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TROT FUNDRAISER AT THE MAVERICK Therapeutic Riding of Tucson. 8920 E. Woodland Road. TROT is teaming up with the Maverick for an afternoon of live country music and dancing. $10 cover at the door will go entirely to TROT. Three bands have donated their time and talents to benefit TROT. Sun., June 29, 2-7 p.m., 749-2360.

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Country” and more. Fri., June 20, 7:30 p.m., Tickets start at $10. 547-3040. foxinfo@foxtucsoncom OUTDOOR CONCERT SERIES Free concerts by Tucson musicians performing in a range of styles, including steel drum; folk and classical guitar; Latin, modern and classical jazz; boogie woogie piano, blues, country and more are held at 6 p.m., the second Thursday of every month, at Oro Valley Marketplace, 12155 N. Oracle Road; and at 7 p.m., the first and third Friday of every month, at Geronimo Plaza in Main Gate Square, 820 E. University Blvd.; free. Visit saaca.org/Music for schedules. TUCSON REPERTORY ORCHESTRA Grace St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. 2331 E. Adams St. 327-6857. The orchestra, featuring conductor Toru Tagawa and pianist Reiko Shimokawa, presents Music of the Masters, including Tchaikovsky’s Symphony No. 5 and Piano Concerto No. 1. Sat., June 21, 2-4 p.m., Free. 461-4537. https://www.facebook.com/ events/1421469301453975/ trorchestra@gmail.com

LAST CHANCE BROADWAY IN TUCSON UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Jersey Boys runs through Sunday, June 22. Showtimes and ticket prices vary. Visit broadwayintucson.com for a schedule, tickets and more information.

OUT OF TOWN SANTA CRUZ SHOESTRING PLAYERS Community Performing Arts Center. 1250 W. Continental Road. Green Valley. 399-1750. “Willy Wonka,” a musical based on the book “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” is staged at 7 p.m., Thursday through Saturday, June 19 through 21; and 3 p.m., Sunday, June 22. Tickets are $20, or $15 in advance from performingartscenter.thundertix.com/events. For performance information, visit santacruzshoestringplayers.com. June 19-21, 7 p.m. and Sun., June 22, 3 p.m.

OPENING THIS WEEK MUSICAL MAYHEM CABARET AUDITIONS Unscrewed Theater. 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 8612986. Tucson’s under-rehearsed and over-dramatic musical comedy troupe is holding auditions for big voices and bigger personalities. Must be older than 18. Email musicalmayhemcabaret@gmail.com to set up an appointment. Mon., June 23, 6:30-8 p.m., Free. 3042007. http://www.musicalmayhemcabaret.weebly.com MUSICAL MAYHEM CABARET PERFORMS TWISTED BROADWAY Unscrewed Theater. 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 8612986. Musical Mayhem Cabaret offers a new, totally twisted show where the gals get the guy’s songs, and vice versa. Viewer discretion advised. Sun., June 22, 7-9 p.m., $7 (cash only at the door). 304-2007. http:// www.musicalmayhemcabaret.weebly.com musicalmayhemcabaret@gmail.com

CONTINUING COMEDY PLAYHOUSE: PYGMALION Comedy Playhouse. 3620 N. First Ave. 260-6442. George Bernard Shaw’s classic play. Liza Doolittle hopes

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THE GREAT AMERICAN PLAYHOUSE The Great American Playhouse. 13005 N. Oracle Road. 512-5145. Naomi and Michelle’s High School History Project opens Thursday, June 12, and runs through Saturday, Aug. 30. Showtimes are 7 p.m., Thursday; 6 and 8:30 p.m., Friday; 3 and 6 p.m., Saturday; and 3 p.m., Sunday; $17.95, $7.95 for children ages 12 and younger, $15.95 for students, seniors and active military. Visit greatamericanplayhouse.com for reservations and

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OPENING THIS WEEK BARRIOS AND BREWERIES OF TUCSON Borderlands Brewing Company. 119 E. Toole Ave. 2618773. Images of Tucson breweries, barrios and Day of the Dead themes on ceramic tiles on wooden doors and

metal. Some original paintings, prints on coasters, and mixed-media all sizes. All the work of local Tucson artist Jennifer North. Pieces are available for purchase. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 4-9 p.m. Continues through July 26. art@borderlandsbrewing.com ECKSTROM-COLUMBUS BRANCH LIBRARY Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. “Connecting Communities Through Art.” Melo Dominguez is an artist from Los Angeles who now lives in Tucson. Mel was a Getty Intern and the

Summer Youth Coordinator for a community youth mural project. Mel’s artwork is an expression of her Chicano/a culture and political/social issues. June 19-July 31, Free. FOUR CORNERS GALLERY & GIFT SHOP Four Corners Gallery & Gift Shop. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, Suite 16. 202-3888. “Luminous: Intimate Images of the Desert Flora.” Experience a different perspective of our desert flora through renowned macrophotographer, Vicky Stromee’s recent works. A reception takes place from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., Thursday, June 19. Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 31, Free. http://www.tucsondart.com desertartmuseum@gmail.com PASTEL DEMONSTRATION Desert Artisans’ Gallery. 6536 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4412. Enjoy a free pastel demonstration by local artist, Emely McConkey. View the process of painting in pastel using under-washes and layers of color to create the visual pop of light. Sat., June 21, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. http://www.DesertArtisansGallery.com RAICES TALLER 222 Raices Taller 222 Art Gallery and Workshop. 218 E. Sixth St. 881-5335. ¡Chubasco! is an exhibition of artwork with rain and water themes to help you cool off and get you ready for the upcoming monsoon thunderstorms. Paintings, sculpture, photography, and mixedmedia work by invited guest artists and member artists - all celebrating our desert rains and precious water. Sat., June 21, 6-9 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through July 26, free. raicestaller222@ aol.com

CONTINUING CONTRERAS GALLERY Contreras Gallery. 110 E. Sixth St. 398-6557. “Dogboy Trinity” Jeremy Singer, Dwayne Manuel and David Moreno, an insightful and creative blend of culture. Three Native American artist: Navajo, Tohono O’odham, and Yaqui, exhibiting paintings, drawings and prints. An opening reception takes place Saturday, June 7, from 6 to 9 p.m. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through June 28, free. http://contrerashousefineart.com. contrerasart@msn.com. DAVIS DOMINGUEZ GALLERY Davis Dominguez Gallery. 154 E. Sixth St. 629-9759. Small Things Considered: 22nd Small Works Invitational features small paintings, sculpture and varied media by more than 80 gallery regulars and guest artists. One work each, 12-inch by 12-inch paintings, sculpture 18 inches high. Not a show of miniatures, but complete art statements in a small space. Prominent Tucson artists from many galleries and new players from the “wild card” invitee list. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through June 28, Free. http://www.davisdominguez.com. info@davisdominguez.com. DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. DeGrazia Paints the Signs of the Zodiac opens May 30. In a nod to popular culture in the early 1970’s, Southwestern artist Ted DeGrazia created a series of astrological paintings, drawings and essays. May 30-Jan. 28, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. http://degrazia. org cs@degrazia.org

