The Wessex Wire (December 2011)

The Wessex Wire The Student Newspaper of West Essex Regional High School

Vol. XLVI No. 3

West Essex High School, 65 West Greenbrook Road, North Caldwell, N.J.

December 2011

Principal and directors appointed

serve in two positions until his place in the Science Department is filled.

Gupta, who has been the Science The Board of Education appointed Mr. Supervisor since 2008, expressed Gary Suda, current Livingston Assistant sadness over leaving his students, as Principal and West Caldwell resident, as this is the first time in 15 years that the new West Essex principal on Nov. 7. he will not be working directly in Mr. Suda will take his position on Jan. 2, the classroom. “It was very difficult 2012, and his contract runs through June to say goodbye to my second period 30, 2012.

Physics class,” said Mr. Gupta.

The Board of Education also ap- On the plans he has for his new pointed current Supervisor of the Sci- position, he said, “I hope to estabences and Industrial Arts Mr. Ryan lish more verGupta as the new Ditical alignment rector of Curriculum within the curand Instruction at the riculum. There Nov. 7 meeting. are some gaps “I have established in the content positive relationships as well as some with community memunneeded repetbers.” said Mr. Suda. itiveness from “To serve communiy e a r t o y e a r. ” ties I hold in such high He is working regard as a principal closely with the leader is an absolute school’s superhonor.” visors and elePhoto by of Ryan Towey Mr. Suda was atmentary school Mr. Suda with Mrs. Longo before tracted to the West teachers from Essex community by its Eighth Grade Orientation at the the sending dishigh school on Dec. 7. “standard of exceltricts to create lence in academics, an educational athletics and the arts.” He will work experience that is carefully developed alongside Superintendent Barbara from kindergarten until high school Longo and current Interim Principal graduation.

Juliann Hoebee, who will return to Mr. Gupta also hopes to bring new her post as assistant principal at the perspective to the community. “I start of Mr. Suda’s tenure. don’t think the community fully re “We are all eager to help him make the alizes what an incredible all-around transition to a new school community,” program our school district offers the said Mrs. Longo. students. In my tenure as Director of Mr. Suda said that he hopes to use Curriculum and Instruction, I hope to his leadership skills “to enhance West emphasize our district’s dedication to Essex’s vision of success,” and that providing students with a complete his initial goal is “to become familiar learning experience.” with the staff and the student body.” Other new appointments include Mr. Gupta said, “Because of the Interim Director of Special Education great number of tasks that need to Ms. Susan Vonsover. She can often be be taken care of as both a Science seen observing in many classrooms of Supervisor and a Director of Cur- the high school. “I try to visit as many riculum and Instruction, I spend a lot classes as I can, because I learn so much of hours organizing each work day so about our school culture this way,” said that I don’t neglect any of my respon- Mrs. Vonsover. “I enjoy meeting the sibilities.” Mr. Gupta will continue to students and seeing teachers teach.”

by Ryan Towey ’12

Inside This Issue:

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Features

Masquers present “Noises Off,” the play within a play.

Photo courtesy of Mrs. Sharon Pezzuti Photo courtesy of Maria Picariello

Top: Field hockey celebrates their state championship win. Bottom: After playing at MetLife Stadium, the football team shows off their state championship trophy. For more information about the wins, see page 12.

News Briefs

Book drive

Reported by Jack Boyd-Dias ’12, Vin Cosenzo ’12 and Ryan Rinsky ’12

The English National Honors Society is holding a book drive for School No. 7 in Paterson, N.J. on Dec. 23. “It’s been slow to start but we have picked up progress nicely.

Ms. Zuppa and I are still accepting donations until Dec. 23,” said Ms. Macaluso. All of the books donated should be appropriate for students grades five through eight.

Gift wrapping Ms. Decker’s class will be providing gift wrapping services through Dec. 22. Any present, any size, is just one dollar. All you need to do is grab an order form from the office and drop the gift off in room 409. All the money will be going toward a class trip to the Willowbrook Mall and a pizza party. If wrapping gifts is not your forte, drop your presents off soon because it gets pretty busy closer to the holidays.

Toy Drive

The Spanish club is sponsoring a toy and clothing drive that started on Dec. 5, and will end, Dec. 19. They are looking for new toys to be dropped off in the collection boxes located in rooms 808 and 809. “We are collecting toys to donate to a church in Paterson. A lot of these kids are not wealthy and it is nice to give back to the community, especially for the holidays,” said Spanish Club President, senior Marco Glinbizzi.

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Sports

The Knight is crowned King, W.E. football wins states.

Photos courtesy of Maria Picariello and Geena Martorana

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Decision 2012: Seniors prepare to vote Friends, family reflect on Derek DeRosa’s life

Rick Perry, current Governor of Texas, conforms to the general Republican consensus of less federal involvement, he points to his job creation record in Texas as a major credential.

Perry seems to be the token Texan candidate. He is strong on social issues in the eyes of conservatives and vehemently opposes economic regulation.

His lack of debating skills, however, leave much to be desired, and continuous gaffes in debates have the Republicans questioning whether or not he could beat President Obama. Furthermore, his advertisements on his faith may be pushing him farther towards the fringe of the Republican Party.

“He has a base with evangelical Christians but is having trouble garnering support in other areas of the Republican Party,” said senior Matthew Branco.

“Gingrich nearly lost all of his staff earlier in the campaign and now is remarkably making a comeback as the new flavor of the month,” said junior Bryan Daowdat.

“Derek Robert DeRosa was a charac-

ter, unlike anyone you will ever meet,” said his brother, sophomore Dave DeRosa. Derek’s life was cut short when he passed away on Tuesday, Oct. 25 due to a fatal gunshot wound. Derek was a Fairfield resident who attended West Essex and graduated in the class of 2006.

While at West Essex, he was an active participant of the fencing program and the Boy Scouts.

His passing hit close to home for some West Essex students who knew DeRosa and his family. Dave DeRosa said, “One really cool thing was he never backed down from anything, but he always stood up for himself and for his friends and family.”

Derek was a local tattoo artist and body piercer. He also had many tattoos himself, his last one being a Shakespeare quote: “these violent delights have violent ends.”

“It’s actually really ironic, how he lived his life and how it was ended,” said Dave.

“He always put others before himself. People say he lived a life of a 100-year-old person in his short 22

years. He was always the life of the party,” said DeRosa.

Close friend of the DeRosa brothers, sophomore Wanderson Braz, remembers the 22-year-old. Braz said, “He was definitely different. He was always smiling and acting happy. I remember when he came in to talk to our grade about not getting into drugs.”

Braz and Dave DeRosa also remember Derek’s love for music and animals. “He had all different kinds of pets. Any animal you could think of, he probably had as a pet,” said Braz.

Another friend of the DeRosa family, sophomore Chris Servidio, referred to Derek as “a very inspiring person. He made a lot of people believe that they could have fun and enjoy themselves, and he always loved to help people out and give advice. He was really good at what he did.”

Respects were paid at Derek’s wake and funeral at Bizub-Quinlan Funeral Home in Clifton on Oct. 31. Before DeRosa passed, he requested to a friend that everyone wear white to his funeral because black was too depressing. The weekend following Derek’s death, Northern New Jersey experienced its first snowfall of the season, and everything was white.

Michele Bachmann, Minnesota Representative, is pro-life from the point of conception and is opposed to same sex marriage. She states that every child needs a mother and father. She makes it a point to ensure that if elected President, she would repeal Obama’s healthcare overhaul.

