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BRIEFS >News Old Faithful The steam outside the Nigh University Center may soon be gone. ✓ Page 13

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>Review Men in drag The new film Sorority Boys runs amok with toilet humor and fraternity stereotypes. ✓ Page 12

TODAY IN HISTORY In 1974, a streaker ran onto "The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson" set. Censors at NBC decided to run the clip with the lower half of the television screen blacked out to prevent an 'X' rating.

QUOTE OF THE DAY "When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."

— William Arthur Ward

WEATHER Thur.

BY MICHAEL LARSON

Senior Writer

ull-time university employees can apply for three free hours of summer classes as part of UCO's summer tuition waiver program starting April 8.

Anitra Dugar, employee relations manager for the department of human resources said all UCO faculty that receive benefits can-apply for tuition. Their children and spouses are also eligible for the waiver.

Kristen Ford, Administrative Assistant to the president, said President Roger Webb plans to continue funding for the faculty tuition waiver program despite recent budget cuts.

Dugar said, "So far President Webb has funded it every year."

Graduate Oklahoma residents currently pay $211.80 for three credit hours at UCO, plus fees. .

During fall and spring semesters, full-time faculty and

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their children and spouses can apply for a six credit-hour tuition waiver.

However, graduate students may not receive their threehour tuition waivers this fall.

Gerry Cherry, grant writer for the College of Graduate Studies and Research said, "We don't know if the program will have funding for this fall."

Since spring 2001, graduate tuition waivers were available to.formally-admitted graduate students living in Oklahoma who also maintained a 3.5 GPA. The student cannot be receiving other financial aid.

"We're trying to pick up a few people who need help going to school and aren't getting any help."

Cherry said she will find out when UCO's fiscal year ends on June 30 whether or not the administration will continue the program.

She said, "It's all subject to funding." •

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night March 13. The UCO Jazz Band (far left) was one of many bands which performed that evening.

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y 9:00 a.m. March 14 an estimated 4,000 issues of The Vista were stolen off distribution racks and dumped into trash cans throughout campus.

UCO DPS was dispatched to the Administration Building on a report that a person was stealing the newspapers.

The suspect was apprehended and released after questioning.

The suspect's information was turned over to Jarrod Noftsger,

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Vice President of Student Services, after DPS decided no criminal charges could be filed.

Noftsger was unavailable for comment on any possible disciplinary actions being taken.

"This is a typical reaction to what is perceived to be bad news by people trying to prohibit others from finding out about news.

What they don't understand is that it draws more attention to the paper," Clark said.

Jeff Harp, director of DPS, said that it would be in the best interest of the justice system to allow the university to handle the

situation.

"Had the newspapers been posted with a price then it would have given us the room we needed to file a criminal charge," Harp said.

According to statistics on the Student Press Law Center's web site, the theft of The Vista's newspapers is the tenth free college paper to be censored in this way since the beginning of March.

"The theft of newspapers is a hard case to prosecute because rarely do you catch them in the act," Clark said.

Besides the printing costs and intrinsic value to the staff writers and the editors there was a potential loss of advertising revenue that could affect the paper's future advertising budget.

"We haven't had any businesses complain so far.

Hopefully the controversy prompted students who normally don't read the paper to pick up a copy," said Tay Gavin advertising manager for The

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OPINION & EDITOR AL WHAT ROLE SHOULD NEWSPAPERS PLAY IN INFORMING THE PUBLIC ABOUT CRIMES?

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—TELIA MCGUIRE junior applied liberal arts major

"The newspaper should inform about crimes, but they should also stay independent and unbiased."

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"They should tell us about the crimes in our area, but not blow it out of proportion."

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—JOE BENTON

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"I think the media should inform us about criminal activities."

"I think they should inform the public truthfully, not exaggerate."

—JIMMY QUINN

—HATTIE BELLCOURT

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—LASHARA THOMAS graduate special education

"My opinion is, I think TV over-exaggerates the crime.

As far as newspapers, they play a more informative role, but it should still be active."

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Stealing newspapers doesn't hide news he ourpress or anyone existselse's to inform personal thewho disagree with our printing certain deprive others of the chance to read the public. We are not here to further stories steal newspapers in an attempt to news. These avenues of communication stop people from reading them. This is are open for students and faculty, and interests. If a crime is committed called theft and it is illegal. If you see are much more effective than stealing relative to UCO, we are going to inform someone stealing newspapers, notify the newspapers. They are also 100 percent the public. police immediately. legal. •

Some people think the press should Hiding the facts does not make them sweep controversial issues under the rug. disappear.

(Editor's note: The Vista will not

These people do not understand the If someone has a problem with print anonymous letters. All letters role of the press. something The Vista prints, it would be must include the writer's name and Sometimes we print things that some more democratic to write a letter to the phone number.) people do not like. Sometimes people editor or a "My Turn" column than to

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LETTERS Reader says Ames deserves whatever happens to him'

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am writing in regards to the student referring to John Cooper Ames as a "virtuous man." I know in the United States everyone is innocent until proven guilty. I understand that these charges are alleged, and I am not passing judgment on Mr. Ames, but I must say that I was outraged that anyone would set up a fund in the name of an alleged child molester; it is saying `it is ok and we support you

anyway.'

No one who is a "virtuous man" would have acted in such an inappropriate sexual manner.

He could not have been thinking about his family, UCO, his career, church and the community. It makes me angry that people say, "I am praying for Mr. Ames." What about those two children who were violated and traumatized in the worst way that a child can experience? A

"virtuous man," I think not, because no god of mine would hurt his children. I am praying for those two children and their families and the Ames family but not Mr. Ames, because he put himself in this situation and he deserves whatever happens to him.

Rebecca Townsell-Simpson senior, general studies major

Professor says We Were Soldiers does not depict war as 'entertaining' our staff writer, Michael recorded the events that occurred Larson, in his review of We around him. In other words, he reported what he Were Soldiers found observed. He did numerous flaws in the film. not, in his Mr. Larson identified a "Producers of reporting, follow lack of character some formula films like We development, plot and that would make climax as shortcomings.

Were Soldiers do a film based on He also felt that the film his book contained excessive us a service in that "entertaining." graphic violence and that their films expose War is the tears shed when a chaotic, brutal woman was notified that a a generation that and vicious. It husband, son or father has does not follow been killed in the service has never had to scripts and in of their country were fight in a conflict this particular insincere. His overall battle, large evaluation was that the of this type to the numbers of film "fails to entertain." soldiers on both Mr. Larson needs to horrors of war." sides were killed rethink his review. This —Russell Jones in an extremely film is based on a book professor of violent manner. written by the man who marketing Does anyone led the American forces in this battle in South Vietnam. He think that we should limit the

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UCO to modify enrollment, ID numbers by early April (Editor's note : Due to the theft of nearly 4,000 issues of The Vista March 14, and because the changes in enrollment affect all UCO students, the following story has been reprinted in its entirety.

Jerry Legere, assistant vice president for enrollment Staff Writer management and registrar. ew UCO student "Students will need to identification (ID) numbers memorize that number because will be mailed to the that will be the basis for students around spring break. The transacting all university business counters of the computer terminals effective the summer term," Legere near the admission and enrollment said. office are being replaced with new "That ID number will not be cabinets. given out over the phone, so if These are some of the changes they forget the numbers, they'll students will see due to the have to come in with a picture changes in enrollment procedures ID," he said. effective for the summer and fall Armed with the new ID semesters, starting April 8. numbers, students will be able to The new ID will be a system- enroll for summer and fall classes generated number, which begins online, Legere said. with an asterisk symbol and is "They'll need to change their followed by eight numbers, said PIN number from the six digit

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birth date to something else the first time they log on," Legere said.

