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“My Uncle Tony’s potato pancakes.”

“Pretty much anything prepared by my dad. He is ‘the man’ in the kitchen.”

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I don’t know about you, but I am kind of excited about seeing all the upcoming coverage of “The Royal Wedding” of Prince William and Kate Middleton Friday, April 29. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is reading celebrity magazines like In Touch, so I’ve been eating up everything about the royal couple for the past few months. They’re just so glamorous and seem genuinely in love, so what’s not to love? I certainly am not one of those Who else is excited about Will and Kate’s wedding? crazies who’d travel across the Atlantic to try to catch a glimpse quite different from England’s, of the procession, and I certainly hmm? won’t buy any of the gewgaws Back on our side of the pond, associated with the wedding there is a lot going on in this — things like salt-and-pepper week’s issue, from interviews shakers, bobbleheads or, for with Taking Back Sunday (p. whatever reason, the toilet seat 24) and the Sheriff’s Office in cover I just found online — but “Scooter Girl” (p. 56) to the it’s just nice to see something unveiling of this year’s Concert happy in the news for once. For A Cause T-shirts (p. 43). I chalk part of my excitement Turn the page, won’t you? up to my desire to have an And thanks for reading! English accent, but truth be told, I’m glad that “Wills and Waity Katie” will soon take over the Nikki M. Mascali covers of those rags from the Weekender Editor train wrecks of “Teen Mom” or whatever other reality-show Contact us skank the magazine powers that letters@theweekender.com be decide to showcase. Looks like our version of royalty is

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POOR DESIGNS Businesses typically resist government regulation, but in March Florida’s interior designers begged the state House of Representatives to continue controlling them, with a theatrically ham-handed lobbying campaign challenging a deregulation bill. Designers righteously insisted that only “licensed professionals” (with a minimum six years of college and experience) could prevent the nausea Floridians would suffer from inappropriate color schemes (affecting the “autonomic nervous system” and salivary glands). Also, poorly designed prison interiors could be turned into weapons by inmates. Furthermore, deregulation would contribute to “88,000 deaths” a year from flammable materials that would suddenly inundate the market in the absence of licensing. Said one designer, addressing House committee members, “You (here in this chamber) don’t even have correct seating.” (If deregulation is successful, competition will increase, and lower fees are expected.) CULTURAL DIVERSITY -- The longstanding springtime culinary tradition of urine-soaked eggs endures, in Dongyang, China, according to a March CNN dispatch. Prepubescent boys contribute their urine (apparently without inhibition) by filling containers at schools, and the eggs are boiled according to recipe and sold for the equivalent of about 23 cents each. Many residents consider the tradition gross, but for devotees, it represents, as one said, “the (joyous) smell of spring.” -- In January, while the Texas Legislature debated budget cuts that would almost certainly cost Allen High School (just north of Dallas) at least $18 million and require layoffs of teachers and other school personnel, construction was continuing on the school’s new $60 million football stadium. Noted a New York Times report on the stadium (which 63 percent of voters approved in a 2009 bond referendum), “(O)nly football supersedes faith and family (among Texans).”

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS -- For Career Day in April at Shady Grove Elementary School in Henrico, Va., kids heard a local plastic surgeon describe his specialty, but not until afterward did parents learn that the surgeon had brought along as props saline breast implants (which he passed around for the kids to handle). Many parents were outraged, and even one calmer parent commented, “Career Day sure isn’t what it once was.” -- The End Is Near, But How Near? In March in Owensboro, Ky., James Birkhead, 52, was sentenced to 5 1/2 months in jail for making survivalist bombs to protect his family after he became alarmed by the movie “2012,” which portrays the chaos expected next year when the world ends (as supposedly foretold by the Mayan calendar). By contrast, Edwin Ramos of Vineland, N.J., is busy traveling the East Coast in his RV trying to warn people that the end will not be in 2012 but actually May 21, 2011. (The discrepancy would not exist if there had been a biblical year “0” after B.C. and before A.D.) Ramos’ father apparently does not share his son’s view because he accepted ownership of Ramos’ successful construction business as Ramos concluded that it had no future. -- Marie Stopes International is a prominent London charity that robustly promotes a woman’s right to choose abortion, but a whimsical public service campaign in January has created

unusually savage criticism. The organization partnered with the British comedy music band The Midnight Beast to produce a video suggesting anal sex as a contraceptive of choice. Among the lyrics of one song, “One up the bum, and it’s no harm done/ One up the bum, and you won’t be a mum.” LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS -- A man stole Waltham, Mass., student Mark Bao’s notebook computer in March, but Bao used his automatic onlinebackup service to access the hard drive while the thief was using it, to discover a performance video of a man (presumably the thief) dancing (lamely, thought Bao) to a pop song. Bao uploaded the video to YouTube — where 700,000 viewers showed it the proper disrespect — and also tracked down the thief’s e-mail address and informed him of his new Internet “stardom.” Shortly afterward, the still-unidentified thief turned in the notebook to Bentley University police with an apology to “Mark,” begging him to take down the video. NAMES IN THE NEWS -- Arrested in Aurora, Colo., in January and charged with stalking his wife: Joseph Moron. Appointed to a senior executive position in January in the global communications firm AlcatelLucent: George Nazi. Arrested for dealing marijuana in March in Fairfax County, Va.: Kevin Lee Cokayne. Appointed as interim chief medical officer of Newhall Memorial Hospital in Santa Clarita, Calif., in March: Dr. Richard Frankenstein. Arrested for DUI in April by a California Highway Patrolman (“CHiP”): Eric Estrada (not the actor). Posthumously rejected as the namesake for the new government office center in Fort Wayne, Ind., in March: former Fort Wayne Mayor Harry Baals (pronounced “bales” by his descendants but always “balls” by Mr. Baals, himself).

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LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES -- Former stripper Crystal Deans, who said she learned the trade at age 18 but later retired

and turned to God for help through a rough patch of her life, now offers free pole-dancing classes in Spring, Texas, near Houston, expressly for Christian women. Her gyrations may be the same as when she was working, she said, but now everyone is clothed, and she dances only to “Christian music.” -- Youth pastor Brent Girouex, 31, was urged to confess by his minister in Council Bluffs, Iowa, in February to an apparently lengthy series of sexual experiences with boys and young men, which he initiated by suggesting that ejaculating would help the victims gain “sexual purity” by (as he explained to detectives) “getting rid of the evil thoughts in their mind.” Eight victims reported multiple purification sessions, with one estimating as many as 100.

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bsolution was one of the dozens of local bands that were scheduled to perform at The Woodlands on April 27 as part of “Concert For A Cause 9.” But about six weeks ago, the group sent its apologies and gave word that it wouldn’t be able to make it. The reason? A very good one: A U.S. tour with national act Taproot. And the timing couldn’t have been any better, as it coincides with the release of the local hard-rock band’s new album, “The Other Side Of Nothing,” which hits stores on May 3. Absolution vocalist Mark Wojtkiewicz says the group found out in early March that it had been tapped to hit the road with Taproot. And so far, so good. “Originally, it was 17 dates, and it was mainly the West Coast,” says Wojtkiewicz, calling from Washington state. “But Taproot are very, very busy people. They just keep stringing dates and stringing dates, so what started out as 17 dates turned into 36 or 37.” Wojtkiewicz says it’s a new experience for Absolution, as the band is traveling through clubs, cities and even states that it has never visited before. He adds, however, that the members of Taproot have been hospitable. “They all real cool guys,” he

says. “They’ve been doing it for 10 or 11 years, so they’re kind used to keeping to themselves and doing their own thing, and so do we. But they’re super nice. We’re on same team, which kind of makes us feel at home and at ease. And it takes the brunt away from being this far away from home, because they are so nice and they are so open to helping us out.” Formed in 2005, Absolution also features guitarist and vocalist Jay Green, bassist Brian McDonald, drummer and vocalist Tom Godin and guitarist Will Perna. “The Other Side of Nothing” will be released to all Gallery of Sound stores, Wayne’s World and online sites such as iTunes, CD Baby and Amazon. It was recorded at the group’s own Side B Studios in Dorrance and was produced by Godin. It is a follow up to the group’s previous efforts, “Surfacing” and “Theory of Existence.” Wojtkiewicz says that the band — now with a few years under its belt, lots of recording and playing live and some tweaks to its lineup — has truly found its groove. “We’ve really established our sound with this album,” he says, adding that the biggest difference for him on the new CD is that he did the entire album sober. After battling addiction, he says sobriety has made him a

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better musician and person. “That was an eye-opener, to say the least,” he says. “I’d done everything before, not obliterated, but always under the influence of alcohol. And though I didn’t want a huge theme of the album to be about being sober and going through that, it is a story to tell. It is who I am now. I had to learn how to not go to the alcohol to get away from problems or deal with miscommunications between anybody in the band and myself. That was a year and a half ago that I decided that, and I can say I’m a completely different person. More focused. It saved my life.” Wojtkiewicz says two tracks on the CD, “Dry County” and “Bloodstone” were inspired by that journey. And while the group’s main influences such as Sevendust, Deftones and Nonpoint continue to inspire, he says the band tried to remain influence-free during the sessions. “We just kind of put blinders on and said what we wanted to say, instead of following a trend,” he says. “We’re trying to stick to what we want to do. The Avenged Sevenfolds are out there, and that’s them. We don’t want to really copy them. We want to make our own thing. We know if we jump on a trend that’s going now, by the time it actually gets recorded, mixed and mastered and put out there, it’s going to be last week’s style. So we try and just keep doing what we do.” Fans of the band will be able to hear exactly what they do on May 3 when the CD drops. Wojtkiewicz says he knows fans have been itchy for some new material, as the CD has been two years in the making. But he thinks they will be pleased. “People have been patient, so I hope the wait was a good payoff for them,” he says. “I hope it stands the test of what they think Absolution is, will be and what they wanted out of Absolution themselves as a fan. I would hope that everybody that’s been waiting this long is still going to be here to support what we’re doing and this next big phase for the band. We all really appreciate them sticking with us.” W

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case he manages to capture the world from the point of view of someone who got the raw end of a deal, which in today’s world is too easy for many listeners to relate to. As with all of his prior work, Earle never sounds too much like Steve Earle is an artist whose Earle is retrospective in nature, country or too much like rock and most of the song lyrics are music has always been a little on “I’ll Never Get Out of This written as aging antagonist who difficult to classify, and his World Alive,” nor does he ever has grown weary of fighting but latest album, “I’ll Never Get try to. Instead, he once again Out of This World Alive,” is no still won’t concede. Considering opts to further develop his niche Earle’s age and the ups-andexception. While the twangy between the styles and draw fans downs of his personal life, guitars and slow, rolling tempo from both audiences who prefer this point of view seems very would lead many a casual their music with a populist slant appropriate — if not perfectly listener to label Earle’s music along with a healthy dose of obvious — and adds a degree as “country,” the addition of defiance. While Earle definitely of realism and credibility to his rock ’n’ roll rebellion and social music. The subjects that Earle sounds a little more mellow consciousness means that his and world-weary on this album, writes about in some of songs music has much more in common (such as “The Gulf of Mexico” he stays true to his roots and with the protest rock of the 1960s or “Little Emperor”) are very continues to use his music to than it does with the modern specific, while others (such as “I give a voice to everyday men and clean-and-polished Nashville women. Am A Wanderer,” “This City” -- Mike Irwin scene. or “Meet Me In The Alleyway”) Weekender Correspondent Throughout most of the album, are more generic, but in either

Sound of You and Me.” It’s an ideal opener paced by aggressive guitar and drum work. Although Sean Mackin’s violin isn’t heard until midway through the track, it’s well worth the wait. The band slows down for a huge build-up, and a classic Yellowcard breakdown — foot-stomping guitar bursts over grandiose violin — carries the song out. The record continues with a string of captivating songs. “For You, and Your Denial” and “With You Around,” which has the album’s best hook, can easily be compared to the band’s “Ocean Avenue” days. “Hang You Up” is a heartfelt tune that Yellowcard is an excellent pathway into the best part “When You’re Through Thinking, of the record. “Life of Leaving Home,” Say Yes.” “Hide” and “Soundtrack” are the three most impressive tracks. They seem to get W W W W stronger as each song progresses, and the instrumental intensity is at a high. Yellowcard’s chemistry and cohesion ultimately separates them from their peers and puts them at an elite level. To say this is the band’s best work would be a stretch, but that argument should be irrelevant. Yellowcard returned with Comebacks and expectations can be something new and old fans can enjoy, a tough thing to deal with. Yellowcard perfecting a sound that is uniquely their knows this all too well, disappearing after having great success and becoming own. This is the best record the band could make at this time; it highlights the just another band lost to obscurity — group’s past records, and is a great leaduntil now with “When You’re Through in to future releases.. Thinking, Say Yes.” -- Matt Morgis The recent hiatus didn’t affect the Weekender Intern group at all, and its familiar sound comes flooding back with opening track “The

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impassioned, dirt-road traveled gold. Isbell waxes homesick, with visions of “driving through Talladega on a weekend in October,” amid the gentle Appalachian acoustic fiddle flourishes in “Alabama Pines.” The charged, Keith Richards-by-way-of The Heartbreakers’ Mike Campbell staccato guitar gnawing on “Go It Alone” is a potent standout, the slow drive of the track reveals how tight Isbell’s road-tested band has become in its three years together. Isbell’s brittle, introspective tendencies run amok in “Daisy Mae,” the cold sober tale of a woman trapped in an abusive Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit relationship; Isbell diffusing the lyrical “Here We Rest” tension through the line “this just isn’t your day.” Similarly, “Tour of Duty” W W W W 1/2 examines the quiet ambivalence of a war-ravaged soldier returning home to start his life again. The band turns from such poignant offerings to the gospel-tinged groove of “Heart On A String,” complete with gleaming African From his all-too-brief work with the Methodist Episcopal Church choir-styled Drive-By Truckers to his new project harmonies. — keepers of the classic Muscle ShoalsIt’s easy to get lost in the vivid country grit ’n’ soul soup The 400 Unit narration that defines Isbell’s music. — Jason Isbell has kept his focus on This Deep South raconteur effortlessly sincere, bare-bones Southern storytelling. conveys empathy for the emotional Isbell’s songwriting is on par with baggage we all carry, while ultimately defining roots music tunesmiths like providing closure for all things dealing John Prine, but also takes in the scope with matters of the heart. Welcome to the of illustrative masters like Bob Dylan full-blown maturation of Jason Isbell. laced with the earthen charisma of Tom Petty and the contemporary Americana -- Mark Uricheck of Ryan Bingham. “Here We Rest” is Weekender Correspondent

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Band” network, and they couldn’t be more excited about the news. “It seriously means the world,” said band member Kris Huber. “There’s no other way to put it. The band has been around for almost 10 years now, and we’ve always been searching for something to really get the launch that we need to start progressing the way we’ve been wanting to, and ‘Rock Band’ is perfect for that. There are a lot of bands that I’ve discovered because of games like ‘Rock Band’ and ’Guitar Hero,’ like Gallows and Evile and bands like that, and I hope being involved with something like this can help people do the same with us.” The addition to the “Rock Band” network came as a complete surprise to the band,

“There are a lot of bands that I’ve discovered because of games like ‘Rock Band’ and ’Guitar Hero,’ and I hope being involved with something like this can help people do the same with us.” Kris Huber of Ethereal Collapse

and they still don’t know who to thank for helping them receive this kind of industry recognition. “The charting company that is programming our songs for the game had an online forum where people could request bands to be added into the downloadable content for ‘Rock Band,’ and some member — who this person is I have no clue which is a shame because I owe them some thanks — suggested us,” Huber explained. “A few days later, I was contacted by the charting company to see if we were interested, and of course I jumped at the chance.” As soon as it heard the great news, the band decided there was only on thing left to do, so they are prepared to party. “When I had gotten all the news, I wanted to throw a party to celebrate. And what better way to celebrate than to do what we do best and put on a kick ass show for our fans!” Huber said. “And I wanted to keep it local because this is where we’re from, and we want to show that no matter what success we achieve as a band, we’re going to always know where we started and be proud of that. Not to mention Bart & Urby’s wings are awesome, and I wanted food there, too.” W

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75 Main St., Luzerne 570.283.1300 Tickets at Ticketfly.com, venue or Pittston location at 1705 River St. 52nd Street (Billy Joel tribute): May 23, $7, 21+ Rusted Root: May 18, doors 6 p.m., $24 advance, $28 day of, all-ages Adler’s Appetite: May 22, doors 6 p.m., $15 advance, $20 day of, 21+

CAESARS POCONO RESORTS

1.877.800.5380 www.CPResorts.com Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees tribute): May 13-14 The Village People: May 15 Byrd Pressley’s Comedy Series: May 27-29 Boogie Wonder Band: June 10-11 Bill Cosby: June 26 Howie Mandel: July 24

ELEANOR RIGBY’S

603 Route 6, Jermyn www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys Quiet Drive: April 28, 6:30 p.m. Murder Death Kill: April 29, 6:30 p.m. Gallagher: May 7, 8 p.m. Hit the Lights / YMAEWK: May 8, 6 p.m. Kill The Coward: May 14, 6 p.m. Attila: May 20, 5:30 p.m. The Queers: May 25, 6:30 p.m.

EMBASSY VINYL

352 Adams Ave., Scranton Tigers Jaw / Lee Corey Oswald: April 28, 8 p.m., $5, all ages Dead Rider: May 13, 7 p.m., $6, all ages The Beets: May 17, 7 p.m., cost TBA, all ages The Body / Nimbus Terrifix / Esophagus: May 20, 8 p.m., $8, all ages

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F.M. KIRBY CENTER

71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre Phone: 570.826.1100 NEPA Philharmonic Season Finale: May 6, 8 p.m. Stephen Lynch: May 7, 8 p.m., $24.50$35 Sully Erna: May 14, 8 p.m., $24.50-$35 “The Big Adventures of Stuart Little:” May 19, 10 a.m. The Science of Magic: May 20, 10 a.m. Laurie Berkner Band: May 21, 2 p.m., $27-$37 Daniel O’Donnell: May 31-June 1, 7 p.m., $57-$87 Drive-By Truckers: June 21, 8 p.m., $28

THE HIVE

1307 Park Ave., Williamsport, Phone: www.thehivepa.com Mother of Mercy / Agitator / Sawed Off / Jabberjaw / Ghostwalk / Moths: April 29, 6:30 p.m., $10 Shai Hulud / Endwell / Lions Lions / Skylines End / The One We Lost / Empyreal: May 5, 6 p.m., $10 advance $13 day of

KIWANIS WYOMING COUNTY FAIR

Rt. 6, Meshoppen Phone: 570.836.9992 www.wyomingcountyfair.com Sept. 1-6 Wild World of Animals show: daily, times vary Gallagher: Sept. 2, 8 p.m. Katie Armiger / amRadio: Sept. 3, 7 p.m. The Roots and Boots Tour ft. Aaron Tippin, Sammy Kershaw, Joe Diffie, more: Sept. 4, 7 p.m.

MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE

14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 570.325.0249, www.jtams.net Philly Funk Authority: April 29, 8:30 p.m., $18 Childhood’s End (Pink Floyd tribute): April 30, 8:30 p.m., $23 Chris Hillman / Herb Pedersen: May 1, 7 p.m., $26 Artimus Pyle Band: May 7, 8:30 p.m., $26 Yarn: May 14, 8:30 p.m., $20 Todd Snider: May 21, 8:30 p.m., $25 Carbon Leaf: May 27, 8:30 p.m., $23 Michelle Shocked: May 28, 8:30 p.m., $28 Dave Wilcox: June 10, 8:30 p.m., $26 Louisiana Hoodoo Krewe: June 25, 8:30 p.m., $20 Bennie And The Jets: July 2, 8:30 p.m., $23 The Janks: July 16, 8:30 p.m., $18 Paul Thorne: July 23, 8:30 p.m., $23 Jimmy Webb: July 30, 8:30 p.m., $26 $25

MISERICORDIA UNIVERSITY

301 Lake St., Dallas 570.674.6719 www.misericordia.edu/theartsandmore Jazz in July: “Old Time is Still aFlying, The New Torch Bearers of Classic Jazz” ft. Dan Levinson and his

New Millennium All Stars: July 18, 8 p.m. $8 lawn, $15 amphitheater, $120 tables for six (on sale 5/3 by calling 570.674.6719) Under the Stars Summer Arts Festival ft. Mary Wilson, an original founding member of The Supremes: July 23, 8 p.m., $20 lawn, $30 amphitheater, $270 tables for six. (on sale 5/3 by calling 570.674.6719)

MOHEGAN SUN ARENA

255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. Avenged Sevenfold / Three Days Grace / Sevendust: April 29, 7 p.m., $25-$44.75 Barney Live in Concert Birthday Bash: May 10-11, TIMES VARY, $15-$55 Michael Buble: June 8, 8 p.m., $61.20$103.65

MOUNT AIRY CASINO RESORT

44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono Phone: 877.682.4791 www.mountairycasino.com Jim Florentine: April 30, 9 p.m., $15, Gypsies

THE NAKED GRAPE

15 N. River St., Plains Twp. 570.821.9825 Tyme Band: April 30, 8 p.m. 3rd Degree: June 10, 9 p.m.

PENN’S PEAK

325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. Travis Tritt: April 29, 8 p.m., $46.25$51.25 Gary Allan: May 6, 8 p.m., $49.25$54.25 Whitesnake: May 15, 8 p.m., $38.75 The Wailers: May 19, 8 p.m., $28 Easton Corbin: June 2, 8 p.m., $28 Robin Trower: June 18, 8 p.m., $35.75 Uriah Heep: June 24, 8 p.m., $30

PENNSYLVANIA BLUES FESTIVAL

Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton 610.826.7700 www.skibluemt.com July 30-31, on-site camping, all are welcome, Visit website for info

RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE

665 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 Girls, Guns and Glory: April 29 Jam Stampede: April 30 Mystery Fyre: May 5 Mike Dougherty Band / Suze: May 7 Clarence Spady Band: May 13 Mahavishnu Project: May 14 Marco Benevento / Exter vs Kimock: June 23

SCRANTON COMMUNITY CONCERTS

Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available The Music of Simon and Garfunkel starring A.J. Swearingen & Jonathan Beedle: April 29

SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER

420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 “The View” with a Scranton Attitude Let’s Hear it from the Boys: May 6, 6 p.m., $6 Duck for President, Fancy Nancy & Other Stories: May 7, 10 a.m. Wiggles & Giggles, 11 a.m., show. $7 NEPA Philharmonic Masterworks IV: Inspiration: May 7, 8 p.m., $32-$65

SHERMAN THEATER

524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com Taking Back Sunday / Circa Survive: April 28, $30 Praise The Roof (Benefit for Monroe County Habitat For Humanity): April 30, 6 p.m., $10 Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes: May 7, 8 p.m., $28-$38 Blackmore’s Night: May 14, 8 p.m., $36 Dark Star Orchestra: May 17, 8 p.m., $27 advance, $29 day of Tower of Power: May 19, 8 p.m., $35$45 Kenny Vance & The Planotones: May 21, 8 p.m., $35-$45 Electric Hot Tuna: June 2, 8 p.m., $35 Dancestand USA ft. The Main Street Cruisers: June 4, 7:30 p.m., $20-$55 Blue’s Clues Live: Blue’s Birthday Party: June 18-19, TIMES VARY, $13-$17 New Riders of the Purple Sage: June 24, 8 p.m., $22 Gregg Allman: Sept. 6, 8 p.m., $35-$45 (on sale 4/29, noon)

SOME KIND OF JAM 6

April 29-May 1 in Schuylkill Haven featuring 21 bands like The Budos Band, RAQ, Rumpke Mountain Boys, Goosepimp Orchestra, Wisebird, Dopapod, The Big Dirty, Psychedelphia, The Coal Town Rounders and more on three stages, with vendors, late-night jams and more. $50 presale tickets on-sale now via www.jibberjazz.com and include full weekend of camping and music.