Bachmann has very passionate supporters, but unfortunately for her, there are only a few of them. As a self-proclaimed spokesperson for the Tea Party, some of her views are radical and she has little to no chance of winning the Republican nomination.

“If you ask me, Bachmann never really had a chance. It only looked like that for a while because of the attention that the media gave her,” said senior Alejandro Alvarez.

Photos courtesy of Dave DeRosa

Photo courtesyof nnbd.com

Mitt Romney, former Governor of Massachusetts, stands for less government regulation of the economy and a reduction in government spending. In terms of social issues, he is pro-life, anti-gay marriage and pro-death penalty. He has vowed to repeal Obama's healthcare plan and wants to reform Medicare.

The perception of Romney being a flipflopper caused his poll numbers to stay rather stagnant, and leaves the Republican base looking for a new front runner every few weeks. Still, Romney has been the leader in the field, but fellow candidate Newt Gingrich is quickly rising to be his equal.

“All of the Republican candidates are wrapped in scandal. Romney is the best because he is smarter in terms of raw intelligence,” said senior Ben Einhorn.

Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, is a vehement opponent of abortion and same sex marriage. He believes that only strong leadership can balance the budget. On the topic of government agencies, Gingrich is in favor of severely cutting back on the Department of Education and the Environmental Protection Agency.

Since the beginning of the campaign for the nomination, Gingrich received criticism for his lackluster campaigning. Despite this, his poll numbers have skyrocketed in November and December. With the Iowa caucus and New Hampshire primary coming up, Gingrich looks to be the candidate that can challenge Mitt Romney for the top spot. It remains to be seen whether or not Gingrich is just another flash in the pan or if he is here to stay.

by Val Panza ’13

Photo courtesy of bachmann.house.gov

Photo courtesy of race42012.com

This year’s senior class will be eligible to vote in the 2012 presidential election. The campaign for the Republican nominees is well underway, and the race includes the following candidates:

Photo courtesy of newtorg.com

by Steven Czachor ’12

Top Right: Derek spends time with his brother, Dave Derosa, at the shore. Bottom: Derek shows off his tattoo inspired by Shakespeare.

Opinion

December 2011 Issue 3

Sandusky scares potential students

Editorial

It is the goal of educators to create and reward excellence, but in their efforts to do so, they sometimes implement policies that are detrimental to student achievement. In the place of the Superintendent’s List and Honor Roll, West Essex has a new system of recognition for student grades. The High Honor Roll is now reserved for all students who receive no lower than an A- in any of their classes. The Honor Roll is now for all students who receive no lower than a B- in any class.

While this policy may seem fair and inclusive, it is unfair to the students who bring themselves to face the most challenging courses. For example, students in Advanced Placement Calculus BC will inevitably have a harder time receiving A’s in their course than students in a lower level math. The Wire acknowledges that students who receive A’s in any course are working hard, but it is undeniable that the workload in an AP or Honors class is significantly more rigorous than that in a CPA class.

Students who choose to take more difficult classes should be rewarded for challenging themselves. Instead, the school’s new policy discourages students from taking higher level classes. It must return to an ideology that takes the rigor of a course into account. An A in a high level class should be considered to carry more weight than an A in a lower level class. This is the only way for students to have motivation to succeed in the face of a challenging course.

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Applying to a school affected by scandal tention to a school is enough to scare off interested students.

My Uncle Pat, along with every Senior Jamie Blumas has planned other adult I come into contact with, on applying to Penn State University recently asked me what college I was Park ever since she started thinking interested in. about college her junior year and just Upon hearing my reply “Penn recently sent in her application.

State,” he just stared at me blankly. “You can’t judge Penn State’s aca “Well isn’t that…nice,” was his demic value based off the actions of one only response. person, but [the scandal] would definitely It’s common knowledge that the make me think twice about accepting Penn State football scandal involving admissions there,” said Blumas. the Nittany Lions’ assistant coach Jerry While recent events have given Sandusky’s sexual molestation charg- prospective students much to think es and head about, many coach people Joe Pacurrently terno has studying at grabbed the univernational sity have attennever seen tion. a reason to With stop havseniors ing pride all over in their the counschool. try send“ P e n n ing in State can’t applica be repretions to sented by differthe acts Photo courtesy of Kristi Kovats ent colof a few leges, Students at Penn State rally to show their solidarity in the m e n , ” students s a i d face of a sex scandal controversy. m a y Univerthink sity Park again about wanting to become a part freshman and West Essex alum Kristi of the Penn State community. But can Kovats. “It’s more than just a football a single event accurately define the school.” reputation of an entire university?

I was recently notified of my accep “As when anything happens, it’s tance to Penn State University Park. damaging to a school, no doubt,” said Months from now, when all the colguidance counselor Ms. Linda Gran- leges to which I applied to have sent cagnolo. “I have spoken to parents me their decisions, I will consider who are less impressed. But Penn Penn State just as much an option as State is still a wonderful school with I will consider any other school. good academic standards.”

Choosing a college is supposed to According to psu.edu, Pennsylvania be about getting the best education State University Park, the school’s and experience possible within a main campus, is tied for number 45 student’s financial means, and about among the best national universities the chances of success in the future. and tied for number 13 of the top 50 The academic standing of Penn public national universities. They State is not diminished by the misrank number four for their Under- takes of the men directing the unigraduate Industrial/Manufacturing versity’s football team.

Engineering specialties as well.

It’s just like our parents told us Although these facts are no secret, when we were little: You can’t judge it is obvious that constant negative at- a school by its scandal.

by Nicole Del Mauro ’12

December 2011

Life without cable television

by Regina Walter ’13

I still remember, as if it were yesterday, the old wood-paneled T.V. that sat in my family room. I was forced to make my way across the room and press the channel buttons myself when I wanted to turn it on or off. Whenever the volume needed to be adjusted or the channel needed to be changed, someone would have to walk all the way up to the television and press the button himself.

This wood paneled mass had no remote, and of course, no cable. The channels ranged from two to 13.

Some say I was deprived, yet what they don’t realize is the important effects this absence had on me.

Before I started school, I had no idea of the other realm that existed within T.V. Once I started kindergarten, I began to hear talk of the amazing ABC Family and Disney channel. Nickelodeon sounded like a dream to me.

I quickly realized that I was not like the other kids. I had only the most basic channels. I had no knowledge of “Hey Arnold” or “The Amanda Show.”

While most kids would come home and watch their favorite shows, I would come home and do my work, unless I wanted to watch the news. My work ethic as a five-year-old has stayed with me today, nearly 11 years later.

Not having the luxury of cable, I

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was encouraged to read in my spare time. My parents were subconsciously molding me into a successful student. Every year, school gets harder and harder. I can’t help but blame my lack of T.V. for influencing the way I cope with higher levels of difficulty.

Without T.V., I was forced to go outside and play. Everyday after I did my homework, I would run outside to play four-square with my friends and neighbors, I would ride my bike around the block or skate up and down my street in my spare time.

Most importantly, the lack of good T.V. channels gave me the opportunity to have a close relationship with my family. I was never occupied with a show and never had to catch anything special on T.V. I had no problem playing Legos with my brother or helping my mom cook meals.

Around 90 percent of households in America pay for some sort of television service, according to money. cnn.com. In addition, Americans watch close to 4.5 hours of television every day, according to professorshouse.com.

Though technology is now the center of our generation, I wouldn’t trade in my early years of not having technology for anything. Basic T.V. has left an everlasting impression on my life.

Does it bother you that...?

by Lee Shearin ’12

Does it bother you that ABC Family has claimed 25 days for Christmas?

