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A candid conversation with Def Leppard’s Joe Elliott about the new CD and his views on MTV p. 33 TIPS FROM A BARBIE CHICK is torn by fashion p. 47

FREEDOM, FIREWORKS & THE FOURTH

FUN FACTS ABOUT INDEPENDENCE DAY, PLUS SOME LOCAL CELEBRATIONS

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“‘Drawing’ my name with sparklers.”

Steve Husted

What’s your favorite thing about the Fourth of July?

Nikki M. Mascali

Stephanie DeBalko

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“Baking dorkily festive cookies and cupcakes.”

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Matt Chmielewski

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“Duh, ﬁreworks!”

“It’s a day off from work!”

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“Fireworks. More speciﬁcally the very loud ones with the quick, bright ﬂash.”

Letter from the editor

There are many reasons to love the Fourth of July. Our independence, of course, is pretty tops. For me, though, there are a few other things I love about the Fourth: Hitting up a backyard barbecue, seeing all the flags people display snapping in the breeze and that sulfur-y firework smell wafting through the air are pretty up there, too. But my No. 1 favorite thing about the Fourth of July are the memories I have with our Creative Director Steve Husted regarding his first Weekender cover design, way back on June 28, 2006. It was a huge issue, we had interviews with Dave Matthews Band, Sammy Hagar, Def Leppard (which, coincidentally, you can also find on p. 33 this week) and The Beach Boys, who were headlining Wilkes-Barre’s bicentennial celebration in Kirby Park that year. Naturally, since it was a Fourth of July-themed cover story, Steve and I went on the hunt for fireworks to inspire the design of the cover. Following an in-office all-out war of Pop Pop Snappers that we had to get out of our systems first, Steve painstakingly studied the fireworks and then began designing his own fireworks by

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“Going to the ﬁreworks with family and friends. Totally generic, but it never gets old.”

“Watching people waste hundreds of dollars on annoying ﬁreworks.”

“Properly noting the day that Thomas Jefferson told the king to get lost.”

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hand, made out of paper and tape, which he then took pictures of and manipulated to make the graphic we used on the cover. Needless to say, in the ﬁve years since, we’ve fondly recalled — and laughed over — that cover, which you would never know was a Steve Husted design, especially seeing his great designs week after week. I’ve included a picture of said cover (with Steve’s permission, of course), which we once again chuckled over, remembering the ﬁrst of many Steve-and-Nikki bonding moments. Whatever your favorite moment about the Fourth, I wish you a safe and happy one. Thanks for reading! Nikki M. Mascali Weekender Editor Contact us letters@theweekender.com

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MOTIONLESS IN WHITE MOTIONLESS ON THE MOVE NEPA natives Motionless In White will be part of the inaugural All Star Tour, which kicks off in McAllen, Texas Friday, July 22 and runs until Aug. 22. MIW joins 14 other metal bands, including In This Moment, Atilla, blessthefall, Emmure, Alesana and iwrestledabearonce, on the tour. The closest stop to MIW’s hometown will be Thursday, Aug. 4 in Reading. Tickets are available via Ticketmaster. In other MIW news, the band — Angelo Parente, Chris Cerulli, Joshua Balz, Ryan Sitkowski and Ricky Olson — will premier the title track from its debut album, “Creatures” Thursday, July 7 at 10 p.m. on its Facebook page. A live Q&A session with the band and special giveaways will follow. For more info, visit motionlessinwhite.net.

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STOPPING TRAFFIC Lackawanna College will host Rock and Roll Hall of Famer/ Traffic alum Dave Mason at the Mellow Theater, Scranton, Thursday, July 21 at 7:30 p.m. A pre-concert block party will be held on the 500 block of Vine Street from 5-7 p.m. the day of the show, with live entertainment and refreshments. Tickets are $30 and are available at the box office, etix.com or by calling 570.955.1455. Tickets for the block party are $20, and a combination ticket for both is $40. For more info, visit lackawanna.edu. BRASS IN THE GRASS Members of the United States Army Field Band, “U.S. Army, Federal Brass,” will perform a free, hour-long show at The River Common Amphitheater Wednesday, June 29 at 7 p.m.

In case of inclement weather, the performance will be at the Buckingham Center for Performing Arts (Sprague Avenue, Kingston). For more info, visit RiverCommon.org. BLUES AT THE BAKEHOUSE The West Side Blues Band featuring Rick Mayock, Jack Exter and Charlie Singer will perform at Bakehouse (152 United Penn Plaza, Kingston) Friday, July 1 from 6-8 p.m. The evening also features Seattle-based musician Bob Rothstein. There is no cover charge. For info, call 570.714.2253. HAVE A LITTLE FAITH Steamtown Church, in conjunction with Grace Bible Church of Canton, Ohio, will host a weeklong Faith in Action outreach program through Friday, July 1. The program includes work at the Ronald McDonald House, the Scranton Rescue Mission, a vacation Bible school at the Bangor Heights Apartments and more. For more info, visit steamtownchurch.com. GIVE ME SOME AIR Air Supply will perform an outdoor concert at Mount Airy Casino Resort (44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono) on Sunday, July 3 at 7:30 p.m. The resort will also present a fireworks display with music on Saturday, July 2 at 9:30 p.m. Tickets for the concert are $25 and can be purchased at ticketweb.com. For info, visit mountairycasino.com. W

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n Monday, June 27, after more than five years, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled to strike down a law signed by then California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. In a decision split 7-2, the court decided that a law restricting the sale of violent video games to minors was unconstitutional. It was a landmark case, deciding that video games are protected under the First Amendment and that the government has no place in regulating their sale or distribution. The decision of the court came down to the fact that California failed to prove why video games should be given certain restrictions when the state currently does not restrict the sale of violent content in other mediums such as books, movies or music. The state also failed to prove what makes the interactive nature of video games different from other mediums. Unable to persuade the court with evidence of video games’ psychological impact or any basis to consider video games a special case when it comes to violent content, the court was forced to rule against the state. The opinion of the court, written by Justice Antonin Scalia, reads, “Video games qualify for First Amendment protection. Like protected books, plays, and movies, they communicate ideas through familiar literary devices and features distinctive to the medium. And ‘the basic principles of freedom of speech . . . do not vary’ with a new and different communication medium.” The opinion is littered with choice quotes, references and

Games like the one pictured here and below were a topic of controversy in California recently. multiple examples that video games require no exception, that the industry’s self-regulation through the Entertainment Software Rating Board is adequate. It even mentions “Choose-YourOwn-Adventure” books when speaking to the interactive nature of video games, pointing out that video games are not entirely unique in this regard. The opinion of the court places the burden of responsibility squarely on the shoulders of parents, even mentioning that not all parents disapprove of their children consuming violent media while pointing out the vague, hypocritical nature of the law. “Banning violent games would have necessitated bans elsewhere,” the opinion read. “California’s argument would fare better if there were a longstanding tradition in this country of specially restricting children’s access to depictions of violence, but there is none. Certainly the books we give children to read — or read to them when they are younger — contain no shortage

of gore.” As you can see, the real danger of the court upholding this law was the slippery slope it presented, bringing other forms of media into close scrutiny and asking why they are not also included. The law had a definite chilling effect. According to the opinion, the law covered games “in which the range of options available to a player includes killing, maiming, dismembering, or sexually assaulting an image of a human being, if those acts are depicted” in a manner that “(a) reasonable person, considering the game as a whole, would find appeals to a deviant or morbid interest of minors,” that is “patently offensive to prevailing standards in the community as to what is suitable for minors” and that “causes the game, as a whole, to lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.” Reading that description, several games come to mind, but it leaves a vague enough impression that you’re left wondering, where exactly do you draw the line? Personally speaking, I don’t believe children should have access to material designed for adults, violent or otherwise. However, I also don’t believe it’s the government’s place to intervene. I believe the court made the right decision. To put it another way, this was a triumph. W

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A brief look at the history of Independence Day, plus festivities around NEPA By Stephanie DeBalko Weekender Staff Writer

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Independence Day” as we know it in America is more than just a Will Smith movie from the ’90s. It is also the day that commemorates July 4, 1776, when the Declaration of Independence was adopted, and we declared freedom from Britain. Somehow, over the years, the federal holiday came to be synonymous with ﬁrecrackers, hot dogs and indiscriminant drinking, but the mystique surrounding the Fourth of July goes a lot deeper than you might think, proven by the ﬂurry of facts we dug up about this very patriotic day.

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The Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest at Nathan’s Famous in Brooklyn, was, according to archives, ﬁrst held the year the store opened in 1916, and has been happening almost every year since.

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As time goes by

Although the most common event associated with July 4 is our freedom from those pesky Brits, many other monumental things occurred on the day through history. In 1778, from his headquarters in New Jersey, Gen. George Washington directed his army to put “green boughs” in their hats for an

artillery salute — and issued them a double allowance of rum in honor of the day. In 1802, the United States Military Academy opened in West Point, N.Y. In 1827, slavery was abolished in the state of New York. Three presidents died on July

4: Declaration signers Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the date in 1826, and James Monroe passed away in 1831. In 1997, the year after Smith kicked alien butt in theaters, NASA sent the Pathﬁnder space probe to land on the surface of Mars.

Whether it’s in contest form or not, Americans will likely eat 150 million hot dogs on Independence Day, enough to stretch from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles more than ﬁve times.

Memorial Day to Labor Day has been dubbed “Hot Dog Season,” during which Americans typically consume 7 billion hot dogs or 818 hot dogs every second.

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2.5 million: The estimated number of people living in the newly independent nation in July 1776. 311.7 million: The nation’s estimated population on July 4, 2011. 31: Number of places (cities,

towns, villages and censusdesignated places) with “liberty” in their name. 35: Number of places with “eagle” in their name. 11: Number of places with “independence” in their name. 1: Place named “patriot.”

Most people are so giddy with delight over the prospect of a three-day weekend that they’ve had their Fourth of July activities planned for months. But for those who have yet to map out their patriotic festivities, one event to consider could be the First Annual Independence Weekend Extravaganza at Alpine Mountain in Analomink, presented by the resort and the Sherman Theater, Saturday, July 2. The day features live music from bands, including Forbidden Dreams, The Kevin Brennan Band, Big Things and North Of The City, in addition to carnival

What’s in a name? “4th of July,” is a song title that has been used by the Beach Boys, U2, and Soundgarden. “4th of July (Fireworks),” is a song by Kelis. “4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy),”is a song by Bruce Springsteen.

“4th of July,” is a mystery novel by James Patterson. “Born on the Fourth of July,” is the autobiography of Vietnam veteran Ron Kovic, which was made into a ﬁlm in 1989. Fourth of July is a type of non-cherry tomato.

rides, food and of course, ﬁreworks. “It’s going to be a really fun day,” Adam Vodofsky, former marketing director of the Sherman Theater, said last week. “It’s like your quintessential summertime event. … We’re absolutely hoping to make this into a recurring annual event.” The bands begin playing at 4 p.m., and the ﬁreworks are tentatively scheduled for 10 p.m. Tickets are $10 and can be purchased at shermantheater. com.

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From left, Kevin Kutch, Justin Rice and Paul Adamchick of Pizza Paul Pyrotechnics. PHOTO BY STEPHANIE DEBALKO

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Other tidbits:

The national anthem is actually set to the tune of an old English drinking song called “To Anacreon in Heaven.” Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national animal but was outvoted when John Adams and Thomas Jefferson chose the bald eagle. The Declaration’s famous

signature by John Hancock is almost 5 inches long. In 1791 the ﬁrst recorded use of the name “Independence Day” occurred. Sources: history.com, pbs.org, nathansfamous.com, hot-dog.org, census.gov, famousbirthdays. com, examiner.com

There are plenty of people who enjoy setting off a casual firecracker or lighting a sparkler or two for the Fourth of July, but there are only a few professionals who have the licensing and skills to pull off handling the big guns. The masterminds behind Pizza Paul Pyrotechnics are definitely part of that class, and they will be showing off their tricks, engineered through their self-described research and development sessions, for the fireworks display Monday, July 4 at Kirby Park in WilkesBarre.

“It’s going to be 10 times as large as it was last year, safe to say,” said Kevin Kutch, a member of the Pizza Paul team. The aforementioned tricks may have something to do with the “orchestrated chaos” the company is known for, which sets off a tangible rush for each of the men involved, whose passion for ﬁreworks can only be described as an innocent addiction. And a somewhat safe addiction, as all of Pizza Paul’s members are trained and certiﬁed, because safety is always a top priority. Safety aside, one

gets the feeling that the business is more a brotherhood than an entrepreneurial enterprise. That feeling no doubt inﬂuences their shows, where owner Paul Adamchick says putting on a good, fun show — not money — is most important. “If me and my crew go down there, and we can make everybody forget about their problems for 20 minutes, and put a smile on their face, and cheer at the end, it’s worth it,” said Adamchick. “That’s what it’s about.” For more info, visit pizzapaulpyro.com.

Downtown, where all the lights are bright local bands (starting at 4:30 p.m.) and a performance at 7:45 p.m. by the Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic, before ending with a ﬁreworks display at 9:15 p.m. In previous years, the Philharmonic performed at PNC Field in Moosic for the Fourth, but this year’s switch to Courthouse Square is an attempt to escalate the amount of arts available to people in downtown Scranton. The Philharmonic will

kick off the ﬁreworks with the end of its performance, according to Sandra Opshinsky, special events for the City of Scranton. “In an urban environment, there are a lot of people who can’t get in the car and drive out to the stadium, but they can walk to Courthouse Square,” said Mayor Chris Doherty about the move. For more info, visit WeAreScrantastic.com.

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New things are brewing in Lackawanna County for this year’s holiday celebration. In addition to the ﬁreworks at Nay Aug Park on Saturday, July 2, Lackawanna County and the city of Scranton are bringing a star-spangled day-long affair to Courthouse Square Sunday, July 3. Beginning at 3 p.m. with food and entertainment vendors, the event will also feature live entertainment and

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but then again ... By Jim Rising

Weekender Correspondent

No good deed ...

ust another drive up the spine of the Back Mountain on the Memorial Highway. Then, out of the blue, twin flashes of blinding light. Fireworks? It was really bright. Like arc welding, avert your eyes, bright. It was in two spots simultaneously. Seemed like it was a pyrotechnic display. But then I saw wires whipping around and tree branches falling on passing cars. Something bad electrically had happened. It raised the hair on back of my neck. We have very little idea about the power passes over our heads. All the time. You don’t stop or slow on the Memorial Highway unless you want to become a stain on the road surface. So my glimpse of the aftermath was just that, a glimpse. I tried to do the right thing. On my tombstone it will say: “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.” “911 whatisyouremergancy?” “Something happened to the power lines on the Memorial Highway between Sheetz and the animal hospital. Explosions.” “Your name?” I told him, wondering why. “Cell phone?” Now I was concerned. So far, most of the conversation had not been about the emergency. Did he need to know my name? And 911 doesn’t have caller ID? I live in Lehman Twp., we barely have roads, and we have caller ID. But I told him. “Where?”

“Southbound on the Memorial Highway near Sheetz.” “Town?” “Town? I dunno. Shavertown. Dallas maybe.” “Address?” “Address? I dunno. Between the Sheetz and the animal hospital.” (If you are keeping score that was the third time I told him where.) “Which Sheetz?” “There is only one here.” “Power lines are in the road?” Now to be fair: 911 guys work long hours. They are underpaid. They get loads of prank calls. But I had been on the phone for a while, and now we were just getting to what happened, and he had it wrong. “No, I didn’t say that. I don’t know because I am long past there now. I know there was debris in the road.” “Debris?” My instinct was to go all “Airplane” on the guy. Debris, yeah, you know: Rubble, wreckage, ruins, litter and discarded garbage/refuse/ trash, scattered remains of something destroyed. I didn’t. “Yeah, tree branches maybe.” “I’ll alert them.” Click. The paper said the next day that a tree fell on some power lines in the Back Mountain. Not sure if that was my incident or not. I’ll probably never know. W

911 doesn’t have caller ID? I live in Lehman Twp., we barely have roads, and we have caller ID.

Music on the menu

By Alan K. Stout

Weekender Music Columnist

“I was tired of playing covers … And I want to leave my mark somehow.” Rick Jones

Rick Jones will release ‘Chronicles of the Heart’ Friday, July 8.

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athartic. That’s how singer/songwriter Rick Jones describes the process of crafting the songs that are featured on his debut CD, “Chronicles of the Heart.” Fueled and inspired by a turbulent period in his personal life, Jones says the songs helped get him through it while also providing for a creative outlet. “The CD is basically about relationships,” says Jones, 33, of Carbondale. “I write what I feel. All of the hard times that I went through with relationships — they all came back to me. And when you’re going through that hard time, emotionally, that’s what inspires me to write.” Some local music fans might be familiar with Jones from his work with the now disbanded Madison Ave. He also currently plays with the modern-rock group Silent Arms Race and the classic rock group The Six East

Band. “Chronicles of the Heart,” a solo effort, was recorded at Windmill Studios in Mt. Cobb and was produced by Jones and mastered by Eric Ritter. Jones wrote and sang all of the songs and also played bass, acoustic guitar and keyboards. Additional musicians included Ritter, Allen VanWert and R.J. Minichello. “I was tired of playing covers,” says Jones, when asked what other factors inspired him to record the album. “Music, in my life, was everything. And I want to leave my mark somehow. When it’s all said and done, I want to tell my kids, ‘This is what your dad did.’” Jones names Barry Manilow as one of his favorite songwriters, as well as Bryan Adams, KISS, Aerosmith and Rick Springfield. “I’m an ’80s guy,” he says. “When I get on stage, I think of it as more of a

show, rather than just playing the music. I move around a lot on stage, and I think I get that from KISS.” Tracks on Jones’ new CD include “Without You,” “Just Don’t Tell Me,” “Real Love” and “October Day.” It is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amazon and at Gallery of Sound. He says he enjoyed working with Ritter and his other musical collaborators at Wind Mill Studios and that he’s already begun work on a second CD, which he hopes to release later this year. He’ll hold a CD release party for “Chronicles of the Heart” on Friday, July 8 at Clam Diggers in Dickson City. Also on the bill will be Sounds of the Time Machine and Silent Arms Race. Though Jones says his music was inspired by personal experiences, he says the themes are universal and that he hopes listeners will connect with the songs. In fact, he’s fairly certain they will. “I want them to be able to relate,” he says. “I think anybody that was in a relationship or in love can relate to the CD and hopefully feel good about it. When it’s all said and done, I just want people to remember who I was, and hopefully my songs can stand the test of time.”

Rick Jones CD release party ft. Sounds of the Time Machine & Silent Arms Race, Fri., July 8, 9 p.m., Clam Diggers (1946 Scranton-Carbondale Hwy., Dickson City). Find Jones on Facebook or call 570.780.2661 for info.

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“The Empty Family” By Colm Toibin Rating: W W W W W

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olm Toibin’s latest novel, “The Empty Family” is evidence that his depth and understanding of the writing craft has continued to advance. Though the book encompasses nine separate novellas, the literal independence of the pieces from one another is interconnected by the theme of solitude. At first, the idea of emptiness in agreement with family suggests a contradiction. However, as each of the protagonists divulge their story, readers realize that sometimes the strongest sense of connection we have is to ourselves. An interesting aspect about the book is that the settings and time periods vary tremendously throughout in ranging from major cities in America, England, Ireland, and Spain

during the early 19th century to present-day. While time and location changes, profound themes of regret, death and loss can be consistently found throughout the novel therein bonding each of the characters together in their search for acceptance. But, in creating such starkness in the overall tone of the book, Toibin ultimately illustrates how readers begin to empathize with his protagonists to the point that their flaws become the one humanizing aspect connecting the reader to each character. The protagonist in “Silence,” for example, is desperately attempting to seek meaning in her own life subsequent to loss. She writes “(a) list of grim facts led by a single inescapable thought — that love had eluded her, that love would not come back, that she was alone and she would have to make the best of being alone.” As readers may observe, Toibin has an interesting and eloquent style of writing. Rhythmic and winding, each novella hangs in the reader’s mind like a melody. “The Color of Shadows” is perhaps one of the most notable of the pieces. The story greatly captures the sense of alienation in one’s own family. Most specifically, the protagonist, Paul, signifies the exact definition of the empty family — the idea of having everyone around you, but not being able to share your truths, dreams and beliefs with them. “The Pearl Fishers” is another top preference. The story, even in its bleakest of sentiments, is beautifully written with a modernized take on a Celtic tale. It is difficult to decide which of the novellas is supreme, as each captures different reactions from the readers. Overall, it would be incorrect to convey to readers that only one of these nine novellas stands out as superior, as each not only stands alone, but also works in collaboration with the other to further the themes of isolation and eventually, reflection.

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foster. “The most important thing to me when I make these cupcakes is I really want it to taste like the true dessert,” she said. “So it’s a lot of work — and a lot of eating cupcakes to get it just right. Thank goodness I run, or I’d never be able to survive!” The flavors at Canteen 900 change daily, and diners can watch for mango coconut mousse in the future, though “I haven’t quite figured out how to stuff the mousse in the cupcake just yet,” Rossi mused. Find Canteen 900 and Twisted Cakes on Facebook to see what flavors will be offered or call 570.338.2547 or 690.1047. Also on my Dish rounds last

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“The most important thing to me when I make these cupcakes is I really want it to taste like the true dessert.” Twisted Cakes owner Tish Rossi

Twisted Cakes’ bananas foster, left, and raspberry pie crust cupcakes, now available at Canteen 900 in Forty Fort.