SPYGLASS RIDGE WINERY

105 Carroll Road, Sunbury 570.286.9911 www.spyglassridgewinery.com 6th Annual Blues Fest: May 21, 11 a.m.-8

p.m. ft. Big Bill Morganfield, son of Muddy Waters Blue Oyster Cult / Foghat: July 9, 8 p.m.

TOYOTA PAVILION AT MONTAGE MOUNTAIN

1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scranton Sugarland / Sara Bareilles: June 18, 7:30 p.m., $36.50-$71 Def Leppard / Heart / Evan Watson: June 29, 7:30 p.m., $39-$122.15 Vans Warped Tour: July 14, 11 a.m., $43.50 Brad Paisley: July 22, 4 p.m., $34$73.90 Motley Crue / Poison / New York Dolls: July 31, 7 p.m., $40-$116.15

VINTAGE THEATER

119 Penn Ave., Scranton 570.589.0271 Ted Leo / Eww Yaboo / Langor: April 30, 8 p.m., $10 PHILADELPHIA

ELECTRIC FACTORY

3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 Rusko: April 29, 8:30 p.m. Rise Against / Bad Religion: May 2-3, 7 p.m. Stone Sour: May 4, 8 p.m. Thenewdeal: May 5, 8:30 p.m.

THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA

334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 The Kills / Cold Cave / The Entrance Band: April 27, 8 p.m. Further Seems Forever / Mewithoutyou: April 28, 7:30 p.m. Of Montreal / Painted Palms: April 29, 9 p.m. Money Making Jam Boys / OCD: Moosh & Twist and Jaguar Wright: April 30, 9 p.m. Peter Bjorn and John / Bachelorette: May 1, 9 p.m. Lil B / Dirty South Joe / Chill Moody / Tone Trump: May 2, 8 p.m. Jon Anderson: May 4, 8 p.m. Foals / Freelance Whales / The Naked and Famous: May 5, 9 p.m. Amon Amarth: May 6, 9 p.m. Donald Gover / Childish Gambino: May 11, 8 p.m. Aaron Karo: May 12, 8 p.m. Reverend Horton Heat / The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band: May 13, 9 p.m. Manchester Orchestra: May 14, 8 p.m. Blue October / The Soldier Thread: May 15, 8 p.m.


The essence of Floyd

Pink Floyd tribute Childhood’s End will perform at the Mauch Chunk Opera House (14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe) Saturday, April 30 at 8:30 p.m. Made up of Eric Garboushian, Gregory John, Jimmy Puma, Tim Robinson and Steve Schad, Childhood’s End uses a circular video screen, high-tech lights, cutting-edge sound and note-perfect renditions of the Pink Floyd catalog. Tickets are $23 and are available via www.mauchchunkoperahouse.com or by calling 570.325.0249.

KESWICK THEATER

Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 Dennis Miller: April 28, 8 p.m. Asia: April 29, 8 p.m. Max & Ruby: April 30, 1 p.m. & 4 p.m. Vicki Lawrence & Mama: a Two Woman Show, May 5, 8 p.m. Bruce Cockburn: May 6, 8 p.m. Love Songs, Doo Wop & Rock ’n’ Roll: May 7, 8 p.m. Mint Condition: May 8, 7:30 p.m. Tommy Emmanuel & The Australian All Stars Band: May 11, 8 p.m. Weird Al Yankovic: May 20, 8 p.m.

MANN MUSIC CENTER

52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia Phone: 215.893.1999 Willie Nelson: May 27, 3:30 p.m. The Script: June 3, 7:30 p.m. Bright Eyes: June 10, 7:30 p.m.

TOWER THEATER

69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 Neil Young: April 30-May 1, 8 p.m.

Stone Temple Pilots / Rose Hill Drive: May 5, 8 p.m. My Chemical Romance / Thursday / The Architects: May 6, 8 p.m. Warren Haynes: May 14, 9 p.m. Elvis Costello / The Imposters: May 19, 8 p.m. Chelsea Handler: May 20, 8 p.m. Fleet Foxes: May 21, 9 p.m.

TROCADERO

10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 The Collective Hip Hop Showcase: April 27, 9 p.m. Balkan Beat Box: April 28, 7 p.m. Down: April 29, 7 p.m. Wax: May 1, 7 p.m. Holy Grail: May 3, 7 p.m. Protest the Hero: May 4, 7 p.m. Family Force 5: May 5, 6 p.m. Tempertrend: May 6, 6:30 p.m. The Airborne Toxic Event: May 7 & 9, 7 p.m. Sleigh Bells / CSS (Cansei De Ser Sexy): May 8, 7 p.m. The Twilight Singers: May 10, 7 p.m. Echo & the Bunnymen: May 12, 7 p.m. Doug Stanhope: May 13, 8 p.m.

1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ. Phone: 609.365.1300 Thirty Seconds To Mars: April 30, 8 p.m. Bruno Mars & Janelle Monae: May 8, 7 p.m. Sugarland: May 14, 7:30 p.m. Daughtry / Lifehouse / Colbie Caillat: May 15, 6 p.m. 3 Doors Down: May 22, 1 p.m. Phish: June 10, 7:30 p.m.

WELLS FARGO (WACHOVIA) CENTER

Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 New Kids on the Block / Back Street Boys: June 5, 7:30 p.m. Glee: June 8, 7:30 p.m. Josh Groban / ELEW: July 29, 8 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA

CROCODILE ROCK

520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 Brand New: April 28, 6:30 p.m. Runner Runner: April 29, 6 p.m. Harddrive Live Tour: April 30, 6:30 p.m. Upon a Burning Body: May 2, 5 p.m. All Time Low: May 4, 6 p.m. The AP Tour ft. Black Veil Brides / Destroy Rebuild / Until God Shows: May 5, 5 p.m. Gallagher: May 8, 7 p.m. Reverend Horton Heat: May 11, 8 p.m. Sebastian Bach: May 12, 7 p.m. Bowling for Soup: May 14, 7 p.m. (HED)P.E. / Mushroomhead: May 18 6:30 p.m.

GIANT CENTER

950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 Jason Aldean / Eric Church / JaneDear girls: April 30, 7:30 p.m.

Route 18 and 22, Pittsburgh Phone: 724.947.740 Stone Sour / Seether: May 6, 3 p.m. Sugarland: May 15, 7:30 p.m.

WHITAKER CENTER

222 Market St., Harrisburg Phone: 717.214.ARTS The Machine (Pink Floyd Tribute): May 13, 8 p.m. Get the Led Out (Led Zeppelin Tribute): May 14, 8 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY ∝

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THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA

17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 Volbeat: April 27, 6:30 p.m. Wolfgang Gartner: April 28, 9 p.m. Dark Star Orchestra: April 29, 8 p.m. Yelle: April 30, 7:30 p.m. Combichrist: May 4, 7 p.m. Calle 13, May 6, 7 p.m. Cavalera Conspiracy: May 10, 7 p.m. Blue October: May 12, 7 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. Echo and the Bunnymen: May 13-14, 8 p.m. Whitesnake: May 18, 7 p.m. The 11th Annual Joey Ramone’s Birthday Bash: May 19, 7 p.m. Blackfield: May 20, 7:30 p.m.

2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 Gladys Knight: May 5, 8 p.m. Royal Comedy Tour: May 7, 7 p.m. Paul Simon: May 10-11, 8 p.m. Warren Haynes Band: May 12, 8 p.m. Adele: May 19, 8 p.m. Chelsea Handler: May 21, Times Vary Elvis Costello / The Imposters: May 22-23, 8 p.m. Wavy Gravy: May 27, 7:30 p.m.

IZOD CENTER

BETHEL WOODS CENTER

BOARDWALK HALL

Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org Roger McGuinn: May 6, 8 p.m. Eileen Ivers: May 14, 8 p.m. Phish: May 27-29, 7:30 p.m.

BROOME COUNTY ARENA

1 Stuart Street, Binghamton, NY Phone: 670.778.6626 Trans-Siberian Orchestra: May 20, 8 p.m.

HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM

311 W. 34th St, New York, NY. Phone: 212.279.7740 Stone Sour / Theory of a Deadman: April 29, 6 p.m. Kylie Minogue: May 2-4, 8 p.m. Jeremih / New Boyz / Mike Posner / Flo Rida / Jay Sean: May 20, 8 p.m. Joaquin Sabina: May 25, 8 p.m.

50 State Rt. 120 East Rutherford, N.J. Rammstein: May 5, 8 p.m.

ROSELAND BALLROOM

239 52nd Street, New York, NY. Phone: 212.777.6800 Bruno Mars & Janelle Monae: May 4, 7:30 p.m.

Atlantic City, NJ Phone: 609.348.7803 Ustad Rahat Fateh Ali Khan: April 30, 8 p.m. Usher / AKON: May 6, 8 p.m. Charlie Wilson: May 7, 7:30 p.m.

BORGATA HOTEL AND CASINO

Atlantic City, NJ Phone:1.866.MYBORGATA Stevie Nicks: May 6, 8 p.m. Jason Bonham’s Led-Zepplin Experience: May 6, 9 p.m. Steve Angello: May 7, 10 p.m. Crosby & Nash: May 13, 9 p.m. Larry King: May 14, 9 p.m. Mike Marino: May 20, 9 p.m. W compiled by Marie Burrell, Weekender Intern To send a concert listing, e-mail weekender@theweekender.com

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aking Back Sunday has been through a lot of ups and downs in its career. Now comprised of Adam Lazzara (vocals), John Nolan (vocals, lead guitar), Eddie Reyes (rhythm guitar), Shaun Cooper (bass) and Mark O’Connell (drums), it is set to release its first album with this lineup since 2002 on June 28. The band will headline the Bamboozle Festival in New Jersey this weekend — and play a warm-up show at the Sherman Theater in Stroudsburg Thursday, April 28. Cooper checked in with the Weekender to catch up about the new record and how the band has been able to evolve into what it is today. WEEKENDER: Tell me about the new, self-titled record and how you feel now that it’s completed. COOPER: Well, we started writing songs a little over a year ago. We met in El Paso, Texas, for the first time in seven years. We just started talking and feeling each other out; we wanted to make sure this whole process would work. … At the end of the first day, we had about three new songs. Within a week, we had about nine new songs. To have that much productivity in that amount of time was something none of us experienced before. WEEKENDER: How does its sound compare to previous Taking Back Sunday records? COOPER: Well, it has defi-

nitely evolved. John and Adam are such amazing songwriters in their own right; separately they’re phenomenal, but together it’s even better. Their voices bring such an energy that hasn’t really been heard on a Taking Back Sunday record in a long time. You can hear it on “Where You Want to Be.” “Louder Now” is starts to get less and less, then “New Again” it wasn’t there at all. So this record is bringing that back to a level that hasn’t been topped before. WEEKENER: Why did you decide to depart the band in 2003? COOPER: To me personally, it was way too much success way too soon. My ideal goal was to have a record out somewhere. So after we did that, we were kind of thrown out on tour for two years, and I wasn’t expecting that. I was a young kid — when I left the band I was only 23 years old, and now I’m 30. All of us handled our success in different ways, but for the most part, we were drinking too much because we could. The access was just there backstage all time, there was always liquor or beer. And, of course, there was the fact you were living in a van for two years with four other guys. Of course later, we able to get to a bus, but it still doesn’t matter. It was still dealing with those same personalities and seeing where we all fit. I had no idea how to deal with that shit. WEEKENDER: What made this lineup want to get back together? COOPER: John and I were

doing a band called Straylight Run, and that was ending. We didn’t know what we were going to do. I thought I would have to get a job outside of the music industry. We knew it would be a struggle for both of us. Then Mark, who was still drumming for TBS and kept in close contact with me since I left, was hanging out with me during a Long Island snowstorm. He asked if I ever thought John and I would come back. My response was maybe for a 10 year anniversary thing. His was a simple, “No. I want my band back.” Immediately I thought that would be cool, but I wasn’t sure if John could/would be up for it or if the five of us could even work together again. At this time “New Again” was out, and it wasn’t doing much. Creatively, the band wasn’t on the same page, and everyone was unhappy with where the band was going, and they needed to shake things up. Soon enough, we all ended up in that room in Texas, and here we are. WEEKENDER: What goals do you have this time around with Taking Back Sunday? COOPER: It’s almost all of the same. I still can’t believe the five of us are working together. There is some sort of weird energy with the five of us combined. We’re better from working together. This record showcases that so much. We are all likeminded with success — we want as many people to hear our band as possible. And this time around, we all really like each other. W Taking Back Sunday, Circa Survive, Thurs., April 28, 8 p.m., Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Stroudsburg). Tickets: $30. Info: 570.420.2808, www.takingbacksunday.com, www.shermantheater.com


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Christoph Waltz, Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon in a scene from ‘Water for Elephants,’ which is based on the novel by Sara Gruen.

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een dream Robert Pattinson trades in his fangs, glitter and literally undying love for a veterinary license, life under the big top world and a much larger love in “Water for Elephants.” Francis Lawrence, the man who helmed “I Am Legend” and “Constantine,” tries on a much different genre with “Water for Elephants.” Written by Sara Gruen, the story is based during the Great Depression and is presented as one long flashback from the memories of an older Jacob, a man that once stood on the doorstep of a dream only to have tragedy present him with another. Pattinson portrays Jacob, the exceedingly bright son of Polish immigrants who follows in his father’s footsteps by studying

veterinary science. A prestigious Cornell degree is within his grasp as he sits for the final exam, but life has other plans for the young man. Jacob’s parents are killed in a horrible car accident, and as if this blow is not enough, the young man learns that they re-mortgaged their home in order to pay for schooling. Without family or a home, the young man decides to run away and hops the first train he encounters, never realizing the impact this will have on the rest of his life. One can safely assume the current economic climate held some weight in presenting a Depression-era piece. One of the more poignant moments is during an exchange between Jacob and an almost villainously

cold bank representative regarding how he is going to lose the family’s home due to the his father’s foolishness in obtaining a mortgage for schooling. This heralds the film’s overall sentiment regarding the plight of the masses during the Depression and will surely resonate with today’s audiences. Jacob hops aboard a train car belonging to the Benzini Brothers Circus. A kindly older roustabout named Camel (Jim Norton) grabs the boy and offers him the opportunity to get work if he can pull his weight. Jacob agrees, and following a very tough day, is introduced to the show’s big dog. August (Christoph Waltz). August proves to be a sadist and informs his men to throw the young man

from the train. Jacob explains his use with animals and offers an opinion of one of the show’s horses. Following this diagnosis, August brings Jacob on as the circus’s vet and expects him to ready a new star attraction, Rosie the elephant. Unfortunately for Jacob, he is smitten by the company’s star and August’s wife, Marlena (Reese Witherspoon). Herself a runaway, she soon finds herself falling for the compassionate and caring young man, a man as completely different from her husband. The film is at its root a love triangle set against the backdrop of the Great Depression. However, the circus aspect differentiates it from other tales of forbidden love. Sadly, this alone is not enough to give the film any memorable

qualities. It languishes at times and becomes rather repetitive. The film would have benefited from a shorter running time that could have taken out some of these non-essential and completely blasé passages. At the end of the day, “Water for Elephants” is a very sweet, but forgettable film. It includes a fine cast with the two wellknown leads and several brilliant supporting actors including the always engaging Waltz (“Inglourious Basterds”) and the iconic Hal Holbrook. But as one already knows, fine acting can’t trump poor direction and writing even when it includes the greatest show on Earth.

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That doesn’t look like a fairy-tale moment to us …


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f Yellowcard is taking another trip down “Ocean Avenue” with the release of “When You’re Through Thinking, Say Yes” last month, the street has certainly changed a bit since 2003. “I don’t even know that a record release is as relevant as it used to be,” admitted lead singer Ryan Key. The frontman called in to “The Ralphie Radio Show” while on tour with All Time Low and Hey Monday in Tempe, Ariz. “People are buying digital singles and things like that and the way you can talk to your fans online, through Facebook and Twitter … it’s so much more in your hands.” Key was referring specifically to the delayed release of “Lights and Sounds.” The band hoped to release the record in ’05 and had launched a tour to support the album based on that. However, after Yellowcard hit the road, Capitol Records pushed back the date. Key cites this moment as one that not only soiled the band’s relationship with the label but killed the momentum built from the previous album, which went platinum in the states. Now in 2011, Yellowcard finds themselves back together, making music, performing live and fulfilling radio commitments. Now the “elder statesman” on the road (at least on this tour: YC just announced a June co-headlining trek with Good Charlotte), it’s Key who is sharing his war stories with bands like All Time Low about the joys and pains of recording on a major label. Meanwhile Key’s band has found new life, not just with a new LP, but with a new audience. “We don’t really get a chance to play for a lot of people who haven’t seen our band or heard our band before,” said Key. “This tour is a really great opportunity to do that because All Time Low and the other bands have younger fans. You know, their fans are the age that are fans were back in ’04, ’05 when our band was kind of taking off.” But despite the age, err, generation gap, Key still finds a highlight every night on

YELLOWCARD stage: Performing “Ocean Avenue.” “Especially on a tour like this, where that’s a really familiar song for a lot of people who never got to see a show or don’t have a record but they know that song,” Key explained. “That really brings the whole crowd together. It’s pretty amazing.” GAGA’S MANAGER FLIP-FLOPS, APPROVES WEIRD AL’S PARODY The New York Times reporter Dave Itzkoff broke the news last week that Lady Gaga’s manager (presumably Troy Carter) has flip-flopped on his initial decision to prohibit “Weird Al” Yankovic from releasing a parody of Gaga’s hit, “Born This Way.” Despite first telling Yankovic that the denial came straight from the singer herself, Gaga’s manager now alleges that he never played the song for his artist. After hearing the parody, entitled “Perform This Way,” it’s reported that Gaga is a fan, and Yankovic will be able to release it commercially both as a single and on his album. “Weird Al” will donate all proceeds from the single and music video to the Human Rights Campaign. The parody will serve as the lead track from Yankovic’s forthcoming LP, “Alpocalypse,” due out June 21. The song hit iTunes on Monday. There is a legal gray area as to whether the comedian even has to receive permission from artists when poking fun at their songs. However, “Weird Al” has only been denied the right to commercially release a song one other time in his career: Atlantic Records refused to allow him to sell a parody of James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” entitled, “You’re Pitiful.” W Listen to The Ralphie Radio Show weekdays from 7 p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.


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ILKES-BARRE TWP. — A meek demeanor and demure attitude are not exactly attributes that could easily be associated with the legendary Sir Elton John, but during his sold-out “Greatest Hits Live” show Friday night at Mohegan Sun Arena, the 64-year old megastar proved he doesn’t need fireworks or smoke machines to put on a powerfully awe-inspiring show. By today’s standards, the stage setup would be considered bare bones, complete only with John, band members Nigel Olsson (drums), Davey Johnstone (guitar), Kim Bullard (keyboard), Bob Birch (bass) and John Mahon (percussion) and his talented back-up singers. But with a nearly five-decades-long career under his belt, the singer and piano player didn’t need much help

knocking the socks off everyone in attendance, and he and his band had no problem filling almost three solid hours with hit after hit. Greeted by an audience dotted with pink feather boas in a nod to his earlier days, John opened with one of the few tunes of the night that isn’t a permanent fixture on classic radio, “Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding.” The proceeding hits, “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting,” “Levon,” “Madman Across the Water” and “Tiny Dancer,” set the pace for the rest of the evening — the crowd was either dancing wildly or sitting, hypnotically awestruck by John’s piano skills and stunning vocals. A high-spirited “Philadelphia Freedom” was followed by the ever-popular “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,” where John did something he admitted he rarely does: Invited the audience to sing along. And after engaging in a spirited chorus, attendees were treated to a sweet rendition of “Daniel,” followed by “Rocket Man,” during which John really

worked his magic with a breathtaking piano solo and jazzy ending that had the crowd on its feet for yet another hit to follow, “I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues.” Although he spoke little during the show, John proudly took the time to introduce a melange of new songs from his most recent collaboration with his self-described idol, Leon Russell, from the acclaimed album, “The Union.” John admitted that new songs during a concert can be more of a nuisance than a pleasure, but during “Hey Ahab,” “The Best Part of the Day,” “Gone to Shiloh,” “Monkey Suit” and “When Love is Dying,” the contagious beats drew in both diehard fans who already knew the words and newbies who didn’t know more than the fact that he had a song on “The Lion King” soundtrack. John and his band returned to firing off smash hits, breezing through “Sad Songs (Say So Much),” “Take Me to the Pilot” and “Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word.” An already subdued crowd was then taken to an even more emotional place with the moving chart-toppers, “Candle in the Wind” and “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me,” before experiencing a jaunty version of “Burn Down the Mission.” One of the highlights of the night was the powerhouse “Bennie and the Jets,” the undeniable force that got a previously mellowed-out crowd moving again and kept it going through “The Bitch is Back” and the finale, “Crocodile Rock.” The Rock and Roll Hall of Famer returned to the piano bench for an encore, but not before taking the time to dole out signatures to an adoring crush of fans in front of the stage, an unprecedented move for an artist at his level and an obvious sign of gratitude on John’s part. In what could be called a sweet tribute to his fans, he finished the melodically perfect evening with “Your Song” and gave a performance so striking, it’s no wonder his fans keep coming back for more. W

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The show will be held in the back of the Wilkes University Student Union Building (SUB).This is going to be another great event for this year, thank you all for attending and for your feedback, and to all who havent heard or attended the ASME Car Show, it is a great event and this year will absolutely be bigger, have more prizes and awards, more cars and be overall better than previous years.This year expect PLENTY OF NEW CARS, more food, new shirts, more sponsers, and a large variety of music. THIS YEAR HELP US GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY BY BRINGING GENTLY USED CLOTHING FOR THE WILKES’ ANNUAL CLOTHING DRIVE We will also be taking donations for the Matt Zukoski Scholarship Fund. Matt passed away January 31st, 2008 and was professor at Wilkes University of Mathematics and Computer Science, he was just 45.

