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ith the exception of perhaps one friend who shall remain nameless, I have never met anyone who doesn’t love a good cupcake. And as someone who has dabbled in the semi-professional cupcake-baking business myself, I can say that nothing brings joy to a person’s face faster than filling their belly with a whole lot of sugar. This weekend, the Food Network aired an all-vegan episode of its eponymous competitivebaking show, “Cupcake Wars,” and it made me realize I need to get back on the proverbial horse. It’s true that baking for other people can be one of the most stressful undertakings of all time — things don’t always turn out the way they should, and there’s practically nothing you can do about that. But watching those crazy fellow hippies — because yours truly is a vegetarian and an on-again, off-again vegan — hustle to whip up little pillows of cruelty-free confectionary joy made me feel wistful for the days when I used to stay up all night baking, fueled only by Red Bull and frosting, and would wake up the next afternoon smelling like cake batter.
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DEBBIE & HER DOG Mountain Top author Deborah Stone and illustrator David Randazza of Wilkes-Barre Twp. recently released “Debbie Adopts a Dog,” a heartwarming true-life children’s story about an adopted shelter dog named Sammy. The eBook is available for purchase on barnesandnoble.com for the Nook or the free Nook app download for Mac or PC as well as Amazon.com for Kindle. The price is $1.99, and a portion of the proceeds benefit the SPCA. MOB COMES TO MOHEGAN Drita D’avanzo of VH1’s “Mob Wives” will host a free signing event Friday, March 9 at 8 p.m. on the Sky Bridge at Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs (1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.) followed by a special appearance at Breakers. A freelance makeup artist, D’Avanzo is in the process of divorcing Lee D’avanzo, who is doing time for bank robbery. “Mob Wives” began airing in April 2011; season two began in January. LACAWAC NETWORKS The Global Lake Ecological Observatory Network (GLEON) has named Lacawac Sanctuary as an international environmental studies site and in-
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they accepted seats for the 640mile flight in the plane’s restrooms. -- Real estate reassessments hit Pittsburgh like a bombshell in December when county officials announced enhanced estimates of property value in order to raise needed tax revenue. In the first wave of assessments (which engendered criticism countywide, according to a Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story), a real estate attorney who lives in the Mount Washington neighborhood was stunned to find his condominium apartment had jumped $55,000 in value, now “worth” $228,700 and, worse, his private parking space on the ground floor of the building, previously valued at $5,000, now “worth” $287,800. THE WEIRDO-AMERICAN COMMUNITY In February, a jury in Thousand Oaks, Calif., acquitted Charles Hersel, 41, of molesting children. Though Hersel admitted through his lawyer that he paid high school students to spit in his face and yell profanities at him, and had offered to pay them money to urinate and defecate on him, jurors found that he must have done those things for reasons other than “sexual gratification” and therefore, technically, did not violate the statute under which he was charged. LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS According to prosecutors in Camden, S.C., in November, Christopher Hutto, 30, needed money badly to buy crack cocaine, but the best plan he could devise was getting a friend to telephone Hutto’s mother and demand a ransom. Though Hutto, according to the phone call, supposedly had been beaten up by kidnappers and dumped in a secret location and was “near death,” the “kidnapper” asked only for $100. The un-eager mother dawdled a bit until she and the caller had negotiated the ransom down to $60. (The mon-
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hris Head remembers a time when music still came in tangible form, before the convenience of the Internet allowed people to pluck entire artist discographies out of the electronic ether with little more than a right click and a “Save As.” “It makes the excitement of a record coming out less special. It’s different holding a record in your hands, opening it up, putting it in for the first time. That was a cool feeling for me,” Head said. “It’s rarer and rarer that you’re going and finding new music in a shop anymore. The sense of discovery isn’t there. If you’re going online for something, chances are you’re looking for something specific.” Of course, Head’s wistful nostalgia doesn’t mean he’s not onboard with the new status quo, wherein MP3s have largely replaced CDs, cassettes and vinyl. When Anti-Flag — the band in which guitarist Head plays alongside singer/guitarist Justin
“It’s my belief that every song, even a love song, is a political song.” Anti-Flag guitarist Chris Head
Sane, singer/bassist Chris #2 and drummer Pat Thetic — comes to Redwood Art Space in Plains Twp. Saturday, March 10, the group is bringing a special treat for fans. Everyone who attends the show will receive a free download card featuring three tracks from its soon-to-be-released album, “The General Strike,” as well as two exclusive unreleased tracks. Due out Tuesday, March 20, “The General Strike” marks Anti-Flag’s ninth full-length studio release since the first incarnation of the band debuted in 1988. Since then, Anti-Flag has experienced its fair share of ups and downs, seen members come and go and been through a handful of record labels over
time. Such is to be expected from any band with that long a lifespan. Considering Anti-Flag’s incendiary moniker, not to mention album titles such as “Die for the Government” and “The Terror State,” it’s hardly surprising that the most memorable milestones in the group’s history have been provocatively political in nature. Over the years, the members of Anti-Flag have lent their support to such organizations as Amnesty International, PETA, Democracy Now! and Greenpeace. In 2008, the band played outside the Republican National Convention in Minnesota. In 2011, it performed an acoustic set for Occupy Wall Street protestors in New York. Commenting on the Occupy movement, Head draws parallels between the protestors’ message and Anti-Flag’s own. “One of the things that Occupy Wall Street has brought to the forefront is the idea that people have had enough with greed. It’s something they get a lot of flak for, their supposed lack of focus, but I think that lack of focus is more because it’s a much bigger statement than can be boiled down into one sentence or a five-minute newsbreak.” Similarly, while it’s easy to see why people have Anti-Flag pegged as a “political band,” Head argues for a reevaluation of what that label means. Whatever specific causes the group may address, its bassist feels that the things which Anti-Flag ultimately stands for resonates with everyone. “It’s my belief that every song, even a love song, is a political song. It’s your personal politics of the day that lead you to have those feelings and find yourself in those situations,” Head said. “You look at songs on the new record like ‘This is the New Sound’ or ‘Turn a Blind Eye,’ and it’s not about a specific issue. It’s about finding the things in life that give you the confidence to get out of bed and go out the door every morning.” W Anti-Flag / The Flatliners / Have Nots/ Captain We’re Sinking, Sat., March 10, 7 p.m., Redwood Art Space (740 Jumper Rd., Plains Twp.). Tickets: $15 via brownpapertickets.com. Info: antiflag.com, redwoodartspace.tumblr.com
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Monster Mutt Dalmatian is among the many trucks that will be at this year’s Monster Jam at Mohegan Sun Arena.
Heart of the motor Two Monster Jam drivers grew up with motorsports in their blood By Nikki M. Mascali Weekender Editor
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hen it comes to driving his Ford F-150 in traffic, it’s a good thing Randy Brown isn’t behind the wheel of what he drives for work: The Grave Digger monster truck. With tires that are 66 inches high and 43 inches wide, a minimum weight of 10,000 pounds — roughly 6,000 pounds more than an average car — and the ability to generate approximately 1,500 horsepower, there sure are times Brown wishes he was driving his work truck on regular roads. “Every day,” he said with a laugh last week from the Grave Digger shop in Poplar Branch, N.C. “I think about
that all the time. I’ll sit in traffic and know that I could just get over top of all these people, just give me the chance! Yeah, I’m not a very good driver when it comes to on the road.” Luckily for the slow drivers of Northeastern Pennsylvania, Brown will keep Grave Digger contained to the Mohegan Sun Arena in Wilkes-Barre Twp. when Monster Jam rolls into town Friday, March 9 through Sunday, March 11. On the other end of the spectrum, what driver Candice Jolly, 33, misses most about her Monster Mutt Dalmatian truck on off days is its rear-wheel steering. “I’m so used to it because you can turn a monster truck likethat,” she said
from her home in Naples, Fla. “You just get so spoiled with the rear steer, when you can make the truck turn and do donuts and spin right around — a big, 10,000-pound machine — and then you can’t make a Dodge Charger turn into a parking spot, you’re like, ‘Really?’”
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ROOTED IN MOTORSPORTS rowing up in North Carolina near where Grave Digger originated 30 years ago, Brown, 39, was an automatic fan of the truck — and motorsports in general. Following in his father’s footsteps, his career began with truck pulls, and he started building motors by age 12. He won the first pull he entered and eventually made the jump to Monster Jam in 2000. After three years helming Pure Adrenaline, Grave Digger came calling, and he’s been behind its wheel ever since. “I had no idea, had no intentions of really doing monster-truck racing at all until I guess about 1998, when I started
pursuing it a little bit more,” Brown said. “It was just something that came about really quickly.” He’s honored to be behind No. 19 in the Grave Digger fleet for its 30th anniversary year. “It’s a little bit overwhelming once you think about how long Grave Digger’s been around and everything, but it’s been a blast so far,” he said. “Fans are having a good time with it; we’re doing so many things as a team. It’s neat, yet overwhelming.” Grave Digger also played an important role in Jolly’s foray into the Monster Jam arena. “I was at a show and started talking to bosses and showed them my portfolio,” said Jolly, who began racing go-karts when she was 8. “They flew me to the Grave Digger shop, had me audition and gave me a job. Now, six years later, I’m still driving and having a blast.” One of just a handful of female monster-truck drivers, some of Jolly’s biggest obstacles weren’t ones she flattened with Monster Mutt Dalmatian. “Girls have to try harder in a maledominated sport, no matter what you do. You don’t want to go out there and make any mistakes because they’re always
“Driving a big, giant puppy all over the world, I never dreamed in a million years would touch people’s lives the way that it has.”
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TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS monster-truck race team travels roughly 45,000 miles each year for events, and the truck typically costs $600,000 to build, staff, compete, transport and maintain, according to a fact sheet from Monster Jam. Brown finds the latter statement among the more challenging aspects of his job. “Keeping the truck running, mechanically and everything,” he said. “It takes such a toll on parts — the biggest challenge is basically keeping the truck going in good enough shape to go out there and run and please the fans.” A lot of work goes into getting a truck ready for show time. Brown’s Grave Digger usually gets into the shop the Monday after a show and takes until Wednesday to get it ready for the following weekend’s events.
Monster Mutt Dalmatian driver Candice Jolly is one the few females in the world of monster trucks. “I actually oversee all the mechanical work and everything on it,” he said. “I don’t necessarily turn all the bolts and wrenches on it, but I make sure that everything that needs to get done gets done on it.” As the mother of a 7 year old, fiancee of Maximum Destruction driver Neil Elliott and a restaurant manager when she’s not driving Monster Mutt Dalmatian, Jolly’s no stranger to taking care of business.
“I just put different hats on,” she explained simply. “I do January, February and March all over the United States and Canada. For the time that I’m totally killing myself for three months, the rest of the time I just have a normal job, a normal life, a lot of time with my son and my family. And I just look at it that way, for what I can do for three months kind of sets me up for the whole year to have a normal life — it’s so worth it.” Like many in the sporting world, there
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skeptical of you,” she said. “Just always having to prove myself and showing the guys, ‘Hey, we belong here. We’re girls, but we can kick butt.’ That’s probably the biggest things I’ve had to overcome.” One of the biggest rewards Jolly finds behind the wheel — aside from flying 30 feet through the air, of course — is giving back to the kids that come to shows. “The dads tell me, ‘I brought my daughter to the show because my son wanted to come, she didn’t really want to come, but now she wants to be a monster-truck driver because she’s met you. Now we have something we can share all together as a family,’” she shared. “It’s been moments like that that have really enriched my life, driving a big, giant puppy all over the world, I never dreamed in a million years would touch people’s lives the way that it has.”
Monster Mutt Dalmatian driver Candice Jolly are rituals Jolly and Brown do before each show. Brown “chills out, listen to a little bit of music, joke around with all the other drivers and kind of lighten the mood a little bit and try not to take it too serious,” he said. Jolly’s ritual, however, is a tad more offbeat. “Ever since I’ve been a little tiny girl, I’ve always worn crazy-colored socks for race day, so that still holds true. Little kids always come up to me asking to see my socks,” she said, laughing. So what was on her feet the day she spoke to the Weekender? “I’m actually in Florida, and it’s like 75 here already, so I’m in flip-flops.” W
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Grave Digger celebrates its 30th year in 2012. Randy Brown, right, is the driver of No. 19 in its fleet and the one that will be in NEPA this coming weekend.
Fri., March 9, 7:30 p.m., Sat., March 10, 2 & 7 p.m., Sun., March 11, 2 p.m., Mohegan Sun Arena (255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp.). Tickets: $25-$40, $10 kids nfo: MonsterJam.com
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very time you go shopping, you probably end up with some sort of plastic bag. According to The Wall Street Journal, the U.S. goes through 100 billion plastic shopping bags a year. So if you’re out and about shopping a few times a week, it’s easy to start accumulating bags. But what most people don’t seem to think about is where these bags end up after their single use. Everything we use, whether it’s one time or 100, ends up somewhere else. Plastic bags are made from oil, a non-renewable energy source. Like paper bags, plastic bags can be recycled, but it’s a much more difficult process. Basically the plastic is downcycled, meaning it loses value in the recycling process, making it hard to create new plastic bags out of the old ones. The production of plastic bags is so cheap, and it seems like they are used for just about everything. Go to the grocery store, and you’ll have your apples placed in one bag while your milk is in another. Look in just about any trashcan and you’ll see it lined with a plastic bag. Plastic bags seem to be taking over the world. The slow decomposition rate of plastic bags leaves them capable to drift anywhere. I guarantee if you go for a walk down the street you will see at least one plastic bag blowing around in the wind or clogging a roadside drain. Once in the environment, a
single plastic bag can take up to 1,000 years to degrade, remaining toxic even after it breaks down. When breaking down, plastic bags don’t biodegrade, they photodegrade. This is when the materials break down into smaller fragments that can soak up toxins and are able to contaminate groundwater, soil and even animals that may ingest them. So what’s the solution? The easiest solution for consumers is to switch to reusable bags. One reusable bag can eliminate hundreds of plastic bags. Another great solution is a plastic tax. Ireland implemented a plastic tax in 2002. A plastic tax means charging a fee per plastic bag at the checkout, ultimately discouraging daily use of the plastic bag. The Irish Department of the Environment did a study that year and found that plastic bag usage had dropped 93.5 percent. It’s safe to say that probably everyone in Ireland carries around a reusable bag, which is exactly what we should be doing. W
fun. features, from left, Andrew Dost, Nate Ruess and Jack Antonoff. The pop-rock trio got its big break from the Chevrolet Sonic commercial that aired during this year’s Super Bowl.
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Weekender Wire Services NEW YORK — Jeff Bhasker, the hitmaker behind acts like Kanye West, Beyonce, Alicia Keys and Jay-Z, had only been interested in producing for seasoned acts. So when he was approached by poprock trio fun. to produce its sophomore album, there was little excitement. “I figured I’d just meet with them for 15 minutes and then I don’t have to hear them bugging me anymore,” confessed Bhasker, who had canceled two previous meetings with the group. Then he heard lead singer Nate Ruess — who was admittedly “liquored up” — belt out the lyrics from the group’s song “We Are Young.” Bhasker was so impressed he immediately booked studio time to record the band’s next album, and now “We Are Young” has become the group’s breakout hit. “I was really excited about working with Beyonce ... (but working) with this indie band from Brooklyn turned out to be equally as exciting,” Bhasker said. Bhasker is not the only one excited about the band or its song, which has already reached the No. 3 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. “We Are Young” initially got a boost thanks to its cover on Fox’s “Glee,” but its use in a Super Bowl commercial for the new Chevrolet Sonic helped it top the iTunes singles chart, and in a week it jumped 38 spots on the Billboard chart.
“What happened with the Super Bowl ad has been the theme for us recently,” said guitarist Jack Antonoff. (Andrew Dost, who plays keyboard and other instruments, rounds out the trio.) “We’ve been really lucky that the times that we’ve licensed the song, people have used ... (it) in a way that does the song a little bit of justice,” Ruess added. “We Are Young” features Janelle Monae and is from the album “Some Nights,” which debuted at No. 3 on the Billboard 200 albums chart this week after selling 70,000 units, according to Nielsen SoundScan. That’s a far stretch from the group’s debut “Aim and Ignite,” which peaked at No. 71 and has sold 74,000 copies since its release in 2009. fun. is now on a North American tour that wraps up June 16 in New York City. Bhasker says he’s “lucky Nate was so persistent about wanting to work with me.” “This whole experience has opened me up to working with the new generation and the new, unknown artists of the world,” added the producer, who has also worked with Drake, Lana Del Rey, Robin
Thicke and Brandy. “Some Nights” was recorded in three weeks and is a theatrical adventure of groovy tunes that have both a party and a dark vibe. Ruess sings about his mother and father on several songs; the upbeat, fastpaced jam “It Gets Better” is about a girl losing her virginity; and on the title track he sings: “My heart is breaking for my sister and the con that she called love, but when I look into my nephew’s eyes, man you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from some terrible nights.” “I’m always thinking about, ‘Who am I and why did I do something like that?’ And I think then it harkens back to my family, and I have such a strong tie to them and it’s always therapeutic to sing about them,” Ruess explained about his lyrics. Antonoff says the combination of heavy lyrics and catchy tunes is what makes for great pop music. “The best pop music is the songs that a group of people can dance to, but you can also listen to in your bed and cry,” he said. “That’s something obviously that The Beatles started and ... so having that darkness there opens another door.” W
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Erin Rebo Pikul, shown above with husband Frank and son Jaxon, organized the first annual Renal Race to raise awareness of kidney cancer.
ly difficult disease to treat, as it doesn’t respond to chemotherapy or radiation, since the kidneys are designed to flush toxins out of the system. “They say basically there’s something in your immune system that can’t fight off the cancer, and that’s why you get it,” Rebo Pikul said. “But it could also be a hereditary cancer if you have a particular gene. So it turned into now I have to be a good mom and do something for my child. Because I wouldn’t be being a good mom if I didn’t try to do something to find a cure for it.” The proceeds from the race will go to the Kidney Cancer Association, and Rebo Pikul wanted to be sure that the donations would benefit progress before anything else. She set a goal to raise $1,500, but it’s likely the end total will exceed that. “When you do a giant fundraiser like this, they’ll take whatever funds you give them, and then they will appoint it exactly where you tell them to
put it,” she said. “So my big thing was I wanted to make sure it wasn’t going to go to overhead costs and administration, I wanted it to go to research and advocacy programs.” Rebo Pikul is planning for the Renal Race to be an annual event and one that will be the catalyst for more philanthropic work. “My goal moving forward is to try to create our own nonprofit,” she said. “This was kind of just the start of something. I just wanted to see what kind of awareness we’d raise, and apparently it’s a lot more than I thought.” W The Renal Race: Sun., March 11, registration 7 a.m., race 8:30 a.m. Starts Martz Pavilion Kirby Park, ends Public Square, Wilkes-Barre. $15, donations payable to: The Renal Race c/o FOP 36, mail to The Renal Race, c/o Erin Rebo Pikul, 104 Grebe St., Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702. Info: therenalrace.org
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enal cell carcinoma is the most common type of kidney cancer, and according to information published on the Kidney Cancer Association’s website, it is “relatively rare, representing about 3 percent of all adult cancers.” Maybe that’s why we don’t seem to hear about it quite as often as other types of cancers. “Perhaps it just takes for you to know someone, and then that’s what starts to resonate,” said Erin Rebo Pikul, the brains behind the upcoming Renal Race fundraiser. “And I think that’s sort of what happened with this.” Rebo Pikul’s husband, Frank, was diagnosed with kidney cancer on New Year’s Eve of 2010, and instead of letting fear of the unknown take over, Rebo Pikul got proactive. As a result of her efforts and the support of local businesses and community members, the first annual Renal Race will take place Sunday, March 11 with registration at 7 a.m. in Wilkes-Barre’s Kirby Park. “I just said, ‘We need to raise money for kidney cancer. I think that we should do something, I wonder if we could have a walk.’ It was just like a quick thing,” she explained. “And I truly believed maybe 30 of our friends would do it, and we’d raise $500 and that’d be the end of it. I never thought it would turn into this thing where I (would have) 150 people preregistered right now.” And that was just at the time of the interview. Less than a week later, as of press time, 385 people were registered to attend the Renal Race, which will feature raffles, giveaways and a DJ. “We’ve gotten e-mails from people everywhere. From Canada and Hawaii and Washington, California, Philadelphia, like, ‘My family’s gone through this, and we are so happy that somebody’s finally doing something about this, and keep up the great work, and things are so great.’” Kidney cancer is a particular-
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S a t u rd a y : A r t u ro ’ s : D J H a n s o m Jo h n B a r O n O a k : N e i l Yo u n g t r i b u t e a r t i s t V i n c e G i u l i Bar t & Urby’s: Dog House Charlie & friends B r e a k e r s , M o h e g a n S u n : Te c h n i c a l V B r e w s B r o t h e r s , L u z e r n e : f r o n t b a r : S t e a l i n g N e i l b a c k b a r : LO L Comedy Night C. C. R y d e r s : U l t i m a t e E l v i s t r i b u t e Chacko’s: Oz C u z ’ s B a r & G r i l l e : C u z ’ s ka ra o ke w / T h e C o m m a n d e r T h e G e t a w a y Lo u n g e : 4 0 L b . H e a d H o p s & B a r l e y : 1 8 t h A n n i v e r s a r y Pa r t y w / D J E d d i e J J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : O l d i e s Ka r a o k e K i l d a r e ’ s : I n s i d e – D J R e k ’ d , G o n e C r a z y, F l a x y M o r g a n , D J F r i t z O u t s i d e – C h a n n e l 5 N e w s Te a m , H e l l o V i xe n , G i a n t s o f S c i e n c e K i n g ’ s , M o u n t a i n To p : Te d d y Yo u n g a n d T h e A c e s Liam’s: Chillin’ in Public M i c k e y G a n n o n ’ s , S c r a n t o n : S p e a k e r J a m Ka r a o k e a n d D J O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K a r a o k e a n d R a g e ! D J ’ s R i v e r G r i l l e : D J O o h We e R i v e r S t re e t J a z z C a f é é : B u s t l e i n yo u r H e d g e ro w f e a t . M a rc o B e n ev e n t o, J o e R u s s o o f F u r t h e r a n d S c o t t M e t z g e r & D a v e D re i w t z o f We e n Rob’s Pub & Grub: DJ Rob Thomas Senunas’: DJ Bounce S u r f C l u b : M r. E c h o S l a t e B a r & Lo u n g e : D J H a r d D r i v e w / Ka r a o k e Stan’s Caféé: Lee Strumski To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : S i s t e r E s t h e r Wo o d l a n d s : ( E v o l o u t i o n ) D J Ke v D J D a v e y B , G e n e r a t i o n N ex t Sunday: B a n k o ’ s : M r. E c h o Bar t & Urby’s: Don Shapelle @ noon and the Irish Lads @ 4 p.m. C a r e y ’ s P u b : N a s c a r, D J S a n t i a g o @ 9 : 3 0 M e t ro B a r & G r i l l : A d a m M c K i n l ey o f S U Z E O v e r Po u r : S t . Pa t r i c k ’ s Pa r a d e D a y Pa r t y R i v e r s i d e C a f é é : W y o m i n g Va l l e y P i p e & D r u m B a n d Rob’s Pub & Grub: Nascar S e n u n a s ’ : C e o l M o r P i p e a n d D r u m B a n d a n d t h e W y o m i n g Va l l e y Pipe and Drum Band To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : N a s c a r S t a n ’ s C a f é é : F re e J u k e b ox a f t e r t h e p a ra d e Wo o d l a n d s : T h e To n e s w / D J G o d f a t h e r Monday: J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : U n p l u g g e d M o n d a y - O p e n M i c R o b ’ s P u b & G r u b : N E PA B e e r Po n g Tu e s d a y : A r t u ro ’ s : M a r k M a ro s S o l o B re w s B ro t h e r s We s t : O p e n M i c N i g h t – S p e a k e r J a m H o p s & B a r l ey s : A a ro n B r u c h H u n s ’ We s t S i d e C a f é é : A J J u m p a n d D u s t i n D rev i t c h J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s : Ka r a o k e O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K a r a o k e a n d D J E F X S l a t e B a r & Lo u n g e : D J M a g n u m J To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : O p e n M i c N i g h t T h e Wo o d l a n d s : Ka r a o k e – D J G o d f a t h e r
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BEECH MOUNTAIN LAKES
One Burke Dr., Drums - Rock the Walls, benefit concerts for Serento Gardens: March 24 ft. Teddy Young and the Aces / whiskey and Woods / Torn / Gone Crazy, $10 advance, $12 at door, $30 fan pack, includes admission, T-shirt, poster and signing the sheetrock that will be displayed at new location of SG.
