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There’s no place like home. That theme pops up in a few unexpected, unrelated places this week. Take, for example, the hometown boys done good from Title Fight. Their sound, style, and even road crew is taken right from northeastern Pennsylvania. The hardcore scene of a few years ago eventually paved the way for the Kingston quarter, and even their videos are directed by those in their own inner circle. Album art for the soon-to-bereleased “Floral Green” was created by a Dallas resident who knows the band well. Funny how small the world really is, isn’t it? In the same respect, Spencer Bohren, the New Orleans-based musician due in Scranton on Saturday for a PocoNotes show, told me his family was “seduced” twice by the Big Easy, even after

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the destruction caused by Hurricane Katrina. His return home led to the creation of “The Long Black Line,” a song somewhat synonymous with the city’s rebirth after it was nearly completely washed away. That kind of attitude carries a lot of us, I’m sure, wherever home may lie. Being home is about being someplace you can be comfortable, creative, and appreciated. It works for a group of 20somethings just as well as it does for a 62-year-old veteran of the music industry. Whoever said you can’t go home again is probably somewhere eating their hat. Enjoy this week’s edition, wherever you call home. And W thanks for reading. - Christopher J. Hughes, Weekender editor

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ALBUM REVIEWS Yellowcard flies high on 'Southern Air'

It seems that too often as bands grow older, they like to experiment with new sounds and stray from what fans first enjoyed. Critics call it “maturing” or “experimenting,” but Yellowcard has shown in the last decade how a band can grow yet still stick to its roots with its top-10 release, “Southern Air.” The 10-track gem rivals Yellowcard’s previous albums as the band was able to produce a fresh soundtrack for summers to come. “Southern Air” starts off with vocalist Ryan Key signing a few lines as a lone and mellow electric guitar winds down to a rest.

Then as Key sings “I want this to be my awakening,” the albums kicks off in true Yellowcard fashion with big guitar riffs, fun lyrics, and, of course, the beloved violin played by Sean Mackin. While the album is filled with traditional fast-paced and toetapping tunes, Yellowcard is able to keep the interest of listeners by changing up the tempo and adding flavors of different musical genres. “Awakening” grabs attention with perhaps Key’s best lyrics to date. “Always Summer,” the first single released, is a windowsdown, feel-good tune that can

Cliff Hillis ‘Dream Good’ WWWW

Hillis' new disc all G ` ood' The album, named after a 1943 Woody Guthrie New Year’s Resolution, “Dream Good” sees Philadelphia-area musician Cliff Hillis painting an intelligent, popZen masterstroke. A veteran of notable Philly club-draws like Ike and Love Seed Mama Jump, Hillis specializes in daydreaming, melodic musings that rival traditions of power-

always lift the spirits and includes a chilling violin solo by Mackin. The radio-friendly “Here I Am Alive,” a song that is more pop than punk, carries an underlying beat that makes you want to dance. Perhaps the un-sung hero on “Southern Air” is the acoustic, tear-jerking track, “Ten,” a tale about a couple’s miscarriage and what life would be like 10 years later if things went differently. This album seems to be more personal than previous efforts. Key writes an open-letter to himself with “Here I Am Alive” and also covers past relationships and losing his aunt to cancer. The title-track and album-ender shows Key’s gratitude for the group’s success and how he has been able to stay grounded. Yellowcard has laid the ground work for the future of the scene in what may be recognized years from now as an iconic record for W punk rock. - Matt Morgis, Weekender Correspondent

pop purveyors like Fountains Of Wayne and Fastball. Think Tom Petty-infused heartland set to the lyricism of Squeeze’s Glenn Tilbrook or Big Star’s Alex Chilton. Throw in a little Jeff Tweedy, Wilcotinged acoustic rattle, and you’re getting close to what Hillis is about. Whether it’s the spacious Petty/Mellencamp jangle of “Keep The Blues Skies,” buzzing 1960’s garage-slop of “Ways and Means,” or the dynamically arranged Matthew Sweet-styled singalong of “Welcome To You,” Hillis nails the stick-in-your-head bubblegum quotient with all he’s got – infectious to the point of dizziness. Notable guests include The Rembrandt’s Danny Wilde, co-writing on Beatles-esque standout “Start Again,” and kindred Philly souls John Lilley and Dave Uosikkinen of The Hooters. Hillis’ material defies you not to escape to a world of over-the-top sentimentality and good-time rock ‘n roll innocence – see the lazy, layered Wurlitzer spilling onto the audio canvas while our protagonist extols the virtues of nocturnal pretending in the title track for evidence. Never at a loss for a melody, and wisely tempering his savory pop syrup with Nashvillian, roots-based medicine, Hillis lands one of the most enjoyable collections of hip, songwriter’s gold in recent memory. If you simply enjoy a good radio-friendly, roll-down-the-windows ditty – and who doesn’t – you’ll dig this.

- Mark Uricheck, Weekender Correspondent

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The album is in parts so spare you wonder what makes it so spine-tinglingly beautiful.

The xx ‘Coexist’ Rating: W W W W

The xx whispers on new album 'Coexist' It’s been three years since The xx’s last album. The wait was worth it. “Coexist” is note perfect. The

Top 8 at 8 with Ralphie Aversa Top 8 at 8 with Ralphie Aversa 8. No Doubt: ‘Settle Down’ 7. Gotye/Kimbra: ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ 6. Rihanna: ‘Where Have You Been’ 5. Demi Lovato: ‘Give Your Heart A

Yellowcard ‘Southern Air’

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South London trio has moved away from the slightly poppy direction of its Mercury Prize-winning self-titled debut in favor of a more strippeddown approach. The album is in parts so spare you wonder what makes it so spine-tinglingly beautiful. The opening track “Angels,” which the band teased fans with before the album’s release, almost whispers but sets the tone of the album as it builds in depth. “Sunset” introduces the vocals of Oliver Sim, allowing an intoxicating synergy between his voice and Romy Madley Croft’s. “Fiction” shows the vocal range of Sim and lyrically explores the relationship between fiction and reality. The lyrics are still acutely melancholic. “We used to get closer than this/Is it something you miss?” Croft muses in “Chained,” which is reminiscent of the constant questioning the group displayed on its debut record. And in “Missing,” Croft muses, “Are we all we could be?” The answer is a resounding yes. W - Sian Watson, Associated Press

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Bright Lights’ 6. Slaughterhouse: ’Welcome To: Our House’ 7. Animal Collective: ’Centipede Hz’ 8. Black Keys: ’El Camino’ 9. Flo Rida: ’Wild Ones’ 10. Triumph: ’Live at Sweden Rock Festival’

By Nick Delorenzo

Special to the Weekender

Camera companies play catch-up with Wi-Fi Given the increasing convergence between televisions, computers, mobile phones and even some household appliances, and the wide availability of Wi-Fi and other mobile Internet connectivity, I’ve wondered why digital cameras– even high-end professional models – have been left nearly untouched by this trend. It seems like a desirable feature: Take a picture and upload or email it immediately. High-end smartphones have cameras capable of taking clear photos and sending them hither and yon, but for photojournalists or other professionals being able to send high-resolution pictures from the field would seem a natural. Sure, you can carry a laptop around or maybe read the memory card from your phone. But that’s not nearly as convenient as being able to send from the de-

vice itself. Camera manufacturers are beginning to take some baby steps in this direction. Canon, Sony, and Samsung have begun to add wireless Internet capability to their cameras, so with a Wi-Fi signal you can upload images and videos directly to online services like Picasa and YouTube. Some cameras are including apps that allow users to touch up images and add effects, while smartphones have had this for years. Wi-Fi is well and good if you’re at home or somewhere it’s available. But if you think about how many people use cameras – on vacation at a campground, for instance – it might not be enough. Having cellular network capabilities – the kind that exist in smartphones – might be a better

Samsung’s Galaxy Camera has a 21x optical zoom and runs the Android OS. bet. The camera manufacturers would benefit from this; they’re under increasing pressure as

mobile phones sporting cameras in the 8-10 megapixel range become widely available. Of course, the cameras in phones

make certain sacrifices – particularly in lens quality and zoom capabilities – and are generally not suited for high-quality photography. So far, only Samsung has picked up the gauntlet on this challenge, with its new “Galaxy Camera,” a $500, 16-megapixel model offering a 21x optical zoom. It runs the Android operating system, so apps can be installed. It features a large touch screen display – but don’t let that fool you, this is a real camera, not an overgrown camera-phone. According to Samsung, it’s going to be distributed via mobile phone carriers, since a data plan is required for connectivity. It’s expected to be released someW time in October.

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- The Fishtank Ensemble: Sept. 27, 8 p.m., $15 - Ted Vigil’s Tribute to John Denver Tribute: Sept. 29, 8 p.m., $25 - The Lyra Trio: Sept. 30, $25 - Pianist Dr. George Fiore: Oct. 5, $15 - The Battlefield Band: Oct. 6, $15 - Donna The Buffalo: Oct. 12, $25 - Ryan Shupe and the Rubberband: Oct. 13, 8 p.m., $24 - Manhattan Lyric Opera: Oct. 14, 5 p.m., $25 - Jonathan Edwards / Michael Martin Murphey: Oct 19, 8 p.m., $34 MOHEGAN SUN ARENA 255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. - Eric Church / Justin Moore / Kip Moore: Sept. 14, 7:30 p.m. $37.50-$47.50 - TNA Impact Wrestling World Tour Live: Sept. 16, 6 p.m. $20-$53 - Dayglow Life in Color: Sept. 20, $57.60-$84.45 MOUNT AIRY CASINO RESORT 44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono Phone: 877.682.4791 www.mountairycasino.com - Sandra Bernhard: Sept. 22, 8 p.m., $20-$30 - Michael Feinstein: Oct. 6, 8 p.m., $30-$40 NEW VISIONS STUDIO & GALLERY 201 Vine St., Scranton 570.878.3970 - Conversations With Enemies / Trust Us We’re Doctors / Empire of the Sea / Taking Back Tomorrow: Sept. 22, 8 p.m., $7 - Kite Party / Three Man Cannon / Wicca Phase / Halfling: Sept. 29, 8 p.m., $7. PENN’S PEAK 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. - Tracy Lawrence: Sept. 14, 8 p.m., $28-$43

- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: Sept. 21, 8 p.m., $32 - Rubix Kube: Sept. 28, 9 p.m., $28 - Herman’s Hermits / Peter Noone: Oct. 5, 8 p.m., $27$42 - Tanya Tucker: Oct. 14, 8 p.m., $29-$44 - Paul Revere and the Raiders: Oct. 26, 8 p.m., $27-$42

POCONOTES LLC 888.800.POCO www.poconotes.com - Spencer Bohren w/ Ed Randazzo & Bret Alexander: Sept. 15, 8 p.m., Tripp House (1011 N. Main Ave., Scranton). $20 advance via Duffy Accessories (218 Linden St., Scranton), Nada & Co. (137 Wyoming Ave., Scranton) or via PocoNotes; $25 at door

RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE 667 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 - Tony Carfora, Bob O’Connell, Matt Bennick, and more: Sept. 6, 5 p.m., $5 - Cabinet: Sept. 7, 8 p.m., $8-$12 - Ol’ Cabbage (Phish tribute): Sept. 8, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Giants of Leisure: Sept. 13, 8 p.m., $5 or free w/ college ID - Miz / Big Daddy Love: Sept. 14, 8 p.m., $8-$12 - Suze / Flabberghaster: Sept. 15, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Project Object: Sept. 19, 8 p.m., $12 - Clarence Spady Band: Sept. 21, 8 p.m., $5 - Royal Scam (Steely Dan tribute): Sept. 22, 7 p.m., $10$15 - Alan Evans Trio / XVSK: Sept. 26, 9 p.m., $12-$18 - Brothers Past: Sept. 27, 8 p.m., $10-$15 - The Ends of the Earth: Sept. 28, 8 p.m., $5 - The Woody Browns Project / Muppet / The Big Dirty: Sept. 29, 8 p.m., $5-$8 - Mother Nature’s Sons: Oct. 5, 8 p.m., $5 SCRANTON COMMUNITY CONCERTS Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available - Emmy Lou Harris: Sept. 19, 7 p.m., $45-$55 - Vince Giordano & The Nighthawks: Oct. 19, 8 p.m., $20-$30, $15 students

SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER 420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 - NEPA Philharmonic: Sept. 14, 8 p.m., $65 - Listen Local featuring Aayu: Oct. 5, 8 p.m., $10 - “Resurrection:” A Rock Opera starring The Glass Prism: Oct. 7, $31.35

SHERMAN THEATER 524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com - Hot 97 Teen Summer Fest: Sept. 14, 7 p.m., $15 - Barstool Blackout F*ckin Foam: Sept. 15, 10 p.m., $30 - Wu-Block: Sept. 22, 8 p.m., $30 - Keller Williams: Sept. 28, 9 p.m., $20 advance, $22 day of - Medeski, Martin & Wood: Oct. 11, 8 p.m., $25-$32 TOYOTA PAVILION AT MONTAGE MOUNTAIN 1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scranton - Kiss / Motley Crue: Sept. 18, 7 p.m., $50.85-$185

VINTAGE THEATER 326 Spruce St., Scranton info@scrantonsvintagetheater.com - Grand reopening Party ft. A Fire With Friends / Days In Transit / Zach Graham / Matt Montella, more: Sept. 14 - Those Clever Foxes/ Edelweiss / Shop Local: Sept. 22 - Lesser Animals EP release / The Chet Williams Band / Halfling: Sept. 29 PHILADELPHIA ELECTRIC FACTORY 3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 - Steve Angello: Sept. 7, 8 p.m. - Barstool Blackout Tour Foam: Sept. 14, 9 p.m. - Hatebreed: Sept. 15, 7:30 p.m. - Nightwish: Sept. 16, 8 p.m. - Amon Tobin: Sept. 17, 8 p.m. - Tyga: Sept. 21, 8:30 p.m. THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA 334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 - Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra: Sept.

10, 7 p.m. - Kendrick Lamar / Ab Soul / Jay Rock: Sept. 13, 7 p.m. - Owl City / Action Item: Sept. 14, 7 p.m. - David Nail / Drake White / Matt Gary: Sept. 15, 8 p.m. - Gillie Da Kid / Inner City Hustlers / Lee Mazin: Sept. 20: 6 p.m. - Beats Antique: Sept. 21, 8 p.m. - Epic Kings & Idols Tour ft. Katatonia / Devin Townsend, more: Sept. 22, 6 p.m. KESWICK THEATER Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 - Rachelle Ferrell / K’jon: Sept. 15, 8 p.m. - Joe Jackson Band: Sept. 18, 7:30 p.m. - Blue Sky Riders / Kenny Loggins: Sept. 19, 8 p.m. MANN CENTER 52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia Phone: 215.893.1999 - Bon Iver: Sept. 16, 7:30 p.m. TOWER THEATER 69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 - Bob Weir: Sept. 10, 8 p.m. - Bloc Party / Ceremony: Sept. 15, 8 p.m. - Anthony Hamilton / Estelle / Antoine Dunn: Sept. 16, 7:30 p.m. - Metric: Sept. 22, 7 p.m.

TROCADERO 10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 - Makeoutclub / DJ DeeJay / Fame Lust / John D: Sept. 14, 9 p.m. - Bloc Party: Sept. 15, 8 p.m. - Stephen Marley: Sept. 19, 8 p.m. - Michael Kiwanuka: Sept. 20, 8 p.m. - WU-Block / Saigon / Jawnzap7, more: Sept. 21, 9 p.m. - Tycho / The Album Leaf: Sept. 22, 9 p.m. SUSQUEHANNA BANK CENTER 1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ. Phone: 609.365.1300 - The Fresh Beat Band: Sept. 14, 6:30 p.m. - Florence & the Machine: Sept. 18, 7 p.m. - Kiss / Motley Crue: Sept.

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BRYCE JORDAN CENTER Penn State University, State College, Pa. Phone: 814.865.5555 - Tiesto: Oct. 8, 7 p.m. CROCODILE ROCK 520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 - Less Than Jake / A Wilhelm Scream / Junior Battles: Sept. 12, 6:30 p.m. - Lee Brice: Sept. 21, 8 p.m. GIANT CENTER 950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 - Brad Paisley / The Band Perry / Scotty McCreery: Oct. 6, 7:30 p.m.

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HOLIDAYS HIT EARLY Trans-Siberian Orchestra will return to the Mohegan Sun Arena on Sunday, Nov. 25 as it presents the live debut of "The Lost Christmas Eve." Tickets for the 3 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. shows go on sale Friday, Sept. 14, at 10 a.m. at the arena box office and all Ticketmaster outlets. Seats cost between $32.50 and $60.50. "The Lost Christmas Eve" has been called "a story of loss and redemption" and features a diverse soundtrack fusing elements of rock, classical, folk, Broadway, and R&B. The rock opera will be performed in its entirety and will feature the hit single, "Wizards in Winter," as well as longtime crowd favorites, "Christmas Nights in Blue" and "Siberian Sleigh Ride." It will be followed by brand new songs from TSO’s Fall EP release from Lava/Republic, "Dreams of Fireflies (On a Christmas Night)." For more details, visit www.trans-siberian.com. w WHITAKER CENTER 222 Market St., Harrisburg Phone: 717.214.ARTS - Indigo Girls: Oct. 23, 7:30 p.m.

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BEACON THEATER 2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 - ZZ Top: Sept. 12, 7:30 p.m. - Anthony Hamilton / Estelle / Antoine Dunn: Sept. 13, 7:30 p.m. - Nightwish/ Kamelot: Sept. 15, 8 p.m. - The Fresh Beat Band: Sept. 18 and 19, TIMES VARY - Tedeschi Trucks Band: Sept. 20-22, 8 p.m.

BETHEL WOODS CENTER Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org - The Fresh Beat Band: Sept. 15, 2:30 p.m. - Parker Quartet: Sept. 22, 7:30 p.m. BROOME COUNTY ARENA 1 Stuart Street, Binghamton, NY Phone: 670.778.6626 - The Fresh Beat Band: Sept. 12, 7 p.m. - Avicii: Sept. 13, 7:30 p.m. HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM 311 W. 34th St, New York, NY. Phone: 212.279.7740 - Amon Tobin: Sept. 14, 8

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Even when Rory tells his wife his secret, it’s done when he’s drunk. What were the other options? Deathbed confession? A blow to the head? Show us how a couple copes with that secret over the course of a relationship.