Enrollment dates for students will not be based on classifications and last names any longer, Legere said.

"What we are going to do is to do it strictly by credit hours," Legere said.

Students with more credit hours will be allowed to enroll first, beginning with the graduate students. On any given day, four different time blocks will be assigned, he said.

"Students can enroll during their time assigned or after their time, but not before," Legere said.

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join with us in a partnership to upgrade Wantland Stadium," Kreidler told the board.

Kreidler is optimistic towards the board's reaction to the plan, "I think they will be very excited about the possibility."

Edmond Public Schools already have three schools sharing the field with UCO's football squad for games which costs the school system between $30,000 and $40,000 a year.

Superintendent of Edmond Public Schools, David Goin commented on the project, " We are excited about the opportunity... to create a better stadium."

According to David Goin, renovations would cost around $8 million to $9 million

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he University of Central Oklahoma and the Edmond Public School Board are in negotiations to renovate UCO's 40-year-old Wantland Stadium in an agreement creating a shared ownership of the facility.

The renovations would include improving field damage in the form of a grass or turf covering, placing permanent seating on the east side of the field, rebuilding the press box, adding new lighting and replacing the scoreboard.

Steve Kreidler, UCO vice president of administration proposed the renovation project at the Edmond School Board's regular meeting.

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Goin said the costs would not necessarily be split 50-50, but shared expenditures would be exercised.

He believes the community would benefit from the stadium upgrade.

UCO's administration hopes to expand the field's usage to more than just football games.

For the Edmond Public Schools to approve the merger, they need district voters to pass a bond issue that could be on the ballot as early as fall.

UCO hopes to raise the money through grants, fundraising and student fees.

Goin said that if all the pieces surrounding the issue fall into place, work could start on the stadium as early as the 2003-2004 school year. •

SPORTS BRIEFS WEEK IN AWARDS April Ferrall and Ricky Belk were selected as Lone Star Conference North Division players of the week. Ferrall hit .667 for the softball team in UCO's four games with Cameron and Belk pitched a three hitter in a 7-1 win for the baseball team against Northeastern State.

FIELDING QUICK STARTS Both the UCO baseball and softball squads have started the year extremely well. The baseball ball team is 23-4 on the year and the softball team is 19-6 comming off a 12-game win streak.

NATIONAL CHART TOPPERS UCO can now boast one of the top-10 baseball programs in Division II ball. Previously ranked 12th in the nation, the Bronchos moved up two places to 10th with their doubleheader sweep of Cameron.

BASEBALL QUICK STATS Bryan Coy leads the team in batting average, home runs, stolen bases, total bases, slugging, triples, hits and runs. Travis Davidson has been hit by pitch 11 times this season.

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28one Mineir. 1 Changes Use of REPO-PROVERA may be associated with a decrease in the wrotint of mineral stored in your bones. This could increase your risk of developing bone fractures. The rate of bone mineral tr,iss is greatest in the early years. iaf DC.PO-PROVERA use, but after that it begins to resemble the normal rate of age-related bone rninerW loss. .3.Cancer • Studies of women who have used different forms of contraception found Itiat women who used DEPO,F'ROVERA for contraception had no increased overall risk of developing cancer of the breast, ovary, uterus. cervix, or liver. 1-lowever, women under 3S years of age whose first exposure DEPO-PROVERA was within the previous 4 to 5 years tray, have a Mighty increased risk of developing breast cancer similar to that seen with or contraceptives. You shotild discuss this With your health- care •provider: 4.finexpected Pre givacy Bet:aus,e EXPO-MOVE:RA is sech an reflective contraceptive method, the risk of accidental pregnancy for women who get 'their shots, regularly (every 3 months [13 weeks)) is very low.

While there terry reports of an increaSed nsk of low birth weight and neonatal infant death or other health problems in irdarrts conceived close to the time of injection, such pregpancies are urkoirroort. If you think you rite have become pregnant 'while using DEPC.2-PROVERA for contraception, see your health-care provide' as soon as possible.

5.Aitergic %manes Scirhe women usirg DEPO•F"ROVERA Contraceptive Inicction have reported severe arid poteritia6i Idethreaterii4 allerpc reactions knosvn as anaphylaxis and anaphylactoid reactions.

Symptoms include the sudden onset of hives or swelling and itching of the skin. breathing difficulties, and a drop in blood pressure.

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Cril:your healthcare provider irmnediately if wv of these problems mods folice•Mng an ir*tiction DEPOPROVERA: • sharo chest pain, coughirg on of blood. or sudden shortness of breath (indicatirg a possible dot in the lung) • sudden severe headache or vomiting, ts.l.'ness or faintin& problem-6 with your eyesight or speech, weakness, or numbness as an arm car leg (indicating a possible stroke) • severe pain or rive iii in the calf rd eating a possible •dot in the 1,10 untistraliy heavy vagina: bleeding • severe pain tenderness in the lower abdominal area eliersistent pu,. Needing at the, if,:ection site Ififhat are the possible sideeiffects isf REPO-PROVERA Contraceptive injection?

You tnay experience a via_wist h airs we a you -a nay DEPO-PROVERA. About. two thirds ot

the women who used DEP(..)-PROVERA in clinical tris reported a welght gain of about S pounds

during the first year of use You maY continue to gain weight after -the first year Worsen in one large study whit; used DEFK)-PROVERA for 2 years gained al ..average total cd 8.1 porruds over those 2 years, cw aopmdmately 4 pounds per year Wornen atl as contrete..d for 4 yea-s gained en average total of 11,8 pounds over those 4 years, or approximately 3.5 pounds per year Woo en who continued for 6 years gained an average total of 16.5 pouieds over those 6 years: or apProximatelY 175 pounds per year 2.0ther Side t.iii.,si tts In a ciir`ic3 study of over 3.900 warren who used DEPO-PROVERA for up to 7 yea's, same women -reported the foilowirt effects diet may or may not have been related to their use cf DEPO-PROVERA: Irregdar menstrual bieedirgg, amenorrhea, headache, nervousness, abdonanal crtrnps, dizziness, weakness or fatigue,. d ecreased SeXt131 desire, leg cramps. nausea, vaginal discharge. car irritation, breast swelhng and tendess. bloat ern bloating,swelling of the hands eet or feet badeacrre. depression. 'mamma, acne, pelvic pain, no hair growth ex - excessive hair loss. rash, hot flashes. cellooint pain. Other pecAslerns were reported by very few of the women in -the clinical vials, but some of net cotad be sericite:. These inatide core:ruts•0ns. iaun6ce, urinary tract i•ifections, allergic ts.iactions, fantirgg, paralysis, osteoporosis, lack of reit..seri to fertility, deep vein throrrbosis, pulmonary enifioltis, breast cancer; cervical cancer tf these or any other problems occur during your use of DEPO•1='f3CT\i'ERA, discuss: them :site your health-care providec Should any precautions be followed during use of DEPO-PROVERA Contraceptive Injection? iMissex.f Cl.rmids During the time you are using DEPO-PRC)VERA for contraception. you rota skip a period, or your periods may stop completely, If you have been receiving yosir DEP6PROVEiRA injections regularly eve, 3 months (13 weeks), then you are probably not pmgnant, However, it you :NH< that you may be pregnant see your health-care provider.

