve actually got her greatest hits, I cook to it. I cook to Britney’s greatest hits and N-Dubz’s greatest hits - what does that say about me? Seriously, I’m not joking.” Ed also admitted he would love to write a song for Britney one day but insists it would resemble her slow song ‘Everytime’ rather than her more fast-paced effort ‘Work Bitch’. He added: “She’s had consistent hits for a while but I wouldn’t write ‘Work Bitch’. It’d be something a bit more like ‘Everytime’. Remember that one?” When Ed isn’t penning tracks for pop superstars he could be found performing at his fans’ weddings after he accepted a supporter’s
PROFESSOR GREEN SLAPS CONCERTGOER PROFESSOR GREEN slapped a concertgoer on Friday night (03.10.14). The 30-year-old rapper was caught on camera getting into a scuffle in the middle of his gig at Durham University’s Student Union Welcome Ball after a member of the audience shouted abuse at him. However, the scrap didn’t last for very long as the ‘Remedy’ hitmaker - whose real name is Stephen Manderson - returned to the centre of the stage to explain why he ended up swinging his arms at a fan. He told the audience: “That’s what happens when you call me a c**t. Are we going to have a f***ing good time tonight or what?” A representative for Pro Green, who is
married to reality TV star Mille Mackintosh, confirmed that the star had got into an altercation with a fan during his set and the student was later escorted off the premises. The spokesperson told the Daily Mirror newspaper: “During Professor Green’s live show at Durham University on Friday night, a student verbally abused Green repeatedly and then went to strike him. Green reacted. The student was subsequently escorted out from the venue for being too drunk. Green carried on the show to perform his full set.” Pro Green then appeared to reference the aggressive situation on Twitter after the show but later deleted the post from his social networking site.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE SAYS SHE FELT SEXUALLY VIOLATED AFTER HER NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS WERE LEAKED ONLINE.
invitation to perform at her nuptials in February 2016. After being asked by the lucky fan at an #AmazonFrontRow Q&A in central London yesterday (30.09.14) whether he would play on her big day, he replied: “That’s actually a possibility because I’ve got nothing booked in February 2016. It’s not on my birthday either. “We should talk. Do you have a card? Give me your work card. I’ll drop you a line. If I’m not working then it’ll be cool.” Ed Sheeran performed live for customers at the #AmazonFrontRow event at the Amazon London office roof top. For more information on Amazon Music visit www.amazon.co.uk/music
The 24-year-old actress, who is dating Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, admits she was very upset and angry after hackers stole dozens of private images from her iCloud account and posted them on websites in late August. The Oscar winner told Vanity Fair magazine: “It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime. It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change.” The ‘Hunger Games’ star also hit back at critics for suggesting she shouldn’t have taken or stored the intimate images in the first place, insisting they were only meant to be seen by her ex-boyfriend Nicholas Hoult, whom she split from earlier this year. She said: “I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.” The blonde beauty initially planned to apologise for the photographs because she was worried about her career. But she said: “Every single thing that I tried to write made me cry or get angry. I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. Just the fact that somebody can be sexually exploited and violated, and the first thought that crosses somebody’s mind is to make a profit from it. It’s so beyond me.” She added: “Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. “It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world.”
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ALREADY A hip hop heavy weight, there is definitely nothing pint size about Little Simz. Having been picked up at the tender age of 16 by Radio 1Xtra’s DJ Semtex, she has gone onto receive critical acclaim from superstars such as Jay-Z, headline a gig in Times Square, not to mention she has just been nominated for two MOBO awards. The MC honed her craft at St Mary’s Youth Club in Islington, alumni to stars such as Alexandra Burke, and if 2014 is anything to go by Little Simz will be another name to add to the roll call. So remember you heard about her in The University Paper first.
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2014 has been quite the year with the release of E.D.G.E and your Madia Vale session with Huw Stephens, how has it been for you? I didn’t expect for my EP to do that well which is always good to exceed your expectations. And to be like the first unsigned rapper to do Madia Vale is a good achievement in my eyes. Huw has heavily championed me throughout the year so for him to give me that opportunity was crazy. How was it playing the BBC 1Xtra stage at Reading and Leeds this summer? I felt it was inevitable that it would happen but when it actually did I was like “shit this a surreal” but it was sick and hopefully I can do Glastonbury and Wireless next. I was actually meant to play Glastonbury this year, but I was in New York and our flight got oversold so we were stuck in the airport. I felt like it happened for a reason, I don’t think I was supposed to play this year, but at the time I was so annoyed. You have received a lot of underground acclaim through SoundCloud, that and for recording in your bedroom, do you prefer the stripped back approach? Where I am not signed everything has to be done myself and it is hard to get a big push especially releasing music, there are only so many outlets. It is not conscious decision, it is just me having freedom for now.
me a lot, but I have comes to terms with it now. There isn’t an easy way to describe it, but I feel that this is bigger than me being a female or even a rapper. I want to be an entrepreneur and a humanitarian and I hope music is going to take me to those place in life. Considering you are only 20, how does it feel having been championed by the likes of Zane Lowe? I feel like I have a long way to go. I’m studying Music Technology Specialist in West London and learning how to balance things. I was thinking of dropping out because the last year has been so crazy. But I want to challenge myself, to break barriers and prove that it is possible to have a degree and be unsigned, instead of say having a particular look. What’s next for Little Simz? I am going to be working on new tracks and doing a collaborative project that I can’t name just yet, but it is going to be exciting. But right now? I am just trying live to be honest. I have done a lot musically, there was a point where I was writing everyday and it was getting repetitive as I was talking about the same things. So I am just trying to be 20 and live this uni life and be me in order to have more to write about.
Have you been approached by any labels yet? I have been approached by everyone, but I don’t feel like I want to be signed right now. I’m in no particular rush or eager for a deal. I would like to more business minded before signing away a lot of my power, especially when I am an up and coming artist. I feel like I have worked too hard to hand my music over to a group of executives, they need to understand me, my music and my vision first. What is it like being a female rapper? I’ve tried not to let that phase me and look at myself as an artist regardless of gender or age that instantly categorises me. It used to bother
How to become a hipster in 400 words
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THE RISE of hipster culture seems to have emerged through the amalgamation of the nerd and the suburban street wise kid, giving birth to this cross hybrid contradiction. After the drug crazed intensity of the rock and roll era, it now seems to be classed as cool to use big words like ‘idiosyncratic’ and talk about Avant guarde films with apparent ‘deeper symbolic meanings’. We’ve been observing these fascinating creatures and have come up with a few simple steps to show you how to jump on the bandwagon and become as edgy as ever. A fixed gear bike is key to any kind of success in the hipster arena. Weird wacky colored wheels are only the start of your newly found creative lifestyle. Fixies are limited to 1 gear only and are commonly ridden without brakes, to slow down you must reduce your pedal rate. You can design your own fixie with infinite combinations of crazy colors at http://www. mangobikes.co.uk.
Music is a large part of anyone’s life and when it comes to embarking on your new expressive lifestyle, weird music is a must. Your ITunes must be packed to the brim with undiscovered tunes comprising of odd distorted bass lines and un-quantised beat loops that no one really enjoys to listen to let alone dance to. It’s real easy to let yourself go and dance to Jason Derulo in Forum on a Friday night, but we suggest you maintain your hipster front by seeming unimpressed and make a request to the disc jockey for some unknown music group that may not even exist. Check out the boiler room for some outstanding role models in the hipster music scene. When it comes to clothing anything goes. From bomber jackets with deliberately tasteless color schemes to ridiculously long silk shirts, it’s all good stuff as far as the hipster assemblage are concerned, just make sure the clothes you buy are vintage to really enhance the bohemian theme you’re looking for. Be
sure to check out Wavey Garms on Facebook for more ideas. Finally on to the gratuitous additions. From the research we’ve undertaken it seems compulsory to wear some kind of overbearingly big glasses whether you need them or not. Facial
hair for the guys is optional, but we think it really adds that edge. Unfortunately the plight of the dreaded top knot still seems to have a firm grip upon the hipster community but we advise against it, quite frankly it looks like a cry for help.