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#(/7 3#!. 2DA 5AAGHU^O OAHA?PERA CQE@A PK 2Q?OKJ NAOP=QN=JPO CONTINUTED FROM PAGE 26 be hard to choose. We were knocked out by the tuna tartare and completely surprised by the sweet-and-sour fish. The sushi rolls have clever names; the Big Birtha comes to mind. While the prices are a little high, the portion sizes more than make up for it. (5-5-11) $$-$$$$ HANA TOKYO S 5435 S. Calle Santa Cruz, No. 185. 807-2212. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The second Hana Tokyo—the first one is in Sierra Vista— offers a huge selection of Japanese offerings, including teppan yaki. However, it’s the sushi artistry that makes Hana Tokyo stand out; the enormous scorpion roll is actually shaped like a scorpion, for example. Not only do the sushi rolls look cool; they taste great, too. (7-2111) $$-$$$$ KAZOKU SUSHI AND JAPANESE CUISINE E 4210 E. Speedway Blvd. 777-6249. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday noon-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The sushi and other offerings at Kazoku will delight your taste buds, and the décor is beautiful. The lack of an all-you-can-eat option means you should bring a loaded wallet. (1-14-10) $-$$$ MR. AN’S TEPPAN STEAK AND SUSHI NW 6091 N. Oracle Road. 797-0888. Open MondayFriday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, VISA. There’s fire! There’s fish! There’s fun! All brought to you by Tucson’s hospitality icon, Mr. An. The teppan side of the menu offers all the usual goodies prepared by some of the friendliest teppan chefs in town. You can get regular sushi items as well. But then there are the house specialties like the Mango Crunch or the Summerhaven or even the improbable Bleu Panda. Any way you choose, this is a great choice for a fun family night out or a special occasion. (8-26-10) $$-$$$ SHOGUN JAPANESE RESTAURANT AND SUSHI BAR NW 5036 N. Oracle Road. 888-6646. Open MondayFriday 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday noon-9 p.m. Café/Sushi Bar. Beer, Wine and Sake. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Traditional Japanese cuisine is served up by kimono-clad waitresses in an atmosphere right out of the miniseries by the same name. You get decent sushi and fine renditions of other Japanese specialties $-$$

SUSHI LOUNGE S 4802 S. Sixth Ave. 294-4408. Open daily 11 a.m.10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Another sushi option has finally arrived on the southside! With an extensive menu featuring not only sushi, but also many other Chinese and Japanese appetizer and entrée options, there is something for everyone. If you find yourself suddenly missing those other southside restaurants, order your sushi rolls “Mexican style,” and they’ll add onions and jalapeños. (6-28-12) $$-$$$ SUSHI TEN E 4500 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 1. 324-0010. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Sunday 5-9 p.m. Café/Sushi Bar. Beer, Wine and Sake. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. After several years of turbulent ownership changes, it appears this onetime Tucson favorite has made a nice comeback. The sushi and nigiri is fresh and tasty; the all-you-can-eat ($19.95) and happy-hour/lunch deals (with much of the menu offered for half-price) are amazing. (8-5-10) $-$$$ SUSHI TRAN NW 9725 N. Thornydale Road, No. 49. 579-6604. Open Sunday-Thursday 5 to 9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 5 to 9:30 p.m. Bistro/Beer and Wine. MC, V. Sushi Tran, tucked away in a northwest-side strip mall, boasts friendly service and good sushi rolls and nigiri, with a wide range of non-sushi Asian and Pacific Rim dishes, too. Skip the sashimi, but don’t miss out on the green-mussel appetizer. Expect to spend at least $25 per person in a family-friendly environment that is quiet and clean. (1-28-10) $$-$$$ TAKAMATSU

E 5532 E. Speedway Blvd. 512-0800. Open Sunday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. After a devastating fire, Takamatsu is back. If you like Japanese or Korean food, you’ll find plenty of tasty entrées here, although the emphasis is on Korean barbecue and sushi (including the tempting all-you-can-eat option for $19.95). For an interactive, do-it-yourself treat, try preparing the Korean barbecue yourself at your table. (12-1-11) $$-$$$

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p.m.; Saturday noon-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-8:30 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Far-eastside residents, take notice: You have a gem in your neighborhood. Sa’ing Thai is a mom and pop place that puts out a wide assortment of Thai food. Curries and soups come to the table sizzling hot and full of flavor. Balance is the key word here. The tom kah koong is served in a hot pot and is creamy and sweet, savory and spicy, all in one spoonful. The pun sib, the Thai version of pot stickers, are huge and cooked to perfection. Even the old standby pad Thai was elevated to levels of flavor not found elsewhere in town. (2-21-13) $$

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AUGUSTIN KITCHEN W 100 S. Avenida del Convento, Suite 150. 398-5382. Open Tuesday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-midnight; Saturday 10 a.m.-midnight; Sunday 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. We dined on items that were among the best of that sort of dish we’d ever eaten, whether the deeply flavorful “gunslinger red and lime” crispy calamari from the appetizer menu or the main dishes including the braised lamb shank, the sous vide hangar steak and the diver scallop and pork belly. The desserts were also stellar, in particular the pistachio gelato. The drinks were also uniformly delicious. Agustín Kitchen should be a great anchor to bring people over to that end of the light rail line to experience more of the Westside. (3-20-14) $$$ BOB’S STEAK AND CHOP HOUSE

NW 2727 W. Club Drive, at the Omni Tucson National

Resort. 877-2377. Open Tuesday-Thursday 5:30-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 5:30-10 p.m. Full Cover/ Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Bob’s is the epitome of resort dining, with quality ingredients—including prime beef and good drinks—a clubby décor and great service. You’ll pay a lot, but for that special occasion, it might be worth it. The veal chop is simply seasoned yet amazingly flavorful. Every entrée comes with a choice of hearty potatoes (smashed, baked or pan-fried) and a glazed carrot that Bugs Bunny would envy. (4-29-10) $$$$ CORE KITCHEN AND WINE BAR

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Secret Springs Drive. 572-3000. Open daily 7-11 a.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, DC, MC, V. CORE provides food-lovers with a great reason to make the long trek northwest. The accommodating, knowledgeable chefs and staff at this swanky hotel are geniuses at work, but never fear: You don’t have to break out the suit and tie for this trip. The comfortable atmosphere adds to the playful and delicious breakfast, appetizer, entrée and dessert offerings. Don’t miss the chile pop rocks served with the bigeye tuna sashimi for an experience that delights all the senses. (11-11-10) $$-$$$$ PY STEAKHOUSE

S 5655 W. Valencia Road, inside Casino del Sol. (800)

344-9435. Open Tuesday-Thursday 4 to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 4-11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC and V. True fine dining has come to Casino del Sol with PY Steakhouse. Offering impeccable service, amazing cocktails and some fine steak and seafood offerings, PY is a great place for a special occasion. Don’t miss the corn and lobster chowder. (2-23-11) $$$-$$$$

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GOVINDA’S NATURAL FOODS BUFFET AND BOUTIQUE C 711 E. Blacklidge Drive. 792-0630. Open Tuesday 5-9 p.m.; Wednesday-Saturday 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Counter/ No Alcohol. MC, V, Checks. Govinda’s blends great Bengali vegetarian food and spiritual philosophy in a relaxing environment. The buffet menu changes daily and includes salad, breads, rice, soups, pasta, veggies and entrées. Tuesday is “India Night” and Thursday is “Vegan Day.” The courtyard has waterfalls, peacocks and parrots. A koi pond adds to the ambiance. $ THE TASTEFUL KITCHEN C 722 N. Stone Ave. 250-9600. Open TuesdaySaturday 5-9 p.m. Café/BYO. DIS, MC, V. The Tasteful Kitchen is trying to bring vegan, vegetarian and raw food into the mainstream. The bright and colorful entrées and delicious desserts will appeal to even the most dedicated carnivore. Reservations are recommended. (4-26-12) $$