2.int.iarotery lest interactions I you are scheduled for any laboratory tests, tat stair health-care provider that you are using DEKT-PROVERA for contraception. Certain blood tests are affected by hormones such as DEPC)-PROVERA. 3.Drug imerections Cytadren (arrinoglutethirnicieL-4. ari anticancer drug that may significantly decrease the effectiveness of DEPO-PROVERA if the two drugs are given during the same Tim,.

4.Natswig ittlottiers Although DEPC.)-PROVERA can be parsed to the nursjrg infant in the breast milk, no harnful effects have been fowci in these children. MPOPROVERA does iwit prevent the breasts fivah producing Indic, so it can be used by nursin,g . rrothers. However to iairitnte the amount of DER'.y-PROVERA that is passed to the infant in the first weeks after birth you should wait. until 6 Weeks after childbirth before you start using f..:DEPO-PROVERA for contraception.

How often do I get my shot of DEPO-PROVERA Contraceptive Injection?

The recommended dose of DEPC.2-PROVERA is I SO mg every 3 months ( I 3 weeks) given in a triple ineetenuic u lar in the buttock: Or upper arra ro make stare that you aria not pregnant at the anise of the farot injectionit is essential that the iniection be given. ONLY during the first 5 days of a normal menstrual period. If used following the delivery oa child. the first injection of DEPOPRCNERA MUST be given within 5 days after childbirth if ycxi are not breast-feeding or 6 weeks after childbirth if you are exclu si vely breastfeeding. If you wait lort,er than 3 months (I 3 weeks) between) injections. or longer than 6-weeks after dell -very, your healttecare provider Should deterrrine that you are not pregnant before giving you you - injector of DEPO•ROVERA. Rx

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SPORTS Split halts softball win streak

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displayed mental toughness in he Cameron Aggies doled out the next a 3-2 victory to end UCO game as April softball's 12-game winning Ferrall started streak, but their celebrating was cut the Bronchos short when the Bronchos rallied with a leadback for a 10-0 tromp in the off homer. second game of the doubleheader Nikk March 23.

Vandever UCO's response to the close loss followed with in the opener might have been an RBI single interpreted as wrathful indignation to put UCO when they battered the Aggies up 2-0. with both shutout caliber defense PHOTO SERVICES T h e and crushing bats for the run rule Bronchos April Ferrall slides in safe at third. She has been a victory in the second game. pounded major ingredient in the Brochos' success this year.

"We let the first game get away Cameron's from us, which was disappointing, pitching for Vandever who went 3 of 4 with but I liked the way we responded," six runs. Shauna Perry and three RBIs. Falon Barnes headed said Coach Genny Honea. "We Lyndsey Miller both bashed in two- the Broncho defense allowing only came out in the second game and run homers while Vandever nailed four hits in her five-inning shutout. took it to 'em and got right back on a solo shot over the fence giving UCO is now 19-6 on the year the winning track, which - we UCO the 8-0 lead. and standing 3-1 in the LSC North needed to do."

UCO moved to a 10-0 lead in Division. The Bronchos plan to After four innings of play, the the fifth off of a run scoring continue this dominating fashion Bronchos trailed Cameron 1-0 fielder's choice and another RBI at home against Southwestern until UCO got a pair of unearned single from Nikki Vandever. Oklahoma March 29. • runs in the top of the fifth move Cameron was forced to swallow the them into the lead, 2-1. run rule when they failed to score The Aggies promptly answered in the bottom of the fifth.

Log on to www.bronchosports. cum in their next at bat with two runs for in-your-face softball news and Leading the powerhouse offense in the bottom of the fifth to regain stats. that produced 16 hits was Nikki a 3-2 lead and hold on for the win.

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CO baseball pulled out a tight 15-13 extra inning victory on pinch-hitter J eff Thompson's two-run single in the top of the tenth against the Cameron Aggies March 24.

Two of the Broncho's five homeruns came from the bat of Justin Carroll in this gung-ho, offensively tilted game that left both pitching staffs battered and bruised.

UCO totaled 17 hits to come from behind 7-2 and 11-6 during the game. The Bronchos have won 11 of the last 12 games to improve their record to 23-4 and 4-1 in the LSC North.

In the second inning, Cameron led 7-2 until Bryan Coy and Rothy Briggs both produced two-run homers in the top of the third to close within one run, 7-6.

The Aggies answered with four runs of their own in the bottom of the third to extend their lead to 11-6.

The Bronchos kept picking away at that lead throughout the stretch.

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The intensity level jumped in the top of the ninth after UCO's Bryan Coy hit an RBI single in a two out rally to tie it up at 12 and push the game into extra innings.

The Bronchos made their game-winning move in the top of the tenth to score three.

UCO's Steven Hutcherson led off with a walk and was followed

by David Jones' single to put runners on first and second.

Two outs later, Hutcherson made it home on John Rogers double that gave UCO the 13-12 tie-breaking lead.

Thompson came up with a base hit to left that brought in Jones and Rogers making it a 15-12 Broncho ballgame.

Cameron managed to nail a solo homer in the bottom of the tenth closing the gap, 15-13, but was held there by senior pitcher Anthony Reed for the triumph.

Reed earned the win, giving up two hits and one run while marking six Aggie batters with the "K" during his three innings on the mound.

UCO will host the Southeastern Savages Thursday, March 28 at 1:30 p.m. •

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SPORTS Intramural sports brings competition to school organizations their sneakers, joined their resembled slightly organized street competing.

Intramural basketball held their organization, or put together a rag ball, the name of the game was to Sports Writer tag team to take part in the campus have fun. These games were held final championship at the CO college students, eager recreational and intramural throughout the semester in Hamilton Field House with wacky Wantland Hall and Hamilton Field events like a game of co-ed gotcha to leave the books and basketball program this semester. classroom behind, donned In competitive games that House with forty-five teams and a 3-point shooting contest

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before the actual finals March 12.

Six champions were given bragging rights in their separate divisions of intramural ball. The UCO campus men's intramural champion was Dirty Third with Acacia coming in second.

The Funky Monkeys took the UCO campus women's intramural championship followed by The O's second place finish.

The men's open league was won

by Trouble while The O's took the women's open league championship.

The Cherry Pickers captured the men's "B" league championship.

The final championship was taken

by Superfly JV in the men's recreational league.

The champions and participants received maroon t-shirts claiming that they were "University of Central Oklahoma Champions — Campus Recreation and Intramural Sport Programs."

More important than shirts were the goofy grins of sweaty college students knowing they can still "hoop it up." •

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CHANGES: Officials say online enrollment will benefit students, staff continued from page 4 Each course will have a fivedigit course reference number assigned in the order it was entered into the system, Legere said.

"We won't assign each department a sequence of numbers any more," he said.

Students who are late in paying the tuition will be charged a $40 late fee and additional 1.5% of the outstanding tuition for each month afterward.

The new five-million-dollar administration system•with new software by a Nalvern, Pennsylvania-based company, System Computer and Technology, enabled the convenience of enrolling online, Legere said.

"We've been working on this for a year to a year and a half," Legere said.

"We hope to make it easier for people to enroll, allow them to do it at their convenience, and reduce the amount of time our staff will have to spend enrolling students," he said.

Nicole Bell, applied liberal arts senior, said she likes the idea of

an hour to an hour and a half in enrolling online.

"I remember, especially as a line," Bell said. freshman, you sometimes wait for "A lot of students don't have time to come up here," Bell said.

