The Wessex Wire (April 2012)

The Wessex Wire The Student Newspaper of West Essex Regional High School

Vol. XLVI No. 5

West Essex High School, 65 West Greenbrook Road, North Caldwell, N.J.

Career Day held at West Essex

by Daria Forte ’13

West Essex held a Career Day for students on April 19.

For three periods students were assigned different presenters to go to in order to get ideas of what each of their careers are like and how they were able to qualify for the job.

The presenters talked about their background, salaries and the requirements needed for their job. Some of them made their presentations interesting and entertaining by using props, power points and answering questions from the students.

April 2012

Art History presents: March Mural Madness

The department decided upon Career day as one of the events planned at the beginning of the school year. “We felt that there was a need for students to learn what other professions there were,” said guidance counselor Mrs. Grancagnolo.

“It actually wasn’t as hard as I thought getting volunteers. I received a lot of positive feedback [from presenters]”.

Students found it a great success as well.

“My favorite part of the day was psychology. This made me realize how I want to help people when I grow up,” said junior Abbey Rollins. Career Day is expected back at West Essex next year.

Photo by Jackie Fusco Photos by Jackie Fusco

All of the following are re-creations of famous artworks. Clockwise from the right: “Girl before a mirror,” “Self portrait with thorn necklace and hummingbird,” “Primavera,” “The large family,” “The great wave,” “Number five in gold,” “Three sphinxes of Bikini,” “Judith slaying Holofernes,” “Untitled,” “The Kiss.” The winning pastel in the center: “African Elephant,” as done by Emma Alscher, Devon Gardner, Roma Shah and Ciku Wathika .

Mr. Photographer Elaine Brango of Glenmar Photography demonstrates her career to the students during Career Day, which took place on April 19.

News Briefs Reported by Regina Walter ’13 and Griffin Glenn ’13

Prom The Junior Prom will be held tonight, April 27, from 6:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. This year, the Prom is at the Park Savoy in Florham Park, N.J.

International Day

On Friday, April 27, International Day is returning to West Essex. The event has been organized by several teachers in the Humanities departments.

Student performers include senior Gina Morello, junior Tara Jaison, senior Brian Chen, freshman David Chen and freshman Mitchell Epstein. The event will be held in the auditorium during periods seven through nine.

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Suda opens bathrooms on trial basis

by Steven Czachor ’12

After years of restrictions on the accessibility of the bathrooms as a result of mistreatment during the 2008-2009 school year, West Essex students are now permitted to use any of the school’s restrooms for a one month trial as of Tuesday, April 3.

Students are no longer required to sign into the designated bathrooms, but instead there is a stricter signing in and signing out policy within the classrooms. Students can now use whichever bathroom is closest to their classrooms instead of having to guess which bathroom is open during certain periods.

“It makes more sense now that we only have to sign out once. Also, it is much less of a hassle since there is usually a bathroom right around the

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corner. Much less time is wasted,” said junior Will Qawasmi.

Principal Gary Suda decided to take this course of action after much deliberation. Through consultation with numerous custodians, students and other faculty members, he decided to enact this trial.

Despite being a one month trial, this new opening of the bathrooms will ideally turn into a permanent arrangement, according to Suda.

“We believe that the student body at West Essex should be empowered with certain rights and responsibilities within our school,” said Suda.

“Our students are exceptional. They exhibit appropriate behavior in our school on a daily basis and it is our hope to extend greater freedom and trust in the near future.” The final decision is forthcoming.

The Magliaro twins: Two are better than one

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West Essex welcomes three new replacement teachers Barba, Meyerkopf and Johnson enter the Math and Science departments

Photo by Sam DiGrande

Photos by Val Panza

by Griffin Glenn ’13

Mr. Barba Subject: Algebra II, Precalculus Honors, BC Calculus Substituting for: Ms Pelusio Experience Level: Educator for 36 years Interesting Facts: He is in two bands; they are called Exit 9 and Burgundy Water. He is the lead singer and guitarist and plays about two shows a week.

Student Quote: “Barba is the man, he is one of my favorite math teachers ever.” said junior Tom Haversang.

Mr. Meyerkopf Subject: Discreet Math, Algebra II Substituting for: Mrs. Novalis Experience Level: First teaching position Interesting Facts: He walked around school with an eye patch as a result of an unfortunate wrestling injury to his eye. He also wrestled with Snooki’s boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, in high school.

Student Quote: “He is an awesome dude. I really hope he continues to work here,” said senior Chris Boss.

The risk of the Cinnamon Challenge

by Sam DiGrande ’13

Photo courtesy of ediblenature.com

Now that planking and Tebowing have passed, the Cinnamon Challenge has quickly become the next fad.

Some people, however, might not be aware of the fact that this “challenge” can threaten your health.

The challenge is simple. You have to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon in under a minute, without the use of water. This, in turn, causes burning, coughing and gagging because cinnamon cannot be digested without water. Inhaling this spice can actually put people at the risk of inflaming or scarring their lungs.

Few West Essex students have done it. “It wasn’t that bad, I coughed a lot, and I couldn’t get it all down,” said sophomore Lindsey Reed.

There have been a few documented cases in Michigan that four children were sent to the hospital to be treated by poison control. The school district sent out advisories to parents alerting them to the dangers the challenge could pose to their children, according to abcnews.com.

An obvious demographic that should

not take part in this challenge would be those who have asthma. The dangerous coughing and wheezing could put these people at a serious risk. While this challenge may seem like its all good fun, there can be serious consequences.

On the Cinnamon Challenge website itself, cinnamonchallenge.com, the disclaimer reads: “Do not attempt the Cinnamon Challenge without talking with a doctor. Obviously, they are going to tell you not to do it. The Cinnamon Challenge can be dangerous and shouldn’t be taken lightly.

You never want to purposely or mistakenly inhale any substances such as cinnamon. It’s going to burn, you are going to cough and regret you tried… so watch movies of people already feeling the pain.”

Videos of people attempting the challenge have gone viral.

One of the most popular Cinnamon Challenge videos is Glozell. Instead of ingesting a teaspoon of cinnamon, she decides to attempt a ladle-full. Needless to say the video ends up with her spitting, coughing, gagging and making a mess of her kitchen.

Mr. Johnson Subjects: Forensic Science, Biology Substituting for: Ms. Careri Experience Level: This is his first year teaching, but he was a student teacher at West Essex during the first half of the year.

Interesting Facts: He is a Varsity baseball coach Student Quote: “Coach Johnson has a lot of knowledge about baseball and I have a feeling that he will be a huge part of our success this year. The players love him and I’m sure he feels the same way,” said sophomore Anthony Tornatore.

Consecutive robberies plague Fairfield

by Steven Czachor ’12

In the early hours of Saturday morning on March 17, numerous stores in the Walgreens strip mall on Route 46 were burglarized. The businesses that were broken into included: Ninja Sushi, Venetian Nails, Bette Brite Cleaners, China King, Cutting Edge Hair Salon and Plaza Nails, which is located in the nearby Krauser’s complex on Hollywood Ave. The Fairfield Police Department told the Wessex Wire that the intruder(s) gained entry by smashing the front door windows and stealing undisclosed amounts of money from each establishment.

“I saw police cars and there seemed to be a lot of commotion. I can’t believe that this happened. I have lived in Fairfield for a long time and I don’t remember something like this ever happening,” said senior Paul Kurimella.

The township of Fairfield has had several instances of commercial and residential burglary in the past few months.

One of the victims of residential robbery in Fairfield is sophomore Sydelle Barreto and her family. The incident occurred in late February. The perpetrator(s) broke through the front door and stole several pieces of jewelry, including an engagement ring.

For Barreto, the event came as a surprise. “I always thought that Fairfield was safe. I guess that it doesn’t matter how safe you think it is. You must take the proper precautions,” said Barreto. Barreto’s family is taking the appropriate measures to ensure their safety.

The crimes are still under investigation. The Fairfield Police Department requests contact from anyone with information regarding the incidents.

Photos by Jackie Fusco

Left: The Walgreens strip mall on Route 46 was robbed on March 17.