COVE HAVEN ENTERTAINMENT RESORTS
1.877.800.5380 www.CPResorts.com - Hypnotist Tim Triplett: March 16-17 - Rich Vos: March 16 - Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): March 30-31 - Keith Sweat: April 22 - Paul Rodriguez: May 4 - Howie Mandel: July 22
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
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71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre Phone: 570.826.1100 - NEPA Philharmonic Beethoven Festival: March 10, 8 p.m., $35.50$73.45 - The Fresh Beat Band: March 21, 3 p.m., 3 & 6 p.m., $32.40-$42.65 - The Best of Second City: March 23, 8 p.m., $28 - Cirque D’Or: March 25, 3 p.m., $41.10$72.80 - K.Vance / Duprees / Drifters: March 30, 7:30 p.m., $37-$58 - NEPA Philharmonic The Music of Gershwin: April 14, 8 p.m., $35.50$73.45 - Red Green Wit & Wisdom Tour: April 17, 7 p.m., $47.50 - Bob Weir: April 27, 8 p.m., $41.85$52.60 - Vicki Lawrence and Mama: May 4, 8 p.m., $25-$45 - Riverdance: May 8, 7:30 p.m., $43$63 - Willie Nelson and Family: May 11, 8 p.m., $43-$80 - Tony Bennett: June 2, 8 p.m., $70$126 - NEPA Philharmonic Tribute to Benny Goodman: June 9, 8 p.m., $35.50$73.45 - Zappa Plays Zappa: June 28, 7:30 p.m., $29.50-$75 (on sale 3/9, 10 a.m.) - Jim Gaffigan: July 26, 7 p.m.
MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE
14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe 570.325.0249
mauchchunkoperahouse.com - The Barley Boys: March 9, 8 p.m., $20 - Noel V. Ginnity / Taylor’s Irish Cabaret: March 10, 8 p.m., $27 - Montana Skies: March 16, 8 p.m., $18 - Steve Forbert: March 23, 7 p.m., $23 - Aztec 2-Step: March 24, 8 p.m., $21 - Denny Siewell Jazz Trio: March 30, 8 p.m., $25 - Willy Porter: March 31, 8:30 p.m., $22 advance, $25 day of - The Janis Experience: April 14, 8 p.m., $25 - Mighty Mystic / The Strings of Thunder Band: April 20, 8 p.m., $15 - The Funk Ark: April 20, 8 p.m., $15 - Charlie Hunter Duo: April 21, 8 p.m., $20 - Start Making Sense (Talking Heads tribute) / The Great White Caps: April 28, 8 p.m., $20 - Wishbone Ash: April 28, 8 p.m., $28 - Gershwin by Thomas Pandolfi: April 29, 4 p.m., $20 - Childhood’s End (Pink Floyd tribute): May 4, 8 p.m., $23 - Marko Marcinko Latin Jazz Quintet: May 5, 8 p.m., $23 - Bennie and the Jets (Elton John tribute): May 12, 8 p.m., $23 - Pianist Giorgi Latsabidze: May 13, $20 - Miz: May 19, 8 p.m., $15 - Bill Kirchen / Too Much Fun: May 26, 8 p.m., $23 - The “The Band” Band: June 1, 8 p.m., $20
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. - Monster Jam: March 9-11, TIMES VARY, $34.30-$49.75 - Harlem Globetrotters: March 16, 7 p.m., $26.60-$127.05
MOUNT AIRY CASINO RESORT
44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono Phone: 877.682.4791 www.mountairycasino.com - Goodfella Comedy ft. Tony Darrow / John Pizzi / Paul Borghese: March 10, 8 p.m., $10-$15, Gypsies - Voices of Legends w/ Eric Kearns: March 13, 27, April 10, 24, May 8, 29, 2 p.m., $20, Gypsies - Unforgettable Fire (U2 tribute) March 17, 8 p.m., $10, Gypsies - Gloriana: April 14, 8 p.m., $25-$40, Gypsies - Andrew Dice Clay: April 28, 8 p.m., $50-$65, Gypsies - Tito Puente Jr.: May 5, 8 p.m., $20$30, Gypsies
NEW VISIONS STUDIO & GALLERY
201 Vine St., Scranton 570.878.3970 - 2nd Annual ShamRock Show: Blinded Passenger / Silhouette Lies / This Is A Movement / Sarah Yazkanin / Chuck Silsby: March 16, 7 p.m. $5. B.Y.O.B., all patrons bringing something will be carded at door.
13TH ANNUAL OATS BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL
Benton Rodeo Grounds (Mendenhall Lane, Benton) www.oatsfestival.com, 908.464.9495 - June 28-July 1: Russell Moore & IIIrd Tyme Out / Gibson Brothers / Valerie Smith & Liberty Pike / Hillbilly Gypsies / Cumberland River / The Roys / Stained Grass Window / more. Camping, food, craft vendors. Workshops, children’s program, music academy, open jam tent. Weekend advance/$70; weekend gate/$80; Thurs. $20; Fri., Sat. $30; Sun. $10; under 15/free with adult ticket, pets $10 weekend only.
PENN’S PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. - Foghat: March 9, 8 p.m., $32 - Warrant / Firehouse / L.A. Guns: March 30, 8 p.m., $32 - Three Dog Night: March 31, 8 p.m., $43.75-$49.25 - The Mickey Hart Band: April 12, 8 p.m., $32 - Glen Campbell: April 19, 8 p.m., $49.25-$54.25 - Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): April 20, 8 p.m. - The Music of Bill Monroe Featuring Peter Rowan & The Travelin’ McCourys: April 22, 8 p.m., $25 - Aaron Tippin: April 27, 8 p.m., $33$38.75 - Beatlemania Now: May 4, 8 p.m., $25 - Get The Led Out (Led Zeppelin tribute): May 5, 8 p.m., $41.75 - Survivor: May 6, 8 p.m., $32 (on sale 3/9, 10 a.m.) - Dennis DeYoung: May 12, 8 p.m., $42.75-$48.25 (on sale 3/17, 10 a.m.) - Dark Star Orchestra (Grateful Dead tribute): May 31, 8 p.m., $32 - Kansas: June 1, 8 p.m., $40.75-$46.25 - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: June 2, 8 p.m., $32 - America: June 8, 8 p.m., $43.75$49.25 - 7 Bridges (Eagles tribute): June 15, 8 p.m., $25 - Foreigner: June 29, 8 p.m., $54.25$65.25 - Johnny Winter: June 30, 8 p.m., $33 - Arrival (Abba tribute): July 13, 8 p.m., $31-$36.75 (on sale 3/9, 10 a.m.) - Jim Messina: July 20, 8 p.m., $31 (on sale 3/9, 10 a.m.) - Vince Gill: Aug. 18, 8 p.m., $59.25-
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PENNSYLVANIA BLUES FESTIVAL
Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton 610.826.7700 www.skibluemt.com - July 27, 8 p.m.-midnight; 28, 1 p.m.-1:30 a.m.; 29, noon-9 p.m. Michael “Iron Man” Burks / Joe Louis Walker / Big Sam’s Funky Nation / more. Advance on-site camping: Up to 3 nights w/ 2 days of festival tickets, $80/adult, $45/kids 6-12. Increase by 20 percent as of April 2. Advance festival day: 1 day, $30/adult, $9/kids 6-12; 2 day, $50/adult, $15/kids 6-12. Increase by 10 percent as of April 2.
REDWOOD ART SPACE
740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp. - Jon Simmons (of Balance&Composure) / Into It. Over It. / These Elk Forever / Kiley Lotz: March 7, 8 p.m. - Terror / Strength For A Reason / Suburban Scum / Not Til Death / One Last Time: March 9, 7:30 p.m. - Anti-Flag / The Flatliners / Have Nots: March 10, 8 p.m. Tickets: brownpapertickets.com/event/222033 - Delay / Tin Armor / Wicca Phase Springs Eternal (Adam from Tigers Jaw) / Halfling: March 13, 8 p.m. - Take Offense / Stick Together / Xibalba / Soul Search / Malice: March 20, 8 p.m. - Left Coast Envy / Count to Four / August Name / A Fire With Friends: April 6, 6 p.m. - The Menzingers / Tigers Jaw / Front Bottoms / The Holy Mess / Luther: April 19, 8 p.m.
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
667 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 - New Riders of the Purple Sage: March 8, 7 p.m. - Eliot Lipp / Alienize: March 9, 8 p.m. - Bustle in Your Hedgerow (Led Zeppelin tribute): March 10, 8 p.m. - Rock the Walls, benefit concerts for Serento Gardens: March 11, ft. Miz / Back Home / Giants of Leisure, $10 advance, $15 at door, $35 fan pack, includes admission, T-shirt, poster and signing the sheetrock that will be displayed at new location of SG. - Forward: March 15, 8 p.m. - The Big Dirty / Ol’ Cabbage: March 16, 8 p.m. - Garcia Grass: March 17, 8 p.m. - Miz, performing “Blood on the Tracks:” March 22, 8 p.m. - Zach Deputy: March 23, 8 p.m. - Kung Fu: March 24, 8 p.m. - Ol’ Cabbage: March 29, 8 p.m. - Clarence Spady Band: March 30, 8 p.m. - Free Music Orchestra / Rogue Chimp: March 31, 8 p.m.
- Laser Sex / Outlet / Mun: April 5, 8 p.m. - The Heavy Pets: April 6, 8 p.m. - Rock the Walls ft. Floodwood / Citizens Band Radio / Band of Strings: April 15, 5 p.m., $10 advance, $15 at door, $35 fan pack, includes admission, T-shirt, poster and signing the sheetrock that will be displayed at new location of SG. - Brothers Past: April 20, 8 p.m. - Jahman Brahman / Ol’ Cabbage: April 26, 8 p.m. - Miz: April 27, 5 p.m. - Jam Stampede: April 27, 9 p.m. - Rock the Walls ft. Joe Bogwist / Willie Jack / The Northern Light / Andine LaFond: April 29, 5 p.m., $10 advance, $15 at door, $35 fan pack, includes admission, T-shirt, poster and signing the sheetrock that will be displayed at new location of SG.
SCRANTON COMMUNITY CONCERTS
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available - Beethoven Festival ft. pianist Jon Nakamatsu: March 8, 6:30 p.m., $26.50 via 341.1568 - Yesterday & Today, an interactive Beatles show: March 23, 8 p.m., $25$30 - “Strike Up the Band” ft. The Salvation Army Bristol Easton Band: April 13, 7:30 p.m., free, call 344.9878 - The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m., $25-$30
SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER
420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 - Listen Local: March 30, April 6, 7 p.m., $12.50 - Froggy 101’s Guitars & Stars 4 ft. Lauren Alaina / Neal McCoy / Chris Cagle / Lee Brice: April 10, 7:30 p.m., $33.40-$39.30 - NEPA Philharmonic: The Music of Gershwin Pops III: April 13, 8 p.m., $34.50-$73.15 - Shinedown / Adelita’s Way / Art of Dying: April 22, 7 p.m., $42.35 - NEPA Philharmonic Haydn / Brahms, A German Requiem: April 27, 8 p.m., $34.50-$73.15
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com - City Lights / Warning Level / Alamance / United We Fall / Freshman 15: March 9, 6 p.m., $10 advance, $12 day of - Battle of the Bands: March 17, 6 p.m.,
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
This is how we do it
Brooklyn-based producer/musician Eliot Lipp will perform Friday, March 9 at 8 p.m. at River Street Jazz Cafe (667 N. River Street, Plains). Lipp, in collaboration with Jasia 10, released “How We Do: Moves Made” in October and is expected to release a new solo album soon. Tickets for the 21-and-over show are $5-$10. For more info, visit riverstreetjazzcafe.com.
$10 advance, $12 day of - Barstool Blackout Tour: March 24, 10 p.m., $22 - Mord Fustang: March 28, 7 p.m., $20 advance, $25 day of - Marky Ramone’s Blitzkrieg: March 29, 8 p.m., $15 - Big Sean: March 30, 8 p.m., $10 ESU students, $25 guests - Hammer of the Gods: March 31, 8 p.m., $28 - ESU Radio’s Cypher 2012: April 6, 8 p.m., $10 - Clutch / Hellyeah: April 17, 7:30 p.m., $32.65 - Dayglow: April 21, 7 p.m., $50.25+ - David Bromberg: June 8, 8 p.m., $35-$45 - Hot Tuna Electric / Steve Kimock: June 28, 8 p.m., $25-$40
SPLASH MAGIC CAMPGROUND
Yogi Blvd., Northumberland
- Kix / Lemongelli: March 31, 7 p.m., $35 via 570.473.3548/847.1946
THREE KINGS
603 Route 6, Jermyn - Pop Evil / Otherwise / Lansdowne: March 14, 8 p.m., $9.79 advance, $12 day of - He Is Legend / Ice Nine Kills: March 16, 6 p.m., $12 - Warped Tour Battle of the Bands: March 17, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12 - Burn Halo: March 21, 7 p.m., $12 - Badfish – A Tribute to Sublime: April 19, 7 p.m., $12-$18 - The Plot in You / Existence / Kill the Coward: May 14, 6:30 p.m., $12 - WXW Memorial Mayhem: May 19, 6 p.m.
TOYOTA PAVILION AT MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scran-
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 - moe.: March 9, 8:30 p.m. - Young the Giant / Grouplove: March 10, 8:30 p.m. - Octane: March 17, 8:30 p.m. - Justice: March 20, 8 p.m. - Odd Future: March 23, 8:30 p.m. - Dr. Dog: March 24-25, 8:30 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA
334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 - Jon Anderson: March 7, 7 p.m. - Young Jeezy: March 8, 8 p.m. - The White Panda: March 9, 6 p.m. - The Saw Doctors / John Byrne: March 13, 7 p.m. - Gomez: March 14, 7 p.m. - O.A.R.: March 15-18, 8 p.m. - Eisley: March 19, 6:30 p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 - Cowboy Junkies / Joe Purdy: March 9, 8 p.m. - Bobby Keys & the Suffering Bastards: March 10, 8 p.m. - The Irish Rovers: March 15, 8 p.m.
TOWER THEATER
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 - Brit Floyd (Pink Floyd tribute): March 17, 8 p.m. - Gotye / Kimbra: March 23, 8 p.m.
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TROCADERO
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 - Mindless Self Indulgence: March 7, 8 p.m. - Mutemath: March 9, 8 p.m. - Hank 3: March 16, 9 p.m. - Mantis Music Showcase: March 17, 12:30 p.m. - Montoj: March 17, 6 p.m.
WELLS FARGO CENTER
Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 - The Black Keys / Arctic Monkeys: March 10, 8 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA
CROCODILE ROCK
520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 - Aaron Carter / Dalia Rae: March 7, 5:30 p.m. - Michael Schenker / Robin McAuley: March 11, 7 p.m. - Foxy Shazam / Maniac / Cadaver Dogs: March 24, 8 p.m.
SANDS BETHLEHEM
77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem Phone: - Incubus: May 16, 8:30 p.m. - The Beach Boys: May 17, 8 p.m. - Blink-182: May 20, 7:30 p.m.
WHITAKER CENTER
222 Market St., Harrisburg Phone: 717.214.ARTS - Cowboy Junkies: March 7, 7:30 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY
BEACON THEATER
2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 - The Allman Brothers Band: March 9-10, 13-14, 16-17, 20-21, 24-25, 8 p.m. - Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman: March 23, 8 p.m.
BROOME COUNTY ARENA
1 Stuart Street, Binghamton, NY
Phone: 670.778.6626 - Eric Church / Brantley Gilbert / Drake White: March 15, 7:30 p.m.
HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM
311 W. 34th St, New York, NY. Phone: 212.279.7740 - Rick Ross: March 13, 8 p.m. - Eric Church / Brantley Gilbert: March 14, 7:30 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA
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Floodwood, above, will perform at the Sunday, April 15 Rock the Walls Benefit. Below, Nadine LaFond will perform at the Sunday, April 29 event.
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ddiction is something many people can relate to. They know the feeling of relying on something so much that they cannot live a day without drugs or even caffeine, cigarettes and the like. The restless urge makes them feel like they are in a prison unable to escape. The weakness leaves them broken and trapped in their habit. Sometimes it becomes too much to bear, and if left untreated can destroy their lives. Serento Gardens in Hazleton deals with addiction on a daily basis and can help those who are dealing with drug and alcohol dependency, so that they can find a way out and become themselves again. The non-profit organization has been around for 35 years providing education and treatment, said Ed Pane, CEO and president of the center, which is holding its first Rock the Walls concert series to raise money that will go toward buying sheetrock for a new location in Hazleton. There will be five concerts total, three will be at the River Street Jazz Cafe in Plains Twp. while two will be at Beech Mountain Lakes in Drums. The series kicks off Sunday, March 11 at the River Street Jazz Cafe. Robert Filbert, organizer of Rock the Walls, feels blessed about the Jazz Cafe shows. “They’re more than gracious to not only donate the room, they’re also donating a pasta dinner for
the entire audience,” he said. “They opened up on a day they’re not even open.” Pane shared that through the years, Serento Gardens never had a permanent home. “The new place that we are building out is actually going to be a good cost savings in the long run, so that we can put more money toward the service work we’re dedicated to,” he stated. Filbert originally planned to have a small event with a few bands and a pig roast, but due to the overwhelming response from the music scene, the event had to be expanded. “Everybody volunteered their time and was happy to help, and I had such a huge response,” Filbert added. “There were people contacting me, instead of me contacting them, saying, ‘How can we help?’ that it just made sense to make a concert series with a few dates.” Most benefits have one huge concert to raise money and awareness, but Filbert saw the five-concert series as the best way to go. “Obviously, it’s more beneficial to the organization,” he said. “They’ll be able to raise more funds. At the same time, it’s also beneficial in my mind for the local music scene.” According to Filbert, some of the musicians that are playing the event have struggled with addiction and have conquered the battle. “They know organizations like this result in them beating their addictions,” he explained. “Without organizations like this, it would be a lot worse.”
To take the concept of rocking the walls even further, there will be a special aspect to the shows. “There’s going to be pieces of sheetrock where people can sign their names and provide their good wishes for the agency as it goes forward,” Pane said. “There are artists doing original artwork … This is a circus, this is just wonderful.” He understands the impact of addiction and hopes that Serento Gardens can change lives. He added that the important thing to remember when trying to recover is to not go through the journey alone. W Rock the Walls Benefit Concert Series Kickoff, Sun., March 11, River Street Jazz Cafe (667 N. River St., Plains) ft. Miz, Back Home, Giants of Leisure. Doors 6 p.m., show 7 p.m., free pasta buffet, 7-9 p.m. Tickets: $10 advanced via tpmmusic.com, $15 at door, $35 fan pack includes admission, T-shirt, limited-edition poster and signing the sheetrock. Find full Rock the Walls schedule in Weekender’s concert listings.