David Selliman, a service Nr LAURA BELLO representative at the admission and enrollment service office, said Senior Writer he's excited about the new system. nrollment at UCO has "I think it's something that will entered the new millennium. Students can really benefit the students," now avoid the long enrollment Selliman said.

The employees at the lines by enrolling via the enrollment service will be there to Internet.

Enrollment Service Center solve any computer system Coordinator Mathew Terrell said problems and help students who students can enroll anytime after choose to enroll in person, their enrollment time begins.

Selliman said.

Enrollment times are based "This is going to make it easier on the number of credit hours in the long run," Selliman said. completed. Summer and fall Legere said he expects to see enrollment begins April 8 at 5 a.m. for graduate students with good feedback from students.

"People won't have to stand in 27 or more hours completed and April 9 at 5 a.m. for line or camp out the night before undergraduates with 150 or more any more," Legere said. hours completed.

For enrollment dates and other Students can find specific information, log on to enrollment times at www.registrar.ucok.edu . • www.registrar.ucok.edu .

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International fare to add flavor to UCO campus March 29 BY jESSY FUNG

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or those who want to take a break from cafeteria or food court lunches, Friday, March 29 will offer a different option.

"It's our second annual International Food Festival. This year we not only ask individual international student associations to participate but also Multicultural Student Services," said Megumi Fujiwara, chairman of the organizing committee.

"We publicize on-campus as well as off-campus, so the community will know about [international students] and we can gain recognition," she said.

"Last year, President Webb came and visited us. We had a great time and we felt [that we are] a part of UCO family."

She said the festival will serve as a fund-raising event for student associations by selling their native foods.

Fadee Mondalek, the president of International Student Council (ISC) said, "part of the profit will be donated to the European

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Student Association for students who died [in] the car accidents."

"It's a big event for ISC, just like International Fest," he said.

The Activities Director of International Office Jalal Daneshfar said, "it's a wonderful opportunity for our campus community to taste a meal of other cultures at minimal cost."

"Hopefully the weather cooperates. We hope to have music and it'll be fun."

The festival will be start at 11:30 a.m. on the sidewalks around Broncho Lake.

Last year, five international student associations participated and served foods like Chinese fried rice, Japanese soba, and Thai tea.

There will be seven international student associations participating including Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, Morocco, and Thailand, and two multicultural organizations of Asian American and Hispanic student associations.

For more information, contact the International Office at 9742390. •

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The Japan Student Association sells traditional Japanese food items during last year's International Food Festival at UCO. This year's event will start at 11:30 a.m. March 29 on the sidewalks around Broncho Lake. For more information, call the International Office at 974-2390.

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REVIEW Fraternity stereotypes, toilet humor run rampant in Sorority Boys

orority Boys is a comedy about fraternity members and toilet humor directed by Wallace Wolodarsky and stars Barry Watson (7th Heaven, Teaching Mrs. Tingle), Harland Williams (Half Baked, The Whole Nine Yards), and Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Sweet November).

Three Kappa Omega Kappa (KOK, get it?) members are expelled after being accused of stealing the fraternity's social activity funds. In desperation of getting evidence to prove their

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The sorority across the street from the KOK house is Delta Omicron Gamma (DOG), which have been strongly against KOK's disrespectful treatment toward women. The three KOK outcasts end up pledging to the DOG house for free room and board while they continue to plot ways to retrieve a tape showing the real thief. In a twist that the audience can see miles away, Dave/Daisy (Watson) starts to fall for the DOG leader, Leah (Melissa Sagemiller), which causes a few moral dilemmas of the "to tell or not to tell" kind.

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theater expecting an Oscar-worthy film, but halfway through the film I began to lament the two hours of my life that I will never get back.

The writers Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge, who are OU graduates, use every stereotype you can think of to create characters that are grotesque and unsympathetic.

The KOK members are all into drinking and having sex with as many girls as they can. The girls going to the frat house parties are mostly beautiful (in the Barbie-doll way, of course), not exactly too bright, and willing to comply.

The members of DOG, on the other hand, are mostly misfits who are not beautiful in the conventional way and have selfesteem problems. The one exception is Leah because she's Dave's love interest. Even with glasses she is still the blonde beauty with a brain. Yet for all of her smarts, Leah never figures out that the three new members of DOG are really men in drag — and not exactly good at it.

Sure, the filmmakers probably did try to squeeze in some sort of morality lessons like not being afraid of who you are, don't judge a book by its cover or some such things. However, the jokes are so hideous and uninspiring that it's really hard for the audience to find

anything funny or to care about any of the characters.

I love what Rosenbaum has been doing in Smallville, and to have him play a man in drag who starts to care about whether or not his butt looks too big and how the high heels make his legs look slimmer, is just a crime.

Watson's character is supposed to be the one exception to the stereotypical fraternity men because the constant emphasis that he's in search of the girl with whom he can actually have a conversation. Yet through it all, I never really get the sense that °TOUCHSTONE PICTURES. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED he's actually that person. Harland Williams is forced to pose as Williams has always Roberta when his fraternity accuses two of been hilarious on screen, his friends and him of stealing in Sorority and is no exception this Boys. time around. However, his turn as a "sensitive" that is your cup of tea, more power counselor to the sorority girls is a to you. However, I think it might joke. be more productive to spend the This movie is rated R, so expect time to write that term paper due some unnecessary nudity, some wet in a week or just watch American T-shirts and plenty of sex jokes. If Pie again. •

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UCO's gaseous mystery will soon erupt no more

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problems continued to mount around the hole.

"The plumbers nce a ruptured steam and condensation pipe used repaired one leak and for heating Thatcher Hall, another must have UCO's "Old Faithful" will cease popped," said Johnson.

Kevin Williams, to exist when the Physical Plant mechanical engineer in pulls the shut-off valve and the the refrigeration shop, path is abandoned. commented on The geyser of the repairs steam spraying "The plumbers taking so long, into the air near mentioning at Broncho Lake has repaired one leak first, "It didn't been a staple this appear it would semester for and another must be a big anyone visiting have popped." problem." the Nigh Due to the University age of the pipes Center.

—Dennis Johnson and the Dennis chief boiler university's new operator, Johnson, chief heating and air UCO Physical boiler operator Plant system, the for the Physical project is Plant, said those particular pipes expected to be have been in place since 1985, in were repaired in the 90s and had complete approximately two re-constructive work when the months. • lake was put in place.

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REVIEW Ice Age fails to entertain adults; not worth buying ticket The film lacks creativity. It is sad that cartoons are following Hollywood's lead by producing every film with the same generic characters.

Ice Age has Manny, the large and protective woollymammoth. Then he new animated feature film, there is Sid, the small obnoxious Ice Age tells the story of a sloth, woolly mammoth, saber- sidekick who is like a splinter to toothed tiger and five-month-old everyone. (Have I seen this before? human baby trekking across the No, that was Shrek and Monsters near- frozen earth at the dawn of Inc.) Of course the film has its the Ice Age. The movie is a cross villain, Diego, and a small baby who between Three Men and a Baby has been separated from his herd humor with the heart of Homeward and is in the care of three incompetent males. (Three Men and Bound.

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These prehistoric creatures attempt to change a diaper and feed a screaming baby. Meanwhile, a devilish plot is brewing in the mind of the carnivorous tiger.

Ice Age is not like recent animated films, such as Shrek or Monsters Inc., where adult humor is intertwined with children's entertainment. Ice Age is for kids.

a Baby?)

