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Fair Ball!

NFL ref gives us the lowdown on officiating as the Super Bowl rolls into the Valley.

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Holiday Sugar Ballet Arizona’s “The Nutcracker” spreads holiday sweetness, from the Rat King’s head to the Sugar Plum Fairy’s tippy toes.

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Party Town The Valley’s hottest New Years Eve parties celebrate family, friends and ringing in the future.

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Second Helping

After a three-year hiatus, Spoon returns with a sexy, ambient sound that goes down smooth.

on the cover: The Nutcracker of Ballet Arizona shot by Alexander Iziliaev

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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie—Oi, Oi, Oi

The Brumbies take over Rugby at ASU, bringing their strength, grit and killer quads to the U.S.A.

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Sunrise boasts Arizona’s best slopes and shredable snow • NYE events that’ll blow the lid off your 2015 • Comedian John Heffron and his clean comedy

THE ARTIST

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An endless list of holiday arts events • The Valley’s hottest arts festivals to embrace the cool weather • Lindi “Hop’s” astonishing watercolor art • The Sugar Plum Fairy speaks

THE CRITIC

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Jennifer Aniston • The motorcycle movie to end all motorcycle movies • Coming attractions that round out the year

THE DINER

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Dueling Diners at Old Town Tortilla Factory • Phoenix’s airport a foodie paradise • Happy hours that will boost your glee onthe-cheap

THE CRAFTMASTER

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Holiday beers that will get you in the Christmas spirit • A beer-opening iPhone case • BARtoons • Beer events throughout the month that won’t go flat

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Jaclyn Threadgill

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Christina Fuoco-Karasinski, Megan Stalbaum, Cailyn Finkel, Julia Thatcher, Niccole Radhe, Stan Robinson, Joseph Airdo, Randy Montgomery, Chuck Noll, Andrew Axelrod, Lynette Carrington, Weiss Kelly, Mike Tulumello, Lyle Maxson, Dominique Del Grosso

Jennifer Aniston ditches her rom-com roots and chats roles for aging actresses in Hollywood.

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane...

Dive into the world of Marvel Hyper Reality, where a mere human being can turn into a real Marvel Superhero.

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Aaron Lewis performs a free show • December’s best casino events • The truth about slots • A comprehensive calendar of all things casino entertainment

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THE NIGHTOWL

The Brumbies are coming! The Brumbies are coming! • Arizona Derby Dames play dirty • Louie the Garbage man gives advice • NFL ref talks getting down to the black and white

A homemade Vitamin C serum to save hundreds • Regal crowns for everyday wear • Champagne that sparkles like you’ve never seen

The best nightlife events in December • Mad Mixologist mixes up everyone’s favorite two vices • Oddly Accurate Astrology

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THE THINKER

THE GLADIATOR

THE YOUNGSTER

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The best family events in December • The Marvel Experience boasts hyper-reality for all ages • Seasonal fun for the fam

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Everclear passes the torch while igniting the fire • Mannheim Steamroller rolls into town to spread Christmas cheer • Spoon makes en edgy comeback

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Sunrise Shreds Winter in AZ 9 NYE Events to Ring in 2015 10 John Heffron 12

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Fans of the show “Whose Line is it Anyway?” and all improv comedy will adore this completely live and 100% made-up-on-the-spot show. Taking suggestions from the audience and requiring audience participation, Mochrie and Sherwood will give your abs that workout you’ve been avoiding.

Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.267.1600, celebritytheatre.com

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sensory effects of snow, fog and wind in the new 4-D theater.

Phoenix Zoo, 455 N. Galvin Parkway, Phoenix 602.286.3800, phoenixzoo.com

KMLE Not So Silent Night

Las Noches de las Luminarias

THROUGH DECEMBER 30 Stroll through Arizona’s most beautiful garden and get swept away by the stunning landscape, illuminated by more than 8,000 luminarias, twinkle lights and performances by a variety of entertainment groups. An annual favorite, Las Noches de las Luminarias is an evening to remember.

Desert Botanical Gardens, 1201 N. Galvin Parkway, Phoenix, 480.941.1225, dbg.org

DECEMBER 4 No need fly south this winter because some good ol’ country is comin’ out West to Phoenix. Putting a spin on Christmas carol classics, some of country music’s best artists kick-off this jolly season, including Darius Rucker, Gloriana, Jake Owen and Big & Rich. Get ready for a boot scootin’ good time.

Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2800, kmle1079.cbslocal.com

ZooLights

THROUGH JANUARY 11 Bundle up and feast your eyes on 3.8 million twinkly lights, animals, dazzling displays and more. Performances by Music in Motion with songs from “Polar Express” and “Home Alone” will set the holiday mood. Ride the Polar Express and feel

DECEMBER 5

Dana Carvey

DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 7 Joining the cast of “Saturday Night Live” in 1986, Dana Carvey had seven wildly successful seasons of establishing his own signature characters including Hans from Hans and Franz, The Church Lady and, of course, Garth from the excellent “Wayne’s World.”

Tempe Improv, 930 E. University Drive, Tempe, 480.921.9877, tempeimprov.com

Tempe Festival of the Arts

Blue October

DECEMBER 5 Blue October smashed American airwaves in 2006 with their emotiondriven single, “Hate Me.” Following up that single with two others, “Into the Ocean” and “She’s My Ride Home,” the Texas natives continued to certify their place in the new millennium’s alternative rock world.

The Showroom at Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E. Indian Bend Road, Scottdale, 480.850.7777, talkingstickresort.com

Rawhide Holiday Beer & Wine Festival Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood

beer tasters and five wine pours as well as a holiday gift bag and access to great holiday shopping!

Rawhide at Wild Horse Pass, 5700 W. North Loop Road, Chandler, 480.502.5600, rawhide.com

DECEMBER 5 AND DECEMBER 6 Who couldn’t use a few libations while getting your holiday shopping done? One admission ticket of $30 will get you 15

DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 7 Meandering down Mill Avenue and browsing through nearly 400 artist booths, last-minute Christmas shopping is a delightful mid-day date. Expect an abundance of quality, handmade and unique items. Artists from across the country will be set up to sell great gifts.

Downtown Tempe, 602.331.9016, tempefestivalofthearts.com

Pictures with the Grinch

DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 14 He’s a mean one, that Mr. Grinch. Throw tradition to the wind this year and take your kiddos to grab a photo with the green guy with a heart that’s two sizes too small.

Santa will appreciate the extra time he has to prepare for the big day.

December 5-6 at Changing Hands Tempe, 6428 S. McClintock Drive, Tempe, 480.730.0205, December 13-14 at Changing Hands Phoenix, 300 W. Camelback Road, Phoenix, 602.274.0067, changinghands.com

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Salt River Fields at Talking Stick, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480.270.5000, hotchocolate15k.com/phoenix

Joe Rogan

DECEMBER 12 A well known TV host and comedian, Rogan is best known for his role as the commentator for the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) and as the host of the reality show “Fear Factor.”

Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.267.1600, celebritytheatre.com

Fitz & The Tantrums, known for their throwback melodies and upbeat songs, this show will be donating proceeds from each ticket to the charities of ABC 15’s Operation Santa Claus.

Wild Horse Pass Casino, 5040 W. Wild Horse Pass Boulevard, Chandler, 520.796.7777, wingilariver.com/wild-horse-pass

UFC Fight Night

DECEMBER 13 The Ultimate Fighting Championship’s first ever live event in Phoenix, this fight night will be headlined by the battle between former UFC heavyweight champion Junior Dos Santos against fourth-ranked Stipe Miocic.

U.S. Airways Center, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 800.745.3000, ticketmaster.com

Patti Labelle

DECEMBER 6 Dubbed the “Godmother of Soul,” the “Queen of Rock ‘n Soul” and the “High Priestess of Good Vibrations,” it’s safe to assume that LaBelle’s performance will be one that you’ll regret missing.

Wild Horse Pass Casino, 5040 W. Wild Horse Pass Boulevard, Chandler, 520.796.7777, wingilariver.com/wildhorse-pass

APS Electric Light Parade

DECEMBER 6 Featuring over 60 different attractions all lit up, this parade starts at Central and Montebello in Central Phoenix and heads South where it ends at Seventh Street and Indian School Road. Make sure you check out this signature Valley holiday event!

Central Phoenix, phxparksfoundation. org/aps-electric-light-parade/

Powerhouse 2014

DECEMBER 6 Produced by Power 98.3 and featuring hip-hop stars T.I., Kid Ink, Mike Stud, Logic and Rae Sremmurd and taking place at the up-close-and-personal Celebrity Theatre, this is sure to be a show that fans of hiphop and rap will not want to miss.

Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.267.1600, celebritytheatre.com

Phillip Phillips

DECEMBER 7 After winning the 11th season of “American Idol” in 2012, Phillip Phillips, with his soulful, American pop/rock, became a household name. However, he became a superstar when his song “Home” was used by NBC in the coverage of the 2012 Olympic Winter Games.

Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.267.1600, celebritytheatre.com

Fleetwood Mac: On With the Show

DECEMBER 10 Grammy-award winning rockers Fleetwood Mac reunite on tour. “On with the Show” will take the audience back to decades past with hit songs and original band members, including Christine McVie after a 16-year absence.

US Airways Center, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2000, usairwayscenter.com

Ryan Adams with Jenny Lewis DECEMBER 10 These two could easily be crowned the king and queen of indie rock. The quintessential pairing for hipster fans, Ryan Adams and Jenny Lewis team up to play ASU’s Gammage Auditorium.

Gammage Auditorium, 1200 S. Forest Avenue, Tempe, 480.965.3434, asugammage.com

Mesa Arts Festival

DECEMBER 13 AND DECEMBER 14 The perfect place to find gifts for the whole family, this annual festival will feature works of art from local, regional and national artists. Plenty of food, activities and even live entertainment make this a family-friendly festival.

Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, mesaartscenter.com

Fantasy of Lights Boat Parade

DECEMBER 15 Light up your night and set sail at this festive event. Watch as many as 50 boats decorated in Christmas lights glide through Tempe Town Lake. Walk along the Tempe Beach Park sidewalks that will be illuminated by thousands of luminarias, and bring out your inner-kid with a jolly visit with Santa.

Tempe Beach Park and Tempe Town Lake, 480.355.6060, downtowntempe.com

Hot Chocolate 15k/5k Race

DECEMBER 7 Picture this: You’ve challenged yourself to a run a 15k or 5k race. Now you’re finishing

DECEMBER 26 AND DECEMBER 27 Gaining national fame under their previous moniker, The Refreshments, for their hit “Banditos,” and for writing the opening song to the popular TV series “King of the Hill,” Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers are still making great music today and show lots of love for their hometown—our very own Valley of the Sun. The Showroom at Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E. Indian Bend Road, Scottsdale, 480.850.7777, talkingstickresort.com

Zoppé: An Italian Family Circus Since 1842

DECEMBER 26 THROUGH JANUARY 4 Welcoming guests into their intimate onering circus, Zoppé ensures strangers will leave as family. Six generations of Zoppés have graced their stage, and the current patriarch, Giovanni, plays Nino the Clown as acrobats, equestrians and canine capers perform all around him.

Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, 480.782.2683, chandlercenter.org

Bret Michaels

Sklar Brothers

DECEMBER 11 THROUGH 14 Identical twins in every way including their sense of humor, the Sklar Brothers became well known for their show “Cheap Seats” on ESPN Classic and their appearances on many other loved shows including “CSI,” “Entourage” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm.”

Tempe Improv, 930 E. University Drive, Tempe, 480.921.9877, tempeimprov.com

Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers

Mix 96.9’s Jingle Rock

DECEMBER 20 Featuring hugely popular pop/rock band

DECEMBER 27 As lead singer of the glam rock band Poison, Michaels taught us that “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” As the star of his reality TV show, “Rock of Love,” he taught us that even rock stars want love. Even if they mysteriously never take off their bandana…

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Snow is falling at Sunrise Park Resort Dominique Del Grosso » The Entertainer!

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hat’s in a name?

Well, for Sunrise Park Resort, there’s way more than meets the eye. In fact, there’s a whole story behind the name; one that pays homage to the White Mountain Apache Tribe. Sunrise Park Resort, one of Arizona’s best skiing and snowboarding destinations, is owned by the White Mountain Apache Tribe.

To the White Mountain Apache Tribe, in a young woman’s life, sunrise is a sacred time. At the time a young woman experiences the onset of adulthood, the tribal members gather on Sunrise Mountain for a sunrise dance to celebrate womanhood, Matthew Weiss, marketing

director of Sunrise Park Resort, says. To honor such sacred traditions, the Resort opened its doors and instituted the name Sunrise Park Resort in 1972.

Labeled as a “friendly, learn to” resort, Weiss says, the resort is for every snow sport enthusiast. The Resort has three mountains: Sunrise Mountain, Apache Mountain and Cyclone Mountain, and each mountain offers something different.

“We have 65 trails, and our mountain is 40 percent green, 40 percent blue, and 20 percent black runs,” Weiss says. “We have moguls, tree runs, and we have a good variety. Sunrise has the most variety of our trails. Apache has our wide trails and Cyclone has the steepest runs and the most blues and blacks.”

From the Phoenix Convention Center, Weiss says that if you drive the speed limit, (which we, ahem, always encourage that you do), you can get to Sunrise Park Resort in four hours. If driving to Sunrise just isn’t in the cards for you, the resort partners with ski clubs, Action Ride Shop in Mesa, and Desert Snow Connection to get you there.

With pick-up locations in the East and North Valley, Desert Snow Connection is a charter bus service that will deliver you to the resort.

“The package includes your pass and transportation. You can buy a ticket and the bus ride. It’s the same as gas, but instead, you can sit back and relax. These are like the big tour, commuter buses,” Weiss says.

“It takes about the same amount of time, give or take. Sometimes, they take up to 5 hours. And, they generally leave at about 4 a.m., and that will put them here at 9 a.m.

Usually, they leave again at around 4 p.m. [from Sunrise Resort].”

Since the Resort is four hours away, sometimes it can feel like more of a destination than a quick day trip. And if that’s the case for you, luckily Sunrise Park Resort has a hotel for convenient, on-site, overnight stays.

Sunrise Park Resort

Highway 273, Greer, 928.735.7669, sunriseskipark.com

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raveling in and out of Sky Harbor Airport this holiday season? What about picking up friends and family coming to visit for the big bowl games? Well, we have two tips for you: go early and go hungry.

After undergoing near constant renovations to allow for the Sky Train addition and plenty of new restaurants, Terminal 4 at Sky Harbor has now become one of the most gourmet places to be in all of Phoenix. Filled to the brim with local favorites, this airport gives tourists and residents alike the perfect taste of Phoenix.

Check out this huge list of local delicious dining options »

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• Chelsea’s Kitchen • Sauce Pizza and Wine • Lola Coffee with Tammie Coe Cakes • Lolo’s Chicken & Waffles • Joe’s Real BBQ

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Barrio Café La Grande Orange Nocawich Los Taquitos Humble Pie Pizza America’s Taco Shop Zinc Brasserie Cartel Coffee Lab Sir Veza’s Taco Garage Cowboy Ciao Press Coffee Food & Wine • El Bravo

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NYPD Pizza Matt’s Big Breakfast Mid City Kitchen Sweet Republic Focaccia Fiorentina Delux Four Peaks Brewery Tammie Coe Cakes Wildflower Bread Company Dilly’s Deli Blanco Taco and Tequila Modern Burger Olive & Ivy

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SO LONG, 2014!

Ring in the New Year in style Dominique Del Grosso » The Entertainer!

“Three, two, one…Happy New Year!” It’s almost time to bid 2014 farewell, but there’s still time to RSVP to the Valley’s best bashes and swankest soirees.

(Don’t forget some family-friendly fun at NYE parties, too.) Dress to impress and celebrate the year’s end in style. Here’s to you, 2014! Cheers!

Circle K New Year’s Eve Block Party

When we think of New Year’s Eve, we don’t generally think of familyfriendly fun, but the holiday isn’t only for adults to enjoy! Get your kids involved and ring in the New Year with your nearest and dearest. The Circle K New Year’s Eve Block Party, located on Mill Avenue in Downtown Tempe, is the party for you and your family. Celebrations begin at 6 p.m. and last until 1 a.m. Your family can expect to partake in interactive games and activities, enjoy musical entertainment from local bands and feast on food truck faire. The Family FunZone, open until 10:30 p.m., is a perfect pit stop for your little ones. At the stroke of midnight, you can enjoy a fireworks display and confetti blast.

Mill Avenue District, Tempe, downtowntempe.com, Wednesday, December 31, 6 p.m. to 1 a.m., $15, free for children under 12

Arizona’s Best New Year’s Eve 2015 Party

Make your NYE a night to remember at The Saguaro Hotel in Old Town Scottsdale! Book a hotel room, a VIP table and delight in a night that is sure to go down in history (pun unfortunately intended.) The Saguaro Hotel festivities will begin at 9 p.m. where you—and 1,200 guests—can expect a three-hour premium open bar and a variety of delicious hors d’oeuvres. Get your booty shaking to the beats of some of Arizona’s best DJs. DECiPHA, DJ Slippe and Ken Mooso are going to make sure that the tick of 12 a.m. doesn’t go unnoticed. Entranced by the fun—and perhaps some sweet bubbly—the confetti explosion will ensure you party your way into 2015.

The Saguaro Hotel, 4000 N. Drinkwater Boulevard, Scottsdale, Wednesday, December 31, 480.308.1100, newyearsevearizona. com, 9 p.m. to 2 a.m., $105-$145

New Year’s Eve 2014: Fire & Ice

This year, Talking Stick Resort is hosting a New Year’s Eve party that is both hot and cold. Regarded as the best Las Vegas-style party in the Valley, this event will knock your Christmas socks off. Hosting an allyou-can-eat buffet, entertainment by a live DJ, a performance by Sam Moore, a southern R&B musician, and Boogie Knights, a ‘70s band, the Talking Stick Resort event will fire-up the night. You can expect to cool down the next morning, on January 1, with a complimentary brunch.

Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E. Indian Bend Road, Scottsdale, 480.850.7734, experiencescottsdale.com, Wednesday, December 31, 6:30 p.m. to 2 a.m., $119-$174

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Scottsdale’s Ultimate Block Party

In the heart of Old Town Scottsdale, this event is a New Year’s Eve party veteran. It’s one of the best and largest party destinations for people looking to—well, duh—party.

Enclosed within the Craftsman Court block, party goers can expect a street festival vibe. Partnering with Dos Gringos and RockBar Inc., Scottsdale’s Ultimate Block Party has much to entertain the masses. With live mixed beats by DJs and Frankie Ballard—an American country music singer and songwriter—the tracks will set the tone for this fun event. This indoor/ outdoor block party has something for everyone. Scottsdale’s Ultimate Block Party will host local merchants and partner with surrounding restaurants, ensuring no person goes hungry. And, if you’re looking to partake in an event that helps charity as you party the night away, then look no further because this is your event!

Craftsman Court between Third Avenue and Fifth Avenue, Scottsdale, scottsdalesultimateblockparty.com, $20-$30

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Tickets | $25 | Age 12 & Under FREE www.blockpartyonmill.com

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Christina Fuoco-Karasinski » The Entertainer!

aking an audience laugh is a big deal to self-proclaimed “clean” comedian John Heffron. But he has even bigger goals for the 23 hours that he’s not on stage.

“I do my show and find food,” Heffron says. “Foraging for food is my biggest accomplishment during the day. I kill time in ways that I don’t end up killing myself.”

The Michigan-born comedian will perform at Phoenix’s Stand Up Live Thursday, December 11, through Sunday, December 14. These are rare public shows in Arizona for Heffron, who plays many corporate audiences in this area.

“They’re two completely different ways to do stuff,” Heffron says. “They both have their advantage. Because my act is so clean, I get booked for a lot of that stuff. I don’t talk about race, religion or sex in my act.

“Sometimes the shows are 700 businessmen who would rather be at some strip club than listen to you do your thing. But it’s nice because you’re in and out of a city in one day, as opposed to being someplace Wednesday through Monday.”

Working on a new special, Heffron will test the jokes at Stand Up Live.

“You’ll get to see the special I’m about to shoot, which is nice,” he says. “My act is very universal. I have people who are 70 years old at my show who love me, and a table full of 20-year-olds.

“I’ve always been pretty universal and a really good date night or you can bring clients, have a corporate Christmas party and that stuff. It’s just the style of standup I’ve always done. I’m not overly edgy. I’m lazy and that seems like that’s a lot of work to do.”

Heffron started pursuing comedy when he was in his late teens, when his life experiences were at a minimum.

Born in Detroit, he was raised in South Lyon, Michigan, and graduated from that city’s high school as well as Eastern Michigan University. He served as radio sidekick to Danny Bonaduce in Detroit and guest commentator on the 2004 VH1 TV series “My Coolest Years: My First Time.”

Heffron has appeared on “Comedy Central Presents,” “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and won the second season of “Last Comic Standing.” He hosts the podcast “The State I’m In with John Heffron.”

“Even though my act is clean, I swear and talk about adult stuff,” Heffron says. “It’s not a Disney-type show.

I’ve always stayed within those lines and have not ever moved out of that style. Twenty-three years later, it’s all working out for me.”

Now in his 40s, he finds that his jokes are evolving.

“I’m starting to get to that age where talking about partying and stuff like that is creepy,” he says with a laugh. “It’s funny if you’re a 22-year-old kid talking about how drunk you got the night before. But if someone in their 40s says that, people tend to think you have a problem. It’s not romantic anymore when you’re talking about your bender when you’re middle aged.”

John Heffron

Stand Up Live, 50 W. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 480.719.6100, standuplive.com, Thursday, December 11, through Sunday, December 14, various times, $20 WWW.ENTERTAINERMAG.COM

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Chocolate and competition combine at Scottsdale’s Hot Chocolate Run

hew! Crossing the finish line after conquering racecourse miles is such an awesome feeling. Now imagine a race that offers tootsie rolls, marshmallows and other chocolate delights—and of course Gatorade and water—at aid stations alongside the route. And, once across the finish line, envision dipping a half banana, a Rice Krispie Treat and other snacks into a personal mug full of chocolate fondue.

Yes, such a race does exist! In fact, the Hot Chocolate 15k/5k race of 2014 is back, and it’s a chocolate lovers dream come true.

For the third year in a row, the Hot Chocolate 15k/5k race has again returned to the Valley. Participants can choose between a 15k or 5k race. For the 15k finishers, the race organizers will award each racer with a medal that’s shaped like a real chocolate bar, making it a race treat that will last a lifetime.

The Hot Chocolate race is popular amongst racers because of the awesome two-day, pre-race expo, where participants can expect to indulge in some delectable chocolaty treats, visit industry expert booths and enjoy discounts on running products, among other attractions. Most notably, however, is the “goodie” bag

provided to each racer every year, which includes a race bib and a fleece-lined, fullzip, long-sleeved hoodie. Off with a bang at the start line, racers will weave around Scottsdale and finish strong with a hot party and some hot chocolaty treats!

Hot Chocolate 15k/5k Race, Sunday, December 7, 7:30 a.m. and 8:15 a.m., $44-$69 Salt River Fields, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, hotchocolate15k.com/phoenix

Celebrate the evening with Domino’s, and simply have a wonderful Holiday Season!

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THE DIVINE

DANCE

Shen Yun Performing Arts preserves its inspired history Breanne DeMore » The Entertainer!

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tarted in 2006 in New York City by a group of classically trained Chinese artists, Shen Yun Performing Arts is a non-profit organization that has one wish: to revive the true, divinely inspired culture of China and share it with the world.

The culture that they wish to revive is one of color, coexistence and respect and reverence for the arts. They wish to revive Shen Zhou, The Divine Land, the name that China was once dubbed.

For 5,000 years this divine culture thrived in China and, although this tradition was nearly lost, Shen Yun is here to share it with the world. An explosion of color, energy and history, Shen Yun, meaning “the beauty of divine beings dancing,” seeks to share this glorious, artistic culture with millions across the globe.

As performers, wearing stunning costumes full of color and mystery, dance

to a truly unique and thrilling blend of Eastern and Western music, they are able to tell a story, preserve the art of Chinese dance and explore the diversity of the ethnic groups contained within the border of China.

Recognized for its distinctive elegance, Chinese dance is well known as being one of the most rigorous arts to learn. Once passed down among the people in imperial courts and ancient plays, the tradition of the classical Chinese dance was built on traditional aesthetics.

As the dancers spin, flip and seemingly glide across the stage, the audience begins to question what is really possible.

Performing at the Mesa Arts Center on February 11 and 12 and the Orpheum Theater on February 14 and 15, the dance troupe and symphony orchestra share their culture and message with the Valley.

Shen Yun

Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, mesaartscenter, Wednesday, February 11 and Thursday, February 12 Orpheum Theater, 203 W. Adams Street, Phoenix, 602.262.6225, Orpheum-theater.com, Saturday, February 14 and Sunday, February 15 WWW.ENTERTAINERMAG.COM

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CALENDAR Feel that? It’s officially winter. That means you’ll start wearing your ugliest sweaters, drinking the most peppermint-y drinks and consuming the arts. It’s arts season, and there’s plenty to do throughout December and into January. Get into the holiday spirit, or just embrace the cooler weather. These arts events are cool enough to match the temps.

A Christmas Carol THROUGH DECEMBER 20 Don’t miss the adventures of Scrooge as he is once again visited by the Spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Presented by Southwest Shakespeare Company, this moving tale is an extraordinary evening for the whole family.

Playhouse On The Park, 1850 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix, 602.254.2151, swshakespeare.org

Junie B. Jones in Jingle Bells, Batman Smells!

THROUGH DECEMBER 28 When Junie B. draws tattletale May’s name for the Secret Santa giveaway at school, she hatches a plan to leave her nemesis with a stinky lump of coal.

Presented by the always wonderful Childsplay, Junie B.’s holiday hijinks will leave kids laughing for days.

Tempe Center for the Arts, 700 W. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe, 480.350.2822, childsplayaz.org

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JUNIE B. JONES IN JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS! THROUGH DECEMBER 28

White Christmas

Elf the Musical

THROUGH DECEMBER 28 Irving Berlin’s beloved and timeless holiday classic is based on the 1954 film and is full of romance, laughter and breathtaking choreography and promises to be a merry and bright experience.

Arizona Broadway Theatre, 7701 W. Paradise Lane, Peoria, 623.776.8400, azbroadway.org

DECEMBER 2 AND 3 Based on the 2003 hit movie, “Elf” is the hilarious tale of Buddy, a young orphan child who mistakenly crawls into Santa’s bag of gifts and is transported back to the North Pole. Unaware that he is actually human, Buddy’s enormous size and poor toy-making abilities cause him to face the truth.

Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, mesaarts.org

ZooLights THROUGH JANUARY 11 One of the largest holiday light shows in the country features 3.8 million energy-friendly lights and 700 displays.

ZooLights is one of the only venues to use such a wide variety of lighting techniques that include rope lights, LED lights, light strands, black light, fiber optics, lasers, strobes and lights programmed to music.

Phoenix Zoo, 455 N. Galvin Parkway, Phoenix, 602.286.3800, phxzoo.org

Harvey THROUGH JANUARY 11 Good old Elwood P. Dowd has a best friend. Harvey is a very good friend indeed. He also happens to be an imaginary 6 foot 3-and-a-half inch rabbit. The family is very worried about Elwood.

Scottsdale Desert Stages Theatre, 4720 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 480.483.1664, desertstages.org

Pippin’ DECEMBER 2 THROUGH 7 The Tony Award winner for “Best Musical Revival” tells the story of a young prince on a death-defying journey to find meaning in his existence. Will he choose a happy but simple life? Or will he risk everything for a singular flash of glory?

ASU Gammage, 1200 S. Forest Avenue, 480.965.3434, asugammage.com

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever DECEMBER 4 THROUGH 14 In this hilarious Christmas tale, presented by East Valley Children’s Theatre, a couple struggling to put on a church Christmas pageant is faced with casting the inventively awful Herdman kids. Mayhem and fun collide when they meet the Christmas CONTINUED ON PAGE 18 »

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FROM ART HISTORY

It is the job of several full-time archivists to sort through and catalog Andy Warhol’s “time capsules,” which are known to include everything from toenail clippings to soiled clothing. » English graffiti artist Banksy is believed by some not to be one person, but a collective of like-minded artists. » The Louvre in France sees nearly 10 million visitors annually. » Adolf Hitler was rejected twice from the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.

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2014-2015 EVENTS

12/4 John Conlee 12/6 Conversation with the Artist: The Texas Tenors 12/7 The Texas Tenors Deep in the Heart of Christmas at 2:30 pm & 7:30 pm Sold out!

12/12 Sister’s Christmas Catechism The Mystery of the Magi’s Gold

1/16 The Hot Sardines 1/25 “Arts for Kids” Fundraiser with Alpin Hong 1/29 The Phoenix Symphony America: Songs From the Stage and Screen 2/5 & 2/6 The Midtown Men 2/12 & 2/13 Kathy Mattea 2/17 Conversation with the Artist: Maestro Tito Muñoz 2/19 Alpin Hong Chasing Chopin

Discover the Magic

2/22 & 2/23 An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin 2/27 & 2/28 Neil Berg’s 100 Years of Hollywood

3/3 Caroline Markham A Love-ly Meal: 3 Courses with a Dessert Buffet 3/7 Michael Londra’s Celtic Fire 3/13 Don McLean 3/17 & 3/18 Gilbert & Sullivan’s H.M.S. Pinafore 3/22 MOMIX Alchemia 3/28 Guys Who Grill

4/1 Conversation with the Artist: Steve Tyrell 4/2 Steve Tyrell 4/7 Arizona Gives Day 4/7 Chris Botti 4/9 Chanticleer 6/1-6/12 Camp Imagination: Session I 6/15-6/26 Camp Imagination: Session II

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story head-on.

Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, evct.org

A Bloody Mary Christmas DECEMBER 4 THROUGH 21 Three retirees sing, dance and drink themselves silly as they battle a heartless homeowner’s association trying to evict them from their condo on Christmas Eve. A musical for people who hate the holidays and musicals.

Space 55, 636 E. Pierce Street, Phoenix, 602.663.4032, space55.org

Holiday Pops DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 7 Guest Conductor Stuart Chafetz

returns to lead The Phoenix Symphony and The Phoenix Symphony Chorus in this festive concert of seasonal favorites and the ever-popular Holiday sing-a-long.

Phoenix Symphony Hall, 75 N. Second Street, Phoenix, 602.495.1999, phoenixsymphony.org

BALLET ETUDE’S THE NUTCRACKER DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 7

The Nutcracker DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 7 Clara’s magical journey surrounds you as she encounters life-size mice, swirling snowflakes, dancing confections and the Sugar Plum Fairy. Presented by Ballet Etudes, this is a feast for the eyes and ears with colorful and imaginative costumes paired with Tchaikovsky’s score.

Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, 480.782.2680, chandlercenter.org

Year of the Rooster

Snow Queen

DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 20 Think a strange mash-up of a Cohen Brothers movie with a splash of David Lynch and wrap it all up in rich, dark comedy, and you have an idea of what to expect from Stray Cat’s answer to the traditional holiday show.

Tempe Performing Arts Center, 132 E. Sixth Street, Tempe, 480.227.1766, straycattheatre.org

DECEMBER 6 THROUGH 21 Choreographed by Frances Smith Cohen and presented by Center Dance Ensemble, this Valley classic is a modern dance ballet interpretation of the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale to music by Sergei Prokofiev.

Stage West at the Herberger Theater Center, 222 E. Monroe Street, Phoenix, 602.252.8497, centerdance.com

A Winnie-the-Pooh Christmas Tail

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DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 23 A holiday tradition that has been delighting Valley families since 1995. Join Pooh and all of his friends for a holiday “tail” that will warm your hearts and put you in the holiday spirit.

Valley Youth Theatre, 525 N. First Street, Phoenix, 602.253.8188, vyt.com

Las Noches de las Luminarias DECEMBER 5 AND 6, 12 AND 13, 19 THROUGH 23, 26 THROUGH 30 The soft glow from more than 8,000 hand-lit luminaria bags, thousands of white twinkle lights and the vibrant sounds of live music will remind you of what the season is all about.

Desert Botanical Garden, 1201 N. Galvin Parkway, Phoenix, 480.481.8188, dbg.org

Handel’s Messiah DECEMBER 10 THROUGH 14 Handel’s massive oratorio makes a profound musical statement of the Christian faith, celebrating the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. The acclaimed and popular “Hallelujah” chorus highlights this spiritual concert presented by Phoenix Symphony.

December 10, Scottsdale Center for the Arts; December 12, Mesa Arts Center; December 13, Camelback Bible Church; December 14, Pinnacle Presbyterian Church, 602.495.1999, phoenixsymphony.org

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LINDI “HOP” ACROSS

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resh off a gallery show in the lobby of the FilmBar in Downtown Phoenix, Arizona native Lindi “Hop” Koprivnikar discusses her watercolor passion, which has been fueled by the Downtown Phoenix art scene.

The Entertainer!: How has the Phoenix art scene inspired your work?

Koprivnikar: Being here in Phoenix for so long, I have seen a shift in the art scene. If you own a business in Downtown Phoenix with a free wall, you need to have a mural painted on it. It has changed a lot and is really inspiring.

Pretty much any restaurant you go to in Downtown Phoenix has custom artwork. Seeing that made me want to get back into art and traditional media.

Had you taken a break from creating art?

I work part-time at an ad agency three days a week. The rest of the time I work for myself doing painting, or doing freelance. Once I started graphic design and stepped into the digital media world, I had stepped away from traditional media. It had been so long that people that knew me didn’t even know I could paint. I got back into [it] over the past year.

How do you describe your work?

I tell people my art is a hodgepodge, like my hair color, it’s a bit out there, it’s a mix. In terms of graphic design my niche is branding, logo design. I also like to incorporate hands-on things into my art, so it’s not 100 percent digital. It’s a mashup of traditional graphic design and painting and drawing.

What is your favorite medium to work with?

My watercolors paintings were what was on display at Film Bar. That is my primary medium when I do fine art, or traditional art. I think it is a good workable medium. There are a lot of things you can do; acrylics, oils, etc… but for me watercolors is the most fun. You can bring art to life with just water. Surrealism is my focus.

What has the response been to your work?

Right when I got back into painting, I sold all three of my first paintings… to my complete shock. I have been asked to commission a few paintings here and there. So far, it has been pretty great. I also have an Etsy shop, so when a painting sells and people will still want it, I will recreate a digital print.

Read more about Lindi and view her work at metanoiamethod.com

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December 2014 13 Dmitri Matheny’s The Snowcat . . 11am 26-31 Zoppe Italian Family Circus . . . Times Vary

January 2015 1-4 16 18 25

Zoppe Italian Family Circus . . . Times Vary Alpin Hong . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7:30pm African Children’s Choir . . . . . . . . . .3pm Travis Tritt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7pm

February 2015 7 The Midtown Men . . . . . . . . . . . 7:30pm 4 Stars From The Original Cast Of Jersey Boys 8 Of Legends and Lovers: Doc and Kate . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3pm 14 Flamenco Vivo Carlota Santana: The Soul of Flamenco . . . . . . . . 7:30pm 21 An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin 7:30pm 22 The World Famous Glenn Miller Orchestra . . . . . . . . . 7:30pm

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March 2015 1 Neil Berg’s 100 Years of Broadway . . . . . . .