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Plenty of 'Words' without any meaning Just do something, guys! That’s the cable guide description I would love to see for “The Words.” Directorswriters Brian Klugman and Lee Sternthal never pierce through the prestige picture gloss or use the multilayered storyline as more than a distraction. Like that friend who forever talks about going back to community college or dating women his own age, the filmmakers mistake intent for accomplishment. Both are all talk. The drama begins with serious author Clay Hammond

(Dennis Quaid) reading serious-sounding (and poorly written) passages from his serious, thick new book. It’s about a struggling New York writer, Rory Jansen (Bradley Cooper), who finds a typewritten manuscript in an old leather folder he purchased in Paris. Floored by what he reads, Rory transcribes the story on his computer so he can feel the words flow through his fingers. It’s nothing more than an experiment. Then Rory’s wife (Zoë Saldana, saddled with a role best described as “attrac-

tive enabler”) accidentally opens the file. The love story devastates her. “It’s the best of you,” she tells him. “It has to be seen.” Rory takes the manuscript to a literary agent, who hails it as a masterpiece. Soon, Rory has written a critical and commercial smash. He’s living the life of a better-looking, happier Jonathan Franzen—until the story’s original author (Jeremy Irons) emerges from the past, haggard, old, and royally pissed. At this point, the movie

should have hit its stride as a savory character study about the perils of fame or the burden behind profiting from creativity. Instead, we get introduced to Irons’ extensive backstory—narrated in the thirdperson, for crying out loud— which involves a lot of creaky, young-and-in-love clichés. Then we get whisked to Hammond’s life away from the podium, which features similarities to Rory’s ongoing story. These plot machinations are supposed to add gravitas, but they conveniently prevent Klugman and Sternthal (in their directorial debuts) from exploring anything worthwhile: how Rory feels about his deception, how the old man coped with his life being stolen. The narrative suddenly shifts into a shell game. What’s the difference between fiction and reality? Who can live with regret? Those questions become meaningless since “The Words” features a stunning collection of useless characters. Irons is the sentimental old sage. Olivia Wilde, an underrated actress, is the smarter-than-she-looks youngster. Quaid is a walking mid-life crisis, complete with

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the sparse luxury apartment. Cooper doesn’t have the range to express any emotion aside from handsome, though Klugman and Sternthal explain away Rory’s motivation to cheat and his ability to live with the sin: the momentum of events carried him; he just accepted the accolades and moved on. Even when Rory tells his wife his secret, it’s done when he’s drunk. What were the other options? Deathbed confession? A blow to the head? Show us how a couple copes with that secret over the course of a relationship. That would take way too much effort. Klugman and Sternthal expect the audience to lap up the literary flavor, innumerable intense conversations, and the passage of years captured in rich tones and period clothing. “The Words” is a pile of convenient omissions and atmospherically filmed subterfuges masquerading as serious filmmaking. W For more of Pete’s cinematic musings, please visit whatpeteswatching. blogspot.com or follow him on Twitter, @PeteCroatto.

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How did you choose your career? Inﬂuence of family, friends, and other artists. The best part of my job is … being able to express creativity and originality. What’s one thing people should know about your place of employment? It’s a lot of traveling and could be boring at times. But, luckily my partner and close friend, Keane Tate, keeps me sane. Something most people don’t know about me is … I don’t like hip hop music. I am a big fan of a few artists but not of the overall genre of hip hop. My hobbies are … Basketball, piano, hanging out with my best friends (Austin and Turtle) Three interesting facts about me: I am the world’s biggest Kanye West fan. While creating a song, I cannot write the lyrics down, everything must be typed. I’ve seen the Justin Bieber movie a total of 29 times. The last song I sang out loud was … “Mystery of Inequity” by Lauryn Hill A talent I wished I possessed is … being able to play the guitar. My three older siblings were in a band when I was growing up, and I always wanted to play the guitar. I unwind by … Watching movies and taking full advantage of the invention of Netﬂix. One thing I’ve always wanted to do is … Skydive or bungee jump. Unfortunately, my extreme fear of heights prevents me from doing both of those things. My favorite place in NEPA is … Sherman Theater, my favorite place to perform. Great venue, and Stroudsburg is always a good crowd.

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By Christopher J. Hughes Weekender Editor

Lukas Tomasacci thumbed through the King’s College vinyl collection on Thursday afternoon, searching for funnier album covers than those discovered by his fellow students. Seconds later, the bearded 21-year-old senior theatre major scurried to the microphone to introduce the next installment of an original college radio dramedy that he helped create nearly three years ago. Written, recorded, and produced almost entirely by students on the Wilkes-Barre campus, “The Adventures of Harry Flynn” was the co-creation of King’s grad Brandon LeonGambetta and Tomasacci. The program follows the titular ginsoaked, hard-boiled private detective from the 1930s. It didn’t have an easy start, however. Tomasacci, of Shickshinny, recalled his first pitch for the show being rejected. LeonGambetta’s experience with a

similar program at Oberlin College gave them the extra push they needed to eliminate any skepticism. “Their commitment goes above and beyond what my expectation was,” said Sue Henry, general manager of WRKC 88.5 FM, the King’s radio station. About 10 students are involved in “The Adventures of Harry Flynn,” and the 50th original episode airs this month. “To get to 50 episodes on something like this in under three years is really an awesome achievement for them, and I applaud them,” Henry said. “To tell the truth, I wasn’t sure we were going to make it through the first season,” added Tomasacci, who is the current head writer and voice behind the announcer, the police commissioner, and “several smokyvoiced villains.” “It’s pretty staggering to think that we’ve gotten here.” The hard work netted King’s one of its 10 nominations for Intercollegiate Broadcasting

Systems Awards earlier this year. The show is inspired in part by Tomasacci’s love for the Guy Noir character from Garrison Keillor’s radio program, “A Prairie Home Companion.” The King’s program draws from other detective dramas but also pokes fun at their standards. “We smash the fourth wall with a sledgehammer,” Tomasacci said. From the start of the writing process until the final edits are saved, each episode takes about 12 hours to complete, Henry and Tomasacci said. Editing often involves chopping out the laughing fits that the students and their advisor have inside the recording booth. Flynn’s cases are as varied as the student population involved in the broadcasts. While several actors like junior Nick Klem, 20, of South Williamsport, or fifth year students Brandi George and Drake Nester, both 22 and hailing from Emmaus, are studying theatre as part of their college majors,

King’s students behind ‘The Adventures of Harry Flynn’ include, from left, Lukas Tomasacci, DJ Nat, Jennifer Momenzadeh, Brandi George, Drake Nester, and Nick Klem. (Jason Riedmiller photo) others like Nuangola native and King’s junior Jennifer Momenzadeh, 20, are studying English and history. Computer science major DJ Nat, 21, of Plains, portrays Flynn. “It’s not just mass communications,” Henry said. “It’s the theatre department and professional writing department. It’s all of our students coming together for a project.” Graduation will take some

students, including Tomasacci, from Flynn’s world of smokefilled rooms and poorly lit alleyways, but Henry said several new writers were added this summer to help keep the adventure alive. Archives of “The Adventures of Harry Flynn” are available at http://wrkc.kings.edu. Episodes are broadcast on 88.5 FM on Fridays at 5 p.m. and Sundays at noon. W

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Six strings, 70 stories By Stephanie DeBalko

theater listings

Actors Circle at Providence Playhouse

(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reservations: 570.342.9707, actorscircle.org) • “Bell, Book & Candle:” Sept. 21-23, 28-30. Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. $12/general, $8/ seniors, $6/students. Special preview performance Sept. 20, 8 p.m., $8/general, seniors, $6/ students.

Weekender Correspondent Passion might bloom from inside each individual, but it takes something to set that passion off. For a future culinary star, it might be the first taste of a secret family recipe. For a stylist, it could be the first glances at a back issue of Italian Vogue. And for a guitarist, it’s that first encounter with the instrument, the moment it becomes more than just some wood and strings. In “My First Guitar: Tales of True Love and Lost Chords from 70 Legendary Musicians,” guitarist and music journalist Julia Crowe lets her peers in the industry take turns recalling their first encounters with the effusive instrument. Each storyteller, including Melissa Etheridge, Jimmy Page, and Les Paul, takes that idea of the first guitar as a jumping-off point. From there, some relay stories that go beyond that first instrument into other beloveds that followed, while others keep it short, sweet, and to the point. All of the musicians in this book become essayists because Crowe offers a quick bio for each before letting them speak for themselves. Their backgrounds vary from blues and jazz guitarists to classical and rock guitarists and even guitar builders. While the story of the first guitar is special to musicians, it’s more beguiling for those of us who would love to play but don’t have an ounce of talent in our bodies. In that case, these stories are like a fairy tale — a story we can appreciate but can’t complete-

Applause Theatre Co.

(applausetheatre.webs.com, applausetheatre@gmail.com) • Looking for director submissions, volunteers, call for info. • “The Wizard of Oz:” Nov. 9-11, 16-17. Grand opening production. • “Winter Wonderettes:” Dec. 14-16

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‘My First Guitar: Tales of True Love and Lost Chords from 70 Legendary Musicians’ By Julia Crowe Rating: W W W ly grasp because it’s never happened to us. Each entry in “My First Guitar” has its own merits, but some of the most charming are those by classical guitarist and composer Frederic Hand, legendary musician Carlos Santana, and Christian Frederick Martin IV, the current CEO of C.F Martin & Company. Crowe’s own story, which is weaved in short chapters between those of her colleagues, is also a standout of the book. Like most musicians, she didn’t have it easy, but the trials and tribulations make for an interesting timeline. The way “My First Guitar” is divided makes it a quick read, easy to refer back to for those certain favorites and easy to put down and start reading again no matter how much time has passed. It’s a must for passionate musicians — or those of us just passionate about music, regardless of aptitude. W

The Gaslight Theatre Company

(570.824.8266 or visit gaslight-theatre.org, gaslighttheatre@gmail.com) • “[Title of Show]:” Jan. 4-5, 7:30 p.m., Jan. 6, 2 p.m., Mellow Theater (501 Vine St. Scranton). Contains adult language/situations. Not suited for children. $10.

The Houdini Museum Theater

(1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.342.5555) • Psychic Theater’s “Haunted! Mysteries of THE Beyond:” Nightly through Sept. 15, curtain rises 7 p.m. $35. Reservations required. 3 hours or longer. For info, visit PsychicTheater.com, call 570.383.9297.

Jason Miller Playwrights’ Project

(570.344.3656, SubVerseAphrodesia.com, nepaplaywrights@live.com) • Dyonisia Festival: Sept. 2030. Two alternating programs of

King’s College Theatre:

(Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5825) • “Little Shop of Horrors:” Oct. 4-6, 17-19. 7:30 p.m.; Oct. 7, 2 p.m. $10; students/senior citizens, $5. A sensitive botanist discovers an exotic plant with a mysterious craving for fresh blood.

Lackawanna College

(Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St., Scranton) • “The Marvelous Wonderettes:” Feb. 8, 8 p.m. $25-$30, $15 student.

MPB Community Players

(mcgroganj@gmail.com, 570.454.0175) • Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “Cinderella:” Sept. 28-30, Trinity Lutheran Church, Hazleton

Music Box Players

(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or musicbox.org) • “The Great American Trailer Park Musical:” Sept. 21-23, 28-30, Oct. 5-7. Fri.-Sat., bar opens 6 p.m., buffet served 6:30 p.m., curtain 8 p.m. Sun., bar opens 1 p.m., buffet served 1:30 p.m., curtain 3 p.m. Dinner/show: $37$39; show only: $18-$20. • “The TV Guide Musical:” Oct. 19-21, 26-28. Special spaghetti dinner/show: $20; show only: $15; student show-only: $12. Fri.-Sat., bar opens 6 p.m., dinner served 6:30 p.m., curtain 8 p.m. Sun., bar open 1 p.m., dinner 1:30 p.m., curtain 3 p.m.

Pennsylvania Theater for Performing Arts

(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org) • “Cabaret:” Begins Oct. 19. • “Nuncrackers:” Begins Nov. 30.

The Phoenix Performing Arts Centre

(409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com)

• “6 Fairly Rare Fairy Stories:” Sept. 21-22, 28-29, 7 p.m.; Sept. 23, 30 1 p.m. $12.

Pocono Shakes (PoconoShakes@gmail.com) • “Much Ado About Nothing:” Oct. 26-Nov. 3. Fri.-Sun., 2 p.m.; Sat., 8 p.m. Additional performances at other locations may be scheduled.

Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • The Glass Prism “Resurrection: A Rock Opera:” Oct. 7, 7 p.m. (doors 6 p.m.). $25/reserved, $40/VIP special reserved, includes meet and greet following show. Tickets: ticketmaster.com, box office, 570.344.1111, 1.800.745.3000. Info: 800.836.1691, glassprismband.com ❏ Broadway Scranton (broadwayscranton.com) presents: • “West Side Story:” Nov. 2-4, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. • “The Midtown Men:” Jan. 18-20, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. • “The Addams Family:” Feb. 15-17, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. • “Stomp:” March 5-6, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. • Cathy Rigby is “Peter Pan:” April 5-7, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. • “Hair:” April 15-16, 7:30 p.m. • “Dreamgirls:” May 10-12, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m.

The Vintage Theater (326 Spruce St., Scranton, info@scrantonsvintagetheater.com) • Staged reading of Ted LoRusso’s “A Lie Is A Venial Sin:” Nov. 11 • Comedy Mini-Fest: Nov. 17-18, featuring stand-up comics, sketch actors and improv troupes from Scranton, Allentown, Philadelphia and New York. W

-- compiled by Rich Howells, Weekender Staff Writer Send your listings to: weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m. Expanded listings at theweekender.com

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Each entry in “My First Guitar” has its own merits, but some of the most charming are those by classical guitarist and composer Frederic Hand, legendary musician Carlos Santana, and Christian Frederick Martin IV, the current CEO of C.F Martin & Company.

(71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, 570.826.1100) • “Menopause, the Musical:” Oct. 3-4, $52.60-$58.25 • Moscow Ballet’s Great Russian “Nutcracker:” Dec. 3, 7:30 p.m., $37.25-$79.75 • “A Chorus Line:” Jan. 11, 8 p.m., $39.80-$71.55 • “Rock of Ages:” Feb. 15, 8 p.m., $44.95-$74.10 • “Pirates of Penzance:” March 22, 8 p.m., $38.80-$69

6 new short plays by local writers inspired by the theme “Apocalypse.” • “The Resurrection of Campbell Colgate” by Sarah Regan: Nov. Multimedia staging of new play in process.

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The members of Title Fight, from left, Ned Russin, Shane Moran, Jamie Rhoden, and Ben Russin, talk about their NEPA roots inside the Russin’s Kingston home.

A couple of Kingston kids

Title Fight’s sound, DIY style derivative of NEPA By Rich Howells Weekender Staff Writer

ith his shoulderlength hair pushed behind his ears, wearing a white Floorpunch t-shirt and rolled up jeans, 22-yearold Ned Russin was easily identiﬁable as the vocalist/ bassist of Title Fight as the Weekender crew met him

outside his Kingston home last week. The beautiful, wellfurnished household, however, isn’t exactly the abode one might picture a melodic hardcore group to originate from. But, as the rest of his bandmates – consisting of his twin brother and drummer Ben

Russin, singer/guitarist Jamie Rhoden, and guitarist Shane Moran – arrived about 10 minutes later, they explained that this little piece of suburbia is the very reason their songs exists. Music interested the Russins since they were about 7 years old.

“I remember trying to start bands before we even played instruments or anything,” Ned recalled with a laugh. “When we started, it was just Jamie, Ben, and myself, and we were just kind of playing for fun. We would literally practice in the room (in the basement)…I think my parents kind of hated it, but we were just doing what kids do. “As things kind of evolved and Shane joined and we kept playing, it just kind of started

becoming the only thing that we really did.” Admittedly becoming more concerned about record covers than schoolwork, the local music scene also made a “huge impact” on the direction of their lives. “I think Wilkes-Barre is probably the biggest thing that has played a part in our sound over the years. From growing up and listening to local bands…that we just grew up watching and then grew up playing with and stuff, it was just such a cool thing to see,” Ned said. “Being that it is such a small area that’s very much set in its ways, I think that’s a perfect place for someone who has a different voice to thrive,” Moran added. “For us, we wanted to make music with our friends. I think a lot

Ben Russin, right, chats with his former music teacher, Nancy Sanderson, outside his Kingston home last week. The Russins always had a passion for all types of music, Sanderson told the Weekender. out of the state, Title Fight is busy preparing to head back over to Europe for their biggest tour yet. Even though they’ll be millions of miles away, Rhoden feels that there is a reason they have a following overseas. “Everyone is there to listen to

bands and have fun and hang out with their friends…In Japan, obviously there was a huge barrier with the language and most of the people there wouldn’t know what you were saying into the microphone, but as soon as you started playing, everyone was on the same

wavelength and would just go off,” he observed. “I already consider ourselves successful. I don’t have a direct mindset of where I’d like to be as a band, but we take it as it goes…Just to continue to tour would be a successful thing to me.” W

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done almost completely live and written over the course of a year, Ned explained that the band perfected one song each day for “Floral Green.” “We would spend a whole day doing whatever, messing with different cymbals and snare drums and turning every knob on an amp to get the right sound for that song,” he said. Some of it is so different, in fact, that Moran wrote the ﬁrst single, “Head in The Ceiling Fan,” for a completely different band. “Jamie gave me a melody, and I just came up with lyrics for it. I just tried to push myself to be a little bit more abstract and create something that was a little bit different for me, personally,” Moran said. The single also strays from what critics and fans may have expected. “It’s different. I like putting our neck out on the line like that. I think the reward is greater,” Moran said. One thing they refuse to mess with is their consistent employment of local talent. The band’s friend, Evan Evans, of Town Hill, helped them create the DIY music video for “Ceiling Fan;” Ned’s girlfriend Hannah Roman, of Mountain Top, directed and edited the video for “Secret Society;” the album cover artwork was painted by their pal John Garrett Slaby, of Dallas; and even their touring crew calls Northeast Pennsylvania home. “It’s like a very insular community. I think we want to show the world what our area and what our friends are about, and that’s like the perfect way, to kind of bring them along for the ride,” Moran enthused. Though they never assumed they’d make it

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of people identify with that… Nothing really struck me like being in a band did.” The area not only inspired the sound of Title Fight, but their lyrics as well. “We always talk about where we’re from and Kingston and stuff because I think if we grew up anywhere else, it would be completely different, you know? We’re young and there’s not much to do, so for fun, we get into trouble and skateboard and write music,” Ned emphasized. It’s no surprise, then, that the band’s next album, “Floral Green,” due for release Sept. 18, continues these themes by exploring “uncomfortable thoughts.” The official description of the album online says it is a “repudiation of cynicism and narcissism,” which Ned simply calls an adult version of “teen angst.” “I think the situation that we’re in is such a weird, irregular thing for a person our age to be doing…We live at home and we do something really cool and unique when we’re on the road, but when we’re at home I feel like this boring lump,” he admitted. “I feel like if you’re 22 and you’re going through life and you have yourself all figured out and you’re just completely happy, I think there’s something wrong with you. I don’t think that’s normal.” After releasing their debut full-length album “Shed” through SideOneDummy Records on May 3, 2011, Title Fight toured until December. Rather than become said lumps during their break, they returned to the studio with producer and engineer Will Yip at Studio 4 in Conshohocken to write and record a record a follow-up in five months. “We booked recording time before we had a song written,” Ned said. “I think it was kind of this exciting energy that we’ve never really experienced before.” The process created a “very different” record that pushed the band even further by trying a new recording process. While “Shed” was

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BENEFITS / CHARITY EVENTS

a.m.-2 p.m. Rabies shots $10 per dog/cat, nail clipping $5. Proceeds benefit Feral Cat Neutering Program.