The computer animation is done well — too bad they didn't spend as much time on the plot or developing the characters. Again, the film is created for children.

A lot of screen time is devoted to a squirrel who appears periodically, like the Energizer Bunny, chasing down the last acorn on earth.

Another point to make is that it

is rated PG. There are a lot carnivorous innuendoes. Tigers fantasize about eating humans and not all the animals survive the climate. The subtle violence may be more than a parent would expect from a child's film.

Some college students may enjoy this film, if they are of the breed who wake up at 7 a.m. to catch the Saturday morning cartoons.

Otherwise, Ice Age just isn't that ©2002 20TH CENTURY Fox entertaining and not worth buying Characters Sid, Manny and Diego take care of a lost infant in 20th Century Fox's animated feature Ice Age. the ticket. •

The Volunteer Center of UCO — Connecting the Campus with the Community

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Your world Your chance to make it better If you are interested in these opportunities, like to announce your club's philanthropy project, or would like to know about other ways to get involved in community service projects, you are welcome to come by the Volunteer Center, 115 Nigh University Center, or call 974-2621 February Projects Feb. 5 Accounting Students Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Project (2-5PM) Feb. 9 UCO 4Me Habitat for Humanity Project (8:45-3:30) Feb. 9 Accounting Students Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Project (8:30-11:30AM) Feb. 12 Accounting Students Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Project (2-5PM) Feb. 13 Panhellenic Philanthropy Night Valentines Dance Feb. 16 Panhellenic Habitat for Humanity Project (8:45-330) Feb. 16 Accounting Students Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (8:30-11 :30AM) Feb. 19 Accounting Students Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (2-5PM) Feb. 23 Catholic Student Center for Habitat for Humanity Project (8:45-3:30) Feb. 23 Accounting Students Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (8:30-11:30AM) Feb. 26 Accounting Students Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (2-5PM)

Volunteer Opportunities Pets & People need volunteers to help on Saturdays & Sundays from 1-5pm at metro Petsmart locations. E-mail

ilputerbaugh@hotmail.conk Lion Hospice is looking for volunteers to assist with their various programs. Call the Volunteer Center for more information.

The Latino Community Development Agency needs volunteers to chaperone the Valentine's Dance for the OKC Public Schools Latino High School Clubs, February 15th. Call the Volunteer Center for more information.

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UCO grad to star POLICE BRIEFS in Shakespeare play Larceny

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magine seeing a Shakespeare play performed as it was done in the 17th century with lights never off during the performance, simple set decoration, audience participation, and men playing women's roles.

UCO students and the community members will have a chance to experience a performance of such when the Shenandoah Shakespeare Express touring company presents "Love's Labour's Lost" 8 p.m. April 3 at Mitchell Hall Theatre.

"One of the actors in the company, Tyler Woods, is a UCO graduate," said UCO Associate Professor of Theatre Arts Douglas Getzoff.

Woods was the one that brought up the idea of having Shenandoah Shakespeare Express touring company performing at UCO, Getzoff said.

Woods, who graduated from UCO in May 2000, has been with the company since November.

"I think UCO has a lot to offer, and I want to offer something back," Woods said.

The Shenandoah Shakespeare Company is based in Staunton, Virginia where they rehearse and perform at the Blackfriars Playhouse while not traveling.

Guest director Nick Hutchison of the London Globe and the Royal Shakespeare Company directs "Love's Labour's Lost."

"It's been a pretty great experience touring with the

company," Woods said.

"Some of my friends are still at UCO, and I think this is a nice example of what you can do when you leave school," he said.

Getzoff, who is the technical director for Mitchell Hall Theatre, said he is planning on sitting back and enjoying the performance.

"From what I've heard, they really explore the text and characters," Getzoff said.

About 40 chairs will be placed on the stage for some audience members while the other members sit in the house, Getzoff said.

The performance will be a fundraiser for the Oklahoma Shakespeare in the Park to rebuild the stage in Hafer Park that was burned down in December, Getzoff said.

Another performance, free for UCO students, will be around 11 a.m. on April 4th at the Mitchell Hall Theatre, he said.

Woods has a few stops and performances, including one in Mississippi and one in Ohio, before he comes back to UCO with the Shenandoah Shakespeare Company.

"I'm very much looking forward to coming back to perform on that stage," Woods said.

"I can't wait for everyone to meet the talented and wonderful people that I work with now, and I can't wait for them to meet the talented and wonderful people that I went to school with," Woods said.

Tickets are $15 for adults and $7 for students. For more information, call the Mitchell Hall Theatre box office at 974-3375. •

Informational

Found Property

Mar. 13, 2:05 p.m.

An employee in the University Center Bookstore reported a man attempting to steal textbooks.

Mar. 15, 4:58 p.m.

A black and brown Tommy Hilfiger wallet was found in the Max Chambers Library and turned in to DPS.

Mar. 14, 10:15 a.m.

A DPS officer was dispatched to the Adminisstration building to look for a subject that was throwing away Vista newspapers.

Mar. 13, 11:00 p.m Two floor mats were stolen from Hamilton Field House.

Vandalism

Mar. 19, 7:20 p.m.

A UCO key was seized from a student in the Communications Building. It was given to her by a UCO faculty member. •

Mar. 14, 9:00 a.m.

A student reported that his mountain bike was stolen from outside his Commons apartment.

Mar. 15, 12:00 p.m.

A UCO staff member reported that a digital camera was stolen from the Bronze Book Office.

Mar. 18, 10:56 p.m.

UCO police responded to a report of vandalism at the Commons Apartments.

Harassment Editors Note: Information reported in Police Briefs is taken from UCO' s Department of Public Safety log, which is an open record available to the public upon request.

Mar. 20, 10:14 p.m.

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Associated Press CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (AP) — In a case fraught with irony as well as potential repercussions for how law teachers run their classes, a University of Virginia law student filed a lawsuit charging that a professor assaulted her as part of a classroom demonstration of what constitutes assault.

Marta Sanchez filed a lawsuit in Albemarle County Circuit Court against law professor Kenneth Abraham, claiming that he committed assault and battery against her. The lawsuit seeks $25,000 in compensatory damages and $10,000 in punitive damages.

The university has until April 1 to respond to the lawsuit filed Feb. 26.

The lawsuit stems from an incident last fall in an introductory class Abraham teaches for first-year law students.

As a demonstration of a legal principle known as the "egg-shell skull rule," Abraham touched Sanchez on the shoulder.

Sanchez said the touch — which Abraham has said was a "tap" and Sanchez has described as a "caress" — caused her to experience disturbing memories of rape, pregnancy and abortion that she suffered in her native Panama.

"She brought a lot of baggage with her," said Steven Rosenfield, Sanchez's lawyer. "She had been

terrorized and victimized as a child, and although we don't hold Abraham responsible for what happened to her as a child, what he did is exacerbate and bring to the surface once again her vulnerability to men with authority and power."

That unexpected reaction is an example of what the egg-shell skull rule is meant to cover. The rule says that if a court decides that a wrongful act has occurred, the defendant is responsible for the damage caused by the act, even if the damage is greater than normally expected.

Abraham referred questions on the case to Richard C. Kast in the university's Office of the General Counsel. A university

spokeswoman said Monday that university attorneys do not discuss ongoing cases.

Other professors and legal scholars expressed concern that the lawsuit, if successful, could have a far-reaching effect on how law professors teach their classes.

