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theweekender.com vol.18 issue 29 | june 1-7, 2011 SCRANTON HEATS UP FOR 2ND ARTS ON FIRE FESTIVAL P. 9

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We were about to take a quiz and my psych teacher says, “You have fifteen minutes to do it. It probably won’t take you that long, though.”

I was working at a pizza place today and the lady on the phone said, “I need a twelve-inch Italian Stallion.” My girlfriend was putting her contacts in when she yelled, “It might be a couple of minutes, I can’t get it in!”

I was walking into class with my earbud headphones dangling. A girl exclaimed, “It’s dragging on the floor!” A coworker was pushing a cart through the library. She rammed a table and a shelf and said, “I’m always banging something.”

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I was watching Star Wars: A New Hope on TV, and in it Obi Wan says, “This little one’s not worth the effort.”

My friend was trying out for lacrosse. A girl came up to him in class and asked, “Why is your stick shorter than the rest I’ve seen?”

Someone in class gave the teacher a nickname that she didn’t like, and she said, “I’ve had much better ones before.”

I was talking to my friend about beer and told her that nine beers will do me. She replied, “Three will do me. I had six once and couldn’t walk.”

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It was a sad day in the life of this writer when Steve Carell’s character, Michael Scott, departed from NBC’s “The Office.” Along with about a million other Americans, I’ve become an avid fan of the actor’s ability to translate life’s awkward moments to the screen, but the most precious gift he gave to me personally was the gift of “that’s what she said.” It started out as an ironic nod to a joke that some thought had already seen its heyday, but somehow the infamous punch line morphed into a cultural phenomenon. For this, I am grateful. Not a day goes by that I don’t assert those four special words into conversation, and I know I’m not the only one. In a way, the legacy lives on, though, because gracing the shelves of bookstores everywhere this month is the new book, “That’s What She Said: The Most Versatile Joke on Earth.” I had the pleasure of interviewing the authors a

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few weeks ago, and the fruits of my labor can be found on p. 14-15. I hope it’s as good for you as it was for me. That’s … well, never mind. Also in this issue, we’ve got previews of the Scranton Iron Furnaces’ Arts on Fire Festival (p. 9) and Camerawork Gallery’s “Terra Emota” exhibit (p. 27), a review of “The Hangover Part II” (p. 25), the new Lady Gaga album (p. 29) and much more. Thanks for reading my very first “Letter From …” Stephanie DeBalko Weekender Staff Writer Contact us letters@theweekender.com

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hings are really starting to heat up in Northeastern Pennsylvania. The sun is finally starting to poke through after our washed-out spring, and the thermometers are closing in on the 90-degree mark, and Friday-Saturday, June 3-4, the Arts on Fire Festival at the Scranton Iron Furnaces is going to make things even hotter. Even though the Iron Furnaces

get about 15,000 visitors every year, there’s still a chance you haven’t been there or maybe you don’t know exactly what they are. Along with anthracite coal mining, the Furnaces helped put Scranton on the map as the key city in the industrial revolution. The Furnaces have been a historical landmark in our area since it opened in 1840, pouring 125,000 tons of pig iron by 1880. While it may have stopped producing iron in 1902, the Furnace continues to be a vital tourist attraction. To celebrate the local history of the Iron Furnaces, the Anthracite Heritage Museum & Iron Furnace Associates is holding its second annual Arts on Fire Festival this weekend at the Furnac-

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es. The event kicks off on Friday night with the Fire at the Furnace fundraiser, tied in with the First Friday walk in downtown Scranton. “When the walk is over, we lead a parade down to the Iron Furnaces with jugglers, fire twirlers, etc.,” said Program Chairman Bob Savakinus. The fundraiser includes a cocktail party, music by the Coal Town Rounders and an iron pour in conjunction with the Keystone College iron program. The festivities continue Saturday beginning at 11 a.m. with an industrial-arts festival, which is free to the public. “We have about 25-30 industrial-arts vendors, glass blowers, blacksmiths, ceramics, things like that,” Savakinus explained. “We have six different bands throughout the day, food vendors, tents set up in case of bad weather, and it’s all day and free.” Last year’s festival was such a success that this year, the organization received a marketing grant to help spread the word as far as 50 miles outside of the area. “Last year we had over 500 people,” Savakinus shared. “This year, we’re reaching out to other areas like Allentown, Sunbury, Binghamton, etc. so we expect a larger crowd.” The festival was designed to spread knowledge about the Iron Furnaces and get more people involved with preserving its history. It took the hard work and enthusiasm of the dozens of partners and sponsors including Maureen McGuigan, the deputy director of arts and culture for Lackawanna County, and the Lackawanna County Commissioners, who continue to make funding available. “Not a lot of people know much about the Furnaces and what the site is, so we wanted to call attention to them,” Savakinus began. “We wanted to come up with an idea to showcase them in a public event which demonstrated how important they were to the area. The industrial arts was a perfect tie in. People should come out and see what the Furnaces are and what the event is all about.” W


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ALL NEW GIG Shickshinny native and actress and former model Krysten Ritter will appear in Zach Braff’s new comedy, “All New People.” Previews of the play begin Tuesday, June 28, and opening night is Monday, July 25 at 7 p.m. at Second Stage’s Tony Kiser Theatre (305 W. 43rd St., New York). David Wilson Barnes (“Capote”), Anna Camp (“True Blood”) and “The Hangover’s” Justin Bartha join Ritter in the cast. Ritter has appeared in Second Stage’s “All This Intimacy,” the films “Confessions of a Shopaholic,” “What Happens In Vegas,” and “27 Dresses,” and on TV shows “Veronica Mars,” “Gilmore Girls” and “Breaking Bad.” Her future work includes “Life Happens,” which she co-wrote and produced and which will premier this month at the LA Film Festival, and the upcoming ABC comedy series, “Apartment 23.” PHILANTHROPY FROM AFAR A fundraising event for The Ekal Vidyalaya Foundation, featuring performances by Bollywood playback singer Manoj Mishra and Sa Re Ga Ma 2007 finalist Nirupama Dey, will be held Sunday, June 5, from 3-7 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church (97 S Franklin St, Wilkes-Barre). Tickets are $35 for VIP seats (first 2 rows) and $25 for all other seats, and refreshments will be included. The charity event benefits the foundation, which is “a tax exempt, registered non-profit service organization dedicated to bringing education and village development in rural India.” Additionally, Ekal’s mission is the “holistic development of rural and remote tribal villages of India through functional education comprising of literacy, basic health and hygiene, economic development and social empowerment.”

BELIEVE IN BICYCLES The Greater Wilkes-Barre Chamber will present the “I Believe” Award to Around Town Bicycles (59 N. Main St.) June 22, at 11:30 a.m. at Genetti’s (77 E. Market St.). This is the seventh year that the chamber will present the award. Reservations are $35 and can be made by contacting Jean Kile at 570.823.2101 ext. 113 or jeankile@wilkes-barre.org. For more info, visit wilkesbarre.org. SPLISH SPLASH

Camelbeach Mountain Waterpark (1 Camelback Road, Tannersville), which features 35 slides and attractions, opened for the season Saturday, May 28, marking its 14th summer. The park will be open from 11 a.m.-6 p.m. June 4-5, 11-12, 17-24. Regular hours of 11 a.m.-7 p.m. begin Saturday, June 25 and continue through the end of August; the daily season ends Sept. 5. For more info, visit camelbeach.com. SUMMER DAYS DRIFTIN’ AWAY The River Common announced that its 2011 Summer Programming Season will kick off Wednesday, June 8. The festivities feature free activities for all ages, including Wednesdays with Wildcard Dance and Fitness Clinics, outdoor movie nights beginning at dusk in the River Common Amphitheater on Fridays and Saturdays with dance, fitness and environmental programming. Starting Friday, June 9, Thursdays will feature the “Jam in the Park” original free music series, showcasing a variety of music from jazz, blues and folk to funk, pop and rock. The series will take place at the River Common Amphitheater at 6:30 p.m. For more info, visit rivercommon.org. W


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OH, NO FACE Ellenbeth Wachs, 48, was arrested in Lakeland, Fla., in May on a complaint that she “simulated” a sex act in front of a minor. In a March incident, Wachs, after receiving medication for her multiple sclerosis, was awakened at 8:30 a.m. by her 10-year-old neighbor boy’s clamorous basketball game, near Wachs’ window. After unsuccessfully beseeching the boy for quiet, Wachs — hoping, perhaps, to make a point about noisy neighbors — began moaning out the window (while remaining out of sight), “Oh, John! Oh! John!” over and over at increased shrillness as if in the throes of orgasm. The basketballplaying stopped, but the incident was not a teaching moment. The boy’s father, Otto Lehman, called the police and filed for an order of protection against Wachs. COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS -- “Wrong” Impressions: (1) The Sergeants Benevolent Association, fighting back in April against corruption charges (that its NYPD officers often “fix” traffic tickets for celebrities, high officials and selected “friends”) claimed in a recorded message reported in The New York Times that such fixes are merely “courtesy,” not corruption. (2) A 20year-old Jersey City, N.J., gym member claimed “criminal sexual contact” in March, acknowledging that while she had given a male club therapist permission to massage her breasts and buttocks, she had been under the impression that he is gay. When another gym member told her that the therapist has a girlfriend, she called the police. IRONIES -- Erie County (N.Y.) jail officials suspended guards Lawrence Mule, a 26-year veteran, and James Conlin, a 29-year veteran, after they scuffled at the County Correctional Facility on April 21, reportedly over a bag of chips. An inmate had to break up the fight. -- An anti-terrorism drill scheduled for Pottawattamie County, Iowa, in March, which was to practice community coordination after an attack by a

A restraining order, to keep away from Sarah Palin and her family, was extended in May against Shawn Christy, 19, of McAdoo, Pa., by a magistrate in Anchorage, Alaska. Christy has admitted to traveling to Alaska to meet Palin, to making numerous telephone calls to her, and to once threatening to sexually assault her. According to a 2009 psychiatric evaluation ordered by the Secret Service, Christy appeared to suffer from “latent onset” Lyme disease. hypothetical white supremacist group angry about illegal immigration, had to be canceled. The sheriff said callers claiming to be white supremacists were angry at being picked on as “terrorists” and had threatened a school in Treynor, Iowa, with an attack that closely resembled the kind of imagined attack that would have preceded the simulated drill. -- In April, officials in the northern Swedish city of Angermanland temporarily shut down the operator of a colonic cleansing service, and issued fines because it was not up to code. It had insufficient restroom facilities, thus requiring some of its clients to cleanse their colons in front of other clients. SIGNS OF THE TIMES “Dog Stylist” Dara Foster (“I show people how to live together with their dogs in a stylish way”) told a TV audience recently that some dog owners are dressing their pooches in “’80s-inspired punk,” “giving way to a grunge movement in dog fashion — I swear to God.” The ubiquitous TV guest and apparel designer estimates that since Americans already spend $47 billion a year on pets, they need more than ever to know what’s hot — fluorescent styling gel, for example, and precooked meals for dogs, and owners getting matching tattoos with their dogs, and a recently spotted synthetic mullet wig for dogs. PUTTING FANNIES IN THE PEWS: TWO STRATEGIES (1) To hype attendance for Easter services this year, Lindenwald Baptist Church in Hamil-

ton, Ohio, raffled off $1,000 on Easter Sunday. As a result, attendance more than doubled, to 1,137 (including 1,135 raffle losers). (2) A month earlier, Pastor John Goodman of the Houston Unity Baptist Church tried a different approach, calling on parishioners to cede their income-tax refunds to the church and warning that anyone who failed to come to the aid of the church is a “devil” and could be refused communion. THE JESUS AND MARY WORLD TOUR (ALL-NEW!) In December, the Catholic Diocese of Green Bay, Wis., announced it had received approval to designate a site in Champion, Wis., as the 11th official, Vatican-authorized location of a Virgin Mary apparition (witnessed by a nun in 1859). Meanwhile, these recent bootleg public appearances were reported: Yucca Valley, Calif., in April (Jesus on the petal of a poppy plant). Brisbane, Australia, in March (Jesus on a pie from the Posh Pizza restaurant). Los Angeles in February (Jesus on a rocking chair). Pequabuck, Conn., in February (Mary in an ice formation on a neighbor’s roof). Comal County, Texas, just north of San Antonio, in December (Mary, “floating” on the wall of an apartment building). Elwood, Ind., in December (Jesus on a woman’s chest X-ray).

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what she said. If you’re not that fiend, then maybe you’re the person, who, in a desperate show of maturity, rolls your eyes and groans, while deep down inside you’re dying to chuckle at the sheer beauty and malleability of the recently revived joke and the benefactor putting it to use in

your presence. Either way, it’s likely that you could probably use a little mental stimulation in the form of an excerpt from the new book by Justin Wishne and Bryan Nicolas, “That’s What She Said: The Most Versatile Joke on Earth,” which was released Tuesday, May 31. Though there are no hard and fast rules for producing a book, Wishne and Nicolas sort of followed along the same lines as another cultural phenomenon, “F My Life,” and first took their fascination with the one-liner to the web, where their site, twssstories.com, became the universal locale for all innuendo-laden tales. The user-generated content got them noticed in the print world, by

Plume, an imprint of the Penguin Group, and a soon-to-be legacy was born. “I would say it all started on account of the fact that we were both really big fans of ‘The Office,’” Wishne said in a recent phone interview. “And so I guess one day it all sort of just clicked, that we should come up with a place where Bryan and I, our friends and the world, really, could share their ‘that’s what she said’ stories as well. And so, that was sort of the inspiration, and then fast-forward two years, and we’re excited to have a book coming out.” Of course, when Wishne referred to the Scranton-based “The Office,” he was talking about Steve Carell’s character, Michael Scott, and his incessant, and


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t may seem like all fun and games, but the process of building and maintaining an established website, regardless of the subject matter, is a long and hard one. It requires more work, in the form of marketing and aesthetics, than one would think. “I think it was about nine months we worked on that site, and even got it on (the comedy website) College Humor, just got a lot of press from that,” Nicolas said. “And then (the publisher) reached out to us when they were wanting to develop a deal like that.” Their toil and hard work notwithstanding, based on the nature of the joke, one would expect Wishne and Nicolas to be two frat guys who have no consideration for professionalism or maturity, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Somewhat disappointingly, they both seem to be upstanding citizens who know how to conduct themselves in public. That’s not to say they aren’t like every other redblooded American with a penchant for Bryan Nicolas, left, and Justin Wishne, right, are the masterminds behind in-the-gutter humor, book, ‘That’s What She Said: The Most Versatile Joke On Earth.’ though. Both have admitted to letting release wouldn’t fall limp, Wishne and is really applicable to any situation,” those four words slip at inappropriate Nicolas include a section referencing Wishne explained. “As far as the times, and if someone says something pop culture and one composed entirely about “getting all wet,” you can bet your chapters that we have (in the book), it’s of celebrity quotes, including lines lifted last dollar they would both be thinking it. really just to show by category that no matter where you are, what you’re doing, from Edgar Allan Poe and the Bible (so But perhaps this incongruity speaks to the appeal of the book, and what both there is a ‘that’s what she said’ joke that’s check your sensitivity at the door). just ready to spring up.” men agree is a solid truth: “That’s what The book itself is a sampling of the she said” could be applied to virtually SLIPPERY SLOPE best and wittiest anecdotes from the every situation in life, whether it has to hile the witticism that website, along with a historical summary do with a porn star or a grandmother. launched a cultural of the punch line’s beginnings (“Wayne’s You don’t have to be George Carlin to phenomenon could be World,” anyone?). It does indeed have think it’s funny, and that’s why so many deemed universally appealing, there are a long and sordid history — in fact, the people get it. some people who will simply never get proverbial “she” even provides a tongue- it. Nicolas has experienced this, as there “After looking through all these in-cheek foreword, discussing her recent are some family members with whom stories and posting on the website, we notoriety. And just to make sure the really saw that ‘that’s what she said’ he has to reign in his humor, and others

who make valiant, but faltering efforts at being in on the joke. “It’s kind of funny, they’re trying to be involved and say these jokes, but they say one that doesn’t even mean it,” Nicolas quipped. And there are some situations that certainly call for at least a little restraint, especially at work, and especially when the situation already looks somewhat bawdy. “Sometimes it’s the actual set-up that you have to be more mindful of,” Wishne described, sharing that even he, one of the masterminds behind twssstories.com, was shocked at some of the tales people submitted. “There are so many things I would have never thought of saying, or of that being a ‘that’s what she said’ joke that are really funny and really risqué, so you’ve got to be careful as well.” The duo recently founded another user-content-generated website, “I Never Confessions.” Along with twssstories. com, the new site is a part of their soon-to-be-empire, Fancom Media. If the success of their first joint venture is an indicator of their career trajectory, they certainly have not reached their climax yet. “Down the road, (we’re) looking to hopefully develop more ideas like we did with this website, and maybe have the same result as the

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Deus ex machina is Latin for “god from the machine,” and any reader who has come across the plot device might assume that Altschul intends to employ it at some point in the novel. However, the title of the book serves multiple purposes. Not merely a plot device, Altschul drives the book forward with the question: Who is God? There are two stories grounded in the novel: One, following the reality show, and the second, following the lives of the people who brought it to fruition. The most important character is not one of the stereotypes developed for television, but rather the ambiguous producer. One interesting tidbit to note about the novel is that Altschul originally intended it as a short story. Nonetheless, the novel grew to become a dark satire intent on showing readers the truth of reality television through a personal behind the scenes look. Altschul takes his readers on a postmodern ride through reality television currently pulsing through American plasma screens. Viewers believe the people they see before them are in dire straits, fighting to stay alive cognizant of humanity but foregoing it for greed and desire for fame. The overall message Altschul drives across to his readers is to question what we view. His perspective towards reality television is certainly not encouraging and the conclusion of the novel will leave readers baffled by Altschul’s ability to make that point resonate.

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sound with a nifty animation. Interface is where Samsung differs significantly from HTC and LG. LG has tended to be a bit more barebones, whereas HTC has its SenseUI, which is, in my opinion, fairly noninvasive and can be (mostly) eliminated if you don’t like it. Samsung, on the other hand, maintains tight control over how elements are presented on the device. In previous products I found this somewhat irksome, but its “TouchWiz” interface has matured nicely, and is snappy, elegant and friendly. Call and sound quality is quite clear, and apps and downloads alike are quick and snappy, thanks to the 1 GHz processor. And now we come back to the choice for Verizon customers: HTC Thunderbolt, Samsung Charge or LG Revolution. The LG is basically a

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Former Okay Paddy and And The Moneynotes member, Mike Quinn, releases his solo debut ‘Magico’ next week.

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hether it’s because of ego and narcissism or a deficiency in the ability to “play well with others,� a lot of artists make the solid decision to go it alone after choosing to part ways with band members. But for Scranton-based Mike Quinn, a veritable darling of the local music scene, the road to producing a solo album was a much more organic, non-egocentric process. Having been in the bands Okay Paddy and, most recently, And the Moneynotes, Quinn has had more than his fair share of experience in the music industry, and it could be argued that a progression to the title of solo artist was simply in the stars for him. His first independent album, “Magico,� is due out on Prairie Queen Records Tuesday, June 7, and boasts a bit of a progressive twist, as Quinn is planning on

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releasing a video for each track, varying conceptually from song to song. “I was playing with And the Moneynotes, and we kind of just came to an amicable end there,â€? Quinn said, explaining his transition from band member to singular artist. “So it wasn’t so much of a decision as just the natural thing at that point for me to do. I hadn’t really planned it.â€? Coinciding with his album release, Quinn will be opening for folk favorite Lewis & Clarke June 4 at Scranton’s AFA Gallery. The symbiosis between Quinn and the members of Lewis & Clarke, and the respect that Quinn has for his peers, is palpable. “(Lou Rogai) has been a good example as to how to be a musician who kind of goes his own way,â€? he said. “He’s not afraid to try new things and work on his own and work for his own goals. I’m looking forward to playing with him, and then Shane and Ian ‌ they play with me sometimes too, so, it’s a pretty close-knit little group.â€? In fact, the band’s Shane O’Hara is a contributor to “Magico,â€? in addition to Pat Finnerty, Quinn’s cousin and Okay Paddy bandmate, Nick Krill of The Spinto Band and Pappy Biondo of Cabinet. In much the same way that Quinn didn’t set out to become a solo artist, he didn’t set out with a specific plan as to who was going to collaborate with him. Instead, he took a fundamental approach, and allowed things to happen naturally.

“A lot of people who ended up on it were just chance, if they came by my house or if I had a part that wasn’t finished on a song yet and someone was around, (I’d) say ‘hey, you want to give this a crack?’â€? Quinn explained. And while he enjoys the community of musicians of which he is a part, he acknowledges the freedom he was able to maintain while working on “Magico,â€? which he also produced in his home studio. “I tend to have more of a perfectionist attitude because I’m working with other people, and I feel like my mistake is good enough for me, but I start to feel like other people might think it’s a mess-up, so I end up usually rounding off those edges ‌ just to stay on the safe side or something,â€? Quinn explained. “But when I’m by myself, it’s like it’s much more about working at my own pace and living with what I like.â€? He added that going it alone has its perks, especially because there are no constraints other than one’s own creativity. “(What I enjoy about working independently) is toying with the beat until I figure out what works perfectly for the song,â€? he offered. “And when two people are working on that and you’re not on the same page, maybe it’s a little bit more difficult to relax and find the beat or the groove that you want, you feel like you have to move forward. When you’re feeding off each other, sometimes if it’s not working, it doesn’t click. But if you can stand yourself, and you don’t get bored with it, you can kind of get somewhere.â€? W Mike Quinn / Lewis & Clarke, Sat., June 4, 7 p.m., AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton). “Magicoâ€? available June 7 on iTunes, bandcamp.com. Info: prairiequeenrecords.com


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Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong, Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis meet again in ‘The Hangover Part II.”

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uch like its cinematic namesake, an actual hangover can leave even the strongest individual attempting to bargain with any deity within earshot. And, as most are aware, it inevitably happens again. Though thankfully, in this instance, the enjoyment is limited to “The Hangover Part II” and not the cornucopia of physical afflictions associated with the morning after. After surviving Sin City and the bachelor party of bachelor parties, “Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and Doug (Justin Bartha) are busy planning another party in honor of Stu’s upcoming nuptials. The group is faced with two hurdles in the planning process. Since

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Cooper, Galifianakis and Helms run amok in Bangkok.

