TIPSS Content Catalogue July 2016 by Tania Houston

Content Catalogue July 2017

Article Index

And Another Thing... : Tom and the Exotic Trip

Baking: Peach Crostata

Computer Tip: Windows on a Budget

Beauty: Summer Sensations

Book Reviews: Summer Escapes

Driving: “If It Appreciates, Buy It. If It Depreciates, Lease It”

Finance: Are You Financially Resilient? Five Ways To Protect Yourself From Unexpected Job Loss

Gardening: Safe Journey

Health: Stay Safe in the Sun

History: Wedding Customs

Hobbies: Building a Future for Family Memories

Home & Interiors: Update Your Bathroom for Summer

Life Begins: Why It’s Smart To Face Up To Change

The Life List: The Book of Luke

Motoring: The Stars of the New York Motor Show

Pets: Beware of Ticks When Walking Your Dog

Parenting: Summer Fun

Recipe: Sticky Barbecue Chicken Wings

Short Story: Tadpoles

Technology: The Great Beyond

Travel Feature: Prague - Golden City of Bohemia

Special: Lives, Loves and Stories: Rembering Jane Austen

Puzzle Index Cartoon 1 32 Cartoon 2 32 Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Page 33 Codeword 34 General Knowledge Crossword 34 Cryptic Crossword 35 Hidato 36 Mini Cryptic Crossword 36 Pictogram 36 Quiz 1: One to Ten

Quiz 2: Missing Body Parts

Simple Crossword 38 Spot the Difference 38 Sudoku - Easy

Sudoku - Hard

Two Minute Trial 40 Word Ladder 40 Wordsearch - Wimbledon Champions

Wordwheel 41

And Another Thing..

And Another Thing... Tom and the Exotic Trip by Tom Hughes @groomsdaybook

After yet another day at the coalface, it was time to plonk myself down in front of the tube with my standard issue tea and biccies. Eschewing Bradley Walsh’s faux hilarity, I flicked over to observe another presenter’s plummy commiserations with a pair of unlucky celebrities.

“Is that in Wales?” I asked hopefully.

“Alexander Armstrong has a way with people, don’t you think?” I glanced over at Sarah (My Dearly Beloved) who was busily ensconced in a pile of glossy magazines.

“Coconut sunscreen. It’s to put you in the holiday mood.”

Immediately, my blood froze. My wife was ‘browsing for ideas’, a catchall phrase that indicated she was on the hunt for a wallet-squeezing Big Ticket Item. Without looking up Sarah said, “That’s right Tom, I’m choosing a last minute holiday. What are you doing with the remote?”

A change of subject being required, I made eye contact with a lady sporting an azure blue uniform. I plonked myself down and, fingering the reams of brochures, gasped, “Take me away from all of this madness.”

“I’m trying to find Ceefax.” “Ceefax? Tom, in case you hadn’t noticed this isn’t 1994. I’ve heard Hurghada is nice.”

And so the following morning we trundled down the precinct to the local travel agent. Once through the glass doors Sarah searched for a representative whilst I sniffed the air. “What’s that funny smell?”

“It smells like a massage parlour.” “And how would you know?”

Nonplussed, the woman turned to Sarah for help. “Ignore my husband, he is a child. We are after a week or ten day break. Don’t care where, as long as it’s hot.”

“Europe, or further afield?” “Don’t mind.” “Well, we have some great deals at the moment for Vietnam.” I gripped Sarah’s arm. “Honey, I ain’t going back to Vietnam - you weren’t there man.” Another puzzled look. Sighing, Sarah pressed onwards. “How about Cancun? I hear it’s very nice.” “Yes, we have some excellent deals for Mexico.” “Do you do bed and breakfast?” A kick from Sarah. “Bed and breakfast? In Mexico? No sir, it’s usually all-inclusive.” “Which means?” “Everything is pre-paid, so all your food and drink is included. And your entertainment. Now this resort I can vouch for, I went last

year. I had such a laugh - the barman was pouring us shots all night and then we saw a fantastic Rod Stewart.”

meal all from the same place. And the compound is fully secure with armed guards on all the gates.”

Without so much as a glance in the direction of yours truly, Sarah, in an exasperated tone, said, “No, that won’t be suitable.”

“That sounds just like the place where Uncle Billy spent that fortnight.”

Undeterred, our azure blue travel counsellor whisked us away to another equally exotic continent - we were about to embark upon an imaginary trip to the Nile Delta. “Now, what about Egypt?” My mind raced to a balmy evening standing awestruck in the Valley of the Kings. “And this resort is also allinclusive - so you get your breakfast, dinner and evening

“Where was that, sir? Hurghada?” “No, Strangeways. He’d refused to pay his council tax.” Sarah intervened. “Look, this is getting us nowhere. We just want somewhere warm, inexpensive and easy to get to.” Seizing my opportunity I announced, “Well why didn’t you say darling? Come with me!”

Two days later we were packed and ready to go. The hand luggage safely in the boot of the Mondeo, a less than impressed Sarah sat sulking in the passenger seat. “Look, it’s inexpensive, easy to get to, by the sea and warm - it’s the Gulf Stream you see.” “Yes Tom, but I was hoping we’d be in the actual Gulf.” “Well we are nearer - well a bit nearer anyway. Come on, get in. Llandudno here we come! I can’t wait to get up the Great Orme, can you? “Tom, you know how to treat a girl, don’t you?” And off we set - what bliss! Gwyliau yn hapus!

Cake and Bake

Baking

Peach Crostata

A crostata is an Italian lattice-topped pie which can be sweet or savoury. This one has a fruity fresh peach filling. Serve with crème fraîche or ice cream.

Ingredients:

1. To make the pastry, sift the flour into a large bowl.

PASTRY • 350g plain flour • 175g butter, chilled and diced • 2 tbsp caster sugar

• 1 large egg, beaten with 2tbsp cold water FILLING • 6 peaches, halved, stones removed and thickly sliced

3. 4.

• 2 tbsp caster sugar • 2 tsp cornflour • Milk to glaze

• Icing sugar, to dust

Serves 6 Ready in 1 hour 15 minutes, plus chilling TIP

If you don’t have a pastry lattice roller, cut the rolled out pastry into thin strips and drape over the filling.

Add the butter and rub in with your fingertips until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs. Stir in the sugar, add the egg and water, then stir with a knife until the mixture begins to stick together. Gather the dough with one hand, turn out onto a lightly floured surface and knead for a few seconds until smooth. Flatten into a round, wrap in cling film and chill for 30 minutes. Preheat the oven to 200C, fan 180C, gas 6. Place a baking sheet in the oven to heat up. Roll out about two-thirds of the pastry on a lightly floured surface to the thickness of a one pound coin and use to line a 23cm round pie dish. Toss the peaches in a bowl with the sugar and cornflour then pile into the pastry case. Roll out the rest of the pastry to a 20cm circle and use a lattice pastry roller to cut slashes in the pastry (see tip). Brush around the edge of the pastry case with a little water then drape the pastry circle over the filling, pulling it gently to create the lattice effect. Press the pastry edges together to seal and trim off any excess pastry. Glaze the pastry with milk, then place on the hot baking sheet in the oven and bake for 35-45 minutes until the pastry is crisp and golden. Serve warm or cold, dusted with icing sugar.

Windows On A Budget

Computer Tip

If you need a laptop but don’t want to spend a fortune, you’ll soon be spoilt for choice: Microsoft is joining Google’s Chromebooks in the low-cost laptop game. Devices such as Acer’s Chromebook 15 (around £240) offer big-laptop performance for a fraction of the price, but Google’s Chrome OS may put potential customers off. That’s what Microsoft hopes, anyway: there’s a whole bunch of Chromebook-competing Windows 10 laptops going on sale this summer, offering the value for money of a Chromebook with the familiar face of Windows 10. If like most people you really need a computer to get online and access cloud-based services such as Spotify or Netflix, you’ll find that such laptops are excellent value for money. The only thing that really lets them down is their fairly limited storage, which is more like a phone or tablet than a PC - but then if you’re using the cloud, that doesn’t matter either.

