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Fall 1991 and January 1992 Testimonials: My cousin and his new wife (both in their early 40’s) were visiting my mom, my sister, and I. My sister asks, “So, how did you meet?” They kind of giggled and asked each other, “Should we tell them?” They said they met through the LBYL column. My sister and I decided we would try our fare at meeting “Mr. Right”. (BTW, my cousin and his wife are still married and hopelessly in love.) My sister didn’t have much luck, but in January 1992, I saw this ad that kept drawing my attention. As described, he really wasn’t what I was looking for, but... We met later that month for the first time; got engaged in 1993 and married in 1994. We will celebrate our 25th anniversary this October and we have a
23-year-old daughter who lives out of state. Thank you, LBYL! Mr. & Mrs. J.N.
4/4/17 Testimonial: I placed an ad 1/2/94 and met the love of my life. He has 3 boys and I have 3 girls. We were married 8/26/95 and now we’re the Brady Bunch. Thanks for helping us find each other. KP/DP
I will always be grateful to your paper Valley Trader. My husband DH wrote to me and we have been happily married almost 12 wonderful years. We’ve been through many trials and joys and so glad we found each other. K.W/ K.H.
“Thanks Again Valley Trader, Friends! Years ago I put an ad in your paper and we were married almost 20 years & then our lord called him home.” -HR
“My brother met his wife Bonnie through your column. They have a son named Jake! He’s our pride and joy!” –CW
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– We have had several people who have responded to personals in our column, and received no response in return. We would like to request that you send at least a post card to each and every response you receive, just out of courtesy to those taking the time to write you. Also, don’t forget to include either a phone number or address in your letter when responding to an ad.
IN ORDER TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN IC RESIDENTS AND OTHER RESIDENTS WE HAVE DECIDED TO PUT EACH IN THEIR OWN SECTION. Tired of not meeting that special someone at work, at the bar, or wherever you have been looking?
DO NOT SEND CASH IN YOUR LETTERS TO ANY IC. IT WON’T BE ACCEPTED AND LETTER WILL NOT BE DELIVERED.
Look no further than Look Before You Leap men and woman our other supporting single services. We want to help you! What do you have to lose? Just your loneliness. So do it. Send in your ad or send in a response. See directions at beginning of section on how to be a part of the Look Before You Leap.
Regular: Looking for my Teddy Bear, I’ll be your kitten. This John 3:16 Christian Wt. Lady (70) has many interests: writing, art, nature, nutrition & cooking. Let me make your favorite meal! I’ll respect you and hopefully make you smile. Nonsmoker please. Kindness a must. Phone friend OK for now. Disabilities OK as well. KO26897 4/5
Male looking for an outdoors lady that doesn’t mind getting dirty. I’m an outdoorsman. I need a companion to live in. Nonsmoker, no drugs, & no big ladies, 50-65. Write me & maybe we could get together & maybe things could work out between us. RK26967 1/30
IC’s:
FIC, smart, funny, sassy, Italian Princess, long black hair, big hazel eyes. Looking for that special someone to complete me, to talk & laugh with.
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SWtFIC, 58, brown hair, blue eyes, 124 lbs. I like the outdoors, biking, swimming, parks, etc. I love to have fun. Have a sense of humor.
PJ26944IC
FIC, Soon to be Released. Would like to meet someone who enjoys the finer things, 5 star dining, trips all over the world. Must be serious. TM26945IC
SWtFIC, looking for a gentleman too share my time with. I’m kind, compassionate & independent. Very caring. Love the outdoors & cuddling. PM26946IC
FIC, Sexy, Italian, long dark hair, big hazel
eyes, funny, smart, loves to talk. Looking for that someone to laugh with & have fun. JB26948IC SWtFIC, seeking long term relationship. Fun, loving, affectionate, sexy, loyal, open-minded, patient, educated, responsible, relocatible. I will bring love, pleasure, & happiness into your life. HS26949IC
FIC, 35, looking for pen pals to correspond with. I’m a non violent offender & just looking to pass my time here. NF26950IC FIC, 46, just looking for pen pals. First incarceration, not violent or drug related. An interesting story actually. “Robin Hood” offense. SM26951IC
SWtFIC, 48, looking for a fresh start. Willing to relocate. TS26952IC SWtFIC, looking for companionship. Just turned 50 & am in prison for life. Look forward to communicating with someone. KB26953IC FIC, blonde, blue eyes, 5’6”-135. Like to swim & hike. Love the outdoors, camping. I’m very loyal, honest, & hard working. TP26954IC SWtFIC, lonely, 58, looking for a companion, maybe more. I am willing to relocate for the right person. Please respond as I am looking forward to meeting somebody.