Same jokes, still funny the family of Stu’s fiancée, Lauren (Jamie Chung), is from Thailand, the ceremony will be there. Secondly, Doug’s wife Tracy (Sasha Barrese) is pleading for the group to include her brother, Alan (Zach Galifianakis). As a favor to Doug, Stu agrees to invite Alan. “The Hangover II” does not attempt to break any new ground. One could surmise that the age-old adage of “no need to fix that which is not broken” was the mission statement from the inception of this film. The cast of characters is back in its entirety, with each quickly assuming their old roles. The only new additions are in the form of Stu’s new family-to-be and a shadowy figure named Kingsley, who is ably brought to

life by Paul Giamatti. The story is almost exactly the same right down to a toast among friends before we are all introduced to the remnants of the morning after. Once again, Phil, Stu and Alan awaken with no memory of what happened or where they are. Their location is a sweltering, run-down hotel room within another of the world’s adult destinations: Bangkok. The major change in this outing is that instead of a missing Doug, The Wolfpack find itself in search of Teddy (Mason Lee), Lauren’s 16-year-old genius brother. Also, no longer is Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) an adversary; invited to the wedding as Alan’s “Plus 1,” he is now part of the gang.

With his rise in popularity, from his turn in the original movie and the sitcom “Community,” Jeong’s Mr. Chow plays a far more prevalent role in this adventure. He and Galifianakis are truly comedic gold together, or apart, and they devour every scene. Helms ratchets up the neurosis level, and Cooper still rolls with mostly composed cool, but the real laughs are unquestionably courtesy of Galifianakis and Jeong. The film’s flaws are limited simply to the fact that we have all been down this road before. “The Hangover” was elevated to iconic status because of the shock value, the newness and the raucous laughs that never seemed to end as the three

madmen ventured around one of the world’s favorite playgrounds of debauchery. This time out, the playground is even more infamous, but the story is essentially the same. Is there anything wrong with this? No. The pedal-tothe-floor insanity still reigns supreme, and you will once again find yourself attempting to conceal laughter for fear of being branded a deviant. “The Hangover II” is a grand example of getting what you paid for. Much like the sequels to legendary films such as “The Godfather” and “Jaws,” “The Hangover II” sticks with what garnered its popularity and wears it like a badge of honor: A shamelessly red-eyed, tattooed and roofied badge of honor.

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nap — a bright flash as the shutter clicks, capturing a piece of the world now frozen in time. The ordinary scene you view every day, from another angle becomes extraordinary. Brightcolored palettes shifted to one of black, white and gray. Snap — the light hits at a perfect angle for just a moment, sparking a temporary awe made permanent. The wind creates a delicate flow, only visible as its fingers gently tickle movement through its surroundings. Snap — an image to delight the eyes that, with one blink, missed a moment only captured by the blink of another. Having created a home for the display of a wide array of photographs to tease and please any visual appetite, Camerawork Gallery in Scranton will be hosting a new exhibit, “Terra Emota,” a show of photographs by Chip Forelli, beginning with an opening reception Friday, June 3

from 6-8:30 p.m. “Terra Emota” runs until June 29. Rolfe Ross, one of the three partners who manages Camerawork, which is located in the Marquis Gallery, said he is looking forward to this new exhibit. “I think it will be a great show because he is one of the more well-known photographers we’ve had here,” he said. The gallery, which Ross said he helped open five years ago with fellow photographers Ivana Pavelka and Michael Poster, was created as a venue for photographers to display their work as there hadn’t been such a place to do so locally. Since that time, Ross said they have had approximately 30 exhibits from not only local photographers, but national and

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international ones as well. Forelli, who currently lives in the Upper Delaware Valley of Pennsylvania with his family, is the newest addition to the list of names having been featured at Camerawork. According to the bio on his website, Forelli, who was unavailable for comment, has had a career as a professional photographer for 25 years. He has national and international gallery representation and credits in publications such as Communication Arts and Lenswork. Forelli has worked on advertising for clients like BMW, AT&T and Eastman Kodak and has lectured at PhotoPlus Expo and the Art Directors Club of New York. While Ross said he could not give much information on Forelli’s creative process when photographing, he did say that the images featured in “Terra Emota” are primarily landscapes done in black and white. But Forelli’s thoughts are conveyed in the artist’s statement on his website. “Experiencing beauty, whether occurring naturally or introduced by the hand of man, is a primal need in society that I would put on par with the need for sustenance and love,” Forelli said in his statement. “To convey it, we have relied largely upon the arts through the ages. However, beauty is in short supply in the art world today, so I want to do my part in redirecting our attention to that which elevates and enriches the spirit and gives us hope — our society needs this more than ever.” Ross said he agrees with Forelli that the world needs more of this beauty through art and culture, which is why galleries such as Camerawork and exhibits such as “Terra Emota” are important to the area. “It’s just another thread in the cultural fabric of the city,” he said. “You couldn’t develop the downtown successfully if you didn’t have the cultural aspect to it because people are interested in the arts. This is one step in that direction.” W


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by The E Street Band’s Clarence Clemons. Techno-centric “Scheibe” has German lyrics, while “Bloody Mary” is slower and slightly dark with weird beats and electronic flair. “Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)” has the same feel of Regardless what you think of it is very much in the vein of Gaga’s smash, “Poker Face” and Madonna’s “Express Yourself” her, her downright weird attire “Heavy Metal Lover” is raunchy and her antics, one thing even the with a spoken-word verse a with ’80s synth while “Electric most hating of haters has to agree la “Vogue.” But what’s not to Chapel” honors that decade’s on is that Lady Gaga makes you like, especially when Gaga heavy metal, in a good way. encourages, “Don’t be a drag, want to just dance. And that The country-flavored standout just be a queen?” fact is nowhere more evident “You And I” was produced by The industrial-sounding than on her sophomore album, Mutt Lange and features Queen “Born This Way,” on which the “Government Hooker” precedes guitarist Brian May. Clemons flashy second single, “Judas,” artist looks to the ’80s for her returns with his tasty sax for the which has a great beat — and inspiration. clubby closer, “The Edge Of lyrics like “Jesus is my virtue/ “Marry The Night” has a Glory.” “Flashdance” vibe, with catchy And Judas is the demon I cling It may take fans of “The to” and “In the most biblical lyrics amid electronica that Fame” and “The Fame Monster” sense/ I am beyond repentance.” a few listens to get into “Born begs for flashing neon lights. “Americano,” which Gaga Lead single, “Born This Way,” This Way,” but when they do, wrote in response to Arizona’s pays, perhaps unintentionally, there’ll be no turning back from homage to another over-the-top immigration law, features the dance floor. artist Gaga’s been compared to: Spanish guitar and hand claps with lyrics in English and Madonna. While the song and -- Nikki M. Mascali Spanish. “Hair” has woeful sax chorus gets under your skin, Weekender Editor

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Ray Manzarek & Roy Rogers

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A little too ‘Translucent’ In what could be described as an attempt at recapturing the magic that was made on their first collaboration, “Ballads Before the Rain,” The Doors co-founder and keyboardist Ray Manzarek and slide-guitar master Roy Rogers have teamed up again for “Translucent Blues,” a hard, contemporary blues/jazz venture. The album takes flight with Manzarek and Rogers alternating on vocals, and that juxtaposition results in a grating

effect — one that is especially apparent on songs like “Hurricane” and the bizarre ending of “Tension.” The biggest glimmer of hope is found on “Blues In My Shoes,” where the hook is undeniably contagious, while “Kick” leaves the listener feeling cold. “As You Leave,” a somber lament, and “An Organ, a Guitar and a Chicken Wing,” a jazz riff, are both instrumental, melodically complete and easy to get lost in. In fact, the entire album would have had more punch as an instrumental-only endeavor, because the vocals tend to muddy the otherwise tight arrangement. Putting aside the actual music, it’s hard to overlook some of the song titles and their obvious similarities to Doors titles, like “Fives and Ones” and “Greenhouse Blues.” This wouldn’t be important if it weren’t for the fact that some of Manzarek’s keyboard work — such as on “Game of Skill” — also maintains a vague similarity to his work in The Doors. He does deserve to be given the benefit of the doubt though, because, despite his obvious preoccupation with the band that made him famous, perhaps that is simply his signature sound. “Translucent Blues,” even with the talent of both artists, is a complex composition that has moments of tuneful beauty, along with many moments of disappointment.

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Anything Go Wrong,” which has all of the fire that Face to Face had on its first albums. While that energy shows itself elsewhere (“Bombs Away,” “Blood In The Water”), some tracks occasionally start to sound a little tired (“Stop Gap,” “Pushover”), and some riffs even seem like they’re recycled from the band’s prior work. Trever Keith’s vocals also seem lackluster, both in delivery and content. Face to Face was never really known for highly intellectual lyrics, opting instead to use words that their audience could easily relate to while still being Face to Face meaningful. However, many of the “Laugh Now, Laugh Later” lyrics on this album seem as though they were chosen solely for their sing-along W W ½ qualities and often lack real substance. RATING: “Laugh Now, Laugh Later” is not a bad album per se, but Face to Face is a band capable of something better. Perhaps it just needs more time to get in sync and back to where it was before, or “Laugh Now, Laugh Later” is the first perhaps it really has run out of gas and new album from Southern California will simply coast for a while longer. Fans punk-rockers Face to Face in nearly nine will appreciate the fact that their heroes years. Initially calling it quits after a are back in action, but this album won’t 2004 farewell tour, the band reformed for sustain their appetite for long. a stint on the Warped Tour a few years ago and, to the delight of fans, decided to stay together. With a slightly revamped lineup, Face to Face would seem to be ready to entertain a whole new -- Stephanie DeBalko generation of disaffected youngsters. -- Michael Irwin The album starts strong with “Should Weekender Staff Writer Weekender Correspondent

Top 8 at 8 with Ralphie Aversa 8. Jesse J./B.O.B.: “Price Tag” 7. Pitbull/Ne-Yo: “Give Me Everything” 6. Bruno Mars: “The Lazy Song” 5. The Script: “For The First Time” 4. Black Eyed Peas: “Just Can’t Get Enough”

3. Britney Spears: “Till The World Ends” 2. Katy Perry/Kanye West: “E.T.” 1. Adele: “Rolling In The Deep”

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7. Brad Paisley: “This Is Country Music” 8. Various: “Now 38 That’s What I Call Music” 9. Beastie Boys: “Hot Sauce Committee Part Two” 10. Wiz Khalifa: “Rolling Papers”

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but then again ... By Jim Rising

Weekender Correspondent

'Idol' pondering

Scotty McCreery, 17, was named winner of the tenth season of ‘American Idol’ last week.

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have finally figured out the appeal of “American Idol.” Let me preface this with the usual “I don’t watch much TV.” In my case, this happens to be true. The TV is on in the room where I am pondering, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while the long-suffering wife views the shows she likes. “American Idol,” “The Biggest Amazing Loser,” “You Are Too Fat To Dance” and others. I think those are ones she is into. My tastes in video entertainment run to documentary and other films. This is not meant to sound as elitist as it is coming off. I read and watch a lot of dreck. I watch stuff that would make most run screaming from the room, find a gun and shoot the screen. Trust me. But the other night, I watched the entire finale of “American Idol” and about three-quarters of the way through, I had an understanding of the show’s broad appeal and continued popularity. ’Cause let’s face it: It’s really not that good a show. But with 10 years behind it, most of which have seen it scored as the highest rated on TV, and multiple judge changes, the show seems destined to continue as a benchmark in modern entertainment. I asked myself, why?

In order for me to understand anything, I have to place it in a context I am familiar with. I think “American Idol” is the old “The Ed Sullivan Show” reincarnated. For those unfamiliar, Ed Sullivan hosted his show on Sunday nights for 24 seasons. It was a “variety” show, with a dozen performers each night, some of them established stars, but many of them very new to the entertainment scene. Some not very good. Ed presided over it all with a stone face and a delivery as warm and inviting as a cigarstore Indian. Ed would host big stars like The Beatles and then a comedian. An animal act and then puppets. Something for the whole family. The other night “American Idol” had a huge variety as well. It truly was an accurate sampling of showbiz today. The competition really was just part of it. The real draw? Big stars like Bono. Comedian Jack Black. An animal act, Lady Gaga. And presiding over the whole deal, as stiff as a puppet, Ryan Seacrest. Kinda made me miss old Ed.

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Martin Bedard, above, beat his previous high score — three times, no less — on ‘Turbo Outrun’ while attending PAX East 2011.

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s I walked into the arcade free play room at PAX East 2011 in Boston, I could see that something was out of place. In the dimly lit room, I noticed that several machines had been cordoned off from the rest of the room. Cameras were set up, focused on the people playing the machines as several officials with clipboards walked around them. I stopped one of the officials and asked what was going on. Apparently, I was witnessing history being made. It was an invitation-only event that was being put on by Aurcade, a scoring entity that specifically tracks arcade games. It was meant to showcase the talent of several world record holders at PAX East 2011, and there they were, each playing the games they were the best at. One of the players was Martin Bedard, a 29-year-old man from Montreal. He was playing “Super Outrun,” and had been going at it all day, wrestling with a faulty pedal as he drove the score higher and higher. While people stood on,

watching and wondering whether he’d be able to capture the title one more time, he just kept playing. As we attended panels, played games and went about our business, Bedard played on. Finally, he did it. He claimed the high score, got it checked out and made official. And then, unbelievably, he did it again. “Why ‘Turbo Outrun?’“ I asked, as I caught up with him between record-setting attempts. Was it something about the game? The physics? The artwork? “I like racing games.” Bedard said. “I like the ‘Outrun’ series, in general; the original was pretty good. This one’s definitely interesting, as well. You don’t see it as much as the original ‘Outrun.’ One day, I just picked it up; it was fun.” To become a world record holder, however, you need more than just a passion for the game, it takes practice. Lots of practice. About 80-100 hours worth, which is how much Bedard estimates he’s logged on the game. But don’t

make the mistake of believing that Bedard is a one-trick pony. He doesn’t just hold the record for “Turbo Outrun,” he also holds records for “Smash TV,” “Depth Charge,” “1942” and more. Whatever it takes to be the world’s greatest, Bedard has it. He wasn’t the only one, though. Pat Laffaye stood at the “Frogger” machine, attempting to break his own world record. You might not have ever heard of Laffaye, but you’ve probably heard of George Costanza, a fictional character on the TV show “Seinfeld.” In an episode of “Seinfeld,” Costanza finds a “Frogger” machine that still displays his record score of 860,630 points, a score he’s willing to go to absurd lengths to preserve. Although the score was completely made up, it stood for over a decade, until Laffaye beat it by racking up 896,980 points. Meanwhile, Donald Hayes (no relation to the NFL widereceiver) was grappling with “Super Zaxxon” as Laszlo Takacs attempted to conquer “Tempest.” Out of all of them, Martin Bedard was the only one to beat his previous high score, which he did three times while he was there. It was an amazing feat to watch. It’s rare that you get to meet someone who can do something that no one else can. Maybe it’s not quite the same as meeting an astronaut, or a gold-medal Olympian, but to shake hands with a man who is not simply among the greatest, but, in fact, the world’s greatest player is a rare treat, indeed. W

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hen Tim Farley began work on his first solo album last fall, he didn’t know that by the time it would be completed, his band of the past nine years, Panacea, would be no more. But that’s what has happened. Just five weeks ago, Panacea, one of NEPA’s best hardrock groups, disbanded. And in just three weeks, Farley will release his first solo CD, “A Good Problem To Have.” But Farley makes it clear that — at least from his perspective — there is no relation between the two. “My priority was always Panacea,” he says. “We had shows that we were playing and were still going full throttle, so this solo thing was kind of a side project that I was going to do whenever I could. I had a lot of songs written that weren’t ‘Panacea material,’ but being a musician and an artist, I still wanted to pursue them. And everybody in Panacea, for a very long time, was completely supportive.” Thus, Farley says the eventual

break up of Panacea came as a surprise. “I was under the impression we were still going to write another record, and I had a bunch of songs ready to go,” he says. “And to be honest, I can’t exactly put my finger on one straw that broke the camel’s back, but people weren’t on the same page. Ultimately, we’re still cordial and still friendly, but things got really complex, and if everybody’s not rowing in the same direction, you’re not getting anywhere.’’ Now, Farley is rowing forward. “A Good Problem To Have,” was recorded at Saturation Acres Recording Studio with Bret Alexander. It will be available at Gallery of Sound, FYE, iTunes, CD Baby and Amazon. Studio musicians on the album include guitarist Pat Flynn, guitarist Dustin Drevitch, drummer Zhach Kelsch, bassist Matt Jaffin and keyboardist Adam Tarin. Farley says that images of Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, The Smiths, Tom Petty and Kings of Leon all come to mind

when he thinks about the album. Topics such as the passing of youth, his marriage and even the trials of music business helped inspire some of the songs. “It’s like an indie-pop-meets-aRadiohead kind of thing,” says Farley. “I like spatial guitars, and I like pop melodies. The song ‘Hindsight,’ for example, I can’t imagine that coming across as a Panacea song, just for the simple fact that it’s so pop. And there’s another song called ‘Waiting On Me’ that definitely has more of a country, ’50s vibe to it.” As one might expect, Farley says releasing a solo LP has been exciting and liberating, yet also a bit daunting. He adds, however, that he truly enjoyed the artistic freedom. “It was nice to not have so many opinions,” he says with a chuckle. “Not that I didn’t like it, but when there’s four guys writing a song, it’s a little more difficult to get to the end than when there’s one or two guys writing. And the guys that played on the album were extremely open to anything. They were like, ‘It’s your project. It’s your song. You tell me what you want, and I’ll do it.’ They were extremely professional, which I thought was wonderful.” Farley says he’s well aware that there will be comparisons to the two CDs and two EPs he recorded with Panacea. And he’s OK with that. He just hopes people enjoy the music. “I hope it connects with people,” he says. “I always put a lot of time and thought into what I’m writing and how I’m writing it, and what it might mean to someone else. I hope they can get their own meaning out of the songs. I want it to stand on its own two feet, and I want it to be its own entity. And I hope people listen to it with an open mind and with a fresh point of view.” W Info: www.farleymusic.com

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ccording to his family’s pastor, singer Sean Kingston is in critical but stable condition following a Jet Skiing accident Sunday evening. Pastor Mark Hattabaugh says that doctors called Kingston’s prognosis later Sunday, “good.” Miami’s Local 10 station reported that around 6 p.m., Kingston and a passenger slammed into a bridge that serves as the only gateway between an exclusive neighborhood in South Florida and the rest of the city. TMZ first noted that the “Beautiful Girls” singer was in critical condition and that officials do not believe alcohol was a factor. After receiving treatment in the trauma unit, Kingston was moved to the intensive care unit, where he remained as of press time. Hattabaugh, who visited with the artist and his family in Jackson Memorial Hospital, told “The Ralphie Radio Show” via Twitter that paramedics are stabilizing the artist and that he has a recovery process ahead of him. The pastor also said on Twitter that Kingston’s family is a regular at his church, and that Sean is there from time to time. Kingston last joined “The RRS” in September during my coverage of arrivals at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. The Jamaican-American singer last toured on both legs of Justin Bieber’s “My World Tour.” Kingston dropped his “King of Kingz” mixtape in February. DRUNK LIL JON ON PITBULL Just because Lil Jon is so drunk that he limits an interview to two questions doesn’t mean he still can’t speak coherently about the success of his good friend and artist that he

brought into the mainstream, Pitbull. “I believed in that dude from day one,” he said after his DJ set at Mohegan Sun’s Ultra 88 Nightclub in Uncasville, Conn. “That’s why I f--ked with him, because he had a lot of talent. I saw potential that he could do something that nobody had ever done before.” That “day one” that “The King of Crunk” referred to took place in Miami. Pitbull was once “Mr. 305,” a Miami area code. Now the rapper is the self-proclaimed, “Mr. Worldwide,” and Jon doesn’t find that a stretch the least bit. “He’s just killin’ it, like this new record he’s got with Ne-Yo (‘Give Me Everything’) is going to be a No. 1 worldwide smash,” the “Celebrity Apprentice” star predicted. “He’s amazing. I got a lot of respect for him because if you interview him, he’ll tell you he learned a lot from me, he learned a lot from (Dr.) Luke. To be a good artist and a good entrepreneur and entertainer, you have to listen to other people and watch and learn. That’s what he did.” Like any good teacher, Jon practices what he preaches: For most of the night at Ultra 88, the DJ played up-tempo pop and dance remixes, despite some of his most popular hits falling in the hip-hop genre. “I’m in a dance world,” he admitted. “I DJ raves and shit all the time, so yeah, I do a lot of different stuff.” Heck, he even grants interviews after a night of DJing and drinking. Unfortunately, he was serious about that whole two question thing. W Listen to The Ralphie Radio Show weekdays from 7 p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.

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AFA GALLERY

514 Lackawanna Ave #1, Scranton 570.969.1040 - Lewis & Clarke / Mike Quinn: June 4, 8 p.m., $10

14TH ANNUAL BRIGGS FARM BLUESFEST

July 8-9, on-site camping, tickets available via briggsfarm.com or 570.379.2003 - Main stage: Andrew Jr. Boy Jones, Eddie Shaw & The Wolfgang, Teeny Tucker, Alexis P. Suter Band, Chainsaw Dupont, James Armstrong, Terry “Harmonica” Bean, Jimmy “Duck” Holmes - Back Porch stage: Lonnie Shields, Jimmy “Duck” Holmes, Terry “Harmonica” Bean, Eli Cook, Eli Cook, Mark Armstrong, Vandalay Industries

CAESARS POCONO RESORTS

1.877.800.5380 www.CPResorts.com - Shirley Reeves: June 4 - Boogie Wonder Band: June 10-11 - New York’s Funniest: June 24-25 - Bill Cosby: June 26 - Rubix Kube (’80s tribute): July 8-9 - Howie Mandel: July 24 - Bill Engvall: Aug. 14 - The Four Tops: Aug. 26 - Brian Regan: Sept. 25

CHICORY HOUSE

Phone: 570.825.8772 www.chicoryhouse.com - Crooked Sixpence: June 4, Church of Christ Uniting (Sprague Avenue, Kingston). No partner or previous experience necessary. $9 adults, $25 families. Call 333.4007 or visit or folkoresociety.org for info

DOWNTOWN ARTS

(47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre) - Corey B / Penpal / Shakenbake / Conscious Pilot: June 10, 9 p.m., $10 - Tell Me Tomorrow CD release show ft. Ronnie Williams: June 18, 5:30 p.m., $10 includes CD

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ELEANOR RIGBY’S

603 Route 6, Jermyn www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys - North Eastern Pa’s Summer Kick Off: June 11, 11:30 a.m. - Such Gold: June 12, 6:30 p.m. - Swingin’ Utters: June 16, 6:30 p.m.

- In Alcatraz 1962: June 17, 6 p.m. - Curse of Sorrow: June 18, 7 p.m. - Gabriel The Marine / NGHBRS: June 22, 6:30 p.m. - Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza: June 24, 6 p.m. - Big Giant and the Extravaganza Battle of the Bands: June 25, 5:30 p.m. - This Is Hell: July 8, 6:30 p.m. - Flatfoot 56: Aug. 7, 6:30 p.m. - 10 Years: Aug. 9, 6:30 p.m.