Beauty

Beauty Summer Sensations Shorte by Kate Duggan www.kateduggan.co.uk

From staycations to Caribbean cruises, this month’s beauty buys are all about summer holiday essentials. If your limbs are still looking a bit winter-white, try Trilogy Instant Bronzing Gel. It’s easy to apply and dries quickly. You get an instant, natural tint with a longer lasting, natural looking tan developing over time. The resulting colour is very subtle, but you can build it up into a richer bronze with daily application. The gel also includes Aloe vera and vitamin E, to moisturise and refresh tired legs. Cost is £12.50 from www.trilogyproducts.com. Hotel rooms often don’t have a mirror anywhere near a plug socket, which can make styling your hair rather difficult. So, if you’re in the market for some new straighteners, you might want to

r 1 page form consider No at aLeelsoStafford’s Strings Attached Cordless avStraighteners. ailable Pop them into the base and they’ll quickly heat up to

230°C. You can then take them to the mirror and style your hair while the heat lasts (about 15 minutes). With such a high temperature, and tourmaline-ceramic plates, they’re really quick and easy to use. There’s no need to strain your eyes peering at a mirror at the other side of the room, and there’s no cord to knock your cocktail over. Available from Argos and Very for £69.99, including heat-proof mat and travel case. If you’re a yoga or Pilates buff, there are few things better than working out in the sun. Calmia’s Eco-Friendly Double Sided Travel Mat is lightweight and compact, so you can take it anywhere. One side is made from eco-friendly micro-fibre with bamboo,

one too many cocktails = dehydrated, while the other is texturedlacklustre PER (polymer skin. environmental resin). So A whether you need sheet mask a softer surface for relaxing the lotus caninreally position, or a grippier surface your sun help for to boost salutation, this mat is ideal. It’s £39and from moisture www.calmia.com. leave skin looking brighter. The I MASK Biomolecular Hydrating Recovery Mask Suncooling + air and is a great choice. It’s soothing, conditioning + does exactly what it promises to – boosting one Ittoo many moisture content by up to 40%. also cocktails = dehydrated, lacklustre skin. A sheet mask can really help to boost moisture and leave skin looking brighter. The I MASK Biomolecular Hydrating Recovery Mask is a great choice. It’s soothing, cooling and does exactly what it promises to – boosting moisture content by up to 40%. It also

be sprayed on whenever you’re feeling hot and sticky. It’s hydrating, includes amino acids, antioxidants and refreshing and protects from hyaluronic so it leaves skin feeling UV rays. It’s acid, also handbag plumper, fresher and altogether happier. size, so can be popped in Costbag is £9 from to www.imageskincare.co.uk. your to take the pool, beach or wherever your A cooling spray and SPF wanderings take you. A in one – what a genius bottle costs £9 and should idea! Hydrabio last for Bioderma your holiday. Visit Eau de Soin SPF 30 can www.bioderma-uk.com to be your sprayed on whenever find nearest stockist. you’re feeling hot and sticky. It’s hydrating, refreshing and protects from UV rays. It’s also handbag size, so can be popped in your bag to take to the pool, beach or wherever your wanderings take you. A bottle costs £9 and should last for your holiday. Visit www.bioderma-uk.com to find your nearest stockist.

Summer Escapes

Book Review

From future catastrophes to whole new worlds, this month’s reads are pure escapism.

The Night Brother – Rosie Garland Two souls – one body. Nineteenth century Manchester is home to Edie by day and Gnome by night. But as both start to resent the other’s presence, an internal war breaks out which threatens to tear them apart. Throw in suffragettes, love affairs and family dynamics, and you have a truly absorbing read. If you enjoyed Erin Morgenstern’s The Night Circus, or anything by Angela Carter, this book is for you. The Girl of Ink and Stars – Kiran Millwood Hargrave Isabella’s village is under the control of the ruthless Governor Adori, but the surrounding woods are under the control of a force even more dangerous. Isabella dreams of crossing the forest and charting the Forbidden Territories. A girl is found dead, and Isabella’s friend, Lupe, goes missing. With nothing to guide her but an ancient map, her beliefs, and her determination, Isabella sets out to rescue Lupe. This children’s book has gained rave reviews and while it lacks the depth needed to truly appeal to an adult audience, it’ll keep 9-12 year olds enthralled.

Menagerie – Rachel Vincent A travelling carnival has come to town, complete with its menagerie of fantastical beings. Delilah has always thought herself human, but her reaction at the exhibits’ treatment is anything but, and she is locked away and put on display herself. Delilah befriends her fellow captives, refuses to accept her slavery and forms an uneasy alliance with one of her ‘handlers’. But is escape really an option in a world where she has fewer rights than an animal? An easy, enjoyable read, perfect for the sun lounger.

Naondel – Maria Turtschaninoff 19 year old Kariba falls for a power-hungry young man and reveals to him the secrets of her family’s spring: it can foretell the future and bestow health or harm. Once Iskan has harnessed the spring’s power, there is little anyone can do to stop him. He starts collecting women to his harem, treating them as little more than playthings. Naondel is told from the point of view of Kariba and the other women, over the span of several decades. Beautifully written, and at times quite harrowing, this will stay with you long after you’ve turned the last page.

A Wizard of Earthsea – Ursula K. Le Guin A boy wizard learning to control his powers, mystical lands, magical battles, dragons – this book has them all. First published in 1968, A Wizard of Earthsea tells the story of Ged – a boy who saves his village from attack and is sent to train to be a wizard. He learns to control his power, but accidently unleashes a shadow creature that nearly destroys him. Like Rowling, Tolkein and numerous other fantasy writers, Le Guin’s work will appeal to older children and adults alike.

The Space Between the Stars – Anne Corlett Jamie survives a virus that’s wiped out most of humanity. She’s on a planet far from home, and far from Daniel – the man she once loved. Together with the handful of other survivors she finds, Jamie sets out on the long journey across the stars back to Earth. If you’re not a sci-fi fan, don’t let that put you off. The Space Between the Stars is much more about human relationships and fragile societies than it is about space ships. This has summer bestseller written all over it.

“If It Appreciates, Buy It. If It Depreciates, Lease It” Those wise words were said by oil tycoon John Paul Getty: a man who knew something about looking after money. And he’s right. Especially when it comes to cars. If you have half-million plus to buy a Ferrari Dino 246 GTS then, I say, you are wise to make that purchase. For next year you might make £100,000 when you sell it. But if you only have £10,000 to buy a Fiat 500 then I reckon, fun car as it is (I’ve got one), you are mad. Two cars from the same company at polar opposites on the pay-scale, but I advise you to buy the expensive one. For the 500, and any other mass-market car, I advise leasing every time.

Manufacturers and dealers are desperate to shift cars so deals on new ones are phenomenal. When I bought the aforementioned 500 for my daughters, after the “deposit contribution”, the service package, the low RFL fee and the Fiatbacked lease deal were factored in the monthly payments were cheaper than if I had bought a two year old model with 20,000 miles on the clock. Plus I’ve an extra two years before the MOT is due. You get no discounts for cash either. Dealers sell the finance options because they get commission and the repayment risk is passed to the finance firm. A win-win for them. So, keep your money in the bank instead of watching it drain away on what you spend on that car. Mr Getty was right. Collectable cars go up in value, so buy, buy, buy. But production line jelly-moulds? Forget it. Lease every time. By Iain Betson

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Driving

Finance

By Ann Haldon

Are You Financially Resilient? Five Ways To Protect Yourself From Unexpected Job Loss financially resilient should the worst happen and you find yourself without an income.

The reality of sudden job loss hit thousands of people in every region of the UK during the global financial crash, and although the economy is now recovering, the fact that we could suddenly lose our only source of income hasn’t gone away. If that time of financial crisis has taught us anything, it’s that we should prepare in advance for unexpected loss of income - a report from Legal and General¹ illustrates just how precarious our financial position really is: “the average household has a Deadline to the Breadline of just 29 days. For working age families it’s just 14 days.” The report also found that: • People believed they could survive more than twice as long (77 days on average) compared to the reality of 29 days. • 35% of households have no savings, so for these people their ‘Deadline to the Breadline’ could be tomorrow. Preparing in advance for potential job loss is crucial to survive, so here are five steps that will help you become more

1. Understand your current financial position Only by understanding the reality of your present financial situation can sustainable changes be made. Gather together all your financial documents including bank and credit card statements, loan and credit agreements, and details of your monthly expenditure, to get a clearer picture of how job loss would affect you. Then you can make a budget to help you plan your spending each month, and live within your means. A variety of budget sheets are available online, and you should include every item of expenditure from cups of coffee to the annual holiday - you’ll get a better idea of whether you’re spending more than you earn over the course of a year. 2. Prioritise and pay down debt If you consider the consequences of failing to make each debt repayment, it’ll help you decide which should take priority over others. At its simplest, paying your mortgage and energy bills will keep a roof over your head, and a warm home. Even though priority debts aren’t always the largest

or most expensive, they should be paid first if the repercussions of nonpayment are serious. After that you could tackle the debts with the highest interest rates, although some people prefer to pay off the smallest loans first to provide motivation.