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Few things quintessentially defined the ’90s the way bands like The Cranberries did — in a good way. With unbearably contagious hits like “Dreams” and “Linger,” the Irish quartet carved out a niche so deep, it’s no wonder its sixth studio album and the first since 2001, “Roses,” is barely a figurative stone’s throw away from past material. That’s not to say it’s bad. The dreamy “Conduct” opens the album on a high note, and the spindly intro of “Tomorrow” maintains that optimism, grazing the ears like soft, buttery suede. “Fire & Soul” is an album standout, with vocalist
Dolores O’Riordan prosaically declaring, “I’ll wait for you forever/ I’ll take you to my grave,” against cushy cymbals. The pace starts to slow with the ruddy “Show Me,” but the bohemian “Astral Projections,” which easily calls to mind images of Seattle coffee shops and flannel button-down shirts, brings the atmosphere closer to its intended position. The rocking “Schizophrenic Playboy” is the closest thing to a divergence for the band, but the song only allows the album to briefly stray before jumping headfirst into “Waiting In Walthamstow,” a gauzy, stringladen tune that doesn’t let up
Corrosion of Conformity “Corrosion of Conformity” Rating: W W W W
Still corroding Corrosion of Conformity has happily existed in its own niche somewhere between metal and hardcore punk for nearly 30 years. The Raleigh-based outfit (currently a trio) recently put out its eighth studio album, an eponymous release that has a sound much like the band’s earliest days. The return of that sound would be in no small part due to the fact that the current lineup of Woody Weatherman (guitar/
in its halting progression. The title track starts out as an elegant ascension, pairing tingly guitar and O’Riordan’s Celtic lilt — a far cry from the commanding battle cries of 1994’s “Zombie” — and it adds strange electronic elements that mimic the feeling of falling down a melodic rabbit hole. “Roses” plays like a musical time capsule of The Cranberries’ highest expectations. It’s a familiar sound made modern, and the band takes yet another opportunity to blend O’Riordan’s voice — which is, indeed, an instrument all its own and one that makes The Cranberries what it is — with soft but commanding guitar and plush percussion. It’s not ground-breaking material, but it’ll be a welcome return for fans of the band, old and new. -- By Stephanie DeBalko Weekender Staff Writer
vocals), Mike Dean (bass/vocals) and Reed Mullin (drums) is the same as it was in 1985. The entire album has a raw, sludgy, echoing sound and at first listen could almost fool one into thinking that it was dug up from a dust-covered box full of old vinyl in the basement rather than downloaded from an online store. Opener “Psychic Vampire” is appropriately eerie, quickly capturing the listener’s full attention before taking off at full speed with the thunder and gallop of “River of Stone.” Throughout the album, the band bounces back and forth in terms of delivery, even going as far as an instrumental ballad in “El Lamento de Las Cabras.” Regardless of style or sound, however, the music is always energetic and deliberate, with no frills whatsoever but also never lacking in any element. Corrosion of Conformity covered all points with its latest album, elegantly blending the power of tracks such as “Leeches” with the larger-than-life drama of “The Doom” or “Time of Trials.” While at times the album feels as though it is from sometime in the Reagan era, it also has some modern elements, giving new fans a glimpse into the band’s past while reminding longtime fans just how good the band really is. -- Michael Irwin Weekender Correspondent
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A beautiful Bird Andrew Bird writes thoughtful songs that are as prone to flights of fancy as they are to academic diction. He is a casual and sensitive singer, an even better whistler and an even better-thanthat violinist. And on “Break It Yourself,” his first album of new songs since 2009’s “Noble Beast,” all of those talents come
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The Cranberries “Roses” together in a near-perfect balance. It’s a mostly subdued album with songs that flow gradually and often end up in very different places from where they started. “Orpheo Looks Back” begins in plucky syncopation, but violins begin sawing, looping and conversing, and Bird whistles a refrain between verses that allude to Orpheus, the mythic Greek musician. “Desperation Breeds ...” begins with a murmuring pulse as Bird considers “accidental pollination in this era without bees,” and the song builds to an arabesque of “peculiar incantations.” It’s gorgeous, as is the rest of this impressive album.
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BROWN NOT ARRESTED … YET Chris Brown’s attorney Mark Geragos wouldn’t speak about his client last week, but did mention that he might be able to talk about the singer before the weekend. Geragos believed that it was possible that the Miami-Dade Police Department and the Florida State Attorney General’s Office would announce the direction of their investigation regarding the alleged iPhone “snatching” incident on Friday morning. The weekend came and left, and there are no signs from the Sunshine State that we’re any closer to a conclusion in the latest saga for the star. On the morning of Feb. 19, Christal Spann claimed Brown took her iPhone after she tried snapping a photo of the r&b singer with it. According to multiple reports, the recent Grammy Award winner was leaving a night club with rapper Tyga and a couple of “groupies” in tow. Brown is currently dating model Karrueche Tran, but rumors are rampant that he and former girlfriend Rihanna are planning to reunite. Every report from Miami alleges something different either about Feb. 19’s chain of events or ensuing investigation. Geragos on his Twitter has been “re-tweeting” messages from concerned fans, most of the tweets either asking if or stating that Brown is OK. Regardless, it seems no one truly knows what, if anything, this incident has in store for Brown. Listen to “The Ralphie Radio Show” weeknights from 7 p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.
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Danny DeVito voiced the animated character Lorax, who looks remarkably similar to his real-life counterpart in ‘The Lorax.’
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r. Seuss has created numerous diff-doofulus, fab-woobular and bootylicious characters that have brightened millions of otherwise drab childhoods. However, the Lorax wasn’t one of those beloved characters. Instead, the Lorax was a holier-than-thou scold. If it was a person, the Lorax would be the cashier at Whole Foods who judges you for not having a reusable bag. Like anyone who announces they “speak for the trees,” the Lorax seems like the type of smug asshole who talks a little too loudly about their Prius and refers to beekeeping as beeslavery. In short, “The Lorax” was Seuss’ preachiest book and proved that the only thing worse
than having someone hector you about Mother Earth is having someone hector you about Mother Earth in rhyme. Gloomy and strident, “The Lorax” isn’t the kind of property that can be easily adapted into a movie. But when has that ever mattered? Anything and everything is grist for the movie mill. However, couldn’t we have waited until anything and everything had been exhausted before we started planning “The Lorax” movie? “The Lorax” is set in the town of Thneedville, a place that sort of resembles a grimly Orwellian theme park where plants are replaced by blinking metallic trees and clean air is bottled and
available for purchase. In this dystopian Disneyland, a boy named Ted (Zac Efron) attempts to impress the ecologically minded Audrey (Taylor Swift) by giving her an actual tree. Unfortunately, in order to acquire a tree, Ted has to venture outside of this pastel Thunderdome and find the Once-ler (a surprisingly irritating Ed Helms), who resides in a foreboding yet vaguely whimsical hellscape. After bribing the Once-ler with an old snail and pocket change, Ted hears the story of the Lorax (Danny DeVito) whose intense finger-wagging and unchained passive-aggression failed to teach a young Once-ler the error of his greedy, wastrel ways. Meanwhile, Ted’s
adventures outside of Thneedville has raised the ire of Aloysius O’Hare (Rob Riggle) who fears that a tree could destroy his vast bottled air fortune and will stop at nothing to crush Ted’s meager dreams. Like the 2008 version of “Horton Hears a Who!,” “The Lorax’s” animation is so lush and beautifully rendered it momentarily tricks you into thinking you’re watching something that isn’t blandly irritating. Furthering the trickery is the song about the blissfully ignorant residents of Thneedville that opens the film. The song carries a level of subtlety, intelligence and humor that both the rest of the movie and its source material lack. Unfortunately, the rest of “The Lorax” uneasily combines the pointed politics of the book with the grating slapstick of director
Chris Renaud’s previous hit “Despicable Me.” Fans of the book will be disappointed to realize that “The Lorax” is artlessly padded out with overlong chase sequences, easy pop-cultural references and dated internet meme Betty White as a sassy, snowboardin’ granny. Even more disappointing for fans is that the film’s anti-consumerism message is undermined by the fact that the Lorax is shilling for IHOP, Mazda, Target and Pottery Barn. The only thing that redeems “The Lorax” is that somebody somewhere is overdubbing the Lorax’s dialogue with DeVito’s dialogue from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Hopefully there will be a day when the Lorax won’t just speak for the trees but also for “rum-hams,” “bangmaids” and hoagies that were downloaded off the Internet.
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NOTES FROM THE FOOD SHOW When I last attended the International Restaurant & Foodservice Show of New York at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center in 2010, two of the biggest trends I saw were the continuing rise of the farm-totable movement and explosion of Japanese-influenced cuisine. At this year’s event, which I visited Sunday, March 4, a big portion of the show was dedicated to the new Front of the House Experience, a showroom display area for restaurateurs to enhance patrons’ experience to keep them coming back for the ambiance as well as the food. Among the displays were fun banquettes from Modern Line Furniture that I wouldn’t mind having at home and the Fluid Ribbon chair, which I’d love at the office. Designed by Michael D’Amato of Philadelphia for his brother who needed a better ergonomic chair, Fluid Ribbon kind of looks like a bent paperclip, but the moment you sit down, you immediately feel your whole body line up naturally. The chair moves with you as you shift around while sitting, and was a welcome respite after we walked around the show. D’Amato told me that Fluid Ribbon is currently in production in aluminum and bamboo models. Another new aspect for this year’s show was the Healthy Solutions Pavilion. Eating healthier is something on a lot of people’s minds, and this section
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’Meal in a box’ from Ippudo NY is soon to hit shelves, but I was able to get samples at the International Restaurant & Foodservice Show of New York. helped drive that home. As someone who’s has recently adopted a mostly vegetarian diet, I loved this pavilion. I sampled a tasty quinoa, butternut squash and spinach veggie burger from EdgyBurgers and a delicious seasoned seitan slider from Taft Foodmasters. Seitan is made from the protein of wheat, and after one bite of the slider, you wouldn’t even know it wasn’t real meat. “We’re going after the sandwich crowd,” said CEO Jessica Taft. The company, which also offered seitan gyros samples, has been in production for two years and has been selling wholesale to many restaurants around New York since September. Surprisingly, many of Taft’s clients are not vegan or vegetarian-only establishments. “It’s my personal goal to offer vegetarian products that show there’s nothing to be afraid of,” Taft said, adding that she hopes to someday add a retail side of the business — which is something I truly hope to see sooner than later, the seitan was that good. Just as I did the last time I attended, I loved the Japan Pavilion where, just as it seems on all the foodie blogs I read, ramen reigned (there was even a semi-
nar entitled “The A to Z of Opening a Ramen Restaurant”). We scored samples of the new “meal in a box” from Ippudo NY, a Japanese ramen noodle brasserie, that is soon to hit stores, and I look forward to cracking them open and trying this Japanese soul food at home. Another highlight was discovering Chocolate Lab wine from Pleasant Valley Wine Company from the Finger Lakes. It had me with the label’s cute chocolate Lab puppy and kept me with its lush and perfect marriage of Concord and chocolate. Doreen Reynolds and owner Mike Doyle made me promise to “thank all the people of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area for the support.” Doyle stated that the winery gets just as much business from NEPA as it does from its own backyard. The next time I head to the Finger Lakes, I’m adding Pleasant Valley to my must visit (and purchase from) list. As I work my way through my goodie bag from the show, I’ll be writing about more of the great things I saw there in the coming W columns. Send your food and drink news to nmascali@theweekender.com or call 570.831.7322.
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ACTORS CIRCLE AT PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reservations: 570.342.9707, actorscircle.org) • “Crimes of the Heart:” March 22-25, 30-31, April 1. Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m. $12 GA, $10 seniors, $8 students. Preview March 22, $8 GA/seniors, $6 students. Call for reservations.
BLOOMSBURG THEATRE ENSEMBLE
(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181, 800.282.0283, bte.org) Ticket prices: $9-$25 • “Murder at the Howard Johnson’s:” March 10-25, Thurs.Sat., 7:30 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m. Preview March 8, 7:30 p.m., “Pay What You Wish.” Reduced price preview March 9, 7:30 p.m., $11.
JASON MILLER PLAYWRIGHTS’ PROJECT
(570.344.3656, SubVerseAphrodesia.com, nepaplaywrights@live.com) • Staged Reading of Vittorio Alfieri’s “Octavia:” March 28, 7:30 p.m., The Olde Brick Theatre (126 W. Market St., Scranton). Mediterranean-themed refreshments. Donation requested to support cost of actor stipends.
KISS (KIDS INNOVATING STAGE & SOUND) THEATER (in old movie theater at Wyoming Valley Mall), kiss-
DIETRICH THEATRE
(60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, dietrichtheater.com) • “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest:” March 21, 23-24, 7 p.m.; 22, 10 a.m., 25, 3 p.m. $10.
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
(71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, 570.826.1100) • “Fish Face (The Kids of Polk Street School):” March 27, 10 a.m., $6.50
GRICE ARTISTS
(191 W. Church St., Nanticoke, 570.328.5864) • PA Lyric Opera: Opera for Lovers: March 11, 3 p.m., Cecilia Cohen Recital Hall, East Stroudsburg University. $15/adults, $12/students, seniors, $5/712, free 6 and under. Tickets at door, by calling, visiting griceartists.com.
THE PHOENIX PERFORMING ARTS CENTER (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • “Bye Bye Birdie” Musical: March 23-April 1.
SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • “South Pacific:” March 23-25, times vary, $46.25-$67.25 • Ballet Theatre of Scranton’s “Phantom of the Opera:” April 21, 7:30 p.m., $23.50-$33.75
CORNER BISTRO DINNER THEATRE
(76-78 S. Main St. Carbondale, 570.282.7499) • Bistro Comedy Nite: March 9, appetizer buffet, 7:30 p.m., show, 8:30 p.m. Advance sales only, $15. Comics seen on Showtime, CBS, more. Guest comedian Father Paul, emcee Liz Russo, featured comic Corey Alexander, headliner Mark DeMayo. Call for tickets.
Show only: $16 adults, $14 seniors 62+/students, $10 children. Dinner/ show: $32 adults, $28 seniors 62+/ students, $20 children. Call or visit website for tickets.
theatre.org, 570.991.1818/0844) • Disney’s Winnie the Pooh Kids: March 23-24, 7 p.m., March 24-25, 2 p.m.
LITTLE THEATRE OF WILKES-BARRE
(537 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre: 570.823.1875, ltwb.org) • “Chicago:” March 24, 30, 31, 8 p.m., March 25, April 1, 3 p.m., $18
MUSIC BOX PLAYERS
(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or musicbox.org) • Audience Participation Murder Mystery “Next of Kin:” March 16-18. Fri.-Sat., 6:30 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 p.m. $30, includes buffet dinner, call to reserve.
PENNSYLVANIA THEATER FOR PERFORMING ARTS
(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org) • “Rockin’ Roller Coaster:” March 9-10, 16-17, 23-24, 7 p.m., March 11, 18, 25, 3 p.m. Dinner buffet 90 min. before show.
SCRANTON SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL
• Casting for “Midsummer Night’s Dream:” March 11, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., St Paul’s Church (auditorium in grade school, 1527 Penn Ave., Scranton). Be prepared to read from text. Come with 16 bars upbeat, up-tempo song to perform a cappella, wear clothing comfortable to move in. Will rehearse in Scranton approx. June 7-30. Small stipend. Performances in June, July.
SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, theshawneeplayhouse.com) • Dancing, Dancing Came The Dead by K.K Gordon, WAIF by Joanne Weck, Unentitled by Charles White: March 9, 7 p.m. • Real Friends Help You Move by K.K Gordon, Gettin’ Out The Green By Paul Kodiak, The Family Doctor by Steven Lehrer: March 16, 7 p.m. W -- compiled by Amanda Riemensnyder, Weekender Intern Send your listings to: weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
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n Tupelo Hassman’s debut novel, “Girlchild,” one might begin reading with expectations of a charming and playful coming-of-age story. However, once immersed, we soon realize that life for this “girlchild” is less about childhood and more about survival. Readers meet protagonist Rory Dawn Hendrix, a young girl raised by her mother and grandmother — two generations of women that left lives ruined by incorrigible men only to start over again in the “death and dirt of Reno’s high desert.” Rory is raised in the mobile homes of Calle de las Flores, just outside Reno, Nev. Without direction, Rory places her life in the words of the library’s “Girl Scout Handbook,” a manual that fortifies “honor, duty, and try” — aspects lacking in her life. Withstanding the trappedin-the-muck mentality, Rory’s grandmother Shirley Rose expresses: “Someone’s got to
make it and it has to be you.” Unlike her mother and grandmother, Rory has talent and aptitude to escape the life holding her back. Even considering Rory’s childish nature, her story is gripping and adult. While Hassman has not reinvented the wheel by touching upon themes of poverty, abuse and social work, she manages to captivate readers through dressing it up as no one has done before. Each chapter is a short and punchy vignette consistent with the voice of young Rory. While there is lightheartedness to the novel and strength behind the characters, there is also a sense of darkness and impending doom at every corner of the page. Readers do not quite grasp Rory’s unsettling preoccupation with mentioning that she, like her mother and grandmother, is of “feebleminded stock.” But, as readers will find, all of this becomes relevant when Hassman, in concurrence, raises the idea of eugenics. Specifically demonstrating that predators become those eliminating her kind: “Calle men hunt and trap everything from birds to stray hubcaps to small girls using slingshots, shot guns, and the rustle of candy wrappers.” An aspect that particularly stood out was Hassman’s continual redactions or full removal of sexually threatening themes. While some readers may not agree with this type of censoring, Hassman, in alluding to these dark subjects, actually strengthens the plot by giving readers who have experienced trauma to relate to her characters. Therein, Hassman succeeds at bringing the reader closer as we root for Rory every step of her journey. In the end, readers see Rory now at a split in the road. Will she escape having memorized the “Handbook” and the words of her grandmother still on her lips or will she, like the generations before her, remain stuck in this barren wasteland?
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Special to the Weekender Amanda’s Bitch: There’s something I can’t stand about cell-phone etiquette and the way people communicate in the digital age, and it drives me mad. Have you ever been in the middle of a text exchange with someone where you are going back and forth multiple times a minute, having a conversation that is really better had on the phone, and when you go to call them, they don’t answer? You were just texting me, how is it that you all of sudden aren’t available to pick up the phone? I’ve seen friends do this to other people. They’re exchanging texts for 15 minutes, the person on the other end calls to finish the conversation since the length of the texts are getting ridiculous and the other person ignores the call. What? Unless you are in a meeting or having family dinner (where it’s rude to be texting non-stop to begin with), why can’t you pick up the phone and finish the conversation? The most annoying thing is when someone ignores the call but continues to text. You’re either up to something really shady or your social skills are starting to suck from the lack of face-to-face communication in your life. It’s one thing if you’re sitting somewhere like a waiting room and don’t want to be rude. It’s a whole other story when you’re sitting on your couch
If this is going to be sent in two-plus texts, maybe you should consider a call. sit around a couple hours until they and just being antisocial. The least feel like performing? Hip-hop acts you can do is pick up the darn are infamous for going on late. phone and say, “I don’t really feel Well, this past weekend I had like talking!” just the opposite experience when I Just because we have the world went to see Gilbert Gottfried at in the palm of our hands and our Mount Airy Casino Resort. Tickphones are incredible devices capable of doing miraculous things ets said the show would start at 8 doesn’t mean you should always let p.m. Right on the stroke of 8, Tonia Lewis from the resort walked out your fingers do the talking. Someand asked everyone to please thing to think about next time you welcome Gilbert Gottfried. And find yourself typing out a noveloff we went — no ho-hum warlength text message that has to mup, no delays, right to the point. come through in 2-plus texts: Pick And Gottfried didn’t disappoint. up the phone and speak! This is the guy who lost his plum Jeff’s Brag: job as the voice of the Aflac duck after tweeting very edgy jokes How many times have you gone about last year’s tsunami in Japan. to a show, sat through an opening And he went right at that topic out act you didn’t care about and then of the gate and never stopped. the main act comes out and goes There are very few sacred cows in through the motions — or worse, his routine, but after a relentless pulls an Axl Rose and makes you hour of offensive but sidesplitting comedy, he walks off the stage and immediately heads to a pre-announced room where he is willing to meet everyone at the show and sign autographs and pose for pictures. This is so far out of the norm with today’s self-absorbed stars who feels the world revolves around them and their “oh-sobusy” schedules. In my experience, TV celebs are very accommodating unless their career is in trouble, and they have a new project, most rock stars are only accommodating on the way up, and the hip-hop crowd, well, let’s just not go there. Be happy if they show up for the concert. If this is how they run things at Mount Airy, I am really looking forward to more shows there, such as legendary comedian Andrew Dice Clay in April. It’s always great to feel like you got what you Comedian Gilbert Gottfried with Jeff at Mount Airy paid for. Kudos to Mount Airy and Casino Resort. Gilbert! Aflac! W
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4th Annual Laugh Out Loud Comedy Show March 30, 7-10 p.m., doors 6:30 p.m., Seasons Ball Room, Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs. $60 (feat. Silent auction, hors d’oeuvres), $40 (show only, 8:15 p.m.). Cash bar. Business casual dress. Patty Leighton, honorary Master of Ceremonies. Mary Dimino, Liz Russo, Mary Radzinski, Jeannine Luby. Proceeds benefit Domestic Violence Service Center. For tickets/info, call Nina Dei Tos at 570.823.6799 ext. 221. Big Brothers Big Sisters • 30th Annual Bowl for Kids’ Sake: March 24, noon, 1:30 p.m., Southside Bowl; April 21, noon, 1:30 p.m., Valley Lanes. More money raised, more prizes won. Register at bbbsnepa.org. All teams must pre-register. Info: 800.955.4376.