EMBASSY VINYL

352 Adams Ave., Scranton - Echo Whiskey Charlie record release: June 11, 7 p.m., $6 - Tape Deck Mountain / Grooms: June 21, 7 p.m., cost TBA, all ages

F.M. KIRBY CENTER

71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre Phone: 570.826.1100 - Daniel O’Donnell: June 1, 7 p.m., $57-$87 - Drive-By Truckers: June 21, 8 p.m., $28 - Steve Earle and the Dukes (and Duchesses): Aug. 23, 7:30 p.m., $25-$35 - Diana Ross: Sept. 30, 8 p.m., $79.50-$125

KIWANIS WYOMING COUNTY FAIR

Rt. 6, Meshoppen Phone: 570.836.9992 www.wyomingcountyfair.com Sept. 1-6 - Wild World of Animals show: daily, times vary - Gallagher: Sept. 2, 8 p.m. - Katie Armiger / amRadio: Sept. 3, 7 p.m. - The Roots and Boots Tour ft. Aaron Tippin, Sammy Kershaw, Joe Diffie, more: Sept. 4, 7 p.m.

MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE

14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe 570.325.0249 www.jtams.net - Jay Smar & KJ Smile: June 4, 8:30 p.m., $15 - Dave Wilcox: June 10, 8:30 p.m., $26 - The Felice Brothers: June 17, 8:30 p.m., $25 - Louisiana Hoodoo Krewe: June 25, 8:30 p.m., $20 - Bennie And The Jets (Elton John

tribute): July 2, 8:30 p.m., $23 - Greensky Bluegrass: July 15, 8 p.m., $20 - Paul Thorne: July 23, 8:30 p.m., $23 - Jimmy Webb: July 30, 8:30 p.m., $26 - Ryan Montbleau Band: Aug. 19, 8:30 p.m., $18 - The Greencards: Aug. 26, 8:30 p.m., $22 - US Rails: Sept. 2, 8:30 p.m., $18 - Jonathan Edwards Band: Sept. 3, 8:30 p.m., $23 - Real Diamond (Neil Diamond Tribute): Sept. 10, 8:30 p.m., $23 - Simon & Garfunkel Tribute: Sept. 17, 8:30 p.m., $25 - Joy Kills Sorrow: Sept. 24, 8:30 p.m., $18 - Cabinet: Sept. 30, 8:30 p.m., $18

MISERICORDIA UNIVERSITY

301 Lake St., Dallas 570.674.6719 www.misericordia.edu/theartsandmore - Jazz in July: “Old Time is Still a-Flying, The New Torch Bearers of Classic Jazz” ft. Dan Levinson and his New Millennium All Stars: July 18, 8 p.m. $8 lawn, $15 amphitheater, $120 tables for six - Under the Stars Summer Arts Festival ft. Mary Wilson, an original founding member of The Supremes: July 23, 8 p.m., $20 lawn, $30 amphitheater, $270 tables for six.

MOHEGAN SUN ARENA

255 Highland Park Blvd., WilkesBarre Twp. - Michael Buble: June 8, 8 p.m., $61.20-$103.65 - Cirque du Soleil: Quidam: June 15-19, $45.70-$104.15, TIMES VARY - American Idol Live: Aug. 21, 7 p.m., $55.85-$77.45

MOHEGAN SUN AT POCONO DOWNS

1280 Route 315, Plains Twp. Tickets at Mohegan Sun’s Valet Lobby daily from noon-8 p.m. or Ticketmaster - Draw the Line (Aerosmith tribute): June 2 - The Cast of Beatlemania: June 9 - Glimmer Twins (The Rolling Stones tribute): June 16 - Separate Ways (Journey tribute): June 23 - Eddie Money: June 26, 7 p.m., $15-$25 - Landshark (Jimmy Buffet tribute): June 30 - Almost Queen (Queen tribute): July 7 - Runaway (Bon Jovi tribute): July 14 - Unforgettable Fire (U2 tribute):

July 21 - Head Games (Foreigner tribute): July 28 - The Doobie Brothers: July 31, 7 p.m., $25-$40 (on sale 6/30) - INXS: Aug. 7, 7 p.m., $25-$35 (on sale 6/27) - Back in Black (AC/DC tribute): Aug. 4 - Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees tribute): Aug. 11 - Bowzer: Aug. 14, 7 p.m., $16-$20 - 7 Bridges (Eagles tribute): Aug. 18 - Fleetwood Macked (Fleetwood Mac tribute): Aug. 25 - Tony Orlando: Aug. 29, 7 p.m., $15-$25 (on sale 7/12) - Fresh Horses (Garth Brooks tribute): Sept. 1 - Who’s Bad (Michael Jackson tribute): Sept. 4

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15 N. River St., Plains Twp. 570.821.9825 - 3rd Degree: June 10, 9 p.m.

NAY AUG PARK EVENTS

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RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE

665 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 - The Nonrefunables / Eww Yaboo: June 2 - Jam Stampede: June 3 - Push / One.Man.And: June 4 - Clarence Spady Band: June 10 - The Woody Browns Project / Mike Dougherty / Evil Bee: June 11 - Start Making Sense: June 17 - Royal Scam: June 18 - Marco Benevento / Exter vs Kimock: June 23

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Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available - Gloria Gaynor / Ashford & Simpson / Music for Models: June 30, 7 p.m., as part of “A Nod to Greatness: Motown & More,” to help benefit Marley’s Mission.

❏ Sundays in the Bandstand (unless otherwise noted), free. 570.348.4186 - Jim Buckley Jazz Quartet: June 5, 2 p.m. - Ferdie Bistocchi Memorial Orchestra: June 12, 2 p.m. - Fortunes: June 19, 1 p.m. - Mark Montella Quartet: June 26, 2 p.m. - Jim Welch Dixieland Band / Carlene Howard: July 3, 2 p.m., 3 p.m. - Ringgold Pops Orchestra: Mon., July 4, 10:30 a.m. - Fran Burne Quintet: July 10, 2 p.m. - John Andrews Band: July 17, 2 p.m. - Joe Stanky and The Cadets: July 24, 2 p.m. - Bill Arnold Band Music Festival: July 31, 2 p.m.

420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 - Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 8, 5:30 p.m., $19 - Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 29, 5:30 p.m., $19

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SHERMAN THEATER

325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. - Easton Corbin: June 2, 8 p.m., $28 - Chris Isaak: June 12, 8 p.m., $51.25$57.25 - Hollywood Nights / Separate Ways: June 17, 8 p.m., $27 - Robin Trower: June 18, 8 p.m., $35.75 - Uriah Heep: June 24, 8 p.m., $30

PENNSYLVANIA BLUES FESTIVAL

Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton 610.826.7700 www.skibluemt.com July 30-31, on-site camping, for ticket/info, visit website. - John Nemeth, Cyril Neville, Bettye LaVette, Lil’ Ed & The Blues Imperi-

SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER

524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com - Electric Hot Tuna: June 2, 8 p.m., $35 - Dancestand USA ft. The Main Street Cruisers: June 4, 7:30 p.m., $20-$55 - Pocono Raceway Festival ft. Blue Oyster Cult: June 11, noon, $8 - Blue’s Clues Live: Blue’s Birthday Party: June 18-19, TIMES VARY, $13-$17 - New Riders of the Purple Sage: June 24, 8 p.m., $22 - Senses Fail: July 18, 6 p.m., $15

SPYGLASS RIDGE WINERY

105 Carroll Road, Sunbury 570.286.9911 www.spyglassridgewinery.com - Blue Oyster Cult / Foghat: July 9, 8 p.m.


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ELECTRIC FACTORY

3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 - Get the Led Out: June 18, 8:30 p.m. - Dinosaur Jr. “The Bug:” June 24, 8:30 p.m.

THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA

334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 - Feed Me: June 1, 9 p.m. - Lebowski Fest w/ Chipocrite: June 3, 9 p.m. - The Dodos / Gauntlet Hair: June 11, 9 p.m. - Natasha Bedingfield: June 12, 8 p.m.

KESWICK THEATER

Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 - David Sanborn / George Duke / Marcus Miller: June 2, 8 p.m. - Doc Watson & David Holt: June 5, 8 p.m. - The Levon Helm Band: June 8, 7:30 p.m.

MANN MUSIC CENTER

52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia Phone: 215.893.1999 - The Script: June 3, 7:30 p.m.

TOWER THEATER

69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 - Eddie Vedder / Glen Hansard: June 25, 7:30 p.m.

TROCADERO

10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 - Against Me!: June 1, 7 p.m. - Boy Sets Fire: June 2, 7 p.m. - Okkervil River: June 3, 8 p.m. - Death Cab for Cutie: June 4, 7 p.m. - The Radiators: June 5, 7 p.m. - Curren$y: June 7, 7 p.m. - Lyrically Fit: June 9, 9 p.m. - Travia: June 10, 6:30 p.m. - Bluebond Tribute Bands: June 12, 12:30 p.m. - Borgore: June 14, 8 p.m.

SUSQUEHANNA BANK CENTER

1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ. Phone: 609.365.1300 - Phish: June 10, 7:30 p.m. - Diddy / Chris Brown / Keri Hilson: June 19, 4 p.m.

WELLS FARGO (WACHOVIA) CENTER

Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 - New Kids on the Block / Back Street Boys: June 5, 7:30 p.m. - Glee: June 8, 7:30 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA

GIANT CENTER

950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 - Josh Groban: June 15, 7:30 p.m. - WWE Smackdown: June 21, 7:30 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY

BEACON THEATER

2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 - Deep Purple: June 14-15, 8 p.m. - The Monkees Reunion: June 16, 8 p.m. - Peter Frampton: June 17, 8 p.m. - The Ultimate Doo-Wop Show: June 18, 8 p.m. - Kenny G / Michael Bolton: June 19, 8 p.m. - k.d. lang and the Siss Boom Bang: June 20, 8 p.m.

BETHEL WOODS CENTER Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org - Deep Purple: June 12, 7:30 p.m. - Hall and Oates: June 15, 8 p.m.

THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA

17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 - Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti: June 2, 7 p.m. - The Go Go’s: June 3, 7 p.m. - Black Label Society: June 4, 7 p.m. - Curren$y: June 6, 7 p.m. - Diego Torres: June 9, 7:30 p.m. - Natasha Bedingfield: June 10, 7 p.m.

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“It’s really important for me to write and hopefully write something that can stand up next to some of the greatest songs of all time,” he said. “I just try to be as honest as I can and lyrically say things that I would actually say.” Buble said he has also been putting his share of work into his live show, but he admitted it’s been tricky trying to strike the balance he wants in the shows. “Obviously, the production is going to be a lot bigger,” Buble said, noting he wanted the show to be “bombastic and grandiose,” but also intimate. “A good entertainer should be able to get up there with a chair and a balloon and entertain people,” Buble said. “So I don’t want to overdo the production. I want to make sure it’s still a show that has heart and a show that still touches people. I don’t want it to be too over the top, and I don’t want it to be all fireworks and explosions. I want there to be authenticity.” W Michael Buble, Wed., June 8, 8 p.m., Mohegan Sun Arena (255 Highland Park Blvd., WilkesBarre Twp.) $61.20-$103.65, via box office, Ticketmaster. Info: michaelbuble.com, mohegansunarenapa.com

EAT BROWNIES, SLEEP BETTER? When I got wind of Lazy Cakes, I knew I had to try them. No, not because I’m lazy (I’m the exact opposite, actually!), but because the cakes are billed as “the original relaxation brownie” which is supposed to help you sleep, something I, a longtime insomniac, have a hard time doing. According to its press release, Lazy Cakes “are a dietary supplement to aid adults who lead a stressful, energy drink-fueled lifestyle who want to wind down and relax.” To help customers do so, the brownies use a blend of herbal relaxation aids melatonin, valerian root extract, rose hips extract and passion flower. When I got my samples in the mail, I couldn’t wait to try them before bed that night. With its serving size half of the small brownie, I wondered if it would even make an impact, but I ate my serving nonetheless. It had a nice chocolate taste that was slightly dry and within a few minutes, I did feel awash in a calm and cuddly feeling. Within half an hour or so, I was asleep. While I didn’t sleep through the night (as is my custom,) I did fall back asleep quickly. Lazy Cakes, which are available online and in some convenience stores, have been gaining popularity — and notoriety lately, mostly because some people feel the cartoon brownie on the logo is marketed toward children, despite a warning on the label stating the brownies are for adults only. A quick Google search shows many cities across the country looking into an outright ban of the product. To counter some of the recent

press regarding this, Lazy Cakes’ CEO Terry Harris had told me this in an e-mail: “We created Lazy Cakes to provide adults with a great-tasting way to combat the stress associated with our fast-paced lives. Ingredients include items that anyone can purchase at any health food or vitamin store … While in-store placement of our product is the decision of each individual storeowner or manager, we encourage stores to place these products alongside the energy shots or with other dietary supplements that are also produced for adults. … We encourage parents to check the label before providing this or any product to their children.” Lazy Cakes are sold in a three pack ($9.99), a 12 pack ($24.99) or three 12-pack cases ($69.99). Visit mylazycakes.com for info. SANDS GOES BAM! — AGAIN Emeril’s Italian Table will open Saturday, June 4 at Sands Casino Resort (77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem). The restaurant will feature some of Executive Chef/Proprietor Emeril Lagasse’s Italian staples like antipasti, cured meats, wood-burning oven pizzas and more. Lagasse’s first restaurant at the casino, Emeril’s Chop House, opened in May 2009; his Burgers and More opened in November of that year. Emeril’s Italian Table will be open daily from 11 a.m.-11 p.m. For more info, visit pasands.com/ dining. W Send your food and drink news to nmascali@theweekender.com or call 570.831.7322.


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The Houdini Museum Theater (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.342.5555) • Haunted! Mind Mysteries & The Beyond: daily at 7 p.m. through June by reservation only. Daily at 8 p.m. July/August, reservations only, $35/person, includes free snacks, pizza and refreshments at intermission. The Lakeside Players (Lakeville Community Hall, Route 590, Lakeville, across from Caesars Cove Haven, 570.226.6207, www.lakesideplayers.net) • “The Love List:” June 3-5, 10-12, Fri., Sat., 7:30 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m. $12. Side-splitting and thought-provoking comedy about ordering the ideal mate. The Senior Company of the Linn McDonald School of Dance • Annual spring production: June 11, 7:30 p.m., Scranton High School Auditorium. Highlights will include excerpts from 3 classic ballets: Swan Lake, La Fille Mal Gardee and Sleeping Beauty. The second act of the show will feature the LMSD Dancing Dads in “A Tribute to the Beatles.” Tickets available at the door. Call the school at 570.346.7106 for more info.

panist will be provided, and be dressed and equipped to dance. A combination will be taught for you to perform. For more info, call Lee LaChette at 570.991.1817. Pocono Shakes • Have Fun With Shakespeare Workshop: Adults only, June 4, 7 p.m., all ages, June 5, 3-5 p.m., Cheeky Monkey Coffee House (526 Main St, Stroudsburg). This is not a lecture. These are fullparticipation workshops taught by experienced Shakespearean actors with a great sense of humor. The adults-only workshop explores Shakespeare’s naughty side. It uses R-rated language and subjects. Discretion is advised. Both workshops are free. For more info, contact Pocono Shakes at PoconoShakes@gmail.com. Scranton Cultural Center

mail grovetickets@frontier.com. Music Box Players (196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or www.musicbox.org) • 30th Anniversary Musical Memories: June 16-19, 23-26, Thur.-Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m., dinner served 90 minutes before curtain. Highlights of 30 years of wonderful musical theatre. For reservations, call. The Phoenix Performing Arts Center (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, www.phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • Auditions for “Cats” the Broadway Musical: June 22, 23, 6-8:30 p.m. Call backs and casting June 25, 10-noon. Show dates Oct. 7-23, 3 weekends, 9 performances. Rehearsals begin after July 4 and run till the opening of the show. Auditions open to anyone ages 13-20. All roles open. Please bring a prepared song and sheet music, an accom-

(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) ❏ Broadway Theatre League of NEPA presents: • Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 8, July 29, Aug. 19, 5:30 p.m., $16 Shawnee Playhouse (570.421.5093, www.theshawneeplayhouse.com) • “Sisters of Swing: The Story of the Andrew Sisters:” June 1-September 3. $28/adults, $25/ seniors, $15/children under 12. Advance ticket purchase recommended and can be made at www.theshawneeplayhouse.com or by calling 570.421.5093• Impersonators Contest: June 3, 8 p.m. Call for information. • “Nunsense 2: The Second Coming:” June 17-Sept. 4, Fri., Sat. evening performances, 8 p.m., matinees, 2 p.m. Adults/ $28, seniors/$25, children/$15. Call for reservations. Sherman Theatre (524 Main St., Stroudsburg, 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com) • “Ragtime:” July 9, 8 p.m., July 10, 2 p.m. $13-$17. Based on the 1975 novel by E.L. Doctorow.

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Masque Productions at the Grove Theatre (5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuangola, 570.208.7679, grovetickets@verizon.com, www.nuangola-grove.com) • “Crimes of the Heart:” June 3-4, 10-11, 8 p.m., June 5, 12, 3 p.m. This Pulitzer prize-winning tragic comedy relates the stories of three sisters reunited in their Mississippi childhood home after one of them shoots her abusive husband. For ticket info, reservations, call 570.868.3582 or e-

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speak and see POETIC Anthology Books (515 Center St., Scranton, above Outrageous, 570.341.1443, scranthology@gmail.com) All events free, unless otherwise noted. ❏ Writing Groups • Open writers group: Sat., noon led by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. Bring piece of original writing to discuss and critique. Barnes & Noble Booksellers (Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.4210) ❏ Signings: • Ellyn Ramich, author of “411:” June 11, 2-6 p.m. Barnes & Noble WilkesKing’s Booksellers (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) ❏ Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30 p.m. • “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club about Harry Potter: first Wed., 6:307:30 p.m., led by Charles Moore. Costumes encouraged, not required. ❏ Children’s Events: • Young Readers Monthly Activity Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. Ages 8-12. • American Girl Doll Give-A-Way: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. • Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 a.m.-noon. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. The group celebrates all different types of writing styles and formats. Join anytime. Admission free. Call to register. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • “With Bullets Singing All Around Me:” through July 17, Maslow Gallery suite on the 2nd floor. Regional stories of the Civil War. • “Medics in Action: Caring for

the Wounded:” through July 17, downstairs in Gallery One. Osterhout Library (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156, ext. 217) • Socrates Café Discussion Group: June 9, 6:30-8 p.m. • Annual Book Sale: June 18, 20-25. Paper Kite Books (443 Main Street, Kingston, paperkitepress.com) • Poetry Reading: June 3, 7 p.m., featuring Mischelle Anthony and her new collection of poetry, "[Line]," followed by a Limited Open Mic. Starbucks (2030 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Marketplace, 570.824.3735) ❏ Tues. Night Original Music Series: • Kriki: June 14, 21, 7-9 p.m. Tribute Books events (291 West St., Eynon, 570.876.2416) • “Fire Men: Stories from Three Generations of a Firefighting Family” by Gary R. Ryman Book Signing, June 24, 6-9 p.m., Tiffany’s Tap & Grill (291 Main Street, Eynon), 570.876.0710. West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Free. Features an informal discussion of member-selected books. • Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free.

VISUAL AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.com) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Life Drawing sessions: every Tues., 7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info, 561.7817. • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA, $2 student.

• Post Industrial Iron: A Cast Iron/ Forged Iron Exhibition: June 2-24, reception June 3, 6-8 p.m. Juried by Vaughn Randall of Suni Cortland. • Annual student art exhibit: June 25, 6-8 p.m. Features original works by the students of artist/art educator Virginia P. Sosik in oil, watercolor and more. Free and open to the public. Artspace Gallery (221 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737) Gallery Hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m., Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment. • “Us and them:” through July 10, art by Ken Connor and Dean Dorman. Artist reception June 4, 5-8 p.m., free to the public. ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815) Gallery summer hours: Tues.-Fri., 10 a.m-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m., or by appointment. • Five from the American Watercolor Society: June 3-July 28. Will showcase the works of 5 of its members. Opening reception June 3, 6-8 p.m., gallery talk at 7 p.m. The Butternut Gallery & Second Story Books (204 Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) • “focus-exploring our regional sense of place:” third annual juried exhibit of paintings, photographs and three-dimensional pieces by area artists, through June 4 during regular gallery hours: Thu.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m., Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m. All proceeds go to the Montrose Library & Hospital Building Fund. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Terra Emota:” June 3-29. Opening reception June 3, 6-8:30 p.m. Photographs by Chip Forelli.

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Dakota Ridge Gallery (9 West Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 570.325.2082, DakotaRidgeGallery.com ) • “Architectural Surreal:” through July 31. The photographs of R. Alexander Trejo highlight his passion for architectural subjects and their relation to surreal and romantic art. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org)

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metal detector and hoping to find buried treasure, here are a few tips: For petites, it sometimes pays off to look in the children’s section. Oftentimes shoved in between a novelty cartoon T-shirt and an old Little League baseball tee hides a vintage band tee that’s perfect for cutting up and pairing with a pair of blue jeans. When looking for the perfect pair of “mom jeans” to cut into high-waisted shorts, keep in mind that the best way to judge how highwaisted a pair of jeans are is to look at how wide and long the zipper is. Denim jackets are a great staple to have in anyone’s wardrobe, but if you want to do something a little different, find a faded denim jacket and hack the sleeves off to make an instant denim vest that you can add studs, patches or whatever else you want to it. The most important thing to keep in mind is not to look at anything as a onedimensional item of clothing — they are now opportunities waiting to be anything you want to make them. Get creative, and think outside the box, or you’ll end up frustrated and empty-handed. Thrift stores are like the end of the clothing circle of life filled with clothing that had once been someone’s favorite wardrobe piece and now is cast aside and collecting dust. I like to think that when I shop in one I’m breathing new life into forgotten old pieces that someone had once cherished. W Larksville native Janelle Engle will attend The Art Institute of Philadelphia for fashion merchandising this fall.

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hrift shopping is a frustrating activity that involves a lot more patience and determination than when someone shops at any regular department store. Yet the rewards, not to mention the prices, make it worthwhile. In fact, the complete disorderly process of it is why I love it so much. It’s like treasure hunting without any direction or even a map. You’re completely on your own to stumble upon just the thing your wardrobe has been missing or that one-of-a-kind vintage jewel. If you are one of those people who feel like thrift shopping is the equivalent to going on the beach with a

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Admission $5 adults; $3 students/seniors; $2 children 6-12; Everhart Museum members free. • “With bullets singing all around me:” Regional Stories of the Civil War: through July 17. • “Medics In Action: Caring For the Wounded:” through July 17. Gallery at the Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) • “The Flower Show:” through June 26. Junior League of Scranton • “KnowMe: Positive Expressions Through Art:” June 3, at First Friday Scranton at Urban Vibes, Spruce Street. Mahady Gallery (Marywood University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, marywood.edu/galleries.) Gallery hours: Monday through Friday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. • “Graduate Exhibition:” through June 17. In gallery and Main Lobby, Shields Center for Visual Arts. Free and open to the public during gallery hours. Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • Northeast Photography Club Juried Exhibit: through July 2. Areas of photographic interests include portraiture, nature, sports and street photography, digital editing and enhancing. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 978.501.7812) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. • “Family Ties:” June 2-26, opening reception June 3 6-9 p.m. as part of the First Friday art walk. Juried group exhibit featuring local and nationally recognized artists.

