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How it All Began
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
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And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
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And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham.
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August 21 George McKelvey August 28 Bernie King & The Guilty Pleasures July 29 - Devon Worley Band Saturdays 9pm-midnight August 5 - Diamond Back July 25th Retro Rockers Ken Valdez August 12 - The Plott Hounds August 1st August 8th Big Island with Chris Hawkey August 15 Love Songs for Angry Men August 19 - Maiden Dixie August 22 Whipping Post August 26 - Shane Martin Band August 29th Dedric Clark & September 2 - Blue Collar Cocktail the Social Animals September 9 - High Country Blugrass / Roots Thursdays
7:30-pm -10:30 pm • Subject to Change And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO September 16 - Mitch Gordon July 23 Mark Kreitzer Band Dot Com. Band August 6 Pushing Chain September 23 - Shalo Lee Band August 13 Tim Fast Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious September 30 - Diamondback August 20 Big Daddy Squeeze August 27 Brady Perl Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the Elk River 9100 Quaday countryside.
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