Annual Wine Tasting Benefit March 24, 5-9 p.m., Caldwell Consistory, Bloomsburg. $75. Tapas-style dining, dessert, wine, entertainment. Silent auction. Pianist Kevin Haile performing. Info/tickets: 570.387.2099, lmakara@bloomhealth.net.
Gentlemen’s League of Extraordinary Mustaches Stache Bash March 10, 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Clarion Hotel (300 Meadows Ave., Scranton). $30, includes all-youcan-eat breakfast. Benefits Leukemia & Lymphoma Society of Eastern Pennsylvania. Jackie A. Dispenza Memorial Scholarship Art Auction March 11, 2-5 p.m., Triton Hose Company No. 1 (Rt. 6, Tunkhannock). $10, light refreshments from Nimble Hill Winery/Twig’s Cafe. Donations may be made in memory of Jackie Dispenza, Community Foundation of the Endless Mountains, 270 Lake Ave., Montrose. Proceeds benefit Jackie Dispenza Memorial Scholarship Fund.
RSVP/donate: 570.885.5353, Connie.Kintner@gmail.com. Lake Silkworth Area Lions Club 2nd Annual Bowl-aThon Fundraiser March 18, 1-3 p.m., Chacko’s Family Bowling Center (195 N. Wilkes-Barre Blvd., WilkesBarre). Proceeds benefit Activities Fund, Christmas Food Baskets, Student Scholarships, Eye Glass Programs. Make A Break for McAuley 5K Run March 24, 10 a.m., Kirby Park/River Commons. Rain date March 31. Bring household item to donate to the Catherine McAuley Center. Pre-registration, $15/students, $20/adults. Under 10, free. $5 late fee after March 14. Refreshments, prizes to follow. Info: jlwb5krun@gmail.com, makeabreakformcauley.webs.com. ∝ Northeastern Penna Chapter Friends of NRA 20th Annual Fundraising Banquet March 24, 5 p.m., Genetti Manor (1505 N. Main St., Dickson City). $40/person,
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$75/couples, $25/under 21, includes 3 entree family dinner, open bar, door prizes. Tickets in advance, call 570.586.2662. The Renal Race: Race and Raise Awareness for Kidney Cancer 1-Mile Fun Run March 11, registration 7 a.m., race 8:30 a.m. Starts Martz Pavilion Kirby Park, ends Public Square. $12 pre-reg./ $15 day of, tax-deductible donations made payable to: The Renal Race c/o FOP Lodge 36. Info: therenalracepa@gmail.com. Sponsored by Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 36. Benefits families and research of kidney cancer. Short Stack for a Tall CauseBreathe Deep Northeastern Pennsylvania March 10, 8-10 a.m., Applebee’s Neighborhood Grille and Bar, Wilkes-Barre. $6/person, tickets at door. Flapjack fundraiser to benefit Lungevity Foundation that supports lung cancer research. Info: 570.592.4838.
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Cameo House Bus Tours (Anne Postupack, 570.655.3420, anne.cameo@verizon.net, checks to 933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa. 18643) • Philadelphia Brunch/Art Museum: March 11. Depart Scranton Viewmont Mall, 8 a.m., Sears parking lot near Mexican restaurant; Wilkes-Barre Wegman’s, 8:30 a.m., park row 1 by Applebee’s. Be at least 15 minutes early. Depart Philadelphia, 5:30 p.m. Brunch at Waterworks Restaurant. Philadelphia Museum of Art: Van Gogh Up Close. $150, includes “follow us bus,” goodie bag, water, admissions, tips, brunch, more. Call/e-mail to reserve. Seats assigned as checks received. Chinchilla Hose Company (Shady Lane Rd., 570.586.5726, www.chcfire.net) • Annual Pizza Sale: every Fri. during lent until April 6, 2-7 p.m. Red, white, white broccoli. Proceeds benefit operation/equipment. Orders can be placed day of, call. Clifford Community Youth Group • 5th Annual Homemade Easter Egg Sale: through March 25. $2/homemade peanut butter, coconut cream. Pickup March 24, 31, 10 a.m.-noon,
Clifford United Methodist Church. To order: 570.222.3331, 222.4344. Preorders appreciated. Comedy Stand-Off Wed. in March, 9 p.m. (arrive by 8:30 to sign up), Clarion Hotel & The Hub Lounge (300 Meadow Ave., Scranton). Perform 5-7 min. routine, top 3 picked each week. Top 12 perform April 12, top 5 picked by Scott Bruce for a show, date TBA. Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) • Sisters: Tues., 10 a.m. Beth Moore study, “Jesus, the One and Only.” All women welcome. • Soup & Devotions: Wed. through April 4, noon. Soup, bread, dessert served. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: ❏ Kids Classes: • Quilting for Kids: Wed., through March 28, 3:30-5 p.m. Ages 6+. $6/ class. • Here’s Looking at You!: March 7, 14, 21, 28, 4-5 p.m. Ages 5-12. Free. • Young at Art: Puppetry for Pre-
schoolers: March 8, 15, 22, 29, 10-10:45 a.m. Ages 4-5. $35. • All About Puppetry: Ages 5-8, March 9, 16, 23, 30, 4-5:30 p.m.; Ages 9-12, March 8, 15, 22, 29, 4-5:30 p.m. $35/4 classes. • Puppetry Together: March 9, 16, 23, 30, 10-10:45 a.m. Ages 3-4. $35. • Little People & Nature: Series 1-March 13, 20, 27, 10-11 a.m.; Series 2-March 7, 14, 21, 28, 10-11 a.m. Ages 2 1/2-5. Free. ❏ Intergenerational Classes: • Quilting for Everyone: Wed., through-March 28, 6-7:30 p.m. All ages. $6/class. No experience required, all materials provided. • Open Studio: March 12-13, 19-20, 26-27, 7-8:30 p.m. Ages 13+. $50/ series of 4 classes or $15/class. ❏ Adult Classes: • Pottery & Sculpture for Beginners: March 8, 15, 22, 29, 7-8:30 p.m. Ages 13+. $60/4-class series. All materials supplied. • Knitting for Beginners: March 13, 27, 7-9 p.m. Ages 16+. $35. All materials supplied. • Decorative Painting: March 14, 21, 28, noon-3 p.m. Ages 16+. $20/class + cost of painting surface. Preregistration required, call. • Jewelry Making: Expressions in Fused Glass: March 19, 7-9 p.m. Ages 16+. $60. All materials supplied.
❏ Special Events: • Lyme Disease Expert Dr. Daniel Cameron: March 10, 9 a.m.-noon. Free showing of “Under Our Skin,” question-and-answer session following. Call to reserve, tickets will also be at door as long as they last. Doug Smith Music (dougsmithbass@comcast.net, 570.343.7271) • March 23, 7-11 p.m., Carl Von Luger Steak & Seafood, Scranton. With Jim Buckley Jazz Quartet. Entertainment Unlimited Events: • St. Patty’s Day Spectacular: March 17, doors 5 p.m., dinner 5:45-6:45 p.m., dancing 7-11 p.m., Genetti’s Best Western (77 E. Market St., WilkesBarre). $35, deluxe buffet, cash bar. The Poets, Frankie and the Corvettes, The Fab 3 (Beatles tribute). To reserve, call 800.830.7463, Genetti’s at 570.825.6477, Klines Shoes at 575.4912 or Joe Tutino at 457.2808.
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 43 Richner. To reserve, contact 570.229.7289, easyselling101.com. Geisinger Healthy Cooking Demonstration March 7, 6 p.m., GWV, Kistler Learning Centers 2 and 3 (1000 East Mountain Blvd., WilkesBarre). Encouraged to bring healthy non-perishable food item to support community food drive. To register, call 1.800.275.6401, say Carelink or visit geisinger.org/events. Harveys Lake American Legion Post 967 Ham and Cabbage Dinner-Dance March 17, 7-midnight, 4907 Memorial Highway. $15, no tickets at door. No smoking, 21+. Neon Knights, admission includes band, food, refreshments. Info: harveyslake967.org. Holy Family Church (828 Main St., Sugar Notch) • Ham and Cabbage Dinner: March 10, 4-7 p.m. $8.50/adults, $4/kids. Take-out 3 p.m. Tickets can be purchased after weekend masses at door. Info: 570.822.3483. Keep Wine-ing: He might start to look like Prince Charming March 22, 7:30 p.m., Bartolai Winery (Route 92, Exeter Twp.). $15. Jeannine M. Luby, Liz
Russo. Info: 570.650.7518, notprincecharming.com. Keystone College, LaPlume events: • Quietmen: March 8, 7 p.m., Evans Hall. Traditional and contemporary Irish group. Info: 570.945.8000. King’s College: (133 North River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or www.kings.edu) events: • St. Edwards University Ballet Folklorico: March 13, 7 p.m., 3rd floor, Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center. Free. Mexico’s traditional folklorico dances. Lackawanna College events (Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St., Scranton, 570.955.1455) • Yesterday & Today: March 23, 8 p.m. $25-$30, $15/students. Leadership Lackawanna events • Annual Alumni Reunion: March 8, 5-7 p.m., State Street Grill (114 S. State St., Clarks Summit). Hors d’oeuvres, cash bar, live music, basket raffles. Free for paid Alumni and Friends Association members, $10 general. RSVP, kdurkin@scrantonchamber.com, 570.342.7711. Tickets also at door. Martial Arts Super Sport “Night for the Troops” March
24, 7 p.m., doors 6 p.m., Kingston Armory (280 Market St., Kingston). $30-$75, all uniformed soldiers free. 14 fights. Will Weber, Steve Mytych, T-Rex Harris. 14 fights. Marywood University events (2300 Adams Avenue, Scranton, www.marywood.edu, 570.348.6211) • “All American Song:” March 11, 2 p.m., Sette LaVerghetta Center for Performing Arts Auditorium. Metropolitan Opera star Stephanie Blythe and Warren Jones. Reserved $25, GA $5, in advance with credit card or check by calling 570.961.4510 or e-mailing boxoffice@marywood.edu. Tickets at box office day of. Proceeds support talent-based music scholarships. • 13th Annual Spring Show: March 16-17, 2 p.m., 7 p.m., Sette LaVerghetta Center for the Performing Arts. $3/students, $5/adults, proceeds fund community service events to purchase costumes/uniform tops. Dance team performing “Dear Diary.” Basket raffle, $1, $5/10 tickets, $10/12 tickets, no advance tickets. Info: 570.815.4891, oreoq@yahoo.com. Myrtle Street UM Church (840 Harrison Ave., Scranton, 570.346.9911, 342.2015) events: • Community Craft Fair: March 24, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. New vendors with homemade crafts,
baked goods, snack shop, door prizes.
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New York CD & Record Fair March 11, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., St. Mary’s Comm. Center (320 Mifflin Ave., Scranton). Free admission. Buy, sell, trade CDs, DVDs, records. Info: nyrecordfairs.com
Open Casting Call for “America’s Next Top Model” March 8, 2-7 p.m., Shoppes at Montage. Cycle 19 is “college edition.” Females, ages 18-27, diverse backgrounds, shapes, sizes, min. height of 5’7.” Download and complete application at MyFOXNEPA.com. Must bring app., copies of either driver’s license or passport AND social security card/birth certificate, 3 photos, each clearly labeled on back with name/ phone number (close-up of face, full-length, full-length in swimsuit).
Northeastern Pennsylvania Beethoven Festival ❏ March 7-10: • The Music of Beethoven: A Lecture: March 7, 2 p.m., The Colonnade in Scranton. Free, light refreshments. Reservations suggested, e-mail sdavis@nepaphil.org. • Chamber Music Series Concert: March 8, 6:30 p.m., Mellow Theater, Scranton. Featuring pianist Jon Nakamatsu. $26.50/adults, $16.50/ students, call 570.341.1568, visit nepaphil.org. • Open Rehearsal: March 9, 6:30 p.m., F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. Free, students encouraged to attend. • Nakamatsu Performs Beethoven: March 10, 8 p.m., F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. Jon Nakamatsu performs Beethoven’s 4th Piano Concerto with Philharmonic. Pre-concert lecture/reception, 7 p.m., gallery level, open to concert ticket holders. $28-$60/ adults, $15/students, call 570.341.1568,
The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959) • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. • Learn to Use Facebook: March 8, 6:30-8 p.m. • Knit and Crochet Group: March 17, 31, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Robert Dale Chorale (570.586.3921, robertdalechorale.org) • 27th Annual NEPA Bach Festival: March 17-18. Opens March 17, 4 p.m., organ concert, Elm Park United Methodist Church, Scranton; 8 p.m.,
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iPad 3 speculation grows
ith a rumored launch date for the iPad 3 closing fast, many current iPad owners are wondering just how much tablet envy they’ll have to endure or whether an upgrade will be worth the cost. The iPad 2 added front and rear cameras, a streamlined chassis, and a few other modest improvements, but as an upgrade goes, it was not earth shattering. So what do people have to look forward to in the latest Apple tablet? Although notorious for “leaking” specifications or “losing” devices prior to launch, Apple keeps a pretty tight lid on some of its new product releases, so it’s impossible to say what the final specifications of the device will be until it’s actually out in the wild. But it is possible to look at some of the inevitable minutia produced during hardware procurement, the capabilities listed in
Apple’s Software Development Kit, as well as the general state of the market and make some educated guesses. This upgrade seems like it could be a big one. Android devices have been packing 4G connectivity capabilities (the Motorola Xoom, for example) since around the time the iPad 2 was released. They’ve also got a big edge in processor power. In order to remain competitive until its next product release, Apple needs to meet, and preferably exceed, the specifications of the competition, since new Android devices come to market continually. Rumors from reliable sources say that the iPad 3 will have 4G Internet capabilities. If true, this will be a first for Apple — I’m baffled as to why it didn’t offer the iPhone 4 or iPhone 4S with this feature. 4G connectivity is a game changer,
particularly given Apple’s focus on cloud-based technologies. For the iPad 3, 4G connectivity would mean faster video streaming, uploading and downloading and much faster Internet surfing when not connected to a Wi-Fi
network — in other words, a big deal. It’s also possible the iPad 3 will sport a display using Apple’s Retina technology, which offers incredible image clarity by increasing the number of pixels
Will the iPad 3 be an earth-shattering improvement on Apple’s tablet when it’s released? Only time will tell.
contained within every inch of the screen, thereby allowing more detail at a higher resolution in a screen that’s the same size as the original and second generation iPad. In order to drive both the Retina display and improved 4G capabilities, it’s likely that Apple will have beefed up the graphics and general processing capabilities of the iPad 3. There aren’t any specifics on the processors just yet, but the iPad 3 probably will support a state-of-the-art dual-core (or possibly quad-core) processor. The only other major item, short of software, is the camera. The iPhone 4S offers an 8 megapixel camera, and there’s no reason to think that Apple wouldn’t use the same camera or a derivative in the iPad 3. No word yet on pricing, but it’s likely that it will be similar to the original price for the iPad 2, which cost from $499-$829, with older devices getting discounts to make room for the new state-ofthe-art. W
Chamber Music Concert, St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, Scranton. Concludes March 18, 3 p.m., St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, Scranton. $15/GA, $12/seniors, WVIA members, $7/ students; admission to organ concert free. Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, SafeHaven@epix.net) • Adoption Day: March 11, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Tractor Supply (Route 940, Pocono Summit). March 18, April 15, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Tractor Supply (Route 209, Brodheadsville). Dogs available to meet and get to know. Pre-adoption application with references, home visit required prior to adoption. • Volunteer Meeting: March 20, April 17, 6:30 p.m., Cherry’s Restaurant (Route 209, Kresgeville). Volunteers, foster families always welcome. Volunteers needed for adoption days, dog transport, fundraising, clerical help, home visits, more. Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.346.7369) • Thursday Talks! Home and Garden: March 8, 6 p.m. cocktail hour, 7 p.m.
show, 4th floor, Shopland Hall. $7. Jerry’s For All Seasons. Shickshinny First United Methodist Church • Homemade peanut butter and coconut Easter eggs, milk or dark chocolate: through April 4. $.85 each, call 570.542.7077 or 542.7149 to order. Slovak Heritage Society of NEPA events: • Slovak Stations of the Cross: March 11, 2 p.m., St. Andre Bessette Parish, St. Stanislaus Kostka worship site (666 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre). Info: 570.823.1222. • Concert of Sacred and Folk Music: March 16, 7 p.m., First Presbyterian Church (corner S. Franklin and Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre). Good will offering. Opera singers and violinist from Bratislava State Conservatory of Music. Musicians will be part of Wyoming Seminary Guest Artist Series, March 15, 7 p.m. St. Clare Church (2301 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • “Day of Recollection” for Homeschool Moms: March 10, mass, adoration, talk by Fr. Eric Bergman, lunch, demonstrations. To register, e-mail mhgargoyle@gmail.com.
∝ St. Faustina Kowalska’s Parish Annual Chinese Auction Fundraiser March 18, doors 10 a.m., drawings 1 p.m., St. Stanislaus gym (W. Church St., Nanticoke). To bid, $5/sheet, 25 individual tickets. 100+ baskets. Benefits Youth Group activities. Info: 570.735. 4833. St. Michael’s Church (corner of Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge, 570.457.2875) • Manhattan Clam Chowder / Homemade Bread Sale: March 9, pick up 1-5 p.m., church hall. $6/quart, $5/loaf. Info: 570.562.1434, 457.9280 or church hall. • Pierogie Sale: $6/dozen. Orders due by March 9, pick-up 2-5 p.m., March 13, church hall. Call 562.1434, 457.9280 or church hall. St. Michael’s Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) • Pierogi Sale every Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. St. Patty’s Day Dance March 17, 5-9 p.m., The Regal Room. $20, cash bar. Joe Stankey and the Cadets. All-you-can-eat buffet, ham and cabbage, dessert. Info: 570.489.1901.
St. Paul’s Lutheran Church (474 Yalick Road, Dallas, 570.675.3859) • Hip-hop artist AGAPE*: March 25, 7 p.m. $7. Will appear with support of congregation, senior youth group. St. Peter’s Church (Tunkhannock) • Lenten Soup Suppers and Taize Services: March 7, 14, 21, 28, April 4, 6 p.m. supper, 6:30 p.m. service. May bring meatless soup or loaf of bread to share. Info: 570.836.2233. St. Thomas More Society (St. Clare Church, 2301 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.343.0634, stthomasmoresociety.org) • Guardian of the Redeemer Fellowship: First, third Mon. of month for men interested in adult discussion of Catholic faith. • YOUCAT Teen Group welcomes post-Confirmation youth from all parishes for discussion of Theology of the Body for Teens. Meets first, third Thurs. of month, 5:30 p.m. • Jesus of Nazareth-Holy Week Adult Education Series: Wed., through April 4, 6:15 p.m. All welcome for potluck supper, 6:15 p.m. Evening prayer, 5 p.m.; rosary, 5:15 p.m.; mass, 5:30 p.m. Arrive at any point.
Unified Fighting Arts Association (570.675.9535, ufa-a.com) • Movie Night: March 24, 6-10 p.m., Twin Stacks (1150 Memorial Highway, Dallas). $15/child. Drop off kids with CPR/First Aid certified instructors while you get a break. Games, pizza, potty breaks, age-appropriate movie, more. Bring sleeping bags, pillows. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., WilkesBarre, 570.824.7722) • A Course in Miracles / Holistic Fitness-Yoga Sessions: Tues., 6:308:30 p.m. • Meditation Chakra Clearing Deeksha: 2nd, 4th Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. $8. Oneness meditation, chakra clearing/energization, transfer of Divine Energy. Welcome beginning, experienced meditators, all paths. Info: 587.0967, ernie@divinejoyministry.com.
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The University of Scranton events: • French Film Series: “Potiche:” March 21, 7 p.m., Pearn Auditorium, Brennan Hall. Free. Call 570.941.4163. • “In Recital:” March 21, 7:30 p.m., Houlihan-McLean Center. Free. Call 570.941.7624.
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❏ Schemel Forum Courses, $60/ person, $100/couple. To register, contact 570.941.7816, fetskok2@scranton.edu: • “‘I’m a Big Liar:’ The Films of Federico Fellini:” Mon., through March 12. Film viewing, 5:30-7 p.m.; discussion, 7-8:30 p.m., Pearn Auditorium, Brennan Hall. • “Occupy the Political Economy: The Financial Crisis and the American Future:” Wed., through March 21, 6-7:15 p.m., Weinberg Memorial Library. No class March 14.
Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) events: • Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed., 7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic & advanced ballroom, swing. $15/person. For info, call Vince Brust at 489.3111. • Coach Herman Little Basketball Clinics: Boys/girls ages 6-9, 6 weeks starts March 20, 3:30-5 p.m. $60 or $12/class. Boys/girls grades 4-6, 6 weeks starts March 22, 3:30-5 p.m. $60 or $12/class.
