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aybe it was because my grandfather always took my brother to fights at the Scranton CYC (and a far-too-young-to-join-them me desperately wanted to go, too), but I’ve always been fascinated by boxing and, in turn, MMA and UFC fighting. There’s just something about someone using nature’s most-pure weapon, their body, to spar with someone. Plus, I’m interested in what it takes to get that someone in the ring, who they are, what pushes them to pummel someone, and, oftentimes, be pummeled right back themselves. In this week’s cover story (pgs. 15-17), Staff Writer Stephanie DeBalko unearths the dedication that went into getting local MMA fighter Rex “T-Rex” Harris into the main event at next weekend’s MASS 2 at the Kingston Armory. You may be surprised to learn that there’s a very gentlemanly side to Harris, but lest a future opponent forget that there is a well-trained fighter side as well, perhaps they should keep this week’s cover image at hand to remind them. In other news, if you’ve visited theweekender.com the past week or so, you may have seen that our website is in a state of transition. We’re currently working on a
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PIZZA ON PARADE NEPA’s own Old Forge-style pizza was mentioned in the Sunday, March 11 Parade magazine cover story, “A Slice of Heaven — Parade picks the country’s best pies.” Writers Jane and Michael Stern namechecked Victory Pig Pizza (905 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming) and gave a recipe that they said “makes a pretty good facsimile to the rich, oily pizza that has made Victory Pig a local legend.” View the article at parade.com. AWW, PEACHES The Allman Brothers Band presents The Peach Music Festival Friday-Sunday, Aug. 10-12 at Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain (1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scranton). The full lineup will be released Monday, March 26 at noon; ticket info is expected to be announced then as well.
BLAST IN A GLASS Deena Nicole Cortese of the hit reality series “Jersey Shore” will appear Friday, April 6 at Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs (1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.). Cortese will greet fans and sign autographs from 8-9 p.m. on the Sky Bridge before moving on to
Breakers as part of Diva Fridays. Cortese joined the “Jersey Shore” cast in season three, and the show’s fifth season is currently airing on MTV through April. The event is free and open to the public. ON AIR Lamar Thomas Jr. will officially launch Hoodpromo Radio on HoodpromoRadio.com Monday, March 26 with the first show, the Star and Buc Wild Morning Show, airing at 6 a.m. A Live365 app is also available. The station will be entirely dedicated to new and old hiphop, r&b, reggae and reggaeton and will feature popular DJs Woogie and Ransom, Lp Casso, and more. There will be programs covering everything from local celebrity gossip to advice and local music shows. A launch party weekend will start Friday, March 23 with a performance by Mims at Rodano’s (53 Public Square, WilkesBarre) and on Sunday, March 25, there will be an open-door meet and greet with food and drinks at the Hoodpromo Radio station and studio (1840 N. Main Ave., Scranton).
START THE ART The Leadership Lackawanna Class of 2012 StArt Group (Storefront Art) will host an open house Wednesday, March 14 from 6-8 p.m. at The Vintage Theater (119 Penn Ave., Scranton), which is open to the community and artists interested in participating in the StArt Live Art event Friday, May 18. That event will be an art show where artists are given a theme, supplies and abstract objects coinciding with their theme to create a piece of art. Winners will be given a designated empty-storefront space to decorate in that theme the following First Friday. Artist applications are available at the open house and on the StArt! LeadDeena Nicole Cortese will bring the ership Lackawanna Face‘Jersey Shore’ to NEPA in April. book page. W
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HELP NEEDED A benefit for 21-yearold Natalie Smirne of Pittston will be held Sunday, March 18 from 2-6 p.m. at Kildare’s Irish Pub (119 Jefferson Ave., Scranton). Cost to attend is $20 for adults, $10 for kids and free for kids 6 and under. Smirne was in an accident that paralyzed her from the chest down, and proceeds from the event will raise money for ramps and a downstairs bathroom for her home. Dessert will be provided by Buddy Valastro of TLC’s “Cake Boss.”
A TITANIC SERIES Penn State Wilkes-Barre has partnered again with R/C Wilkes-Barre Movies 14 (24 E. Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre) to host a film and discussion series celebrating the Titanic, which sank 100 years ago this April 15. Bill Bachman will again be the series’ instructor. The films — “Titanic Tech,” “Ghosts of the Abyss,” “A Night to Remember,” “Raise the Titanic,” and the 1953 “Titanic” — will run Thursdays at 7 p.m. March 22-April 12, while the final film will be shown Sunday, April 15. Pre-film lecture notes and a post-film discussion accompany each screening in the series, and guest speakers will be featured to speak on a variety of Titanic-related topics. Cost is $40 for the series, visit wb.psu.edu/ce for the registration form. For more info, contact Marketing Communication Specialist Rachel Rybicki at 570.675.9269 or rrybicki@psu.edu.
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According to a municipal street sign in front of Lakewood Elementary School in White Lake, Mich. (filmed in February by Detroit’s WJBKTV), the speed limit drops to 25 mph on “school days only,” but just from “6:49-7:15 a.m., 7:52-8:22 a.m., 8:37-9:07 a.m., 2:03-2:33 p.m., 3:043:34 p.m. (and) 3:59-4:29 p.m.” FERTILE LANDS An annual spring fertility festival in Vietnam’s Phu Tho province is capped by a symbolic X-rated ceremony rendered Grated by wooden stand-ins. At midnight on the 12th day of the lunar new year, a man holding a wooden phallus-like object stands in total darkness alongside a woman holding a wooden plank with a hole in it, and the act is attempted. As the tradition goes, if the man is successful at penetration, then there will be good crops. Following the ceremony, villagers are ordered to “go and be free,” which, according to a February report by Thanh Nien News Service, means uninhibited friskiness during the lights-out period.
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CULTURAL DIVERSITY -- In a tradition believed to have originated in the eighth century, the village of San Bartolome de Pinares, Spain, marks each Jan. 16 with the festival of Saint Anthony, commenced in style by villagers riding their horses through large fires in the streets (“Las Luminarias”). As horses jump the flames, according to belief, they become purified, demons are destroyed and fertility and good health result. (Apparently, no horses are harmed, and an on-the-scene priest blesses each for its courage.) LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES -- Recovering alcoholic Ryan Brown recently moved his licensed tattoo parlor into The Bridge church in Flint Township, Mich., which is one more indicator of Rev. Steve Bentley’s nontraditional belief that mainstream religion had become irrelevant to most people. Tattooing is a “morally neutral” practice, Bentley said, although Brown, of course, does not ink tattoos lauding drugs, gangs or the devil. (The
Bridge has also loaned out its plentiful floor space in a shopping mall to wrestling, cage fighting and auto repair facilities.) -- In December, Pennsylvania judge Mark Martin dismissed harassment charges against Muslim Talaag Elbayomy, who had snatched a “Zombie Mohammad” sign from the neck of atheist Ernie Perce at last year’s Halloween parade in Mechanicsburg, Pa. (Perce was mockingly dressed as an undead person, in robes and beard.) In tossing out the charge (even though Elbayomy seemed to admit to an assault and battery), Martin ruled that Sharia law actually required Elbayomy to take the sign away from Perce. Judge Martin later explained that the technical basis for the ruling was (he-said/hesaid) lack of evidence. (The December ruling did not attract press attention until February.) QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS -- Jack Taylor, 18, of Worcester, England, was given a lenient sentence in January for an August burglary he admitted. He and another youth had tried to steal a resident’s motorcycle but damaged it in the process. Since he was remorseful, made restitution, observed a curfew and did community service, he was released by the judge when he secured full-time employment. (However, the employment, the court later learned, was as a slaughterman in Norway, where he was to take part in the culling of Alaskan baby seals.) A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL (1) John Morgan, 34, was charged in February in Port St. Lucie, Fla., with embezzling over $40,000 from a trust fund that had been established for his daughter, who has special needs because of cerebral palsy. Because of the theft, she is unable to have dental work necessitated
because a care provider failed to lock her wheelchair, sending her sprawling face-first. (2) Police officer Skeeter Manos, 34, was charged in February in Seattle with embezzling over $120,000 from a fund for the families of four colleagues who had been shot to death in the line of duty. Manos’ alleged expenditures included several trips to Las Vegas. PEOPLE WITH ISSUES What Do You Mean, I’m Not Mentally Stable: Ms. Fausat Ogunbayo, 46, filed a federal lawsuit against New York City’s Administration for Children’s Services because it had taken away her kids (aged 13 and 10 at the time) in 2008 for questions about Ogunbayo’s mental stability. The lawsuit, for “recklessly disregard(ing)” her “right to family integrity,” asks the city to pay her $900,000,000,000,000 (trillion). UPDATE Sherwin Shayegan of Bothell, Wash., has apparently been acting out again. News of the Weird first mentioned, in 2007, an adult “troll” who hung out at high schools and befriended male students, especially athletes, ultimately beseeching them for piggyback rides. In some cases, he jumped on without permission and was arrested and ordered to get treatment and to stay away from schools. He reportedly began his piggyback “career” in 2004 with incidents in Washington and Oregon, and though there were periods of dormancy, it flared up again recently as he traveled to Montana, Bismarck, N.D., and Minneapolis (perhaps to outrun restraining orders). (Fondness for piggyback rides is not a widely practiced obsession, though the legendary illustrator R. Crumb liked to receive them in lieu of sex, according to an ex-girlfriend in the 1994 movie “Crumb.”) W
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ocking eyes with local mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter and Wilkes University alumnus Rex“T-Rex”Harris could go one of two ways depending on the situation. If it’s inside a ring, minutes before a professional bout, it’s probably enough to make a person run away screaming like a little girl. “What we had to do was get him a baggy shirt, literally, and I stayed in the truck, and Mike (Malast) took him in to weigh in,” said Sean Diggs, Harris’ striking coach and owner of World Class Boxing in Kingston, describing one occasion where it was necessary to veil Harris’ physical presence thanks to the bowing out of a previous challenger. “It’s funny because his opponent didn’t get the opportunity to see him until he actually came out to the cage, and you see the guy jumping around, he’s all hyped up.” That didn’t last long. “He looks across the cage and sees Rex in there, and he just freezes ... But it’s too late, he’s in the cage now, there’s nothing you can do about that,” Diggs continued, laughing.
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“Sean Diggs is breeding champions, and thankfully I have a place to showcase them, and that’s what we’re going to continue to do. Jimy’s in the UFC now, I see Rex being there very soon.” MASS President Mike Malast
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cont’d from p. 15 But Harris himself is too modest to admit that his size or apparent strength as a middleweight (185 pounds) would be intimidating to other fighters. “I try to put faith in guys,” Harris, a former wrestler, said. “You’d like to think that guys are in this game for the right reasons, guys are in this game to compete, and they want to fight the best.” Harris (2-1-0) will be up against Indiana’s Moses McCraney (2-2-0) for the main event at Martial Arts Super Sport 2 (MASS 2) “A Night For the Troops” Saturday, March 24 at the Kingston Armory. The Weekender had the chance to sit down with the fighter, Diggs and Malast,
president of MASS, at Diggs’ gym. Through this interview, the other side of TRex came out, the side with which eye contact wouldn’t necessarily inspire great fear. Outside the ring, Harris is polite, professional, exudes a sense of calm. And his approach to his craft is straightforward, even when it’s taken into account that he’s still got a day job to hold down. “I work at Mid-Atlantic Youth Services with adjudicated juvenile delinquents,” Harris said. “So that’s where a lot of my time throughout the course of the week goes, which is why it makes it so difficult to get my personal training in. But you’ve got to make it happen.”
From left, Sean Diggs, Rex ‘T-Rex’ Harris and Mike Malast at World Class Boxing in Kingston.
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case them, and that’s what we’re going to continue to do,” Malast said. “Jimy’s in the UFC now, I see Rex being there very soon.” The respect is mutual on Diggs’ part. “Many athletes don’t get an opportunity to be a part of something big,” he said. “Where you have, like the last fight, I guess the guy was there from the UFC watching Jimy. You don’t see guys like that floating around at just normal, regular shows. So that says something about Mike and Mike’s potential, that they have enough respect to come down and actually sit and watch to see what kind of talent is coming out of these leagues.” Malast noted that this is the second MMA event for MASS, which is a professional MMA league that’s licensed through the Department of State by the Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission, comprised of local and national fighters. “The majority of them come from the mid-Atlantic region,” Malast explained. “Basically, my thing is to make sure that we have the best fighters on the card, and they’re not necessarily going to be from around here.”
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WORK NOW, PLAY LATER racticing MMA on Harris’ level is a true commitment of body and mind and requires sacrifice in and out of the gym, something T-Rex is familiar with. “I was just about to buy a half gallon of ice cream last night, but I stopped,” he said, laughing. Generally, his eating habits are pretty average for a 29 year old, but he knows that’ll change if and when he makes it into the UFC. “Typically, I’m more of a guy who says, you know what? If I put in the work in the gym, it really doesn’t matter as far as my eating habits,” he said. “But as I start to take it to the next level, now I’ve got to really start focusing more on what I’m putting
Malast, Diggs and Harris sit down with the Weekender’s Stephanie DeBalko.
into my body and taking care of it even past the point of what I physically do in the gym.” As far as going out and enjoying the nightlife, Harris figures he’ll have time for that down the road. “We’re really committed to what it is we’re trying to do, so there’s not a lot of time for play right now,” he said. “Maybe like after the fight, after a victory, we’ll go out, we’ll have a good time, let loose a little bit, but then it’s back to business the next day. So that’s the approach we take.” W
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SAT., MARCH 24, 7 P.M., DOORS 6 P.M., KINGSTON ARMORY (280 MARKET ST., KINGSTON). $30-$75, ALL UNIFORMED SOLDIERS FREE. 10 FIGHTS. INFO: WORLDCLASSMASS.COM PAGE 17
BAND OF BROTHERS iggs and Harris have a good working relationship, and there are others in Harris’ corner, including Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fighter Jimy “The Kid” Hettes, who was signed to the big league after his performance at last year’s MASS event at Mohegan Sun Arena — the same event where Harris had his first professional MMA match. Diggs explained that in addition to training at World Class Boxing, Harris also trains with Hettes at Northeastern Ju-Jitsu in Swoyersville, and they all travel to East Stroudsburg to work out with Don Cioffi at Chamber MMA. “We keep it small, we work with mostly each other … Because most of the talent in this area, to be perfectly honest with you, trains in one of those three camps,” Diggs said. “We just pretty much got together and formed an alliance, to bring the best guys together and showcase their skills and develop … and working them to push them to the next level, which is the goal, whether it’s Bellator (Fighting Championships) or UFC.” And that’s exactly the goal for Harris, who is being groomed and readied for a chance to follow the same path as Hettes. “I’m putting a lot of my energies into Rex right now because he’s the next in line,” Diggs said. “In the camp that I have right now, you have some aspiring amateurs, but no one on the level at this point in time that is looking to go to the UFC the way he is. And he’s right on the verge, he’s maybe two, three fights away. And that’s from a fight-experience point, not ability point.” Malast agreed, pointing to Diggs as a central factor in the success of both Harris and Hettes. “He’s breeding champions, and thankfully I have a place to show-
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BEECH MOUNTAIN LAKES
One Burke Dr., Drums - Rock the Walls, benefit concerts for Serento Gardens: March 24 ft. Teddy Young and the Aces / whiskey and Woods / Torn / Gone Crazy, $10 advance, $12 at door, $30 fan pack, includes admission, T-shirt, poster and signing the sheetrock that will be displayed at new location of SG.
COVE HAVEN ENTERTAINMENT RESORTS
1.877.800.5380 www.CPResorts.com - Hypnotist Tim Triplett: March 16-17 - Rich Vos: March 16 - Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): March 30-31 - Keith Sweat: April 22 - Paul Rodriguez: May 4 - Howie Mandel: July 22
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre Phone: 570.826.1100 - The Fresh Beat Band: March 21, 3 p.m., 3 & 6 p.m., $32.40-$42.65 - The Best of Second City: March 23, 8 p.m., $28 - Cirque D’Or: March 25, 3 p.m., $41.10$72.80 - K.Vance / Duprees / Drifters: March 30, 7:30 p.m., $37-$58 - NEPA Philharmonic The Music of Gershwin: April 14, 8 p.m., $35.50$73.45 - Red Green Wit & Wisdom Tour: April 17, 7 p.m., $47.50 - Bob Weir: April 27, 8 p.m., $41.85$52.60 - Vicki Lawrence and Mama: May 4, 8 p.m., $25-$45 - Riverdance: May 8, 7:30 p.m., $43$63 - Willie Nelson and Family: May 11, 8 p.m., $43-$80 - Tony Bennett: June 2, 8 p.m., $70$126 - NEPA Philharmonic Tribute to Benny Goodman: June 9, 8 p.m., $35.50-$73.45 - Zappa Plays Zappa: June 28, 7:30 p.m., $29.50-$75 - Jim Gaffigan: July 26, 7 p.m.
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MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE
14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe 570.325.0249 mauchchunkoperahouse.com - Montana Skies: March 16, 8 p.m., $18 - Steve Forbert: March 23, 7 p.m., $23
- Aztec 2-Step: March 24, 8 p.m., $21 - Denny Siewell Jazz Trio: March 30, 8 p.m., $25 - Willy Porter: March 31, 8:30 p.m., $22 advance, $25 day of - The Janis Experience: April 14, 8 p.m., $25 - Mighty Mystic / The Strings of Thunder Band: April 20, 8 p.m., $15 - The Funk Ark: April 20, 8 p.m., $15 - Charlie Hunter Duo: April 21, 8 p.m., $20 - Start Making Sense (Talking Heads tribute) / The Great White Caps: April 28, 8 p.m., $20 - Wishbone Ash: April 28, 8 p.m., $28 - Gershwin by Thomas Pandolfi: April 29, 4 p.m., $20 - Childhood’s End (Pink Floyd tribute): May 4, 8 p.m., $23 - Marko Marcinko Latin Jazz Quintet: May 5, 8 p.m., $23 - Bennie and the Jets (Elton John tribute): May 12, 8 p.m., $23 - Pianist Giorgi Latsabidze: May 13, $20 - Miz: May 19, 8 p.m., $15 - Bill Kirchen / Too Much Fun: May 26, 8 p.m., $23 - The “The Band” Band: June 1, 8 p.m., $20
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. - Harlem Globetrotters: March 16, 7 p.m., $26.60-$127.05 - WWE Smackdown: May 22, 7 p.m., $15-$95 (on sale 3/17, 10 a.m.)