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CUPCAKES … AND TEQUILA ne thing I love about writing this column is getting to sample some great fare from all around NEPA. Since I’m a firm believer in having dessert first, let’s start with the yummy cupcakes now available at Canteen 900 (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort), which are made by Twisted Cakes. Before you roll your eyes and say, “Not another cupcake baker,” with flavors like bananas foster, tiramisu, chocolate-covered cherry and salted caramel, it’s easy to see that Twisted Cakes’ cupcakes are different. “It’s kind of like a creative thing for me,” owner Tish Rossi told Dish. “I like all these great desserts, but I don’t like to eat huge portions of it, so I thought it would be an awesome idea to mix and match a little bit of everything and see if I could squeeze it down into cupcakes. I just browse through recipes and try this and that until it works.” And it does. When I visited last week, I sampled Twisted Cakes’ raspberry pie crust and bananas foster cupcakes. The former had a flakey crust outside and a moist cupcake inside, filled with tasty raspberry filling and topped with a delectable pudding-like frosting. The bananas foster tasted like a moist, dense buttermilk biscuit filled with flavorful mashed bananas, and the cream cheese frosting was velvety and delicious. Rossi, a North Carolina native who founded Twisted Cakes in December, said it took three or four tries to perfect the bananas

week, I paid a visit to Agave Cantina & Tequila Bar, which occupies the other half of the building occupied by Bellissimo Pizzeria & Ristorante (223 Northern Blvd., Clarks Summit). Agave is bright and airy, giving the feel of a seaside cantina, especially with its bevy of enticing tequila-laced drinks on the menu. General Manager Amaury Oliveira said Agave offers 50-plus brands of tequila, including el Jimador, Cazadores and Patron, including the brand’s new XO, a tequila-coffee hybrid. And then, of course, there’s Agave’s ample food menu, from tacos and tortas (sandwiches) to burritos and enchiladas, no Mexican craving will be unfed. I nibbled the Agave sampler, which included a delish chicken quesadilla, yummy spicy beef nachos, a crispy beef taquito and a tender chicken flauta, plus the mango chicken salad, which featured grilled chicken, tomato and mango with an amazing honey-lime homemade dressing. Check Agave out for yourself — and have a watermelon margarita (or two) for me. Call 586.6001 or find the restaurant on Facebook for more info. W

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Kevin Wilkinson Sr., second from left, with The Rods May 25 at Gallery of Sound in Wilkes-Barre Twp.

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(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181, 800.282.0283, www.bte.org) • “The Landlover: A Pirate Musical:” July 21-31. Tues.-Thurs., 1 p.m.; Thurs.Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 3 p.m. $13/adult, $7/under 12. Group rates available. For tickets, call box office. ❏ Summer Theater School: Held at the Alvina Krause Theatre, BTE’s Mitrani Production Center, and Caldwell Consistory • Teen Shakespeare Workshop: July 5-15, Mon.-Fri., noon-1:30 p.m. • Treasured Teens: July 25-29, grades 9-12. “Treasure Island,” by Robert Louis Stevenson. • Integrated Arts: Aug. 1-12, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., weekdays at The Caldwell Consistory. Grades 3-8. Focus on music, stories, art, culture from the Caribbean . • Teen Comedy Improv: Aug. 8-12, 2-3:30 p.m. Improvisation games, perform scenes without a script.

F.M. KIRBY CENTER

(71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, 570.826.1100) • “Monty Python’s Spamalot:” Oct. 15, 2 & 8 p.m., $29-$59

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(1501 Wyoming Avenue, Scranton, 570.346.7106) • “Beauty and the Beast:” July 1, 7 p.m., July 3, 2 p.m., Scranton High School Auditorium. $12/ticket.

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(Lakeville Community Hall, Route 590, Lakeville, across from Caesars Cove Haven, 570.226.6207, www.lakesideplayers.net) • Free Theater Camp: July 11-15, 18-22, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Ages 9-13. Theater games, rehearse scenes, learn the basics of acting. Kids interested in working behind the scenes also welcome. Children will perform July 23. For info, call 570.857.2226.

MUSIC BOX PLAYERS

(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or www.musicbox.org) • “Evita:” July 22-24, 28-31, Aug. 4-7. Call for info. • Children’s Summer Theatre Work-

shops: ages 8-12, Mon., Wed., Thurs., July 25-Aug. 19, 9 a.m.-noon to perform “Aladdin Kids” Aug. 19-20. $200. Call to enroll.

PENNSYLVANIA THEATER FOR PERFORMING ARTS

(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org) • Summer Drama Camp program: Aug. 14-20, Ferrwood Music Camp (Drums), 9 a.m.-5 p.m. daily, younger campers, over age 10 can choose day/resident camp. $150/camper, discount children same family. $275/ residents. Application deadline, Aug. 10. Some scholarships available. For info, call 454.5451.

THE PHOENIX PERFORMING ARTS CENTER

(409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.991.1817, www.phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) • “13” musical: July 8-10, 15-17, Fri., Sat., 7 p.m., Sun., 1 p.m. $10. Call for reservations. Presented by Limelight Players.

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SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE

(570.421.5093, www.theshawneeplayhouse.com) • “River’s Edge: The Story of Shawnee:” through Sept. 2, Fri. and Sat., 8 p.m., matinees, 2 p.m., $18/adults, $15/seniors, students, $10/children. Meal, show packages. • “Sisters of Swing: The Story of the Andrew Sisters:” through Sept. 3. $28/adults, $25/seniors, $15/children under 12. Advance purchase advised, can be made at theshawneeplayhouse.com or 570.421.5093. Meal, show, group packages available. • “Nunsense 2: The Second Coming:” through Sept. 4, Fri., Sat., 8 p.m., matinees, 2 p.m. Adults/$28, seniors/ $25, children/$15. Call for reservations. • “School House Rock Live! Jr.:” through Aug. 17, $10, get advanced tickets by calling the box office. • “Alice in Wonderland. Jr.:” July 7-Aug. 27, $10. For tickets, show times and more, call.

SHERMAN THEATRE

(524 Main St., Stroudsburg, 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com) • “Ragtime:” July 9, 8 p.m., July 10, 2 p.m. $13-$17. Based on the 1975 novel by E.L. Doctorow.

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• “The Cat, The Sun, and The Mirror:” July 16, Canteen 900 (900 Rutter Ave., Kingston, 570.338.2547).

WISECRACKERS

(15 S. Pennsylvania Blvd., Wilkes-Barre) • American Cancer Society Benefit: Aug. 5, 9 p.m., $15. For tickets, call 570.562.9749. Proceeds benefit American Cancer Society. Featuring Joe Bryan, Meghan Hanley, Moody McCarthy.

By Mike Sullivan Weekender Correspondent

Rating: W 1/2

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movie review

Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake star in ‘Bad Teacher.’

This ﬁlm ﬂunks

top it. Just stop it, America. Cameron Diaz is not going to sleep with you. So please stop pretending that this marginally talented person is funny. If not, you’re only going to get more movies like “Bad Teacher.” Is that what you want? To watch joy and laughter die slowly in a ditch? Because that’s what is going to happen if you allow her to continue making comedies. It’s your decision, America. Choose wisely. “Bad Teacher” has nothing at all to do with “Bad Santa” and does not involve Billy Bob Thornton as a foul-mouthed janitor who moonlights as a physics teacher or whatever (sadly). Instead “Bad Teacher” involves Diaz as Elizabeth

Halsey, a foul-mouthed teacher who glumly sleepwalks through her job when her rich ﬁance dumps her for being a gold digger. With no desire to continue molding young minds, Elizabeth attempts to seduce Mr. Delacorte (Justin Timberlake, who isn’t going to sleep with you either, America. Stop encouraging him), a nerdy, oblivious substitute teacher who also happens to be an heir to a watch-company fortune. However, a rival teacher (Lucy Punch, overacting wildly), who actually shares more in common with Delacorte, stands in the way of Elizabeth’s self-centered desires. What the hell happened here? Jake Kasdan has directed strong underrated comedies like

“Zero Effect” and “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story,” while screenwriters Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg have written some of the strongest episodes of “The Ofﬁce” (most notably “The Dinner Party” and “The Coup”). So why exactly is “Bad Teacher” such a failure? Mostly it’s because of Diaz who, admittedly, is very convincing as a grotesquely vile human being (what a surprise) but there’s no spark or bite behind the performance. Diaz portrays Elizabeth in such a dour, lifeless way that she quickly destroys the comic potential of every scene she appears in although, not that many scenes had very much comic potential to begin with. The movie is dark comedy at

its most blandly calculating. It’s the kind of movie that too often substitutes swearing with actual humor. This manufactured shock value might have been tolerable if it had been played with even a minor degree of subtlety, but everything about “Bad Teacher” is broad and over-the-top. Just like Stupnitsky and Eisenberg’s disappointing “Year One,” cheap and easy laughs are mined from boners, farts and dry-humping while Elizabeth’s fellow faculty members are nothing more than dorky, one-dimensional foils. It reveals what “The Ofﬁce” would be like if every character was Michael Scott, and it’s not pretty. Still, considering the level of talent behind the scenes, there are occasional glimpses of the smart comedy “Bad Teacher” could have been. In one of the best running gags, Elizabeth ironically shows her students feel-good high school

dramas like “Stand By Me” in lieu of an actual lesson plan, while the bits involving the corruptive influence Elizabeth has over her meek quasi-friend, Lynn (Phyllis Smith) are well-observed. There’s even a cameo appearance from “The Upright Citizen Brigade’s” Matt Besser as an Abraham Lincoln impersonator who loathes his job and a funny scene between “Reno 911’s” Thomas Lennon and “Modern Family’s” Eric Stonestreet. Unfortunately, these moments are fleeting and mostly left in the margins. A lot of critics have wrongly dismissed “Bad Teacher” because the movie doesn’t give you any characters you can root for or side with. Although that is true, that isn’t the real issue with “Bad Teacher.” The film isn’t a failure because it’s filled with truly unlikable characters. It’s a failure because none of those unlikable characters are funny.

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‘Sisterhood of the Traveling Haute Couture’

By Stephanie DeBalko

Weekender Staff Writer

nlike pole dancing and stripteasing, the genre of burlesque has gotten a bad rap for being something that it’s technically not. Sure, it sometimes involves provocative dancing and often risqué costumes, but its rich history speaks more to the femininity of women (of all sizes) than it does to satisfying the primal urges of someone else. But you don’t have to take our word for it. The owners of Star Tresses Grand Salon & Day Spa in Forty Fort, Carolyn Salvaggio and Hilary Forlenza, in conjunction with some of the women behind Whirligig Hoopers, Susan Anderson and Jenny Hill, are offering “Girls’ Night Out: An Evening of Burlesque” Friday, July 1 from 6-8 p.m. at the salon. The workshop will feature a history of the genre — which is more theatrical than sexual — along with demonstrations of some basic techniques for glove and stocking peels, taught by Anderson and Hill. Attendees will also make a fascinator, a hair accessory that is historically quite flamboyant, and will be given a sexy little hair and makeup transformation by the team at Star Tresses. The idea for the class came about spontaneously, as Anderson and Hill are involved in hooping (a type of dance that involves the use of a large hoop) and Anderson has been a client of the salon for a long time and has a close relationship with Forlenza, who is also an experienced makeup artist. After a hoop class at The New York School of Burlesque, where hooping and burlesque were combined, and a straight burlesque class in Philadelphia, Anderson and Hill developed an interest in the genre and began to talk about the idea

SERVING LUNCH, DINNER & LATE NIGHT ‘TIL 1 A.M. Susan Anderson and Jenny Hill are two of the women behind “Girls’ Night Out.”

“It’s by personality, because everyone that walks through this door is not going to be as adventurous or as conservative.” Star Tresses co-owner Hilary Forlenza

of doing something locally that would give women the same feeling of empowerment they experienced in the varied classes they took. “We just want them to know we’re real people,” Anderson said. “This is not what we do (for a living). There are days that I feel less than perfect, there are days that I feel better about myself. But it’s something that has made us feel a little bit better, and we kind of want (guests) to take that home with them.” The workshop is in line with what the salon has always aimed for, which is to create looks for women that make them feel confident and unique. And attendees can expect a makeover that will be less period drama and more evening sexy. “It’s by personality,” Forlenza said, explaining her technique. “Because everyone that walks through this door is not going to be as, maybe, adventurous or as conservative. You have conservative women, you have athletic women, you have no-nonsense women, you have dramatic women, you

have exotic women, and that’s what I play on. You don’t want to do something to someone that’s going to make them feel uncomfortable.” And comfort is what the evening is all about. Nobody will have to get up and perform in front of the entire class. Instead, guests will be able to enjoy a glass of wine and some pampering, and then learn some theatrical techniques in, most likely, a roundtable style. “It’s about empowering women, it’s about confidence, it’s about feeling beautiful, and feeling secure, inside your own body,” Forlenza said. “That’s the bottom line.” W

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BAZAARS/FESTIVALS

7th Annual Festival of Unity July 9, noon, Nay Aug Park. Live music, ethnic cuisine, messages from members of community. Bring lawn chairs, blankets. 20th Annual Ukrainian Folk Festival Aug. 21, noon, Ukrainian American Sport Center (Tryzub, County Line and Lower State Roads, Horsham). Open to public, $15, $10/ students, free/kids under 15. Stage show 1:30-4:30 p.m. Public dance 4:30-8 p.m. Proceeds benefit youth soccer, cultural programming. For info, visit tryzub.org. Holy Family Summer Picnic June 8-9, 6-11 p.m., July 10, 5-10 p.m., Holy Family Church (828 Main St., Sugar Notch), rain or shine. Food, games, prizes, bingo. Kids’ Night Sat., pony rides, balloon wars. Music by Oz, Fri.; Groove Train, Sat.; Tyme, Sun. Call 570.822.3483 for info.

Mountaintop Hose Company No. 1 38th Annual Bazaar July 15-17, Fri. 5:30 p.m., Sat. 5 p.m., Sun. 4 p.m. Food, games, prizes, drawings, more. Firemen’s Parade, Sat., 5 p.m., Pat Ward Magic Show, 7 p.m. New Merchandise Auction Sun., 5 p.m. St. Mary’s/SS. Peter and Paul’s Churches Annual Summer Festival July 14-16, 6 p.m. nightly on grounds of St. Mary’s School (corner of Hawthorne, Spring Streets, Avoca). Live music, polka, food, raffles, face painting, more. For info call 570.457.3412.

BENEFITS / CHARITY EVENTS 2nd Annual Cancer Wellness Gold Open July 7, 10:30 a.m., Irem Country Club (397 Country Club Road, Dallas). Registration/lunch, shotgun start, noon, cocktail hour/dinner immediate following. Captain & Crew

format. Prizes, chair massages for golfers! $125/person, $500/team. 4th Annual Zachary Shoemaker Dodgeball Tourney July 17, noon, Nanticoke Armory, $10. 8/ team, deadline day of. Call 570.574.5945 or contact dodgeball4zack@gmail.com for info. Candy’s Place (570.714.8800) • 2nd Annual Cancer Wellness Golf Open: July 7, registration 10:30 a.m., noon start, Irem Country Club, captain & crew format. Call for info. • Show Your Passion Through Your Fashion 2: July 24, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., The Woodlands, Plains Twp. $25/ person, $250/table of ten, $100/ vendors. Call for info. Dance in the No Bully Zone Aug. 6, register 8:30-9:15 a.m., dance 9:30 a.m.-noon, Wyoming Valley West High School. $10 until Aug. 3, $15/door. Noon-3 p.m.: singers Mike Dougherty, Kendall Mosley, speaker Charles Balogh, World Class Boxing. Info:

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EVENTS

Live Harness Racing July 23, doors 5:30 p.m., pre-race show 6 p.m., post time 6:30 p.m. Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs (1280 Rte. 315, Plains Twp.). $50/ballroom, 21+. $10/patio. Proceeds benefit Wyoming Valley Children’s Association. Info and tickets: wvcakids.org or 570.714.1246.

24th Annual A&A Auto Stores Summer 4-Wheel Jamboree Nationals July 8, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., July 9, 9 a.m.-8 p.m., July 10, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Bloomsburg Fairgrounds (620 W. 3rd Street, Bloomsburg). Advance tickets, A&A Auto, Jack Williams Tire, Quaker Steak & Lube, Perkins, online at 4WheelJamboree.com. Advance: $16/adult, $10/child. Gate: $19/adults, $10/child. 2-3 day passes available.

Pauly Friedman 5K Family Walk-Run Aug. 14, registration 8:30 a.m., walk 9:30 a.m., Misericordia University (Lake St., Dallas). Postevent party at Banks Cafeteria. Benefits Help Line. Call 570.823.5144 for info. WFTE FM 90.3/105.7 Get On the Air Benefit Concerts • “Celebrate Your Independence from Commercial Radio:” July 3, Irish Wolf Pub (Linden St., Scranton). Ded & Buryd, Days in Transit, Astorian Stigmata, Molly Bridger.

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28th Annual Bernie’s Memorial 3 Mile Run/Walk July 4, walk 8:30 a.m., run 9:10 a.m., start River St., through Wilkes-Barre, finish Public Square. Free Kids Fun Run, 8:30 a.m. Proceeds benefit adult, youth wellness programming. For info, visit wbymca.org. 53rd Annual Antique Show and Sale July 22, 10 a.m.-7 p.m., July

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last week

DOWN 1 Diving birds 2 Staircase component 3 Comic Danny 4 Drag (Var.) 5 Habitual 6 Plead 7 Scabbard contents 8 Portuguese pre-euro money 9 Ugly-faced waterspout 10 Asian nursemaid 11 Moist in the morn 16 Hebrew month 20 “- -la-la!” 23 Joad and Kettle 24 “- Were King” 25 Any of Jason’s crew 27 Frenzied 29 Haul 30 Work unit 32 Advancing 34 Lens created by Ben Franklin 37 D.C. VIP 39 Hemingway nickname 42 Fulton’s power source 44 Canoe material 45 Author Janowitz 46 Verve 48 Taj Mahal city 49 Tugboat noise 50 Engrave, in a way 53 Schuss

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ACROSS 1 Seeks answers 5 Couric’s network 8 “Zounds!” 12 Beehive State 13 Chop 14 Unchanged 15 Bogart-Bacall movie 17 Animal’s stomach 18 Swimsuit brand 19 Red-orange ﬁsh 21 Skillet 22 Old fogy 23 Actress Zadora 26 Edge 28 Card-game rulebook 31 Frizzy coiffure 33 Taxi 35 Insult 36 Highway warnings 38 Go down slightly 40 Early bird? 41 Hasn’t paid yet 43 “Great!” 45 Rent payer 47 Sedative 51 Winged 52 Snail, on a French menu 54 Tennyson poem 55 Alias abbr. 56 Gator’s kin 57 Picnic invaders 58 Wire measure 59 “Thirty days - ...”

23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Mountainhome United Methodist Church (Rte. 390 & 191). $4 donation. Ice cream social Fri., 7-8 p.m., with music. Program on Battle of Gettysburg, Sat., 2 p.m. All proceeds benefit the church. Adopt a Shelter Cat Month: SPCA of Luzerne County offers “Free to a Really Good Home” program for cats 1 year+. Donations welcome. Call 570.825.4111 for info. ∝ Back Mountain Bloomers • Tour of Back Mountain Gardens: July 2, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $25. Proceeds benefit Anthracite Scenic Trails Association. Tickets available at backmountainbloomers.org or 570.696.5082. Chamber Networking Mixer June 30, 5:30-7:30 p.m., Bennett Infiniti (1060 Highway 315, Plains). RSVP to Jean Kile, jeankile@wilkesbarre.org, online at wilkes-barre.org/ calendar.

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Chinchilla United Methodist Church (411 Layton Rd., South Abington Twp., 570.226.6207) • Frank-James Duo: July 27, 7 p.m., free, donations accepted. • Doug Smith’s Dixieland All Stars:

Aug. 20, during annual craft fair, free, donations accepted. Clambake July 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Polish American Veterans Pavilion (Oak St, Hudson). Sponsorships available to members, suppliers. $30. Clifford United Methodist Church (Main St. Clifford) • Chicken-n-Biscuit or Ham Dinner: July 20, 4-6 p.m., $7.95, dinner, dessert, drink, take out or dine in. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: ❏ Kids Classes: • Acting Camp for Kids: Camp 2: July 25-29, 2-3:30 p.m., ages 4-6, $40/week. • Dino-mite-Theatre/Visual Arts Camp: through July 1, ages 7-12, 10 a.m.-noon ($60), 4-6, 1:30-2:30 p.m. ($40). Call to register. • Things in the Sky: July 6, 13, 20, 27; Ages 5-8, 10-11 a.m., ages 9-12, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., free. • All About Pottery & Sculpture Camp: July 11-15, 3:30-5 p.m., $60, ages 6-12. Explore the medium of clay. Space limited. • Mixed Media Camp: Mommy & Me (ages 3-4), July 11-15; Preschool Art (ages 4-5), July 18-22, 10-11 a.m., $50/ camp.

• Jammin’ in a Jugband: July 18-20, 22, 10-11:15 a.m., free. Create music with homemade instruments. Students may perform at Celebrate Our River Day. • Mask Making Camp: July 18-22, 3:30-5 p.m., $60, ages 6-12. • Quilting for Kids: Wed. through July 20, 3:30-5 p.m., ages 6+, $6/class; learn early-American quilting techniques. ❏ Intergenerational Classes: • Jammin’ in a Jugband: July 18-20, 22, 1-2:15 p.m., free, ages 13-adult. Students may perform at Celebrate Our River Day. • Quilting: Wed. through July 20, 6-7:30 p.m., 13+. $6/class. Learn earlyAmerican quilting techniques to make double pinwheel quilt. All materials provided, call to register. ❏ Adult Classes: • Decorative Painting: June 29, noon-3 p.m., 16+, $20/class + cost of painting surface. Pre-registration required, call. • Pottery and Sculpture: July 11, 7-8:30 p.m., $60. All materials provided, all levels of experience. Call to register. • Jewelry Making: Intro to Glass Fusing: July 11, 25, 6-9 p.m., $60, ages 16-adult. All materials provided. • Knit a Mobius Scarf: July 14, 28, 7 p.m., $35, ages 16+. Beginners welcome, materials provided. ❏ Special Events:

• Life on the Susquehanna River 2011 Photo Contest: Amateur photographers of all ages. People, animals, birds, dish, recreation, transportation. 8” x 10”, framed, wire on back, entry form taped to photo back. Black/ white, color. Drop at office July 1, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. • Everhart Museum Bus Trip: July 9, departs from Dietrich 9:30 a.m., returns 2 p.m., $10/person. Box lunch included. Pre-registration required. • Songs & Games for Tots: July 16, 11 a.m., free. A fast-paced musical experience. Call to register. Girls’ Night Out: An Evening of Burlesque July 1, 6-8 p.m., $30, Star Tresses Grand Salon & Day Spa (123 Welles Street, Forty-Fort). Learn the history of burlesque, get a new hairdo, makeup application by professionals. Refreshments. Must be over 21. Registration required. Call salon at 570.283.0200 or visit startresses.com for info. Independence Day Concerts by Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic July 3, Scranton, Courthouse Lawn. July 4, WilkesBarre, Kirby Park. 7:45 p.m. Free. Jim Thorpe events: • Merchants and Neighbors Sidewalk: July 9-10, noon-5 p.m., rain or shine.