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THE ABBEY EAT + DRINK NE 6960 E. Sunrise Drive. 299-3132. Open TuesdayThursday 4-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 4 p.m.midnight; Sunday 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Abbey is continuing the trend of dishing up comfort foods with a gourmet twist. With inventive cocktails, a well-balanced wine list and friendly service, it’s a spot not to be missed. The Abbey burger re-imagines a true American classic in a delightful and delicious way, and desserts are to die for. Reservations are strongly recommended. (1-17-11) $$-$$$ BLUE WILLOW

C 2616 N. Campbell Ave. 327-7577. Open Monday-

Friday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. Blue Willow has been one of Tucson’s favorite breakfast spots for decades, and it lives up to the hype. Delicious, filling breakfast food is perfect for a causal weekend meal with the family or for a morning-after cure-all. The oasis-like patio makes outdoor dining even better than usual in Tucson’s mild months. Despite being known for breakfast, Blue Willow also serves up a tasty lunch and dinner. Get there early for breakfast or prepare to wait (although the awesome gift shop makes the wait much less painful). (5-2-13) $$ BODEGA KITCHEN & WINE C 4340 N. Campbell Ave., Suite 164. 395-1025. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This St. Philip’s Plaza restaurant offers a casual yet chic vibe and enough choices to please most palates. Small plates are the idea although full entrées are also on the menu. The baked mussels are rich and a little spicy and the risotto balls are kind of quirky. Steak is on both the lunch and dinner menu, and some of the sides are big enough to count as a meal. We liked the haricots vert. The wine list is interesting and you should be able to find something you like. (5-1-14) $$-$$$ CAFE TREMOLO NW 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd., No. 152. 742-2999. Open daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Cafe Tremolo is like a Tucson version of the Hard Rock Café—except with better food. Beautifully presented entrées, sandwiches and desserts make this an ideal lunch or dinner spot, and if you know anything about classic rock or jazz, you can geek out at the awesome collection of music memorabilia. Friendly service and a full bar make the experience complete. (9-16-10) $$ DAKOTA BAR AND GRILL

E 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road, Ste. 7 298-7188. Open

Sunday and Monday 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; TuesdayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. MC, V. This longtime eastside spot is a neighborhood favorite. No surprises, just good solid modern American fare. The burgers are popular and there is a nice list of Dakota “favorites” including the rich, luscious shrimp enchiladas. Cocktails are retro without trying to be. The patio is cool and shady and offers great views of Trail Dust Town. A little old and a little new, Dakota offers something for everyone. (07-11-13) $$-$$$ DOWNTOWN KITCHEN + COCKTAILS C 135 S. Sixth Ave. 623-7700. Open Sunday-Thursday 5-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 5 p.m.-1 a.m. Full Cover/ Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. There is much to like about Janos Wilder’s return to downtown. He’s taken American cuisine and infused it with foreign influences in a delightfully urban setting. The service is top-notch, and don’t miss the “at the bar” menu. (3-10-11) $$-$$$$ DRY RIVER COMPANY E 800 N. Kolb Road. 298-5555. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-midnight; Saturday 11:30 a.m.-midnight; Sunday 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This is a nifty little place that offers everything from light breakfasts to delicious pizzas to happy hour and beyond. Enjoy these with one of the specialty coffees. Pizzas are baked in a wood-fired oven; toppings include all the old standbys as well as twists like potatoes. Sandwiches, salads and pastas round out the menu. (11-18-10) $-$$ ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS C 135 E. Congress St. 622-5500. Open SundayWednesday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-1 a.m.; bar open until 2 a.m., daily. Café/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Elliott’s on Congress features simple entrées—salads, sandwiches, burgers and the like— often with a tasty twist. The vodka infusions are fun; the service is good; the prices are reasonable. The TVs are tuned to live sports, and we urge you to consider finishing your meal with some chocolate-covered bacon. (9-6-12) $$ HOT ROD CAFÉ C 2831 N. Stone Ave. 903-2233. Open Monday-Friday 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Saturday 8:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. Simple but tasty sandwiches, salads and breakfast items make the Hot Rod Café a worthwhile place to stop in and grab a quick bite to eat. There is a bright, racing-themed décor, lots of cool automotive memorabilia and service with a smile. The sandwiches are reminiscent of the food you might have found in your lunchbox once upon a time. Don’t

#(/7 3#!. pass up the opportunity to order a root-beer float or an old-fashioned milkshake. (1-27-11) $ KENNEY D’S S 8060 E. 22nd St., No. 100. 722-8900. Open daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. If you’re in the mood for some true Chicago-style food, Kenney D’s is the place to stop. The Italian beef can’t be beat—it’s tender, flavorful and incredibly tasty; and the Chicago dog gives Luke’s a run for its money (maybe because the owners are father and son?). The décor isn’t much to look at but the portions are huge, the food is hot and everything is inexpensive. Fries aren’t included with sandwiches but they’re definitely worth the extra few bucks. (4-18-13) $ KON TIKI E 4625 E. Broadway Blvd. 323-7193. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-1 a.m.; Friday and Saturday 10 a.m.- 2 a.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-1 a.m. Food served Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. This tiki lounge has been around since 1963, largely due to the famous cold, fruity and lethal drinks. Appetizers are a consistent hit, while lunch and dinner entrées are hit or miss. Don’t miss out on the happy-hour appetizer and drink specials. (7-2-09) $$-$$$ THE LODGE SASQUATCH KITCHEN NW 7625 N. La Cholla Blvd. 219-8528. Open daily 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Lodge Sasquatch Kitchen has the look and feel of a hunting/fishing/ski lodge, and a great ambiance for a fun meal. Burgers and sandwiches dominate the menu but gourmet takes on tasty comfort foods are available, including buffalo meatloaf, prime rib and fried walleye (which you definitely shouldn’t miss). Service is friendly and there’s a large drink selection. And don’t miss trying one of the very, very tasty desserts. (4-4-13) $$ MAYS COUNTER CHICKEN AND WAFFLES

C 2945 E. Speedway Blvd. 327-2421. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Mays Counter offers Southern-style eats in a spot that could be described as collegiate sports-bar chic. The fried chicken is juicy, fresh and about 1,000 times better than the stuff you’ll get at a chain joint. The service is friendly; the prices are reasonable; and the waffle skins starter is one of the tastiest appetizers around. (12-23-10) $-$$$

MOTHER HUBBARD’S CAFE C 14 W. Grant Road. 623-7976. Open daily 6 a.m.-2 p.m. Summer hours: Open Monday-Saturday 6 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sunday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. Diner/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. This old-school Tucson joint is still serving inexpensive and tasty breakfasts and lunches—now with a few new twists, including a series of dishes centered on chiles. The tasty corned beef on the reuben is brined inhouse, and the corn bread waffle is a treat you should not miss. (6-30-11) $ OMAR’S HI-WAY CHEF RESTAURANT S Triple T Truck Stop, 5451 E. Benson Highway. 574-0961. Open 24 hours. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Tucson Truck Terminal, affectionately known as the Triple T, has been around since the ‘50’s. While you can get all sorts of services here, including having your truck washed, we’re here for the food. Omar’s is the place to go for big breakfasts, bottomless coffee and friendly service – all at reasonable prices. Breakfast runs the range from biscuits and gravy to the Big Omar with enchiladas, shredded beef, eggs, refried beans, tortillas, your choice of potatoes and salsa. Dinners include all the usual suspects and also entrées such as rainbow trout and lasagna. Save some room for one of Omar’s world famous deep dish pies; they’re big enough for two or three. (6-6-13) $-$$ PLAYGROUND BAR AND LOUNGE C 278 E. Congress St. 396-3691. Open Monday-Friday 4 p.m.-2 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. A nightclub and bar first, Playground has an excellent selection of upscale bar food that’s definitely meant to be shared, if you can bear to do so. Don’t miss the meatballs in “angry sauce.” (10-17-13) $-$$ PREP & PASTRY C 3073 N. Campbell Ave. 326-7737. Open MondayFriday 7 a.m.-3 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Prep & Pastry, affectionately called P&P, brings fresh flavors and a fun vibe to the eateries that line Campbell Avenue. Offerings are interesting takes on comfort food. The duck hash, for example, could change the minds of those who think duck is too greasy. The soups reach levels of heavenly bliss. And with sandwiches like the “Dip,” even your crabby Uncle Moe will like it here. A word on the pastries: Yum! The scones are just what scones should be and the cookies are almost better than homemade. (4-10-14) $-$$

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LAFFS COMEDY CAFFE Nick Hoff and David Beck 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m., $10, $15 UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe. 7:30 p.m.- 9 p.m., $5. DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR NUNU Fridays with E_Rupt and guests. 10 p.m. MINT COCKTAILS Go Go Show 4 p.m. MUSIC BOX DJ AJ 9 p.m. SKY BAR Hot Era Dance party 9 p.m.

