TOTI
John Grey
Toti was born in New Haven in 1975. Her dream was to be a Playboy Centerfold. She wrote her facts and figures in a notebook, continually updated them. to be ready when Hugh Hefner called. Her hobbies remained the same movies, riding horses and charity work. For the latter, she washed cars in a bikini, one Saturday a month to raise moeny for Lupus awareness. She was always on the lookout for a pithy phrase, the kind of quotes that Playboy always plugged into the accompanying article so readers would know that there was more to this naked woman than her lovely body. “I love foreign movies though not the ones with subtitles and Rachmanicoff (sic) and I love to hike in the woods.” Her parents tried to steer her into something more appropriate to a girl her age like a supermarket cashier job or a secretary like her elder sister.
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