American Lung Association • Fight For Air Kick Off Luncheon: Sept. 13, noon-1 p.m., Uno’s Restaurant, Dickson City. RSVP required, call 570.823.2212, leave names/numbers of all attending. To register for Fight For Air Walk, visit lungnfo.org/ Scranton.

“Laughter with A Purpose” A Benefit for Michael Meoni Sept. 15, AFA Art Gallery, 2nd floor (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton). $20, tickets time specific; shows at 8 p.m., 10 p.m., available at door. Here We Are In Spain, Unorganized Business, Mike Simon, Fire With Friends, Brendan Regan. Basket raffles, refreshments. To pre-order tickets, call 570.604.1874. Proceeds go to Meoni, diagnosed in March 2011 with Acute Myeloid Leukemia.

The Boys & Girls Club of NEPA • Boys & Girls Club of NEPA Kick-off Event: Sept. 13, 8:30 a.m., The Woodlands Inn (Route 315, Wilkes-Barre). RSVP by Sept. 3; 570.342.8709, ext. 110 or jkalasinksi@bgcnepa.org. Candy’s Place (570.714.8800) • Look Good Feel Better: Sept. 17, 5:30-7:30 p.m. • Pink Papaya Party: Sept. 18, 5-7 p.m. Hoof N’ Paw & Jeans (617 Main Rd, Dallas) • Lost Cost Rabies Clinic: Sept. 15, 9

EVENTS Cherry Street Bible Church (55 Cherry St., Plymouth, www.cherrystreetbiblechurch.com) • Free Clothing Giveaway: Sept. 15, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Clothing for all ages. Call 570.779.4838 for info.

Clifford United Methodist Church (Main St. Clifford) • Chicken-n-Biscuit or Ham Dinner: Sept. 19, 4-6 p.m. $7.95, take out, dine in. Dinner, dessert, drink. Will be making contribution to Clifford Fire Co. Commonwealth Medical College Annual Golf Tournament Sept. 14, registration/continental breakfast 9 a.m., shotgun start 10 a.m., Huntsville Golf Club, Shavertown. Captain and crew format. $300/golfer; $1200/foursome, includes 18 holes, golf shirt, 3 meals, awards ceremony. Collared shirts, slacks, Bermuda shorts required. Info: 570.504.9619, thecommonwealthmedical.com/golf. If unable to participate, want to donate: ndeitos@tcmedc.org. Proceeds will benefit TCMC student scholarship fund. Curtis Montz Film Series at the F.M. Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre: Showings Wed. 1 p.m. ($4), 7:30 p.m. ($6). Students $3 with valid student ID. • “Moonrise Kingdom” (PG-13): Sept.

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last week

Infect Scranton Sept. 21-23, Riverside High School, Taylor. Tickets start at $20. Themed, fan-focused ZombieCon. Life inside survivor camp, vendors, artists seeking refuge, short zombie films. Q&As, panel discussions with celebrity guests. Survivor Zombie Challenge 5K, Zombie Pub Crawl, Zombie Brunch. Info: infectscranton.com, @pazombiecon, info@infectscranton.com ∝ King’s College: (133 North River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or www.kings.edu) events: • Campion Literary Society Reading/ Writing Workshop: Sept. 20, 7:30 p.m., at waterfall in Regina Court on N. Main St. Info: at 208.5900, ext. 5487, email jenniferyonkoski@kings.edu

Lackawanna College events (Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St., Scranton, 570.955.1455) • 2nd Annual Sporting Clays Tournament: Sept. 15, registration 9 a.m., tournament 10 a.m., lunch 1 p.m., awards 2 p.m., Rock Mountain Sport-

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ACROSS 1 DNA sharer 4 Venomous vipers 8 Exploding star 12 Praise in verse 13 Other people 14 Final notice 15 Supporting 16 Put under 18 Pond cover 20 Actor McBride 21 Peacekeeping org. 24 Decorator’s theme 28 Spoof 32 1492 ship 33 Work with 34 Valuable collection 36 Door opener 37 Chinese dynasty 39 Fill with 6-Down 41 Turkish ofﬁcial 43 Birthright barterer 44 Sprite 46 Between-meal munchie 50 Dangle a carrot 55 Hawaiian garland 56 Help a thief 57 Stench 58 Diner order, brieﬂy 59 Pedestal part 60 Courts 61 Brewery product DOWN 1 Couch 2 Pedestal occupant

3 Longtime “Mad” cartoonist Dave 4 Essentially 5 Bashful 6 Vigor 7 Harmonization 8 Idea 9 Sapporo sash 10 Namely (Abbr.) 11 Chowed down 17 Resistance measure 19 Blackbird 22 Grow weary 23 Pure air 25 Polynesian icon 26 Don Juan’s mother 27 Actress Dunaway 28 Draining reservoir 29 Largest of the seven 30 Sawbucks 31 Prior nights 35 Chalk-board accessories 38 Depressed urban area 40 Pistol 42 - carte 45 Go smoothly 47 Actress Jessica 48 Honeycomb compartment 49 Prop for Ben Franklin 50 Tiny bit 51 Lawyers’ org. 52 Homer’s neighbor 53 Altar afﬁrmative 54 Menagerie

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Tips

from a barbie chick

By Janelle Engle

Special to the Weekender

Channel your inner Catwoman this fall September is an unfortunate month. All the previous summer trends are long retired and it has left our wardrobe feeling uninspired. I’ve got bad news - these September blues aren’t going to go away. From now until the beginning of October, our mind will be focused on nothing but the taste of pumpkin spice lattes, crunching leaves, and more importantly, cardigans, hoodies, jackets, jeans, sweaters, tights, thigh high socks, boots, and everything else that the new fall fashion will bring us after their long awaited transition. The only cure I’ve found is to get excited about all the clothes you will soon be wearing and all the trends that go along with them. The time to start thinking of your cooler climate outfits is now. After all, fashion is always at least one month ahead all the time, so why shouldn’t you be too? Lucky for you, I’ll be here to help you prepare for the fall season. My favorite new trend is the use of leather for this fall. This may bring up horrid images of ill-fitting fabrics and leather-onleather dominatrix looks that are better suited for a playtime boutique than a night out on the town. By taking inspiration from Catwoman and, yes, a bit of the bondage-inspired looks all over the runway this fall, leather is in and this time it goes beyond a leather jacket. First of all when picking out leather pants, be very careful not to verge on disco gone wrong. Slim or skinny cuts work best, and make sure to choose the shoes you pair with them wisely. Short ankle boots are a great choice for appearing classy and edgy. If you want to take it to the next level, get a pair of knee high or even thigh high boots, if you’re brave enough. Be sure to stick to a sleek simple style, as too many zippers or laces will

Items like this python embossed leather jacket seen at the The Elie Tahari Fall 2012 collection during Fashion Week in New York are in this season. Choices go from neon embossed leathers that mimic python and ostrich to rare and very expensive tree-frog skin. (AP Photo/John Minchillo, file) cheapen the look. The goal is to verge on costume and push the envelope without ever appearing trashy. Make sure things are formfitting without being latex tight, and when opting for a skirt, go for a knee length one with a slit in the back instead of just the miniskirt. Trust me, leaving something to the imagination is a lot sexier than the real thing. While keeping a head-to-toe black look, you don’t always have to do full on leather. Break it up with some softer pieces in different fabrics. A basic black t-shirt with a leather jacket, liquid leggings, and high boots can be a very simple yet sexy look that’s more comfortable for you. My final tip, you do not always have to get the real thing. Faux leather gives off the same shiny appearance and nowadays is just as luxe as the real thing for half the price and the guilt. W

Infinite Improbability

By Rich Howells

Weekender Staff Writer

Geeking up the place When I interviewed for the staff writer position here at The Weekender, I was asked if there was something I would change or add to the publication if I was hired. I said, if anything, I’d like to see more geeky content. Now you readers are stuck with it. That’s not to say that these pages don’t already offer relevant content for us four-eyed poindexters. There are book, movie, and video game reviews; a tech column; and enough regular music coverage to keep your head bobbing for weeks. What I hope to bring to the table is a little more off the beaten path – a path I started paving almost two years ago. In October 2010, I started a column in the Scranton newspaper Go Lackawanna called Infinite Improbability, giving my pencil-pushing perspective on comic books, cult and indie films, television shows and cartoons, and pretty much everything else I obsess over. I reported the news all week, so this was my little escape from the serious issues and a way I could connect to Go’s readers by simply being myself. With the increasing popularity of all of the things that used to get you beat up in grade school, it seems like every website and paper out there has made space for blogs and columns about those aforementioned topics, so you may be wondering what makes my writing any different. My mission is kind of summed up in the name, which was chosen for two main reasons: 1. It’s a nod to “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,” but if you don’t get the reference, that’s fine – I’m not here to pretend I’m smarter or nerdier than you. I write for a general audience so anyone can understand the significance of what I’m discussing, but I throw in extra tidbits for those already familiar with the topic at hand. 2.

Rich Howells sure knows his way around a comic book shop or a convention hall. There are an infinite amount of topics out there to talk about, as you can be a “geek” with just about any interest, so get ready for something fresh each week. And just as the Infinite Improbability Drive created by author

Over the last two years, I’ve written about everything from street art to social networking to meeting celebrities to awful movie series to doomsday, and I’ve interviewed the likes of “Incredible Hulk” star Lou Ferrigno, quirky author and cartoonist Craig Yoe, and Chewbacca himself, Peter Mayhew, among others. Most importantly, I had a blast doing it, though I wasn’t satisfied with stopping there. Now, thankfully, I won’t have to. Growing up, being a geek wasn’t something you were supposed to be proud of, but it was something I always wore on my sleeve anyway. As superhero movies gross millions and zombies shamble across TV screens, times have certainly changed. The realms of fantasy aren’t dismissed as “kid stuff ” or viewed as the sole property of some secret society of nerds anymore. Instead, they’re mined for the next big entertainment franchise, and the same people who laughed at my action figures as a kid are now asking me where they can find them as an adult. I’m happy to oblige. W

- Rich Howells is a Weekender Staff Writer. Email him at rhowells@theweekender.com

ing Clays, Springville. $120/person, $400/team., ammunition/clay targets included. Lunch only, $25/person. 4-member teams, captain and crew. Prizes, raffles. To register/for info, call 961.7818, visit lcsportingclays2012.eventbrite.com/. To donate prize, call 465.2344. Benefits college’s petroleum/natural gas technology programs, scholarships at New Milford center.

The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959) • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. • Anti-bullying concert: Sept. 12, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Guest speakers and light refreshments. • Socrates Cafe: Sept. 13, 6:30- 8 p.m. • Knit/Crochet Group: Sept. 15, 29, 10:30 a.m.-noon. • “Reverse Mortgage: Facts and Myths:” Sept. 18, 2 p.m. Call to register. • Poetry Series: Sept. 18, 6:30-8 p.m. “Multilingualism in Poetry.”

Penn State Wilkes-Barre (Rte. 115, wb.psu.edu, 570.675.9253) • Civil Engineering Exam Review: Thurs., Sept. 6-March 21, 6-9 p.m. $1,025 (handouts included). • Lattimer Massacre Radio Drama Play and Music: Sept. 16, Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock. Free, open to public. Discussion to follow. For tickets, call 996.1500. Info: 675.9269, rrybicki@psu.edu Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmemlib@comcast.net) • Crochet Club: Tues., 10 a.m., Thurs., 6 p.m. New members welcome. • Story Time: Toddlers Tues., 10 a.m. or Wed., 1:30 p.m.; Preschool Tues., 1:30 p.m. or Wed., 10 a.m. • Our Friends Fall Festival: Sept. 15, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Flea market, craft vendors, book sale, bake sale, more. Vendors $5 fee. • Lego Club: Sept. 17, 4 p.m. New members welcome. The Poets Sept. 21, doors 6:30 p.m., show 8 p.m., Irem Country Club Pavilion (70 Ridgway Dr., Dallas). GA/$25, reserved/$30. Advance sales only. Info: 570.675.4465, ext. 241

Ss. Cyril and Methodius Ukrainian Catholic Church (Olyphant) • 2nd Annual Hometown Rummage Sale: Sept. 21-23. Fri.-Sat., 8 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sun., 8 a.m.-2 p.m., American Legion Hall, Raymond Henry Post No.327 (101 Willow Ave./Lackawanna Ave., Olyphant). Refreshments. Fundraiser for Celebration of 125th anniversary of church. Info: 570.383.0319, stcyrils.maslar-online.com, parishesonline.com/sscyrilmethodiusblakely St. Michael’s Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) • Pierogi Sale every Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. • 10th Annual Ethnic Food Festival: Sept. 16, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Tick-Tocks Restaurant (760 Terrace St., Honesdale, 570.253.3733) • Comedy Night: Sept. 21, 10 p.m. $10. Featuring Tom Riccobono, Mike Jones, Paul Spratt, Johnny V., Father Paul. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., WilkesBarre, 570.824.7722) • A Course in Miracles / Holistic Fitness-Yoga Sessions: Tues., 6:308:30 p.m. • Meditation Chakra Clearing Deeksha: 2nd, 4th Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. $8. Oneness meditation, chakra clearing/energization, transfer of Divine Energy. Welcome beginning, experienced meditators, all paths. Info: 587.0967, ernie@divinejoyministry.com. Wilkes-Barre City Events ❏ Farmers’ Market: Thurs., through Nov. 15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Public Square. Thurs. Info: wilkes-barre.pa.us/farmersm.php • Sept. 13: Music by Stanky & The Coal Miners • Sept. 20: Music by Lipstyk Wyoming Farmers Market (Butlers Park, corner of 8th and Butler Streets) • Every Saturday 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Fresh produce, crafts, and food vendors. Vendor opportunities available at 570.693.0291, option 1. Your Dog’s Place, LLC (570.729.8977, yourdogsplace@yahoo.com) • K9 Nose Work: Intro to Nose Work, Sat., 11:30 a.m.; Wed., 10 a.m. Intro to

Odor, Mon., 8:15 p.m. Intro to Vehicles and Exteriors, Mon., 7 p.m. Continuing Nose Work, Mon., 5 p.m. • Kinderpuppy: Wed., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. Puppy parenting 101. • Canine Life & Social Skills: Thurs., 5:30, 6:30, 7:30 p.m. • Reliable Recalls: Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.

HISTORY Electric City Trolley Museum and Coal Mine Tour (Cliff Street, Scranton 570.963.6590) Museum open 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Excursions: Wed.-Sun. 10:30 a.m., noon, 1:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Rides: $10 adults, $9 seniors, $7.75 ages 3-12. Mine open daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tours hourly, $8 adults, $7.50 seniors, $5.50 ages 3-12. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • Farm to Table: Sept. 21, front lawn. $100, $125/patron ticket. 21+. Local produce, foods, selections from microbreweries, wineries, music. The Houdini Museum (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton) Every weekend by reservation. Open 1 p.m., closes 4 p.m. Also available weekdays for school groups, bus, hotel groups. $17.95/adults, $14.95/11 and under. • Ghost Tours: Scheduled daily, 7 p.m., reservations required. Secret time/meeting place divulged upon reservation, call 570.383.1821.$20/ adults, $15/11 and under. Rain or shine, 52 weeks/year. Daytime walks also available on limited basis. Private tours can be arranged for groups. Lackawanna Historical Society (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) ❏ Summer Downtown Walking Tours (free and open to the public): • Sat. through Oct., 11 a.m. Call for starting places. • Rotating trio of tours First Fridays, through Oct., 5 p.m., Radisson, Lackawanna Ave. • Custom Tours: 7-8 blocks, about 2 hours. Routes selected based on interests of participants Most days, noon-6 p.m. $5/person, min. 4 people, max. 30. Call 955.0244. • Step-on bus tours, Costume Tours: Call for info. Luzerne County Historical Society (49 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) • Battle of Wyoming Walking Tours: Sept. 15, 11 a.m. and 2 p.m.; Sept. 16, 1 p.m. $8 members, $10 non-members. Reservations necessary. Steamtown National Historic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea) • Ongoing: Interpretive programs, visitor center, theater, a history

Climate slapshot Renowned climate scientist and bestselling author Dr. Michael E. Mann will give a free public lecture on Wednesday, Sept. 19 at 7:30 p.m. in the Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center at King’s College. The topic will be his latest book, “The Hockey Stick and the Climate Wars: Dispatches from the Front Lines,” published by Columbia University Press. Mann’s famous “hockey stick” global temperature reconstruction was prominently featured in the 2001 IPCC Summary for Policymakers, and since then, the hockey stick has become an icon in what he calls the “Climate Wars.” Mann’s research indicated that modern day temperatures are significantly higher than at any time in the past 1,000 years and subsequent research by Mann and others have extended the time frame back to 2,000 years. For more information, contact Dr. Brian Mangan, director, Environmental Program and Susquehanna River Institute at King’s, at 570.208.5900, ext. 5799 or emailbrianmangan@kings.edu.

museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7 adults, $6 senior citizens, $2 children ages 6-12. • The “Scranton Limited” train ride: Wed.-Sun. 30 minute rides depart from Roundhouse boarding area Wed., 10:30 & 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 2:15 p.m. A historic steam locomotive operates Thurs.-Sun. 10:30 & 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 2:15 p.m. $3 per person, all ages 6+.

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Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570) • Mom and Me art classes: every Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies. Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to register.

Bridge. Beginning or Intermediate Lessons, playing time for regular games and tournaments. Jewish Community Center (River Street, Wilkes-Barre). Call Rick Evans at 570.824.4646 or Rev. Ken McCrea at 570.823.5957.

Academy of Northern Martial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Health and Defense. Adult & Children’s Classes, Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class free. Walk-ins welcome, call 371.9919, 817.2161 for info.

Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: 570.829.2707) Ongoing classes. Tues./Thurs., 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese Martial Art open hand, weapons sets. Mon., Wed., 6:30 p.m. Covers Chinese style theories, concepts, applications. “Sport” fighting concepts explained, practiced.

Art Classes at the Georgiana Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com, gcraybartartworks.com) ❏ Painting, drawing, creative arts/ pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic, pastel, colored pencil, mixed media: • Adults (Ages 13+): Mon.-Tues., noon-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 6-9 p.m. Student may choose length of time from 1-3 hrs. for evening class • Children (Ages 8-12): Weekdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m.