I was recently watching television when I was assailed by this year’s ABC Christmas film, starring former national treasure Amy Smart. Everyone knows that ABC Christmas films are less entertaining than Lifetime films, and even anything involving Carrie Underwood. ABC Family obviously can’t add. Christmas has 12 days, beginning on the 25th and ending on the Epiphany on Jan 6.

The reason for the 25 days is ABC Family’s incessant need to include every irrelevant or ho-ho horrible film. I am a huge fan of the Harry Potter films and have tried to tattoo a lightning bolt into my face many times. Still, it pains me to say that there is no place for them in my new 12 days of Christmas.

Let’s just review ABC’s past gifts for Christmas to the American public: “Christmas Cupid” with former star Chad Michael Murray and “Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe,” Jenny McCarthy’s riveting sequel to the original “Santa Baby.” They also included previous teen stars Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez teaming up for “Holiday in Handcuffs.” If you haven’t seen these films, I would advise that you not suffer through

them for fear that you will want to sharpen candy canes and gouge out your eyes.

There should be no repeats in the 12 Days of Christmas because each viewing should be special, and everyone should be able to DVR their favorites anyway. The list should go (from least important to epic) as follows: “The Little Drummer Boy,” “Love Actually,” “Home Alone”(only the first), “Jack Frost,” “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (Cartoon and Jim Carrey), “Rudolph’s Shiny New Year,” “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town,” “Year Without a Santa Clause,” “Elf,” “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” (original) and finally “A Christmas Story” on Christmas, as is tradition.

Watch these films in order to ensure yourself a quite merry Christmas.

Photo by Sam Gilbert Senior Lee Shearin thoughtfully pondering what bothers him at West Essex High School.

Taking a break (or a gap) to do something different Some West Essex students spend a year traveling before college

by Gaby Roth ’13

Most high school students walk out of their graduation ceremonies longing to leave home for college in the fall. For some, on the other hand, this is not the case. Each year, an increasing number of students partake in gap year programs, where they take a year off in between high school and college to travel, study or live in a foreign country.

What are the reasons students choose to take a year off? Perhaps it’s the stress that college poses to them, with work and having to go directly from high school into the stressful academic environment of college. Whatever the motive, these gap year programs are definitely wellreceived among both the students who participate in them and colleges in the United States. Most colleges will make it easy for students to take a gap year, allowing them to defer their acceptance

and begin college the following year like setting, preparing them for the as either a freshman or a sophomore, college environment they will be depending on whether or not the college exposed to the following year. will accept credits

Nativ, along from the program. with most gap year A common gap programs, also year program, in teaches kids necwhich participatessary skills such ing students are as learning how to primarily from the budget their time tri-state area, is Naand money. tiv. In this program,

If you are young adults live someone who in Israel for nine would like to get Photo courtesy of Ben Roth months, studying started with colin Jerusalem for the lege instead of takFormer West Essex student Ben first half of the year ing a whole year Roth works in a field in Israel, where and performing com- he studied for a year before starting off, there are promunity service for at SUNY Bihghamton in Sept. 2011 grams for you. the second portion.

Jack Rup While living in ple, a West Essex Israel, the 18-year-olds participat- alumnus who is currently studying in ing in this program live in a dorm- London, said “I am in a program with

the University of Maryland, which is a freshman study abroad program for the first semester.” This program is not a gap year, but students nonetheless are able to study and take five classes for the first semester while being enriched by the culture that surrounds them. Rupple said, “It is amazing and I could not have chosen a better program. I chose it to see the world and everything London has to offer. I love it.”

It is obvious that the gap year trend is becoming increasingly popular. Although these programs do add an extra expense to the already steep cost of college tuition, the experience of studying in a foreign country is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Every high school senior should consider a break from filling out college applications and start writing one for a gap year program. It might open up an opportunity never imagined before and I would advise taking that chance.

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It’s time to think about this The over-merry Christmas conundrum culators. How many times are you sitting in math class computing a problem, but I can’t help but cringe when students instead of writing the problem out, you in high school have to ask how to read plug the numbers into your calculator? an analog clock. In case you didn’t The problem may not even be a difficult know, the minutes are the big hand computation, but for some reason, we rely and the hours on the technology to are the little determine our anhand. It seems swer. In fact, I can’t that the amount even remember the of people who last time I used long c a n ’t r e a d a division. Can you? clock outnum As I sit here ber the amount and type on my Macof people who book computer, my actually can. typos are automati T h i nk back cally corrected. Final to the days of exams are graded “Sesame Street” e l e c t r o n i c a l l y. and Elmo, our Cartoon by Mike Leonardis Smart Boards are first true educataking over classSome students have trouble reading tors. Or recall rooms. Technolanalog clocks. your first grade ogy has completely teacher and the changed the way time-telling flashwe act, learn and cards you studied for hours on end. It grow. As I look toward my graduation of seems that many of us have forgotten the high school and into my college years, I basic fundamentals of telling time. While can’t help but wonder if my education we all see analog clocks on a daily basis will soon be through a virtual classroom on the walls of our school, digital clocks on my iPad. Technology continuously are becoming increasingly prevalent. evolves, from scientific to graphing From our cell phones and iHomes to calculators and from analog to digital microwaves and wrist watches, digital clocks, but it is important for us to alclocks have taken over our lives. ways remember the basic skills that are Not only is our generation depending supposed to be fundamental keys to our more on digital clocks, but also on cal- ever-expanding education.

by Sam DiGrande ’13

Is the Christmas spirit becoming too obtrusive?

make sure I am a safe distance away before I roll my eyes.

It’s the same thing every year. I I’m sure most would think my tiff is trivial, but try seeing it from my will flock, just like the rest of my view. I walk into the Willowbrook neighbors, peers and fellow town Mall a solid two months before residents to shopping malls the winter holidays to find and stores to pick out holian enormous Christmas tree day gifts for my loved ones.

(Santa and elves included) Then, suddenly, I will hear crowding the center of the the motion-stopping five mall. Next, I find indiwords at the end of my vidual stores decorated holiday purchase: primarily for Christmas.

“Thank you, and Merry Then, to top it all off, I Christmas.” get those aforemen To some, these words tioned words with are welcomed, cherevery purchase I ished and responded make. It’s like hearto with some variing “Happy Birthation of “Merry day” for weeks Christmas to you, on end every too,” but it is a time one tries to different story buy any gift.. for me.

All I’m ask I do not celing for is for caebrate Christmas. shiers to say “Happy As a result, I have Holidays” instead. no idea what to do Photo courtesy of id-tipstricks.com They would still when I hear someIs it sometimes not the right time to be able to spread one tell me how say “Merry Christmas”? t h eir holiday I should merrily cheer, but reach a spend a holiday I larger audience. It don’t even observe. would certainly make my flock to the At the risk of coming off as rude, though, I always smile politely and mall a more enjoyable experience.

by Maddie Levin ’12

The things that can tick you off in class Annoying habits that are disrespectful to other classmates

by Daria Forte ’13

It was just a normal day, as I was sitting in class in a very happy mood, zoning out and watching the teacher instruct at the same time. All of a sudden, I jumped and snapped back to reality when I heard this loud, excruciating noise.

Craaack!

I spot a person obnoxiously cracking their joints, as if it were a normal thing to do. One minor thing like this excessively changes my mood for the worse.

This leads to my first annoyance: people cracking their knuckles and backs. I cannot begin to express my hatred for this terrible habit. I understand the need to crack them sometimes, but it’s just very disturbing. It sounds as if you are literally breaking your bones and moving them out of place. I cringe at the sound of it.