Valley Lodge No. 499 International Buffet March 10, 4-7 p.m., Wyoming Lodge (821 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming). Ethnic dishes, desserts. $7/adults, $3.50/under 12. Info: lodge499.com. Viewmont Mall (Scranton, 570.346.9182, www.shopviewmontmall.com) events: • March into Music During Music in Our Schools Month Concerts: March 7-8, 4-8 p.m., Limited Court. Local students singing, playing brass, string, woodwind, percussion. • Family Photo with Easter Bunny: March 16-April 7, Mon.-Sat., 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Sun, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. April 5, 7:10 a.m.-9 p.m. Packages from $19, $40. Easter Bunny break hours April 5-7,
Wilkes-Barre City Events: • 32nd Annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade: March 11, 2 p.m., begins S. Main & S. Streets, ends on Union St. Renal Race, 8:30 a.m. Story Time at Barnes & Noble, 11 a.m. Face Painting, noon, $5. The Hooley Boys on Public Square, 1 p.m. Local bands, mascots, more. Wilkes-Barre Vipers SemiPro Football (For schedule, visit gefootball.com) • March 24, first game. Wyoming County Chamber Of Commerce • Buy a Business Free Seminar: March 13, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., Hampton
Inn (Route 6, Tunkhannock). Featured speaker, Gary Casey. To register, call 570.836.7755, or e-mail Maureen@wycc.com. • March Educational Luncheon: March 14, The Fireplace Restaurant. Free/members (1/business), $10/nonmembers. To reserve, call 570.836.7755, e-mail Robin@wyccc.com. Featuring Southwestern Energy Company. Wyoming Seminary Performing Arts Institute (201 North Sprague Avenue, Kingston, 570.270.2186). Events free and open to public. • Concert to Benefit Feeding America: March 18, 2 p.m. Open to public, donations accepted at door. Baked goods from Truly Scrumptious sold before/after. Info: 270.2192. Your Dog’s Place, LLC (yourdogsplace.com) • Luck O’ The Pup Glamour Shots Pet Photo Shoot: March 11, noon-2 p.m. $15 for your sit, down or just wag session and 5x7 print or $20 for 5x7 including digital image. Kristy Boki of Photo Fox Studios. Info: 570.729.8977, 503.6471, yourdogsplace@yahoo.com. ∝
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The Houdini Museum (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton) Every weekend by reservation. Open 1 p.m., closes 4 p.m. Also available weekdays for school groups, bus, hotel groups. • Ghost Tours: Scheduled daily, 7 p.m., reservations required. Secret time/meeting place divulged upon reservation, call 570.383.1821.$20/ adults, $15/11 and under. Rain or shine, 52 weeks/year. Daytime walks also available on limited basis. Private tours can be arranged for groups. Luzerne County Historical Society (49 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) • Family History Seminar / Searching for Our Ancestors: Navigating Federal, State and Local Records: April 21, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m., Luzerne County Community College, Educational Conference Center, Nanticoke. Early Bird registration until March 12, $35. Registration $45. Info: genpa.org, execdir@genpa.org. Pennsylvania’s Anthracite Heritage Museum (McDade Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year round, Tues.-Sat. from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., noon-5 p.m. • Charter Day: March 11, noon-5 p.m. Free admission, except to museum’s main, temporary exhibits. 2 p.m.,
auditorium, Karol Weaver presents “Neighborhood Women: Medical Caregivers in the Anthracite Region.” • Maple Syrup Program: March 25, 2:30 p.m., snow date April 1, 2:30 p.m.
LEARNING A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570) • Mom and Me art classes: every Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies. Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to register. Art Classes at the Georgiana Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcraybart-artworks.com) • Adult (Ages 13+): Mon., noon-4 p.m. (3 hrs painting, 1 hr group critique), $30/class payable monthly. Wed., 6-9 p.m. (student chooses length of time), $15/1 hr, $18/1 1/2 hrs, $20/2 hrs, $25/2 1/2 hrs, $30/3 hrs, per class payable monthly. • Children: Ages 9-12, Mon., 4:30-5:30 p.m., $15/class payable monthly. Ages 13+, Wed., 6-9 p.m., joins adult class, individuals select amount of time to participate. Portfolio prep instruction available for college bound students. Private lessons available.
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Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) • Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. Ballroom Dancing Class Thurs., 6-7 p.m., Mid-Valley Senior Center, Jessup. $3/class. Taught by certified members of Dance Educators of America Joanne and Ed Samborski. Foxtrot, waltz, swing, rumba, tango, samba, hustle, more. Call 570.489.4415. Beauty Lies Within School of Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., WilkesBarre, 570.793.5757, sl.beautylieswithin@gmail.com). Hours by appointment, free sample appointment.
Danko’s Core Wrestling Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) • Four sessions/week, features two clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/ week. Increase power, speed, agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info. Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon. • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • “Everybody’s Art” New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop members, $30 non-members. Preregistration required.
• Rosen Method easy movement program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art gallery, $5/class, free to members. Must pre-register. • Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m. Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Preregistration required, groups welcome. For info, to register, call or e-mail education@everhart-museum.org. Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. Learn Hapkido. Self defense applications. $50 monthly, no contract. Hazleton Art League (225 E. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.0092, Hazletonsartleague.org) • Figure Drawing Class: March 12April 30, Mon., 4-7 p.m. Call 570.453.1337 for info. Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) • Instrumental Music Instruction • Private Ballroom Lessons • Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. evenings. • Private Guitar Instruction: Classi-
cal, acoustic, electric for all ages. • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 5+. $30/month.
kids. $10/hour, $5/second class. E-mail or call 991.1817. • Vocal lessons w/ Joelle Colombo Witner: Wed., Sun. E-mail or call 991.1817.
Kwonkodo Lessons – by reservation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Institute (210 Division St., Kingston). $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for info.
Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) ❏ Ongoing Adult Classes • Oil Painting: March 8, 15, 22, 6:308:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/nonmembers, $60/seniors. Materials list. • Acrylic Painting: March 12, 19, 26, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $110/members, $120/non-members, $90/seniors. Materials list. ❏ Adult Classes • Basic Drawing: March 7, 14, 21, 28, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/ non-members, $60/seniors. Materials list. • Watercolor Painting: March 12, 19, 26, 6:30-8:30 p.m. No previous drawing ability required. $72/member, $80/non-member, $60/seniors. Materials list. ❏ Children’s Workshop • Mixed Media: March 10, 17, 1-3 p.m. Ages 4-6. All materials supplied. Both workshops, $45/members, $50/nonmembers.
Misericordia University Non-credit Art Classes (50 Lake St., registration required, closes two weeks before start of class, 570.674.6289) • Silk Scarf Painting: Ages 13+, starts March 19, register by March 12. • Needle Felted Pin: Ages 13+, starts March 22, register by March 15. Northeast Photography Club (www.northeastphotographyclub.org) meets first Wed. of month 7 p.m. in boardroom of Prime Med (old Wes Freedman Building) off Morgan Hwy. Variety of topics, monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • Dimensions in Dance w/ Lee LaChette: Jazz, tap, ballet for adults &
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 49 (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500): • Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., 7-9 p.m. Self-defense techniques using cane, club, short stick, wooden sword, escrima sticks, more. Learn history principles, practical use. No prior martial arts experience. $10/ class. • Women’s Self-Defense Class: Sat., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Self-defense techniques to protect from variety of attacks. No prior martial arts experience. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10/class. World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) • Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing programs, striking for MMA & competition training, women’s-only kickboxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more. Wyoming Valley Art League • Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/ hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info.
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2&4 Hand Drumming Circle Freestyle drum circle, every second/ fourth Sat., any time between 1-4 p.m., Everything Natural (426 S. State St., Clarks Summit). All ages, newcomers, old timers welcome. Hand drums, percussion provided. Free, no pressure.
• Tarot Card Readings by Rev. Whitney Mulqueen by appointment. Call. • Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for 15-20 min. • Monthly astrology workshop with Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call.
Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272) • PrivateYoga Instruction w/ certified senior Instructor of Himalayan Institute. 24 years experience. Learn secrets of Himalayan Masters. Lessons include asana, pranayama, meditation, relaxation, ayruveda, holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/session
Jeet Kune Do Fighting Concepts Teaches theories of movement in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, 570.371.8898.
Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11:15 a.m. Series 2: through March 28. $60/ series of 6 consecutive classes, $15/class. Bring mat or beach towel. Egyptian Belly Dance Classes with Dianna Shahein. Call 570.343.2033 for various times/ locations. Private/group classes available. Goddess Creations Shop & Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Summit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscreations.net)
Leverage Fitness Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.338.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com) • Morning Wake-Up Workout: Full body metabolic, Mon., Wed., Fri., 7-7:45 a.m. • Primal Scream Classes: Tues., Thurs. 7-8 p.m. • Inferno: High Intensity Interval Training: Sat., 10 a.m. All classes free to members, $10 non-members. Melt Hot Yoga (#16 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville, 570.287.3400, melthotyogastudio.com) • Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m., 5:30 p.m. (90 minutes) • Tues., Thurs., 4 p.m. (one hour) • Sat., Sun., 9 a.m., 3 p.m. (90 min-
utes) Open Your Eyes To Dream (143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg, 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) ❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or go online for current updates/cancellations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com • Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. • Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. • Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. Mats & props available. Student/ package discounts available. Bring friend to first class, get two for price of one.
Danville, 570.275.3240) • All Levels Yoga: Wed. (ongoing), 10-11 a.m. Tarot Readings every Sun., 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton, located at Mall At Steamtown, first floor outside Bonton. By Whitney Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info: 570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shambala on Facebook. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020.
Sandy Seyler Studio (House of Nutrition, 2nd floor, 50 Main St., Luzerne, 570.288.1785, SandySeyler.com) ❏ March Schedule Yoga: Mon., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 7:15 p.m.; Sat., 9:30 a.m. Multi-level, beginners and intermediate. Hatha Yoga postures, Pranayam, deep relaxation. $11. Check web calendar for weather cancellations. Meditation: Mon., 10:30 a.m., Thurs., 6 p.m. Pranayam/mantra meditation. No experience necessary. $11. Check web calendar for weather cancellations.
Lackawanna Audubon Society • Bird Walk at Lackawanna State Park: March 10, 8 a.m., meet at boat
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What would Tucker Max do?
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celebrity who would it be? MAX: Snooki! She’s so stupid that she wouldn’t get any of my sex jokes. The best people to f--k with are the ones who don’t get the jokes. WEEKENDER: You went to a “Top 10” law school, wrote bestselling books and partied your ass off. What advice do you have to balance working and playing hard for people who don’t think you can do both? MAX: Laser-beam focus on two or three things that matter most. Don’t focus on bullshit, and you’ll have time to balance work and play. WEEKENDER: As the sperm donor to fratire, are you a fan of the genre when it comes to other writers? MAX: I love when other people try. I’d say I’m more the Dr. Dre of fratire. When it’s all said and done, I’ll be known as the first, but not the best. I know fratire can be improved upon. The Eminem, the Tupac, the Lil Wayne are still out there ... W TV Guide wasn’t kidding when it called Justin Brown a real-life Van Wilder for skipping school to be on a Japanese reality show. He now shares his wildest adventures and life lessons while saying “Sorry, Mom & Dad ...”
launch parking lot. Info: 570.575.5293. • LAS President Bill Speare Presents Highlights from Alaska: March 18, 2:30 p.m., Anthracite Museum, McDade Park, Scranton. Info: 570.586.5156. Lackawanna State Park (To register go to www.visitPAparks.com, click calendar of events, then Lackawanna) • Basic Boating Course: March 8, 5:30-9:30 p.m. With PA Fish and Boat Commission. Free, must pre-register, attend both sessions. Call 570.945.7110 or go online to register. May apply for Boating Safety Education Certificate, $10. Info: fishandboat.com. • Birds in Your Backyard: March 10 (weather date March 24), 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Each participant builds and keeps songbird nest box. $15, includes nest box, lunch. Dress for weather, outdoor observation/walking. To register, call 570.825.1701, go to agsci.psu.edu/backyard/birds. Nescopeck State Park (1137 Honey Hole Rd., Drums, 570.403.2006) All events free, unless noted otherwise. Reservations required. • Basic Boating Course: March 10, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Upon completion, may apply for Boating Safety Education Certificate, $10. Info: fishandboat.com. Registration required, call 406.4041.
SOCIAL GROUPS Calligrapher’s Guild of NEPA (570.542.5416) • Meeting: March 23, 7:30 p.m., Marywood University, Shields Center for Visual Arts, room 225. Show & Tell of decorated envelopes created for exchange. Bring birthday cards received in the past year to display. Refreshments. Free, open to public. Lackawanna County German-American Society (Genetti Manor, 1505 N. Main Avenue, Dickson City, 570.842.4268) • Annual Spring Festival: March 31, dinner 5:30 p.m., music/dancing 7-10 p.m. $25, includes buffet, music, dancing. Deadline March 24, call 346.9278. Living with Grief: free sixweek bereavement support group (2-3:30 p.m., 6-7:30 p.m., Spiritual Center, Geisinger Wyoming Valley Medical Center, 1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.808.5539) • Caring for Yourself; Recognizing Emotion & Types of Grief: March 7 • Re-Socialization; Coping with Special Events: March 14
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The Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble presents “Murder at the Howard Johnson’s” March 10-25 at Alvina Krause Theatre (226 Center St., Bloomsburg). Set in the late ’70s, the comedic play follows washed-up Arlene and her lover, Mitchell, as they check in to a cheap hotel and plot to kill Arlene’s unsuspecting husband. Show times are Thursday-Saturday at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 3 p.m. Admission to the preview performance on Thursday, March 8 is by donation of any amount, and a second reduced-price preview will be offered Friday, March 9 for $11. Regular tickets are $5-$25 and can be purchased Tuesday-Saturday from 2-6 p.m. at the BTE box office, by calling 570.784.8181 or visiting bte.org. Nar-Anon Family Group Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m. United Methodist Church, Mountaintop. 570.288.9892. The NEPA Rainbow Alliance (www.gaynepa.com) • As part of the NEPA SafeZone Project, NEPA RA is creating an “It Gets Better” video. Video features local representatives from the LGBT community, allies and more offering words of encouragement. To be a sponsor, e-mail itgetsbetter@gaynepa.com; to be in the video, visit gaynepa.com for details/application. NEPA Safe Zone, a program by NEPA Rainbow Alliance • Information Night: March 21, 5-7 p.m., Family Service Assoc. of Wyoming Valley (31 W. Market St., WilkesBarre). For interested parents/students, therapists, social workers, educators, guidance counselors, covering a variety of topics related to GLBT high school students ages 14-18. RSVP or make a referral to Amy Freeman, 570.823.5144 ext. 370. Meetings will be held monthly at the FSAWV. PFLAG (Parents, Families & Friends of Lesbians & Gays) Wyoming County/Luzerne
County chapter • Movie Night: March 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church basement, Wyoming. Popcorn and Oscar-winning movie about a gay man and his family (Rated R). Info: nepapflag.org, 570.392.9864, uucwv.org. Pride of NEPA meetings the second Tues. of each month. Visit prideofnepa.org for details. St Joseph’s Senior Social Club • Meeting: March 15, 2 p.m., Mt. Carmel’s Center, William St., Pittston. Special meeting in honor of St. Joseph. St. Joseph’s Table, three tier alter. Food for table prepared by members, guests. Public invited, no charge, but bring covered dish, canned goods or dry stable to donate to St. Johns the Evangelist Greater Pittston food pantry. To reserve, call 570.654.2967, 655.2398.
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f you want to know what Jesus would do, follow Kirk Cameron on Twitter. Personally, I’d rather know what self-proclaimed asshole Tucker Max would do. As a fratire writer who ungraciously exited local daytime television, I try to model my life after two people: Tucker Max and Star Jones. Since Tucker Max is retiring from chronicling his debauchery following the release of his new book “Hilarity Ensues,” I decided to turn to the bestselling author for advice. WEEKENDER: Your final fratire book “Hilarity Ensues” is in bookstores now. What can fans expect? MAX: If you’re a fan of “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell,” you can expect another book you’re going to like just as much if not more! WEEKENDER: I’m sure a lot of people have had Tucker Max’s sloppy seconds. Now the whole world can with your other new book “Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers” available for free download on iBooks and Kindle. MAX: Yeah! This is my “thank you” to my fans for buying my first three books. WEEKENDER: My favorite part of “Hilarity Ensues” is the chapter on “sexting.” If you could “sext” with any
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Weekender Correspondent PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) As outgoing as you usually are, most Pisces need a significant amount of alone time to recharge. You become virtually unbearable when you don’t get it. Here’s the problem: You’re not always the best at making sure you take the downtime you need, especially when other people are making demands on your time and attention. Unfortunately, if you don’t take care of your own needs, who the hell will? This isn’t purely about selfishly looking out for No. 1. Taking care of yourself is also going to make you much better at taking care of everyone else — so make sure you do. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Don’t let emotional bullies manipulate you into behaving out of character. The drama queens in your life should be making your life more entertaining and interesting, not more aggravating and nervewracking. If, on balance, their shenanigans are more irritating than delightful, consider sidelining them until they can learn to be less of a drag. Don’t get sucked in to their melodrama. They may make you feel like you have no choice, but you totally do, even if it involves you being ever so slightly harsh; when they begin the theatrics, don’t wait until intermission — just get up and leave the theater. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Other people are not you. Don’t project yourself onto them. Some will fail where you succeeded, and some will succeed where you could not. That doesn’t mean you’re not “right” when you observe that something is overwhelmingly difficult, but being a naysayer and telling someone they can’t do something is a pretty lame (and possibly even mean) thing to do. Don’t be such a downer. Try to offer your support, even if you feel cynical or jealous. Perhaps all they need to flourish is what you might have lacked: Someone amazing, like you, who’s willing to help.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Please, never feel like you’re trapped in a situation. Unless you’re duct-taped to a chair in someone’s basement, you have options and choices. They may not always be ideal or even feel tolerable, but they’re there. Telling yourself you don’t have any alternative is a sad story that plays handily right into your martyr complex. Stop repeating that pathetic tale. You’re stronger and more resourceful than that, and even if you’re not enthusiastic about the paths immediately available to you, you’re certainly capable of pursuing them and getting out of the lame circumstances you’ve felt stuck in. Quit whining and get to it. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) People change. Sometimes those changes are temporary, sometimes they’re for good. Being able to figure out which is which is an important skill for you to cultivate. If you like the changes — and a reversion to someone’s old habits would be a deal-breaker, for instance — knowing whether or not they can be counted on is really valuable information. And if you don’t like the changes, being sure things will be back to normal in a month or two will help you “stick it out” instead of freaking out. This week, try to notice the differences between the two kinds of transformations — being able to accurately tell which is which will help you make better decisions in the month to come. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Being micro-managed sucks, doesn’t it? The next time you’ve got someone breathing down your neck to make sure you do
something “right,” try to remember the feeling so you can suppress such urges in yourself whenever you’re in charge. You’ve got strong (and often “correct”) ideas about how things should be done, and your intentions in sharing them with others are good and noble. They’re also mightily annoying. Learning to bite your tongue and leave other people to their own (admittedly less efficient and effective) methods is a wonderful lesson, and this week’s experiences should help you master it. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) What you think are actually “standards” would more accurately be labeled “rules to needlessly limit my life by.” That’s not to say you should abandon all ideas about who or what you want in your life. But you do need to become much, much more flexible regarding them. No one can jump through the series of hoops you’ve set up, and even if there is someone who’s capable, you’ll have no luck getting them to try, because who’d want to be with someone that demanding and particular? Your life’s limitations are completely self-inflicted — and most of them are not actually serving or helping you. Abandon some (or preferably most) of them, and see what magic consequently unfolds. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Sometimes we just have to deal with someone’s drama (because the alternatives are worse). However, this isn’t one of those times. Sure, you’ve tried everything you can think of to minimize the aggravation, and it’s true there’s not much else you can personally do. However, there’s plenty
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Animals and humans alike react violently when they feel cornered or trapped. You can’t blame a dog for biting you if he feels like he has no other choice — if, say, he’d rather run but doesn’t have that option. Be aware of the situations you’re putting others in. Even if they actually have other “outs,” some people may feel like they’re boxed in, anyway, and consequently could lash out in surprising and probably unpleasant ways. You can avoid these situations with clear communication and being careful to put yourself in others’ shoes before you make demands. Have you done that? This week, be sure — before you get into biting range. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Collaborating with other people requires sharing control — something that’s not always easy for you. Here’s the quandary. You know by maintaining full control over something you can make it at least reasonably successful. By sharing that power, you run the risk of utter failure, or at least something less successful than if you’d just maintained a firm grasp of the situation. However, you also create the possibility of the end result being something greater and cooler than you ever imagined. Isn’t that worth the risk, even though it might be frightening? It’s a trade-off, to be sure, but one that’s worth attempting this week and in the weeks to come. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) It’s great to have a plan, but please try to think of it as “Plan B” instead of “The Plan.” This should be your fallback scenario, the thing you do if nothing better, more immediate or more compelling happens. Since life has an occasional tendency to throw surprises your way, trying to steer things back onto your predetermined course will only be exhausting and mostly pointless. Going with the flow is a powerful tool. That doesn’t mean you need to let the current carry you wherever it wants — feel free to steer! But trying to make this the best and most successful ride, in the moment, is not the same thing as trying to make this into the ride you’d previously imagined. W To contact Caeriel, e-mail sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) So their methods aren’t your methods. Instead of rejecting them purely on that basis, consider this: Are their techniques reasonably effective (even if they’re not as “good” in some way as yours)? Are they being ethical and more or less reasonable? If so, then stop condemning them just because they don’t do things the way you do or think they ought to. You did your honorable duty by clearly stating your opinion once, and that’s plenty. Now you have a clear choice: Stay and help them out, their way — or just get out of the way.