MOUNT AIRY CASINO RESORT
44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono Phone: 877.682.4791 www.mountairycasino.com - Voices of Legends w/ Eric Kearns: March 27, April 10, 24, May 8, 29, 2 p.m., $20, Gypsies - Unforgettable Fire (U2 tribute) March 17, 8 p.m., $10, Gypsies - Gloriana: April 14, 8 p.m., $25-$40, Gypsies - Andrew Dice Clay: April 28, 8 p.m., $50-$65, Gypsies - Tito Puente Jr.: May 5, 8 p.m., $20-$30, Gypsies
NEW VISIONS STUDIO & GALLERY
201 Vine St., Scranton 570.878.3970 - 2nd Annual ShamRock Show: Blinded Passenger / Silhouette Lies / This Is A Movement / Sarah Yazkanin / Chuck Silsby: March 16, 7 p.m. $5.
B.Y.O.B., all patrons bringing something will be carded at door.
13TH ANNUAL OATS BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL
Benton Rodeo Grounds (Mendenhall Lane, Benton) www.oatsfestival.com, 908.464.9495 - June 28-July 1: Russell Moore & IIIrd Tyme Out / Gibson Brothers / Valerie Smith & Liberty Pike / Hillbilly Gypsies / Cumberland River / The Roys / Stained Grass Window / more. Camping, food, craft vendors. Workshops, children’s program, music academy, open jam tent. Weekend advance/ $70; weekend gate/$80; Thurs. $20; Fri., Sat. $30; Sun. $10; under 15/free with adult ticket, pets $10 weekend only.
PENN’S PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. - Warrant / Firehouse / L.A. Guns: March 30, 8 p.m., $32 - Three Dog Night: March 31, 8 p.m., $43.75-$49.25 - The Mickey Hart Band: April 12, 8 p.m., $32 - Glen Campbell: April 19, 8 p.m., $49.25-$54.25 - Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): April 20, 8 p.m. - The Music of Bill Monroe Featuring Peter Rowan & The Travelin’ McCourys: April 22, 8 p.m., $25 - Aaron Tippin: April 27, 8 p.m., $33$38.75 - Beatlemania Now: May 4, 8 p.m., $25 - Get The Led Out (Led Zeppelin tribute): May 5, 8 p.m., $41.75 - Survivor: May 6, 8 p.m., $32 - Dennis DeYoung: May 12, 8 p.m., $42.75-$48.25 (on sale 3/17, 10 a.m.) - Dark Star Orchestra (Grateful Dead tribute): May 31, 8 p.m., $32 - Kansas: June 1, 8 p.m., $40.75$46.25 - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: June 2, 8 p.m., $32 - America: June 8, 8 p.m., $43.75$49.25 - 7 Bridges (Eagles tribute): June 15, 8 p.m., $25 - Foreigner: June 29, 8 p.m., $54.25$65.25 - Johnny Winter / Magic Slim & The Teardrops: June 30, 8 p.m., $33 - Arrival (Abba tribute): July 13, 8 p.m., $31-$36.75 - Jim Messina: July 20, 8 p.m., $31 - Vince Gill: Aug. 18, 8 p.m., $59.25$64.25
PENNSYLVANIA BLUES FESTIVAL
Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton 610.826.7700 www.skibluemt.com - July 27, 8 p.m.-midnight; 28, 1
p.m.-1:30 a.m.; 29, noon-9 p.m. Michael “Iron Man” Burks / Joe Louis Walker / Big Sam’s Funky Nation / more. Advance on-site camping: Up to 3 nights w/ 2 days of festival tickets, $80/adult, $45/kids 6-12. Increase by 20 percent as of April 2. Advance festival day: 1 day, $30/ adult, $9/kids 6-12; 2 day, $50/adult, $15/kids 6-12. Increase by 10 percent as of April 2.
REDWOOD ART SPACE
740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp. - Take Offense / Stick Together / Xibalba / Soul Search / Malice: March 20, 8 p.m. - Left Coast Envy / Count to Four / August Name / A Fire With Friends: April 6, 6 p.m. - The Menzingers / Tigers Jaw / Front Bottoms / The Holy Mess / Luther: April 19, 8 p.m.
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
667 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 - Forward: March 15, 8 p.m. - The Big Dirty / Ol’ Cabbage: March 16, 8 p.m. - Garcia Grass: March 17, 8 p.m. - Miz, performing “Blood on the Tracks:” March 22, 8 p.m. - Zach Deputy: March 23, 8 p.m. - Kung Fu: March 24, 8 p.m. - Ol’ Cabbage: March 29, 8 p.m. - Clarence Spady Band: March 30, 8 p.m. - Free Music Orchestra / Rogue Chimp: March 31, 8 p.m. - Laser Sex / Outlet / Mun: April 5, 8 p.m. - The Heavy Pets: April 6, 8 p.m. - Rock the Walls ft. Floodwood / Citizens Band Radio / Band of Strings: April 15, 5 p.m., $10 advance, $15 at door, $35 fan pack, includes admission, T-shirt, poster and signing the sheetrock that will be displayed at new location of SG. - Brothers Past: April 20, 8 p.m. - Jahman Brahman / Ol’ Cabbage: April 26, 8 p.m. - Miz: April 27, 5 p.m. - Jam Stampede: April 27, 9 p.m. - Rock the Walls ft. Joe Bogwist / Willie Jack / The Northern Light / Andine LaFond: April 29, 5 p.m., $10 advance, $15 at door, $35 fan pack, includes admission, T-shirt, poster and signing the sheetrock that will be displayed at new location of SG.
SCRANTON COMMUNITY CONCERTS
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available - Yesterday & Today, an interactive Beatles show: March 23, 8 p.m.,
$25-$30 - “Strike Up the Band” ft. The Salvation Army Bristol Easton Band: April 13, 7:30 p.m., free, call 344.9878 - The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m., $25-$30
SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER
420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 - Listen Local: March 30, April 6, 7 p.m., $12.50 - Froggy 101’s Guitars & Stars 4 ft. Lauren Alaina / Neal McCoy / Chris Cagle / Lee Brice: April 10, 7:30 p.m., $33.40-$39.30 - NEPA Philharmonic: The Music of Gershwin Pops III: April 13, 8 p.m., $34.50-$73.15 - Shinedown / Adelita’s Way / Art of Dying: April 22, 7 p.m., $42.35 - NEPA Philharmonic Haydn / Brahms, A German Requiem: April 27, 8 p.m., $34.50-$73.15
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com - Battle of the Bands: March 17, 6 p.m., $10 advance, $12 day of - Barstool Blackout Tour: March 24, 10 p.m., $22 - Mord Fustang: March 28, 7 p.m., $20 advance, $25 day of - Marky Ramone’s Blitzkrieg: March 29, 8 p.m., $15 - Big Sean: March 30, 8 p.m., $10 ESU students, $25 guests - Hammer of the Gods: March 31, 8 p.m., $28 - ESU Radio’s Cypher 2012: April 6, 8 p.m., $10 - Clutch / Hellyeah: April 17, 7:30 p.m., $32.65 - Dayglow: April 21, 7 p.m., $50.25+ - David Bromberg: June 8, 8 p.m., $35-$45 - Hot Tuna Electric / Steve Kimock: June 28, 8 p.m., $25-$40
SPLASH MAGIC CAMPGROUND
Yogi Blvd., Northumberland - Kix / Lemongelli: March 31, 7 p.m., $35 via 570.473.3548/847.1946
THREE KINGS
603 Route 6, Jermyn - Pop Evil / Otherwise / Lansdowne: March 14, 8 p.m., $9.79 advance, $12 day of - He Is Legend / Ice Nine Kills: March 16, 6 p.m., $12 - Warped Tour Battle of the Bands: March 17, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12 - Burn Halo: March 21, 7 p.m., $12 - Badfish – A Tribute to Sublime: April 19, 7 p.m., $12-$18
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 - Octane: March 17, 8:30 p.m. - Justice: March 20, 8 p.m. - Odd Future: March 23, 8:30 p.m. - Dr. Dog: March 24-25, 8:30 p.m. - Nero / Dillon Francis: March 30, 8:30 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA
Wide open spaces Montana Skies will appear Friday, March 16 at 8 p.m. at the Mauch Chunk Opera House (14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe). The band is composed of Jennifer and Jonathan Adams, who create an acoustic sound with their pairing of cello, six-string electric cello, Spanish/classical guitar and steel string guitar. Montana Skies’ live performance features music from Pink Floyd, Rush and Vivaldi as well as originals that have been featured everywhere from NPR to the Travel Channel. Tickets are $18 and can be purchased by calling 570.325.0249 or visiting mauchchunkoperahouse.com. Tickets are also available by calling Sound Check Records (23 Broadway, Jim Thorpe) at 325.4009 or visiting the store. - The Plot in You / Existence / Kill the Coward: May 14, 6:30 p.m., $12 - WXW Memorial Mayhem: May 19, 6 p.m.
TOYOTA PAVILION AT MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scranton
- Megadeth / Rob Zombie / Lacuna Coil: May 12, 7 p.m., $44-$65.50 - Dave Matthews Band: May 28, 7 p.m., $53.35-$89.90 - REO Speedwagon / Styx / Ted Nugent: June 29, CANCELED - Vans Warped Tour: July 18 - Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival ft. Motorhead / Slayer / Slipknot / As I Lay Dying / The Devil Wears Prada / Asking Alexandria,
334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 - Gomez: March 14, 7 p.m. - O.A.R.: March 15-18, 8 p.m. - Eisley: March 19, 6:30 p.m. - The-Dream: March 20, 7 p.m. - Kasabian: March 21, 7 p.m. - Excision: March 22, 8 p.m. - Ground Up: March 24, 8 p.m. - Andrew WK: March 30, 8 p.m. - SBTRKT: March 31, 8 p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 - The Irish Rovers: March 15, 8 p.m. - Zoso: March 17, 8 p.m. - Ralphie May: March 22, 7:30 p.m. - Dave Mason / Al Stewart: March 24, 8 p.m. - Guster: March 29, 8 p.m.
TOWER THEATER
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 - Brit Floyd (Pink Floyd tribute): March 17, 8 p.m. - Gotye / Kimbra: March 23, 8 p.m.
TROCADERO
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 - Hank 3: March 16, 9 p.m.
- Mantis Music Showcase: March 17, 12:30 p.m. - Montoj: March 17, 6 p.m. - Nerdist Podcast Live: March 23, 8 p.m. - Slaughterhouse: March 27, 8 p.m. - The Revival Tour: March 28, 8 p.m.
WELLS FARGO CENTER
Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 - Nickelback / Bush / Seether / My Darkest Days: April 24, 6 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA
CROCODILE ROCK
520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 - Foxy Shazam / Maniac / Cadaver Dogs: March 24, 8 p.m. - Alex Goot / Dave Days, more: March 28, 5 p.m. - The Devil Wears Prada / Every Time I Die / LetLive / Oh, Sleeper: March 28, 7 p.m. - Chris Webby: March 30, 7 p.m.
GIANT CENTER
950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 - Casting Crowns: March 30, 7:30 p.m.
SANDS BETHLEHEM
77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem Phone: - Incubus: May 16, 8:30 p.m. - The Beach Boys: May 17, 8 p.m. - Blink-182: May 20, 7:30 p.m. - Alan Jackson: May 19, 8 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY
BEACON THEATER
2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 - The Allman Brothers Band: March 14, 16-17, 20-21, 24-25, 8 p.m. - Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman: March 23, 8 p.m.
HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM
311 W. 34th St, New York, NY. Phone: 212.279.7740 - Eric Church / Brantley Gilbert: March 14, 7:30 p.m. - Odd Future: March 20, 8 p.m. - Legends of Disco: March 31, 7 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA
17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 - The Saw Doctors: March 16, 7 p.m. - Immortal Technique: March 15, 8 p.m. - Ben Kweller, more: March 24, 7 p.m. - Metronomy / Friends: March 29-30, 8 p.m. - Jordan Knight: March 31, 7 p.m.
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more: Aug. 4 (pre-sale 4/6) - Allman Brothers Band presents The Peach Music Festival: Aug. 10-12
IZOD CENTER
50 State Rt. 120 East Rutherford, N.J. - Jason Aldean / Luke Bryan / Lauren Alaina: March 24, 7:30 p.m.
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
7th Ave., New York, NY Phone: 212.465.MSG1 - The Black Keys: March 22, 8 p.m.
RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY Phone: 212.307.717 - Franco De Vita: March 24, 8 p.m.
ROSELAND BALLROOM
239 52nd Street, New York, NY. Phone: 212.777.6800 - Barstool Blackout: March 30, 11 p.m. - Nero: March 31, 9 p.m.
BORGATA HOTEL AND CASINO
Atlantic City, NJ Phone:1.866.MYBORGATA.com - The Saw Doctors: March 17, 9 p.m. - Jim Jefferies: March 23, 9 p.m. - Liza Minnelli: March 24, 8 p.m. - Fiona Apple: March 24, 9 p.m.
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We d n e s d a y : Bar on Oak: Line Dancing B r e w s B r o t h e r s We s t : S p e a k e r J a m Ka r a o k e / D J C u z ’ s B a r & G r i l l e : A c o u s t i c j a m s e s s i o n w i t h A n d rew S l e b o d a E l m e r S u d d s : R o b b B row n a n d Fr i e n d s H o p s & B a r l e y s : Ka r a o k e w / D J B o u n c e J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : Ka r a o k e M e t r o B a r & G r i l l : Ka r a o k e w / J o e M i r a g l i a O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : O p e n m i c c o m e d y n i g h t & D J E F X R i ve r S t re e t Ja z z C a f é é : O p e n M i c R o b ’ s P u b & G r u b : B e e r Po n g R ox 5 2 : O p e n m i c c o m e d y n i g h t S l a t e B a r & Lo u n g e : D J H a r d D r i v e w / Ka r a o k e , b e e r p o n g Wo o d l a n d s : E v o l u t i o n l i v e w / T h e B a n d J a x , D J G o d f a t h e r V- S p o t : E r i c R u d y A c o u s t i c Thursday: B a r o n O a k : T h e To n e s B a r t & U r b y ’ s : Tw i s t e d Te a m Tr i v i a @ 9 : 3 0 p . m . B e e r B o y s : N CA A To u r n a m e n t B re a ke rs, M o h e g a n S u n : B a t t l e o f t h e B a n d s B rew s B ro t h e rs, L u z e r n e : M a rc h M a d n e s s C a r e y ’ s P u b : E r i c & K r y s t e n f r o m Tr i b e s C h a c k o ’ s : Ka r t u n e H u n s ’ We s t S i d e C a f é é : D J K i n g B L u c ky ’ s S p o r t h o u s e : M a rc h M a d n e s s M e t ro B a r & G r i l l : D J M O O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K a r a o k e O v e r Po u r : M a r c h M a d n e s s , L a r r y G e o r g e D u o 6 - 9 p . m . R i v e r S t r e e t J a z z C a f é é : S e c t o r O n e p r e s e n t s F O R WA R D : E v i l B e e ’ s f u n ky b i r t h d a y b a s h R o x 5 2 : B e e r Po n g R u m R u n n e r z , D u n m o r e : S p e a k e r J a m Ka r a o k e a n d D J S l a t e B a r & Lo u n g e : D J J a m , B e e r Po n g t o u r n a m e n t S t a n ’ s C a f é é : D J S l i c k w / Ka r a o k e To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : J a m S t y l e Tr i o Wo o d l a n d s : D J D a v e y B , D J D a t a ( C l u b H D ) V- S p o t : J a c k s o n Ve e A c o u s t i c
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Friday: Bar on Oak: Daddy-O and the Sax Maniax Bar t & Urby’s: Jazz w/ Spencer and Nancy Reed @ 6:30 p.m B r e a k e r s , M o h e g a n S u n : Ka r t u n e B rew s B ro t h e rs, P i t t s to n : C o u n t r y n i g h t w / D J C ro c ke t Chacko’s: Stealing Neil C u z ’ s B a r & G r i l l e : T h e To m p k i n S t . d u o To n y A l o u & J o e L e o n e 6 - 8 p . m . , B r i a n a n d M a t t f ro m M - 8 0 9 - 1 G ro t t o, H a r v e y s L a k e : J e a n n e Z a n o H o n ky To n k : M r. E c h o J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s Ta v e r n o n t h e H i l l : D J L i z K i n g ’ s B a r & R e s ta u ra n t : T h e B a n d Ja x L i a m ’ s : Fre a k S h ow w / D J Fre d d i e Fa b b r i M e t ro B a r & G r i l l : S t ra w b e r r y Ja m O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : B e r n i e ’ s B d a y B a s h w / T h e L i e b a c k a n d M a r o s band R e d B u z z a r d , H a z l e t o n : S p e a k e r J a m Ka r a o k e a n d D J R i ve r S t re e t Ja z z C a f é é : T h e B i g D i r t y w i t h O l ’ C a b b a g e R o b ’ s P u b & G r u b : B re a k d ow n J i m my R ox 5 2 : D J B o b Senunas’: Lemongelli S l a t e B a r & Lo u n g e : D J H a r d D r i v e w / Ka r a o k e S t a n ’ s C a f é é : D J S m i l e y w / Ka r a o k e To m m y b o y ’ s B a r & G r i l l : Te d d y Yo u n g 5 : 3 0 - 7 : 3 0 p . m . t h e n l a t e r G o n e C ra z y
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out hard to. “The album is about the battle we do combat in life, who we want to be as people, what our purpose is in the world … those battles we lead and finding happiness in bad situations that can be challenging for us,” said Kakaty. “It’s about finding our place when we leave this world.” From the heart-wrenching “Monster You Made” to the head-banging new single “Boss’ Daughter,” Pop Evil has managed to create a record that runs the gamut from the emotionally distraught to the hardcore rocker. “This is an emotional record — we have a variety of songs for all types of people,” Kakaty explained. “The direction we go depends on the songs; we want the best hook, the catchiest melodies. We never know which way the album is going until we start developing the songs.” Pop Evil hasn’t been able to spend as much time tour-
ing in Pennsylvania as it would like to, so its members are incredibly excited to perform at Three Kings in Jermyn Wednesday, March 14. Kakaty encourages fans to stick around after the show for some one-on-one time with the band. “We are really excited about getting in there and building more of a following, make more of a hands-on connection with fans here,” he said. “Fans can expect a lot of energy and excitement — this is an exciting area, and we are definitely going to come with more aggression than most because we don’t get to come here a lot.”