For info, email marj@RosemaryRemembrances.com or call 570.325.4452. Luzerne County Pit Bull Owners Group • America’s Dog BBQ: July 2, noon-3 p.m., Village Pet Supplies & Gifts (2301 Sans Souci Pkwy, Hanover Twp.). $6. Pets welcome, leashed, cleaned up after. Info: luzernecountypitbullownersgroup@gmail.com, LuzerneCountyPitBullOwnersGroup.com. Marywood University events (2300 Adams Avenue, Scranton, www.marywood.edu, 570.348.6211) • Summer Festival: July 29-31. Mount Airy Casino Resort • Signature Sun. Jazz Brunch: every Sun., 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $24.95. Includes brunch, live music by Marko Marcinko. “Old Friends Reunion Concert” July 16, rain date July 17, gates 5 p.m., music 6 p.m., Factoryville Sportsmen’s Club. Only 1500 tickets; $8/advance, $10/gate. Under 12/free. Food, light refreshments. Parking, $1/per vehicle. For info, visit oldfriendsband.com, fsc.org, or call 570.378.2582.

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Olde Tyme Family Lawn Party July 4, 6-10 p.m., West Side Career and Technology Center (75 Evans St. in the Pringle Borough). Fireworks, food, DJ, face painting, games, rummage sale 6-8 p.m. Operation Care and Comfort to Support Our Troops July 1-4, Old Navy (437 Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre). Donate personal care products, purchase items to send over seas. Purchase an item to donate and receive10% off entire purchase. Buy 2 furnishing items (underwear, socks, tanks), get 1 free. Military, families receive 10% off all weekend. The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.823.0156, ext. 217) • Board Game Night: Mon., 6:30-8 p.m. • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. •Videogaming: July 6, 6-8 p.m., Reading Room. • Knitting & Crocheting Group: July 9, 23, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Bring yarn, knitting needles. Open to all ages. New knitters welcome.

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Pancake Breakfast every second Sun. of the month through Oct., 7:30-11:30 a.m., Teeple-Stevenson-

Young American Legion Post 765, Lookout (Rt. 191, North of Honesdale), $6 adults, $3 children. Penn State Wilkes-Barre events: • Summer Youth Program: half, full-day camps for children grades 1-10, Wilkes-Barre campus located in Lehman. For info visit wb.psu.edu/ce/ youth or 570.675.9219. • 16th Annual Penn State “Masters” Golf Tournament: July 15, registration/ lunch 11:30 a.m., tournament 1 p.m. Banquet 6:30 p.m., Blue Ridge Trail Golf Club, Mountain Top. Captain & Crew format. Info, call 570.675.9228. Raises money to several initiatives to help students. • Sports Camps: July 11-15, 18-22, 25-29. Field hockey, grades 4-9, soccer, grades 1-8, golf, grades 4-7, tennis, grades 4-10. For info visit wb.psu.edu/ ce/youth or call Teri at 570.675.9219. Petco Outdoor Adoption & Nutrition Event July 9, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Petco (3480 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Commons, Wilkes-Barre). Pond Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co. (344 Pond Hill Mtn. Rd., Wapwallopen, 570.379.3144) events: • Breakfast Buffet: July 17, 8 a.m.noon. All you can eat. Take-out available.

Punk Rock Flea Market July 30, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., WFTE Community Radio Station parking lot (930 Meadow Ave., Scranton). Vendors space, $10, e-mail stephanie@wfte.org to reserve. Call 570.212.WFTE for info. Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, SafeHaven@epix.net) • Adoption Day: July 23, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Berger’s Agway (Route 209, Brodheadsville). Pre-adoption application, references, home visit required prior to adoption. St. Michael’s Church (corner of Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge, 570.457.2875) • Chicken Barbecue Dinner: July 16, pick up noon-3 p.m. $9. Place orders by July 11, 570.562.3965. St. Michael’s Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) • Pierogi Sale every Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., WilkesBarre, 570.824.7722) • A Course in Miracles: Wed. evenings, 6:30 p.m. • Fri. Night Discussion Group: July 15, 7 p.m., Tobyhanna. Showing the movie, What the Bleep Do We Know? Down the Rabbit Hole.

The Valley’s Fastest Man (3-race series, $30/series, $15/race. Register: lin-mark.com; by mail: Wilkes-Barre Racing, P.O. Box 2487, Wilkes-Barre. Checks payable WilkesBarre Racing, Inc. Proceeds go to foster care, adoption) • NEPA Crossfit Kirby Park Mile, Kirby Park: Aug. 17, 7 p.m. • Fitness HQ Giants Despair Challenge, Laurel Run, Aug. 24, 7 p.m. • Wet Paint T-Shirts River Street Mile, Wilkes-Barre, Sept. 3, 7 p.m. Vendors Wanted for Lehman’s 1st Autumn Festival Oct. 15, 1-6 p.m., Lake-Lehman High School. Flat $20 donation. Live music, food, vendors free to public. For info, go to autumnfestival.webs.com, call 570.262.6725. Waggin’ Tails Pet Rescue (WagginTailsRescue.com, info@waggintailsrescue.com, 570.992.4185) • Bake Sale: July 8, 4-8 p.m.; July 9, 5:30-8 p.m., Kinsley’s Shop Rite (Route 209, Brodheadsville). All proceeds go to housing, feeding, veterinary expenses for dogs/cats in sanctuary/ foster care. To help, volunteer, e-mail or call. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) events:

• Family Concert and Block Party: July 28, 5:30 p.m., Waverly Community House, $25/family. William Walker Hose Company Annual Corn and Clam Slam July 13-16, 5 p.m., company grounds, 803 Penn Avenue, Mayfield. Ashley’s Attic, July 13; Hillbilly D’Lux, July 14; Jeffrey James Band, July 15; Maybe Someday, July 16. Parade July 16, 7 p.m. Free. Info: cornnclamslam.com. Wyoming Seminary Performing Arts Institute (201 North Sprague Avenue, Kingston, 570.270.2186). Events free and open to public. • Counselor Recital: July 18, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue, Kingston). • U.S. Army Field Band Brass Quintet: June 29, 7 p.m., River Commons, Wilkes-Barre. • Student Recital: June 30, July 6, 13, 20, 27, Aug. 2-3, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue, Kingston). • Wind Ensemble and the Jazz Ensemble: July 1, 8,15, 23, 29, 8 p.m. • Masterworks Chorale, Chamber Orchestra, Institute Chorus and Symphony Orchestra: July 2, 9, 22, 30, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue, Kingston).

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• String Faculty special performance by Russian composer Alfred Schnittke: July 3, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue, Kingston). • Faculty Recital: July 5, 25, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue, Kingston). • Armenian classical guitarist Gohar Vardanyan: July 11, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue, Kingston).

Escape from Wyoming July 16, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., July 17, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., 376 Hitchcock Rd., Mount Cobb. $5/car. A living history event of the American Revolution. For info, visit 24thCMR.org.

Y Walk Wed. Guided evening walks in Wilkes-Barre and Hazleton. Begin 6 p.m., meet in lobby either city’s YMCA. In case of rain, walk same time following day. Info: Wilkes-Barre YMCA, 570.823.2191; Hazleton, 455.2046: • From Emily Post to FM Kirby: Wilkes-Barre Mansions: June 29, Wilkes-Barre. • Stained Glass and Sacred Spaces: July 6, Wilkes-Barre.

HISTORY Electric City Trolley Museum and Coal Mine Tour (Cliff Street, Scranton 570.963.6590) Museum open 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Excursions: Wed.-Sun. 10:30 a.m., noon, 1:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Rides: $10 adults, $9 seniors, $7.75 ages 3-12. Mine open daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tours hourly, $8 adults, $7.50 seniors, $5.50

Lackawanna Historical Society (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) ❏ Summer Downtown Walking Tours (free and open to the public): • July 1, 5 p.m., Radisson’s Lackawanna Station Hotel parking lot, focus on architecture, industry, business, more. Luzerne County Historical Society (49 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) • Forty Fort Meeting House Tours: Sun. through Sept. 25, July 4, 1-3 p.m. 20 River Street, Forty Fort Cemetery. $2 adults, $1 children. Call 570.287.5217 for info. • Nathan Denison House Tours: Sun. through Sept. 25, July 4, 1-4 p.m., 35 Denison St., Forty Fort. $4 adults, $2 children, free, under 5. • 233rd Anniversary/133rd Annual Commemorative Service of the Battle and Massacre of Wyoming: July 4, 10 a.m. Wyoming Monument. Free and open to the public.

Pennsylvania’s Anthracite Heritage Museum (McDade Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year round, Mon.-Sat. from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sun., 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. • Lithuanian Heritage Day July 31, 1-5 p.m. “Singing Revolutionary” documentary. Choral Tribute, 3 p.m. The Endless Mountains Children’s Choir, 4 p.m. Seating limited, reservations advised. Steamtown National Historic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea) • Ongoing: Interpretive programs, visitor center, theater, a history museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7 adults, $6 senior citizens, $2 children ages 6-12.

LEARNING A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570) • Mom and Me art classes: every Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies. Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to register. Academy of Northern Martial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For

Health and Defense. Adult & Children’s Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class Free. Walk-Ins welcome, call 371.9919 or 817.2161 for info. Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) • Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Traditional Weapons Class, every Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. Back Mountain Martial Arts Center & Mountaintop Karate Center For info, call either location, Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Mountaintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. Carbondale Chiropractic Center (267 Brooklyn St., 570.282.1240, www.carbondalechiropractic.com). • Run with Doc: Sun. 9-10 a.m. at Lake

Scranton. Jog around Lake Scranton with Dr. Andrew Rivera. Visit Website for info. Core Chiropractic Center (180 United Penn Plaza, Kingston, 570.718.1672) • Freedom Process Workshop: June 30, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $35. Pre-registration required, call. Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152, www.dancecontours.com) • Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical, CardioSalsa, ballroom dance. • Children/teen classes in ballet, tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a funky form of dance developed by Jennifer Magnotta, blending basic Jazz Technique with the styles of street dance and hip hop. • Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free. • Adult ballet: Sat. morn. Danko’s Core Wrestling Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) • Four sessions/week, features two clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/ week. Increase power, speed, agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call

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oe Elliott of Def Leppard doesn’t like MTV. Sure, one might scratch Joe Elliott of Def Leppard their head and wonder why, on playing the band’s hits night after night considering that during a good part of the ’80s, the network played, in heavy “Because we don’t have a on a tour of the same name, rotation, many of the band’s record label anymore, we’re which stops at Toyota Pavilhits. In fact, “Bringin’ On totally independent,” Elliott ion at Montage Mountain in The Heartbreak,” the second single from 1981’s “High ’n’ Scranton Wednesday, June 29 explained. “We’ve been able to go to every single territowith opener Heart. Dry,” was one of the first ry in the world and literally Fans can expect a setlist metal videos played on the say, ‘OK, who’s got the best full of Def Leppard hits, network. offer on the table for the like “Pour Some Sugar On What pisses Elliott off band?’ And Walmart, by far, Me” and “Photograph,” plus about MTV is how the at least one of the three new gave us the best offer that channel, which turns 30 this we could possibly accept.” tracks from “Mirrorball,” year, has changed from Elliott’s aware some might which was released excluground-breaking music television to a reality-show gen- sively through Walmart and Sam’s Club. erator. “I think it’s the most saddest thing I’ve ever seen,” Elliott told the Weekender from his West Palm Beach, Fla., hotel room two weeks ago. “The decline of MTV is worse than watching some relative die of Alzheimer’s. It’s awful, I’m sorry but it is. I won’t be celebrating its 30th. “I’m not a fan at all. I think it stinks. I can totally understand if people stopped watching videos, but it’s not MTV, so just put it in a coffin and bury it for God’s sake.” Despite having its biggest success in the ’80s and early ’90s, there’s no need to put Def Leppard in a coffin. In May, photographer Ross Halfin published “Def Leppard: The Definitive Visual History,” featuring a foreword by Elliott; the band released its first live album, “Mirrorball” in Def Leppard is, from left, drummer Rick Allen, guitarist Phil Collen, singer Joe Elliott, bassist Rick Savage and guitarist Vivian Campbell. early June and is now

ped them doing it. We will go with rerecording our own back catalog ourselves or come to some kind of negotiation.” Unlike many of its ’80s peers, Def Leppard never stopped releasing new music over the years, but Elliott knows what most fans in the audience want. “The audience that comes to see us aren’t coming to hear B sides that came out only in Japan,” he said. “They’re coming to hear ‘Sugar,’ ‘Photograph’ and ‘Rock of Ages.’ We’re not foolish, we know that.” Even if only a handful gets played on tour, there is a simple reason Def Leppard keeps creating new songs. “We’re already 34 years deep into our career,” Elliott said. “We don’t want to end it anytime soon, but if somebody turned around to me and said, ‘You’ll never get the chance to say this is a song from our new album again,’ I don’t think I’d want to do it anymore.” Unless, that is, the band got a good deal to play a stint Las Vegas. “If somebody offered me $20 trazillion to go to Vegas for three months to do something like (Elton John’s) ‘The Red Piano,’ I’d go and play Vegas because it’s only three months, not the rest of your life,” Elliott said. “I’m too motivated to not keep writing. Out of all the things that we do, next to performing, writing is my most favorite thing, and I love doing it, and I can’t see that day that I won’t ever write.” W

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think the band sold out by going through Walmart, but the singer doesn’t feel they broke any “massive oath that’s like rock ’n’ roll legend or something.” “Our records have been available at Walmart ever since Walmart existed,” he stated. “To appease the naysayers of the world, we’ve actually done a vinyl triple album that will be available in Amoeba Records and places like that.” Def Leppard, which formed in 1977 in Sheffield, England, and has featured Elliott, drummer Rick Allen, bassist Rick Savage and guitarists Phil Collen and Vivian Campbell since 1992, made its first foray onto iTunes with “Mirrorball’s” “Undefeated” — but it may be quite a while before the band’s back catalog joins the new track on the digital site. “I’m not going to use ‘dispute,’ but we’re in negotiations with our now exrecord company and until we come up with some satisfactory decision, a relatively sane offer to put the music up, then we won’t do it because we won’t put our music up for free,” Elliott shared. “They’re not allowed to put it up, we can actually stop them — we have stop-

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Drawing & Painting Classes with Georgiana Cray Bart, WilkesBarre. Beginner to advanced, all media, all subjects Includes pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic, pastel, colored pencil, more. 570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com, www.gcraybart-artworks.com • Adult, ages 13+, Mon., noon-4 p.m., Tues., 6-9 p.m. • Children, ages 8-10: Tues., 5-6 p.m., ages 11-12, Mon., 4:30-5:30 p.m. • Portfolio instruction for the college bound • Private instruction available.

Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. First visit free. Learn wrestling fundamentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No Gi. Call for info. • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Non-combative class. • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info.

Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) • Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. • Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance: Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call 343.2033 for info. • Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. $10. Call 836.7399 for info. • Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m. Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for info. • African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m. Traditional African moves with jazz and hip-hop. $10, registration required, call 212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for info.

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Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon. • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call

Drawing and Painting Lessons: Realist painter teaches techniques of old masters. Private lessons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@yahoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) • “Everybody’s Art” New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop members, $30 non-members. Preregistration required. The Exercise Lady, Doreen Rakowski (Theeexerciselady0@aol.com, 570.287.9801)

Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/ adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. Learn Hapkido. Self defense applications. $50 monthly, no contract. GregWorks Professional Fitness Training (107 B Haines Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregsbootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vipfitnesscamp.com) • Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group training, couples personal training available. • Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week sessions,

Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • New Year’s Resolution Flab to Fab Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. • Private/Semi-Private sessions available, e-mail for info. ∝ Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) • Instrumental Music Instruction: Call for info. • Private Ballroom Lessons: Call for info. • Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. evenings. Call for info. • Private Guitar Instruction: Classical, acoustic, electric for all ages. Call for info. • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call for info. • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 5+. $30/month. Dimensions In Dance lessons at Phoenix Theater Adult classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., jazzercise, ballet boot camp. Thurs., 6-8 p.m., jazzercise, tap. Kid classes: Wed., 5:30-8:30 p.m., tap, ballet/hip hop, hip hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., Fosse jazz. $10. Call Lee to register 991.1817. NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston,

570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/ nepabonsai). Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m. at center. Features business sessions and demonstrations/ programs/workshops. Northeast Photography Club (www.northeastphotographyclub.org) meets first Wed. of month 7 p.m. in boardroom of Prime Med (old Wes Freedman Building) off Morgan Hwy. Wide variety of topics, features monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open. Philip Hone Gallery (742 Main St., Honesdale, 570.253.5577) ❏ Zentangles with Linda Cobb & Linda Halvorsen, Please sign up directly with Linda Cobb, fallsdalestudios@yahoo.com. Classes area fundraiser for PNH. • Zentangle 103: July 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $25 Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) ❏ Ongoing Adult Classes • Oil Painting: June 30, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/non-members, $60/seniors, focuses on individual. Materials list provided. ❏ Adult Classes

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• Basic Drawing: through June 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $72/member, $80/ non-member, $60/seniors. Materials list provided. ❏ Children’s Workshop Patriotic Plaques: June 30, 10 a.m.noon, $30/members, $35/non-members. All materials supplied, fee, $12. Wear old clothes, bring a snack. Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Specializing in opera/classical/musical theater. Hour, half-hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info. Shaolin White Crane Fist (Wyoming) Teaching the traditional Chinese martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, Shauijiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. $35/week, first week free. Three levels of training for ages 15+. Contact Master Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898. Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, angietheartist@aol.com, www.angelademuroart.com)

• MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning with Angela DeMuro in individualized environment. 4-week session, supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register.

the Gallery: Call 561.7154 or 347.5146 for info. • Doodling: A Mini Course in Pen and Ink: E-mail julie136@msn.com for info. • Art Therapy Sessions: Contact Simona at 877.3900 for times and fees.

STAR Gallery, inside the Mall at Steamtown • Baby Footsteps In The Sand: Tues., 6-7 p.m., ages 5+. $15/class, some supplies included • Sat. Art & Craft Classes: 1-2 p.m., $15/child. • First Steps of a Budding Artist: Sat., 1:30-3:30 p.m., $25/class, some supplies included. • Passport to Adventure: bring photo, learn to turn it into art, $20 pastel classes, #25 acrylic. Contact 570.347.5146 for info. • Cruise To The Tropics: bring photo/clipping from your last cruise to make souvenir. $20 pastel class, $25 acrylic. Contact 347.5146 for info. • Summer Art Classes for Children & Adults: through Aug. 31. Drawing, acrylic painting, pastels, pen and ink, painting on glassware, more. Starting $15/class. Call 570.561.7154 or 347.5146 for info. • Children’s Art & Craft Corner: through Aug 31. $5/child. Weekdays, weekends. Call 561.7154 or 347.5146 for info. • Birthday Parties for Children at

St. Joseph’s School classes (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500): • Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., 7-9 p.m. Learn self-defense techniques using cane, club, short stick, short/long staff, wooden sword, escrima sticks, more. Learn history principles, practical use. No prior martial arts experience. $10 per class. • Women’s Self-Defense Class: Sat., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Learn self-defense techniques to protect yourself from a variety of attacks. No prior martial arts experience. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10 per class. World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) • Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program • Kids & Teen Boxing programs • Boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai, striking for MMA & competition training • Women’s only kickboxing Boot Camp

• Zumba, call for info • BJJ coming soon, call for info • Self-defense clinics • Personal training for youth & adults, call for info

• Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Mountain Apartments. Free to residents. • Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr. • Private Meditation Instruction: By appointment. $25/half hr session.

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Balance Ultimate Fitness (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes for $150.

Absolute Pilates with Leslie (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, www.pilateswithleslie.com) • Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m. Private training on the Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, along with Pilates mat classes, stability ball core classes, more. Check website for updates. Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) ❏ Studio J, 2nd floor • Meditation in the tradition of Gurdjieff and Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5 • Children’s Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 • Tarot Card Readings, by appointment. $20 first half hour, $10 additional half hours. Awakenings Yoga Studio (570.472.3272) • Gentle Yoga: Tues./Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Candy’s Place (Welles St., Kingston). $5, ages 59+, $30/month.

Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boulevard Ave., Dickson City, 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com, info@bellasyoga.com) All workshops $15, pre-registration suggested. • Sun. Morning Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features Alternating Vinyasa style yoga with yoga fusion. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazleton.com) • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m. $40 per month. Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan-

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 36 nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11 a.m. $10 per lesson. Bring yoga mat or beach towel. Call for details. Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind Beer Deli in the “big brick building,” 570.301.3225) • Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., 6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, aromatherapy and guided meditations. $10 per class. Goddess Creations Shop & Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Summit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscreations.net) • Tarot Card Readings by Rev. Whitney Mulqueen by appointment. Call to book. • Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for 15-20 min. • Monthly astrology workshop with Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call to reserve space. Goshin Jitsu Martial Arts Classes Every month at Golightley’s Martial Arts (Mark Plaza Shop-

ping Center, Rt. 11, Edwardsville). Classes focus on cardio, stretching, defense, stamina, more. Self defense, cardio and karate aerobics also available. $75/month. Call 570.814.3293 for info. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabellydance.com, 570.836.7399) • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock) Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 718.0673) • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon., 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve spot. • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., WilkesBarre) $5. Inner Harmony Wellness Center (Mercy Hospital General Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave.,

Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.innerharmonywellness.com, peteramato@aol.com) • Meditation Technique Workshops: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Topics include goal setting/stress reduction, more. Call for info/reservation. Jeet Kune Do Fighting Concepts Teaches theories of movement in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, 570.371.8898. Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn the self-defense system that combines different Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). $40 per month. For info, call 570.287.4290 or visit htkdi.com. Leverage Performance Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com ) • Primal Scream Classes, a Tabata Circuit Training Class: Tues./Thurs., 7 p.m., free if member, $5 with member, $10 non-member • Primal Scream Express: Tues./ Thurs., 8 p.m., free if member, $5 with member, $10 non-member

Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave., Scranton, 570.604.0945) $9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited. • Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga Fusion, 11 a.m. • Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series all levels, 5:15 p.m., Advanced Full Led Primary Series, 7 p.m. • Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Advanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m. • Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m. • Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series, 10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5 p.m.; Advanced Ashtanga Primary Series, 6:15 p.m. • Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m. • Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9 a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 a.m.