Law students must face sensitive issues such as rape, pornography, abortion, sexual harassment and the death penalty, said Anne Coughlin, a criminalprocedure and feminist-theory specialist at U.Va. "Given the stuff I teach, this scares me out of my wits," she said. "I have to talk about issues that are much more explosive than a torts suit. I teach rape and police brutality and you name it,

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AROUND THE NATION Klan mural's fate determined

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Associated Press BLOOMINGTON, Ind. (AP) — A- mural from the 1930s that includes images of the Ku Klux Klan will remain hanging in an Indiana University classroom, despite objections from the university's Black Student Union.

Chancellor Sharon Stephens Brehm announced the mural's fate Monday, saying that removing it would be akin to hiding part of the state's past. She did, however, agree to step up the school's policy of explaining the mural to incoming students and launched a new fund dedicated to promoting multicultural art across campus.

"I am convinced that moving or covering the mural would be morally wrong because it would, in effect, do what (the artist) refused to do. That is it would hide the shameful aspects of Indiana's past," Brehm said.

The mural in question is one of 26 panels painted by Thomas Hart Benton for the 1933 Chicago World's Fair. In total, the mural was 250 feet long and gave an artistic rendering of the social and industrial history of the state.

Indiana was a Klan stronghold in the 1920s, and one panel shows several white-hooded Klansmen burning a cross. That

image is surrounded by others, including journalists, who eventually broke the political power of the Klan, and nurses caring for both black and white children.

A plaque placed near the mural explains that it is not intended to glorify the Klan, and professors are supposed to show students a video explaining the work at the start of each semester.

But students say that rarely happens, and many complain that the mural is a distraction.

"If you are an African American, if you don't know the history of the mural, if you have no context in which to interpret it, and if you have no choice about seeing it, it's quite likely this will be an unpleasant and discomforting experience," Brehm said. "And it's particularly discomforting on a campus where African American students are only 4 percent of our student body and 4 percent of our faculty."

So Brehm said she has taken it upon herself to ensure that diversity on the 37,000-student campus improved.

Her goals include: raising $1 million to pay for multicultural art projects; allotting more than $1 million to initiatives aimed at recruiting minority faculty and retaining minority students; and giving an annual "State of

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Shannon Walden, political action chairman for the Black Student Union, said Brehm's commitments to diversity exceeded the group's expectations.

"Our bigger issue was diversity on campus, but we realized that we had to start small, so that was the mural," Walden said. "But we didn't expect this amount of accountability. We can now say the chancellor knows what's supposed to happen, and she's responsible for it."

Brehm also said a new educational video about the mural would be produced with the help of the Black Student Union.

The university will make sure the video is shown on the first day of each semester and is followed by a class discussion.

Also, each student who will have a class in the lecture room will receive an e-mail explaining the mural.

"I understand why it's not being taken down," Walden said.

"I think the mural is now going to serve as much more of a teaching tool." •

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The raid, codenamed Formidable, was part of a five week initiative targeting street robbery, burglary and drug dealing.

In London, street crime has skyrocketed, with 19,248 robberies reported between September and November 2001, up more than 100 percent from the 8,614 robberies during the same period the previous year.

Much of the crime wave involves a massive rise in the theft of mobile phones — with more than 700,000 stolen in Britain last year, the government says.

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LONDON (AP) — Scotland Yard has swapped its speedy squad cars for a cumbersome doubledecker bus in its latest bid to tackle the capital's spiraling crime rate.

The traditional red London bus, usually packed with commuters, was crammed with police Friday CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — night, as officers relied on the Visitors on a tour bus saw that element of surprise to raid a north tempers can sometimes rise even in London bar. the nation's most polite city.

Before suspects could flee the Two competing tour guides got "Sparrowhawk" pub, 78 officers into a fistfight at the Charleston leapt off the bus and stormed the Visitors Center on Tuesday building, arresting 10 people on afternoon after one of them drugs charges. accused the other of stealing Superintendent Simon O'Brien, CLEARFIELD, Pa. (AP) — A customers, police said. who was in charge of the raid, said man was rescued from an Terrill Leff, a licensed guide the bus was symptomatic of police overturned logging truck, only to with Charleston Tours, started to innovation and the determination be killed by a coal truck. argue with Marvin Katzen, owner to tackle hard drugs.

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SHREWSBURY, N.J. (AP) — Cash wasn't the only demand from a bank robbery suspect; she also was hoping the bank would provide a getaway driver.

Nira Kay Nevins, 52, of Perth Amboy, was captured less than 40 yards from the bank, just moments after she fled with $5,000.

She was charged Wednesday with robbery, making terrorist threats and kidnapping. She could receive 55 years in prison if convicted on all charges.

Authorities said Nevins went to the Community Bank of New Jersey branch in Shrewsbury and gave the bank manager a plastic bag to fill with money. She claimed to have a gun.

Nevins then demanded that someone give her a ride, authorities said.

A teller left the bank with the suspect and employees immediately called police.

"Part of the reason why she was apprehended so quickly is the teller

had an anti-theft device on her steering wheel which took a long time to unlock," Kenneth Keller, a prosecutor said.

Nevins, who did not have a weapon, was being held on $250,000 bail.

ITHACA, N.Y. (AP) — Coincidences were flying when a man was arrested and charged with stealing a bird feeder from Cornell University's Lab of Ornithology.

University police charged James Buzzard, 43, who lives on Cardinal Drive, with stealing the feeder from the lab on Sapsucker Woods Drive.

According to police, Buzzard was apparently intoxicated when he entered a storage shed on the lab's property on Monday and tried to steal a $300 bird feeder and a mo-ped.

Buzzard was spotted by someone who called the police.

He was arraigned and held on $7,500 cash bail or $15,000 bail bond.

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STRANGE: City considers ordinance regarding droppings from buggy horses continued from page 18 LOYAL, Wis. (AP) — Some residents are making a stink about droppings from horses that pull Amish buggies through town.

City officials are considering an ordinance that would require buggy operators to clean up after their horses or attach bags to catch the droppings before they can hit the pavement.

Mayor Art Olsen said he has talked to Amish elders about the matter, but "they say the cars pollute more than their horses do."

Emmanuel Miller, an Amish man who represented fellow Amish residents at a City Council meeting Tuesday night, said a waste catcher attached to a buggy to collect horse manure could pose a safety hazard, spooking a horse if it bumps against the animal's hind legs.

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Investigators said she even turned back the store's surveillance video to cover up the crime.

But the Jefferson County jury found her innocent on all charges Wednesday. Cromer's lawyer, Robert Taaffe, said the evidence against his client was weak.

LITTLETON, Colo. (AP) — Two firefighters have been disciplined for playing a game in which losers placed a rubber ball between their buttocks while washing the fire station's dishes.

The incident came to light Wednesday when KUSA-TV in Denver aired photos of the firefighters involved in what was HILLSBORO, Mo. (AP) — A dubbed "butt ball." A city jury acquitted a convenience store employee complained about the clerk accused of stealing a winning practice in July and the firefighters jackpot lottery ticket. were suspended for 48 hours Prosecutors said Chastity without pay in September and Cromer, 29, was stealing about 30 October.

"You're upset, you're outraged but more than anything you're disappointed," City Councilwoman Rebecca Kast said Thursday.

Under the game, firefighters threw a racquet ball at a windchime and the person who missed had to do the dishes. When supervisors were not present, the losers also had to place a ball, covered in a latex glove, between their buttocks.

One of the broadcast photographs showed a man doing the dishes with his trousers and underwear around his ankles.