Right: Ninja Sushi, Venetian Nails, Bette Brite Cleaners, Cutting Edge Hair Salon and Plaza Nails were among the stores that were robbed.

April 2012 Issue 5

Editorial

Opinion

It is ninth period. The teacher in the room is trying to make a final point before the end of class, when, suddenly, disruptive announcements are projected over the intercom to prevent her from completing her thought. Not only is she interrupted by one beep followed by an announcement, but repeatedly by several unrelated announcements from different administrative offices.

The announcements at the end of the day are disruptive to education, and are hardly as important as what is going on in the classroom. There is no need to remind students where detention will be held or that track practice is cancelled while an English teacher is trying to discuss “The Things They Carried” or a math teacher is trying to review integral calculus.

The disrupting announcements at the end of the day would be less irritating if their content was at least worthwhile. Surely, there is another way to alert certain misbehaving students as to where they will serve detention. Surely, a coach can simply email his players before the end of the day regarding a change in practicing schedule.

If the end of the day announcements are simply not avoidable, they ought to be halted until at least after 2:33 p.m. Certainly, only two minutes are really necessary for announcements at the end of the day. Furthermore, the announcements ought to be consolidated. One person should deliver the announcements in a quick and orderly fashion. Having several different offices beep in over the intercom increases the disturbance brought on by announcements at the end of the day.

The administrative offices at the school must remember that West Essex is inherently an educational facility. Time spent in the classroom should be seen as more valuable than a series of disruptive announcements.

The Wessex Wire The Official Student Newspaper of West Essex High School A Columbia Scholastic Press Association Silver Medalist Paper 65 West Greenbrook Road, North Caldwell, New Jersey 07006 (973) 228-1200 ext. 258 2011-2012 STAFF:

News Editors Sam DiGrande ’13 Julie Kayzerman ’12 Features Editors Mikayla Cimilluca ’12 Griffin Glenn ’13 Arts & Culture Editors Nicole Del Mauro ’12 Regina Walter ’13 Fact Checkers Vittoria Contuzzi ‘13 Anthony Bertoldi ’13

Editor-in-chief Ryan Towey ’12

Managing Editor Spencer Satz ’12

Opinion Editors Alex Schwartz ’12 Lee Shearin ’12

Advertising Editor Chloe Butler ’13

Sports Editors Ed George ’12 Paul Haramis ’12 Copy Editors Daria Forte ’13 Maddie Levin ’12 Adviser Ms. Lo

Photo Editors Jackie Fusco ’12 Valerie Panza ’13

Section Apprentices Victoria Agrifolio ’14 Molly Dickman ’13 Zoe Elfenbein ’13 Sam Gilbert ’13 Gaby Roth ’13 Contributing Staff Jack Boyd-Dias ’12 Vin Cosenzo ’12 Steven Czachor ’12 Ryan Rinsky ’12 Krista Liotti ’12 Shannon McGlynn ’13 Helena Voltmer ’14

Wire Editorial Policy The national award winning Wessex Wire is published with supplemental updates to inform, educate and entertain the student body, faculty and community. Unsigned editorials are the consensus opinion of the editorial board and do not always reflect the views of the adviser, staff, administration and/or board of education. Signed editorials reflect the view of the person whose name appears in the byline.

The Wire serves as a forum for the free expression of ideas and opinions of students, staff and community members. We urge readers to write letters to the editor on pertinent matters of concern. Letters must be signed; however, anonymity will be granted if necessary upon request. Members of the editorial board reserve the right to edit all letters to the editor for length or libelous content.

Students, faculty or members of the community with an interesting experience or strong opinion on any subject are also encouraged to write or contact the Wire.

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Just a little too short

Concerts are even worse. Standing is one thing, but when people start jump It’s the same thing every year. Be- ing, the show is over for short people. fore school starts, I go to my pediatri- No matter how high we can jump, the cian to renew my physical in order to tall kids can jump higher. be cleared for school sports. I have People always have something to say some tiny hope in me that I have about our height since they feel they must grown at least one full inch in height speak their minds. “I’ve pretty much from the previous year. But, once I been called a midget, pipsqueak, little munchkin and tater tot,” step on the scale and get measured, red, said sophomore Kara the nurse tells me the same answer; Durning, who is five “You’re five foot and three quarters foot one. of an inch.” Barely breaking five feet

When asking Mr. is a frustration I deal with.

S l o t o r o ff a b o u t We short people go through silent his height, he battles on a daily basis. Sitting in the confidently back of a classroom is a challenge answered when you can’t see the board with “six because a tall kid’s head f o o t blocks your entire one” view. That’s not (Just the worst of it. kidThese kids tend ding, to change their he’s five sitting posifoot five). tion every “If you’re so often, not okay so we with [short have to height] as adjust an adult, o u r then you’ll selves never be okay every time with it,” said this hapSlotoroff. pens. Only “Self deprecawhen they tion is the best slouch way to put it.” in their One common seats are comeback we able we have to see Photo by Val Panza to these without Juniors Rachel Pisani and R.J. Carillo show the large comments a probheight differences that exist at West Essex. is saying lem. we are “I had math class where two tall people “fun-sized,” but I don’t necessarwere blocking my view and I was ily like this response because we are so desperate to see that I asked my more than that. In fact, we are just like teacher to move me up to the front,” “normal” people. said junior Alexis Georgiou, who is So what if we have different clothing sizes? It’s not something we can five foot two.

This problem escalates outside of control, so it must be accepted. Keep school at movie theaters and concerts the comments to yourself because, as well. Trying to see the screen at the odds are, we are already admiring movie theater becomes so difficult how tall everyone is around us. that I sometimes feel like I still need If I reach five foot one, it will be a a booster seat to actually enjoy the major accomplishment for me. That way, when I tell people I’m five foot film. It’s pretty pathetic.

“I missed half of a movie once one, I won’t receive one of those because of someone’s head,” said classy Jenna Marbles faces like I do freshman Jackie Piggott, who is five now (see video “How to Avoid Talkfoot three. “It was hard to follow the ing to People You Don’t Want to Talk movie afterwards.” to” for a visual).

by Daria Forte ’13

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Why Jersey is at the center of reality television

by Sam DiGrande ’13

Between “Jersey Shore,” “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “Jerseylicious,” there is no shortage of reality television shows centered around New Jersey.

Whether it is the big hair, big fights or big egos, people around the world are drawn to these shows. New Jersey has swiftly become a state known for its reality TV stars, but do they really represent the true New Jersey? “‘Jerseylicious’ really shows how important appearances are in Jersey.

Everyone goes to the salon to get their hair and nails done; the show isn’t much of an exaggeration,” said freshman Caleigh Flanagan.

“Jerseylicious” is a different kind of reality show taking place at the Gatsby Salon in Green Brook, N.J. Instead of following around the stars’ daily lives, the show revolves around their work lives. Employees Gayle Giacomo, Christy Pereira and Oliva Blois Sharpe as well as many others are the stars of the show as they go through the drama of working at a top notch Jersey hair salon. The ratings for this show have drastically increased since it aired on March 10,

Wakile. We welcome them into 2010, from approximately 300,000 our homes, witness them viewers to the 665,000 viewers celebrate holidays, have it has now. family feuds and many We can’t help that we’re other personal events. nosy. We’re entertained We watch so much by watching dramatic of their lives, in television that supposfact, that edly depicts the real we feel lives of other Jerlike we sey residents. almost know “I’m addictthem pered to the ‘Real sonally.

Housewives of “RHONJ” New Jersey’… it’s is in its just so entertainfourth ing,” said sophomore season, Lindsey Reed. and the The “Real Houseshow doesn’t wives of New Jersey” seem to be ending (“RHONJ”), in addition anytime soon. “It to the many other vergives N.J. a bad sions of the “Real Housereputation. Not evwives”, has become one of eryone’s like that,” the most watched reality telesaid sophomore vision shows. “I make sure to Gaby Zanramo. watch every week. The drama

“Jersey Shore” has really gets you hooked,” said become one of the sophomore Lisa Fitzgerald. most talked The cameras follow around Cartoon by Vittoria Contuzzi about shows in five ladies in their day to day lives. the past three “RHONJ” stars include Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline years. This show has made for many Laurita, Melissa Gorga and Kathy funny moments, hysterical Hallow-

een costumes and new sayings like “T-shirt time” and “grenade.” But the main problem with the show, other than the fact that many of the cast members aren’t even from New Jersey, is that the show doesn’t portray New Jersey residents in a realistic way. Yet, people from all over the world tune in every Thursday, also known as “Jerzday” to most viewers, to see what will happen next.