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REVIEWS BREVILLE HALO+ HEALTH FRYER RRP: £169.99
I CAN remember a time when most households in Britain had a deep fat fryer. What could be better of an evening than crispy chips and fried sausages all cooked in the same pan of oil which could catch fire at any moment and burn down the house in minutes? Then the health police told us it was bad for our hearts and arteries and everyone got rid. Now I have the Halo+ Fryer in my life, the fryer for the “health conscious”. You only need to use half a tablespoonful of oil to cook 1kg of chips in this one. And if you have any doubts that they won’t come out delicious, think again. My first attempt produced a plate of golden brown, crispy on the outside, fluffy on the
TEFAL OPTIGRILL BLACK DO YOU like eating mouth-watering steak but don’t have the energy or will to turn it over mid-cooking? Do you like chicken but don’t have the attention span to watch it to make sure it’s cooked and won’t give you salmonella poisoning? Do you enjoy the delicious taste of lamb chops but can’t be bothered to fry them in a pan? Well now you don’t have to with the Tefal OptiGrill Black. It is the Rolls-Royce of grills, making the George Foreman grill look like a Robin Reliant. Everything about it is automated. Plug it in, choose the type of meat you’re cooking and then wait for it to heat up. Once it’s ready, slap your meat on and the grill’s in-built technology automatically measures its thickness and starts cooking it, both sides. The LED display tells you what stage it’s cooked at (with rare, medium and well done settings) and an alarm goes off at each of those. I tried an aged rib eye steak on it and it
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BREVILLE BLEND-ACTIVE NO-ONE will ever accuse me of being a regular gym goer, cycling enthusiast, ardent jogger, yoga stretcher or a follower of any currently popular fitness fad. Rest assured I’m not turning into some huge lump of lard like Katie Hopkins. I still regularly drag my body round the football pitch and then complete my workout with a couple of nutritious pints. For those of you who do partake in regular sports, I’m assured the Breville Blend Active is perfect.
inside potato goodness. Just add the salt and pepper and ketchup and you’re away. I haven’t tried making Crème Brulee in it – the manufacturers say you can – but I did cook sausages, chicken and battered fish in it and it was top notch. The parts can go in the dishwasher and there’s grill and roasting options. Yeah, it’s a bit pricey but is well worth it. And for the cash you can fry a whole meal in one again, with much less chance of torching your gaff.
Like all good gadgets the beauty of the Blend Active is in its simplicity and practicality. Before this bit of kit you had to make up your protein shake and then pour it in your sports bottle. What a pain in the arse eh? With this product the sports bottle is the blender chamber – you pop on the blade cap, put on the base unit and blend your drink. Take it off and replace with the drinking cap and you’re ready to head to the gym with your refreshment in hand.
RRP: £25 If you’re not a fitness freak you can use it to make a fruit smoothie for the train in the mornings, or an iced coffee, or a milkshake. You get the picture – it blends stuff and you take it with you. I still prefer to just pay £2 for a ready blended drink before I squeeze myself onto the packed Tube with a bunch of ‘hipsters’ whose religions are obvious through their skinny jeans. But that’s just me. I have more spare cash these days because I don’t actually pay for these gadgets.
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REVIEW: DIABLO III: ULTIMATE EVIL EDITION
SO IT’S finally made it to consoles. Blizzard have brought Diablo III to those of us who mainly use PCs for work... and other extra-curricular pursuits of course. The good thing about playing on a console is multiplayer is much better. And the thing practically everyone loves about Diablo is it involves exploring, crafting and killing together - or killing each other. The game is addictive with friends (if you have any.)Unless your improvisation skills are great you will get bored playing alone. Without friends the game feels like repetitive button smashing to
hack’n’slash and that isn’t always enough. But with friends in the co-player modes it comes alive and you start feeling like a true basher-smasher-lasher-dasher killing machine. The graphics are nothing to shout about. They keep the look of the series but you’d think on a nextgen console Blizzard would at least brighten its different worlds and improve the artwork. Unfortunately it is dull and boring and the best thing about the artwork is the crows that decide to sit on the lamps, because, well, I like crows. Problem? However, at the beginning the intro is surprisingly amazing, the faces look real, the people act real, it feels real and I’m disappointed they couldn’t achieve that in-game. I’m torn about Diablo III. The main character is unappealing and hard to understand. The storyline is very linear; the plot is dull and could do with a more interesting twist. In summary, this edition is only made for multi-player.
PREVIEW: ALIEN ISOLATION
“YOU’VE ALREADY PAID £44.99 FOR THE GAME. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY FOR A GAME-PLAY OPTION TOO? IT ANGERS ME ME”
REVIEW OF THE MONTH MADDEN NFL 15 EVERY YEAR the FIFA franchise gets an update that gets us more excited than a vodka/Red Bullfuelled Geordie in a tanning salon. This is basically the American football version of the legendary soccer title. It’s been going strong since 1990 and the original Sega Mega Drive introduced a lot of British kids (including me) to the bonesmashing sport of the NFL. Despite never being a fan of NFL either on TV or live – although the beer and snacks they serve during a gridiron marathon numbs the boredom – I’ve always been a big fan of the Madden games. This latest edition doesn’t disappoint. The graphics are brilliant. Players, commentators and coaches all look ultrarealistic and we’re now starting to see what these next-generation consoles are really capable of. Its biggest improvement gameplay- wise since the last edition (Madden NFL 25) is in the defensive play. Before, you felt like an onlooker when your team was defending, but in this game you’re encouraged to get fully involved in the tackling. I recommend you use the Hit Stick in order to sack a quarterback in the same way a
school bully crushes a nerd. Offensive play has been tweaked for the better. Your runners speed through the opposition defence like a fatty running for a finger buffet and when you’re passing as the quarterback you’ve got more options than a customised Domino’s pizza. Purists will complain there are too many interceptions and all those NFL intricacies which hold up play. But Madden NFL has always eradicated some of the more boring aspects of the real sport (how many fucking time-outs do they really need?) in order to make a video game that is more fun and has plenty of flow. There are loads of game modes including Connected Franchise where you get to choose to be a player, coach or owner to try and take your team (it’s got to be the Miami Dolphins for me) to Super Bowl glory. The Ultimate Team option is great but you have to pay extra for it. You’ve already paid £44.99 to play the bastard game! So it makes me angry you have to pay extra for a gameplay option. It’s still a must-have for gaming American football fans.
THIS IS the game I’m most excited about getting my hands on this year. It’s just you – as Amanda Ripley, the daughter of Sigourney Weaver’s character Ellen Ripley from the 1979 Alien film – with one of the alien creatures (known as a Xenomorph to movie gimps) and you’re determination to find out what happened to your hard-arsed mum. It’s a survival horror and you only get a tracker and whatever you can get your hands on to protect yourself. The game is set in 2137, 15 years after the events of Alien. It sees Amanda flown to the space station Sevastopol to find the flight recorder of Nostromo, but an alien is already there. It’s your job to find out what happened to your mother and the people who were living on the space station – which has been painstakingly recreated in the
style of Ridley Scott and late surrealist artist H. R. Giger’s work on the original movie.\ From what I’ve seen of the title there’s a lot of detective work to do all while trying to avoid attracting the attention of the Xenomorph – which is set to be one of the most intelligent AI characters in video game history if it lives up to Sega’s hype. I cannot wait for this game. Alien is my favourite film of all time, survival horror is my favourite video game genre and this title puts you firmly in those two settings. I really, really, really don’t want this game to be shit. Next issue we’ll know.
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WHY YOU CANNOT SIMPLY HAVE STAND-INS AT UNIVERSITY students needed.” Despite not wanting to blame an individual for the situation, or her overall teaching style, as the year progressed students became restless and disappointed in the service they were being offered, considering the tuition they were paying for that year. In the end of year reviews, where students are asked to complete feedback forms to voice their opinions of how the course has been over the past year; many students voiced their discontent. Shortly after summer it became known that the tutor was leaving De Montfort University to teach at another establishment. It left students dismayed at how unprofessional the situation appeared to have been handled. Students have complained that the general public can confuse Media and Journalism as being the same course. This University should have known how very different these courses are, especially since both courses have been on the syllabus for years. De Montfort University has many different faculties, from Science to Humanities, and they should know that they have to provide support for each course and ensure that each course is taught by the best, and by someone who is fully educated in that particular field. De Montfort University usually does a fantastic job at doing this and their teaching staff are exceptional in their chosen fields. However, in this instance, the decision wasn’t beneficial to students at all and became, somewhat, detrimental to their studies. The students suffered by not benefiting from a teacher that was adept in the field of Journalism. The lecturer also suffered as she was put in a position beyond her knowledge. She may have made the best of the situation and taught her students to the best of her ability but she fell way short of the standards they expected and deserved.