For more information: Email: benjamin.sauers@wilkes.edu or eric.skoglund@wilkes.edu or call me @ 1-267-261-0166

tech talk

By Nick Delorenzo

Weekender Correspondent

Wii (2) Hoo!! With likely 2012 summer launch of Wii 2, gamers in for a treat

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ell, it’s been a long wait. I hope it was worth it. Nintendo has been an icon in the gaming industry for years, weathering decades of change and still managing innovation from time to time. I admit that I own and like the Wii. And apparently so do millions of others. Nintendo has dominated sales of video game consoles and sold 86 million Wiis since launching it in 2006. I have an Xbox360, but the Wii is way more appealing to

me if I want casual gaming. As a console system goes, it’s just way more approachable. And as far as simple games go, arguably more fun. Alas, the Wii just doesn’t cut it in the graphics department. On modern large-scale high definition screens, it just doesn’t stack up. I notice that the edges of objects are pixilated with the Wii — something that just doesn’t happen with an Xbox360 or PlayStation 3. And so after years at the back of the pack, Nintendo has finally announced the Wii 2. And it could hit shelves and gamers’ hands in the second half of 2012. According to the Associated Press, the Japanese company plans to show a playable model of the

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I think I get more rest on the road sometimes than when I’m home because it’s not a break, it’s ‘Daddy, let’s do this!’” Witherspoon said that his daughters, two-yearold Jada and 11-year-old Maya, dig his day job, to band that follows the latter route. an extent. Since its inception in 1994, the Atlanta band “Oh my goodness, the little one thinks it made up of lead vocalist Lajon Witherspoon, rocks,” he said, laughing. “She was just in Las drummer Morgan Rose, bassist Vince Hornsby Vegas on the side of the stage rocking out. (Maya) and guitarists John Connolly and Clint Lowery thinks it’s cool, she’ll come to concerts, but when have traveled extensively, touring with bands I’m at the house hanging out with her and her like Disturbed, Godsmack, Metallica, Kid Rock friends I’m not ‘The Cool Guy.’ You know what, I By Nikki M. Mascali and Ted Nugent. Just this year alone, Sevendust hope she realizes I’m cool before it’s too late, and Weekender Editor has been on the Monster Energy Music as a I’m not cool anymore!” Weapon Tour bill with Disturbed, Korn and In he life of a musician can often mean Despite spending so much time on the road, This Moment and the tour that will bring the months — and months — on the road Witherspoon finds it easy to transition from quintet to Mohegan Sun Arena Friday, April 29: away from family, living in the tight-knit The Welcome to the Family Tour with headliner Sevendust mode to Daddy mode. confines of a bus with several bandmates Avenged Sevenfold and fellow opener Three Days “I do have a chance to decompress,” he says. and never really knowing where you are on a “I get to go down to our theater room — I call it Grace. particular day. my own private Chili’s — I hang out, decompress. “You know, it’s not hard,” lead vocalist Lajon Some musicians crack under the constant Witherspoon told the Weekender last month when We’ve been doing this a long time, so it’s gotten a pressures of life on the road while others thrive in he called in from Battle Creek, Mich., on the final lot easier than it was before.” such a nomadic lifestyle. Sevendust seems to be a day of the Music as a Weapon Tour. “I’m a daddy, But that doesn’t mean the band doesn’t have

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issues from time to time. “Sometimes we do get s we’ve been doing this so lo handle it and be with each said. “Every once in a whi know? We’re brothers, and do things like that, we’ve l is if there’s a problem, let’s about it. “Normally, it’s not a pro band, it’s more between th that are fighting. They’re th rock star half the time,” he Sevendust released its e Memory,” in April 2010. T 12 on the Billboard Top 20 highest debut of its 15-yea contributed lyrics for “Col and that group effort is som strongly believes in. “I think it would be foo everything come from only view when we’re all grown


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go through the same thing,” he stated. “If any one knows each other, it’s definitely us. I know when my brother’s crying, he knows when I’m crying. … “Everyone has something to say. As long as we’ve been together, and everyone can sing, which is a great thing to be on stage and know that your therapy, as we call it, is helping and contributing, it’s not just one person’s point of view, it’s all of us.” The heavy sound Sevendust has cultivated since its early days comes easy — and comes from something much deeper than just the instruments its members play. “I think the Sevendust thing is just the sound that comes out of us, period, whenever we rock,” Witherspoon declared. “The writing is fun — we have so many experiences that guide us and, I guess, help us be able to create this canvas and this painting, I feel it’s art that we do as musicians and artists. So it’s always interesting, and there’s always inspiration and there’s always something to write about.” W

have longer stage time, they also like to cover other bands, including Limp Bizkit and Tom Petty. He said that touring can be long and hard, but the band is passionate about its live show and that keeps them doing it, because they love to play live. And while being away from their “traditional” families is hard at times, as the band is usually touring for weeks at a time, the appreciation and loyalty of the fans helps get them through it. “I think being a writer and creating something and having people appreciate it is obviously the best reward,” Walst said. “We’ve had a lot of fans come up and be like, ‘This song saved my life.’ It’s pretty inspiring when you hear that. I think that’s what it’s all about right there.” While this is the first tour Three Days Grace has done with headliners Avenged Sevenfold, Walst said it is not the first time they have played at the Mohegan Sun Arena. He said it is a great venue to see a show, and the band is thankful for the support of the fans here. “Hopefully, you guys get a chance to come out to the show,” he said. “I know we’ve been to PA a lot, we’re pretty grateful to have fans that come out and rock. I think this tour is gonna do really good — it’s a great lineup.” W

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Keeping their music as close to their lives as they keep one another, Walst said that their songs, which he described as being heavy but melodic, have evolved with them over the years. “We’re very personal about our music. It’s quite therapeutic for us to write about stuff going on in our lives. As our lives progress, so does the music.” Friday, April 29 at 7 p.m. And Walst said the band is currently Brad Walst, bassist for the Ontario-based writing some new material, having about Three Days Grace, said that he considers his six songs already, and hope to be in the bandmates to be like brothers. studio sometime this fall to begin recording “We do this a lot,” he said. “We’re on the road about two years straight for each record, its fourth album. He said while the band would like to be able to include some of its so it’s important to have close family with unreleased songs during shows this year, you. We treat each other like family — it’s been almost 20 years. Even Barry, he’s like a they are reluctant because the album itself brother. It’s great to have people that close to is probably about a year away from release, and all too often songs get leaked out to the you, have fun and do what you want to do.” public early. Three Days Grace formed in 1997, after “We’ve thought about throwing new songs Walst, singer/guitarist Adam Gontier and in, but it’s one of those things where you drummer Neil Sanderson broke away from don’t know,” he said. “People just take stuff. their first band, Groundswell, which they had You’ve gotta be really careful with piracy and been a part of since 1992. Walst said they stuff like that. For us to play a new song right moved out to Toronto at that time, playing now, I don’t know.” wherever and whenever they could and But despite not slipping some new songs finally started meeting the right people to into the mix at shows, he said the band tries really get their career in motion. The band to mix things up a lot, tailoring its setlist to was soon picked up by Jive Records and the type of crowd, such as tossing in heavier released its first, self-titled album in 2003. Guitarist Barry Stock joined the mix later that song when the moshing starts. Walst also same year. said that when they are headlining shows and


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CAR & BIKE EVENTS

Coal Cracker Cruisers (570.876.4034) • Cruise Nights at Advance Auto: Rt. 6 Carbondale, 1st Fri., 6-9 p.m., food, music, door prizes, trophies. Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. • May 21, 5-8 p.m., Sheetz, Trucksville. Montage Mountain Classics (Thurs., 6-9 p.m., Fri., 6-10 p.m., Sat., 5-9 p.m.) • McDonald’s (South Side Plaza, Scranton): May 13 • Johnny Rockets (Mountain Mountain): May 21 • Valley Auto Parts (Moosic Road, Old Forge): May 26 Ride for Wishes May 7, Mohegan Sun Arena, register 8-11 a.m., ride 11:30 a.m. $10 rider, $5 passenger, benefits Make-A-Wish Foundation. 50-mile escorted ride, ends at Plains Lion’s Pavilion with live music, cash food and bar, prizes and more. Contact James Halford, 570.309.7824 or e-mail John.Gilligan@luzernecounty.org for info. The Villa Capri Cruisers (101 Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014, www.villacapricruisers.com) • Cruise Night: 3rd F riday MaySept., 6 p.m., all vehicles welcome. • Cruise Night: 2nd Sunday, MaySept., 6 p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6, Dickson City), all vehicles welcome.

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2nd Annual Multicultural Dinner May 20, 6-8 p.m., Hanover Area Jr./Sr. High School (1600 Sans Souci Pky., Hanover Twp.). $6.50, $3 children 8-under. Features ethnic dance teams and Shawn’s “Your Individual Style” fashion show, whose proceeds benefit the Peace & Justice Center of Wilkes-Barre. 6th annual “Taste of the Valley,” April 28, 5:30-8 p.m. at Fiorelli’s (Main Ave., Peckville). Features nearly 30 area restaurants and caterers, basket raffles and two auctions. $15 adults, $5 kids 12- in advance, $20 at door. All proceeds

benefit The Geneva School, the only classical Christian school in NEPA. For info or tickets, call 570.489.7620 or visit www.geneva-school.org.

7th Annual Moonlight in May Walk/Run May 1, Nay Aug Park, Scranton. Registration 3 p.m., walk 5:30 p.m., 5K/10K 6 p.m., Children’s Fun Run 5 p.m., awards 7:15 p.m. Presented by Children’s Advocacy Center, features familythemed events like face painting, educational displays, more. Call 570.969.7313 or visit www.cacnepa.org for info. 14th Annual Rainbow Walk May 7, Kirby Park, registration 9 a.m., walk begins 10 a.m., benefits Candy’s Place. Call 570.714.8800 for info. American Heart Association • Heart Walk/5K: April 30, 10 a.m., Nay Aug Park, Scranton. Call Elaine Walker, 570.340.5466, for info. Proceeds benefit AHA. American Lung Association • Fight for Air Walk: June 4, King’s College Betzler Field, family-friendly event with a dry-walk route and wet-and-wild alternative water sprinkler route available. Call or register online. Association for the Blind • Celebrity Guest Bartending fundraiser: May 5, 6-10 p.m., Mr. Tony’s (N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre). Music by Millennium, Vince Brust Studios’ Cinco De Mayo Dancers from 8-10 p.m. Call Ed Troy for info, 570.823.7626. Candy’s Place (570.714.8800): • Show Your Passion Through Your Fashion 2: July 24, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., at The Woodlands, Plains Twp. Call for more info. Celebrity basketball game April 30, 6:30 p.m., Greater Nanticoke High School, featuring former NBA player and North Carolina star Dave Popson, Pittsburgh Steeler Darnell Stapleton, slam-dunk extraordinaire Kenny Dobbs, more, presented by The Clifton R. Lewis Good Life Foundation. $6, benefits muscular dystrophy research. Visit www.crlgoodlife.org for info. Fallen Officers Remembered (2001 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort, 570.760.3833) • Airport Day: June 18, 11 a.m.-6 p.m., benefits FOR. Features scenic flights,

vendors, raffles, food, Moon Bounce, more. Fight for Air Walk June 4, 10 a.m., King’s College Betzler Field, ages 8+, walk the dry or watersprinkler route. Features complimentary lunch post walk at Mohegan Sun. Call 570.823.2212 or visit www.lunginfo.org/wbwalk for info. Local Heroes Day and Family Fair April 30, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Lackawanna County Center for Public Safety (30 Valley View Business Park, Jessup). Features face painting, crafts and other children’s activities; music by The Wannabees, local heroes slideshow, more. Make-A-Wish (800.480.WISH, www.wishgreaterpa.org) events: • Tobyhanna Federal Credit Union’s 8th Annual Golf Tournament: June 13, Ridge Trail Golf Club, Mountain Top, benefits Make-A-Wish Foundation and The Fisher House. Call Nina Waskevich, 866.TOBYFCU ext. 109 for sponsorship/registration packet or visit tobyhannafcu.org for info. Many Faces of Breast Cancer, May 5, registration 6 p.m., event 6:30-8:30 p.m., The Woodlands (1073 Highway 315, Plains Twp.). Admission, light refreshments and parking free for this national program that educates and celebrates breast cancer survivors. Hosted by Geisinger Health System in partnership with American Cancer Society, sponsored by AstraZeneca. Call 877.291.0358 or e-mail ManyFacesWilkes-Barre@zenogroupevents.comto register.

Riley’s Road to Recovery April 30, noon-6 p.m., Wright Township Fire Hall (477 S. Main Road, Mountain Top). Features raffles, Chinese auctions, entertainment, bake sale, more. $7 adults, $5 12under. Benefits Riley Daniel Schmidt, who was born with End Stage Renal Disease. Call 631.680.3874 for info. Rock for Autism benefit concert April 30, 3-9 p.m., The Irish Wolf Pub (Linden St., Scranton). Features The Mess, Sucker, Jasper Harp, Walter Prez, Mike Jinx, James “The Wingman” Holeva, Joe McCarthy’s Ghost, Casey Jones, Terry Childers, more. $5 minimum donation, 21+. All proceeds benefit S.A.F.E. (Supporting Autism and Families Everywhere). Find the event on Facebook for more info. Shine a Light for Autism through April 30, New Story (1150 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming). Bluecolored 60-watt bulbs, $3. Call 570.714.2350 for info. Volunteers of America (25 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.825.5261) • Celebrity Dinner: May 4, Genetti’s in Wilkes-Barre. Guest speaker: Tim Brown. $100 adults, $50 students accompanied by adult. A VIP reception with Brown planned as silent auction, limited number of tickets available. Walk 2 Miles In My Shoes for R.S.D. June 12, registration noon-1 p.m., walks 1 p.m., McDade Park, Scranton. $50 walkers with sponsors, $10 without sponsors. Call 50.876.4034 for info.

National Mom Prom Night April 29, 8-11 p.m., Irem Temple Country Club, Dallas, ladies only. Features cash bar, hors d’oeuvres. $30 advance, $35 at door. Benefits Greater Northeast Chapter of American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. Call 570.675.2026 for info.

Walk to Cure Juvenile Diabetes May 14, register 9:30 a.m., 10 a.m., Endless Mountains Riding Trail, start at Pump ’n’ Pantry (Route 706, Montrose). 3.5-mile walk to benefit Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. Visit walktocurejuvenilediabetes.org or self-sponsor day of walk.

Operation Empty Arms, for Randy and Alicia Conley to raise funds for adoption or surrogacy (operationemptyarms@yahoo.com, 570.239.8401)

Wine Tasting Spring Fundraiser May 20, 6-10 p.m., Maiolatesi Wine Cellars (210 Green Grove Road, Scott Twp.) Features basket raffles, dinner by Cangiano’s, more.

Praise The Roof, a Battle-ofthe-Church-Bands Benefit for Monroe County Habitat For Humanity April 30, 6 p.m. at The Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Stroudsburg). $10.

WFTE FM 90.3/105.7 Get On the Air Benefit Concerts • Jung Bergo / Days in Transit: May 1, 7 p.m., Irish Wolf Pub, Scranton. $5. Wyoming Valley Children’s Association (570.288.4350)

• 5K Run and Kids Fun Run: April 27, 6 p.m. Race begins at River Commons Millennium Circle and runs through Kirby Park. Post-race bash and happy hour Rodano’s on Public Square, Wilkes-Barre for race participants, supporters and friends of WVCA from 7-9 p.m. • 19th Annual Walk-a-thon: April 30, 10 a.m. at WVCA building in Forty Fort. Family-friendly post-walk party immediately after for all participants. • 2nd Annual Swing “fore” the Kids Nine and Dine Golf Event: May 20, 3 p.m. shotgun start, 6 p.m. cocktail hour, 7 p.m. dinner, Mountain Laurel Golf Club, White Haven. $125/person, $500 foursome. Visit www.wvcakids.org/events for info.

EVENTS 6th Annual Mothers Day Intertribal Powwow May 7, 10 a.m.-10 p.m., May 8, 10 a.m.-dusk, Noxen Fire Co. Grounds (Stull Road, Noxen). Features, emcee Richard Gray Owl Green, host drum Mother Earth Drum, with Thunder Over Mountains, Yellow Thunder and Turtle Creek, storyteller Grace Dove, more. Free, dogs welcome, but must be leashed. Bring own lawn chair. Volunteers needed, contact Natalie, 570.947.2097, Wisteria18704@yahoo.com for info. A Catered Affair Dinner Dance, June 18, doors 6:30 p.m., dinner 7 p.m., music from 9 p.m.-1 a.m., J.R. Davis VFD Banquet Hall (Route 415/Idetown Road, Lehman Twp.). $25 advance only. Call Angie 570.606.8765 or Sandy 570.406.3870 for tickets. Asbury United Methodist Church (720 Delaware St., Scranton, 570.343.1035) • Hoagie Sale: every third Thurs. $4, includes chips. Call to place orders, pick up in church kitchen 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cage Time 3 April 30, 7 p.m., Wyoming Valley Sports Dome (131 Bear Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre). $35-$75. Cameo House Bus Tours (Anne Postupack, 570.655.3420, anne.cameo@verizon.net, checks to 933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa. 18643) • 39th Annual Kips Bay Decorator

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istory in the making as we come to an end of an era: The final Concert for a Cause Wednesday, April 27 at the Woodlands in Plains Twp. It will be the last concert of its kind in Northeastern Pa., and there is an important task at hand: To hit the goal of $200,000, a respectable amount of money that has been divided among various charitable organizations throughout the years and has benefited agencies all over NEPA. It can be done this Wednesday, but only through the support of the community. This means you. Through cash donations at the event, the cover charge, the music memorabilia auction, and the purchase of the official Concert for a Cause CD, you can directly contribute to not only hitting the Concert for a Cause goal, but perhaps even beating it. And one other way you can see to it that it happens is, of course, through fashion. This year’s official Concert for a Cause T-shirt should be regarded differently. Although all of them represent CFC memorabilia, this year, its meaning is heightened. After all, it is the very last one. And quantities are limited. For a mere $5, you can be a part of history and own the very last concert T-shirt. Complete with the CFC logo on the front, as well as the date, venue and complete lineup of the bands performing on the back, the CFC T-shirt comes in small, medium, large, x-large and a very limited number of x-x-large. And here’s the best part: 100 percent of the proceeds from these shirts will be donated to Big Brothers/Big Sisters to support its antibullying programs. So whether you want the T-shirt for the memory or you simply

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Above, WineTime’s dark chocolate with dates and almonds nutrition bar, which contains more Resveratrol than 50 glasses of red wine. Below, WineTime’s chocolate raspberry bar. WINETIME: WINE-INSPIRED CHOCOLATE BARS After I started taking a fitness class recently, I’ve been looking for ways to eat better, so when a press release for WineTime gourmet nutrition bars came across my desk, I couldn’t help but be intrigued. As we’ve heard for years, red wine has a some health benefits, and WineTime bars, developed by Malcolm and Sandy Nicholl of California, contain more Resveratrol than 50 glasses of red wine. Resveratrol is found in the skin of red grapes and other fruits and vegetables and is said to provide anti-aging, antioxidant and heart-protecting benefits. According to WineTime’s website, “Many researches believe that Resveratrol is primarily responsible for what’s called ‘The French Paradox,’ the observation that the people of France, in general, enjoy good cardiovascular health even though their diet is high in fat.” Available in two flavors — chocolate raspberry and dark chocolate with dates and almonds — WineTime bars contain seven extra “super fruits:” cranberry, noni, pomegranate, gogi berry, acai, mangosteen and blueberry. The bars are also high in fiber with 7 grams in the dark

chocolate version and 8 grams in the chocolate raspberry. They are completely vegan and gluten, dairy and cholesterol free and contain no trans fat, hydrogenated oils or high fructose corn syrup or artificial flavors, sweeteners, colors

or preservatives. Both versions ring in at 190 calories; the dark chocolate one has 9 grams of total fat while the chocolate raspberry has 8 grams. So without anything seemingly bad, which is usually what makes most not-so-goodfor-you foods taste good, how do WineTime bars actually taste? Really, really good. The chocolate raspberry smelled delicious and had a slight crunch with a rich chocolate taste and no overbearingly sweet raspberry tinge, while the dark chocolate, dates and almonds also smelled yummy and had the same chocolaty crunch as the chocolate raspberry bar plus ample bits of almonds and dates. They kept me full for a long time, which is always a good thing when it comes to nutrition and mealreplacement bars.

WineTime bars are available at winetimebar.com. A 10-bar pack costs $29.90 plus shipping while a 40-bar family pack is $89.70 plus shipping. There is also a 20-bar “WineTimers Club” package, which will ship 10 bars of both flavors every 30 days for $59.80. The company also provides wholesale orders for businesses. For more info, visit its website. SCHOOL TASTES GOOD The Geneva School will hold its seventh annual “Taste of the Valley” Thursday, April 28 from 5:30-8 p.m. at Fiorelli’s (1501 Main St., Peckville). The event features more than 20 local eateries like Atlantic Fabulous Foods and Fish, Down Home Rice Pudding, Fratelli’s, Kutsops Old World Market, Texas Roadhouse and more. There will also be a basket raffle and live and silent basket auctions. Advance tickets are $15 for adults and $5 for kids under 12; tickets at the door are $20. All proceeds benefit the school, the only classical Christian school in NEPA which provides advanced academic classes for students pre-K-eighth grade. For more info or to get tickets, call 570.489.7620 or visit www.geneva-school.org. W Send your food and drink news to nmascali@theweekender.com or call 570.831.7322.