The common theme throughout all of these reality TV shows is the drama.

Jersey reality shows thrive on having more explosive fights, big egos and attitude. And, let’s face it, any fight is funnier if it’s in a New Jersey accent.

We find other people’s lives entertaining, especially if it includes ridiculous fights and confrontations.

Every week on each of these shows there is a new problem: a character usually hooks up with her friend’s boyfriend or manages to insult someone’s family. The conflicts never seem to end. As long as it’s not happening to us, we love it.

Reality TV shows thrive on the fact that people are nosy, and if they are successful in making it seem like we’re getting an inside look into a celebrity’s drama filled life, it will be sure to succeed.

Turning 18 doesn’t mean a thing Does it bother you...? the military and go to Afghanistan to fight. Which one sounds like a more Turning 18 marks a turning point life-changing, mature decision? in teenage My theory is lives. Childthis: the govhoods are ofernment is ficially over jealous of our and we are no youth and in a longer those ridiculous atinnocent little tempt to spite children that us, they strip once scamus of all the pered around benefits that the sandbox come with bewithout a care ing a young in the world. adult. T h i s Upon passill-conceived Cartoon by Vittoria Contuzzi ing this barendeavor rier into adultleaves us unhood, society able to enjoy any real freedom. We immediately burdens us by placing should be able to decide what goes the full wrath of law on our shoulders, into our bodies. yet we are still unable to experience Turning 18 in this country really the complete freedoms and benefits only means one thing: We can now the law has to offer. According to be arrested and incarcerated into a the law, turning 18 means that we are federal state prison. Instead of getold enough to make decisions about ting off with a warning for things we most things, but not everything. would have as 17 year olds, we now We cannot consume alcohol or qualify to wind up in Shawshank with smoke tobacco, but we can enlist in Morgan Freeman.

by Jack Boyd-Dias ’12

by Lee Shearin ’12

Does it bother you when people eat “fresh” apples out of a plastic bag? The Motts company sells their fresh Granny Smith apples pre-sliced, pre-packaged and as dry and disgusting as they come. How is something out of a bag fresh? When I bite into an apple, I want to taste the shine wax and pesticides that mask the crisp, sour flavor. Though only seen in children’s cartoons, I’d rather bite into an apple that has a worm in it than bite into an apple that comes in a package. At least with the worm, I know that it is actually fresh and that the worm must have found that apple particularly choice, so why wouldn’t I? Once out to dinner at the California Pizza Kitchen, my brother received a chicken caesar salad and half of a small frog. He never said he didn’t want the frog, so I partially hold him in fault. The waitress gave us the meal for free and apologized, saying that they had just received a new shipment of lettuce. To me, the frog just meant freshness. I continued eating the salad, and we got a free meal out of it. WIN-WIN. I have an impeccable immune system, because I am not worried about being sick, and if I do get sick, I pull it together and

get over it. I attribute my immune system to my reckless abandon and commitment to constantly putting my health at risk. A Skittle drops on the floor, and I’m going to get that thing, whether I’m on a New York Subway or in a bed-and-breakfast in Narnia. The five second rule is irrelevant.

Even the water these days isn’t fresh.

I only drink out of the tap at home. Yes, water bottles are convenient, but the fresh taste of Poland Spring is absurd. “Poland Spring” isn’t even in Poland, or anywhere for that matter. Kids these days are getting horrible tooth decay because of Fluoridedeficiency. This is because all they drink is bottled water and there are beneficial minerals in “hard” water. I am happy that the vengeful gods are cursing these children with oral tribulations; serves them right for not condescending to drink out of the sink, the exact same thing as bottled water only with more minerals.

So everyone get out there, shut your mouths and enjoy nature the way it should be. Drink out of the fresh waters of Fiji, eat an apple from the White House garden, get an ordinance to hunt deer in Essex Fells and eat the sweet venison cooked or raw. Live a pure life in every sense of the word.

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Is the youth uncouth? The definition of spring attire

by Gaby Roth ’13

“What’s the matter with kids these days?” “When I was your age…(insert comment about children being ungrateful).” Over the years, adults have said many phrases like this one, reflecting their view that the youth of today are ill-mannered and rude. But are these opinions of adults realities or simply misconceptions?

Our actions as teenagers are fitting with the present culture. We listen to music by Eminem and Nicki Minaj just as our parents listened to music by The Grateful Dead. And just as our parents were criticized for their taste in music, we are condemned for the vulgarity of the songs on our iPods. But are we to blame for this phenomenon?

Think back to the counterculture of the 1960s, a time of mass protest and youth uprisings. Although our music may be seen as crude in the eyes of our parents, it is not a new happening. In fact, the idea of youthful rebellion in the form of music was created during our parents’ generation.

“Someone’s taste in music is their opinion. There’s nothing we can do to choose what we do and don’t like,” said junior Mark Mascera. There is nothing wrong with us wanting to live young, wild and free, or singing about it.

Not only are we “kids these days” justified in our tastes of music, but we have also proven to be dedicated to our academia. According to census.gov, 52 percent of high school graduates enrolled in college in the year 1970, whereas 70 percent enrolled in 2009. Is this 22 percent increase not enough to prove that teenagers today are just as much, if not more

studious and committed to education as those of our parents’ generation? Personal Finance teacher Mrs. Emering thinks it is.

“I’ve had countless positive experiences over the past 30 years where I’ve seen kids strive to do their best. They’ve set goals for themselves, worked hard, met their commitments academically and with sports. They really shine,” said Emering.

A defining attribute of our generation is our unbelievable capacity for acceptance and tolerance. I can vividly remember arguing with my grandfather about why gay marriage should be universally legalized, but being unable to shift his opinions. He would call me liberal, but I always just thought of it as open-mindedness. There is no doubt that much change that has come about in the decade – Massachusetts being the first state to allow same-sex marriage in 2004, California’s 2008 Supreme Court overturn of the ban on gay marriage and New York’s allowance of gay marriage beginning this past July – was sparked by the unbiased attitudes of our generation and our unyielding fight for equality.

When we look back on our generation as teens in 20 years, perhaps lyrics to “Call Me Maybe” or images of DJ Pauly D will come to mind. We must not be ashamed of the culture of our youth, and realize that we are different from our parents. To all the adult readers: please stop censuring us and let us “kids these days” live our lives. To my fellow students: keep doing what you’re doing, because contrary to what adults may say, we aren’t uncouth and don’t need reformation. As Steve Jobs said, “stay hungry, stay foolish.” The longevity of our childhood is preciously fading, so we might as well cause some mayhem in the meantime.

adapts to the mercurial weather forecasts. Stepping into the shorts territory The dreary winter weather fades for girls, however, is rather tricky. away, the flowers start to bloom and the “I think it’s ridiculous that for one sun begins to shine. Along with the sud- day, when it barely reaches 70 degrees, girls show up with short shorts den change in and tank tops,” weather said sophocomes a sudmore Jackie den change Schwartz. of attire.

“Girls need to Often, girls wait until it’s face challenges really hot to wear when it comes these clothes.” to dressing for

For girls, shorts are the fluctuating too short and often temperatures. too thin to make When I walk it through the cold out the door in morning weather. If the morning, it the weather reaches could be 40 deat least 75 degrees, grees. Such cold shorts are acceptable, numbers indiif paired with cate that winter Photo by Val Panza a thicker clothing is top. Howin order. It’s hard to determine what to wear in this unpredictable spring weather. ever, there’s But by simply no the time I need to wear come home from school, it’s 75 degrees. This weather calls for summer practically nothing if it’s barely spring attire. It seems that spring clothing weather. cannot truly be defined. However, “I wear shorts in the spring all the there are some obvious choices for this time,” said freshman Rose Pezzuti.