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UNIVERSITY LECTURER IN COURT FOR RENTING A HOUSE TO STUDENTS WITHOUT HAVING APPROPRIATE LICENCE dangerous safety hazard. Ebohon was fined £1,500 for failing to apply for a housing licence and £500 for failing to display correct contact information. On top of this, he was also ordered to pay a hefty £1,025 towards council’s court costs and £120 victim surcharge. It is outrageous and shocking that such a respected lecturer would commit such a crime on innocent students similar to the ones he teaches every day. As someone who supervises students, he should have been well aware of students needs and welfare when living in a house. Sympathy goes to the unfortunate tenants who had to endure the horrendous state of his property for so many months. Despite the many reasons that the man was charged guilty for a faulty house, the prosecutor (Nicki Agalamanyi) claimed that “the main issue is failure to have a licence for his property”. This is extremely serious because being licenced by the council enables environmental health officers to undertake regular inspections to ensure the property is fit to live in. Agalamanyi
reported to the Leicester Mercury that when the property eventually was inspected by officers, there were many things that were seriously wrong with the house. First of all, officers discovered that there were several faulty fixtures and fittings in doors and windows, including a fire door which did not close or provide a safe way to escape in the event of a fire occurring. A fire door is something that could save your life, so students must check for fire alarms and/or appropriate fire alarms within their properties. There was also cracked plaster on the ceiling which had a risk of falling through, a faulty lock on the front door meaning it would be easier for people to break into the property, and two showers that were not working properly. If that wasn’t bad enough an outside wall was on the verge of falling down, one of the bedrooms had a cracked door frame and the other has cracked glazing and window frame. The extent of the unacceptable living conditions in this house is appalling, and its surprising that tenants agreed to stay living and paying for this house for so
long! If you are a student living in a property you feel is not fit to live in or suspect the license if faulty then you are encouraged not to suffer in silence and speak to someone as soon as you can. Ebohon’s solicitor (Shabir Mirza) fights for Ebohon’s innocence by claiming that he was under the impression that the agent, IPS Leicester, was responsible for the upkeep on the house. He claimed much of the damage had been caused by students messing around, for example the broken fence panels and door locks were due to students playing football in the garden. Mirza admitted it was “a sorry state of affairs” but is convinced that her client did “everything required of him as soon as he was told he needed to do it”. Obviously pleading guilty means his career at the University will be severely affected and due to this Mr Mirza added “he has suffered anxiety and depression as a result of everything that has happened”. Although this is unfortunate for Ebohon, he undoubtedly should have ensured he had an appropriate licence before renting out the property.
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Whether you want to dress up or down, we’ve picked the top ten buys for guys and girls out this month. From cosy faux fur and parkas to striking sequins and suits, make this your shopping tick list.
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Wrap up in a little bit of luxury with this faux fur coat.
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Julian MacDonald gives the pencil skirt some of his signature sparkle.
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STATEMENT SLACKS Beautiful winter florals with a splash of this season’s teal.
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This geo print pelmet skirt packs a stylish punch.
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JUICY JEWELS
Add these colourful gems to upgrade any outfit.
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This pretty Perspex number is part of Accessorize’s Christmas collection.
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HAT TRICK
Top off your winter look with a floppy felt hat.
PETAL POWER
Daisy print + navy + ruffles = the perfect playsuit
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PRETTY KNITS
We love the floral detail on this charcoal sweater
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N E M BUCKLE UP
This smart backpack in grey will go with any outfit.
TOP TEE
Idle Man has collaborated with streetwear label Hype resulting in this exclusive range.
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BUTTON UP
This cosy parka will keep you warm and look good while it does it.
SEEING SPOTS
£65, NEXT
Forget winter brights, statement prints are the way to get spotted this season.
£28, RIVER ISLAND
BLACK AND BLUE
Be bold and put some animal in to your outfit.
WINTER WOOLIES
£79, REISS
This bright beanie hat will keep you toasty.
£12, NEXT
SUITED & BOOTED
A simple, no frills suit to smarten up your party season look.
JACKET £79, BURTON TROUSERS £40, BURTON
CHECK MATE
This style staple will look great under 6 and 7.
£16.99, BLUE INC
FANCY FEET
Pull on these bargain Chelsea boots for an instant feel/look good factor.
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NO-NONSENSE ADVICE THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE
A word of advice
Know when to quit
BY THIS point, you’ve almost certainly had all sorts of people ambushing you about how to make the most out of university. Interested in your course? Become an academic rep. Student journalist? Get work experience, and write for as many places as possible. Human being? Join a society filled with other human beings who may or may not share interests with you. There’s some truth in the phrase that university is what you make of it. But it’s a big commitment that costs nine thousand pounds - with the cost of living added to that - and graduate employers aren’t just going to disregard you because you didn’t join four sports clubs and a
tea appreciation society. If universities offered nothing more than your local sports centre or church hall, there wouldn’t be any point going. So it is, then, that you need to know when to quit. Yeah, nobody likes a quitter - but you’re more likely to find a job at the end of your degree if you’ve done one thing and you’ve done it well. By all means, join all the societies you want, but unless you want to become an all-singing alldancing Swiss Army Knife of a person, know when to say: “I’ve done enough to be proud of myself.” That’s all anybody can ask for, and anybody who wants more isn’t worth it.
you can do to make yourself easier to live with Hey, we’re all guilty of this. But if you’re a big fan of neo-classical folk rock or melodic doom metal, there’s a smidge of a chance that people in your household won’t share your enthusiasm. Start quiet and slowly turn the music up as the days go by, rather than starting loud and waiting for them to complain.
Come on, we’re adults. You probably know this one. But I lived with a guy who would use all his stuff, refuse to wash it, and then start using everybody else’s. He was about as popular as diarrhea, and almost as inconvenient. Don’t back up the sink with plates that have last week’s food on it, as it’s only going to make everybody’s life harder - especially your own, if you have to scratch dried leftovers off a plate with a fork.
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Compared to the other things on this list which are just conveniences, this one is essential as not doing so might land you in court. If you leave your housemates in the lurch, you can damage their credit rating (or your own), and you’re not going to avoid paying the cash - so pony up sooner rather than later. That goes for damage, too. Don’t be the guy who sets a fire extinguisher off and makes the whole flat pay for it. Nobody likes that guy.
STUDY ESSENTIALS
Feeling productive? With the right equipment, you can always get more out of your time. Try the following if you need a little something extra
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Do the cows a favour: buy 4 pints for the house rather than a pint each. It’s more economic in terms of space, and certainly more cost effective. And that goes for more than just milk - share pasta, rice, and even toasters and other general equipment. If you’ve got multiple smoothie machines in your house, you’re either working for innocent or you’ve got too many.
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A GOOD CALENDAR APP ON YOUR SMARTPHONE.
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Google Calendar is great and even syncs across multiple devices, so you can always stay on schedule. The reminders are fantastic, too!
Yes, it’s the bane of every cleaner’s life. But chewing (“mastication,” for those inclined towards funny sounding words) has been shown to improve learning and your ability to recall details. Just don’t stick it under the desk!
USB STICK KEYCHAIN.
Always be able to say “yes” if someone asks if you have a memory stick by attaching one to something you can’t leave home without: your keys.
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A VACUUM FLASK.
Sometimes, water isn’t enough (although a bottle of water is another great thing to keep on you). A Thermos full of coffee is a great thing to keep on you for a day of lectures so you can stay focused while saving time and money you’d spend on trips cafés.
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DROPBOX.
Ok, so it’s not a thing per se - it’s a service. But Dropbox and services like it provide a space for you to backup essays in case your computer dies. Like the keychain, it’s also accessible from home.
TABLET COMPUTERS.
Yeah, iPads and kindles cost a lot of money. But it’s an investment: digital books can save you lugging course reading around all day, making trips to the library less painful.
A GOOD DATA ALLOWANCE ON YOUR PHONE.
I’m lucky enough to have unlimited 4G, meaning I’m never without an internet connection. Perfect if you need to access resources such as timetables on the move - because who doesn’t forget where to go on the first day?
POST-IT NOTES.
Chances are you’re not actually studying a degree if you haven’t felt the need to put sticky notes on absolutely everything. Indulge and buy a stack before long, you’ll be hooked.