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hen we think about living an eco-friendly lifestyle, we will green just about anything we can. So while we’re greening everything around us, we should also consider setting a good example for our friends and family. No one wants to come off too pushy or preachy, so the best way to turn a friend or family member onto living green is by giving green. With graduations and Mother’s Day — which is May 8, don’t forget — quickly approaching, it’s the perfect opportunity to start giving eco-friendly gifts. A few months ago, I was flipping through a magazine and found an incredible watch. Sprout watches are eco-friendly watches made from 80 percent biodegradable materials including: corn resin, organic cotton, bamboo, mineral crystal and mercury-free batteries. The company strives to make the most eco-friendly watch possible all while keeping them stylish and unique. There are many different styles to choose from, and since everyone could use a watch, I thought it would make a great gift! Check out the collection on their website: www.sproutwatches.com. There is of course the more traditional route you can take by getting someone flowers. But even the commercial flower industry takes its toll on the planet with the toxic chemicals used and excessive consumption of water and other natural resources used to grow. When it comes to flowers, you should buy locally grown and in-season bouquets in order to preserve the planet’s precious resources. Farmers’ markets always carry a variety of flowers that are in season and grown locally. There are also many different local florists in NEPA, so just give them a call and ask about organic and chemical-free flowers. If you have a fashionable Mom or a stylish friend grad-

Eco-friendly Sprout watches are made from 80 percent biodegradable materials. uating, consider getting them recycled jewelry or a vintage piece from a local boutique or thrift store. Every time you buy or wear vintage you are recycling! With “do-it-yourself ” fashion and sustainable threads on the rise, there are many local consignment and vintage shops to find a great gift. Etsy.com is perfect for finding just about anything, but it’s especially great to find vintage gifts. Another great gift idea is the recycled water bottle with a filter already in it. These are starting to pop up everywhere, but you want to make sure that it’s BPA-free and American made. The Hydros Bottle is one of my favorites because it funds sustainable water projects to help people gain access to clean water. Visit www.hydrosbottle.com to learn more. The Bobble water bottles are trying to eliminate the need for bottled water while keeping costs down. Made in America, the Bobble comes in different sizes and is made from recycled materials. You can find Bobble water bottles here in NEPA at Target, Macy’s and Bed, Bath and Beyond. These are just a few of the many great eco-friendly gift ideas out there. We make choices every day through our actions, so set a good example and hope that friends and family will follow. W

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The group exhibit “The Flower Show” will open Sunday, May 1 at The Gallery at Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg). An artists’ reception will be held Saturday, May 7 from 1-3 p.m. Pictured above is Penny Ross’ “Half a Dozen.” For more info, visit www.poconocommunitytheater.org

AGENDA, FROM PAGE 42 Showhouse & More: May 14, depart Wegmans, Wilkes-Barre, 7:30 a.m. (park in row 13); Viewmont Mall, Dickson City, 8 a.m. (Sears parking lot near Mexican restaurant); leaves New York City 7:30 p.m. Features tour of a townhouse, catered lunch in Central Park’s Strawberry Fields and the Pompeii exhibit. Dinner is your treat in the Times Square/ Theater District area. $145/person, includes breakfast treat, goodie bag, water, admissions, tip and more. Call, e-mail to reserve. • Brooklyn: June 26, includes Brooklyn Flea Market, Park Slope, Canal Street, Little Italy. Chicory House and Folklore Society (www.folkloresociety.org, 570.333.4007) events: • Contra Dance: May 7, 7:30 p.m., Church of Christ Uniting (Sprague Ave., Kingston). $9 adults, $25 families. No partner or previous experience necessary.

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Chinchilla Hose Company (Shady Lane Rd., 570.586.5726, www.chcfire.net) • Annual Pizza Sale: every Fri. through Lent. Red, white and white broccoli square pizza available. Proceeds benefit the firehouse. Call to order or walk-in. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: ❏ Kids Classes: • Quilting for Kids: Wed. through July 20, 3:30-5 p.m., ages 6+, $6/ class; children learn early American quilting techniques. • Mixed Media for Kids: Preschool Art: Thurs., 11-11:45 a.m. Series 1: April 28. Series 2: May 5, 12, 19, 26. Mommy

& Me, Fri., 11-11:45 a.m. Series 1: April 29. Series 2: May 6, 13, 20, 27. Ages 6-12, Fri., 4-5:30 p.m. Series 1: April 29. Series 2: May 6, 13, 20, 27. $35/series. Explore arts through variety of media to create pottery, sculpture, drawings, paintings and collages. • Acting Camp for Kids: Camp 1: June 20-24, 10:30 a.m.-noon, ages 7-12, $60/week. Camp 2: June 20-24, 2-3 p.m., July 25-29, 2-3:30 p.m., ages 4-6, $40/week. • Crazy Commercials: June 20-24, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m., ages 9-14, $60. Students will create crazy products and commercials to sell them. • Digital Arts Camp: June 20-24, 1:30-3:30 p.m., ages 8-14, $60. Will to shoot, edit and score short films. Call to register. • Dance! Dance! Dance!: June 27-28, ages 2-3, 9-9:45 a.m., ages 4-6, 1010:45 a.m., ages 7-9, 11-11:45 a.m., free. Explore world of dance, rhythm and movement through introductory workshops. Call to sign up. • Dino-mite-Theatre/Visual Arts Camp: June 27-July 1, ages 7-12, 10 a.m.-noon ($60), 4-6, 1:30-2:30 p.m. ($40). Call to register. ❏ Intergenerational Classes: • Open Studio: Painting, Drawing & Pottery: May 3, 10, 17, 24, 7-8:30 p.m., 13+, $50/four classes, $15/class. Call to register. • Quilting: Wed. through July 20, 6-7:30 p.m., 13+. $6/class. Learn early American quilting techniques to make double pinwheel quilt. All materials provided, call to register. ❏ Adult Classes: • Decorative Painting: April 27, May 11, 18, 25, June 15, 22, 29, noon-3 p.m., 16+, $20/class + cost of painting surface. Pre-registration required, call to sign up. • Photography for Beginners: May 2, 9, 16, June 13, 20, 7-9 p.m., June 11, 1-3 p.m., 16+, $75.

• Spanish for Beginners: Wed., May 4-June 8, 7-8 p.m., $50. Learn basic Spanish phrases/vocabulary. Call to register. • Learn Tunisian Crochet: May 5, 19, 7 p.m., 16+, $35, all materials provided. Call to register. • Basketry-Black Ash Wearable Pouch: May 7, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., 16+, $60, all materials provided. Call to register. • Jewelry Making-Intro to Art clay Silver: May 9, 6-9 p.m., 16+, $65, all materials/tools supplied. Call to register. • Sign Language for Beginners: Thurs., May 12, 26, 6:30-7:30 p.m., 16+. $60. • Sign Language Level 1: Thurs., May 12, 26, 7:30-8:30 p.m., $50. •Introduction to stained glass: June 13, 6-9 p.m., 16+, $60. Create stained glass pieces. Call to register. • Jewelry Making: May 23, 6-9 p.m., 16+, $60, all materials provided. Call to register. ❏ Special Events: • Free children’s movie: April 30, 11 a.m., includes popcorn and soda, first come, first serve. • Brazilian Classical Guitar Concert “Gritos d’ Alma:” May 15, 3 p.m., $10. Call for info. Hanover Twp. Memorial Day parade May 30, 10 a.m., begins at Holy Cross Church, Buttonwood, down Main road to the Hanover Green Cemetery, where memorial service held. Guest speaker Louis E. Sewell, a Vietnam Era veteran and member of Hanover Area Fire Department. Hunlock Creek Volunteer Fire Co. (1114 Main Rd., Hunlock Creek, 570.256.3713) events: • Chicken barbecue: May 1, noon-5 p.m. or until sold out. $8/dinner, eat in or take out. Jim Thorpe events: ❏ Jim Thorpe Art Weekend, May 14-15: • Sat.: 1-7 p.m., free self-guided open studio and gallery tour in historic district; 1 p.m., Amazing Tales, stories of the history of art in Jim Thorpe at Harry Packer Mansion; 2 p.m., photographic tour of historic district; 2-4:30 p.m., Shannon Marsyada Trio in Josiah White Park; 3 p.m., cemetery art tour; 4 p.m., wine tasting at Albright Mansion; 5 p.m., poetry reading at Gilded Cupid; 6:30 p.m., dinner in an art gallery at Moya; 8 p.m., Yarn performing at Mauch Chunk Opera House. • Sun.: 1 p.m., stained-glass demo at Hill Home Forge glass studio; 2 p.m., photographic tour of historic district of Jim Thorpe; 3 p.m., open house at selected beds & breakfasts. King’s College: (133 North River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or

www.kings.edu) events: • Cantores Christi Regis Spring Concert: April 29-30, McCormick Campus Ministry Center, free. Lackawanna College events: ❏ Environmental Institute events: (Rt. 435, Covington Twp., 570.842.1506, www.lackawanna.edu) • Feather Art: through June 2, free with local artist Allen Crothamel. • Natural Wonders: every other Thurs. through June 2, 1-2:30 p.m., ages 3-5, cost $40/6-class series. Pre-registration required. • Geothermal Energy 101: May 10, 6:30-8 p.m., $4, pre-registration required, Luzerne County Community College (1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke) • 13th Annual Flea Market and Collectible Show: May 7, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. in ECC and ATC parking lot. Features 70+ vendors, 50/50 raffles, theme basket auction, more, plus an iPad 2 raffle, tickets $2 each, $5 for 3. To volunteer or to vend, call 740.0735 or e-mail alumni@luzerne.edu, spaces start at $20. Misericordia University events (www.misericordia.edu, 570.674.6372, box office 674.6719): • Nursing students diaper collection: through May 6 to benefit Angelic Diaper Ministries, Inc. of Dallas. Drop off in the Dept. of Nursing offices, 2 nd floor, College of Health Sciences bldg. or Banks Student Life Center lobby. For info, call 674.6474 or visit www.misericordia.edu/nursing. • Ensemble Evening Music: May 2, 7:30 p.m., features Misericordia jazz, wind and flute ensembles and Chamber Singers. • An Evening of Violin and Piano: May 4, 7:30 p.m., features adjunct instructor John Vaida on violin and Timothy Burns on piano. Free and open to public. Nativity B.V.M. Church (99 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock, 570.836.3275) • Annual turkey dinner: April 30, 4-8 p.m., $8 adults, $4 kids 12-under, features all the fixings and dessert. Call or visit parish office to reserve, limited tickets at door. The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.823.0156, ext. 217) • Board Game Night: Mon., 6:30-8 p.m. • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. • ESL basic computer classes: April 30, 10:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Classes limited to 10 people, call 821.1959 to register. • Royal Celebration: April 28, 6:30 p.m., have tea and scones to celebrate the “Royal Wedding” of Prince

William and Kate. • “Casino Royale” screening: May 2, 5:30 p.m. • Knitting group: May 14, 10:30 a.m.noon. Open to all ages, new knitters welcome. • ESL class: May 5, 12, 19, 10-11:30 a.m. Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • How to Build a Storm: The Weather Show: May 9-11, 10 a.m., 4th floor. $7. Sons of the American Legion Post 781 (Church Rd. Mountain Top, 570.474.2161) events: • 2nd Annual Flea Market: May 1, 8 a.m.-5 p.m., vendors wanted, $10 under cover with table, $5 in yard BYOT. • Annual roast chicken dinner: May 1, noon-5 p.m., $8, includes 1/2 roasted chicken, baked potato, coleslaw, roll, dessert. Call for info. St. Luke’s United Church of Christ (N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.762.8265) • Flea Market/Rummage Sale: May 7, 9, 10, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. St. Maria Goretti Parish Center (Laflin Rd., Laflin, www.stmariagoretti-laflin.org, 570.655.8956) events: • Flea Market and Book Sale: May 14, 8 a.m.-3 p.m., May 15, 9 a.m.-noon, free admission, handicapped accessible, free parking. Everything halfprice Sun. St. Mary’s of Mount Carmel Church (570.346.8429) • Mother’s Day Brunch: May 8, 9 a.m.-1 p.m., RSVP by May 2, $12 adults, $8 children 12-under. St. Michael’s Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) • Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. United Rehabilitation Services (489 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.459.9784) events: • Spring Bazaar: April 30, 11 a.m.-8 p.m., May 1, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., food, games, auction, flea market, Chinese auction. • Charity Auction: May 1, registration 3:30 p.m., auction 4 p.m. • Sherri O’Donnell “All that Dancing”: April 30, 11:30 a.m. • Our Proud Voices: April 30, 3 p.m., May 1, 1 p.m. • Elite Dancing: May 1, 11:30 a.m. • Richie Molinaro & Mr. Lou: May 1, 2 p.m. The University of Scranton events: • Campus Take Back the Night

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LEARNING Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) • Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Traditional Weapons Class, every Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. Back Mountain Martial Arts Center & Mountaintop Karate Center For more info, call either location, Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Mountaintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.

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Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons and self defense. MonThurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.noon. • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Drawing & Painting Classes with Georgiana Cray Bart, WilkesBarre. Beginner to advanced, all media, all subjects Includes pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic, pastel, colored pencil and more. 570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com, www.gcraybart-artworks.com • Adult, ages 13+, Mon., noon-4 p.m., Tues., 6-9 p.m. • Children, ages 8-10: Tues., 5-6 p.m., ages 11-12, Mon., 4:30-5:30 p.m. • Portfolio instruction for the college bound • Private instruction available. Drums, Guitar, Bass, Piano, Vocals & Recording Lessons, Mon.-Sat. at C&C Music Center & Recording Works, Hazleton. 12 instructors available to teach songs, music theory, reading, song writing technique and record engineering. For more information call 570.454.6105. Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. First visit free. Learn wrestling fundamentals and basic Brazilian JuJitsu No Gi techniques. Call for info. • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Non-combative class. • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info. Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Now accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. Learn Hapkido, the Korean martial art that uses natural movements unlocking hidden powers of strength and confidence. Self defense applications included in every class. Cost $50 monthly, no contract. Harris Conservatory for the

Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) • Instrumental Music Instruction: Call for info. • Private Ballroom Lessons: Call for info. • Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. evenings. Call for info. • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call for info. • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 5+. $30/month.

p.m., Hilton Garden Inn (242 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre). $4, under 12 free. Features holistic body workers, massage therapy, reflexology, more. E-mail wholeearthfair@yahoo.com for info.

Kwonkodo Lessons – by reservation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Institute (210 Division St., Kingston). $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for info.

Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Pilates And More: 8-week sessions, Mon. & Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs., 12 p.m. Learn Pilates and strengthen abdominals, reduce tension, and improve posture. Beginner to advanced, first session free. Call 814.3051 for info • Life Empowerment Class: Tues., 6-7 p.m. $10.

Northeast Photography Club (www.northeastphotographyclub.org) meets the first Wed. of each month at 7 p.m., in the boardroom of Prime Med (old Wes Freedman Building) off Morgan Hwy., (first parking lot on the left, just below Allied Complex). Meetings cover wide variety of topics and features monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open to anyone interested in photography.

Awakenings Yoga Studio (570.472.3272) • Gentle Yoga: Tues./Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Candy’s Place (Welles St., Kingston). $5, ages 59+, $30/month. • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Mountain Apartments. Free to residents. • Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr. • Private Meditation Instruction: By appointment. $25/half hr session.

Royce Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Network, Scranton. Day and evening classes available for men, women and children. Ongoing classes six days a week. Classes cover the sport, combat, and self-defense aspects of famed Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. For more information check out www.gracienepa.com or call 570.347.1107.

Balance Ultimate Fitness (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes for $150.

Shaolin White Crane Fist (Wyoming) Teaching the traditional Chinese martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, Shauijiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. $35/week, first week free. Three levels of training for ages 15+. Contact Master Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898. Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, angietheartist@aol.com, www.angelademuroart.com) • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning with Angela DeMuro in comfortable, individualized environment. 4-week session, all supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register.

MIND AND BODY 6th Annual Whole Earth Holistic & Psychic Fair April 30, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., May 1, 10 a.m.-5

Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boulevard Ave., Dickson City, 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com, info@bellasyoga.com) All workshops $15, pre-registration suggested. • Sunday Morning Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features Alternating Vinyasa style yoga with yoga fusion. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazleton.com) • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m. $40 per month. Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Mon., Wed., Sat., 10-11 a.m. $10 per lesson. Bring yoga mat or beach towel. Call for details. Endless Mt. Zendo (104 Hollow Rd., Stillwater, 570.925.5077, www.endlessmountainzendo.org) • Zazen & A Walk in the Woods: May 1, 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $45 suggested donation, $30 students, includes vegetarian lunch, $30 optional prior night arrival, $25 students. Wear long loose pants and long sleeved shirt in neutral colors for zazen and hiking.

Bring waterproof hiking shoes and hat/scarf, slip-on outdoor shoes are helpful. Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind Beer Deli in the “big brick building,” 570.301.3225) • Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., 6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, aromatherapy and guided meditations. $10 per class. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve spot. • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) $5. Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn the self-defense system that combines different Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at the Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). Cost is $40 per month. For more info, call 570.287.4290 or visit www.htkdi.com. Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave., Scranton, 570.604.0945) $9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited. • Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga Fusion, 11 a.m. • Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series all levels, 5:15 p.m., Advanced Full Led Primary Series, 7 p.m. • Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Advanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m. • Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m. • Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series, 10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5 p.m.; Advanced Ashtanga Primary Series, 6:15 p.m. • Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m. • Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9 a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 a.m. Maximum Health and Fitness (310 Market St., Kingston, 570.283.2804) • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.; Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info. Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info. Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,

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Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152, www.dancecontours.com) • Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical, CardioSalsa, ballroom dance. • Children/teen classes in ballet, tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a funky form of dance developed by Jennifer Magnotta, blending basic Jazz Technique with the styles of street dance and hip hop. • Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free. • Adult ballet: Sat. morn.

Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) • Four sessions/week, features two clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/week. Increase power, speed and agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info.

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By Justin Brown

Weekender Correspondent

Ich bin funf und zwanzig!

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Ride of the Week

Special to the Weekender

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One of many things Justin needs to say he’s sorry for ... Black Student Union is no longer allowed to have a talent show. 14. Sorry I only earned 10 credits my first year of college. 15. Sorry I didn’t take college more seriously. 16. Sorry I made you pull over on the way to Thanksgiving dinner so I could throw up from partying the night before. 17. Sorry I occasionally spend my afternoons lying on Wikipedia. 18. Sorry I’m really tempted to pee in the kitchen sink right now. 19. Sorry I don’t always wash behind my ears. 20. Sorry I sometimes wish Billy Ray Cyrus was my dad so I could have an excuse for being such a hot mess. 21. Sorry I flew 3,000 miles to give Michael Lohan a Father of the Year Award. 22. Sorry I delayed my graduation date even further to be on a Japanese game show. 23. Sorry for any time I said “I hate you” in an argument. 24. Sorry that I didn’t graduate college yet. 25. My apologies if you don’t realize there is plenty more where that came from ... W Follow Justin on Twitter @sorrymomanddad & check out Facebook.com/ sorrymomanddad.

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Kevin Colfer of Catawissa “I’m actually the third generation to own (the car),” Colfer says of the Cutlass, which has been in his family since it was bought brand new in late 1961. “My grandfather bought it new, he passed it down to my father, who passed it down to me. I’ve been restoring it, hoping to pass it on to my son very soon. I’m hoping to turn the keys and the upkeep over to my son in December, exactly 50 years after my grandfather drove it off the lot.” W PAGE 53

s my 25th birthday is approaching this week, I can’t help but flinch at the thought of the 25 salutatory “birthday punches” coming my way. After some of the shit I’ve done, I can’t argue that I don’t deserve them. So, Mom and Dad, in honor of putting up with me for 25 years, I reverse the role of gift-giving on this occasion and present you with 25 apologizes that looking back may have been stupid, but seemed important at the time: 1. Sorry I used to pee in the kitchen sink growing up. Sometimes the long walk to the bathroom was a trek I wasn’t willing to bear. 2. Sorry I changed our answering machine greeting to something obscene when I was 14. 3. Sorry I forced you to talk to a producer of “The Dr. Phil Show” when I was 16 to convince them you were worried by my “attraction to eighty year old women.” I just wanted a free trip to Hollywood. So much for that falling through! 4. Sorry I told my algebra teacher you were dying, Dad. I needed a passing grade. 5. Sorry I disrespected a stripper on my 18th birthday. In my defense, she did talk too much about her spray tan. 6. Sorry I lied about the price of tuition so I could live like a rock star off student refund checks. 7. Sorry I sold my textbooks back to the campus bookstore to fund a trip to Vegas. 8. Sorry that I told Mom about that trip and not you, Dad. 9. Sorry I called you for bail money on your birthday, Dad. 10. Sorry I gave you the nickname “Menopause Monster,” Mom. 11. Sorry I dressed a midget as a condom. 12. Sorry I dressed up as JonBenet Ramsey one Halloween. 13. Sorry I am the reason the


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speak and see POETIC Albright Memorial Library (500 Vine St., Scranton, 570.348.3000) • Truth in Evidence: The Paranormal: May 12, 6:30 p.m. Call to RSVP. Anthology Books (515 Center St., Scranton, above Outrageous, 570.341.1443, scranthology@gmail.com) All events free, unless otherwise noted. ❏ Book Groups • Scranton Interplanetary Literary Agency, a classic science fiction discussion group: 2nd Tues, 6:30 p.m. ❏ Writing Groups • Open writers group: Sat., noon led by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. Bring piece of original writing to discuss and critique. Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Cynthia W. Post, author of the “Carrie Flower” series: May 21, 11 a.m. Free, donations welcome. Call 905.7308 for info. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. The group celebrates all different types of writing styles and formats. Join anytime. Admission free. Call to register. Eckley Miner’s Village (located nine miles east of Hazleton, just off Route 940; 570.636.2070; www.eckleyminers.org) Friends of the Scranton Public Library (520 Vine St., Scranton, 570.348.3000) • Bus trip to Morgan Library and Museum in New York City: April 30. $30 for Friends members, $35 non-members. Call Tina Thomas for info.

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Keystone College, La Plume • The Gathering: July 14-17, explore creativity through literature, arts and sciences through lectures, panels, hands-on workshops, more. Call 570.945.8512 for info. Marian Sutherland Kirby Library ( 35 Kirby Ave., Mountain Top, 570.474.9313) • Jeans Go Green/Save the Earth: April 30, 10-11 a.m. Learn about first

Earth Day and create eco-friendly projects. Osterhout Library (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156, ext. 217) • “Pride and Prejudice” book discussion: April 28, 6:30 p.m. Features limited number of free copies, light refreshments. Call 821.1959 for reservations/info. • Ian Fleming’s “Casino Royale” book discussion: May 5, 6:30 p.m. • Socrates Café discussion group: May 12, 6:30-8 p.m. • Franklin St. Sleuths book discussion: May 19, 6:30 p.m., features “The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie” by Alan Bradley. Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • Story Pirates arts and creative writing program for youths: May 17, 10 a.m., $7 Weinberg Memorial Library at the University of Scranton • Seeking volunteers and accepting book and tag-sale donations for annual spring book and plant sale April 30-May 1. Donations of all used hardcover and paperbacks, videos, CDS, records and more can be placed in boxes on Monroe Ave. side of library through April 27. • Spring book and plant sale: April 30, 9 a.m.-9 p.m., May 1, noon-4 p.m. in Heritage Room, fifth floor. All proceeds benefit Friends of the Weinberg Memorial Library Endowment that supports library collections and services. Preview sale April 29 for Friends and Schemel Forum members. Contact Barbara Evans at 941.4078 to volunteer or for more info. West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Free. Features an informal discussion of member-selected books. • Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free.