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3. Save for an emergency fund Do you pay off debt first, or save for an emergency fund? There are two schools of thought: • The disparity between interest rates for savers and borrowers means you’ll pay more overall if you don’t repay debt first. • If you lose your job, the credit card provider may decide to reduce your credit limit, and you’ll have less money available for emergencies. Another factor to consider is the increase in identity theft that also leaves you open to potential problems, and again could reduce your access to cash when you need it most. If you can manage your monthly credit card bills for a while, you could compromise by saving three or four months’ worth of living expenses in a separate account that won’t be touched, and then return to paying down any debt. 4. Additional income streams With so many people

earning an additional income online, it may be worthwhile starting a small part-time business which would help financially if you lose your main source of income. Having a second income takes away some of the immediate pressure of job loss, even if it only covers your bills for a couple of months. If it’s flexible enough you’ll be able to work from home, and obtain the peace of mind that self-reliance brings. Popular ‘side incomes’ include selling unwanted goods on eBay and Amazon, and using the profits to buy more stock. Even completing online surveys and questionnaires can bring in a small monthly amount, or provide vouchers that save you money on shopping.

Alternatively, consider using your current skills to find work on one of the UK freelancer platforms, such as People Per Hour. Some businesses are continually looking for skilled people to take on ad-hoc work, as well as longer-term projects - it cuts down their costs of employment and offers flexible work for you. 5. Network while you’re still employed It does no harm to network online or in-person while you’re still employed. Creating and nurturing professional and business relationships can mean you’re first in the queue for a new role or business opportunity should you lose your job. Use your network of friends and peers on LinkedIn

and Facebook, and keep updating your profile with information about new tasks you’re taking on in your current role. Blending this with in-person networking where you get to know people better means you can find out about new projects or another company’s plans for the future. Putting a strategy in place for unexpected job loss allows you more time and freedom to choose your next move, whether that’s with another firm or entering self-employment. ¹ www.legalandgeneral. com/advisercentre/campaigns/ deadline-to-breadline-bp/report. html www.bbc.co.uk/news/business22283940 www.moneycrashers.com/ prepare-finances-surviveunemployment-job-loss/

Gardening

Safe Journey by Pippa Greenwood

Now that the weather is really summery, everyone is rushing to their local garden centres, garden shows and nurseries to stock up on new plants for the garden. Before you get too carried away, don’t forget to make sure that the plants you buy have a good chance of surviving, not only once they get home, but also during the journey there. It is amazing how many plants are seriously damaged in the short period of time between leaving the garden centre and arriving in the new owner’s garden. If you really want to ensure that everything goes smoothly, it’s worth taking a few very sensible precautions.

have seen travelling home sticking out through the sunroof of a car is quite amazing. In a position like this, however slowly you drive, the foliage is going to be scorched and damaged and it is quite possible that a not too pliable stem may be broken. If a plant doesn’t fit in your car easily, then take advantage of the delivery service - almost all garden centres now offer delivery and this is usually free of charge within a reasonable radius. Admittedly it may mean that you have to wait until the delivery day for your area, but it is much better than seriously damaging your plant as you attempt to get it home yourself.

Don’t fall into the trap of thinking you can take something home the day you buy it if it is really far too large to fit in your car. The number of plants I

If the plant does fit in your car then remember to wrap the root ball in a black bin liner or a box, to prevent the back of your car becoming full of compost,

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temperatures build up fantastically fast in a closed car, even if you leave the windows or the sunroof open. Under these conditions the plants can soon be boiled alive, literally! Plants in the boot should be safer for a slightly longer period of time, but even then you should try to travel straight home once you have made your purchases. If you are absolutely determined to take something home that protrudes slightly from your car, then it is essential that you wrap up anything which is sticking out really well to prevent leaf scorch and damage to fine twigs. The garden centre should be able to provide you with

something (and if not do you should do it yourself), but make sure that it is tied down extremely well so that it canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t blow off on the way home. Remember that anything protruding from your car could potentially cause a driving hazard to other road users, so bear this in mind before you do anything too foolhardy! Even on a short journey home, plants which are exposed to exaggerated heat inside a car or the scorching effect of sunlight travelling through the car glazing can be seriously damaged, so cover them up with something to decrease the risk. It is worth taking a few old

newspapers with you when you go to the garden centre, as these make perfect temporary tents. Remember that most plants prefer fairly constant conditions, so try not to put them through too many changes in a short space of time. Ideally, take them from one area in the garden centre to somewhere similar in your garden, and keep any travelling during hot weather to a minimum. If they look at all damaged from their journey then give them a week or two to recuperate in dappled shade in a protected position in your garden. And donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget that when

you plant anything new in your garden, if the weather is at all dry it is well worth waiting until the evening or at least late afternoon before planting. Then make sure that everything is kept well watered, as this will increase the chances of the plants establishing without too much distress. Visit Pippaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website www. pippagreenwood.com for a really useful selection of favourite gardening items including growing frames, SpeedHoes, SpeedWeeders, raised bed kits, Nemaslug and other nematode controls and copper tape, pullout EasyTunnels, signed books and lots more besides.

Health

Stay Safe in the Sun By Alison Runham www.alison.runham.co.uk

‘Lobster’ arms. Heat exhaustion. It seems that despite the publicity, we’re still not getting the sun protection message – and we’re risking serious health issues. Protecting Your Skin “A tan is actually a sign that the skin has been damaged and is trying to protect itself,” warns the British Association of Dermatologists (BAD). Your body is desperately producing brown melanin to protect itself from further UV damage. UV damage can lead to skin cancer. While we need a little outdoor sunshine to maintain our Vitamin D levels, we should limit our exposure by: • finding shade when the sun is strongest (usually 11am - 3pm from March to October in the UK); • covering our skin (remembering that UV light will penetrate some fabrics); • choosing a suitable sunscreen and using it properly. choosing Sunscreen UVA protection is rated up to 5 stars. The SPF (sun protection factor) refers to UVB, ranging from 2 (lowest protection) to 50+.

Choose sunscreen with both UVA protection (at least fourstar) and UVB protection (with an SPF of at least 30). using Sunscreen Sun cream is only as effective

as its application, so: • Apply liberally. Apply at least two teaspoons of sunscreen to cover the head, arms and neck and two tablespoons for the entire body while wearing a swimming costume. • Apply frequently. Apply sunscreen 30 minutes before, and again just before, going out – then at least every two hours afterwards. Also apply it straight after you’ve been in water, even if it’s ‘waterresistant’. • Don’t use expired sunscreen (or in date sunscreen that’s been left in direct sunlight or got hot). remember: • Water can increase the sun’s radiation by 5%, and sand by 17%. • The sensitive skin of babies and children needs extra protection. Keep children under 6 months out of strong sunlight completely. • Take extra care if you have: ► pale, white or light brown skin; ► freckles or red or fair hair; ► many moles (look out for new moles and changes to existing moles, freckles or skin patches); ► skin problems relating to a medical condition; ► a family history of skin cancer; ► a tendency to burn rather than tan; ► only occasional exposure to intense sun (e.g. holidays) or are in a hot country with particularly intense sun; treating Sunburn Apply plenty of cold water, then a soothing product (e.g. after

sun or calamine lotion). An antiseptic cream containing a local anaesthetic can help, as can basic painkillers. If you feel unwell or your skin swells badly or blisters, seek medical help. Avoid the sun until all redness has gone.