Carbondale Chiropractic Center (267 Brooklyn St., 570.282.1240, www.carbondalechiropractic.com). • Run with Doc: Sun. 9-10 a.m. at Lake Scranton. Jog around Lake Scranton with Dr. Andrew Rivera. Visit Website for info. Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152, www.dancecontours.com) • Adult classes: ballet, tap, lyrical, CardioSalsa, ballroom dance. • Children/teen classes: ballet, tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a form of dance blending basic Jazz Technique with styles of street dance, hip hop. • Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free. • Adult ballet: Sat. morn. Danko’s Core Wrestling Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) • Four sessions/week, features two

clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/week. Increase power, speed, agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. • Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance: Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call 343.2033 for info. • Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. $10. Call 836.7399 for info. • Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m. Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for info. • African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m. Traditional African moves with jazz and hip-hop. $10, registration required, call 212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for info. Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon.

• Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info.

Non-combative class. • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info.

Drawing and Painting Lessons: Realist painter teaches techniques of old masters. Private lessons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@yahoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com.

Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. Learn Hapkido. Self defense applications. $50 monthly, no contract.

Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • “Everybody’s Art” New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop members, $30 non-members. Preregistration required. • Rosen Method easy movement program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art gallery, $5/class, free to members. Must pre-register. • Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m. Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Preregistration required, groups welcome. For info, to register, call or e-mail education@everhart-museum.org. Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. First visit free. Wrestling fundamentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No Gi. Call for info. • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.

Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) • Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10.

Back Mountain Martial Arts Center & Mountaintop Karate Center For info, call either location, Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Back Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Mountaintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.

Ballroom Dancing taught by certified members of Dance Educators of America. Available for private groups, clubs, organizations, senior centers, more. Call 570.785.9459.

GreenBeing at ArtWorks Gallery & Studio (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com, shopgreenbeing.com; all supplies included) • Book Binding: Sept. 15, noon-2 p.m. Ages 12+. $25. • Eco- Crochet: Sept. 15, noon-3 p.m. Ages 16+. $50. GregWorks Professional Fitness Training (107 B Haines Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregsbootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vipfitnesscamp.com) • Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group training, couples personal training available. • Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week sessions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • New Year’s Resolution Flab to Fab Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. • Private/Semi-Private sessions available, e-mail for info. ∝ Guitar & Bass Lessons available from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16 per hour. All ages, all styles of music, all levels. Call 570.788.4797 for info. Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) • Instrumental Music Instruction • Private Ballroom Lessons • Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. evenings. • Private Guitar Instruction: Classical, acoustic, electric for all ages. • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 5+. $30/month. Horse Back Riding Lessons Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appointment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.575.8649 to schedule.

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Beauty Lies Within School of Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.793.5757, sl.beautylieswithin@gmail.com). Hours by

Mining massacre The Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock) will host an original radio play by Bill Bachman, “The Lattimer Massacre: A Journey Back in Time” on Sunday, Sept. 16 at 3 p.m. It is the story of one of the most violent labor strikes in the United States. The Lattimer Massacre occurred on Sept. 10, 1897, at Lattimer Mines, just outside of Hazelton, when unarmed immigrant, striking miners were stopped by the sheriff of Luzerne County and his posse of nearly 100 deputies. A scuffle started when the sheriff confronted the strikers, and three minutes later, 19 miners were dead in the dirt at the entrance of the mines.Bachman, senior instructor in communication arts and sciences at Penn State’s Wilkes-Barre campus, will lead a discussion about the massacre as it relates to our civil liberties, human rights, the justice system, and the treatment of immigrant laborers in the U.S. today. The radio play, performed by a cast of 26 voices, will be presented to a darkened theater as if all are listening to a radio drama. Reservations for this free program are available at the Dietrich Theater ticket booth or by calling 570.996.1500.

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stage Love is a real witch Rich Howells

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In love, everyone may wish that they could use a little magic to make things go their way. Relationships, however, are never that easy - even for witches. Actors Circle is opening its 31st season at the Providence Playhouse (1256 Providence Rd., Scranton) with the supernatural romantic comedy, “Bell, Book and Candle,” by John Van Druten. It follows free-spirited Gillian Holroyd, unlucky in love, restless in life, and a witch. The love of her life, Shep Henderson, gets engaged to her college rival, so she uses all her magic to stop the

impending wedding but learns that love is the strongest spell of all. It’s a story that charmed Clarks Summit director David Hunisch when he first read the play, later suggesting it to Actors Circle. “It’s an elegant, funny comedy, and it brings in some different supernatural elements as well, which gives it a bit of an edge,” Hunisch said. The 32-year-old seasoned actor made his directorial debut at the Providence Playhouse with the opening show of its 30th season, “The Ladies of the Camellias,” and will bring that knowledge to his second time in the director’s chair. “I think the challenge is just trying to keep it from getting too

hokey. You always want to try to keep it as real as possible…I try to get them to always come back to, ‘What is the character’s initial motivation? Why are they here? What do they want?’ ” Inspired by the original Broadway production, which starred Rex Harrison, Hunisch admitted that he is not a fan of the movie starring James Stewart and Kim Novak. He also wanted to choose a play that people may recognize from the 1958 film adaptation. “Especially in this area, I think a lot of people like to see things that they’re somewhat familiar with. At the same time, I think the play is a little different than the movie, so there will be some surprises for them as well,” he noted.

Brink Powell portrays Gillian Holroyd in Actors Circle’s upcoming production of ‘Bell, Book and Candle.’ “I think the movie lacks a bit of the intimacy that the show has.” Hunisch feels that the humor and mystical elements, mixed with a “poignant love story,” are what make “Bell, Book and Candle,” which runs from September 20-23 and 28-30, a “very satisfying show.” “I think the show does have a little bit of everything in it. I think we have a very strong cast of local actors, and I think it’s an enjoyable show, too,” he said. W

“Bell, Book and Candle”; Actors Circle (Providence Playhouse, 1256 Providence Rd., Scranton); Sept. 20-23, 28-30; Thurs., Fri., Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.; $12 general, $10 senior, $8 student. Preview, Sept. 20, $8 general/senior, $6 student. Info and reservations at 570.342.9707 or www.actorscircle.org.

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Moosic resident Michael Meoni may have lost his year-and-a-half battle with Acute Myeloid Leukemia on Aug. 29, but just weeks after his passing, those who knew him will be celebrating his memory. Patrick Martin of Scranton met Meoni, a geometry teacher at Lakeland Junior/ Senior High School, about a year ago through mutual friends and his sister Kimberly, who donated stem cells in hope of curing his disease. Martin had never met anyone so young with cancer before but was struck by how much he cared for others’ problems outside of his own. Meoni was 27 when he died last month and was married not even a year before as a result of a wish granted by Project Wish. “It sounds cliché, but he was a very caring person. He was a fighter, and he was strong,” Martin recalled. “He liked to teach. He was good with kids. Even though he would have problems, he was willing to listen to you and talk to you about something that happened at work…I’ve known other people like that, but in that situation, I couldn’t imagine I would be the same way, to tell you the truth.” When he found out what Kimberly was doing for her brother, Martin felt compelled to help out in any way that he could, so he quickly began organizing a benefit to help the Meoni family pay for medical bills. “I’m one of these people who cannot stand by and let things happen around me like that. There’s no way to fix it, so this is the second best thing to me,” he emphasized. Martin recruited his sixmember improvisational comedy group Here We Are In Spain to participate, and quickly gathered an eclectic line-up consisting of juggler and magician Michael Si-

Patrick Martin from the improv comedy group Here We Are In Spain is organizing Saturday’s benefit for the family of the late Michael Meoni. (Rich Howells photo) mon, Brendan Regan on acoustic guitar, fellow comedy troupe Unorganized Business Ensemble, and indie rock band A Fire With Friends. Local businesses, such as Pizza by Pappas, Canada Dry-Royal Crown, Fratelli’s Pizza and Pasta House, Steve & Irene’s Hoagies, Comics On the Green, Embassy Vinyl, and Penn Foster also donated free food, fliers, and gift cards and baskets for $1 raffles. “Everyone was onboard almost instantly. It really made me believe that people care,” Martin beamed. “Everybody was so willing to do it. I was so blown away by it.” His hope is that the variety of acts scheduled for Saturday, Sept. 15 at the AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton) will bring in a crowd. “That’s why we’re doing two shows, an 8 p.m. and a 10 p.m. If juggling and magic is not your thing, then maybe music is your thing. If music is not your thing, maybe comedy is. My goal is to get about 100 people per show and tickets have been selling well already,” he explained. The funnyman is also looking forward to his group’s part of the evening. “If you like shows like ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’

that’s basically what we do. We go to the audience for a suggestion, and based on your suggestion we create a scene…Bring your goofiest and silliest things; throw them at us. We like things that we don’t normally get,” he noted. The most important part of the night, however, is supporting a cause that has touched many throughout the area. “One, it’s a great cause, so you’re not going to lose money, so to speak. Two, it’s great entertainment. Three, there’s going to be free food at intermission at both shows. You can’t pass that up!” he enthused. “It’s not only been a good experience getting to know Mike and his family, but putting this together has been a great experience…I’m really excited about the show and I can’t wait to see what happens.”

‘Laughter with a Purpose: A Celebration of the Life of Michael Meoni,’ AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, 2nd floor) Sat., Sept. 15, 8 and 10 p.m., $20; $1 raffle tickets or six for $5 and 13 for $10. Info at 570.604.1874, patrick.martin19@yahoo.com, or www.facebook.com/ events/407578972635425.

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eryone welcome. Food provided by Boy Scout Troop 888 of Greenfield Twp. Proceeds benefit local charities. Gunners PA Law Enforcement MC (gunnerspalemc@gmail.com, $20/rider, $10/passenger unless noted otherwise) • Phantom Rider Program: If unable to make it to ride, donate $10 passenger fee and new stuffed animal, which will go to children in need, any left end of season go to Toys For Tots. Send to Gunners 11 Hemlock Dr., Tunkhannock, PA 18657. Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. No alcohol permitted. • Sept. 15, 3-6 p.m., Pikes Creek, Raceway Park, Rt. 118. Rain date Sept. 16. Montage Mountain Classics • McDonald’s Southside Shopping Center: Sept. 14, 6-10

p.m. • Jonny Rockets Montage Mountain: Sept. 15, 5-9 p.m. • Cruise to Benefit Ronald McDonald House: Sept. 23, 2-6 p.m. Rain date Sept. 30. • Cruise Pittston-Tomato Festival Parking Lot: Sept. 29, 5-9 p.m. Motor Heads of NEPA Cruises (held at Wegmans, Wilkes-Barre) • Sept. 22, 5-9 p.m. • Oct. 27, 5-8 p.m. Patte’s Sportsbar (65 W. Hollenback St., Wilkes-Barre) • Car and Bike Show: Sept. 16, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Uncle Buck’s BBQ Pit Bike Night Wed., 6-9 p.m., 361 W. Main St., Plymouth. Food, drink specials. W E-mail your event to weekender@ theweekender.com or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication: Monday at 2 p.m. two weeks prior to event.

session, supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register.

Kwonkodo Lessons – by reservation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Institute (210 Division St., Kingston). $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for info.

Southside Senior Center (425 Alder St., Scranton, 570.346.2487) • Language Partnership English & Spanish Classes: Fri., 10 a.m. Free, open to all. For info, call 346.0759.

Math Tutoring and Coaching Highly qualified and experienced teacher. All levels tutoring, coaching, homework help. Individuals/groups. Fun-filled Math Anxiety Buster Workshops. Open all week. Starts Sept. 10, ongoing enrollment. Call 570.899.5576, e-mail sibut4710@aol.com.

St. Joseph’s School classes (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500): • Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., 7-9 p.m. Self-defense techniques using cane, club, short stick, wooden sword, escrima sticks, more. Learn history principles, practical use. No prior martial arts experience. $10/ class. • Women’s Self-Defense Class: Sat., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Self-defense techniques to protect from variety of attacks. No prior martial arts experience. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10/class.

Misericordia University Non-credit Art Classes (Rear 50 Lake St., registration required, 570.674.6289) • Youth Clay Basics, Ages 11-15: Series 1: Sept. 18, 25, Oct. 2, 9; 4-6 p.m. Series 2: Oct. 23, 30, Nov. 6, 13, 27, Dec. 4; 4-6 p.m. $130/series, includes 25-pound bag of clay. • Adult Clay Basics, Ages 16+: Series 1: Sept. 12, 19, 26, Oct. 3, 10; 6-8 p.m.; Sept. 18, 25, Oct. 2, 9; 10 a.m.-noon. Series 2: Oct. 24, 31, Nov. 7, 14, 28, Dec. 5; 6-8 p.m.; Oct. 23, 30, Nov. 6, 13, 27, Dec. 4; 10 a.m.-noon. $130/ series, includes 25-pound bag of clay. Moscow Clayworks (moscowclayworks.com) • Focus on hand-building techniques: Adults, Tues., 6-8 p.m.; kids, Thurs., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. • Potters Wheel for Beginners: Mon., Wed., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston, 570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/nepabonsai). • Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m. Features business sessions, demonstrations/programs/workshops. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton, 570.878.3970, newvisionsstudio@gmail.com, newvisionsstudio.com) • Kids’ Art Class: All About Art: Sat., ages 11-16. Sun., ages 5-10. $100-$125/ month, $30/class. Supplies included. Call to register. Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047 Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839, nejujitsu.com) Open 7 days/week, offers training in Traditional Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, boxing, Judo, Women’s self defense. Group, private self defense classes available by appointment.

Hwy. Variety of topics, monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open. Olympic Style Fencing classes at The Fencing Exchange, above AFA Gallery, 514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, Mon.-Thurs. Foil, saber, epee taught. For info, call 570.969.1224. Piano and Flute Lessons (Anne, 570.881.2433) • Private studio in Kingston, enthusiastic approach, learn at own pace and in natural learning style. Professional teacher/performer (Bachelors in Music Performance, SUNY Purchase Conservatory of Music; Masters in Music Performance, University of Texas at Austin Butler School of Music). Accepting new students of all ages, time slots available early mornings into evenings weekdays for 30, 45, 60 minutes. Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Specializing in

opera/classical/musical theater. Hour, half-hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info. Royce Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Network, Scranton. Day, evening classes for men, women, children. Ongoing classes 6 days/week. Covers sport, combat, self-defense aspects of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. For info visit gracie-nepa.com or call 570.347.1107. School of Combat Arts (24 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.468.9701, schoolofcombatarts.com) Open 6 days/week. Offering classes in Brazilian jiu jitsu, submission grappling, Russian sambo, boxing, Muay Thai, kickboxing, Ninjutsu, wrestling. Classes for men, women, children. Group, private classes available. Children’s class now for $35/month. Shaolin White Crane Fist (Wyoming)

Teaching traditional Chinese martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, ShauijiaoChinese Wrestling, more. $35/week, first week free. Three levels of training, ages 15+. Contact Master Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898. Sil-Lum Kung-Fu & Tai-Chi Academy (509 Pittston Ave., Scranton) • Specializing in Traditional Chinese Martial Arts as taught in The Central Guoshu Institute. Instruction in classical Shaolin styles includes: Sil-Lum Hung-Gar Tiger Claw, Shaolin White Crane Boxing, Northern Long Fist Kung-Fu. Info: 570.341.8089, 249.1087 Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, angietheartist@aol.com, www.angelademuroart.com) • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning. 4-week

Taylor Community Library (710 South Main St., Taylor, 570.5621234) • Triboro Historical Society Meeting: Sept. 18, 6:45 p.m. “The Greatest Generation” program. Traditional Hung-Gar Tiger/ Crane Kung-Fu The Tiger’s Ark, Kingston. Unlock the real power, learn true meaning behind all martial movements by focusing on development of conceptual body language skills through use of age-old training apparatuses. Training more difficult than mainstream martial arts, done at own pace. Info: 570.817.5070 World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) • Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing programs, striking for MMA & competition training, women’s-only kickboxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more. Wyoming Valley Goju Ryu Karate Academy • Classes Tues., Thurs. (kids: 5:30-7 p.m.; teens/adults: 7-8:30 p.m.); Sat. (kids: 10:30 a.m.-noon; teens/adults: Noon-1:30 p.m.), Kingston Rec. Center (655 Third Ave., Kingston).Info: 888.328.3218, valleygojukarate.com Wyoming Valley Art League • Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/ hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info.

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Furniture, fiber, and sculpture Marywood University’s Mahady Gallery, Suraci Gallery, and the first floor lobby of the Shields Center for Visual Arts will be showing three unique exhibitions through Oct. 14. The Mahady Gallery is presenting “4x8 Landscapes: Furniture by Paul Ludick.” Using 3/4" fir plywood, artist and designer Paul Ludick incorporates the two dimensional grain of the wood into three dimensional objects. Unlocking the material’s overlooked qualities, Ludick blends utility and aesthetics with beautiful and surprising results. An artist’s reception is scheduled for Sept. 15 from 6-8 p.m. The Suraci Gallery is showing “9x9x3: New Visions,” organized by the Textile Study Group of New York. In this exhibition of its members’ works, thegroup celebrates its 35th anniversary as an organization dedicated to the wide appreciation of all aspects of the fiber arts. “Mark Chuck: Fisherman” is an exhibition of 11 ceramic works, including sculptures and functional objects, that is on display in the first floor lobby of the Shields Center for Visual Arts.Chuck is the technician for the ceramics studios at Marywood University and Keystone College. The hours of all three exhibitions are Monday, Thursday, and Friday from 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Tuesday and Wednesday from 9 a.m.-8 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 1-4 p.m.