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Northern Light Espresso Bar (536 Spruce St., Scranton) • Mark S. Ciocca: through June, a collection of hand-pulled silkscreen & relief prints and pen & ink illustrations. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art)

Summer Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m. • Exhibit by Pringle native Steve Poleskie: through June 19. • “The Mary Wilson Supremes Collection:” July 23-Oct. 17, featuring the gowns of Mary Wilson, a founding member of The Supremes, in conjunction with Wilson’s Under the Stars Summer Arts Festival performance July 23. Open reception July 22, 5-8 p.m., features Q&A with Wilson. $40 limited tickets available, $360 “Supreme Experience’’ includes opening reception for six, festivaltable seating for six at concert. Call 674.6719 for tickets. Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/ schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 5-8 p.m. • Annual Student Show: through July 1. Exhibit of graphics, paintings, photography, computer graphics and portfolios by students of LCCC art dept. • Pink Ribbon Exhibit: July 8-Aug 6. Artwork by area artists with donation to Breast Cancer Awareness.

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Sordoni Art Gallery at Wilkes University (150 S. River St., Stark Learning Center) Gallery summer hours: Fri., Sun., noon-4:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. • “Near and Far: Landscapes from the Sordoni Art Gallery Permanent Collection:” June 10-Aug. 7. Features favorites from the permanent collection ranging widely in period, subject matter and medium. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) • “Nostalgic Impressionism:” through June 30, featuring Dutch artist Matthys Abas. Opening reception June 3, 6-9 p.m. with live music. ❏ Children and adult art classes • Ceramic sculpture and the Children’s Art Corner: Call Tom Gates, 877.3261 • Drawing and painting classes: Call Karen Mahalik 383.1220 • Private Photoshop classes: Call Gerry Stankiewicz, 709.9203 Vision Burn Tattoo and Gallery (1211 Wheeler Ave., Dunmore) • Monthly Art Show: June 4, 6-10 p.m. Free food and beverages, features work by local artists. Widmann Gallery (Located in King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, WilkesBarre, 208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. • “Finding Home:” through June 24. Features photography by local artist Shane Montross. W

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3rd Annual Powering Past Pancreatic Cancer 5K Run / 1 Mile Walk June 4, 10 a.m., registration 8 a.m., Kirby Park. $20 fee, survivors free. Contact Jacki Reilly Degnan at 570.239.3107 for details.

Breathe Deep Northeastern Pennsylvania, June 11, 10:30 a.m., Kirby Park, Wilkes-Barre. $25 includes a T-shirt. Benefit walk is sponsored by the LUNGevity Foundation to aid in the early detection and treatment of lung cancer. Register at lungevity.org/nepa or by calling 570.690.6111.

Alex’s Lemonade Stand June 11, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Frontier Communications, Back Mt. Little League Field, Church St, Dallas, raffles, character appearances, food. For info, visit http://www.alexslemonade.org/ mypage/71247.

Fallen Officers Remembered (2001 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort, 570.760.3833) • Airport Day: June 18, 11 a.m.-6 p.m., benefits FOR. Features scenic flights, vendors, raffles, food, Moon Bounce, more.

Blue Ridge Trail Golf Club Inaugural Pink and Blue Tournament June 15, noon, Blue Ridge Trail Golf Club (Mountaintop), $90/golfer or $360/foursome. Gold sponsorship, $500, corporate sponsorships available. Awards presentation & dinner will follow tournament. To register or for more info call 570.868.GOLF (4653) or emaild-

Fight for Air Walk June 4, 10 a.m., King’s College Betzler Field, ages 8+, walk the dry or watersprinkler route. Features complimentary lunch post-walk at Mohegan Sun, a health fair with screenings and an ice cream social. Call 570.823.2212 or visit www.lunginfo.org/wbwalk for info.

Fundraiser to help save baby Myah June 10, 7 p.m.-2 a.m., Boozers Sports Bar (635 Main St., Avoca), $5, door prizes, entertainment by K2O, Sodaboy, and Darin C., basket raffles, 50/50 drawings, regular bar & Red Cat wine bar. Leukemia benefit will fund Myah’s cord blood transplant surgery in July. Liam’s Lighthouse Foundation 2nd Annual Happy Hour June 4, 6-8 p.m., The Red Mill (340 South Main Street, Pittston). A $10 donation will be asked at the door, $1.50 domestic draft special. The Foundation’s 3rd Annual Golf Tournament will be held June 5, Sand Springs Country Club (10 Club House Drive, Drums). For more info, visit liamslighthousefoundation.org. Make-A-Wish (800.480.WISH, www.wishgreaterpa.org) events: • Tobyhanna Federal Credit Union’s 8th Annual Golf Tournament: June 13, Ridge Trail Golf Club, Mountain Top, benefits Make-A-Wish Foundation and The Fisher House. Call Nina Waskev-

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ich, 866.TOBYFCU ext. 109 for sponsorship/registration packet or visit tobyhannafcu.org for info. The Pampered Chef Bingo June 4, 5-7:30 p.m., doors open 4:30 p.m., Harford Fire Hall, $20 donation for 20 games. Food, refreshments and baked goods for sale. All proceeds benefit Avon Walk for Breast Cancer. For tickets or info contact Charlene at 570.396.4060 or candcpepper@gmail.com. Pauly Friedman 5K Family Walk-Run Aug. 14, registration 8:30 a.m., walk 9:30 a.m., Misericordia University (Lake St., Dallas). Postevent party at Banks Cafeteria. Call 570.823.5144 for info. Peaceful Valley Equestrian Center (Centermoreland, Route 2020, Wyoming County, 570.333.barn or 570.406.6911, pvec-pa.com) • Horses 4 Hope: June 4, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., pony rides, horse demonstrations, horseshoe tournament, exhib-

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its, kid’s activities, basket raffle, vendors, food. Proceeds from all sponsorships and basket raffle benefit Wyoming Valley Children’s Association. Walk 2 Miles In My Shoes for R.S.D. June 12, registration noon-1 p.m., walks 1 p.m., McDade Park, Scranton. $50 walkers with sponsors, $10 without sponsors. Call 50.876.4034 for info.

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Walk for Lung Cancer June 11, registration 9 a.m., program 10 a.m., 5K walk, 10:30 a.m., Kirby Park (Kingston). In memory of Allan Makowski. Visit www.lungevity.org/neap for more info.

EVENTS 2nd Annual Global Etsy Craft Party Day June 10, 6-9 p.m., New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton). Local Etsy

SEE AGENDA, PAGE 45 DOWN 1 Matterhorn, e.g. 2 Place to graze 3 Disappointments 4 Immediate 5 Deviate off course 6 “The View” alumna Lisa 7 Follow 8 Carrot cousin 9 Hexagonal state 10 Admonition to Nanette 11 Skewer 16 Party bowlful 20 Present 21 Actor LaBoeuf 22 Stockings 23 Listener 27 Clear the tables 29 Massages 30 List-ending abbr. 31 Eyelid woe 33 Bullring VIPs 35 Fellow 38 Shooter ammo 40 Jamie-Lynn’s “Sopranos” role 43 Was sore 45 Id counterpart 46 Press 47 Simple 48 Go by 49 Session with a shrink 53 Historic period 54 Pinch 55 Crafty

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Ride of the Week

Special to the Weekender

By Justin Brown

Weekender Correspondent

The intern wears Prada

2002 TOYOTA CELICA GT

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Owner:

Art Gialanella of Kingston

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“When I first purchased the Celica two years ago, I wasn’t really into cars,” Gialanella says. “I was just looking for something convenient to get around in.” As time progressed, though, the car sparked his interest and modifying it became a project for him and his friend, Tom. So far the two have altered everything from the painted engine block and underglow lighting that pulses to music and LEDGlow underbody kit and LEDGlow Low interior lighting and a custom interior dash. Gialanella says that while the Celica may not be the fastest car around, “it definitely turns some heads.” W

Do you know who your new internship supervisor is yet?” my friend Chelsey asked as we were approaching the E! Entertainment building. Chelsey was an intern for another department at E!, and we became fast friends after meeting at a luncheon, where we discovered we were both from Pennsylvania. “No clue,” I answered. It was two months into my internship, and my supervisor was leaving because she got a job as an assistant to Tina Fey’s talent manager. All of the interns at “True Hollywood Story” were upset she was about to leave and were not looking forward to having a new boss. “Ohmigod!” Chelsey shouted as we were crossing the street. “Look at Kristen! She’s holding a briefcase.” Kristen was a girl that interned with me, and was the most stuck-up twat you could ever come across. Not only did she walk around like her shit smelled of ice cream, she also talked as if she were delivering the 5 o’clock news. “Why would she need a briefcase?” demanded Chelsey. “She needs something to carry that stick she always has up her ass,” I said. The fact of the matter was that it was very odd for her to be carrying a briefcase as an intern. The executive producer of the show we interned for didn’t even carry a briefcase! That day we were supposed to bring in our resumes for our supervisor to help us

“You’re from Minnesota,” I told her. “What do you have to be so stuck up about?”

Today’s fellow intern could be tomorrow’s boss from hell … tweak. As all of the interns carried our resumes in our backpacks, Kristen felt it necessary to buy a new briefcase for the document. Later that day, while all of the interns were sharing our resumes with each other, I decided to be nice and ask to see her resume, even though I didn’t give a rat’s ass what was on it. “Umm, I wouldn’t really feel comfortable with you looking at my resume,” she barked in the same tone as if she were reporting a tragic car accident. “You’re from Minnesota,” I told her. “What do you have to be so stuck up about?” She wouldn’t look at me for the rest of the day, which was no punishment in my eyes. The next day our supervisor gathered all of the interns together. “As you know I’m leaving next week,” our supervisor explained. “I just wanted to tell everyone that your new supervisor, the person taking my place, is Kristen!” Oh, shit! W Follow Justin on Twitter @sorrymomanddad and check out Facebook.com/ sorrymomanddad.


sellers will sell their hand-made and vintage goods and be actively making crafts. Free and open to the public. Guests will be able to make and take crafts and shop for interesting and unique items. Please visit meetup.com/etsy/Scranton-PA for more info. 3rd Annual Grace Episcopal Golf Tournament June 6, 1 p.m., Sand Springs Country Club (10 Clubhouse Drive, Drums), $80/golfer, dinner, $35 dinner only. Call 570.287.8440 for info. 4th Annual Forest Hill Cemetery Tour June 5, 12, 1 p.m., Forest Hill Cemetery (1830 Jefferson Ave., Dunmore). Celebrating the 150th anniversary of Scranton’s local connection to the Civil War. Free and open to the public, bring chairs/ blankets. Breakfast Buffet, Chinese Auction June 12, 8 a.m.-noon, Pond Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co. (344 Pond Hill Mountain Rd., Wapwallopen). $7/ adults, $3.50/children ages 5-12. Take-outs available. Call 570.379.2204 for info. Cameo House Bus Tours (Anne Postupack, 570.655.3420,

anne.cameo@verizon.net, checks to 933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa. 18643) • Brooklyn: June 26, includes Brooklyn Flea Market, Park Slope, Canal Street, Little Italy. Cooper’s Jimmy Buffet & the Coral Reefer Band Bus Trip June 23, concert in Camden, $145 includes party at Cooper’s Cabana June 18 w/free food & drink specials, round trip Motor Coach, lawn seat ticket and pre-concert tailgate party. To book call 570.706.8687, mention promo code Cooper’s Seafood. ∝ Dallas Baptist Church (Memorial Highway, Dallas, 570.639.5099, office@dallasbaptistchurch.org) • Free car wash, June 5, noon-3 p.m. A suggested donation of $5 is greatly appreciated. Any donations collected will go into a fund to help defray costs for a missions trip to Nicaragua. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: ❏ Kids Classes: • Acting Camp for Kids: Camp 1: June 20-24, 10:30 a.m.-noon, ages 7-12, $60/week. Camp 2: June 20-24, 2-3 p.m., July 25-29, 2-3:30 p.m., ages 4-6,

$40/week. • Crazy Commercials: June 20-24, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m., ages 9-14, $60. Students will create crazy products and commercials to sell them. • Quilting for Kids: Wed. through July 20, 3:30-5 p.m., ages 6+, $6/ class; children learn early American quilting techniques. ❏ Intergenerational Classes: • Open Studio: Painting, Drawing & Pottery: June 7, 14, 28, 7-8:30 p.m., 13+, $50/four classes, $15/class. Call to register. • Quilting: Wed. through July 20, 6-7:30 p.m., 13+. $6/class. Learn early American quilting techniques to make double pinwheel quilt. All materials provided, call to register. ❏ Adult Classes: • Decorative Painting: June 15, 22, 29, noon-3 p.m., 16+, $20/class + cost of painting surface. Pre-registration required, call to sign up. • Pottery and Sculpture: June 6, 13, 27, July 11, 7-8:30 p.m., $60. all materials provided, all levels of experience. Call to register. • Spanish for Beginners: Wed., through June 8, 7-8 p.m., $50. Learn basic Spanish phrases/vocabulary. Call to register. • Photography for Beginners: June 13, 20, 7-9 p.m., June 11, 1-3 p.m., 16+, $75. • Introduction to stained glass: June 13, 6-9 p.m., 16+, $60. Create stained

glass pieces. Call to register. ❏ Special Events: • Grand Canyon of Pa. Bus Trip: June 2, leave 7:45 a.m., return about 7 p.m., $100, space limited, call to register. • Songs & Games for Tots: June 18, July 16, 11 a.m., free. A fast-paced musical experience. Call to register. • Bridal Bliss: A Runway Retrospective Show: June 26, 1 p.m., $40 advance, $45 door, if available. Call to reserve, benefits Dietrich Theater. Showcases historical evolution of bridal attire featuring local models and gowns from Wyoming and nearby counties. Dessert provided. • Everhart Museum Bus Trip: July 9, departs from Dietrich 9:30 a.m., returns 2 p.m., $10/person. Box lunch included. Pre-registration required. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • “Charlotte’s Web,” an original children’s ballet performed by Dance Theatre of Wilkes-Barre: June 5, 1 p.m., $10. Call 905.7308 for info. Heritage Explorer Bike Tour and Festival June 18, Mellow Park (Peckville). Volunteers needed. Sponsorship and vendor deadline June 4. Registration fees vary. For more info or to sign up, visit heritageexplore-

r.org. Joseph W. Hall Memorial Auxiliary to the Clarks Summit Fire Company • 4th Annual Flea Market and Craft show: June 4, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. (rain or shine), Clarks Summit Fire House (321 Bedford Street, Clarks Summit). For more info, and vendors seeking reservations, call 570.586.5645. Lackawanna College events: ❏ Environmental Institute events: (Rt. 435, Covington Twp., 570.842.1506, www.lackawanna.edu) • Feather Art: through June 2, free with local artist Allen Crothamel. • Natural Wonders: every other Thurs. through June 2, 1-2:30 p.m., ages 3-5, cost $40/6-class series. Pre-registration required.

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Luzerne County Down Syndrome Network • Family Fun Day: June 5, lunch and tickets given noon, Pavilion V. $6/ person, individuals with Down syndrome and children ages 4 and under are free. Each person receives meal and $5 worth of ride tickets. For more info contact Cindy Taylor at 570.826.6128. Monroe County Garden Club

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obby Soper: Father, husband and head of one of the most successful businesses in Northeastern Pennsylvania. As president of Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs, Bobby has been a key player in bringing entertainment to an entirely new level. But his level of commitment surpasses the walls of the casino. Bobby sits on the board of directors for nine local organizations and is an active volunteer for multiple agencies. Occupation: President, Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs Hobbies: Listening to ’80s music, lying on the beach, riding roller coasters. Favorite quote: “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” Claim to fame: I always go “all-in” on my last hand when playing blackjack. Favorite childhood game: Monopoly. One thing most people don’t know about me: I can swim under water for more than 60 seconds. One thing I’ve always wanted to do: Travel to the Far East, especially Macau, China. Community involvement: Board of Directors of the Wilkes-Barre Chamber of Commerce, Vice Chairman of the Greater Wilkes-Barre Chamber of Business and Industry, Chairman of United Way of Wyoming Valley, Board of Trustees of Misericordia University, Board of Directors for WVIA Public Broadcasting, Treasurer of the Northeast Regional Cancer Institute, Board of Directors and Vice President of the Scranton Chamber of Commerce, Vice Chairman of Scranton Tomorrow, Board of Directors of Volunteer in Medicine and Board of Directors of the Northeast Pennsylvania Technology Alliance.

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President Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs PHOTOGRAPH BY RACHEL A. PUGH

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 45 • Wine tasting with food pairing and tour of Mountain View Vineyards: June 10, 1-3 p.m., Mountain View Vineyards (1220 Neola Rd., Stroudsburg). $5/person. For info call 570.420.0283. Mountaintop Hose Co. No. 1 • Annual Rabies Clinic: June 4, 1-3 p.m., Woodlawn Ave. & Lehigh St., just over the top of the Mountain on Rte. 309. $8/inoculation, dogs and cats welcome. Myasthenia Gravis Foundation of America North American Chapter meeting, June 4, 11 a.m., Community Room, Charles Luger Outpatient Center, Allied Services (475 Morgan Highway, Scranton, 570.348.1407). The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.823.0156, ext. 217) • ESL Class: June 2, 9, 10-11:30 a.m. • Worldwide Knit in Public Day: June 11, 10:30 a.m.-noon, bring yarn and knitting needles, light refreshments provided. • Knitting & Crocheting Group: June 11, 25, 10:30 a.m.-noon, bring yarn and 2 needles. All ages, beginners welcome.

Pocono Mountain Events • Spring Greek Festival: June 2-5, 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Thur.-Sat., The Holy Cross Greek Orthodox Church. Activities include a petting zoo on Thur. and pony rides on Sun. afternoon, Greek music daily. Free admission. • Pocono XT ERRA: Hickory Run State Park Trail Run: June 4, 10 a.m., The Worthington Third race in the Xterra Pocono Series. The course covers over seven miles of trail and paths. Anyone can enter this race, $20/by mail, $25/day of event. Registration is required. • Introduction to Birding: June 5, 9 a.m.-11 a.m. Enjoy a short hike with a knowledge guide who will teach the basics of birding, free of charge. • Scenic Sunday Rail/Trail Biking Adventures: June 5, $31.50/person. Receive a 10% discount on a superscenic Lehigh Gorge mountain bike trip. Bike, helmet and bottled water included. Reservations recommended. St. Michael’s Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) • Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. St. Peter’s Lutheran Church (100 Rock St./Center St., Hughestown) • Strawberry Social: June 15, 4:306:30 p.m., take-outs 4-4:30 p.m.

Shortcake, beverage, donation $5, additional menu of wimpies hot dogs, salads available. For tickets, call 570.654.4948 or 570.654.1849. United Methodist Church (495 Main St., Gouldsboro, 570.842.7139) •Chicken Barbecue, June 4, 1-7 p.m., $9, Take-outs only. For info, call Ted at 570.842.8738, Gary at 570.842.6106 or Richard at 570.676.4090. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., WilkesBarre, 570.824.7722) • A Course in Miracles: Wed. evenings, 6:30 p.m. • Healing Circle: Meets 4th Sun. of every month, 6-8 p.m. • No Less Than Greatness: Wed. through June 8, 3-4:30 p.m. and 6:30 to 8:00 p.m. 4-week class based on book by Mary Manin Morrissey, free love offering will be received. Viewmont Mall (Scranton, 570.346.9182, www.shopviewmontmall.com) events: • Craft Show: June 1-5. Handmade crafts, jewelry, art and gifts. The event will be held during mall hours throughout the property. Waggin’ Tails Pet Rescue Bake Sale June 23, 4-8 p.m., Kinsley’s Shop Rite (Route 209,

Brodheadsville). All proceeds go toward housing, feeding and veterinary expenses for the dogs and cats in the sanctuary and in foster care. To help or volunteer, e-mail info@waggintailsrescue.com or call 570.992.4185. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) events: • Playground Project Fundraiser: June 7, 5:30 p.m., State Street Grill, $25/person (must be 21). Outdoor grill, wine, beer. Y Walk Wednesdays A series of guided evening walks that feature downtown neighborhoods, history, architecture, wildlife and new development in the cities of Wilkes-Barre and Hazleton. All begin promptly at 6 p.m. leaving from the lobby of the YMCAs in either city, about 90 minutes. In case of rain, walk will be the same time the following day. For more info, contact Wilkes-Barre YMCA, 570.823.2191 or Hazleton YMCA, 570.455.2046: • Nesbitt Park Walk What’s Blooming: June 8, Wilkes-Barre. • Houses of Worship Walk: June 8, Hazleton. • Keeping the Susquehanna Out of Our Living Rooms: June 15, WilkesBarre.

• Nature in Your Neighborhood: June 22, Wilkes-Barre.

HISTORY Eckley Miner’s Village (located nine miles east of Hazleton, just off Route 940; 570.636.2070; www.eckleyminers.org) • Patch Town Days: June 18-19, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Three historic plays will be presented, along with a demonstration of period lawn furniture, European Treasures and more. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • Early Explorers: Mon. through June, 1-1:45 p.m. Bird Gallery. Museumbased whole-child learning in literature, the arts and natural sciences. Free and suitable for pre-K children, age 3-5. Pre-registration is required, groups welcome. • Community Day at the Everhart: June 5, 1-4:30 p.m., included in the cost of regular museum admission, reservations not required. Focuses on Civil War era crafts, music, and pastimes, including period attire, book signings and more. Lackawanna Historical So-

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ciety (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) ❏Summer Downtown Walking Tours (free and open to the public): • June 3, 5 p.m., in front of Lackawanna College (Washington Ave. & Vine St.), special focus on education, culture, socialization, and government and the region’s ethnic diversity and strong local sense of military pride. • July 1, 5 p.m., Radisson’s Lackawanna Station Hotel parking lot, focus on architecture, industry, business, entertainment arts and ethnicities in the labor pool. Luzerne County Historical Society (49 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) • County-wide Summit of Community Historical Societies: June 29, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Bischwind Bed and Breakfast, Bear Creek Are you involved with a local community historical society in Luzerne County? Come meet your fellow colleagues. Call for info. Scranton Iron Furnaces (159 Cedar Ave., Scranton, www.anthracitemuseum.org) For guided tours, call Anthracite Heritage Museum at 570.963.4804 for

schedule/fees. • Fire at the Furnace: June 3, 8-11 p.m., $15/door, $10/in advance, $25/ each at the patron level. Includes a professional performance iron pour, music by the Coal Town Rounders, food from Chicano’s and Hillside Farms. For tickets call 570.963.4804. • Arts on Fire Festival: June 4, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Includes an iron pour, art and craft vendors, food, live music, historical displays and tours. Free and open to the public.