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Heatstroke Symptoms can include headache, dizziness, confusion, appetite loss, feeling sick, excessive sweating, pale clammy skin, cramps, fast breathing or pulse, a temperature of 37C or above and intense thirst. If someone is suffering from heatstroke, lie them down in the shade, raise their feet, offer cold drinks and remove unnecessary clothing. Call 999 if they’re no better after 30 minutes or if symptoms worsen. To avoid heatstroke, stay hydrated, keep your head covered and rest in the shade when the sun is hottest. useful links: The Cancer Research UK tool to assess skin type and burn risk: www.cancerresearchuk. org/about-cancer/causes-ofcancer/sun-uv-and-cancer/am-iat-risk-of-sunburn The NHS mole assessment tool: www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/ moleassessment.aspx

History

Wedding Customs By Catherine Rose and humility before God, as well as saving her beauty for her husband (who would lift the veil when she arrived at the altar). However, in the days when arranged marriages were common, it wasn’t unusual for the groom to have never laid eyes on his bride before. The veil was an effective way of ensuring he didn’t cut and run before she got to the altar!

As wedding season begins, have you ever stopped to wonder where many of our modern-day marriage traditions started? Wedding rings are traditionally worn on the fourth finger of the left hand because the Romans believed this finger had a vein, the vena amoris, which was directly connected to the heart. The ring represented the groom’s wealth and formed part of the wedding contract to provide for and own his spouse. The diamond engagement ring took off in the late 19th century at the height of diamond mining in South Africa when the De Beers Diamond Company launched a successful advertising campaign. Today 80% of engagement rings are still diamond ones. Queen Victoria started the trend for wearing a white wedding gown in 1840. The veil symbolised a bride’s virginity

Bridal bouquets were carried as a symbol of fertility and to hide unpleasant smells (the norm in ages when there was little sanitation). The custom of the bride throwing it to the crowd replaced one where guests would rip pieces off the hem of her gown for good luck. It was once even customary for the bridal party to follow the couple to their bedroom and watch the act of consummation. The tossing of the bride’s garter is symbolic of this (thankfully) long dead practice. The notion that the bride should wear ‘something old, new, borrowed and blue’ comes from an old English saying that ends ‘and a sixpence in your shoe’. It is based around superstition meant to bring the couple good luck and a happy marriage. During the ceremony, the groom stands on the righthand side of the bride so that he can have his sword arm free to fight off other potential suitors. Historically, bridesmaids and groomsmen

would dress identically to the bride and groom respectively to both ‘fool evil spirits’ and to confuse would-be kidnappers of the bride (yes, in the days of rival tribes and warring families, bridal kidnap wasn’t uncommon).

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High Church of England, the couple’s hands are either wrapped or bound together during the ceremony leading to the phrase ‘tying the knot’. One of the most famous traditions, the wedding cake, also began in ancient Rome. A sweet bread was broken over the bride’s head as a fertility charm. Wedding guests would be served handfuls of the nuts and dried fruits used to make it; known as confetto, it was thrown over the couple for good luck. The custom of a ‘tiered’ cake at weddings started in medieval times when they would be stacked to form a high tower. The bride and groom had to kiss over the top without toppling it over; if they succeeded, a life of prosperity was assured. Finally, the honeymoon or ‘hony moone’ dates from the 14th century and has nothing to do with honey. It was simply coined to describe the brief sweetness of that first month of marriage.

Image: Wedding of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert

Hobbies

Building A Future For Family Memories By Kate McLelland

I recently inherited several boxes of family photographs, with images dating from Victorian times - when photography was in its infancy - right up to the first decade of the new millennium. Some pictures were stored carefully in albums but others were roughly crammed into folders and envelopes. Unsurprisingly, some of the older items were beginning to show signs of deterioration, including rips, stains and tiny spots of mould. While I felt very privileged to be the keeper of this important archive, it was a reminder that my own family snaps and VHS tapes were packed in the loft: all in danger of going the same way as my newlyacquired collection. After taking stock of all this precious material - which documented over 100 years of my family’s history - it occurred to me that I had a responsibility to preserve it for future generations. Preserving family PhotograPhs When it comes to the future of a family photo collection you are faced with a straightforward choice: either

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While the first option is quick and simple, it’s not entirely satisfactory. Unless the collection includes duplicate images, no-one will hold a complete set of family photos. There is also a chance that in future someone will throw out their part of the collection because they no longer have space to keep it. Converting hard copy photos to digital images may involve a lot of work, but it ensures that the archive will be passed on from generation to generation. Restoring and digitising photographic images can also become an enjoyable hobby: there’s great satisfaction in transforming faded, mould-spotted and torn pictures into images that look as fresh as the day they emerged from the darkroom. If you decide to digitise, you will need a computer with enough disk space to store the photographic files you are creating. You’ll also need some kind of photo editing software. According

free to download. Top of their list is the oddly-named Gimp, which works like a basic version of the industrystandard software Photoshop. Gimp allows you to do everything from cropping and resizing to altering exposure and colour balance. It also has the same invaluable ‘clone tool’ as Photoshop, which allows you to heal the spoiled parts of a photo by copying an undamaged area over the damaged spot. Converting your slides During the 1960s and 70s a craze for slide photography meant that many amateur snappers temporarily stopped taking conventional photos. If you have boxes of slides that you need to convert to digital files, you will need an additional piece of equipment. Slide scanners start at around £16 (for a device that can be used together with a smartphone), while standalone scanners can cost up to £125.

vhs videos to dvd I had a shock recently when someone told me that analogue videos and home movies are susceptible to the same degradation as photographic slides, prints and negatives. VHS tapes, Hi8 and Video8 are magnetic media: as the magnetic particles gradually lose their charge, the tape deteriorates. Depending on how carefully you store your tapes, you can expect at least a 20% reduction in playback quality after 10-25 years. The easiest way to convert videos to DVDs is to connect a video-cassette recorder (VCR) to a PC via an analogue-to-digital video capture device. You’ll need to record the VHS video to your PC’s hard drive and then write the recorded video to DVD,

using the DVD writer installed on your PC. Be warned, however, that VCRs are slowly becoming obsolete, so if you have a large number of VHS tapes to convert and don’t already have a VCR, this may be a good time to buy one. A medium-priced video capture device costs between £25 and £50, while a VCR costs from £30 upwards (refurbished models may cost less). If you only have a few tapes to convert, you might consider using a professional service. It’s worth checking online for the best deal: Asda Photo charges £27 per tape, while web-based conversion specialists such as digitalconverters.co.uk typically charge under ten pounds for a single VHS or Hi8 tape.

Once your family photos and videos have been converted into a longer-lasting format, the next step will be deciding the best way to share them. You could burn them to DVD and give them out to family members, upload them to a cloud file-sharing system or create a family website. Be aware that if you choose cloud or web-hosting services to house your digital files, you may end up paying an annual fee. Thanks to my inherited collection, digitising family images now occupies much of my spare time, and I’ve even started to help friends who want family photos restored. It’s rewarding to know that, once converted to a digital format, these important visual records will go on giving pleasure far into the future.

Home Interiors

Home & Interiors Update Your Bathroom for Summer days? Is your soap dish so last century? How much longer will your old shower curtain last? Take your pick of all sorts of fashionable new options, from graphic patterns to flamingo designs or marble and copper. Little things (think loo roll holder and even the toilet seat and brush) can make a big difference. You might want to think about adding an artwork to the walls, too, giving colour, pattern and a dramatic focal point.

Give your bathroom an appealing summer makeover with our easy-toachieve tips. A DASH OF PAINT Any room can be updated with a lick of paint, and bathrooms are no different. Choose specially formulated bathroom paint, which has a mid-sheen finish (easier to wipe down than matt emulsion) and resists moisture and steam, providing long-lasting protection against condensation and mould. Fresh white always looks great in a bathroom, while deeper shades such as charcoal or navy make a striking impact, and mid blues, greens or yellows are fresh and cheery. UPDATE YOUR ACCESSORIES Have your towels seen better

REPLACE YOUR TAPS AND WASTES Tap styles go out of date and wastes get scratched and worn – but fortunately they are easy for a plumber to replace, and will give your room an instant, on-trend update. Take advice about the technical side of things – like water pressure and how far your taps should project over the basin – then choose styles that look great, function well and make you feel happy. At the same time you could save on bills by installing water-saving taps – and why not go for an aerated or lowflow showerhead, too? CONCEAL CLUTTER No one wants to look at bleach and old flannels when they’re having a relaxing bath or an invigorating shower. If your bathroom is short on storage, the easiest way to create more space is with a slimline, wallmounted cupboard (perhaps

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with a mirror on the door), though there are all sorts of other clever options, from racks and rails to shelves and hooks. Matching baskets, rows of glass jars and small wooden crates look very pretty and will help keep things tidy, while free-standing options such as caddies and towel ladders hold heaps of stuff and can be hugely convenient.