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speak and see POETIC Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group: Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m. 18+. Celebrates all types of writing styles, formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to register. King’s College Events: (133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5900, www.kings.edu) • Campion Literary Society Open Reading: Sept. 20, 7 p.m., Regina Court (N. Main St., King’s College). Poems, short stories, drama, creative nonfiction. Bring original works or work of published authors. Info: ext. 5487 • Campion Literary Society Writing Workshop: Sept. 26, 3:30 p.m., Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center, King’s College. Free. Hour-long, informal. Themed, open to public. Info: ext. 5487 Library Express (2nd Floor, Mall at Steamtown, 570.558.1670, Facebook.com/LibraryExpress) • Used Book Sale: Sept. 14-15, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sept. 16, 2 p.m.-4 p.m. Book Club: Sept. 20, 6 p.m. Discussion of “Seabiscuit.” All welcome. • Author Dave Webb Book Signing: Sept. 22, 1-3p.m. • Author Andrew Clyde Book Signing: Sept. 26, 6:30 p.m. • Open Mic Poetry Reading: Sept. 26, 6:30 p.m. Lizza Studios (900 Rutter Ave., Suite 10, Forty Fort, 570.991.6611, betsy@lizzastudios.com) • On display: A private collection of work by Czech artist Colini. Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565) • Crochet Club: Tues. 10 a.m.noon, Thurs. 6-7:45 p.m., 12+, registration required. Participants bring their own crochet hook, yarn. Call, stop to register. • Basic Computer Class for Adults: Thurs., 10:30 a.m. Call to register. • The Friends Meetings: 4th Thurs. of month, 6:30 p.m. New members always welcome. • Family Story Time: Wed., 10 a.m. • Attention Teens: Looking for teen volunteers 6th grade+ to help with book logs. • Adult Summer Reading: Between the Covers: Adult fiction, non-fiction. Private book

sale at end of summer. • Bedtime Stories: Wrapped books that kids can take home, rate. Each returned rate slip entered to win prizes. • Lego Club: Starting Sept. 17, meets Mon., 4 p.m. Wait list only, call. • “A Taste of Greater Pittston” Fundraiser to Library building fund: Sept. 23, 2-5 p.m. Tastings of homemade wine, “Greater Pittston’s Choice” award presented, samples of appetizers, entrees, desserts by area restaurants. Music by David and Ryan Joyce. Hosted by Candace and Tom Kelly. Raffle, tours. $30, call 654.9565, ext. 25; e-mail lisajoyce67@hotmail.com. STACKS Writing Group Every other Tues., 6 p.m., The Banshee, (320 Penn Ave., Scranton). Info: stackswritinggroup@gmail.com The Vintage Theater (326 Spruce St., Scranton, info@scrantonsvintagetheater.com) • NEPA Writers Collective Annual Dead Poets Night: Oct. 18, features open-mic poetry. • Readings/discussion by Amye Archer, Jason Lucarelli, Dawn Lea, Rich Howells, and Brian Fanneli: Oct. 19. West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Free. Informal discussion of member-selected books. • Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free.

VISUAL 1st Annual Monroe-Carbon County Autumn Art Show Sept. 29, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Jackson Twp. Volunteer Firehouse (2176 Rte. 715, Reeders). Rain or shine. Free admission. Judging 11:45 a.m.-1 p.m.; ribbons 1:15 p.m. Refreshments provided by Jackson Twp. Volunteer Firehouse Ladies Auxiliary. Info: 570.325.9804, 236.5808 AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.org) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Life Drawing sessions: every Mon., 7-9 p.m. Contact ted@tedmichalowski.com for info. • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA, $2 student. Sept. 16,

Beat Jazz Poetry Night • “Users” Russ Noto: Sept. 6-28. ARTSPACE Gallery (18 N. 7th St., Stroudsburg, 570.476.4460, artspacegallery.net) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat-Sun, noon-4 p.m. • “Brodhead Creek — Autumn” by Will Daskal: Featured for Oct. Artist’s reception, Oct. 6. ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com) Summer Hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m. • “Riverworks III” Lackawanna River Corridor Association, Celebrating 25 Years: Sept. 6-29. Theme is the river and its watershed. Info: lrca.org Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • Accepting submissions for new shows during 2012-2013. Photography only; all photographic methods considered. Check out submissions procedure on website for details. • Cameraphone Show: through Oct. 2. Opening reception Sept. 7, 6-8:20 p.m. Call for info. Gallery at the Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs., 3:30-9 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 3:30-11 p.m.; Sun., 12:30-9 p.m. • “Mediterrania” Paintings of the Amalfi Coast & Mediterranean Region by Thomas Augusta: through Oct. 21. Front gallery. • Local photographers James Chesnick and John Kopp: through Oct. 21. Back gallery. Hope Horn Gallery (Hyland Hall, University of Scranton, 570.941.4214) Gallery Hours: Sun.-Fri., noon-4 p.m.; Wed., 6-8 p.m. • “The Lackawanna Iron Furnaces of Scranton, Pennsylvania: History, Art, Heritage:” through Nov. 6. Luzerne County Historical

Society Museum (69 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) • “The Wonderful Story of Planters Peanuts:” through Oct. 27. Mahady Gallery (Marywood University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, marywood.edu/galleries.) Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m. • 4 x 8 Landscapes: Furniture by Paul Ludick: through Oct. 14. Artist’s reception Sept. 15, 6-8 p.m. The Maslow Study Gallery for Contemporary Art (Marywood University, first floor, Shields Center for Visual Arts, 570.348.6211 ext. 2428, marywood.edu/galleries) Hours: Mon., Thurs., Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m. • Selections from The Maslow Collection

raphy and oil paintings, with Thomas Gavern and Mildred Williams: through Sept. 30. Sullivan County Council on the Arts • Accepting applications for annual juried Fall Art Expo. At least $1,200 in cash prizes this year. Categories: Painting, drawing, photography, three-dimensional art. PDF applications at sullivanarts.org/upload/2012expoapplication.pdf. Info: sullivanarts.org, info@sullivanarts.org, 570.928.8927 • Fall Art Expo: Oct. 13-14, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Forksville Fairgrounds (Rte. 154, Forksville). Suraci Gallery (Marywood University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, marywood.edu/galleries.) Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m. • 9x9x3: New Visions-Textile Study Group of New York: through Oct. 14.

New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 570.878.3970) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. • Selected: Keystone Alumni Group Exhibit: Sept. 7-29. 3-D sculpture, drawings, paintings, photographs, more by Sean Costello, Matt Mroz, Alex Seeley, Erica Simon, Sara Snodgrass, Michael Swanson.

The Vintage Theater (326 Spruce St., Scranton, info@scrantonsvintagetheater.com) • Various pieces from Heidi Van Lueven & Jenna Casaldi: Sept. 7-30. • Steampunk Exhibit: Oct. 5-31. Various media on shown dedicated to steampunk. Opening reception Oct. 5, 6-10 p.m., includes light fare, drink and live music.

Pauly Friedman Art Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/ art) Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m. • Igor Khazanov Paintings and Brother Kenneth Chapman “Celebration of Life:” through Sept. 22

T.W. Shoemaker Gallery (312 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming) • “One Year Later: A Retrospective Look at the Flood of the Susquehanna River in West Pittston, Penna.:” Sept. 8-Oct. 27. Info: facebook.com/twshoemakerart, jamie@jamiesmith.com.

Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. • Photography Exhibit: Sept. 14-Oct. 11 Sordoni Art Gallery at Wilkes University (150 S. River St., Stark Learning Center, 570.408.4325) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-4:30 p.m. • “Rosalyn Richards: Recent Works:” through Oct. 21. Largeformat graphite, ink drawings, etchings. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) • “Flexi-Visions Art,” photog-

Widmann Gallery (Located in King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. • “Anthracite Miners and Their Hollowed Ground:” through Sept. 28. 300 hexagon-shaped historical illustrations of mining in NEPA by local artist Sue Hand. Artist discussion Sept. 14, 6-8 W p.m.

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 55 comers, old timers welcome. Hand drums, percussion provided. Free, no pressure. Absolute Pilates with Leslie (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, www.pilateswithleslie.com) • Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m. Private training on Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, along with Pilates mat classes, stability ball core classes, more. Check website for updates. • Mon., Wed.: Nia Technique, 5:30 p.m. Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) ❏ Studio J, 2nd floor • Meditation in tradition of Gurdjieff, Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5 • Children’s Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 • Tarot Card Readings, by appointment. $20 first half hour, $10 additional half hours. Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272) • Private Yoga Instruction w/ certified senior Instructor of Himalayan Institute. 24 years experience. Learn secrets of Himalayan Masters. Lessons include asana, pranayama, meditation, relaxation, ayruveda, holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/session Balance Ultimate Fitness (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes for $150. Balance Yoga and Wellness (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Kingston, 570.714.2777, balanceyogastudio.net, balanceyogawellness@gmail.com) • Pole Fitness: Fri., 5:30 p.m. (beginner); 7 p.m. (intermediate). Sat., 1:30 p.m. (all levels); 3:15 p.m. (advanced). • Yoga Workshops: Sept. 15-16, starting at 10 a.m. $35 each preregistered, $40 each at the door. Open to all levels. Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boulevard Ave., Dickson City, 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com, info@bellasyoga.com) All workshops $15, pre-registration suggested. • Sun. Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features Alternating Vinyasa style yoga w/ yoga fusion. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazleton.com) • Boxing classes w/ Rich Pastorella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m. $40/month. Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11:15 a.m.

Series 4, Sept. 12, 19, 26. $60/6 classes, $15/single class. Bring mat or towel. Call to register. Endless Mt. Zendo (104 Hollow Rd., Stillwater, 570.925.5077, www.endlessmountainzendo.org, endless@epix.net) • Zen Meditation Gathering: Sept. 23, Doors 8 a.m., 8:30-10:30 a.m. Beginners welcome. Goddess Creations Shop & Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Summit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscreations.net) • Tarot Card Readings by Rev. Whitney Mulqueen by appointment. Call. • Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for 15-20 min. • Monthly astrology workshop with Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call. Goshin Jitsu Martial Arts Classes Every month at Golightley’s Martial Arts (Mark Plaza Shopping Center, Rt. 11, Edwardsville). Focus on cardio, stretching, defense, stamina, more. Self defense, cardio, karate aerobics also available. $75/ month. Call 570.814.3293 for info. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabellydance.com, 570.836.7399) • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock) Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 718.0673) • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon., 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve. • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) $5. Inner Harmony Wellness Center (Mercy Hospital General Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.innerharmonywellness.com, peteramato@aol.com) • Meditation Technique Workshops: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Goal setting/stress reduction, more. Call for info/reservation. Irem Clubhouse (64 Ridgway Dr., Dallas) • Fit and Healthy Basics with Carrie Hapeman and Melissa Gibblets, Sept. 12, 2-3 p.m., free. Call 570.675.1866 to register.

Jeet Kune Do Fighting Concepts Teaches theories of movement in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, 570.371.8898. Jim Thorpe Arts in Motion (434 Center St., Jim Thorpe, 570.483.8640, jtartsinmotion.com) • Friday Night Drop-in Class for Chair Yoga, Guided Meditation, Spirit Connections: $8/class, $15/all three. Elemental Alchemist AnneMarie Balog, Level II Lakshmi Voelker Chair Yoga instructor. Private/group meditation sessions, reiki treatments, classes, yoga, tarot readings/parties, divination consultations. Contact 881.2399, shantispirit23@live.com. Info: jtartsinmotion.com/Classes/ elementalalchemist Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn self-defense system that combines Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). $40/month. For info, call 570.287.4290 or visit htkdi.com. Leverage Fitness Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.338.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com) • Morning Wake-Up Workout: Full body metabolic, Mon., Wed., Fri., 7-7:45 a.m. • Primal Scream Classes: Tues., Thurs. 7-8 p.m. • Inferno: High Intensity Interval Training: Sat., 10 a.m. All classes free to members, $10 non-members. Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info. Melt Hot Yoga (#16 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville, 570.287.3400, melthotyogastudio.com) • Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m., 5:30 p.m. (90 minutes) • Tues., Thurs., 4 p.m. (one hour) • Sat., Sun., 9 a.m., 3 p.m. (90 minutes) Motivations Fitness Center (112 Prospect St., Dunmore. 570.341.7665) • Sandstorm Fitness with Rachel “Kali” Dare: Learn various techniques and shed pounds. Call for info. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton, 570.878.3970, newvisionsstudio@gmail.com, newvisionsstudio.com) • Vinyasa Yoga Classes with Sarah Yzkanin: Starting Sept. 9, Sundays, 2-3 p.m. All levels welcome. $6. Call

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sorry mom & dad By Justin Brown

Weekender Correspondent

Billy Gardell, co-star of ‘Mike & Molly,’ will appear at Cove Haven Resort on Sept. 23.

It ain't over until the fat man tells a joke On my last birthday, following the crushing results of losing Prom King at a reenactment of a 1980s Prom in New York City, I rushed directly to a psychic hoping for a prophecy for a better tomorrow. Instead, I was told I need to lose 40 pounds before I could ever be on television - and I never even told her I wanted to be on television! Apparently, she never watched the sitcom “Mike & Molly” on CBS, starring two of the most amazing people in Hollywood who just happen to be heavier than most: “Bridesmaids” star Melissa McCarthy and the badass Billy Gardell. When I found out Gardell would be coming to the area to perform his stand-up act at Cove Haven Resort in Lakeville on Sunday, Sept. 23, I had to reach out to my new idol whose junk in his trunk is nothing but funk! WEEKENDER: Tell me something Billy Gardell would say sorry to his mom and dad for? BILLY GARDELL: I’m sorry, mom and dad, for sneaking out of the house at night and causing a lot of unnecessary worry. I won’t say what I did when I snuck out, I’ll keep that between me and God. W: “Mike & Molly,” about two lovers that met at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting, has taken some heat for being heavy on the

fat jokes. Does it bother you that the writers incorporate weight jokes on the show? BG: We’ve focused less and less on that as the show went on, but we had to address it, you know? Our story at the end of the day is about two people who never thought they would fall in love, falling in love. W: In your own words, what can people expect when they come to see you live? BG: My stand-up humor kind of crosses over from the show’s humor because it’s based in the working class. I grew up in a working class family in Pittsburgh, and it stems from what life was like through that. W: The day after you headline Cove Haven, the third season of “Mike & Molly” premieres. Last season wrapped with you two tying the knot. What can viewers look forward to this season? BG: To me, it’s the real beginning of the show. We’re going to experience all of the things that come with marriage - getting a house, asking ourselves if we should have a kid. It’s where the fun begins. “Mike & Molly” fans, be sure to see Gardell perform live at Cove Haven Resort on September 23! And to the psychic who told me to lose weight, go eat a doughnut and maybe people will W know who you are!

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Don’t try to look like Russian bronze medal weightlifter Ruslan Albegov. Find a fundamental workout. (AP Photo/Hassan Ammar)

Love is in the air frame before she notices the details of your appearance, so well-fitted clothing is a must. She’ll subconsciously notice how your broad shoulders are relative to your leg size. Hence the “X” shape. Consciously she’ll check out your arms and maybe your calves if you are wearing shorts. However, as Carmine Lupertazzi from “The Sopranos” says, “A Don doesn’t wear shorts; it’s undignified.” With that said, how you go about training is extremely important. Choose your exercises carefully. Steer clear from fad programs and pointless exercises that can potentially harm you. Here are some basic guidelines when choosing the proper methods: Work the fundamentals. There is no reason do to crazy workouts if you haven’t developed a base yet. Be leary of programs that throw you in the mix without proper assessment of your current fitness level. Execute strict form. “This horse has been beaten, buried, exhumed, desecrated, cremated, and buried at sea already.” The benefits of certain exercise are immense, but do them correctly or risk injury. Keep it simple. While you may be tempted to try advanced techniques, doing so increases the potential for injury. Your best bet is to stick with tried and true exercises, but work hard at them. W

Ever find yourself in an awkward situation? Estella says to worry about your own actions over others. (Photo by Scott Reilly)

Dear Estella, I was recently in a situation where I felt like I didn’t belong, even amongst my queer peers, as jokes were being told having to do with race. I’m not overly sensitive but it put me in a really weird place emotionally. It took me back to when I had to deal with black people not liking me because I’m gay and then I was feeling like gay people didn’t like me because I’m black. Have you ever been in a situation where you felt rejected by those who you expected to be the most accepting of you and how did you deal with it? If you haven’t encountered my situation before, what advice do you have for me moving forward from this event? - Seemingly Solo Dear Seemingly Solo, Expectations, great or small, what a b-tch! We’ve all got ’em. It’s only natural. If I read you right, you were in a situation where you expected to be accepted for who you are, gay and black - in other words, fabulous! In another situation you might have had your guard up regarding either or both “status” and been emotionally prepared for any and

all crap that might float your way. I’m willing to bet that this is not the first (nor the last) time you’ve heard racist jokes. In mixed company, it’s often found socially acceptable to poke fun at people’s differences, and I’d be a hypocrite if I said I myself have never participated. However, there is a very fine line between a joke and disrespect. In addition, some people don’t know when enough is enough. I’ve been in similar situations and, admittedly, they do suck. So, how do you deal with the occasional bad apple and how do you cope with the emotions they conjure up without ending up in a body cast or the back of a police car? When dealing with a-holes, remember the 3 A’s: Assess, Act, and Award. First assess the safety of the situation and decide whether it’s really worth making a statement or if it’s just something you should walk away from. Second, act based on your assessment. Actions will vary. A few examples include: walking away, head held high; speaking clearly and directly to the transgressor either privately or in public; and then

there’s my favorite, a withering glare, followed by a strategic hair flip or eye roll. Finally, whether your actions result in triumph or tragedy, the final “A” is to award yourself. When life gives you bad apples, add vodka and make yourself an appletini. Regardless of how you deal with the situation, keep in mind there will always be that one person. If there wasn’t, you may not appreciate all the worthy and wonderful people you do have. You only have control over yourself. Racism exists. Homophobia exists. A-holes exist. What matters is how you deal. Don’t let them get you down. Thankfully they are becoming fewer and further between. In the meantime, feel your feelings and then let go of whatever no longer serves you. Surround yourself with good people and ignore the occasional jerk. That’s how you keep moving forward. In the meantime, just do W you.

Have a question? Write Stella at weekender@theweekender.com with “Stella’s Life is a Drag” in the subject. Find more of Stella all week long at Twist Night Club or at www.facebook.com/ missestellasweet.

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When it comes to training, exercising, and eating well, most people are motivated to get moving and watch their calories. For a lot of men looking good typically outweighs the desire to “getting healthy.” Most, if not all, men want a body that women find attractive and sexually appealing. This in itself is extremely motivating, especially if you’re a single guy on the social scene. Through my experience and observation, most women seem to find the image of the “X” shaped body most desirable. This body type trumps the image of the skinny guy, overweight guy, and even the heavily muscled guy. Women want a guy who looks good in and out of clothes. By walking into most gyms and observing what the majority of men are doing, it seems as if they are training to impress well, other men. I myself feel compelled, to a degree, to show my strength relative to my body weight. The male ego is a tough character to compete with. But, we (as men) also need to remember that developing a lean, healthy body is the goal, especially as we get older. No amount of grunting or slamming of weights is going to impress anyone. Let’s assume a girl is going to see you with your clothes on the first time you meet. She’s going to notice your

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Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) • Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. • Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes. • Private training available on reformer, cadillac, stability chair, ladder barrel, cardiolates on rebounder. Call studio for additional mat class/ equipment class schedule, all classes taught by certified instructors.

NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) • Free week of Boot Camp for new members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30 p.m. • Wirred: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. $5. • Yoga: Thurs. 7 p.m. $10. • Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to register. Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odysseyfitnesscenter.com) • Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. • ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 p.m. Open Your Eyes To Dream (143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg, 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) ❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or go online for current updates/cancellations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com • Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. • Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. • Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. Mats & props available. Student/ package discounts available. Bring friend to first class, get two for price of one. Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886, www.pranayogadunmore.com) Classes taught in vinyasa flow, geared for all levels • Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi with Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m., Thurs., 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on class/week, $65/month, two classes/ week. Contact Blake at 434.989.1045 or blakewhlr@yahoo.com for info. • Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. • Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Advanced 7:30 p.m. • Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./ Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. • Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced, 6 p.m. • Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.; Intermediate, noon. • Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candlelit Open Level, 6 p.m. Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with Sue Yarnes: • Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our locations or your home. Hospital endorsed, training for professional Usui Reiki teacher certification

Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) • Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. • Small Group Personal Training: Personalized program changes w/ every session, similar to P90X crossfit. All levels, call for details. Studio Brick (118 Walnut St., Danville, 570.275.3240) • All Levels Yoga: Wed. (ongoing), 10-11 a.m. Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 570.290.7242, SymmetryStudioNEPA.com) • Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for registration details) • Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. • Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. • Intermediate Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class: Mon., 4:15-5:15 p.m. Ages 10-14. 10/class. • Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class: Mon., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. • Modern/Lyrical Technique Class: Thurs., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. • Cardio Kick and Interval Training: Mon., 5:30 p.m., Tues., 4 p.m. • Dancers Wanted: Female/male dancers, ages 10-adult for Symmetry Dance Company’s Junior, Senior Companies. Call or e-mail info@symmetrystudionepa.com. Info: symmetrystudionepa.com/dancecompany Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. White Dragon Internal Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton,

570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, meditation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum, flowing water, inner tiger. Beginnersadvanced. Mon.-Fri., open 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Private and group. Any ages.

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Wilkes-Barre YMCA events (570.823.2191) • Zumbatomic: Sat., 1 p.m. $16/8 week session for YMCA members, $20/non-members. Designed for ages 7-12, now offering parent class. Preregistration required. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. • Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. YMCA of Greater Pittston (10 N Main St, Pittston, 570.655.2255 ext. 104, mlabagh@greaterpittstonymca.org) • Zumba Toning: Mon., 5 p.m. • Zumba Gold: Tues., 10:30 a.m. • Kids’ Creative Movement: Tues., 3:45-4:15 p.m. • Zumba: Wed., 5 p.m. • Zumba Gold: Thurs., 10:30 a.m. • Early Tikes Gymnastics: Wed., 9-9:30 a.m. $30. • Just 3’s: Wed., 9:45-10:15 a.m. $30. • Twinkie Fitness: Thurs., 5:15-6 p.m., $30. Age 4. • Beginner Gymnastics: Young beginner (ages 5-7), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; beginner (ages 7+), Sat., 10-10:45 a.m.; intermediate (ages 10+), Sat., 11 a.m.noon. $40/member, $30/family member, $55/non-members. • Basketball: Beginner (kindergarten, grades1-2), Tues., 5:30- 6:15 p.m. • Basketball Basics: (grades 3-5) Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. $50/members, $40/family member, $65/non-members. • Basketball and Softball: Tee Ball (ages 5-6), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; preminors baseball (ages 7-10), Sat., 10-11 a.m.; pre-minors softball (ages 7-10), Sat., 11:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m., $50/members, $40/family members, $65/nonmembers. Zumba Fitness Classes • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info. W -- compiled by Rich Howells, Weekender Staff Writer Send your listings to weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375 Expanded listings at theweekender.com

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412 Autos for Sale

VITO’S & GINO’S

TOYOTA 04 CELICA GT

HAWK 2011 UTILITY ATV

NEW!! Full size adult ATV. Strong 4 stroke motor. CVT fully automatic transmission with reverse. Electric start. Front & rear luggage racks. Long travel suspension. Disc brakes. Dual stage head lights. Perfect for hunters & trail riders alike. BRAND NEW & READY TO RIDE. $1,995 takes it away. 570-817-2952 Wilkes-Barre

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Autos under $5000

FORD 95 F150

4x4. 1 Owner. 91K. 4.8 engine, auto. Runs great. New paint, stake body with metal floor. 570-675-5046. Leave message, will return call. $4990.

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FORD 02 MUSTANG

GTRedCONVERTIBLE with black top. 6,500 miles. One Owner. Excellent Condition. $17,500 570-760-5833

MERCURY `79 ZEPHYR 6 cylinder automatic. 52k original miles. $1500. OBO 570-899-1896

DODGE 02 VIPER GTS 10,000 MILES V10

6speed, collectors, this baby is 1 of only 750 GTS coupes built in 2002 and only 1 of 83 painted Race Yellow it still wears its original tires showing how it was babied. This car is spotless throughout and is ready for its new home. This vehicle is shown by appointment only. $39,999 or trade. 570-760-2365

WANTED!

ALL JUNK CARS! CA$H PAID

570-301-3602

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TOYOTA `03 HIGHLANDER

White. Original Owner. Garage kept. Excellent condition. $10,300. Neg. 570-677-3892

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288-8995 96 Buick Skylark Auto, 4 door, 81K $2,495 00 Chevy S10 Blazer. 4 door. 4wd. Red. $2,795 96 Pontiac Grand Prix. White, Air, power windows & brakes, 4 door, runs good. 106K. $2,995 96 Plymouth Voyager Auto, air. Runs excellent. 82k $3,495 95 Buick Park Ave 54k. $3,995 93 UD Tow Truck with wheel lift. 64k. $10,000 04 Nissan Armada, 7 passenger. 4wd. Excellent condition. $11,900 09 Mercedes GL450, 7 passenger. Too many options to list. 30K miles. Garage kept. Cream puff. $47,800

Junk Cars, Used Cars & Trucks wanted. Cash paid. 574 -1275

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112K miles. Blue, 5 speed. Air, power windows/locks, CD/cassette, Keyless entry, sunroof, new battery. Car drives and has current PA inspection. Slight rust on corner of passenger door. Clutch slips on hard acceleration. This is why its thousands less than Blue Book value. $6,500 OBO. Make an offer! Call 570-592-1629

415 Autos-Antique & Classic

421

FISHING BOAT. Like new. 16 1/2’ Trophy Fiberglass. 25 HP Johnson motor, 48 lb thrust, trolling motor with foot control. Recharger, pedestal front seat, carpeted floor. Live well, storage compartment. Excellent condition. $4500. 570-675-5046 after 12 noon

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CHEVY 30 HOTROD COUPE $47,000

GREAT DEALS! MERCEDES 29

Kit Car $5,500 OR TRADE JUST REDUCED (570) 655-4884

MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE

1 owner, garage kept, 65k original miles, black with grey leather interior, all original & never seen snow. $7,995. Call 570-237-5119

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MERCEDES-BENZ `73 450SL with Convertible

removable hard top, power windows, AM /FM radio with cassette player, CD player, automatic, 4 new tires. Champagne exterior; Italian red leather interior inside. Garage kept, excellent condition. Priced to Sell! $23,000. Call 570-825-6272

MERCURY `55 MONTCLAIR 99.9% original. 4

door sedan, black & yellow. Motor rebuilt, 250 miles on it. You’ve got to see it to believe it! call for more information after 1:00pm (570)540-3220

Boats & Marinas

Commercial Trucks & Equipment

CHEVY 08 3500 HD DUMP TRUCK 2WD, automatic.

Only 12,000 miles. Vehicle in like new condition. $19,000. 570-288-4322

CHEVY 08 3500 HD DUMP TRUCK 2WD, automatic.

Only 12,000 miles. Vehicle in like new condition. $19,000. 570-288-4322

439

Motorcycles

BMW 2010 K1300S Only 460 miles! Has

all bells & whistles. Heated grips, 12 volt outlet, traction control, ride adjustment on the fly. Black with lite gray and red trim. comes with BMW cover, battery tender, black blue tooth helmet with FM stereo and black leather riding gloves (like new). paid $20,500. Sell for

$15,000 FIRM.

Call 570-262-0914 Leave message.

HARLEY 10 DAVIDSON SPORTSTER CUSTOM Loud pipes. Near Mint 174 miles - yes, One hundred and seventy four miles on the clock, original owner. $8000. 570-876-2816

439

Motorcycles

HONDA 05 750 SHADOW

Windshield, saddlebags & new battery. 2,190 Miles Garage Kept. Asking $4500. 570-430-3041

SUZUKI 01 VS 800 GL INTRUDER Garage kept, no rust, lots of chrome, black with teal green flake. Includes storage jack & 2 helmets. $3600 570-410-1026

YAMAHA 97 ROYALSTAR 1300

12,000 miles. With windshield. Runs excellent. Many extras including gunfighter seat, leather bags, extra pipes. New tires & battery. Asking $4,000 firm. (570) 814-1548

442 RVs & Campers

FOREST RIVER`08 5TH WHEEL

Model 8526RLS Mountain Top,PA $18,500 570-760-6341

451

Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

CHEVY 99 BLAZER

Sport utility, 4 door, four wheel drive, ABS, new inspection. $4200. 570-709-1467

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FORD 02 EXPLORER

Red, XLT, Original non-smoking owner, garaged, synthetic oil since new, excellent in and out. New tires and battery. 90,000 miles. $7,500 (570) 403-3016

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ATVs/Dune Buggies

NOBODY PAYS MORE! HAPPY TRAILS TRUCK SALES 570-760-2035 570-542-2277 6am to 9pm

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949 Wyoming Ave, Forty Fort

406

CA$H PAID ON THE SPOT 570.301.3602 CALL US! TO JUNK YOUR CAR

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

506 Administrative/ Clerical

460 AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE DIRECTORY 468

Auto Parts

JEEP 03 WRANGLER 110000 mi. 4.0

6cylinder 5 speed stick. Inspected to 6/13. $7500 call or text 570-204-3817

All Junk Cars & Trucks Wanted Highest Prices Paid In CA$H

LAND ROVER ‘97 DISCOVERY inspected runs well $1800. RANGE ROVER ‘95 CLASSIC runs well not inspected $1500. 570-239-4163 or 570-675-9847 leave message

MITSUBISHI `11

OUTLANDER SPORT SE AWD, Black interi-

or/exterior, start/ stop engine with keyless entry, heated seats, 18” alloy wheels, many extra features. Only Low Miles. 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. $22,500. Willing to negotiate. Serious inquires only - must sell, going to law school. (570) 793-6844

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NISSAN `04 PATHFINDER ARMADA Excellent condition.

Too many options to list. Runs & looks excellent. $10,995 570-655-6132 or 570-466-8824

457 Wanted to Buy Auto

BUYING USED VEHICLES

Call Vitos & Ginos 949 Wyoming Ave,

Forty Fort, PA

288-8995

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Auto Services

$ WANTED JUNK $ VEHICLES LISPI TOWING We pick up 822-0995 WANTED

Cars & Full Size Trucks. For prices... Lamoreaux Auto Parts 477-2562

506 Administrative/ Clerical

CUSTOMER SERVICE REP Provide support and

service to our customers in all facets and functions relating to our website and the products offered, before, during and after order has been processed. Candidate must have excellent verbal and written communication skills and experience with Ecommerce order processing as well as utilizing Ebay. Please send resume to: Custom Seats Inc. P.O. Box 484 Pittston, PA 18640

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518 Customer Support/Client Care

Hampton Inn & Suites Wilkes-Barre

CONSUMER COLLECTIONS CLERK

FRONT DESK We are currently

This is an entry level collection position. Successful candidates will be responsible for outbound and inbound collection/loan servicing calls in order to secure payment and determine reason for delinquency while maintaining accurate collection notes on these accounts using a computer system. Candidates are expected to work 200- 300 accounts per day.

876 Schechter Dr.

seeking highly responsible & outgoing people to join our Front Desk team. Full Time available for 2nd shift. Responsibilities include: *Creating computerbased reservations & guest check-ins *Answering phones in a professional manner *Providing top quality customer service If you are a motivated, dependable, team player looking for a great place to work, PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON between 8am & 4pm

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Medical

Receptionist/Assistant Part time. Benefits available. Mail resume to: Dr. Lombardo 576 Wyoming Ave Kingston, PA 18704 Please include professional references.

Positions requires: strong PC skills in a Windows environment; excellent communication skills (written, verbal, listening); and ability to work in a team environment. Hours: 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Mon. – Fri. with one evening per week and two Saturdays per month. Compensation package includes medical insurance, life insurance, long term disability insurance, paid time off and competitive pay. Mail/Fax resumes to: TAMMAC HOLDINGS CORPORATION Attn: Human Resources 100 Commerce Boulevard Wilkes Barre, PA 18702 Fax# 570-830-0268 EOE

To place your ad call...829-7130 522

Education/ Training

of Times Leader readers read the Classiﬁed section. *2008 Pulse Research

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PART-TIME CLINICAL INSTRUCTOR

M.S.N. REQUIRED Practical Nursing Program. WILKES-BARRE AREA CAREER & TECHNICAL CENTER If interested, please call: 570-822-6539

527 Food Services/ Hospitality

COOK/PREP PERSON

Tuesday thru Saturday, Dayshift. -Experience preferred. Apply within. Dukey’s Cafe 785 North Pennsylvania Ave Wilkes Barre, PA 570-270-6718

533

Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

Automotive Technician: The qualified candidate should be experienced in alignments, air-conditioning, and diagnostics. State inspection license and ASE certifications preferred. Valid PA Driver License a must! Health Insurance, Vision & Dental, 401-K Retirement Plan, paid holidays, vacation, closed Sundays, Employee training programs and discounts! Positions are available at our Dallas location. Apply now by phone or web at 1-877-WORK 4 JW or online at www.jackwilliams. com. EOE

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Janitorial/ Cleaning

542

Logistics/ Transportation

548 Medical/Health

DIETARY AIDES

4-8, 2-8 & Weekends

CLEANERS

Hanover Industrial Park, PT evenings, 7pm – 1am, M-F. Background check/ drug test required. EOE 800-827-1202 Job # 339, Apply on-line: www.cleanforhealth .com/apply.html

542

Logistics/ Transportation

DRIVER

Experienced Limousines/Sedans. Part-time. Days/ Nights/Weekends. Knowledge of major airports a plus. 570-288-5466

DRIVERS

3 CDL CLASS A DRIVERS NEEDED. Full time. Home Daily. Monday-Friday, night work. Must have clean MVR & background with minimum of 1 year experience. Must have doubles endorsement. Call Todd 570-991-0316

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Per diem Apply in person at

Summit 50 N. Pennsylvania Avenue, or contact Karen Coleman at 570-825-3488 or email karen.coleman@ goldenliving.com EOE M/F/D/V

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DRIVERS

DRIVER/WAREHOUSE PART TIME

Stocking of shelf's, warehouse duties, cleaning and heavy lifting required. No phone calls. KING GLASS & PAINT CO 10749 MAIN ST SWOYERSVILLE, PA 18704

412 Autos for Sale

NOW HIRING SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS Best pay. Will train

if necessary. Pace Transportation 570-883-9797

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LPN S

7am-3pm; 3pm-11pm

Exciting opportunity for energetic Nurse in a personal care home! Call for an interview. If no answer, leave message. 570-883 -2255 Ext #2

412 Autos for Sale

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$22,990 $11,990 $16,990 $23,990 $11,990 $16,990 $12,990 $25,990 $17,990 $25,990 $14,990 $18,990 $14,990 $27,990 $18,990 $27,990 $15,990 $19,990 $15,990 $29,990 $19,990 $16,990 $19,990 $31,990 FREE STATE INSPECTION AS LONG AS YOU OWN THE CAR! STARTING AT

STARTING AT

*Tax and tags extra. Security Deposit waived. All factory rebates applied **Lease payments based on 24 month lease 21,000 allowable miles. First months payment, $595 Bank Fee, and $2,500 down payment (cash or trade) due at delivery. See salesperson for details. All payments subject to credit approval by the primary lending source, Tier 0 rate. Special APR financing cannot be combined with Ford cash rebate. “BUY FOR” prices are based on 72 month at $18.30 per month per $1000 financed with $2,500 down (cash or trade). Photos of vehicles are for illustration purposes only. Coccia Ford is not responsible for any typographical errors. No Security Deposit Necessary. See dealer for details. Sale ends SEPTEMBER 30, 2012.

CALL NOW 823-8888 1-800-817-FORD

Just Minutes from Scranton or W-B

VISIT US AT

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Other

RN SUPERVISOR SIGN-ON BONUS

Little Flower Manor is offering a $5,000 sign-on bonus to the right candidate to fill the full time position of RN Supervisor on the 3-11PM shift. Duties include overseeing nursing care and providing supervision and management of nursing staff. A minimum of 2 years supervisory experience in long term care required. We offer an experience based wage, plus shift differential and a competitive benefits package with health insurance beginning first day of employment. We are also seeking per diem and part time RN Supervisors for the 311PM and 11PM7AM shifts. Bonus is available for anyone willing to work at both Little Flower Manor and St. Luke’s Villa. Apply: Little Flower Manor and St. Therese Residence 200 South Meade Street Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702 pmelski@lfmstr.com Fax: 570-408-9760 E.O.E.

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Other

HOUSEPARENTS, Live expense-free in a beautiful Pennsylvania home, working with adolescents. Full-time salary for one, other may work elsewhere. Training, benefits. Help change kids’ lives. Call 267-718-1326. EOE www.csfbuxmont.org

Part Time Driver/ Greenhouse Worker Clean driving record. Reliable. Average 15 hours per week. Apply at Ketler Florist & Greenhouses 1205 S. Main St. Hanover Twp.

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557

Project/ Program Management

FT/PT GROUP WORKER Bachelors level &

JOB FAIR

minimum of 2 years experience to implement weekend programming working with at-risk youth. Send resumes to: www.jobs@vq.com

566

WHEN: Wednesday 9/12/12 & Thursday 9/13/12 WHERE: Kane, DC5 Stauffer Industrial Park Taylor, PA TIME: 10am-6pm -Warehouse, Clerical & Forklift - 1st & 2nd Shifts -Weekly Pay & Medical Benefits APPLY ONLINE AT: www. selectstaffing. com 570-344-4252 Positions are long term, steady employment. Must provide 2 forms of ID and be able to pass pre-employment screening.