VISUAL AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.com) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Life Drawing sessions: every Tues., 7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info,

561.7817. • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA, $2 student. • “Expressions and Constructions:” May 5-28, featuring works by Ellen Jamiolkowski and John Mulvaney. Opening reception May 6, 6-9 p.m. ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815) • “Diverse City: Celebrating the many faces of” call for artists, May 6-26. Show theme: diversity. Juror will weigh appropriateness/ originality of response when he makes awards. Blue Heron Art Gallery (121 Main St., Wyalusing, 570.746.4922, www.blueheronart.org) Gallery Hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Saturday by appt. • “Face to Face- Interface:” through April 28. Features work by several renowned portraitists. Closing reception April 29, 6 p.m., $10. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Flower Sounds,” photographs by Phil Dente: May 6-31. Opening reception May 6, 6-8:30 p.m. Connell Space (129 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) • Independent Artist Collective Group Exhibition: through May. Features works by John Bromberg, Kayla Cady, Dennis Corrigan, Kim Glogowski, Jason Healey, Ryan Hnat, John Kolbek, Oliver Pettinato, Sage, Amy Lynn Rickert, Sarah Schimeneck, Skip Sensbach, Brie Taylor, Ryan Ward, Evan West and Kevin Volgrin. Opening reception May 6, 6-9 p.m. For info, visit iacollective.blogspot.com.

Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) • “One Artist Two Styles” by Tim Weaver: through April 30. • “Assemblage” by Bill Pilling: through April 30. • “The Flower Show:” May 1-June 26. Artist reception May 7, 1-3 p.m. The Linder Gallery at Keystone College • Drawings and paintings of Nathan Goldstein and his wife Harriet Fishman: through April 29. The Main Street Gallery (27 N. Main St., Carbondale) • The 2nd Anniversary Juried Art Exhibition: through April 29. Exhibit is a project of the Greater Carbondale Chamber of Commerce. • “Essentials: A Group Exhibiton:” Opening reception May 13, 6-9 p.m. Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Collected & New Works” by Barbro Jernberg and Kelly Olszyk: through May 7. Misericordia University (301 Lake St., Dallas, 570.674.6286) • Verve Vertu Art Exhibit: May 5, 5-8 p.m., Speech-Language and Hearing Center, College of Health Sciences building, 2nd floor. free and open to public. , reservations are required. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 978.501.7812) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. • Grand re-opening May 6, 6-9 p.m., First Friday debut with Jessica Diehl’s photography exhibit, “Petals of Passion.”

Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ seniors; $2 children 6-12; Everhart Museum members free. • “With bullets singing all around me:” Regional Stories of the Cival War: through July 17. • “Medics In Action: Caring For the Wounded:” through July 17.

Pauly Friedman Art Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art) Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat./Sun., 1-5 p.m. • “The Mary Wilson Supremes Collection:” July 23-Oct. 17, featuring the gowns of Mary Wilson, a founding member of The Supremes, in conjunction with Wilson’s Under the Stars Summer Arts Festival performance July 23. Open reception July 22, 5-8 p.m., features Q&A with Wilson. $40 limited tickets available, $360 “Supreme Experience’’ includes opening reception for six, festivaltable seating for six at concert. Call 674.6719 for tickets.

Gallery at the Pocono

Schulman Gallery (2nd floor

of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 5-8 p.m. • Annual Student Show: May 6-July 1. Exhibit of graphics, paintings, photography, computer graphics and portfolios by students of LCCC art dept. • Pink Ribbon Exhibit: July 8-Aug 6. Artwork by area artists with donation to Breast Cancer Awareness. • Tattoo Art: Aug. 12-Sept. 10. Artwork by area artist in style of tattoo art. • Photography Exhibit: Sept. 16Oct. 15. Featuring photos by students, faculty and invited photographers. • Old Masters: Oct. 21-Nov. 26. Artwork by students exhibiting techniques of Old Master • Annual Faculty/Alumni Exhibit: Dec. 2-Jan. 7. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) • “Archetypes in Sculptural Metaphors,” featuring sculptures of Tom Gates and Simona Gavern: through April 30. ❏ Children and adult art classes • Ceramic sculpture and the Children’s Art Corner: Call Tom Gates, 877.3261 • Drawing and painting classes: Call Karen Mahalik 383.1220 • Private Photoshop classes: Call Gerry Stankiewicz, 709.9203 Suraci Gallery (Marywood University) • “Honey: Female Perspectives” & “[Dis]Place:” through April 30, featuring works by Noel AndersonCorwin, Gina Rice and Sarah Schimeneck on “Honey,” and Kayla Cady on “[Dis]Place.” Widmann Gallery (Located in King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-Barre, 208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. • 23rd Annual King’s Student Exhibit: through May 4. Features works by Mass Communication Dept. and classes in sculpture and drawing. The Wyoming Valley Art League (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, www.wval.org, 570.288.1020) • Art League Dinner: May 6. • David Green Sculptor, Stone or Clay: May 13-14. • 3rd Friday exhibit/reception: May 20. • Fine Arts Fiesta: May 19-22. W


By Jim Rising

Weekender Correspondent

The woes of working from home

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There is another gastrointestinal reaction as well. We need not go there. A day working in solitary confinement can be somewhat lonely. I work in that curious world known as “online” so I rarely even talk to real people on the phone. Not that I get starved for human conversation. Not at all. Just ask “Tom” the survey taker who had the misfortune of getting me to participate in a survey about … well, it was a survey. About something I am sure. We got to talking, “Tom” and I. We really had a good conversation. He was in Rochester, N.Y. Just finished college. 25 years old, Tom is. Has a niece, he thinks, in Scranton. It’s warmer in Rochester than in Dallas. How about them “Yankees?” I bet his supervisor was thrilled when he heard that conversation recorded for quality assurance and training. And to think I used to hang up on telemarketers. A delivery or repairman is a welcome distraction as well. What does it say that I know the sound of the mail truck? That I can usually get down to the mailbox in time to chat with the mailperson. What part of this is making you think this poor man needs a life? Speaking of conversations I have more than a few with a stuffed animal named “Figment” who sits near my keyboard. I often talk over life’s challenges with “Figgie.” He is what I consider a good listener. Not much in the response department, but you take what you can get. His hygiene is better than mine as well. He never belches. But it was a nice lunch, and I hope to do it again real soon. I think the waitress will forget what I look like in six months or so. Maybe. W Reach Jim at contact@jamesrising.com Even more rants are on his blog, updated every day at jamesrising.com

Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odysseyfitnesscenter.com) • Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. • ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 p.m. Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with Sue Yarnes: • Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our locations or your home. Private sessions for stress relief, pain management, enhanced healing and well-being and affordable classes with each level completed in afternoon or two evenings. Hospital endorsed, training for professional Usui Reiki teacher certification available. Call or e-mail for info. Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) • Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. • Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes. • Private training available on reformer, cadillac, stability chair, ladder barrel and cardiolates on rebounder. Call studio for additional mat class/ equipment class schedule, all classes taught by certified instructors in Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy International. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. • Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. Zumba Fitness Classes • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.

OUTSIDE Endless Mountains Nature Center: (Camp Lackawanna, Tunkhannock, 570.836.3835, www.EMN-

Room for comedy

The Corner Bistro Dinner Theater (76-78 S. Main St. Carbondale) will present “Do Not Disturb” April 29-30 and May 6-7. Comprised of six one-act sex comedies that take place in the same hotel suite, “Do Not Disturb” is directed by Billy Joe Herbert. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. followed by a buffet dinner and the performance. Tickets are $23, and all seats are reservation only by calling the theater at 570.282.7499. Pictured above are Joe Demuro, Courtney Evans and Karl Barbec in a scene from one of the one-act plays. Conline.org) • Annual Bluebell Celebration: May 1, 4-5:30 p.m., native garden tours, face painting, children crafts/activities, refreshments, seed planting, more. Nay Aug Park events (340 N. Washington Ave. Scranton) • World Laughter Day: May 1, 2-7 p.m., free and open to public, features laughing yoga, storytelling, kid’s joke-telling contest, face painting, more. Donations accepted to benefit Humor Therapy Fund of the Scranton Area Foundation. Call 570.650.7518 for info. Tour de Scranton 8 May 1, $30 before April 27, $35 April 28-May 1. $50 parents with children 12-under. Riders with more than $50 in pledges eligible to win a bike, pledges $100+ eligible to win two bikes, gift certificates, more. Visit tourdescranton.com for info, to sign up.

SOCIAL GROUPS Calligrapher’s Guild of NEPA (570.542.5416) • Meeting: April 29, 7:30 p.m., Marywood University, Shields Center for Visual Arts Room 222. Debra Dick will demonstrate modern, step-by-step approach to calligraphy. Refreshments served, free and open to the public. Call for details. • Workshop on Decorated Letters: April 30, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Marywood University, Shields Center for Visual Arts Room 222. Attendees will draw and decorate letters based on their chosen theme. $30 members,

$37 non-members. Call for details. Executive Women’s Golf Association (www.nepaewga.com) • Golfs every Thurs., starting May 1, 18 or nine holes at 3:30 or 5:30 p.m. Free Tee-Time Books to new members, which offer various discounts to courses in Pa., N.Y. and N.J. Dues $155/year. Visit website for more info. • Wine Tasting kick-off event / Handicap Seminar: April 27, 6 p.m., Bartolai Winery (Route 92, Harding). Call 570.760.8684 to RSVP. $20, includes food/wine tasting. Holistic Moms Network (wyomingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, 570.466.1347) • Reduce/Reuse/Recycle: May 5, 5:30-7:30 p.m., Wyoming Seminary Lower School Library (1560 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort). Info on ways to recycle and reduce common household waste, plus fun ways to reuse things from around the house. Free. NEPA Networkers, A LinkedIn online community • Spring Mixer: April 28, 5:30-7:30 p.m., The Woodlands (1073 Route 315, Plains Twp.) $15, includes hors d’ouevres with cash bar. Open to all, visit the group on LinkedIn to RSVP.

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had lunch with someone the other day. In a real restaurant that doesn’t feature a clown on the menu. Actual metal utensils. Lunch away from students and the Rising Ranch is a rarity these days. I get to do it once in a blue moon and that is usually with the long-suffering wife. Which is a joy, but not the same experience at all because at this stage in our relationship, we can order for each other. In fact, the waitresses can order for us. Not to say we are stuck in a rut. Not a deep one anyway. Breaking bread with someone different is a whole different kettle of fish. Working from the house (Home Office if the IRS is reading this), you develop certain patterns of behavior. Not all of them lend themselves to polite company. Wearing clothes without holes. Wearing clothes that have been recently washed. Wearing clothes at all. Personal hygiene suffers a bit when you know the only thing that will observe you today will be a computer screen. The new ones are not even reflective, so often the first glance you get in a mirror is like looking at a clown’s face. You tend to get a little startled. Who is that? Who combed my hair anyway, squirrels? What is that on my chin? Manners are a bit different in the solitary mode as well. Much of my day is spent chasing deadlines, so I can be very rushed at times. Meals are consumed with less-than-Emily-Post etiquette standards, if you call eating directly from the cooking vessel a standard of any sort. Plus, since I am in a hurry, I eat fast and this causes a gastro-intestinal reaction known as “gas” which manifests itself in what Emily would have called eructation if she didn’t drop dead at the very idea of it. I belch. Loudly and with length. I can and have recited the alphabet during one. I am pretty sure that this behavior would not go over in a restaurant. Especially the ones that rattle the windows.

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Jackie Brownlie, White Haven

If steel horses were wishes

ay 8th is Mother’s Day. Every mother wishes for a healthy and happy child. Those wishes don’t always come true. Sometimes very young children are hit with diseases and injuries that would level any adult. Many of them don’t understand why they are sick or how to get better. One thing that they know they can count on is the magic of a wish. This year, Sheriff John Gilligan and his staff of stalwart deputies have decided that they want to be part of that magic. After seeing a story on one of our local news stations about another Sheriff’s department, the group of Jim Halford, Mike Patterson and Donald Lasoski took the idea of a motorcycle run for the Make-A-Wish Foundation to the sheriff to see what he thought and after a vote, the idea was passed. On Saturday, May 7, you can join with the Sheriff’s Office for a steel-horse run and after-ride party that will let you, too, become part of the magic for some young Luzerne County child. Stephanie Pugliese, manager of special events for the Make-aWish Foundation (MAWF) said that, “All the money goes to the main foundation, and we would like to give it to a Luzerne County child.” She added that, “it takes $3,400 to fund one wish for a child. Since 1987, 312 Luzerne County children’s wishes have been fulfilled, and at this time we have four wishes pending.” “We are hoping that we can fund all four waiting children, but we’re shooting for at least two,” Gilligan said. They can reach that goal with the help of all those bikers who give something just about every weekend. Registration for the ride is from 8-11 a.m. in the Mohegan Sun Arena parking lot (not the casino, the arena!). Kickstands go up promptly at 11:30 a.m. for a 50-mile ride through the Pennsylvania countryside escorted by the Sherriff’s Office and many

The Luzerne County Sheriff’s Office will help out at a ride for Make-A-Wish May 7. From Abuse Orders), to report municipal police departments as well as the State Police. The ride on outstanding warrants and they ends at the Plains Lions Pavilion are more likely to cooperate with law enforcement if they know where food and refreshments someone in law enforcement.” will be provided. Halford explained that right “The Sheriff’s Office wants to now they have Lt. Joyce who start doing more community outreach projects, along the lines goes out to the 4th graders in the of community policing,” Halford area and talks to them about drugs, bullying and things like said about the ride. “Currently, we run the Junior Deputy project that as part of the Junior Deputy Program. Its programs like these for kids and do the fingerprintthat help with community building as well.” He admitted that this motorcy- ing in our area. Regarding the after ride, in cle run was the first for the addition to the great food and office but that they’d like to add refreshments there will be three a Toys for Tots event later this bands, Pair of Mikes, Mark year, too. Maros Band and Lie Back. So ““I think this (Make-a-Wish) is a great cause, anything to help come out to the after party if you don’t have a bike or want to just those kids out, they are really help out. suffering,” Halford said. A little bit about the MAWF To see the genuine concern for from its website: “The Make-Athese kids in this tough-as-nails Wish Foundation was founded in officer’s eyes made it easy to 1980 in Phoenix, Arizona. A write this story. Everyone at the small group of people there Sheriff’s Office, including the Motorcycle Unit, will be there to helped a very ill little boy achieve his wish — to be a state make this day a special one for trooper for a day. From that one some local kids and hopefully wish made 29 years ago, more begin a trend that will follow than 161,000 wishes have been with many more events like this granted throughout 65 chapters one. in the United States and in 33 I asked the sheriffs why do this kind of outreach? Other than countries around the world.” And so the story continues the the obvious caring for the kids of our county who are in need, Carl first wish was for a young boy to Zawatski and Gilligan explained: be a State Trooper for a day, and on May 7, you can help the “Overall, you seem to get more Sheriff’s Office make a wish or cooperation from the citizens two come true for a Luzerne who know you. They are more apt to testify at PFA’s (Protection County child. Be there. W


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Weekender Correspondent TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Imagine if you were limited to only 10 foods for the rest of your life. Not only would you have trouble remaining healthy and fit on such a diet, you’d surely get bored and sick of them pretty quickly, no matter how much you loved them at first. That’s true of all the things you adore right now. Don’t wear them out! Put that beloved song on repeat, and you’ll never want to hear it again next month. Spread the love to make it last. Mix things up. You want to want this stuff (or that person) a year or 10 years from now? You know what to do. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Rationally, you should be able to recognize that what’s important to you isn’t necessarily all that critical or even interesting to those around you. Sure, you can twist someone’s arm to participate anyway. But imagine how it would feel to let them off the hook — then consider doing it. Of course, if you do make the offer, really mean it, don’t use it as some kind of loyalty test. If you tell them they can skip out, don’t get pissed if they happily do so. They probably will! If that’s not OK, don’t pretend for even a second that it is. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) No one holds a grudge like a slighted Crab. But consider what you actually get out of hanging on to those negative feelings: Generally, nothing. In the meantime, it makes you unpleasant to be around, and hard to live inside your own head. Rationally, realize that letting go of that shit, while extremely challenging, is the only healthy path to an overall happier place. That doesn’t mean you need to forgive those who wronged you, or pretend nothing happened, but nursing resentment will only make everyone around you uncomfortable. See if you can just take them off your radar instead.

times, people will lie, but that’s not likely to be the case this week. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Be a creative communicator this week. Imagine two people have the same message, but one simply “states the facts,” while the other gets the point across and makes people laugh, too. Who do you think will enjoy not only a better reception, but a more attentive audience? You don’t need to be a comedian. But try to think of ways to convey your thoughts and also add joy or fun to someone’s day. You’ll not only be more effective, but also get better results from relatively little effort on your part. You don’t have to try hard (which would probably backfire); you just have to try. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Every scenario has its price of admission. Whether it’s a relationship, a job or even a fun time with friends, there will probably be things that you’re not crazy about, but have to put up with in order to be there. Your duty this week is to figure out, as quickly as possible, exactly what the price of admission is and whether or not you’re willing to “pay” it, so you can spare everyone the hassle and annoyance of a lot of wasted time and effort. This isn’t always clear as a sign posted at the door, but you should be able to figure out what’s up pretty quickly nevertheless; when in doubt, just ask. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Coercing someone (through whatever means) to do as you wish is a dangerous

business. If your influence or hold over them is powerful enough to get them to do whatever it is they’re reluctant to do, it might be potent enough to compel them to take other action instead — action you might not like. Forcing someone’s hand is a risky business in a card game; it’s even more so in life. As exciting as it is, it’s not always your best option; in this case, it’s probably completely unnecessary. Therefore, try a less dramatic course. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Occasionally, your decision isn’t about whether or not to tell the truth (generally, if you’re a reasonably evolved Sagittarian, you’re honest to a fault), but how much truth to tell. Sometimes there are things you know that aren’t your responsibility or even right to share. This is a tricky moral call to make, and I expect you to struggle with it a little. It’s not always a clear-cut line. Do you tell a stranger that her husband is cheating on her? Do you let the buyers of your home know they’re paying too much? While lying is never going to feel good, sometimes the best and smartest thing you can do is simply keeping your mouth shut and minding your own business. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Loyalty is a no-brainer for a Leo or Scorpio. Capricorns, though, can sometimes get confused about what they owe the people they love. Would you, for example, give a flaky friend an excellent job reference, even if you wouldn’t actually hire them yourself? That’s loyalty, however, some Capricorns might think they owe

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Once you’ve said and heard everything that needs to be said, there’s no point in continuing the discussion. However, some people will be only too happy to go round and round in circles forever if you let them. Don’t. Walk away. In time, the words will either sink in, or something else will change, and another exchange might have fruitful results. That’s not likely right now. It may feel a bit harsh, but if you’re certain nothing’s about to shift, it’s actually a kindness to cut things off. They’re not going to, so that’s now your job. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It doesn’t matter what you’re looking for: Love, a job, a new place to live. Here’s the problem with casting a wide net: You often get a “yes” before your top choice has weighed in, and are forced to choose between that pretty good bird in the hand and the awesome one still waiting in the bush, which may fly away before you catch it. Since you Pisces despise having to make decisions like these (and will often end up losing both opportunities through your indecision), I don’t think the wide net strategy is a good one. Instead, you should be baiting your hook and fishing where you’re most likely to catch that one fish you really want. You may never get it, it’s true — but you’ll never know unless you try. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) If you got a birthday gift you didn’t like, it’d be pretty darn arrogant and ridiculous to go to the giver and demand something “better.” Even if this week’s situation is much less obvious than that, the basic mechanic is similar, and making entitled demands would be just as petty and selfish. Therefore, don’t. Accept what’s given in the spirit with which it’s given, even if it’s “not enough,” different from or inferior to what you were expecting. Oh, and for goodness’ sake, please remember to be grateful, or at least act as if you are. W To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) If, for some unknown reason you woke up tomorrow a redhead, a different race or the opposite gender, you’d be a medical anomaly — but you’d still be yourself. People would perceive you differently, and you’d perceive yourself differently, but you’d still be you. Wouldn’t you want people to believe that you’re who you say you are, despite what they perceive you to be, based entirely on your looks? When someone tells you about themselves, try to take them at their word, even if it conflicts with what you’d guessed. Some-

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the perfect strangers on the other end of the phone line more than their flawed but well-known buddy. That’s a little backwards. That doesn’t mean you need throw all ethical considerations out the window; just make sure you’re cutting your friends as much slack as possible, and coming through for them in every way you can. Then you’ll have done your part.

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HARLEY DAVIDSON 10 SPORTSTER 1200 A MUST SEE! Custom Paint. Only driven under 10 miles!! Asking $8,900 or best offer. For more info, call 570-864-2543 or 215-379-1375

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HONDA

2004 CRF 100. Excellent condition. $1500 or best offer. 570-498-7702

KAWASAKI 06

Vulcan Classic 1500 Black and chrome. Fuel injected. 21” windshield. Passenger backrest. Floor boards. Remainder of warranty. Expires Feb., 2012. Kept in heated garage! Never damaged. 7,000 miles. Great condition! $6,800 570-574-9217

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SUZUKI `07 C50T CRUISER EXCELLENT CONDITION Windshield, Bags,

Floorboards,V&H Pipes, White walls,Garage Kept. 6K Miles $5,500 (570) 430-0357

SUZUKI 04 GSXR 1000CC

Less than 1,000 miles. Team colors with matching helmet & jacket. Fender eliminator kit. Scorpion exhaust. $6,000. Call Dave after 5 pm 570-825-0394

SUZUKI 77 GS 750

Needs work. $1,500 or best offer 570-822-2508

YAMAHA `04 V-STAR

1100 Custom. 5800 miles, light bar, cobra exhaust, windshield, many extras, must sell. $5,995. Call 570-301-3433

YAMAHA `97 VIRAGO

750cc. 8,000 miles, saddlebags, windshield, back rest, Black & Pearl, Excellent Condition. Must See. Asking $2,499. Call after 4. 570-823-9376

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YAMAHA 07 650 V-STAR

Matted black finish. Mint condition. New tires, inspected, fully serviced & ready to ride. Windshield & sissy bar. Low miles & garage kept. $4800. or best offer. 570-762-5158

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YAMAHA` 08 R1 BEAUTIFUL BIKE Perfect condition.

McLane, a $28 billion supply chain services leader, is looking for qualified Class A Drivers to become part of our valued team. McLane’s uniformed drivers are well recognized and trusted throughout the U.S. for their knowledge, accuracy, and professionalism.