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AT THE WINDOW If your bathroom window has seen better days, consider replacing a dull roller blind with something more interesting. You need privacy and practicality, but why not have something beautiful, too? Roman blinds, café curtains or wooden louvres or shutters are all good options, or you could go for a cheap and instant transformation with adhesive film, either plain frosted or one with a subtle pattern. ADD A PLANT Not only are houseplants back in fashion once again, but they also make a great statement in a bathroom and have the added advantage – provide you choose the right type of plant – of absorbing some humidity and even reducing the levels of pollutants in the air. Look for plants that thrive in damp conditions and are happy with the level of light in your bathroom. Options include peace lilies, English ivy, reeds, palms and Boston ferns.

BRING IN MORE LIGHT Mirrors in bathrooms aren’t just for doing make-up – they also bounce light around the room and help make your smallest room feel brighter and more spacious. An oversized mirror will be a statement piece as well as an essential element. While thinking of light, check that you’re happy with your bulbs. Swapping to LEDs will save money in the long run, and you may also be able to increase the light levels overall. And if you don’t mind calling in an electrician for a quick job, you could consider changing your light fittings themselves for alternatives that are goodlooking and up-to-date. Just remember that they have to comply with safety regulations and be certified for use in a damp environment.

ATTACK OLD GROUT Recreate that brand-new bathroom feel by getting rid of discoloured grout – a simple DIY job that’s boring but shouldn’t take too long. It is always worth trying a thorough clean with proprietary products first, but if the mould or stains won’t shift, buy a special grout rake from a hardware store (they cost just a few pounds) and work your way carefully around the room, removing the old grout to a depth of at least 2mm. Buy a pack of fresh new grout, mix and apply according to the instructions. While you’re at it, take a careful look at your silicone sealants, too. If they are black and mouldy, carefully lift them off with a sharp knife, clean the area thoroughly, dry, and re-apply new sealant. You’ll need a steady hand for

this bit, so take a deep breath before you start, and if in doubt, search for an online video for guidance.

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Why It’s Smart To Face Up To Change

Life Begins

by Kate McLelland

“Turn and face the strange” sang the late, great David Bowie, warning: “Pretty soon now you’re gonna get older”. Whether you like or not, it’s important to understand that the older “you” is likely to have a very different body shape, skin tone and hair colour than the twenty-something version you remember so well. People with fair skins will find their complexions become more sallow with age, while darker skins may suffer from uneven pigmentation. Hair loses its gloss, turning grey or white, and attempts to dye it back to a youthful shade are often unsuccessful because that colour is no longer compatible with a mature skin tone. Unless you are exceptionally motivated when it comes to diet and exercise, it’s also likely that you will gain weight as you age. At the same time you will experience some height loss: people typically lose almost half an inch (about one centimetre) every ten years after age 40. Styling for men: how to be a grey fox GQ Magazine advises its mature readers: “Your wardrobe should err far more on the side of style than fashion”, adding that the key to dressing well in your 50s, 60s and 70s is

to make sure that clothes fit properly. Go through your wardrobe and throw away anything that squeezes in the wrong places. Swap trainers for smarter shoes and, where possible, buy longer-lasting, quality clothes instead of cheaper items. Well-cut jackets worn with crisp, well-ironed shirts will keep you looking good whatever your age. Baggy trousers should be avoided, but if you’ve gained some weight since your younger days, it’s safer to buy straight-cut trousers than squeeze into today’s more tapered styles. There is plenty of style advice for older men available online. A good place to start is the Grey Fox Blog (www.greyfoxblog. com) or alternatively you can find some inspirational styling ideas on Pinterest (pinterest. com). Styling for women: why it’s wise to accessorise Despite the fact that we are all living longer, clothes designers still seem to be obsessed with youth fashion. It can be frustrating to try on dresses, shirts and trousers designed for younger bodies, so if the tailoring doesn’t work with your contours, try experimenting with more flowing styles that don’t

longer cling to your body shape. 1½ paabout ge a If you are sensitive thickening waistline, formatoraa less-thanlso firm upper arms wrinkled neckline, simply conceal them a v a ilabclothing with light, flowing le or a scarf. Choosing bold

accessories as a focus for your outfit is a good way of diverting attention from features you’re less keen to show off. As hair tends to become drier and more brittle with age, consider experimenting with short hairstyles, layered or feathered to frame your face. Fortunately there are plenty of websites offering great fashion advice for mature women. Try Helen Walmsley-Johnson’s column The Invisible Woman at theguardian.com or visit Alyson Walsh’s blog site That’s Not My Age (thatsnotmyage.com). Knowledge is power. The key to styling in your later years is to understand the aging process and the way it affects your face and body. Age is something to be celebrated, not denied or ignored, and there’s much to be gained when - rather than ignoring or resisting the physical changes caused by aging - you finally decide to embrace them. Once you’ve developed your own, personal style, the chances are you’ll look as young as you feel.

The Life List The Book of Luke When I watched the original Star Wars trilogy I never realised I was also getting an education. Even if these were not the lessons I was looking for! 1. It’s all your dad’s fault and he will sometimes behave as if he’s conquered the universe. 2. The first girl that you’re attracted to may only love you as a brother. It’s probably better in the long run. 3. Joining a rebellion can be fun. You meet interesting, like-minded people to complain about how oppressed you are and how no one understands you. 4. Don’t let your parents try to talk you into

following a similar career path. Find your own way.

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7. When you get behind the wheel of a vehicle it can seem as if everyone else is out to get you. Keep safe and disengage the sat-nav if it’s distracting! 8. A dog – or anything that looks like one – will make a good companion. But don’t let it lick your face. 9. Always leave the party before it descends into schmaltz. Or Ewoks, which is pretty much the same thing. And remember, it usually works out okay in the long run. Especially if your name is Harrison Ford.

By Derek Thompson www.alongthewritelines.blogspot.co.uk

Motoring

By James Baggott

The Stars of the New York Motor Show

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The Big Apple’s new car showcase took place in April and James Baggott reported from the show floor. It may be held in the city that never sleeps, but walk around the New York Motor Show’s tiny halls and you may be in danger of drifting off. Thrilling and packed with big reveals this event was not, however, there were still a few new car unveils that could stave off unintentional narcolepsy – for a few minutes at least. In reality this show has very little real substance – and it’s dominated by the American manufacturers. Despite that, we managed to find six new models that caught our eye. Mercedes AMG GLC 63 & GLC 63 Coupe The only real European manufacturer to take the New York event seriously, Mercedes took the wraps off the car it’s billing as ‘perfectly at home off road or on the race track’. Featuring a 4.0-litre V8 with either 469bhp in standard guise, or 503bhp in ‘S’ trim, it’s an SUV capable of hitting 60mph in just 3.9 seconds. With a top speed of 155mph, the Germans say it’s a super sporty car with ‘everyday usability’. Prices are expected to start at around £65,000 with first deliveries in October. Jaguar F-Type 2.0-litre Before you dismiss this tiny 2.0-litre four cylinder in a hairy-chested sports car, know this: it’s still pushing out a not-so-weedy 296bhp. Jaguar hopes that a 060mph time of 5.4 seconds, 155mph top speed and a 52kg weight reduction will be enough to temper the scowls of those who sneer at this diminutive engine size. It’ll also bring the entry level price of an F-Type to £100 under £50k. Dodge SRT Challenger Demon Meet the 840bhp, Dodge SRT Challenger Demon – a car with so much horsepower that it can pull record-breaking wheelies. The 6.2-litre HEMIengined monster uses the Hellcat’s 707bhp lump and adds a bigger supercharger and increased boost pressure, resulting in 60mph in just 2.3 seconds – which puts it on a par with a Bugatti Chiron. Bonkers. Infiniti QX80 Unlike in the UK, the luxury arm of Nissan is rather successful in the States; thus the brand feels a Range Rover rivalling concept is a good idea. The Infiniti QX80 Monograph is currently billed as a ‘design study’, but the manufacturer says it signals its intent to enter the large SUV segment. Whether it’ll be made remains to be seen, but even if it does, a UK version is doubtful. Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk In the seemingly ever-raging battle to produce the world’s most powerful SUV, Jeep has made a bold claim for the title with this – the 707bhp Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk. Quite why any manufacturer wants the title is beyond us, but Americans have snapped it up nonetheless. Capable of 60mph in 3.5 seconds, a top speed of 180mph and a standing quarter mile in 11.6 seconds, this might just be a Jeep Cherokee that’s mildly acceptable to own. Toyota FT-4X Toyota’s designers appear to have created their latest FT-4X concept car by starting with a shoebox full of Lego and attempting to make something resembling a car. Half grown-up Tonka toy, half fridge freezer, the off-roader’s looks can kindly be described as ‘bold’. The maker says it hints at what the replacement for its equally visually-challenging, American-only FJ Cruiser, could look like if it ever gets the nod.