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a third party might do to improve the situation (and thus, your overall quality of life). Resist engaging the first person who comes to mind. Instead of aiming for someone who is the most willing, or most available, shoot for the one who is neither of these — but is likely to be the most effective.
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speak and see POETIC Anthology Books (515 Center St., Scranton, above Outrageous, 570.341.1443, scranthology@gmail.com) All events free, unless otherwise noted. ❏ Book Groups • Scranton Interplanetary Literary Agency, a classic science fiction discussion group: 2nd Tues., 6:30 p.m. ❏ Writing Groups • Open writers group: Sat., noon led by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. Bring piece of original writing to discuss and critique. Barnes & Noble WilkesKing’s Booksellers (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) ❏ Events/Book Clubs: • Open Mic Night: last Tues. of every month, 6:30 p.m. • Writer’s Workgroup: Wyoming Valley Wordsmiths: first/third Tues. monthly, 7 p.m. ❏ Children’s Events: • Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 a.m.-noon. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m. Celebrates all types of writing styles, formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to register. Jim Thorpe Arts in Motion (434 Center St., Jim Thorpe, 570.483.8640, jtartsinmotion.com) • Reading the Leaves: Tea, Text and Tarot: March 23, doors 7:30 p.m., reading 8 p.m. Teas, light refreshments. E-Tickets, $10, $12 door. 18+.Reoccurring monthly series, looking for area artists to feature poetry, storytelling, music, performance art, etc.
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Library Express (2nd Floor, Mall at Steamtown, 570.558.1670, Facebook.com/LibraryExpress) • Writers’ Workshop Series: March 14, 6-8 p.m. Jennifer Hill of Paper Kite Press, discussing rules/use of magical realism. • Library Express Book Club: March 15, 6-8 p.m. Always on third Thurs., open to everyone. March’s book: Kate Morton’s “The Distant Hours.” Discounted copies.
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.821.1959) • Socrates Cafe Discussion Group: March 8, 6:30-8 p.m. Discuss/raise questions about topic chosen that evening. • Writers Critique Group: March 13, 6:30-8 p.m. • Wilkes University Dean and Visiting Professor Reading: March. 17, noon-1:30 p.m. Dr. Linda Winkler. Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmemlib@comcast.net) • Crochet Club: Tues. 10 a.m.-noon, Thurs. 6-7:45 p.m., 12+, registration required. Participants bring their own crochet hook, yarn. Call, stop to register. The Vintage Theater (119 Penn Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271, www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com) • Writer’s critique group: Sat., noon-2 p.m. Bring work samples. Free and open to public, donations encouraged. West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) • Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free. Wyoming Valley Poetry Society (P.O. Box 173, Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.3163) • Accepting entries for Annual Student Poetry Contest: Open to grades 1-12. Rhymed or free verse, 32 lines or less, original, unpublished created by student. Submit on 8x11 white paper, typed or written, blue/black ink. On reverse side, name, grade, school, home town, number, teacher’s name. All winners invited to read poem at Fine Arts Fiesta, May 20, 11 a.m. Mail to above address, c/o Jim Spock, by March 31. Notification around May 10. Info: 823.0786
VISUAL AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.org) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Annmarie Ciccarelli and Heather Martyak: through March 31.
Lizza Studios (900 Rutter Ave., Suite 10, Forty Fort, 570.991.6611, betsy@lizzastudios.com) • On display: A private collection of work by Czech artist Colini.
ARTSPACE Gallery (18 N. 7th St., Stroudsburg, artspacegallery.net) • High School Juried Exhibition: March 11-25. Opening reception, March 11, 1-3 p.m.
Osterhout Library (71 S. Franklin
ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lacka-
wanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com) Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat., 11a.m.-2 p.m., or by appointment. • “David Bender:” through March 29. Sculptures, drawings. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Factorium:” through April 2. Photographer Rebecca A. Battle. Free, open to public. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ seniors; $2 children 6-12; members free. • “Posing Beauty in African American Culture:” through April 1. On loan from New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts• “Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: Student Art:” through April 1.
Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/ schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. • 31st Annual Rossetti Memorial Juried Art Show Winners’ Exhibit: through March 28. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) • “Embrace a Mark Ciocca Art Collection:” through March 30. Silk screen, relief prints. Suraci Gallery (Marywood University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, marywood.edu/galleries.) Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m. • Michael Mirabito: Lost Voices-A Remembrance, Poland 1940-1945: through March 18. Photographs, photo encaustic works explore AuschwitzBirkenau, Treblinka World War II concentration camp sites today. Weinberg Memorial Library
(University of Scranton) • “Alphabets from the Zaner-Bloser Collection:” through April 5, Heritage Room. Free during library hours. Call 570.941.6341. Widmann Gallery (Located in King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, WilkesBarre, 570.208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. • “Around the Valley in HDR:” through March 29. Meet the artist reception March 16, 6-8 p.m., free. Robert Broghamer, surrealism-style oil-stained glass pieces, digital photography of local landmarks. W -- compiled by Amanda Riemensnyder, Weekender Intern Send your listings to: weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
Gallery at the Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) • “The Alchemist Cookbook:” through April 22, gallery 1. John Kolbek. • “Far From the Madding Crowd:” through April 22. Photographer Sherwood Samet. The Linder Gallery at Keystone College (570.945.8335, keystone.edu/lindergallery) • Photographs by Jennie Barrese: through March 9. Digital manipulation of photos to produce unusual composites. Mahady Gallery (Marywood University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, marywood.edu/galleries.) Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m. • Photography on Campus: through March 18. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 570.878.3970) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. • Nature’s Finest Art: through March 30. Artists whose subject matter or materials come from the earth. Dana Gabel, Mark Charles Rooney, Amy Lynn Wyman, Bethel Wyman.
Be bold
The work of Annmarie Ciccarelli and Heather Martyak will be on display through Friday, March 30 at AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton). Ciccarelli’s work is abstract, combining bold color with geometric shapes, and she is an artist in residence with the Pennsylvania Council for the Arts. Martyak’s inspiration comes from nature and a connection to something greater in the universe, and she currently works with children at the Endless Mountains Learning Center in New Milford. For more info, call the gallery at 570.969.1040 or visit artistsforart.org. Above, a portion of Martyak’s “Ripples Throughout Space.”
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p until 10 years ago, former radio star Jennifer Starr couldn’t set foot near a horse. Now, she is the Racing Marketing Manager at Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs. Working her way up from casino host to her current position, Jennifer is passionate about the industry and wants to introduce it to a younger demographic. “I get to take my enthusiasm and passion for the sport of horse racing and turn them into fun and exciting promotions and events for the harness track at Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs.” Read a little more about Jennifer Starr and her position at the racetrack. What made you choose your profession? I believe this profession chose me! I started at MSPD as a casino host and volunteered at racetrack events whenever I had free time because I was such a huge fan. I’m about to start my second racing season with the track, and I love to go to work! Community involvement: Lending a hand to local animal shelters to raise money for homeless animals and spreading the word to spay/neuter your pets! I also work with Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue in New Jersey and help transport homeless hounds that are surrendered in our area to Tri-State’s shelter so they can be happily adopted. In addition, since 2006, when I followed the Barbaro story, I have gotten involved with raising money to help find a cure for laminitis, which is often fatal to horses, and helping in the fight to stop horse slaughter. Hobbies: Handicapping, traveling to racetracks, photography, reading, walking my dogs, designing and creating hats, hanging with good friends. Claim to fame: I have had several memorable moments, but two of my favorites involved my hat creations! At the Belmont Stakes in New York in June of 2010, I was wearing one of my famous hats and was spotted by the ESPN cameraman, who immediately shot some footage of me. Minutes later, I started getting text messages from friends back home letting me know they just saw me on ESPN! A Long Island newspaper took my photo also and it was featured in the coverage of the race that was carried in The Times Leader. A few years before that, in 2008, when Big Brown was going for the Triple Crown, the photographer from the New York Daily News snapped my picture in my “Big Brown” hat creation, and out of more than 100,000 fans at Belmont Park that day, I was one of 14 pictures featured in the paper and on its website! One thing most people don’t know about me: My age. Mum’s the word. One thing I’ve always wanted to do: Own a house on the beach and own a racehorse. What I wanted to be when I grew up: A sportscaster.
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GTRedCONVERTIBLE with black top. 6,500 miles. One Owner. Excellent Condition. $17,500 570-760-5833
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112K miles. Blue, 5 speed. Air, power windows/locks, CD/cassette, Keyless entry, sunroof, new battery. Car drives and has current PA inspection. Slight rust on corner of passenger door. Clutch slips on hard acceleration. This is why its thousands less than Blue Book value. $6,500 OBO. Make an offer! Call 570-592-1629
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12,000 miles. With windshield. Runs excellent. Many extras including gunfighter seat, leather bags, extra pipes. New tires & battery. Asking $4,000 firm. (570) 814-1548
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45,000 miles • 350 Rocket engine • Fender skirts • Always garaged Will sell for $6,000 Serious inquires only 570690-0727
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BMW 2010 K1300S
Only 460 miles! Has all bells & whistles. Heated grips, 12 volt outlet, traction control, ride adjustment on the fly. Black with lite gray and red trim. comes with BMW cover, battery tender, black blue tooth helmet with FM stereo and black leather riding gloves (like new). paid $20,500. Sell for
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King of the Highway! Mint original antique show winner. Factory spot lights, wide white tires, biggest Harley built. Only 28,000 original miles! Never needs inspection, permanent registration. $7,995 OBO 570-905-9348
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Super Lite Fifth Wheel. LCD/DVD flat screen TV, fireplace, heated mattress, ceiling fan, Hide-a-Bed sofa, outside speakers & grill, 2 sliders, aluminum wheels, , awning, microwave oven, tinted safety glass windows, fridge & many accessories & options. Excellent condition, $22,500. 570-868-6986
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24’ Travel trailer. Sleeps 7, two queen beds, tinted windows, 17’ awning, fridge, microwave, oven/range, sofa bed, water heater. A/C, one slide out, smoke free, only $14,995. 570-868-6426 WINNEBAGO ‘02 ADVENTURER 35 Foot, double slides, V-10 Ford. Central air, full awnings, one owner, pet & smoke free. Excellent condition and low mileage. $68,000. Call 570-594-6496
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with beige leather interior. 22” rims. Runs great. $8,500 Call 570-861-0202
CHEVY `99 SILVERADO Auto. V6 Vortec.
Standard cab. 8’ bed with liner. Dark Blue. 98,400 miles. $4,999 or best offer 570-823-8196
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CHRYSLER `02 TOWN & COUNTRY
Luxury people mover! 87,300 well maintained miles. This like-new van has third row seating, power side & rear doors. Economical V6 drivetrain and all available options. Priced for quick sale $6,295. Generous trade-in allowances will be given on this top-of-the-line vehicle. Call Fran 570-466-2771 Scranton
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Red, XLT, Original non-smoking owner, garaged, synthetic oil since new, excellent in and out. New tires and battery. 90,000 miles. $7,500 (570) 403-3016
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JEEP 97 GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO 4.0-ATM, 4WD, 128,000 miles, full power, minor body & mechanical work needed for state inspection. Recent radiator & battery. $2,500. OBO. 570-239-8376
MERCURY `03 MOUNTAINEER
AWD. Third row seating. Economical 6 cylinder automatic. Fully loaded with all available options. 93k pampered miles. Garage kept. Safety / emissions inspected and ready to go. Sale priced at $8,995. Trade-ins accepted. Tag & title processing available with purchase. Call Fran for an appointment to see this outstanding SUV. 570-466-2771 Scranton
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OUTLANDER SPORT SE AWD, Black interi-
or/exterior, start/ stop engine with keyless entry, heated seats, 18” alloy wheels, many extra features. Only Low Miles. 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. $22,500. Willing to negotiate. Serious inquires only - must sell, going to law school. (570) 793-6844
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Duties include but are not limited to Customer Service, Clerical, Routing, Billing etc: Transportation, Warehouse & Logistics back round experience preferred. M-F Day Shift Office Environment . Apply in person or via email: Calex 58 Pittston Ave Pittston, PA or hr@calexlogistics.com EOE
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removable hard top, power windows, AM /FM radio with cassette player, CD player, automatic, 4 new tires. Champagne exterior; Italian red leather interior inside. Garage kept, excellent condition. Reduced price to $26,000. Call 570-825-6272
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Explore exciting career opportunities with a leader in Heavy Construction Services & Products, Glenn O. Hawbaker, Inc. GOH was founded in 1952 and has grown to over 40 locations throughout PA and southern NY. Some of the positions we are currently looking to fill in the Eastern and Northeastern regions of PA include: • Plant Leaders • Tri-Axle Drivers • Superintendent • Regional Transportation Manager • Service Truck Driver – Paving • Bituminous Plant Tech. • Mechanics • Laborer • Foreman Sr. • Aggregate Technician • And many more! We offer competitive wages and one of the best benefit packages in the state. To learn more or to apply prior to visiting us at the job fair, you may visit our website: www.gohcareers.com. GOH is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Females and Minorities are encouraged to apply. An Equal Opportunity Employer
Gassearch Drilling Services Corporation GasSearch Drilling Services Corporation is looking to fill the following positions:
WATER TRUCK & WINCH TRUCK DRIVERS ROUSTABOUTS/LABORERS Benefits include:
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Apply within or online: GasSearch Drilling Corporation 8283 Hwy 29 Montrose, PA 18801 570-278-7118 www.gassearchdrilling.com
At Telerx, our people are our most valuable asset because it takes great people to make a great company. That’s why we are looking for “higher” caliber people to join our team. If you’re a star and are looking for a new career...Telerx is hiring!
INBOUND CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS
FULL-TIME NO WEEKENDS OR HOLIDAYS April Start Dates Shifts To Be Determined
BILINGUAL FRENCH/ENGLISH CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS FULL-TIME Receive an extra $4.00 per hour!!
We are in need of people who can read, write and speak fluent English and French to join the inbound call center for one of our clients. Strong interpersonal and PC skills are essential. Experience a plus but not required. No weekends required.
We offer competitive pay and GREAT benefits!
MotorWorld is HIRING!!!! We are a Growing and Stable Organization looking to hire the Best of the Best for our Sales and Service Departments.
• SALES MANAGER • SERVICE TECHNICIANS • ALIGNMENT TECHNICIAN • QUICK LUBE/OIL TECHNICIANS • SERVICE ADVISORS • WARRANTY ADMINISTRATOR • LOT ATTENDANTS/PORTERS • SHUTTLE DRIVERS (PART TIME) • DETAILERS • F&I MANAGER • SALES ASSOCIATES • PRE-OWNED SALES ASSOCIATES
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Robyn Schuerholz Corporate Recruiter 570-991-6241 staffing@mileone.com www.motorworldjobs.com 150 MotorWorld Drive Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702 In the Wyoming Valley we represent Acura, Cadillac, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Honda, Hyundai, Lexus, Mercedes-Benz, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Scion & Sprinter
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Auto Parts
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Inside Claims Adjusters GWC Warranty, a national vehicle service contract provider located in Wilkes-Barre, is looking for Inside Claims Adjusters. Qualified candidates must possess knowledge of the automotive repair industry, excellent communication and negotiation skills, and demonstrated ability to set priorities. Experienced Franchised Dealer Service Writers, Managers and Technicians are particularly encouraged to apply. The Company offers a competitive starting salary and benefits package including medical benefits and 401(k).
Interested candidates may submit their resumes via email to
careers@gwcwarranty.com or by fax at 570-456-0967
NOW HIRING CLASS A OTR DRIVERS Van Hoekelen Greenhouses is a family owned business located in McAdoo, PA. We have immediate openings for reliable full-time tractor trailer drivers, to deliver product to our customers across the 48 states. Our premier employment package includes: • Hourly Pay- including paid detention time, and guaranteed 8 hours per day • Safety Bonus - $.05/mile paid quarterly • Great Benefits - 100% paid health insurance, vision, dental, life, STD, 401K, vacation time, and holiday pay. • Pet & Rider Program • Well maintained freightliners and reefer trailers • Continuous year-round steady work with home time
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Requirements are: Valid Class A CDL, minimum 1 year OTR experience, must lift 40lbs, and meet driving and criminal record guidelines
PLEASE CONTACT SHARON AT 800-979-2022 EXT 1914, Mail resume to P.O. Box 88, McAdoo, PA 18237 or Fax to 570-929-2260 Visit our website at www.vhgreenhouses.com for more details.
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Tractor-Trailer Drivers Home 48 hours EVERY Week Hiring company drivers and OwnerOperators to run out of Hazleton Pa. Home 48 hours weekly, run NY to NC. Pickup & delivery, drop & hook, and terminal-to-terminal runs. Full company benefit package. Company $1,250 gross weekly, Owner-operator $2,350+ after fuel take home weekly. HOUFF TRANSFER is well known for outstanding customer service, safety, and reliability. Requires 5+ years experience, Hazmat, safe driving record. Owner-Operator equipment less than 5 years old.
Info Ed Miller @ 877-234-9233 • 540-234-9233 Apply www.houff.com
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Cafeteria Workers THE NUTRITION GROUP at Wilkes-Barre Area School District and Wilkes-Barre Career & Tech Center are accepting applications for Cafeteria Workers. Wilkes-Barre Career & Tech Center has an IMMEDIATE OPENING 4 days a week/4 hours a day. Wilkes-Barre Area School District and Wilkes-Barre Career & Tech are accepting applications for SUBSTITUTE cafeteria workers. Applicants must be able to lift at least 20 pounds and work on their feet in a busy kitchen environment for the duration of the shift. Interested applicants may call WBASD Food Service at 826-7115 or WBCTC Food Service at 822-4131 Ext.108 for information or to pick up an application at the WBASD Food Service Office at Heights-Murray Elementary School, 1 Sherman Street, Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18702.
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INVISIBLE FENCE INSTALLER
“Invisible Fence” technology keeps dogs safer. Training is provided to operate ditch witch and install underground wire and components. Full time physical job. Must have good math skills, clean driving record and be courteous. Must pass physical & drug test. Call or email Brian at Harvis Interview Service for application or questions: 542-5330 or ifnepa. jobs@gmail.com
Lawn Mower Mechanic Full or Part Time.
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Manufacturing company is looking for an Entry Level Network Administrator who sets up, configures, and supports internal and/or external networks. Develops and maintains all systems, applications, security, and network configurations. Troubleshoots network performance issues and creates and maintains a disaster recovery plan. Recommends upgrades, patches, and new applications and equipment. Provides technical support and guidance to users. The successful candidate must work independently; have 2 to 3 years prior experience. Must have working knowledge of fundamental operations of windows based servers, Windows XP, Windows 7, Networking Microsoft office; prior experience handling customer questions is a must. We offer a competitive salary and benefits package. Send resume and salary history to: C/O TIMES LEADER BOX 3025 15 N. MAIN ST. WILKES-BARRE, PA 18711-0250
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DRIVER CLASS A CDL HD S UPPLY
MOUNTAIN TOP, PA Apply online at www.hdsupply. com/careers Job Req # 69703 Minimum 2 years experience required Flatbed experience helpful. Clean driving record. 5 day work week, home nightly. Competitive pay, great benefits AA/EEO
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CDL-A Required. Full time position.
No overnight. Apply in person. AQUA LEISURE POOLS 185 N. WILKES-BARRE BLVD., WILKES-BARRE (570) 822-1188 GENERAL
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We Need Your Help!
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EDUCATION As proven leaders in early childhood education and family development, Luzerne County Head Start is dedicated to enhancing the quality of life for over 1000 children and families in Luzerne and Wyoming Counties. We are looking for dedicated, enthusiastic individuals to become a member of the Head Start Team as a CLASSROOM SUBSTITUTE in our preschool centers! We have vacancies in following areas: Hazleton, Wilkes-Barre, Nanticoke and West Side. Visit our website at www.lchs.hsweb.org for details. Submit resume/cover letter and 3 letters of reference to LCHS, ATTN: Human Resources, PO Box 540, Wilkes-Barre, PA 187030540. Fax #570-829-6580. Current ACT 34, ACT 151 and FBI Clearances are required for employment. E.O.E. M/F/V/H. NO PHONE CALLS
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1298 Keystone Blvd. Pottsville, PA 17901 Phone: 570-544-3140 • Fax: 570-544-8084 Fanelli Brothers Trucking has established a new and increased driver pay package and an increased sign on bonus. Due to additional business, Fanelli Bros. Trucking Co. is adding both regional and local drivers to our Pottsville, PA terminal operation. Drivers are home most nights throughout the week. Drivers must have 2-3 years of OTR experience, acceptable MVR and pass a criminal background check.
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Train in Schnecksville, or receive CDL training at these additional locations: Berks Career & Technology Center and CAT-Pickering Campus in Phoenixville
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Mid-Atlantic Youth Services Corporation (MAYS), manager and operator of PA Child Care, offers outstanding career opportunities for qualified candidates. MAYS provides specialized treatment and detention services to alleged/adjudicated males and females, ages 12 to 20 We are currently accepting applications for: • Full Time and Part Time Direct Care Staff to work with adjudicated youth in a secure treatment setting. All candidates must be 21 years of age or older, have a valid PA driver’s license. Pay based on experience and qualifications. Benefit package includes health, vision, dental, life insurance, and 401K. All qualified candidates must submit to pre-employment drug testing, obtain child abuse and criminal background clearances, and be able to effectively manage youth in a residential setting. For more information on PA Child Care, please visit www.midatlanticyouth.com Please send resume to Melissa Sweetz-Rusonis/HR Manager Mid-Atlantic Youth Services, 701 Sathers Drive Pittston, PA 18640 Email resumes in MS WORD FORMAT to msweetz@midatlanticyouth.com
746 Jefferson Avenue Scranton, PA 18510
880 SR 6 Tunkhannock, PA 18657
128 W. Washington Street Nanticoke, PA 18643
Explore exciting career opportunities in clinical, ancillary, and administrative support services in three facilities serving Northeastern Pennsylvania.
