Tri-Color Times 2007-04

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Granger High School

Tri-Color Times

April 1, 2007

Volume XLIX, Issue 05

April

Dude, Where's My Car Keys

Sunday, April 1 Early start day School starts at 5:30 am DON”T BE LATE

Monday, April 2 No clothes day Tryouts for the slip and slide team Don’t shave your armpits week

Tuesday, April 3 Super Hero Day wear your costumes Bob sled team tryouts

Wednesday, April 4 Spanish Speaking Day Half day only go to your first two periods Curling team tryouts

Thursday, April 5 Spandex Day Speed walker team tryouts meet at Valley Fair Mall

Friday, April 6 Emo Pants Day Longest armpit hair contest Granger poker contest bring your game face

Saturday, April 7 Clover Dance At Stonehenge 12 noon Hope you can river dance Vice Princiipal Snarr alomst enthusiastic about collecting car keys from students.

Sunday, April 8 Easter, wear your bunny costumes Longest hop contest

By Malerie Phillips

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veryday, students ask where they should go for lunch, or for those who don’t go to all their classes, where to go to sluff. Our lovely police officers patrol our parking lot, checking for cars without parking stickers, and students trying to sneak out during class time. Everyone has broken a main rule at Granger at least once. The rule? Going off campus during school hours. That’s right, Granger is a close campus school, but who hasn’t left during lunch? The administration has seen students leave during school this as a growing problem and is about to put a stop to it. How can they stop all students who wish to leave the building during school, you may ask, especially when many of us own cars? Our lovely administration had a meeting about what to do

about this problem just last week. The solution? Placing tire boots (the orange mechanism that they place on your tire that prevents you from driving the car away.) on all the cars and having all students who drive to place their keys in a box at the front entrance on their way to class. How will this prevent students from leaving campus through the day? Students won’t have their keys until the end of the day when they stop and pick them up on their way out. The tire boots on the other hand won’t be removed until the last half hour of school. True, some students can walk to places around the area, but they won’t get past the policemen that will be placed at each entrance and exit of the school. For those of us who don’t have four classes a day, you have to go to the front office and get a spe-

cial slip from one of the secretaries to show the police officers. Then they will let you find your keys in the box, and escort them to your car so they can remove the boot. So just show up late so your car won’t be booted right? Wrong. Their will be a police officer patrolling the parking lot every half hour to make sure all cars have a boot on them and no one is trying to leave. All those who like to sluff and leave, or those who want to leave campus during lunch better think twice before trying to leave. Maybe I forgot to mention it, but anytime you show up late or try leave early and they catch you, you will be written a ticket and must pay a fine of up to $50. So ask yourself, is McDonalds’ dollar menu really worth all the trouble?

INSIDE FOOTBALL TEAM CUT

Next year will start out with no football team due to the school's effort to save money.

– page 02

INDEX

WALMART HIGH SCHOOL

Granger is being rebuilt and will become Walmart High.

– page 08

Monday, April 9 No skool due to rain

Tuesday, April 10 Figure skating team tryouts French speaking day

Wednesday, April 11 Bagpipe music day Shave your head day

Thursday, April 12 Wear your kilt day

Friday, April 13 Dye your hair black day Speed racer tryouts

Saturday, April 14 Mrs.Granger tryouts Green Plant Awareness Day

Sunday, April 15 Phonebook ripping contest Get a FREE Hummer 2 for your old car

Football Goes Mini..........................................02 Politically Correct Classes.............................. 04 No More Substitutes....................................... 06 Lunch, Elementary Style.................................07


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