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eing in a rock band is easy, right? Living life like a Nickelback song with hilltop houses, driving 15 cars … The rock-star lifestyle may come eventually, but for a budding band trying to make its mark on the music scene, the journey to the top isn’t a cake walk. Pop Evil has paid its dues, and with the release of its second album, “War of Angels,” members are finally able to call themselves fulltime rockers. “This album was produced by Johnny K, who worked with 3 Doors Down and Megadeth, and we were so excited to work with someone who could help us compete with the big guys,” said lead vocalist Leigh Kakaty. “We are finally doing it full time with music being our focal point. This album was the first opportunity to explore our minds musically and focus on that instead of money and working side jobs, which kept us distracted.” Creating a new album allowed band members to grow together, causing an evolution in its sound, resulting in new music that fans can deeply connect with, yet still rock
“We never know which way the album is going until we start developing the songs.”
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Bruce takes care of his own Bruce Springsteen has described his new album, “Wrecking Ball,” as the “most direct” record he’s ever made. That’s a big statement from the man who is arguably the most analyzed lyricist of our time. It’s also what made some of the early interpretations of the first single, “We Take Care of Our Own,” so interesting. Was it a patriotic American anthem or was it a biting social commentary on a broken America? Well, for those that still think that “Born In The U.S.A.” was Springsteen’s attempt at writing a flag-waving rocker that could be marched along to on the Fourth of July — and think that “We Take Care
of Our Own” is his attempt at another — there is some news: You’re wrong. Again. “We Take Care Of Our Own,” a thumping and blistering track, is a biting commentary on social and economic injustice. And when placed within the context of the entire album, it’s more than “direct.” It’s about as subtle as, well ... a wrecking ball. Two tracks that will likely get some attention are “Death to My Hometown” and “Rocky Ground.” “Death” is a stopping, swaggering, Irish-inspired, pissed-off mini masterpiece — and the album’s most stirring track. “Rocky Ground,” which is moving musically and lyrically,
Modern Day Escape “Under The Gun” Rating: W W 1/2
A heavy Escape The latest effort from California-based hard-rock band Modern Day Escape really demonstrates the band’s ability to bridge the gap between hard and soft. Modern Day Escape is set to release “Under The Gun” via Standby Records March 27, and the aggressive rock album is the third for this talented band. Featuring James Vegas (vocals), Sand-
combines elements of soul and a touch of hip-hop, and while its arrangement might surprise many, it is daring and wonderful. While the words are always what get the most scrutiny on any Springsteen album, there’s also some fine music accompanying those words. And while Springsteen is an angry and/or despondent American on some of it, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love his country. On the contrary, it probably shows how much he does love it, and through his music, he notes the vulnerability and resiliency of its people. There is no defeat on this record, but Springsteen writes songs about a daily struggle, probably hoping they can somehow make a difference, inspire, raise awareness and get people to think a little bit more about their neighbors. -- Alan K. Stout Weekender Correspondent
ra Alvarenga (drums), Marti Rubels (guitar), Mark Burn (guitar) and Nicholas “Shep” Sheppard (bass), the band definitely exhibits its ability for aggressive music writing on “Under The Gun.” However, one thing that makes this band notable is Vegas’ ability to jump back and forth from heavy screaming to melodic vocals like it’s really nothing. This band doesn’t really mess around with the soft stuff on this album, showing just how brutal its music can be with the opening track “City of Thieves.” The song is followed by “Don’t Hold It Against Me,” an equally powerful track that verges on metal and in which Vegas really shows his range. Two of the album’s most extreme tracks are the commanding and heavy “Tiger’s Blood” and “Demons Down Below.” One theme that runs constant for Modern Day Escape is its appreciation of fans; the group is so dedicated to its followers that it wrote the intense track “The Syndicate” in their honor. Although Modern Day Escape’s music can be melodic and even catchy at times, this band definitely puts forth more of a heavier side in everything it does. “Under The Gun” is a testament to its heavy roots and is overall dark in nature. -- Lisa Schaeffer Weekender Correspondent
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Dirty Three “Toward the Low Sun” Rating: W W W W
Dirty, burning 'Sun' Though there are no lyrics on Dirty Three’s new album, “Toward the Low Sun,” the instrumental Australian-bred trio still manages to tell one hell of a story. The beauty of the nine-song album is that said story is yours to unfold. In the seven years since guitarist Mick Turner, drummer Jim White and violinist Warren Ellis last released an album, Dirty
Top at 8 with Ralphie Aversa 8. Bruno Mars: “It Will Rain” 7. Pitbull/Chris Brown: “International Love” 6. The Wanted: “Glad You Came” 5. Flo Rida: “Good Feeling”
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Bruce Springsteen “Wrecking Ball” Three’s members have performed with Nick Cave, Grinderman, Bonnie “Prince” Billy, Cat Power and more while continuing their musical evolution. The result is that “Toward the Low Sun” is improvisational, but controlled, running the gamut from jazzy to Celtic and folk to rock. “Furnace Skies” kickstarts the album with dirty guitar, up-tempo cymbals and experimental sounds mixed with Ellis’ pretty violin. “Sometimes I Forget You’ve Gone” has a calming, melancholic aura despite White’s jazz-like frantic drumming and lushly crashing cymbals. “Moon on the Land” lopes along with pretty Irish flair, “Rising Below” is folky, with weeping violin and a snare drum that offers a Civil War-esque beat before the song lathers itself up into a crescendo only to softly fade out. Ellis’ violin again shines on the sprawling “The Pier,” “Ashen Snow” is elegant with tinkling piano while “You Greet Her Ghost” is as haunting as its name. Turner’s guitar keeps a plucky riff that enhances Ellis’ somber violin on “Rain Song,” and “That Was Was” is a bluesy and garage-influenced scorcher that begs for gritty Cave-penned lyrics — though words would only muddy up the brilliance of the blistering track. For all intents and purposes, Turner, White and Ellis might be considered backing musicians in their numerous projects, but as Dirty Three, they have truly found their voices, so to speak.
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1. Gotye/Kimbra: “Somebody That I Used To Know” 2. fun./Janelle Monae: “We Are Young” 3. The Black Keys: “Lonely Boy” 4. AWOLNATION: “Not Your Fault”
-- Nikki M. Mascali Weekender Editor 5. Foo Fighters: “These Days” 6. Foster The People: “Don’t Stop” 7. Rise Against: “Satellite” 8. Grouplove: “Tongue Tied” 9. Young The Giant: “Cough Syrup” 10. M83: “Midnight City”
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the same time, on the same screen. The high resolution of the Galaxy Tab’s 7.67-inch display ensured that it was extremely workable. Verizon’s 4G LTE network is available on the Tab, and the device is capable of using all of that bandwidth to its full potential — HD video was crystal clear and didn’t degrade or require much buffering time, and Internet browsing was snappy. The Galaxy Tab 7.7 has frontand rear-facing cameras. The rear camera is 3-megapixels (with a flash) and can capture HD quality video, while the front-facing camera is 2 megapixels and suitable for video chats and conferences. As usual with Samsung devices, you get more in terms of interface and usability. The Galaxy Tab comes with Samsung Hub, which includes social, music, reader and game components; in short, an analog of the iTunes store. Samsung’s swype keyboard interface also deserves mention.
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he fans of VH1’s “Mob Wives” take to Twitter every Sunday when a new episode airs. Many tweet not that they love Drita D’Avanzo, but that they f--king love her. And when I brought this up to her during a recent interview on “The Ralphie Radio Show,” it’s safe to say she f--king loves it. “There’s an extra ‘oomph’ to it,” a laughing D’Avanzo said. “Just loving someone is kind of weak.” All kidding aside, the soon-tobe ex-wife of the incarcerated Lee D’Avanzo feels that people connect with her because on some level, they can relate. “Everybody has that side of them,” she said, referring to her no-nonsense, in-your-face persona people witness on the show. “I just keep it real, and I’m myself, and they feel comfortable being their self.” But D’Avanzo revealed that her closest friends, including one that has known her for more than 30 years, see the TV star in a much different light. “She always tells everyone, ‘I never had an argument with her. She’s the easiest person to get along with,’” D’Avanzo said. “What you do see on the show is me, because I could never not be me. But, there is editing.” Despite the personal wishes of cast members or the “influence” that family members may have in other areas, the final cut of “Mob Wives” is at the discretion of VH1. “I would be like, ‘Hello? Take the fight out!’” D’Avanzo said if she had a say in what airs. “(The network) is going to get the moments that capture entertainment.” Of course if you watch the show, you know that “entertainment” primarily refers to conflict and controversy. While that might
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Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris and Taylor Kitsch as the title character in a scene from ‘John Carter.’
$250 million down the drain “
John Carter’s” $250 million price tag and its genre (action-adventure blockbuster) come with a few expectations. At the very least, we’re due a visual feast that distracts us from our dishwater-gray lives for two hours. Unfortunately, director Andrew Stanton gives us little to ooh and aah over: Aliens resembling toned celery stalks, a few nasty, nondescript creatures and a protagonist whose super power is jumping really high, an effect whose coolness expired shortly after the release of “Super Mario Brothers 2.”
Lacking a smidgen of visual grandeur or CGI inspiration — shocking considering that Stanton directed the stunning animated films “Finding Nemo” and “WALL-E” — “John Carter” has little to recommend it. Well, there is one thing: If you’ve ever wondered how a quarter of a billion dollars could be spent on boring you, here is proof. The movie stars Taylor Kitsch of TV’s “Friday Night Lights” as the Edgar Rice Burroughs-created title character, an adventurous explorer. The action starts in 1881, when a distressed Carter
reaches out to his nephew, Edgar (of course). By the time the young man arrives to his uncle’s estate, Carter is dead. Among Edgar’s inheritance is Carter’s secret journal. “I ask you to believe me once more,” Carter writes in his introduction. The journal goes on to reveal that in 1868, Carter’s journey to find a cave of gold went cosmically awry, causing him to be teleported to futuristic Mars — known as Helium to its warring inhabitants. Told mostly in flashbacks, “John Carter” has a simple story:
Carter lands on the Red Planet, finds allies, kicks ass, saves romantic interest (Lynn Collins) from peril decreed by fate. The movie’s three screenwriters (including Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Michael Chabon) needlessly complicate affairs, drowning us in subplots and details, none of which add juice to the narrative. Like George Lucas’ ponderous later scripts in the “Star Wars” saga, everything is presented with the explanatory pizzazz of a calculus textbook. We don’t need to know how Mars’ warlord (Dominic West) got his power and the story behind his power brokers. It’s not necessary to learn the benefits of “the ninth ray,” especially if it’s barely part of the plot. What brings Carter to the desert cave/ time portal is absolutely useless, even if it involves Bryan Cranston. A litany of details does not add intrigue or urgency; something has to be done with them. In “John Carter,” it’s a cheap trick to give dramatic heft, when the time could have been better spent crafting outrageous battle scenes
or adding bite to the dialogue. Besides, this ain’t “Sense and Sensibility.” It’s hard to take a movie seriously where three Oscar-nominated actors (Willem Dafoe, Samantha Morton and Thomas Haden Church) portray creatures that look like something from the produce aisle. Or when Collins, playing the independent-minded, combative heroine, dresses like she’s headlining at the classiest gentlemen’s club in Alpha Centauri. Kitsch, wearing mostly a glorified loincloth, gives a spiritless performance; his pectorals and impeccable, spa-like grooming do the talking. Collins’ and Kitsch’s outrageous costuming — she’s an academic, by the way — are never commented upon by Stanton or the writers. That lack of awareness is unsurprising since “John Carter” has no idea how to consistently entertain us. Then again, what do you expect for $250 million? Read more of Pete’s cinematic musings at whatpeteswatching. blogspot.com or follow @PeteCroatto.
The film even lacks visual grandeur — a rarity for action-adventure blockbusters.
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YouTube sensation Taylor Mali will appear at Marywood University Monday, March 19.
By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
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e may be a full-time poet now, but Taylor Mali, known for his YouTube video “What Teachers Make,” is something of a champion for what he seems to
consider the unsung heroes of today’s schools. “Teaching is a way of — I sound so corny saying this — but it’s a way of seeing the future in your classroom every day,” Mali said in a recent phone interview. “So it’s a kind of preparing for the future. And it’s passing on to children
the skills that will bring about a better life for them.” Though Mali taught in the classroom for nine years and now makes the rounds teaching workshops and performing spoken word poetry (which, when performed in a competition with other poets, is considered a form of slam poetry),
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Mali referred to his experience as the curator of Page Meets Stage at the Bowery Poetry Club in New York City, where page-oriented poets and slam or spoken word artists “go back and forth poem for poem.” “In the seven years I’ve been curating that, I’ve noticed that poets who write primarily for the page spend hours putting together words they know that will sound great when they are read aloud,” he said. “But then when they actually read them aloud, they feel like their work has been done for them … Whereas a spoken word poet would say I spent a lot of time putting these words together that sound beautiful, and now let me equally spend some time figuring out how to give them the most beautiful sendoff that they can.” W
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he considers what he currently does to be just another form of the profession. “When I would be on stage and somebody would ask me (why I stopped teaching), I would say, ‘You know what, I miss teaching every day, but the truth is I might be able to do more for the teaching profession outside of the classroom then I could when I was in it,’” Mali began. “And although that’s true, people would come up to me afterwards and say, ‘Don’t think for a second that you’ve stopped teaching.’” Mali will bring his particular brand of intellect to Marywood University on Monday, March 19 for a performance and book signing. He has a new book of short essays and reflections on teaching coming out at the end of the month, “What Teachers Make,” of which he will be auctioning off uncorrected proof copies and donating the proceeds to the American Cancer Society. He’s also got two books of poetry on shelves, “The Last Time As We Are” and “What Learning Leaves.” When asked to define the difference between written poetry and spoken-word poetry,
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4th Annual Laugh Out Loud Comedy Show March 30, 7-10 p.m., doors 6:30 p.m., Seasons Ball Room, Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs. $60 (feat. Silent auction, hors d’oeuvres), $40 (show only, 8:15 p.m.). Cash bar. Business casual dress. Patty Leighton, honorary Master of Ceremonies. Mary Dimino, Liz Russo, Mary Radzinski, Jeannine Luby. Proceeds benefit Domestic Violence Service Center. For tickets/info, call Nina Dei Tos at 570.823.6799 ext. 221. 4th Annual Night at the Races March 31, doors 6 p.m., post time 7 p.m., St. Anthony’s Parish Center, Exeter. Adults only. Free admission w/ $10 purchase of horse, otherwise $5.Food, drink. If your horse wins, get $50.Proceeds benefit 1st Lt. Jeffrey DePrimo Memorial Fund. Pick up horse forms at W. Side Auto, 401 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston. Info: 570.237.0765.
9th Annual C.A.S.U.A.L. Day March 29. Colon cancer Awareness Saves Unlimited Adult Lives. Dress down day as determined by workplace in memory of Helen Phillips. T-shirts, $15; pins, $5. Proceeds benefit Northeast Regional Cancer Institute. For info/to participate/to be team captain, call 1.800.424.6724, visit cancernepa.org. American Lung Association • Fight for Air Climb: March 24, Mohegan Sun Arena, Wilkes-Barre. Climb one floor of steps, both up and down. Volunteers needed. For info, registration, sponsorships, visit lunginfo.org/arenaclimb, call 570.823.2212. • Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Game: March 24, 7:05 p.m., vs. St. John’s, Mohegan Sun Arena. $18-$23, includes hat, hot dog, popcorn, soda. Portion of each ticket donated to ALA. Info/tickets: 570.970.3607, csipsky@wbspenguins.com. Big Brothers Big Sisters • 30th Annual Bowl for Kids’ Sake:
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Make A Break for McAuley 5K Run March 24, 10 a.m., Kirby Park/River Commons. Rain date March 31. Bring household item to donate to the Catherine McAuley Center. Pre-registration, $15/students, $20/adults. Under 10, free. $5 late fee after March 14. Refreshments, prizes to follow. Info: jlwb5krun@gmail.com, makeabreakformcauley.webs.com. ∝ A Night at the Races March 24, doors 6:30 p.m., Our Lady of Peace School (410 N. Abington Road, Clarks Summit). $10/advance, $15/ door, food, BYOB, beverages, basket raffles, name a horse for $10. Proceeds benefit Religious Education Program’s Vacation Bible School. Info: 570.586.1741.