Kast said the behavior of two firefighters shouldn't tarnish the reputation the 165-member department.

The city would not release the names or ranks of those disciplined. Officials determined 13 other firefighters did not violate any policies.

In a written statement, City Manager Jim Woods said he was disappointed by the firefighters' behavior. "Clearly, some of them crossed the line," he said.

City spokeswoma Kelli Narde would not say whether any women were asked to participate in the game but said there were no findings of sexual harassment.

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Show times are Tuesday through Thursday at 3 p.m.; Friday at 3, 6, and 8 p.m.; Saturday at noon, 2, 4, 6, and 8 p.m.; and Sunday at 2, 4, 6, and 8 p.m. Admission to the Omniplex is $7.50 for adults, $6 for seniors, $5 for youth and $5 for children. For more information, call 602-6664.

• The Department of Theatre, Dance and Media Arts of

UCO College of Arts, Media and Design is presenting the world concert premiere of "The Persistence of the Heart...in the red, red earth" chorographed by Loretta Livingston, performed by the UCO Kaleidoscope Dance Company and UCO dance faculty 8 p.m. from March 28 to 30 at the Mitchell Hall Theatre. Admission is free with a valid UCO ID, $10 for adults, $7 for seniors, and $5 for non-UCO students. For more information, call Mitchell Hall Theatre box office at 974-3375.

Theater • The Civic Center Music Hall, 201 N. Walker, will present Rent, the Tony and Pulitzer Prize-winning musical, from April 2 to 7. Tickets are $27.50 to $50. For more information, call 297-3375.

• The Jewel Box Theatre, 3700 N. Walker, will present Steel Magnolias 8 p.m. Wednesday through Saturday and 2:30 p.m Sunday from March 6 through 30. Tickets are $10 for adults and $5 for students. For more information, call 521-1786.

• The Synchronicity Theatre Company will present Waiting for Godot at 8 p.m.

Thursdays through Saturdays from March 29 to April 20 at Studio 207at 7210 Broadway

Extension. Admissions are $12. For more information, call 879-2191.

Exhibits • The Oklahoma City Museum of Art will present Dale Chihuly: An Inaugural Exhibition through August 4 inside the Donald W. Reynolds Visual Arts Center at 415 Couch Dr. Admission is $7 for adults, $5 for seniors and students, and free for children under 5. The hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday to Saturday, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. on Thursdays, and 1 to 5 p.m. on Sundays. For more information, call 236-3100.

• The Sam Noble Oklahoma Museum of Natural History in Norman, 1335 Asp, is presenting Exhibition: Birds in Flight, a collection of stop-action photographs by Russell Hansen through Aug. 4. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Monday through Saturday and 1 to 5 p.m.on Sunday.

For more information, call 325-4712.

• The UCO college of Arts, Media and Design will present Nearly Always Horses, an exhibit featuring works by Jean Artman Campbell from April 4 to 21 at the Donna Nigh Gallery on the 4th floor of the Nigh University Center. Admission is free. For more information, call Zina Gelona at 974-2432. •

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Faculty members in the Special Education Program at the University of Central Oklahoma are inviting undergraduate and graduate students to enroll in courses designed to prepare special educators. Courses can lead to a Bachelor of Science in Education, Master of Education or Certification in Special Education. Public schools are continually looking to hire teachers to teach students who experience mild-moderate or severe-profound disabilities.

The Special Education Program at UCO is nationally recognized.

Excellent opportunity for funding (tuition waiver/stipend) is available for a limited number of individuals. Applications for admission are accepted on a continuous basis. For more information contact Cindy Hendrix, Department of Special Services, Chambers Library, Room 315, 100 North University Drive, Edmond, OK 73034, phone (405)974-5714 or email chendrixAucok.edu . UCO has a strong commitment to diversity and actively seeks applications from all interested individuals.

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Over the break I noticed that some people took advantage of the warmer weather to try some of the new styles offered by stores.

Seeing some of these people brought back memories about my advice column days.

Look in a mirror, people!

I will admit that I am not one of the more stylish people on campus. Most days you'd be lucky to see me in anything more upscale than jeans and a sweatshirt. However, my eyesight is sharp enough that I can see when something is wrong. Some of the things I've seen are enough to put People Magazine's Worst Dressed List nominees look like fashion plates.

So without further ado, I will provide some sensible fashion advice. Get ready to cancel your Vogue subscriptions.

Rule No. 1: Sweats and shimmer do not a happy pair make. I encountered a lady at the grocery store over spring break who was wearing a sequined blouse with her fleece warm-ups.

protruding tummies should not wear low-cut jeans. It's not sexy.

It's not attractive. It makes me ill. Stop it.

Rule No. 3: Hair clips are cute, and sometimes necessary.

However, please do not wear more of them than you have teeth. I realize this may be difficult for those people from rural trailer park-style communities, but deal with it.

Shave your head if necessary.

Rule No. 4: Baggy pants are great - I love them myself, but wearing ones that are too loose invites disaster. When you're not showing the world your brand new undies (or worse), you'll be clutching at them trying not to trip and fall. Learn what a belt is.

Learn to use it. Your plumber doesn't need the competition.

Rule No. 5: I will probably get some argument about this one, but please hide your bra straps, ladies. So I'm old-fashioned. So what? I was raised with the notion that the only women allowed to show their undergarments are strippers or lingerie models. That leaves the rest of us with the option of wearing a strapless bra with that cute little tank top.

Above all, try to show some decency in your appearance. You never know when your future employer could be watching. •

Beth Hull's column appears every Thursday in The Vista.

You can reach her via e-mail at stanggirl70@yahoo.com .

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Campus Events Thursday

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For Mar. 28 - April 2 Saturday

• The Buddhist Learning International Student Society is holding mass at 7:30 p.m. following confession at 7:15 p.m. holding the 3rd Oklahoma Buddhist Conference from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. at the Liberal Arts Building. Registration is For more information, call Carl Erickson at 341-6300. needed. For more information, call Dr. Wayne Stein at 974• The Nepal Student Association is holding a board 5618. meeting at 2 p.m. in the Business Building, Room 203. For • The European Student Association is hosting the Play more information, call Prakash at 715-2752.

Soccer in the Name of Friendship from noon to 3 p.m. at • The UCO Men's Soccer Club is holding a practice at the World Class Sports Complex off 33rd Street between 5:30 p.m. at the Fire Station Soccer Field. For more Kelly and Santa Fe to raise funds for the family of the two European students who died in a car accident. For more information, contact Jalal at 974-2377. information, call Kalin Kassabov at 408-1518.

• The UCO Swing Dance Club is holding a meeting and dance at 7 p.m. in Room 202 of the Nigh University Center.

Dance lessons will be offered. For more information, call Danny at 974-4010.

• The UCO Catholic Student center, 321 E. Clegem, is hosting a supper at 7 p.m. For more information, call Carl • The Toastmasters Club is holding a regular meeting at 1 Erickson at 341-6300. p.m. in Room 320B of Nigh University Center. For more information, call Michael at 359-2702.

• The UCO Bahai Association is holding devotions from 10 to 10:30 a.m. at the Edmond Bahai Center, 321 E. Campbell. For more information, call Diba at 557-5420.

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• The Friends of the Library of the UCO, the UCO foundation, the Liberal Arts Visiting Scholars Program and The Creative Studies Writers Institute is holding a poetry reading featuring Silvia Curbelo at 8 p.m. on the 2nd floor of the Chambers Library. For more information, call Jane Taylor at 974-2878.