Beware Of Ticks When Walking Your Dog Ticks pose a serious health risk to your dog during the summer and early autumn months, particularly if you take them for walks through bracken and heather. If your dog has a long coat, a tick will barely be noticeable on the skin, so it’s important that you physically check their body when you finish your walk. What does a tick look like? Ticks are tiny spider-like creatures that attach themselves to a ‘host,’ and feed on their blood. Once they start to feed, the tick increases in size and becomes more noticeable to the human eye. Although it’s tempting to pull a tick from your dog, part of it is likely to remain under their skin which can have serious health consequences in the months that follow. You can buy a dedicated tick remover from your local pet shop or veterinary practice.

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Although other methods of removing ticks exist, tick removers allow you to twist and pull the tick from your dog, bringing the entire body away. Why are ticks dangerous to your pet? Ticks cause Lyme disease, or Lyme borreliosis, in dogs, but signs of illness don’t commonly appear until several months after they have been bitten. Symptoms include: • High fever. • Loss of appetite. • Swelling of the joints. • Swollen lymph nodes. • Lethargy. Once diagnosed, a prolonged course of antibiotics can be used to fight the infection, but some dogs may continue to experience recurring symptoms throughout their life. www.lymediseaseaction.org.uk/about-ticks/ stopthetick.co.uk/ www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=2+2102&aid=458

By Ann Haldon

Parenting

Summer of Fun children learning about wildlife ©National Trust ImagesDavid Levenson From family-friendly festivals to wet weather fun, we’ve plenty of ideas to keep the kids entertained this summer. Back to nature Fly a kite, go geocaching, build a den, explore a new trail – you don’t have to travel far or spend a lot of money to have fun outdoors. If you need some inspiration, try The National Trust’s 50 things to do before you’re 11¾ list, which is available as a free app, a printed leaflet, or a PDF. The app is particularly appealing for tech-savvy kids, as it lets them record their activities and earn printable certificates. Activities range from bug hunting and playing pooh sticks to canoeing, rock climbing and orienteering. Festivals Festival season isn’t just for the grown-ups – there are plenty of family-friendly festivals to choose from, including: • Suffolk’s Latitude Festival has its own family campsite and kids’ area. Children can enjoy a whole host of activities, from pizza making to weird science. There are live shows for children of all ages, a kids’ disco, and plenty of music to dance along to. • At Camp Bestival children can learn circus tricks, be entertained by Mister Maker,

by Kate Duggan Mr Tumble and Dick & Dom, jump on the world’s biggest bouncy castle, and lots more. • Cheshire’s Just So festival is specifically aimed at children and offers a ‘magical experience where art, music and literature are embedded and entwined in a beautiful and wondrous landscape.’ There’s everything from baby yoga and storytelling to dance workshops, live shows and a jelly fight! • Chagstock is rather smaller than Latitude or Bestival, but offers great value for money. An adult weekend ticket is £90, including camping, and under-12s go free. There’s a family camping area, play area, bouncy castle and various activities. Learning through play The summer holidays are not the time to worry about spelling tests and practice papers. However, that doesn’t mean that your child can’t have fun learning a new skill, whether it’s sewing, baking or climbing trees. Many children struggle with learning how to tell the time. If yours is one of them, a Twistiti watch might help them master that particular skill this summer. Hours and minutes are brightly coloured and easy to read. There are

also lots of interchangeable straps to choose from, including camouflage, animal print and stripes. Our eight year old tester said the watch made it much easier for her to work out the time, see www.twistiti.com. Wet days at home The British weather being what it is, there are likely to be some rainy days this summer. It can help to have some plans up your sleeve, so here are a few ideas: • Build a den inside. A couple of chairs or a table, a few old sheets or blankets, and a washing line with pegs are all you need. Use the den for family board games, picnics and teddy bear tea parties. • Have a treasure hunt, with a series of clues, or a scavenger hunt to find mini prizes or chocolate coins. • Make some puppets out of old socks, cardboard boxes or wooden spoons; write a play and put on a performance for other members of the family. • If you just can’t tear them away from their screens, have a pyjama party. Add pizza, popcorn and playmates and you should be able to hide out in another room for at least an hour’s peace and quiet.

Sticky Barbecue Chicken Wings Serves 4

Ready in 50 minutes

Recipe

Chicken wings are a great budget buy and perfect for a TV dinner or speedy supper. Serve with a home-made coleslaw or rice salad for a more substantial meal.

Preheat the oven to 200C, 180 fan, gas 6. Place the wings on a metal rack set over a roasting tin and roast in the preheated oven for 15 minutes.

Ingredients: • • • • • •

1 kg chicken wings 8tbsp tomato ketchup 2tbsp Worcestershire sauce 3tbsp smooth mango chutney 2tsp Dijon mustard 1tbsp sunflower oil

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150ml soured cream 2 spring onions, trimmed and finely chopped 1tbsp fresh snipped chives

Meanwhile, make the sticky glaze by mixing together the ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, mango chutney, mustard and oil in a small bowl. Season with salt and freshly ground black pepper.

FOR THE DIP

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Remove the roasting tin from the oven and liberally brush the glaze all over the chicken wings.

TIP

You can cook the wings on a hot barbecue for an al fresco supper. It’s best to cook them in the oven for the first 15 minutes then glaze and just place them on the barbecue for the last 15-20 minutes of cooking time.

Return the roasting tin to the oven and roast the wings for a further 1520 minutes until the wings are golden brown and slightly charred in places. 5

Mix together the dip ingredients in a small bowl. Serve with the chicken wings.

Short Story

Short Story Tadpoles By Jackie Brewster Dennis sat on his bench, pond watching. The starlings were coming home to roost. It was his favourite time of day. He enjoyed the soothing sound made by the fountain playing on the surface of the water. Gaynor said the fountain was tacky - two little stone cherubs huddled under their umbrella - but Dennis liked it. His peace was broken by Gaynor running down the lawn towards him. “That was our Daniel on the phone, you’ll never guess what?” Dennis could never guess what when it came to Gaynor. “Is his car alright?” He searched Gaynor’s flushed face for clues. “Never mind his car.” Gaynor perched on the bench next to him, fizzing with excitement. “He took Carly for a twelve week scan today.” Dennis nodded. “Aren’t you pleased?” she asked. “I’m always pleased,” Dennis said, watching a dragonfly hover among the reeds. “That’s not even the best bit,” Gaynor looked like she was about to pop. “They’re only having twins!” A wood pigeon flapped its wings in the ash tree. “Crikey,” said Dennis. “That’ll be a handful.” “We’re going to be grandparents,” Gaynor frowned. “Is that all you can say?” He unscrewed the tub of fish food. “You’re not doing that smelly stuff now are you?” she said.