PS26955IC
SWtFIC, 48, blue eyes, brown hair, 5’3”, 140 lbs., looking for a fresh start with someone that I can build with whether that be friendship or companion. Don’t be afraid to pick up the pen & write because I’ll be waiting. TS26956IC
SWtFIC, sexy, sweetheart, fun, loving, affectionate, patient, kind hearted, open minded, loyal. Seeking long term relationship. I’ll bring a smile to your face and warmth to your heart.
HS26957IC
FIC, Italian princess looking for her prince. Sexy, smart loves to
laugh, love to have fun in many ways. Don’t be afraid. I won’t bite.
JB26958IC
FIC, 40, long dark black/brown hair, eyes dark brown, 130 lbs. Mixed with Mexican & Irish & a few other races. Have 3 kids & a li’l dog. I love nature walks, camping, & being on or by the water. I’ve been locked up for 2 years. Looking for support, friendship, & a charming smile. Can’t wait to hear back. RH26959IC
SWtFIC, 58, brown hair, blue eyes, looking for a companion to share life with. Like to write & like to have fun. Young at heart & easy to get along with. PJ26960IC
SWtFIC, 48, looking for a fresh start & to find someone that I can laugh with, talk to, become friends with & possibly more. I’ll be waiting to hear from you.
TS26960IC
SWtFIC, 48, looking for a fresh start & someone I can laugh with, talk to, become friends with, and possibly more. I’ll be waiting to hear from you. TS26961IC
SWtFIC, 33, brown hair, brown eyes, athletic build, family oriented, generous, hard working. Looking for friend, companion, AM26962IC SFIC, sexy, Italian, looking for that man to have fun, laugh & that I can satisfy in every way. Let me be your one. JB26963IC
SWtFIC, fun, sexy, affectionate, romantic, loyal, kindhearted, understanding, adventurous. Seeking long term relationship, 50+. I’ll bring a smile to your face & a warmth to your heart. CS26964IC FIC, sexy, Italian princess. Loves to laugh. Willing to try new things. Willing to relocate. Looking for her prince to have fun. JB26965IC
FIC, 40, blonde, getting out soon. Looking for someone to make my time fly by. Curves for days,
green eyes, 5’7”, stacked up top & round bottom. Easy to talk to & an even better listener. Love music & movies. Can’t wait to be out & enjoy life again. PM26966IC
SWtFIC, attractive, fun, loving, affectionate, loyal, patient, openminded, sense of humor, adventurous, educated, relocatible. For serious relationship, someone to live & enjoy life with. HS26968IC
WE DO NOT RUN ANY IC-LBYL ADS WITHOUT YOUR IDENTIFYING NUMBER. THESE MAILINGS ARE RETURNED BACK TO US, NON DELIVERABLE. ALSO YOU MUST SIGN UP FOR MAIL FROM LBYL. Inmates, seems you may need to be on some kind of mailing list at the prison. Inquire at your place.
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3. A boost in your home’s value.
Enclosing this outdoor space adds more functional square footage to your property and increases its value. Speaking of value, it’s
also more affordable and noninvasive than a home renovation or building project, meaning your life can continue as usual, free from contractors and their construction equipment taking over your house. Win-win. Focus on boosting your own mental health and wellbeing by using it as a yoga or workout room or home office space.
4. Lots of natural light and a closer connection
to nature.
A patio enclosure is ideal for embracing indoor-outdoor living. It helps bridge the gap between the feeling of being outside while still enjoying the comforts of being in, with lots of light and fresh air, but no bugs, inclement weather, yard debris, dust or pollen - does it get better than that? If you’re in need of the perfect spot for enjoying your morning coffee, crafting, napping or sunbathing with your pets, this is it.
Gaining valuable space to do more of the things you enjoy with the people you love transforms how you think about and use your home’s interior. Learn more about the many ways to enclose a porch or patio and explore Patio Enclosures’ complete line of quality home improvement solutions for your patio and outdoor living spaces, including sunrooms and other enclosures.
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