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554

Production/ Operations

OPERATOR TRAINEES

A major thermoforming Plastics company in the Hazleton area is seeking full time positions for MACHINE OPERATOR TRAINEES. Qualified candidates must possess strong mechanical aptitude with good written and oral communication skills. Starting wage, $17.62/hr with 3/4 day weeks12 hour shifts. Drug screenings and background checks are conditions of employment. Applications are accepted on-site or you may forward resume to: FabriKal Corporation ATTN: Human Resources, Valmont Industrial Park 150 Lions Drive Hazleton, PA. 18202 Phone 570-861-3303

procure@Fabri-Kal.com

Sales/Retail/ Business Development

AUTO RECON MANAGER

START NOW Experience Required. Good Pay - Great Benefits Contact Lester Knight at (570) 343-1221 ext 115 or email lknight@ tomhesser.com Tom Hesser Chevrolet Scranton

708

BOTTLES, (50), old, $.50/each. BEER & SODA CANS (50), old, $.25/each. BISHOP HAVEY YEARBOOKS (4), 1971-1973, 1974, 1975, $10/each. 570-823-6986 CAMERA, antique, fold-out, $50 570-489-2675 COINS, Washington quarters 1932-P1934-P-1935-P1936-P-1936-D1940-S. $80. 570-287-4135 COMMEMORATIVE QUARTERS, 50 State, P-Mint, DMint And Gold Plated, $65. Call 570-855-3113 HORSE. Radio Flyer Liberty Spring Horse with Sound option. $100. 570-288-8689 MOVING SALE NY METS, 150 baseball cards, $10. BALTIMORE ORIOLES, 150 baseball cards, $10. NY YANKEES, 150 baseball cards, $10. BOSTON RED SOX, 150 baseball cards, $10. PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES, 270 baseball cards, $15. 570-313-5214 or 570-313-3859

600 FINANCIAL

PITTSBURGH STEELERS MEMORABILIA

630 Money To Loan “We can erase your bad credit 100% GUARANTEED.” Attorneys for the Federal Trade Commission say they’ve never seen a legitimate credit repair operation. No one can legally remove accurate and timely information from your credit report. It’s a process that starts with you and involves time and a conscious effort to pay your debts. Learn about managing credit and debt at ftc. gov/credit. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.

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Air Conditioners

AIR CONDITIONER, 10,000 BTU, great condition, automatic shutoff $40. 570-824-3092

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Antiques & Collectibles

I am selling my entire collection of Steelers items including helmets, autographs, photos, prints, lithographs, starting lineups, many one of a kind items. Too many to list. Prices from $5 to $1500. Serious inquiries only! Call 570-9056865 to set up time to review collection.

710

Appliances

COM TECH REPAIR

All Major Brands. Over 25 years experience. Honest Professional Affordable Service. Appliances, Mowers, Snow-blowers, Garage Door Openers, Exercise Equipment and more. Call 570-954-7608

712

Baby Items

Find the perfect friend.

Crib, brown with mattress, $25. 570-474-5492

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Children s Behavorial Health Services, Inc is currently looking for:

Full-Time Therapeutic Staff Support Workers

Bachelor s Degree/Associate Degree in Human Services, Criminal Justice or Education needed. Experience working with children helpful.

712

Baby Items

STROLLER, Peg Perego, Model Pliko P3, Girls, very good condition, $75. STROLLER, MacLaren Volo, girls, very good condition $45. CAR SEAT, Britax Decathlon Convertible, very good condition $75. CRADLE SWING, Fisher Price Starlight, very good condition, $45. HIGH CHAIR, PegPerego Prima Pappa, girls, very good condition, $45. CAR SEAT, Peg Perego Primo Viaggio, girls, very good condition, $75. BABY ROCKER, MacLaren, girls, very good condition $45. 570-430-4054

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Building Materials

DOORS, 2, Birch, includes all hardware, 30”, right & left, $25. 570-288-8689

Full-time benefits include: Competitive pay, health insurance, paid holidays and vacation days. Please send, fax or email your resume & letter of interst to: Children s Behavorial Health Services Attn: Chuck Kemzura 104 Woodward Hill Rd, Edwardsville, PA 18704 Email: shurd@cbhsinc.com or fax to 714-7231

FENCE, 36”W x 42”H; galvanized chain link gate, $10. FENCE, 22”W x 62”H; galvanized chain link gate, $10. 570-823-6986

EOE

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STAIR TREADS, Pine, with returns, no knots. 10 1/2” deep and at least 40” wide. 11 for $10. Call 570-430-6434

722

Christmas Trees

CHRISTMAS TREE, 6 1/2 foot Regency, slim, evergreen, life like, prelit with white lights and accented with sugar globe white lights, Tree bag included. Used 2 years, purchased at www.treeclassics.com for $350., will sell for $100. 570-301-8515

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CHILDREN’S SOCKS, 114 pairs, $15 for all. 570-313-5214 or 570-313-3859

PANTS, Justice, girls size 10 slim, excellent condition: black denim, grey denim, and grey twill. All three pairs for $8.00 570-905-5539

SCHOOL UNIFORMS Good Shepherd Academy, girls size 12 skirts & sweaters $5.00 each 570-825-3534

548 Medical/Health

Direct Care Workers Certified Nursing Assistants Licensed Practical Nurses Registered Nurses PTs, OTs & SLPs Much More...

MICROWAVE, GE, 20w x 14d x 10L, like new, has carousel turntable, $35. 570-288-8689 SLOW COOKER, still in box, great for dips, fondue $10. 570-650-8710 TOASTER, new, still in box, $10. TOASTER OVEN, new, $10. GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL, 1 year old, $10. 570-824-2571

Clothing

BLOUSES, (10) women’s, large & XL, $1/each. JACKETS (10) women’s, large and XL, $2/each. 570-823-6986

570-587-4444 ext. 117

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518 Customer Support/Client Care

542

Logistics/ Transportation

542

Logistics/ Transportation

542

Logistics/ Transportation

542

Logistics/ Transportation

for 2012!

At Telerx, our people are our most valuable asset because it takes great people to make a great company. That’s why we are looking for “higher” caliber people to join our team. If you’re a star and are looking for a new career...Telerx is hiring!

FULL-TIME INBOUND CUSTOMER SERVCE REPS No Weekends or Holidays!

We oﬀer competitive pay and great beneﬁts. Apply online: www.telerx.com Questions? Contact Monica Hamilton: 267-942-3466

Martz Trailways is seeking full and part time drivers. We provide paid training, comprehensive beneﬁts for full time employees, ﬂexible scheduling for part-time employees and competitive compensation. Applicants must be:

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• At least 23 years of age • Possess a “clean” driving record • Available for weekend and holiday assignments Part Time positions provide an excellent supplemental income for retired or semi-retired individuals.

Join the Martz Group of “Safe, Reliable and Courteous” Professional Drivers An Equal Opportunity Employer By Choice!

For More Information call 570-821-3821

Apply Today --- Immediate Openings!!!

We continue to grow and are now hiring for: Do you own or love pets? Our Nestle Petcare Team has openings!

Bring your love of Baking to our Nestle Baking Team! We’re now hiring!

Start Date: September 24th Start Date: October 1st Actual Shift: Mon. - Fri. 10:30am - 7:00pm Training Shift: Mon. - Fri. 9:30am - 6:00pm

Start Date: October 8th Actual Shift: Mon. - Fri. 10:30am - 7:00pm Training Shift: Mon. - Fri. 9:00am - 5:30pm

We are looking for MULTIPLE - Clerical Warehouse Associates and Forklift Operators. * Pay for various positions start at 10/hr. & up!! * Beneﬁt Package including Paid Time Off, Health, Vision and Dental Insurance, 401k plan, Disability and Life insurance * Multiple Shifts Offered: 1st Shift, 2nd Shift, and 3rd shifts If you have experience in any of the following, this may be a great opportunity for you!

• Forklift Operating, Load/ Unload Trucks, Shipping/Receiving • Picking/Packing, scanning • Computer Skills • Inventory Control • General Labor • Strong Math Skills • Self Motivated TEAM Employer Solutions, Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Employer Employees are carefully selected based on positive work history, customer interview results, test scores, work references, and background checks. Additionally, we are seeking enthusiastic and energetic warehouse workers who are looking to grow with our company.

20 Reynolds Street Kingston, PA 18704 Phone: 570-714-5955 | Toll Free: 800-791-TEAM www.teamemployersolutions.com | Email: teamemp@epix.net

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Soup Season is right around the corner! Our Campbell’s Team has openings!

Actual Shift: Mon. - Fri. 11:30am - 8:00pm Training Shift: Mon. - Fri. 11:30am - 8:00pm

Great Career Opportunity at our Fast Growing Warehouse Operation!

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Mid-Atlantic Youth Services Corporation (MAYS), manager and operator of PA Child Care, offers outstanding career opportunities for qualified candidates. MAYS provides specialized treatment and detention services to adjudicated males and females, ages 12 to 20 We are currently accepting applications for: • Full Time and Part Time Direct Care Staff to work with adjudicated youth in a secure treatment setting. All candidates must be 21 years of age or older, have a valid PA driver’s license. Pay based on experience and qualifications. Benefit package includes health, vision, dental, life insurance, and 401K. All qualified candidates must submit to pre-employment drug testing, obtain child abuse and criminal background clearances, and be able to effectively manage youth in a residential setting. For more information on PA Child Care, please visit www.midatlanticyouth.com Please send resume to Donna Bosque/HR Manager Mid-Atlantic Youth Services, 701 Sathers Drive Pittston, PA 18640 Email resumes in MS WORD FORMAT to dbosque@midatlanticyouth.com

Great Careers Begin with the Right Training. CDL Truck Driving - Heavy Equipment Operations - Logistics/Forklift Safety Training One-to-One Driver Instruction Day and Evening Classes Financial Aid for Those Who Qualify

Training Done Right. Lehigh Career & Technical Institute 877.440.7544 - lcti.org Train in Schnecksville, or receive CDL training at these additional locations: Berks Career & Technology Center and CAT-Pickering Campus in Phoenixville

Exercise Equipment

HARD CORE GYM, Plate loaded cable pulley machine; lat pull down, chest press, pec deck, leg ext, lower pulley for curling. $150. 570-868-6024

TREADMILL, ProForm, very good condition, $75. OLYMPIC WEIGHT BENCH with bar, weights, matts, attachments, $245. 570-430-4054

TREADMILL, Weslo Cadence 70e, space saver. $80 or best offer. 570-430-6434

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FIREWOOD, stove cords, all hardwoods, delivered, stacked, $90. Call Greg 570-239-6244

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Furniture & Accessories

BEDROOM SET, white, twin bed, tall dresser, long dresser, mirror, night stand, tall book case, $250. 570-825-3534

BEDROOM SUITE, antique, mahogany, 3 piece, $200. 570-824-2571

CHAIR, light gold accent chair, basket weave size, $40. 570-288-4852 CHAIRS, (2) Genuine leather, custom made recliners. Taupe color, like new. $550 each. SOFA, CHAIR, OTTOMAN, 3 TABLES, great for den. Wood and cloth, all in excellent condition. $450. Call after 12 noon 570-675-5046

COUCH, $100. Chair, $50. Recliner, $50. Rocking Chair, $30. 570-474-5492

ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, Raymour & Flanigan. Cherry. Top section features wraparound doors for easy TV viewing. Top holds 2 components, bottom holds 4 components, 2 side drawers. 6.75 ft. H x 3.5 ft. W x 1.75 ft. D. $1,000. email mar4man@hot mail.com for photos. 570-655-5951

ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, solid Oak, leaded glass doors, will fit up to 35” TV, space for DVD player, stereo, game system, etc. Large storage drawer. Excellent condition.$250. Call after 3pm. 570-779-3281

Furniture & Accessories

FURNISH FOR LESS

* NELSON * * FURNITURE * * WAREHOUSE * Recliners from $299 Lift Chairs from $699 New and Used Living Room Dinettes, Bedroom 210 Division St Kingston Call 570-288-3607

FURNITURE SALE

3 piece reclining sectional, maroon, cup holder, magazine holder, paid $2700 asking $900. obo. Dark wood dining room suite 7 pieces with matching hutch set includes table, leaf, 4 chairs, 2 captain chairs & 2 piece hutch paid $2500 asking $900. obo. King size bedroom suite, light wood bed, 2 night stands, dresser with matching mirror and chest of drawers paid $2800 asking $900. obo. All furniture only 2 years old, have all original receipts moving from Pennsylvania to Arizona. 570-687-5335 or 570-780-0227 LIFT CHAIR, tan, very good condition. $200. Call 570-262-6893 LIVING ROOM SET, 2 pieces, excellent condition, $125. HUTCH, solid large, Maple, with lights $125. BEDROOM SET, small, cherry Call 570-655-4717 or 570-287-4043 PENNSYLVANIA HOUSE Oak 5 piece Wall Unit China, Book Shelf, Entertainment Unit, 2 corner shelves 570-675-3162

Shopping for a new apartment? Classified lets you compare costs without hassle or worry! Get moving with classified! RUG RUNNER, Rose color, (33” w x 84” L), $25. 570-650-8710 SOFA LazyBoy $50. Lazy boy loveseat, $50. both recline. 570-824-0591 SOFA LOVESEAT & Ottoman. Dark Green patterned. Good Condition Asking $150.00 for all three. Call 570 779-2030 SOFA-HIDE A BED, queen size, 6 ft. long $50. OBO Call 570-693-1918 STOOL/CHAIR (1), high back, kitchen, $5. 570-823-6986

746 Garage Sales/ Estate Sales/ Flea Markets

BUYING/ SELLING ALL US & FOREIGN COINS CURRENCY POSTCARDS STAMPS GOLD & SILVER -TOP DOLLARS for Silver Dollars -TOP DOLLAR for all United States, Canadian, & Foreign Coins & Paper Money -Gold Coins greatly needed -Proof & Mint Sets -Wheat backs & Indian Heads -All Types of Old Coins -Gold & Silver Jewelry & Bullion -Sterling Silver & Local Postcards. NO ONE WILL MATCH OUR PRICE$ WE GIVE FREE APPRAISALS (No obligations, No pressure) Over 35 years as a respected local coin dealer.

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752 Landscaping & Gardening RIDING lawn mower, Toro, 11hp, 38’ cut, runs great, new battery, $200 firm. HEDGE CLIPPERS, Craftsman 19” gas powered, new condition, $75 firm. LAWNMOWER, self propelled, Toro, 5hp, with hard bag, runs good $60 firm 570-655-3197 TRACTOR ATTACHMENTS, Planet Jr., made in the USA, Cultivator #2368; Right Plow #1096 and left plow #5568. $50. for all three. TRACTOR HITCH, David Bradley walk behind, $50. WHEELBARROW, steel front wheel, needs work. $20. OBO 570-693-1918

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Machinery & Equipment

SNOWBLOWER, Toro 421, two stage, 5 HP, runs well, $200. 570-592-1328

758 Miscellaneous AIR PURIFIER, Oreck XL Professional, $149. 570-636-3151

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570-574-1275 CAR RAMPS, steel, $40. POST HOLE DIGGER, $15 570-288-4852 DISHES, Noritake, 8 piece set, blue & white, $35. Fireplace Screen, $25. Wood Basket, fireplace, $25. Fireplace Accessories: shovel, poker, etc, $25. 570-474-5492 FISH TANK, 20.5” L X 14” H X 10.5” W with 30” high stand, light, and all accessories. $20. OBO. WINDMILL BLADES, 4 Plastic Blades about 7” X 28”- set of 2 for $25. 570-693-1918 MOVIES. VHS total of 54, $25 for all. Call 570-313-5214 or 570-313-3859 PAINTINGS, 5 outdoor scenes, framed, 36” x 24”. PRINTS, framed, $250. 570-489-2675

758 Miscellaneous

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KNICK-KNACKS, elephant (10) $.50$1. FAN, window, $5. FAN, box, $3. BAGS MATERIAL (4), $1./each. MAGAZINES (10), $2/each. ASH TRAYS, Gibbons (3) $2/each. PURSES (5) $.50/each. IRONING BOARD, metal, $3. 570-823-6986 MOVING SALE Furniture, patio sets, freezer, hutch, dressers, curio cabinet, TVs, trampoline, & much more. Call for more info, 570-200-6293 RADIO, new, still in box, $10. DISHES, service for 8, yellow, floral, $20. LENOX DISHES, (4) small, $6. CHRISTMAS & HALLOWEEN ITEMS, $.25-$.50. 570-824-2571

Doyouneedmorespace? A yard or garage sale in classified is the best way tocleanoutyourclosets! You’re in bussiness with classified! RIMS, Honda car rims - black (4) 15” will fit any model Accord, Civic, and Del-Sol cars. Brand new. Asking $85 Call 570-239-6011 SNOW TIRES, Studded, P195/65-15 mounted on steel rims. $40 for the pair. 570-406-7544 TABLE, Harry Potter custom aibrushed full sized table. Features Harry and friends, Voldemort and Hogwarts castle. Heavy table with chrome legs. $299. 570-477-5955 TIRES. Continental. 195/70R15, (4) good condition, 75% tread remaining. $65 570-430-4054 TORCH PATIO LIGHTS, (3) comes with the fuel, $10. DOG CRATE, small, hardly used, $15. 570-650-8710

Various household items for sale in Pittston area including a 6 year old oil furnace & water heater. Please call for info. 570-654-6146 WINE BOTTLES 1 gallon, clear, never refilled. $1. each or a dozen for $10. 570-654-2955

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Musical Instruments

GUITAR, FENDER Squier Stratocaster, electric, practice amp $149. GUITAR, MARSHALL JCM600 tube guitar amp head $425. SPEAKER CABINET, AMPEG 4x12 $275. 570-283-2552 or rick@wyoming valley.net

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GOLF BALLS name brand, excellent condition $3. a dozen. 735-5290 SCOPE MOUNTS, Leupold one piece base and rings with hardware for Remington Model 7, $12. 570-825-9744

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HOT TUB. Six seat Hawkeye Ambassador. Built in radio & lights, accessories indluced. $3,000, firm. 570-237-0275

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Televisions/ Accessories

TV STAND, black, glass, for flat screen, like new, swivel bar. Must sell $40. 570-655-3512 TV, RCA, 14 w X 13” h X 14” D, $10. 570-288-8689

566 Sales/Business Development

AUTOMOTIVE SALES (Moosic, PA)

Local New Vehicle Dealership Seeks Sales Consultants Immediately. -We are currently looking for 2 professionals to add to our team. Job requires enthusiastic people with a positive attitude and desire to succeed. -We require our sales people to follow a process in order to succeed. Would prefer sales experience but will consider the right person who shows enthusiasm and desire to succeed. Must have clean driving record. We Offer: -In house training program -Opportunity to sell both new and used vehicles -Salary plus commission -Blue Cross Blue Shield Insurance available -A new state of the art facility is in progress right now -Your effort will dictate your earnings If this opportunity interests you, call Call Richard Gaiser at 570-414-1000 ext# 125

DOO WOP PLUS

F. M. Kirby Center Friday Sept. 28th, 7 pm. Row N, Seats 114 & 116. $75 for pair. 570-265-5047 suzo@frontiernet.net

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Tools

PIPE CUTTER, Rigid, $50. PIPE WRENCHES, Rigid, $50. SEWER SNAKE, $25. SCROLL SAW (Ryobi) $50. FURNITURE CLAMPS, $30. SPACKLE KNIVES, $25. for all. TILE CUTTER, $10. WEED BURNER for LP Tank $20. STEP LADDER, 10’ aluminum, $40. WEEDWACKER, 4 stroke, $50. HEDGE CUTTERS with attachments $25. WHEELED FERTILIZER SPREADER $15. Call Lori @ 570-262-6596 PRESSURE WASHER, Troybilt & manual, 2500 psi, Honda motor plus 100ft never kink cord, never used with hose rack, $295. 570-636-3151 SCAFFOLD. Rolling, folding, aluminum . 8’ High 6’ long, 2’ wide. Excellent condition. $300. TAPS, all size, pipe & straight. DRILL BITS, all size, $1 to $10. 570-735-5290 WRENCHES (20) $.25/each 570-823-6986

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ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, wooden, with glass stereo cabinet & storage. Very good condition. Asking $75 Call 570-239-6011

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786 Toys & Games SWING SET with stairs that lead to a play house attached to a slide and a rope gym with 2 swings. Very good shape. Strong durable plastic. Red and blue. Like new. $80 570-822-8957 ask for Jamie

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Stereo/TV/ Electronics

TV, HD, Sony 52”, very good condition with Component stand $125. 570-430-4054

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

BUYING SPORT CARDS Pay Cash for baseball, football, basketball, hockey & non-sports. Sets, singles & wax. Also buying comics. 570-212-0398

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Dogs

906 Homes for Sale

BEAGLE PUPPIES

AKC Field Champion gundog sired. Have shots & wormed. $275. 570-854-4959

CALL AFTER 5 PM 570-654-8863

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900 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Having trouble paying your mortgage? Falling behind on your payments? You may get mail from people who promise to forestall your foreclosure for a fee in advance. Report them to the Federal Trade Commission, the nation’s consumer protection agency. Call 1-877FTC-HELP or click on ftc.gov. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.