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#)49 7%%+ OUT OF TOWN SUMMER SOLSTICE MUSIC AND DANCE PERFORMANCE SHOW Bisbee Central School Project. 43 Howell Ave. Bisbee. 432-5347. Derived from the original music of Bisbee songstress Donna Kihl, “Life Is But A Dream” is a vivid, phantasmagorical theatrical production of music, dance and film intended to uplift and transport the audience through the tipping point of the year, the Summer Solstice. All ages. Fri., June 20, 7-9 p.m. and June 21, 7-9 p.m., Tickets $10/advance, $12/door (Seating is limited). donnakihl@yahoo.com TILTED EARTH WINE & MUSIC FESTIVAL Riverfront Park. East River Front Road. Cottonwood. 928-639-3200. Join Northern Arizona wineries to celebrate summer in Arizona with wine and music. The event benefits the Cottonwood Teen Center “Empowering Teens in the Verde Valley to Lead Successful Lives” and is hosted by Page Springs Cellars. Sat., June 21, 1-11 p.m., $45 to $50. 928639-3004. http://store.pagespringscellars.com

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FOURTH AVENUE FOOD FEST Fourth Avenue. From Sixth to Seventh Street Located along Fourth Avenue near Fourth Street, this weekly event will pair local foods with live music in an open-air walk, with local small businesses, artisans and other talent on board. Fridays, 4-8 p.m., Free. 261-6982. http://foodinroot.com/events/fourth-avenue-food-fest/ 4TH AVENUE DELI’S HOT DOG SHOOT-OUT The Hut. 305 N. Fourth Ave. 623-3200. Several qualifying rounds for the 4th Avenue Deli’s hot Dog ShootOut. Fri., June 20, 6:30-9 p.m., Fri., June 27, 6:30-9 p.m. and Fri., July 4, 6:30-9 p.m., $20 to Enter (includes T-Shirt) / Free to watch. 624-3354. ANNUAL NATIVE BEAN TREE MILLING Exo Roast Co.. 403 N. Sixth Ave. 777-4709. Bring your own pods for Desert Harvester’s Annual Bean Tree Milling. Pods for milling must be clean, dry, and free of mold/fungus, stones, leaves and other debris. Cost: $3/ gallon of whole pods, with a minimum of $10. Sun., June 22, 6-9 a.m. http://www.desertharvesters.org CAFE FREETHOUGHT DuVal Auditorium, UA Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. Get together for a lively discussion of issues dealing with the intersection of religion, politics and culture. Sun., June 22, 8-9:15 a.m., free. 297-9919. http://freethoughtarizona.org jkarches@ swhaz.com DESERT SUN COMMUNITY FOOD DRIVE Udall Park. 7200 E. Tanque Verde Road. Move For Hunger announces that Desert Sun Moving Services will hold a food drive to support the Community Food Bank of Tuscon. Those who donate can enjoy refreshments and activities. Suggested donations: canned beans, fruits, vegetables, peanut butter, soups, rice and pasta. Sun., June 22, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. DISASTER AID FOR TORNADO VICTIMS The 3000 Club. 250 S. Toole Ave. 373-5256. The 3000 Club is urgently seeking donations of humanitarian aid supplies to help the Southern tornado victims. T3C is collaborating with several organizations in Mississippi to provide aid to the victims including the neighboring states of Alabama, Louisiana, Missouri and Arkansas for this tornado and hurricane season. Mondays-Fridays. http://the3000club.org info@the3000club.org GATHER A VINTAGE MARKET Gather: A Vintage Market. 657 W. St. Mary’s Road. 780-6565. Gather a Vintage Market is a unique shopping adventure featuring antique and vintage furniture and items for your home and garden. Thu., June 19, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Fri., June 20, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat., June 21, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun., June 22, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Fri., Aug. 8, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat., Aug. 9, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 10, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Free. http:// www.gathervintagemarket.com JUNE FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY BOOK SALE Friends Book Barn. 2230 N. Country Club Road. 7953763. Used books and media, great prices. Friends (pimafriends.com) is a non-profit funding library projects. June 21-22, 8 a.m.-12 p.m., free. http://www. pimafriends.com fpcpl@qwestoffice.net NO HUNGRY KIDS TUCSON Zanes Law. 3501 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 101. 3035604. This summer, Zanes Law is providing 800 meals to school students through its sponsorship of No Hungry Kids Tucson. Zanes opened two of their offices as dropoff locations for donations: 3501 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 101 and 1185 W. Irvington Road, Suite 155. Non-perishable food items needed for No Hungry Kids Tucson include: cereal, granola/cereal bars, peanut butter and jelly, macaroni and cheese, instant oatmeal, Ramen noodle soups and other canned goods. Mondays-

Saturdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through July 26. http://zaneslaw.com/ URBAN YARNS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Calling all downtown knitters & crocheters! Meet fellow fiber fanatics, peruse the library’s latest fiberthemed books, and find inspiration for your next project. Note: No instruction is provided. Fridays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Continues through June 27, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

OUT OF TOWN FLORAL ORIGAMI Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Make several colorful paper-folded flowers with stems and leaves, origami boxes and vases to hold 3-D models, and use flat models to make unique greeting cards. Presented by Mary Ellen Palmeri. Call the library to register. Fri., June 20, 1-3 p.m., free. KNOTTY KNITTERS Dewhirst-Catalina Branch Library. 15631 N. Oracle Road, No. 199. Catalina. 594-5345. Calling all knitters. Bring your needles and yarn for an informal weekly gathering. Meet fellow yarn lovers and share tips and ideas. Mondays, 1-3 p.m., Free. 594-5240.

tions regarding resume writing, online job searching, email accounts, Internet searching and more. Signup is not required. Mondays, 12-3 p.m. and Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through June 26, Free. 7914010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima. gov EYEOPENERS TOASTMASTERS Pima County Housing Center. 801 W. Congress St. 624-2947. Improve professional and interpersonal skills with Toastmasters, the world’s most successful public speaking and leadership organization. Eyeopeners is downtown’s only weekly Toastmasters club. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:15-7:30 a.m. Guests are free.. 6234842. INDIVIDUAL JOB COUNSELING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Career Services Unlimited counselor provides free, one-on-one career counseling. Walk-ins are welcome. No appointment is necessary, but sessions are limited to 30 minutes. Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through June 26, Free. 791-4010. http:// www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

MINECRAFT GAMING DAY Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. All experience levels, ages 10 and older, play Minecraft for free on the library’s laptops, four players at a time. Fridays, 3 p.m., free.