“It’s more comfortable when it’s hot to seasonal clothing.

For boys, a simple t-shirt and shorts just wear shorts. As long as nothing is are acceptable for spring weather. Typi- hanging out, it’s perfectly fine to wear cally, boys’ shorts are long and thick shorts now.” enough to provide some warmth in Girls, please be wise when choosing the morning, while suiting the warmer your spring attire. If wearing shorts, balance your outfit with a warmer top. afternoon weather.

The easiest fashion choice for girls If wearing a tank top, balance it out with is pairing a short sleeve top with long long pants. Tank tops and short shorts pants and some sandals. This outfit simply don’t cut it until the summer.

by Regina Walter ’13

Senioritis for the nerds of the grade Some seniors continue working even though they are into college

by Julie Kayzerman ’12

Senior year is typically characterized by senioritis, or the act of not doing anything productive in school as a result from a lack of motivation to work hard after having been accepted to college. But for the nerds of the grade, including myself, the typical student has stacked his or her schedule with every AP class available while juggling three varsity sports and a job. As a result, we hop into school sporting comfortable sweats, a tee shirt and a hunch back from the thick textbooks they carry around while exchanging stories of sleep deprivation and pulling all-nighters.

The typical nerd starts his/her homework after school, but soon begins to think, “It’s

my senior year; what do I need to do this for?” So they open their laptop and tweet something clever about how sleeping trumps homework and finishes it off with a “#senioritis.” Unfortunately, senior Matt Branco can’t help but to go back to doing his homework despite his claims that he wouldn’t do anything once midterms were over. Branco said, “I can’t not study. I feel obligated to always do my best.” Branco continues to maintain high grades in rigorous courses even though he admits that, “grades don’t really matter anymore.”

Some seniors have not been fazed by senioritis at all. As I asked senior James Lovey about his experience with senioritis, he simply said, “You’re asking the wrong person.”

Senior Becca Cestari has been spotted

with piles of note cards in her hands during test days. “I go through packs of note cards like they’re water,” said Cestari.

Cestari keeps bins of her old note cards organized by subject because she “just couldn’t throw them out.” Being diagnosed as an overachiever, Becca was prescribed with senioritis. However, it has not been able to break her note card making habits despite her acceptance to six colleges.

As I approached senior David Shields and began to question him about his senior year study habits, he was furiously calculating the problems on his AP statistics homework and scrambling over notes for his upcoming AP physics test. He said, “I’m more relaxed, and if by chance I do poorly, I know it’s not important.”

Other senior nerds are still stricken with panic at the thought of seeing the color coded “tardy” square next to their name in Genesis (which they coincidently check more than Facebook). This is usually the reason you will see them power walking to class down the hallway and surging their way through a crowd of large backpacks and slow walkers.

“I get angry when kids walk at a snail’s pace and block the hallways, hindering people who actually remotely care about school from getting to classes on time,” said senior Stephen O’Neill.

It’s senior year and many have been committed to college since December, but let’s face it: no matter how hard we try to slack off, a touch of senioritis isn’t enough to cure the ways of nerds.

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Arts special feature: Hashtags

#Thatawkwardmoment when...

by Mikayla Cimilluca ’12 and Jackie Fusco ’12

There are those moments everyone wishes they could go back and erase from their memory. While it was beyond embarrassing when it happened, it is only something to laugh at and potentially tweet about right after. Sometimes we just cannot avoid the awkward moments that always seem to happen,

leaving your face bright red and your body overheated. Below, West Essex students and faculty share a few of their tweet-worthy awkward moments. #Thatawkwardmoment when you have toilet paper stuck on your foot while walking around in public.

Being on a plane with your two kids is a handful, especially when you have to take seven trips back and forth to the bathroom. Head field hockey and lacrosse coach Ms. Jill Cosse was on her way back to row

19 out of 37 when the woman sitting next to her motioned to her foot. “The lady smiled and pointed to the ground behind me. I turned around to see that I had a three foot piece of toilet paper attached to my foot.

At that point all I could do was laugh to make it less awkward,” said Coach Cosse. Next time, Cosse will be sure to check both feet before stepping out of the bathroom.

#Thatawkwardmoment when you can’t talk because you have way too much food stuffed into your mouth.

Getting singled out in class is one of the worst things ever. Whether you know the answer or not, it’s something most students try to avoid.

There are always those quiet kids who you are shocked to hear speak when they answer a question or suddenly raise their hand. However, for senior Richie Maxwell, this wasn’t exactly the case. “I never said one word in math class last year and the one time my teacher called on me, I had an Oreo in my mouth and I couldn’t talk,” said Maxwell.

Talk about bad timing. Leaving his mouth full and his face the color of a tomato, Maxwell couldn’t have asked for a more awkward moment. #Thatawkwardmoment when you jump on a stranger’s back t h i n k i n g i t ’s one of your friends.

play field hockey outside of high school. “I saw the blonde hair and jeans that looked like something Melissa would wear,” said Berse. With this idea, Berse got a running start and leaped into a full on bear hug on what turned out to be a complete stranger’s back. “It turned out to be a mom and she just laughed and said it was okay, but we both knew how awkward it really was,” said Berse.

Luckily, the woman did not end up bruised, as opposed to poor Berse’s ego. #Thatawkwardmoment when your fly is down in front of a group of people.

English teacher Ms. Macaluso had a traumatizing experience when she was standing in front of the classroom a few years ago. “I saw a student in the back of the room lean over to a friend and I didn’t hear what he said but I could read his lips saying that my zipper was down,” said Ms. Olivia Macaluso. She was mortified and didn’t know what to do. She quickly gave her students an assignment and ran to her desk, saving herself from any more embarrassment. #Thatawkwardmoment when you get caught on a random student’s backpack.

Freshman Alyssa Menendez was walking innocently in the hallway as she always does, or so she thought.

When she looked up, she saw her sleeve attached to a random person’s backpack. “He was basically dragging me down the hallway before I could tell him that I was stuck. I didn’t even know the kid,” said Menendez.

Thankfully, a friend going in the opposite direction saw her and managed to help her get untangled from the stranger’s backpack, detaching her from further embarrassment.

As terrible as these experiences may seem at the time of their occurance, they always make for good

While at an indoor field hockey tournament, junior Paulina Berse was near the bathroom when she saw someone who appeared to look like senior field hockey goalie Melissa Laible. Keep in mind, Laible did not attend this tournament, nor does she

Cartoon by Grace Barretti

stories to share later.

When you think that you’re the only one suffering from an uncomfortable situation, just remember these mortifying stories. You’re never alone in your awkwardness.

Graphic by Sh

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taking over W.E.’s Twitter feed

hannon McGlynn

#YOLO: You only live once

ing elaborate plans with unique costumes that allow them to truly believe that they “only live once.”

After Drake used the phrase “You Junior Stephanie D’Ascoli said, only live once” in his famous song, “Sometimes I drive around in my “The Motto” featuring Lil Wayne, the full-body chicken costume and stare hash tag YOLO emerged as a twitter at people at red lights to make them phenomenon. #YOLO is much more feel uncomfortable. #YOLO.” than just an expression; #YOLO is The members of the Wessex a lifestyle. #YOLO gives people Wire staff have been known to the opportunity to do anything from embrace YOLO as well. Like body slamming into a sleeping cat to D’Ascoli, senior Nicole Del going to McDonald’s and asking for Mauro has had her fair share of fries without potatoes, according to moments with a ridiculous cosYoloJokes on Twitter. #YOLO gives tume. “The boy I babysit after people the excuse to do anything they school has a gorilla suit. When he want, regardless of how absurd or would go outside to play, I would ridiculous it may seem. put it on before going out to watch West Essex students frequently use him and wave to cars passing by. You #YOLO in their every day life. For only live once, right?” most students, however, #YOLO is Even teachers are now using the more than just a phrase used on Twitterm YOLO. Spanish teacher Mrs. ter. Junior Matt Garvey said, “YOLO Trinidad was frustrated with all of is just a way of life. Whenever there her students who irresponsibly forgot is something I’m iffy about, YOLO to do their homework the previous pops into mind and I automatically night. In response she said, “I know do it, unless it will hurt people. Then you guys think you only live once, that’s just dumb.” For other regular YOLO, but you have to do your YOLO users, their health and well behomework every night.” ing is tossed aside when YOLO-ing.