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WFTE FM 90.3/105.7 Get On the Air Benefit Concerts • Mark Sutorka: March 15, Chestnut Street Tavern, Dunmore. • Cullen: March 17, Chestnut Street Tavern, Dunmore. Wilkes-Barre YMCA • Party for Jayden: March 22, 5-8 p.m., Rodano’s (53 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre). $20, includes food,
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ACROSS 1 Rotating part 4 Existed 7 Deep-sea predator 8 Move to one side 10 Adversary 11 The external world 13 News crew member 16 Work with 17 Judicial apparel 18 “- was saying, ...” 19 Sheepish comments 20 A long time 21 Choir’s rendition 23 Cheney’s successor 25 Salamander 26 Sell 27 Raw rocks 28 Irving Berlin’s “Blue -” 30 Afternoon social 33 13-Across’ offering 36 “A Streetcar Named Desire” role 37 Bracelet adornment 38 Short fishing line 39 Slight amounts 40 James Bond, e.g. 41 Pigpen
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DOWN 1 Minotaur’s home 2 Pinnacle 3 Pertaining to a city election 4 7-Across, e.g. 5 Jam ingredients? 6 A size too small, maybe 7 Individuals 8 Uppity sorts 9 Battlefield prioritization 10 Ostrich’s cousin 12 Ruhr Valley city 14 Wander 15 “- the season ...” 19 Cudgel 20 Toss in 21 Shimon of Israel 22 Workout garb 23 Milwaukee product 24 Entomologist’s subjects 25 Promptly 26 Spreading fast on YouTube 28 Drag (Var.) 29 “An American in Paris” star 30 Sycophant 31 Blunders 32 $ dispenser 34 Sawbucks 35 Terrific, in rapspeak
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“How to Write Groundhog Day” by Danny Rubin Rating: W W W 1/2
The write way By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
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now that feeling of waking up to a different day of the same old stuff? What would you call that? If the answer has something to do with the second day of February and a rodent belonging to the Sciuridae family, then you probably owe screenwriter Danny Rubin some kind of a royalty. As the brains behind the 1993 Bill Murray flick, “Groundhog Day,” Rubin is responsible for adding the indispensable phrase to our pop-culture lingo — but he wasn’t the only one. In his e-book, “How To Write Groundhog Day,” he takes fans and fledgling writers down the road he followed to Punxsutawney, Pa., which included quite a bit of help from his director, Harold Ramis, and everyone else involved in the film. While the title may lead one
to believe that this is a how-to for writing a successful screenplay, it’s more of a howto on one way that could be accomplished. Rubin sums it up pretty well in the beginning when he writes, “Remember, many books can teach you how to write your screenplay. But only this book can teach you how to write mine. Here’s what I knew and when I knew it.” The book is less about telling and more about showing — this is certainly not “Screenplay Writing for Dummies.” “How To Write Groundhog Day” isn’t necessarily only for those who want to write, though. It includes so many literary artifacts from the making of the movie, including the original script, that people who enjoyed watching Murray kidnap a groundhog and let it get behind the wheel will surely have no gripes about this book. In that way, it appeals to everyone. The notes on the script could be helpful to a writer, to see what the kinds of problems one faces when confronted with the desires of the studio, the director and whomever else. And those same notes surely hold a certain magical value for diehard fans of the film, which is a cult classic in its own right. Even as a casual fan of the movie, it’s fascinating to read about the way it developed and changed based on the other spoons that were stirring the pot. And the nuances of the film industry, from the way every little offhand comment can be taken the wrong way to the varying expectations a studio might have for a piece, is provoking whether or not you have designs on writing the next Jennifer Aniston flick. “How To Write Groundhog Day” is a must for enthusiasts of the movie and perhaps an added bonus for writers. The only turn-off is how Rubin writes as if no movie has ever or will ever measure up to his pride and joy. Yes, it’s entertaining, and yes, he might be writing in a sarcastic, noncommittal tone, but he could probably stand to eat a slice of humble pie.
theater listings
ACTORS CIRCLE AT PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reservations: 570.342.9707, actorscircle.org) • “Crimes of the Heart:” March 22-25, 30-31, April 1. Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m. $12 GA, $10 seniors, $8 students. Preview March 22, $8 GA/seniors, $6 students. Call for reservations.
BLOOMSBURG THEATRE ENSEMBLE
(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181, 800.282.0283, bte.org) Ticket prices: $9-$25 • “Murder at the Howard Johnson’s:” through March 25, Thurs.-Sat., 7:30 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m.
CORNER BISTRO DINNER THEATRE
(76-78 S. Main St. Carbondale, 570.282.7499) • “Big Wigs” Starring Aggy Dune and Kasha Davis: March 30-31, appetizer buffet, 7:30 p.m., show, 8:30 p.m. Advance sales only, $15. Vegas-style impersonator show direct from New York. Call for tickets.
DIETRICH THEATRE
(60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, dietrichtheater.com) • “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest:” March 21, 23-24, 7 p.m.; 25, 3 p.m. $10.
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
(71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, 570.826.1100) • “Fish Face (The Kids of Polk Street School):” March 27, 10 a.m., $6.50
JASON MILLER PLAYWRIGHTS’ PROJECT
(570.344.3656, SubVerseAphrodesia.com, nepaplaywrights@live.com) • Staged Reading of Vittorio Alfieri’s “Octavia:” March 28, 7:30 p.m., The Olde Brick Theatre (126 W. Market St., Scranton). Mediterranean-themed refreshments. Donation requested to support cost of actor stipends.
KISS (KIDS INNOVATING STAGE & SOUND) THEATER
(in old movie theater at Wyoming Valley Mall), kisstheatre.org, 570.991.1818/0844) • Disney’s Winnie the Pooh Kids: March 23-24, 7 p.m., March 24-25, 2 p.m.
THE LAKESIDE PLAYERS
(Lakeville Community Hall, Route 590, Lakeville, across from Caesars Cove Haven, 570.226.6207, lakesideplayers.net) • “Sylvia” by A.R. Gurney: March 28, cash bar 5:30 p.m., buffet 6 p.m., play 8 p.m., Ehrhardt’s Waterfront Banquet Center, Tafton. Scholarship fundraiser for Northeastern Pennsylvania Theatrical Alliance. Comedy. $35, reservations required. Call 470.8713. Info: neptatheaters.com
LITTLE THEATRE OF WILKES-BARRE
(537 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre: 570.823.1875, ltwb.org) • “Chicago:” March 24, 30, 31, 8 p.m., March 25, April 1, 3 p.m., $18
MUSIC BOX PLAYERS
(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or musicbox.org) • Audience Participation Murder Mystery “Next of Kin:” March 16-18. Fri.-Sat., 6:30 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 p.m. $30, includes buffet dinner, call to reserve.
PENNSYLVANIA THEATER FOR PERFORMING ARTS
(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org) • “Rockin’ Roller Coaster:” March 16-17, 23-24, 7 p.m., March 18, 25, 3 p.m.
Dinner buffet 90 min. before show. Show only: $16 adults, $14 seniors 62+/students, $10 children. Dinner/ show: $32 adults, $28 seniors 62+/ students, $20 children. Call or visit website for tickets.
THE PHOENIX PERFORMING ARTS CENTER
(409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • “Bye Bye Birdie” Musical: March 23-24, 30-31, 7 p.m.; March 25, April 1, 2 p.m. $10. Reservations recommended.
SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • “South Pacific:” March 23-25, times vary, $46.25-$67.25
SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, theshawneeplayhouse.com) • Real Friends Help You Move by K.K Gordon, Gettin’ Out The Green By Paul Kodiak, The Family Doctor by Steven Lehrer: March 16, 7 p.m. • “The Thwarting of Baron Bolligrew:” March 23, 25, 30, April 1, 2 p.m., March 24, 31, 8 p.m. By Kaleidoscope Players. Rated G. $18/adults, $15/seniors, AAA members, $10/children. W -- compiled by Amanda Riemensnyder, Weekender Intern Send your listings to: weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 31 draft beer, well drinks (Pinnacle vodkas, Captain Morgan). Proceeds provide diabetic alert dog to 7-yearold Jayden. Call 570.823.2191 x222 for tickets. • Camp Kresge’s Annual Spaghetti Dinner: March 27, 4-8 p.m., Rodano’s, Wilkes-Barre. $7/adults, $3.50/under 12. Dine in, take out. Benefits camping programs. • Zumbathon: March 31, 1-3 p.m. $10, $5 with student ID. 2-hour party, silent auction, giveaways, refreshments. Proceeds provide diabetic alert dog to 7-year-old Jayden. Call 570.823.2191, x222, e-mail Sara.May@solidcactus.com.
EVENTS 12th Annual Heat at the Seat Chili Cook-Off March 17, 2 p.m., Country Seat Tavern (Maple St., Montrose). Music by My Own Monster. All proceeds benefit Endless Mountains Medical Care Foundation. For info/to register, call 570.278.9996. Breslau Hose Co. No. 5 Ladies Aux Potato Pancake Sale March 16, 30, 4-7 p.m. Pancakes only, benefits local volunteer firemen. Info: 570.817.1937. Bridal Luncheon and Fashion Show March 18, 1-4 p.m., Irem Clubhouse (64 Ridgway, Dallas). $20. Lunch 1:30 p.m., includes hors d’oeuvres, house salad, choice of chicken francaise/herb crusted baked haddock. Bridal show 2:15 p.m. Call 570.675.1134 ext. 100. Browndale Fire Co. (Route 247, 620 Marion St., Browndale, 43fire.com) • Homemade Pierogi For Sale: donation $6/dozen. Potato and cheese. To order, contact any member, call 570.499.4908, e-mail jdoyle@nep.net, go online. • Annual Spring Chicken Barbecue: March 25, drive-through only 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Half chicken, potato, vegetable, coleslaw, roll, dessert. $9, from any member or 570.785.5300 or 499.4908, by e-mail at jdoyle@nep.net. Advance sales only.
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serve, call 800.830.7463, Genetti’s at 570.825.6477, Klines Shoes at 575.4912 or Joe Tutino at 457.2808.
Chinchilla Hose Company (Shady Lane Rd., 570.586.5726, www.chcfire.net) • Annual Pizza Sale: every Fri. during lent until April 6, 2-7 p.m. Red, white, white broccoli. Proceeds benefit operation/equipment. Orders can be placed day of, call. • Basket Bingo Fundraiser: March 31, 1 p.m., $25/door, $20/advance. Supports Crohn’s and Colitis Foundation of America. Info: 225.1071. Choral Society
Fundamentals to Selling on eBay Class March 24, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Mayfield Conference Room at Hilton Scranton. $125, “bring a friend for free” deal. Focus on laying foundations for sales on eBay with Jason Richner. To reserve, contact 570.229.7289, easyselling101.com.
Telling you for the last time One Laugh at Least, Northeastern Pennsylvania’s sketch comedy and improvisational troupe, will give two final performances titled “The Big KISS Off,” Saturday, March 17 at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. at KISS Theatre (58 Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre). Known for its YouTube sensation “Heynabonics,” the group debuted in 1998. The show will feature standup comedy and original sketch comedy about life in NEPA, along with improv using help from the audience. Its title came about because group member Greg Korin (above, center) is moving to Las Vegas. Tickets are $15 with group pricing available, call 570.970.8553 or e-mail onelaughatleast@aol.com. For more info, visit OneLaughAtLeast.org. • “Wondrous Love:” March 31, Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton); April 1, St. Stephen’s Episcopal Pro-Cathedral (35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre). $15/adults, free/18 and under, $3 discount/ seniors, students, Lackawanna Library card holders, WVIA/Raymond Hood Room/Scranton Cultural Center members. Info: 570.343.6707, choralsociety.net. Clifford Community Youth Group • 5th Annual Homemade Easter Egg Sale: through March 25. $2/homemade peanut butter, coconut cream. Pickup March 24, 31, 10 a.m.-noon, Clifford United Methodist Church. To order: 570.222.3331, 222.4344. Preorders appreciated. Comedy Stand-Off Wed. in March, 9 p.m. (arrive by 8:30 to sign up), Clarion Hotel & The Hub Lounge (300 Meadow Ave., Scranton). Perform 5-7 min. routine, top 3 picked each week. Top 12 perform April 12, top 5 picked by Scott Bruce for a show, date TBA. Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) • Soup & Devotions: Wed. through April 4, noon. Soup, bread, dessert served. • Ham and Cabbage Dinner: March 17, 4-7 p.m. $9. Ham, cabbage, pota-
toes, applesauce, dessert, coffee, tea. Take-out available. Call church office, 570.788.3493, e-mail conynghamc@ptd.net. • Craft Fair: March 25. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: ❏ Kids Classes: • Quilting for Kids: Wed., through March 28, 3:30-5 p.m. Ages 6+. $6/ class. • Here’s Looking at You!: March 14, 21, 28, 4-5 p.m. Ages 5-12. Free. • Young at Art: Puppetry for Preschoolers: March 15, 22, 29, 10-10:45 a.m. Ages 4-5. $35. • All About Puppetry: Ages 5-8, March 16, 23, 30, 4-5:30 p.m.; Ages 9-12, March 15, 22, 29, 4-5:30 p.m. $35/4 classes. • Puppetry Together: March 16, 23, 30, 10-10:45 a.m. Ages 3-4. $35. • Little People & Nature: Series 1-March 20, 27, 10-11 a.m.; Series 2March 14, 21, 28, 10-11 a.m. Ages 2 1/2-5. Free. ❏ Intergenerational Classes: • Quilting for Everyone: Wed., through-March 28, 6-7:30 p.m. All ages. $6/class. No experience required, all materials provided. • Open Studio: March 19-20, 26-27, 7-8:30 p.m. Ages 13+. $50/series of 4 classes or $15/class. ❏ Adult Classes: • Pottery & Sculpture for Beginners: March 15, 22, 29, 7-8:30 p.m. Ages 13+.
$60/4-class series. All materials supplied. • Knitting for Beginners: March 27, 7-9 p.m. Ages 16+. $35. All materials supplied. • Decorative Painting: March 14, 21, 28, noon-3 p.m. Ages 16+. $20/class + cost of painting surface. Preregistration required, call. • Jewelry Making: Expressions in Fused Glass: March 19, 7-9 p.m. Ages 16+. $60. All materials supplied. Doug Smith Music (dougsmithbass@comcast.net, 570.343.7271) • March 23, 7-11 p.m., Carl Von Luger Steak & Seafood, Scranton. With Jim Buckley Jazz Quartet. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5303, artsyouniverse.com) • Verve Vertu Deutsch Institute “Interweaving Creativity” Performance/Art Exhibit: March 16, artwork can be viewed starting 5 p.m., performance 6-7 p.m., artuary. Reception to follow. Entertainment Unlimited Events: • St. Patty’s Day Spectacular: March 17, doors 5 p.m., dinner 5:45-6:45 p.m., dancing 7-11 p.m., Genetti’s Best Western (77 E. Market St., WilkesBarre). $35, deluxe buffet, cash bar. The Poets, Frankie and the Corvettes, The Fab 3 (Beatles tribute). To re-
Grace Episcopal Church (30 Butler St., Kingston, 570.287.8440) • Family Health Fair: March 31, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Blood pressure checks, dental, eye exams, nutrition info, healthy snacks, fitness demos, fire safety, face painting, games. Free, open to public. Info: gracechurchkingston.org Greater Hazleton Chamber of Commerce events (20 W. Broad St.): • Chamber Breakfast Program: Capriotti’s Palazzo (1 Banks Ave., McAdoo). Rep. Tarah Toohil, March 21; Senator John Yudichak, April 25; Luzerne County Council, May 31. $15/members, $20/non-members. Full breakfast. Call 570.455.1509. The Greater Scranton Chamber of Commerce events: • Economic Outlook Breakfast: March 22, 8 a.m., Radisson Lackawanna Station Hotel. Harveys Lake American Legion Post 967 Ham and Cabbage Dinner-Dance March 17, 7-midnight, 4907 Memorial Highway. $15, no tickets at door. No smoking, 21+. Neon Knights, admission includes band, food, refreshments. Info: harveyslake967.org. Health Seminar on Breast Cancer Prevention and Detection March 16, registration 8 a.m. Presentation by Susan M. Domchek, 9-11 a.m., Leo Moskovitz Theater, 4th Floor Denaples Center, University of Scranton. Second part, Medical Grand Rounds at McGowan Conference Room, 2nd floor, Ancillary building, Regional Hospital of Scranton, noon-1 p.m. Reservations required, $10/person, checks made out to Komen for the Cure NEPA Affiliate. For reservations call 570.969.6072. Keep Wine-ing: He might start to look like Prince Charming March 22, 7:30 p.m., Bartolai Winery (Route 92, Exeter Twp.). $15. Jeannine M. Luby, Liz Russo. Info: 570.650.7518, notprincecharming.com. King’s College: (133 North River
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 34 St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or www.kings.edu) events: • Liberal Arts Career Expo: March 21, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center. Majors such as Criminal Justice, Psychology, Mass Communications, Environmental Studies, English/Professional writing. Lackawanna College events (Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St., Scranton, 570.955.1455) • Yesterday & Today: Interactive Beatles Tribute: March 23, 8 p.m. $25-$30, $15/students. ❏ Environmental Institute events: (Rt. 435, Covington Twp., 570.842.1506, www.lackawanna.edu) • Vegetable Gardening 101: March 20, 6:30-8 p.m. $5, pre-registration required. • “Man on Earth:” March 23-April 20, opening March 23, 5-7 p.m. Earl Lehman and his students, exhibit investigates man’s impact on the planet. Refreshments. Free. Info: earllehman.com. Martial Arts Super Sport “Night for the Troops” March 24, 7 p.m., doors 6 p.m., Kingston Armory (280 Market St., Kingston). $30-$75, all uniformed soldiers free. 14 fights. Will Weber, Steve Mytych, T-Rex Harris.