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dancers. Choreography by Ib Andersen, presented by Ballet Arizona with the Phoenix Symphony and danced to Tchaikovsky’s famous score.

Phoenix Symphony Hall, 75 N. Second Street, Phoenix, 602.381.1096, balletaz.org

Tommy J and Sally THROUGH DECEMBER 14 An intense examination and study about black/white relations, “Tommy J and Sally “looks at race from both sides of the color line,

exposing not only the inevitable tensions but also the yearning for reconciliation, forgiveness and redemption.

Helen K. Mason Performing Arts Center, 1333 E. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.258.8129, blacktheatretroupe.org

of the Nativity and asks for their help to solve the greatest Christmas caper ever… who swiped the gold that those three wise men gave to Baby Jesus?

Scottsdale Center for the Arts, 7380 E. Second Street, Scottsdale, 480.499.8587, scottsdaleperformingarts.org

Sister’s Christmas Catechism

Holiday Favorites

DECEMBER 16 THROUGH 21 In an unusually jolly mood, Sister, the tart-tongued, ruler-wielding nun, teaches her students the story

DECEMBER 18 THROUGH 21 In this collaboration, singers from the Arizona Opera Studio will perform selections from memorable holiday MURDER FOR TWO DECEMBER 31 THROUGH JANUARY 18

classics such as “White Christmas,” “Miracle on 34th Street,” and “A Charlie Brown Christmas.”

Phoenix Theatre, 100 E. McDowell Road, Phoenix, 602.254.2151, phoenixtheatre.com

Holidays at the Heard DECEMBER 26 THROUGH 31 Visitors will experience American Indian music and dance performances including Choctaw, Hopi, Maricopa and Navajo dancers as well as crowd favorites like hoop dancing and fancy dancing. In addition to music, visitors can also enjoy 12 exhibit galleries.

Heard Museum, 2301 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix, 602.252.8840, heard.org

Mallory Levis and Lamb Chop DECEMBER 27 Shari Lewis’s daughter, Mallory, and Lamb Chop offer an old fashioned afternoon of music and laughs. Feel the holiday spirit as the duo sing a Christmas medley and a Hanukah song, and tell the story of Kwanza.

Higley Center for the Performing Arts, 4132 E. Pecos Road, Gilbert, 480.279.7194, higleyarts.org

Mary Poppins

TOMMY J AND SALLY THROUGH DECEMBER 14

MARY POPPINS THROUGH DECEMBER 28

THROUGH DECEMBER 28 Share the enchanting mix of irresistible story, unforgettable songs and breathtaking special effects. This “Best Musical” Tony award winner wouldn’t be complete without the iconic songs you’ve come to know and high-flying moments you’ve come to expect.

Phoenix Theatre, 100 E. McDowell Road, Phoenix, 602.254.2151, phoenixtheatre.com

Murder for Two DECEMBER 31 THROUGH JANUARY 18 Presented by the Arizona Theatre Company, “Murder for Two” is the perfect blend of music, mayhem and murder! In this tour-de-force, two performers play 13 roles, not to mention the piano, in a witty and winking homage to old-fashioned murder mysteries.

Herberger Theater Center, 222 E. Monroe Street, Phoenix, 602.256.6995, arizonatheatre.org

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Life as the Sugar Plum Fairy

MICHELLE VAGI AS THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY

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s a company dancer of Ballet Arizona since 2006, Michelle Vagi has been kept on her toes. She has originated featured roles in many of Ib Anderson, Ballet Arizona’s director, ballets, been chosen for soloist roles in Swan Lake, Napoli and The Sleeping Beauty, and is the company’s goto Sugar Plum Fairy for their production of The Nutcracker.

Vagi, as sweet as she is talented, took the time out of her very busy rehearsal schedule to tell us about how she got started, what the life of a professional dancer is really like and what the Nutcracker means to her.

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performing in a production, I guess you could say I was hooked.

What has been the most difficult part about your life as a ballet dancer?

The mental battles, without a doubt. I think my career has forced me to think a lot about why I dance (because I love to dance and not for the approval of others), and the things that are really important in life (loving people as opposed to my achievements).

What is something that the average person might not know about the life of a professional ballet dancer?

The amount of toe-tape we go through?

[Laughs] I don’t know. Probably that our lives are not all about dance all the time.

Most of us have things we like to do outside of dance. I am going to school right now for my Master’s and I know a lot of dancers have very interesting and colorful lives outside the studio.

How does it feel to perform as a principal in such a legendary Ballet as The Nutcracker?

It’s a lot of fun. Actually, I did always want to be Clara as a kid and I never got the

chance. But being the Sugar Plum Fairy has its kicks, too. [Laughs] It’s fun to get to perform this role knowing that it is iconic to any kid who knows The Nutcracker. I mean, I get to pretend I am the queen of a magic kingdom. How cool is that?

Ballet Arizona presents The Nutcracker with the Phoenix Symphony at Symphony Hall

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Artists. While listening to live musical entertainment and sipping fine wines, patrons will stroll throughout spectacular paintings, bronzes, glass, stone, copper, clay sculptures, photography and jewelry. The Scottsdale Waterfront is a superb backdrop, which adds romance to the event with reflections across the waters.

Downtown Scottsdale, 7135 E. Camelback Road, Scottsdale, 480.837.5637, thunderbirdartists.com

3rd Annual Waterfront Fine Art & Wine Festival DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 7 The banks of the Scottsdale Tempe Festival Waterfront will be lined with the of the Arts greatest selection of juried fine arts, DECEMBER 5 THROUGH 7 fine wines, delectable chocolates Consistently among the AM Top and musicians in the Southwest at White Christmas_The Entertainer_half page ad.pdf 1ranked 11/20/14 10:05 200 art festivals in the nation and this fest presented by Thunderbird

recipient of the prestigious Pinnacle Award from the International Festival and Events Association, these spring and fall events each attract nearly 225,000 visitors. Each Festival receives more than 700 applications from throughout North America, in 16 different visual arts categories ranging from wood to photography, ceramics to wearable art.

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The Third Annual Phoenix Festival of the Arts DECEMBER 12 THROUGH 14 Phoenix Center for the Arts once again bring together Valley artists, musicians, writers, students and scholars to create a weekend-long cultural celebration sure to excite the whole family for the third annual Phoenix Festival of the Arts.

In addition to the many arts and cultural organizations participating as vendors and exhibitors, art lovers will be able to enjoy local food truck cuisine and top-notch performances taking place on two stages.

Margaret T. Hance Park, 1202 N. Third Street, Phoenix, 602.254.3100, phoenixfestivalofthearts.org

Mesa Arts Festival Experience Norway DECEMBER 6 AND 7 Make plans to experience Norwegian music and culture at MIM in honor of that country’s bicentennial! Enjoy musical performances, traditional dances, a Norwegian-inspired menu in the café, hands-on crafts and much more. Also, find Norwegian folk costumes, a photo booth, Norwegian heart basket craft, Sami drum craft, myths and folktales of Norway, a Hardingfele fiddle performance, dances and more.

Musical Instrument Museum, 4725 E. Mayo Boulevard, Phoenix, 480.478.6000, themim.org

DECEMBER 13 THROUGH 14 This fun and exciting community event is the premier place to find unique gifts for the holidays.

The annual festival will feature original works of art for sale from local, regional and national artists in various mediums, live entertainment showcasing local and national talent on two stages, live artist demonstrations, the Bookman’s Family Activity Area and an array of culinary delights.

Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, mesaarts.org

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The Report Card FILM TRIVIA Our film writers grade what’s in theaters Stan

Randy

Joseph

Awake: The Life of Yogananda Big Hero 6 Elsa & Fred Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me The Homesman Jessabelle

India’s movie industry called Bollywood, is the largest in the world producing over 800 movies a year, while Hollywood only produces half as many.

Laggies On Any Sunday: The Next Chapter Open Windows A Merry Friggin’ Christmas Rosewater Saving Christmas Sex Ed The Theory of Everything The Way He Looks Wetlands White Bird in a Blizzard

Jennifer Lawrence made $500,000 from the first “Hunger Games” with bonuses depending on the success of the movie.

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RANDY MONTGOMERY

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Randy’s reactions reveal the emotional intuition of an average moviegoer. With a master’s degree in counseling and education, Randy grounds his opinions in a unique combination of both a movie’s surface entertainment value and its ability to affect him on an even deeper level. Email him at RandyJay7694@yahoo.com

commentator for “Breakthrough Entertainment,” a talk radio show airing 9 a.m. to Noon Saturdays on KPHX 1480 AM that shines a spotlight on the practical perspectives of the topics and themes explored in movies. Read his reviews on BreakRadioShow.com and Examiner.com, or e-mail him at joseph.airdo@gmail.com

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ATTRACTIONS “Annie” PG – 113 MINUTES Annie (Quvenzhané Wallis), a young, happy foster kid who’s also tough enough to make her way on the streets of New York, finds everything changing when the hard-nosed tycoon and New York mayoral candidate Will Stacks (Jamie Foxx) makes a thinlyveiled campaign move and takes her in.

“Big Eyes” PG-13 – TBD A biographical drama directed by Tim Burton centers on the awakening of the painter Margaret Keane (Amy Adams), her phenomenal success in the 1950s, and the subsequent legal difficulties she had with her husband, who claimed credit for her works in the 1960s.

“Exodus: Kings & Gods” PG-13 – 142 MINUTES Directed by Ridley Scott, the defiant leader Moses (Christian Bale) rises up against the Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses (Joel Edgerton), setting 600,000 slaves on a monumental journey of escape from Egypt and its terrifying cycle of deadly plagues.

“Foxcatcher” R – 134 MINUTES Wrestler Mark Schultz (Channing Tatum) forms a relationship with his new sponsor, millionaire John du Pont (Steve Carell), as they train for the 1988 games in Seoul—a

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union that leads to unlikely circumstances as both men feel inferior to Mark’s revered brother, Dave (Mark Ruffalo).

“Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” TBD – 160 MINUTES In director Peter Jackson’s next installment, Bilbo (Martin Freeman) and company are forced to be embraced in a war against an armed flock of combatants and the terrifying Smaug (Benedict Cumberbatch) from acquiring a kingdom of treasure and obliterating all of Middle Earth.

“The Interview” TBD – 112 MINUTES Dave Skylark (James Franco) and his producer Aaron Rapoport (Seth Rogen) of the popular celebrity tabloid TV show “Skylark Tonight” land an interview with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as the CIA recruits them, perhaps the two leastqualified men imaginable, to assassinate Kim Jong-un.

“Into the Woods” PG – 124 MINUTES A witch (Meryl Streep) conspires to teach important lessons to various characters of popular children’s stories including Little Red Riding Hood (Lilla Crawford), Cinderella (Anna Kendrick), Jack and the Beanstalk (Daniel Huddlestone) and Rapunzel (Mackenzie Mauzy).

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n 1971, “On Any Sunday” starring Steve McQueen opened in theatres and rode its place into motorcycle film history. It also transcended the sport to reach a wide audience through a cast of engaging characters and variety of heartfelt stories.

“On Any Sunday: The Next Chapter,” released November 7, continues the tradition and also passes the torch onto the next generations. A lot has happened in the past 40 years, but the passion for riding is timeless and continues today.

In a conversation with film writer Stan Robinson, director Dana Brown and motorcyclist Robbie Maddisson share this insight on bringing their story to the big screen.

The Entertainer!: OK, I’m the guy with the power to green light your film idea! Pitch me on why I should say, “Yes, make this movie!” What’s your film about?

Brown: The movie’s about a shared passion of motorcycle riding by one of the top competitors, Robbie Maddisson. Evel [Knievel] conceived attempting something no one has ever done. Robbie Maddisson takes that to a whole next level. It’s also using motorcycles to get to remote areas of fire, or getting medicines to those areas

that are hard to reach, to help people.

The film is about generations, young and old, with a love for motorcycles. It’s about the visuality of capturing those moments on film that many may not understand but are thrilled by the very thought of going over a 100 miles per hour. My father, Bruce Brown, brought to the screen the first chapter in 1971 called “On Any Sunday”. This film, is, “The Next Chapter.”

Stan: I’m almost ready to green light your film idea. So Robbie, Dana has chosen you as the focal point of the film. Should I say yes and make this movie, what will you bring to give the viewer that inside look at your world of motorcycles?

Maddisson: I would be delighted to be in the film and a part of a project so near and dear to my heart. Showing the world what one can do on a motorcycle and you believe whole heartedly you can transcend the limits that may be in place, and stay true to your passion of taking the skill of the motorcycle rider to new heights, would be extraordinary to capture on film.

If anyone can present a project that captures the heart and soul of what it’s like to give all to one’s passion, it’s director Dana Brown.

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ennifer Aniston arrives for an interview looking sunny and perky in a purple patterned mini dress with a frilly skirt.

The former “Friends” actress is on hand to promote her film, “Life of Crime,” a crime caper in which she plays a kidnapped wife.

Based on the Elmore Leonard novel “The Switch,” Aniston’s Mickey Dawson is a Detroit socialite, whose husband Frank (played by a blond Tim Robbins) is a wealthy but crooked real estate developer.

Although they live in a tidy suburban home with their teenage son and are members of the local country club, Mickey feels lonely and neglected by her husband. She’s trapped in her marriage with no way to get out.

The California-born actress was more than eager to talk about the film in which she plays an unhappy housewife and was released on DVD in late October.

So this story must have really appealed to you to want to produce it. What made you invest in that part of it too?

This man (Schechter). That was pretty much from the get-go. I had a meeting with him and he just impressed me to no end. I was so excited because I’ve always loved Elmore Leonard, but I hadn’t read “The Switch,” which is the actual name. There already was a movie called “The Switch” about best friends making a baby. Then I read the book, and it was such fun and wonderful. I love how he writes.

His characters are so interesting and detailed and his bad guys aren’t the brightest and yet somehow they make it happen. They’re charming and loveable.

I also thought the Mickey character has such a beautiful arc and a powerful one. In that time, to write that for a woman in the ‘70s was pretty awesome. The whole package was exciting for me.

Is producing also a way to send your career in a different direction—away from in front of the camera?

I’ve always been interested in producing. But of course you know that your time in front of the camera might be limited. Age plays a part, there are still not very many parts for older women in Hollywood—and Meryl Streep gets most of them anyway (Laughs).

You get roughed up a little bit in the movie. How did you prepare for those physical scenes?

I didn’t prepare, I just let them hurt me. It’s the best way to get a real reaction, it turns out.

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How do you and your fiancé manage your schedules. He’s busy, you are obviously busy.

Does that create problems at times?

It creates problems in trying to be in the same city at times. But otherwise it’s just a question of planning.

I’ve gotten better with time. We try to make time for each other. And it’s working fairly well. I am not complaining.

Let’s speak about the movie again: You and John Hawkes have great chemistry in this. Did you detect that when you first met him?

I think that that stuff is kind of natural. I don’t think you can force it or create it. We got along instantly when we met. I think we’re both interested actors. We were interested in the story and the very subtle odd, not even love story, but that’s sort of what unfolds. We both thought it was really interesting. Chemistry is … chemical, man. I don’t know how you can make it.

How was it working with Tim Robbins? How was it when he treated you like a dishrag?

It was pretty awesome. I mean, he really was a jerk, just a jerk. (Laughs) No, he’s lovable. To say he’s a teddy bear is an understatement. He is quite towering. I mean, he’s a towering figure, for sure.

So in the (argument) scenes it was quite intense but fun and awesome to play, especially towards the end where she grows a good set of balls and takes him over. He’s just a lovely man, and I’ve known him for a long time so it was fun to have him beat me up a little bit.

What did you learn from your co-stars?

Isla (Fisher) and I are friends and have been for a very long time. We had a lot of fun together.

We were all really excited to work together. I thought that was clear from the beginning, the first rehearsals. It starts at the top. (Schechter’s) enthusiasm and love of all the characters filtered down. You always find surprises about people, the way they work. Certain people come on and it’s just there. I love the curiosity from Tim, especially and John, especially.

Are there still some things you haven’t done in movies that you would like to do?

Direct. Absolutely. That’s the next big sort of hurdle that I want to take on. I’ve done a few short films. I just loved the experience of doing. I’m just waiting for that wonderful window and that wonderful script. That’ll be the next one for me.

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En garde! Our dueling diners love each other when they’re not reviewing restaurants, but when the meal comes, their flaws are totally game Christina Caldwell and Andrew Axelrod » The Entertainer!

CHRISTINA’S ACCOUNT

All hopped up on cold medicine thanks to the changing weather, I wasn’t exactly sure if I saw what I thought I saw.

I always knew Andrew was a cheese fan—he eats cheesy pasta nightly, as evidenced by the dishes in the sink every morning. Unless there’s a magical Ratatouille character that takes over our kitchen every night, this is a certifiable fact. I’ve just rarely seen it in the flesh.

As we were sat on the gorgeous, Christmas-light lit patio at Old Town Tortilla Factory, Andrew instantly opened the menu and said “I wouldn’t be mad if we ordered the Chorizo Fundido.”

Sure enough, when I looked at the description, it was melted cheese with chorizo in it.

Being a cheese fan myself (though not a full-on Ratatouille), I agreed. And when the appetizer came, in all its creamy, cheesy, semispicy goodness, I had a few bites, but Andrew was sucking down the equivalent of an entire block of cheese. With chips. And sausage.

“Man, I’ve gotta stop!” he said with no intention to stop.