Motivations Fitness Center (112 Prospect St., Dunmore. 570.341.7665) • Sandstorm Fitness with Rachel “Kali” Dare: Learn various techniques and shed pounds. Call for info. NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) • Free week of Boot Camp for new members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30 p.m. • Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m. $5. • Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to register. Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odysseyfitnesscenter.com) • Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. • ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 p.m.

Maximum Health and Fitness (310 Market St., Kingston, 570.283.2804) • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.; Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.

Open Your Eyes To Dream (143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg, 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) ❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or go online for current updates/cancella-

Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info.

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Grip of the Gods perform at The Vintage Theater in Scranton Friday, July 1.

“It’s a better representation of who we are.” Grip of the Gods vocalist/guitarist Rich Barni

Destination of Man” is a concept EP. While we may think a conceptual record would fall under the categories of creating a character or telling a story, such as David Bowie’s famous “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders from Mars” or Alice Cooper’s 2008 full-length, “Along Came a Spider,” Grip of the Gods is taking a personal approach to its concept. Instead of outlining a story for the EP to follow, the songs take on themes that it takes to heart. “It’s not really the concept of the EP, but the underlying concept of the band itself,” said Alex Deck, 24. “The whole thing is just the lack of power of human condition.” “It’s more of a philosophical approach to mankind,” added Barni. “It’s more of knowing that we’re powerless over what’s going on. You just have to deal with the situations that arise and

hang tight.” Grip of the Gods has been working endlessly to get its music out there. With migrating from NEPA to Philadelphia and investing its time and money with the inevitable suffer of emotional drainage, the band wants nothing more than to live off of its music and to push it out to the world. “This is what I want to do with my life,” said Barni. “It’s literally been a life sacrifice at this point.”

Grip of the Gods, “First Friday: Masquerade & Grip of the Gods,” Fri. July 1, 6-9 p.m., The Vintage Theater & Café (119 Penn Avenue, Scranton). Free admission, all ages. Info: 570.589.0271, scrantonvintagetheater.com, gripofthegods.com

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East meets West Camerawork, located in the Marquis Gallery (515 Center St., Scranton), will be displaying the photography of Ron L. Zheng in a show called “Leaving My Found Eden,” from July 1-31. Zheng is an award-winning photographer, author, graphic designer and poet. He developed the art form known as “Poetography,” which blends Chinese and Japanese cultures with western culture through poetry and photography, and his work has been exhibited all over the country and in Japan. An opening reception will be held Friday, July 1 from 6-8:30 p.m. For more info, visit cameraworkgallery.org.

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tions. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com • Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. • Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. • Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. Mats & props available. Student/ package discounts available. Bring friend to first class, get two for price of one.

blakewhlr@yahoo.com for info. • Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. • Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Advanced 7:30 p.m. • Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./ Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. • Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced, 6 p.m. • Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.; Intermediate, noon. • Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candle-lit Open Level, 6 p.m.

Pocono Yoga & Meditation Classes (570.472.3272, www.PoconoYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, certified yoga instructor • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Mountain Apartments. Free to residents. • Private Yoga Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Call to schedule. • Private Meditation Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Call to schedule.

Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with Sue Yarnes: • Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our locations or your home. Hospital endorsed, training for professional Usui Reiki teacher certification available. Call or e-mail for info.

Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886, www.pranayogadunmore.com) Classes taught in vinyasa flow, geared for all levels • Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi with Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m., Thurs., 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on class/ week, $65/month, two classes/week. Contact Blake at 434.989.1045 or

Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St. Luzerne, 570.714.7934) • Zumba: Mon.-Thurs., 5:30 & 6:30 p.m., Fri., 5 p.m., Sat., noon, Sun., 10 a.m. & 5 p.m., Tues./Thurs., 5:30 a.m. • Zumbatomic: Mon./Wed., 6:30 p.m., Sat., noon. • Zumba Gold: Sat., 10 a.m., Sun., 11 a.m. • Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7:30

p.m., Thurs., 6:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m. • Hula Hoop class: Tues., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. • Ballroom classes with Amy and Andy: Tues., 7 p.m., with Luanne, Tues., 7:30 p.m. • Kickboxing: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. • Tango: Sun., 6 p.m., • Tap: Sun., 6 p.m. • Belly dance: Mon., 5:15 p.m. • Group Reiki: Fri., 6 p.m. • Yoga: Mon., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. • Ballet: Sat., 9 a.m. • Cabaret dance: Wed., 7:30 p.m. • African dance: Sun., 11 a.m. Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) • Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. • Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes. • Private training available on reformer, cadillac, stability chair, ladder barrel and cardiolates on rebounder. Call studio for additional mat class/ equipment class schedule, all classes taught by certified instructors. Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) • Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.;

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n alleged violation of Katy Perry’s transportation rider led to an argument with a local driver in Philadelphia on Friday. Although two separate sources confirmed that there was an incident, only one specified that the driver was replaced. Don’t equate the “I Kissed a Girl” singer to Van Halen because when the princess of pop writes something in her rider, she means it! Of course, it was the aforementioned band who gained notoriety for requiring in its performance rider that all of the brown candies be removed from any bowl of M&M’s backstage. Turned out VH wasn’t discriminating against brown M&M’s, but rather making sure that the promoter was actually reading the rider. An artist’s rider also includes specifications regarding equipment, safety, travel and other amenities and accommodations. VH reasoned that if the promoter didn’t pay attention to the food section, would there be other parts of the document unattended to? Perry’s 45-page concert rider, leaked to The Smoking Gun before her “California Dreams Tour” commenced, reads typical for a star of her caliber: Flower arrangements in her dressing room must not contain carnations (allergies?), she requires a “1-bedroom presidential suite” in a “5-star property” and would like water dispensers, not bottles, backstage, a nod to her ecofriendliness. The singer also outlines a 23-point “Principle Driver Policy,” which mandates that drivers “not start a conversation with the client” and “not stare at the backseat through the rearview mirror.” The sources allege it was the latter requirement Perry’s driver in Philly did not follow. At face value, the excessiveness of the driver demands seem diva-ish. But after reading each one, the bullet points seem to reflect

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Katy Perry: Diva, or just careful? more of a concern for Perry’s safety than anything else (would you want your driver staring at you or looking at the road?), and perhaps were inspired by previous incidents. Another backstage move by Perry which could be perceived as uppity (but not listed in the rider) is her refusal to speak with any local staff prior to a show. She acknowledges the staff backstage, usually with a smile and does speak with fans. This is probably enforced to keep staff from talking instead of working and, more importantly, to preserve Perry’s voice. If you’re wondering, Perry does in fact need her voice. She spends about two hours every night on tour belting out hits from her two albums for her fans, no lip syncing. She also mixes in quirky anecdotes about the songs and acoustic covers of other tracks. When the singer isn’t using her voice, she’s literally sprinting from one end of the stage to another to take part in one of many costume changes throughout the show. So yes, Perry does need her voice and her energy. I suppose it’s not too much that she asks to be driven to the venue in a safe manner as well. Besides, it’s not as if she won’t eat brown M&M’s or anything. W Listen to The Ralphie Radio Show weekdays from 7 p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.

Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 570.290.7242) • Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. • Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for registration details) • Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. • Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. • Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. Zumba Fitness Classes • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.

OUTSIDE Endless Mountains Nature Center: (Camp Lackawanna, Tunkhannock, 570.836.3835, www.EMNConline.org) • Nature Ramble with Rebecca Lesko: July 2, 9 a.m.-noon, lodge. No charge. Easy pace, but up and down hill. Wear sneakers, hiking boots, dress in layers, bring water. Canceled if inclement weather. Kids must have an adult.

Northeastern PA Chapter of the Sierra Club • Family Walk on the Olmsted Trail in the Kirby Park Natural Area: July 10, meet 9:30 a.m., Kirby Park parking lot. Plan to be walking about 11/2 hours. Bring water, snack. Free. Call 570.819.2147. River Common (Wilkes-Barre, rivercommon.org, 570.823.2101 ext. 128) • Jam in the Park Music Series, 6:30 p.m.: Jeanne Zano Band / Farmers Daughter, July 7; Nowhere Slow / Suze / Balloon Corps, July 21; Edelweiss / Farley, Aug. 4; Miz / Eva Katharine / Ed Randazzo, Aug. 18; OurAfter / Graces Downfall, Sept. 1; Woody Browns Project / Mike Dougherty, Sept. 15; Lost in Company / Don Shappelle and the Pick-Ups, Sept. 29. • Movie Spotlight Series: July 8, 22, Aug. 5, 19. • Yoga Clinics: July 9, 23, Aug. 6, 20, Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1, 10 a.m. • Family Fishing Days: July 9, 23, Aug. 6, 20, Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1. • Environmental Programming: July 9, 23, Aug. 6, 20, Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1. • Dance Programming: July 9, 23, Aug. 6, 20, Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1. • Wildcard Dance and Fitness Clinics: July 6, 20, Aug. 3, 17, 31, Sept. 14, 28. Salt Springs State Park (Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friendsofsaltspringspark.org) To register for classes, call 570.833.4034 • Green Gardening: Soil Ecology, Organic Pest & Weed Control, Late Crops: July 1, 6-9 p.m. Free. • All-American Music: July 3, 7 p.m. Ft. The Endless Mountains Trio. Rain or shine. Free, donations accepted. Y Walks (Info: 570.343.5144) • Lackawanna State Park Wildflower Walk: July 2, 9 a.m., meet 1st parking lot to carpool to trailhead. Free, open

SOCIAL GROUPS Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./Fri 7 p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre), Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., WilkesBarre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m. (562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs. 10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas), Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club, Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W. Washington St., Nanticoke). Call 570.288.9892 for info. Food Addicts Anonymous Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866) Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m. Holistic Moms Network (wyomingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, 570.466.1347) • Herbal Walk: July 7, 5:15-7:30 p.m. Frances Slocum Park, Nature Center (565 Mount Olivet Road, Wyoming). Rain or shine. Bring comfortable shoes, sturdy stroller carrier if needed. Will be using the “Deer Trail.” Narcotic Anonymous Meetings every Tues. at 7 p.m., downstairs in the Methodist Education Building, located off Courthouse Square, on the corner of Marion and Warren Street in Tunkhannock. There are no fees or dues. Newcomers always welcome. Suicide Bereavement Support Group First/Third Thurs. every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic Social Services (33 E. Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118 ext. 307 for info. W - compiled by Jourdaine Middleton, Weekender Intern Send your listings to weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375

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Eagles Mere events: • The Philadelphia Trio: July 9, Aug. 6, 8 p.m., David DeWire Center in Eagles Mere. $15. For info, call 570.525.3192, visitEMFOA.org.

Lacawac Sanctuary (94 Sanctuary Rd., Lake Ariel, 570.689.9494, director@lacawac.org) • “Music in the Forest:” Stacy Earle and Mark Stuart: July 2, 7 p.m., Carriage House venue. $12.50/public, $10/members, under 12/half price. To reserve, contact 570.689.9494, info@lacawac.org.

to the public. • YMCA Senior Citizens Outing to McDade Park: July 7, 9 a.m., meet YMCA lobby in Dunmore. $5 members, $8 non-members. • Lake Scranton Wildflower Walk: July 9, 10 a.m., meet PA Water Co. lot on Route 307. Free to public. • YMCA Hike to Raymondskill Cliffs: July 10, 9:15 a.m., meet YMCA parking lot in Dunmore. $5 members, $8 non-members. • YMCA Senior Citizens Outing to Hidden Springs: July 21, 9 a.m., meet YMCA lobby in Dunmore. $15 members, $18 non-members. Lunch included. RSVP by July 7.

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Frances Slocum State Park (565 Mt. Olivet Road, Wyoming, 570.696.9105) • Weather for Wee Ones: July 2, 2-3 p.m. Ages 3-5. Meet at campground amphitheater. • Insect Safari: July 2, 4-5 p.m. Meet at campground amphitheater. • Live Birds of Prey: July 2, 7-8 p.m. Meet at campground amphitheater. • Kayaking for Beginners: July 9, 1-2:30 p.m. Ages 14 and up. Registration required.

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By Rachel A. Pugh

Weekender General Manager

Jumper for joy

don’t care what anyone says. Jumpers are glorious. I loved them in the ’80s, and I’m sure had I appreciated style during my infant years, I would have loved them in the ’70s, too. Are they a pain to wear during bathroom breaks? They sure are. Are they a pain to wear when you’re trying on clothes while shopping? Yep, royally. Are they worthy due to their comfort and, of course, something that overrides comfort: Style? You better believe it. They’re not the easiest to pull off, but if you have confidence in your style choices (or even if you’re good at faking it), you can throw your shoulders back, throw on your flats, and rock the jumper. Proceed with caution, however. Jumpers aren’t for everyone. They’re best suited for the lean, due to the way they hang on the body. Never, ever wear a tight-fitting jumper. Yeah, I know. You had a bunch of tight jumpers during the early 2000s. I had them, too. But that look is on hiatus for now, and currently, it is all about the loose-fitting jumper. And due to the flowing nature of this style, the jumper looks best when it appears to be hanging on you. If you’re not of a thinner build, it’s just going to look frumpy. And frumpy is never good. Never. Unfortunately, certain jumpers only look good on the Twiggys of the world. This does not mean all of them per se, but a good majority of them. I’m happy to report that very specific jumpers look good on curvy girls, too, but just like runway models look good in anything because they’re basically clothes hangers, the same applies for the jumper. Secondly, respect the cavalier appearance of the jumper. Getting too matchy-matchy and color coding all your accessories with your jumper looks overdone. It just doesn’t give a relaxed, “I know I look fashionable look,” but rather an “I’m trying really hard to pull this look off” look. You don’t desire the latter. Mix and match your accessories. Throw on some gold and silver, or wear jewelry with several colors or

Jumpers, aka jumpsuits, give a breezy look to high-fashion style. Seen here are high-end jumpsuits by designers such as Fluxus Suave, Karina Grimaldi and more.

made of several different materials. For example, try a couple silver bangles paired with a few closinea ones or mix leather bands and wooden bangles. If you choose to wear a necklace (not required), wear a really long one. The necklace will have movement, which will compliment the movement of the loose jumper. And if you like to wear rings, wear just one on one hand. Something somewhat chunky is ﬁne, but again, you don’t want to overdo it by wearing big dramatic rings on each hand. You are going for a casual, yet put-together look. You don’t need to match from head to toe, so experiment a little. Thirdly, your footwear is crucial when acing jumper attire. Do not attempt sneakers, which will throw the entire ensemble off. Flip-ﬂops are a little too casual, depending upon their style,

of course. A dressier flip-flop can be acceptable, but steer clear of plastic ones or ones you would normally wear on the beach. The strappier the shoe, the better. This is one unified look, basically one giant piece of material that you are wearing as an outfit. Drawing some attention to your feet with a more dramatic shoe can really make your outfit shine. If your shoe is too drab or covers too much of your foot, you can look as though you’re running around in a glorified bed sheet. You want your ensemble to have some depth, so create “a look” by drawing the eyes all over, rather than others just staring at one big piece of comfortable cloth. To get the correct look with a jumper, you have to work at it a little. It’s a science. But it’s a class in science worth doing your homework for. W

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14TH ANNUAL BRIGGS FARM BLUESFEST

July 8-9, on-site camping, tickets available via briggsfarm.com or 570.379.2003 - Main stage: Andrew Jr. Boy Jones, Eddie Shaw & The Wolfgang, Teeny Tucker, Alexis P. Suter Band, Chainsaw Dupont, James Armstrong, Terry “Harmonica” Bean, Jimmy “Duck” Holmes - Back Porch stage: Lonnie Shields, Jimmy “Duck” Holmes, Terry “Harmonica” Bean, Eli Cook, Eli Cook, Mark Armstrong, Vandalay Industries

CAESARS POCONO RESORTS

1.877.800.5380 www.CPResorts.com - Rubix Kube (’80s tribute): July 8-9 - The Cameos: July 9 - New York’s Funniest: July 22-23 - Howie Mandel: July 24

THE CRIMSON LION HOOKAH LOUNGE

37 E. South St., Wilkes-Barre - Braveyoung: Aug. 14, 7 p.m., $5 all ages

ELEANOR RIGBY’S

603 Route 6, Jermyn www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys - Sparks the Rescue / Rookie of the Year / Select Start: July 7, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12 - This Is Hell / Like Moths to Flames / Endwell: July 8, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12 - Fresh / Rob E Rotten / Masterz of Style / Tommy Tr@dm@rk: July 30, 8 p.m., $7-$10 - The Swellers / Fake Problems / Daytrader: Aug. 6, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12

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FERN HALL BACKYARD BLUES BASH

Crystal Lake, Pa. fernhallbluesbash.com - July 17, ft. Teddy Young and the Aces / Matt Bennick and the Blues Mine / Clarence Spady / Friars Point Band w/ Chris London, Steve Guyger and The Excellos, barbecue by Fern Hall chef Michael Suchy of Fern Hall. $25 advance, $30 day of, ages 13-17, $15 advance, $20 day of, under 12 free with adult. Portion of proceeds benefit Carbondale YMCA and NEPA Junior Golf Program. Tickets on

website, at Fern Hall or 570.222.3676.

F.M. KIRBY CENTER

71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre Phone: 570.826.1100 - Steve Earle and the Dukes (and Duchesses): Aug. 23, 7:30 p.m., $25$35 - Joe Nardone’s Doo Wop Vol. 3: Sept. 10, 7 p.m., $39.50-$49.50 (on sale 7/5, 10 a.m.) - Diana Ross: Sept. 30, 8 p.m., $79.50$125 - George Thorogood and the Destroyers: Oct. 4, 7:30 p.m., $40-$62

THE HIVE

1307 Park Ave., Williamsport Phone: www.thehivepa.com - CDC / World of Pain / Amends / Slave to the Kill / Up Your Arsenal: July 10, 6 p.m., $10 - Tigers Jaw / Brightside / Organs / Coastal: July 17, 6 p.m., $8 - Stray From The Path / Letlive / The Teeth / Masons / Upon Fallen Kings / Terror In The Sky: July 23, 6 p.m., $10 advance, $12 at door

KIWANIS WYOMING COUNTY FAIR

Rt. 6, Meshoppen Phone: 570.836.9992 www.wyomingcountyfair.com Sept. 1-6 - Wild World of Animals show: daily, times vary - Gallagher: Sept. 2, 8 p.m. - Katie Armiger / amRadio: Sept. 3, 7 p.m. - The Roots and Boots Tour ft. Aaron Tippin, Sammy Kershaw, Joe Diffie, more: Sept. 4, 7 p.m.

MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE

14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe 570.325.0249 www.jtams.net - Bennie And The Jets (Elton John tribute): July 2, 8:30 p.m., $23 - Greensky Bluegrass: July 15, 8 p.m., $20 - Paul Thorne: July 23, 8:30 p.m., $23 - The Blues Brotherhood: July 29, 8:30 p.m., - Jimmy Webb: July 30, 8:30 p.m., $26 - Marrakesh Express: Aug. 13, 8:30 p.m., $23 - Ryan Montbleau Band: Aug. 19, 8:30 p.m., $18 - The Greencards: Aug. 26, 8:30 p.m., $22

- US Rails: Sept. 2, 8:30 p.m., $18 - Jonathan Edwards Band: Sept. 3, 8:30 p.m., $23 - Real Diamond (Neil Diamond Tribute): Sept. 10, 8:30 p.m., $23 $28

MISERICORDIA UNIVERSITY

301 Lake St., Dallas 570.674.6719 www.misericordia.edu/theartsandmore - Jazz in July: “Old Time is Still aFlying, The New Torch Bearers of Classic Jazz” ft. Dan Levinson and his New Millennium All Stars: July 18, 8 p.m. $8 lawn, $15 amphitheater, $120 tables for six - Under the Stars Summer Arts Festival ft. Mary Wilson, an original founding member of The Supremes: July 23, 8 p.m., $20 lawn, $30 amphitheater, $270 tables for six.

MOHEGAN SUN ARENA

255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp. - American Idol Live: Aug. 21, 7 p.m., $55.85-$77.45

MOHEGAN SUN AT POCONO DOWNS

- The Monkees: Sept. 10, 8 p.m., $35$79

THE NAKED GRAPE

15 N. River St., Plains Twp. 570.821.9825 Joe Herbert: July 9

NAY AUG PARK EVENTS

❏ Sundays in the Bandstand (unless otherwise noted), free. 570.348.4186 - Jim Welch Dixieland Band / Carlene Howard: July 3, 2 p.m., 3 p.m. - Ringgold Pops Orchestra: Mon., July 4, 10:30 a.m. - Fran Burne Quintet: July 10, 2 p.m. - John Andrews Band: July 17, 2 p.m.

POCONOTES LLC

Tickets: 570.941.0411 888.800.POCO www.poconotes.com - RockABilly & the 45’s: July 9, 8 p.m. at The Lodge at The Hideout, $20, call or visit website for tickets. Call The Hideout at 570.698.4100 ext. 109 or visit hideoutassoc.com for more info.

REDWOOD ART SPACE

740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp. - Eww Yaboo / Mascara / Nimbus Terrifix / Esophagus / Upneat Mysic: July 16, 7 p.m., $5 all ages

12TH ANNUAL OUT AMONG THE STARS BLUEGRASS RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE FESTIVAL Benton Rodeo Grounds (Mendenhall Lane, Benton) www.oatsfestival.com, 908.464.9495 - June 30-July 3, Benton Rodeo Grounds, pot luck picnic; Weekend ticket $80. Daily: Thurs. $20, Fri. $30, Sat. $30, Sun. $10, kids 15-under free with adult ticket.