LEARNING Academy of Northern Martial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Health and Defense. Adult & Children’s Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class is Free. Walk-Ins welcome or call 371.9919 or 817.2161 for more information. Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) • Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Traditional Weapons Class, every Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. Back Mountain Martial Arts Center & Mountaintop Kar-

ate Center For more info, call either location, Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Mountaintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. Core Chiropractic Center (180 United Penn Plaza, Kingston, 570.718.1672) • Future Life Progression Workshop: June 2, 6:30-8 p.m., $35, use energy of angels to journey into the future. Pre-registration required, call. Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152, www.dancecontours.com) • Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical, CardioSalsa, ballroom dance. • Children/teen classes in ballet, tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a funky form of dance developed by Jennifer Magnotta, blending basic Jazz Technique with the styles of street dance and hip hop. • Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6

p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free. • Adult ballet: Sat. morn. Danko’s Core Wrestling Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) • Four sessions/week, features two clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/ week. Increase power, speed and agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, bead making, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. • Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m. Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for info. • African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m. Traditional African moves with jazz and hip-hop. $10, registration required, call 212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for info. Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate,

weapons and self defense. MonThurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.noon. • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Drawing & Painting Classes with Georgiana Cray Bart, WilkesBarre. Beginner to advanced, all media, all subjects Includes pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic, pastel, colored pencil and more. 570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com, www.gcraybart-artworks.com • Adult, ages 13+, Mon., noon-4 p.m., Tues., 6-9 p.m. • Children, ages 8-10: Tues., 5-6 p.m., ages 11-12, Mon., 4:30-5:30 p.m. • Portfolio instruction for the college bound • Private instruction available.

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Drawing and Painting Lessons: An established realist painter will teach techniques of old masters to serious students, as well as those wishing to enhance skills. Private lessons available Fri.-Sun. Visit artist’s studio in Wilkes-Barre at no obligation. To schedule, call 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@yahoo.com or visit artist’s Website at www.artistvs.com.

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Disorganized Individual Scooterists • Scooter Rally: July 8-10, Moyers Grove Campground (Wapwallopen), camping, ride to Knoebels Sat. All admission must be prepaid. Contact Carl Marsh at 570.239.9985 or karlmarsh@gmail.com for more info.

1st Annual Magic Ride benefit Motorcycle Ride for Camp Asthma Cadabra June 11, Pittston Tomato Festival Grounds, Pittston, registration 9:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m., ride starts noon, $25/rider,$15/passenger, includes T-shirt for first 120 riders to register, coffee & bagels and hot dogs & soda after the ride. Meet and Greet with Discovery Channel’s Deadliest Catch crew members Josh and Jake. Fore more info, contact Marie at 570.357.6776, sportsgirl10101@aol.comor visit campasthmacadabra.org. All proceeds benefit Camp Asthma Cadabra. 1st Annual Make a Difference Ministries Poker Run and Benefit June 11, registration 10 a.m., ride 11 a.m., Grotto Pizza, Edwardsville. $25/driver, $12/passenger, includes pizza, soda, tea, coffee from 1-3 p.m. Call Steve 570.899.2264 for info.

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2nd Annual Ride for Lisa Motorcycle Ride & Picnic June 25, registration 9-11 a.m., leaves Jefferson Park 11 a.m. Riders and/or passengers/$10 each, includes food, beverages. Picnic 12:30-5 p.m., $10/ person. Entertainment by Far in Between, Mr. Echo & more. All proceeds benefit the family of Lisa Rondomanski-Knowles. For more info, tickets, sponsors, donations or to pre-register, e-mail rideforlisa2010@yahoo.com or call 570.237.2257. 2nd Annual Rocker’s Roll July 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Tomato Festival grounds in Pittston. Features cafe racers, mods, rockers, vintage and classic motorcycles, music, contests, more. People’ Choice Awards for favorite motorcycles, best rocker leather, favorite pin-up

girl. Visit farleyandace.com, contact ace@farleyandace.com or call 570.313.2609 for info or to be a vendor. Bike/car ride to benefit Griffin Pond Animal Shelter of Lackawanna County June 4, registration 9-11:30 a.m., ride noon. $15 rider, $5 passenger. 60-mile ride starts Fern Hill Park (717 E. Grant St., Olyphant). (Rain date June 5). Call 570.489.7923 for info. Car Cruise Fridays June 176 p.m.-? Curry Donuts (S. Pennsylvania Ave, Wilkes-Barre). Car Lover’s 6th Annual Car Show June 12, 8 a.m., McDade Park, Scranton, food, no alcoholic beverages and no pets allowed by cars, awards for top 25 best of show, must be registered by noon, pre-registration $8 by June 1, day of show $10, awards presented 3 p.m., for more info call Bill at 570.457.7665. Classic Cars and Critters Festival June 11, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Lazy Brook Park (Route 6 east of Tunkhannock), rain or shine. Antique, classic, and custom car show, live music, live animals, baked goods, crafts, silent auction. Advance tickets are $4/adult, $2/child and can be purchased by calling Jennifer at 570.851.7808. Day-of, $5/adult, $3/ child, under 3, free. $10 registration fee for each car to participate. Proceeds benefit the Endless Mountains Nature Center. Coal Cracker Cruisers (570.876.4034) • Cruise Nights at Advance Auto: Rt. 6 Carbondale, 1st Fri., 6-9 p.m., food, music, door prizes, trophies.

Great Race to Highlight Vintage Vehicles June 15, 11:45 a.m., Laurel Mall in the parking lot by The Downs at Hazleton. All cars will remain for about 1 hour, the public is encouraged to use the Boscov’s parking lot or the former Ground Round parking lot when attending. To participate or for info, call 570.455.1509 or e-mail info@hazletonchamber.org. Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. • June 18, 5-8 p.m., Wegmans, Wilkes-Barre Montage Mountain Classics (Thurs., 6-9 p.m., Fri., 6-10 p.m., Sat., 5-9 p.m.) • McDonald’s (South Side Plaza, Scranton): June 10 • Johnny Rockets (Mountain Mountain): June 18 • Valley Auto Parts (Moosic Road, Old Forge): June 23 • Pocono Mountain Street Rods Friday Night Cruise June 24, 6-9 p.m., food court parking lot at Viewmont Mall. Come enjoy the beauty of a classic and the brawn of a muscle car. The Villa Capri Cruisers (101 Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014, www.villacapricruisers.com) • Cruise Night: 3rd Fri. through Sept., 6 p.m., all vehicles welcome. • Cruise Night: 2nd Sun. through Sept., 6 p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6, Dickson City), all vehicles welcome. • Father’s Day Car Show: June 19, 8:30 a.m., Nay Aug Park, Scranton. NSRA Safety Inspection available. Wyoming Valley Motorcycle Club (570.598.WVMC) • SPCA Run: June 12, registration at SPCA, Plains Twp. E-mail your event to weekender@theweekender.com or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication: Monday at 2 p.m. two weeks prior to event.

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sign language By Caeriel Crestin

Weekender Correspondent

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You deserve to treat yourself! You earned all that you’ve got coming to you, at least in theory. If I were you, though, I’d wait to celebrate until your plans have actually come to fruition. There’s no better way to jinx something than by making a big deal about it before it’s actually happened. Go ahead and make a list of all the stuff you’re going to do once everything’s come together — then be patient. It’ll almost certainly unfold as you’ve planned, but there’s no harm in waiting until it does before you pop open the champagne. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Even if you think your advice will fall on deaf ears, or that your offer of assistance will be ignored, you shouldn’t withhold them. Censoring yourself because of the reaction you imagine isn’t helping anyone, including yourself. You’re probably right about what’s going to happen — but you never really know until you try. This isn’t about your ego or potentially hurt feelings, it’s about someone who needs something you’re able to, and should, offer them. Steel yourself for the rejection or negative reaction you’re dreading, then be kind enough to put yourself out there anyway.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) It always comes back to the golden rule regarding treating others how you’d like to be treated. Your intentions are there, but it’s sometimes challenging for Lions to truly put themselves in someone else’s shoes (in the moment, anyway), and really follow through on this philosophy. Many times in the past, conflicts, misunderstandings, or just plain screw-ups have happened because you didn’t grasp where the other person was coming from until long after the fact. Clearly, it’s something you could stand to work on. Luckily, this week you’ll have multiple opportunities to practice, so stay present and pay attention. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) The Rapture didn’t happen! I guess buying 2,000 billboards nationwide to advertise the Second Coming is a way to get a lot of attention, but not necessarily results. May 21 came and went, and Harold Camping’s sick prediction that 200 million true believers would ascend to heaven while the rest of us would suffer and die from earthquake and famine never came true. Of course, most of us chuckled at the preposterous logic that led to his conclusion in the first place, but never forget that numerous people chose to believe despite how ridiculous (and twist-

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ed) it was. Remember, not everyone is as rational as you; this week’s events should drive that point home, hard. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Surprisingly, lying to someone’s face “to be nice” is never a particularly good idea, yet people, particularly Libras, do it all the time. That’s not to say I expect you to suddenly become confrontational and start speaking your mind like one of those crazy Leos. You don’t have to tell someone you don’t like them. Just walk away, or keep things professional. What I want you to avoid doing is telling someone you like them when you really don’t, or similar lies. That’s just going to lead to messy hurt feelings all around. You don’t need to be brutal; just be clear. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Your drive and focus are immense assets, but ironically they can stand in your way when they’re pointed in the “wrong” direction; that is, at things that ought to be lower priorities than some of the other stuff you’ve got going on. In your singleminded drive to achieve these goals, you let other, probably more important, tasks go uncompleted. This week, you need to reorder your priority list, and it’s not something you’re likely to be able to do well on your own. Enlist the aid of someone wise who knows you well, and at least mostly trust their advice. That’s not likely to be easy for you, because it’ll mean letting some stuff go that you’d rather not. Try anyway. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Hey, slut! I mean that affectionately. But let’s face it: By the time most Sagittarians get around to settling down, they’ve been around the block a few times. That’s no big deal — or it shouldn’t be. It might prove to be a bit of an obstacle or source of insecurity for a potential partner, though. While it would be nice if they could just chill out, forget about your respective pasts, and focus on the present, that’s easier said than done. This problem has a very simple solution, though: Make the extra effort to reassure them that all your vast experience has only served to help you figure out what it is you really want: them. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) As frustrating as it might be to have someone worrying about you needlessly, the worst thing you could do is respond to their concern with frustration or bitchiness. Remember, it’s only because they care, and “care less” is not a request they can honor. It’s nice to have people give a shit about you. Their worries are of course unfounded and silly, but employing goodhearted humor will more successfully deflect their concerns or any potential follow-ups than a snappish comment ever could. Next time someone annoys you with their good intentions, crack a joke instead of biting off their head, okay? AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Let bygones be bygones. Once someone’s “done their time,” whatever that means in this particular situation, continuing to punish or penalize them in any way is just plain cruel. It’s time to really

and truly let them off the hook, work through whatever feelings you may still have, and move on, so they can, too. If you can’t do that, get the hell out of the way. You’re allowed to have your feelings, of course, but you’re not allowed to keep inflicting them on others. That’s just not fair, and this week your deadline is up. Time to let go, or back off. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Sure, there’s a lot of bullshit out there. But if we’re honest with ourselves, much of our own unhappiness is a direct result of our (largely unconscious) efforts to sabotage the situation, or see the negative things we “want” to see. Frequently it’s just a matter of not being present; you don’t trust this new, (actually trustworthy) person because someone else burned you in the past — consequently, you set up a whole lame cycle of distrust and suspicion based on nothing but a memory involving someone else! That’s some unnecessary misery right there. This week, you may have a few chances to undo or circumvent bad habits like these. Seize them. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Many people have met friends, spouses, and one-night lovers online. But living your life through a computer screen can get rather isolating, especially for you Rams. Get out of the house as much as possible this week. Throw yourself into a variety of activities interacting with many different people. This is about plunging into the unknown, getting some muchneeded adventure. Some of it might turn out to be lame. That’s a risk. Some of it might be great, though. Regardless, you need a dose of real life, and a chance to meet people face to face before you find out their proclivities and measurements, or reveal yours. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) While it’s OK to occasionally humor someone who sees the world in a distorted way, and even try to help them, getting caught up in their delusions is a very bad idea. Beware of buying into any part of their baggage this week. They may even demand it, but this is when keeping your Taurean feet firmly planted on solid ground will work to your advantage — luckily, a strength of yours. Most people are reasonable and logical, but everyone has a blind spot or two. This week, helping someone navigate out of theirs might be a W role that only you can play. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.


Congratulations

By Jayne Moore

Weekender Correspondent

Barb Menzel

“I went to many scooter rallies. It seemed like a good idea to have one here.”

of Shavertown!

Rally organizer Carl Marsh

Carl Marsh is organizing July’s DIS Scooter Rally.

Barb won the grand prize concert tickets from the Weekender at the Grotto Pizza Deck Party, Harveys Lake last Saturday!

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on Saturday, there is a ride to Knoebels Amusement Resort in Elysburg. The ride out there promises to be very beautiful; that area is my old stomping grounds, so I can say that with confidence. After spending a few hours at the park, the ride will depart for a dinner destination. Once safely back to the campgrounds, there will be scooter games, awards and raffles, plus traditional biker games like slow ride and others. The entry price is $35, not bad for a weekend of camping, games and fun. Oh, and you also get a rally patch and shirt. I asked Marsh what DIS stood for, as it didn’t ring any bells for me. “It stands for Disorganized

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K, so how many scooters are in this area, really? Enough to hold a weekend-long rally? Well, Carl Marsh thinks so. Not only does he think so, but he’s gone ahead and planned it. I had the chance to speak to Marsh about his ambitious plan outside Rodano’s in Wilkes-Barre the other day. It was one of the few days it wasn’t raining, and Marsh gave me the facts about the rally. It’s DIS Scooter Rally, the not a rally rally. The rally will be held FridaySunday, July 8-10 at Moyers Grove Campground in Wapwallopen. The event starts after 5 p.m. that Friday, and if you get there before 7 p.m., you can participate in a ride to a local restaurant. After breakfast

Individual Scooterists,” he explained. “I started it three months ago, and we’re already up to 12 members.” So if you have a scooter and are interested in joining this club, you can contact Marsh at karlmarsh@gmail.com. (Note: The “k” is not a typo). It sounds like he’s got some really great ideas and plans for other events. There is also a Facebook page and no charge to be a member. This just proves that indeed, the best things in life are free. I asked Marsh how he came to think about doing this rally, and he replied, “I went to many scooter rallies, and I’ve gone to a bunch in Ithaca and Harrisburg. It seemed like a good idea to have one here. All the profits will go to charity.” Marsh is currently working with one that he just needs to finalize the details with before he announces it. When I met Marsh on Public Square, he was riding his 2005 Genuine Scooter Company Stella scooter. It is a bright orange and has a quaint vintage feel about it. When I remarked on the seat Carl told me that he made it. He also has a tuned-up exhaust and that his scooter peaks out at 60 mph, which might not seem fast to a big bike, but for a 150 cc engine, it’s quite good. Marsh wasn’t always a scooter guy: He’s owned a Harley and does still own a “crotch rocket” that he rides when he wants to go faster than 60 mph. So if you’re looking to do something post 4th of July, check out the DIS Scooter Rally. You will have fun, meet new people and get to enjoy the open road with your scooter. W


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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 51 Drums, Guitar, Bass, Piano, Vocals & Recording Lessons, Mon.-Sat. at C&C Music Center & Recording Works, Hazleton. 12 instructors available to teach songs, music theory, reading, song writing technique and record engineering. For more information call 570.454.6105. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • “Everybody’s Art” New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop for members, $30 non-members. Preregistration required. Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. First visit free. Learn wrestling fundamentals and basic Brazilian JiuJitsu No Gi techniques. Call for info. • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Non-combative class. • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info. Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Now accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15

p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. GregWorks Professional Fitness Training (107 B Haines Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregsbootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vipfitnesscamp.com) • Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group training and couples personal training available. • Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week sessions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • Private/Semi-Private sessions available, e-mail for info. ∝ Guitar & Bass Lessons available from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16 per hour. All ages, all styles of music, beginner through advanced. Bring in a CD and we’ll teach you the songs. We teach: Music Theory, Ear Training, Reading, Song Writing, & Arranging. Develop Improvisational Skills. Create Demos. Hands-on Workstation. Guitar & Amp Rental Packages. Gift Certificates. Now Offering Beginner Drum Lessons. Call 570.788.4797 for info. Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673)

• Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call for info. • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 5+. $30/month. Dimensions In Dance lessons at Phoenix Theater Adult classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., includes jazzercise and ballet boot camp. Thurs., 6-8 p.m., includes jazzercise and tap. Kid classes: Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m., includes tap, ballet/hip hop, and hip hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., includes Fosse jazz. $10. Call Lee to register 991.1817. Philip Hone Gallery (742 Main St., Honesdale, 570.253.5577) ❏ Zentangles with Linda Cobb & Linda Halvorsen, Please sign up directly with Linda Cobb, fallsdalestudios@yahoo.com. Classes are a fundraiser for PNH. • Zentangle 101: June 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $35 Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) ❏ Ongoing Adult Classes • Acrylic Painting: June 6, 13, 20, 27, 5:45-8:45 p.m., $72/members, $80/ non-members, $60/seniors, focuses on increasing fundamental painting skills. Materials list provided. • Oil Painting: June 9, 16, 23, 30,

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6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/ non-members, $60/seniors, focuses on the individual, helping them to develop their own personal style and technique working with the oil medium. Materials list provided. ❏ Adult Classes • Intermediate Watercolor: June 6-27, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., $110/members, $120/non-members, $90/seniors, covers composition along with numerous other techniques. Materials list will be provided. • Transparent Watercolor Painting: June 7, 21, 28, 6-9 p.m., $80/members, $90/non-members, $70/seniors, you can utilize all your standard watercolor paints and materials, however, a list of transparent paints will be needed to create the desired visual effect. Materials list provided. • Basic Drawing: June 8-29, 6:308:30 p.m., $72/member, $80/nonmember, $60/seniors, develop your basic drawing skills while learning about light, form and composition. Materials list provided. Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Strengthen your breathing, range, and other vocal issues during individualized one-onone private lessons with a NYC born and trained classical soprano with a degree in music and teaching experi-

ence. Specializing in opera/classical/ musical theater. Hour and half hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info. Shaolin White Crane Fist (Wyoming) Teaching the traditional Chinese martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, Shauijiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. $35/ week, first week free. Three levels of training for ages 15+. Contact Master Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898. Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, angietheartist@aol.com, www.angelademuroart.com) • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning with Angela DeMuro in comfortable, individualized environment. 4-week session, all supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register. STAR Gallery, inside the Mall at Steamtown • Baby Footsteps In The Sand: Tues., 6-7 p.m., ages 5+. $15/class, some supplies included

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&CRITTERS Lazy Brook Park, Tunkhannock Saturday, June 11

The event showcases classic cars and interaction with real animals to benefit the Endless Mountain Nature Center.

Entertainment by local band

The Escape Artists 10am-4pm

Advance tickets available at local locations for $4 adult/ $2 child

Fun for all ages!

• Sat. Art & Craft Classes: 1-2 p.m., $15/child. • First Steps of a Budding Artist: Sat., 1:30-3:30 p.m., $25/class, some supplies included. St. Joseph’s School classes (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500): • Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., 7-9 p.m. Learn self-defense techniques using a cane, club, short stick, short/long staff, wooden sword, escrima sticks and more. Each week learn history principles and practical use. No prior martial arts experience necessary. $10 per class. • Women’s Self-Defense Class: Sat., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Learn practical selfdefense techniques to protect yourself from a variety of attacks. No prior martial arts experience necessary. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10 per class. World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) • Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program • Kids & Teen Boxing programs • Boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai, striking for MMA & competition training • Women’s only kickboxing Boot Camp • Zumba, call for info • BJJ coming soon, call for info • Self-defense clinics • Personal training for youth & adults, call for info

MIND AND BODY Absolute Pilates with Leslie (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, www.pilateswithleslie.com) • Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m. Private training on the Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, along with Pilates mat classes, stability ball core classes and more. Check Website for updates. Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) ❏ Studio J, 2nd floor • Meditation in the tradition of Gurdjieff and Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5 • Children’s Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 • Tarot Card Readings, by appointment. $20 first half hour, $10 additional half hours. Awakenings Yoga Studio (570.472.3272) • Gentle Yoga: Tues./Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Candy’s Place (Welles St., Kingston). $5, ages 59+, $30/month. • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East

A tale of three sisters

Tony Award-winner “Crimes of the Heart” will kick off the professional summer stock season at The Grove Theatre (5177 Nuangola Road, Nuangola) Friday, June 3.

This tragic comedy by Beth Henley relates the stories of three sisters, played by Regina Yeager Todd, Christine Skiro and Barbara Janick, above, reunited in their Mississippi childhood home after one of them shoots her abusive husband. The trio, reared in a dysfunctional family, shares resentments and ugly predicaments in this deeply moving story. “Crimes of the Heart” will be performed June 3-4, 10-11 at 8 p.m. and June 5, 12 at 3 p.m. Call 570.868.3582 or e-mail grovetickets@frontier.com for info and reservations.

Mountain Apartments. Free to residents. • Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr. • Private Meditation Instruction: By appointment. $25/half hr session. Balance Ultimate Fitness (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes for $150. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazleton.com) • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m. $40 per month. Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11 a.m. $10 per lesson. Bring yoga mat or beach towel. Call for details. Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind Beer Deli in the “big brick building,” 570.301.3225) • Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., 6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, aromatherapy and guided meditations. $10 per class. Goddess Creations Shop &

Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Summit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscreations.net) • Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for 15-20 min. • Monthly astrology workshop with Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call to reserve space. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabellydance.com, 570.836.7399) • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock) Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 718.0673) • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon., 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve spot. • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) $5. Inner Harmony Wellness

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 57 Center (Mercy Hospital General Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.innerharmonywellness.com, peteramato@aol.com) • Meditation Technique Workshops: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Topics include goal setting/stress reduction, more. Call for info/reservation. Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn the self-defense system that combines different Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at the Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). Cost is $40 per month. For more info, call 570.287.4290 or visit www.htkdi.com. Leverage Performance Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com ) • Primal Scream Classes, a Tabata Circuit Training Class: Tues./Thurs., 7 p.m., free if member, $5 with member, $10 non-member Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave., Scranton, 570.604.0945) $9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited. • Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga Fusion, 11 a.m.

• Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series all levels, 5:15 p.m., Advanced Full Led Primary Series, 7 p.m. • Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Advanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m. • Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m. • Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series, 10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5 p.m.; Advanced Ashtanga Primary Series, 6:15 p.m. • Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m. • Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9 a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 a.m. Maximum Health and Fitness (310 Market St., Kingston, 570.283.2804) • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.; Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info. Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info. NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) • Free week of Boot Camp for new members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30

p.m. • Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m. $5. • Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to register. Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odysseyfitnesscenter.com) • Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. • ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 p.m. Open Your Eyes To Dream (143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg, 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) ❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or go online for current updates/cancellations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com • Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. • Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. • Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. Mats & props available. Student/ package discounts available. Bring friend to first class, get two for price of one. Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886,

www.pranayogadunmore.com) All classes taught in vinyasa flow and geared for all levels of experience • Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi with Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m., Thurs., 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on class/ week, $65/month, two classes/week. Contact Blake at 434.989.1045 or blakewhlr@yahoo.com for more info. • Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. • Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Advanced 7:30 p.m. • Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./ Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. • Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced, 6 p.m. • Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.; Intermediate, noon. • Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candle-lit Open Level, 6 p.m. Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with Sue Yarnes: • Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our locations or your home. Private sessions for stress relief, pain management, enhanced healing and well-being and affordable classes with each level completed in afternoon or two evenings. Hospital endorsed, training for professional Usui Reiki teacher certification avail-

able. Call or e-mail for info. Reiki Level I Beginners Practitioner Class June 25, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Wilkes-Barre Chiropractic & Rehabilitation Inc (380 Old River Road, Wilkes Barre), $75. Reiki is a complementary and holistic healing modality to help with stress, illnesses and overall vitality. During the class, you will give and receive a full Reiki treatment and gain the knowledge and certification to be a Reiki First Degree Practitioner. Includes manual, certificate and ongoing support if you wish to become reiki master/ teacher. Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St. Luzerne, 570.714.7934) • Zumba: Mon.-Thurs., 5:30 & 6:30 p.m., Fri., 5 p.m., Sat., noon, Sun., 10 a.m. & 5 p.m., Tues./Thurs., 5:30 a.m. • Zumbatomic: Mon./Wed., 6:30 p.m., Sat., noon. • Zumba Gold: Sat., 10 a.m., Sun., 11 a.m. • Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7:30 p.m., Thurs., 6:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m. • Hula Hoop class: Tues., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. • Ballroom classes with Amy and Andy: Tues., 7 p.m., with Luanne,

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SOJOURN ON THE RIVER

June 17, 18, 19, 2011 Celebrate the beauty, splendor, and cultural significance of a regional treasure, the Susquehanna River FRIDAY JUNE 17

On the River Common Stage: 5:00PM to 9:30PM • George Wesley • Don Shappelle and the Pickups • Post Junction • MiZ • Children’s Art Activities • Free Family Fishing • Paint a Community Mural • Dragon Boats on display

SATURDAY JUNE 18

Join the Festival at Nesbitt Park and the River Common Wilkes University Garden Tour: 11AM - Franklin & South St. 12:00 PM to 9:30 PM Enjoy the Afternoon: Fun and Activities for All Ages!

• Friday Evening, June 17th - West Pittston to Wilkes-Barre (4pm shuttle bus leaves Nesbitt park). 3 hours on the water • Saturday, June 18th - Harding to Wilkes-Barre with a stop in West Pittston (7:30am shuttle bus leaves Nesbitt Park) 4 hours on the water • Sunday, June 19th - Wilkes-Barre to Hunlock Creek (7:30am shuttle bus leaves Hunlock Creek boat launch) 4 hours on the water Pre-Registration Is Required. (includes Shuttle Bus, Water, T-Shirt & Guides) To Register for the Sojourn Contact One of the Outfitters Endless Mtn. Outfitters at 570-746-9140 www.emo444.com Susquehanna River Adventures at 570-328-4001 www.susqpaddle.org/ Susquehanna Kayak & Canoe Rental at 570-388-6107 www.kayaktheriver.com Mandatory safety training will be given to all participants before the launch by the outfitters and guides.

• Bike Safety Program with Free Children’s Bike Helmets • Kayaking Demo • Children’s Art Projects • Kids Tree Climb • Children’s Filed Games • Pony Rides • Moon Bounce • Live Mammals and Birds of Prey • Guided Nature Hikes • The Lands at Hillside Farm Animals • Dragon Boat Training • Fish Printing

On the Nesbitt Stage: 12:30PM to 4:00PM Kriki • Don Shappelle • K8 On the River Common Stage: 6:00PM to 9:30PM Without Walls Dance Company • Eddie Day and the Star Fires

SUNDAY JUNE 19

Dragon Boat Racing 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM Bring your father to the river. Family Fishing Program, call (570) 477-2206 to register. A day full of children’s activities. KRZ providing music and calling the races

For More Information and Directions to the Park: Penn State Cooperative Extension 570-825-1701 or 602-0600 Visit www.rivercommon.org

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 58 Tues., 7:30 p.m. • Kickboxing: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. • Tango: Sun., 6 p.m., • Tap: Sun., 6 p.m. • Belly dance: Mon., 5:15 p.m. • Group Reiki: Fri., 6 p.m. • Yoga: Mon., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. • Ballet: Sat., 9 a.m. • Cabaret dance: Wed., 7:30 p.m. • African dance: Sun., 11 a.m. Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) • Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. • Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes. Call studio for additional mat class/ equipment class schedule, all classes taught by certified instructors in Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy International. Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) • Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 570.290.7242) • Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for registration details) • Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. • Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. • Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m.

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YMCA of Greater Scranton (570.346.5836) schedule of events: Zumba Fitness Classes • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.

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Adventures in the Wilderness (570-343-5144 or jane@hikingjane.com) Greater Scranton YMCA outings (Y members/$5, non-members/$8): • June 9, 9 a.m., Tobyhanna Lake-3 miles easy. Lunch at Hazzards Raintree. Meet in the YMCA lobby in Dunmore. • June 12, 9:15 a.m. Keystone College Trails (LaPlume)-4 miles moderate. Meet in the YMCA parking lot in Dunmore. Other Outings • June 5, 9 a.m.-Wildflower Walk at Lackawanna State Park. Learn the spring wildflowers on the Lakeside Trail, free to the public. Meet at the Rowlands Road parking lot. National Trails Day Events: • Hike the Mocanaqua Loop with the Earth Conservancy: June 4, meet 9:45 a.m., leave by 10 a.m. Guided 3 mile hike (or longer), easy to moderate, with a steep climb in the beginning. Wear appropriate shoes, bring water. Call Jackie at 570.823.3445 for more info. • Hickory Run Celebrates National Trails Day: June 4, 3:30 p.m., meet in Park office. Moderate 3-mile nature hike along the Ridge Trail, wear comfortable hiking shoes, bring water, free and open to the public. • Ricketts Glen Windwalker Hike: June 4, 6:30 p.m. A walk through an old growth forest. Meet at the Adams Falls parking lot off Rt. 118, in case of rain, will be rescheduled to June 5, 2 p.m. For more info contact Judy Adamic at 570.477.7780. Nescopeck State Park (1137 Honey Hole Rd., Drums, 570.403.2006) All events free, unless noted otherwise. Reservations required. • Pa. Hiking Week: June 4, 10 a.m.noon, Creekside Loop Trail Hike. This year’s theme is Made With All Natural Ingredients. Start the day with an easy 1.5 mile walk and trail work in the afternoon. If staying all day, bring lunch. Registration required, call. • Kayaking: Level One: June 11, 9:30 a.m., 11 a.m., 1 p.m., ages 9+. Introductory course where participants will learn kayak terminology and basic paddle skills before heading out on the lake. Register for 1 session only. Registration required, call. Northeastern PA Chapter of the Sierra Club • Nescopeck Creek State Park Hike: June 5, meet 10 a.m., Park and Ride, off Blackman St. Exit 165 from Rte 81, across from McDonalds and K-Mart. Hike will be about 5 miles on bottomland trails, rolling terrain, easy-going. Call 570.388.2338 for info. No fee. Salt Springs State Park

(Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friendsofsaltspringspark.org) To register for classes, call 570.833.4034 • National Trail Day Hike: June 4, 10 a.m.-noon. Explore some of the lesser known, but still stunning trails in the park. Free. • Herbs from Mary Wheaton’s Homestead Garden: 1850-1870: June 5, 2 p.m. Local herbalist shows us what Mrs. Wheaton would have used for cleaning, doctoring, cloth-making, and more. Free but we pass the hat.

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SOCIAL GROUPS Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./Fri 7 p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre), Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., WilkesBarre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m. (562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs. 10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas), Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club, Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W. Washington St., Nanticoke). Call 570.288.9892 for more info. Food Addicts Anonymous Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866) Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m. Holistic Moms Network (wyomingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, 570.466.1347) • Holistic Pet Care: June 2, 5:15-7:30 p.m., Wyoming Seminary Lower School Library, 2nd floor (1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort). Guest Speaker is Dr. Bucha, Harvey’s Lake Veterinary Clinic. Pets are important family members, and deserve a holistic approach to their care as well, learn how to keep your pet well, with an emphasis on natural food choices. Nar-Anon Family Group Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m. United Methodist Church, Mountaintop. 570.288.9892. Suicide Bereavement Support Group First/Third Thurs. every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic Social Services (33 E. Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118 ext. 307 for info. W - compiled by Stephanie DeBalko, Weekender Staff Writer Send your listings to weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375

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INFINITI `05 G35

Sports Coupe. Black with slate leather. Original owner. 69K miles. Fully equipped with navigation, sunroof, etc. Always maintained by Infiniti dealer. Very nice. $15,750. 570-339-1552 After 4pm

WANTED!

ALL JUNK CARS! CA$H PAID

570-301-3602 MAZDA `04 RX-8 Hunter Green, 80,000 miles. New brakes & rotors. New alignment. Two new rear tires. No accidents.

PRICE REDUCED $8,000 or best offer. For more information, call (570) 332-4213

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MERCEDES-BENZ `01 C-240 Loaded, automatic, AC, heated leather seats, 4 door. $4,700 Call 570-388-6535

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MERCEDES-BENZ `05 240C 4Matic, V6 - Gray,

77K highway miles, Excellent condition, dealer serviced. Sun roof, heated seats. $15,500. Call 570-288-3916

MERCEDES-BENZ `95 SL 500 Convertible, with

removable hard top, dark Blue, camel interior, Summer Driving Only, Garage Kept. Very Good Condition, No Accidents. Classy Car. Price Reduced! $13,995 or trade for SUV or other. 570-388-6669

MINI COOPER `08

Clubman. Black & White. Sunroof. 30K miles. Leather interior, fully loaded. 6 speed. Excellent condition. 40 MPG. $19,950. Or best offer. Call 570-262-8811

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PONTIAC 69 FIREBIRD 400 CONVERTIBLE

Blue/white top & white interior. Recent documented frame-off restoration. Over $31,000 invested. will sell $21,500. 570-335-3127

PORSCHE `02 BOXSTER S Great convertible,

black top, 6 speed manual transmission, carbon fiber dash, leather interior, front & rear trunk, fast & agile. $18,000 or best offer. Call 570-262-2478

TOYOTA `93 MR2 T-top, 5 speed.

AM/FM/CD, AC, power antenna. New tires. No rust. Great condition.

$5,000

(570) 708-0269 after 6:00PM

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VOLKSWAGEN `04 BEETLE CONVERTIBLE

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415 Autos-Antique & Classic

CADILLAC `80 COUPE DEVILLE Excellent condition,

MERCEDES-BENZ `73 450SL with Convertible

$3,000 located in Hazleton. 570-454-1945 or 561-573-4114

CHEVROLET `72

CHEVELLE Two door hard top.

307 Motor. Needs work. Comes with additional 400 small block & many parts. $3,500. Serious inquires only. (570) 836-2574

CHEVROLET `76 PICKUP Very Good Condition! Low miles! $7500. FIRM 570-905-7389 Ask for Lee

CORVETTES WANTED 1953-1972

Any Condition! Courteous, Fast Professional Buyer. Licensed & Bonded corvettebuyer.com 1-800-850-3656

FORD `52 COUNTRY SEDAN CUSTOM LINE

STATION WAGON V8, automatic, 8 passenger, 3rd seat, good condition, 2nd owner. $9,500. 570-579-3517

FORD `66 Mustang Coupe.

Pearl white, pony interior. Pristine condition. 26K miles. $17,000 or best offer. (570) 817-6768

LINCOLN `88 TOWN CAR 61,000 original

miles, garage kept, triple black, leather interior, carriage roof, factory wire wheels, loaded, excellent condition. $5,500. Call Mike 570-237-7660

MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE

Blue. AM/FM cassette. Air. Automatic. Power roof, windows, locks & doors. Boot cover for top. 22k. Excellent condition. Garage kept. Reduced $14,000 570-822-1976 Leave Message

1 owner, garage kept, 65k original miles, black with grey leather interior, all original & never seen snow. $8,900. Call 570-237-5119

VOLVO `01 XC70 All wheel drive,

SOLID CAR! Interior perfect, exterior very good. Runs great! New tires, 68K original miles. $5,500 FIRM. 570-905-7389 Ask for Lee

46,000 miles, burgundy with tan leather, complete dealer service history, 1 owner, detailed, garage kept, estate. $9,100. 570-840-3981

MERCEDES BENZ `74 450 SE

removable hard top, power windows, AM /FM radio with cassette player, CD player, automatic, 4 new tires. Champagne exterior; Italian red leather interior inside. Garage kept, excellent condition. $31,000. Call 825-6272

OLDSMOBILE `68 DELMONT DRASTICALLY

REDUCED!! This model only produced in 1967 & 1968. All original 45,000 miles, Color Burgundy, cloth & vinyl interior, 350 rocket engine, 2nd owner. Fender skirts, always garaged. Trophy winner at shows. Serious inquiries only, $7,500. 570-690-0727

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Boats & Marinas

ALUMACRAFT DEEP V, 12’, dilly trailer, 2 trolling motors, marine battery, oars, vests, boat cover, anchors. $800. 825-3955

Boat? Car? Truck? Motorcycle? Airplane? Whatever it is, sell it with a Classified ad. 570-829-7130

CUSTOM CREST 15

Fiberglass boat with trailer. Outboard propulsion. Includes: 2 motors Erinmade, “Lark II series”

PRICE REDUCED! $2,400 NEGOTIABLE

570-417-3940

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Commercial Trucks & Equipment

CHEVY 08 3500 HD DUMP TRUCK 2WD, automatic.

Only 12,000 miles. Vehicle in like new condition. $19,000. 570-288-4322

FORD 99 E350 BUCKET VAN Triton V8. 2 speed

boom; 92,000miles; $9999 or best price. Great condition. Call 570-675-3384 or 570574-7002

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YAMAHA 07 650 V-STAR

HARLEY DAVIDSON 03 DYNA WIDE GLIDE

Golden Anniversary. Silver/Black. New Tires. Extras. Excellent Condition. 19,000 miles $10,000. 570-639-2539

HARLEY DAVIDSON 10 SPORTSTER 1200 A MUST SEE! Custom Paint. Only driven under 10 miles!! Comes with remaining warranty. Asking $8,600 or best offer. For info, call 570-864-2543 or 215-379-1375

HARLEY DAVIDSON 2001 SPORTSTER

1,200 CC, Black, Low Miles, New Tires and Brakes, Lots of Chrome and Extras. Well maintained. 2 Harley Helmets included. Looks & runs great! $5,700 (570) 654-8520

HARLEY DAVIDSON 80 Soft riding FLH.

King of the Highway! Mint original unrestored antique show winner. Factory spot lights, wide white tires, biggest Harley built. Only 28,000 original miles! Never needs inspection, permanent registration. $8,500 570-905-9348

Q-LINK LEGACY `09

250 automatic. Gun metal gray. MP3 player. $3,000. Great first motorcycle. 570-696-1156

SUZUKI `07 C50T CRUISER EXCELLENT CONDITION Windshield, Bags,

Floorboards,V&H Pipes, White walls,Garage Kept. 6K Miles $5,200 (570) 430-0357

SUZUKI 77 GS 750

Needs work. $1,500 or best offer 570-822-2508

YAMAHA `04 V-STAR

1100 Custom. 5800 miles, light bar, cobra exhaust, windshield, many extras, must sell. $4,900. Call 570-301-3433

Matted black finish. Mint condition. New tires, inspected, fully serviced & ready to ride. Windshield & sissy bar. Low miles & garage kept. $4800. or best offer. 570-762-5158

YAMAHA` 08 R1 BEAUTIFUL BIKE Perfect condition.

3700 miles, new rear tire, undertail kit, cover. Price negotiable $7,600 570-852-9072

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EQUIPMENT/BOBCAT TRAILER

Brand new 2010 tandem axle, 4 wheel electric brakes, 20’ long total, 7 x 16 wood deck, fold up ramps with knees, removable fenders for oversized loads, powder coat paint for rust protection, 2 5/16 hitch coupler, tongue jack, side pockets, brake away switch, battery, 7 pole RV plugs, title & more!! Priced for quick sale. $2,995 386-334-7448 Wilkes-Barre

FLAGSTAFF `08 CLASSIC

Super Lite Fifth Wheel. LCD/DVD flat screen TV, fireplace, heated mattress, ceiling fan, Hide-a-Bed sofa, outside speakers & grill, 2 sliders, aluminum wheels, water purifier, awning, microwave oven, tinted safety glass windows, raised panel fridge & many accessories & options. Excellent condition, $22,500. 570-868-6986

SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS

Travel Trailer. 29’, mint condition, 1 slide out a/c-heat. Stove, microwave, fridge, shower inside & out. Many more extras. Reduced. $13,500. Call 570-842-6735

To place your ad call...829-7130

SUNLITE CAMPER

22 ft. 3 rear bunks, center bathroom, kitchen, sofa bed. Air, Fully self contained. Sleeps 6. New tires, fridge awning. $4500. 215-322-9845

TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft Rear queen master

bedroom, Walk thru bathroom. Center kitchen + dinette bed. Front extra large living room + sofa bed. Big View windows. Air, awning, sleeps 6, very clean, will deliver. Located in Benton, Pa. $4,900. 215-694-7497

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CHEVROLET `10 SILVERADO 1500

Extended Cab V71 Package 4x4. Bedliner. V-8. Red. Remote start. 6,300 miles $26,000 (570) 639-2539

BUICK `05 RENDEZVOUS CX HARD TO FIND!!

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DODGE `94 DAKOTA with cap. 1 owner,

garage kept, very good condition. Many extras including lift & back seat. 29 MPG gas. $4,000 or best offer (570) 868-0944

CHEVY `05 EQUINOX

AWD, Fully loaded, 1 owner, 20,000 miles. Small 6 cylinder. New tires. Like new, inside & out. $14,900. Call (570) 540-0975

LT (premium package), 3.4L, 47,000 miles. All wheel drive, power moonroof, windows, locks & seats. Leather interior, 6 cd changer, rear folding seats, keyless entry, onstar, roof rack, running boards, garage kept. $14,750. 570-362-1910

CHEVR0LET`02 EXPRESS

CONVERSION VAN

CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR

Loaded. Low miles. Excellent condition.

$18,900

570-674-3901

CHEVROLET `05 TRAILBLAZER LT Black/Grey. 18,000

miles. Well equipped. Includes On-Star, tow package, roof rack, running boards, remote starter, extended warranty. $16,000 (570) 825-7251

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CHEVROLET `09 EQUINOXmileage, LS Low

16,000 miles, automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, cruise control, AM/FM radio, Sirius radio, On-Star, cassette player, CD player, keyless entry, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, tinted windows. REDUCED PRICE $16,500. (570) 954-9333 Call after 9:00 a.m.

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Custom Van. 67K miles. Interior has oak wood trim, carpeting, storage areas, TV, rear seat convertible to double bed, curtains. Seats 7. Power windows & seats. Custom lighting on ceiling. New exhaust system. New rear tires. Recently inspected. Excellent condition. $4,200 or best offer. Call 570-655-0530

DODGE `05 GRAND CARAVAN Tan 54,000 miles,

excellent condition. $7,999. 570-817-9644t

DODGE `10 GRAND CARAVAN Only 17k miles. Fully loaded. Excellent condition. Factory & extended warranty. $17,995 (570) 690-2806

DODGE `94 DAKOTA 2 wheel drive,

138,000 miles, some rust, $2,000.00 Call 693-1262 after 5:00 PM

457 Wanted to Buy Auto

DODGE `97 RAM

1500 LARAMIE MARK 3 82,000 miles, automatic, chrome step up and mirrors & leather interior. Good Condition. Drums Area. $4,500 401-524-9763

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DODGE `99 DAKOTA SPORT 4 X 4, extended

cab, 117,000 miles, new inspection, just serviced, oil, trans flushed, new fluid transfer case & axels, cooling system flushed. $6,599.00 Call 693-1262 after 5:00 PM

FORD `03 EXPLORER Low mileage,

63,500 miles, automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, anti-lock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, all power, cruise control, AM/FM radio, CD changer, keyless entry, leather interior, sun/ moon roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, tinted windows. $12,500. (570) 362-0938

457 Wanted to Buy Auto

We Buy Scrap Metal $$$$ ALL KINDS $$$$

PIPE - ROD - SHEET - BAR - TUBING - TURNINGS - BEAMS PUNCHINGS - OLD CARS -TRUCKS MACHINERY - FARM EQUIPMENT - METAL ROOFING ENGINES - TRANSMISSIONS -EXHAUST SYSTEM PARTS APPLIANCES - ANY AND ALL SCRAP METAL FREE CONTAINER SERVICE Small quantities to 1,000 s of tons accepted HIGHEST PRICES PAID FAST SETTLEMENTS CALL DMS SHREDDING, INC

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FORD `04 FREESTAR front Automatic,

wheel drive, 4 door, anti-lock brakes, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, cruise control, AM/FM radio, CD player, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, tinted windows, new starter, just inspected, $3,900. 570-594-4992. Call after 4:30 p.m.

FORD `06 EXPLORER 78,400 miles, auto-

matic, four wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, cruise control, AM/ FM radio, CD changer, DVD player, keyless entry, leather interior, moon roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper. $16,000 (570) 954-5462 Call after 9 a.m.