“Yeah, you really do,” I said as I turned my attention to the menu.

In an odd reverse of roles, Andrew ordered the white meat dish and I ordered the red. However, I did get a kick when the food runner initially tried to deliver the chicken to me.

The Carne de Fuego arrived with thin-sliced steak, covered in a sweet honey sauce and served with a side of mixed peppers and onions. Being a massive pepper and onion fan, I initially thought “The only way this could be better is if this were chicken!” But then the first bite of my steak slapped my blasphemous mouth with a flavor that said “You take that back!”

And I did. And it was good. The medium-cooked steak was tender and savory-sweet, and for the first time in Dueling Diners history, I think ol’ Chrissy ordered the best meal of the night.

Not to say Andrew’s Pollo Margarita was small potatoes. (It was literally accompanied by a massive sweet potato cake in the middle.) It was a seriously pretty dish with rolled chicken pieces stuffed with cheese, roasted peppers and onions. But I’m positive what sold Andrew on the dish was the decadent creamy, citrustequila sauce, because who couldn’t use a bit more cream after eating a wheel of cheese?

We finished the night by placing an order for a piece of chocolate cake. When it was delivered in its massive glory, we shot Brian a look that said “No, we ordered a piece of chocolate cake.”

Knowingly, he assured us this is what we ordered and to take our punishment, which was an eighth of a delicious, rich, dense chocolate cake garnished with whip cream, a raspberry sauce and strawberries.

I dared Andrew to eat a strawberry. He’s in the midst of a food renaissance and has become more open to trying new things, like one of the most common fruits on the planet. I watched as he put the strawberry in his mouth, concentrated on the flavors and then suddenly begin to frown.

As soon as he dug into the cake, I knew I was forgiven.

ANDREW’S ACCOUNT

If I had to guess, my better half on the left of the page over there is probably giving me some guff about my level of cheese intake.

Well don’t listen to her, reader. I can promise you it is within legal limits. In fact, I’ve long believed that if I don’t get my daily cheese fix, I might die. My life is basically the movie Crank with less action and more pepperjack. Well, it used to be.

I have to be honest with you. I’m feeling the pressure. I think most people agreed after reading the first Dueling Diners review that Christina is the Garfunkel to my Simon. Knowing that the success of this feature relies entirely on my shoulders has taken its toll on me. Night sweats, panic attacks and worst of all… I’m eating less cheese.

Fortunately, Old Town Tortilla Factory had a large enough supply of the gooey gold to keep me trucking on. Sure, I might go to an early grave. But I’ll go leaving a legacy of gouda-fueled brilliance in the form of these restaurant reviews. This is bigger than me. Which is saying something because all this cheese is making me bigger and bigger.

Old Town Tortilla Factory knows that the tortilla is much like a blank canvas. That’s why every day they offer one of over two dozen variations they make in-house. We received the potato tortillas with herb butter. I have to say, spreading butter on a tortilla is a uniquely American experience – but one other cultures should consider co-opting.

While looking over the menu I don’t know what came over me, maybe it was all the buttered tortilla or the house margarita.

Rather than ordering the reddest meat in sight I embraced the exotic, the peculiar. I ordered the chicken (with cheese). They say you eat with your eyes and if that’s true it’s a miracle I wasn’t shoving chicken into my corneas. I’ve never seen a plate of Tex-Mex look this good. The citrus-tequila sauce lent a creamy brightness to the pepper-stuffed bird. I wasn’t missing red meat at all. Or so I thought.

The judges are in and the verdict is simple: steak conquers all. Point to Christina for best dish of the night —charred and sweet, the Carne de Fuego just slightly edged out my entrée choice with its side of mashed sweet potato served in a hollowed out pepper. I mean, what was I thinking? Chicken? Maybe all this cheese is starting to sink into the decision making center of my brain.

Finally Christina and I ordered a metric butt load of chocolate cake. What we actually ordered was “a slice” but our server must have heard “as much chocolate cake as you can find” because the portion he brought out for us was inexplicable. Four people would have easily been satisfied sharing this dessert, even Christina, “Destroyer of Pastries,” was slowing down.

“Man, I’ve gotta stop!” she said with no intention to stop.

“Yeah, you really do,” I said as I snorted a line of parmesan off the table.

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HAPPY HOUR GUIDE The Arrogant Butcher

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2 E. Jefferson, #150, Phoenix Monday through Saturday, 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. $3 local brews; $4 well drinks, wine specials, specialty cocktails and beers

1534 E. Bethany Home Road, Phoenix Daily 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. to close $1 off draft beers; $2 off wine by the glass, $5 well drinks

Thursday, 9 p.m. to close Thursday Tap Takedown $1 off all drafts; $4 off growler refills

680 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe Daily 3 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.

Half off select beer and wine and $5 well drinks

3160 E. Camelback Road, Phoenix Daily, 2 p.m. to 6 p.m., all day on Mondays $4 well drinks, $2 off wine by the glass, $1 off beer

7210 E. 2nd Street, Scottsdale Daily, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. and 11 a.m. to close on Thursdays $1 Off all party starter appetizers, $1.50 PBRs, Domestic Pints $2.50, Premium Pints $3.50, $1 off shots, wines by glass and specialty drinks

1744 S. Val Vista Drive, Mesa Daily 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. $1 off bottled beer, domestic and specialty draft beer, $2 off select appetizers, $3 well and $4 house wine

4222 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale 20831 N. Scottsdale Road, Suite 117, Scottsdale Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. $3 domestic pints, $4 local pints, domestic aluminum bottles and premium well drinks, $5 house wines

3737 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. to 7 p.m.

Half off draft beer, well and call, all wine and margaritas

1760 W. Chandler Boulevard, Chandler Daily 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. $1 off all alcohol, but ask about daily specials. For example, Wednesday is $3 pints of craft beer all day!

6770 N. Sunrise Boulevard, #207, Glendale Varying daily specials Wednesdays, $3 flirtinis; Thursdays, $5 bombers; Fridays, half off bottles and buckets for groups of four or more.

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2531 S. Gilbert Road, Suite 101, Gilbert Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. to 7 p.m.; Sunday through Thursday, 10 p.m. to close Domestic Drafts $2 & $3.50, Premium Drafts, $3.75 & $5, Domestic bottles $2.75, Import & Premium Bottles $3.75, $4.50/ glass house wine, $2.75 well, $5 house drinks & $4.75 moonshines

1633 S. Stapley Drive, Mesa Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. and all day on Saturday and Sunday Discounts on local craft beers and signature cocktails and $2 smokehouse brews

Lucky Strike Bowling

50 W. Jefferson Street, #240, Phoenix Daily 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. $2 domestic drafts, $3 craft/import drafts and well drinks, $4 premium cocktails, house wine and food specials

SOL Cocina

15323 N. Scottsdale Road, Suite 195, Scottsdale Daily 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. $3 wine by the glass, $3.50 bottled beer, $5.50 well drinks and SOL House Margarita, $6.50 Skinny Margarita and tequila tastings for $7.50 or $12

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4175 N. Goldwater Boulevard, Scottsdale Daily 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. $3 beers, $4 well drinks, $5 wines and $6 cocktails

715 S. McClintock Drive, Tempe Daily 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. $1 off all alcohol

4925 N. 40th Street, Phoenix 15024 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. and all day Sunday $4 glasses of house wine, sangria and beers; $16 bottle/pitcher of house wine or sangria

111 E. Camelback Road, Phoenix Daily 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. $5 cocktails, half off bottles and cans of beer and wines by the glass

5009 E. Washington Street, #115, Phoenix Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. $2 off draft beer and Saloon Snacks, $3 domestic bottles, $4 well drinks and $5 house wine with complimentary tenderloin sliders

Fogon- A Mexican Eatery

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Frasher’s Steakhouse

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14 E. Pierce Street, Phoenix Daily 3 p.m. to close $5 small pitchers of craft beers, glass of wine and specialty cocktails

2922 N. Hayden Road, Scottsdale Tuesday through Sunday 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. $5 featured cocktails, wines by the glass and beer

2000 E. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe Daily 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. to close $4 domestic beer, house margarita and well drinks; $4.50 craft beer and featured red and white wines

7295 E. Stetson Drive, Scottsdale Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. $5 small plates and The Drink Exchange-prices vary based on supply and demand

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FOOD EVENTS

CALENDAR Zappone’s Italian Bistro Free Wine Tasting DECEMBER 6 When the word “free” is in the title, and it just so happens to be next to “wine,” you know the event is already off to a great start. To say thank you for the last two years, the Italian restaurant is celebrating with their second annual free wine tasting with live music.

Zappone’s Italian Bistro 1652 N. Higley Road, Suite 103, Gilbert, 480.218.2338, zapponesbistro.com, 3 p.m., free

Nights of Passage DECEMBER 12 At this event you will have the

opportunity to hear the history of making the sensational Glenlivet Scotch. This malt whiskey was created over 200 years ago and comes from land with some of the harshest weather conditions, be sure to stop in to hear how this effected the creation of the whiskey.

BevMo, 7129 E. Shea Boulevard, Scottsdale, 480.607.5523, bevmo.com, 6 p.m., free

My Wine Cellar DECEMBER 13 Locally owned wine bars will be hosting a wine tasting to let guests try fantastic wines from five different distributors. Sniff, swirl, sip and find your new favorite wine for the holidays. After the event there will

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MWC Bistro Gilbert, 1422 W. Warner Road, 480,497,1422, mwcbistro.com, 12 p.m., $20-$25

Baking With Quinoa Classes for Christmas DECEMBER 14 You will not only enjoy learning how to make two desserts that are gluten-free, but you will leave the class with two desserts that are ready to freeze or bake. Cross one more thing off your list!

Pointe Hilton Squaw Peak Resort, 7677 N. 16th Street, 602.997.2626, quinoaestabakery.com, 3 p.m., $55

Farm To Fork DECEMBER 30 This culinary experience allows Valley residents to taste the freshness of locally-sourced food. There are many who partner for the event to bring some of the best and freshest food around, including the Arizona Farm Bureau and the Arizona Wine Growers Association.

Arizona State Fairgrounds, 1826 W. McDowell Road, Phoenix, 602.258.8568, anls.org, 12:15 p.m., $25-$30

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Truly great holiday beers to tempt your palate Chuck Noll » The Entertainer!

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elieve it or not, the holiday season is once again upon us. We’ve had our share of great summer beers and just finished up enjoying the wonderful Oktoberfest, pumpkin and the other fuller-bodied autumn beers.

Now comes winter. No matter how much we enjoy all the other beers, there is something about the winter season that brings out the best in beer.

Throughout history, celebratory events have called for beer. Whether it’s St. Patrick’s Day, Cinco de Mayo, or the aforementioned Oktoberfest, beer and similar beverages have been at the forefront. Since the holiday season is a time for celebration, it only makes sense that special beers arise to help us enjoy the season.

Perhaps the most common style of winter beer is the “Winter Warmer.” This term comes from the British brewing tradition of producing a winter beer that was stronger and fuller flavored than their regular beer. Because the English serve their ales at cellar temperatures, rather than ice cold, they actually do serve to warm-up a chilled consumer.

This style has evolved and most people assign the term to any darker winter seasonal. Many brewers have taken to adding spices to their winter beers.

Flavors derived from cinnamon, nutmeg, and even spruce tips all serve to make the

beers to try: SanTan Sex Panther, Grand Canyon Winter Bourbon Barrel, Port Santa’s Little Helper, The Bruery 7 Swans a Swimming, Ska Euphoria, Lost Coast Winterbraun, Big Sky Powder Hound, Thunder Canyon Ornament Ale, Left

Regardless of what style you like, the holiday season has something for you. flavor richer and add even more to the seasonality of the beer.

But Winter Warmers are not the only style available. Some brewers go the other route and make a hoppy beer; others look at stronger variations of wheat beer. Regardless of what style you like, the holiday season has something for you. Some great

Hand Fade to Black and a trio of beers simply named Christmas from Bell’s, Abita and Breckenridge.

Keep an eye out for some of these special seasonal beers this season at local retailers and breweries. No matter what holiday you celebrate, make sure you do it with beer.

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GREAT BEER PAIRINGS:

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Forget about wine pairings! We hail the hop.

We’re all about pairing our favorite craft brews with delicious dishes from Valley restaurants Dominique Del Grosso » The Entertainer!

PIG OUT ON THIS BREW AND PORK BELLY PAIRING FROM PIG & PICKLE IN SCOTTSDALE! “I chose to pair Rough Draft Brewery’s ‘Hop Therapy’ double IPA with our pork belly. The Pig & Pickle pork belly dish is plated with spiced pumpkin puree, mache (a leafy green), bourbon barrel aged maple syrup and roasted pecans. ‘Hop Therapy’ is a heavily-hopped beer with a touch of sweetness. When pairing an IPA there are three basic flavor hooks: bitterness, hops (herbal, earthy and citrus), and caramel. The bitterness amps up the salty and fatty belly meat.

The hops complement the spices of the puree, the earthy mache and the roasted nuts. The caramel characteristics latch onto the sweeter bourbon maple syrup, thus making these two a great pair.” — Clayton MacGregor, part owner

Pig & Pickle

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Premier Beer

The latest local craft brews to tickle taste buds.

The Huss Brewing Rice Pudding Porter

is a winter beer that’ll put Christmas cheer on your face and hair on your chest. A spiced porter with vanilla beans, brown rice syrup, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves, it has a smooth finish at 5% ABV.

Grand Canyon Winter Bourbon Barrel is a classic bock style that uses Pilsner malt that’s smoked with locally-obtained Alligator & Shaggy bark juniper wood, then aged in the fermenter with toasted Oak. It’s super smooth at 6.75% ABV.

Sun Up Trooper IPA

is a customer favorite with strong, hoppy flavors. The IPA is full of flavor and aroma from Simcoe hops, yet very smooth and easy to drink. Pair this 6.2% ABV IPA with spicy dishes to calm the palate and make flavors explode.

College Street Brother Dewey’s Date Night

is the 2014 GABF Bronze Medal award-winning Winter-Warmer style ale brewed with dark Belgian candy sugar, Arizona organic dates and local honey, spiced with coriander and nutmeg. This Winter-Warmer is sure to keep you warm on cold winter nights as well as making your holiday season that much merrier at 8.1% ABV.

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BeerFinder DIRECTORY

Where to find the best craft beer bars in town

Business Name

Street

City

Mellow Mushroom Pizza

2490 W. Happy Valley Road, 5350 E. High Street, 740 S. Mill Avenue

Locations throughout the Valley

Incredible Pizza and amazing beer make Mellow the place to go for a craft beer experience.

Papago Brewing Company

7107 E. McDowell Road

Scottsdale

The granddaddy of Arizona beer bars, there is something for every beer lover at Papago.

Boulders on Broadway

530 W. Broadway Road

Tempe

Boulders has the appeal of a neighborhood bar with a beer list that’ll make your eyes pop.

Hungry Monk

1760 W. Chandler Boulevard

Chandler

Whether you want great wings or great beer, Hungry Monk’s selection is tough to beat.

Harvey American Public House

1524 E. Williamsfield Road

Gilbert

First class food and first class beer, all set away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

OHSO Brewery

4900 E. Indian School Road, 15681 N. Hayden Road

Locations in Phoenix and Scottsdale

With a small nano brewery and a focus on everything local, both OHSO locations require your presence.

Angel’s Trumpet Ale House

810 N. Second Street

Phoenix

Bringing great beer to Downtown Phoenix, Angel’s Trumpet always has something unique on tap.

Spokes on Southern

1470 E. Southern Avenue

Tempe

A comfortable bike-themed grill with 24 draft handles and food made from scratch.

Culinary Dropout

5640 N. Seventh Street, 7135 E. Camelback Road

Locations in Phoenix and Scottsdale

Located at The Yard, Culinary Dropout has everything you look for in a great restaurant experience, especially great beer.

Dierks Bentley’s Whiskey Row

4420 N. Saddlebag Trail

Scottsdale

Dierks Bentley has been known to kick back with a craft beer or two, and so can you at his digs.

Garage Wine and Tap

1534 E. Bethany Home Road

Phoenix

With a small selection of great beers and a reputation for outstanding food, Garage should be on your list.

Thirsty Lion

2000 E. Rio Salado Parkway

Tempe

Plenty of great taps and plenty of room to hang out, let someone else do the shopping at Tempe Marketplace.

Copper Blues/Stand Up Live

50 W. Jefferson Street

Phoenix

Have a beer and a meal at Copper Blues before the standup show. You won’t even worry if it’s sold out.

HandleBar and Grill

680 S. Mill Avenue

Tempe

Based on a Belgian bicycle bar, a large patio and community tables add to the appeal of this Tempe hotspot.

Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers

4222 N. Scottsdale Road, 20831 N. Scottsdale Road

Scottsdale

Do we need to say more? The name spells out everything you need to know.

The Attic

4247 E. Indian School Road

Phoenix

Great burgers and there’s always something special on tap. Keep an eye out for one of their many special events.

World of Beer

526 S. Mill Avenue, 2224 E. Williamsfield Road

Locations in Tempe and Gilbert

Let these fine folks take you around the world with over 50 taps and 400 bottles. You are bound to find your favorite beer.

Flanny’s Bar and Grill

1805 E. Elliot Road

Tempe

Home of the Third Thursday Tap Takevoer. The rest of the month is pretty good, too.

Phoenix Public Market Café

14 E. Pierce Street

Phoenix

The Phoenix Public Market Café is a casual urban hangout offering breakfast, lunch, dinner and great beer.

Main Ingredient Ale House

2337 N. Seventh Street

Phoenix

A charming old home is the location for this Coronado neighborhood hangout spot.