If you’re going to crack them, do it in the midst of talking or in the halls between

classes, but not in absolute silence.

“The sound just grosses me out,” said junior Cece Campanile. “The whole idea of it freaks me out. I think some people just do it out of habit, not even because they have to.”

I also cannot stand to see the site of people twisting in their seats trying to crack their backs. Let’s just say, it’s not my ultimate favorite action shot to look at.

You can only guess what comes next: when people click their pens uncontrollably. I become a slower worker whenever I hear click, click, click over and over again. Maybe it’s entertaining for the person clicking the pen, but to the whole class? Not so much.

Junior Brianna Nelson said, “A month ago, someone was clicking their pen and since it was during first period, it was the most annoying thing. The only thing I could think

about was the pen. I couldn’t even tell who it was, which bothered me even more.”

I, along with other classmates, cannot learn in a working environment with the sound of pens clicking in the background. If no one likes it, why do it? You do not gain anything from it, so stop clicking your pens.

And, the big winner: when people chew their food like a cow. Now, this is just disgusting. I have no idea if people realize it or they just don’t care, but I’m sure others, like myself, have noticed this take place before.

When I see this happening, I lose my appetite since I am very sensitive to gross things. How will you survive on a date if your date squirms every time he or she notices you cannot chew properly?

“It’s annoying because I want to listen to the teacher and not someone’s chewing

mouth. It’s distracting and really gross, too,” said junior Annette Mierzwa.

So, to simply improve upon these habits, chew with your mouth closed so people don’t get disgusted. Don’t crack your knuckles in silence. Don’t click your pen uncontrollably. It’s time to open up your eyes and realize the meaning of being respectful in a public setting.

Please recycle this paper

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Holiday gift guide

by Regina Walter ’13

For Boys Sports Memorabilia: Guys love their sports, and it only makes sense to give him a piece of his favorite sports team.

Whether it’s his favorite football team or his favorite baseball team, sweatshirts are always a great option. For a more expensive option, look into jerseys. (Available at Sportsmemorabilia.com. Prices will vary depending on the memorabilia.)

For Mom Chunky Cable Infinity Scarf by Rubbish: Clothes can be a tricky gift, but scarves always suit everyone. This infinity scarf comes in five neutral colors that can spice up any outfit.

(Available at Nordstrom for $24.00) Personalized Quilted Make-Up Bag: Moms are always on the go. This cosmetic bag is not only practical, but thoughtful as well with the embroidered initial. When she needs to get out the door, she can easily pack her necessities in this cute personalized makeup bag.

Available at Personalizationmall.com for $19.95

Available at Thingsremembered.com for $14.99

Nike + iPod Sport Kit: Let him track his workouts with this chip. As long as he has a pair of Nike+ shoes, this little chip can record all of his workouts on his computer to track his performance.

For Dad NFL Throws: What Dad doesn’t like to sit down, relax and watch some football? You can choose his favorite team and even embroider his name on the corner of this blanket. The fleece is a great way for Dads to stay warm and to root for their favorite team.

For Girls Stila Lip Glaze Set ($110 Value): Bath and Body works is so overdone.

Makeup is always a fun gift, and lip gloss is a universal cosmetic accessory. With eight different shades, this set is a great sampler at a great price.

Automatic Tie Rack: This automatic tie rack condenses your dad’s closet, while offering a quick and neat way to organize ties and belts. With just a push of a button, the rack rotates, offering one convenient area for all of his ties. (Available at Amazon.com for $39.95)

Sterling Silver Scroll Disc Initial Pendant Necklace: An initialed pendant is simple, yet thoughtful.

These pendants can be found almost anywhere. A pendant like this can go with almost anything she wears.

(Available at Target for $19.99)

Available at apple.com for $29.00

Merry meals for the holiday season

Students prepare to feast on their holiday favorites

by Spencer Satz ’12

It’s almost the holiday season, and I’m excited. Not necessarily for giving thanks or seeing my family, but rather for the delectable food that is always available. Food is an essential part of our survival, and this holiday season we are definitely doing more than surviving.

Many Jewish people in our school are looking forward to eating Chanukah dishes that have become traditions in their family.

Senior Jen Shanker said, “I’m going to devour my mom’s potato latkes. I’ll also enjoy challah and bagels with lox. It tastes so good.”

A student trying to find a few different dishes for the same holiday is Nicole Roth. “I eat matzo ball soup and brisket. I like eating gelt before I

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Senior Leah Chernick opts out of the typical Jewish foods, and goes with a more modern approach. She said, “I’m excited to eat Chinese food on Christmas day with my family. It’s what I do.”

One of the most exciting things about the holidays is the different ways students celebrate them. It is a common Italian-American tradition to take part in the Feast of the Seven Fish on Christmas Eve. Originating in Southern Italy, seven different seafood dishes are prepared for dinner to await the celebration of Jesus’ birth the next day.

Many West Essex students will be enjoying their holiday favorites by eating seafood on Christmas Eve, like freshmen Jenna Cecere and Monica Onorata.

“I can’t wait to eat flounder fran-

caise with my entire family,” Cecere said enthusiastically.

Onorata’s family puts a spin on the traditions of her own heritage: “My mom makes a red sauce with scallops and calamari.”

These dinner customs do not take away from the other delicious foods people will be enjoying during the Christmas season.

Senior Kaitlyn Fabiano is excited for her upcoming holiday indulgences. She said, “I will be stuffing my face with bread stuffing and honey glazed ham.”

For some, dessert is the main attraction. “I’m looking forward to the apple pie,” said senior Kristen Auriemma. “It’s all about the apple, at least for me.”

From breakfast to dessert, these upcoming holidays are sure to give students a euphoric delight.

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Reviews: Hollywood brings happiness for the holidays “A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas”

It has been six years since their escape from Guantanamo Bay in the previous film. The two are now at oppo The names Harold and Kumar have site ends of the life spectrum. Harold become synonymous with raunchy and is a successful Wall Street executive, drug free and maridiotic tales of ried, while Kuinebriation. Af- Photo courtesy of warnerbros.com mar is a single ter a three year doctor far from hiatus, Amerbeing sober. ica’s favorite

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When and Kumar (Kal Penn) are no longer “A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas” Kumar attempts was released in November. to return the packbest friends. age to its rightful owner, insanity ensues as he burns down the cherished Christmas tree of Harold’s father-in-law.

But they are in luck. The in-laws are out of town for the night, so Harold and Kumar embark on a quest to fix Christmas. As the two travel through New York City in search of the most perfect Christmas tree, multiple mishaps occur.

It is extremely amusing, but very similar to the previous two movies with the exception of the holiday elements.

Without a doubt, the most incredible part of this film was the surprise return of the legendary Neil Patrick Harris, even though he was killed in the second film at a brothel. He brings back the vulgar hysterics that one would come to expect from the Harold and Kumar series.

Despite the fact the film didn’t stand out among the three in the series, “A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas” was extremely entertaining and definitely worth seeing.

(3 out of 5 stars)

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by Griffin Glenn ’13

Justin Bieber’s “Under the Mistletoe” is available at amazon.com for $7.99.

Michael Bublé’s “Christmas” is available at amazon.com for $11.99.

Great moments call for great music

by Jack Boyd-Dias ’12

Cartoon by Grace Barretti

Well, it’s that time of year again.