“Of all times?” “Fish have got to eat, Gaynor,” Dennis said. He rather liked the smell of fish food; it smelled honest. Gaynor watched with pursed lips as the flakes floated across the pond’s surface. “Of course that thing will have to go,” she said finally. “What will?” Dennis looked up. “The pond,” Gaynor tutted. “You can’t have toddlers around a pond, it’s not safe.” “They’re not even born yet,” Dennis said indignantly. “We have to show good faith,” Gaynor said. “Danny and Carly won’t bring them round if it’s not child-friendly.” Dennis opened his mouth to object. “It’s no good.” Gaynor looked at the pond as though it was toxic waste. “It’ll have to be filled in.” Dennis brooded, saying nothing. The only sound was the little cherub fountain. “Would you look at that!” he said suddenly. “What?” Gaynor said. “On the lily pad.” He pointed. “That little black fellow.” “What’s that?” Gaynor peered over the top of her glasses. A shiny creature clung trembling to the leaf. “It’s a frog,” Dennis said. “I knew we had tadpoles, this must be the first one to find its legs.” “I didn’t know we had tadpoles,” Gaynor said. “We’ve had a fair few,” Dennis said. “Sweet little chap, isn’t it?” “Very sweet,” Gaynor said.

Dennis sat back and smiled. “Do you remember filling a jam jar with frogspawn when you were a kid?” he said. “Oh yes.” She stretched out her legs. “I can remember it like it was yesterday.” “Then they’d hatch into tadpoles,” Dennis said. “We’d keep them in the pantry,” Gaynor said, “then tip them back into the brook and watch them swim away.” “Did you have a fishing net?” Dennis asked. “I didn’t, I used to scoop them up with my bare hands.” “You were brave,” Gaynor chuckled. “Summer lasts for ages when you’re a kid,” Dennis said, and then there was silence between them. The wood pigeon cooed. “I suppose we could just build a little fence around it,” Gaynor said finally. “You know, to make it safe.” “I suppose,” Dennis nodded. “That would be no bother.” “We could buy them fishing nets,” Gaynor added, “for when they’re older.” “Not a bad idea.” Dennis smiled and put his arm around Gaynor. “Twins, eh?” He chuckled, gazing at the pair of cherubs beneath their stone umbrella.

The Great Beyond

Technology

Tech tools to help you wherever you may roam

Whether you’re hiking up mountains or just trying to get around Glastonbury, travelling can be made much easier with a few well-chosen gadgets - and some of the available options might surprise you. Fancy a hairgrip that doubles as a saw? Such things exist: the Monkey Business MultiTool Hairgrip (around £8.50) comes in stainless steel and is shaped to include a little wrench, screwdriver, cutter and ruler as well as being a hair grip. You can also use it in shopping trolleys instead of coins, although that only applies to pre-2017 ones: the new twelve-sided pound coin has sadly made most trolley coins redundant. Fancy something a bit sturdier? Since the wonderful Leatherman became a global hit, there’s been no shortage of multi-tools that attempt to provide everything you could possibly need in a single gadget. If you have Leatherman ambitions but not the accompanying budget, you’ll find cheaper options from the likes of supermarket favourite Rolson, whose 36019 multi-tool offers 12 stainless steel tools for £13.41. Just don’t take it anywhere you’re not allowed blades, such as airports. If you’d rather have something

a little more high tech, the world of wearables continues to grow: for example TomTom’s Runner watches combine activity tracking with GPS for around £59, and there are even GPS-enabled trackers for kids such as the Witmoving Wrist Watch, which is available for around £19. The benefit of such kids’ watches is that they enable a lost child to press the SOS button to call a parent or guardian, and the companion app can tell you exactly where the child is if they wander off. Just be aware that anything that uses a phone SIM, such as the Witmoving watch, will need a data contract: a pay as you go deal from the likes of budget operator Giffgaff, which uses O2’s network, offers reliable coverage for a low price. You can spend much more on a fully-featured smartwatch that does pretty much everything, but for now if it’s pure activity tracking you’re looking for, a running watch such as the TomTom is a better and cheaper option. Chances are that wherever you’re going, you’ll want to keep your phone charged - and if you’re far from a plug socket that isn’t always easy. The most effective portable chargers, such as the Anker PowerCore 13000 (around £24), are

designed to be charged at home and then used when your phone battery runs out of puff, and they boast a range of features to charge quickly and to turn off the power when the battery’s full. They’re a little bulky compared to emergency phone chargers, which tend to give you just enough power to make a few calls, but they’re good for multiple full charges. Solar chargers are more environmentally friendly - at least, after they’ve been manufactured - and they can be quite cheap: Amazon currently lists a number of decent 10000mAh solar chargers for around £15, some of which can charge multiple devices simultaneously and double as LED flashlights. Be aware that such chargers only use solar energy as a backup: like other portable chargers they’ve got a great big battery inside them that you’re expected to charge before you go out and about. The panel is there for peace of mind should your adventure last longer than expected, but in the British summer don’t expect a full charge to happen very quickly.

Images L to R: Hairclip multitool; TomTom Runner watch; Witmoving Wrist Watch with GPS; Waterproof solar charger

Travel

Prague Golden City of Bohemia By Solange Hando On a majestic loop of the Vltava river, the ‘Golden City of Bohemia’ greets you with a touch of Venetian charm. Islands, bridges, canals, swans gliding along the banks, traditional steamers and tourist boats, it’s a romantic place where water tumbles over the weir and spires and domes mingle their reflections from morning to night. Whatever the season, the Vltava mirrors the mood of the sky, as meek as a lamb or impatient and wild, but along the banks life moves at a leisurely pace and there’s always plenty of time to enjoy a candle-lit dinner at the water’s edge or stroll under the bridges. For in the Czech capital, every bridge has a story to tell, none more so than the Charles bridge with its foundation stone laid at the auspicious time of 5.31am on 9th July 1357. Today Prague’s best loved icon still spans the river for over 500 metres, guarded by 30 statues of saints sculpted by famous Bohemian artists. For locals and visitors alike, it’s the heart of town: the place to see and be seen, watch the artists painting the scene, listen to music and enjoy the sunset when the river

shimmers like gold. For 450 years it was the only bridge across the river, but others followed, linking the town on the right bank to the castle district on the left. On the hill top, beyond the luminous vineyards, so unexpected in a city, the UNESCO castle rises proud and strong, once the residence of the kings of Bohemia and still housing the presidential offices. It’s a vast complex with an enticing maze of towers and gates, museums, galleries and quaint medieval cottages strung along the Golden Lane. At the heart of it all is St Vitus cathedral where the crown jewels are kept under seven locks and keys. Not so far away is the Lesser District with its parklands and mini Eiffel Tower, but across the river the Old Town begs to be explored, an eclectic mix of styles from Renaissance and Baroque to Rococo, Art Nouveau and more. It’s an open book in the history of art but sooner or later the Old Town Square holds you spellbound. Horse-drawn carriages rattle on the flagstones, bustling café terraces serve goulash, potato pancake and desserts doused

in butter and cream, flowers bloom all around and crowds gather by the astronomical clock to watch the figurines come out to mark the passing of time. Others stroll under the arcades or wander in the lanes in search of Bohemian glassware, porcelain, colourful textiles or garnet, the traditional Czech stone. The more energetic climb to the top of the town hall tower to gaze in wonder at the most fabulous views over the fabled ‘City of 100 Spires’ and the river wandering through its myriad treasures on the way to the Elbe. According to legend, a Bohemian princess once dreamed of a city whose fame would reach the stars as it flourished on the banks of the Vltava. Perhaps this is why the ever-changing river has inspired so many writers and artists, including the 19th century Czech composer Smetana who dedicated a Symphonic Poem to its journey across the land. He called it ‘Ma Vlast’, my homeland, and today, with its unrivalled heritage and convivial ambience, Prague, its capital, is one of the most visited cities in Europe.

Lives, Loves and Stories: Remembering Jane Austen was a rector. She was the seventh child of eight but had only one sister, Cassandra. While not an orphan herself, she knew the uncertain nature of their lives. Her father and his two sisters had been orphaned and taken in by relatives while her own cousin, Jane Cooper, was orphaned when still young and single.

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Reading that Jane attended, while Emma’s matchmaking habit may owe something to Mrs Lefroy, Jane’s older friend. She disapproved of her nephew Tom’s courtship of Jane and tried to fix her up with the Reverend Samuel Blackall instead.

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Jane Cooper lost her mother to typhus in 1783, contracted when her mother and Mrs Austen collected the two Janes and Cassandra Austen, all suffering from typhus, from Southampton. They were being educated there by Mrs Cawley, another relative - yet it was only the 12-year-old Jane Cooper who wrote to the Austens, warning them their daughter Jane was seriously ill.

