Hilarious - conversations with Mr W

Danielle Walker

CONVERSATIONS WITH MR W One man, lots to say.

Silly, sarcastic, hungry, grumpy & utterly adorable.

Welcome I bring you a few extracts from my blog conversations with Mr W. One man, lots to say!

Silly, sarcastic, hungry, grumpy & utterly adorable.

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Hide & seek Doing a bit of housework before tomorrow’s meeting in the dining room.

Mr W – “Where do you want me to put this?”

Me – “Just put it down the side of the sofa for now.”

Mr W – “We might as well just call it hidying up’. That’s all we ever do.”

Dirty Wrestling with an epic Portobello mushroom English muffin.

Mr W – “Argh, you dirty, juicy bastard!”

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Goalie Bert Williams (1950s England goalie) has died at the ripe old age of 93, bless him.

Me – “Wow! He had a good innings, didn’t he?”

Mr W – “He played football, not cricket, Dani.

Dopey After work debrief.

Mr W – “How was your day?”

Me – “OK. I think I’m a bit coldy. I’m sneezy, sniffy and throaty.”

Mr W *hugging me* – “Awww… All your cousins were in Snow White.” page 3

Offering Mr W, Frank and I have just been for a long muddy walk in our favourite woods to hang this year’s bauble on ‘our’ tree (it’s a sort-of sickly-sweet, sort-of Blair-Witch-sinister Boxing Day tradition we have).

Mr W *giving the trunk an affectionate pat* – “When the trees finally do turn on the humans, I’d like to think our friend here will look after us.”

Perfect During the adverts.

Me – “Have YOU found your perfect Dream Matte Mousse?”

Mr W – “Yep. No wait, no. I thought I had.” page 4

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