PENN’S PEAK

1280 Route 315, Plains Twp. Tickets at Mohegan Sun’s Valet Lobby daily from noon-8 p.m. or Ticketmaster - Landshark (Jimmy Buffet tribute): June 30 - Almost Queen (Queen tribute): July 7 - Sara Evans: July 10, 7 p.m., $25-$35 - Runaway (Bon Jovi tribute): July 14 - Unforgettable Fire (U2 tribute): July 21 - Head Games (Foreigner tribute): July 28 - The Doobie Brothers: July 31, 7 p.m., $25-$40 (on sale 6/30)

325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. - Raymond the Amish Comic: July 9, 8 p.m., $22.25 - Yonder Mountain String Band: July 14, 8:30 p.m., $22.25 - Sweet: July 21, 8 p.m., $28 - Herman’s Hermits Starring Peter Noone: July 22, 8 p.m., $35.75-$40.75 - Stryper: July 29, 8 p.m., $28 - Little Feat: Aug. 5, 8 p.m., $35.75 - Ted Nugent: Aug. 14, 8 p.m., $40.75 - Rubix KUBE (’80s tribute): Aug. 19, 9 p.m., $25 - Don Williams: Aug. 25, 8 p.m., $35.75-$40.75 - Styx: Aug. 26, 8 p.m., $53.25-$59.25

MOUNTAIN LAUREL CENTER

PENNSYLVANIA BLUES FESTIVAL

1 Tamiment Road, Tamiment 866.448.7849 mtlaurelpac.com - Kiss: July 13, $59-$115 - Larry the Cable Guy: Aug. 6, 8 p.m., $39-$69 - ZZ Top: Aug. 20, 8 p.m., $39-$79 - Frankie Valli / The Beach Boys: Aug. 25, 8 p.m., $39-$89

- The Lee Boys, Shakura S’Aida, Magic Slim & The Teardrops, Kenny Neal, Shemekia Copeland, Steve Guyger & Billy Flynn, Big Daddy Stallings, July 31

Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton 610.826.7700 www.skibluemt.com July 30-31, on-site camping, for ticket/info, visit website. - John Nemeth, Cyril Neville, Bettye LaVette, Lil’ Ed & The Blues Imperials, Otis Clay, Samuel James, Linsey Alexander, July 30

665 N. River St., Plains Phone: 570.822.2992 - Mystery Fyre: June 30 - Strawberry Jam: July 1 - Miz: July 2 - Ol’ Cabbage & County Line: July 9 - Tony Carfora / Bob O’Connell / Matt Bennick: July 14

SCRANTON COMMUNITY CONCERTS

Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawanna.edu, etix.com Prices vary, student and group rates available - Gloria Gaynor / Ashford & Simpson / Music for Models: June 30, 7 p.m., as part of “A Nod to Greatness: Motown & More,” to help benefit Marley’s Mission.

SCRANTON CULTURAL CENTER

420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Phone: 888.669.8966 - Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 8, 5:30 p.m., $19 - Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 29, 5:30 p.m., $19 - Dancing with NEPA Stars: Aug. 19, 5:30 p.m., $19

SCRANTON HARDWARE BAR 519 Linden St., Scranton

This one’s for you Bennie and the Jets, an Elton John tribute band, will perform at The Mauch Chunk Opera House (14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe) on Saturday, July 2 at 8:30 p.m. Lead by singer and piano player Greg Ransom, Bennie and the Jets is known for garish costumes, strong vocals and playful antics. The band performs such John favorites as “Philadelphia Freedom,” “Your Song” and “Candle in the Wind.” Doors for the show open at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $23 and can be purchased by phone at 570.325.0249 or online at mauchchunkoperahouse.com.

SHERMAN THEATER

524 Main St., Stroudsburg Phone: 570.420.2808, www.shermantheater.com - Senses Fail: July 18, 6 p.m., $15 - Kay Kay & His Weathered Underground: Aug. 4, 6 p.m., $12 - The John Butler Trio: Aug. 6, 8

p.m., $28 - Rad Bromance: Aug. 11, 6 p.m., $10 - Belladonna ft. Joey Belladonna of Anthrax: Aug. 13, 8 p.m., $15

SPYGLASS RIDGE WINERY

105 Carroll Road, Sunbury 570.286.9911 www.spyglassridgewinery.com - Blue Oyster Cult / Foghat: July 9, 8 p.m. - 8th Annual Celtic Festival: Aug. 20, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. ft. Seven Nations & Rathkeltair - Styx: Aug. 27, 8 p.m.

VINTAGE THEATER

119 Penn Ave., Scranton 570.589.0271 The Mad Conductor / No Service Project / Red Red Indicator: July 15, 8 p.m., $9 PHILADELPHIA

ELECTRIC FACTORY

3421 Willow St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.LOVE.222 - Ellie Goulding: July 26, 8 p.m. - Reel Big Fish / Streetlight Manifesto: Aug. 1, 7 p.m. - Big Audio Dynamite: Aug. 4, 8:30 p.m. - Nas & Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley: Aug. 9, 8 p.m. - Digitalism: Aug. 18, 8:30 p.m.

THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA

MANN MUSIC CENTER

52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia Phone: 215.893.1999 - The Philadelphia Orchestra: through June 30, 8 p.m. - R. Kelly / Keyshia Cole / Marsha Ambrosius: July 3, 7:30 p.m. - Kid Cudi: July 7, 7:30 p.m. - The Pittsburgh Symphony: July 9-10, 8 p.m.

TOWER THEATER

69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 - Taking Back Sunday: July 15, 7 p.m. - Bon Iver: Aug. 3, 8 p.m. - Janet Jackson, Aug. 8, 8 p.m. - Tedeschi Trucks Band: Aug. 18, 7 p.m. - The Monkees: Aug. 31, 8 p.m.

TROCADERO

10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 - Punchline: July 10, 6 p.m. - The Mentors: July 13, 8 p.m. - Mantis Rising Stars: July 16, 6:30 p.m. - Children of Bodom: July 17, 6 p.m. - Suburban Sensi: July 22, 6:30 p.m.

SUSQUEHANNA BANK CENTER

1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ. Phone: 609.365.1300 - Yes / Styx: July 4, 5:30 p.m. - Rascal Flatts / Sara Evans / Easton Corbin / Justin Moore: July 9, 7 p.m.

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570.346.8465 - Johnny Unit: July 1 - Pink Slip: July 2 - Lucky You: July 8 - Crystal Roxx: July 15 - Nowhere Slow: July 16

1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scranton - Def Leppard / Heart / Evan Watson: June 29, 7:30 p.m., $39-$122.15 - Vans Warped Tour: July 14, 11 a.m., $43.50 - Lil Wayne / Rick Ross / Keri Hilson / Far East Movement / Lloyd: July 19, 7 p.m., $62.75-$106.50 - Brad Paisley: July 22, 4 p.m., $34-$73.90 - Motley Crue / Poison / New York Dolls: July 31, 7 p.m., $40-$116.15 - Bob Dylan and His Band: Aug 10, 7:30 p.m., $34-$89.90 - Jason Aldean / Eric Church / JaneDear Girls: Aug. 25, 7:30 p.m., $38-$74.15 (on sale 6/22, 10 a.m.) - Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival ft. Avenged Sevenfold / Three Days Grace / Seether / Bullet For My Valentine / Escape The Fate / Sevendust / Black Tide / Art Of Dying / The Black Cloud Collective: Aug. 27, 2 p.m., $20-$69.99 (on sale 6/17)

334 South St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.922.1011 - Bobby V: July 2, 8 p.m. - Dom Kennedy: July 3, 7 p.m. - RX Bandits / Maps & Atlases / Zechs Marquise: July 10, 6:30 p.m. - 100 Monkeys / June Divided: July 14, 7 p.m. - Gomez / Good Old War: July 15, 8 p.m. - The Glitch Mob / Phantogram & PEX / Playloop DJ: July 21, 9 p.m.

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ALLENTOWN FAIR

17th and Chew Streets, Allentown Phone: 610.435.SHOW - Bruno Mars/ Raphael Saadiq: Aug. 30, 7 p.m. - Journey / Foreigner / Night Ranger: Aug. 31, 7 p.m.

CROCODILE ROCK

520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 - Scream the Prayer: July 5, 2 p.m. - Underoath: July 6, 6:30 p.m. - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus: July 10, 6 p.m. - This Century / Austin Gibbs: July 19, 6 p.m. - 100 Monkeys: July 19, 7 p.m.

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Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org - New York Philharmonic: July 3, 8 p.m. - New York Doo Wop Extravaganza: July 9, 7 p.m. - Tim McGraw / Luke Bryan / The Band Perry: July 10, 7 p.m. - Yes / Styx: July 12, 7 p.m. - Furthur: July 16, 7 p.m. - 311 / Sublime with Rome: July 25, 6:30 p.m.

THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA

17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 - The English Beat: July 2, 7 p.m. - RX Bandits: July 12, 6:30 p.m. - Get the Led Out: July 15, 7 p.m.

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Anthology Books (515 Center St., Scranton, above Outrageous, 570.341.1443, scranthology@gmail.com) All events free, unless otherwise noted. ❏ Book Groups • Scranton Interplanetary Literary Agency, a classic science fiction discussion group: 2nd Tues., 6:30 p.m. ❏ Writing Groups • Open writers group: Sat., noon led by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. Bring piece of original writing to discuss and critique. Barnes & Noble Booksellers (Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.4210) ❏ Signings: • Ian O’Connor, author of “The Captain: The Journey of Derek Jeter.” July 16, 1 p.m. • Richard A. Singer Jr., author of “Now: Embracing the Present Moment.” July 22, 7 p.m. Barnes & Noble WilkesKing’s Booksellers (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) ❏ Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30 p.m. • Teens: third Mon. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Ages 14-18. • New Age: last Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. • “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club about Harry Potter: first Wed., 6:307:30 p.m., led by Charles Moore. Costumes encouraged, not required. ❏ Children’s Events: • Young Readers Monthly Activity Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. Ages 8-12. • American Girl Doll Give-A-Way: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. • Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 a.m.-noon. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) • Writers Group Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m. Celebrates all types of writing styles, formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to register.

the Missing Servant” by Tarquin Hall. • Socrates Café Discussion Group: July 14, 6:30-8 p.m. • Family Book Discussion: July 14, 28, 6:30-8 p.m. “The Hunger Games” by Suzanne Collins, “The Giver” by Lois Lowry. West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Free. Informal discussion of memberselected books. • Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free.

VISUAL 570 Tattooing Co. (57 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.825.7270) • Art of the Dead Art Show: Aug. 7, doors 3 p.m., The Mines (105 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre). Art show, live painting, contests, cash bar, DJ, more. AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.com) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. • Life Drawing sessions: every Tues., 7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info, 561.7817. • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA, $2 student.

Keystone College, La Plume • The Gathering: July 14-17, explore creativity through literature, arts and sciences. Call 570.945.8512 for info.

Artspace Gallery (221 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737) Gallery Hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m., Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment. • “Us and them:” through July 10, art by Ken Connor and Dean Dorman. • Artspace Members Group Show: July 14-Aug 21.

Osterhout Library (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156, ext. 217) • “Novel Destinations:” Summer reading club for adults. • Franklin St. Sleuth’s Book Discussion: July 7, 6:30-8 p.m. “Case of

ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815) Gallery summer hours: Tues.-Fri., 10 a.m-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m., or by appointment. • Five from the American Watercolor Society: through July 28.

The Butternut Gallery & Second Story Books (204 Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m., Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m. • John Wilkerson & Bill Tersteeg: through July 12. Features photographs by Wilkerson, mythical clay dragon horns and frog boxes by Tersteeg. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “Terra Emota:” through June 29. Photographs by Chip Forelli. • “Leaving My Found Eden:” July 1-31. Opening reception July 1, 6-8:30 p.m. Photography by Ron L. Zheng. Dakota Ridge Gallery (9 West Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 570.325.2082, DakotaRidgeGallery.com ) • “Architectural Surreal:” through July 31. The photographs of R. Alexander Trejo. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ seniors; $2 children 6-12; Everhart Museum members free. • “With bullets singing all around me:” Regional Stories of the Civil War: through July 17. • “Medics In Action: Caring For the Wounded:” through July 17. Gallery at the Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) • “Young Artists of Monroe County:” through Aug. 28. Kan-son Reeves, John Kolbek, Denise McKellick,

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Who is... Andrea ou may have seen Andrea O’Neill’s face on WVIA plenty of times, but she does a lot more than that. Her job, which she calls “unique,” includes doing research for documentaries, writing curriculum, running workshops, producing two TV shows (and hosting one of them), running several contests and being responsible for forming and keeping relationships with 35 school districts and their intermediate units. “It’s fun in a hectic sort of way,” O’Neill said. Her work isn’t limited to inside the walls of WVIA, though, as she writes for a local newspaper and is a sociology instructor for VLINC (Virtually Linking INstruction and Curriculum) — and then there’s that whole community thing … Community involvement: Girls minors softball coach, Mountaintop Area Little League board secretary, MALL Coach Pitch Commissioner Hobbies: Photography, painting, baseball Something most people don’t know about you: I got married at 18 and moved to San Francisco. Yes, we are still married 16 years later, and no, I was not pregnant. I also, more than anything in the world, have always wanted to be a jockey. At 5-feet-2-inches tall, I am too tall for the job, but the one thing I have always wanted is to ride racehorses. What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be an astronaut during the “Teacher in Space” campaign until I realized I was, shall we say, “untalented” in the math and science departments. I pursued a degree in environmental resource management and wildlife ﬁsheries science until I also became disillusioned by biology. So, I went back for history and enjoyed every bit of it. Claim(s) to fame: I met Richard Dean Anderson (“MacGyver”) at a charity hockey game. I drove my Jeep across country and back alone at age 21. With just an atlas, some clothes and a baseball bat that I’m still not sure to this day what I thought I was going to do with. Keep in mind, no cell phones yet. On my 24th birthday I was sitting along the side of the road, taking a break from picking up roadside garbage along the golf course when I realized I did not want to do this forever. At age 25 and a mother of a toddler and an 8-month old, I went back to school. I worked full time and went to school full/ part time and got my degree two months after my 30th birthday. It can be done.

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sorry mom & dad By Justin Brown

Weekender Correspondent

Dancing fever

Justin has been selected to be a contestant in ‘Dancing With the NEPA Stars.’

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ear Mom & Dad, Most people would think it’s time to reevaluate their life when they turn on VH1 and realize they’ve hung out with someone on “Celebrity Rehab 5.” The same assertion could be made when they reach a point in their life where they’re competing in a local version of “Dancing With The Stars.” Not I. I like to think of it as being right on track! That being said, I raise my Xanax-spiked margarita to Michael Lohan, courageously battling his co-dependency issues with Dr. Drew, as I’m in a battle myself: To champion The Scranton Cultural Center’s “Dancing With The NEPA Stars!” Last month I was asked to be one of the local celebrities to move and groove in the annual event. Was it because I shamelessly campaigned with the help of “DWTS” prodancer Mark Ballas in the most harebrained campaign since Kathy Griffin’s attempt to win a Grammy? Was it because I stalked the event’s coordinator to the point of hand-delivering flowers on her birthday? Or was it because they realize I’m kind of a big deal and were eager for my celebrity status to attract people to their event? In my eyes: Yes. Yes. And yes! So, now the term “local celebrity” isn’t only something labeled on a T-Shirt stored

away that I haven’t been able to fit in since I developed a beer belly. It’s a lifestyle. My lifestyle. In order to capitalize on it, I’ll be dancing for charity. Held Friday, July 8, the event directly benefits The Scranton Cultural Center, helping them keep the arts alive in NEPA! I’ll be competing in the first of three rounds with WNEP-16 reporter Sofia Ojeda and Dunmore Elementary’s Assistant Principal Peggy Hart. One of us will advance to the Finals on Aug. 19, along with a winner from the July 29 round, to face off in a dancing duel and see who will win that mirror ball trophy. Voting costs $1 per vote at the event or online at scrantonculturalcenter.org by clicking Vote underneath my name. Please vote for me! Hope to see you there enjoying the open bar, food and my attempt at burning the floor with an Argentine tango so hot the fire department will have to be on call. Emphasis on attempt … Love, Justin W Keep up with Justin’s adventures & life lessons on Facebook.com/ sorrymomanddad & Twitter @sorrymomanddad.

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2nd Annual Rocker’s Roll July 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Tomato Festival grounds in Pittston. Cafe racers, mods, rockers, vintage and classic motorcycles, music, contests, more. People’ Choice Awards for favorites. Visit farleyandace.com, contact ace@farleyandace.com or call 570.313.2609 for info or to be a vendor.

3rd Annual Pocono Drag Lodge Reunion Aug. 6, 648 Meadow Run Road, Bear Creek, off route 115. $5, $15 for cars. Free dash plaques first 350 show cars. DJ, food, automotive swap meet. Event includes Warmland Mighty 590 reunion. For info call 845.635.3662 or e-mail ecoair9798@aol.com. 5th Annual Ride & Show for Motorcycles, Classic Cars & Trucks: July 16, registration 10:30 a.m., departs noon, Schoch Harley Davidson, Snydersville. Ends at West End Fire Hall, Brodheadsville. $20, w/ door prize ticket, meal, drink. Live music. Proceeds benefit Camp Papillon Pet Adoption & Rescue Sanctuary Fund. Info: 570.420.0450, 992.7500, camppapillon.org. 8th Annual Rod and Custom Cruise-In Aug. 12, 13, 14, gates 8 a.m., Bloomsburg Fairgrounds, $5, $10/3-day pass. $30 to enter car. Wing eating contest, prom night, camping, more. For info: 570.387.2000, cruisein@bloomhealth.net, rodandcustomcruisin.com. 109th Artillery Heritage Association Car Cruz July 18, Aug. 15, Sept. 19, 6-9 p.m., Applebee’s (253 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Blvd., WilkesBarre). Prizes, giveaways, info on Veterans Benefits. All vehicle types welcome. Call 570.824.7015 for info. Black Creek Cruiser Car Show July 2, 2 p.m., Rock Glen Park. $3/car. Fireworks at dusk. For info call 570.384.3629, 233.5356. Car Cruise Fridays July 22, Aug. 19, Sept. 16, 6 p.m.-? Curry Donuts (S. Pennsylvania Ave, Wilkes-Barre). Car Show to Benefit the Luzerne County SPCA July 10, noon-5 p.m., entry $5/car. Dominick’s Café (20 School ST., Hudson). For info, call 570.362.1526. Coal Cracker Cruisers (570.876.4034) • Cruise Nights at Advance Auto: Rt.

6 Carbondale, 1st Fri. of month through Sept., 6-9 p.m., food, music, door prizes, trophies. • 13th Annual Car Show: Sept. 18, gates 9 a.m., Carbondale Area High School. $2/gen. admission, children under 12 free. Cars on field by noon. $8/pre-registration until Sept. 10, $10/day of show. AACA winners must pre-register. Live music. Proceeds benefit local charities. Visit on Facebook under CoalCrackerCruisers. Cruisin’ at McDonald’s Car Cruise July 8, Aug. 12, Sept. 9, 6 p.m., McDonald’s (Village Center, Rte. 590, Hamlin). Trophies, 50-50’s, giveaways. Music by Rickie Z. Benefits Ronald McDonald House. For more info, call 570.969.8998. Disorganized Individual Scooterists • Scooter Rally: July 8-10, Moyers Grove Campground (Wapwallopen), camping, ride to Knoebel’s Sat. All admission must be prepaid. Contact Carl Marsh at 570.239.9985 or karlmarsh@gmail.com for more info. Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. • July 16, Aug. 20, 5-8 p.m., Twist & Shake, Pikes Creek. • Aug. 6, 1-4 p.m., Meadows Nursing & Rehabilitation Center (55 W. Center Hill Road, Dallas). • Sept. 17, 3-6 p.m., Pikes Creek Raceway Park (Rt. 118, Pikes Creek). Montage Mountain Classics (Thurs., 6-9 p.m., Fri., 6-10 p.m., Sat., 5-9 p.m.) • McDonald’s (South Side Plaza, Scranton): July 8, Aug. 12, Sept. 9 • Johnny Rockets (Mountain Mountain): July 16, Aug. 20, Sept. 17 • Valley Auto Parts (Moosic Road, Old Forge): July 28, Aug. 25, Sept. 22

• Car show for St. Joe’s (Pittston Bypass): Aug. 21, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. • Ronald Mc Donald House Cruise: Sept. 18, 2-6 p.m., McDonald’s (South Side Plaza, Scranton). Rain date, Sept. 25. • Halloween Cruise: Oct. 29, 1-5 p.m., Johnny Rockets (Montage Mountain) The Villa Capri Cruisers (101 Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014, www.villacapricruisers.com) • Cruise Night: 3rd Fri. through Sept., 6 p.m., all vehicles welcome. • Cruise Night: 2nd Sun. through Sept., 6 p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6, Dickson City), all vehicles welcome. • Reunion Car Show: Sept. 4, 9 a.m., Nay Aug Park, Scranton, all vehicles welcome. WVW Aquatics Club Classic Car Show July 24, registration 9 a.m.-noon, judging 12:30-2:30 p.m., awards 3 p.m., Wyoming Valley West High School (150 Wadham St., Plymouth). Rain date July 31. $10 per car. Dash plaques to first 100 cars. All vehicle types welcome. Proceeds benefit WVW Water Polo Team. Call 570.822.4484 for info. Wyoming Valley Motorcycle Club (570.598.WVMC) • Summer Poker Run in memory of Charlie Burke: July 17 • Summer party at Konefal’s Grove: Aug. 20 • Bikes for Tykes Poker Run in memory of George Thompson: Sept. 18 • Fall Poker Run in memory of Tony Lavelle: Oct. 16 W E-mail your event to weekender@theweekender.com or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication: Monday at 2 p.m. two weeks prior to event.

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ALBUM REVIEWS Parton’s grindstones & rhinestones Hard work is probably not the ﬁrst thing that comes to mind at the mention of Dolly Parton, but it should be. She’s been deemed “The Queen of Country Music” for a reason, and her 41st studio album, “Better Day,” promises hopeful, Southern-fried music with a more contemporary edge than she’s ever experimented with before, proving the songwriter hasn’t been content to simply cash in and sit on her laurels after a very fruitful career. The ﬁrst single, “Together You and I,” is a remake of a 1974 duet Parton did with Porter Wagoner, and is decidedly more modern (and a little less country) than the original. In fact, many of the songs on “Better Day” are much

more progressive country than we’re used to with Parton, which is understandable, but it also would have been fulfilling if she had taken the banjo, the twang and the down-home, old-school country feel just a little further. One song she manages to do this on is “Country Is As Country Does,” where innocent lyrics and a catchy hook are pure Dolly. Parton takes things to another level with the title track, which has a dual blues and gospel feel to it, and the song “Holding Everything,” though it starts out with vocals that are just a bit too breathy, hints at a nice little uptempo ballad. “The Sacrifice” plays like a reflection of Parton’s career

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While we keep hearing that things are getting better, the reality for many people is that they’re not, and in some cases they may even be worse. Flogging Molly’s latest album, “Speed of Darkness,” has put those sentiments to song, with the band’s signature blend of Celtic folk fueled by a punk-rock engine. That engine is running a little hotter (and angrier) on this album as the mood of FM’s music has

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and how far she has come. It also sums up her personality (like in the lyric, “Grindstones and rhinestones have made up my life”), and is a charming introduction, for those unfamiliar with her conﬁdence as an artist and individual, while “I Just Might” romantically mingles the keys with intimate vocals. “Better Day” is almost the right blend of classic Parton and modern country. If it had just a little more drawl and a little more of Parton’s signature feistiness, it would have completely hit the mark. -- Stephanie DeBalko Weekender Staff Writer

changed from passive protest and lament of life’s ills to active revolt against them. In addition to having a little more energy than FM’s previous work, this album also has a much larger, fuller sound. While in the past, the band’s music made fans want to sit back and enjoy, songs like “Revolution,” “Don’t Shut ’Em Down” and “Saints & Sinners” inspire listeners to stand up and sing along as well. FM hasn’t forgotten its roots, however; traditional folk numbers like “So Sail On” and “Rise Up” round out the album with some lighter and calmer music. FM has slowly but surely been building a loyal following over the past decade, and with “Speed of Darkness” the band seems poised to perhaps make a breakthrough to a larger audience. Longtime fans need not lament that, as this album is not a watered-down sellout but instead just carries a message that many people can relate to. Flogging Molly hasn’t forgotten how to have a good time, however, and while many of the songs may be a little grittier and angrier than past ones, they serve more as a reminder that we’re not alone in our desire for better times and better lives.