The bitter winds that winter brings have returned and so has the holiday season. The lights are shining, the trees have been set and the old, dusty Christmas albums have been hauled out from the boxes in the attic. But, I plead you not to settle for those mediocre discs. Michael Bublé’s “Christmas” and Justin Bieber ’s “Under the Mistletoe” are two top of the line Christmas albums in stores, calling your name.

Michael Bublé was simply meant to sing Christmas tunes. His voice flows like smooth hot chocolate and is just what you need on that icy winter day.

The album is like no other; Bublé brings his classic singing style and applies it to the melodies we all know and love. He starts off the CD with the appropriate and always enjoyable, “Its Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas.” He throws an indescribable spin on the music that leaves you snapping your fingers and bopping your head. It is simply hypnotizing.

Perhaps the best track on the album is a re-creation of “All I Want for Christmas is You,” originally sung by Mariah Carey. He slows it down and focuses more on the love and passion of the song rather than the normally upbeat, fun nature heard on this track.

The CD is always playing when my friends and I are going on those late night cruises around town. It gets you in

the holiday spirit.

The instrumentals, the vocals and the crisp sound all create the best Christmas album out there. Other unforgettable songs include, “Jingle Bells,” and “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”

What is there to say about Justin Beiber’s “Under the Mistletoe?” Well, it is surprisingly wonderful. Even though the kid is a tad bit young to be coming out with a holiday album, he did well.

Bieber and Mariah Carey sing “All I Want for Christmas is You” together, creating a beautiful duet.

Unlike Bieber’s other albums, “Under the Mistletoe,” does not hold the same upbeat, dance-alone-in-the-shower effect, but in terms of the Christmas spirit I enjoyed it very much. Usher is featured on the CD in “The Christmas Song,” which puts a different spin on the style of the album.

The only thing included in this album that is just outright wrong is the song, “Drummer Boy,” featuring Busta Rhymes. Maybe they should think again before ruining a religious classic with a rapper no one likes.

Even though Bieber did a pretty swell job, I think there should be a must-haveexperienced-more-than-16-Christmases rule before an artist can make a holiday album. Maybe one day Bieber can prove himself to be just as good a Canadian holiday heart-throb as Bublé. For now, it’s better to leave these things to the experts.

Bublé’s “Christmas” (5 out of 5 stars) Bieber’s “Under the Mistletoe”

(4 out of 5 stars)

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W.E.’ve got talents and lots of coffee West Essex students get together and perform for an audience

opportunity to do what they love,” said Sorrentino.

Ms. Christa Sorrentino, West Essex The two hour show from 7:00 to 9:00 director of vocal music and theater arts, p.m. on Oct. 27 included performances by senior Nick Guizio and junior Chris Plun- singers such as junior Christy Marabello, kett organized Coffee Houses where stu- while senior Blair Shulman chose to play dents could sign her guitar. Several Photo by Geena Martorana students chose to up and perform in front of an entertain their auaudience in the dience in groups, senior high caflike seniors Gregg eteria on Oct. 27 Sgarlata and Nicole and Dec. 8.

Pigott. Senior Ryan During lunch Zyla and junior periods leading John Kikianis ended up to the Coffee the night singing a Houses, any inhumorous rendition terested student From left to right: Steve Schmidt, Anderson of “Can You Feel the Wang and Dan Ganton or S.A.D. is required to Love Tonight” from write their name “The Lion King.” on a list with a Sgarlata said, description of the act they are planning on “Nicole came to me a couple days before performing. Everyone has the option to do the show and asked me if I wanted to play anything from singing songs and playing guitar at the coffee house while we sang. instruments to reciting poetry and acting It was a great time and I hope I have the out skits. Performers are also allowed to chance to do it again.” showcase their talents with a friend or in a The Dec. 8 Coffee House attracted a group of people. crowd twice as large as the first show and Sorrentino suggested the idea of a show a new crowd of students as well. Senior open to everyone after recognizing all the Jenna Bartello sang “Breakeven” by the talented students unable to get involved in Script and Maroon 5’s “Misery” with her other musical and theater programs through father Anthony Bartello accompanying her the school due to their busy schedules. on guitar. Senior John Murray played his “These shows just give anyone an harmonica and freshmen Jen Kuscin and

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Kelsey Jezewski did a vocal performance The next Coffee House is scheduled of two Colbie Caillat songs. Sophomore for February with sign ups available Geena Martorana played guitar while during lunch periods the week before. singing her original song “Free Fall.”

Food and refreshments are Sophomores Steve available to all attendPhoto by Gina Pedano Schmidt, Anderson ees. Family members and Wang and Dan Ganmiddle school students ton joined together are welcome to come and to create a group enenjoy the show was well. titled S.A.D. and per A full house at the formed a comedic, first show raised $500 improv song about while the second coldentists. Schmidt lected over $600. The played the bass successful turnouts were and Ganton played the starting results the acoustic guitar while committee behind the all three spoke verses idea was hoping for. and sang.

“I hope the show can Admission cost $5 bring a sense of a music per person and scene back to West all profits were Geena Martorana Essex,” said Guizio. split between the “The goal is to enMasquers of West courage people to Essex and the new Music Club led by get out there and show their talents, English teacher Mr. Cris Slotoroff. whatever they may be.”

More Potter, please

by Zoe Elfenbein ’13

Attention all “Harry Potter” lovers: a new, online, interactive website created by the famed J.K. Rowling herself has been announced. This website, aptly titled “Pottermore,” includes never-before-released e-books of all seven “Harry Potter” novels, extraneous pages of the series, additional notes added by Rowling and engaging games and scenes that actually allow the reader to participate and much more.

Such features include brewing up your own cauldron of potions, traveling to Diagon Alley, being sorted into one of the four distinguishing houses and even being able to learn spells that one can later use in duels against others. All of this for free.

The idea of Pottermore was introduced in June 2011, when J.K. Rowling posted a video of herself explaining the extraordinary website and some of its unique aspects.

This video also included information about the Beta period, which allowed the first one million fans who completed “The Magical Quill” challenge to actually access the website before anyone else.

As an avid, borderline compulsive,

“Harry Potter” reader, this new website is like a haven for me and other fanatics who choose to eat, breathe and sleep Hogwarts.

After finishing the seventh novel of the epic series, readers felt a bittersweet rush of emotions; they felt at peace with the characters and their stories, while at the same time they were livid with J.K. Rowling herself for ending the series. But now with the creation of Pottermore, the Wizarding World of “Harry Potter” can live forever in the media world as well as within the books.

Junior Ali McCabe had mutual feelings. “I love ‘Harry Potter’ because it allows me to escape into a different world full of wonder and magic that J.K. Rowling created. When the books and movies ended, I felt depressed because I felt like a large part of my childhood had also ended.

Pottermore will give me a whole new way to experience the amazing world of ‘Harry Potter.’”

The creation of Pottermore fosters a new feeling of nostalgia for “Harry Potter” fans. They can finally feel closure towards the series and movies due to the rendition of an online world full of creativity and imagination that never ends.

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Out with the old, in with the new

By Daria Forte ’13

Photo by Ryan Towey

Senior Dora Kikianis rifles through her binder of college information which includes plans and suggestions for her fellow applicants.

Dora Kikianis: college guru

By Ryan Towey ’12

In the rigorous undertaking that is the college application process, few people truly shine. There are nervous breakdowns, constant visits to the Guidance Office and plenty of competition. Never is there a student fully in control of the process.

An exception to that rule comes in the form of senior Dora Kikianis, who applied to 10 colleges as of the end of September, well before the Nov. 1 Early Action deadline, and has already been accepted to Arcadia University. She recently completed two further college applications.