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Homesick? FRIENDS ARE NEVER FAR AWAY PIC: SHUTTERSTOCK
IF YOU’RE feeling the burn of being away from home, chances are you’re not alone. Not everybody is rushing away from the creature comforts that come part of living with your parents. Home cooking is effort free, and as the good book says: Man cannot live by Instant Noodles alone. But jokes about microwave food aside, many complain that a real sense of loneliness sets in once the novelty of halls wears off. Even people in second year and beyond find themselves missing home, sometimes without warning. Yet take solace: we live in a hyper-connected society. It’s a bit of a trite phrase, but it’s absolutely true. Almost every laptop and tablet PC has some sort of webcam, so if your parents don’t use computers, keeping in contact with Skype or FaceTime is a great incentive for you to teach them. And while adding your parents on Facebook is a generally big no-no, adjusting your privacy settings so they don’t see the worst of you but can like the odd results post you make is a great way to keep them updated without expending too much effort. Distance is a horrible thing, and it can affect you profoundly when you’re in no position to travel. But the internet has made the world feel a lot smaller. Even if it’s too late at night for you to turn to someone from college or your family, listening services such as Nightline are never far away and deal with problems like this on a daily basis.
FRESHERS:
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YOU’VE HAD a heavy night. You and your mates said “just one more” quite a few times, and you’ve woken up feeling like you’ve been hit by a car made of pure vodka. What do you do? Spoilers: there’s no such thing as a hangover cure. A greasy breakfast? A myth. Aspirin? It’ll help the headache, but not the dehydration. Another drink? Don’t be crazy. They say time heals all wounds. In this case, they’re right: there’s no doubt that drinking water helps (and if you can do it on a night out, then all the better), but you should be drinking water anyway given that it’s a big part of staying alive.
Buying a huge breakfast isn’t going to do anything for you except hurt your wallet and leave you feeling bloated. And while fry-ups are nice, nobody’s ever been prescribed fried eggs and bacon. (If you have, please get in touch. That’s one hell of a story). Of course, I’m not going to tell you that the best cure is not to drink. It’s hard to avoid a night out at university. What I can tell you that if somebody’s selling a miracle remedy, then chances are, it won’t work, or it will make you feel worse. Save your money, nurse your head, and brace yourself for the next time you have one too many.
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eeting new people is terrifying. There’s no doubt that once you’ve settled in with your flatmates and all learned how to get along you probably won’t be rushing to repeat the experience. However, beware: good housemates are a blessing and a curse. Too many people spend their first year with housemates they were randomly allocated. Seeing as relationships generally don’t rely on random chance, rushing into a house with those in your hall can lead to disaster once you realise that you’re all significantly different people. And while you may not realise that during the second semester, chances are you will by the end of year two. That goes the other way, too. Making a single group of friends outside of your house - a society committee, for example - isn’t going to do you any favours either. Life as the absent housemate will only alienate you from people you can’t really avoid, especially if you’re not lucky enough to stay in an en suite room. Remember: there are thousands of people at university. You’re doing yourself no favours by limiting yourself to a certain group. Step outside, breathe the air, and find some people without being grouped together by chance.
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MY MONEY IMPARTIAL, EXPERT ADVICE BY: LAURA RAPHAEL
THE MONEY LIST
Get paid for your opinion Ge ing paid to lie in bed on the internet might sound too good to be true when it comes to making money, but thousands of students diligently fill out online surveys every year. So if you are a sucker for BuzzFeed quizzes this might just be the perfect job for you. Here are The University Paper’s top three sites:
The OpinionPanel Community
The Opinion Panel is the largest youth and student research community in the UK with over 120,000 members. What’s even better as a student you get paid a tenner simply for signing up. You can take part in surveys and online focus groups for big brands and get paid for writing for their website opinionpanel.co.uk.
YouGov
This one is a little different to the rest as the surveys focus on social issues from politics to public affairs. The results are then used by clients such as The Economist, so if you have strong views yougov. co.uk is for you. Also you’ll be quids in if you get your friends to sign up too.
Toluna
One of the best perks of being a student is the freebies right? So what could be better than Toluna sending them directly to you to road test. You don’t even have to send them back afterwards. You can also fill out surveys on their website uk.toluna.com in return for Amazon vouchers.
Don’t sell yourself short Out of 2,300 students 80% do not have enough money to live on and what’s more one in four would even considering selling their body in order to stump up some extra cash. The students questioned as part of a survey conducted by Save the Student said they would either turn to the adult entertainment industry or medical trails. WITH AN estimated £600,000 to £3m per institution going straight into higher education from the sex industry this is nothing new. But even less is know about students undertaking medical trials. However it is not as simple as turning up to hospital, popping some pills and receiving a cash injection. First you have to go through initial assessments to make sure you are fit for the trial, followed by a hospital stay and follow-up sessions that can last months. However you do receive food and board while staying in hospital.
There are also different types of trial, the best paid being a phase 1, as these drugs have never been tested on humans before and for this you can expect daily rates of £120. All clinical trials are run by a regulatory agency and ethics committee to ensure that they are in the interest of the public and medical profession. However this does not safeguard you from side effects and in the extreme have results in death. Volunteers are contributing to medical science but it is best to arm yourself with the short and long-term consequences before committing.
ENTREPRENEURS
MOVE OVER GANDHI, HERE’S ROB AND PAUL
Changing the world one flipflop SUPER at a time… SCRIMPING LAURA RAPHAEL
Freshers has been and gone, along with your student loan. Sure your first payment for halls took a chunk out of it with the rest falling somewhere between your local boozer and Perfect Fried Chicken. use these apps to make up the rest.
» REDLASER
Want price comparison at the click of a button? While you are out and about simply scan the barcode of the product you want to purchase and it’ll find you the cheapest store both online and offline. You can then purchase items through the app and have it delivered right to your door.
» METER READINGS Ok, so this one will set you back £1.49 but it could save you hundreds over the course of the year. As we head into autumn it is all too easy to whack the heating up or spendfive more minutes in the shower: Meter Readings however will allow you to keep a track of how much you are spending before you go over budget.
» 0800 WIZARD
So you’ve got unlimited minutes on your contract but ironically calling the bank of all places is costing you a small fortune. Calling 0800 numbers can be as high as 20p a minute but 08 Wizard replaces the 08 with a 01 or 02 landline number and you won’t face a charge on top.
This year will mark the tenth anniversary of the Boxing Day tsunami that claimed 230,000 lives. A poignant anniversary for brothers Paul and Rob Forkan who lost their parents that day, and only narrowly survived themselves. However out of tragedy is where Gandys flip flops was born. The brothers began the social enterprise out of their bedroom in Brixton to now with a growing team behind them in their London HQ. CO-FOUNDER Paul Forkan says: “the idea is to give back to those less fortunate - profit for purpose”. With 10% of all profits going into the Gandys Foundation, towards their mission ‘Orphans for Orphans’. The brothers have been able to fund children’s homes in Sri-Lanka and India, giving underprivileged children access to basic essentials such as housing, healthcare and education. Paul says it has been: “Exciting as well as a challenging journey... You are basically just a flip flop to people, so when you are competing against big brands who have been going 50 odd years you have to think outside the box and Gandys is proving to deliver this success through our new ever changing designs and prints. ” The brothers have already been invited to don their signature flip flops at Buckingham Palace and Number 10, even flying to Sri-Lanka with David Cameron in 2013. Rob laughs: “The only place we’ve actually been turned away from for wearing them was our local pub a couple of months ago”. And the future is set to be even brighter with the brothers vision to open children’s homes all over the world.
“The only place we’ve actually been turned away from for wearing them was our local pub a couple of months ago”
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YOUR QUESTIONS: ANSWERED Yo ho WHAT? It’s only November!!!
FORGIVE US for mentioning the c word but with Christmas fast approaching it is time to start applying for seasonal jobs. And what with the festive period rearing its ugly head earlier and earlier every year, it is time to start handing out your CV already. Christmas creates new jobs as companies employ extra staff to see them through the festive period. What’s better there is even the lure of time and a half over the bank holidays. But if you fancy a job a little out of the ordinary here are jobs for you. Just like marmite - some people love them and some hate them but with £50 million spent on sprouts alone in the UK someone has to pick them! However, if you want to get your hands dirty but sprouts aren’t your thing then how about becoming a professional present wrapper? Or even a Christmas cracker joke writer, we kid you not. Although with this comes great reasonability in beating “what is brown and sticky”. And finally what a better way to get into the Christmas spirit than being an Elf or even Father Christmas himself at a department store or garden centre near you.