GMC `99 SUBURBAN

Champagne exterior, leather interior, power windows & locks, 4 wheel drive. $4,850. Call for condition and known issues. 570-362-4080

GET THE WORD OUT with a Classified Ad. 570-829-7130

HONDA `10 ODYSSEY

Special Edition. Maroon, Fully loaded. Leather seats. TV/DVD, navigation, sun roof plus many other extras. 3rd seat . Only 1,900 Miles. Brand New. Asking $37,000 (570) 328-0850

FORD `99 E250 Wheelchair Van

78,250 miles. Fully serviced, new battery, tires & rods. Seats 6 or 3 wheelchairs. Braun Millennium lift with remote. Walk up door. Front & rear A/C. Power locks & windows. Excellent condition. $7,500. 570-237-6375

HYUNDAI `05 TUCSON 61,000 miles, auto-

78,500 miles, 6 cylinder automatic, hard & soft tops. Well maintained. Many new parts. Adult driven only. Kelly Blue Book $10,400, Asking $8,400. 570-704-8730

matic, four wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, cruise control, AM/FM radio, cassette player, CD player, keyless entry, sun/ moon roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, new towing package, auto start. $10,000 (570) 762-4543

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JEEP `00 WRANGLER

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Refurbished, rebuilt engine, transmission replaced. Rear-end removed and relubed. Brand new 10’ dump. PA state inspected. $12,900/best offer. 570-594-1496

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JEEP `02 GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO

Triple black, economical 6 cylinder. 4x4 select drive. CD, remote door opener, power windows & locks, cruise, tilt wheel. 108k highway miles. Garage kept. Super clean inside and out. No rust. Sale price $6,895. Scranton. 570-466-2771

JEEP `07 WRANGLER X 4x4, stick shift, soft

top. Red exterior, well maintained, garage kept. 11,500 miles, one owner. AC, CD player, cruise control. Tow package with cargo carrier. Excellent condition. $18,700 Call 570-822-9680

MERCEDES-BENZ `99 ML 320

Sunroof, new tires, 115,930 miles MUST SELL $7,200 OBO (570)760-0511

SUZUKI `07 XL-7 56,000 miles,

automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, air conditioning, all power, CD player, leather interior, tinted windows, custom wheels, $13,000 Call 570-829-8753 Before 5:00 p.m.

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MITSUBISHI `08 RAIDER V

ERY GOOD CONDITION!

29,500 miles. 24X4 drive option, 4 door crew cab, sharp silver color with chrome step runners, premium rims, good tires, bedliner, V-6, 3.7 liter. Purchases at $26,900. Dealer would sell for $18,875. Asking $17,500 (570) 545-6057

Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

FREIGHTLINER ’97 MIDROOF 475 CAT & 10 speed transmission. $12,000 FREIGHTLINER ’99 CONDO 430 Detroit, Super 10 transmission. Asking $15,000. ‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’ with sides. All aluminum, spread axle. $6,500. 2 storage trailers. 570-814-4790

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MITSUBISHI `95 MONTERO SR 4WD 177,102 miles, auto-

matic, four wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, cruise control, AM/FM radio, cassette player, CD changer, leather interior, sun roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, new Passed inspection, new battery. $2,500 (570) 868-1100 Call after 2:00 p.m.

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Auto Accessories

WHEEL COVERS `70’S spoked stainless steel wheel covers. Set of four 14” from Chrysler. excellent condition $60. set. 868-6327

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TOYOTA `06 Automatic, V6, TRD, Sport Package, 4x4, 45K miles, Excellent condition. $18,900 (973) 906-9311

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TRACTOR TRAILERS

INTERNATIONAL 95 DUMP TRUCK

FORD `04 EXPLORER

SUV, V6, 4x4, automatic, 85,000 miles Black Beauty. Garage kept. Must sell. $8,700 (570) 883-2754

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We pick up 822-0995

International-Prices starting at $2,295. Box Truck, Cab & Chassis available. Call U-haul 570-822-5536

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Accounting/ Finance

BUSINESS ANAL YST Sundance Vacations is one of the fastest growing travel companies!! Come be a part of the excitement!! We are currently seeking a Business Analyst for our Accounting Department. The ideal candidate will be extremely proficient with Excel. Experience with Finance & Accounting is preferred. Primary responsibility includes loan portfolio analysis. Candidate must be detail oriented and able to multi-task. Competitive Pay Travel Benefits, Health Insurance 401k, paid vacation

DRIVERS CLASS A CDL Looking for a company you can retire with? Looking for more home/family time? We offer top pay and benefits Weekly home time and much more For more details, please call

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LOAN PROCESSOR Please call 877-808-1158 or email resume to hr@sundance vacations.com

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The Honesdale National Bank, celebrating its 175th anniversary, is seeking a Mortgage Loan Processor at HNB Mortgage in Wilkes-Barre. Previous loan processing experience helpful, but not necessary. An excellent compensation and benefits package is offered. Respond to:

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Accounting/ Finance

OFFICE POSITION Nardone Brothers Bakery is currently accepting resumes for our office located in the Hanover Industrial Park for General Office help specifically in the

ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLES AREA

The successful candidate should have experience in working in a fast paced office setting. The candidate should be able to multi task and have experience in all phases of the accounts receivable process. In addition to this the candidate should also have experience in processing transactions, handling incoming phone calls, and interacting with our customers on a daily basis. Experience using Microsoft applications such as Excel and Word are necessary. This is a permanent full time position with the starting salary beginning at $10.00 per hour. Benefit package also sup plied. For immediate consideration please forward a current resume to: John Surdy Controller Nardone Brothers Bakery Inc. 420 New Commerce Blvd Wilkes Barre, PA 18706

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CLERICAL POSITION

Part Time Customer Service office position requiring strong organizational and multitasking skills. A strong attention to detail, extensive data entry, & a good phone personality are required. General hours are Monday-Friday 9:00am– 2:00pm but candidates must be flexible enough to cover for vacations & business meetings. Starting wage will reflect experience. Apply at Leggett & Platt Inc. 1655 Sans Souci Parkway, WilkesBarre, PA 18706. (570) 824-6622 Equal Opportunity/Equal Access/Affirmative Action Employer

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HEAVY EQUIPMENT OPERATOR

Full time. Hourly. Salary based on experience. Must be able to work flexible schedule. Serious inquiries only. Call 570-822-6282 to schedule interview.

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Education/ Training

MIDDLE SCHOOL ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL Applications are being accepted for two (2) Middle School Assistant Principal positions in the Hazleton Area School District. The positions are fulltime, 12 month permanent positions in grades K to 8. Pennsylvania Elementary or Principal K – 12 certification is required, along with 10 years of successful teaching experience. Candidates must have knowledge of PA Academic Standards and datadriven instruction, teacher supervision and evaluation, student assessment and discipline and strong interpersonal skills. Experience working with a diverse student population is preferred. Applicants should send a letter of interest, resume, standard application, copies of certificate and Act 34, 151 and 114 clearances along with three (3) recommendation letters to Mr. Samuel A. Marolo, Superintendent, Hazleton Area School District, 1515 West 23rd Street, Hazleton, PA 18202. Deadline for applications is Friday, June 24, 2011. HASD is an EOE

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Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

LANDSCAPE FOREPERSON

Foreman & laborers with experience in installing trees, shrubs, pavers and walls. Valid PA Driver’s License a must. Compensation based on experience. Call 570-779-4346 GET THE WORD OUT with a Classified Ad. 570-829-7130

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Janitorial/ Cleaning

HOUSEKEEPER

1-2 days per week. Duties include cleaning, errands, & laundry in our Plains home. Experienced. References required Send resume to PO Box 1676 Plains, PA 18705

HOUSEKEEPER

Part Time (5-9 days bi-weekly) with benefits Perform day-to-day housekeeping and cleaning functions in a long term care facility. Must be willing to work every other weekend and every other holiday. Individualized orientation program. Competitive starting rates Vacation, Holiday and Personal Days Tuition Reimbursement Health insurance and Pension Plan Child Day Care on premises Apply on line at: https://home.eease. com/recruit/ ?id=549522 or Email – Meadowshr@ hotmail.com Meadows Nursing & Rehabilitation Center 55 West Center Hill Road Dallas PA 18612 e.o.e.

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Logistics/ Transportation

CDL-A DRIVER

Gas field/landscape drivers plus some hands on labor required. Operate dump trucks and load equipment on lowboy. Deliver to job site. Must operate skid steer excavator, hydro-seed truck, etc. Will plow in winter. Must have clean driving record and pass drug test. Call Harvis Interview Service @ 542-5330. Leave message. Will send an application. Or forward resume: varsity.harvis@ gmail.com Employer is Varsity, Inc. No walk-ins. EOE

OFFICE FURNITURE INSTALLERS/ DELIVERY DRIVER

Distribution Company specializing in office furniture installation & White Glove delivery now hiring Full & Part time • Installers • Non–CDL Delivery Drivers • Competitive Pay • Benefits Available Email inquires to: danedwards@ edwardsoffice.org or call 570-501-0589

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Logistics/ Transportation

TRUCK DRIVER Full time, able

to drive a 20’ truck, 7 year clean driving record, able to do physical work and lift 60 lbs., PA driver medical card, motor vehicle report, flexible hours, $9/hour plus incentive on pounds collected. Apply at: U’SAgain Recycling 486 S. Empire St. Wilkes-Barre 570-270-2670

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548 Medical/Health

COUNSELOR

Substance Abuse Counselor needed for an outpatient program. Full time with benefits & competitive salary. Master’s or Bachelor’s degree required with preference given to those with experience. Fax resume to 570-822-5147 or email apabon@ minersmedical.com

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PART TIME INTAKE / MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST

This position is for an outpatient substance abuse program. Responsibilities include coordinating admissions & follow through with patients initial needs Fax resume to 570-822-5147 or email at apabon@ minersmedical.com

PERSONAL CARE AIDES PART TIME 7-3 & 11-7 H.S. DIPLOMA OR GED REQUIRED

PART TIME DIETARY

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548 Medical/Health

The Meadows Nursing and Rehabilitation Center Positions Available

CNA

RESTORATIVE AID 7-3 Shift, Full Time with benefits

CNA s

Part Time and Per Diem CNA s can apply on line at:

https://home.eease.com/recruit/?id=296360

566 Sales/Business Development

AUTOMOTIVE SALES CONSULTANTS Valley Chevrolet is seeking individuals who are self-starters, team-oriented and driven. (No experience necessary)

We Offer: • Salary & Commission • Benefits • 401k Plan • 5 Day Work Week • Huge New & Used Inventory Apply in person to: Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager Rick Merrick, Sales Manager

* Individualized orientation program. * Competitive starting rates * Vacation, Holiday and Personal Days * Tuition Reimbursement * Health insurance and Pension Plan * Child Day Care on premises Meadows Nursing & Rehabilitation Center 55 West Center Hill Road, Dallas PA 18612 Email - Meadowshr@hotmail.com e.o.e.

566 Sales/Business Development

601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre

548 Medical/Health

548 Medical/Health

LACKAWANNA HEALTH AND REHAB CENTER is currently seeking qualified applicants for:

• R.N. Staff Development Coordinator

Please apply in person

Riverview Ridge 300 Courtright St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702

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WE WANT YOU!

People to share their lives with a child. Especially families with medical knowledge. Be a foster parent. FCCY 800-747-3807 eoe

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• R.N. Unit Manager • R.N. Admission Nurse Full time, 3-11 shift • R.N.s Full/Part time, all shifts

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hr@lackawannaltc.com or may apply in person to LACKAWANNA HEALTH AND REHAB CENTER 108 Terrace Dr.. Olyphant, PA 18447


3 summer openings at YMCA Camp Kresge

NURSE

Must be a currently certified RN, weekly positions available. On-site housing required. Kids come to camp for free, weekly salary $475/ week. Openings start June 19, 2011 through July 29, 2011

CAMP COOK

Previous food service experience (50200 people). Onsite housing available, weekly salary $350/week. Position starts June 13, 2011 through August 26, 2011.

FACILITIES & PROPERTY

Previous maintenance and grounds experience, Housekeeping & mowing. Salary range $8-$10 /hour. Position available now through end of September middle of October. All inquiries please contact: Mike McElhinney, 570-823-2191 x 152 mack.mcelhinney@ wbymca.org Resumes and applications accepted at Wilkes-Barre Family YMCA 40 W. Northampton St. Wilkes Barre, PA 18701

Collect cash, not dust! Clean out your basement, garage or attic and call the Classified department today at 570829-7130!

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Sales/Retail/ Business Development

SALES EXECUTIVE Good telephone

skills a must! Must be computer literate! High commissions paid, medical insurance, 401(k) plan. Selling, scanning and data management services. Call for interview: 570-826-9811 P.C. Data Centers of PA Inc.

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HAZLETON/ LUZERNE COUNTY SALES REPRESENTATIVE NEPA’s largest circulated print publication is looking for an experienced Sales Representative to work in Hazleton and Luzerne County. Qualified individual will have at least two years outside business to business sales experience, will call on existing customers as well as securing new business. A sales assistant will assist in securing confirmed appointments but COLD CALLING IS REQUIRED! Position is $1,000.00 per month salary plus 20% commission. Benefits include health insurance, fitness membership & paid vacation. Please submit your resume to: prminc14@aol.com

Over 2,000 vehicles available online.

Find homes for your kittens! Place an ad here! 570-829-7130

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Logistics/ Transportation

Sales/Retail/ Business Development

timesleaderautos.com

Other

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Logistics/ Transportation

SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS

Call 570-735-1743 for interview.

Sales/Retail/ Business Development

HONESDALE/ LACKAWANNA COUNTY SALES REPRESENTATIVE NEPA’s largest cir-

culated print publication is looking for an experienced Sales Representative to work in Honesdale and Lackawanna County. Qualified individual will have at least two years outside business to business sales experience, will call on existing customers as well as securing new business. A sales assistant will assist in securing confirmed appointments but COLD CALLING IS REQUIRED! Position is $1,000.00 per month salary plus 20% commission. Benefits include health insurance, fitness membership & paid vacation. Please submit your resume to prminc14@aol.com

600 FINANCIAL 630 Money To Loan “We can erase your bad credit 100% GUARANTEED.” Attorneys for the Federal Trade Commission say they’ve never seen a legitimate credit repair operation. No one can legally remove accurate and timely information from your credit report. It’s a process that starts with you and involves time and a conscious effort to pay your debts. Learn about managing credit and debt at ftc. gov/credit. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.

700 MERCHANDISE 702

Air Conditioners

AIR CONDITIONER! Haier 8000 BTU. Works perfect! Used for only 2 months last summer. Comes with remote. $125. 570-237-6001

708

Antiques & Collectibles

COLLECTIBLE Seagram’s Mirror( great condition) 1908 Stanley Cup $50. or best offer. Call Mark at 570-301-3484 or Allison at 631-6635 COMIC BOOKS Gen 13-1, X-files, Spiderman & many others, $1 each. 570-829-2411 NEON SIGN - Electric, Camel sign, 30 years old, $150. 570-829-2411 PHONOGRAPH: Realistic with 8 track and speakers. Includes records & tapes. $30 570-735-6167

To place your ad call...829-7130 RECORDS - LP’S, 78’S, 45’S From 40’S, 50’S, 60’S & 70’S. $1 each. (570) 829-2411

RECORDS: a variety of old 78 records albums. $30. or best offer. 570-333-5263 WASHINGTON QUARTERS 1934-D, 1938-P-1940-D $55. 570-287-4135 YEARBOOKS: Coughlin H.S. 1926, 1928, 1932, 1937, 1940, 1961, 1963, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1949. G.A.R. H.S. 1934, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1945, 1946, 1951, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1961, 1965, 1966, 1970, 1980, 1985, 2005, 2006. Meyers H.S. 1935, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1945, 1946, 1960, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977. Kingston H.S. 1938, 1939, 1940, 1944, 1948, 1949. Plymouth H.S. 1930, 1931, 1932, 1933, 1938, 1943, 1944, 1959, 1960. Hanover H.S. 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1960. West Pittston H.S. Annual 1925, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1931, 1932, 1959. Luzerne H.S. 1951, 1952, 1956, 1957, 1959. Berwick H.S. 1952, 1953, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1967, 1968, 1969 ,1970. Lehman H.S. 1973, 1974, 1976, 1978, 1980. Nanticoke Area H.S. 1976, 2008. Dallas H.S. 1966, 1967, 1968. Bishop Hoban H.S. 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975. West Side Central Catholic H.S. 1965 1974, 1980, 1981. Westmoreland H.S. 1952, 1953 - 1954 G.A.R. H.S. 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976 Pittston H.S. 1936, 1951, 1954, 1963 Pittston Hospital School of Nursing, J.O.Y. of 1957, 1959 West Pittston H.S. 1950, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1960 Hazleton H.S. 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1948, 1949, 1950, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1964 Hazle Twp H.S. 1951, 1952 570-825-4721

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Appliances

DISHWASHER: Whirlpool built-in. White , 6 months old, like brand new. Many features. $350. Frigidaire microwave oven (above range). White, uses standard outlet. $75. 570-696-4204 MICROWAVE over the range GE Spacemaker, white $25. 570-696-4020 WASHER & electric dryer, Kenmore, less than one year old! Excellent Condition! Moving. Call for details. $400. 570-287-0148 WASHER/GAS DRYER Maytag, very good condition. $275. for both $150. each. 570-814-7485

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Baby Items

BABY ITEMS: Newborn swing $50. Childcraft crib $75. Childcraft oak 4 drawer chest $100. Oak dresser combo changing table $100. Newborn-12 month clothing - girl $5. each. Toddler bumper for bed. $10. 570-825-0569

726

Clothing

VINTAGE SLIPS $1.00 (30) Call 823-4941

730

Computer Equipment & Software

SCANNER: Cannon F916000 $25 570-331-0815

732

Exercise Equipment

EXERCISE BENCH: dumbbell exercise bench for sale. Very sturdy and thick all around, like new. $30. Call Eric 609-433-5660 (Wilkes-Barre) WEIGHT BENCH with 80 lbs plastic weights with bar and preacher attachment. $50. 570-371-3367

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Firewood

FIREWOOD, 5 truckloads. Cut, must be split. Poplar and Maple. $75. (570) 388-2388

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Other

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Furniture & Accessories

ASSORTED FURNITURE: 2 end tables, glass on black metallic frame. $20; Black leather living room chair. Great condition. $20; Kitchen or backyard solit wood table with green metallic frame $15; Futon in decent shape. Can be used as sofa or bed. Can include cushion if wanted $25; Twin size portable bed frame. Folds up and rolls anywhere. $39. Eric 609-433-5660 (Wilkes-Barre) CEDAR CHEST $130. LIQUOR CHEST made from wood antique radio cabinet, 2 doors 5’ high $60. Antique toy carpet loom, wooded 2’x1’x1’ $30. 570-639-2780 DESK brown, very sturdy, 2 drawers, excellent condition, $40. 570-472-1646 LAMPS (2) grey metal & black. $25 each. 570-740-1246

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Other

BABY TOYS, $15. tODDLER TOYS $15. GRACO CAR SEAT $20. 570-868-0481

One of Northeastern PA s fastest growing pre-owned Automobile dealerships is in need of the following:

DRESSING TABLE Jenny Lind $10. Baby toys from $1. 570-331-0815

AUTOMOBILE SALES PEOPLE

STROLLER excellent condition with basket, hood & cup holder. $15. 570-472-1646

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Building Materials

BATHROOM SINK SET: Gerber white porcelain bathroom sink with mirror and medicine cabinet. Matching set. $80. 570-331-8183 BAY WINDOW Anderson center Bay Window. $100. 570-825-5847 SINK TOP 37”X22”, Opal, NEW $25. 570-675-3328

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Cemetery Plots/Lots

Must be self starter with the drive and determination worthy of a six figure income. Must have a minimum of 3 years automobile sales experience and a valid drivers license with a clean driving history. Must be willing to work flexible hours, including nights and weekends. Must pass Criminal background check and periodic drug testing.

F&I PERSON Must have a minimum of 3 years automobile F&I experience along with a valid drivers license with a clean driving history. Competitive salary and bonus. Must be willing to work flexible hours, including nights and weekends. Must pass Criminal background check and periodic drug testing.

Please send resume to c/o The Times Leader, Box 2560 15 N. Main St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250 548 Medical/Health

548 Medical/Health

744

Furniture & Accessories

CHAIR small overstuffed parlor or bedroom chair, pink & white stripe, good condition $10. China breakfront, 4 door $400. 3 pink banquet tablecloths 1 white banquet table cloth, 4 matching napkins $5. all. 570-675-0920 COFFEE TABLE, vintage 1950’s/1960’s , blonde wood finish, rectangular, 36”L x 20”W x 16”H, excellent $30. MIRROR, Victoria style, elegant with burnished gold gilding, measures 38” L x 30” W, excellent condition, $40 call 709-3146 COUCH & Loveseat, light beige with blue & pink stripe, matching pillows, excellent condition. $375. TABLE - 41” round white top with wood trim, 4 chairs, yellow seats, wicker like, excellent condition $300. ENTERTAINMENT Unit, oak with glass doors, shelves & drawer. $75. (570) 287-2610 DINETTE/KITCHEN SET rattan 5 piece. 42” round tile top table + 4 swivel arm chairs, padded seats. Very well made, excellent condition. Delivery possible asking $125. 868-6327

LINE UP A GREAT DEAL... IN CLASSIFIED!

FUTON Cost $600. Will sell for $250. 570-235-1389 KITCHEN SET. Wood, oval, brown table, good shape. $75. 570-970-6651 PATIO PICNIC TABLE: 6 chairs. Table is light green chairs are dark green $125.00. 570-288-5628

PATIO SET - 36 in. diameter table and 4 chairs, wooden, foldable. Like New. $50. 570-824-0591

548 Medical/Health

MEMORIAL SHRINE CEMETERY 6 Plots Available

May be Separated Rose Lawn Section $450 each 570-654-1596 ST. NICHOLAS’ CEMETERY, SHAVERTOWN 6 Plots. Can be divided. Near Entrance. $550 each. Call 570-675-9991

726

Clothing

COAT - Ladies Black Persian Lamb with fur on collar. $50. 570-313-5213 PURSES (2) Vera Bradley assorted purses $15. each. 570-693-2612

LPN SUPERVISOR

Oakwood Terrace a licensed personal care community specializing in all types of memory care is seeking a caring individual with leadership abilities to fill the position of LPN Supervisor. Position is Full Time in the evening. Hours are 2:30pm-11:00pm. Duties include administering medication, treatments, supervising resident attendants, and communicating with physicians and families. Must be 21 years of age and have a valid nursing license. Must have updated CPR and First Aid Certification. We offer a competitive starting wage, comprehensive benefit package and attendance bonus after training. Applicants can email cover letter & resume along with salary history to

janines@oakwoodterraceinc.com or call 570-451-3171 ext 102 Please visit out website at www.oakwoodterraceinc.com Oakwood Terrace is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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Must have valid PA driver s license. Nanticoke area. No Experience necessary. Will train. Excellent opportunity for home makers, retiree, or second income. Summer work also available.