“My mom has always mentioned college to me,” said Kikianis. “It’s always been in the back of my mind.”

Kikianis began visiting colleges during Spring Break of her sophomore year, completing a total of 12 college visits to date.

Before long, Kikianis reached beyond her own college aspirations.

“Devon Gardner started telling me her college choices, and I just started writing them down,” said Kikianis. “So, I thought, ‘Why don’t I keep doing this and keep it in my college binder?’”

Since then, she has recorded the college application choices of around 30 students in her college binder, and often records the intended majors of fellow students.

“I like to know what schools people are applying to and if they get in,” said Kikianis. “It shows me where I stand.”

A human Naviance of sorts, Kikianis uses her extensive knowledge of the application process to assist her peers.

Senior Roma Shah, a friend of Kikianis, said, “She’s a student guidance counselor.”

Kikianis’ own guidance counselor, Mrs.

Janet Van Syckle, agreed that she is a model applicant. “She was totally ready to go,” she said. “I was able to get her letter of recommendation written early. It made it easy for me to match her efforts.”

It seems that many seniors could use the organization and drive that Kikianis possesses.

Senior Nik DePasquale said, “I feel like I’m extremely behind. I wasn’t aware I’d have to be ready this soon. I wish I had an older sibling to help work me through it.”

DePasquale would have to take up the older sibling issue with his parents, but, as for colleges, one can be certain that Kikianis would be willing to talk to him.

“I talk about colleges with everyone,” she said. “People text me all the time for advice.”

Kikianis evaluated the best help she has given another student. She had knowledge that senior Abby Haba was extremely interested in Franklin and Marshall. When Kikianis arrived at a college fair in the West Essex gymnasium on Oct. 18, she approached the Franklin and Marshall representative on behalf of her friend, expressing Haba’s enthusiasm for the school. At Kikianis’ suggestion, Haba approached the Franklin and Marshall representative, and that representative now maintains a connection with Haba, and is pushing for her to be accepted at his college.

Gardner said, “Dora gives me confidence that I can get into the schools I’m applying to.”

Perhaps the massive body of applying students can take some comfort in the fact that, in a process that seems riddled with ridiculous requirements and inane details, there is at least one person who has it under control.

The world of Facebook was officially created by Harvard student, Mark Zuckerberg, along with three co-founders in 2004, according to facebook.com. Since then, Facebook grew exponentially and started to overpower the previously popular MySpace. Now, with the addition of several new social networking platforms, it seems as if a new champion, Twitter, has come to overthrow the Facebook heavyweight.

Although Facebook is still a very popular site with over 800 million active members, it’s fading into the background at the same time. Twitter, on the other hand, seems to be jumping out from the sidelines and into the spotlight. Jack Dorsey originally presented the idea in 2006, and entrepreneur Noah Glass came up with the former name, “Twttr,” according to businessinsider.com.

Despite the chance of Facebook being surpassed by Twitter, senior Gianna Romito still prefers Facebook over Twitter.

“I would rather use Facebook because it’s much more personal,” said Romito.

As for junior Adrianna Bertoldi, she doesn’t like Facebook since there’s always drama between friends occurring on the site, as well as the “recent stories update,” one of the new changes on Facebook.

Besides adding the “recent stories update” feature, Facebook has been undergo-

ing other changes throughout the past few months as well, which led to more people converting to Twitter.

Every time Facebook changes, members have already gotten used to the way it previously looked and how to navigate it, so it’s irritating for them to learn the new ways of Facebook.

Facebook doesn’t always function properly either. Sometimes the chat doesn’t work and makes the user appear offline.

This can be due to service connections or the overload of Facebook users online at once. Either way, not every user has the patience to deal with the chat not consistently working.

According to nerdinsider.com, people aren’t happy with the way Facebook shares their personal information with everyone.

Due to the recent growth of Twitter, a billion tweets are released every week and during the past year, the number of tweets per day has, on average, nearly tripled from 50 million to 140 million, according to The Huffington Post.

Bertoldi said, “You can constantly update your tweets whereas on Facebook if you kept updating your status you would just annoy people.”

It has also become evident that people who use hash tags on Twitter are now carrying the trend over to Facebook.

Town faceoff: four-square or box ball?

Essex Fells

Fairfield

“Box ball is too general. It could be with two or four squares, therefore saying four square is more correct,” said senior Jim Fiore.

“It’s clearly four square. It’s not box ball. There are four squares. There isn’t one box.

At least call it boxes ball,” said

North Caldwell

Roseland

“If someone asks me to play four square, it will likely leave me confused and unaware of what they want. We might as well call it hopscotch. Give me a box and a ball and then we’re talking,” said senior Tommy Caprio.

“Because there’s four squares.

It’s the basis of the game and it makes more sense to call it four square. Boxball sounds like you’re using a box as a ball,” said junior Mark Mascera.

senior Sahil Amin.

Graphic by Shannon McGlynn

What do you think? Email thewessexwire@gmail.com

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Look fine and be good to your spine

Photo by Geena Martorana

her heavy backpack on her right shoulder, she will be leaning slightly to the right all day. The next thing you know, she is on Why is it called a backpack? The answer balance-beam and falls to the right, shatterto this riddle is that it is a pack that one ing her cheekbone, all because of her poor wears upon his or her back. Students wear- backpack habits. Not good. No one wants to be that kid, walking around with ing their backpacks on their butt their right shoulder higher than their and in some cases on their thighs other and always walking slightly or even on one shoulder to the right. are habits that are com Let us now examine that pletely unacceptable and individual you see every day, ghastly. Not only is this with a massive backpack, practice detrimenhanging down to their buttal to the health of tocks. Think to yourself the back, but it also for a moment: What is looks dreadful. wrong with this picture?

There is only one right From a health standpoint, way to wear a backpack. It this is a terrible way to treat is a skill not many have been your spine. This is no medical blessed with nor received journal, but it’s safe to say it is not proper training for. If you’re good to have an arch in your back not up to the challenge, do all day from this ridiculous style. yourself a favor and please Wearing your backpack that continue to embarrass yourlow honestly doesn’t look good self as you walk up and either. It may just be me, but when down the hallways while backpacks are that low, I have the you slowly deteriorate your sudden urge to yank on it, thrusting spine. It’s all good. the individual backwards.

The most common of Weight, too, is fenders of the important, and a backpack laws Senior Jack Boyd-Dias demonstrates forgivable offence are the fresh- the proper way to wear a backpack. in this particular m e n , u n f o rfield. Considering tunately. As smaller folks, they seem to always the amount of classes and homework students have, it is imperative to use your have the biggest packs.

Junior Jack Dubas said, “Seeing these locker more often. Do not dump all of your little tykes walking around with backpacks books and binders into the sack and go off on your merry way. Stop and think. What as big as them makes me want to cry.”

Let us review the purpose of this tech- do I really need? Even with proper backnologically advanced piece of apparatus. pack form, a pack too heavy will wreak A backpack serves the sole purpose of havoc upon one’s spine. distributing the weight of otherwise Now, the proper way to wear a backpack: heavy items throughout the body, so one adjust the straps on the pack so the bottom avoids the arduous task of carrying said is resting at the small of your back. Make sure both straps rest on your shoulders. items by hand.