Pig and Pickle

2922 N. Hayden Road

Scottsdale

A gastropub in every sense of the word, pair your dinner with one of their many fine beers.

House of Brews Sports Bar

825 S. Cooper Road

Gilbert

Is it a sports bar or a craft beer bar? It’s both!

Tempe Improv

930 E. University Drive

Tempe

Great comedy and great beer. Nobody needs to explain this one to us.

Union Barrel House

3636 N. Scottsdale Road

Scottsdale

Look for a changing selection of taps along with great food.

Ground Control

4860 N. Litchfield Road

Litchfield Park

Fresh roasted coffee and an ever-changing selection of good beer, including a fantastic import selection, make this one of the top spots in the West Valley.

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BEERTENDERS

Bartenders who really know their beer

JONATHAN ALLEN

Bartender at Rehab Burger Therapy Breanne DeMore » The Entertainer!

G

rowing up with a dad who owned a bar in Detroit couldn’t have been too difficult for Jonathan Allen, but it definitely taught him a thing or two about beer.

“It’s been in our blood—literally— and our hearts for a long time!”

So we stopped by Rehab Burger, where he bartends, to chat with him about craft brews and what suds his taste buds love.

What makes craft beer so special?

It’s a very personal experience for people— for both the consumer and the brewer.

They can make such small batches and really personalize them and experiment and I think that really appeals to people.

Plus, craft beer has allowed some of the

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little guys to tap into what used to be a very corporate business, and they’re having success! I always like that.

What are your personal beer preferences?

I like pilsners. Something light, not fruity, but I also love a Guinness. It’s tough to beat a Hefeweizen on a hot day.

Why is Rehab Burger such a great place to enjoy craft beer?

We don’t have many of them, but we support local and have something for everyone. Plus, the crew here is a family.

I love this place. I left a corporate job to come back to bartending for this place and I couldn’t be happier! The patio is great and dog friendly. This place is just chill.

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Beer Over Here

Drink up at any of these Valley beer events this month Megan Stalbaum » The Entertainer!

With autumn and winter brews coming at us left and right, we have a dilemma—which beers should we drink first? Luckily these local Valley brewhouses, tap rooms and festivals can tell us which brews to sip so we can save our brainpower for more important things. (Just kidding. What’s more important than beer?)

Divine Dessert and Craft Beer Pairing

DECEMBER 5 Remember when your parents told you to eat your meal first, then you can have dessert? Ditch that rule!

At the Divine Dessert and Craft Beer Pairing you can have dessert first! Pair them with decadent desserts and you have a meal worth eating. Old Town Glendale has you covered. They will be serving four specialty beers along with mouthwatering desserts. This event may just be too good to be true!

Old Town Glendale, 5745 W. Glendale Avenue, Glendale, 626.991.3638, az.crescentcrown. com, 5 p.m.

Fat Holiday Cheer

DECEMBER 6 What is a holiday without good company, good food and ice cold Shiner Holiday Cheer? Fat Willy’s in Mesa is getting into the holiday spirit with the Shiner brew to end all other holiday

beers. Bring your friends and hang out in the newly-renovated interior or if you want to enjoy the weather, hang out on the patio. Either way you are sure to have a good time. You may just walk away with some goodies!

Fat Willy’s, 1762 S. Greenfield Road, Mesa, 480.892.2844, az.crescentcrown.com, 2 p.m.

March of Dimes Dart Tournament

DECEMBER 6 TV’s, comfortable seating, pool tables, food, drinks and of course darts! Come cheer on your fellow dart players as they get down to business. If you have never seen or been a part of a dart tournament, then this is your chance to go. Grab a Coors Light, meet the Coors Light Girls, have fun and know you are helping out a great cause—the March of Dimes!

Cheers Tavern, 5915 W. Bell Road, Glendale, 602.938.0104, az.crescentcrown.com, 2 p.m.

Rawhide Holiday Beer and Wine Festival

DECEMBER 6 Hey, ya’ll! Get your cowboy boots on and head on over to Rawhide for the Rawhide Holiday Beer and Wine Festival. This Western town is ready for the holidays. Arts and crafts vendors will be there, so you can do some holiday shopping. If you get hungry grab a bite to eat at the food trucks. There will be live entertainment along with some of the best local and national beer suppliers.

They will have 15 different craft beers for sampling, so trot your way down to Rawhide for some fun and don’t forget to snag a goodie bag on your way out!

Rawhide, 5700 W. North Loop Road, Chandler, rawhide.com, 12 p.m.

FestivALE Craft Beer Festival

DECEMBER 6 Join Icehouse as they raise funds for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation with— what else?—beer! Sample seasonal offerings with representatives from each brewery teaching you about the brew and how it’s made. Plus, hors d’oeuvres pairings keep it classy.

Icehouse, 429 W. Jackson Street, Phoenix, azfestivale.com, 6 p.m. to 11 p.m.

Holiday Craft Beer Sampling

DECEMBER 8 Join the World of Beer staff at the WOB Employee Appreciation Party.

Even if you don’t know a WOB employee, you’ll want to as you sample craft brands alongside them. Get into the holiday spirit with excess samples and the warm fuzzies that follow.

World of Beer, 526 S. Mill Avenue, Suite 101, Tempe, worldofbeer.com, 7 p.m. to 8 p.m.

Shiner Bock Xmas Celebration

DECEMBER 19 Santa Claus is coming to town and he’s bringing some ice cold Shiner Bock—now on tap at The Reef in Chandler! Celebrate the season at this customer appreciation night with giveaways, games and of course, free samples of the goods.

The Reef, 393 W. Warner Road, Chandler, az.crescentcrown.com, 8 p.m. to 10 p.m.

Football, Beer and Holiday Cheer DECEMBER 21 Does the season have you feeling especially thirsty? Put down the heavy beers and reach right for the Corona, perfect for these sunny winter days. Make the season bright with Corona giveaways from 2 p.m. to 3 p.m. and watch the game on Loco Patron’s many flat screens.

Loco Patron, 1327 E. Chandler Boulevard, Suite 108, locopatron. com, 2 p.m. to 3 p.m.

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Three Cheers for

NEW BEERS Poor Chuck Noll. He taste tests new beers on the market so you don’t have to. Thanks for your sacrifice, Chuck!

SOUL STYLE IPA Green Flash Brewing Co., California

Green Flash Brewing Co.’s brewers let the creative juices flow, creating huge and complex double and triple IPAs at the pinnacle of craft beer enlightenment.

Soul Style is their effortless and pure manifestation of the Single IPA. Citra, Simcoe and Cascade hops are layered, allowing bright tropical waves of flavorful citrus and floral notes to break gently on the palate. Get stoked on a laid back single.

BEER GEAR

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Opena, the Bottle Opener iPhone case There are few things more frustrating than grabbing your favorite craft brew, perfectly chilled and just waiting for you to taste its utterly ideal blend of barley and hops, only to realize you are opener-less. Luckily, thanks to two pretty brilliant Australian gentlemen, that horrifying situation now belongs in the past. Introducing the Opena (pronounced opener, but with an Aussie accent), the bottle opening iPhone case. Available in black or white and for iPhone 4 and 4s, 5 and 5, and even the new 6, this strong and sleek case is the perfect gadget for holiday parties, football Sundays or really, everyday life for all of you beer aficionados. Available at openacase.com.

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THE BEST CASINO EVENTS

IN DECEMBER Patti LaBelle

Bob Newhart

DECEMBER 5 After recording his first album in 1960, Bob Newhart became well known for his seemingly shy, deadpan delivery.

Newhart parted ways early with his own sitcom to guest-host on others as well as focus on his character acting. Starring in blockbusters such as “Hell is for Heroes,” “Cold Turkey” and “Catch 22,” he easily earned a name for himself. Newhart gained a new generation of adoring fans as the mild-mannered, sweet Papa Elf in Will Ferrell’s 2003 comedy “Elf” and in the 2011 comedy “Horrible Bosses.”

Wild Horse Pass Casino, 5040 W. Wild Horse Pass Boulevard, Chandler, 520.796.7777, wingilariver.com/wild-horse-pass

DECEMBER 6 Calling Patti LaBelle an accomplished singer is an understatement. She has been inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame, the Hollywood Walk of Fame, the Apollo Hall of Fame and the Songwriters’ Hall of Fame. The World Music Awards presented her with the honorable Legend Award in 2005 and she is graced with nicknames that include “Godmother of Soul,” the “High Priestess of Good Vibrations” and the “Queen of Rock ‘n Soul.” Do you get the point or should we keep going?

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Three Dog Night

DECEMBER 12 Forming in 1968 in Los Angeles, Three Dog Night has stuck around through many decades in American rock. Although their success can be seen in the longevity, one of their biggest accomplishments has to be recording 21 consecutive “Billboard Top 40 Hits” between 1969 and 1975.

Writing just a few of their own songs on each album, Three Dog Night also became known for their hit covers including Randy Newman’s “Mama Told Me Not to Come,” Hoyt Axton’s

“Joy to the World” and Elton John’s “Your Song.”

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The Showroom at Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E. Indian Bend Road, Scottsdale, 480.850.7777, talkingstickresort.com

Bret Michaels Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers

DECEMBER 26 THROUGH 27 Adoringly referred to as “RCPM” by their loyal fans, this local band is known for their ability to seamlessly cross genres. From alternative rock to reggae and mariachi, these guys have incorporated all of these influences into their much-loved music. The band rose to national fame in the ‘90s as The Refreshments with their hit “Banditos,” and wrote the theme song to the popular animated series, “King of the Hill.” In the early 2000s, a lineup shift occurred and the band decided to set out under the moniker of their front man, Roger Clyne.

DECEMBER 27 While these days he’s famous for a lot of things (his cowboy hat, his turn on the reality TV circuit and his solo career) Michaels got his start as lead singer of the glam rock band Poison.

Hitting it big in 1987 with their hit “Talk Dirty To Me,” Michaels and the rest of Poison quickly followed that up with “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” which became known as the quintessential rock power ballad.

Today, Michaels is working on his solo career, but don’t worry Poison fans, we hear he still plays “Rose” at all of his shows.

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CASINO ENTERTAINMENT

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The Tommy Ash Band

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DECEMBER 27

DECEMBER 19

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Shining Star

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Na Leo Kupono

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DECEMBER 10

The AzTex Band

The Tommy Ash Band

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The JJ’s

Bandstand Shows

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The Tommy Ash Band

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Blue October

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Western Fusion Trio

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ZGF Band

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Three Dog Night

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J White

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DECEMBER 25

Born Jovi-Bon Jovi Tribute Pyromania- Def Leppard Tribute Act

Western Fusion

Motown Holiday Party

DECEMBER 6

Harrah’s Ak-Chin Casino, harrahakchin.com

David Nail Vikki Carr

Casino Arizona, casinoarizona.com

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Patti Labelle

Jerry Riopelle

The Troubadour ExperienceGeorge Strait Tribute

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DECEMBER 7 Motown Holiday Party

Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino, wingilariver.com

Talking Stick Resort, talkingstickresort.com

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DECEMBER 9

Showstoppers Live! Holiday Spectacular

The AzTex Band

Walkens Trio

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DECEMBER 29 Laura Walsh

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Cold Shott

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DECEMBER 31 The Tommy Ash Band

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Grooveline

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The Whip Its

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New Year’s Eve 2014 with Powerdrive Paperback Writer: Tribute to The Beatles

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New Year’s Eve 2014 at Talking Stick Resort (Soul Man Sam Moore and Boogie Knights)

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Showstoppers Live! Holiday Spectacular Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino, wingilariver.com

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Bob Newhart

Georgia Chrome

Bret Michaels

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Pyromania-Def Leppard Tribute Act

The Tommy Ash Band

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Showstoppers Live! Holiday Spectacular

DECEMBER 2 Casino Arizona, casinoarizona.com

Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers

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Harrah’s Ak-Chin Casino, harrahakchin.com

Highroller Tip Humans love their routine. Coffee in the morning, laundry on Sundays and the slots at the casino, right? WRONG. The cold, hard truth is that slots have the worst odds in the casino. Oftentimes the house edge is 10 percent or more. However, table games have much better odds. For example, in Blackjack, the house edge is just one percent in most casinos. We understand slots are easy, fun and relaxing. But the truth is, they are eating your money!

Take a small step out of your comfort zone the next time you head to the casino and try your hand at a table game.

They might be more challenging, but you might have some laughs, make some friends and win big in the mean time!

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SOUTHERN STATE OF MIND Aaron Lewis brings southern sensibilities to the north

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ock-turned-country singer Aaron Lewis says being from Massachusetts doesn’t exactly mean he’s not a “redneck.”

“Your family does not have to have owned slaves to be considered redneck,” says Lewis, who also fronts the band Staind.

Lewis, who plays a free show at The Lounge at Harrah’s Ak-Chin Casino on Saturday, December 27 for the venue’s 20th anniversary, spoke to The Entertainer! about his new songs, the state of country radio and how he gets away from it all.

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The Entertainer!: Have you been writing new material and can we expect to hear the songs at your show?

Lewis: I’ve got six or seven songs in the bag and ready to go. I just haven’t gone to record them yet. I’m sure there are versions of them on YouTube.

In what direction are you going?

More very traditionally-based country. I have a song called “That Ain’t Country” about the state of country radio these days. I have another song called “Sinner.” Another one called “Mama.” They’re all out on the Internet. I play them before I record them just to make sure they’re worth recording.

You mentioned the state of country radio. It must be a tough battle to get your songs on the radio considering most songs these days lean toward pop.

The first verse of the song is “What a sad state of affairs I’m in/Because I’m trying to compete where I just don’t fit in/Because the country if you call it that from off the row/It ain’t country trust me because I’m old enough to know. That ain’t country.”

We’re barking up the same tree, darlin’.

Aaron Lewis

The Lounge at Harrah’s AkChin Casino, 15406 Maricopa Road, Maricopa, 480.802.5000, harrahsakchin.com/shows, Saturday, December 7, 8 p.m., free

What do you have planned for 2015?

I’m going to start recording in December coming up and get the first single out as soon as radio unfreezes after the holidays.

I’m going to put the record out the beginning of the summer.

You had to postpone this interview a couple times because you were hunting. How did it go?

I didn’t kill anything. But it was good.

It gave me time to disconnect from everything. Being up in the tree is always valuable whether there’s a kill or not.

Are you able to fully get away from everything up there, or no?

I’ve accidentally written trees in a tree stand, for sure. What was it? “75”? I believe the majority of the song “75” came up in a tree stand. The songs always come

at the most inopportune time, for sure.

Most of the time when I’m driving. I’ll be two or three hours into my drive—when my brain has gone through all the current stuff it’s gone through and it’s on cruise control—and songs start rattling around in my head like you wouldn’t believe. They all come and go because I’m never prepared.

Do you ever try to work on those songs later?

No. I just enjoy it while it’s going

through my head and forget about it. I’m constantly surprising myself though. I’ll think, “That was a good chorus.” Then I try to remember what it was and I forgot it. I’ve even tried to go straight into the house after a drive and go straight to a guitar and try to bring it back. It just doesn’t work that way at all.

Do you know who’s producing your album? I’m looking forward to seeing

what they offer, or are your songs mostly written by the time you get to the studio?

I usually have stuff written before I go into the studio and I usually don’t do well or want any sort of input from anybody else.

It’s my creativity. It’s my final product.

I don’t need it. I don’t need the help. It would be one thing if I needed the help, then I would gladly take it. I haven’t had a problem writing all the songs I’ve written over the years all by myself.

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Take a Stroll with Niccole and feed your outdoor soul. Niccole Radhe is a Tucson resident who has been exploring Arizona for over 10 years, finding the best outdoor recreation and encouraging active and adventurous lifestyles.

THIS MONTH’S HIKE: Montezuma’s Castle National Park Difficulty rating: Easy Distance: .33 miles

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etween Flagstaff and Phoenix lies a special attraction that is a must-see for any tourist or resident of our fine state. Over 600 years ago Arizona was inhabited by the Sinagua people who left incredible ruins and artifacts behind and the beautiful Montezuma’s Castle is just one of these amazing pieces of our history.

This towering high-rise, 20-room home is tucked away into the limestone, resting above the flood plain from Beaver Creek and rising more than five stories high. In the 1930’s, Montezuma’s castle was a prime destination for motorized tourists from all over the world.

Interestingly, at the time people were allowed to climb inside and explore the castle by using ladders. Today the castle is closed to the public for inside touring, however, even seeing it from the visitor’s path is exciting and memorable.

The sycamore trees line the shaded pathway and during the fall the leaves change color and softly drift to the forest floor with the winds. This is a great place to spend a few hours, and it has a gift shop full of Arizona goodies and great books with a friendly and knowledgeable staff to help out. The castle is located just a short distance from the I-17, take exit 289 for Montezuma’s Castle Highway. Montezuma’s well is also a great attraction to pair with the trip, entrance to this park is free and both are located in Camp Verde. Get out and take a trek this winter!

Follow Niccole on Facebook at “Take a Stroll with Niccole” to check out other outdoor excursions or email Niccole at takeastrollwithniccole@gmail.com.

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IT’S BLACK AND WHITE Understanding the game from a referee’s point of view COURTESY NFL

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ith so much football activity happening here in the Valley in the coming months, The Entertainer! jumped at the chance to chat with Alberto “Al” Riveron. As the NFL’s first Hispanic official, Riveron spent nine seasons on the professional field from 2004 to 2012.

After earning the respect of players, coaches and the NFL, Riveron was promoted to Senior Director of Officiating in early 2013. Now the second in command, Riveron’s duties include assignment and evaluation of individual officials and crews and the development of proper on-field officiating practices for rule changes.

The Entertainer!: Can you explain how you got started officiating?