3700 miles, new rear tire, undertail kit, cover. Price negotiable $7,800 570-852-9072

Do you have what it takes to help drive our team? Class A Drivers

YAMAHA` 09 VSTAR 650 CLASSIC

• Earn more money with more at-home time • “We’re here to stay” -as a McLane teammate, you’ll be working in a stable, secure environment • Multi-stop deliveries primarily located in Pennsylvania and New Jersey • Great pay and benefits - $55,000 to $60,000 in the first year; medical, dental, vision, life and 401(k)

Like New. Less than 1000 miles. White and chrome. Garage kept. $6,300 (570) 817-8127

Requirements:

• HS diploma or GED • Two years driving experience • Clean driving record and great customer service skills

Find out more or apply to become a valued Teammate by contacting: John Hart, McClane People Department by phone: (570) 330-8400, or email: jfhart@mcclaneco.com

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SUNLITE CAMPER

EOE, M/F/D/V

22 ft. 3 rear bunks, center bathroom, kitchen, sofa bed. Air, Fully self contained. Sleeps 6. New tires, fridge awning. $4500. 215-322-9845

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FLAGSTAFF `08 CLASSIC

Super Lite Fifth Wheel. LCD/DVD flat screen TV, fireplace, heated mattress, ceiling fan, Hide-a-Bed sofa, outside speakers & grill, 2 sliders, aluminum wheels, water purifier, awning, microwave oven, tinted safety glass windows, raised panel fridge & many accessories & options. Excellent condition, $22,500. 570-868-6986

FLAGSTAFF `08 CLASSIC

Super Lite Fifth Wheel. LCD/DVD flat screen TV, fireplace, heated mattress, ceiling fan, Hide-a-Bed sofa, outside speakers & grill, 2 sliders, aluminum wheels, water purifier, awning, microwave oven, tinted safety glass windows, raised panel fridge & many accessories & options. Excellent condition, $22,500. 570-868-6986

SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS

Travel Trailer. 29’, mint condition, 1 slide out a/c-heat. Stove, microwave, fridge, shower inside & out. Many more extras. Reduced. $15,500. Call 570-842-6735

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TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft Rear queen master

N th Star St Foodservice F d i of PA, North a stable and successful food distribution organization, is recruiting for

Foodservice Delivery Drivers

$1,500 SIGN-ON BONUS! Candidates will have a valid Class A CDL, 1 year truck driving experience and clean driving record or 6 months of food and beverage delivery experience. Candidates must provide a verifiable and consistent work history, exemplary driving record, and submit to a background screen.

This position involves delivering to multi-unit franchises throughout the Mid-Atlantic states. North Star Foodservice offers an excellent compensation and benefits package including 401(k) with company match. Interested candidates should apply online at

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NORTH STAR FOODSERVICE of PA 13 Rutledge Drive, Pittston, PA EEO/AA/M/F/D/V

bedroom, Walk thru bathroom. Center kitchen + dinette bed. Front extra large living room + sofa bed. Big View windows. Air, awning, sleeps 6, very clean, will deliver. Located in Benton, Pa. $4,900. 215-694-7497

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BUICK `05 RENDEZVOUSFully CX AWD,

loaded, 1 owner, 18,000 miles. 6 cylinder. New inspection, tires & brakes. Like new, inside & out. $16,900. Call (570) 540-0975

CHEVR0LET`02 EXPRESS

CONVERSION VAN Loaded. Low miles. Excellent condition.

$18,900

570-674-3901

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CHEVROLET `05 TRAILBLAZER LT Black/Grey. 18,000

miles. Well equipped. Includes On-Star, tow package, roof rack, running boards, remote starter, extended warranty. $16,000 (570) 825-7251

CHEVROLET `06 SILVERADO 1500 4X4 pickup, extended cab, 6 1/2 ft. box, automatic. Pewter. 48,000 miles. Excellent condition. $17,000 Negotiable (570) 954-7461

CHEVROLET `09 EQUINOX LS Low mileage, 15000

miles, automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, anti-lock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, cruise control, AM/FM radio, cassette player, CD player, keyless entry, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, tinted windows. $17,500. (570) 954-9333 Call after 9:00 a.m.

CHEVY `05 EQUINOX

LT (premium package), 3.4L, 47,000 miles. All wheel drive, power moonroof, windows, locks & seats. Leather interior, 6 cd changer, rear folding seats, keyless entry, onstar, roof rack, running boards, garage kept. $14,750. 570-362-1910

CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR

Custom Van. 67K miles. Interior has oak wood trim, carpeting, storage areas, TV, rear seat convertible to double bed, curtains. Seats 7. Power windows & seats. Custom lighting on ceiling. New exhaust system. New rear tires. Recently inspected. Excellent condition. $4,800. Call 570-655-0530

CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR

Custom Van. 67K miles. Interior has oak wood trim, carpeting, storage areas, TV, rear seat convertible to double bed, curtains. Seats 7. Power windows & seats. Custom lighting on ceiling. New exhaust system. New rear tires. Recently inspected. Excellent condition. $4,800. Call 570-655-0530

KIA `02 SEDONA

EX, Van, Sunroof. 61,000 miles. Loaded. Good condition. $5000 or best offer. 570-606-7654

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DODGE `10 GRAND CARAVAN Only 17k miles. Fully loaded. Excellent condition. Factory & extended warranty. $17,995 (570) 690-2806

DODGE `94 DAKOTA with cap. 1 owner,

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FORD `01 LARIAT 250 Super Duty

with slide-in camper new tires, 4 door, 8’ bed. Soft and hardtop for bed covers., Good condition. Sold together or separately $10,900 (570) 639-5478

FORD `03 F150 LARIAT Contractor ready

garage kept, very good condition. Many extras including lift & back seat. 29 MPG gas. $4,000 or best offer (570) 868-0944

with ladder rack & tool box, 4x4 diesel, under 97K. Great condition, $17,000 or best offer. 570-925-2845

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DRIVERS Independent contractor opportunities for owners/operators with 2002 or newer cargo vans and some smaller vehicles for distribution and courier service. Must have cell phone and GPS.

484-768-1453 www.aexdrivers.net

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DRIVERS CLASS A CDL Looking for a company you can retire with? Looking for more home/family time? We offer top pay and benefits Weekly home time and much more For more details, please call

800-628-7807 and ask for recruiting

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FORD `99 E250

Wheelchair Van 78,250 miles. Fully serviced, new battery, tires & rods. Seats 6 or 3 wheelchairs. Braun Millennium lift with remote. Walk up door. Front & rear A/C. Power locks & windows. Excellent condition. $9,500. 570-237-6375

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GMC `99 SUBURBAN

Champagne exterior, leather interior, power windows & locks, 4 wheel drive. $4,850. Call for condition and known issues. 570-362-4080

HONDA `03 ODYSSEY High mileage,

140000 miles, automatic, front wheel drive, 4 door, anti-lock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, AM/FM radio, CD player, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, $5,990 (570) 606-4198

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HONDA `10 ODYSSEY

Special Edition. Maroon, Fully loaded. Leather seats. TV/DVD, navigation, sun roof plus many other extras. 3rd seat . Only 1,900 Miles. Brand New. Asking $37,000 (570) 328-0850

HUMMER 05 H2 Yellow with black

leather interior. Front & rear heated seats. Many chrome accessories. $28,500 or best offer. Call (570) 788-9826 or (570) 956-8547 Leave Message

Say it HERE in the Classifieds! 570-829-7130

INTERNATIONAL 95 DUMP TRUCK Refurbished, rebuilt engine, transmission replaced. Rear-end removed and relubed. Brand new 10’ dump. PA state inspected. $12,900/best offer. 570-594-1496

JEEP `07 WRANGLER X 4x4, stick shift, soft

top. Red exterior, well maintained, garage kept. 11,500 miles, one owner. AC, CD player, cruise control. Tow package with cargo carrier. Excellent condition. $18,700 Call 570-822-9680

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BUYING JUNK VEHICLES $300 and Up $125 extra if driven, pulled or pushed in. NOBODY Pays More

570-760-2035

Monday thru Saturday 6 am-9 pm Sunday 8 am - 68 pm

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$$$ HIGHEST PRICE PAID $$$ 570-876-1010 570-346-7673

Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

JEEP `00 WRANGLER

TJ, Black with grey interior. 4 cylinder, 5-speed manual transmission. CD player, hardtop, full doors, sound bar. 4” Skyjacker Suspension lift with steering stabilizer. Like new BF Goodrich 35’s with Full size spare. Only 85,000 miles. $6,999 (570) 301-7221

To place your ad Call Toll Free 1-800-427-8649

JEEP `87 WRANGLER

YJ. Copper color with black hard top. 4.0L 6 cylinder auto. 60K miles on 2nd engine. Many new parts. No rust. $2,400. Call 570-706-1243

MERCEDES-BENZ `99 ML 320

Sunroof, new tires, 115,930 miles MUST SELL $7,200 OBO (570)760-0511

MITSUBISHI `95 MONTERO SR 4WD 177,102 miles, auto-

matic, four wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, cruise control, AM/FM radio, cassette player, CD changer, leather interior, sun roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, new Passed inspection, new battery. $2,500 (570) 868-1100 Call after 2:00 p.m.

NISSAN `08 ROGUE SL. AWD, 1 owner,

no accidents. 4 door hatchback, 6 cylinder, roof rails, dark gray, black interior. Premium wheels, new tires, brakes extra set of snows. Premium sound/Bose/bluetooth, XM radio. Intelligent key entry. Newly inspected 36,900 miles $19,500 (570) 371-7227

TRUCKS FOR SALE

Ford, GMC, International-Prices starting at $2,295. Box Truck, Cab & Chassis available. Call U-haul 570-822-5536

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SUZUKI `07 XL-7 56,000 miles,

automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, air conditioning, all power, CD player, leather interior, tinted windows, custom wheels, $13,000 Call 570-829-8753 Before 5:00 p.m.

TRACTOR TRAILERS

FREIGHTLINER ’97 MIDROOF 475 CAT & 10 speed transmission. $12,000 FREIGHTLINER ’99 CONDO 430 Detroit, Super 10 transmission. Asking $15,000. ‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’ with sides. All aluminum, spread axle. $6,500. 2 storage trailers. 570-814-4790

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BEST PRICES IN THE AREA CA$H ON THE $POT, Free Anytime Pickup 570-301-3602

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506 Administrative/ Clerical

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Part Time general

office assistant needed for unique local project. Excellent communication, typing, Word & Excel skills. Ability to work under pressure. Send cover letter & resume to abb@wplibrary.org by May 4th.

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BOOKKEEPER SPA HOSPITALITY TEAM The Woodhouse

Day Spa is hiring for Bookkeeper (hours flexible) & Full time Front Desk Staff. Bookkeeper position requires knowledge of QuickBooks, AP & Payroll; front desk position requires outstanding customer service skills and must be available days, evenings and some Saturdays. Please apply in person at the spa Monday-Friday, 9-6. 387 Wyoming Ave., Kingston. EOE

507 Banking/Real Estate/Mortgage Professionals

CLERK/TELLER PART TIME

Credit union has opening for a part time Clerk/Teller. Requires attention to details, GL experience & excellent customer service skills. Please send resume to: PG&W Employees FCU Attn: Carole Fischer 265 S. Main St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18701 Email: cfischer@ pgwefcu.org / EOE

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LABORERS

Gas field Cleanup Crew. Must be physically fit and willing to work in all weather conditions. Pre-employment and Random Drug Testing. Must be available to work Day/Night Shifts. Starting wage $15.00 per hour. Benefits available after 90 days. 570297-4720 or apply in person @ 22020 Rt. 14 Troy, PA.

Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades

ENTRY LEVEL CONSTRUCTION LABORER

Entry level field employees for a two person crew, no experience necessary, company will train. The work is outdoor, fast paced, very physical and will require the applicant to be out of town for eight day intervals followed by six days off. Applicants must have a valid PA driver’s license and clean driving record. Starting wage is negotiable but will be no less than $14.00 per hour plus incentive pay with family health, dental and 401k. Apply at: R.K. Hydro-Vac, Inc. 1075 Oak Street Pittston, PA 18640 e-mail resume to: tcharney@ rkhydrovacpa.com or call: 800-237-7474 Monday to Friday, 8:30 to 4:30. E.O.E and Mandatory Drug Testing.

PAVING & EXCAVATING

Black top laborers, equipment experience a plus. Must have drivers license, CDL a plus. Call 570-760-3486.

518 Customer Support/Client Care

TELEMARKETER

Looking for Part Time/Full Time Telemarketer to start immediately for Insurance Company. Would be making outbound calls. Please call Lisa @ 570-208-5640.

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Education/ Training

CHILD CARE AIDE Full & Part Time positions available. 570-735-9290

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527 Food Services/ Hospitality

LINE COOKS SERVERS Red Rooster

Restaurant Rte. 118 & 29 Sweet Valley

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Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

CABLE TV INSTALLERS

Openings for experienced installers and dedicated trainees eager to learn in the Scranton area. Responsibilities include installing cable TV to the customer’s home or business, and connection of all customer premise equipment. Educating the customers on how to properly operate the services and equipment installed is a critical part of this position. QUALITY WORKMANSHIP is a MUST! We are a DRUG FREE WORKPLACE, where SAFETY is a CORE VALUE. Contact us at 570-235-1145

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MAINTENANCE ANDNight PRODUCTION Shift

2 years experience working in the coal industry. Welding experience necessary. Plant & equipment maintenance experience. 8pm4am. To start immediately. Apply in person only - No calls. Mountaintop Anthracite Inc. 1550 Crestwood Dr. Mountaintop, PA

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WINDOW TREATMENT INSTALLERS Professional, Experienced, Opportunity, (Blinds, Shades, Verticals, Horizontals) for top Co. Work in own area. Email resume to Edwin@distinctive treatments.com or call 516-358-9612.

Shopping for a new apartment? Classified lets you compare costs without hassle or worry! Get moving with classified! 539

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LEGAL SECRETARY

Organizational skills and experience necessary. Knowledge of office procedures and Word a must. Salary commensurate with experience. Send resume to: c/o Times Leader Box 2530 15 N. Main Street Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250

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HYDRO-VAC & TRANSPORT DRIVERS

MECHANIC Responsible

CDL A or B with Tanker Endorsement. 2 Years Experience required. Clean MVR. Must be able to work/day night shift. Pay up to $30.00/hour. Benefits available after 90 days. Call 570297-4720 or apply in person at 22020 Rt. 14 Troy, PA.

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for daily maintenance of equipment. Knowledge in hydraulic and electrical systems. Welding a plus. Competitive salary and benefits. Solomon Container Service 495 Stanton St. Wilkes-Barre 570-829-2206

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Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades

TOOLMAKER

Sapa Extruder, Inc. an aluminum extrusion facility, is looking for a first shift Toolmaker. This individual needs to be selfmotivated and must be able to perform in a team environment and work independently. This position requires 10 years experience as a Toolmaker, a high school diploma or equivalent plus apprenticeship or journeymen s papers. Requires knowledge of aluminum fabrication processes, operation of basic manual shop machines and use of precision measurement equipment. Ability to design tools, fixtures and machines that involve hydraulic, pneumatic and basic electrical controls. If you feel that you meet these qualifications please send a resume with salary requirements to: Sapa Extruder, Inc. 330 Elmwood Avenue, Mountain Top, PA 18707 Attention: Human Resources Teresa.mandzak@sapagroup.com NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE E.O.E.

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TRUCK DRIVER Full time, able

Earn Extra Cash For Just A Few Hours A Day.

to drive a 20’ truck, 7 year clean driving record, able to do physical work and lift 60 lbs., PA driver medical card, motor vehicle report, flexible hours, $9/hour plus incentive on pounds collected. Apply at: U’SAgain Recycling 486 S. Empire St. Wilkes-Barre 570-270-2670

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548 Medical/Health

Laflin/Hudston

$920 Monthly Profit + Tips

100 Narrows Rd Route 11 Larksville

Riverstreet Manor has an opportunity available for a Full Time Day Shift

We’ll run your ad in the classified section until your vehicle is sold.

HOUSEKEEPING AIDE

We offer a competitive salary and benefits. Every other weekend & holiday rotation required. Willing to train.

RN S AND C.N.A. S

EXPERIENCED CAREGIVERS NEEDED

Duryea

Visiting Angels is looking for skilled,compassionate and reliable caregivers to work in the homes of the elderly. We offer competitive wages, training, friendly and supportive staff. Come Join Our Growing Team! Must have a minimum of 2 years experience, valid driver s license. Certification a plus. Immediate Openings in the Dallas, Pittston area.

$560 Monthly Profit + Tips

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Dallas

Why a career with Visiting Angels? Because we care about our caregivers!

$400 Monthly Profit + Tips

Call 570-270-6700 today!

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Equal Opportunity Employer

Baldwin Avenue, E. Center Hill Road, Claude Street, Midland Drive, Saginaw Street

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West Pittston

All interested parties please apply in person at Riverstreet Manor 440 North River St. Wilkes Barre, PA 18707

Village at Greenbriar Assisted Living

Call 829-7130 to place your ad.

ONLY ON NLY ON ONE NE LLEADER. EADER.

PART TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE

•Personal Care Aides - All Shifts •Dietary Aide •Cook

timesleader.com

Apply within: 4252 Memorial Hwy Dallas, PA 18612

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Casual Bus Operator

$760 Monthly Profit + Tips

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Drive with the best of the best! Come join our great family of Drivers

Exeter Ave., Ann Street, Clear Spring Ct., Ledgeview Drive, Susquehanna Ave., York Ave.

Parsons

$965 Monthly Profit + Tips

Tired of sorting through ads the acts that promise home weekly runs or sorry no local runs available? If what you really want is to be home daily, look no further.

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Keystone Garden Estates

are also available.

Chamberlain Street, Driftwood Drive, Hilldale Drive, Jason Drive, Lombardo Drive

Drivers Qualifications

Class A CDL ability to obtain tank and hazmat 2 years recent verifiable tractor-trailer experience. Safe driving record. 281006

570-829-7107

Part time positions available. Looking for caring & compassionate people for Alzheimer’s assisted living facility. Must be a high school graduate. Reliable applicants need only apply. No phone calls please. Apply within.

Opportunities for

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To find a route near you and start earning extra cash, call Rosemary at

RESIDENTIAL CARE AIDES

PART-TIME MARKETING

In search of a dynamic person with great communication skills and ability to multi-task. The successful candidate will be punctual, organized, reliable, creative, conscientious, and personable. Must have prior marketing experience. Must be a self-starter with reliable transportation. Computer skills a must. Willingness to work Saturdays a must. Positive attitude and high energy a must. Fax resume to 570-822-3446. No phone calls please.

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Advantages

Home Daily. Competitive pay package. Excellent benefit packages. Training on safe driving and product handling. New and well maintained equipment, uniforms, and more!

Call Brian 972-740-8051 to learn how to get started. Apply on line @ www.thekag.com

The County of Lackawanna Transit System (COLTS) is hiring Casual Bus Operators for coverage as needed. This position is safety sensitive and requires pre-employment and random drug and alcohol screening. Preferred candidates should be comfortable in all driving situations while providing customer service. The position consists of varied hours Monday through Saturday, with little advance notice and starts with a pay of $15.00+ per hour. To be considered for an interview, you: Need a high school diploma or GED equivalent; Must show that you are a U.S. Citizen or present your proof of Employment Eligibility; Must have a Commercial Driver s License (CDL); Passenger Endorsement with no Air Brake Restriction is preferred but not required to be hired. However, the prospective employee will be expected to acquire this endorsement within two weeks of being hired; Must have acceptable driving record ; Must be physically capable to perform the essential job functions; Must have no conviction of a felony, or any drug-related convictions; Must comply with all other applicable qualifications for employment established by the organization; COLTS is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Applications are available via www.coltsbus.com or by request at 570-346-2061 and should be sent to: Casual Bus Operator ATTN: Dorothy A. Sterling Hill COLTS 800 North South Road; Scranton, PA 18504 Or to jobs@coltsbus.com


Pennsylvania MENTOR has an exciting opportunity for

DIRECT SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL

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Part Time. Current EMT and EVO certifications required.

TRUCK DRIVER

in a new group home opening in Wilkes-Barre, PA. Full-Time Base Pay: $9.50-11.00/hour

Part Time. Valid & Current CDL Driver’s License.

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES: Establish a relationship with the individual receiving services to ensure effective guidance, support and service delivery •Coordinate, organize and/or assist with household activities such as light housekeeping and meal preparation •Provide transportation for individuals receiving services to planned and/or necessary activities and appointments •Maintains current progress and contact notes and any other appropriate documentation in accordance with MENTOR policy, program standards or other regulatory policies •May assist clients with medication administration •Complete other duties as needed JOB REQUIREMENTS: •High school diploma or GED required; Bachelor’s Degree preferred •One year servicedelivery experience preferred •Ability to apply common sense understanding to carry out instructions furnished in written or oral form •Current driver’s license, car registration and auto insurance is necessary •Full time positions are available – morning, evening, overnight shifts

Kunkle Fire Co., Inc.

Full Time benefits include health, dental, vision, Flexible Spending Accounts, Employee Assistance Program. CONTACT: Randi Farr 570-654-4585 ext 4226 fax 570-654-3733 Randi.Farr@the mentornetwork.com Apply online or in person: 312 Highway 315, Pittston, PA 18640 www. pa-mentor.com EOE/M/F/D/V

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EQUIPMENT OPERATOR Candidate must have HS Diploma/ GED & a good work history. Equipment experience and knowledge of hydraulic machines is a must. Benefits include Health, Paid Holidays/Vacation & 401K. Please call Al at 570-822-6880.

QUALITY CONTROL TECHNICIAN Entry Level

Will assist QC Supervisor, establish, examine and maintain quality on production floor. Position will be “on hands” in production dept., on floor testing and sampling. $ 13/hour to start. Hours: 7 a.m. to 4 p.m Mon. – Fri. Must have prior experience in QC and with Microsoft Word & Excel. Will operate forklift and some heavy lifting may be required. Must be detailed oriented and have ability to multi-task. Competitive benefit package. Candidates meeting qualifications should forward resume with wage requirements to: AEP Industries, Inc.,Attn: Human Resources, 20 Elmwood Ave., Mountain Top, Pa. 18707, Fax (570) 474-9257, Email: Grullony@ aepinc.com We are a Drug Free Workplace. EOE

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Warehouse

ASSISTANT WAREHOUSE SUPERVISOR

Plant seeking candidate with strong leadership, organization and communication skills. Will work handson to direct and manage staff for busy high volume Logistics department. Must have previous supervisory experience in a warehouse facility including all function of shipping/receiving/ inventory, union and ISO experience a plus. Computer literate, ability to multi-task, meet deadlines, attention to detail a must. Schedule will be every other weekend commitment. Full time with competitive wage and benefits. Qualified candidates please forward resume WITH SALARY REQUIREMENTS a must to: AEP Industries, Inc. Attn: Human Resources 20 Elmwood Ave. Mountaintop, PA 18707 Fax 570-474-9257 email: Lynottm@ aepinc.com We are a drugfree workplace EOE

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Business Opportunities

FLORAL SHOP

The only shop in the area! 1,300 sq/ft retail & 1,300 sq/ft storage

$63,000 Includes

established sales, all equipment, showcases, inventory & memberships to FTD, Tele-Floral & 1-800-FLOWERS. Willing to train buyer. Owner retiring after 25 years in business. Room for potential growth.