SUNRISERS TOASTMASTERS CLUB MEETINGS Boardroom at Concrete Designs Inc. 3650 S. Broadmont Drive. 665-9773. The Toastmasters International program teaches clear communication, confidence in speaking, how to organize and run a meeting, team leadership and mentoring in a supportive, self-paced environment. Tuesdays, 6:15 a.m. Continues through July 31, up to $15 per month. 6659773. ssmith1491@yahoo.com

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COMMUNITY OUTREACH Reid Park. 900 S. Randolph Way. 791-4873. ALLM community outreach at Ramada 22. Free hamburgers and hot dogs. Dukes Car Club from 1–5 p.m. Games, races, jumping castle, happy faces face painting, raffle. For info, call Deacon James Jackson 609-724-6107 or Ms. Ronnie Perkins 520-870-5601. Sat., June 28, 12-5 p.m., Free.

BUSINESS FEASIBILITY: READY TO GO FROM IDEA TO REALITY? Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Do you have a business idea that is not developed or know what it takes to run a successful business? Need funding, resources, and guidance? This informative workshop will put you on the right path toward owning your own business. Presented by the Women’s Business Center of Southern Arizona. Wed., June 25, 2-4:30 p.m., free.

EBOOK AND AUDIOBOOK WORKSHOP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Seeking help with your portable device? Looking for one-on-one help with downloading and transferring a book using your computer? Bring it to the library for demonstrations, questions and hands-on help. Registration is required. Register online or call Info Line at 791-4010. Sat., June 28, 8:30-10 a.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov FOOD TRUCK FRIDAY: LIVE AND LOCAL Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Bookmans first Food Truck Friday: Live & Local, with several food trucks and local bands. Fri., June 27, 6-9 p.m., Free (food trucks vary in cost). 484-3219. http://bookmans. com/events/food-truck-friday-live-local/ grantevents@ bookmans.com

ANNOUNCEMENTS DOWNTOWN VINTAGE AND ARTISAN MARKET Maynards Market and Kitchen. 400 N. Toole Ave. 5450577. Vendors of antiques, crafts, vintage clothing and millinery, Western memorabilia, jewelry and collectibles gather in the parking lot from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., the fourth Saturday of every month, free. 884-3454. ITALIAN CONVERSATION Beyond Bread. 3026 N. Campbell Ave. 322-9965. Practice Italian conversation; all skill levels are welcome. Tuesdays, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free. 624-9145. Call 624-9145 for more information.

UPCOMING PROPOSAL TRAINING: MORE ASKING, LESS WRITING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Series of four webinars conveniently played at an all day event, lays out a time-efficient approach to the overall grant fundraising effort. Registration is required. Register online or call Info Line at 791-4010. Fri., June 27, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

ANNOUNCEMENTS FACILITATED GATHERING FOR JOB SEEKERS Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Former executive recruiter Beth Cole gives a presentation and a Q&A on a different job-seeking topic each week. Group discussion follows. Fridays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. INDIVIDUAL JOB COUNSELING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. A job counselor from Career Services Unlimited provides free, one-on-one counseling about choosing a career, resume-writing, interview skills, networking and job-search skills. No appointment is needed; sessions are limited to 30 minutes. Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Mondays, 12-3 p.m., free. 790-4010.

JOB HELP Joyner-Green Valley Branch Library. 601 N. La Cañada Drive. Green Valley. 594-5295. Experienced volunteers answer questions about resume-writing, online job searching, email accounts and other skills for job seekers. Drop-ins are welcome but appointments are recommended. Mondays, Fridays, 12:30-2:30 p.m., free. NAWBO MONTHLY NETWORKING BREAKFAST Hotel Tucson City Center. 475 N. Granada Ave. 6232000. The Monthly Networking Breakfast of the National Association of Women Business Owners Tucson is held from 8 to 9:30 a.m., the fourth Tuesday of every month; $26, $21, $8 to $10 less for online registration by the previous Thursday. Visit nawbo.org/ events to register and for more information. NAWBO MONTHLY NETWORKING MIXER Women business owners gather for networking from 4 to 7 p.m., the third Thursday of every month, at a different location; free. Refreshments are served. Preregistration is requested; call 326-2926, or visit nawbotucson.org to register and for more information. RESOURCE EXCHANGE MEETING Old Pueblo Grille. 60 N. Alvernon Way. 326-6000. A women’s professional and social group hosts networking and a speaker at 5:30 p.m., the third Thursday of every month; free. No-host refreshments are from the menu. Call 906-4005 for information. SCORE BUSINESS COUNSELING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Experienced executives give individualized advice about starting or building a business, by appointment. Call SCORE at 505-3636 to schedule a time. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and Mondays, 9 a.m.12 p.m., free.

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3RD SATURDAY ART FAIR Many Hands Courtyard. 3054 N. First Ave. 624-7612. This month is Simplici-Teas Grand Opening and Many Hands Artist Cooperative’s second anniversary. Live music, food and drinks for sale. Regular Courtyard shopping hours are Tuesday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sat., June 21, 4-8 p.m., free. 360-1880. ALL TOGETHER THEATRE Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is staged. livetheatreworkshop.org/shows/att-now.html Sundays, 1 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10, $5-$8. livetheatreworkshop.org/shows/att-now.html. BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free. MOVIES IN THE PARK Reid Park. 900 S. Randolph Way. 791-4873. 2014 Movie Schedule: June 20 - We Bought a Zoo July 18 How to Train Your Dragon August 1 - Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader August 15 - Night at the Museum August 29 - Mr. Peabody & Sherman Fri. 6 p.m., Free. 797-3959. jonas@saaca.org

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LEGO CLUB Joyner-Green Valley Branch Library. 601 N. La Cañada Drive. Green Valley. 594-5295. The Lego club meets at 2 p.m., the third Thursday of every month, to work with buckets of legos provided by the library.

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#)49 7%%+ CONTINUED FROM PAGE 39 MR. NATURE’S MUSIC HOUR Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Mr. Nature is a musician, a storyteller, an artist, a dancer and juggler. He will sing, dance, storytell, and play musical instruments. Sat., June 21, 11 a.m.-12 p.m., free. http://bookmans.com/events/mr-natures-music-garden-3-2014-06-21/ grantevents@bookmans.com PINTEREST PARTY Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Make coasters out of recycled comic books. Parents are encouraged to accompany their children. Thu., June 19, 10-11 a.m., free. http://bookmans.com/events/pinterestparty/ grantevents@bookmans.com STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can

enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans.com SUMMER MOVIES PCC Northwest Campus. 7600 N. Shannon Road. 2062200. The Summer Movie series is a partnership program with the Northwest YMCA. Movies are free and everyone in the community is welcome to attend. Fri., June 20, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., July 18, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Aug. 1, 6:30-9 p.m. and Fri., Aug. 15, 6:30-9 p.m. 206-2131. http://facebook.com/StudentLifeNWC SUMMER SAFARI NIGHTS Reid Park Zoo. 1030 S. Randolph Way. 881-4753. Each Friday night has a different theme with activities, zoo keeper talks, and door prizes. Food, and beverages including Eegee’s and beer, are available for purchase. Fridays, 5:30 p.m. Continues through July 11, $9 adult,