Marywood University events (2300 Adams Avenue, Scranton, www.marywood.edu, 570.348.6211) • 13th Annual Spring Show: March 16-17, 2 p.m., 7 p.m., Sette LaVerghetta Center for the Performing Arts. $3/students, $5/adults, proceeds fund community service events to purchase costumes/uniform tops. Dance team performing “Dear Diary.” Basket raffle, $1, $5/10 tickets, $10/12 tickets, no advance tickets. Info: 570.815.4891, oreoq@yahoo.com. • 5th Annual Charity Basketball Game: March 24, 6:30 p.m., doors 5 p.m., Mellow Center. Men’s and women’s basketball teams against Allied Forces from Allied Services, wheelchair basketball game. $5, $3 with student ID. To support physically and mentally challenged at St. Joseph’s Center. Info: 328.6211 x2549, kkuna@marywood.edu Misericordia University events (www.misericordia.edu, 570.674.6400, box office 674.6719): • Easter Egg Hunt and Brunch with the Easter Bunny: March 31, brunch 10-11 a.m. or 11:15 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $10/ adults, $5/children 5-12, free under 5. Reservations required, call 674.6768. Mount Airy Casino Resort (44 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono). • Ramona Singer Meet-and-Greet: March 31, 6-8 p.m., Gypsies. $20. Of “The Real Housewives of New York
City.” First 250 get autographed ‘Ramona Pinot Grigio.’ Tasting table. Info: mountairycasino.com, 866.468.7619. Mt. Aloysius College (7373 Admiral Peary Highway, Cressona) • Kathleen Hall Jamieson Lecture: “Incivility and its Discontents:” March 21, 2 p.m., 7 p.m., Historic Alumni Hall. Free, public encouraged. Registration recommended, call 570.886.6510. Muhlenburg United Methodist Church (below Muhlenburg Corners on the Hunlock-Harveyville Rd., Hunlock Creek) events: • Italian Hoagie Sale: $4/each. Call 570.256.3697, all orders must be in by March 18. Myrtle Street UM Church (840 Harrison Ave., Scranton, 570.346.9911, 342.2015) events: • Community Craft Fair: March 24, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. New vendors with homemade crafts, baked goods, snack shop, door prizes. Northern Tier Symphony Orchestra (570.289.1090, northerntiersymphony@yahoo.com, northerntiersymphony.org) • Concerts: March 24, 8 p.m., Tunkhannock Middle School, April 1, 3 p.m., Towanda High School. Advance:
$8/adult, $4/student; door, $9/adult, $5/student. The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959) • Knit and Crochet Group: March 17, 31, 10:30 a.m.-noon. • Storm Stalkers Chase Group: March 24, 9:30 a.m-4 p.m. Thunderstorm safety for kids, 9:30 a.m., ages 5+; junior spotter class, 10 a.m., ages 5+; basic spotter course, noon, ages 12+; advanced spotter class, 2 p.m., ages 12+; storm chaser ethics course, 4 p.m., ages 12+. • “Love Your Library Night” as Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins take on St. John’s Ice Caps: March 24, 7:05 p.m., Mohegan Sun Arena. Starts $18, via Penguins group sales office. Includes seat, baseball cap, food voucher. Portion of the ticket sales will support library. Info/tickets: 570.208.5415, ekain@wbspenguins.com. Penn State Wilkes-Barre events: • Spring Personal Enrichment Film & Discussion Series Celebrating the Titanic: Thurs., 7 p.m., March 22-April 12, last night held April 15, R/C WilkesBarre Movies 14, Wilkes-Barre. Prefilm lecture notes, post-film discussion with guest speakers. Titanic Tech, Ghosts of the Abyss, A Night to
Remember, Raise the Titanic, Titanic (1953). Info: 570.675.9269, rrybicki@psu.edu. Perspective Church of Pittston • All Rapped Up: March 24, 8 p.m., 66 Broad St., Pittston. $25/adult, $15/student. Developed by Driven, The Young Adult Ministry of Perspective Church. RSVP, 570.212.9582. Robert Dale Chorale (570.586.3921, robertdalechorale.org) • 27th Annual NEPA Bach Festival: March 17-18. Opens March 17, 4 p.m., organ concert, Elm Park United Methodist Church, Scranton; 8 p.m., Chamber Music Concert, St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, Scranton. Concludes March 18, 3 p.m., St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, Scranton. $15/GA, $12/seniors, WVIA members, $7/ students; admission to organ concert free. Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, SafeHaven@epix.net) • Adoption Day: March 18, April 15, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Tractor Supply (Route 209, Brodheadsville). Dogs available to meet and get to know. Pre-adoption application with references, home visit required prior to adop-
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By Jeff and Amanda of 98.5 KRZ
Special to the Weekender
In this March 2 photo, a New York City taxi driver pumps gas at a BP mini-mart, in New York. Experts say pump prices are rising, and forecasts see prices as high as $4.25 per gallon in late April.
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breakthroughs in drilling in places like the Bakken Shale Formation and the Marcellus discovery here in our backyard, we don’t need to be sending our money off to third-world ragtag nations who then turn around and spend that money on weapons that could one day harm us. I say let’s turn on the oil spigots in this country and keep our money here. One day, wind and solar power may be the answer, but we’re not there yet. Most solar companies can’t even stay in business without government bailouts. If we don’t get the price of gas under control right now, this whole economy will come crashing down like a house of cards. I wonder if the president has “a comprehensive plan” for that, too? Amanda’s Brag: If you shop online ever, read on. I’ve heard rumblings on a cash-back site called Ebates for a while, but assumed there was some kind of catch or it was a scam and never joined. A girl who works here at KRZ
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Jeff’s Bitch: Are you enjoying that $3.79 per gallon gas? Enough is enough already. People should be really pissed off, but not just at the oil companies. They’re the easy target. How about the president? Do you realize when he took office, gas was hovering around $1.86 a gallon. Think about that — it’s more than doubled! Back then, presidential candidate Barack Obama fought any cries to increase drilling in this country, openly mocking the “drill, baby, drill” crowd saying it would take four to five years to reduce prices that way. Guess what, we’re closing in on that four-to-five-year period. What was Obama’s plan he outlined last week in a speech? He said we need “a comprehensive energy policy,” and then went on to mock the “drill, baby, drill” crowd. Wow, we’ve come so far! The president just shot down that Keystone pipeline which would have imported oil from Canada down into the U.S. He claimed he wasn’t given enough time to analyze its environmental impact, when in fact, the study has been going on for four years! So now Canada is selling that oil to China. Great. We have a motherload of oil and natural gas in this country. And with recent technological
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HISTORY The Houdini Museum (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton) Every weekend by reservation. Open 1 p.m., closes 4 p.m. Also available weekdays for school groups, bus, hotel groups. • Ghost Tours: Scheduled daily, 7 p.m., reservations required. Secret time/meeting place divulged upon reservation, call 570.383.1821.$20/ adults, $15/11 and under. Rain or shine, 52 weeks/year. Daytime walks also available on limited basis. Private tours can be arranged for groups. Pennsylvania’s Anthracite Heritage Museum (McDade Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year round, Tues.-Sat. from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., noon-5 p.m. • Maple Syrup Program: March 25, 2:30 p.m., snow date April 1, 2:30 p.m.
LEARNING Academy of Northern Martial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Health and Defense. Adult & Children’s Classes, Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class free. Walk-ins welcome, call 371.9919, 817.2161 for info. Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: 570.829.2707) Ongoing classes. Tues./Thurs., 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese Martial Art open hand, weapons sets. Mon., Wed., 6:30 p.m. Covers Chinese style theories, concepts, applications. “Sport” fighting concepts explained, practiced. ArtWorks Gallery & Studio (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815): ❏ Children’s Spring Workshops: • Watercolor: March 24, 31, 10 a.m.noon. $40. • Art Start: Sat., April 7-May 12, 12:30-1:30 p.m. $80 for 6-week series in drawing, painting, clay. • Theatre: Wed., April 3-May 9, 4:30-6 p.m.
Core Chiropractic Center (180 United Penn Plaza, Kingston, 570.718.1672) • Reiki Level 1 Class: March 24, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. $195, learn history and principles of Reiki. Info: 417.9662. Danko’s Core Wrestling Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) • Four sessions/week, features two clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/week. Increase power, speed, agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. • Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance: Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call 343.2033 for info. • Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. $10. Call 836.7399 for info. • Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m. Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for info. • African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m. Traditional African moves with jazz and hip-hop. $10, registration required, call 212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for info. Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. First visit free. Wrestling fundamentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No Gi. Call for info. • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Non-combative class. • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info. GreenBeing (334 Adams Ave., Scranton, info@shopgreenbeing.com) • Not Your Granny’s Sewing: one-onone lessons: $40/lesson, $140/4 sessions, 2-3 hour sessions. Tailored to individual needs. Hazleton Art League (225 E. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.0092, Hazletonsartleague.org) • Figure Drawing Class: through April 30, Mon., 4-7 p.m. Call 570.453.1337 for info. Horse Back Riding Lessons Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appointment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.575.8649 to schedule. Kwonkodo Lessons – by reservation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Institute (210 Division St., Kingston).
Run to the hills Local Iron Maiden tribute show “Made In Iron” will perform Saturday, March 17 at 9 p.m. at Sophie’s Pit Stop (1504 Freas Ave., Berwick). Comprised of lead vocalist Brad Kane, Troy and Nicko Kane on lead guitars, Eric Steven on bass guitar and Don Hosler on drums, the group covers all eras of Iron Maiden from the very beginning right up to the present. There will be a $5 cover. For more info, visit madeiniron.us.
$40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for info. Misericordia University Non-credit Art Classes (50 Lake St., registration required, closes two weeks before start of class, 570.674.6289) • Needle Felted Pin: Ages 13+, starts March 22, register by March 15. • Independent Study: Ages 15+, March 31, April 14, 12, 28. Register by March 17. More classes May 5, 12, 19, 26. Register by April 21. • Learn to Draw 2: Ages 15+, starts April 2, register by March 19. Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047 Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839, nejujitsu.com) Open 7 days/week, offers training in Traditional Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, boxing, Judo, Women’s self defense. Group, private self defense classes available by appointment. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • Dimensions in Dance w/ Lee LaChette: Jazz, tap, ballet for adults & kids. $10/hour, $5/second class. E-mail or call 991.1817. • Vocal lessons w/ Joelle Colombo Witner: Wed., Sun. E-mail or call 991.1817. Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) ❏ Ongoing Adult Classes • Oil Painting: March 15, 22, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/non-mem-
bers, $60/seniors. Materials list. • Acrylic Painting: March 19, 26, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $110/members, $120/ non-members, $90/seniors. Materials list. ❏ Adult Classes • Basic Drawing: March 14, 21, 28, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/ non-members, $60/seniors. Materials list. • Watercolor Painting: March 19, 26, 6:30-8:30 p.m. No previous drawing ability required. $72/member, $80/ non-member, $60/seniors. Materials list. ❏ Children’s Workshop • Mixed Media: March 17, 1-3 p.m. Ages 4-6. All materials supplied. Both workshops, $45/members, $50/nonmembers. School of Combat Arts (24 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.468.9701, schoolofcombatarts.com) Be a Fighter or at least train like one. Offering classes in Muay Thai kickboxing, boxing, Sambo, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, MMA Chen-style Tai Chi, San Shou, Qigong, Chin Na (Chinese Jiu jitsu), Ninjutsu classes for men, women, kids. $200/6 months (save $130) or MMA for $300/6 months (save $180). World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) • Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing programs, striking for MMA & competition training, women’s-only kick-
boxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more. Wyoming Valley Art League • Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/ hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info.
MIND AND BODY 2&4 Hand Drumming Circle Freestyle drum circle, every second/ fourth Sat., any time between 1-4 p.m., Everything Natural (426 S. State St., Clarks Summit). All ages, newcomers, old timers welcome. Hand drums, percussion provided. Free, no pressure. Absolute Pilates with Leslie (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, www.pilateswithleslie.com) • Classes: Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m. Private training on Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, along with Pilates mat classes, stability ball core classes, more. Check website for updates. Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) ❏ Studio J, 2nd floor • Meditation in tradition of Gurdjieff, Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5 • Children’s Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 • Tarot Card Readings, by appointment. $20 first half hour, $10 additional half hours.
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Ballroom Dancing Class Thurs., 6-7 p.m., Mid-Valley Senior Center, Jessup. $3/class. Taught by certified members of Dance Educators of America Joanne and Ed Samborski. Foxtrot, waltz, swing, rumba, tango, samba, hustle, more. Call 570.489.4415.
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POETIC Arts Seen Gallery (21 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre) • Third Friday Poetry: March 16, 8 p.m. Reading of Irish Poetry, open spoken word will follow. Barnes & Noble Booksellers (Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.4210) ❏ Signings: • Harrison Wick: March 17, 6-8 p.m. Author of 3 regional history books: “Pennsylvania’s Back Mountain,” “Greater Wyoming Valley Trolleys,” “Luzerne County.” Barnes & Noble WilkesKing’s Booksellers (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) ❏ Events/Book Clubs: • Writer’s Workgroup: Wyoming Valley Wordsmiths: first/third Tues. monthly, 7 p.m. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m. Celebrates all types of writing styles, formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to register. Jim Thorpe Arts in Motion (434 Center St., Jim Thorpe, 570.483.8640, jtartsinmotion.com) • Reading the Leaves: Tea, Text and Tarot: March 23, doors 7:30 p.m., reading 8 p.m. Tarot readings by AnneMarie Balog. Open Mic following. Teas, light refreshments. E-Tickets, $10, $12 door. 18+. Lackawanna Historical Society (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) • Sherman Wooden Book Signing: March 25, 2 p.m. President of Center for Anti-Slavery Studies, author of “The Place I Call Home.” Free and open to public. Library Express (2nd Floor, Mall at Steamtown, 570.558.1670, Facebook.com/LibraryExpress) • Writers’ Workshop Series: March 14, 6-8 p.m. Jennifer Hill of Paper Kite Press, discussing rules/use of magical realism. • Library Express Book Club: March 15, 6-8 p.m. Always on third Thurs., open to everyone. March’s book: Kate Morton’s “The Distant Hours.” Discounted copies. • Federation of Democratic Women Book Club: March 22, 6-8 p.m. Discussing John Grisham’s “The Appeal.”
Osterhout Library (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.821.1959) • Wilkes University Dean and Visiting Professor Reading: March 17, noon-1:30 p.m. Dr. Linda Winkler. • Poetry Series: March 20, 6:30-8 p.m. “Finding journals and writing cover letters” with Brian Fanelli. • Franklin Street Sleuths: March 22, 6:30 p.m. “Mystery of Edwin Drood” by Charles Dickens. Penn State Wilkes-Barre • March Great Books Discussion: March 26, 7 p.m., Hayfield House, Room H-105. “The Sound and the Fury” by William Faulkner. Refreshments. Info: 570.675.9269, rrybicki@psu.edu Wyoming Valley Poetry Society (P.O. Box 173, Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.3163) • Accepting entries for Annual Student Poetry Contest: Open to grades 1-12. Rhymed or free verse, 32 lines or less, original, unpublished created by student. Submit on 8x11 white paper, typed or written, blue/ black ink. On reverse side, name, grade, school, home town, number, teacher’s name. All winners invited to read poem at Fine Arts Fiesta, May 20, 11 a.m. Mail to above address, c/o Jim Spock, by March 31. Notification around May 10. Info: 823.0786
VISUAL AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.org) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Annmarie Ciccarelli and Heather Martyak: through March 31. ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com) Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat., 11a.m.-2 p.m., or by appointment. • “David Bender:” through March 29. Sculptures, drawings. The Butternut Gallery & Second Story Books (204 Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) March-April hours: Thurs.-Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Better Enjoyed than Hidden: Collector’s Work at Butternut Gal-
lery:” March 24-May 12. Opening reception March 24, 3-5 p.m. Paintings, sculptures, jewelry, pottery from art collectors. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Factorium:” through April 2. Photographer Rebecca A. Battle. Free, open to public. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ seniors; $2 children 6-12; members free. • “Posing Beauty in African American Culture:” through April 1. Discussion with author and curator Deborah Willis, artist Carrie Mae Weems and the museum curator Nezka Pfeifer, March 22, 6-8 p.m. Light refreshments, books for purchase. Free, open to public. Reservations encouraged. • “Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: Student Art:” through April 1. Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • Trio Manifesto-selected works by Mark Maglioli, Sue Obaza, Bernadette Harrison: March 16-April 28, Second floor gallery. Opening reception March 16, 5-8 p.m. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 570.878.3970) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. • Nature’s Finest Art: through March 30. Artists whose subject matter or materials come from the earth. Dana Gabel, Mark Charles Rooney, Amy Lynn Wyman, Bethel Wyman. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art) Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m. • Student Art Exhibition: Mixed Media: March 17-31. Reception March 17, 2-5 p.m. More than 40 works in ceramics, drawing, painting, photography, sculpture, watercolor. Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) • Lecture/Q&A Session with Betsy Kelly Green, Manager of Lizza Stu-
History 101 Author Harrison Wick will host a book signing Saturday, March 17 from 6-8 p.m. at Barnes & Noble (Arena Hub Plaza, WilkesBarre). Wick is the author of three regional history books, “Pennsylvania’s Back Mountain,” “Greater Wyoming Valley Trolleys” and “Luzerne County.” He is the special collections librarian and university archivist at Indiana University of Pennsylvania, and he was formerly the archivist at Misericordia University. ∝ For info, call 570.829.4210. dios: March 20, 6 p.m. Call to register, $5/members, $7/non-members. Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/ schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. • 31st Annual Rossetti Memorial Juried Art Show Winners’ Exhibit: through March 28. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) • “Embrace a Mark Ciocca Art Collection:” through March 30. Silk screen, relief prints. Suraci Gallery (Marywood University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, marywood.edu/galleries.) Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m. • Michael Mirabito: Lost Voices-A Remembrance, Poland 1940-1945: through March 18. Photographs, photo encaustic works explore Auschwitz-Birkenau, Treblinka World War II concentration camp sites today.
Weinberg Memorial Library (University of Scranton) • “Alphabets from the Zaner-Bloser Collection:” through April 5, Heritage Room. Free during library hours. Call 570.941.6341. Widmann Gallery (Located in King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, WilkesBarre, 570.208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. • “Around the Valley in HDR:” through March 29. Meet the artist reception March 16, 6-8 p.m., free. Robert Broghamer, surrealism-style oil-stained glass pieces, digital phoW tography of local landmarks. -- compiled by Amanda Riemensnyder, Weekender Intern Send your listings to: weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
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Marywood University events (2300 Adams Avenue, Scranton,
www.marywood.edu, 570.348.6211) • Taylor Mali Performance and Book Signing: March 19, 7 p.m., Sette LaVerghetta Center for the Performing Arts. Free. Slam poet/YouTube personality. Info: 348.6211 x2266,lmcmillan@marywood.edu.
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Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11:15 a.m. Series 2: through March 28. $60/ series of 6 consecutive classes, $15/class. Bring mat or beach towel. • Yoga for the Spring Equinox Workshop: March 24, 10 a.m. $10. Kundalini yoga practice to assist in body cleansing. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabellydance.com, 570.836.7399) • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock) Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 718.0673) • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon., 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve. • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) $5. Leverage Fitness Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.338.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com) • Morning Wake-Up Workout: Full body metabolic, Mon., Wed., Fri., 7-7:45 a.m. • Primal Scream Classes: Tues., Thurs. 7-8 p.m. • Inferno: High Intensity Interval Training: Sat., 10 a.m. All classes free to members, $10 non-members. Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info.
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Reverend Adam Sexton, right, seems to have inspired Jim.