Whether you’re downing a But Junior Mark Mascera, who can defiterbeer with severe dairy allergies or nitely be considered a YOLO whiz, simply running around in full-body disregards his own bodily inefficienPhoto by Sam Gilbert animal costumes, rememcies when doing something ber the motto: you only spontaneous and outrageous.

Senior Nicole Del Mauro embraces life dressed as a ferocious beast. live once.

He supports his endeavors

by Zoe Elfenbein ’13

while using #YOLO. Mascera said, “This one time at Harry Potter world, I was told there was dairy in the Butterbeer and I knew I would have an allergic reaction because I’m allergic to all dairy products, but I thought YOLO and drank it anyw a y. T h e n I had an allergic reaction and my throat c l o s e d up.”

Other students enjoy mak-

Wessex Wire staff picks their favorite hashtags @ValeriePanza, Photo Editor: “Fi- @JackieFusco, Photo Editor: “Always @StevenCzachor, Staff Writer: nally meeting the Magliaro twins having a desire to wear cowboy boots to “Nine months of grueling hockey and one team lifting the world’s most fafrom the Sports section #twinning” school #CountryGirl” mous trophy #BecauseIt’sTheCup” @RyanRinksey, Chief Staff Writer: @MikaylaCimilluca, Feature Editor: “Arguing over who is the Chief Staff “Arriving to class on time after getting to @SamDiGrande, News Editor: “Getting your braces off and having people see you Writer #JournBoyProblems” school at 7:41 a.m. #Winning” afterwards, forgetting you ever had them @JackBoyd-Dias, Staff Writer: @ZoeElfenbein, Sports Apprentice: on in the first place #PearlyWhites” “There are feet in the potato salad! “Wearing shorts in the middle of winter @VincentCosenzo, Staff Writer: “An#RocketPower” #GlobalWarming” cient Hawaiians say when you’re itch@EdGeorge, Sports Editor: “Looking @RyanTowey, Editor in Chief: “Giving ing for the waves, the only lotion is the for the milk-free aisle in Shop-Rite #Al- people orders and having a maniacally ocean #Tito #RocketPower” lergyProblems” huge ego #EditorInChiefProblems” @AlexSchwartz, Opinion Editor: “Having @DariaForte, Copy Editor: “Of course @NicoleDelMauro, Arts & Culture Editor: nothing to tweet about #SorryNotSorry” I choose to straighten my hair on a rainy “Having to leave a journalism work night day #CurlyHairProblems” to get your gorilla costume for your section @LeeShearin, Opinion Editor: “I wish the people in my gym class would take Ultimate in the paper #JournGirlProbelms” Frisbee more seriously #GymClassHero” @ReginaWalter, Arts & Culture Editor: “Staring at your massive collec- @GriffinGlenn, Feature Editor: “When tion of nail polish for an hour before everyone attacks you during lunch because @Ms. Lo, Wessex Wire Adviser: “Bringing deciding which to use to paint your your mom makes the best sandwiches my own water bottle to the movie theater again #Recessionista” nails #TrendyGirl” #PaniniProblems”

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Cranky cliques, zany teachers and some musical numbers

Varco succeeded in portraying Troy Bolton as a socially confused boy who When “High School Musical” was just wants to leap off the basketball released on the Disney Channel in courts to join Gabriella on the stage.

2006, we entered the warped represen- It is a shame, however, that more time tation of high school where everyone could not have been dedicated to them can sing, and the entire student body for more intimate moments, as almost can spontaneously break into complex all of the major solo numbers or duets became large group numbers that fell dance numbers. a little flat. The musical did not give Malanga enough chances to show off her vocal chops, and gave neither of the leads a chance to show their oft proven acting range. The best acted, most in Because of the movie version’s popular timate number was “When There Was Me and You.” success, anticipation was high for the

As is often the case, West Essex Masquers’ production of the audience kept at least one “High School Musical: On very interested eye on the Stage!” The musical was antagonists of the story, the directed by Ms. Christa drama club divas who Sorrentino and starred seek to thwart Gabrijunior Marisa Malanga as ella and Troy’s efnerd-turned-singer Gabriella forts to sing in the Montez and junior Joey musical. Sharpay LaVarco as Troy BolEvans (senior ton, the basketball Gina Morrello) star who falls for and Ryan Evans Gabriella, setting (senior Jesse Asoff a star-crossed ché) are the only charlover’s romance. acters who actually When they dehave more than one cide to audition for dimension. Sharpay the leads in the school chooses to be a brat musical, the status because it makes her quo is turned upside feel better about herdown, and the anger self, and Ryan has to of their clique-obdecide between being sessed friends is Sharpay’s dutiful sideignited. kick and being nice for Malanga was a change. As charming as Jenna Bartello and Mitchell Epstein pose for pictures at a result, they the end of their performance. are the only Gabriella characters Montez, with somewith a voice that truly filled the room. La- what believable turnarounds. Morrello and

by Ryan Towey ’12

Review

Asché played their roles with just the right cret love of baking, highlighting the amount of tackiness to make them funny. i d e a that, in the “High Sharpay and Ryan’s “What I’ve School MusiBeen Looking For” cal” universe, was funny while the true indialso managing vidual lies to demonstrate just beMorrello’s voneath the cal prowess. surface.

The most B u t complex the bignumber, gest “Stick to laughs the Status award Quo,” which simply involved the has to whole compago to ny, was acsenior tually very Katesuccessful lyn Faand underbiano as scored the Ms. Darmusical’s bus, the inflated zany thevision ater teacher Photos by Valerie Panza of high who carries Marisa Malanga andJoey LaVarco share a moment in school, a r o u nd a the last scene of “High School Musical.” in which tambourine. strict soHer comical cial boundaries are policed by Sharpay’s insistence on the arts reigning supreme is “Clique Theory,” where all members of a crowd-pleaser. The audience was conthe student body are expected to stick sistently excited to see Fabiano step onto to where they belong. the stage. Freshman Mitchell Epstein also The very idea makes the whole mu- added flavor to the cast as a loud, overlysical almost unrecognizable as a typi- enthusiastic student who provides the daily cal high school experience, but each school announcements. individual actor succeeds in making At the finale, everyone ends up exactfun of his or her own stereotype. Se- ly where we knew they would. Troy and nior Krista Liotti, for example, was Gabriella finally share a kiss, Sharpay excellent as braniac Taylor McKessie, and Ryan are reformed, and all of our a character who thoroughly enjoys other favorite characters suddenly exercising her brain power over oth- find a romantic counterpart in each ers. Senior Nick Samra, who played other. Everyone affirms their newfound basketball player Zeke Baylor, had friendship by singing it out in “We’re great comedic timing whenever he All in This Together (Reprise).” interjected about his character’s se- It was very high school.

Nevermind, we won’t find someone like Adele

by Nicole Del Mauro ’12

She’s seemingly everywhere. Stu-

dents are belting out “Set Fire to the Rain” at home in their showers, tweeting lyrics from “Someone Like You” to express their frustrating love failures and physically unable to change the radio station when her singles are played every 15 minutes. Whether it’s the heart-wrenchingly true lyrics or her distinctive soulful R&B sound, Adele has undoubtedly stolen hearts around the world. Yet what is it that has West Essex and the rest of society head over heels in love with the young British phenomenon?

“I find her very inspirational,” said

senior Hannah Pappas. “She sings about ending up where you need to be despite present struggles.”

