Danielle Walker
CONVERSATIONS WITH MR W One man, lots to say. Silly, sarcastic, hungry, grumpy & utterly adorable.
Welcome I bring you a few extracts from my blog conversations with Mr W. One man, lots to say! Silly, sarcastic, hungry, grumpy & utterly adorable. I hope you enjoy Danielle Walker x x follow me conversationswithmrw.wordpress.com
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Hide & seek Doing a bit of housework before tomorrow’s meeting in the dining room. Mr W – “Where do you want me to put this?” Me – “Just put it down the side of the sofa for now.” Mr W – “We might as well just call it hidying up’. That’s all we ever do.”
Dirty Wrestling with an epic Portobello mushroom English muffin. Mr W – “Argh, you dirty, juicy bastard!”
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Goalie Bert Williams (1950s England goalie) has died at the ripe old age of 93, bless him. Me – “Wow! He had a good innings, didn’t he?” Mr W – “He played football, not cricket, Dani. Dopey After work debrief. Mr W – “How was your day?” Me – “OK. I think I’m a bit coldy. I’m sneezy, sniffy and throaty.” Mr W *hugging me* – “Awww… All your cousins were in Snow White.” page 3
Offering Mr W, Frank and I have just been for a long muddy walk in our favourite woods to hang this year’s bauble on ‘our’ tree (it’s a sort-of sickly-sweet, sort-of Blair-Witch-sinister Boxing Day tradition we have). Mr W *giving the trunk an affectionate pat* – “When the trees finally do turn on the humans, I’d like to think our friend here will look after us.” Perfect During the adverts. Me – “Have YOU found your perfect Dream Matte Mousse?” Mr W – “Yep. No wait, no. I thought I had.” page 4
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