The first thing we do when we discover intelligent life is fuck it.
Then, standing over it we tear its balls off and let it die. I woulda come up with some kinda clever metaphor if I were smarter.
Truth is I like it, makes me feel like a goddamned Roman. The thought of combat gets my heart racing and my blood pumping. Think of it too long and I’ll get a stiff one.
What a God damn beautiful day.