Riveron: About 35 years ago, a friend of a friend invited me to an officiating clinic.

I had just finished playing high school football and I just thought it would be a great idea. Long story short, here I am today talking to you.

You must have been a football fan growing up. Can you explain how referees remain unbiased towards teams or even players?

When we’re out on the field, it’s the blue team playing the red team (because we call them by their colors) and we are concentrating on doing our job. To us, it’s not Peyton Manning or Tom Brady out there throwing the ball, it’s the quarterback, and we’re just focusing on doing out job.

Most officials have typical jobs during the week. What did you do prior to getting your full-time promotion?

I am an educator by trade and I have been in sales for the past 20 years.

What was it like to be on TV, in the center of all of this hyped action every weekend, and then walk into work on Monday morning like the rest of us?

You know, it’s just a rush. You have 70,000 fans [cheering], 22 of the world’s best athletes on the field and maybe another 10 to 20 million people watching, but when you’re out there on the field, the cameras don’t matter. You’re there doing your job.

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when I was talking to a football-loving client though.

In your opinion, what makes a good official?

You have to be able to put everything aside. You have to be disciplined. Most people think that when we’re flying to Philadelphia for a game, we’re flying in the night before, going out for wings with our buddies and then sleeping in until the game the next day. That couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s typically 30 to 35 hours of preparation in officiating calls, game films and tests, in addition to the full time job many of us have. Sunday, much like for the players as well, is just a culmination of the preparation we’ve done all week.

What sort of training or testing is required to make it to be an NFL official?

It typically takes 20 to 25 years to make it to the NFL. It starts with working for little league football and then moving to high school and then, if you’re lucky, you move to college. And then, if you’ve hit the jackpot and you’ve caught the eye of a great supervisor, you get to go to the NFL. To give you an idea, there are about 10,000 officials at the college level. We only have 119 officials in the NFL. When you’re watching a game, those officials are running to keep up with the players. Can you explain what is required of officials as far as fitness?

I can eat a lot more sitting at a desk, I’ll tell you that! We put our officials through a rigorous physical every year, a stress test and an eye test. We want them to take care of themselves and this encourages

them to check in every year and see how they are doing health-wise.

What did it mean to you to be the NFL’s first Hispanic referee?

It was awesome! My kids will kill me for saying “neat,” but it really was a neat experience. It’s an honor. Of course the coaches and players didn’t care once we were on the field, but it really is an honor and I think it meant a lot for my community and for the Hispanic community as a whole.

It shows that we’re here and we’re really becoming part of the football culture.

What about football do you love so much?

I think the real question is what don’t I love? I’m the luckiest guy in the world— I get to watch football for a living.

Obviously it’s a lot more than that, but I truly love all of it.

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Dear Louie, My girlfriend is always trying to change me.

I’m really fat and she wants me to lose weight.

She also nags me to go back to school, get a job, work out with her at the gym, stop smoking, stop doing drugs and eat healthier. While I realize those are all worthy goals, I admit that at 35 years old, I am just not motivated to change much. We were going to get married and have kids, but now she’s miserable about my attitude and not sure. Am I wrong for not wanting to meet her halfway on this?

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Dear Lazy Boy, Youse sound like a high-cholesterol, low ambition, donuteatin’, chain smokin’, freakin’ loser. But I mean that in a nice way. Below-average folks with miserable lives can use guys like you to make them feel better by comparison. So, in essence, just by being a mammal, you perform a valuable service to the community. High five.

Now, having said that, no matter how much they love you down at the trailer park, you know you ain’t no modernday dreamboat, right? In fact, I’d recommend that you don’t attempt to breed a new litter of offspring just yet. There’s no tellin’ what kind of lint-sucking, banjo-playing, three-toed moron might be the end product of your genetic JELL-O. At this point, my advice goes out to your girlfriend: Honey, never try to teach a pig to sing. It sounds like crap, and it annoys the freakin’ pig. He named himself after a chair that goes backward! Do the right thing and move forward. Find someone more like you instead of someone that you feel the need to change. You and the pig will both be happier.

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THE BRUMBIES SPORTS EVENTS ARE COMING! DECEMBER’S BIGGEST

Phoenix Suns vs. Indiana Pacers DECEMBER 2

They’ve given us a great season, so join our favorite men’s basketball team and everyone’s favorite gorilla for their last regular game of the year as they take on the Indiana Pacers.

U.S. Airways Center, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2000, nba.com/suns, 7 p.m., prices vary

Arizona Coyotes vs. LA Kings DECEMBER 4

It’s cooling down outside, so it’s time to enjoy the true winter sports. The Arizona Coyotes will defend their turf against the L.A. Kings. Drink hot chocolate, eat nachos and watch some of the best athletes in the league.

Gila River Arena, 9400 W. Maryland Avenue, Glendale, 623.772.3200, 7 p.m., prices vary

Arizona Cardinals vs. Kansas City Chiefs DECEMBER 7

Head over to the University of Phoenix Stadium to watch the Cardinals slaughter the Chiefs. We wait all year for football to start and we wait even longer to support a winning team, now is the time but the season is soon to be over. It’s never too late to jump on the bandwagon!

University of Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, Glendale, 623.433.7101, azcardinals.com, 2:05 p.m., prices vary

UFC Fight Night DECEMBER 13

Junior Dos Santo, ranked number two, will take on Stipe Miocic, ranked fifth, in what is sure to be an epic battle.

Most will root for the underdog, but these two heavyweights are ranked so closely they are sure to put up a great fight. Watch it live and in the flesh in Phoenix!

US Airways Center, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, ufc.com, 5 p.m., prices vary

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Harvard DECEMBER 28

Everyone knows Arizona State University is the Harvard of the Southwest—or maybe just the Harvard of partying. Come help the men’s basketball team cheer on ASU as they take on the actual Harvard.

They make be book smart be we are court smart.

Wells Fargo Arena, 600 E. Veterans Way, Tempe, 480.965.3482, thesundevils.com, 12 p.m., prices vary

Fiesta Bowl DECEMBER 31

Arizona is lucky enough to host one of the most anticipated bowl games of college football. The teams have yet to be announced at time of writing, but whoever they are, it is surely one of the most anticipated bowl games for college football this season.

University of Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, Glendale, fiestabowl.org, 623.433.7101, 3 p.m.

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Famous Australian rugby team brings sport to ASU

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he famous Rugby team from Australia, The Brumbies, is setting up an academy at ASU—a development that should make the Valley a focal point for the sport in the United States. It’s been compared to the New York Yankees setting up a minor-league baseball team in the Phoenix area.

The key person in attracting the Brumbies has been ASU rugby coach Gary Lane. We talked to him about how this all came about.

The Entertainer!: Who are the Brumbies?

Lane: The Brumbies are a Super 16 Rugby Team. The Super 16 is a competition that spans three nations: Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. I’d really equate it to the NFL of rugby in the Southern Hemisphere. They are an organization that brings in the best players in their region.

They play in a 16-team championship over about 20 weeks. There are four teams from South Africa, four from Australia and four from New Zealand.

Are the Brumbies players going to be here or is it a matter of the academy being run by the Brumbies?

It’s run by the Brumbies’ coaching staff.

They were here recently. To run a combine of athletes to see what talent was interested in joining the academy. Brumbies’

players are always welcome. Whether they want to train here remains to be seen.

Certainly, there is an open invitation for our players to train down there at their facilities. Here, it’s an 11-month academy.

The players get one month off and then they’ll be back at it.

So anyone from the United States who wants to learn to be a better rugby player can come here?

That’s correct. They have to be qualified athletes. We don’t want to waste anybody’s time. The athlete who is interested will have to go through some testing. And there is a monthly fee for the academy.

We are putting a substantial amount of resources in. And we want them to be better players.

What does this do for rugby at ASU? It exposes us on a completely different level. It puts us on an international level.

There will be players who come from high school and will want to join the academy. We’re really pushing the high school football players who aren’t going to D-1 schools who are still good players.

We also want to promote the school.

It’s not just about American players. It’s worldwide. Rugby is a global sport. We see this as a pathway to introduce good athletes to that sport. ASU will benefit by having out-of-state students and international students joining our rugby program, which is a top-class program in itself.

To learn more about The Brumbies, visit brumbies.com.au

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BRUISED BEAUTIES Arizona Derby Dames get down, dirty and back up again

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hese chicks are the definition of badass. Bruises and sweat are common occurrences for the women of the Arizona Derby Dames roller derby league. The league was founded in 2004 and continues to be a tough women’s haven to this day. They pride themselves on the danger of injury and the wounds that they do get during their vicious, bloody bouts. With this year being the tenth anniversary of the league, the ladies are busier than ever and embracing every second.

Dolly Spartan and Rowdy Roulette of the Bombshells roller derby team spoke with College Times about what it takes to make it on a team, the worst injuries they can remember and what they’ve given up to give the derby their all.

The Entertainer!: What type of girl does it take to make it in the league?

RR: People with strong minds, definitely.

Someone with a strong heart. It’s a very taxing sport because of it being full-contact, but you end up being friends with the girl that nailed you on the track.

Somebody is going to rough you up one

What was your gnarliest injury?

RR: On May 18, 2011 I suffered [a] trimalleolar fracture, which means I literally shattered the bones in my ankle. It was three weeks before a national tournament and I didn’t get to play. It was pretty tough. They told me five to six months before I could be back on skates but I was back on my skates in 12 weeks.

minute and the next minute you’re going to be laughing with them. You can’t really take things too personally.

DS: I think anybody can do it. You just have to have a lot of dedication.

What sacrifices do you have to make to be a part of the league?

RR: Time commitment is number one.

People come in and they start, but then they quickly find out how much time we put into it. Roller derby is something that is here because we do all of the work. We don’t get paid to play.

DS: Time, work, family. It just kind of takes over! You need the time to do it, but it’s all worth it.

What advice would you give to a person who’s interested in joining?

RR: Be willing to work and to know that you’re going to fall and you have to get back up. That’s part of the game. We fall down and we get up and we learn from it.

DS: Don’t give up. I think a lot of people give up. The “Fresh Meat”[training team]

usually starts with about 50 girls and by the end of it there’s maybe six left.

What was your favorite bout? Why? RR: My favorite bout is the bout we just played Saturday night. It was our season opener, it was a more than sold out house, and our team went into the game playing against the team that went to championship last year. We knew that it was going to be really tough. We had girls get ejected but our team stayed remarkably strong.

We pulled together and embodied what a team is.

DS: I didn’t break anything, thank God. I fell on a nail and also fell really hard.

The nail went in my butt, so I have like an indention in my butt forever. I was bruised for months and it’s still there. One of the girls [in the AZDD] is a doctor and she said the fat was damaged so it’s forever going to be this hole in my butt.

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THE BEST FAMILY EVENTS

IN DECEMBER

Zoppé: Italian Family Circus

Outdoor Adventure Family Day

DECEMBER 26 THROUGH JANUARY 4 Everyone loves the circus, and every parent loves it more when it’s educational. The Zoppé Italian Family Circus honors the old-world Italian traditions.

A sixth-generation circus performer helps navigate the audience through the journey, captivating them with everything from acrobatics to beautiful horses.

DECEMBER 27 Winter in most places may mean snow and heavy jackets, but in Phoenix it means beautiful weather. At Adventure Day, families can enjoy a guided tour through the regional park, get survival tips from the Desert Search and Rescue team and enjoy vendors who will be in the park for the event.

Families are encouraged to pack a lunch and enjoy the great outdoors.

Benevilla’s Festival of Cheer

Frances Smith Cohen’s Snow Queen

Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Phoenix, 480.782.2680, chandlercenter.org, times vary, $15-$34

Mesa Arts Festival

MythBusters: Behind the Myths

DECEMBER 13 AND 14 This is an event too good to be true for parents. Enjoy a day of helping your kids become more cultured by exposing them to great art and music, get holiday shopping crossed off your list and enjoy time with your family.

DECEMBER 16 Science-filled and Emmy-nominated, MythBusters are taking to the stage to showcase some crazy experiments, debunk some myths, and guests even have a chance for audience participation.

If you’re a fan of the show then you’ll understand just how cool this show will be.

Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6627, mesaartscenter.com, 10 a.m., free

Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6627, mesaartscenter.com, 7:30 p.m., $37-$152

DECEMBER 13 This unique festival focuses on what is important about the holiday—tradition.

Celebrating cultures, families and holidays from around the world, there will be snow crafts, cultural exhibits, a village and kids zone, and of course, Santa Land!

Centennial Plaza Park, 8401 W. Monroe Street, Peoria, 623.584.4999 benevilla. org, 10 a.m., free

White Tank Mountain Regional Park, 20304 N. White Tank Mountain Road, Waddell, 623.935,2505, maricopa.gov, 8 a.m., $6

“Snow Queen” is another favorite holiday tradition. The modern dance ballet features the classic story from Hans Christian Anderson and music by Prokofiev. Your kids will be in awe of the beautiful costumes and skilled movement.

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HOLIDAYS AT THE PARKS

All of the Southern California theme parks are celebrating the holidays in grand style. With their own unique events, a visit to each is an experience that you will never forget.

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a shopping wonderland featuring dozens of artisans selling unique gifts. Highlights include artist demonstrations of chainsaw wood carving, pottery sculpting, and elegant glass blowing. When the sun sets, Ghost Town’s Main Street will be filled with thousands of sparkling lights dancing to the beat of familiar holiday music, while snow gently falls. Enjoy “A Christmas Carol” and “Gift of the Magi” performed on the historic Bird Cage Theatre stage. Snoopy, the Peanuts, and world class ice skaters will perform in a breathtaking new ice show called, “Merry Christmas, Snoopy!” Filled with whimsy and spectacular skating, Snoopy will enjoy all of the best parts of the season.

Knott’s Berry Farm, 8039 Beach Boulevard, Buena Park, 714.220.5200, knotts.com

festive, park-wide holiday decorations and take a photo with Grinch and his dog Max. Enjoy story time with Cindy Lou-Who, partake in cookie and ornament decorating at Universal Plaza, and stand beneath the 60-foot Grinchmas tree. Join the Whos as they sing and dance through Whoville during the Studio Tour Backlot Grinchmas Who-bilation.

Universal Studios Hollywood, 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, 1.800.UNIVERSAL, UniversalStuidosHollywood.com

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THROUGH JANUARY 6 Disneyland’s “A Christmas Fantasy Parade” brings holiday magic to Main Street, U.S.A.! Feel the joyous spirit of the season soar across the night sky during “Believe... In Holiday Magic,” a sensational show set to classic holiday songs above Sleeping Beauty’s Winter Castle, which is adorned with snow-capped turrets, sparkling icicles and 80,000 LED lights. Join homesick skippers on a journey packed with holiday cheer on the “The Jingle Cruise.” Enjoy favorites such as “Haunted Mansion Holiday” and

beautiful, seasonal updates to “It’s a Small World.” At Disney California Adventure, come along with a familiar friend from “Frozen” as “World of Color” receives a fun and festive makeover. Plus, enjoy a celebration of lively Latino holiday traditions and more!

Disneyland Resort, 1313 Disneyland Drive, Anaheim, 714.781.4636, disneyland.com

THROUGH JANUARY 11 Two million pounds of ice turns into larger than life hand carved colorful sculptures in the 14,000 square-foot igloo called “The Ice Kingdom,” located inside the Queen Mary’s Dome. Skate under the stars on the 6,000 squarefoot rink with a view of the ship. A holiday village offers gingerbread houses, carolers, Candy Lane, a visit with Santa, entertainment and more.

The Queen Mary, 1126 Queens Highway, Long Beach, 877.342.0738, queenmary.com

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THROUGH JANUARY 4 Ghost Town transforms into Knott’s Christmas Crafts Village,

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Meet Santa and his helpers and see a holiday show with music and dancing.

Crafts and treats will be available in the ‘Winter Wonderland” Mining Town area of the park. Experience one of the largest programmed light shows on the West Coast in DC Universe.

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THROUGH JANUARY 4 Celebrate Christmas with music and merriment! Shamu Stadium will transform into a winter wonderland with Christmas trees, decorations, and beautiful scenes on the 80-footwide LED screens. Shamu will be accompanied by a live singer and carolers spreading good cheer. Other holiday themed shows and a winter wonderland of snowmen, snowballs and family fun at Arctic Plaza will fill your day!

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he Marvel Experience, a technologically advanced interactive 4-D motion attraction, is ready to wow comic book fans at the Salt River Fields in Scottsdale.

This first person, action-filled attraction is the first of its kind and allows the audience to step into the world of Marvel and become part of the story.

The geniuses at Marvel have a lot in store for their interactive audience members. As a recruit for S.H.I.E.L.D., a spy and law enforcement agency in the Marvel Comic world, you will have the chance to work with the Hulk, Spider-Man,

Captain America and Iron Man. Starting the attraction with a “blast-off” motion ride, you will then enter the battle against the forces of Hydra joined by over 20 of Marvel’s mightiest heroes.

If you get wiped out after all of the 360-degree, totally immersive fighting against the Red Skull, MADOK and the army of Adaptoids, you can relax at the hero-themed diner or browse Marvel collectibles. There is even the opportunity to go take a peek at the life-size Quinjet, the high-tech, Mac 2.1 capable, jet plane the Avengers use to transport them wherever they’re needed.

Although this attraction is open to people of all ages, it was created with older children and grown adults in mind. There

are certain height requirements and children 40-48 inches tall must be accompanied by a supervising companion 14 years or older. People with motion sickness, epilepsy and other physical restrictions should take additional caution before participating in the attraction.

Marvel has included a massive amount of 4-D technology and promises that the attraction will bring you closer to your favorite heroes than ever.