$7 seniors, $5 child, $2 off for zoo members. Nicci@ reidparkzoo.org TEEN MINECRAFT FREE PLAY Flowing Wells Branch Library. 1730 W. Wetmore Road. 594-5225. Teens are invited to participate in Minecraft free play at Flowing Wells. Computers will be set up for teens to come enjoy creating together. All experience levels welcome. Fri., June 20, 3 p.m. and Fri., July 18, 3 p.m., Free. TUCSON ROLLER DERBY HOME TEAM BATTLE: VICE SQUAD VS. COPPER QUEENS Tucson Indoor Sports Center. 1065 W. Grant Road. 624-1234. VICE Squad and Copper Queens duke it out in TRD’s first home team battle of Season XI. Door Special: Bring food for the HOPE Animal Shelter for a discount (door only): $1 off for one can of pet food, $5 off for 3 cans or 1 bag of pet food. Sat., June 21, 6:309 p.m., $10 advance / $15 at the door / $5 youth 10-17 Kids under 10 free with purchase of adult ticket. 390-1454. http://tucsonrollerderby.com/events/trd-battle-vice-squad-vs-copper-queens/ TUCSON YOUTH POETRY SLAM Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea. 1730 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-0338. A spoken-word competition judged by the audience takes place at 7 p.m., the third Saturday of every month, following a poetry slam workshop at 5 p.m.; freewill donation. First-timers are especially wel-

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come. Only original work may be spoken, but it may be in any style or language. Each event also includes a reading by a nationally known poet. Visit tucsonyouthpoetryslam.org for more information. YOUTH SUMMER ACADEMY American Red Cross, Southern Arizona Chapter. 2916 E. Broadway Blvd. 318-6740. The Red Cross Summer Youth Encounter will introduce kids 11-16 to the services of the Red Cross locally and around the world. Daily activities will actively engage kids in leadership, preparedness, and community service. Mon., June 16, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Tue., June 17, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., Wed., June 18, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Thu., June 19, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Fri., June 20, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., $20 donation. 495-1029. carrie.barros@redcross.org

OUT OF TOWN JUGGLING AND MORE Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Presented by James Reid. Watch as James attempts eating an apple while juggling and hulahooping, balancing on the wobbly rola-bola, and the sports equipment finale. Tickets will be handed out 1/2 hour before program on a first-come basis. Thu., June 19, 5:30-6:30 p.m., free.

#)49 7%%+ JUGGLING SHOW AND WORKSHOP Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Learn how to juggle the easy way with juggling scarves that float through the air, giving beginning learners a chance to progress. Presented by James Reid. Thu., June 19, 3:30-4:30 p.m., free. RONALD MCDONALD Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Celebrate reading and learning with a party of magic, music and all around fun. Presented by Ronald McDonald. Tickets will be handed out 1/2 hour before program. Must be present to receive ticket. Tue., June 24, 2-3 p.m., free.

UPCOMING LIZARDS OF SOUTHERN ARIZONA Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The Sonoran Desert is home to a wide variety of reptiles. This class will look at some of the more conspicuous reptiles, the lizards. Meet some of these scaly friends in person. Thu., June 26, 6-8 a.m., $17, $12 members, $8 children. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org education3@tucsonbotanical.org NIGHT WINGS Pima Air and Space Museum. 6000 E. Valencia Road. 574-0462. Explore Pima Air & Space Museum during the cool summer evenings. Experience more than four football fields of indoor planes and exhibits, more than 150 outdoor aircraft, great kids’ activity stations, fun science and prizes. Flight Grill will be open for dinner. Sat., June 28, 5-9 p.m., Sat., July 26, 5-9 p.m. and Sat., Aug. 23, 5-9 p.m., $10 evening admission, free kids 12 and younger.. 618-4805. OUTDOOR FAMILY DAY: ROADRUNNERS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. See roadrunners as you have never seen them before. With incredible photos and video by Doris Evans, follow the lives of these pre-historic-looking birds during the nesting season and explore the park to (hopefully) see a roadrunner first-hand. Families with children ages 5-12. Sat., June 28, 9:30-11 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima. gov PAMPERED POOCH PARTY Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. A day of crafting and story time in honor of your pets. Make treats with Gabriel’s Angels. Parents are encouraged to accompany their children. Please leave your pampered pooches at home. Thu., June 26, 10-11 a.m., free. http://bookmans.com/events/pampered-pooch-party/ grantevents@bookmans.com SCHOOL OF ROCK IN THE LOT Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. End Music Month with this rock & roll classic in the east parking lot. Seating is provided, but limited, so bring your own lawn chairs and/or blankets. Popcorn will be provided. Sat., June 28, 7:30-9:15 p.m., free. http://bookmans. com/events/school-of-rock-in-the-lot/ grantevents@bookmans.com TRANSPORTATION STORIES Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Discover various types of transportation through stories such as “The Race” and “Bunnies on the Go.” Presented by Children’s Museum Tucson. This program is for children ages 3 to 6 years old with an adult. Tickets will be handed out 1/2 hour before program begins. Fri., June 27, 1-1:30 p.m., free.

ANNOUNCEMENTS FOSTER CARE OPEN HOUSE A Place to Call Home. 1200 N. El Dorado Place, No. C-300. 318-9906. Anyone who has thought of becoming a foster parent or provider is invited to an open house to learn what’s involved, from 9 a.m. to noon, the third Thursday of every month; free. MAGIC TREE HOUSE BOOK CLUB Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Fans of the Magic Tree House books by Mary Pope Osborne meet to discuss a different title and enjoy activities, crafts and discussion, from 4 to 5 p.m., the third Thursday of January through April, June and July, and September through November; free. The club is for ages 6 to 10; registration is required. SMARTY PANTS Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Children ages 3 and 4 and their adult companions collaborate in hands-on art-making inspired by the current exhibition in the museum, at 10 a.m., the third Saturday of every month; $10 child, $8 member, includes admission to the museum. YOUNG-ADULT BOOK DISCUSSION Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. A discussion of books written for young adults takes place from 4 to 5 p.m., the third Saturday of every month; free.