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IF IT isn’t bad enough you are having to fork out £9k a year for tuition fees alone now you are expected to work for free? Ah yes, internships. Some have even gone under the hammer at Christie’s, with a week’s worth of experience at GQ finishing up at an eye watering £3k. However, it is not all bad news. Internships can set you apart
from the crowd, get you valuable contacts and sometimes even paid work. And considering Simon Cowell started out in the EMI post room you might not want to scoff. However a recent Inland Revenue crackdown on unpaid internships just goes to show you need to know your rights. If you are doing an internship as part of a higher education course, the company are not
entitled to pay you, but you should receive a reasonable allowance to cover your travel and lunch. However if you undertake an internship outside of your course you may qualify for “worker” status, which means national minimum wage and no more than 48 hours a week. What’s more if you are promised future work from the offset you immediately qualify for worker status.
NOT ALL DEBT IS BAD
Did you know there is such as thing as good debt and believe it or not your student loan is just that. Considering we’ll be paying it off way into our 50’s with the average debt totaling £44k it is hard to believe, I know. So what exactly is good about that?
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It’s basically an investment, as it will increase your potential future income and it has lower interest than other loans. So now that you have invested wisely, here is how not to get into all sorts of bad debt. The worst offenders of bad debt are payday and cash advance loans. Why? This is not a long term investment and whatever you squandered it on has probably already lost its value. Many student unions have even banned payday loan companies from even advertising on campus as they believe they target vulnerable students. Not only will you have to pay back the original sum borrowed but also interest incurred, with some starting at 300% annually. Credit cards are another to watch out for. So your bank have just given you a shiny new piece of plastic and it’s contactless to make paying even easier. Fantastic. Until all those clothes from Topshop have been sitting on your statement for three months and the interest you are
It’s basically an investment, as it will increase your potential future income and it has lower interest than other loans. paying on them is making them even more expensive than they were in the first place. Sometimes dipping into the red might be unavoidable that’s what your interest free overdraft is there for, but reserve it for emergencies.
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STIR FRY 1. CHICKEN
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Quick, simple and easy to make! This dish work can work as a meal for the whole house or just a couple of meals for yourself throughout the week. Using some of the easiest ingredients to get hold off, meat, vegetables and noodles, this dish can be whipped up in just 10 minutes. It also an easy dish for any cooking novices as well, with the recipe relatively easy to follow. Cut the chicken, fry for around five minutes, and then add the other ingredients including sauce to have a perfect little healthy dish. A further bonus is the use of pots is kept to a minimum meaning less washing up to do after you have finished eating.
Ever wanted the perfect way to get rid of a number of leftovers in the fridge? Then look no further than this tasty little dish. All you need is rice and whatever else you want but it is recommended to mix some meat and vegetables in throughout. Cooking the rice is simple, boil a pan full of water and add the rice which will be ready in around ten minutes. In a separate pan, fry whatever it is you want to mix in with the rice and when both pans are finished, mix the contents and there you have it, a perfect little dish which has used up a number of leftovers.
2. HEALTHY PIZZAS Pizza is an essential part of any student diet but normally Dominoes is the first port of call. That was until now! With this cheaper take on the classic spinach and egg ‘florentine’ pizza, the healthy alternative will also work out as the most rewarding. Using flatbread instead of traditional dough, you will have to spread 1-2 tbsp of passata over each one. Next you need to get as much water out of the spinach as possible before scattering them across the top. Baking two pizzas at a time, you will have to crack an egg in the middle of each before seasoning with nutmeg. Bake until the cheese is melted and the egg is cooked to how you would like, approximately seven minutes.
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Another simple dish and one that always seems to be a winner amongst housemates, if you like tuna that is! Easily made from an assortment of ingredients that should be found in many student houses (even if you have to raid the other cupboards in the house). Start off by boiling pasta but the sauce is a key ingredient! To start you need to melt butter in a saucepan, stir in the flour, cook for one minute and then add some milk to make a thick white sauce. Moving back to the pasta, drain it before adding the white sauce, tuna and sweetcorn before putting it in to a baking dish and topping with grated cheese. Bake for 15-20 minutes and you have yourself a perfect meal.
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CHILLI 3. TURKEY JACKET POTATOES Jacket Potatoes are staple food in a student household, with a number of different options for toppings. This version incorporates a Mexican-style twist and the best thing about it is turkey mince is cheap and quite easy to get hold of. Whilst the potatoes are cooking in the oven, prepare the chilli with the mince, onion, garlic being cooked before the spices are added towards the end. An easy meal to make for one or more of your friends, depending how many potatoes you have! When everything is ready, cut a cross at the top of the jacket and add chilli before sprinkling with cheese.
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ESSENTIALS TO HAVE AROUND THE HOUSE
Different type of cooks in the household FRUIT
It might seem obvious but having any amount of fruit in your room, draws or just in the general household is a must. Takeaways and fast food won’t ever be far away, but when you are looking for fruit, the healthy option can sometimes go amiss so make sure you have some in.
PASTA/RICE
This ingredient will probably make up 50% of your meals at University! Pasta and rice are key ingredients to have in your cupboard as they go with whatever you would want to cook of an evening. Both also provide quick and easy meals aplenty when you are looking to maximise your pre drinking time.
JACKET POTATOES
Just think of the endless possibilities that can be had on top of a jacket potato. Beans and cheese? Chilli? Coleslaw? Whatever you want, as long as you have something to put them on, you can create many weird and wonderful toppings for your tea.
There you have it, all the food you need to move yourself away from having McDonalds every day.
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Moving into University is a great experience for many reasons, but what really brings many first year (and second/ third) students down to earth is cooking for themselves. EVERY STUDENT will learn to get by but it is the different ways in which young people look after themselves that differs from house to house. You have the people who think they are professional chefs. These students get every ingredient they need (not easy on a student budget) and make some wonderful dishes that everyone wants to try. However, by the time they have finished cooking the meal it has taken them a number of hours to prepare, not good for nights when you want to start pre drinking early. You can also have the people who are reliant on readymade meals and takeaways. Hardly a ‘cook’, this student has every takeaway menu in their room and on
the odd occasion they do use the kitchen, it is normally to microwave a Tesco’s own lasagne or chicken tikka masala. And then you have the student who falls in the middle! Not quite able to prepare the meals associated with the ‘professional chef’, this person still knows how to look after themselves even if the takeaway menu is lost. They are more at home if they can just put something in the oven, but if a tasty meal needs preparing then they don’t mind putting in a little bit of work. So which category do you fall in to?
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HOROSCOPES ARIES
MARCH 21 - APRIL 19 The beginning of the month is big for you Aries with the Full Moon on October 8th. It is a time to indulge yourself and a time for high romance too. On October 23rd during the New Moon you may well feel the weight of the world on your shoulders but this will soon pass on October 26th when Mars enters the sign of Capricorn. ST
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SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22 Sparks will be flying during the Full Moon on October 8th Libra and you are the one they will be shooting off. When Mercury and Venus conjoin on October 17th, your heart and head will be perfectly in tune. Expect this to be a period of productivity. You will find some relief from finances during the New Moon on October 23rd you will finally be free from that nagging debt.
APRIL 20 - MAY 20 The Full Moon and Luna on October 8th will be a time of intense introspective soul searching for you Taurus. Take some time to be alone and you will learn lots about yourself. When Mercury enters Libra on October 10th you will be at your most peaceful with a generous air of give and take. Expect a shake up on October 23rd when The New Moon will hit you hard.
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MAY 21ST - JUNE 20TH On October 4th Mercury goes retrograde and to avoid chaos, patience and organisation is key for you Gemini. But you will soon reap the rewards on October 8th when your social life is in full swing. During the New Moon on October 23rd you will get an awakening which will remind you to take care of your heart, head and soul
CANCER
JUNE 21ST - JULY 22ND It’s time to show everyone what you are really capable of Cancer and during the New Moon on October 8th your potential will only be too apparent. On October 14th be aware of people spending time with you who may have alter motives. You will be at your most in tune and creative on October 23rd with the New Moon these memories will last a lifetime.
LEO
JULY 23RD - AUGUST 22ND Be ready to be the go to person for help, advice and favours Leo during the Full Moon on October 8th. And if you’ve been waiting to meet that someone special October 17th could just be it when Mercury conjucts Venus. The New Moon on October 23rd will be a productive time and you will feel at ease if you finally get down to your finances
VIRGO
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AUGUST 23RD - SEPTEMBER 22ND You will be all about goodwill and getting problems solved during the Full Moon on October 8th Virgo. When the moon is in Virgo on October 20th you will enter a period of stability and sensibility and you will be awash with good feelings. The New Moon on October 23rd will be a time to celebrate and you will be even closer than usual to your friends.