CALL 570-542-4520 Pictures available.

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Air Conditioners

AIR CONDITIONER $40 570-740-1246

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Arts/Crafts/ Hobbies

PATTERNS Simplicity Daisy Kingdom size 3456 on pattern, all fabric & details to match pattern, size 3 - 30 patterns, includes material to match, Daisy Kingdom doll pattern also on pattern $200. One 18 gallon tall tote (plastic) with lace, all sizes, some eyelet $50. Many plastic dolls to crochet dresses for, air freshners included $20. 570-674-3843 RAGGEDY ANN & ANDY DOLLS 25” beautiful, hand made made clothes with embroided faces, sold in set $75. 570-288-8689

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708

Antiques & Collectibles

YEARBOOKS: Coughlin H.S. 1926, 1928, 1932, 1937, 1940, 1961, 1963, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1949. G.A.R. H.S. 1934, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1945, 1946, 1951, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1961, 1965, 1966, 1970, 1980, 1985, 2005, 2006. Meyers H.S. 1935, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1945, 1946, 1960, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977. Kingston H.S. 1938, 1939, 1940, 1944, 1948, 1949. Plymouth H.S. 1930, 1931, 1932, 1933, 1938, 1943, 1944, 1959, 1960. Hanover H.S. 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1960. West Pittston H.S. Annual 1925, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1931, 1932, 1959. Luzerne H.S. 1951, 1952, 1956, 1957, 1959. Berwick H.S. 1952, 1953, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1967, 1968, 1969 ,1970. Lehman H.S. 1973, 1974, 1976, 1978, 1980. Nanticoke Area H.S. 1976, 2008. Dallas H.S. 1966, 1967, 1968. Bishop Hoban H.S. 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975. West Side Central Catholic H.S. 1965 1974, 1980, 1981. Westmoreland H.S. 1952, 1953 - 1954 G.A.R. H.S. 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976 Pittston H.S. 1936, 1951, 1954, 1963 Pittston Hospital School of Nursing, J.O.Y. of 1957, 1959 West Pittston H.S. 1950, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1960 Hazleton H.S. 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1948, 1949, 1950, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1964 Hazle Twp H.S. 1951, 1952 570-825-4721

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Appliances

REFRIGERATOR Frigidaire, 18 cu. ft. white, $100. or best offer. 570-287-9946 REFRIGERATOR Kenmore, almond, 21.6 cu. ft. with ice maker & filtered water $300. 570-868-6018 WASHER: Kenmore front loader, new door lock, but needs new motor. $200. 570-954-2899

712

Baby Items

BABY CARRIAGE , excellent condition, includes hood & bottom basket $20. 570-239-2937 HIGHCHAIR, white vinyl highchair with blue print padding $ large tray $30. Walker red, blue & yellow $15. Yellow infant seat vibrates with music, great for feeding $40. 570-208-3888

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INFANT CLOTHES LARGE PLASTIC BOX $10. 570-285-3119

716

Building Materials

DOOR. 36”x80” solid wood, 6 panel. Exterior or interior. Natural oak finish, right or left with hardware. $200. Call 570-735-8730 or 570-332-8094 GLASS DOOR. 3 way glass door for bath tub. $25 570-331-8183 LIGHT FIXTURE Beautiful tiffanystyle light fixture measuring 13”H x 32”W x 14”D, stained glass piece of art is done in white & mother-ofpearl tones & has a polished brass finish. Asking price is $350.. ALSO, a pair of polished brass and acrylic wall sconces measuring 7”H x 9”W. These classic looking fixtures are priced at $48. for the pair. Call 570-430-1366 if interested. Photos upon request. ROOFING, 5 rubber rolls, R.P.I. Royal Edge 10’X50’ .060 G Black EPDM. $200 per roll firm. Save! (570) 822-9625

720

Cemetery Plots/Lots

CEMETERY PLOTS

Plymouth National Cemetery in Wyoming. 6 Plots. $450 each. Call 570-825-3666

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Clothing

BOY’S CLOTHES sizes M/L, all like new 25 items for $30. Boy’s sizes L/XL polos, shorts, shirts, sweatshirts, 25 items $30. Barely worn, some still have tags 237-1583 DRESSES: Evan Picone size 4, burgundy, 4 roses are attached to two panels on the back , georgeouss $45. Jessica McClintock, size 5, burgundy, strapless, small embroided flowers over dress $40. Jump dress, size 5/6, black with silver sparkles throughout dress with rhinestone straps $40. Urban Girl Nites size 5/6, red with crisscross on back matching purse $40. 570-288-8689 JACKET: boys genuine Italian stone leather jacket, size 14. $25. 868-6018

Collect cash, not dust! Clean out your basement, garage or attic and call the Classified department today at 570829-7130!

726

Clothing

MISSES/junior Old Navy tops XS to medium $1. Lilu small purse with cute buttons from Pac Sun $3. Black slip-on waitress shoes size 6-1/2 rarely worn $1.50 Asics track cleats silver/light green size 7, good condition $3. Semi/ prom dress, David’s Bridal metallic blue/ grey, tea length bubble, strapless size 4 $10. Dolly’s Boutique, beautiful Sherri Hill short dress violet & pink, with bow at waist, can be worn strapless, size3/4, worn once. $30. Unique Tiffany gown, Terra cotta color with beading, layered, lace, Vintage looking, strapless, from Prom Excitement, size 12, runs small. Must see. $40. Short gold, sequin bodice, full tulle sparkly bottom prom dress from David’s Bridal, size 4, worn once. $15. BCBG black short semi dress, sequins on top, worn once, size 4. $15. BCBG red short semi, pleated criss crossed top, flowy skirt, beautiful, worn once, can be worn strapless size 4 $15. 7 dance dresses sizes small, medium & large, $5.each 696-3528

Find Something? Lose Something? Get it back where it belongs with a Lost/Found ad! 570-829-7130

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728

Commercial/ Industrial Equipment

BOY’S SUITS, navy, husky size 14/16 and size 8. like new. $10 each Call 823-4941

730

Computer Equipment & Software

DESK. Computer Desk $50. Call 7358730 or 332-8094 GATEWAY computer system. 27” crt monitor with built in speakers win xp pro, dvd burner, mouse, keyboard & much more $300. Compaq 14” laptop includes carring case, ac adapter, restore dvd & color web cam with motion detect for surveillance. xp pro sp3, office, 33 games, typing, english tutor & much more, needs new battery. $150. 570-457-6610 TOWER HP dual core tower. 3.4ghz cpu. ddr2 ram. windows 7. delivery. $85. 570-905-2985

732

Exercise Equipment

AB-LOUNGE SPORT w/ owners manual & DVD, Excellent condition $40.00 (570)825-0330

Say it HERE in the Classifieds! 570-829-7130 ELLIPTICAL: Bronze, silver, & black Omega Fitness Elliptical Trainer w/ instruction book & adapter $300.00 (570)825-0330

742

Furnaces & Heaters

HEATER. Propane gas, with 30’ copper tubing. $100 or best offer. 570-287-9946 HEATERS (4) kerosene, all serviced & working. $30 each, call Monday Thursday after 6 pm 570-288-6214

744

Furniture & Accessories

BAR hardwood, liquor cabinet with lock, copper insert top, 2 barstools, 4 1/2’ long. Excellent condition, great for entertaining, must see, smoke free home. $650. negotiable. 693-0884 BAR STOOLS for counter/island, saddle seat, walnut wood, 24” like new $40 set of three. 570-696-4494 BEDROOM SETdresser with mirror, highboy dresser, nightstand & regular size bed. $150. 570-287-0563 CLOSET metal with two doors, recently painted cream color, one rod for hanging clothes and 8” high shelf. Measurements - 66” H x 36” W x 21” D. Good condition. $20. COFFEE TABLE Solid oak, 53 1/4” X 24” with 3 glass top inserts. Excellent condition, $50. 570-288-3723 COUCH, love seat, & pillows, off white with green & red flowers, very good condition. S shaped coffee table (Mother of Pearl) $200. for all. 570-287-3716 CURIO CABINET Solid oak, three glass shelves & two lights for display $200. Bridal Precious Moment knick knacks $5 to $35, Hunter green couch reclines on both sides, drawer in center bottom and hidden pull out table with cup holders $150. Vera Bradley retired pattern purse $20. Vera Bradley retired pattern wallet $10, Dooney and Burke black purse $10. call 570-704-8117 DESK brown, very sturdy, 2 drawers, excellent condition, $45. 570-239-2937

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Full and Part Time. K-9 Korner Inc. 734 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Blvd. (SR309) 570-829-8142 Come in to fill out an application. Monday-Friday: 9am-6pm Saturday: 9am-4pm

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Shipping/Receiving applicants may apply in person at: 400 OldďŹ eld Blvd. Pittston, Pa 18640 For directions, please call 570-603-5890 Applicants will be subject to a pre-employment drug screen and background check. T.J. Maxx is an equal opportunity employer committed to workplace diversity. All programs/bonuses are subject to change at any time due to business necessity.


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Furniture & Accessories

DRESSER: 3 drawer, top drawer needs repair $20. Larger corner computer desk, light oak & gray $75. 570-868-6018 GRANDFATHER CLOCK, cherry, carved top, beautiful 83”hx22’w, new, never used $375. 570-457-7854

GET THE WORD OUT with a Classified Ad. 570-829-7130 HUTCH, Oak, lights, glass shelves, great condition $250. Oak Table, six chairs, good condition $150. Oak sideboard, great condition $250. 570-829-4025 LAMP - Parlor stand up lamp. Very good condition. Grey metal color. $25. 570-740-1246 LIVING ROOM Sofa and Loveseat. Leather. Light beige, great condition $350. 823-9551 PATIO FURNITURE; complete set 6 chairs, 2 tables, 2 foot stools, umbrella and stand. $100. 570-474- 0154 SOLID OAK DINING TABLE 42X58 WITH 4-12 INCH LEAVES AND 4 OAK CHAIRS. BEAUTIFUL. A MUST SEE. $500.00 (570)655-0286 STUFFED CHAIR with matching ottoman, excellent condition $75. 570-954-3650

752 Landscaping & Gardening CHAINSAW gas homelite 16” bar includes case and extra chain runs great $75. Lawnmower Craftsman 21” cut runs great not selfpropelled no bag. $75. Werner 6ft aluminum step ladder good condition $30. 16’ extension ladder, aluminum, good condition $50. firm 570-655-3197 MOWER: lawn push mower, older model works great $75. 570-283-0636 MOWER: MTD riding lawn mower with rear grass catcher & new battery $350. 457-6610 Spike & Gorilla’s Lawn Care & Outdoor Maintenance See our ad under Call An Expert 1162 Landscaping & Gardening TRIMMER/EDGER Torro electric, 10” cut, new in box $20. 825-9744

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758 Miscellaneous BARREL, wooden. 53 gallon. Excellent condition $195. 570-876-3830

758 Miscellaneous

758 Miscellaneous

BATHROOM SINK SET: Gerber white porcelain bathroom sink with mirror and medicine cabinet. Matching set. $80. 570-331-8183

TURKEY FRYER allin-one gas & charcoal single burner smoker grill & turkey fryer, propane tank! Like new over $300 invested. take all for $165. Cash or paypal. 570-735-2661

BEDLINER: 89 Chevy S10, standard cab $30. 2000 Chevy Cavalier LS rear trunk spoiler, black $10. Four barrel carb running from Chevy motor $50. 3 suitcases in excellent shape $40. 570-740-1246 BOOKS: (2) World War II Veterans : Tom Brokaw’s “The Greatest Generation” stories of World War II heroes 390 pages published 1998. Both books in good condition. $10. each Call Jim A WWII veteran at 655-9474. CANISTER SET 4 piece, burgundy, $8. Hamilton Beach can opener, used less than 1 year $8. Vacuum bags, Electrolux upright, 4 ply, style C (generic) 10 count $10. Electrolux upright 4 ply style U, 8 count $10 and style U (generic) 10 count $10. 570-868-6018 COLLEGE BOOKS Writing a Research Paper, 5th edition, ISBN: 1-877653-667 good condition $2. Life As We Know It, a collection of personal essays by Foote Sweeney, Great condition ISBN: 0-74347686-7 $4. Germinal by Emile Zola ISBN: 978-0-14044742-2 $4. 570-696-3528

To place your ad Call Toll Free 1-800-427-8649 DRAPES 2 pair single width gold & hooks $5. Poise Maximum long pads, box of 42. $10.50 474-5653

HARLEY inspection cover fits 85-96 $20. harley c to r console door cover pak fits 92 or later $20. harley l to r mirror, short stem, left, fits all 65 and later models, new $25. 570-735-1589 MISC: Daavlin stand-up UVB light for Psoriasis w/ owners manual, keys, & goggles $300.00 (570)825-0330 SHAMPOOER: Big Green canister power brush deep cleaner/hot water extracted system $50. 570-288-3723 TIRES: set of 4 Michelin green x mxv4 plus radial tires, all season. P205/55R16 excellent condition 15,000 miles $200. 570-926-5075 TRAILER HITCH with hardware, fits 20052008 Escape, Mercury Mariner, Mazda Tribute $110 or best offer. 570-466-1214

762

Musical Instruments

GUITAR a Fender Stratocastor, apple red color with case, new, sacrifice price. $200. 570-371-8581 GUITAR Epiphone thunderbird Bass guitar, excellent condition. $150. Marshall bass amp. Standard 15 watt bass guitar amp, excellent condition. $50. Casio WK-77 76-key keyboard. over 500 different tones. Comes with everything you need: Stand & bench. Excellent condition! $175 (570) 824-1114 HALF STACK! Peavey valve king 100 watt tube head/Laney 320 watt cabinet/rack gear including Furman power conditioner, Alesis micro verb 4 and 2 others. Will sell individually. $850. 362-2568

Looking for that special place called home? Classified will address Your needs. Open the door with classified! HARMONICA Hohner with button. $50, or best offer 570-287-9946

766

Office Equipment

OFFICE EQUIPMENT Canon Image class MF5500 combination copier & fax machine with new toner cartridge. Good condition $100. 570-735-0191

774

Restaurant Equipment

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT,

8x12 walk in cooler $2300; 8x8x10 walk in freezer $3800; Pizza oven with stones $2000; Stainless steel kitchen hood $3000; Stainless steel pizza oven hood $4000; bread pan rack $100; 2 soup warmers for $100; 2 door sandwich prep table $500. All equipment is sold as is. For more info, call

570-847-0873

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT,

Somerset Dough Sheeter, Model CAR-100. Only 1 available. $1,500 Call for more info

570-498-3616

774

Restaurant Equipment

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT,

SOMERSET TURN OVER MACHINE model SPM45, $500; ALSO, Bunn Pour Over Coffee Machine, Model # STF15, $225 For more info, call

784

Tools

TOOL BOX new for a full size pickup truck, new diamond plate 70” l x 20” w x 17” deep crossover new in box, toolbox with sliding tray. location West Pittston. $125. 570- 299-7073

570-498-3616

786 Toys & Games

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT,

BICYCLE, Woman’s Schwinn Collegiate 3, 26”, new tires. $75. 570-654-2657

AMERICAN EAGLE MIXER, 20 quart mixer, Model AE-20, with timer and guard, $1300. ALSO, Bev Air 2 door refrigerator/ sandwich prep table, Model SP48-12, $1300.

Call 570-498-3616 for more details.

776 Sporting Goods BASKETBALL HOOP: Lifetime Quick Court II adjustable basketball hoop, sand filled, great condition. $100. 570-825-5353

CASH

FOR ANTIQUE GUNS Old Shot Guns

Rifles, Swords & Daggers, Military Items Vintage Scopes Old Toys & Coins

DVD’S Harry Potter (1st four movies) all $30. WWE wrestling figurines & accessories 20 for $35. Tech Decks ramp & skateboards (15) all for $25. 570-237-1583 GAME TABLE 10 IN 1 approximate 3 X 5 $50. 868-6018 GAMES Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader new, sealed $12. Little Tykes snacks & snow cones cart, working cone maker, beverage dispenser, snack/vending tubes, play cash register, scale, cutting boards, used 2x $40. cash or paypal. 735-2661.

788

Stereo/TV/ Electronics

RADIO: complete auto and home XM radio package. Comes with radio, all adapters and manuals. $50. 570-655-1415

PRIVATE COLLECTOR.

TVs Sanyo 27” color, remote $20. 13” Magnavox, color $15. 570-288-1063

FISHING POLES: 4 brand new fishing poles/ 3 brand new reels $220. 570-654-2396

VHS PLAYER. WORKS IN GREAT CONDITION. $10.00 SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM. CALL FOR DETAILS. $75.00 (570)283-0636

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GOLF CLUBS Ladies only, great condition, black bag, like new. $75. 570-823-9551

Looking for the right deal on an automobile? Turn to classified. It’s a showroom in print! Classified’s got the directions! PING PONG TABLE asking $50. Yale Gun Safe, fireproof, 14x17.5 $100. 570-825-5847 PUMP: Electric Pump Coleman. Brand New in box $10. 570-288-1063

778

Stereos/ Accessories

SPEAKERS one pair of two way floor or bookshelf speakers, good condition in original boxes. Can be seen in downtown Wilkes-Barre $15. 607-565-1726 STEREO SYSTEM, Sharp features 5 disc CD Sharp anger. Comes with 2 speakers, a subwoofer & remote also includes an auxiliary port for digital music. $60. 570-824-1114

792

Video Equipment

SURVEILLANCE COMPUTER w/1 indoor color camera. windows xp with webcam dvd burner still under warranty hooked up try before buying. $150. 570-457-6610

794

794

Video Game Systems/Games

PS2 GAMES: Call Of Duty 3 Special Edition $12. Call Of Duty World At War Final Fronts $15. Guitar Hero $10. Hitman 2 $10. Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2 $12. Tekken Tag Tournament (some scratches works fine) $5. PLAYSTATION GAMES: Spongebob Squarepants Supersponge $10. Tony Hawks Pro Skater (some scratches works fine) $5. Crash Bandicoot 2 Cortex Strikes Back (some scratches works fine) $5. PC GAMES: Hells Kitchen (Windows Vista, XP or MAC) $15. Excellent Condition unless noted. Cash or PayPal. Take $85 for all. 570-735-2661

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise Mr. Baseball, buying all sports cards and memorabilia. 203-557-0856

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GUITAR ONLY for Guitar Hero III X-Box 360 & Playstation 2, used almost new $20. 570-868-6018

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COCKER SPANIEL PUPS 2 male black & tan.

GOLDEN RETRIEVER & LAB PUPPIES

1 female chocolate. $300 each. Parents on premises 570-760-2036 or 570-371-6222

Kittens Free to good home. 570-822-7074

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Cats

CAT: Blue a 6 year old cat, free to good home. My allergies have gotten worse & I can no longer give him the affection & attention he needs. Blue is strictly an indoor cat & is declawed (front paws only), & neutered. 570-878-7327

Dogs

Video Game Systems/Games

GAMECUBE New, never opened, Nintendo Gamecube Bomberman Jetters, rated E. $8. New, never opened. Nintendo Gamecube, A series of Unfortunate Events, rated E. $8. Two Play Station 2 steering wheels & foot pedals for racing games. $10. 6963528 will sell separately.