In order to attain the essential balance Have a friend look you over to make sure throughout the entirety of the body whilst you’re looking fresh and safe. Pack light. wearing a backpack, the option of carry- If throwing your backpack more than 15 ing it on one shoulder is completely out feet is difficult, ditch the extra weight. of the question. Not only does this throw Follow these easy steps and your spine off weight distribution but it also affects will be just fine, or else it’s a crime, and it balance. For example, if a gymnast wears doesn’t cost a dime.

by Jack Boyd-Dias ’12

The cast of “Noises Off” performs in the West Essex auditorium. The show’s opening night was Nov. 17. and ran through Nov. 20.

How the Masquers made something truly funny

By Ryan Towey ’12

When senior Ciku Wathika took the stage as Mrs. Clackett in the Masquers’ “Noises Off,” sporting a British accent and a plate of sardines, I was confused.

Who is she talking to on the phone and why on earth is she so obsessed with sitting down with a plate of sardines?

Soon, however, I realized it didn’t matter, because junior Jon Hilaire, who played director Lloyd Dallas of this play within a play, was sitting in the same row as me.

Oh, now I get it.

The confusion cleared as Act One progressed, and I realized I was just in for a good time. The characters in this comedy are attempting to put on a play called “Nothing On” to disastrous results.

Wathika is effectively innocent as Dotty Otley, Mrs. Clackett’s real-life counterpart in the “outer play,” setting a baseline for the rest of the humor in the play. The biggest laughs went to senior Alexa Farnese as ditzy but pretty Brooke Ashton, who is hilariously able to lose her contacts at just the right moments during rehearsal and is devoted to relaxing yoga exercises when under stress.

This devotion wouldn’t be bad advice for Hilaire’s Lloyd, who takes out his anger on all the other cast members.

He serves as a perfect character foil for senior Nikki Pigott’s Bethinda Blair, the maternal figure in the play.

Brooke and Poppy Norton-Taylor, played by junior Marisa Malanga, are both the objects of Lloyd’s affection, but this love triangle disappointingly comes to no conclusion. Still, this lack of clarity is consistent with the theme of confusion in this traditional sex farce,

complete with an endless number of doorways that lead to backstage.

The second love triangle to arise between senior Jesse Asche’s Gary Lejeune, junior Matthew Sigler’s Frederick Fellowes and Dotty is less interesting, but perhaps more important to the plot. Asche was brilliant as in all of his Masquers’ productions, carrying himself with perfect poise and a great sense of timing.

The set of the play turns around during Act Two, the funniest portion of the play, giving a view of backstage at the opening night of “Nothing On.” This made some of the dullness of Act One, which served mostly to let the viewer learn the play, all worth it.

The characters express their anger at their respective love triangles by tripping each other up despite the audience waiting to see them perform on the other side.

Junior Mark Mascera, who played Selsdon Mowbray in “Noises Off” and the burglar in “Nothing On,” is just too funny as a bumbling alcoholic, and his idiocy is reflected in junior Cheyenne Paydar’s Tim Allgood, a sidekick to Lloyd who can’t seem to do anything right.

Act Three shows a performance of “Nothing On” much later in the crew’s tour. Because we are technically watching the same play for a third time, it can be seen as a tad boring, but the laughs far outweigh the snoozes. A personal favorite was when Farnese’s Brooke continues reciting her lines as if every-

thing was going according to plan in the play while chaos surrounds the rest of the cast.

When the final door was shut, the whole audience was left laughing.

Photo by Mikayla Cimilluca

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Boys’ Swim Team

Captains: Seniors James Lovey, Greg Spry and Michael Leonardis Rising stars: Freshman Tim Barth Last season: Three wins, 10th place in the county tournament Commentary: With an average performance last season, the swim team, led by Head Coach Jake Taylor, want to rack up more wins than last year. “We are going to give the fans what they want: wins,” said senior James Lovey.

Next meet: Parsippany Hills on Dec. 19

Girls’ Swim Team

Captains: Seniors Dana Silverblatt, Emma Alscher, Rachel Ferrante and Sara Jo Notte Key players: Senior Megan Hayes and junior Samantha Hamburger Last season: 1-10 record Commentary: After a lackluster 2011 campaign, the girls swim team, led by Coaches Jake Taylor and Toni Ann Cavallo, will look to improve their record and bring home some more victories. A core group of strong and experienced seniors will lead the Knights towards success this season.

Next meet: Parsippany Hills on Dec. 19

Fencing

by Steven Czachor ’12, Vin Cosenzo ’12 and Ryan Rinsky ’12

Captains: Seniors Devon Gardner, Alisha Lewis and Brian Chen Rising stars: Sophomore Jason Ben Nathan and junior Katie Minden Last season: 0-10 record Commentary: The team is looking to bounce back after a disappointing last season. Coached by Michael Still and Band teacher Mr. John Scozzaro, the group will try to improve on last season and qualify for the state tournament. “It’s a fun and enjoyable sport. I like being a part of a team,” said senior Vincent Agrifolio.

Next match: Morris Knolls on Dec. 16

the most difficult schedule in the state of New Jersey, the Knights will strive to be competitive and grow throughout the season,” said Coach Kenny.

Next game: East Orange on Dec. 20

Boys’ Basketball

Captains: Seniors Tommy Caprio and Mike Lentine Key players: Junior Jason Caspert and senior Evan Grau Last season: 10-15 record Commentary: The boys’ basketball team is looking to have a big rebound season after finishing with a record under .500 last year. They will be under the reign of new Head Coach Bill Humes. The team is excited for a fresh season and a new team philosophy. “Coach Humes is a great motivator and the team is really buying into his up-tempo, defensive minded approach to the game,” said senior Tommy Caprio.

Next game: Belleville on Dec. 20

Commentary: After a solid season capped off with a state title by West Essex standout Anthony Perrotti, the wrestling team will look to achieve similar success. The team is led by Coaches Michael Markey and Greg Ruggiero. “We graduated a lot of phenomenal wrestlers last year, but that’s no reason to underestimate our team for this season,” said Coach Markey.

Next match: Marauder Classic on Dec. 17

Hockey

Key players: Seniors Anthony Pompei, Dom Valeriani, Jimmy Avraamides and juniors Mike Marotti and Carlo Zazzara Last season: 12-7 record, Anthony Perrotti won states.

Captains: Seniors Jack Boyd-Dias and Anthony Perrotta Key players:Junior Louis Coniglio and sophomore Nick Paranzine Last season: 14-10-2 Commentary: The hockey team has a new look this year as senior Kevin Lovelass has moved to goalie in order to replace senior Tucker Noel, who moved to defense due to a hip injury. Regardless of the adversity they face this year, the hockey team still has high hopes for the season. “We have high expectations and we have been working and playing very hard to support our new goalie who stepped up to help us out. It is going to be a long and challenging season,” said coach Michael Giampapa.

seems elementary to most. However, it is pages long and takes about two weeks to

quite the contrary. Both drum majors have memorize. But that’s not all; they must also be on the move. “I move around for to memorize what is called the “score.”

“The score shows each instrument in the the first half of the show, then I get on the band’s music. It shows all the notes and dy- middle podium and John moves around for namics, which are the changes in the loud- the second half of the show,” said Amin. ness of music. It also shows time signature The show is over 10 minutes long and includes changes A m i n which sprinting deteracross the mine the width of pattern I the footconduct ball field in,” said in order to Amin. conduct In esthe band sence, as they t h e turn, as score well as shows both maevery jors scalsingle Photo by Maria Picariello ing differn o t e played, Senior Sahil Amin and junior John Hilaire conduct the band during half ent sets of podiums. and ultime of the football team’s State Championship game.