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OCTOBER 23RD - NOVEMBER 21ST Take care during the Full Moon on October 8th Scorpio, you are craving something reckless and you are not entirely sure why. Be careful what you wish for. Come October 23rd, you softer and sweeter side will be flourishing, so express to impress. This will boil over on October 25th when Mercury goes stationary - say what is in your heart to be accepted.
NOVEMBER 22ND - DECEMBER 21ST Your inner child will run riot during the Full Moon on October 8th Sagittarius. It will be all fun and games as long as you don’t gamble. October 23rd will be a quiet time of reflection, especially of those around you. If there has been a secret or two lurking among friends now it is the time to get it out into the open. Come October 27th, you will be feeling fabulous, enjoy it
CAPRICORN
DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19 At the start of the month you may be feeling paranoid or on edge Capricorn, relax your sign can handle this better than most. Come the Full Moon on October 8th your family and home life will be the centre of attention. On October 23rd you are bound to feel under pressure at work. Don’t let your public image slip now is not the time to be insecure about your accomplishments. ND
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JANUARY 20TH - FEBRUARY 18TH Don’t expect a bump free ride on October 4th Aquarius, even the best-laid plans are bound to go awry. During the Full Moon on October 8th you will enjoy a small social gathering with a select group of friends. Prepare for a spiritual insight during the New Moon on October 8th. Your heart and head will be open and you will connect with others on an entirely new level.
PISCES
FEBRUARY 19TH - MARCH 20TH Your finances will be fruitful this month Pisces, money is the name of the game. This will trigger a new found independence, be proactive and not reactive and you will reap the rewards. The New Moon on October 23rd will draw you close to those around you, their concerns and how to approach them.
I’m loving everything about university except for the lectures. It’s not that I’m in bed with the hangover from hell compulsively watching catch up, I just don’t think a degree is for me. I can’t see myself making it to the end of the year let alone three. Everyone was so proud when I left for London and I’m the first in my family to go to university. How do I break it to them? Tom, London At some point every student has questioned whether they are on the right course, I even had moments right up until I graduated. But believe me this is all part of being a student and finding your feet. Not everything works out in life how you had imagined but it is best to consider your options before you act. Give your course a chance or look into transferring. But first of all, book a tutorial with your course leader. They will have seen many students over the years in the same situation. Whatever you decide, good luck. Freshers week was a blast, so much so I haven’t exactly stopped and I’m downing jager bombs on a daily basis. All my flatmates have started to settle into their courses but I’m worried that my focus is going to Sainsburys for their £4 bottle of Soave. Sarah, Falmouth
“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.”
You’ve moved to a different city, met a load of strangers and had information overload in lectures, so sure a glass of white has helped you along the way but don’t let this become your crutch. Keep drinking to the weekends, it’ll keep you and your bank balance healthy. If you find that scaling back your drinking is taking its toll then head to your SU for some confidential support. My neighbours in halls are doing my head in. I can hear them having sex what seems like 24/7 and to make it worse did I mention I am a virgin. I think I’ve managed to get through freshers unnoticed as a sexual novice but this constant daily reminder of what I’m missing out on is not helping. Cherry, Leicester You are not the first and definitely not the last student to arrive at university a virgin, and you know what some even leave with their flower still intact - so don’t worry. Concentrate on your course, and if the time is right it will happen. But don’t make it your mission or you might live to regret it. As for your noisy neighbours I suggest on investing on some ear plugs, hopefully they will soon tire each other out.
There are four basic human needs: food, sleep, sex and revenge.”
I’m Crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.
I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.”
I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life
Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.
Brooke Shields
Yogi Berra
Charlie Sheen
Britney Spears
Kanye West
Banksy
Justin Beiber
Jessica Simpson
George Bush
Jason Kidd
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’
I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.
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McCann Twitter Troll Found Dead COREY BEDFORD
ON OCTOBER 5, Leicestershire woman, Brenda Leyland was found dead in the Marriott Hotel in Leicester. Mrs Leyland had to flee her home several days earlier after being confronted by Sky News. She had been discovered to be one of the Twitter Trolls targeting Kate and Gerry McCann, the parents of missing child, Madeleine. Once she was found out, she started to receive hundreds, if not thousands, of tweets, varying from mild abuse to death threats. This clearly got too much for her, and she left her home in Burton Overy, telling a friend she “couldn’t live with herself” after being outed, and feared going to jail. Further tests are currently being carried out to determine how she died, but the police say there are no signs of foul play, and that it appears Mrs Leyland committed suicide in the Leicester hotel room. The spokesperson for the Leicestershire police said “We are investigating the circumstances around the death. If any offences are disclosed, we will investigate appropriately.” The most abusive tweets that people sent to her prior to her death are also being investigated. When asked about the situation, Gerry McCann commented “Clearly something needs to be done about the abuse on the internet.”
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Picking the right part time job
HOW THE “SOCIAL YOU” CAN SCUPPER THE “REAL YOU” I guess now’s the time the more forward-thinking of you third years are starting to think about applying for jobs... constructing your CVs, agonising over the wording of your covering letters, completing endless online application forms and, if you’re lucky, being called for interviews and assessments. The rest of you are either panicking about impeding exams or are sitting in a pub with your heads firmly stuck in the sand. However all of you, unless your parents are very generous, will have to, at some point, bite the bullet and seek employment. Not just employment… a ‘real’ job… the first step in your career. Over the next few issues I’m going to be offering you, hopefully, helpful hints and tips on the practicalities of how you go about this, e.g. where to look for jobs, what employers are really looking for, interview and CV preparation and how not to shoot yourself in the foot before you even get started.
Maintenance loans only go so far. If you want to socialise, stay entertained and still have enough money for books, you’re going to need to budget like an accountant or get a job. HELP IS AT HAND Thankfully, most universities have job boards and employment centres associated with them. These may offer jobs in the local community, or even within the university itself. But you may end up employed by people who perhaps aren’t as understanding when it comes to working with students. As such, picking the right part time job is important. So what should you be looking for?
LOOK AT HOW THEY OPERATE f they presently employ a large number of students, that’s normally a good sign as they will be used to dealing with the needs of those in study. Casual shifts, freelance work and remote work are great as they allow you to set your own hours - but these opportunities can be hard to come by.
PLAN AROUND YOUR DEGREE Avoid taking hours which are too close to scheduled study periods. If you don’t have the time to talk to staff after lectures, it may damage your degree in the long run. And remember: no job is more important than your degree, as it’s what you’re trying to fund in the first place.
That’s where we’re going to start – have you any idea how many employers ‘google’ you before they’ve properly read your CV masterpiece? Lots I’d guess, I know they shouldn’t – I bet they do. With social media becoming arguably the primary method of communication for Generation Y (that’s you), it has now become an instant snapshot of your life, your friends, your actions, your habits, your likes, your hates… in short – you. Whereas in my day, with a well constructed CV, a cleverly placed phone call or a good recruitment agent, I could make my first real impression with an employer at interview – now it’s likely to be your 5am shenanigans in Magaluff or your nek nominate in the ladies loos. So before you even put yourself out there in the job market – clean up your online self. Take down those Twitter rants rivalling James Arthur, set your privacy settings to maximum on Facebook, replace your profile shot with something innocuous and think carefully before you Instagram anything from last Friday night. The very proactive of you might even set up a LinkedIn profile – this is pretty much Facebook for business people and we’ll talk about it in coming weeks. In the meantime, take my advice and make the ‘social you’ a complementary façade for the real you. Sara Sainsbury is Group Talent Director for RSG Plc. RSG is an independently owned, and Bristol based specialist recruitment business, with over 35 years of trading history, operating across the U, and recognised as one of the Sunday Times “Top 250” fastest growing organisations in the UK, with a current turnover in excess of £170m.
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ACE THE INTERVIEW So, you’ve filled out a 1000 online applications, you’ve spoken to every recruitment consultant from here to Lands End, you’ve written more covering letters and emails than you can shake a stick at – now you’ve got it….finally…an interview. APPROXIMATELY 60 minutes to launch your career trajectory, to make/break/change your life forever. No pressure then.