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“I’ve always liked owning a car that’s different, something you don’t see much,” Hromek says. “People are always asking me what kind of car it is, they are kind of surprised to hear it’s a Buick. (The Reatta) is only about 160, 165 horsepower, but it is rather unique looking. “I also own a Plymouth Turismo and a Ford EXP, which are also cars you don’t see around much. I rotate my daily drivers.” W

SPEAK & SEE, FROM PAGE 50 J.J.Shutz, Morgan Crespo, Shane Izikowski, Bud LaRosa, Brienne Rosner. Luzerne County Historical Society Museum (69 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) • “Thousands are Sailing: The Irish in Luzerne County:” through Aug. 20. $4 adults, $2 children, free under 5 and for members. Call 570.822.1727 for info.

• “The Mary Wilson Supremes Collection:” July 23-Oct. 17, the gowns of Mary Wilson of The Supremes, in conjunction with Wilson’s Under the Stars Summer Arts Festival performance July 23. Open reception July 22, 5-8 p.m., features Q&A with Wilson. $40 limited available, $360 includes opening reception for six, festival-table seating for six at concert. Call 674.6719 for tickets. Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. • Annual Student Show: through July 1. • Pink Ribbon Exhibit: July 8-Aug 6. Work by area artists, donation to Breast Cancer Awareness. Opening reception July 8, 6-8 p.m. • Tattoo Art: Aug. 12-Sept. 10. Artwork by area artist in style of tattoo art.

The Main Street Gallery (27 N. Main St., Carbondale) • Carbondale Art Walk III: through Aug. 5, displayed amongst 23 venues throughout Carbondale. Call 570.282.1690 for info. • Carbondale: A Hometown Through the Artists’ Sordoni Art Gallery at Wilkes UniEye: through Aug. 5. Call 282.1690 for info. versity (150 S. River St., Stark Learning Center) Gallery summer hours: Fri., Sun., noon-4:30 p.m., Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. Main St., Sat., 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) • “Near and Far: Landscapes from the Sordoni Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat., 10 Art Gallery Permanent Collection:” through Aug. a.m.-5 p.m. 7. • Northeast Photography Club Juried Exhibit: through July 2. • “Sunlight and Shadow:” July 1-Aug. 5, reception STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/343.3048) July 1, 6-8:30 p.m. Acrylics on canvas by Nina ❏ Children and adult art classes: Davidowitz. • Ceramic sculpture and the Children’s Art New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Corner: Call Tom Gates, 877.3261 • Drawing and painting classes: Call Karen St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, Mahalik 383.1220 978.501.7812) • Private Photoshop classes: Call Gerry StanGallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by kiewicz, 709.9203 appointment. • “Rust and Patina:” July 1-29. Opening reception • “Nostalgic Impressionism:” through June 30, featuring Dutch artist Matthys Abas. July 1, 6-10 p.m., part of First Friday Scranton. • “Walk A Mile In Her Shoes:” Artists from WomMetal assemblage sculpture by local Eli Marsh. en Resources Center. Opening reception July 1. Northern Light Espresso Bar (536 Wayne County Arts Alliance Spruce St., Scranton) • “Art on the Edge:” July 2-Sept 10, daily, 10 • Mark S. Ciocca: through June, hand-pulled silkscreen & relief prints and pen & ink illustra- a.m.-6 p.m., Hawley Silk Mill (8 Silk Mill Dr., Hawley). For info, visit events.hawleysilkmill.com. W tions. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art) Summer Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m.

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Weekender Correspondent CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) We can’t completely control who or what enters our lives. Some things, of course, you can simply walk away from if they don’t fit in with your vision of how your life should look, but others aren’t so blithely abandoned. Leaving them behind would also involve ditching important aspects of yourself, perhaps principles and morals you’re quite attached to. So you’re more or less stuck with these gate-crashers, like it or not. These surprising, challenging, and confusing experiences are called “character-building” for a reason. Let’s see what unfolds when one happens to you, shall we? LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Anonymity can be fun, but it’s so not your style. You’re not cut out to be a wallflower. Unlike some signs, you like being noticed, most of the time. What’s the point of flying under the radar? Well, there is a point to it sometimes, when it’s the only way to effectively get to where you want to go — since drawing attention will likely slow you down or stop you completely. This week you may have to run counter to your natural instincts in order to accomplish your goals. Go into stealth mode for now, Leo. You can shine again once the deed’s done. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Digging someone else out of the mess they’ve made isn’t really your job, yet the task does seem to fall on your shoulders pretty often, nevertheless. Why? Because you’re good at it. Hardly fair, but there it is. I’m sure you’re tired of this, but your choices are pretty lousy: Abandon a friend in a time of need, or roll up your sleeves and get to excavating. To avoid such crappy alternatives in the future, make sure your loved ones know that you’re unlikely to tidy up such disasters again, and they should turn to you for help while there’s still a chance of averting catastrophe, not after it’s all gone pear-shaped.

waved you off. Sometimes people’s wonderful intentions can turn into a tremendous hassle. The right thing to do is accept them with grace, nevertheless — along with the delays or obstacles that accompany them. Try to remember that this week. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Although a Capricorn’s eye for profit might see it differently, someone else’s loss isn’t always your gain — or at least it shouldn’t be. You may see an opportunity or two to spin gold out of others’ hardship this week, but I hope you won’t. It’s not something you’re likely to feel good about, and even if you can shrug the moral quandary aside, such actions are almost certain to come back to bite you in the ass, probably just to make sure you regret it, later. Skip all that and just help those in need instead of taking advantage of them. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Sometimes something that seems like a real advantage can turn out to be exactly the opposite in practice. While it would certainly be convenient to have a prehensile tail, for example (better than making do with just two hands and two feet), in the end the hassles you’d experience whenever you tried to use it (not to mention adjusting your clothes to accommodate (or hide) your extra appendage) would probably prove too much to justify having it, unless you hoped to find a career as a research subject or circus sideshow star. Check any lucky breaks this week for similar downsides — before you accept them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I’m pretty tolerant of most things, but not intolerance. Once bigotry of any kind rears its ugly head, I’m done. If I think there’s a chance of changing minds, I gear up for righteous battle and fight the good fight; otherwise, I just walk away, to save my strength for a war I can help win. Keeping things that simple is my solution to avoiding unnecessary conflict. What’s yours? If you don’t have a concise strategy for picking the battles you choose to fight — if, for example, it’s based entirely on your mood — you’re doing it wrong. Devise one this week. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Leading by example is the only way to go here. Don’t even try one of those, “Do as I say, not as I do,” deals; it’ll never fly. You’ll be called out on that shit so fast your head will spin. The only viable strategy is to really live and behave according to the principles you hope to share. Eyes are upon you — whether you know it or not — and people are not afraid to judge. It may not be fair, but you need to try to abide by the principles you aspire to, instead of just the ones that are currently easy to live up to. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) When what should be fun turns into an annoying hassle instead, you know you’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere. Can you retrace your route and correct your course, towards hilarity and joy rather than frustration and anger? Reclaiming your sense of humor, along with a wil-

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) If you break the rules often enough, you can sort of develop a sixth sense about when you’re likely to actually get away with it, and when you’re not. With all the authority-subverting you generally do, yours is honed to razor acuity; however, your ability to actually heed it is not so well-developed. Too often, you get carried away by your enthusiasm and leap into the fray without seriously considering the outcome. That pattern’s got to stop, or at least take a break this week. You need to listen to the warning signs before you go outside the lines right now — or you’ll definitely get caught crossing them. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Don’t get too pissed off when someone’s almost cruelly blunt with you. Chances are, they tried more subtle approaches before, and these went completely unnoticed. Sometimes you’re oblivious to all but the most direct and obvious communication. That’s just as frustrating to those around you, so try to accept their brusque and frank treatment of you with good humor instead of annoyance. It’s actually pretty funny, if you can let yourself see it that way. If you’re able to allow a joke or two at your expense, such communications can be hilarious good fun, instead of angst-ridden drama, so I hope you can. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) A diet of all snack foods isn’t likely to be particularly healthy. If that was all you ate for a year, I hope you wouldn’t be surprised to find yourself overweight and riddled with other health problems. So why is it a surprise to you that a spiritually similar “diet” has remarkably analogous results? What kind of nourishment are you giving your soul these days? I’m not suggesting you become a biblethumping churchgoer, but you should seek out and discover experiences and people that feed this part of you before it’s too weak to get your ass up off the couch, even if it tried. W To contact Caeriel, e-mail sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Imagine stopping for directions, and instead of getting a couple vague instructions and a sloppy hand gesture, someone sits down and draws you a detailed map, describes numerous landmarks and points of interest, and takes a quarter hour providing you with way more information than you asked for. Their excellent and courteous treatment of you was in a way much more annoying than if they’d just hollered, “It’s that-a-way!” and

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lingness to let go, will help you find your way again. Much of your angst is caused by clinging to ideas that just aren’t working, and forgetting to chuckle at people’s silly foibles — your own as well as others’. This is confusing, plotting a course amidst intense desire always is, but as long as you’re determined to find a joyful, satisfying way through it all, you will.

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STATION WAGON V8, automatic, 8 passenger, 3rd seat, good condition, 2nd owner. REDUCED TO $6,500. 570-579-3517

CHEVROLET `81 CORVETTE Very good condi-

tion. 350 engine, classic silver with black bottom trim, all original, registered as an antique vehicle, removable mirror tops. 66,000 miles, chrome wheels & tires in very good shape, leather interior, garage kept. Must see to appreciate. Asking $9,000 or willing to trade for a newer Pontoon boat. Call 570-545-6057

Bright red 5 speed, moonroof, only 52k. SHARP! $14,900

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VW 08 JETTA SE Graphite with dark gray leather, moon roof, 40k. IMPRESSIVE! $15,990

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415 Autos-Antique & Classic

CADILLAC `80 COUPE DEVILLE Excellent condition, $3,000 located in Hazleton. 570-454-1945 or 561-573-4114

CHEVROLET `72

CHEVELLE Two door hard top.

307 Motor. Needs work. Comes with additional 400 small block & many parts. $3,500. Serious inquires only. (570) 836-2574

FORD SALEEN 04 281 SC Coupe

1,000 miles document. #380 Highly collectable. $28,500 570-472-1854

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FORD `66

removable hard top, power windows, AM /FM radio with cassette player, CD player, automatic, 4 new tires. Champagne exterior; Italian red leather interior inside. Garage kept, excellent condition. $31,000. Call 825-6272

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Mustang Coupe. Pearl white, pony interior. Pristine condition. 26K miles. $17,000 or best offer. (570) 817-6768

MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE

OLDSMOBILE `68 DELMONT DRASTICALLY

1 owner, garage kept, 65k original miles, black with grey leather interior, all original & never seen snow. $7,995. Call 570-237-5119

1949 DESOTO CUTOM 4 DOOR SEDAN

REDUCED!! This model only produced in 1967 & 1968. All original 45,000 miles, Color Burgundy, cloth & vinyl interior, 350 rocket engine, 2nd owner. Fender skirts, always garaged. Trophy winner at shows. Serious inquiries only, $7,500. 570-690-0727

MERCEDES BENZ `74 450 SE

VW 07 JETTA 1

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415 Autos-Antique & Classic

3 on the tree with fluid drive. This All American Classic Icon runs like a top at 55MPH. Kin to Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth, Imperial Desoto, built in the American Midwest, after WWII, in a plant that once produced B29 Bombers. In it’s original antiquity condition, with original shop & parts manuals, she’s beautifully detailed and ready for auction in Sin City. Spent her entire life in Arizona and New Mexico, never saw a day of rain or rust. Only $19,995. To test drive, by appointment only, Contact Tony at 570-899-2121 or penntech84th@ gmail.com

457 Wanted to Buy Auto

SOLID CAR! Interior perfect, exterior very good. Runs great! New tires, 68K original miles. $5,500 FIRM. 570-905-7389 Ask for Lee

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Auto Parts

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BUYING JUNK VEHICLES $300 and Up $125 extra if driven, pulled or pushed in. NOBODY Pays More

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Boats & Marinas

CUSTOM CREST 15

Fiberglass boat with trailer. Outboard propulsion. Includes: 2 motors Erinmade, “Lark II series”

PRICE REDUCED! $2,400

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Motorcycles

HARLEY DAVIDSON 80 Soft riding FLH.

King of the Highway! Mint original antique show winner. Factory spot lights, wide white tires, biggest Harley built. Only 28,000 original miles! Never needs inspection, permanent registration. $8,500 570-905-9348

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Commercial Trucks & Equipment

CHEVY 08 3500 HD DUMP TRUCK 2WD, automatic.

Only 12,000 miles. Vehicle in like new condition. $19,000. 570-288-4322

FORD 99 E350 BUCKET VAN Triton V8. 2 speed

boom; 92,000miles; $9999 or best price. Great condition. Call 570-675-3384 or 570574-7002

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Motorcycles

DAELIM 2006

150 CCs. 4,700 miles. 70 MPG. New battery & tires. $1,500; negotiable. Call 570-288-1246 or 570-328-6897

Kawasaki` 93 ZX11D NINJA LIKE NEW 8900 Original

miles. Original owner. V@H Exhaust and Computer. New tires. $4,500. 570-574-3584

SUZUKI `07 C50T CRUISER EXCELLENT CONDITION Windshield, Bags,

Floorboards,V&H Pipes, White walls,Garage Kept. 6K Miles $5,200 (570) 430-0357

SUZUKI 77 GS 750

Needs work. $1,500 or best offer 570-822-2508

To place your

HARLEY DAVIDSON `07 ad Call Toll Free Road King Classic

FLHRC. Burgundy / Cream. Driver & Passenger back rest, grips, battery tender, cover. Willie G accessories. 19k miles. $14,400 or best offer. Call 262-993-4228

HARLEY DAVIDSON 03 DYNA WIDE GLIDE

Golden Anniversary. Silver/Black. New Tires. Extras. Excellent Condition. 19,000 miles $10,000. 570-639-2539

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YAMAHA `04 V-STAR

1100 Custom. 5800 miles, light bar, cobra exhaust, windshield, many extras, must sell. $4,900. Call 570-301-3433

YAMAHA 07 650 V-STAR

Matted black finish. Mint condition. New tires, inspected, fully serviced & ready to ride. Windshield & sissy bar. Low miles & garage kept. $4800. or best offer. 570-762-5158

YAMAHA 97 ROYALSTAR 1300

12,000 miles. With windshield. Runs excellent. Many extras including gunfighter seat, leather bags, extra pipes. New tires & battery. Asking $4,000 firm. (570) 814-1548

Super Lite Fifth Wheel. LCD/DVD flat screen TV, fireplace, heated mattress, ceiling fan, Hide-a-Bed sofa, outside speakers & grill, 2 sliders, aluminum wheels, water purifier, awning, microwave oven, tinted safety glass windows, raised panel fridge & many accessories & options. Excellent condition, $22,500. 570-868-6986

SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS

Travel Trailer. 29’, mint condition, 1 slide out a/c-heat. Stove, microwave, fridge, shower inside & out. Many more extras, including hitch equipment and sway bars. Reduced. $12,500. Call 570-842-6735

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SUNLITE CAMPER

22 ft. 3 rear bunks, center bathroom, kitchen, sofa bed. Air, Fully self contained. Sleeps 6. New tires, fridge awning. $4500. 215-322-9845

TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft Rear queen master

bedroom, Walk thru bathroom. Center kitchen + dinette bed. Front extra large living room + sofa bed. Big View windows. Air, awning, sleeps 6, very clean, will deliver. Located in Benton, Pa. $4,900. 215-694-7497

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

BUICK `05 RENDEZVOUS CX HARD TO FIND!!

AWD, Fully loaded, 1 owner, 20,000 miles. Small 6 cylinder. New tires. Like new, inside & out. $14,900. Call (570) 540-0975

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

CHEVR0LET`02 EXPRESS

CONVERSION VAN Loaded. Low miles. Excellent condition.

$18,900

570-674-3901

CHEVROLET `05 TRAILBLAZER LT Black/Grey. 18,000

miles. Well equipped. Includes On-Star, tow package, roof rack, running boards, remote starter, extended warranty. $16,000 (570) 825-7251

CHEVROLET `09 EQUINOXmileage, LS Low

16,000 miles, automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, cruise control, AM/FM radio, Sirius radio, On-Star, cassette player, CD player, keyless entry, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, tinted windows. REDUCED PRICE $16,500. (570) 954-9333 Call after 9:00 a.m.

CHEVROLET `10 SILVERADO 1500

Extended Cab V71 Package 4x4. Bedliner. V-8. Red. Remote start. 6,300 miles $26,000 (570) 639-2539

CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR

Custom Van. 67K miles. Interior has oak wood trim, carpeting, storage areas, TV, rear seat convertible to double bed, curtains. Seats 7. Power windows & seats. Custom lighting on ceiling. New exhaust system. New rear tires. Recently inspected. Excellent condition. $4,200 or best offer. Call 570-655-0530

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DODGE `99 DAKOTA SPORT 4 X 4, extended

cab, 117,000 miles, new inspection, just serviced, oil, trans flushed, new fluid transfer case & axels, cooling system flushed. $6,599.00 Call 693-1262 after 5:00 PM

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Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

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Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

Automation Technician EAM-Mosca Corporation, technology and application leader in automatic strapping systems, needs an Automation Technician to work at West Hazleton Engineering Dept. Responsiblefor documentation, development and troubleshooting new and existing PLC based control systems. Assist with design and implementation of systems, some field work required. Must have minimum 2 year degree, certification or equivalent experience. PLC programming experience a plus, Siemens a plus, Microsoft Office, CAD. The Automation Technician is a hands-on job with a dynamic, innovative company, providing a generous benefit package, day shift and opportunity for growth. Drug screen, physical, background check & E-Verify will be required. References required and will be verified. EAM-Mosca Corporation, 675 Jaycee Drive, Valmont Industrial Park, Hazle Township, PA 18202. Email recruiting@eammosca.com, Fax 570-459-6249. Check out our website at http://www.eammosca.com/

451

Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

FORD `03 EXPLORER Low mileage,

63,500 miles, automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, anti-lock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, all power, cruise control, AM/FM radio, CD changer, keyless entry, leather interior, sun/ moon roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, tinted windows. $12,500. (570) 362-0938

FORD `04 EXPLORER

SUV, V6, 4x4, automatic, 85,000 miles Black Beauty. Garage kept. Must sell. $8,700 (570) 883-2754

INTERNATIONAL 95 DUMP TRUCK Refurbished, rebuilt engine, transmission replaced. Rear-end removed and relubed. Brand new 10’ dump. PA state inspected. $12,900/best offer. 570-594-1496

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Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

FORD `04 FREESTAR Automatic, front

wheel drive, 4 door, anti-lock brakes, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, cruise control, AM/FM radio, CD player, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, tinted windows, new starter, just inspected, $3,900. 570-594-4992. Call after 4:30 p.m.

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FORD `06 EXPLORER 78,400 miles, auto-

matic, four wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, cruise control, AM/ FM radio, CD changer, DVD player, keyless entry, leather interior, moon roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper. $16,000 (570) 954-5462 Call after 9 a.m.

