Todd Beauregard

Adrenalin junkie. Husband to my brick house "bad-girlfriend" of 23 years: Anita On-road freedom: Harley Davidson Iron 883 (Denim black). Off-road freedom: '95 Jeep Wrangler (topless, of course). Weekend vocation: Bouncer of Drunks at the Cynthia Woods-Mitchell Pavilion (I'm paid to watch concerts and free-love on the lawn.) Daytime vocation: Bouncer of convicted killers, rapists, drug addicts, robbers and former school yard bullies who live on your streets. I stand between the wolves and the sheep, literally. Weekend warrior: Specialist in the Texas Guard (Ret.). CrossFit enthusiast with a bent for extreme cardio. Don't believe me? Come run with me some time. Bring oxygen and pack a lunch. I've witnessed autopsies of abused children and I've stared their killers in the eye. This has given me an edge that frightens most. I'm impatient, impetuous and opinionated. I don't care if you're uncomfortable around me. In fact, I like it. I watched my best friend die and there was nothing I could do about it. No one int