START WITH BASICS – this might seem blindingly obvious but you’d be amazed how many people fail at the first hurdle. Where is the interview and how do you get there? Check the date, time, location; which bus to catch, where’s the nearest car park, how long can you park there, how much change to have ready. BE ON TIME. Do not, EVER, be late for an interview, you might as well not bother showing up at all. Don’t be ridiculously early either – anything more than 10 minutes early makes you look, at best, like you’re confused between the big and the small hand, or at worst, like you’re just a little bit obsessive. WHAT IS THE INTERVIEW FORMAT? Establish in advance what the interview format will be e.g. Q&A, competency based, one to one/group/panel and how many stages there are? Who are you meeting, what is their role?
RESEARCH THE COMPANY thoroughly and make sure it’s the right company – don’t start reciting the mission statement and values of Bloggs & Co when you’re interviewing for Blaggs Plc. Look into their history, nature of business, USPs, competitors, success, values – all the information you need is just a Google search away, and interviewers know that. If you don’t demonstrate a good knowledge of their business it’s insulting to them and lazy of you. Most interviews these days are competency based, meaning the employer has a set of core competencies that are required in all their jobs. Again, you may be able, through the power of t’interweb to find out their specific competencies or you could just assume they will be along the lines of the generic e.g “team working”, “problem solving”, “taking initiative” “results driven” etc and be prepared with examples of when you displayed these traits. This is worth quite a lot of thought at this stage in your career, as whilst you may have a number of vacation or university jobs under your belt, you may not have a vast array of examples from a professional sphere. So be prepared to use examples from your school/university/ sporting/extra curricular activities.
KNOW YOURSELF. It’s a clichéd and dull interview question but the less creative interviewers amongst us could well ask “What are your weaknesses?” - do not at this point say “I’m too much of a perfectionist” unless you’re happy to receive a punch in the face – even a metaphoric one. Know your weak points but also how they can be improved with training and commitment – dwell more on your strengths.
DRESS SMARTLY. If in doubt wear a suit – preferably in a dark colour, keep the cream linen number for Hawaiian theme nights; gents wear a tie – a normal one, not a bootlace/kipper or comedy tie. Lose the facial piercings/flesh tunnels and hide all tattoos. Have normal hair – don’t overgel it/crimp it or decide to try out that crimson rinse the day before. In short, do not try to express your personality through your wardrobe on this occasion – let the employer know you are a blank canvas….a smart, respectable, well groomed blank canvas. RELAX, maintain eye contact, have a firm handshake (practice this, preferably with a friend rather than yourself), be positive and enthusiastic, keep to the point and listen. Have prepared some relevant questions – NOT “what time is lunch?” more along the lines of “what are the company’s plans for expansion”, “what’s been your progession at XXX” or “I’ve read your blog on blah blah blah, what led you to write it”? The last couple are good ones – you should’ve fully researched the interviewer so you know who you’re meeting, but everyone loves talking about themselves. THIS WORKS TWO WAYS. Finally, remember this is a two way process. You are meeting them ostensibly to “sell” yourself, however, you need to be completely comfortable with what they are describing in terms of the role, the company, the opportunity and a good interviewer will want you to “buy”. It’s your life and your choice…..there is a chance that you’ll be offered a job but you decide it’s not the one for you. That’s fine, don’t be pressurised by anyone: friends/parents or the company themselves into accepting something that doesn’t feel right for you. Just identify what you didn’t like, change the focus of your search and commence the hunt for your new opportunity with renewed vigour. Good luck!
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Description: My client is looking for an ambitious graduate to join a growing team. Minimum requirements: 2:1 degree, 300 UCAS points and knowledge of at least one programming language. You must have real drive and a thirst for learning. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above.
My client is looking for intelligent, hard working graduates to their company at an entry level HR position, candidates must be keen to advance as progression will be available and you must have a good understanding of HR. Candidates must have a 2.1 and 300 ucas points. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above
Our Client is a leading email marketing software and services provider. They are looking for an ambitious IT graduate to join their expanding technical support team in Harrow. The candidate must have a Computer Science degree and must have achieved a 2.1 or above from university. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above.
My client is looking a graduate in a computer related degree to go into PHP developing. They are looking for someone with good knowledge in PHP, Javascript, CSS3 and HTML along with SQL. This would be ideal for someone looking to get into the software side of IT.
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My client is looking a graduate in a computer related degree to go into PHP developing. They are looking for someone with sound knowledge in PHP, Javascript, CSS3 and HTML. You will be involved in the development of websites for the company and their clients. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above.
My client is looking for ambitious graduates to join a management development program. Minimum requirements: 2:1 degree, 280 UCAS points, geographically mobile around the UK. You must be able to demonstrate leadership skills or potential. An interest in transport and logistics would be beneficial. For more information and to apply please email london.graduates@reedglobal. com quoting the Job ID above..
My client is looking for an ambitious graduate to join a growing team. Minimum requirements: you must be ambitious, money hungry and willing to put in the time for big reawards. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above
My client is looking for intelligent, hard working graduates to join an elite company based in the city of London, you must have at least a 2.1 and 320 ucas points. For more information and to apply please email london.graduates@reedglobal. com quoting the Job ID above.
My client is looking for a ambitious graduates to join their expanding company. Although they are currently based in London they are looking to open additional offices over the UK due to a continued aggressive growth plan. You must be ambitious, have ay eye for detail and passionate about a career in finance ideally with a 2:1 from a related degree. For more information and to apply please email london. graduates@reedglobal.com quoting the Job ID above
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Heart Of The Home HANNAH LOUISE WILSON
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WHENEVER ANYTHING is neglected a sense of misery is created. It is why neglecting the kitchen makes the whole house feel broken and dysfunctional. The kitchen is the glue that holds everything together, the institute for culinary expertise of pasta smothered in tomato soup with the side of sandwich. (mmmm….) It’s also my favourite hiding place to escape the living room antics house party and drink in the corner alone. But what happens when it goes beyond repair? Lack of hygiene and laziness are bad qualities that most students have - you can keep putting your coffee in that one mug, saying “it’s fine”, but it doesn’t mix so well with last night’s alcohol does it? It is this laziness that makes it a struggle to do our work, go to our lectures, or proofread that assignment eight times over before we hand it in. Last year, my boyfriend lived in a house with a kitchen that should have been burnt down, I hated going over there. I pondered over what new world was being made from all that mould whilst trying to avoid touching any of the surfaces. I begged for them to clean it and when they, eventually, worked together and sanitised that awful place I saw a gleam in their eyes. It was the gleam of selfsatisfaction and the excitement of being able to cook meals without the fear of contracting salmonella or the plague. A dirty kitchen makes for frightful times, trust me. A clean kitchen makes for calm and happy ones. There needn’t be a strict rota to follow, but once the pots and pans start to pile up, give ‘em a clean and see all the areas of your life stack into the cupboards just as neatly as they do.
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DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO THE ONE YOU JUST CAN’T GET ALONG WITH GUY BEZANT
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TO ME, living away from home is every bit as important to university as the education. It is a chance to get to grips with the world of washing up liquid. misery is Exciting for some, daunting for others. s the whole For me, it was terrifying. I have OCD. I’m one of those people who love right angles g together, and even numbers, so to be thrown in othered in with three lads who get a week’s wear out m….) It’s of boxers, was a challenge. ing room Don’t worry, this isn’t another lecture e. on how to keep organised, you’ve had ir? enough of those from parents, simply s that most advice from a veteran student. ee in that Before university, you’re encouraged so well with to get stuck into all that’s going on. You hat makes have to grit your teeth, go out there and or proofread experience it. The same applies to living nd it in. arrangements. You may have less space h a kitchen and more mess than you’re used to, but ng over embrace it. As soon as you fight the little ng made things that are different to home, living hing any becomes an uncomfortable experience. nd when I became a bedroom shut-in simply d that awful because my flatmate’s been untidy and am of self- I missed out on so much because of it. o cook meals Don’t miss out! I’ve learnt just sharing a he plague. house isn’t enough, you need to settle in, ust me. it needs to be everyone’s. s. There OCD taught me that everyone’s a pots and creature of habit, which means living ll the areas with new people will cause clashes. atly as It happens. Sorry. Do your best to take it in.