According to USA Today, after winning six Grammy’s this year, Adele’s album sold 730,000 copies in the following week. Since the release of “21,” 7.3 million copies have been sold and it is the first album to go double platinum on iTunes, the Huffington Post reported. It’s spent a record-setting 21 non-consecutive weeks at number one on the Top 200 chart and has surpassed both Michael Jackson’s “Bad” and Queen’s “Greatest Hits II” on the Top 10 Best-selling albums chart in the UK, according to The BBC. The numbers don’t lie; it’s no secret

that Adele is the artist people want to hear right now. This kind of thing happens all the time. A new talent surfaces and people are interested and surprised by just how good they are. However, Adele has done much more than impress a few people with her pipes. She has taken over the music scene and surpassed older obsessions effortlessly.

History teacher Ms. Caroline Blanchard said, “Adele appeals to a lot of people who want to hear mainstream vocals. I think she brings in a Lady Gaga audience as well as more conservative listeners.”

Lady Gaga is more famously known for her bizarre style and performances than her actual talent, and artists

like Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry hop on the bandwagon with wacky hair colors and outfits in order to assert themselves as individuals among their fellow entertainers. People are going to buy the albums of the artists they want to listen to. No one is putting their money towards listening to someone sing because they look the weirdest. Adele stands out from the crowd because she isn’t afraid to get up onstage and show herself for exactly what she is: a young, talented woman with a story to tell. That will always be more valuable than the others who can make themselves out to be nothing more than something to look at.

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Mrs. Barros: finding two homes and reaching her students

by Ryan Towey ’12

When I walked into her classroom for our interview, Mrs. Taciana Barros was still on the move.

“Can you wait for me for just one minute?” she asked in her Brazilian accent, one which she and her students describe as “coot,” her pronunciation of “cute.”

She sat down for 10 minutes with a student who needed help with his physics homework, her hands flying in the air, demonstrative and filled with energy for the subject at hand.

Barros never pictured herself in America, but when her husband moved to the United States in 1992 for his corporate job as a chemical engineer, she agreed to move with him from Brazil for his three year stint in the States.

“I really came with the mindset of three years,” said Barros. But when her husband’s company asked him to stay in America permanently, Barros was conflicted. She had two children, Alice and Guilherme, whom she wanted to raise in the best way possible. Barros finally made her decision. “I will have two homes,” she said.

Formerly a chemical engineer in the Brazilian private sector, Barros decided to take a few years off to raise her kids in the

tradition of both American and Brazilian culture. “They don’t feel foreign here or in Brazil,” said Barros of her children.

“When I arrived here, Guil didn’t know English,” said Barros of her son, who spoke only Portuguese. She placed him in a preschool, the same in which chemistry teacher Dr. Denise D’Meo’s son was enrolled.

Photo by Geena Martorana

Mrs. Barros helps senior Harry Neugold with his physics problems.

S o began one of the most epic teacher friendships to walk the halls of West Essex. While neither Barros nor D’Meo was a teacher when they first met, Barros suggested that they both become teachers in order to have more time to spend with their kids. Barros began teaching physics 13 years ago. D’Meo began teaching two years after Barros, and they both worked together in Cedar Grove

Lies our parents told us

believed them.

The most common lie parents told My mother used to tell me that eat- us as kids concerned our appearance. “I ing carrots would make my hair grow was told that if you made weird faces, your longer. Hearing this, as a kid who des- face would get stuck like that,” said junior perately wanted long hair, made carrots Kelly Keegan. Back when crossing our seem like a miracle vegetable. And so, eyes was a really cool talent, my parents I ate carrots. told me that my eyes would get stuck like As children, we were extremely gull- that if I crossed them too frequently. ible. Our parents were seen as all-knowing Sophomore Kara Durning said,“My figures, and often took advantage of this. mom told me that if I didn’t stop biting They chose to, at times, tell us innocent my nails when I was little, they would lies to trick us into doing something they fall off.” deemed necessary.

The lying, however, didn’t stop there. It I also had a strange objection to meat seems that parents have some sort of a lie and fish. Chicken, however, was wonder- for every bad situation we found ourselves ful in my five year old mind. My parents in.“My mom used to tell me that every chose to tell me that all meat was chicken. time I cried, I would get a cold,” said junior Steak in my house was not steak, it was Gabriella Marzullo. chicken. Flounder in my house was not Although the lies they told us seem flounder, it was chicken. They somehow crazy now, there was once a time when managed to convince me to eat anything we actually believed them. Their lies that was put on my plate with this tactic. were completely harmless, and of course Chicken seems to be the subject of they had the best of intentions. We wound many parents’ lies. “My mom used to up, in the end, exactly where our parents tell my brother that if he ate too much wanted us to be. For most of us, the fear chicken, he would turn into one,” said created by our parents caused us to finally junior Zack Bachmann. The lies seem drop those weird habits and give in to our so outrageous now, yet, as children, we parents’ requests.

by Regina Walter ’13

for a couple of years. When D’Meo moved to West Essex, she encouraged Barros to follow her so that they might be closer to home and work together again.

“I hired her as my replacement,” said Director of Curriculum Mr. Ryan Gupta.

“Dr. D’Meo knew her and recommended her. I knew she was good from the first time I interviewed her. The kids loved her. It

made the transition very easy.” Barros feels that teaching is a good combination of her skills. “I have the type of personality in that I am a good communicator and a good analytical thinker,” said Barros. Her job as chemical engineer did not allow her to employ those communication skills, but teaching does.

“My father always wanted me to be a

lawyer, but he didn’t want the decision to come from him,” said Barros. “He was a special man.”

When looking for her first career, Barros wasn’t one to settle. “At my time, a woman being a chemical engineer was harder,” she said. “I think I went for the challenge.” Barros feels that she has less in common with her mother, who still lives in Brazil, but said, “She is the strength of our family.”

Barros has learned lessons taught to her from both her mother and father in order to be an effective teacher.

“Every student that I have can tell how passionate I am about physics,” said Barros. “The students feel that I come prepared. I set the bar high, but I think they feel that I am here to help.”

Her popularity amongst students is apparent based on her election as the National Honor Society 2012 Educator Honoree.

As one of the most successful teachers at West Essex, however, Barros’ success is ultimately based on her true passion.

“As teachers we have tremendous power to make you guys care,” said Barros.

She said that the purpose of teaching is “to reach, somehow. I care not only about the physics concepts, but also the skills I am giving to you.”

Bits of senior wisdom

by Nicole Del Mauro ’12

Every senior can look back at their experience in high school and think of all the things they never want to forget. I can’t sit here and delight everyone with news of a time machine that can bring everyone back to do it all over again. However, these are a few tips for the underclassmen that can go a long way when trying to make decisions throughout what can sometimes be the treacherous adolescent experience.

Don’t be fooled into thinking school spirit is shameful It may seem a little dumb when spirit week rolls around to pick out a pair of pajamas to wear to school or cover yourself in a single color from head to toe according to your grade. However, in the future years of adulthood where fun is harder to come by, these are the memories you will look back on fondly and laugh about. The more students that take part in school events, the more enjoyable it is for everybody. And school spirit doesn’t stop at wearing weird outfits five days out of the year. Going to school productions and supporting West Essex teams are always good ways to encourage fellow students.

Anyone who takes part in an activity wants their hard work to be noticed. What better way to celebrate their effort than with a large audience present to see them perform or a set of full bleachers cheering on their team?

Don’t bite off more than you can chew Sometimes students get a bad case of AP fever. They choose their classes with college in mind, so they try to take as many high level courses as possible. While ambition is one of the greatest qualities a young person can have, it is best to be realistic with your abilities and schedules. It can be hard to keep up with the work, which would negatively affect your GPA in the end.

Other students try to participate in as many sports and after school activities as possible. Although enthusiasm to take part in extra curriculars is always positive in the eyes of the school, this enthusiasm is lost when you cannot put a decent amount of time into the things you sign up for. Actively participating in a few things you really enjoy is better than trying to be involved in everything because it’s impossible to be involved in everything 100 percent.

