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COSTLY DEADBEATS BY DICK DORWORTH
“deadbeat” A person unable to pay his bills Someone of low financial standing An undesirable target for a sales pitch
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Above, top to bottom (photos taken Oct. 2): a female mallard duck paddles at Greenhorn pond. A Canada goose takes flight at the pond.
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A squirrel goes nuts at Perkins Lake earlier this fall.
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arlier this year, Idaho made deadbeat headlines around the world when the state legislature managed to cut off $16 million in federal funds to help Idaho track those who owe child-support payments and deduct those payments from their paychecks. But, according to Representatives Heather Scott of Blanchard and Sheryl Nuxoll of Cottonwood, among others, accepting such federal funds would possibly subject Idaho to ‘Sharia Law.’ So they feared. So they thought. While it is probably impossible to untangle the knots of their fears and deadbeat thinking processes, the world press had a lot of fun reporting them. The Daily Beast referred to Idaho as a “Haven for Deadbeat Dads” and headlined a story about Republicans bickering with Republicans over the issue “GOP to GOP: ‘Sharia Law’ Fearmongering Helping Deadbeat Dads.” Liberals Unite News Magazine headlined “Idaho Takes A Stand Against Sharia Law (And Child Support Payments).” If Scott, Nuxoll and the Idaho Legislature were sincerely interested in deadbeat accountability, a mirror would suffice. But they’re not, as evidenced by the fact that Idaho’s entire enviCourtesy photo ronment and economy is severely impacted by Dick Dorworth is a Blaine County four of the largest, most resident, author and former world expensive deadbeats in record holder for speed on skis. western America living Visit his website and blog at dicknext door in Washing- dorworth.com. ton. They are far more worthy of taking a stand against than the obsessed fantasy of Sharia Law governing Idaho. The biggest of the four is 3,791 feet wide and 100 feet tall and goes by the name of Lower Monumental Dam. It is certainly monumental, a monumental deadbeat at the center (sic) of what Idaho Rivers United (IRU) terms “…one of the country’s biggest ongoing environmental boondoggles.” The other, slightly smaller deadbeat dams are known as Lower Granite, Little Goose and Ice Harbor. These and other deadbeat dams have turned the once vital, healthy Snake River into a putrid mix of canals and squalid reservoirs that cost taxpayers millions of dollars every year and, more significantly, have destroyed large swaths of Idaho’s environment and wildlife. Two hundred years ago between 5 and 8 million wild adult salmon returned each year from the Pacific Ocean to the Snake River. An estimated 25,000 to 35,000 sockeye salmon made it 900 miles and 6,500 vertical feet to Redfish Lake each year, giving the lake its name. Today, because of those deadbeat dams, every species of Snake River salmon is either extinct or on the endangered species list. There are years when no salmon make it to the lake, which took its name from them. Most fish that do make it to Redfish are hatchery-bred as part of an expensive, complicated Idaho Fish and Game program designed to avoid holding deadbeat dams accountable. One report justified this ongoing environmental boondoggle with “…it’s too risky to rely solely on nature to recover sockeye.” It’s a risk worth taking. Nature is reliable. Tear down the deadbeat dams and the sockeye and other salmon species will do just fine. They will return to Idaho and heal large parts of the environment, improve the economy and give the state legislature better things to grapple with than an irratiotws nal fear of Sharia Law.
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