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WE’VE ALL had one of them, at some point or another, and I am guessing that for the majority it is going to have been since moving to university that you have found them. Hey, maybe karma was a complete sod and gave you more than one but what I want to say is… you just need to accept that there are some people you just CAN’T get along with and sometimes you will have to live them. You leave some washing up on the counter; you apologise and you don’t leave it in the future. You borrowed milk, the family came over and you ran out. No biggie, you buy them a whole new bloody carton. Then, it is your music. Then it is, you walk too loud, the pitch of your voice hurts them, and your face makes them want to gouge their eyes out. It is impossible. I have lived in harmony with nine other girls, the only time that flat was unbearable was in the very beginning – all thanks to one housemate. The most obnoxious, annoying person you will ever meet and yet we were the ones that bothered her. All I can say is, after spending so much time being anxious around her and apologising, it just wasn’t worth it. Best thing you can do is get on with your thing, and make time for the people who actually give a damn. You might get lucky, like me, and they’ll move out half way through the year anyway!
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SPORT VARSITY: IT’S MORE THAN JUST A GAME KWESI DARKWA
PREPARATION & SUPERSTITION SAMUEL CHAMBERS
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IN SPORT, preparation is key. Many of those involved have their own way unique superstitions and traits that they feel will give them the edge as they ready themselves for competition. French World Cup-winning footballer Laurent Blanc, for example, famously kissed the hairless head of goalkeeper Fabien Barthez before each game, while Cristiano Ronaldo arguably the world’s best player – will reportedly not play a game without first making a trip to the barber’s. These strange rituals are not just confined to the pantheon of sporting greats, though, as some of DMU’s athletes will attest. Perhaps unsurprisingly, given the above examples, some of the oddest of which are found among the University’s footballers. Take defender Luke Taylor, who, after dying his already ginger hair an even darker shade last Halloween,
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scored his first goals in almost three years, resulting in him now dying it before each game. Luke explained: “I always thought being ginger was a curse but now I embrace it. It’s got to the point now that if I don’t do it, it would affect my confidence on the pitch.” Goals appears to be a popular theme, with Chris Franklin not shaving his beard until he scores, although he admitted it may not be working, lamenting: “As you can see from the extraordinary growth, I’m not a prolific goal scorer.” Away from football, preparations appear to have a little more normalcy to them. DMU’s cheerleaders, the Saints, simply channel the spirit of cheer before each competition by watching the first Bring it On film, while a member of DMU Falcons eschews the more traditional types of pre-match meal in favour of a bag of wine gums.
GUIDE TO GETTING CHEAPER SPORTS KIT JORDAN ADCOCK
VARSITY: THE annual opportunity for bubbling rivalries between the University of Leicester and De Montfort University to be settled for at least another year. The UoL vs. DMU Varsity pits students from a range of sports teams from each university against each other, in what undoubtedly all students would describe as the most important sporting event of the academic calendar. One of the most notable sports during Varsity, unsurprisingly, is football. At its peak, Varsity football has been held at the King Power Stadium, home to Sky Bet Championship winners and Barclays Premier League new boys, Leicester City F.C. The University Of Leicester came away 3-1 winners this year, in a match that showcased brilliant technical ability from both sides. Josh Solomon, 19, last year a fresher at DMU and
first team regular, believes his team will undo the wrongs of last year’s disappointment. He said: “We lost varsity last year due to not being clinical with finishing, whilst playing 3 at the back at the start cost us. UoL were ahead when it came to tactics. Next year looks promising. The players we have are all decent.” Another of Varsity’s most popular events is, of course, rugby. Played at Welford Road, home of the Aviva Premiership champions Leicester Tigers, the game this year attracted the largest crowd of any 2013 Varsity battle. After a tough, almost waterlogged duel between the UoL and DMU Women’s Rugby teams, which saw UoL secure a comfortable victory, the UoL Men’s first XV proceeded to keep their supporters’ spirits high with a 20-7 defeat over DMU. Despite DMU’s sterling
efforts during every 2013 Varsity event, on the side-line as well as on the pitch, UoL managed to come away with the overall win, finalising the result with their previously mentioned spectacular rugby victories. As the events draw to a close each year, however, it could be argued that the overall results are somewhat overshadowed by the buzz that circulates both DMU and UoL campuses for Varsity’s duration. Annual rituals and excellent opportunities for spectators as well as athletes ensure that Varsity is an incredibly enjoyable experience for all students every time it comes around. Current students and Freshers who may have missed their university’s sports fair can still get involved by contacting any sports team through their Students’ Union or searching for the team on Facebook.
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AS WE covered last issue, both DMU and UoL have a formidable line-up of sports clubs available but they do require you to get the necessary kit. This may be daunting and expensive considering all the books and other necessities you’ve got to buy. Don’t fret; the most important thing to know is that the clubs are there to
support you, especially if you’re just getting started. Jonathan Williams, captain of UoL’s men’s cricket club, says: “For the first few net sessions half of the people had their own kit whilst half didn’t…between members of the club people had old kit to sell or knew websites/people in the cricket industry that could provide cheaper but
high quality equipment”. For everything else, Leicester’s Highcross has a JD selling affordable sportswear, balls, water bottles, etc., and Sports Direct in Haymarket regularly offers 70%, sometimes 90%, off certain stock. So drop those pre-match doubts and play on!ason in the Championship.
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TRAINING ADVICE MUSCLE MACHINE STYLE
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THERE ARE far too many pseudo-innovators in the gym business now, creating their own industry jargon to make an old idea, or technique, sound as if it is their very own revelation. Cross-fit, interval training etc, are new ways of describing techniques used by the ancient Greeks. There is also a myriad of food supplements that are required to be taken so precisely that you need an atomic clock in order to get optimum results. Then we have the performance enhancing drugs that have become one of the accessories needed to create the illusion of being more than evolution ever intended us to be. This is now the ‘Generation of Affectation.’ We have also become obsessed with ridiculous interpretations of ‘proper form’, like keep your back straight and don’t move with the exercise. The body is not built from right angles, the back is designed to curve, hence the many vertebrae, to divide the load equally, so don’t be afraid to move about on some exercises to enable you to work a full range of motion and up the poundage. Squats and dead lifts are the two exercises that need good form because of the pressure it puts on the lower spine in particular, but otherwise don’t get stuck in a straight jacket. Also be aware that no one can tell you how many reps you need, we are all different, do high reps or low reps, depending on what you want to achieve. There is no magic number like ‘6’ gets you strong and ‘12’ get you big, ‘7’ and ‘13’ are just as likely to be your best choice. Let the weight and your body decide your rep range, not your ‘mind’ or your personal trainer. The things that you cannot take out of the equation are the things that most people are unwilling to do, which are; EAT GOOD, HEALTHY FOOD ALL THE TIME, ALL YOUR LIFE, AS WELL AS VERY HARD, VERY REGULAR TRAINING, FOR MANY YEARS!
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GUIDE TO GETTING RID OF THAT BEER BELLY TOM CULLEN PIC: TOM CULLEN
WITH THE reality of both the end of freshers’ week and beginning of lectures undoubtedly hitting most students hard in the past few weeks, some of you may, in a hungover pit of despair, noticed a few unwanted, physical changes to yourselves. It’s no secret that freshers’ week is more often than not fuelled by a wide variety of alcoholic beverages, and, unfortunately, we as students have to face the consequences once we sober up and settle down for term. The following guide is intended to help you combat that scary, encroaching beer belly. Firstly, join a gym. The idea of joining a gym used to be, to a large number of people, unthinkable. The prejudiced views upheld by these people of elitist gym freaks, wider than they are tall, prancing around with uncomfortably tight t-shirts rendered the idea of signing up a definite no. Here in Leicester, there are gyms to suit all ability levels and fitness goals. For DMU students, the Queen Elizabeth Diamond Jubilee Centre (five minutes from the campus centre, just over the canal) offers multiple types of membership. Whether you fancy hitting the weights or a treadmill, or if you’d prefer the choice between a swim or gym, all of the membership types are available to students at discounted prices. For UoL students, the Danielle Brown Sports Centre offers a similar service with similar choices of membership. Alternatively, Pure Gym (again, less than five minutes from the campus centre) or DW gym (located in the city centre, more accessible for UoL students) offer gym only memberships for a non-contracted, monthly fee, which may be preferable for those who would rather not part with a lump sum at the beginning of term. If the idea of parting with money simply doesn’t bear thinking about after freshers’ week, fear not. Because of Leicester city centre’s compact layout, finding a more open space to go for a run shouldn’t take long. If you’d prefer to stay local, or feel you are at a more beginner level, Nelson Mandela park (between DMU and UoL campuses) or Victoria park (on the upper border of UoL campus) provide perfect, laid out circuits to get a few laps in. Whether it’s hitting the weights or even just getting up an hour earlier every day for a walk, don’t panic about the freshers’ week damage. The best we can all do is try and recover fully before we repeat it all in a year’s time.