The 18th of July marks the 200th anniversary of Jane Austen’s death, yet the stories and characters she created are now more familiar and beloved than ever. Star-filled film and TV adaptions and literary spin-offs abound. But how many of her novels’ characters and events were from Jane’s life? In his biography, her brother Henry called her character-creating ability “almost unlimited.” But he insisted it was purely creation. “She drew from nature; but, whatever may have been surmised to the contrary, never from individuals.” That may be true, and posthumous censorship of Jane’s letters has removed many potential clues to her influences. Yet some are still discernible.

After her mother’s death, Jane Cooper seems to have lived with the Austens for much of the time and was probably there permanently after her father’s death in 1792. It was then that she met and quickly became engaged to Thomas Williams, later Sir Thomas. This was a lucky outcome for an orphaned girl with little fortune. She may have at least partially inspired the orphaned and unfortunate Jane Fairfax in Emma.

A Modest Upbringing Jane was born on 16th December 1775 in Steventon in Hants, where her father

Mrs Goddard’s ‘real, honest, old-fashioned boarding-school’ in Emma supposedly resembles the Abbey Boarding School in

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to take to marriage; this was her reality too. She also knew something about scandalous elopement, a plot twist featured in the novel when Lydia Bennett elopes with the immoral Mr Wickham. The Austen’s distant Twistleton relatives had a son who eloped in 1788 with Charlotte Wattell, a fellow amateur actor.

Jane knew of ‘long’ and ‘uncertain’ engagements too, which feature in Persuasion. Due to lack of money, her sister Cassandra had been engaged to Thomas Fowle for around three years when he died serving as a military chaplain in San Domingo. Anne’s flirtations in Persuasion may have been inspired by Jane’s holiday romance in Lyme, although apparently, Jane’s suitor sadly died soon after. However, her only engagement, to Harris Bigg-Withers, was definitely uncertain. It lasted for just one day in December 1802 before she changed her mind. Sadly, whatever her true inspirations may have been, Jane died at just 41 with her novel Sanditon still unfinished, and many more stories still untold.

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CODEWORD

Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number between 1 and 26. The codes for three letters are shown. As you find the letters enter them in the box below.

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General Xword

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General Knowledge Crossword Across 7. Cooked meat and/ or vegetables served with a soft tortilla and grated cheese (6) 8. Shrub mainly used for garden hedging (6) 9. Long-eared creature, similar to a rabbit (4) 10. Lipstick, for example (8) 11. Plume (7) 13. Birthstone for November (5) 15. Facing of a jacket (5) 17. Manufacturing plant (7) 20. Spicy pasta steamed with

a meat and vegetable stew (8) 21. Turned-back hem at the end of a sleeve (4) 22. Domesticated polecat used chiefly when hunting rabbits (6) 23. Guided anti-ship missile (6) Down 1. Roof of the mouth (6) 2. US coin worth one tenth of a dollar (4) 3. Schoolbag (7) 4. Muscle cramp (5) 5. Maritime rescue vessel (8) 6. Light-sensitive membrane at the back of the eye (6)

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reaction to a stimulus (6) 19. Favourite saying of a sect or political group (5) 21. Black bird with a raucous call (4)

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Across 1 Tubs I’m off to present (6) 4 Overemphasised ‘sweets’ (8) 9 It sounds like sheep and goose country (6) 10 Patterns around a church wing (8) 12 Flower near mug I ordered (8) 13 Story’s partly healthy writer (6) 15 Acceptable notes, formerly (4) 16 Nearest wardrobe has saved face (7) 20 Leaves tots use improperly (4,3) 21 A list of people you heard (4) 25 Lab with mad letter from Greece (6) 26 Native ox dealt with anger (8) 28 Cad’s clue about a blind alley (3-2-3) 29 Enthusiastic shooter disturbed hog! (4,2) 30 Oldest heart tried is very unpopular (8) 31 A camper may be focused (6)

Down 1 Operator having to cut fish (8) 2 A girl overcame Sir Tim! (8) 3 An element some idiots eat (6) 5 Nobleman hearing organ left (4) 6 Garment shop first to lose clothes (8) 7 Swimmer in scarlet staggered (6) 8 Washington city deprived of a sink (6) 11 “Sword wound,” a girl added (7) 14 Medusa’s reformed, it’s thought (7) 17 Unnecessary pointers shock leader (8) 18 Sweet food rum genie prepared (8) 19 Rat count agitated a traitor! (8) 22 Calm child initially put in tartan cloth (6) 23 Charm of an animal with short tail (6) 24 God took a seat before a vase (6) 27 Noble lady angry about her core (4)

Solution Across: 1 Submit, 4 Desserts, 9 Uganda, 10 Transept, 12 Geranium, 13 Orwell, 15 Once, 16 Closest,

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Pictograms

Hidato Starting at 1 and finishing at 49, track your way from one square to another, either horizontally, vertically or diagonally, placing consecutive numbers into the empty squares as you go. Some numbers are already given.

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Across 1. Asian giant has to exist! (7) 7. Article put on once more (5) 8. A beast paroled in error (7) 9. Lady’s garment is nicked! (5) 11. Beams, we hear, to put up (5) 12. Stop rash leader splitting bill (5) 14. “Iron before steel,” smith starts (5) 16. Danger reduced by a German dish (7) 18. A part of Beirut terrifying, say (5) 19. After 12 months, a man ached (7) Down 1. Stories about closer beers (5) 2. Be critical of a short novel (3) 3. React badly to thinly detectable amount (5) 4. Broken drain’s lowest point (5) 5. Red vehicle belonging to me (7) 6. Animal trap a deviant nears (5) 10. Animals close to corruption (7) 12. Rene’s good American perk (5)

13. Make mistakes in a 15. Bore also found in state or county (5) empty shed (5) 14. Food beyond 17. Metal (it turned up Aaron’s starter (5) near lead) (3)

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1. The first episode since its pilot not to have a title beginning with the words "The One", The Last One was the 236th and final episode of which TV show? 2. The 1990 film The Two Jakes was the sequel to which 1974 film? 3. In the novel by Alexandre Dumas, what are the names of The Three Musketeers? 4. What was the first TV show to be aired on Channel Four? 5. Who did Winston Churchill replace on the back of five pound notes issued by the Bank of England? 6. Which zone one station is the only one on the London Underground to have a name that contains six consecutive consonants? 7. Who was given an honourary award at the Oscars in 1938, receiving one main statuette and seven miniature ones? 8. What colour is the eight-ball in a game of eight-ball pool? 9. In a match against Manchester United in 1995, who were the first football team to concede nine goals in an English Premier League football match? 10. According to the Book of Exodus, what was the name of the mountain on which the Ten Commandments were given to Moses by God?

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Can you replace the blanks below with parts of the body to come up with 15 valid English words?

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7 Picture house (6) 8 Annually (6) 9 Successor (4) 10 Type of artist (8) 11 Space craft (7)

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13 Loosen (5) 15 Perfume (5)

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17 The mean (7) 20 Put into order (8)

21 Knitting stitch (4) 23 Taken without consent (6) 24 Almost (6) Down 1 American coin (4) 2 Longs for (6)

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3 Incorrectly (7)

14 Obvious (7)

4 Thick sweet liquid (5)

16 Tidily (6)

5 Occur (6)

18 Revoke (6)

6 Permitting (8)

19 Representative (5)

12 Precise (8)

22 Annoy (4)

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L O F D E N You have two minutes to find all the words of three or more letters that can be made from the letters above. Plurals are allowed, proper nouns are not. The 6 letter word will always be just a normal everyday word.

3 letters: 14 4 letters: 12 5 letters: 2 6 letters: 2

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Word Ladder

Change one letter at a time (but not the position of any letter) to make a new word - and move from the word at the top of the ladder to the word at the bottom, using the exact number of rungs provided.

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WORDWHEEL

Using only the letters in the Wordwheel, you have ten minutes to find as many words as possible, none of which may be plurals, foreign words or proper nouns. Each word must be of three letters or more, all must contain the central letter and letters can only be used once in every word. There is at least one word that uses all of the letters in the wheel.

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TARGET Excellent: 48 or more words Good: 40 words Fair: 34 words

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