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Livin' on a prayer I
met him at one of those after-the-service lunches. You know, the ones where you gather at long tables and eat as a group, sitting next to family and friends of the deceased. He said three words to me that I had never heard assembled before in that order. And I have heard a lot of words assembled in many different ways. He is a big burly man, at that time sporting a full beard. He bore a strong resemblance to a young Jerry Garcia, if Jerry Garcia wore a Roman collar. He shared the mashed potatoes and passed the green beans and said the words. “I love funerals.” From anyone else it would be odd. From the Reverend Adam Sexton, with his beatific smile, it was intriguing. From anyone else it would seem like a bad joke. A poor attempt at macabre humor, a whistling while you pass the graveyard. From this peaceful man of the cloth it was a statement of his philosophy on life. And death. “Why?” I wanted to know. I will paraphrase his answer a bit because, well it was a while ago, and because it was a funeral lunch for a friend’s father, and I wasn’t taking notes. “Because of the fellowship. Because of people like these, in places like this, gathered to honor the memory of a person they all
knew and loved. Because of the comfort and love shared.” I have since learned that this is pretty typical of this gentle giant. Take for instance his comment the day after his home, the rectory of St. John the Baptist Orthodox Church, burned down. “Yesterday was a beautiful day,” he said. “We lost everything material, but I haven’t lost a thing. My children (he has eight), my wife and the firefighters are safe.” I have met a few like him in my time. Men (and a few women) who seem lit from within. Who display what Ernest Hemingway called “Grace under pressure.” Guts. Courage. Faith. Reverend Adam Sexton, who works part time at a pizza shop to augment his income from the tiny parish in Nanticoke, needs a little help. I have not spoken to him, but I know what he would say. “God will provide what we need.” If you think you can help, should help, you can make a monetary donation to the Father Adam Sexton Fire Fund, c/o Vantage Trust Federal Credit Union, 158 S. Market St., Nanticoke, PA 18634. W Reach Jim at jmrising@comcast.net. Even more rants are on his blog at jamesrising.com.
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or swim mostly on their own. They may not thank you for it later, but they really ought to. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Establishing ground rules for your relationships is sometimes very important — to you. I understand; when you let someone inside your protective shell, they have tremendous capacity to hurt you, and you want to try to keep that from happening. Most other people don’t necessarily need all those rules and don’t worry about this stuff, so forcing them to have this kind of conversation is a special form of torture — which they understandably won’t appreciate. See if you can forego it this time. If you absolutely must say something, edit it down as much as you can. The shorter and sweeter, the better. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Apologies are only worthwhile if they’re sincere. If you can’t mean it when you say you’re sorry, please try not to say it at all. Doing it only because it’s expected of you is pretty lame. Here’s hoping you can come up with valid reasons of your own to deliver an apology when one’s called for, so it’s genuine and not forced and fake — which would be completely counterproductive. If you can’t, that’s far from ideal, but it’s still better to be real about it then to pretend contrition where none exists. That, by itself, would just require another apology.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Don’t give the things and people you dislike a lot of energy. Ignore them. Think of how counterproductive it is when, say, conservative Christian groups blacklist a book or movie — their actions only cause it, ironically, to become more popular as people wonder, “What’s all the fuss about?” Even if all you’re doing is complaining or talking about all the things you see that are wrong, you’re still spending an awful lot of time and energy on something you don’t really want to play a big part of your life. Focus instead on all the wonderful things you’ve got going on, and when that negative stuff pops up, just do your best to not spare it more than a thought. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) People expect things of you all the time, and it’s in your nature to at least try to deliver — so much so that you don’t always (or even often) consider whether or not their expectations are the least bit fair. Sometimes, they’re simply not, and you’re really screwing yourself over by assuming otherwise and trying to live up to the ridiculous things being asked of you. Get a reality check. Is your accommodating personality causing you to bend over backwards for someone who really doesn’t deserve it (and should be ashamed that they even asked)? Obviously, if the answer’s yes, stop — immediately. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Training people to notice their oversized senses of entitlement is a hard bit of work, but it eventually pays off. Just think how
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Being put on the spot sucks. If you get asked a question in a situation where it would be hard to say, “no,” it could be because the asker feared what you’d answer in a more private, lower-pressure situation. That’s potentially a sneaky, devious move. Of course, there are other, more innocuous reasons to place someone in such an awkward position. Perhaps the asker’s socially inept or genuinely thinks this is what you’d want, for some reason. It’s your job to figure out which category this situation falls into — and if it’s because they’re cowardly or manipulative, it’s also your job to call them on it. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) People change. Their desires change, and this evolution is rarely guided by logic or reason. Imagining your relationship with someone is essentially “set in stone” is pretty foolish, because any interesting person’s needs, wants and goals will transform over time. You must learn to love who they’re becoming, not just who they once were. Sadly, that’s not always possible (thus the high rate of divorce). However, in this case I think it might be quite likely — provided you’re flexible enough to notice all the wonderful ways someone’s evolved, rather than just paying attention to the stuff that’s not like it once was. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Taking the high road isn’t especially fun. In fact, it often robs you of the sweet satisfaction of revenge or simply knocking someone off their high horse. Nevertheless, despite losing out on those delicious moments in the short-term, being gracious, patient, generous and forgiving with those who don’t exactly deserve it will pay out better dividends in the long run. Go ahead and fantasize all you want about what you wish you could do or say, but leave it all in your head, while out here in the real world you demonstrate the patience of a saint. People will notice and admire you for it. W To contact Caeriel, e-mail sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) There’s a tremendous difference between offering aid and stepping in and taking over. Even though you may very well be able to make someone’s life much easier in the moment, you’re not helping them in the long run if you just do something for them. Even though they’d be enduringly grateful, you actually wouldn’t be doing them any favors. Quite the contrary. Let them be sour and resentful that you stepped aside and forced them to sink
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 42
sorry mom & dad By Justin Brown
Weekender Correspondent
A friend’s inflatable toy had a whale of a time thanks to Justin and company.
The inflatable object of my affection
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ear Mom & Dad, You know you’re starting to grow up when you go to a house party and don’t steal anything. So far, I’ve been to one house party where I didn’t leave with someone else’s belongings shoved down my pants! Adulthood ... here I come. Whenever I went to a house party in college, I treated the experience like a vacation. I always had to leave with a souvenir. In my state of inebriation, I saw each dresser drawer or kitchen cupboard as a different shelf in a gift shop. Thanks to these parties, I was always fully stocked on the three Cs: Condoms, cologne and canned soup. Sometimes I’d be so drunk that I would forget what I shoved down my pants. Then I’d remember when shot glasses and cell phones would continuously pop out of my boxers one by one, like anal beads from the rear of an adventurous porn star in the 1970s. My only rule when it came to stealing things at a party was to make sure it wasn’t a friend’s house. I broke that rule when I stole an inflatable whale. “Ben is going to freak out when he notices his whale is gone!” my friend Jersey pointed out. As an occasional philanthropist, my conscience got the best of me.
“Fine! I’ll return it,” I conceded, “but not until I get my use out of it.” That’s when I came up with the brilliant idea of constructing a Facebook page for the inflatable whale. My friends Jersey and Lauren joined me in taking the whale around campus to pose for pictures to be posted on its profile. Not only did we take pictures of the whale swimming in a fountain, reading an encyclopedia in the library and hanging out with two black guys, but Jersey and Lauren also reenacted a three-way with it in my bed. By the end of the day we all got naked with the inflatable whale. After binge drinking Four Lokos, we became outspokenly territorial over the whale, fighting over it like jealous sister wives. “I want to take the whale home with me,” insisted Lauren. “Why should you keep it?” asked Jersey. “Because he got me pregnant!” Lauren screamed desperately. “That’s ridiculous!” I shouted. “None of us are keeping it.” We then kissed the whale goodbye with our tongues and threw it in the river so it could find its way to becoming the object of someone else’s affection. Sorry, Justin W
web calendar for weather cancellations. Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) • Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. • Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes. • Private training available on reformer, cadillac, stability chair, ladder barrel, cardiolates on rebounder. Call studio for additional mat class/ equipment class schedule, all classes taught by certified instructors. Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) • Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. • Small Group Personal Training: Personalized program changes w/ every session, similar to P90X crossfit. All levels, call for details. Tarot Readings every Sun., 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton, located at Mall At Steamtown, first floor outside Bonton. By Whitney Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info: 570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shambala on Facebook. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. White Dragon Internal Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton, 570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, meditation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum, flowing water, inner tiger. Beginnersadvanced. Mon.-Fri., open 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Private and group. Any ages. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. • Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. Zumba Fitness Classes • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.
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Lackawanna Audubon Society • LAS President Bill Speare Presents Highlights from Alaska: March 18, 2:30 p.m., Anthracite Museum, McDade Park, Scranton. Info: 570.586.5156. Nescopeck State Park (1137 Honey Hole Rd., Drums, 570.403.2006) All events free, unless noted otherwise. Reservations required. • Signs of Spring: Wood Frog Trail Hike: March 31, 1-2:30 p.m. One-mile walk on Wood Frog Loop Trail. Registration required, call. Salt Springs State Park (Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friendsofsaltspringspark.org) To register for classes, call 570.833.4034 • Apple Tree Pruning: March 24, 9 a.m.-noon. $5/members, $15/nonmembers.
SOCIAL GROUPS Building Industry Association of NEPA (570.287.3331) • Sponsorship: Become host of a monthly General Membership Meeting. Call or e-mail danielle@bianepa.com for details. • Accepting entries for Outdoor Theme Project from builders, trade schools, Vo-Techs, Job Corps. For info, call 570.287.3331. Calligrapher’s Guild of NEPA (570.542.5416) • Meeting: March 23, 7:30 p.m., Marywood University, Shields Center for Visual Arts, room 225. Show & Tell of decorated envelopes created for exchange. Bring birthday cards received in the past year to display. Refreshments. Free, open to public. Geisinger Wyoming Valley (Kistler Learning Center Specialty Clinic, 1000 E. Mountain Blvd., WilkesBarre) • Improving the Geisinger Experience: March 15, 6 p.m., Kistler Learning Center. Call 570.808.7920 to register. Lackawanna County German-American Society (Genetti Manor, 1505 N. Main Avenue, Dickson City, 570.842.4268) • Annual Spring Festival: March 31, dinner 5:30 p.m., music/dancing 7-10 p.m. $25, includes buffet, music, dancing. Deadline March 24, call 346.9278. Living with Grief: free sixweek bereavement support group (2-3:30 p.m., 6-7:30 p.m., Spiritual Center, Geisinger Wyoming Valley Medical Center, 1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.808.5539)
• Re-Socialization; Coping with Special Events: March 14 Monroe County Garden Club • Monthly Meeting: March 30, 11:30 a.m., Monroe County Conservation District (Environmental Education Center, 8050 Running Valley Road, Stroudsburg). Patrick Simonik to present “The Edible Garden.” For info, contact 570.420.0283, adeskus@ptd.net. The NEPA Rainbow Alliance (www.gaynepa.com) • As part of the NEPA SafeZone Project, NEPA RA is creating an “It Gets Better” video. Video features local representatives from the LGBT community, allies and more offering words of encouragement. To be a sponsor, e-mail itgetsbetter@gaynepa.com; to be in the video, visit gaynepa.com for details/application. • NEPA Rainbow Awards Gala: April 28, 5-11 p.m., Radisson Lackawanna Station Hotel (700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton). $75, 2011 attendees save $10 if buy by March 31. NEPA Safe Zone, a program by NEPA Rainbow Alliance • Information Night: March 21, 5-7 p.m., Family Service Assoc. of Wyoming Valley (31 W. Market St., WilkesBarre). For interested parents/students, therapists, social workers, educators, guidance counselors, covering a variety of topics related to GLBT high school students ages 14-18. RSVP or make a referral to Amy Freeman, 570.823.5144 ext. 370. Meetings will be held monthly at the FSAWV. Oakwood Terrace (400 Gleason Dr., Moosic, 570.451.3171 ext. 116 or 101) • Support Group Meetings: third Wed. of each month, 6:30 p.m. • Special Support Group Meeting: “Dealing with Depression:” March 21, 2-3 p.m. Free, refreshments. RSVP by March. 20. St Joseph’s Senior Social Club • Meeting: March 15, 2 p.m., Mt. Carmel’s Center, William St., Pittston. Special meeting in honor of St. Joseph. St. Joseph’s Table, three tier alter. Food for table prepared by members, guests. Public invited, no charge, but bring covered dish, canned goods or dry stable to donate to St. Johns the Evangelist Greater Pittston food pantry. To reserve, call 570.654.2967, 655.2398.
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Travel
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FORD `95 HONDA `09 CIVIC LX-S Excellent condition inside & out. Garage CROWN VICTORIA kept. Regularly V-8, power windows
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Hard Top. AM/FM. 6 disc CD. 117 K miles. Stage 2 Dinan suspension. Cross drilled rotors. Cold air intake. All maintenance records available. $11,500 OBO. 570-466-2630
CHRYSLER `04 SEBRING LXI CONVERTIBLE
Low miles - 54,000. V6. FWD. Leather interior. Great shape. A/C. CD. All power. $6,900. Negotiable New inspection & tires. (570) 760-1005
DODGE `02 DURANGO SPORT 4.7 V8, 4WD, 3rd
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HONDA 08 ACCORD
4 door, EXL with navigation system. 4 cyl, silver w/ black interior. Satellite radio, 6CD changer, heated leather seats, high, highway miles. Well maintained. Monthly service record available. Call Bob. 570-479-0195
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tags, insurable. Excellent condition. 90,000 miles. $7,000 570-823-7176
row seat, runs good, needs body work 570-902-5623
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D o n ’t w a it fo r g a s p r ice s t o r e a ch $5.00 / g a llo n G e t yo u r V E SP A n o w a n d SA V E $$$ a t TE A M E F F O RT C Y C L E
serviced by dealer, records available. Option include alloy wheels, decklid spoiler, sport seats, interior accent lighting (blue), Nose mask and custom cut floor mats. Dark grey with black interior. 56K highway miles. REDUCED! $13,300. Call 570-709-4695
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SUBARU `03 OUTBACK LEGACY 3.0L H6 engine. LL
Bean Edition Wagon. 1 owner. Garage kept. $7,500. Call 570-371-4471 or 717-503-4965
To place your ad Call Toll Free 1-800-427-8649 TOYOTA 04 CELICA GT 112K miles. Blue, 5 speed. Air, power windows/locks, CD/cassette, Keyless entry, sunroof, new battery. Car drives and has current PA inspection. Slight rust on corner of passenger door. Clutch slips on hard acceleration. This is why its thousands less than Blue Book value. $6,500 OBO. Make an offer! Call 570-592-1629
VOLKSWAGEN 00 BEETLE 2.0 automatic, air 67k miles $6400. 570-466-0999
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JAGUAR `00 S TYPE
4 door sedan. Like new condition. Brilliant blue exterior with beige hides. Car is fully equipped with navigation system, V-8, automatic, climate control AC, alarm system, AM/FM 6 disc CD, garage door opener. 42,000 original miles. $9,000 Call (570) 288-6009
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LEXUS `01 LS 430 Fully loaded with ultra-luxury package. Excellent condition. Black. 127,000 miles, $14,500 570-788-3191
CHEVY 30 HOTROD COUPE $49,000
FORD 76 THUNDERBIRD All original $12,000
MERCEDES 76 450 SL $24,000
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CHEVY 77 CORVETTE
Red & red, all original. Non hits, restoration. Rides and looks new. Exceptionally clean. A/c, pb, ps, pw, 51K $12,900 OBO 570-563-5056
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FORD `52 COUNTRY SEDAN CUSTOM LINE
STATION WAGON V8, automatic, 8 passenger, 3rd seat, good condition, 2nd owner. REDUCED TO $6,500. 570-579-3517 570-455-6589
MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE
1 owner, garage kept, 65k original miles, black with grey leather interior, all original & never seen snow. $7,995. Call 570-237-5119
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MERCEDES 1975
MERCURY `79 ZEPHYR
Good interior & exterior. Runs great! New tires. Many new parts. Moving, Must Sell. $1,300 or best offer 570-362-3626 Ask for Lee
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MERCEDES-BENZ `73 450SL with Convertible
1 owner, garage kept, 65k original miles, black with grey leather interior, all original & never seen snow. $7,995. Call 570-237-5119
removable hard top, power windows, AM /FM radio with cassette player, CD player, automatic, 4 new tires. Champagne exterior; Italian red leather interior inside. Garage kept, excellent condition. Reduced price to $26,000. Call 570-825-6272
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MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE
Accounting/ Finance
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Position Requirements: B.S. degree in Accounting Minimum of 3-5 years experience in general accounting CPA Preferred Strong Microsoft Excel, Word, Access and PowerPoint Experience with PeopleSoft or JD Edwards financial software a plus Interested individuals should apply to: mrusso@key-stone.com or Fax: 570-655-8115 E.O.E. M/F/D/V
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OLDSMOBILE `68 DELMONT
Must Sell! Appraised for $9,200
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Boats & Marinas
MIRRORCRAFT 01 FISHING BOAT LOADED. 30 hp
Johnson, Bow mounted trolling motor, 2 fish finders, live well, bilge, lights, swivel seats and trailer. Garage kept. $6500.
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BMW 2010 K1300S
Only 460 miles! Has all bells & whistles. Heated grips, 12 volt outlet, traction control, ride adjustment on the fly. Black with lite gray and red trim. comes with BMW cover, battery tender, black blue tooth helmet with FM stereo and black leather riding gloves (like new). paid $20,500. Sell for
$15,000 FIRM. Call 570-262-0914 Leave message.
• All original
45,000 miles • 350 Rocket engine • Fender skirts • Always garaged Will sell for $6,000 Serious inquires only 570690-0727
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HARLEY 2011 HERITAGE SOFTTAIL
Black. 1,800 miles. ABS brakes. Security System Package. $16,000 firm. Warranties until 2016 SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY 570-704-6023
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HARLEY 2011 HERITAGE SOFTTAIL
Black. 1,800 miles. ABS brakes. Security System Package. $16,000 firm. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY 570-704-6023
HARLEY DAVIDSON
03 Dyna Wide Glide Excellent condition garage kept! Golden Anniversary - silver/black. New Tires. Extras. 19,000 miles. Must Sell! $10,000. 570-639-2539
HARLEY DAVIDSON 80 Soft riding FLH.
King of the Highway! Mint original antique show winner. Factory spot lights, wide white tires, biggest Harley built. Only 28,000 original miles! Never needs inspection, permanent registration. $7,995 OBO 570-905-9348
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FOREST RIVER 10 SURVEYOR 234T
24’ Travel trailer. Sleeps 7, two queen beds, tinted windows, 17’ awning, fridge, microwave, oven/range, sofa bed, water heater. A/C, one slide out, smoke free, only $14,995. 570-868-6426 WINNEBAGO ‘02 ADVENTURER 35 Foot, double slides, V-10 Ford. Central air, full awnings, one owner, pet & smoke free. Excellent condition and low mileage. $68,000. Call 570-594-6496
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12,000 miles. With windshield. Runs excellent. Many extras including gunfighter seat, leather bags, extra pipes. New tires & battery. Asking $4,000 firm. (570) 814-1548
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FLAGSTAFF `08 CLASSIC NOW BACK IN PA.