Tuesday • The UCO Catholic Student Center is holding the rosary at 12:05 p.m. by Broncho Lake. For more information, call Carl Erickson at 341-6300.

• The UCO Catholic Student Centeris holding the Cafe Scriptura (Scripture Coffeehouse) at 7:30 p.m. at 321 E. Clegem Ave. For more information, call Carl Erickson at 341-6300.

• The Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship is having a meeting at 7:30 p.m. in the Nigh University Center, Room 304.

• The Circle K International is holding a general meeting at 1:30 p.m. in Room 322 of Univeristy Center. For more information, call Jalal at 974-2377.

• The Buddhist Learning International Student Society is • The Baptist Collegiate Ministry is holding an holding the 3rd Oklahoma Buddhist Conference from 6:30 International Second Sunday Supper at 4:30 p.m. at the • The Department of Theatre, Dance and Media Arts will to 9 p.m. at the Bahai center on 321 E. Campbell. BCM. For more information, call Allison Franklin at 974- present the One Act Play Festival at 8 p.m. in the Pegasus Registration is needed. For more information, call Dr. 4194.

Theatre of the Liberal Arts Building. For more inforrmation, Wayne Stein at 973-5618. call 974-5511. • • The UCO F/64 Society (Photo Club) is holding a photography field trip which will meet at noon in Room 104 of Communications Building. For more information, call Dr. Isbill at 974-5887.

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Monday • The UCO Catholic Student Center is holding the rosary at 12:05 p.m. by Broncho

in its entirety. The complete feature can be viewed 24 hours a day at The Vista's website, www..thevistaonline.cam.

To list your event in Thursday's paper, forms must be submitted by the preceding Friday at 4 p.m. Forms are available in The Vista office, Room 107 in the Communications Building. For more information, call Jera at 974-5549.

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ENTERS-Get $20,000 coverage for 17-$22 per month! Great auto rates or good students too. Call Michelle at 40-4998 for free quote.

0 YOU THINK you might be regnant and need a free confidential regnancy test or someone to talk to? all Birth Choice of Edmond at 330111.

YPING, $1.25/page, all formats. all Sarah at 359-1696, 4-7pm eekdays or anytime weekends.

EMPLOYMENT 1500 WEEKLY potential mailing ur circulars. No experience required. ree information packet. Call 203-683202.

AST LANES is now hiring carwash ttendants, lube techs,. cashiers, sales cps. We offer complete training, dvancement opportunities, great pay. pply at 2220 S Broadway in Edmond across from Taco Cabana).

T/FT positions, earn top dollar, lexible work schedule, no experience ecessary. Call Tim at 476-7672 or 47-9000.

CERTIFIED instructors in after school programs: Early childhood, Reading, Math, Study Skills and English. Near completion of teaching degree may be considered. Sylvan Learning Center, 842-7323. (Ask for Mary or Cheryl.)

TRAPPER FISHCAMP & Grill now hiring experienced servers, bartenders, hosts & cooks. Great pay, flexible hours. Apply 2-4 pm at 4300 W Reno, OKC or call for appt at 943-9111.

PT CUSTOMER Service associates needed nights and weekends. Apply at 3600 W Reno, Bob Mills Furniture.

COFFEE CREEK Golf Course needs grill/beverage cart help. Flexible hours. Full or part time, 340-4653.

BUSINESS GROWING. Several PT positions available. We pay $10/hr for energetic telephone work educating senior citizens on healthcare issues.

Morning shift 9-1, evening shift 1:305:30 M-F. No experience preferred, we will train. Business located on N Classen Blvd. Soon moving to Edmond. Call Jeff or Carl between 8:30-9am or 1-1:30pm (M-F) at 8791888.

DOWNTOWN OKC dental office seeking energetic, motivated, longterm, PT front desk assistant M-F 8noon. No weekends! Call Cynthia at 232-8743.

YARD WORK, spring clean-up, light gardening. Transportation provided, call 341-3062.

LOOKING for a summer job? The American Red Cross of Central Oklahoma is looking for water safety instructor coordinators for pool locations in the metro area.

Requirements include a current Red Cross WSI certificate and 2 years experience. Call 23 2-71 21 for an application.

PAID INTERNSHIP, must have experience typing on a computer or typewriter. Must have great desire to learn more about the photography business, 390-5400.

TCIM SERVICES is now hiring full time day and part time evening outbound telemarketers. No experience needed. Unlimited earning potential.

Call Michelle for an interview, 3597444.

CELLULAR CONNECTIONS, PT telemarketing, make your own hours.

Hourly + commissions. Call 348-8884.

FRATERNITIES *SORORITIES CLUBS * STUDENT GROUPS Earn $1000-$2000 with the easy Campusfundraiser.com three hour fundraising event. Does not involve credit card applications. Fundraising dates are filling quickly, so call today!

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OKC BUSINESS is looking for talented web designer. Must be professional and dependable. Call 2269605.

SALES MANAGER The Oklahoman is looking for PT Sales Mgr for our Circulation Dept.

The ideal candidate will be responsible, have door-to-door sales experience and a clean driving record.

The PAID INTERNSHIPS. Hourly wage + commission. Vehicle Oklahoma City National Memorial included. Please send resume to The Institute for the Prevention of Daily Oklahoman, Attn: Human Terrorism (MIPT) is currently offering Resources, P 0 Box 25125, OKC, OK two PT paid internships for students 73125 or fax to 405-475-3970. interested in issues relating to terrorism and counterterrorism. Pay is between $8 and $10/hr. See "Positions BUSY SALON & SPA needs hair Available" at www.mipt.org for stylist. Excellent pay and flexible details. schedule. Call Mary at 330-8543.

NEED NANNY for summer. Good pay, must be qualified. Call Scott at 302-1956 or 340-5014.

WILLING TO EDUCATE highly motivated individual for rewarding career in financial services. Fax resume to 1-877-895-6021 or call toll free 1-877-895-6021.

CHIROPRACTIC assistant needed for PT position M-F 2-6pm. Must have pleasant personality and interact well with patients. Computer and typing skills required. Call 752-8819 to schedule interview.

NEED COLLEGE student to babysit 3 school-age children 3 afternoons a week. Must have dependable transportation to take children to activities. Need someone who enjoys children and displays Christian values.

Call 330-0006, ask for Tricia.

NEED RIDE to UCO on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Need to be there by 8am. Live close to Warr Acres.

Willing to pay. Call for details. Call 720-5966.

DO YOU NEED CASH? Life has its UPS. $8.50/hr plus raises, tuition reimbursement for PT supervisors, three PT shifts. Paid medical/ dental/ life insurance; paid holidays & vacations, weekends off, advancement opportunities. Call 948-2405 UPS is an EOE. PT CHILDCARE givers needed 2:30-6pm. Any mornings hours available? $6.25/hr, call 330-3077.

EDMOND FAMILY needs aide for boy with autism, evenings and weekends, extended summers hours.

Special Ed or Speech Path major preferred. Excellent English required.

Professional training provided. 3591696 or 922-4032.

SALESMAN WANTED Experienced in roofing, home improvements and insurance negotiation a plus, but will train the right person. Good summertime job for students. Fax resume to 405-755-7590 or call 405455-7500.

FOR RENT 1 & 2 BEDROOM APTS, Duplexes & Townhomes, Kennedy Place Apts, 1010 N Kennedy, Edmond (Across from UCO), 341-7911. Visit us on the web at: www.kennedyplace.com Welcome Students!

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