815

ALASKAN MALAMUTE AKC Registered Available May 24. Rare breeding & hand whelped. 4 males & 4 females: Seals, Sables & Whites. $600 570-510-6428

ALASKAN MALAMUTE PUPPIES AKC RARE Red & white, 2 females, shots & wormed, $450 each. Call 570-477-3398

Yellow $350. Black $250. Wormed. 570-836-1090

PIT BULL PUPPIES

Ready now. 6 weeks old. 2 males, 3 females. $300 & Up 570-817-4713

Shepherds By Fanti 25 Yrs. Experience Family Raised Black/Tan, Black/Red. M/F Hasenborn-Arminus 570-825-5597 570-239-5498

SHIH-POO PUPS 7 weeks old, $400. Includes 1st set of shot. Please contact me at (570) 332-6303

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

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OLYPHANT: Nice 2 story with 3+ bedrooms and 1.5 baths. Eat in kitchen, lots of storage, full basement; walk up attic and a nice yard! $119,000 (MLS #11-1253)

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TUNKHANNOCK - Very roomy bi-level situated on open and level 2.9 acre lot. Large living room and family room. 3 bedrooms and 2 ½ baths. Nice deck overlooking back yard. $179,900 (MLS#11-1000)

FACTORYVILLE - Wonderful country French two story on 10 acres in private setting. Zodiac quartz counter tops, tile and wood floors, master bath suite on first floor, fireplace, landscaped with stonewalls & 30 ft. waterfall which cascades into a fish pond. Spacious deck, enclosed porch and stone patio. $495,000 (MLS#11-1426)

OLYPHANT: Nice 2 story with 4 bedrooms & 2 baths. Family room, office, 1st floor laundry, central vac, 3 zoned heat & covered deck. $139,000 (MLS #11-1184)

SCRANTON: Immaculate 1 bedroom Condo @ SUMMIT POINTE. Conveniently located across from the Viewmont Mall. Modern kitchen & bath, hardwood floors, central air, wall/wall & tile. Move in Condition! $78,900 (MLS #11-812)

TUNKHANNOCK - Building in excellent condition. Open floor plan. Ideal for many uses. Refurbished apartment in last two years, 1,853 sq. ft., tastefully decorated. $930,000 (MLS#11-1301)

TUNKHANNOCK - Spacious townhome with view of the mountains. buyer can choose finish if purchased prior to completion. $225,000 (MLS#11-159)

FALLS - Extensive renovations, new electrical, plumbing, bathrooms, floors. It’s a must see property. Convenient Boro location, walk to elementary school, all services nearby. Quiet Street. $139,900 (MLS#11-1632)

MADISON TWP: 4 Bedroom/1 Bath ranch with Solitude & Privacy all on 1+ Acre in a private community. Year round home in NPSD, close to interstate. 19 Acre pristine lake, access to game lands and much more. $199,000 (MLS #11-1641)

DICKSON CITY: Well maintained two story home with hardwood floors throughout, all natural woodwork, french doors and stained glass windows. 4 Bedrooms & 2 Baths! $134,900 (MLS #11-444)

RANSOM: A small rural church is awaiting a new owner. This lovely building has stained glass through out. Newer gas furnace and roof, seating of over 80 people. $72,500 (MLS #08-4747)

TUNKHANNOCK - Ideal for light manufacturing/warehousing. Convenient location to Rt. 6 and Rt. 29. 1.58 acres. 22 foot ceiling heights in 2003 addition of 7,200 sq. ft. building. $895,000 (MLS#11-1302)

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FALLS - 2 story tavern sits on 2.63 acres of land. Lots of parking, 20+ cars. 413 feet of road frontage on PA-92. Was an operating tavern, liquor license included in sale price. All tables, chairs, bar equipment and kitchen items included. $175,000 (MLS#11-1260)

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PITTSTON: Large 4 bedroom/2 bath home perfect for the growing family. Newer Kitchen & Baths, large rooms and private back yard. Close to shopping, schools and major highways. $125,000 (MLS #11-837)

CLARKS SUMMIT: Two bedrooms, 1.5 bath Townhouse in Abington Gardens. Nice Family Room, Dining Room & Living Room Call Today $119,900 (MLS #11-532)

PITTSTON: Multiply Your Potential! This 3 story brick building is located in a high traffic location, is commercially zoned and has 2 remodeled apartments plus an unfinished apartment & workshop area. $70,000 (10-5660/10-5637)

TUNKHANNOCK - Spacious townhome with view of the mountains. Buyer can choose finish if purchased prior to completion. $210,000 (MLS#11-108)

TUNKHANNOCK - Fully rented 6 unit apartment building in convenient location. Excellent opportunity for a positive cash flow. $325,000 (MLS#10-5490)

TUNKHANNOCK - Large home on private dead end street in Tunkhannock Borough. Double lot with big yard. Newer kitchen, baths, roof, paint, electric and oil hot air furnace. 18x20 detached garage. $167,000 (MLS#11-1649)

CLARKS SUMMIT: COMMERCIAL Great office or storefront in highly visible/high traffic area. Apartments on second floor. $150,000 (MLS #10-4943)

NORTH SCRANTON: Duplex & Single house on one lot with off street parking. Great for owner occupant to help pay mortgage. This 3 unit if fully occupied. $119,900 (MLS #10-105)

NORTH SCRANTON: Spacious 2 story with 4 bedrooms/2 baths. Finished attic and lots of space to grow. Fenced yard and off street parking. $55,000 (MLS #11-732)

MEHOOPANY - New construction. 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch home in country development. Full Basement, 2 car built-in garage. $169,000 (MLS#11-1380)

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TUNKHANNOCK - Totally remodeled home in a great location! Everything about this house is new. New kitchen, new flooring, new exterior. Large eat-in kitchen, family room and great back deck for entertaining. $245,000 (MLS#08-4267)

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Terrace, Lake Ariel, PA classic home, two story, single family, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, kitchen, dining room, family room, living room, fireplace, electric heat, .85 acres, deck. Located in a Goldstar community, lake rights, community amenities include pool, beaches, clubhouse, golf, ski slopes, boating and other water activities. BIDS DUE BY MAY 9. LPSAuctions.com (866) 763-9094

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738 PARDEESVILLE RD CORNER LOT

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SUNDAY 1:00PM-3:00PM Completely remodeled home with everything new. New kitchen, baths, bedrooms, tile floors, hardwoods, granite countertops, all new stainless steel appliances, refrigerator, stove, microwave, dishwasher, free standing shower, tub for two, huge deck, large yard, excellent neighborhood $154,900 (835.00 / 30years/ 5%) 570-654-1490

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AVOCA 3 rooms, wall to wall

carpeting, appliances, coin-op laundry, off street parking, security. No pets. $410/month (570) 655-1606

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HANOVER TWP 214 Taft Street

2nd floor. Modern 2 bedroom. Newer kitchen, bath, stove & fridge. Washer & dryer in basement. $500 + utilities & security. No pets. No smoking. Call (570) 825-6259

KINGSTON 2 bedroom, second floor, off street parking, stove & refrigerator. No Pets. $520./month Includes water (570) 779-1684

NANTICOKE

1st floor, 1 bedroom. Heat, water, garbage & sewage included. Off street parking. All appliances included. $530 + security. Call 570-406-5221

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apartment in great neighborhood. 2nd floor. Includes new kitchen (with new stove, dishwasher & microwave) & bath w/washer dryer hookup. Hardwood throughout with ceramic tile in kitchen and bath. $695/mo + utilities and security. No Pets, references required. Call Scott (570) 823-2431 Ext. 137

KINGSTON

E.Light, WALNUT ST. bright, 1st

floor, 2 bedrooms, elevator, carpeted, Security system. Garage. Extra storage & cable TV included. Laundry facilities. Heat & hot water furnished. Fine neighborhood. Convenient to bus & stores. No pets. References. Security. Lease. No smokers please. $840. 570-287-0900

NANTICOKE

Modern 3 room, wall to wall carpet, washer/dryer hookup, fridge & range. Water sewer, garbage& off street parking included. $430/mo. No pets. Call 570-735-3479

PLAINS TOWNSHIP Walking Distance to the Casino!! 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, kitchen, off street parking. $600/month + utilities, security & references. Call Classic Properties Nikki Callahan 718-4959 Ext. 1306

PLYMOUTH

1st floor, 1 bedroom apartment. Stove, fridge, water & sewage included. Front & Back porch. $400 + security. Call 570-262-0540

WHITE HAVEN

1 bedroom. Heat included. Pay electricity and cable. $460/monthly 516-457-4002

PLYMOUTH

2 APARTMENTS 2 bedroom apt & also 2 room efficiency. Heat, water, stove & fridge included. Efficiency includes electric. Near bus stop. $500 & $400/mo. No smoking or pets. Security & references required. Call (570) 592-2902

WILKES-BARRE 1ST FLOOR 260 CAREY AVE.

Small 1 bedroom, recently remodeled, heat & water included. $520/month. Call 570-288-3375

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264 Academy St 2 bedrooms, newly renovated building. Washer & dryer. $600/per month includes heat, hot water and parking. 646-712-1286 570-328-9896 570-855-4744 Wilkes-Barre Apartments Available

SAINT JOHN APARTMENTS 419 N. Main St Wilkes Barre Spacious 1 bedroom. Secured Senior Building. Applicants must be over age 62 & be income qualified.

NORTH END Large 1 bedroom apartment. Includes heat, hot & cold running water, fridge, stove, coinop laundry, off street parking, back yard. $535 + security. For appointment call 570-814-3138

Wilkes-Barre SOUTH Charming 2 bed-

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1 East Chestnut St. Near Cross Valley & General Hospital. 2nd floor, 2 bedrooms, wall to wall carpet, eat-in kitchen with range, shared yard, water included. Tenant pays gas heat & electric. $425 + security, No pets. 570-814-1356

WILKES-BARRE NORTH

807 N. Washington 2 bedrooms, 2nd floor. Wall to wall carpeting. Eat in kitchen with appliances. Off street parking - 2 cars. Coin op laundry. All utilities included. $645 / month + security. No pets. 570-814-1356

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COMMERCIAL BUILDING 12,000 + square

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WILKES-BARRE AMERICA REALTY QUALITY RESIDENTIAL AND RETAIL UNITS. OVER 30 YEARS SERVICE. ALL NON-SMOKING/NO PETS. EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION, CREDIT MANDATORY. MANY LOCATIONS. 570-288-1422

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WYOMING

2nd floor. Bright & cheery. Freshly painted. Single Occupancy. One bedroom. Quiet building & neighborhood. Includes stove, refrigerator, heat, water, sewer & trash. No smoking. No pets. Security, references & credit check. $585./month Call (570) 609-5133

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Rte. 315 2,000 SF Office / Retail Next to Gymboree 4,500 SF Office Showroom, Warehouse Loading Dock 4 Acres touching I81 will build to suit. Call 570-829-1206

COMMERCIAL SPACE KINGSTON FOR RENT 620 Market St.

2.5 efficiency. Heat, hot water, garbage & full maintenance included. Off street parking. No Pets. $500/mo. + security Call 570-693-3492

Newly Renovated Prime Space. 1,250 sq. ft., Near Kingston Corners. Great location for retail or business office. Easy Access and parking. Call Cliff 570-760-3427

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PLAINS TWP 7 PETHICK DRIVE OFF RTE. 315 1200 & 700 SF Office Available. Reasonable. 570-760-1513

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NANTICOKE

55 Loomis St 3 bedroom, wall to wall carpet, full basement & attic, stove, fridge & water included. No pets. $630 plus security 570-814-1356

PLYMOUTH

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LUZERNE

2nd floor, 2 bedrooms, living room, eat-in kitchen, wall to wall, washer & dryer. $485 heat included. Security & references required Call 570-288-8012

HANOVER TOWNSHIP Lyndwood Avenue

Very spacious 3 bedroom half double with neutral decor. Off street parking. Private yard in rear. Ample Storage. Convenient to schools. $560 / month + utilities. 1 year lease, security. No pets. Call 570-793-6294

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PITTSTON 1/2 DOUBLE 2 bedrooms, sunroom, new bath, washer/dryer hookup. No pets. $580 + utilities & security, sewer & garbage included. Call (570) 655-5156

MOUNTAINTOP

2 Bedroom Cottage in quiet setting. $875 + utilities, security, application & lease. 570-592-1241

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Available immediately, 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, refrigerator and stove provided, washer/dryer hookup, pets ok, Fenced in yard. Great neighborhood. $725.00/per month, plus utilities, $$725.00/security deposit. Call (570) 239-4102

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Midgets (DP all divisions) Oct. 9 - 12th Annual “King Of The Mountain” weekend - Tour Type Modifieds 150 lap event plus extradistance events for SS, FWD (DP all divisions) Oct. 22 - 7th Annual NELMA Late Model event and Legends Fall Classic plus (TBA) Oct. 29 - “Halloween Screamer” Championship Enduro Event -Mountain Madness Enduro Series #5 -4 cyl. + 6/8 cyl. “twin 150s” (DP) 2011 NEPASCCA Jack Williams Tire Company, INC. Solo Series Schedule (nepa-scca.com) 8-9 a.m.: Registration, Tech Inspection and Course Walks April 30 - Brodart Company, 500 Arch Street Williamsport May 1 - Brodart Company, 500 Arch Street Williamsport May 15 - Schuylkill Mall, Frackville May 29 - Luzerne County Community College, Lot E, Nanticoke June 19 - Wyoming Valley Mall, JCPenney, Wilkes-Barre July 24 - Schuylkill Mall, Frackville July 31 – TBA Aug. 14 - Weatherly High School, School Alley, Weatherly Oct. 8 - Brodart Company, 500 Arch Street Williamsport Oct. 9 - Brodart Company, 500 Arch Street Williamsport 2011 PA Hillclimb Association Mid-Atlantic Time Trials Series Events Schedule (pahillclimb.org) May 28-29 - Spring Jefferson Circuit, Summit Point, W.V. June 11-12 - Spring

Numedia Dragway (numidiadragway.net, 570.799.5090) Friday Night - Gates Open at 5 p.m. - Time Trials at 6 p.m. - Eliminations at 8 p.m. Saturday Test & Tune Gates open at 9 a.m. Track opens 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Sunday - Gates open at 8 a.m. - Jr. Dragster 9 a.m. - Time Trials at 11:30 a.m. Eliminations at 1 p.m. May 1 - Summit Series Points Race May 6 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout May 7 - Summit Series Points Race - Combo In The Hills - $10,000 Stock and Super Stock Race May 8 - Summit Series Points Race May 13 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout May 14 - Test & Tune Spring Swap Meet May 15 - Summit Series Points Race + MANDRA + The “Back Seat Drivers” Nostalgia Front Engine Dragster Club May 20 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout May 21 - AHDRA (All Harley Drag Racing Association) May 22 - AHDRA May 27 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout+ Al Hanna Jet Cars May 28 - $5,000 Footbrake & $5,000 Electronics

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Mountain Speedway (mountainspeedway.com, 570.788.7544) “A” Program = TTM, SS, FWDs “B” Program = SM, LM, FS TTM - Tour Type Modifieds, SM - Sport Modifieds, LM - Late Models, SS - Street Stocks, FS Factory Stock, FWD - Front Wheel Drive 4 Cyl. DP - Double Points, MMES (Mountain Madness Enduro Series) Saturday Programs: Pits Open 2 p.m. | Practice 4 p.m. | Grandstands Open 5 p.m. | Heats 6 p.m. Sunday Afternoon Programs: Pits Open 11 a.m. | Grandstands Open noon | Practice 12:30 p.m. | Heats 2 p.m. May 1 - Mike Moyer, Jr. Memorial for the Factory Stocks, “B” Program plus ATQMRA Midgets and INEX Legends May 8 - “A” Program plus INEX Legends May 15- “B” Program plus INEX Legends May 22 - “A” Program plus INEX Legends and ACOT Old Timers May 29 - “B” Program plus INEX Legends June 4 - “A” Program 4th Annual Evergreen Reunion June 5 - Mountain Madness Enduro Series #3 - 4 cyl. + 6/8 cyl. Enduros June 11 - “B” Program plus ATQMRA Midgets June 18 - “A” Program plus GSVSCC Vintage Racers June 25 - “B” Program *Autograph And Camera Night* July 2 - “A” Program including 30 laps (DP) event for FWD July 9 - “B” Program

including 50 laps (DP) event for LM July 16 - “A” Program including 40 laps (DP) event for SS plus ATQMRA Midgets and ACOT Old Timers July 23- “B” Program including 30 laps (DP) event for FS, PLUS 4C Super Modifieds July 30 - “A” Program including Tour Type Modifieds - 75 LAPS *CONE RACE* Aug. 6 - “B” Program including 75 laps (DP) event for Sport Modifieds plus ATQMRA Midgets (NO LateModels) Aug. 13 - “A” Program *Autograph And Camera Night* plus INEX Legends Aug. 20- “B” Program , PLUS 4C Super Modifieds Aug. 21 - Mountain Madness Enduro Series #4 - 4 cyl. + 6/8 cyl. Enduros Aug. 27 - “A” Program including Tour Type Modifieds - 50 lap Cone Race plus GSVSCC Vintage Racers Aug. 28 - 75 lap N.E. Modified Series event plus 50 lap Street Stock Open Competition “Brad Kline Memorial” Sept. 4 - “B” Program plus INEX Legends Sept. 11 - “A” Program including 77 laps “Mark Corbisiero Memorial” (DP) event for SS Sept. 18 - “B” Program plus INEX Legends Sept. 25 - “A” Program plus INEX Legends Oct. 2 - “B” Program plus “Legends Season Championship” Oct. 7 – Practice for 12th Annual “King Of The Mountain” 6-9 p.m. Oct. 8 - 12th Annual “King Of The Mountain” weekend - SPORT MODIFIEDS 100 lap event plus extra distanceevents for LM, FS, and ATQMRA

May 29 - Summit Series Points Race Super Pro$2,500 Pro-$1,500 May 30 - Memorial Day $5,000 Footbrake & $5,000 Electronics June 3 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout June 4 - Summit Series Points Race + Jr. Dragster Challenge June 5 - Summit Series Points Race + National Dragster Challenge June 10 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout + $5,000 Electronics & $2,500 Footbrake June 11 - $5,000 Electronics & $5,000 Footbrake June 12 - $10,000 Electronics & $5,000 Footbrake + $1k Street Race June 17 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout June 18 - Test & Tune + MASGA June 19 - Summit Series Points Race + East Coast Gassers + MASGA June 24 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout June 25 - Test & Tune East Coast Electric Drag Racing Association (ECEDRA) June 26 - Summit Series Points Race July 1 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout July 2 - Summit Series Points Race - Super Pro$2500 - Pro-$1500 Street $1,000 + KC Jones Jet Cars + Fireworks July 3 - Summit Series Points Race July 8 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout July 9 - Test & Tune July 10 - Summit Series

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SEE CAR & BIKE EVENTS, PAGE 7 Points Race + King of the Track July 15 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout July 16 - NADM East Coast Diesel Nationals July 17 - Summit Series Points Race July 22 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout July 23 - Test& Tune + Locust Township Police Officers Assoc. Car Show + BMW Motorcycle Rally + ATV Wally Race July 24 - Summit Series Points Race July 29 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout July 30 - Test & Tune July 31 - Summit Series Points Race Aug. 5 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout Aug. 6 - Summit Series Points Race Aug. 7 - Summit Series Points Race Aug. 12 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout Aug. 13 - Test & Tune + NETO Aug. 14 - Summit Series Points Race + NETO + MANDRA + The “Back Seat Drivers” Nostalgia Front Engine Dragster Club Aug. 19 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout Aug. 20 - Mychron 330’ Jr. Dragster Aug. 21 - Summit Series Points Race Aug. 26 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout Aug. 27 - .90 Nationals (Super Street 10.90 - Super Gas 9.90 - Super Comp 8.90) Aug. 28 - Summit Series

Points Race Sept. 2 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout Sept. 3 - $5,000 Electronics, $5,000 Footbrake Sept. 4 - Summit Series Points Race Super Pro$2500 Pro-$1500 Street $1,000 Sept. 9 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout+ KC Jones Jet Trains Sept. 10 - Summit Series Points Make-up Race (3 or more Rainouts) Sept. 11 - Summit Series Points Race Sept. 16 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout Sept. 17 - Test & Tune – “BUG RUMBLE all-VW DragN-Show” Sept. 18 - Test & Tune JUKEBOX CRUISERS CAR CLUB Sept. 30 - Street Legal Drags - Performabuilt Transmission Down And Dirty Street Legal Shootout

MOTORCYCLE EVENTS Wyoming Valley Motorcycle Club (wyomingvalleymotorcycleclub.org, 570.598.WVMC) May 3- WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Charley’s, Plains May 17 - WVMC Social Meetings suspended for riding season, resuming in Oct. June 7 - WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Charley’s, Plains June 12 - WVMC SPCA Run - registration Luzerne County SPCA, Plains July 5 - WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Charley’s, Plains July 17 - WVMC Summer Poker Run in memory of Charlie Burke Aug. 2 - WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Charley’s, Plains Aug. 20 - WVMC Summer Party - Konefals Grove, Chase Sept. 6 - WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Char-

ley’s, Plains – Nominations Sept. 18 - WVMC Bikes for Tykes Poker Run in memory of George Thompson Oct. 4 - WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Charley’s, Plains – Nominations Oct. 16 - WVMC Fall Poker Run in memory of Tony Lavelle Oct. 18 - WVMC Social Meeting - TBA Oct. 29 WVMC Halloween Party TBA Nov. 1 - WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Charley’s, Plains - Election of Officers Nov. 15 - WVMC Social Meeting at Joey’s Joint, “On the Boardwalk”, Edwardsville Dec. 6 - WVMC Business Meeting - Ole Tyme Charley’s, Plain Dec. 17 - WVMC Christmas Party - East Mountain Inn and Suites Special events: May 14 - Pride MC/Dallas Chapter - Spring Fling Catholic War Vets, Ashley May 29 - Caring for Carrie Ride - registration at Luzerne County Fairgrounds, Dallas June 5 - 26th Annual Motorcycle Miracle Tour (Geisinger Medical Center – Danville) July 10 - Stephanie Jallen Paralympics Ride – TBA Aug. 21 - Cystic Fibrosis Ride Aug. 28 - 1st Annual Poker Run in Memory of Mark J. Valanski for “Angel Medication” Sept. 3 - 4 - Redneck Festival, Weissport Sept. 4 -Valley with a Heart Ride Fundraiser Sept. 8-11 - Roar to the Shore - Wildwood, N.J.

CAR SHOWS Hi-Lites Car Club (hilitesmotorclub.com) April 16 – 4-7 p.m.: Bob Evans Restaurant - WilkesBarre Township May 21 – 5-8 p.m.: Sheetz – Trucksville June 18 - 5-8 p.m.: Wegman’s Food Store, WilkesBarre Twp. July 16 – 5-8 p.m.: Twist & Shake -Route 29, Pikes Creek Aug 6 - 1-4 p.m.: Meadows Nursing & Rehabilitaton Center, 55 W. Center Hill

Road, Dallas Aug. 20 – 5-8 p.m.: Twist & Shake - Route 29, Pikes Creek Sept. 17 - 3-6 p.m.: Pikes Creek Raceway Park – Route 118, Pikes Creek Villa Capri Cruisers (villacapricruisers.com) • June 19 - Fathers Day show at Nay Aug park • Sept. 4 - Annual Reunion show at Nay Aug park • Cruise Nights at Steamtown Mall and Hurricane Grill and Wings, 3rd Friday of the month, beginning May 20, 6-9 p.m. • Cruise Nights at TGI Fridays, Route 6 Dickson City, 2nd Sunday of the month, beginning May 8,6-9 P.M. NEPA Region AACA Car Club (nepraaca.com) • Cruises are held the last Friday of each month on Public Square, WilkesBarre April-Oct. starting at 6 p.m. Awards and prizes given out starting at 9 p.m., weather permitting. Trophies for Motorcycles, Auto and Special Interest Classes. Royaltz (royaltzshow.com) • 5th annual custom car & truck show: Saturday May 28th - Luzerne County Fairgrounds 11TH Annual Droptoberfest car and truck show: Saturday, Oct. 16, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. rain or shine at Luzerne County Community College, Nanticoke. All styles welcome including minis, lifted, full size, sport compacts, lowriders, raceready, hot rod, muscle, rat rod, and even lowrider bikes. General admission is free, car registration is $20., closes at 1 p.m. 100 percent of proceeds are donated to LCCC. Dozens of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place trophies in every class sponsored by A&A Auto stores, more than 135 trophies up for grabs! The Sports Car Club of America will again be holding a SOLO II autocross/ drifting competition for racers and spectators. If interested in racing at the show, make sure to visit the SCCA website for important informa-

tion. Also features the Kiddie Rydes DB Challenge, a SPL stereo competition which will add more trophies to the mix. The guys from DROP ‘EM WEAR will have the official 11th anniversary Droptoberfest Tshirts for sale. A&A Auto stores will be present along with Auto Addictions, Jesse “The turtle and alligator guy,” the U.S. Army and its free rock-climbing wall, Jack Williams Auto Stores and many more retail and food vendors, plus the Quaker Steak & Lube Wing eating contest, carnival games to play, competitions to enter, live entertainment by DJ Kryptonite, and free prizes to take home! The girls will be out selling raffle tickets all day for our famous, sold-outevery-year, gigantic raffle. Confirmed show coverage will be announced on the website within the following weeks. Visit Kiddie Rydes or Droptoberfest on MySpace and Facebook for pictures of previous Droptoberfests. Lastly, Droptoberfest started as the area’s only outlet for lowered cars and trucks to compete against themselves, not against vehicles like classic, muscle, antique, and hot rod. Over the past 10 years, Droptoberfest has made such a name for itself, that it had to grow to accomodate these other categories of custom vehicles. So if you haven’t been by in a few years, try it again, you’ll be impressed by the balance of old and new, dropped and lifted, classic and modern, and race and cruisin’. Wilkes ASME Car Show, Sunday, May 1, held in the back of the Wilkes University Student Union Building (SUB), contact benjamin.sauers@wilkes.edu or eric.skoglund@wilkes.edu

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