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The best lunches in the school

and Matt Rando. Rando usually gets

by Griffin Glenn ’13 several different types of chicken cutlet As great as the new sandwich station sandwiches. at our school is, nothing can compare “Michelle Rando gets the job to a stellar homemade lunch. I have done,” said Rando of his mother’s come forth as a lunch expert to dis- lunch skills. cover who has the greatest lunch in Rando’s sandwiches are excellent, the school. I am qualified to undertake but Hamker takes lunch to a whole such a task because I believe I am new level. Almost every day, Hamthe recipient of some of the greatest ker’s mother brings him epic meals homemade lunches of all time, my unfit for the lunchroom setting. “They mom’s chicken cutlet and pesto panini are like these big full course meals that on Italian bread with mozzarella. someone would usually eat at dinner I will begin with two freshmen whose time,” said Hamker. For example, meals really caught my eye. The best Hamker’s mother once brought him lunch in the grade is a close race between pork chops and mashed potatoes Imon Mirghahari and Jake Hrinuk. An alternative route to the tradiI m o n ’ s parents are the owners of tional homemade lunch is displayed

by Mr. Freda. Freda doesn’t make any food at home, but he does bring in his own bread to school. Using this bread he has the lunch ladies make him whatever he desires.

“They’ll make me whatever I want. Turkey, Photo by Helena Voltmer roast beef and I can get lettuce, tomato and onion. I can get the The photo depicts one of Mrs. Glenn’s paninis. same sandwich as everyone else for $.75,” said Freda. A great homemade lunch is unparalleled; not one, but two local Subways. This however, some people are not fortunate means he is supplied with a myriad enough to get one every day. of cold cuts and hot sandwiches, Luckily, the revamped lunchroom profrom a simple tuna with lettuce to vides the consumer with some excellent the slightly more complex chicken, alternatives. “The most popular lunch is bacon and ranch. probably the chicken cutlet, mozzarella, “They’re magically delicious,” said roasted peppers and balsamic vinegar Mirghahari. sandwich. The salads also fly out of Hrinuk on the other hand will some- here,” said Anne, a cafeteria employee. times receive a treat that sets itself Another lunch that is gaining some apart from the rest of the lunchtime popularity among students is the pack. A lightly toasted blueberry bagel chicken, bagel, ranch and hot sauce. with butter, cinnamon sugar, baked It may seem strange but it is all in the ham covered in a glaze and syrup mix preparation. One buys the chicken and finally sprinkled with salt. No one and the bagel. Then pour the ranch can deny that this is a delicious meal; on top. Cut the sandwich in half and however, the fact that he doesn’t eat pour two packets of hot sauce. It is this on a consistent basis puts him out a surprisingly delicious meal. of contention. The title of best fresh- Lunch is a time of much needed man lunch goes to Mirghahari. relaxation and decompression that Two seniors who are also the recipients would not be complete without an of impeccable lunches are DJ Hamker incredible meal.

It’s a real Emergen-C

confidence in Emergen-C. “Emergen-C definitely works. When I’m sick I drink Being stuck inside school all day leaves glass after glass of it and can literally feel you susceptible to symptoms relating to my sinuses clearing up,” said Leonardis. the common cold like runny noses and While many feel these items are crecoughs. We are constantly surrounded ated to cure their illness, in the eyes of Nurse Paula Frisch they by that annoying couldn’t be more wrong. kid who sniffles “They are created to and blows his nose prevent, not cure,” said during a test.

Frisch. She emphasizes Many students the word “prevent” befeel that Emercause she believes there gen-C or Airborne realistically is no cure to Formula will authe common cold. tomatically solve “A good hand washthe solution to ing and chicken soup avoid being sick. may be the best thing,” A packet of powCartoon by Vittoria Contuzzi said Frisch. der or a tablet full of vitamin C, herbs and other minerals “Emergen-C is a miracle in a pouch,” can suddenly make you feel good as new. said senior Kalyn Schwartz.

Schwartz drank Emergen-C several Seems like magic.

Some think it’s the cure of a lifetime, while times during her field hockey season to others laugh because Emergen-C and Air- prevent getting sick for big games. borne could never actually make someone For many, it’s just a mind over matter feel better. Are these drinks really the cure type of thing. If you want to become to your sickness or are they myths? Here’s healthy, there’s not much you can do what the students and staff of West Essex besides rest your body and wait. While it’s a myth to some, it works miracles have to say about it.

Senior Mike Leonardis has the utmost for others.

by Mikayla Cimilluca ’12

Lil’ Omz: rap extraordinaire

but when they happen, Lil’ Omz’s fans go crazy. He said, “I also have other attacks saved within the Omz vault.”

Senior Omar Aly has taken it to the Senior Richie Maxwell said, “I get next level. Aly, or in the West Essex butterflies in my stomach when I hear underground rap community known Lil’ Omz spit ill bars. It really gets me as Lil’ Omz, started his rap career last going.” Aly mesmerizes his fans with his year. He posts his own unconventional lyrics raps on Facebook and his fierce voice. periodically, and is

Aly prefers becoming popular rapping in front of a among rap fans at small group of friends. the high school.

He said, “When I’m Aly gets his inspiwith a large crowd I ration from Eminem get somewhat shy and and Big Sean. He blank out, although said, “I want to go lately it hasn’t been a hard like they do.” problem. I’ll just roll Recently, Aly has with it.” Aly has been been going “hard” doing better with supby making his own port from his fans. He instrumentals to acsaid, “When people company his raps. tell me I’m good, it He said, “When I gives me confidence do get beats made and I rap 10 times it’s from my friend better, according to Jake Roseman.”

Lil’Omz my friends.”

He noticed he was Lil’ Omz plans fit for rapping when he realized rhymes were coming to his to post a mix tape in the near future, feahead really quickly. Aly likes rapping turing former West Essex student Brent about anything. He said, “I like rap- Croonquist. He calls it, “Nightmare on Omz Street.” ping. Period.”

So far he has battled senior Ben Ein- “All I want to say is thank you to the horn, and he came back at him with his fans and my raps will get better, I promise own unique rap. These battles are rare, you,” said Lil’Omz. “I do it.”

by Spencer Satz ’12

Photo by Valerie Panza

April 2012

April 2012

Midseason review Boys’ Track

Captains - Juniors Mike Realbuto, Erik Maher and seniors Mike Steets, Stephen O’Neill and Greg Clancy Record - 4-0 Strengths - Middle distance (seniors Matt Mitchell, Jet Navia and Clancy) and 4 X100 Relays (O’Neill, freshman Farukh Bhatti, sophomore Peter Norton and junior Liam Gantz) Next event - Millburn Relays Saturday April 28.

Girls’ Track Captains - Seniors Julie Kayzerman and Julianne Curro and junior Heather Gupton Record - 3-1 Strength - Sprint Medley relay (Kayzerman, freshman Alexis Bartelloni, sophomore Monica Krup and freshman Alexa Alhout) Next event - Millburn Relays Saturday April 28.

Lacrossary

Celly - v. celebration upon scoring a gino

Chay - adj. similar to chill, to be fresh to death or frosty; to have swag.

Chay - n. an unexplained force of the laxer universe. You cannot see it nor describe it, but it’s there.

Chill - adj. to be cool or relaxed (necessary attribute of laxer on and off the lax field).

Gino - n. a goal.

Gnar - adj. short for gnarly; represents anything hardcore.

Lax - n. short for lacrosse.

Swag - n. a player’s style and grace on and off the field. Not only describes a laxer’s attire but also his athleticism on the pitch.

Tickling twine - v. process by which a laxer shoots the ball into the net for a goal.

Golf Captains - Senior Sara Notte Top ched - n. the region in between each Record - 2-6 pipe at the top one foot of the net.

Key players - Juniors Thomas Haversang and Johnny Yuran Next game - April 30 against Montclair Twig - n. device used to throw the lacrosse ball; lacrosse stick.

Compiled by Zoe Elfenbein

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Boys lacrosse looking to rebound

by Jack Boyd-Dias ’12

The West Essex men’s lacrosse squadron hit the field on March 2 and they have been tickling some twine ever since. Led by Coach Tim Glenn, the lax bros have been whipped into tip top shape this season and are planning to attain a good record in order to get a high seed in the state tournament. The Knights have struggled this season and are looking to get back on track with wins in their upcoming games.

Senior forward Anthony Perrotta said, “We are young but very talented, with a lot of potential to make an impact this year.”