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Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair

EXTRUDER MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR EAM-Mosca, a market leader in strapping systems, located in West Hazleton, PA seeks a Maintenance Supervisor for our strapping extrusion operation. Position oversees the machine maintenance operation of a 24/7 facility. Basic schedule is Monday-Friday however on-call ﬂexibility is required. Position includes training and supervisory responsibility for existing maintenance technicians. This is a new position created due to organizational growth. Position requires some secondary education in technical training and minimum 5 years supervisory experience. Strong electrical background with experience in 24v AC/DC controls through 480 vac, 3 ph power. AC/DC motor drives and controls, temperature controls, PLC logic, hydraulics and pneumatics, chiller experience and strong mechanical skills. Strong computer skills including Word and Excel applications required. AS400 exp a plus. Solid career opportunity for a committed person with the necessary skill set. Excellent beneﬁt package, pay commensurate with experience. Contact

EAM-Mosca Corporation 675 Jaycee Drive, W. Hazleton, PA 18202 Fax: 570-459-6249 E-mail: recruiting@eammosca.com Visit us at: www.eammosca.com

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Q-LINK LEGACY `09

250 automatic. Gun metal gray. MP3 player. $3,000. Great first motorcycle. 570-696-1156

EQUIPMENT/BOBCAT TRAILER

FLAGSTAFF `08 CLASSIC

Boat Parts/ Supplies

OUTBOARD MOTOR. 2. H.P. 4 stroke, air cooled, 2 years old. $350 570-829-3723

442 RVs & Campers

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451

Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

FORD `99 E250

Wheelchair Van 78,250 miles. Fully serviced, new battery, tires & rods. Seats 6 or 3 wheelchairs. Braun Millennium lift with remote. Walk up door. Front & rear A/C. Power locks & windows. Excellent condition. $7,500. 570-237-6375

Organized in 1975, The Institute for Human Resources and Services, Inc. is a non-profit corporation dedicated to providing residential services to individuals with developmental disabilities. We are currently seeking candidates for the following positions: Residential Program Workers & Supervisors: The primary responsibility is to assist adults with developmental disabilities in their homes. Full time and Part time positions are available. Applicants must possess a valid PA driver’s license and a high school diploma or equivalency. The base rate is $7.25-$9.65 per hour. Apply in person or email resume to adeeds@ihrser.com. The Institute for Human Resources and Services, Inc. 250 Pierce Street, Suite 301 Kingston, PA 18704 (Fax) 570-288-9112 EOE

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FORD 04 EXPLORER XLT All wheel drive, red pearl with gray leather, 7 passenger, only 71k. CLEAN! $7,990

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GMC `99 SUBURBAN

Champagne exterior, leather interior, power windows & locks, 4 wheel drive. $3,685. Call 570-362-4080

518 Customer Support/Client Care

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

GMC `99 TRUCK SLE PACKAGE

2 wheel drive 84,000 original miles $5,900. or best offer 570824-3096 GET THE WORD OUT with a Classified Ad. 570-829-7130

GMC `99 TRUCK SLE PACKAGE

2 wheel drive 84,000 original miles $5,900. or best offer 570824-3096

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

HONDA `10 ODYSSEY

Special Edition. Maroon, Fully loaded. Leather seats. TV/DVD, navigation, sun roof plus many other extras. 3rd seat . Only 1,900 Miles. Brand New. Asking $37,000 (570) 328-0850

HYUNDAI `05 TUCSON 61,000 miles, auto-

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matic, four wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, cruise control, AM/FM radio, cassette player, CD player, keyless entry, sun/ moon roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, new towing package, auto start. $10,000 (570) 762-4543

518 Customer Support/Client Care

HONDA 07 ELEMENT LX

All wheel drive, silver, moonroof, 70k EXTRA CLEAN! $14,300

825-3368

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

JEEP `02 GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO

JEEP `07 WRANGLER X 4x4, stick shift, soft

top. Red exterior, well maintained, garage kept. 11,500 miles, one owner. AC, CD player, cruise control. Tow package with cargo carrier. Excellent condition. $18,700 Call 570-822-9680

MERCEDES-BENZ `99 ML 320

Sunroof, new tires, 115,930 miles MUST SELL $7,200 OBO (570)760-0511

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Trucks/ SUVs/Vans

SUZUKI `07 XL-7 56,000 miles,

MITSUBISHI `08 RAIDER V Triple black, economical 6 cylinder. 4x4 select drive. CD, remote door opener, power windows & locks, cruise, tilt wheel. 108k highway miles. Garage kept. Super clean inside and out. No rust. Sale price $6,895. Scranton. 570-466-2771

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ERY GOOD CONDITION! 29,500 miles. 24X4 drive option, 4 door crew cab, sharp silver color with chrome step runners, premium rims, good tires, bedliner, V-6, 3.7 liter. Purchased at $26,900. Dealer would sell for $18,875. Asking $16,900 (570) 545-6057

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MITSUBISHI `95 MONTERO SR 4WD 177,102 miles, auto-

matic, four wheel drive, 4 door, antilock brakes, air conditioning, air bags, power locks, power windows, power mirrors, power seats, cruise control, AM/FM radio, cassette player, CD changer, leather interior, sun roof, rear defroster, rear windshield wiper, new Passed inspection, new battery. $2,500 (570) 868-1100 Call after 2:00 p.m.

518 Customer Support/Client Care

automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, air conditioning, all power, CD player, leather interior, tinted windows, custom wheels, $13,000 Call 570-829-8753 Before 5:00 p.m.

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TOYOTA 06 TACOMA BASE

4x4. Silver 4x4, 5 speed, 2.7L, 115k EXTRA CLEAN! $14,990

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GREAT JOB - GREAT BENEFITS - GREAT ENVIRONMENT As the nation’s first competitive provider of bundled cable TV, phone and high-speed internet services, RCN is proud to offer its employees a great team environment, exceptional rewards and limitless growth potential. If you have a proven track record of providing exceptional customer service, consider a career at RCN.

CUSTOMER CARE ADVOCATES

Your responsibilities will include resolving billing and technical issues as well as inbound sales calls, help retain customers, up sell services and increase customer satisfaction. • • • • • •

$11 - $14hr based on experience + commission incentives Work schedules available include afternoon and evening hours either Sunday –Thursday or Tuesday – Saturday An eight week training program is provided Minimum of one year customer service experience or technical experience Must possess a high school diploma or GED Ability to solve complex issues is necessary

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TRACTOR TRAILERS

FREIGHTLINER ’97 MIDROOF 475 CAT & 10 speed transmission. $12,000 FREIGHTLINER ’99 CONDO 430 Detroit, Super 10 transmission. Asking $15,000. ‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’ with sides. All aluminum, spread axle. $6,500. 2 storage trailers. 570-814-4790

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Accounting/ Finance

ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE ADMINISTRATOR

Immediate Opening for an Accounts Receivable Administrator with a flooring company in the Hazleton area. The candidate must have previous accounts receivable experience, familiarity with credit and collection procedures a plus. Strong attention to detail & interpersonal skills, working knowledge of MS Office Suite with emphasis on Excel SAP experience a plus. Excellent benefits & competitive salary based on qualifications. Please send resume and salary requirements to: Attention: HR Dept. Box 667 Hazleton, PA 18201 Fax: 570-450-0231 email: donna. reimold@forbo.com

506 Administrative/ Clerical

OFFICE MANAGER Degree in Business + 3 years experience Excel, QuickBooks, Word. Needed by busy 5 person office. E-mail resume to essexfells@ hotmail.com

507 Banking/Real Estate/Mortgage Professionals

Auto Services

$ WANTED JUNK $ VEHICLES LISPI TOWING We pick up 822-0995 WANTED

Cars & Full Size Trucks. For prices... Lamoreaux Auto Parts 477-2562

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REAL ESTATE SALES PERSON Experienced.

Broker license a plus but not required. Private company. Benefits. Send resume to: c/o Times Leader Box 2590 15 North Main St. Wilkes-Barre 18711-0250

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PROJECT/CONTRACT ADMINISTRATOR

This position will be primarily responsible for the administrative activities of a project once it has been estimated and awarded, as well as providing assistance in preparing bids. Other activities include: *Track manhour productivity *Track job costs for labor, equipment & materials. *Solicit subcontractor & vendor quotes *Prepare monthly billings. *Prepare submittal & close out packages. 3-5 years construction background. BSCE or Construction Management. Computer proficiency Excel/Word. Knowledge of HCSS a plus. American Asphalt Paving Co. 500 Chase Road Shavertown, PA 18708 Fax: 570-696-3486 Email: jobs@ amerasphalt.com

Editorial/ Writing

FREELANCE SPORTS / NEWS CORRESPONDENTS

Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades

CARPENTERS

Call office. 570-477-3827

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Editorial/ Writing

REPORTER PART TIME

Abington Journal Clarks Summit

The Abington Journal has immediate openings for freelance writers/news and sports correspondents to attend and report on local meetings and sports events in the newspaper coverage area. Gain clips and valuable experience for your future in journalism or writing. Report and write byline stories concerning sports, local government, school board and other public meetings. Pay commensurate with experience. Writing experience preferred.

The Abington Journal has an immediate opening for a part-time reporter. Gain valuable experience for your future in print and online journalism. Report and write byline stories concerning local government, school board and other public meetings. Assist in the weekly production of a community newspaper on a deadline. Photograph events and design creative page layouts.

Please send resume and writing samples to: The Abington Journal Attention: Kristie Grier Ceruti, Editor 211 South State St Clarks Summit PA 18411 Email: kgrier@ theabington journal. com Fax: 570-586-3980 No phone calls please.

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Responsibilities include writing, editing, photography, daily web site updates, page design, general office tasks and other projects as assigned by the Editor. A reporting position at The Abington Journal includes relationship development with the general public, including schools, community groups, businesses and readers. Bachelor’s degree in related field required. Writing experience a must. Photography and editing ability helpful. Useful skills include organization, responsibility, creativity. Pay commensurate with experience. Please send resume and writing samples to: The Abington Journal Attention: Kristie Grier Ceruti, Editor 211 South State Street, Clarks Summit PA 18411 Email: kgrier@ theabington journal.com Fax: 570-586-3980 No phone calls please. Only candidates considered will be contacted.

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Education/ Training

Tunkhannock Area

ASSISTANT MIDDLE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL Middle School Assistant Principal for grades 5-8 position available. Experience in scheduling, curriculum, PSSA, staff development, supervision/evaluation; strong leadership skills, communications, teamwork, technology & organizational skills are essential. Applicant must be enthusiastic and an articulate school leader, possess creative education vision, a caring attitude and practical wisdom in working with students. Must have strong written and verbal skills. Middle school enrollment approximately 950. Interested applicants must apply on www. pa-educator.net. NO PAPER APPLICATIONS WILL BE REVIEWED. DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS IS JUNE 30, 2011.

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EXPERIENCED CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT MECHANIC

For shop and field work. CDL preferred. Competitive salary & benefits provided. Call 570-788-1127 for application and interview.

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LANDSCAPE PERSONNEL

Hydroseed and soil erosion control experience helpful. Valid drivers license a must. Top wages paid. Unlimited overtime. Apply in person. 8am-4pm. Monday-Friday 1204 Main Street Swoyersville Varsity Inc. No Calls Please E.O.E.

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Legal

LEGAL SECRETARY

Organizational skills and experience necessary. Knowledge of office procedures and Word a must. Salary commensurate with experience. Send resume to: c/o Times Leader Box 2600 15 N. Main Street Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250

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Logistics/ Transportation

CDL-A DRIVER

Gas field/landscape drivers plus some hands on labor required. Operate dump trucks and load equipment on lowboy. Deliver to job site. Must operate skid steer excavator, hydro-seed truck, etc. Will plow in winter. Must have clean driving record and pass drug test. Call Harvis Interview Service @ 542-5330. Leave message. Will send an application. Or forward resume: varsity.harvis@ gmail.com Employer is Varsity, Inc. No walk-ins. EOE

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NOW HIRING SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS Best pay. Will train

if necessary. Pace Transportation 570-883-9797

DRIVERS

R+L CARRIERS has immediate needs for Linehaul Drivers at our Service Center located in Pittston Twp. Our drivers are home every day! Competitive Pay! CDL-A with T&H endorsements required. Apply in person at: 115 Armstrong Rd., Pittston Township, PA 18640 Or apply online at: www.rlcarriers.com /jobopps.asp

TANKER DRIVER

Class A or B CDL required. Tanker endorsement and experience required. All shifts available. Call Jack at 570-881-5825 or fax to: 570-288-0617

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Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades

548 Medical/Health

DENTAL ASSISTANT

Full time or part time needed for Wilkes-Barre Dental Office. X-Ray Certified required. Paid vacation & retirement package offered. Please call The Troynacki Dental Group at 570-825-2247

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DENTAL ASSISTANT

Full Time. X-Ray Certified. EFDA a plus. Email Resume to: WyomingValley FamilyDental@ hotmail.com or to c/o Times Leader Box 2595 15 North Main St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250

DENTAL ASSISTANT

Part time position. Kingston root canal/implant specialist. Applicant must be x-ray certified and be available for a flexible work schedule. Call 283-1000 for an interview.

LPN S/ RESIDENT CARE AIDES

Looking for caring, and compassionate people for Alzheimer’s assisted living facility. We are currently hiring (2) Part-time LPN’s from 11pm until 7:30 am and Resident Care Aides part time for all shifts, Must be a high school graduate, experience preferred. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE. Apply within.

Keystone Garden Estates

100 Narrows Rd Route 11 Larksville, PA 18651

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Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades

General Laborers

Sapa Extruder, Inc. a manufacturing facility that extrudes, anodizes and fabricates aluminum, located in Mountain Top is looking to hire General Laborers for its 2nd and 3rd shift. Base pay rate is $12.06 per hour plus shift differential. Prior experience in a manufacturing setting is a plus. If you feel you would qualify as a candidate, please submit a resume to: Teresa.mandzak@sapagroup.com Or send a resume to: Sapa Extruder, Inc. 330 Elmwood Avenue, Mountain Top, PA 18707 Attn: Teresa Mandzak Human Resources Manager E.O.E. No phone calls please!

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Local Construction firm is seeking an experienced estimator. Knowledge of Industrial & Commercial projects, customer relations skills, and computer experience a must. Experience with Maxwell Estimation System a plus. Send cover letter, resume, references & salary history to: George J Hayden, Inc., Attn: HR Dept, 235 E Maple St, Hazleton, PA 18201

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548 Medical/Health

RN LPN CNA

RNS - LPNS - CNAS Join the fastest

THERAPIST/ FAMILY MEDIATOR

Nursing Home and Hospital All Shifts. Staffing in all of Eastern PA. RN experience in MS Tele OR ICU. We offer benefits, signon bonus and a competitive salary. Call Amy for details 570-714-2920

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growing agency in PA. Highest pay rates. Profit sharing. Flexible schedules. Shifts available in Wilkes-Barre area. Be sure to call us about our Meet & Greet happy hour! Call Luke at 610-734-1818, ext. 2 NursePride Care Partners

Find Something? Lose Something? Get it back where it belongs with a Lost/Found ad! 570-829-7130

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DETAIL/LOT PERSON

• Full Time - 8:30AM - 5PM • Some Saturdays Required • Benefits • Valid PA Driver’s License Required Apply in person to Bernie (8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.)

VALLEY CHEVROLET SERVICE COMPLEX 221 Conyngham Ave., Wilkes-Barre

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Part-time weekday evenings to provide counseling and family mediation to adolescents in an aftercare program located in Luzerne County. Must have a Masters Degree in Human Service field. FBI, child, criminal & medical clearances are required upon hiring. Fax resume to 570325-4365 or email to resume@youth servicesagency.org

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Dedicated professional manager needed for 52 units of Elderly LIHTC property located in the Pittston-WilkesBarre area. Strong paperwork, costumer service and computer skills required. Low income housing tax credit experience preferred. Send resume with income history and requirements to: NDC Real Estate Management, Inc., 321 Spruce St., 3rd Flr, Scranton, PA 18503: Fax 570-344-7097 or Email: emoyer@ ndcrealestate.com EOE

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Medico Industries, Inc. has immediate openings for

CNC Machinists and Machine Operators for 2nd Shift in our Hanover Township location and for all shifts at our Wilkes-Barre location. We are also currently interviewing for a

Heavy Equipment Mechanic as well as an

Accounting Position

at our Wilkes-Barre location. We are an equal opportunity employer who provides a competitive salary and benefit package which includes healthcare benefits, 401(k), paid vacation/holidays and a uniform program for our manufacturing employees. All interested individuals are asked to forward their resumes to sseckroth@medicoind.com.

Gassearch Drilling Services Corporation North N th Star St Foodservice F d i of PA, a stable and successful food distribution organization, is recruiting for

Foodservice Delivery Drivers

$1,500 SIGN-ON BONUS! Candidates will have a valid Class A CDL, 1 year truck driving experience and clean driving record or 6 months of food and beverage delivery experience. Candidates must provide a veriﬁable and consistent work history, exemplary driving record, and submit to a background screen.

This position involves delivering to multi-unit franchises throughout the Mid-Atlantic states. North Star Foodservice offers an excellent compensation and beneﬁts package including 401(k) with company match. Interested candidates should apply online at

www.usfoodservice.com

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under the careers/available opportunities tab, requisition 10002945. You may also apply in person at

NORTH STAR FOODSERVICE of PA 13 Rutledge Drive, Pittston, PA EEO/AA/M/F/D/V

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GasSearch Drilling Services Corporation is looking for the following positions: • Night time truck drivers (CDL required) • Night time Truck Pusher • Roustabout, Backhoe operators • Heavy equipment operators • Mechanics • Receptionist/Data Entry Benefits include: - Health/Dental Insurance - 401K - Paid Holidays - Paid Vacation - Safety Bonus Must apply within: GasSearch Drilling Services Corporation 15675 Hwy 29 North Montrose, PA 18891 570-278-7118

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We Need Your Help!

Express has the following Job Openings in Wilkes-Barre:

Anonymous Tip Line 1-888-796-5519 Luzerne County Sheriff’s Ofﬁce

TriState Industrial Laundries is currently seeking a

SALES PROFESSIONAL

We offer commanding opportunities for those that possess the right skills:

• Ambition/Money Motivation • Strong Communication & Negotiation Skills • Excellent Cold Calling Results and Exceptional Closing Abilities Work for a stable company with an excellent 90 year reputation and earn income potential of $80K. Send Resumes to Salescareer2@hotmail.com

• CDL CLASS A DRIVERS • CALL CENTER REPRESENTATIVES • HELP DESK TECHNICIANS • WAREHOUSE ASSOCIATES • LINE/PRODUCTION WORKERS • ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANTS • RECEPTIONISTS • WAREHOUSE – PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR • MAILROOM

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AUTOMOTIVE SALES CONSULTANTS Valley Chevrolet is seeking individuals who are self-starters, team-oriented and driven. (No experience necessary)

We Offer: • Salary & Commission • Benefits • 401k Plan • 5 Day Work Week • Huge New & Used Inventory Apply in person to: Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager Rick Merrick, Sales Manager

Applicants can apply online at www.expresspros.com or in person at 275 Mundy Street Suite 203 Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702.

601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre

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Do you like to talk on the phone? Do you enjoy meeting new people? Can you sell? The Times Leader, the #1 daily newspaper has a full time position open in our Classified Advertising Department for an energetic, sales motivated, detail oriented, multi-tasking individual to sell advertising to private individuals and commercial advertisers. Our ideal candidate will possess a pleasant, professional phone manner along with excellent spelling, grammar and typing skills, experience with Word, Excel, email and internet searches. We need someone who is able to work independently and within daily deadlines.

Join a well-established, thriving company seeking local talent to contribute and grow with us! Our unique products remain in high-demand despite the economy, due to the cost-effective and high-quality nature of our products. In-Home Sales Consultant * $65k 1st year * $90-150k (top 10%) * Pre-set appointments provided * Commission + Incentives * Strong Sales support

If you meet the above requirements send your resume to: The Times Leader Linda Byrnes, Classified Sales Manager 15 N. Main Street • Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711 e-mail: lbyrnes@timesleader.com FAX: 570-831-7312

Installation Technician * Year round work * Company provided Van & Tools * Medical/Dental Insurance & 401k * Earn $50k per year + Bonus

No Telephone Calls Please!

timesleaderautos.com

Jobs

Company-paid training is provided. Full time positions offer paid beneﬁts & 401k. To join a great team Call 570-821-1155 to schedule an interview!

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THE TIMES LEADER

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We are an equal opportunity employer committed to diversity in the workplace.

Autos

Part-Time Event Promotions * Talk to the public! * Solve their problems! * Retail marketing (malls) * Local events * Flexible scheduling!

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SUNDAY INDEPENDENT CONTRACT HAULERS

To deliver the Times-Leader to single copy locations, this includes stores and coin racks. Delivery hours are 3 am to 7 am. Must have reliable vehicle with capability to haul a minimum of 2000 lbs. Call Rosemary at 570-829-7107

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Sales/Retail/ Business Development

Swift Kennedy & Assoc. specializes in Group Employee Benefits Plans and has an opening in our Wilkes-Barre office. Candidate must have prior group sales experience and be licensed to sell insurance. Compensation is based on experience. Send resume to dclark@ swiftkennedy.com

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Just $950 starts your career, so call 570-824-5774 today!

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Business Opportunities

BREAD ROUTE NJ’s fastest grow-

ing bread company. Anthony & Son’s Bakery. Two routes available. One in Wilkes-Barre Area and one in the Leigh Area. Both excellent routes. Earning net $1,600/week. Trucks included at $99K each. Pick up in the Mt Pocono Area. Call Phil at 973-625-2323 x236

BUSINESS FOR SALE! Location: NEPA Gross: $194,667.00 Net: $90,000.00 Selling Price: $250,000.00 17 year old operation with existing client base. We provide specially made products to order. Serious inquires only. Send letter of interest to: PO Box 1271, Kingston PA 18704

Say it HERE in the Classifieds! 570-829-7130

Landscaping Business For Sale

Must have 5 years experience in landscape design, retaining walls and all aspects of paver work. Includes dump truck, mini excavator, 2 skidsters, trailer & 2 snow plows with a great current snow contract. Serious inquiries only. 570-233-6880

630 Money To Loan “We can erase your bad credit 100% GUARANTEED.” Attorneys for the Federal Trade Commission say they’ve never seen a legitimate credit repair operation. No one can legally remove accurate and timely information from your credit report. It’s a process that starts with you and involves time and a conscious effort to pay your debts. Learn about managing credit and debt at ftc. gov/credit. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.