Learn more about Regional Hospital of Scranton; Tyler Memorial Hospital, Tunkhannock and Special Care Hospital, Nanticoke. We offer excellent working conditions, competitive compensation and a comprehensive benefit package, with a generous paid time off plan, tuition reimbursement and on-site employee gym.
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Interested candidates please submit your resume to: Gretchen Eagen – Human Resources Regional Hospital of Scranton 746 Jefferson Avenue Scranton, PA 18501 Apply Online: www.regionalhospitalofscranton.net 570-348-7045 (Fax). Regional Hospital of Scranton, Tyler Memorial Hospital and Special Care Hospital do not discriminate against any person on the basis of race, color, national origin, disability, or age in admission, treatment, or publication in its programs, services and activities, or in employment.
KINGSTON COMMONS Hiring for the Following positions: SOCIAL SERVICE DIRECTOR Full-Time NURSING Full-Time Staff Development, R.N. Wound Care, R.N. RN’s & LPN’s Part-Time & Per Diem All Shifts CNA’s Full-Time & Part-Time 7a-3p • 3p-11p DIETARY Cooks & Aides Part-Time Flexible Hours
KINGSTON COMMONS A NOT FOR PROFIT CORPORATION
E.O.E. • Drug Free Workplace
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Due to our continued growth, Bolus Freight Systems is expanding its fleet of company drivers. Company drivers will enjoy dedicated runs or regional runs. You can be home every night or every weekend, the choice is yours. You can earn in excess of $1400 per week, and you will be driving a new or late model truck. Part time and weekend work also available. This is a career opportunity for dependable drivers to work for an industry leader and one of the highest paying companies in the business. We offer a performance bonus, paid vacations and holidays, medical and life insurance as well as 401K. For more information call: 1-800-444-1497 ext 721 or hit ‘0’ and ask for Carl or Joe D.
Find Your Ideal Employee! Place an ad and end the search! 570-829-7130 ask for an employment specialist
Drivers Needed to Service Accounts Will train. Excellent
salary plus commission. Cash daily. Medical benefits plus pension. Work locally or nationwide. Call between 8am-6pm. Job info 201-708-6546 Manager 732-642-3719
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Drivers-CDL-A: Local Hazleton Dedicated route! Home every night! Great Pay, Benefits! Estenson Logistics. Apply: www.goelc.com 1-866-336-9642
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R EQUIREMENTS : 2 years Truck Driving Experience, able to drive 20’ box truck, must be able to meet DOT requirements, must be able to work flexible hours, must be able to meet physical requirements. Pay based on experience. Standard benefits available to include medical, dental and vacation. Apply at: U’SAGAIN RECYCLING 486 S. EMPIRE ST. WILKES-BARRE 570-270-2670
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Triad Isotopes, Inc., the fastest growing radiopharmaceutical company in the nation, is seeking a
Correctional Care, Inc, an established local medical company has an immediate opening for full time Registered Nurses at the Lackawanna County Prison for the 3:00pm to 11:00pm shift. We offer competitive salaries including shift differentials, full benefits package, paid time off and adequate staffing levels. Correctional nursing experience helpful but not necessary. Please fax or mail resume and salary history to Correctional Care, Inc, 4101 Birney Ave, Moosic, PA 18507 Attn: Human Resources, Call 570-343-7364, Fax 570-343-7367.
DIRECT CARE WORKER LINE UP Allied Services
In-Home Services division has parttime weekend night shift hours available in Luzerne County. Minimum of one (1) year home care experience and valid PA driver’s license required. If interested, please apply online at: www. allied-services.org or call Trish Tully at (570) 348-2237. BILINGUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE ENCOURAGED TO APPLY. ALLIED SERVICES IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.
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Residential Care Aides Part time positions. Dayshift, 11p-7a and weekend only shifts available. Looking for caring & compassionate people for Alzheimer’s assisted living facility. Must be a high school graduate. Reliable applicants need only apply. No phone calls please. APPLY WITHIN.
KEYSTONE GARDEN ESTATES
100 NARROWS RD ROUTE 11, LARKSVILLE
Say it HERE in the Classifieds! 570-829-7130
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COUNTRY CLUB Seasonal positions. Golf Course or Landscape experience is preferred but not necessary. Call 823-0740 for an interview.
Banquet Servers & Waitstaff Seasonal & Part
Time Positions. Experience preferred. Flexible schedule.
Snack Bar Attendant
Seasonal position from April to November. Hourly rate, plus tips. Daytime hours. Pick up an application at the Wyoming Valley Country Club or download one at our website www.wvcc1896.com
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pharmacy. Safe and timely delivery of products and various lab duties; Shifts vary- avg 20 hrs/wk, rotating weekends. High school diploma or equivalent is required. Position additionally requires light, occasional physical effort to move, lift & deliver containers up to 65lbs., ability to operate a company provided vehicle and maintain a valid driver’s license. Candidates must successfully complete a pre-employment drug screen and criminal background check. Applications taken 10:00 - 01:00 at: Triad Isotopes – 300C Laird Street. No phone calls please. EOE/AA/DFWP
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Powder Coat Technicians MULTIPLE POSITIONS AVAILABLE Proven and experienced technicians required to support our multi-shift operation. Experience in pre-treatment of product and powder set up and application required. APPLY IN PERSON AT: 1170 LOWER DEMUNDS ROAD DALLAS, PA 18612 A DRUG-FREE WORKPLACE
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Fortis Institute gives you all this: Convenient campus locations, flexible schedules, career placement assistance for all graduates and financial aid for those who qualify.
Call Now!
1.855.561.4721 www.FortisInstitute.edu
Programs offered:
NOW HIRING
• Medical Assistant Technician • Business Administration/Accounting • Criminal Justice • ECG/Phlebotomy/Lab Assistant • Electrical Trades • Health Information Technician • Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning and Refrigeration • Massage Therapist • Medical Assistant • Medical Transcription/Insurance Billing Specialist • Paralegal • Pharmacy Technician
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General Labor Positions in Pittston, Scranton and Hazleton Various Shifts $8 - $10.76 per hour Distribution Clerks & Pharmacy Techs in Wilkes-Barre Various Shifts $9 - $10.50 per hour AR/AP and Data Entry in Scranton and Wilkes-Barre Monday-Friday 8a-5p $10.50 - $13.79 per hour DIRECT HIRE – Maintenance Technician $16 - $20 per hour based on qualifications CALL ADECCO TODAY 570.451.3726 Or Visit Our Booth at the Career Fair
HS diploma or GED required Day and Evening Classes Available
Formerly Allied Medical and Technical Institute
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For consumer information, visit www.Fortis.edu.
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We Put Americans Back To Work New Horizons Computer Learning Centers
CHIMNEY SUPPLY Inc Olympia Chimney Supply, Inc. is a locally owned and operated manufacturer of stainless steel chimney relining and venting systems located in Scranton. We are currently accepting resumes and applications for the following positions:
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Interested in a career as an IT or healthcare professional? New Horizons has programs for new or experienced individuals.
• Sheet Metal Fabricators • Pickers/Packers • Warehouse Personnel • Sales Professionals • Shift Leaders • Customer Service • Engineers/Draftsmen Representatives and Technical Advisors
Military Spouses take advantage of MyCAA training dollars.
Please stop by our booth to drop off your resume or fill out an application. You can also submit your resume via email or fax to Human Resources at dhamilton@olympiachimney.com or (570) 496-8894
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PART - TIME EMPLOYMENT AVAILABLE THE AREA AGENCY ON AGING FOR LUZERNE/WYOMING COUNTIES
THE MATURE WORKER PROGRAM 1-800-252-1521 or (570) 822-1158 • www.matureworkerlw.org Sponsored by the Board of Commissioners of Luzerne/Wyoming Counties
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Join Our Team at Allied Services! • • • • •
Variety of positions available in the Wilkes-Barre and Scranton Area:
RNs & LPNs Certified Nurse Aides Physical Therapists/PT Assistants Occupational Therapists/COTAs Speech Therapists
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The Greater Hazleton Health Alliance has the following full time openings:
Physical Therapist -- FT Medical Technologists/Med. Lab Tech -FT/PT Critical Care Nurse Manager - FT Pharmacy Director -- FT Home Health (RN) Manager -- FT Trauma Program Coordinator - FT IS Programmer Analyst -- FT RN’s -- FT/PT
Competitive Salary commensurate with experience. Full Benefits package including medical, dental and vision coverage, tuition reimbursement, 401k. If interested, please apply online at: www.allied-services.org Allied Services Human Resource Department 100 Abington Executive Park, Clarks Summit, PA 18411 Fax (570) 348-1294 For more information, please contact Human Resources at (570) 348-1348 or 1-800-368-3910
(OR, ED, Med./Surg., Home Health, Telemetry)
Excellent benefit package for full time employees, which includes medical, dental, vision, tuition reimbursement and defined contribution plan. Candidates interested in joining our team can forward their resume in confidence to: jobs@ghha.org
Miracles in rehab performed daily.™
Employment Applications are available for download from our web site at www.ghha.org
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Bi-lingual applicants are encouraged to apply. Allied Services is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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First Quality is a privately-held group of manufacturing companies who are leaders in their respective field. The organization is run by hands-on owners with dynamic expansion plans to significantly increase the size of the business over the next few years. We are looking for the following positions for our state-of-the-art, non-wovens facility in Hazleton, PA. The company’s philosophy and work environment has been created by an ownership that places a premium on integrity, honesty and teamwork. As important as a candidate’s qualifications, is their ability to work closely with their colleagues and strive in a politics and ego free atmosphere. Excellent compensation and benefit package including relocation assistance!
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Romark Logistics is a state-of-the-art, climate controlled, distribution center on Route 924 in Hazle Township, PA within the Humboldt Industrial Park. We are currently recruiting Assistant Machine Operators, Co-Pack Supervisor, Machine Operators, Maintenance Associate & Warehouse Associates for all shifts. The Assistant Machine Operator is responsible for completing routine maintenance checks and inspections of machinery. Assist machine operator and quality to ensure production and paperwork is complete accurately and timely. Assists in the staging of raw materials using a standard forklift. Ability to work in a team and motivate others to achieve department goals. Knowledge of software applications in word processing and spreadsheets. The Co-Pack Supervisor is responsible to assist the Co-Pack Manager in directing and monitoring the use of all shift resources to meet or exceed quality and productivity goals in a safe, clean and organized working environment, in response to workload demands, and in compliance with company practice and policy. 2-3 years supervisory/ management experience in a materials and logistics environment. Strong computer skills related to the use of SAP, Microsoft Office products, Warehouse and Inventory Management systems and Productivity Tracking Software. The Machine Operator is responsible for leading a team of 12 Associates through the process of sorting and packaging pre-wrapped food items on an integrated packaging machine. Performs maintenance repairs, monitors inventory levels, performs quality audits and collects performance data. 2 years’ experience operating an Ishida Scale preferred. 2 year degree in a mechanical or engineering field preferred. Bi-lingual and experience with SPC and PLC’s a plus. The Maintenance Associate will provide a proactive, positive and responsible approach to facility maintenance repairs, preventative maintenance and facility inspection programs. Duties include, but not limited to, general facility repairs, painting, record keeping, equipment testing and inspections. The ideal candidate will have a strong mechanical aptitude, ability to work independently or as part of a team and a proven track record in similar roles. Additionally, the candidate must have 3-5 years of experience in a facility maintenance role and experience with electrical, plumbing, painting, carpentry, welding, pneumatics and hydraulics. The Warehouse Associate performs all functions in the Distribution Center including but not limited to: operating a variety of material handling equipment including deep reach stand-up forklifts and slip sheet machines, manually picking cases, palletizing and hand shrink wrapping pallets. Ideal candidates will have a minimum of oneyear experience working with forklifts and RF scanners in a computerized inventory control system. This is a physically demanding job requiring the lifting of heavy cases repetitiously. Must be available to work overtime. • • • •
We offer an excellent benefit and compensation package. Medical, prescription, vision, and dental. Paid vacation and holidays. Paid Life Insurance, STD and LTD. 401k and Profit Sharing Plan.
Interested individuals can complete an application at:
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• Our Booth at the Career Fair on March 13th • PA CareerLink, Hazleton Center - 75 North Laurel Street - Hazleton, PA 18201 • Applications may also be obtained from Security at the Romark facility. 546 Can-Do Expressway Hazle Township, PA 18202 No phone calls please. Successful completion of a pre-employment physical, drug screen and background check is required for all qualified applicants. Equal Opportunity Employer
PRODUCTION WORKERS and INDUSTRIAL MAINTENANCE TECHNICIANS
Plastic manufacturing plant in Mountaintop, Pennsylvania searching candidates for the following positions: MACHINE OPERATORS Working only 3 or 4 days per week, 12 hours shift days or nights INDUSTRIAL MAINTENANCE TECHNICIANS With at least 4 years experience in industry performing industrial mechanical/electrical repairs to industrial machinery, plastics experience preferred (experience AC/DC drives, gear boxes, 480 volt; variable frequency drives, PLC, etc.) MAINTENANCE MANAGER With at least 5 years of Industrial Maintenance Management experience, BLOWN FIM EXPERIENCE a must. Excellent compensation program Competitive benefits for you and your family Opportunity for promotion within Must be able to lift up to 65 lbs. Apply NOW @ AEP INDUSTRIES, INC. 8 a.m. until 4 p.m. 20 Elmwood Avenue Crestwood Industrial Park Mountaintop, PA 18707 EOE * A drug free workplace
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05-2781 © 2012 Northwestern Mutual is the marketing name for The Northwesteren Mutual Life Insurance Company, Milwaukee, WI (NM) (life and disability insurance, annuities) and its subsidiaries. Northwesteren Mutual Investment Services, LLC (NMIS) (securities), a subsidiary of NM, broker-dealer, registered investment adviser, and member of FINRA and SIPC. Kevin R Palmiter, District Agent(s) of NM. Managing Director are not in legal partnership with each other, NM or its affiliates. Kevin R Palmiter, Registered Representative(s) of NMIS. FORTUNE® magazine, March 21, 2011.
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Golden Technologies, Inc. has been manufacturing durable medical equipment in our area over 26 years. We are proud to be the largest facility in the world dedicated solely to the manufacturer of lift chairs. We provide many local jobs which help strengthen our region’s economy.
We are seeking candidates for Production positions in; Quality, Warehouse, and Assembly. We also employ more skilled positions as Sewers, Upholsterers, Customer Service Representatives, Technical Service Representatives, Sales and other Office Positions. We offer Competitive Wages, Medical, 40lk, Paid Time off, Holidays and are located right between Wilkes-Barre and Scranton. Please stop by our booth at the job fair and see what opportunities are available Send your resume or apply in person at our Old Forge Facility between 9am-4:30pm M-F: Send resume to jobs@goldentech.com or Apply within:
An Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action/Drug Free Workplace Employer
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401 Bridge Street • Old Forge, PA 18518
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Do You Want the Opportunity to be Part of a Winning Team? Are You Driven to Work in a Fast Paced Environment? If this sounds like you, we may be your ideal company. As one of the most successful retail companies worldwide, we are eager to share our success with you. Whatever your individual talents or interests, it’s more than likely that we have exactly what you are looking for. With an extensive range of career options, The TJX Companies, Inc. stand out as one of the most successful retail companies worldwide and we are eager to share this success with you. Located in Pittston, just minutes from the PA Turnpike and I-81, we are a company committed to variety and diversity. Currently, positions are available in the following areas:
DISTRIBUTION SUPERVISORS DC SUPERVISORS GENERAL GENERAL WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE T.J. Maxx offers advancement opportunities, medical, dental and life insurance, 401(k), paid vacation and paid sick time, in-store discounts, and a clean, safe working environment. Interested applicants may obtain position information and apply on-line at: www.careers-tjx.com General Warehouse applicants may apply in person at: 4000 OldďŹ eld Blvd. Pittston, Pa 18640 For directions, please call 570-603-5890
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RADIO PRODUCTION DIRECTOR
The Bold Gold Media Group has an immediate opening for radio production director in our Scranton area facility. The successful candidate will manage the production department, including voicing and producing commercials. The production director works closely with the sales, programming and promotion departments and with station clients. A high level of organization and a sense of creativity is required. Knowledge of Scott Studios, Adobe editing and FTP is a plus, as is experience in radio production. APPLY BY EMAIL WITH RESUME TO: BSPINELLI@ BOLDGOLDMEDIA.COM. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER —-M.F.
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Antiques & Collectibles
FOOTBALL CARDS NY Giants, 70 cards, $7. College football players on pro teams, Penn State. 207 cards $15. Moving out of state, must sell. 570-313-5214 PIANO Livingston upright player piano, pump style with approximate 35 music rolls. Ground level removal. $125. 570-479-2322 YEARBOOKS: From Northwest High ‘73, ‘76, ‘77 & ‘78. Souderton High ‘61. South Hills High ‘50. MMI Prep ‘84. $25 & up. 570-825-4721
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FREEZER 16 cu. ft. upright, works, older, not frost free, good for cabin, etc. FREE 333-4199
600 FINANCIAL 630 Money To Loan “We can erase your bad credit 100% GUARANTEED.” Attorneys for the Federal Trade Commission say they’ve never seen a legitimate credit repair operation. No one can legally remove accurate and timely information from your credit report. It’s a process that starts with you and involves time and a conscious effort to pay your debts. Learn about managing credit and debt at ftc. gov/credit. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.
FREEZER Arctic Air Commercial with custom shelf/shield, like new, only used 1 year $800. 570-262-8811
GENE S RECONDITIONED APPLIANCES 60 Day Warranty Monday-Friday 8:00PM-5:00PM Saturday 8:00AM-11:00AM Gateway Shopping Center Kingston, PA
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MINI FREEZER works good. $50. 570-336-2944
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AIR CONDITIONER, large, used one season. $115 570-822-9617
To place your ad Call Toll Free 1-800-427-8649 REFRIGERATOR Whirlpool side by side, white, ice & water in the door, brand new, must sell, $575. call 4724744 or 824-6533
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Antiques & Collectibles
COIN silver gun Spencer repeating rifle on front, some history on back. Approximately 0.678 oz .999 silver. $35. 570-262-0708 COINS. Washington quarters ‘32-’34D, ‘35, ‘36, ‘36D-37. $90. 570-287-4135
REFRIGERATOR Whirlpool side by side, white, ice & water in the door, brand new, must sell, $575. call 4724744 or 824-6533
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PRESSURE COOKER, electric Wolfgang Puck Bistro Collection 7.5 quart complete with inner basket for steaming, instruction/ recipe book and additional glass lid for serving. Never used. $50. 570-283-3574
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Baby Items
CRADLE & SWING: baby girl purple fisher Price purchased at Babies R Us. paid $169. asking $70. Excellent condition. 570-301-3484 or 570-631-6635 PAMPERS 2 cases boys Ez Up Pampers size 4t-5t 78 count. $35. 570-675-5878
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Building Materials
BASEBOARD Marley 6’ electric baseboard heaters, 2 each. Model 2546 WC. Like New, $40 for both. 824-5588
Shopping for a new apartment? Classified lets you compare costs without hassle or worry! Get moving with classified! BAY WINDOW new, never installed 91” x58” with screens, finished inside Pad $1600. Sacrifice $700. firm Great buy. 570-457-7854 PORCH & STEPS $80, STEPS. $40.For Mobile Home. Negotiable 570-693-1304 SOLID PAVER BRICKS for sidewalks, color red with variations. Approximately 936 available. $0.30 each. Call 696-1267. WINDOW. Double hung. Low E, Argon gas. White. 28 1/4 x 45, still in box. $100 570-288-7753
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AUTOMOTIVE SALES CONSULTANTS Valley Chevrolet is seeking individuals who are self-starters, team-oriented and driven. (No experience necessary)
We Offer: • Salary & Commission • Benefits • 401k Plan • 5 Day Work Week • Huge New & Used Inventory Apply in person to: Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager Rick Merrick, Sales Manager
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SUPERVISOR Sapa, the world s leading supplier of value added aluminum profiles, has an opening at its Mountain Top location for a Production Supervisor on our weekend (5th shift, 3-13 hour days, Friday/ Saturday/Sunday nights, 6pm to 7am). The successful candidate will be responsible for supervision of the operations on the manufacturing shop floor. The successful candidate must have a minimum of 2 years supervisory experience in a manufacturing setting and possess leadership skills that promote teamwork, accountability, and continuous improvement within a work group. Qualified applicants should send a resume with salary requirements to Teresa.mandzak@sapagroup.com or mail resume to:
Sapa Extruder, Inc. 330 Elmwood Avenue Mountain Top, PA 18707 Attn: Human Resources E.O.E No Phone Calls Please
PRODUCTION WORKERS Sapa Extruder, Inc., a manufacturing facility that extrudes, anodizes and fabricates aluminum, located in Mountain Top, is looking to hire Production Workers for its 5th shift-(3-12 hour days, Friday/Saturday/ Sunday; 6:45pm-6:45am). Starting rate is $13.81 per hour which includes shift differentials. Positions are operator positions that can expect 4 raises within the next two years (contract and step raises). Minimum 3rd year rate $18.59, maximum 3rd year rate $21.56. Prior experience in a manufacturing setting is a plus. Must meet minimum hiring requirements. If you feel you would qualify as a candidate, please submit a resume to:
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Maple Lawn Section of Dennison Cemetery. Section ML. $450 each. 570-822-1850
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KENNETH COLE Beige, size 6, hardly worn. $75. 570-855-5385 HOLY COMMUNION DRESS size 8, gorgeous. Originally $149 asking $40. 570-592-8915
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Exercise Equipment
STATIONARY BIKE Weslo pursuit 350 $50. PROFORM XP 160 elliptical machine $200. please leave message @ 823-9320 TEETER hang ups inversion table. Like new, used very little. Paid $300, sacrifice for $125. I can’t use due to medical problem. If interested call 836-0304.