Super Lite Fifth Wheel. LCD/DVD flat screen TV, fireplace, heated mattress, ceiling fan, Hide-a-Bed sofa, outside speakers & grill, 2 sliders, aluminum wheels, , awning, microwave oven, tinted safety glass windows, fridge & many accessories & options. Excellent condition, $22,500. 570-868-6986
Trucks/ SUVs/Vans
CADILLAC `99 ESCALADE 97k miles. Black
with beige leather interior. 22” rims. Runs great. $8,500 Call 570-861-0202
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CHEVY `99 SILVERADO
Auto. V6 Vortec. Standard cab. 8’ bed with liner. Dark Blue. 98,400 miles. $4,999 or best offer 570-823-8196
CHRYSLER `02 TOWN & COUNTRY
4.0-ATM, 4WD, 128,000 miles, full power, minor body & mechanical work needed for state inspection. Recent radiator & battery. $2,500. OBO. 570-239-8376
MERCURY `03 MOUNTAINEER
FORD 02 EXPLORER Red, XLT, Original
non-smoking owner, garaged, synthetic oil since new, excellent in and out. New tires and battery. 90,000 miles. $7,500 (570) 403-3016
GMC `05 SAVANA 1500 Cargo Van.
AWD. V8 automatic. A/C. New brakes & tires. Price reduced $10,250. Call 570-474-6028
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472 AWD. Third row seating. Economical 6 cylinder automatic. Fully loaded with all available options. 93k pampered miles. Garage kept. Safety / emissions inspected and ready to go. Sale priced at $8,995. Trade-ins accepted. Tag & title processing available with purchase. Call Fran for an appointment to see this outstanding SUV. 570-466-2771 Scranton
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MITSUBISHI `11
OUTLANDER SPORT SE AWD, Black interi-
Luxury people mover! 87,300 well maintained miles. This like-new van has third row seating, power side & rear doors. Economical V6 drivetrain and all available options. Priced for quick sale $6,295. Generous trade-in allowances will be given on this top-of-the-line vehicle. Call Fran 570-466-2771 Scranton
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Mileage 6,300 $3000 388-2278
YAMAHA 97 ROYALSTAR 1300
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or/exterior, start/ stop engine with keyless entry, heated seats, 18” alloy wheels, many extra features. Only Low Miles. 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. $22,500. Willing to negotiate. Serious inquires only - must sell, going to law school. (570) 793-6844
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RANGE ROVER 07 SPORT
Supercharged 59,000 miles, fully loaded. Impeccable service record. $36,000 570-283-1130
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Accounting/ Finance
Part-Time Accountant
Part-time Accounting position available. Must have at least an Associates Degree. 2 years experience. Must possess analytical skills. Some duties include bank reconciliation, month-end closing. Microsoft Excel, Word, and AS400 skills. 20 hours per week. 401K available. Interested candidates should reply to: American Silk 75 Stark Street Plains, PA 18705
Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades
LEAD CARPENTER
Wanted for commercial work mostly in Back Mountain Area. Minimum 15 years experience. All phases of carpentry a must. Pay commensurate with experience. Full time. 570-675-5873
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Business/ Strategic Management
Executive Director
High energy nonprofit is hiring a fulltime Executive Director. A Bachelor’s degree in health and human services, communications, business administration, public relations or social sciences is preferred. The successful candidate must demonstrate strong community involvement , excellent communication skills, self-motivation and the ability to work collaboratively with a wide range of individuals. Experience in fundraising, volunteer management, fiscal management, event planning and website/social media are necessary. Send cover letter, resume and references to Wyoming County United Way c/o Milnes Companies 12 Frear Hill Rd. Tunkhannock, Pa. 18657 by March 26, 2012. Wyoming County United Way is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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CHILDCARE TEACHERS
NOW HIRING CLASS A OTR DRIVERS Van Hoekelen Greenhouses is a family owned business located in McAdoo, PA. We have immediate openings for reliable full-time tractor trailer drivers, to deliver product to our customers across the 48 states. Our premier employment package includes: • Hourly Pay- including paid detention time, and guaranteed 8 hours per day • Safety Bonus - $.05/mile paid quarterly • Great Benefits - 100% paid health insurance, vision, dental, life, STD, 401K, vacation time, and holiday pay. • Pet & Rider Program • Well maintained freightliners and reefer trailers • Continuous year-round steady work with home time Requirements are: Valid Class A CDL, minimum 1 year OTR experience, must lift 40lbs, and meet driving and criminal record guidelines
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AGOLINO S RESTAURANT
West Pittston Needs Experienced
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Private Golf Club in Sugarloaf, Pa is seeking an experienced
BANQUET MANAGER
for its upscale dining facility. Must have experience in booking functions and the overall operations of the dining room during service. Also must have excellent communication skills, team building ability, lead by example, and be able to manage change effectively. This is a year-round position. Please send resumes to: vccchefs@ptd.net or call 788-1112 ext. 118 to set up an interview.
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CDL CLASS A DRIVERS Regional and OTR drivers needed. Minimum $1,000 per week. Teams welcome. 866-542-7464 or 570-417-4722
CDL-A DRIVER
Gas field/landscape drivers plus hands on labor required. Operate dump trucks & load equipment on lowboy. Deliver to job site. Must operate skid steer excavator, hydro-seed truck, etc. Will plow in winter. Must have clean driving record and pass drug test. Top Wages Paid. Call Harvis Interview Service @ 542-5330. Leave message. Will send an application. Or forward resume: varsity.harvis@ gmail.com Employer is Varsity, Inc. No walk-ins. EOE
DRIVER
Route driver wanted, full time, benefits. Bottled water delivery. Class B CDL required. Send resume to: Tulpehocken Spring Water P.O. Box 1474 Scranton, PA 18501, Fax: 570-424-2349 or Email: tulp1@ptd.net
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Drivers CDL-A: Local Hazleton dedicated route! Home every night! Great Pay, Benefits! Estenson Logistics Apply: www.goelc.com 1-866-336-9642
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Gassearch Drilling Services Corporation
DRIVERS
Due to our continued growth, Bolus Freight Systems is expanding its fleet of company drivers. Company drivers will enjoy dedicated runs or regional runs. You can be home every night or every weekend, the choice is yours. You can earn in excess of $1400 per week, and you will be driving a new or late model truck. Part time and weekend work also available. This is a career opportunity for dependable drivers to work for an industry leader and one of the highest paying companies in the business. We offer a performance bonus, paid vacations and holidays, medical and life insurance as well as 401K. For more information call: 1-800-444-1497 ext 721 or hit ‘0’ and ask for Carl or Joe D.
Logistics/ Transportation
GasSearch Drilling Services Corporation is looking to fill the following positions: WATER TRUCK & WINCH TRUCK DRIVERS
• Medical, Dental, Vision Insurance • 401K • Quarterly Safety Bonus • Paid Holidays • Paid Vacation Apply within or online: GasSearch Drilling Corporation 8283 Hwy 29 Montrose, PA 18801 570-278-7118 www.gassearchdrilling.com
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for experienced drivers working in the gas & oil industry Located in Tunkhannock we are seeking experienced drivers who have a clean MVR and excellent safety record.
The Department of Veterans Affairs Medical Center is currently accepting applications for full-time Registered Nurses at the VA Medical Center
Registered Nurses Emergency Room ICU/Telemetry OR/ PACU
Med/Surg Community Living Center (Geriatrics) Short Procedure Unit (SPU)
In addition to a competitive salary, we offer paid, vacation/sick leave, health and life insurance coverage and an attractive retirement package including a tax deferred savings plan. Interested applicants must submit the following information: Application for Nurses and Nurse Anesthetists, VAF 10-2850a; Declaration for Federal Employment, OF-306; Curriculum Vitae, copy of Nursing Degree, and License Verification. ACLS/BCLS Certification documentation required upon joining the VA Medical Center staff or within the first 3-months of employment. Forms are available at http://www.vacareers.va.gov/job-search For additional information please call (570) 824-3521, EXTENSION 7209. Please mail your complete application package to:
Call 570-298-0924
DEPARTMENT OF VETERANS AFFAIRS Medical Center (05) 1111 East End Boulevard, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711 VA IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER
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PLEASE CONTACT SHARON AT 800-979-2022 EXT 1914, Mail resume to P.O. Box 88, McAdoo, PA 18237 or Fax to 570-929-2260 Visit our website at www.vhgreenhouses.com for more details.
NEEDED EXPERIENCE PREFERRED. FULL TIME & PART TIME. WILKESBARRE & MOUNTAIN TOP LOCATIONS. 570-905-3322
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USM Aerostructures Corporation is looking to fill the following positions:
QUALITY CONTROL INSPECTOR FOR METAL FABRICATED PARTS ASSEMBLY PERSON FOR MECHANICAL ASSEMBLY OF METAL FABRICATED PARTS BENEFITS INCLUDED: MEDICAL, DENTAL, 401K, PAID HOLIDAYS, VACATIONS
SEND RESUME TO R.DELVALLE@USMAERO.NET Logistics/ Transportation
Drivers Needed to Service Accounts Will train. Excellent
salary plus commission. Cash daily. Medical benefits plus pension. Work locally or nationwide. Call between 8am-6pm. Job info 201-708-6546 Manager 732-642-3719
Water Truck Driver EXPERIENCED WATER TRUCK DRIVER WANTED FOR NIGHT SHIFT EMPLOYMENT. GREAT PAY OFFERED. CONTACT PAT AT 570-237-0425
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FIREFIGHTER / EMT
Part Time. Current Firefighter, EMT and EVO certifications required. Email resume to KUNKLE31@EPIX.NET. KUNKLE FIRE CO., INC.
GET THE WORD OUT with a Classified Ad. 570-829-7130
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SUBSTANCE ABUSE COUNSELOR
For an outpatient program. Full time with benefits & competitive salary. Master’s or Bachelor’s degree required with preference given to those with experience. Fax resume to 570-822-5147 or email rprice@ minersmedical.com or lcubero@miners medical.com
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Full or Part Time MACHINE OPERATOR Benefits for full time. Send resume or apply in person, Monday-Friday 8:30a - 6pm, Saturday 9a-1:30pm to: Luzerne Optical 180 N. WilkesBarre Blvd. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
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Olympia Chimney Supply, Inc. is a locally owned and operated manufacturer of stainless steel chimney relining and venting systems located in Scranton. We are currently accepting resumes and applications for the following positions:
MACHINE PROGRAMMER SWISS, CNC, LATHE MASTERCAM, SOLIDWORKS EXPERIENCE A MUST!
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NEPA FLORAL & GIFT SHOP Including delivery van, coolers, all inventory, displays, computer system, customer list, website and much more. Turn key operation in prime retail location. $125,000 For more information Call 570.592.3327
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Antiques & Collectibles
ANTIQUES 3 piece Mahogany stack bookcase with drawer, 6ft x 20” hand carved Hitler made of pine, Dersuhrer carved on bottom signed by carver Gallagher. Needs some repair. Tiffany style lamps with stained glass shades, caramel in color. 1912 Gustave Stickley rocking chair with new rush seat, tag on bottom. Jewelry armoire, (4) 1912 chairs, original paint with newly rushed seats. 12 OldPA metal hunting licenses, 1927 & up. Two Oak bow china closets, one very ornate. Lots of smalls. 134 Route 11 Larksville, PA 570-283-3987 570-328-3428
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Antiques & Collectibles
DEPARTMENT 56 VILLAGES & accessories for 1/2 price $18 each for most buildings, $10 for most accessories. We’ll be moving and cannot take this large collection with us. Call 868-5886 DOLL CARRIAGE, WICKER for sale for $250. Great for antique collector or your favorite doll lover! Call (570) 655-5419
Collect cash, not dust! Clean out your basement, garage or attic and call the Classified department today at 570829-7130! HANDMADE SCOTTIE rocking “horse” toy. Sturdy enough for toddlers to ride for hours. Unusual design features a Scottie dog instead of a horse. Definitely a must see! $200 Call (570) 655-5419 HESS TRUCKS ‘89’09 $30. each. Still in box. Excellent. Playboy book ‘87-’11 $30. 570-822-4866 RECORDS 78 RPM in good condition many, different artists total of 177 records all for $100. 570-735-6638
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Appliances
FREEZER Frigidaire 23 cu. ft. upright in great condition $100. G. E. refrigerator in good condition $100. $150 for both. 592-1193.
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Appliances
GENE S RECONDITIONED APPLIANCES 60 Day Warranty Monday-Friday 8:00PM-5:00PM Saturday 8:00AM-11:00AM Gateway Shopping Center Kingston, PA
(570) 819-1966 STOVE coal burning stove Old fashioned antique white Dickson kitchen stove with warming closet has 6 lids. $650. 570-735-2081 WASHER, Maytag $75. Maytag Gas Dryer $75. 570-760-9518
Looking for the right deal on an automobile? Turn to classified. It’s a showroom in print! Classified’s got the directions! WASHER: Maytag. 3 years old, great condition $125. OBO. 570-905-1709 WATER HEATER Used tall 40 gallon gas, GE, 7 months old. Great condition. Selling for $100. 570-510-5600
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Building Materials
BATHTUB. White clawfoot tub & toilet with fixtures (reproduction). Was $3,200, now $1,800. 2 ladders, 28’ aluminum $150, 16’ ladder, $60, & a tile cutter $40. 570-714-2032 570-852-9617 DOOR 36”x80” solid wood, 6panel exterior/interior, natural oak finish, right or left with hardware $200. Handmade solid wrought iron mail box stand with fancy scroll $100. 570-735-8730 570-332-8094 METAL POST 9’x8” filled with concrete. FREE. 262-9273 SINK, bathroom includes new faucet 18”x24” $15. 570-696-1030
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Cemetery Plots/Lots
HAONOVER GREEN CEMETERY 2 LOTS asking $1,000. For more info call (610) 366-8463
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WORKOUT SYSTEM SM 3000 IMPEX Powerhouse Smith machine includes 275 lbs. weights with holder, bar bell, set of dumb bells, excellent condition $450. 417-8390
Fireplace Accessories
CORNER HEARTH PAD for a gas or a coal stove. I paid $300 and never used the stove. My price - $90! Great deal! Must be seen to appreciate. Call (570) 655-5419 STOVE VENT: I had a gas stove removed without even using it! Snorkel Termination Cap was $400. My selling price - $199! Call (570) 655-5419
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Floor Care Equipment
STEAM CLEANER: Selling a new, never used Oreck Steamer Carpet Cleaner. Signature Series. $190 Call (570) 655-5419
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Furniture & Accessories
ALL NEW Queen P-Top Serta Made Mattress Set, still in original plastic. Must sell. $150. Can Deliver 570-280-9628 BED SET Twin complete, hardly used, excellent condition. was in our spare bedroom. $150 570-814-4315 BEDROOM SET medium oak, dresser, end table, headboard, mirror $295. OBO. Japanese coffee table with inlay glass figures, mint condition $200 OBO. Solid oak coffee table with 2 matching end tables, mint condition all for $200. 570-829-3483 CHINA CABINET mfg. Reaser Furniture Co. Gettysburg, PA 10/2/1928, never been resurfaced, original lock & key $125. OBO. 570-262-9273
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Exercise Equipment
WAGAN MINI STEPPER battery powered unit with 4 readout specs. $35. 570-287-8498
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Medical Equipment
POWER CHAIR Invacare Pronto M51 ,excellent condition, used only 2 months, dark navy, 2 rechargeable batteries. $600. 570 881-3806
6th Street
OPEN YEAR ROUND SPACE AVAILABLE INSIDE & OUT ACRES OF PARKING
OUTSIDE SPACES - $10 Saturday 10am-2pm Sunday 8am-4pm
748 Good Things To Eat FRESH FRUITS & VEGETABLES DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR. SIGN UP NOW
C.S.A. www.hails familyfarm.com 570-721-1144
752 Landscaping & Gardening NORWAY SPRUCE 8-9’ $99.00 Dug fresh. Delivery And Planting Available. 570-498-6209
VITO’S & GINO’S Wanted:
Pride Mobility Lift Chair purchased June/2010. Excellent condition. Color is close to hunter green. Extremely heavy & will need several people to move it. $400. Firm Cash only please. Call 570-696-2208 between 9a-8p
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WANTED ALL JUNK
HEAVY EQUIPMENT DUMPTRUCKS BULLDOZERS BACKHOES
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Highest Prices Paid!!! FREE REMOVAL Call Vito & Ginos Anytime 288-8995
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BEAUTIFUL LAB PUPS
AKC, Nice Pedigree. 8 weeks March 16. Black Females and Males avail. $350 Limited, $500 Full Reg. 570-250-4977. Corgi’s, Pembroke Males & Females. Reds & Tri’s. shots & wormed, $400$495. Pics avail. 570-799-0192
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GOLDEN RETRIEVER mix. 6 months. Male all shots with crate. Likes dogs, cats and kids. Needs room to run. $150. 570-287-0815 leave message
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HUSKY & PIT BULL MIX PUPPIES Five females with
bright blue eyes. 13 weeks old, very loveable, first shots. $150. READY TO GO! 570-313-2109
SHIH-TZU PUPPIES
Pure Bred & Mixes $375 and up 570-250-9690
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For your gold and silver, gold and silver coins, rings, bracelets, scrap jewelry Guaranteed highest prices paid. 570-855-7197
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PINEAPPLE CONURES
Hand fed, hand raised, tame, sold elsewhere for $399. On sale for $199 each. Call 570-472-3914
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Cats
CAT black male, beautiful, friendly, clean, neutered, shots, 7 years old. FREE to good home 570-313-0330 KITTY: Snowy, adopt free pure white male DSH, needs loving home 20 months old, playful all around good kitty. Beautiful, small young adult. Fully veted, papers call Nina, 570-851-0436
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SPRING TRAINING SEASON IS HERE! Have some fun
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FISH TANK with hood, pump, heater, all accessories $25. 570-287-0023
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1 female, 3 males left, vet checked and 1st shots call 570-417-3107
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OPEN HOUSE Sunday 12pm-5pm
5 HEMLOCK ST. Beautiful 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, 2,350 sq. ft. on quiet street. Built in 2008 with hardwood floors, granite countertops, fireplace, fenced yard & more. $309,000 Call 570-466-5968
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EXETER
BACK MOUNTAIN Centermorland
529 SR 292 E For sale by owner Move-in ready. Well maintained. 3 - 4 bedrooms. 1 ¾ bath. Appliances included. 2.87 acres with mountain view. For more info & photos go to: ForSaleByOwner.com Search homes in Tunkhannock. $275,000. For appointment, call: 570-310-1552
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362 Susquehanna Ave Completely remodeled, spectacular, 2 story Victorian home, with 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, new rear deck, full front porch, tiled baths and kitchen, granite countertops, all Cherry hardwood floors throughout, all new stainless steel appliances and lighting, new oil furnace, washer dryer in first floor bath. Great neighborhood, nice yard. $174,900 (30 year loan, $8,750 down, $887/month, 30 years @ 4.5%) 100% OWNER FINANCING AVAILABLE Call Bob at 570-654-1490
102 IDA CIRCLE Six year old 4 bedroom home, 3 baths. Two car garage, eat-in kitchen, living, dining & family rooms, office/study, utility room & fireplace. Gas forced air furnace, central air, unfinished basement, fully landscaped, & deck. $265,000. forsalebyowner .com Call 800-843-6963 Listing #23758584
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SUGARLOAF REDUCED!!!! 2 houses. Must sell
together. Each has its own utilities on 2.5 + acres. 3 car garage with 3 large attached rooms. For Sale By Owner. $239,900 Call (570) 788-5913
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Unison Engine Components is seeking experienced CNC Machine Operators to support the Wilkes-Barre facility. Qualifications: -Qualified candidates must be able to set-up and operate various types of CNC Lathes and Milling with minimum training. -Complete product inspection -Must be able to read blueprints. -Ability to use normal tooling including various micrometers, calipers, height gages, indicators and unique gages. -Perform production with good quality and maintaining high efficiency. -Maintain accurate record keeping. -Candidate needs to be able to work in a teaming environment. -Work safely and contribute to the safety culture. -Meeting the high standards for quality -Maintain equipment and work area in a safe, clean, and orderly condition. We offer a generous benefits package including medical, dental, vision coverage, gain share program, vacation & holidays. Starting rates range from $17.55 to $22.20 plus shift differential based upon experience.