“There’s so much to be excited about here and a great many elements that literally don’t exist anywhere else. Fans will love seeing iconic Marvel Super Heroes in action against the backdrop of this first ever Hyper-Reality Tour. Nothing else compares,” Quesada said at the tour’s New

York reveal.

In addition to the general admission tickets, VIP packages are also being offered for the Marvel Experience. Depending on the package you select, there are posters, personalized S.H.I.E.L.D. photos, premium parking, access to the VIP lounge and much more included.

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7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480.270.5000, Friday, December 19 through Friday, January 3, tickets start at $32

SEASONAL FUN FOR THE FAMILY PJs in the Park

DECEMBER 5 Take a ride on Downtown Phoenix’s own Urban Polar Express—METRO Light Rail—for a double feature holiday movie showing under the stars at the Civic Space Park. Grab your friends and family for a viewing of “Polar Express” and “National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.” Free hot chocolate, holiday treats and a special visit from Santa will make it a night to remember Civic Space Park, 424 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix, 602.262.4734

Carefree Christmas Festival

DECEMBER 12 THROUGH 14 Ring in the holidays with real snow, an electric light parade and a firework extravaganza at the seventh annual Carefree Christmas Festival. The event has quickly become a holiday tradition in the northeast Valley. Highlights include a lighted holiday village

with daytime and late night shopping, seasonal food and drink and live holiday dance and singing performances.

Carefree Desert Gardens, 101 Easy Street, Carefree, 480.488.2051, carefreechristmasfestival.com

Schnepf Farms Breakfast with Santa and Snow Day

DECEMBER 13 Enjoy a wonderful day on the farm visiting Santa, taking a hay ride to see his deer, riding on a train through Winter Wonderland and enjoying breakfast or lunch Jolly Ol’ St. Nick. There will be 50 tons of real snow and a 30-foot mountain for sledding. Kids will also enjoy carousel rides and a petting zoo.

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THROUGH JANUARY 10 Families will be captivated by the stunning display of 1.5 million lights that will illuminate sixteen blocks of Historic Downtown Glendale. This holiday lighting event has become a family tradition.

Visitors will also enjoy holiday entertainment, delectable food, hand-crafted holiday gifts, a children’s snow field and petting zoo, shopping and visits with jolly ol’ St. Nick.

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tacy Eden, a Phoenix native and goldsmith jewelry designer, knows how to make the everyday woman feel like a royal. Her line of earthy, nature-inspired crowns have become a hit with local fashionistas and industry professionals at New York’s Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, where she showed her line of crowns alongside clothing designer Michael Costello’s line of high fashion gowns.

Her stunning crowns have creepy beginnings. Eden collaborated with California designer Michelle Hébert for her collection—inspiration for which ranged from aristocratic to anatomic. “[Michelle] had a gown that had an (attachment) to it that was a spinal column, basically,” Eden says. “That’s what really got us excited and what really sparked that creativity, and we started sending (each other) pictures of tendons and veins, ligaments and the very, very organic, intertwined basis of the human body.”

But it’s not all blood and guts. Her gold, silver and bronze designs add an ethereal, renaissance-inspired look to any outfit.

Wearing a crown might be acceptable at your favorite music festival, but wearing them with any practicality in everyday life might feel a little strange. But there are ways to wear them, Eden says, even if it’s not on your head.

“They’re great for festivals, they’re great for proms,” she says.

“With some pieces, you can wear the same piece as a crown, as a necklace, and as a belt. It might not work as a crown for daytime, but as a belt with a great little sundress, it can be that perfect accessory.”

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A drink of orange juice for your face, Vitamin C serum has become one of the beauty industry holy grails of anti-aging over the last few years. And, as with most items that claim to stop the aging clock, Vitamin C serum can cost you a pretty penny. Famous versions of these serums can run up to $75 per 1 oz. of liquid. (You can buy nearly 5 oz. of silver for the same price!)

However, the skin brightening effects of Vitamin C are undeniable. Rather

than paying out the wazoo for Vitamin C serum, it’s easy to make yourself. Basic recipes consist of finely-ground L-Ascorbic Acid (available for purchase on sites like lotioncrafter.com), glycerin and water. The pH of products is important in skincare, and in this case, a pH of 3.5 is ideal, so you’re going to want to purchase some pH test strips as well. Now onto the recipe!

To craft an entry-level Vitamin C serum at 10 percent, here’s how to play chemist: • Combine 1 tsp. L-Ascorbic Acid powder in 8 tsp. distilled water in a

darkened, light-proof, 4 oz. bottle (available on Amazon.com) and shake.

• Once dissolved, add 1 tsp. glycerin and shake again.

• Dip your pH test strip in and allow package-indicated time to pass.

• Once your serum hits as close to a 3.5 pH as possible, you’re ready to use it!

With the popping of a bottle of sparkling wine, the mood in the room becomes just as effervescent as the liquid inside the bottle. Symbolizing luxury and celebration, sparkling wine has quickly become synonymous with a good time.

It’s easy to see why sparkling wine is the beverage of choice for New Years Eve. But now that beverage is getting an upgrade. Introducing XXIV Karat Sparkling Wine. Refreshing, crisp and oh-so-luxurious, this Mendocino, CA wine is infused with decadent 24 karat gold leaf and will soon replace your favorite sparkling wine.

Founded by Arizona State alumni and offering a Grand Cuvée and a blushing Rosé, XXIV Karat is available at AJ’s, Total Wine, BevMo!, Sprouts and other local liquor stores. A great hostess gift and the ideal drink to welcome in 2015, XXIV Karat perfectly embodies luxury and the spirit of celebration.

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CHEVRON INFINITY SCARF, $16 Available at Target at Tempe Marketplace

The holiday season is in full swing, but when it comes to holiday shopping, that means less-than-full pockets.

To stay creative and within budget when buying friends and family gifts, we complied a list of awesome items under $20 sure to satisfy even the most thankless giftee on your list.

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ANKER EXTERNAL IPHONE BATTERY PACK, $20 Available at Staples locations throughout the Valley

MASON JAR DRINKING GLASS SET, $15 Available at Bed, Bath and Beyond in Mesa

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STILL MIGHTY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

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icky Barrett of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones swears that the onus is on his Boston-bred ska band—not the fans—for the act not performing in Phoenix in some time.

“If any of the Bosstones’ fans or ska fans or fans of punk rock are blaming themselves in Arizona, please tell them to stop,” says Barrett, as his typical sarcastic self.

“We take full blame. It’s our fault. We’ve been neglectful. It wasn’t

malicious. We’re just not that bright.

It was an oversight.”

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones will make good on their “oversight” by returning to the Valley to play Marquee Theatre on Friday, December 19. The shows are a raucous good time, even to first-timers, he says.

“You won’t be disappointed,” says Barrett, 50. “If you’re looking for something to do that’s entertaining, that doesn’t involve staring at Facebook or playing a video game and you want to get out, have a couple of drinks and have fun, come see the Bosstones.”

The show is just the beginning of an

exciting 12 months for the band, who is planning on releasing its first album since 2011’s The Magic of Youth in 2015.

“We are always working on new material,” says Barrett, who served as the announcer on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’”

“We enjoy each other’s company and we enjoy writing music together.”

Technology has helped the band pen the music for the album.

“These days, with technology, if you have a musical idea, I could yell it into my phone and send it in a .jpg or even in a text message and say, ‘Here, this is what I was thinking about.’

Technology has made writing Bosstones

songs a lot easier. Maybe we’re writing (crappy) songs. I don’t think so. I think the last two albums were damn good.”

But fans won’t see Barrett rocking out to his own songs like “The Impression that I Get” in his car when he hears them on satellite radio.

“It makes me uncomfortable,” Barrett says. “I turn it. I’m glad they’re playing it and it makes me happy. I do enjoy the songs. But if I’m listening to (the channel) Lithium and the Bosstones are on and I get a little into it, then someone sees me doing that, yeah, it could be awkward.”

So he changes the channel quickly or, if he wants to “take a trip down memory lane,” he indulges at home in California.

“Plus, we do the show, I get my fill of those songs when I have my own time,” Barrett says.

The Tempe show will serve as a warm-up gig for its Hometown Throwdown, an annual three-day event in late December in Boston.

“The Hometown Throwdown are big shows in Boston,” he says. “It should be fun. We’ve never sounded better in my opinion.”

Mighty Mighty Bosstones w/The Interrupters and Captain Squeegee Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.829.0607, luckymanonline.com, Friday, December 19, $33

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Everclear’s VISION

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ith self-deprecating humor in tow, Everclear’s Art Alexakis is excited to talk about his band’s forthcoming album, Black is the New Black, as well as his solo tour, “Songs and Stories—An Evening with Art Alexakis of Everclear” which comes to the Musical Instrument Museum on Sunday, December 14.

“If you’re a fan of Everclear and you’re a fan of my songs, you’ll think it’s pretty cool,” Alexakis says. “If you’re just a fan of music, you’ll think it’s pretty cool. It’s just me playing songs, telling stories behind the songs and stories that come to mind. It’s also just me being a knucklehead in front of people. When people give me the mic, it’s trouble in a good way.”

Alexakis says he likes to perform this way whenever Everclear is releasing an album. As of late November, Black is the New Black was wrapped up and mastered.

It’s due to hit stores in the spring.

“I’ll be playing a couple songs off that,” he says. “I’ll also be talking about the record, talking about where I’m at in my life—just telling stories and just trying to have a good time. I get people involved.

“It’s very interactive. I pull people on stage and try to make them look silly, but they end up making me look silly.”

He describes Black is the New Black as a “hard-rocking Everclear record” with not a lot of “bells and whistles.”

“It’s just pretty straight ahead,” he adds. “I miss that. That’s what radio and culture are missing right now. I say that tongue in cheek, really. There are so many great bands that don’t get played on the radio. The culture’s there, but they can’t break through to the mainstream.

“You know what, though? I’m OK

with that. I like rock ‘n’ roll. I like rock ‘n’ roll being in the underbelly. That’s where the good, weird thing comes from. This is a dark record. I think people who are Everclear fans are going to like it. I think people who are into rock ‘n’ roll are going to like it. It’s a dark record.”

Just because it’s “dark,” it doesn’t mean that Alexakis was going through a “dark” time when he penned Black is the New Black. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.

“It’s kind of like Sparkle and Fade,” he says of the album that includes the hit “Santa Monica.”

“I was coming out of a dark time” and that album is pretty much upbeat.

“It’s just like this one. I wasn’t going through a dark time, but I think it’s just part of being depressed and an addict. I’m in a great place, though. I have great kids, a great wife. I’m still the (messed) up kid that I’ve always been. It’s always going to be there.”

Alexakis was raised in a lowermiddle-class household by his single mother, according to his bio. His father left the family during Alexakis’ childhood, an incident that would later pepper many of Everclear’s most popular songs. The dual deaths of his brother and girlfriend—his brother by heroin overdose; his girlfriend by suicide— persuaded him to kick his own cocaine habit in the mid-’80s.

But his father’s departure didn’t affect his parenting skills. Alexakis had become a father around the time Everclear released “Father of Mine,” and the birth of his daughter prompted the singer to become even more politically active. He testified in front of Congress regarding child support laws. Everclear was also hailed Modern Rock Artist of the Year by Billboard magazine in 1998.

He is also the mastermind behind

the Summerland tour, which has brought ’90s bands like Sponge, Soul Asylum and Spacehog—as well as Everclear—to stages like that of the Marquee Theatre in Tempe.

Songs such as “Santa Monica,” “I Will Buy You a New Life” and “Father of Mine” have resonated with fans, thanks to 1990s satellite radio channels and film. It doesn’t hurt that the songs still sound fresh.

“People tell me that and I think that’s really cool,” Alexakis says. “I don’t have the outlets that were available to us than I did at that time. You have to have something that’s cool and unique and touches a nerve with people. Half of it is getting to people and being in the right place at the right time.

“Radio was playing a band like us.

There are a lot of bands—band that are new bands and bands that are old bands— that don’t get played on the radio. It’s frustrating that they don’t get the exposure that they deserve.”

Some of those bands include Rival Sons, who will support Lenny Kravitz at Wembley Arena in London, and Royal Blood, who is set to open for Foo Fighters next summer on select dates. That does not include the gig at Ak-Chin Pavilion in Phoenix.

“I’m in a rock place right now where I’m really digging on rock music,” he says.

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DECEMBER 1 OBN III’s w/Pampers, Man Hands, Detached Objects, Shovel Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free

LIVE MUSIC

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Dance Gavin Dance w/Secrets, Alive Like Me, Defeat the Low, T.O.S.O Joe’s Grotto, 6 p.m., $15

DECEMBER 2 Jamestown Revival w/Nikki Lane, Pete Molinari Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$17

The Green w/J-Boog

Club Red East, 7 p.m., $20-$23

DECEMBER 3 Dialted Peoples

Club Red East, 7 p.m., $20-$25

DECEMBER 4 Pallbearer w/Solstafir, Mortals Crescent Ballroom, 7:30 p.m., $12-$14

Ryan Adams w/Jenny Lewis December 10

Gammage Auditorium » 8 p.m. » $54-$268 Ryan Adams has two of the coolest titles: famed solo singer/songwriter and husband to Mandy Moore. After 14 albums, massive success on the charts and world tours, Adams is at it again with his first stop in Phoenix in a decade. Catch him with indie songstress Jenny Lewis, formerly of Rilo Kiley.

John Prine w/Iris DeMent

Celebrity Theatre, 8 p.m., $43-$78

KMLE’s Not So Silent Night w/Big & Rich, Gloriana, Jake Owen Comerica Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $50-$60

Alex Clare December 3

Crescent Ballroom » 8:30 p.m. » $20-$22 The devout Orthodox Jew alternative rock singer will blow your mind. His breakout album, “The Lateness of the Hour” is sure to keep your attention. His most widely recognized song, “Too Close,” will surely make you want to get too close to the stage, and perhaps even too close to this British, bearded bloke.

DECEMBER 5 Augustana w/Scars On 45

Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $20

Destructured, Footer, Furthest From Faith, Wrath AZ, Testify Club Red West, 7 p.m., $12-$14

American Longspurs w/Some Dark Hollow, Cisco & The Racecars Last Exit Live, 7 p.m., $7-$10

Hemlock w/Destructured, Footer, Furthest From Faith, I Don’t Konform, Testify Club Red West, 6 p.m., $12-$14

Chemicals Of Democracy, Black Curtain, Downhill Trend, Fatal Malady Club Red East, 7 p.m., $8-$10

Keller Williams w/The Motet Marquee Theatre, 9 p.m., $32

Antique Scream w/Dead Canyon Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free

DECEMBER 6 The Hardaways w/The Delta Fifths, Mill’s End, Trucker’s On Speed, Mr. Lucky, Carol Pacey & The Honey Shakers, Mr. Eastwood Yucca Tap Room, 3 p.m., free

The Sugar Thieves

Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10

Cannabis Corpse w/Mammoth Grinder, Inanimate Existence, Scattered Guts, Six Million Dead, Saintbreaker Club Red West, 6 p.m., $12-$14

Augustana

Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $20

Powerhouse,

Celebrity Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $55-$85

DECEMBER 7 Horse Feathers w/Sara JacksonHolman Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $13-$15

Dirtbag Dan w/Equipto, I.L.A.M., Worst Case Scenario, Phal Kilmer, T.S.O.I., Fact 135, This Just-in Club Red West, 6 p.m., $6

Phillip Phillips

Celebrity Theatre, 7 p.m., $39-$68

DECEMBER 8 Battlecross, Wretched, War of Ages, Hounds of Tindalos Club Red East, 7 p.m., $12-$14

DECEMBER 9

Augustana December 6

Crescent Ballroom » 8:30 p.m. » $20 If you haven’t tried to hit the high notes in Augustana’s “Boston,” you don’t knooooow me, you don’t evennnn careee. (Is there a dying cat in here!?)

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Digitour

Marquee Theatre, 5:30 p.m., $25

DECEMBER 10 Opeth w/In Flames, Red Fang Marquee Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $36

Maragold

Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $15-$20

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DECEMBER 11 Charlie Daniels Band

Celebrity Theatre, 7 p.m., $38-$68

Jay Allan & The Uncommon Good w/Lindsey Saunders, The Waters Last Exit Live, 7:30 p.m., $7-$10

Fenix TX w/The Burning of Rome Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $12-$15

DECEMBER 12 Aaron Carter w/Radiodriveby Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $17-$70

Yung Lean & Sad Boys w/Gravity Boys Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18

Dead Winter Carpenters Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $10-$12

Kat Dahlia

Monarch Theatre, 8 p.m., $55

From First to Last w/ Dayshell, Keep your Distnace, Some Call us Hereos, As Thick As Thieves, Aspiria Joe’s Grotto, 6 p.m., $15

JANUARY 5

JANUARY 21

Machine Head

Periphery w/Nothing More, Wovenwar, Thank you Scientist

Club Red East, TBD

Club Red East, 6:30 p.m., $17-$20

DECEMBER 15

JANUARY 15

Brian Setzer Orchestra

The O’Jays

Celebrity Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $60-$78

Celebrity Theatre, 8:30 p.m., $40-$80

Phinehas w/Death Of An Era, A Lapse Of Ethos, In Vengeance, A Moment of Clarity AZ

G.Love & Special Sauce w/Matt Costa

Pub Rock Live, 6 p.m., $10-$13

DECEMBER 16 The Piano Guys

Comerica Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $35

Corrections House w/ StatiqBloom, Scriptures AZ, Gale, Collapsian Club Red West, 7 p.m., $14-$16

DECEMBER 17 HIM

Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., TBD

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Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m., TBD

Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons Celebrity Theatre, 8 p.m., $69-$129

JANUARY 24 Eric Church

JANUARY 16

US Airways Center, TBD

Machine Head

Pierce the Veil w/Sleeping with Siren

Joe’s Grotto, 8 p.m., $28-$33

Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m., $37

JANUARY 17

JANUARY 25

Beretta Sun

Ronnie Milsap

Club Red West, TBD

Celebrity Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $40-$50

JANUARY 18

JANUARY 27

Jackie Evancho

Celebrity Theatre, 7 p.m., $52-$128

Dark Tranquility w/Insomnium Club Red West, 6 p.m., $22-$25

Vanessa Williams

Scottsdale Center for the Arts, 7:30 p.m., $55-$89

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $33

Snot w/He Is Legend, Thira, Lydia Can’t Breathe Club Red West, 6 p.m., $17-$20

Lil Debbie w/Caskey, GODZ, Chi City, Miny, D2, Infidel Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $15-$20

Alice Cooper’s Christmas Pudding December 13

Comerica Theatre » 7 p.m. » $51-$149 Local classic rocker and horrifying Santa Alice Cooper brings his annual Christmas Pudding show to Comerica Theatre with friends Suicidal Tendencies and Exodus for a night of holiday spirit and seasonal screams.