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Friendship House is looking for qualified candidates to join the new and exciting Early Childhood Clinical Home Team for Trauma Informed Care. The team will provide services and interventions that are sensitive to trauma histories of the youth and family and promote healing and recovery in the community. Mental Health Professionals: The clinical professionals on the team are Master s degree prepared clinicians. Training and experience in family systems and trauma informed care preferred. Must have one of the following licenses/certifications: 1. License in social work 2. License in psychology 3. License as a professional counselor 4. License in nursing with additional certification by the American Nurses Credentialing Center (ANCC) or the American Academy of Nurse Practitioners (AANP) certification as a Certified Registered Nurse Practitioner 5. Certification as a national board certified counselor. Behavioral Health Worker: The BHW is a bachelor s prepared individual with at least 2 years experience in a clinical setting. Under the supervision of the MHP, the BHW implements the individualized interventions, conducts observations of youth, tracks progress on treatment objectives, provide group and family sessions under the direction of the MHP, and performs case management and crises intervention functions. Both the Mental Health Professionals and Behavioral Health Workers are full-time positions and require a flexible schedule.
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Furniture & Accessories
ANTIQUE hall tree with bevel mirror brass coat or hat hooks with hinged seat storage bin 6’ high, excellent condition asking $300.570-655-9472 ARMOIRE Large, sturdy white wicker armoire. 42” wide X 90” high. Very good condition. $55. Call 570-675-4777 BAKERS RACK green $10. Floor lamp with shade, brass base & glass tray in center $20. 19” color TV, excellent condition $35. 570-826-0580 BED FRAME & metal headboard, blue, twin size. $10. 570-235-6056 BEDROOM SET 4 piece, triple dresser, triple chest, frame, headboard + nite stand. Medium color solid wood, very heavy, etching on top of all pieces + individual scrolling, excellent condition, must see. Moving too large for room $375. 258-0568 BEDROOM SET: 6 piece, black lacquer, includes, dresser, mirror, chest, 2 nightstands & headboard. $400 570- 814-5477 BRAND NEW Queen p-top mattress set, still in original plastic. Must sell. $150. Can Deliver 280-9628 CHINA HUTCH Oak. $150. 570-760-4683
FIREWOOD. Will beat any price! Delivered. Stock up now or for next year 570-239-6244
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Furnaces & Heaters
HEATERS 2, 1 kerosene radiant 10 with manual & pump $75. 1 carbon fiber electric, new in box, never used, free standing or wall mountable $49. 570-636-3151
CLOCK, mantel, Working. $45 570-574-0271 DESK, wooden $25, CHAIR, fabric, $30 Mini Blinds, brand new in boxes, 3 burgundy, 3 ivory, 2 white, $10 each. 31x64. 693-1304 DINING TABLE & HUTCH, solid oak, with glass lighted top. Excellent condition. $850. Call 570-690-4484
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DESK: Solid light oak roll top, matching desk chair on rollers. 46”WX21”in depth, drawers plus pencil drawer. Roll top compartment has an organizer. Excellent condition. $350. 262-0668. DINING TABLES (3) with extensions $20. each 60’s console record player with 8 track & radio $35. Antique dressing table with mirror $35.570-825-3888
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* NELSON * * FURNITURE * * WAREHOUSE * Recliners from $299 Lift Chairs from $699 New and Used Living Room Dinettes, Bedroom 210 Division St Kingston Call 570-288-3607 FUTON: good condition, asking $50. Please leave message @ 823-9320 HUNTLEY furniture pieces, 2 - corner lighted china cabinet & buffet, blond mahogany accented with shabby chic painted accent design, versatile pieces. Motivated seller. $300. OBO. 570-466-6481 HUTCH dining room, good condition $75. Dishes $20. Metal clothes cabinet $10. 570-855-3280 LAMPS (2) parlor stand up, grey metal & black. $25 each. 570-740-1246 LIFT CHAIR, new purchased 12/2011, never used, original cost $870 will sell $500 cash. 570-693-3104 ROCKER, platform rocks and swivels. $125. CHAIR, wooden rocking with beautiful detailing. $150. ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, good condition. $30 570-822-5391 SOFA and Love Seat. Brown. $450. 570-235-9287 after 3PM
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RETRO/MID CENTURY MODERN BEDROOM SET INCLUDES FULL BED COMPLETE, 2 NIGHT STANDS, MIRRORED DRESSER AND FULL DRESSER ASKING $350 OBO (570) 655-1546 ROCKER, wood/tapestry, $75. RECLINER, Burgundy velour cloth, $125. SOFA, chair, ottoman, 3 tables, great for den. Wood and cloth, all in excellent condition. $450. Call after 6 PM 570-675-5046 TODDLER BED Step 2 Firetruck, like brand new. Asking $75. OBO 592-8218 TODDLER/YOUTH bed complete, honey maple, excellent condition. $75. 570-287-7162
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TODDLER/youth bed, Lightning Macqueen complete includes bedding to match, used at grandmom’s $100. 570-675-5878
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EMERY WATERHOUSE located in Portland, Maine, is expanding to a new distribution center in Pittston, Pennsylvania and is searching for a seasoned Warehouse Operations Manager. Emery is a 179 year old distributor of Hardware & Building Materials in the Northeast Duties & Responsibilities: Knowledge of warehouse methods, equipment & systems Responsible for space optimization, accuracy, and damage-free performance Implementation of realistic performance expectations and measurements for each task type 3PL experience and demonstrated ability to interact with clients Project management experience Establish a safe work environment and work practices Strong leadership experience and the ability to motivate a team Degree preferred
Apply by attaching your resume to an email to knason@emeryonline.com
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BUYING/ SELLING ALL US & Foreign
Coins Currency Postcards Stamps Gold & Silver •TOP DOLLAR for Silver Dollars •TOP DOLLAR for all United States, Canadian, & Foreign Coins & Paper Money •Gold Coins greatly needed •Proof & Mint Sets •Wheat Backs & Indian Heads •All Types of Old Coins •Gold & Silver Jewelry & Bullion •Sterling Silver •Local Postcards NO ONE WILL MATCH OUR PRICE$ We Give FREE Appraisals (No obligations, no pressure) Over 35 years as a respected local coin dealer.
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752 Landscaping & Gardening WHEELBARROW. New. Red with wood handles. $65 negotiable. 693-1304
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752 Landscaping & Gardening LAWNMOWER 21” MTD 5 hp, looks & runs like new, very light & easy to push. Not self propelled. Just services & ready for the season. $70. OBO. 570-283-9452
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BED, Hospital with rails. $250. CHAIR, Jazzy, grey, purple & blue. $500. Neg. 570-693-1304 BLOOD PRESSURE UNIT - A/C D/C power; monitors blood pressure and heart beat $100. 570-829-1611 GENERATOR Troybuilt, 10HOP, 5500 watts, 8550 starting watts, 4 way electrical splitter, used once. $595. 570-817-8981 HOSPITAL BED $200 Power Lift Chair, excellent $200. High Performance lightweight wheel chair $100. Walker $20. Cell # 970-708-0692
HOSPITAL BED twin, like new $500 or best offer. 1 Commode $35. 1 Shower bench $25. 1 Wheel chair $50. 1 walker with brakes & seat $50. 570-283-0381 after 6pm LIFT CHAIR by Pride, like new Brown fabric. $400. 570-824-0999
Pride Mobility Lift Chair purchased June/2010. Excellent condition. Color is close to hunter green. Extremely heavy & will need several people to move it. $500. Firm Cash only please. Call 570-696-2208 between 9a-8p
WHEELCHAIR. JET 3 ULTRA power. Hardly used, 2 rechargeable batteries. $800. 570-458-6133
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CASSETTES: 95 Total. 1960’s to 1970’s. Some premade. Others on TDK. Also 20 blanks. $60; 70 CD’s $65. Call 570-909-7621
ROOM DIVIDER, Oriental stonework on 1 side & painted design on other. $200. 3 CPK dolls mint in box $20. each. Purse, shoulder bag, leather a Michael Kor $30. Gucci purse, tote style, excellent condition $275. Floor heater that looks like small fireplace with remote, $100. 570-288-4451
ALL JUNK CARS & TRUCKS
HEAVY EQUIPMENT DUMPTRUCKS BULLDOZERS BACKHOES
Highest Prices Paid!!! FREE REMOVAL Call Vito & Ginos Anytime 288-8995
BARNES & NOBLE Nook Simple Touch e-readers (2), 1 with kiwi cover the other with black cover. Like new in box. $55. each Call 570-592-3072 BED. $35, TABLES (2) end, $20. LAMP, $5. SHEETS, twin (5 sets) $18, JACKETS, (2) women’s, $12. $100 for all will sell separately. 570-822-9617 BEDLINER: 89 Chevy S10 truck bedliner, standard 6’ cab $15. Gong Show movie DVD $10. 5 storm windows $10. each. 570-740-1246 CACTUS 2 large Christmas cactus, pink heavy bloomers $5. each. 3 boxes material for crafts or quilting $5/box. 675-0920 CANES & walking sticks, new batch. Over 40 available, made from slippery maple trees. $4-$5 each. Over 200 Christmas & household items. Includes, Christmas trees, lights, cups, flowers, vases, wreaths, ornaments & more! Samsonite belt massager for weight loss, all for $60. 570-735-2081 CANOE Grumman all aluminum 15’ $900.570/388-6812 CANOE Grumman all aluminum 15’ $900.570/388-6812
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CIGAR HUMIDOR upright armoire style with front door & top door, dark oak holds 100 cigars Excellent condition. $50. 570-655-9472 DINNERWARE SET service for 8 with matching silverware, white raised edges $45. 570-696-0187 GOLF CLUBS & BAG $125.00 Nissan truck bed extender $100. Tires 16” 2 for $45. Bathroom sink antique $75. Mink collar persian lamb coat $100. (12) wine gal wine jugs $12. 570-346-8515 JFK NEWSPAPERSScranton Tribune editions 1/20/61kennedy elected, 11/23/63 President assassinated, excellent condition$25 both. 561-5432 MAGAZINES 50 Sports Illustrated including 3 swimsuit issues. Miscellaneous dates varying from ‘08-’11 $40. 570-417-9913 MOWER Honda $150. 20” alum ladder $75. 12.000 btu air conditioner $150. Milw 3/4’drill $50. Heavy air mover $50. 18 volt Ryobi tool set with 2 batteries, $200. Cast iron free & dumbells wiights $75. heavy duty grinder $75. Large dog coop $50, small coop $35. 570-823 -9553 NIKON RANGEFINDER archers choice with neoprene case. Excellent shape. $100.570-336-2944 POOL TABLE Harvard 79”x44” 2 cue sticks & wall mount Cue stick holder Excellent condition. $100. 570-430-1396 POOL TABLE: 8’ fair condition. Felt top useable but needs repair. Included: 1 pool stick, 2 sets of pool balls. Asking $250. Call (570) 823-9320 and leave message. POPCORN butter dispenser, Server brand, lighted front. Very good condition $295. 570-636-3151
RECORDS: Kids’ records / cassette (40) Disney Read Along Books $38; Records - 45RPM (56) 1950’s-1970’s $30; Records 33RPM, 1950’s to early 80’s. Various artists / genres. 110 records. Good excellent condition. $115 for all 570-235-5216 VACUUM CLEANER The Garry with attachments, 3 extra bags $40. 570-824-0999
Shopping for a new apartment? Classified lets you compare costs without hassle or worry! Get moving with classified! STAMP collecting magazines. U.S., 158 DIFF. ’83-’11, all for $5. Canada, 138 DIFF. ‘92-11, $5. United Nations 94 DIFF., ‘93-’11, $4. 570-654-1622 TIRES. Studded snow (2) Traction King plus/10 ply. 245-75-16-M&S. Lightly used. $149. Additional set, not studded, $89. 570-333-4827 WHEELS aluminum factory 16”set of [4] mint condition off 2011 Kia Forte with lug nuts $500. Snap-On 3/4” torque wrench with case excellent condition $375. 570WHEELS: Windstar factory aluminum wheels with tires p21565r16 $200. 570-696-2212
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AMP HEAD Marshall JCM2000 dual super lead dsl 50 watt tube. works & sounds great! $725 call rick 283-2552 DRUMSET Ludwig barely used, very little signs of usage! Includes bass drum (23”), snare, hi-hats (14”), ride (16”) & crash (18”) Avanti symbols with stands, 2 toms (12/14”), floor tom (16”) & foot pedal. Burgundy color finish. However, missing throne. $400 firm. Great buy for it’s condition! Call 570-855-3382. ORGAN/LOWRY double keyboard, full foot keyboard, oak cabinet. Good condition. Asking $250. OBO. 570-457-2735 PIANO: Kimball with matching bench, tuned, A440 $350., used very little. Can deliver for you $50. 570-474-6362
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PRINTER Minolta PagePro 1250W laser printer, $20.. Not compatible with Windows 7 64-bit; this is why I am selling it. 570-824-1986
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BLUETOOTH HEADSETS 1 Plantronics 240 Explorer 1 Jabra BT2035 new in original packaging. Asking $30 each. 570-675-1153
MICROSOFT XBOX console. 3 games. All power and video cables. Wireless Gamepad. Works great. $75 or best offer. 570-871-8241.
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ARCHERY. Bow $40 570-574-0271 BIKE RACK: Thule cars or SUVS, holds 4 bikes $50. Yakima bike rack fits class 3 hitch holds 4 bikes $100.. Surf rod and reel combo $75. 570-655-9472 DRIVER Callaway Lefthand Razr Hawk Draw 10.5 graphite shaft, 60 regular flex, head cover. excellent condition. $135. 570-881-1001. EVERLAST HEAVY BAG with chain $35. 570-954-2712 GOLF BAG, Precise professional, black/ navy standup bag, putter tube, ball holder, 6 pockets in excellent condition. $20. 570-696-1267. GOLF CLUBS. Nike Slingshot OSS, 4AW Iron set graphite. Regular flex. Excellent condition. $200 negotiable. 735-3762 POOL TABLE bar room size slate pool table. $600. Call Jack 570-824-9166
SPORT BOW: Hoyt ultra, new strings & cables. Drop a way rest & lighted sights. Excellent condition. $150. 570-336-2944
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Televisions/ Accessories
TV 63” SAMSUNG DLP HD 1080, excellent condition. Very light usage. $850. 570-690-6087 TV RCA 27” with remote. FREE. 570-823-4978
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For your gold and silver, gold and silver coins, rings, bracelets, scrap jewelry Guaranteed highest prices paid. 570-855-7197
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COMPRESSOR 20 gallon, 1HP, runs great, next to new, American made $50. 570-825-3371 RETROFIT LASER guide for most 10” miter saws, works great! $8. call 570-696-1267 SNOW THROWER Ariens 7hp electric start, tire chains, 24” cut just serviced, runs well $395. 570-636-3151 SNOW THROWER Craftsman 5HP, 24” 2 stage $175 Mtn Top 570-239-2037
786 Toys & Games CAR. Flyer box car in ok box. $20 570-574-0172
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529 SR 292 E For sale by owner Move-in ready. Well maintained. 3 - 4 bedrooms. 1 ¾ bath. Appliances included. 2.87 acres with mountain view. For more info & photos go to: ForSaleByOwner.com Search homes in Tunkhannock. $275,000. For appointment, call: 570-310-1552
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Good for primary home, vacation or investment. Property includes: 10.2 acres (3 separate parcels) bordering state game lands House with master bedroom suite, large kitchen, oversized living room, family room, guest bathroom, oversized deck (24 x 32). Private Guest House with living room/kitchen combo, large bedroom, bathroom. Outbuilding for storage & covered pavilion. email: csmith7433@ aol.com 570-472-3152
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together. Each has its own utilities on 2.5 + acres. 3 car garage with 3 large attached rooms. For Sale By Owner. $239,900 Call (570) 788-5913
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Completely remodeled home with everything new. New kitchen, baths, bedrooms, tile floors, hardwoods, granite countertops, all new stainless steel appliances, refrigerator, stove, microwave, dishwasher, free standing shower, tub for two, huge deck, large yard, excellent neighborhood $154,900 (30 year loan @ 4.5% with 5% down; $7,750 down, $785/month) 100% OWNER FINANCING AVAILABLE Call Bob at 570-654-1490
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ECHO ALLEY STATES Double wide modular, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, gas heat, central air, corner lot. New roof, furnace, & water heater. Two sheds. $42,900 Call 570-696-1582 to set an appointment.
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288-1422
Large, stately brick home in Historic District. Large eat-in kitchen, dining room 2 fireplaces, 5 full baths & 2 half baths. Huge master with office. Large 3rd floor bedroom. 2 story attic. Custom woodwork & hardwood floors. Leaded glass, large closets with built-ins. Needs some updates. With large income apt. with separate entrance. Call for appointment. ASKING $300,000 Call 570-706-5917
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VERY NICE
2 bedroom 2nd floor, ½ mile from Cross Valley. Gas heat, washer-dryer, dishwasher, garbage disposal, large deck, off street parking, carpeting, ceiling fans, attic storage, tile bath. $650/ month + utilities. Available April 1. Security deposit & references required. Call 570-578-1728. KINGSTON & Surrounding Areas WYOMING 1 bedroom, 1st floor, newly remodeled, quiet neighborhood. Off street parking, $500/month. KINGSTON: 1 & 2 bedroom apartments. Near Market St. & shopping. $450-$465. WILKES-BARRE 2 bedroom apt. Off street parking. $460. 4 bedroom 1/2 double, newly remodeled $675. Apartments include appliances. Credit check/references/ lease required. Tina Randazzo Property Manager 570-899-3407
NANTICOKE
Large 1st floor, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, refrigerator & stove top, & sunroom large pantry. No pets. $650/month, all utilities included, security & credit check required. Call 484-602-8924
72 E. W alnut St. 3rd floor, located in quiet neighborhood. Kitchen, living room, dining room, sun room, bathroom. 2 large and 1 small bedroom, lots of closets, built in linen, built in hutch, hardwood floors, fireplace, storage room, yard. New washer/ dryer, stove & fridge. Heat and hot water included. 1 year lease + security. $950 570-406-1411
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E.Light, WALNUT ST. bright, 3rd
floor, 2 bedrooms, carpeted, security system. Garage. Extra storage & cable TV included. Laundry facilities. Heat & hot water furnished. Fine neighborhood. Convenient to bus & stores. No pets. References. Security. Lease. No smokers please. $715. 570-287-0900 LAFLIN
Spacious, Modern & Stylish
2 story 2 bedroom apt. Oak kitchen with snack bar plus all appliances, 1-1/2 baths, in-home office, of street parking, large maintenance free yard. $950 month includes heat/hot water budget & sewer. Rest of utilities by tenant. Sorry no smoking or pets. Lease, security & references. 570-824-9507. Midtowne Apartments 100 E. 6th Street, Wyoming PA 18644
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Must see! Brand new 1st floor, 3 bedroom. Comparable to a Ranch home. Large living room, stove, fridge dishwasher, w/d, laundry room, A/c and heat. Your dream home. W/w carpeting, hardwood floors, off street parking, large back yard. All utilities paid except electric. $1075/mo + security & references 570-287-3646
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1 bedroom, 2nd floor. Stove & refrigerator included. Newly remodeled. $425 + utilities. Call (570) 357-1138
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111 Carey Avenue 1 bedroom, 1st floor. Living room, kitchen & bath. Fridge & stove included. Washer dryer hookup. Off street parking for 1 car. Tenant pays utilities. Ready May 1. $375 + security. 570-270-3139
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1st floor 2 bedroom apartment. Heat, hot water, water, sewer, garbage & snow removal included. $850 + security & references. Call 570-371-8300
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Wonderful 3 bedroom, 1 bath home with off street parking, central air. All appliances & sewage included. Screened in rear porch. No Pets, No Smoking. $875 + utilities, security & references. (570) 602-8798 or (570)362-8591
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Ranch style, 1 or 2 bedrooms. Living room, large kitchen. New dishwasher, fridge, stove & microwave, washer/dryer hookup Gas heat, great back yard, off street parking, shed, lots of storage. Freshly painted. Utilities by tenant, $750/per month, + security 570-328-0784
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2 baths, all appliances, hardwood floors, gas fireplace, washer/dryer on premises, single car attached garage. No pets. $1,100/month + security. Water, sewer & garbage paid. Call 570-855-2687
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SWOYERSVILLE Completely remodeled Large 2 story, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, single family home including refrigerator, stove, dishwasher & disposal. Gas heat, nice yard, good neighborhood,. Off street parking. Shed. No pets. $995 / month. 570-479-6722
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Renovated 3 bedroom single home with new carpeting, fresh paint, deck, off street parking, washer / dryer hookup. No pets, No Smoking. $650 + utilities. 570-466-6334
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