Complete application at Luzerne County Careerlink,
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HEATER, electric, portable, $20 or best offer. Yale fireproof safe 13x17.5 asking $50 OBO 570-825-5847
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SWOYERSVILLE
19 Bohac St. 2-3 bedroom. New bath with laundry 1st floor. Large living room. Finished lower level. Full walk up attic. Air conditioning. Nice yard, 1 car garage. Low taxes. Gas heat. A must see. $95,000 Call 570-760-1281 for appointment SWOYERSVILLE
NANTICOKE
4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 unit apartment buildings. Fully occupied. City license and occupancy permits issued. Very well maintained. Some have new windows, roofs, coinop washer/dryer. 570-736-3125
915 Manufactured Homes
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52 Barber Street Beautifully remodeled 3 bedroom, 1 bath home in the heart of the town. With new carpets, paint, windows, doors and a modern kitchen and bath. Sale includes all appliances: refrigerator, stove, dishwasher, washer and dryer. Nice yard and superb neighborhood. Priced to sell at $89,900 or $433.00 per month (bank rate; 30 years, 4.25%, 20% down). Owner also willing to finance 100% of transaction with a qualified cosigner. Call Bob at 570-654-1490
Valley View Park 403 South Drive 1984 single wide 3 bedroom, 1 bath home. End lot. Large deck. New roof, windows & doors. All appliances included. $12,500 or best offer. Call 570-675-2012
HUNLOCK CREEK Very nice 3 bed-
room, 2 bath double wide in quiet country setting. $20,000. Financing available Call 717-439-7716
SHAVERTOWN
ECHO VALLEY ESTATES Double wide modular, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, gas heat, central air, corner lot. New roof, furnace, & water heater. Two sheds. $42,900 Call 570-696-1582 to set an appointment.
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Completely remodeled home with everything new. New kitchen, baths, bedrooms, tile floors, hardwoods, granite countertops, all new stainless steel appliances, refrigerator, stove, microwave, dishwasher, free standing shower, tub for two, huge deck, large yard, excellent neighborhood $154,900 (30 year loan @ 4.5% with 5% down; $7,750 down, $785/month) 100% OWNER FINANCING AVAILABLE Call Bob at 570-654-1490
ASHLEY Brand new 2 bedroom, washer/dryer hookup, $550 month + utilities. No pets. OTHER APTS AVAILABLE IN NANTICOKE 570-868-6020
BEAR CREEK
Available April 1 New 3 room apartment. All utilities included except electric. No smoking & no pets. $650 + security and references. Furnished or unfurnished. Call 570-954-1200
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HARDING Renovated 1st floor,
2 bedroom apartment. New carpeting and paint. Fridge & stove. Water Included. $600 + security & utilities. Call 570-240-6620 or 570-388-6503
KINGSTON & Surrounding Areas WYOMING 1 bedroom, 1st floor, newly remodeled, quiet neighborhood. Off street parking, $500/month. KINGSTON: 1 & 2 bedroom apartments. Near Market St. & shopping. $450-$465. WILKES-BARRE 2 bedroom apt. Off street parking. $460. 4 bedroom 1/2 double, newly remodeled $675. Apartments include appliances. Credit check/references/ lease required. Tina Randazzo Property Manager 570-899-3407
KINGSTON
72 E. W alnut St. 3rd floor, located in quiet neighborhood. Kitchen, living room, dining room, sun room, bathroom. 2 large and 1 small bedroom, lots of closets, built in linen, built in hutch, hardwood floors, fireplace, storage room, yard. New washer/ dryer, stove & fridge. Heat and hot water included. 1 year lease + security. $950 570-406-1411
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KINGSTON
Available Now Beautiful 1 bedroom apartment in nice neighborhood. Wall to wall carpeting. Plenty of closet space. All kitchen appliances, including dishwasher & garbage disposal. Nice pantry area off kitchen. Washer / dryer hookup. No pets. No smoking. $450 + utilities & security. Call 570-406-9243 Leave Message All Calls Returned Same Day
KINGSTON
E.Light, WALNUT ST. bright, 1st
floor, 2 bedrooms, elevator, carpeted, security system. Garage. Extra storage & cable TV included. Laundry facilities. Air Conditioned. Fine neighborhood. Convenient to bus & stores. No pets. References. Security. Lease. No smokers please. $765 + utilities. Call. 570-287-0900
LARKSVILLE
AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY Cute and clean 2 bedroom, off street parking, w/d hookup, eat in kitchen. Immaculate. $435 + utilities. 1 mo. security. NO DOGS 845-386-1011
NANTICOKE
1st floor. 1 bedroom, electric water and heat included. Off street parking. Freshly painted, w/d hookup. $575/mo., lease and security required. NO PETS 570-477-6018 leave message
796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise
3 1/2 Bedrooms , $600 P ER MONTH . 1 ST M ONTH ’ S RENT & DEPOSIT REQUIRED 570-497-9966 516-216-3539 Section 8 welcome
NANTICOKE
FIRST FLOOR
2 bedrooms, hardwood floors, refrigerator, washer & dryer in kitchen . Heat & hot water included. $625/per month. Call (570) 735-4074
NANTICOKE
Large 1st floor, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, refrigerator & stove top, sunroom & large pantry. No pets. $650/month, all utilities included, security & credit check required. Call 484-602-8924
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NANTICOKE
Spacious 1 bedroom 1st floor. New carpeting, gas range and fridge included. Garage parking, no dogs. References and security required. $450/mo. Water, sewer, garbage fee incl. Tenant pays gas and electric 570-696-3596
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796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise
570-735-1487 WE PAY THE MOST IN CASH
Commercial Properties
Center City WB
NORTH WILKES-BARRE North Washington Large 1 bedroom apartment, hardwood floors, appliances in kitchen. Big living room, eat in kitchen. All renovated. Parking space available. $630/month, utilities included. Call Steve at 570-793-9449 or Agnes at 347-495-4566
PARSONS SECTION
2nd floor 2 Bedroom, Washer/Dryer hookup, Off street parking water included, freshly painted $525/mo plus utilities. lease & security required. No pets. 570-328-1875
PITTSTON HUGHESTOWN Completely remod-
eled, modern 1 bedroom apt. Lots of closet space, with new tile floor & carpets. Includes stove, refrigerator, washer/dryer hook up. Oil heat, nice yard & neighborhood, no pets. $600 / month includes water & sewer. $1,000 deposit. 479-6722
SCRANTON
Green Ridge Area Modern, nice, clean. Fresh paint, new carpet. 3 bedrooms (1 small) living room, kitchen, bath,& laundry room. Fresh paint, new carpet. $600, includes sewer. No pets. 570-344-3608
SWOYERSVILLE
Must see! Brand new 1st floor, 3 bedroom. Comparable to a Ranch home. Large living room, stove, fridge dishwasher, w/d, laundry room, A/c and heat. Your dream home. W/w carpeting, hardwood floors, off street parking, large back yard. All utilities paid except electric. $1075/mo + security & references 570-287-3646
WEST PITTSTON
203 Delaware Ave. Out of flood zone. 4 rooms, no pets, no smoking, off street parking. Includes heat, water, sewer, fridge, stove, w/d. High security bldg. 1st floor or 2nd floor 570-655-9711
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Mayflower Crossing Apartments 570.822.3968 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms - Light & bright open floor plans - All major appliances included - Pets welcome* - Close to everything - 24 hour emergency maintenance - Short term leases available
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WEST PITTSTON
1 bedroom efficiency apartment. No pets. $315 + utilities & security deposit. Call 570-333-5499
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FREE HIGH SPEED INTERNET! Why pay extra for
internet? Our new leases include a FREE high speed connection! Affordable modern office space at the Luzerne Bank Building on Public Square. Rents include internet, heat, central air, utilities, trash removal, and nightly cleaning all without a sneaky CAM charge. Parking available at the intermodal garage via our covered bridge. 300SF to 5000SF available. We can remodel to suit. Brokers protected. Call Jeff Pyros at 570-822-8577
DOLPHIN PLAZA
Rte. 315 1,000 & 3,800 Sq. Ft. WILL DIVIDE OFFICE / RETAIL Call 570-829-1206
315 PLAZA 1,750 SQ. FT. & 3,400 SQ.FT OFFICE/RETAIL 570-829-1206
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WILKES-BARRE
WILKES-BARRE
1 bedroom. Heat & hot water included. $550 month + security required 973-879-4730
WILKES-BARRE
111 Carey Avenue 1 bedroom, 1st floor. Living room, kitchen & bath. Fridge & stove included. Washer dryer hookup. Off street parking for 1 car. Tenant pays utilities. Ready May 1. $375 + security. 570-270-3139
BUYING 11am to 6pm
39 Prospect St • Nanticoke
944
WYOMING
Wyoming Ave 2nd floor, large newly remodeled, 2 bedroom 1 bath. All appliances, w/d hardwood floors. $615/mo + utilities. No pets, security and references . 570-954-2972
518 N. Main St. Approximately 1000 sq. ft. Large glass storefront, formerly used as floral shop. Priced right at $350/mo., water incl. Tenant pays gas & electric 570-814-1356
950
Half Doubles
JENKINS TWP.
3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, refrigerator & stove provided, washer/dryer hookup, off-street parking, no pets, $550/month, plus utilities, & 1 month security. SECTION 8 WELCOME Call 570-814-6072
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950
Half Doubles
KINGSTON DUPLEX
Beautiful 1st floor. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, 5 rooms. Convenient residential location. Hardwood floors, natural wood -work, French doors, laundry with washer & dryer included. Refrigerator, gas range, dishwasher, oak cabinets, off street parking, fenced in back yard, storage. Available May 1. $695 + utilities & security. 570-690-0633
NANTICOKE
1207 Prospect St 3 bedrooms. Hardwood floors. Eat-in kitchen with appliances, including dishwasher. 1.5 bath. Washer/dryer hook up. Basement & front porch. Sewer & garbage included. No pets. No smoking. $625 + utilities & security. 570-814-1356
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953 Houses for Rent
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HARVEYS LAKE
SWOYERSVILLE Completely remodeled Large 2 story, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, single family home including refrigerator, stove, dishwasher & disposal. Gas heat, nice yard, good neighborhood,. Off street parking. Shed. No pets. $995 / month. 570-479-6722
Rooms for rent in large, furnished Victorian Home. Hardwood floors. Modern kitchen, bath & laundry. Off street parking. $500 + security. All utilities, cable & internet included. Month to month lease. Call 570-430-3100
2 small bedrooms, all appliances, security, 1st & last. Available 4/1. NO PETS. 570-762-6792
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HARVEYS LAKE 2.5 bedrooms,
2 baths, all appliances, hardwood floors, gas fireplace, washer/dryer on premises, single car attached garage. No pets. $1,100/month + security. Water, sewer & garbage paid. Call 570-855-2687
HUNLOCK CREEK
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WEST PITTSTON Wonderful 3 bed-
room, 1 bath home with off street parking, central air. All appliances & sewage included. Screened in rear porch. No Pets, No Smoking. $875 + utilities, security & references. (570) 602-8798 or (570)362-8591
SYLVAN LAKE
1 bedroom, tenant
WILKES-BARRE EAST END
pays utilities, $515/per month,
Clean and freshly painted. 3 bedrooms, spacious kitchen, hardwood floors, near amenities. Full basement, stove & refrigerator, washer/dryer hookup, no pets. $625/month, + utilities & security. Call 570-328-3516 570-825-0046
Call (570) 256-7535
NANTICOKE Desirable
Lexington Village Nanticoke, PA Many ranch style homes. 2 bedrooms $936 + electric only
SQUARE FOOT RE MANAGEMENT 866-873-0478
WILKES-BARRE
One 4 bedroom $750 One 3 Bedroom $625 One 2 bedroom $585 Plus all utilities References & security. No pets. 570-766-1881
Rooms
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WEST PITTSTON
971 Vacation & Resort Properties
HARVEY S LAKE
LAKEFRONT fully furnished. Wifi, cable. Weekly, monthly. Season 2012 starting June 570-639-5041
1000 SERVICE DIRECTORY 1039
A-1 1 ABLE CHIMNEY Rebuild & Repair Chimneys. All types of Masonry. Liners Installed, Brick & Block, Roofs & Gutters. Licensed & Insured 570-735-2257
1135
QUAIL HOLLOW VILLAGE TIME SHARE
Beech Mountain Lakes, Drums PA. Great Price! Call 570-954-8795
974 Wanted to Rent Real Estate
Chimney Service
Hauling & Trucking
A.S.A.P Hauling Estate Cleanouts, Attics, Cellars, Garages, we’re cheaper than dumpsters!. Free Estimates, Same Day! 570-822-4582
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Kingston, Forty Fort or Bear Creek Area Responsible couple. Non-smokers. Seeking to rent a single home or half double. Call 570-822-8361
We Haul It All! Residential Commercial No Job Too Big Or Small! Free Est. W-B based 570-237-2609/ 570-332-8049
Heating & Cooling
HEATING, A/C & REFRIGERATION REPAIR Services. Commer-
cial / Residential. Licensed & Insured. 24-7 Free Estimates. Call 646-201-1765 mycohvac.com
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Insurance
NEPA LONG TERM CARE AGENCY Long Term Care Insurance products/life insurance/estate planning. Reputable Companies. 570-580-0797 FREE CONSULT www nepalong termcare.com
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Masonry
KEN’S MASONRY All phases of brick/block, chimney restoration, replacement of steps. FREE ESTIMATES 570-458-6133
1204
Painting & Wallpaper
M. PARALIS PAINTING Int/ Ext. painting, Power washing. Professional work at affordable rates. Free estimates. 570-288-0733
Are You 55 ?
1213
Paving & Excavating
Mountain Top
PAVING & SEAL COATING Patching, Sealing, Residential/Comm Licensed & Insured PA013253 570-868-8375
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SNOW
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Tree Care
ZOMERFELD TREE SERVICE, INC.
Tree removal, trimming, stump grinding. Demolition Hauling & excavating. 570-574-5018
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14, 2012
MAN OF THE WEEK
ZACK MOLINARO
Age: 19 Status: In a relationship Occupation: Student Favorite Weekender feature: Model of the Week Favorite body part: My eyes and eyebrows Favorite body part on the opposite sex: Eyes My girlfriend has beautiful eyes. Favorite sport: Wrestling Favorite restaurant: Chili’s Favorite hangout: My dad’s tattoo shop, Underground Tattoo
TO ENTER, SEND TWO RECENT PHOTOS TO MODEL@THEWEEKENDER.COM Include your age, full name, hometown and phone number. (must be 18+)
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PHOTOS BY AMANDA DITTMAR • SHOT ON LOCATION AT THE F.M. KRIBY CENTER
Last iPod download? “Stepped Up and Scratched” by Asking Alexandria If you could have a one-night stand with anyone, no strings attached, who would it be? Kate Beckinsale What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars? Hurt my dog Zoey Most embarrassing moment? When I was 10, I hit a tree doing a trick on my bike Secret to keeping yourself in shape: Some Taco Bell, maybe a push up or two, nothing crazy. One thing most people don’t know about you? I love singing and playing guitar
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14, 2012
MODEL OF THE WEEK
JAMIE CHLUDZINSKI Age: 19 Hometown: Taylor Status: In a relationship Occupation: Student Favorite Weekender feature: Agenda Favorite body part: My legs Favorite body part on the opposite sex: Muscular arms Favorite restaurant: Tipsy Turtle Guilty pleasure? Watching the show “Revenge” Last iPod download? “I Won’t Let Go” by Rascal Flatts What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars? Skydiving Secret to keeping yourself in shape? Running One thing most people don’t know about you: That I have a big heart and would do anything for anyone What do you think makes NEPA different than everywhere else? There are always so many things to do every weekend If you could have a one-night stand with anyone, no strings attached, who would it be? David Bowden
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