DECEMBER 13 Jhene Aiko w/SZA, The Internet Celebrity Theatre, 9 p.m., $28-$103

The Ataris w/Floodlove, Teenage Kicks, Lightspeedgo

Snot w/He Is Legend, Thira, Lydia Can’t Breathe, Psyphen, Yesterday’s Promise, Ballistic Mob Club Red West, 6 p.m., $17-$20

DECEMBER 26 One More Time: A Tribute to Daft Punk Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $20

DECEMBER 27 One More Time: A Tribute to Daft Punk Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $20

DECEMBER 31 Authority Zero w/Howard Til Midnight, Venomous Pinks, For the love, Neato, My Life Sentence Marquee Theater, 6:30 p.m., $29

Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $15-$16

JANUARY 4

DEATH

Willie Nelson

Club Red East, 6:30 p.m., $20-$23

Celebrity Theatre, 7 p.m., $60-$110

Fleetwood Mac DECEMBER 10

U.S. Airways Center » 8 p.m. » $60-$192 This isn’t a “Dream,” folks. Fleetwood Mac has reunited, bringing their classic rock sound to U.S. Airways Center to please old fans and the new, young ones that helped keep their music alive through the decades.

African Children’s Choir Sunday, January 18, 2015 · 3pm

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arly in his career, Mannheim Steamroller mastermind Chip Davis was told by retailers not to create Christmas music because that spells doom for anyone’s career. “‘When they can’t think of something else to do, they’d write a Christmas album,’” he recalls them saying.

But that wasn’t the case for Davis.

He and his indie label, American Gramaphone Records, recently released Mannheim Steamroller 30/40, which celebrates the 30th anniversary of Davis’ first Christmas record and the 40th anniversary of the debut of the iconic Fresh Aire series.

He attributes his success to two things: The multiple generations who enjoy his performances and the fact that Mannheim Steamroller only tours once a year.

“When you come to a Mannheim concert it’s not unusual to see grandma and grandpa, mom and dad, and the kids,” Davis says.

“The mom and dad of today are bringing their kids and they were the kids of before. You’ll see three generations all at the same concert sitting together.

Another thing that’s key is it only comes at Christmastime. It’s not like when a hit record comes out and, for a year, the record company pounds it down everybody’s throats and you get to where

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you can’t escape it. Ours is only out there for six weeks.”

Davis figures that his two teams of touring bands perform about 100 concerts a season. He won’t personally be in Arizona when Mannheim Steamroller plays ASU Gammage on Friday, December 26.

“There are two bands out traveling and then, in December, I am in Orlando being a third company doing ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’ for Universal Studios,” he says.

“This will be my seventh year and they want to extend it another three. So I’ll be there 10 years. It’s a fun thing to do because it’s just on weekends.”

If he wasn’t doing “The Grinch,” he probably still wouldn’t be touring, says Davis, 67.

“I couldn’t do that at this age,” he says with a laugh. “That’s a younger man’s game. They’re traveling on buses, sleeping on buses. It’s difficult. They’re at an age when they think it’s adventurous.”

Nevertheless, the shows will still have Davis’ touch. Fans can expect “the usual types of things.”

“Of course we have the live performance of the music, an orchestra and the multimedia show that goes with it,” he says. “Sometimes we’ll have background visuals, like a full film that’s the size of the whole stage, synchronized lighting and special effects, like fog when it’s appropriate. That’s what I’ve done for several years. A lot of things, they change, but it’s the same basic idea.”

That includes some of his favorite merchandise like his cinnamon hot chocolate.

“It’s hot chocolate made with Madagascar cinnamon,” Davis explains.

“We’ve sold 80 tons of it over the years.

Particularly around the Christmas season, it’s kind of nice to have hot chocolate around.”

Each year, though, Davis adds new technology, that is researched by his team of engineers who constantly are reading manuals about upgrades.

“I’ve got two engineers, one works with me every day,” he says. “I wrote a track for a horse the other day. We have to send it out to the trainers in California today.”

The show boats a full venue experience.

Past shows have included the scent of flowers when they appear on the large screen.

“We try to hit all the senses,” he says.

“I have a really fun time designing all these crazy things, finding different ways to hit the senses. I want to make people laugh, make people cry, reach into the heartstrings, bring back some memories from the past. At the end when we play ‘Silent Night,’ it’s been around so long, people go back to memories of their families and Christmas.”

Mannheim Steamroller

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SO TWISTED After three year hiatus, Spoon morphs into a sneaky, sexy new sound

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fter going more than four years without releasing a studio album, Spoon has come back as a bit of a new band—at least where its lineup is concerned.

After spending most of its twodecade history as a four-piece, the group now has a fifth member in Alex Fischel, who is especially making a major impact on Spoon as a live band. That’s what bassist Rob Pope is seeing as the group begins touring behind its newly-released album, They Want My Soul.

“He (Fischel) is playing a lot of guitar on the old songs,” Pope says, noting this allows singer/guitarist Britt Daniel to focus more on singing and entertaining the audience. “And then Alex, who is the new guy, he’s a hell of a keyboard player, too. So that’s been the biggest live switchup. That’s been really fun because there are parts in old songs that were never there before that we didn’t have enough hands on stage to do them (live). Now we can.”

Fischel’s arrival in Spoon is a direct result of the hiatus the group began in 2011 when touring wrapped up behind the 2010 album, Transference.

Soon after putting Spoon on hold, Daniel teamed up with Dan Boeckner of

Wolf Parade to form a side band, Divine Fits. That group released a critically acclaimed album, “A Thing Called Divine Fits,” in 2012. The keyboardist in Divine Fits was Fischel, and Daniel was so impressed with Fischel’s contributions, he recruited him to join Spoon when the group reconvened earlier this year.

Daniel wasn’t the only member of Spoon who didn’t exactly disappear during what turned out to be nearly a three-year hiatus.

By the end of 2013, though, Spoon was once again calling and the band started writing and getting plans squared away to record the new album.

Initially, the band planned to record the entire album with Joe Chiccarelli (The Strokes, Jason Mraz, My Morning Jacket) and have Dave Fridmann (Flaming Lips) mix the record. But that plan didn’t hold.

“We got about half way through (with Chiccarelli). We had about half of the songs done,” Pope says. “And we started mixing with Dave, and we got along with Dave so well. Dave (asked) us about tracking with him, and we couldn’t pass that up. We kind of parted ways with Joe, not on bad terms whatsoever, but just we wanted to keep moving with the record. So we decided to track the last half with Dave, which was a blast.”

The music that emerged on They

Want My Soul is frequently edgier and a bit more aggressive than Spoon’s previous seven albums, whose taut and economical music has earned the group considerable popularity and recognition as one of alternative rock’s leading bands.

This is apparent as big drum beats introduce the opening track, “Rent I Pay,” a swaggering, hard-hitting tune. “Rainy Taxi” is a sneaky rocker, whose intensity grows as the song unfolds. The chunky hook-filled “Do You” and the chunky title track also add grit to the album.

Meanwhile, more textured tunes like the electronic leaning “Inside Out” and the space age-sounding “Outlier,” balance out the album nicely.

This was exactly the kind of album the band had in mind, Pope says.

“The last record (Transference), it was a cool record, but it was more of like a sit in the corner with headphones record,” he says. “And we were looking for something you could turn up on your car stereo this time around.”

Spoon

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THE BEST NIGHTLIFE EVENTS

IN DECEMBER Don Diablo at Maya Day + Nightclub DECEMBER 5

This Dutch electronic/house DJ is ready to rock the house at Maya.

Diablo will be there for a one night stint and his beats will be the catalyst for the exciting night out from your eggnog-filled family.

Maya is known in the Valley for their wild parties and great guest DJs, so this is going to be a night to mark on your calendars.

Maya Day + Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.625.0528

Shockwaves at FilmBar Late Night DECEMBER 5

With discounted drink and food items and a creepy, dark comedic movie set to play, the FilmBar is open to the 21-and-over crowd to crawl out of their beds and watch a movie in a fun, alcohol-fueled environment.

FilmBar, 815 N. Second Street, Phoenix, 602.595.9187

Fugly Sweater Party DECEMBER 6

Tongue Tied, everyone favorite themed party hosts, are bringing fugly to the forefront of your holiday. Slap on your tackiest holiday gear and your

fugliest sweater, because Tongue Tied is about to make you dance the shame away with holiday drinks, an awkward family photo contest and more.

Tongue Tied, 5749 N. Seventh St., Phoenix, facebook.com/ TongueTiedPhoenix

Trivia Night DECEMBER 7

If you’re looking for a more relaxing place to sip a few drinks and listen to live music, Trivia Night at Crescent Ballroom is the place for you. With a wide variety of questions and reasonably-priced drinks, this is a good place to head to if you need a quiet escape. If you want to get a little rowdy after, the trivia only lasts for two hours, so you’ll be free to let loose.

Crescent Ballroom, 308 N. Second Avenue, Phoenix, 602.716.2222

Kastle & Amtrac at RB Deep – Hyperspace Tour DECEMBER 13

As bass-heavy dance music becomes more and more popular all over the world, producers and DJs are getting more and more creative with their styles. Kastle has taken the bassheavy beats and added a more soulful and nostalgic twist.

Monarch Theatre, 122 East

Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.456.1991

Lee Foss at RB Deep Holiday Party DECEMBER 20

Quickly launching himself into the electronic and techno underground world, Lee Foss has had a huge impact on dance music’s collective consciousness. Revered and loved by fellow DJs and fans alike, Foss is sure to throw an unforgettable party.

Monarch Theatre, 122 East Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.456.1991

New Year’s Eve Ball at School of Rock DECEMBER 31

As an official Patron New Year’s Eve, you can expect to consume a ridiculous amount of tequila and have a ridiculous amount of fun. With the best Top 40 tracks blasting all night long and DJ Mattafact and PCRAZE spinning, you will be dancing and shaking your way into the New Year in style.

School of Rock, 411 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.966.3573

Decadence AZ NYE DECEMEBR 31

Ring in the New Year in style.

Featuring huge artists such as Kaskade, Flosstradamus, Seven Lions and more, this is going to be a New Year’s Eve event you won’t want to miss.

Frontier Hall at Rawhide, 5700 North Loop Road, Chandler, 480.502.5600

NYE 2015: Escape to the Orient with Adrian Lux DECEMBER 31

Featuring incredible music by Swedish DJ and producer Adrian Lux, whose hits include “Teenage Crime,” “Alive” and “Fire,” this party will be the perfect place for you and your friends to dance into the New Year.

Maya Day + Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.625.0528

Wrapped in Gold Party DECEMBER 31

Bound to be one of the loudest and most fun parties at Westgate, The Shout! House’s Wrapped in Gold Party will feature their signature Rock ‘n Roll dueling pianos, a prime rib buffet, a champagne toast and souvenir champagne glass and great party favors.

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WE WERE THERE— WHERE WERE YOU?

El Hefe Tempe on November 13 El Hefe Tempe mixed DJs, drinks and dancing for an evening almost as beautiful as the hot spot’s patrons. PHOTOS BY TAVIT DANIEL

SICK BEATS

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Getting down and dirty with the Valley’s hottest shot slingers Breanne DeMore » The Entertainer!

one-stop-shop for crave-worthy food, great wine and beer and delicious cocktails, Old Town Scottsdale’s RnR is gaining a reputation for being the life of the party for any time of the day and as bartender and manager, Bryson Wigent has to be constantly on his toes.

The Entertainer!: Tell me about the drunkest customer you’ve ever had.

Wigent: Well there have been quite a few, but one guy in particular. He kept coming back to the bar and trying to pay with $100 bills—he thought they were ones. So he’d hand me four $100 bills to pay for one beer. I finally had to cut him off and ask him to leave. Which he did, but then he kept army-crawling through the crowd along the sidewalk out front to try to get in the side door! He eventually stopped, but he tried about four times.

What’s your number one pet peeve when working?

Either when customers are very rude or when another bartender gets in my way in the well.

What is your go-to drink when you’re at a bar other than your own?

I like IPAs a lot.

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What does ordering an Irish Coffee say about a person?

I think it says, “It may be early but I’m ready to party.”

What do you like about the Wakeuptini?

I really like the strong coffee flavors that come through and they go well with the chocolate.

RnR, 3737 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 480.945.3353, rnrscottsdale.com

MAKE YOUR OWN

WAKEUPTINI

1 shot of espresso 1 oz. Patron XO Café Liqueur 1 oz. Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur 1 oz. vanilla vodka Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with a couple of espresso beans.

ODDLY ACCURATE ASTROLOGY What does December hold for your social life?

Weiss Kelly » The Entertainer!

AQUARIUS »

January 20 – February 18 People are your forte and you’ll definitely shine this month. You are ahead of your time, always on trend, and feel more comfortable with friends and in groups. Try out new things this month: alternative bands, local happenings and entertainment venues.

Although you’re not really the romantic, don’t be surprised if a special someone comes along.

PISCES »

February 19 – March 20 Being the most creative sign, you’re into music, the arts and the theater. That’s why this month you’ll be out on the town. We can find you at any place that has music, art or dancing.

Although you enjoy your own company, interacting with others will be easier this month. Invite them out to your favorite cultural events with you!

ARIES »

March 20 – April 21 The planets are on the go this month and you will be too! Avoid multi-tasking during your work duties—try to take a step by step approach. Your day to day social schedule will be in overdrive but don’t wait to discover new places, people and interests that can carry over into the New Year!

TAURUS »

April 22 – May 20 Work will demand a lot from you the first two weeks of December, but do what you can. That overtime will pay for all the indulgences and enjoyments that will color your world this month. Indulge yourself and put more energy into self-promotion and others will notice you from 17 through 31.

GEMINI »

May 21 – June 21 You’re always great at remembering names and know the perfect place to go. This month you are in your realm, and if you take advantage of going out during the New Moon on the 6th, someone is sure to notice you. If you take in a comedy show, you might meet a fellow Gemini—a majority of stand-up comedians fall under this sign.

CANCER »

June 22 – July 22 A homebody but perpetual host/hostess, you treat friends like family and love to invite them over.

Your friends think the way to your heart is through your stomach—and they may be right! You do have excellent taste in restaurants. You may have to break the bank to see that band or concert, but it’ll be worth it.

LEO »

July 23 – August 22 Never one to miss out, you appreciate everything holidays and having fun. If you can focus on work in the beginning of the month, you’ll be able to better enjoy your friends and all of the artsy events and activities going on in the Valley. December will be dynamic for your relationships and romantic encounters.

VIRGO »

August 23 – September 22 By nature, you are a worker and a planner and both will be put to good use this month.

Concentrate more on your social life— make a plan and schedule each event or thing you want to see. Take your friends with you. They will need you to make the arrangements because obviously no one does it better. Your social life will become very active in the year ahead.

LIBRA »

September 23 – October 22 The most attractive of the sun signs, you often make an entrance into all of the swankiest places— and you never arrive alone. December’s planets will give your social skills many of opportunities to shine. Expect so many invites by mid-month that you’ll have to start turning people away.

SCORPIO »

October 23 – November 21 It may be difficult to let the past go, but you have good reason to celebrate the end of the year— no excuses, no tensions and no regrets!

New experiences and awareness will leave room for more creative and fun people in your life. Try expressing that new found creativity in your home and your life.

SAGITTARIUS »

November 22 – December 21 Always on the verge of overdoing it, you won’t miss out on any of the events going on this month. You keep all the ticket agencies, event planners and airlines in business during the holidays. Expect to spend this season, but enjoy your freedom while you can, things will slow down a lot after the new moon on the 22nd.

CAPRICORN »

December 22 – January 19 You keep active and current, which helps you remain frugal by scanning the local events for the best deals. The first half of the month will keep you grounded and limited in your free time, but you’ll ace your work. Some personal free time for your social life will become available in the later half. Don’t worry—you’ll make up for lost time!

Weiss Kelly is a Valley-based astrologer and Professional Member of the American Federation of Astrologers. For your personal 2015 forecast recorded on a CD, send her an inquiry email weissastro@aol.com or call 480.600.7424.

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YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

Bizarro facts that will stretch your noggin

kool-aid

was originally named “Fruit Smack.”

Breanne DeMore The Entertainer!

Dr. Seuss uses no more than 50 different words in his “green eggs and ham.”

The string on boxes of animal You speak about crackers is there so that the box can be hung on a Christmas tree. words every day.

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Horses can’t vomit.

No words rhyme with orange or purple.

The first christmas There are 17 was celebrated on correct ways December 25, to spell hanukkah.

AD 336 in Rome.

Of all the words in the English dictionary, “set” has the most definitions.

Honey never 300 feet in spoils. one night.

A mole can dig up to

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