BICHON FRISE PUPS

Cute & Playful. Call (570) 943-2184 for more information.

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Cats

KITTENS, 3 playful, pretty, free to good home. 570-822-3196

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BLACK LABS AKC

1 male, 2 females, born April 28. Training started. Come, Sit, Steady & Lead Broke. Parents out of a Pointing Lab in Nebraska. Strong hunting background $500. 570-721-1148

Dogs BOXER PUPPIES $450.00 each call 570-262-3564

DALLAS FOR SALE BY OWNER

36 Hemlock Street Brick Front Ranch on quiet dead end street 3 bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths, new carpet, large kitchen, finished basement with plenty of storage on 125x125 lot. $144,000. call 675-0537

HANOVER TWP.

PAWS TO CONSIDER.... ENHANCE YOUR PET CLASSIFIED AD ONLINE Call 829-7130 Place your pet ad and provide us your email address This will create a seller account online and login information will be emailed to you from gadzoo.com “The World of Pets Unleashed” You can then use your account to enhance your online ad. Post up to 6 captioned photos of your pet Expand your text to include more information, include your contact information such as e-mail, address phone number and or website. AUSTRALIAN Shepherd Puppies. AKC. Merles & Tri’s available. $850. 570-280-5082

GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPIES

ACA registered with Pedigrees. Vet checked, wormed. 1st shots. $550. Ready NOW! 570-864-2656

Looking for the right deal on an automobile? Turn to classified. It’s a showroom in print! Classified’s got the directions! Spectacular, remodeled, two story house situated on 110 wooded acres. It’s an outdoor’s persons dream come true. Featuring a 20+ acre fishing lake & four small ponds, woods & fields with deer, turkey, bear & grouse. Home boasts breathtaking views of the lake & woods. Perfect for Hunt Club or very special home. Most furnishings included. Serious, pre-qualified inquiries only. Asking $575,000. Call Jim Stachelek or email jims@prudential keystone.com Prudential Keystone Properties 215-896-8860

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New Construction. Lot #2, Fairway Estates. 2,700 square feet, tile & hardwood on 1st floor. Cherry cabinets with center island. $399,500. For more details: patrickdeats.com 570-696-1041

KINGSTON

220 Woodlawn Ave 3 bedroom, 1 bath rented - new oil boiler and tank 2006. 2 bedroom and 1bath vacant as of Sept 1 - new propane furnace 2012. Excellent rental history and income. Separate utilities paid by tenants. Roof and vinyl siding in good condition. Interior fair condition. $99,900. 570-262-3885.

PITTSTON TWP.

2 baths, concrete porch 3/4 around the house, garage. On six acres. Stonework, stone fireplace, heat with wood or oil. Commercial cook stove. Beautiful view. Well above flood or high water. Some farm equipment, track loader. With gas & oil rights. $350,000 570-665-9054 WILKES-BARRE

REDUCED Parsons Section 166 Matson Ave. $25,000. 5 bedroom, 1 bath. Garage. Corner lot. Nice location. Out of flood zone. Call 570-814-7453

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Income & Commercial Properties

HANOVER Repossessed

Income Property & Duplex Home. Out of flood area On same lot. 7 apartments, 5 in excellent condition. Hardwood floors. $119,000 570-822-9697

Ready now. $350. 570-925-2572

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PetsMiscellaneous

DOG CRATE, wire, 42” x 26” x 28”, $70 firm 570-357-8089

Say it HERE in the Classifieds! 570-829-7130

142 Poplar St. Fully remodeled, move in ready! 3 bedrooms, 1 full bath. Modern kitchen, all stainless steel appliances, marble counter tops, custom cabinets. Beautiful fenced in back yard with deck and firepit. A MUST SEE!!! $127,900 For additional details or to see home call 570-239-2882

23 Ridge Street 4 Bedroom Colonial Home in Pocono Ridge Estates. Large 2 Car Garage, Paved Driveway, Electric Heat & Central Air, 1.5 Baths, Large Eat in Kitchen & Dining Room. Double Deck with Hot Tub. Low Taxes. $219,000 Call 570-212-1404

SALE PENDING

JENKINS TOWNSHIP Prestigious Highland Hills Development .88 Acres. $70,000 570-947-3375

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FORTY FORT

HOMES AVAILABLE Homes available in Birchwood Vil lage Estates. Estates 2 and 3 bedrooms. Rent-to-own available. CALL TODAY! 570-613-0719

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LABS/CHOCOLATE AKC. Vet checked.

915 Manufactured Homes

House for sale on 3 lots, quiet dead end street. Needs updating/TLC. Asking $75,000 Call 570-333-5198

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MOUNTAINTOP DOUBLE BLOCK

GOLDEN RETRIEVER /LAB PUPS

3 yellow females. $350 each. 1 black female, 4 black males $300 each. 570-836-1090

SHAVERTOWN

HUNLOCK CREEK

HUNTING/FISHING RETREAT

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906 Homes for Sale

Newly renovated, great neighborhood. 2nd floor. Non smoking. Oak composite floors, new wall-to-wall carpeting in bedrooms., new windows. 4 paddle fans, large bath with shower. Stove, new fridge & dishwasher. Off street parking, coin-op laundry. $600 + gas, electric & water. References required, no pets. 570-779-4609 or 570-407-3991

KINGSTON

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FURNISHED

Remodeled 1 bedroom. New kitchen with new cabinets, front loading washer/dryer, side by side fridge, glass top range, Microwave, dishwasher, new carpeting and furniture, Off street parking. No pets, 1 year lease. $625 plus security. Heat, hot water water, sanitation and refuse included. 570-883-7458 202-425-7388

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PITTSTON Completely remodeled, modern 2 bedroom 1/2 double. Lots of closet space, with new carpets and completely repainted. Includes stove, refrigerator, washer/dryer hook up. Nice yard & neighborhood, no pets. $595 + security. Call 570-899-8877 or 570-479-6722

EDWARDSVILLE

1 bedroom, first floor. W/w carpeting, w/d hookup, stove and fridge included. Large porch. Utilities by tenants. 1 year lease. $350/mo + security. No pets. Credit and background check. Not section 8 approved. 570-779-5218

1st Ave. 1 bedroom, single occupancy, off-street parking, no pets, references, $450 + utilities. Call 570-655-9229

KINGSTON

E. W alnut St. A vailable Oct. 1 2nd floor. Located in quiet neighborhood. Kitchen, living room, dining room. Sunroom. Bath. 3 bedrooms; 2 large & 1 small. Lots of closets. Built in linen closet & hutch. Hardwood and carpeted floors. Fireplace. Storage room. Yard. Washer / dryer, stove / fridge. Heat and hot water included. One year lease+ security. $950 570-283-4370

KINGSTON

Modern, 1st floor, large rooms, 1 bedroom, off-street parking, no pets, $495/month, plus utilities & security. Call 706-5628

KINGSTON MUST SEE!! Elegant 3rd floor of historic home in charming neighborhood. 2 bedrooms & full bath. Kitchen with all stainless steel appliances, washer/dryer. Newly renovated, hardwood floors, private deck, 2 car garage, air, security system, wifi, intercom & keyless entry. Pets negotiable/no smoking. Utilities included. $1,300 + security & references. Call 570-288-6686.

PLAINS

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2 bedroom, clean, remodeled, no pets. $500 plus utilities, security and references Call 570-287-5491

1st floor modern 2 bedroom, washer /dryer hookup, off street parking, near Mohegan Sun. $525 month includes heat plus utilities. Security & references. No pets. 1 year lease. (570) 883-7449

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KINGSTON

Nice neighborhood, John St. 1st floor. modern, 1 bedroom, clean, freshly painted. Off street parking, 2 porches. $575 includes heat, fridge, stove washer/dryer. No dogs/ smoking. Lease, security 570-545-6057

LUZERNE

COMING

ATTRACTIONS UNITS in process, 2 bedrooms, quality brick building, maple kitchens, all appliances with laundry, tiled baths, covered carports, gas fireplaces, large enclosed porches, hardwood and wall to wall. 2 YEAR LEASES $750 + UTILITIES Managed AMERICA REALTY, NO PETS/SMOKING/ EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION. 570-288-1422

NANTICOKE

625 S Walnut St 2nd floor. 2 bedrooms. New wall to wall carpet & paint. Eat in kitchen with appliances. Attic & small yard. Water included. $450 + electric & security. No Pets. Call (570) 814-1356

NANTICOKE/SHEATOWN

21 Thomas Street 1 bedroom, 2nd floor, eat-in kitchen with appliances, shared yard and porch, washer/dryer hook-up $350 + security, no pets, no smoking Tenant pays electric, water, and oil heat & garbage. Call (570) 814-1356

PITTSTON

3 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, dining room, full kitchen, laundry room, off street parking, 1st floor, landlord pays garbage, available immediately $750/month Call Steve at 570-468-2488

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DISTRIBUTION SUPERVISORS DC SUPERVISORS GENERAL WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE GENERAL T.J. Maxx offers advancement opportunities, medical, dental and life insurance, 401(k), paid vacation and paid sick time, in-store discounts, and a clean, safe working environment. Interested applicants may obtain position information and apply on-line at: www.careers-tjx.com General Warehouse applicants may apply in person at: 4000 OldďŹ eld Blvd. Pittston, Pa 18640 For directions, please call 570-603-5890

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PITTSTONHUGHESTOWN Large modern 1 bedroom apartment, includes refrigerator, stove, washer dryer hookup, new carpet and freshly painted, great neighborhood, off street parking, gas heat and hot water, $525, no pets 479-6722.

PLYMOUTH

TWO SPACIOUS APARTMENTS: 2 BEDROOM 1 bath + office space / nursery. $700. 2 BEDROOM 2 bath + office space/nursery $750. Very clean living space. Tenant pays utilities. Very affordable sewer/off street parking included. New carpet throughout. Contact 570-855 8781 for more details to set up a walk through. NO SECTION 8. NO CEO. No smoking indoors. We are looking for reliable trustworthy people to rent clean living space. CLOSE TO WYOMING VALLEY WEST HIGH SCHOOL AND MAIN STREET ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

WHITE HAVEN Route 940. Large 2

bedroom near I-80 & PA Tpke. Fresh paint, w/w carpet, stove & refrigerator. Water, sewer & garbage included. No pets. $630 + electricity & security deposit. 570-443-9639

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WILKES-BARRE

1 bedroom, recently refurbished, separate kitchen/ living room, tenant pays utilities. $465/480 + security. Call 570-401-9124

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WILKES-BARRE

Mayflower Crossing Apartments 570.822.3968 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms - Light & bright open floor plans - All major appliances included - Pets welcome* - Close to everything - 24 hour emergency maintenance - Short term leases available

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WILKES-BARRE Close to Downtown 1 bedroom, all appliances, newly renovated. $575/ month + security, includes utilities (570) 704-8288

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WILKES-BARRE HISTORIC WHEELMAN 439 S. Franklin St. 1 bedroom, hardwood floors. A/C, marble bath. Security system. Laundry. $650 570-821-5599

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CLEAN, NEWLY RENOVATED two bedroom apt

with off street parking for one vehicle, utilities not included, one month security deposit, within walking distance to downtown and Wilkes college, minimum one year lease, located at 412 S. Franklin St. $575. contact Bill 570-371-7762

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DALLAS

COMMERCIAL BUILDING FOR LEASE

3593 MEMORIAL HIGHWAY (RT. 415) 2625 SF BUILDING GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR OFFICE OR BUSINESS SOME UTILITIES INCLUDED AVAILABLE 11/1/12 CALL JOHN 690-0610

2 bedroom, 1 bath with sun porch wall to wall carpet, washer/dryer hookup, gas heat, off street parking. $475/month plus utilities. Application & background check required. Lease security references. No Pets. 570-430-8527

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Commercial Properties

DOLPHIN PLAZA

www.mayflower crossing.com

371 Scott Street 1st floor. Newly remodeled 2 bedroom, new bath & kitchen, wall to wall carpet, offstreet parking. $625/month + 1 st & security. 570-793-5501

Apartments/ Unfurnished

WYOMING

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Direct Support Professionals Full and part time openings supporting individuals with developmental disabilities in Luzerne and Lackawanna area. All shifts available. Flexibility a plus. Minimum qualifications include a valid driver’s license, high school diploma, and 18 years of age or older. Experience is helpful. Complete benefit package for full time employees. Visit our web site for more information @ www.stepbystepusa.com Apply in person or email skauffman@stepbystepusa.com

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Commercial Properties

ASHLEY/HANOVER TWP

779 Hazle St. 1st floor approximately 1300 sq. ft. with central air & all utilities included. Less than $1.00 per sq. ft. Can divide. Great for business offices, recently updated, painted & new bathrooms. 570-814-1356

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315 PLAZA

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1,750 SQ. FT. & 2,400 SQ.FT OFFICE/RETAIL 570-829-1206

AUTOMOTIVE SALES CONSULTANT Valley Chevrolet is seeking individuals who are self starters, team oriented and driven. (No Experience Necessary)

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601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre

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Garages

WEST PITTSTON

1 locking garage/ storage unit for rent. 13’x15’. $55/month. No electric. Call 570-357-1138

950

Half Doubles

DUPONT Large modern 2 bedroom half double with interior attic and basement access, includes refrigerator, stove, washer dryer hookup, new carpet and freshly painted, great neighborhood, plenty of parking, heat included, $725, no pets 479-6722

DURYEA

3 bedroom, 1 bath & 1 powder room, separate laundry area. Appliances included. Off street parking. $650/ month + security & utilities. 570-466-0401 570-655-6475

FORTY FORT

2 bedroom, newly renovated, custom oak kitchen cabinets, tile floors, paddle fans, 1.5 baths. Off street parking, deck and patio, $800 + utilities; gas, electric and water, washer dryier hookup. References required, no pets or smoking. 570-779-4609 570-407-3991

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KINGSTON

3 bedroom single house 1 & 3/4 bath, garage, washer/ dryer, new flooring, porch, $900 + utilities. NO PETS. (570)991-5190

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3 1.5 baths, all appliances, fenced in yard, off street parking, near school, Beautiful home. $950 / month 1st, last, security. (570) 714-3693 or (570) 301-2458

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Well maintained in move-in condition. 6 room house with 3 bedrooms & 1 1/2 baths. Gas forced air heat. No pets. 1 year lease. Credit check.$625 + utilities & security. Call 908-510-3879

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WILKES-BARRE NORTH

13 John St. 3 bedrooms, wall to wall carpet, eat-in kitchen with range, washer/dryer hookup, shared yard. Front porch. Off street parking. $630 + security. No pets. Water included. tenant pays electric & gas. 570-814-1356

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Roofing, siding, gutters, insulation, decks, additions, windows, doors, masonry & concrete. Insured & Bonded.

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570-606-8438 1039

Chimney Service

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rent. Close to downtown. $90/week + security. Everything included. Call 570-704-8381

CLEANERS

Most thorough home or office cleaning at reasonable prices. Satisfaction Guaranteed! REFERENCES AVAIL. 570-704-8288

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WYOMING Sleeping room.

Private entrance & bath. Non smoking, drug free. Subject to background check & proof of employment. $100 weekly + $200 security. 570-239-3997 Leave Message.

1000 SERVICE DIRECTORY Appliance Service

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Handyman Services

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Logistics/ Transportation

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Now Hiring! Turkey Hill is hiring for various Central PA locations We offer flexible scheduling, various shifts, competitive wages, and advancement opportunities for the following positions:

Forklift Operating, Load/ Unload Trucks, Shipping/Receiving Picking/Packing, scanning Computer Skills Inventory Control General Labor Strong Math Skills Self Motivated TEAM Employer Solutions, Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Employer Employees are carefully selected based on positive work history, customer interview results, test scores, work references, and background checks. Additionally, we are seeking enthusiastic and energetic warehouse workers who are looking to grow with our company.

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Electro-Mechanical Technician

Nature’s Way has an immediate opening for an electro-mechanical technician. The successful candidate must possess knowledge of PLC, motor controls, welding, conveyor systems, pumps, and pneumatics. Must be able to work night shift or weekends. We oﬀer competitive pay rates and a clean, safe work environment: Excellent health insurance plan, paid sick & vacation time, 401(k). Send your resume to or apply directly at our oﬃce at

164 Commerce Rd. Pittston, PA 18640

during normal business hours.

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Collections Specialists (1201038) Prior customer service, collections, or call center experience strongly preferred. d. (Paid training class starts in September) es (1201043) Customer Service Representatives Prior customer service, restaurant or retail d training experience strongly preferred. (Paid class starts in September) For detailed job descriptions or TO APPLY go to WWW.SALLIEMAE.COM

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RNs & LPNs Certified Nurse Aides Physical Therapists/PT Assistants Occupational Therapists/COTAs Speech Therapists

• • • •

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Competitive Salary commensurate with experience. Full Benefits package including medical, dental and vision coverage, tuition reimbursement, 401k. If interested, please apply online at: www.allied-services.org Allied Services Human Resource Department 100 Abington Executive Park, Clarks Summit, PA 18411 Fax (570) 348-1294 For more information, please contact Human Resources at (570) 348-1348 or 1-800-368-3910

Bi-lingual applicants are encouraged to apply. Allied Services is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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