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Air Conditioners

AIR CONDITIONER: Gibson. 1350 BTU 110v with remote $150. 570-901-1084

710

Appliances

CENTRAL AIR: Ducane Central Air Unit - Used for a 1400 SQFT home $275.00. 570-472-4744 FANS: Oscillating white fans, one black table fan $10. 570-855-2568

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Antiques & Collectibles

ANTIQUE victorian rocking baby cradle, circa 1920, all original. $250. 570-823-6829 YEARBOOKS, Kings College 1970, 1990, 1994, 1995, 1996. Wilkes University - 1988, 1989. $10 each. 570-706-1548 YEARBOOKS: Coughlin H.S.: 1926, 1928, 1932, 1934, 1943, 1944, 1946, 1949, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1961, 1963; GAR H.S.: 1934, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1945, 1946, 1955, 1956, 1961, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1976, 1984, 1980, 2005, 2006; Meyers H.S.: 1935, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1945, 1946, 1950, 1957, 1960, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977; Old Forge H.S.: 1966, 1972, 1974; Kingston H.S.: 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1945, 1948, 1949, 1962, 1964; Plymouth H.S.: 1930, 1931, 1932, 1933, 1938, 1960; Hanover H.S.: 1951, 1952, 1954; Berwick H.S.: 1952, 1953, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1967, 1968, 1969; Lehman H.S.: 1973, 1974, 1976, 1978, 1980; Dallas H.S.: 1966, 1967, 1968; Westmoreland High School: 1952, 1953, 1954; Nanticoke Area H.S.: 1976, 2008; Luzerne H.S.: 1951, 1952, 1956, 1957; West Pittston H.S. Annual: 1925, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1931, 1932, 1959, 1960, 1954; Bishop Hoban H.S.: 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975; West Side Central Catholic H.S. 1965, 1975, 1980, 1981, 1984; Pittston H.S.: 1963; Hazleton H.S.: 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1948, 1949, 1950, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1964; Hazle Twp. Senior H.S.: 1951, 1952. Call 570-825-4721

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Air Conditioners

Appliances

DISHWASHER. Hot Point white under counter. Excellent condition. Used very little. $100. STOVE White GE gas. Excellent condition. $100. 570-655-0711 DRYER Amana electric, white super capacity $50. 570-287-3056

GENE S RECONDITIONED APPLIANCES 60 Day Warranty Monday-Friday 8:00PM-5:00PM Saturday 8:00AM-11:00AM Gateway Shopping Center Kingston, PA

(570) 819-1966 PASTA MAKER. Farberware Select Series. New in box. $30. MICROWAVE, Kenmore Quick Touch, $25, CART, microwave on wheels, $5. 570-829-4776 REFRIGERATOR 2 door, 22 cu.ft. white Whirlpool, excellent working condition $150. Bottom shelf on door is cracked but otherwise great shape. 570-7799464 or cell 570817-2389 WATER COOLER G.E. makes hot & cold water floor model, excellent condition $75. 570-474-6028

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Baby Items

BABY ITEMS: Boppy portable swing with music and adjustable settings. Excellent condition $35. Pink bouncer chair with music & vibrationsExcellent condition $15. Eddie Bauer grey plaid playpen with matching carseat $50. Highchair. Converts from infant to toddleradjustable settings. Excellent condition $30. Navy blue infant carrier, like new $7. 1st Years. mobile with animals, 4 sound settings, moon/stars night light, Excellent condition. $15. White changing table $15. 570-899-2305 FISHER PRICE Papasan swing, plays music, activity tray, paid $150. sell $35. Evenflo activity center. bright colored toys, music, seat expands as baby grows, collapses for storage, paid 65. sell $15. Carters bouncy seat, yellow & blue, music & vibrating seat $5. Pastel Noah’s Ark bedding - bumper, comforter & mobile $15. Fisher Price activity tunnel & wall, lights & toys for ages 6-24 mos. $10. Everything in great condition. 706-1407 INFANT CARRIER: Wallaby, never Used. $25. Evenflo Baby ExersaucerFarm Theme-For 4 months to walking. Excellent Condition $25.570-288-7905

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Baby Items

FISHER PRICE sit and spin zebra $15. Fisher Price lights & sound roaring dinosaur with balls $10. Fisher Price sit & play piano$10. Little Tykes ride on giraffe $10. 570-954-1273

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Bridal Items

WEDDING GOWN: Size 10, elegantly embroidered organza gown, 3D floral details. Strapless draped bodice and A-line skirt create a slimming effect. Chapel train, Veil included—Never Worn, never altered, not bad luck-Bride bought different dress! $800 or Best Offer. 570-287-1560

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Building Materials

BATHROOM SINK SET: Gerber white porcelain bathroom sink with mirror and medicine cabinet. Matching set. $80. 570-331-8183 GUTTERS. (1) 22’, (1) 28’, (1) 10’ with hardware. Brand new. $180. 570-740-6205

KITCHEN CABINETS & GRANITE COUNTERTOPS 10 ft.x10 ft., 1 year old, Maple kitchen. Premium Quality cabinets, undermount sink. Granite tops. Total cost over $12,000. Asking $3,890 570-239-9840

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Cemetery Plots/Lots

MEMORIAL SHRINE CEMETERY 6 Plots Available

May be Separated Rose Lawn Section $450 each 570-654-1596 ST. NICHOLAS’ CEMETERY, SHAVERTOWN 6 Plots. Can be divided. Near Entrance. $550 each. Call 570-675-9991

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Clothing

CLOTHING. NWT. Charlotte Russe shirt, $10, Lucca Couture sweater jacket, $20 VANS varsity crew. $5. Free People NAVY top, $25. 570-696-3528 JACKETS: boysblack size 14, genuine Italian stone $25. each 868-6018

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Computer Equipment & Software

LAPTOP HP nx6325 duo core refurbished: w7sp1, ofc10, antivirus + more. 1.6AMD T64X2, 80gb, 1.0 ram,SD media, dvdrw, wifi, new battery & bag + warranty / free delivery. $250. 570-862-2236 MONITOR: HP 17” Flat Panel Monitor. Excellent condition. Paid $115. Asking $55. Delivery available. 570-905-2985 WEB CAMERA for computers, used once, got a new computer with one on it. Paid $200. asking $100. excellent condition. 570-474-6028

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Floor Care Equipment

VACUUM CLEANER. Eureka superlite. Excellent condition. $10. 570-472-1646

740 Floorcoverings FLOOR MAT: Foam interlocking floor mat made of premium 3/4” thick Exervo EVA foam. Includes 24 (2’x2’) pieces & finishing edges. Makes a 96 sq. ft. to make 8’x12’ area or whatever configuration you want to make. Excellent condition. Originally $150. Asking $80. 570-287-0690

Looking for Work? Tell Employers with a Classified Ad. 570-829-7130

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Furniture & Accessories

DINING ROOM SET. Pa. House solid cherry table, 6 chairs, 2 leaves and table pads. $550 570-991-0727 or 570-474-5792

BEDROOM SET Beautiful antique French Provincial great condition, Includes a queen headboard, armoire chest of drawers, night stand, must see!!! Asking $450 but willing to negotiate. White Simmons Sleigh Crib, great condition, converts to toddler bed. Asking $100 570-760-4434

DINING TABLE: Round, 52” solid dark wood, unique tressel bottom with 4 cushioned chairs. Asking $275.00. 570-899-2305

CHAIR, Dark pine desk, good condition. $10. TABLE, cherry end Traditional, $10. 570-675-1277 COMPUTER DESK, corner, excellent condition, gray/light oak color $70. 570-868-6018

To place your ad call...829-7130 DESK, roll top good condition, dark wood, fine bedroom desk. $15. or best offer. 706-1407 DINING ROOM Oak Hutch, Table, 6 Chairs, EXCELLENT CONDITION! $500.00 (570) 814-1189

FURNACE, Hot air, Beckett Oil Gun, duct work, tank. $500 firm. 570-540-6794

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Furnaces & Heaters

Logistics/ Transportation

Furniture & Accessories

BATHROOM VANITY, Mahogany with granite top. Beautiful. Must see. Paid $1,200. Sell for $600. 570-822-1724

DINING ROOM / KITCHEN TABLE: round with leaf (makes oval), 4 chairs, light oak, very good condition $250. Desk Organizer wooden sorter with removable shelves, new, still in box, great for college $20. 570-823-7215

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DOLLHOUSE BED lighted with frame very good condition $100. Sofa & oversize chair, grey micro fiber very good condition. $220. 570-868-5863 ENTERTAINMENT CENTER for tv holds up to 32” and movies in side. Very nice. $50. 570-829-4027 FURNITURE: Black, wooden pub table and two chairs. Bought for $577. $225. Wooden dresser $10. Ikea dresser. Black top $10. Hat Rack $7. 570-855-2568

GARAGE SALE LEFT OVER ITEMS

ENTERTAINMENT CENTER $150. Chair & ottoman $200. 3 piece girl’s bedroom collection $250. 3 piece white bedroom set $150. Twin headboard & footboard $50. 570-639-2626 LOVE SEAT Floral pattern $25. 570-287-3056 PATIO CART. Green, heavy metal. Made in Italy. 2 tier with wheels. Like new. $40. 570-696-2008 POOL TABLE, 7’, non slate table top, without leg support. Call after 6 pm. $200. 829-2382

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Logistics/ Transportation

THE PENNSYLVANIA DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION is seeking qualified applicants for

TRANSPORTATION CONSTRUCTION INSPECTOR Multiple limited-term Transportation Construction Inspector (TCI) positions are available from April through December (with the possibility of overtime) in the Department of Transportation District 4-0 Office in Dunmore, PA. TCI s perform technical duties in testing and inspecting materials & inspecting work on roads, bridges, or other transportation projects to assure compliance with established standards and contract specifications. MINIMUM EXPERIENCE AND TRAINING REQUIREMENTS: One year of experience as an Engineering Technician; or two years of construction inspection work which required reading and interpreting plans and specifications, and graduation from high school; or one year of construction inspection work which required reading & interpreting plans and specifications and an associate degree in an appropriate engineering technology; or any equivalent combination of experience and/or training which provides the required knowledges, skills, and abilities. Starting Hourly Rate: $17.38

PURSES (2) Vera Bradley assorted purses $20. each. 570-693-2612

To schedule the civil service test for this job title, apply online with the State Civil Service Commission at www.scsc.state. pa.us or call 717-783-3058 to request a paper application.

WEDDING GOWN accessories, good condition $100. 570-457-3541

Interested individuals may also contact PennDOT, District 4-0 at (570) 9634034 for more information or visit a local CareerLink Office for assistance. Pennsylvania is proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer Promoting Workforce Diversity

912 Lots & Acreage

SWOYERSVILLE

MOUNTAINTOP ICE LAKES

2.51 Acre Wooded Lot Ice Harvest Drive $115,000

CAROLEE.O@VERIZON.NET “LOT” In Subject

Immaculate 2 story, stone & vinyl. Large lot on cul-de-sac. 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths. Detached oversized 2 car garage with loft. Tile, hardwood, granite, central air. laundry/pantry & large family room with built in bar & fireplace on 1st floor. $276,900. 570-288-3256 570-406-2462

WEST WYOMING

TOY TOWN SECTION

148 Stites Street

CHARMING BUNGALOW $74,500

NOXEN

Route 29 14.2 Acres bordering State Game Lands. Wyoming County. Would make a great family homestead or private hunting retreat. $119,500. Please call 570-905-0268

915 Manufactured Homes

ASHLEY PARK

Laurel Run & San Souci Parks, Like new, several to choose from, Financing &Warranty, facebook.com/ MobileOne.Sales Call (570)250-2890

650 sq. ft. On corner lot with 2 car garage. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, walk up attic & full heated basement, hardwood floors with three season room. Freshly painted & move in condition. 570-446-3254

WILKES-BARRE Affordable

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Apartments/ Furnished

20-year no-interest mortgage. Must meet Wyoming Valley Habitat for Humanity eligibility requirements.

Short or long term Excellent Neighborhood Priv. Tenant Parking $595 includes all utilities. No pets. (570) 822-9697

FULLY FURNISHED 1 BEDROOM APT.

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Apartments/ Unfurnished

WILKES-BARRE ASHLEY 1st floor, 1 bedroom,

Sell your own home! Place an ad HERE 570-829-7130

WILKES-BARRE Miners Mills

SENIOR APARTMENTS

222 Schooley Ave. Exeter, PA

Accepting applications for 1 bedroom apartments. Quality 1 bedroom apartments for ages 62 and older. Income limits apply. Rent only $437 month. * Utilities Included * Laundry Facilities * On Site Management *Private parking Call for appointment 570-654-5733 Monday - Friday 8am-11am. Equal Housing Opportunity

It's that time again! Rent out your apartment with the Classifieds 570-829-7130

off street parking, water, sewer & garbage, storage room, washer/dryer hook up. $485/month + gas, electric, security & references Call (570) 823-6060

BEAR CREEK New furnished

3 room apartment Includes water, septic & most of the heat. No smoking & no pets. $750/ month. + security, references. Could be unfurnished. Call 570-954-1200

HANOVER

2nd floor, 3 bedroom, heat/garbage included. $600/mo plus security. First/last, No Pets. 570-825-6781

FORTY FORT. 2nd floor. Modern, made beautiful, 5 rooms complete, appliances include built-ins, laundry, colonial kitchen, courtyard, parking 1 car. NO PETS/NO SMOKING. 2 YEAR LEASE $595 + utilities, EMPLOYMENT/ VERIFICATION APPLICATION

AMERICA REALTY 570-288-1422

HANOVER TOWNSHIP

3029 South Main St Very large 1st floor,

3 bedrooms, wall to wall carpet, central air, eat in kitchen with appliances. Off street parking. Washer /dryer hookup. Heat & cooking gas included. Tenant pays electric & water. $725 + security. No Pets. Call 570-814-1356

KINGSTON

2 floor, 5 rooms, 2 bedrooms, large apartment, tile bath, wall to wall. Plus utilities. Call (570) 287-8344

KINGSTON 72 E. W alnut St.

2nd floor, located in quiet neighborhood. Kitchen, living room, dining room, sun room, bathroom. 2 large and 1 small bedrooms, lots of closets, built in linen, built in hutch, hardwood and carpeted floors, fireplace, storage room, yard, w/d hookup and new stove. Heat and hot water incl. 1 yr. lease + security $900/month 570-406-1411

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KINGSTON

E.Light, WALNUT ST. bright, 1st

floor, 2 bedrooms, elevator, carpeted, Security system. Garage. Extra storage & cable TV included. Laundry facilities. Heat & hot water furnished. Fine neighborhood. Convenient to bus & stores. No pets. References. Security. Lease. No smokers please. $840. 570-287-0900

KINGSTON

Twinkle in Kingston’s Eye, 2nd floor, 1000 sf, 2 bed, washer/ dryer available. Off street parking for 1. Appliances, no pets, non smoking, $575/month plus gas & electric. Available July 1. 1 year lease & security. 570-814-1356

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WILKES-BARRE

Mayflower Crossing Apartments 570.822.3968 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms - Light & bright open floor plans - All major appliances included - Pets welcome* - Close to everything - 24 hour emergency maintenance - Short term leases available

Call TODAY For AVAILABILITY!! www.mayflower crossing.com Certain Restrictions Apply*

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WILKES-BARRE West River St.

Beautiful 2 floor townhouse, 2-3 bedroom apartment. All utilities included. Fireplace, parking, yard. Washer dryer hookup. Basement access. 2 bathrooms, hardwood, high ceilings. Dishwasher. $950. Security & References. Pets OK. 570-237-0124

WILKES-BARRE

West River Street Several 1 bedroom apartments available. Hardwood flooring & appliances included. Heat, water, sewer & trash also included. Walking distance to Wilkes University. Pet Friendly. Available June 1. Starting at $600. 570-969-9268

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Need to rent that Vacation property? Place an ad and get started! 570-829-7130

Apartments/ Unfurnished

Commercial Properties

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Commercial Properties

WAREHOUSE

WILKES-BARRE/ PLAINS TWP LAIRD STREET COMPLEX, easy interstate access. Lease 132,500 sf, 12 loading docks, 30 ft ceilings, sprinkler, acres of parking. Offices available. call 570-655-9732

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Garages

LUZERNE Cozy 1 bedroom,

2nd floor. Kitchen, living area. New flooring, private entrance, yard access. Off street parking. $440/mo. Water & trash included. Security & 1 year lease. No pets. Call (570) 760-5573

PITTSTON

2 bedroom, bath, ktichen, living room. Heat & water included. $560/ month. 1st month & security. No pets 570-451-1038

PITTSTON

2 bedroom. All appliances included. All utilities paid; electricity by tenant. Everything brand new. Off street parking. $750 + security & references 570-969-9268

WILKES-BARRE

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WILKES-BARRE

AFRAID TO MOVE? Are you paying

too much for your current office, but dread the inconvenience of moving? We can help! We not only offer less expensive rent, but we will also help you move to our modern office space in the Luzerne Bank Building on Public Square. Rents include heat, central air, utilities, trash removal, and nightly cleaning - all without a sneaky CAM charge. Access parking at the the intermodal garage via our covered bridge. 300SF to 5000SF available. We can remodel to suit. Brokers protected. Call Jeff Pyros at 570-822-8577

PLAINS TWP WILKES-BARRE

1-ROOM STUDIO

in historic building at 281 S. Franklin St. with kitchenette & bath. Heat, water, garbage removal, and parking included in $395 month rent. Call 570-333-5471 with references

WILKES-BARRE SOUTH SECURE BUILDINGS 1 & 2 bedroom

apartments. Laundry facility. Off street parking available. Starting at $440. 570-332-5723

Very Large apartment located in desirable neighborhood. Within walking distance to Wilkes & Kings. Spacious 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom includes a private balcony/deck overlooking an inground pool, offstreet parking, hardwood floors, washer/dryer hookup and a room that could be used as a small 4th bedroom. No pets. $1,650/month + security deposit Email: cshovlin@fcla wpc.com or call (570) 718-1444 and ask for Chris.

7 PETHICK DRIVE OFF RTE. 315 1200 & 700 SF Office Furnished. 570-760-1513

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Luxury apartment. $1,050/month. Newly renovated building. State of art “green” heating system. Brazilian cherry floors, granite counters, w/d, microwave, dishwasher - all Maytag appliances. Enclosed porch. 1,300 square feet. Call for private showing. 212-580-8519

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WILKES-BARRE

HEIGHTS SECTION Sunny 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom, painted, some carpeting, yard, washer/dryer, fridge & stove, basement. No Pets. Non Smokers. Credit check/references. $535/month + 1 1/2 mos security (201) 232-8328

WILKES-BARRE SOUTH

Beautiful, clean 1/2 double in a quiet neighborhood. 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, full basement, fenced in yard, 3 porches. New insulation & energy efficient windows. Washer/ Dryer hookup, dishwasher $650 + utilities. 570-592-4133

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KINGSTON TWO 1/2 DOUBLES 3 bedrooms, dining

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Near Burger King 3 bedroom, 1-1/2 bath, 3 season room, hardwood floors, off street parking & gas heat. 1 year Lease for $975/month + 1 month security. Garbage, sewer, refrigerator, stove, washer/dryer & gas fireplace included. (570) 905-5647

WILKES-BARRE MONARCH RENTALS 3 bedrooms, all appliances provided. Call 570-822-7039

959 Mobile Homes

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Newly remodeled 3 bedroom, 1 bath. Large kitchen with stove Water, sewer & garbage included. $545 + 1st & last. 570-332-8922

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DALLAS SCHOOL DISTRICT For Sale By Owner

3 bedrooms, 1 3/4 bath, Tudor home. New central air, built in heated pool with new liner, hardwood and tile throughout, new 4 season room. Must see! Asking $249,900 Call 570-696-0695 570-371-8556

PLAINS For sale by owner.

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HARVEYS LAKE

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On corner lot with 2 car garage. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, walk up attic & full heated basement, hardwood floors with three season room. Freshly painted & move in condition. 570-446-3254

WILKES-BARRE

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3 bedroom, 1 bath. Close to casino, off street parking, nice yard. New energy efficient windows. $66,000 570-479-0935

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KINGSTON

DUPONT LARGE 1ST FLOOR 219 Quality Rd.

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1170 Wyoming Ave. Spacious, newly renovated. 2nd floor, 1 bedroom. Off street parking. Washer & dryer available. Absolutly NO PETS. $800/ month. Everything included. 1 month Security & references required. Call 570-814-1316

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Clean & bright 3 bedroom apartments. Heat, water, garbage & sewer included with appliances. Off street parking. No pets, non smoking, not section 8 approved. References, security, first and last months rent. $725/month 570-852-0252 570-675-1589

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BEAR CREEK

New furnished 3 room apartment Includes water, septic & most of the heat. No smoking & no pets. $750/ month. + security, references. Could be unfurnished. Call 570-954-1200

3 bedroom 1/2 double. Washer/dryer hookup, sewer & garbage included. Off street parking. No pets. $500 month plus utilities & security. 570-220-6069

LARKSVILLE

Cute 3 bedroom apartment, just renovated, quiet neighborhood, no pets, washer/dryer hook-up, off-street parking, $515/ month + utilities & 1 month security. 845-386-1011

CONTEMPORARY LUZERNE Beauty / Clean / 4 Rooms, porch, parking, appliances, laundry, 2 YEAR SAME RENT /LEASE $660. NO SMOKING/PETS/ EMPLOYMENT VERIFICATION/APPLICATION REQUIRED. Professionally Managed Services!

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HARVEYS LAKE

2nd floor, 1 bedroom kitchen & bath. Very private & clean. Water, sewer & garbage included. Security & references. $450. Call (570) 855-6020 or (585) 298-3858

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BUILDING SITES

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Commercial Properties

DOLPHIN PLAZA

Rte. 315 2,000 SF Office / Retail 2,000 SF Restaurant/Deli with drive thru window 4,500 SF Office Showroom, Warehouse Loading Dock 4 Acres touching I81 will build to suit. Call 570-829-1206

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KINGSTON

2 bedroom. No pets. References & security deposit $525/mos + utilities Call (570) 430-1308

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KINGSTON

Nice Street. 3 bedroom, 1 bath, hardwood floors, appliances included. Off street parking. $700/mo, + utilities, security and references required. Call (570)283-3086

PITTSTON

3 bedrooms, 2 large living rooms, large eat-in kitchen, 1.5 baths. All appliances, garbage & sewer included. No pets. Plus utilities. $600/month + 1 month security (570) 883-0012

PLAINS

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Quiet neighborhood Newly remodeled, freshly painted. 2 bedroom, stove & fridge, full attic & basement. Yard. 2 porches. Private parking. No pets, non smoker. References & security required. $700 + utilities. Call 570-824-7539

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KINGSTON

200 Main Street Single home excluding basement. 3 bedrooms, living room, dining room, large kitchen, full bath, w/d hook up, off street parking, attic storage. All utilities included, except phone, garbage & cable. $925/month + $925 security, references & 1 year lease. 570-760-5949 570-760-5948

room, living room, 1 bath yard, off street parking. New kitchen, carpeting, appliances, washer/ dryer included, no pets. $825 & $850 month plus utilities. Available July. 570-899-3407

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BEAUMONT

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WILKES-BARRE MONARCH RENTALS 3 bedrooms, all appliances provided. Call 570-822-7039

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2 bedrooms, 2 bath single home. Freshly painted, hardwood floors, dishwasher, w/d hookup, porch. No pets or smoking. $565/per month, plus utilities, Call 466-6334

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5 rooms + bath. New carpeting throughout, repainted & newly remodeled. Air conditioning, dishwasher & gas stove. Yard & carport. No pets. $600/month + first & last months rent. Call (570) 836-7861 after 6pm

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Lexington Village Nanticoke, PA Many ranch style homes. 2 bedrooms 2 Free Months With A 2 Year Lease $795 + electric

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room. Gas heat. Carpeted. Off street parking. $700 + utilities & security. Call 570-430-7901

hood, 3 bedrooms, modern kitchen & bath. Wall to wall carpet. Off street parking. $595 + security & utilities. Call 570-856-3700

971 Vacation & Resort Properties

HARVEY S LAKE

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