Captains of the squad include Perrotta, senior Tom Filipow and junior Matt Garvey. Voted for by their own teammates, this power trio has just the right amount of chay, complimented by a plethora of gnar, leading to a swag level that is world renowned. Senior defensive middy Connor Quinn said, “They lead us by example and that’s what counts.”

Returning to the pitch is an all-star lineup that pings top ched on a daily basis. Senior Tucker Noel is looking forward to scoring

some sick ginos, but points out how critical the celly is. Noel said, “Celly is just as important as the gino. Without the celly, swag level drops drastically.”

Important offensive players include Perrotta, Garvey and recently injured senior Anthony Campanella.

On the defensive end of the field, Filipow leads the way along with junior Carmen Carnevale, as well as sophomores Nicholas Paranzine and Billy Galese. These longpoles are an aggressive bunch, throwing bone-crushing checks as soon as opposing players cross the midfield line. Anchoring the backfield is senior goalie Lee Shearin.

“When the D is on the field, bodies are flying. Simple as that,” Filipow said.

The lax team is not planning on hanging up their twigs any time soon. There is a long road ahead with some tough competition. They remain confident in their abilities to take on anyone. Garvey, a dedicated player and captain, said it all: “Lax is chill.”

Boys’ lacrosse plays their next game at home on Saturday, April 28 at 11 a.m. against Madison.

“Killing” the competition: boys volleyball

of the year. Lisella, who was an all conference and second team all county player, Last year, the boys’ volleyball team will be missed by the team. Junior David accomplished the best record (12-12) in Wang will be Lisella’s replacement for the school history. They also made the state remainder of the season. tournament for the second time, but were Another key player is junior Wyatt Kalb. eliminated by Bergen Catholic. Although He is a returning starter who will be a force they were taken out in the first round, near the net with his height and strong hitthey gained experience in learning what ting skills. “[Kalb] has been a hard worker they need to do to Photo by Mikayla Cimilluca over the past couple of seasons and make another run could really help us be into the state a threat this year,” tournament. said Lisella.

An impor Head coach tant aspect Bill Humes stays to this years optimistic about team is the this year’s team and planned retheir potential to do turn of the great things. “This “core four”, is the most talented, seniors Evan experienced team we The volleyball team huddles up during a G r a u , Ry a n have had. They are very timeout against Morris Hills.

To w e y, S a h i l focused and work exAmin and John tremely hard. The four Lisella. These veterans hoped to bring captains bring great leadership to the leadership, experience and a superior skill team,” said head coach Bill Humes. set to the team. Grau said, “This will be the As of April 24, the team is 7-3 with fourth year that we will be playing together their only losses being against Livingsand as seniors we are going to try and be ton, Wayne Hills and Montclair. They the leaders and help guide this team deep had a big win against North 13th Street into the state tournament.”

Tech, who they deem to be a tough On April 5, however, the volleyball conference opponent, on Friday, April team suffered a major setback. Lisella, 13. This win set the team on track to a key member of the core four, suffered winning the conference. a broken tibia and fibula during a match The Knights were ranked as the 6th seed against Lakeland. The match has been in the Essex County Tournament and their suspended and will continue when West next game is against West Caldwell Tech Essex travels there for their second match on May 1.

by Ryan Rinsky ’12

April 2012 Issue 5

The Wessex Wire Page 12

The Magliaro twins: two are better than one

plays. “They have mental telepathic talks with each other,” said freshman baseball Freshmen twins Dominic and Luke player Joe Gonnella. This skill has helped Magliaro have been playing sports to- guide the baseball team to a 5-6 record so gether since they can remember. far this season. similarities do not As freshmen, they played But the the field, and it basketball and foot- end on seems as though ball, and are now these kids do on the baseball everything team. After t o g e t h e r. working hard “We sleep through West in the Essex basesame room ball tryouts and all our this spring, walls are Luke (2B) Photos by Mikayla Cimilluca covered in and Dom (SS) have become the only freshmen to make baseball posters,” said Luke.

Since they spend all their time together, the varsity team this year.

These identical twins, who seem to be they compete in everything they do. The nearly the same person, attack the game competition began at birth, when Luke was with the same determined attitude and are born one minute before Dom, but it has Photo courtesy of Chris Martin eager to become better players. But their greatly expanded since. They have compebiggest strength is clearly each other. They titions while fielding ground balls with their West Essex lost their first match in the Essex County Tournament which entered them are not only brothers who do everything dad and used to always play competitively into the consolation bracket. The Knights defeated Glen Ridge, Nutley and Columbia on April 21 to win the consolation bracket. The most outstanding player in the tournaon the wiffle ball field they made in their ment was David Shields (pictured on the right). They currently have a record of 8-4. together, but are also best friends.

The early success of these young stars backyard when they were younger. can be attributed to their love for the game Whether or not their connection or and desire to learn from their peers. “I love competitive nature provides them with an baseball. It’s a team sport and everyone advantage, they have been flourishing on the field, and their efforts have gets involved. It’s like a are all a team on and off the field.”

by Krista Liotti ’12 not gone unnoticed. “They family,” said Dom. In continuation of the successful girls’ are hardworking, diligent West Essex Varsity Softball has taken teams at West Essex, the Girls’ Varsity “You go all out for students of the game,” a running start out of the batting box this Lacrosse team is 7-4 for the season as your team. The team is said freshman base- season. The 2012 team is lead by Coaches of April 24. Lead by Coaches Jill Cosse, bigger than yourself,” ball player Michael Andrea Mondadori and Jason Ahmed, as Toni Ann Cavallo and Bettina Mianulli, said Luke.

Cesare.

Even after all well as senior captain Valerie Tully. The the team, after having a rough start “They’re good players to watch this season include the years of livto the season, is now performing ball players. I sophomore pitchers Jenny Shaw ing as identical at a very high level winning six look forward and Courtney Mensch. Tully said, twins, these of their last seven games. With to playing with “Both girls are two still enjoy the motivation of senior capthem for the next great pitchers. switching plactains, Alexis Miller, Natalie three years. They They each have es. “In our game Cafone and Melissa Laible, bring a lot of en- a different attribute against Morris as well as junior captain ergy to the team,” that makes them crucial to the Hills I pitched two Amanda Cassera, the team is said sophomore teammate James success of the team.” innings and he pitched an inning and I now confident in their success. don’t think they knew. We do that all the Panzarino.

Freshman shortstop MoniSenior player Maria Krup said, “At With their recent success, the twins only ca Onorata is an up and comtime,” said Dom. first we started off a little rocky, but Pulling pranks has always been easy for hope to improve as much as they can by ing infielder for the team. we’ve pulled it together and have been the twins, since they can be difficult to tell learning from the experienced players on Out of the team’s seven solid ever since. We’re closer than ever apart. “We used to switch classes on April the team. “I look up to the seniors because wins, three are Super Esthis year.”

Fool’s Day. It worked well until the other they show good leadership and are accom- sex Conference wins. The

The team has a number of valuplished athletes,” said Dom. kids told the teachers,” said Luke. most important win for the able players, including sophomore attack Many of their teammates have taken “They’re extremely rare. They are team was on April 18 against t h e i r wing, Erica Perrotta, who was just named note of their similarities, especially when very impressive,” said baseball coach rival Mount Saint Dominick. The team “Player of the Week” by the state of New it comes to baseball, and even noticed them Scott Illiano. took a small lead over the Mount winning Jersey. Other key players include defenparticipating in the same exact routine But, the most help they can get comes 2-1. The softball Lady Knights have a sive wing Cafone, alongside low defense while stretching their legs to get ready for from each other. “We just want each other record of 8-5 as of April 24.

Laible, who will play lacrosse next year practice. Some even feel their connection to get better,” said Dom. Onarata said, “I think our team has a lot at Fairfield University. The team’s next helps them better communicate on the field, “He pulls for me, I pull for him,” said of potential. The key to winning is that game is against the number one team in making it easy for them to turn double Luke. “We motivate each other.” the team always has each others back. We the state, Ridgewood, on May 1.

Alex Schwartz ’12

Photo courtesy of Les Elfenbein

Lady Knights step up to the plate