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744

Furniture & Accessories

PATIO SET - Sage green 3 piece patio bar set - has 2 swivel stools. Very good condition. $125 FUTON - Oak with futon cover. Excellent condition. $150 (570) 868-0220 Recliners - Two. Good working condition. Great for a basement area, rec room or cottage. FREE 570-970-0372

752 Landscaping & Gardening FREE DIRT FILL WITH ROCK. Just come and pick it up. Hard to find rich black soil. Screen or rake it to make top soil. 1,000’s of triaxial truck loads available. 189 Foote Avenue, Duryea 570-457-6610 LAWN MOWER: Craftsman, rear bag, high rear wheels, excellent condition $135. 570-822-4251 LAWN TRACTOR $550. Craftsman 42” 18 H.P. New blades, excellent condition. 472-3888 LAWNMOWER, Craftsman, electric start 875 Series. 21” cut EZ walk, vary speed, asking $175. 570-855-8764 RIDING MOWER Scott’s 42” cut, 17hp, engine runs but needs work. $400 or best offer. 570-855-0390

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Medical Equipment

POWER CHAIR Jazzy Select, $500 570-829-2411

758 Miscellaneous AIR CONDITIONER Kenmore 8,000 BTU with remote. $80. 570-885-2222 BARREL, wooden. 53 gallon. Excellent condition $195. 570-876-3830 BEDLINER: 89 Chevy S10 truck bedliner, standard cab $30. 2000 Chevy Cavalier LS rear trunk spoiler, black $10. Four barrel carb running from Chevy motor $50. 3 suitcases in excellent shape $40. 570-740-1246

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BRIDAL ITEMS wedding gown size 14 beaded & sequence bodice & train $65. Wedding candle with tea light insert $3. Size 7 flower girl dress $35 matching accessories $10. 570-331-0815 CEDAR CHEST, $75, Floor Lamp, $25, Pine shelf $5. Swag, grapes & wine bottles $5. 570-693-2612

758 Miscellaneous

758 Miscellaneous

CANES & WALKING STICKS. NEW BATCH! Different sizes and shapes. Made from the roots of Slippery Maple Trees. Over 20 available at $4 each. 735-2081.

WASHER: Whirlpool Duet front load washer. Whirlpool Duet front dryer. Both white, electric. Only 2 years old. Great condition. Water & Energy Saving. $275 Each or both for $550 . or best offer. Call 570-825-7867

CROCKS two 5 gallon for $15. each. 570-824-6770 DISHES 3 sets, $10 each. CANNING JARS pints & quarts, $1.25 & $1.50 per dozen. About 10 dozens. 823-4941 FENDER BASSMAN 60 Combo. 15 inch speaker in good condition. $159 Call Rick 283-2552

Line up a place to live in classified! FIREPLACE: electric fireplace with remote. Height 45” Width 48” white in color, not used. $70. 570-655-3512 FOOTBALL BEDDING full size includes bedspread, blanket & drapes, excellent condition. Asking $200. Call Pat 570-262-4582 GLASS DOOR. 4 way glass door for bath tub. $25 570-331-8183 Items in Garage for Sale, $.45-$45. or $900 for all. Moving. 570-735-1589 POLICE SCANNER Radio Shack 200 channel, excellent condition. $75. Firm. 570-371-3367 PUMPS 3 air quality pumps with tripods, environmental $25. OSTER FOOD PROCESSOR great for summer $35. VCR JVC like new with remote $25. 570-740-1392 RELIGIOUS ITEMS Hand made Rosaries, $5. Pope John Paul II Memoriblia. 570-829-2411 SAFE DEPOSIT BOX Yale, 18”x13”. $100. 570-825-5847 THE AVENGERS DVD ‘63 boxed set. 6 Classic Episodes with Patrick MacNee and Honor Blackman. $25 Rick 570-283-2552 TOASTER OVEN white, Hamilton Beach $10. 570-472-1646 TOASTER OVEN/ BREAD MAKER combination by Toastmaster, digital control, like new. Originally. $130. asking $35. 570-868-6327 TRAILER homemade construction trailer converts to boat trailer holds up to 1 ton $175. 570-825-3955 VACUUM Electrolux upright, like new, excellent condition $100. 822-9855 WHEELS Toyota Scion 16” steel 5 lug wheels. Total of 4. Brand new. $180 570-287-1642

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Musical Instruments

BASS AMPLIFIER. Bass guitar amplifier, 15watts. very portable, barely even used $35. Casio piano keyboard. 76 keys, multiple sounds & tones, $140. Both excellent condition. 570-824-1114

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Office Equipment

PRINTER: Epson workforce 500 printer, new in box 5 features, print/ scan/copy/fax/phot. retail $89 will sell for $35. 819-4951

770

Photo Equipment

CAMERA Minolta XG-M 35 MM SLR with 50 MM F1.7 lens, owners manual, in original box, excellent condition in Wilkes-Barre $45. 607-565-1726 CAMERAS: Kodak Easy Share Camera with yellow case. 3x optical lens, silver, good condition, screen not scratched, takes 2 double A batteries. $25. Sony CyberShot camera. Pink, 7.2 pixels, good condition with battery charger $60. 570-592-1386 DIGITAL CAMERA HP Photosmart 7.2 MegaPixel w/2Gig Memory. Takes stills and video. Used item sold as is. $49 Call Rick 283-2552

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Pools & Spas

POOL 21’ round x 56” deep, new liner, new cover, new pump, new filter complete with deck. $975. or best offer. 570-328-6767 POOL FILTERS Intex, (disposable) $7. each. 696-4020 POOL: above ground, 15ft round 4 years old. Hayward filter. $500. 570-592-3862 VACUUM Hayward Ultra Pool vacuum. Used one season. New $ 500., asking $ 200. 388-6937

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Restaurant Equipment

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT

Bev Air 2 door refrigerator/ sandwich prep table, Model SP48-12, $1300. For details

Call 570-498-3616

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Restaurant Equipment

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT

SOMERSET TURN OVER MACHINE model SPM45, $500; ALSO, Bunn Pour Over Coffee Machine, Model # STF15, $225 For more info, call

570-498-3616

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT

Somerset Dough Sheeter, Model CAR-100. Only 1 available. $1,500 Call for more info

570-498-3616

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT

8x12 walk in cooler $2300; 8x8x10 walk in freezer $3800; Pizza oven with stones $2000; Stainless steel kitchen hood $3000; Stainless steel pizza oven hood $4000; bread pan rack $100; 2 soup warmers for $100; 2 door sandwich prep table $500. All equipment is sold as is. For more info, call

570-847-0873

776 Sporting Goods BACKBOARD, Basketball, fiberglass with rim and net. $20. WEIGHTLIFTING BARBELL, 60 lbs in weights, incline bench. $25. COTS, two camping cots. $25. 570-824-0591 BASKETBALL HOOP; Great condition, asking $90. Call 570-331-8183 GOLF CLUBS Ram, 3 woods, 2-Hybrids, 7 irons, putter, bag $60. 570-655-4815

Say it HERE in the Classifieds! 570-829-7130 PING PONG TABLE, $50. 570-825-5847 POOL TABLE American Heritage 7’ oak & slate Billiard table with blue cloth, includes wall rack, 4 cues & bridge. Excellent condition, buyer must move $899. 570-474-2206

778

Stereos/ Accessories

RECORD TURNTABLE Optimus Model Lab1000 semi-automatic belt drive. Little use. $25. cash. 570-868-6327

780

Televisions/ Accessories

TV 19” color with remote, very good $25. Call Bruce 570-655-4815

786 Toys & Games SCOOTER Disney Princess with 3 wheels, age 3 years to 6 years. $10. 570-696-4020 TOY PONY, beautiful plays HI O SILVER cost $199 sacrifice $40. Overland Express battery operated train, 20 racks $25. Easel chalkboard $5. boys small bike $5. 570-675-3328

XBOX-360. Guitar hero guitar $10. XBOX 360 cordless racing wheel & pedals $20. 570-693-2612

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Stereo/TV/ Electronics

STEREO SYSTEM. Sharp stereo system in sleek royal blue &d silver. Features a 5 disc CD changer & remote. Comes with 2 speakers & 1 subwoofer. $80. 570-824-1114 TV 25” color, remote, good condition. $20 570-472-1646

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Swimming Pools/Hot Tubs

SWIMMING POOL: Intex Easy Set Swimming Pool 15’ X 42” used 1 season, in box, ladder, skimmer, pump, hoses, filter, cover, tarp, vacuum / poles, algaecide, cartridge, chlorine, PH, $25 firm. 570-709-1915

796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise

BUYING SPORT CARDS Pay Cash for

baseball, football, basketball, hockey & non-sports. Sets, singles & wax. 570-212-0398

800 PETS & ANIMALS 810

Cats

TELEVISION: GE. 28” works good, needs remote $90. 570-740-1246

BEAGLE about 1 year old, black & white, brown face loveable, house trained, not neutered, named Oreo. FREE to good home includes about 1 week of food, kennel, toys & bones. 855-9475

TELEVISIONS: 2 TV’s, color. 19” & 25”. 25” Polaroid works very well, with remote. $20. 609-433-5660 (Wilkes-Barre)

CAT & KITTENS FREE! Homes urgently needed. They love people, animals & kids. Will transport. 570-299-7146

780

Televisions/ Accessories

810

Cats

CAT: Black Female Longhair, 7 years free to good home. Spayed and vaccinations up to date. 570-864-2602

Birds? Cats? Dogs? Skunks? Snakes? Sell Your Animals with a Classified Ad! 570-829-7130 Cats - Free to good home. Urgent. All colors - very loveable. Good with people & pets. (570) 460-3539

HIMALAYAN PERSIAN KITTENS Shots & Wormed Health guarantee Family raised. $450. (570) 922-1706 KITTENS FREE to good home, now 4 weeks, ready June 19. 4 females, 1 male. 570-814-7485

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Dogs

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GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS

AKC. Black & Tan Regular & long coat guardianangel shepherds2.com $900 each. Call 570-379-2419

SHIH-TZU PUPPIES & POMERANIAN PUPPIES Parents on premises Shots Current. $500 - Poms $550 - Shih-Tzus 570-401-1838

YORKIE MALE PUPPY

Moving, Must Sell. 5 months old. Very smart & loveable. Shots & warmed. No fleas. Hypoallergenic. Paper/Outside trained. A bundle of joy! $400 firm 570-436-5083

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PAWS

Dogs

DOG CRATE, wire, with plastic tray bottom. 24”x18”. $30. Call 570-814-9574

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Call 829-7130

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This will create a seller account online and login information will be emailed to you from gadzoo.com “The World of Pets Unleashed” You can then use your account to enhance your online ad. Post up to 6 captioned photos of your pet Expand your text to include more information, include your contact information such as e-mail, address phone number and or website. DOG: Loving family dog, Frankie, is looking for a new home. 10 year old miniature doberman pincher. (Weighs about 15 lbs). Very friendly. Free to a good home. Call 570-899-1075

GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS

AKC shots, wormed www.mountain hauskennels.com

570-746-1689

HARVEY S LAKE

17 ONEONTA HILL FOR SALE BY OWNER Year Round Home! Spectacular View! Low Taxes!

Lots of off street parking, close to Grotto. Raised ranch with 2 car garage, 3 Bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, kitchen, large porch with lake view & bar. $142,500.

OPEN HOUSE COMING IN JUNE

Directions Left @ Grotto @ Stop sign make left, then quick right onto Oneonta Hill, 3rd House on right. CALL Dave @ 570-417-6661

Pet Supplies

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Place your pet ad and provide us your email address

906 Homes for Sale

Having trouble paying your mortgage? Falling behind on your payments? You may get mail from people who promise to forestall your foreclosure for a fee in advance. Report them to the Federal Trade Commission, the nation’s consumer protection agency. Call 1-877FTC-HELP or click on ftc.gov. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.

BEAR CREEK VILLAGE 13 Hedge Road

20 year old Contemporary in prime location. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, large kitchen, unfinished basement, hardwood floors 1st floor and attached 2 car garage. Total electric. $265,000 (570) 472-9660

FORTY FORT

Small ranch home. 2 bedroom, full basement, new roof. Large carport. Very low utility bills. 1 mile from Route 81. Asking $40,000. Call Nick 570-702-4077

HARVEYS LAKE

Lovely lake living. Welcome to the best of 2 worlds. #1: The amenities of lakefront properties - fishing, boating and a 2 story boat house (one of only 30 on the lake); #2: The serenity and privacy of tiered stone patios and lush gardens surrounding this classic 3,500 sq ft lake home perched high above Pole 306, Lakeside Drive. The views are spectacular from our 5 bedroom home with 2 stone fireplaces & hardwood floors throughout. Call for an appointment. We also welcome realtors. $799,000 570-639-2423

To place your ad Call Toll Free 1-800-427-8649

SWOYERSVILLE

Immaculate 2 story, stone & vinyl. Large lot on cul-de-sac. 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths. Detached oversized 2 car garage with loft. Tile, hardwood, granite, central air. laundry/pantry & large family room with built in bar & fireplace on 1st floor. $276,900. 570-288-3256 570-406-2462


906 Homes for Sale

KINGSTON

WEST WYOMING 438 Tripp St

915 Manufactured Homes

ASHLEY PARK

Laurel Run & San Souci Parks, Like new, several to choose from, Financing &Warranty, facebook.com/ MobileOne.Sales Call (570)250-2890

46 Zerby Ave Sunday 1pm-3pm Lease with option to buy, completely remodeled, mint, turn key condition, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, large closets, with hardwoods, carpet & tile floors, new kitchen and baths, gas heat, shed, large yard. $134,000, seller will pay closing costs, $5000 down and monthly payments are $995/month. WALSH REAL ESTATE 570-654-1490

LINEUP ASUCCESSFULSALE INCLASSIFIED! Doyouneedmorespace? A yard or garage sale in classified is the best way tocleanoutyourclosets! You’re in bussiness with classified!

PARDEESVILLE

738 PARDEESVILLE RD CORNER LOT

SUNDAY 1:00PM-3:00PM Completely remodeled home with everything new. New kitchen, baths, bedrooms, tile floors, hardwoods, granite countertops, all new stainless steel appliances, refrigerator, stove, microwave, dishwasher, free standing shower, tub for two, huge deck, large yard, excellent neighborhood $154,900 (835.00 / 30years/ 5%) 570-654-1490

NICELY PRICED $219,900 (570) 233-1993

LINEUP ASUCCESSFULSALE INCLASSIFIED!

WILKES-BARRE 1 bedroom, well furnished. Includes heating, cooling, garbage, water, cable, HBO & broadband WIFI. Security & References. No Pets. 570-829-1279

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Apartments/ Unfurnished

912 Lots & Acreage

ABSOLUTE NY FARMLAND SALE!

June 4th! 5 to 14 acre parcels - opening price $24,900! Less than 3 hrs NY City! No closing costs! Prime buildable acreage! Call 888-481-1373 NOW for free info!

Doyouneedmorespace? A yard or garage sale in classified is the best way tocleanoutyourclosets! You’re in bussiness with classified!

Highland Hills, Charles Place Open! Four 1+ acre lots available. Call 570-498-9244

NY FARM LIQUIDATION SALE! June 4!

Lender Owned Land/Farm Buildings - $69,900! Less than 3 hrs NY City. Gorgeous setting, views, stonewalls! FREE CLOSING COSTS! 888-793-7762 for free info packet! www.NewYork LandandLakes.com

PLAINS 38 & 40 Laurel St 2 blocks off River St. 50’W X 100’D. Nice Location. Utilities in place. $12,000 570-829-8529

Brand new, clean 2 bedrooms. Washer/ dryer hook-up. No Pets. $550 + utilities. 570-868-6020

AVOCA 3 rooms, wall to wall

carpeting, appliances, coin-op laundry, off street parking, security. No pets. $410/month (570) 655-1606

BEAR CREEK New furnished

3 room apartment Includes water, septic & most of the heat. No smoking & no pets. $750/ month. + security, references. Could be unfurnished. Call (570) 954-1200

EXETER LARGE ROOMS 2 bedrooms, central

air, gas heat, off street parking. $625 /per month, plus security deposit. 570-299-7103

HANOVER TOWNSHIP

3029 South Main St Very large 1st floor,

3 bedrooms, wall to wall carpet, central air, eat in kitchen with appliances. Off street parking. Washer /dryer hookup. Heat & cooking gas included. Tenant pays electric & water. $750 + security. No Pets. Call 570-814-1356

Apartments/ Unfurnished

EXETER

SENIOR APARTMENTS

222 Schooley Ave. Exeter, PA

Accepting applications for 1 bedroom apartments. Quality 1 bedroom apartments for ages 62 and older. Income limits apply. Rent only $437 month. * Utilities Included * Laundry Facilities * On Site Management *Private parking Call for appointment 570-654-5733 Monday - Friday 8am-11am. Equal Housing Opportunity

To place your ad call...829-7130

HANOVER TOWNSHIP

Great location, 1 bedroom apartment in residential area, all utilities included. $600/month + security. 908-482-0335

HANOVER TOWNSHIP

West End Road TWO Clean & bright 3 bedroom apartments. Heat, water, garbage & sewer included with appliances. Off street parking. No pets, non smoking, not section 8 approved. References, security, first and last months rent. $725/month 570-852-0252 570-675-1589

JENKINS TWP./PITTSTON 2nd floor, newly renovated, 2 bedrooms, carpet, nice yard, easy parking. Small Pets okay. Heat, Water included. $600/month. Credit check & references required. Cell (917) 753-8192

KINGSTON

44 E. Walnut St. Must Be Seen! Private home, 2nd floor duplex. Outstanding neighborhood, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, expansive apartment. All new kitchen with appliances. Extra storage available. $650 + utilities. No pets, no smoking. Lease/ application 570-954-2111 leave message

NANTICOKE Deluxe 1 bedroom,

2nd floor apartment. Large bedroom & living areas, wall to wall carpet. Includes all appliances + washer / dryer. All electric. Must see. $425 + utilities, first/ last. No pets. 570-735-0525

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KINGSTON

72 E. W alnut St. 2nd floor, located in quiet neighborhood. Kitchen, living room, dining room, sun room, bathroom. 2 large and 1 small bedrooms, lots of closets, built in linen, built in hutch, hardwood and carpeted floors, fireplace, storage room, yard, w/d hookup and new stove. Heat and hot water incl. Available May 1. 1 yr. lease + security $900/month 570-406-1411

KINGSTON Bring Rover or Kitty & move right into your choice of a 1 or 2 bedroom apt. Off street parking, coin laundry, great location. $450$600/mo + security, heat & electric. Call 570-262-1577

KINGSTON

E.Light, WALNUT ST. bright, 1st

floor, 2 bedrooms, elevator, carpeted, Security system. Garage. Extra storage & cable TV included. Laundry facilities. Heat & hot water furnished. Fine neighborhood. Convenient to bus & stores. No pets. References. Security. Lease. No smokers please. $840. 570-287-0900

KINGSTON

Rutter Ave. 1 bedroom 1st floor, large living room, neutral decor. Gas heat, water included. Off street parking. No pets. $420 plus security & lease. 570-793-6294

MOUNTAIN TOP WOODBRYN 1 & 2 Bedroom.

No pets. Rents based on income start at $405 & $440. Handicap Accessible. Equal Housing Opportunity. Call 570-474-5010 TTY711 This institution is an equal opportunity provider and employer.

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1ST FLOOR, 1 bedroom apartment, off street parking. Water & re-cycling included. Call Tom at 570-760-2785

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NANTICOKE First floor, 3 rooms

plus bath with shower. Refrigerator, stove, ceiling fans, carpeting, heat, hot water, sewer & garbage included. No pets or smoking. $465 + security. Call (570) 814-2229

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Charming, Victorian 2 bedroom 3rd floor apartment. Partially furnished. 34 West Ross St. View at houpthouse.com Most utilities included with rent. Historic building is non smoking and pet free. Base rent: $700. Security & References required. Call Vince: 570-762-1453

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4 Rooms, 2 Bedrooms, Wall to Wall carpet, stove and refrigerator $525.00/month + security. Heat Included. No pets. Call 570-823-2214 after 1 p.m.

1 & 2 bedroom apartments. Laundry facility. Off street parking available. Starting at $440. 570-332-5723

WILKES-BARRE

West River St. Large 2, 3, & 4 bedroom apartments. Heat & hot water included. Balcony. Off street parking. Washer dyer hookup. Pets OK. $855 - $950. Call 570-237-0124

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West River Street Several 1 bedroom apartments available. Hardwood flooring & appliances included. Heat, water, sewer & trash also included. Walking distance to Wilkes University. Pet Friendly. Available June 1. Starting at $600. 570-969-9268

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too much for your current office, but dread the inconvenience of moving? We can help! We not only offer less expensive rent, but we will also help you move to our modern office space in the Luzerne Bank Building on Public Square. Rents include heat, central air, utilities, trash removal, and nightly cleaning - all without a sneaky CAM charge. Access parking at the the intermodal garage via our covered bridge. 300SF to 5000SF available. We can remodel to suit. Brokers protected. Call Jeff Pyros at 570-822-8577

DOLPHIN PLAZA

Rte. 315 2,000 SF Office / Retail Next to Gymboree 4,500 SF Office Showroom, Warehouse Loading Dock 4 Acres touching I81 will build to suit. Call 570-829-1206

WILKES-BARRE NORTH COMMERCIAL SPACE

9 E. Chestnut St. 1 bedroom, wall /wall carpet, fresh paint. Eat-in kitchen, stove & fridge included. Front porch & shared backyard. Heat & hot water included. Tenant pays electric & cooking gas. $500/month + security. Call (570)814-1356

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Newly Renovated Prime Space. 1,250 sq. ft., Near Kingston Corners. Great location for retail or business office. Easy Access and parking. Call Cliff 570-760-3427

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NANTICOKE

OFFICE FOR LEASE

GREAT LOCATION

414 Front Street available immediately, 1800 square feet, Move in condition. New carpeting. Reception area, conference room, kitchen, and 3 offices, Located on main street in Hanover Section, off-street parking, forced air furnace, central air, or $950/per month Call 570-760-3551 to set an appointment

OFFICE SPACE

Wyoming 900 Sf. Utilities included. Approx 21.5’x40’ $800/month 570-430-4396

PLAINS TWP 7 PETHICK DRIVE OFF RTE. 315 1200 & 700 SF Office Available. Reasonable. 570-760-1513

315 PLAZA 1750 & 3200 SF Retail / Office Space Available 570-829-1206

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3 bedrooms, living room, dining room, kitchen, washer/ dryer hook up. No pets, no smoking. Fenced yard & offstreet parking. Excellent location, $700 + utilities, lease & security. Available June 1st 570-283-1180

LARKSVILLE

3 bedroom, 1 bath half double, Freshly cleaned & painted. Tenant pays all utilities including sewer. $550 plus security. Call (570) 332-5723

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55 Loomis St 3 bedroom, wall to wall carpet, full basement & attic. Stove, fridge & water & garbage included. No pets. $630+ security 570-814-1356

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WILKES-BARRE

2 Half Doubles Both located in nice neighborhoods. Off street parking. Large back yards. No pets. Security & all utilities by tenant. 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, huge attic. $625/month. Also, Adorable 2 bedroom. $550/month 570-766-1881

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Available Nov. 1st Beautiful, clean 1/2 double in a quiet neighborhood. 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, full basement, fenced in yard, 3 porches. New insulation & energy efficient windows. Washer/ Dryer hookup, dishwasher $650 + utilities. 570-592-4133

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WILKES-BARRE MONARCH RENTALS 3 bedrooms, all appliances provided. Call 570-822-7039

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