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FARMERS’ MARKET AND CRAFT FAIR Friendship Villas, No. 2. 6505 N. La Cholla Blvd. 7423552. Local farmers, vendors and artisans sell their goods from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., the second and fourth Sunday of every month. A portion of proceeds benefits the Desert Southwest Chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association. FARMERS’ MARKETS MONDAY: El Pueblo Farmers’ Market: El Rio Clinic parking lot, Irvington Road and South Sixth Avenue, 3 to 5 p.m., Monday; seasonal market. (882-3313). Farmers’ Markets at La Posada Green Valley: 665 S. Park Centre Ave., Green Valley, is 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., Monday (603-8116). TUESDAY: Community Food Bank: 3003 S. Country Club Road, 8 a.m. to noon, Tuesday (8823313). WEDNESDAY: Alan Ward Downtown Mercado: south lawn of the Main Library, 101 N. Stone Ave., 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Wednesday (293-7045). Green Valley Village Farmers’ Market: 101 S. La Cañada Drive, Green Valley, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Wednesday (490-3315). THURSDAY: Dove Mountain Farmers’ Market, 4949 W. Heritage Club Blvd., 8 a.m. to noon, Thursday (6617215). Santa Cruz River Farmers’ Market: Mercado San Agustín, 100 S. Avenida del Convento, 3 to 6 p.m., Thursday, Oct. to April; 4 to 7 p.m., Thursday, May to Sept. (882-3313). Sierra Vista Farmers’ Market: Veterans’ Memorial Park, 3105 E. Fry Blvd., Sierra Vista, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Thursday (520-678-2638). FRIDAY: Corona de Tucson Farmers’ Market: 15921 S. Houghton Road, Vail, 8 a.m. to noon, Friday (8701106). El Presidio Plaza Park Mercado: 115 N. Church Ave., 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Friday; crafts only. (3394008). Friday Farmers’ Market at Broadway Village: 2926 E. Broadway Blvd., 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Friday (6038116). Heirloom Farmers’ Market at Jesse Owens Park: Jesse Owens Park, 400 S. Sarnoff Drive, winter: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Friday; summer: 8 a.m. to noon, Friday (882-2157). UA College of Medicine Farmers’ Market, in the patio, 1501 N. Campbell Ave., 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Friday. SATURDAY: Arivaca Farmers’ Market: 16800 Arivaca Road, Arivaca, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (3989579). Bear Canyon Open Air Market: northwest corner of Tanque Verde Road and the Catalina Highway, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday (982-2645). Bisbee Farmers’ Market: Vista Park in the Warren section, 8 a.m. to noon, Saturday. Market at the Depot: 400 E. Toole Ave., 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday (339-4008). Heirloom Farmers’ Market: Oro Valley Farmers’ Market, 11000 N. La Cañada Drive, winter: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday; summer: 8 a.m. to noon, Saturday (882-2157). Loft Cinema Farmers’ Market: 3233 E. Speedway Blvd., 8 to 11 a.m., every Saturday (322-5638). Oracle Farmers’ Market: 2805 N. Triangle L Ranch Road, 9 a.m. to noon, Saturday (896-2123). Oro Valley Farmers’ Market: Steam Pump Ranch, 10901 N. Oracle Road, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. winter; 8 a.m. to noon summer, Saturday (8822157). Plaza Palomino: 2970 N. Swan Road, winter: 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday; summer: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (plazapalomino.com, 327-4676). Rincon Valley Farmers’ and Artisans’ Market: 12500 E. Old Spanish Trail, winter: 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday; summer: 8 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (591-2276). St. Philip’s Plaza Saturday Farmers’ Market: St. Philip’s Plaza, southeast corner of River Road and Campbell Avenue, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (603-8116). San Manuel Farmers’ Market: 801 McNab Parkway, 8 a.m. to noon, Saturday (520-212-2337). SUNDAY: Douglas Farmers’ Market: Raul Castro Park, between D and E avenues, downtown Douglas, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Sunday (520-805-5938 or 520-805-0086). Heirloom Farmers’ Market: St. Philip’s Plaza, southeast corner of River Road and Campbell Avenue, winter: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Sunday; summer: 8 a.m. to noon, Sunday (882-2157). MARKET ON THE MOVE The 3000 Club. 250 S. Toole Ave. 373-5256. Summertime Hours: Market on the Move at 250 S. Toole Ave., 87501 where supporters of this program can come on a regular basis and make their $10 donation to receive up to 60 lbs. of fresh produce. Donations (computers, Relief Aid, etc) and MOMer’s Thrift Store open 6-9 a.m. Saturdays. Continues through July 26, $10. http://the3000club.org pam.boyer@the3000club. org

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EVENTS THIS WEEK ALIEN Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. The ads warned “In space, no one can hear you scream,” but everyone in a theatre showing this landmark sci-fi/ horror flick definitely could hear you scream, because it’s scary as hell! Fri., June 20, 10-11:45 p.m., General Admission: $6 • Loft Members: $5. 322-5638. info@ loftcinema.org ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER Sea of Glass Center for the Arts. 330 E. Seventh St. 398-2542. 1946 comedy, fantasy, romance starring Paul Muni and Anne Baxter. Fri., June 20, 7 p.m., $5 advance, $10 day of show. http://theseaofglass.org

GIRLS FILM PROJECT YWCA Tucson. 525 Bonita Ave. 884-7810. Girls Film Project is a non-profit media arts program empowering young women and girls ages 12-20 in film production, media literacy, leadership, and teamwork. Summer classes are filling up fast. Register at www.girlsfilmproject.com. Mon., June 23, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. http:// www.girlsfilmproject.com www.girlsfilmproject@gmail. com HAIRSPRAY Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Can a big-haired, plus-sized Baltimore teen with a drag queen mother and a passion for all the latest dance crazes become a local TV celebrity AND make the world safe for racial harmony? If she’s the star of a John Waters movie she can! Thu., June 19, 7-9 p.m., Regular Admission Prices. 322-5638. info@loftcinema. org HENRY IV PART I, PRESENTED BY ROYAL SHAKESPEARE COMPANY LIVE Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. With his crown under threat from enemies, Henry IV prepares for war. Having deposed the previous king, he is only too aware how tenuous his position is, and the price to be paid if he falters. Sun., June 22, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Tue., June 24, 7-9 p.m. and Thu., June 26, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., General Admission: $15/Loft Members: $10. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org THE PAST IS A GROTESQUE ANIMAL Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. “The Past is a Grotesque Animal” is a personal, accessible look at an artist ñ Kevin Barnes, frontman of the endlessly versatile indie pop band of Montreal whose pursuit to make transcendent music at all costs drives him to value art over human relationships. Wed., June 25, 7-9 p.m., Regular Admission Prices. 322-5638. info@ loftcinema.org A THOUSAND CLOWNS / LOFT STAFF SELECTS Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Jason Robards superbly re-creates his Broadway role in this 1965 film version of the popular play, a quirkily comedic ode to nonconformity nominated for four Academy Awards, including Best Picture. Sun., June 22, 7-9 p.m., General Admission: $6 • Loft Members: $5. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org

WALK WITH US Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. A community rental and fundraiser presented by Walk With and World Care. Two screenings: first screening at 6:45 p.m.; second screening at 7:30 p.m. RSVP by emailing walkwith.gt@gmail.com. Thu., June 19, 5:307:30 p.m., Free. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org

UPCOMING THE ALL-NITE SCREAM-O-RAMA! Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. The Loft’s All-Nite Screm-O-Rama is coming to get you once again with 12 horrifying hours of non-stop terror classics! Mark your calendars ... if you dare! Thu., June 26, 7 p.m., Advance Admission: $13 • Day Of: $15 • Loft Members: $12. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org CRY-BABY Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Fashion show and costume contest at 7 p.m.; film at approx. 7:30 p.m. When a dangerously dreamy delinquent from the wrong side of the tracks sets his sights on a squeaky clean teen queen from the country club set, you can bet there’s going to be a whole lot of trouble. Thu., June 26, 7-9 p.m., Regular Admission Prices. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org GROWING CITIES Sea of Glass Center for the Arts. 330 E. Seventh St. 398-2542. 2013 documentary about the urban farming movement in America and its potential to revitalize our cities and change the way we eat. Fri., June 27, 7 p.m., $5 advance / $10 day of show. http://theseaofglass.org SPACE JAM Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Get ready to jam when basketball superstar Michael Jordon teams up with Bugs Bunny and the whole Looney Tunes gang in this goofy, good-time animated/live-action sports comedy. Fri., June 27, 10-11:45 p.m., Sat., June 28, 10-11:45 p.m. and Sun., June 29, 11 a.m.12:45 p.m., General Admission: $6 • Loft Members: $5. 322-5638. info@loftcinema.org

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EARLY BIRD WEEKENDS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The Gardens will open its gates early for the summer for morning walkers. Saturdays, Sundays, 6-7 a.m. Continues through Sept. 28, Donation until 7 a.m., then $8 adults, free members. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. The Rocky Horror Picture Show screens at midnight on the third Saturday of every month with Heavy Petting as the shadow cast; $6, $6 member. The film deals with mature subject matter and is not recommended for the easily offended. No one younger than 17 is admitted; ID is required.