However, timately conducted by the majors’ arms and hands when on stage the dynamic duo doesn’t moving. The current season’s score is 12 simply stand there; they put on a show with

their emphatic and rhythmic moving to the beat. To be a drum major is not purely a laborious task, rather it is a beautiful art.

So, what does it take to be a drum major as well as a member of the marching band?

It takes a lot of dedication. “We practice for about 40 hours a week,” said Hilaire.

This may seem like a dreadful experience, but the band seems to enjoy it. “Just being together with the band for that long on weekends throughout the season makes that bond so much closer. It’s like a second family,” Amin said.

In the end, the dedication pays off.

The band is ranked fifth out of the top 28 bands on the East Coast after earning a score of 92.9 at the Atlantic Coast Championships (ACCs). This year the Marching Knights set a school record for rank and score. Hillaire said his favorite experience in the band is, “turning around and saluting to 1,000 people (at ACCs).”

Check that, they are not a band, they are a family. The drum majors don’t just wave their arms, they lead. Marching band is not a sport; it is much, much more than that.

It is a lifestyle.

Girls’ Basketball

Captains: Seniors Natalie Cafone and Kim McNamara Rising stars: Sophomore Karyn Towey Last season: 18-9 record Commentary: The girls had a tremendous year last season at 18-9 and will look to repeat their winning ways. The team was very successful and Coach Tom Kenny hopes to lead the team to further glory.

“With just two seniors and no juniors, we will have to count on many young and inexperienced players to provide a boost to the program. Playing what is arguably

Wrestling

The beat of W.E.: Marching Knights Lead by Amin and Hilaire

by Ed George ’12

The debate as to whether or not marching band can be considered a sport has surfaced over the years. In an attempt to clarify this once and for all I’ll say that it is not a sport; it is much more than that.

One must carefully observe how the marching band performs in order to make a true assessment of what many call just an “activity.” Their synchronized movements look natural as they glide across the field, playing every note in harmony as well as executing each step throughout the duration of the show. All the players are kept on key and in sync because of their spirited captains; the two that lead the band into battle and embody what it is to be a part of the Marching Knights.

They have names, but most refer to them by their title, the Drum Majors.

Senior Sahil Amin and junior John Hilaire represent the sound of West Essex.

Their job is to make sure the show goes smoothly, which is much easier said than done. Many may wonder why they spend hours and hours on end at band practices just to move their hands back and forth. It

December 2011 Issue 3

The Wessex Wire Page 12

Football team competes at home against Lenape Valley who they defeated 48-8 (top left). They then lineup against River Dell, who they beat 32-14 to take home to State Championship (above).

The Field Hockey Team competes against Camden Catholic (above) who they defeated 4-3 to win the State Championship (right). Seniors Paul Haramis and Stephen O’Neill celebrate the gameclinching touchdown (below, left) and senior Mikayla Cimilluca competes in her state game (below, right). Photos by Maria Picariello, Sam Gilbert and courtesy of Mrs. Sharon Pezzuti.

Stout defense stumps River Dell

by Julie Kayzerman ’12

The West Essex Football Knights defeated River Dell High School 32-14 to capture the 2011 North 1 Group 2 State Championship on Dec. 3 at MetLife Stadium. Seniors Stephen O’Neill and Ralph Velardi scored two touchdowns each, as senior Paul Haramis completed seven of nine passes and had two passing touchdowns, one to senior Tom Filipow.

In addition, senior Dominic “Nooch” Valeriani, the Essex County Defensive Player of the Year, led the offensive line with a broken hand that required surgery to insert a plate and five screws Monday after the game.

Senior Anthony Pompei had two interceptions and Velardi also had one to lead a defense that forced five River Dell turnovers.

Both seniors helped lead the team to victory in the wake of the passing of their grandfathers earlier in the week.

On playing at MetLife Stadium, senior D.J. Hamker said, “I felt like I was on top of the world at that moment, it was great feeling a sense of accomplishment.”

O’Neill said, “I’m glad it wasn’t just an easy game, we had to work for it and impose our will on them to win.” With six seconds left on the clock, the Knights began celebrating on the field. “It was the best feeling in the world,” said O’Neill.

The players hugged and cheered as head

coach Chris Benacquista received the traditional “Gatorade shower.” The trophy was given to captains Stephen O’Neill, Matt Rando and Dominic Valeriani.

“It was surreal, it was awesome because we worked so hard for it and it just feels great that we did it,” said Valeriani.

After beating Lenape Valley to advance to the sectional finals, the Knights found themselves outside practicing during the start of the winter sports seasons. However, despite a long season, Valeriani said the team was “so close to each other which is what made us good.”

Benacquista said, “This team was closer than any team I’ve ever been around. They pushed each other and played hard for each other and believed from the beginning that they could win a championship.”

“My favorite part of the team had to be that even though there were only three set captains, every senior had tremendous leadership. Everyone knew their roles so everybody trusted one another to do their jobs,” said Velardi.

“I’ve been playing with most of these guys for 10 years, we’re like a family, and we’re all brothers,” said Hamker.

Although the Knights’ season has come to an end, their legacy will live on through the underclassmen of years to come. O’Neill said, “Winning at Giants Stadium was the culmination of 11 years of football, it was an ideal ending.”

FH takes winning to a new level

by Ryan Rinsky ’12

The West Essex Field Hockey team was one of two teams left playing in the state on Nov. 20. Most teams would be satisfied after winning their Group title, but the field hockey team expected more. After winning the first round of the Tournament of Champions they were right where they wanted to be.

This goes to show the standard the field hockey team holds themselves to; anything less than a victory is coming up short. “Our team goal from the first day of preseason was to win the state championship,” said senior goaltender Melissa Laible.

With this goal in mind, the field hockey team won the Essex County Tournament Championship and attained a 17-1 record, helping Coaches Jill Cosse and Diane Simmons reach, and surpass, the 300 win milestone mark.

Iowa-bound senior Natalie Cafone, the New Jersey Player of the Year, finished the year leading the team with 50 goals and 34 assists, accumulating 134 points. Other key players include seniors Alexis Miller, Adrianna Farina and Kalyn Schwartz. Junior forwards Amanda Cassera, whose 28 goals and 24 assists was second on the team, and Paulina Berse were also key pieces to the field hockey team’s success. Seniors Jackie Fusco and Mikayla Cimilluca anchored the defense to post 13 shutouts in front of Laible, who played goalie for the first time this year.

Fusco, Cafone and Cassera were all first

team Regional All-Americans.

“The eight of us, as seniors, wanted to end our careers with winning a state championship for all of the hard work that we put in over the last four years, and being able to do that was great,” said Miller.

The team coasted through the first four rounds of the state tournament outscoring opponents 30-3. They went on to win their 15th state championship by beating Camden Catholic 4-3 with goals from Schwartz, Cassera, Fusco and a winning shot from Berse.

The Knights continued on to the Tournament of Champions. They handily beat Shore, the third ranked team in the nation, 4-1, and moved on to Eastern, the number one team in the nation.

They lost the game 5-2, ending the season as the number two team in New Jersey and the number six team in the nation.

“I thought that we had a brilliant finish to 2011 by capturing all of the titles that we did, finishing number two in the state and number six in the country. It was a stellar career for the seniors, and it was so magical for them because of the work that they did on and off the field. As a person and a coach, I am blown away and impressed by my senior class, starting on Aug. 15, and going until the last day,” said Cosse.

Hard work and dedication has lead to the continuation of a winning tradition for the field hockey team, and it is in these facets of the game that they have surely never come up short.