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ADENIUM EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Adeniums, commonly known Desert Rose or Karoo Rose are thick-stemmed succulent plants that take interesting shapes and bloom extravagantly in bright colors. Free with Gardens Admission. June 16-Aug. 31, 7 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, students, military. 326-9686 ext.10. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org BITE! CARNIVOROUS PLANT EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Though the butterflies might not be occupying the greenhouse this summer, something else is lurking behind the glass enclosure. Bite! is an upclose look at the fascinating world of predator plants. Free with Garden admission. June 9-Aug. 31, 7 a.m.4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, military, students/$4 children 4-12. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org DESERT HARVESTERS PRE-MONSOON BEAN HARVEST WORKSHOPS Santa Cruz River Farmers’ Market. 100 S. Avenida del Convento. 882-3304. Desert Harvesters is organizing events to help people dramatically enhance the quality of their bean tree harvests, what they make with them, and how to better rhyme with the Sonoran Desert’s annual cycles. Thu., June 19, 4-7 p.m., $5-$10. http:// www.desertharvesters.org/2014/05/12/desert-harvesters-

RAINWATER HARVESTING INCENTIVES REBATE PROGRAM UA Cooperative Extension Office. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. A workshop focuses on designing a passive and active rainwater catchment system for a residential landscape. Tucson Water offers two rebate-funding levels, up to $2,000, for water harvesting on residential properties. Attendance is mandatory to qualify for the rebate. Wed., June 25, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Wed., July 9, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Sat., July 26, 12-3 p.m., Free. 6265161. https://www.ag.arizona.edu/pima/smartscape/ rebateincentives-classes/ khanshaw@cals.arizona.edu SIMPLE IRRIGATION FOR DESERT CONTAINER GARDENS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Watering plants in your desert gardens require some planning to be successful. This class will take participants through the steps for automating your watering schedule. Join container garden expert Marylee Pangman and her proven techniques for summer desert potted gardens. Wed., June 25, 8:30-10 a.m., $12, $7 members. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org education3@tucsonbotanical.org

UPCOMING GARDEN FOR BIRDS, BUTTERFLIES AND BEES Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Presented by Christina O’Connell. Learn how to garden to attract birds, butterflies and bees. Sat., June 28, 1-3 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima. gov askalibrarian@pima.gov HANDS-ON DRIP IRRIGATION SYSTEMS UA Cooperative Extension Office. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. Whether you are a DIYer or are hiring a professional, this class will help you understand how to set up and maintain a drip irrigation system. Irrigation

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ANNOUNCEMENTS THE GREAT XERISCAPE Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. A presentation and tour exploring how to use native and arid-adapted plants in water-saving landscapes take place at 10 a.m., the third Saturday of every month; $8, $6 senior, $4 student with valid ID, $2 age 5 through 12, free for members or children younger than 5, includes admission to the park. Visit tohonochulpark.org for more information. PLANT LOW-COST TREES FOR ENERGY EFFICIENCY Customers of Tucson Electric Power Company or Trico Electric Co-op qualify for native shade trees to plant within 15 feet of their homes on the west, south or east side. Trees are $8 or $15 including delivery; several varieties are available. Call 791-3109, or visit tucsonaz. gov/tcb/tft for more information. TRICO Electric Cooperative members may request trees for $15 online at trico.coop, or call 744-2955, ext. 1605, for assistance. SEED LIBRARY Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Check seeds out from the library, and return seeds from your crop. Hours are 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday through Wednesday; 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Thursday; 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Friday; 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday; and 1 to 5 p.m., Sunday; free. Call 7914010, or email askalibrarian@pima.gov for more information. TOUR OF THE MISSION GARDEN AT TUCSON’S BIRTHPLACE Mission Garden. Corner of Grande Avenue and Mission Lane. 404-7237. Tours of a re-creation on the original site of the Spanish-colonial-era walled plot that was part of Tucson’s historic San Agustín Mission take place from 8 a.m. to noon, every Saturday. The garden features heirloom plants representing Tucson’s 4,000-year agricultural history. Call 591-0478 for more information, or to schedule a tour at another time.

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EVENTS THIS WEEK BROAD JUMPERS OR HOP AND HOPS Get Air Trampoline Park. 330 S. Toole Ave. 624-5867. Challenge your balance center in a non-competitive atmosphere focused on developing fitness appropriate for those that haven’t jumped on a trampoline in years if not decades. All genders. Start as simple as walking on the trampoline. Refreshments afterwards at the Barrio Brewery optional. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Continues through Aug. 28, $5. 270-8479. royalart@ cox.net DEEP CONSCIOUSNESS MEDITATION Man in the Maze Room. 6965 N. Oracle Road 7971234. Rev. Janice Thomas, MA, CRS leads a deep consciousness expanding meditative experience to help transform challenges into opportunities through the innate wisdom of your heart space. Wed., June 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m. and Sat., June 21, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., $30. http://www.maninthemazeroom.com maninthemaze2013@gmail.com FOUNDATIONS OF TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE Han University of Traditional Medicine. 2856 E Fort Lowell Road 322-6330. Learn the basic concepts of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Philosophical and ideological concepts will be introduced, including: Taoism, 5 Elements, 8 Principles, Vital Substances (Qi, Blood, and Body Fluids), causes of disease, emotions, and functions of the Zang Fu organs and their inter-relationships. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through June 28, $50 for all 4 classes. FREE PILATES, STRETCH AND BALANCE CLASS La Encantada. 2905 E. Skyline Drive. 299-3566. The session consists of pilates, egoscue and balance; get ready for a night of posture. Wed., June 25, 5:45-6:30 p.m. http://redmonkeystudio.net/ GMOS: THE FOOD IMPOSTERS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT Red Monkey Pilates Studio. 3001 E. Skyline Drive, Suite 139. 232-0534. Holistic Nutritionist and NonGMO Health Educator, Melissa Diane Smith will host a free evening seminar regarding the dangers of GMOs. Sat., June 21, 4-5 p.m. HYPNOSIS FOR FEARS AND PHOBIAS ALAS. 6510 E. 22nd St. 885-0575. Learn how hypnosis can be used to control fears and eliminate phobias. Sun., June 22, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Free. http://www. ALASLifeCoaching.com tomas_sepulveda@hotmail.com SEATED TAI CHI FOR ARTHRITIS St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church. 7650 N. Paseo del Norte. 297-7201. An easy-to-learn, gentle, safe exer-

cise program for anyone who prefers to exercise sitting down and people with balance, strength, or mobility issues. Work in your own comfort zone, doing what you can and visualize the rest. This class exercises your body and brain. Mon., June 2, 1:30-2:30 p.m., Mon., June 9, 1:30-2:30 p.m., Mon., June 23, 1:30-2:30 p.m. and Wed., July 2, 9:30 a.m., $5 per class. 4652890. SeatedTaiChi@yahoo.com SPRING FOREST QIGONG Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Spring Forest Qigong is an exercise program to strengthen the body, increase the energy and remove blockages to good health. Steve McGeeney and Tandra Goodwin will gently lead participants through the movements with deep understanding and skill. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. Continues through Dec. 19, $10. 488-8284. unitics@q.com WOMEN SMOKERS WANTED FOR STUDY UA Department of Family and Community Medicine. 1450 N. Cherry Ave. 626-7864. Attend a two-hour focus group to give opinions about a smart phone app to help women who are worried about gaining weight when they quit smoking. Volunteers will be compensated. May 3-June 20, . 626-4188. perlanah@email.arizona.edu

UPCOMING UNDERSTANDING BEHAVIORS IN DEMENTIA Clare Bridge of Oro Valley. 10175 N. Oracle Road. Oro Valley. 544-4300. Speaker presentation provided by Mark deClouet, PNP. RSVP to (520)544-4300 or sbarnett@brookdale.com Thu., June 26, 5-6 p.m., Free.

ANNOUNCEMENTS FREE COUNSELING University of Phoenix, Counseling Skills Center. 5099 E. Grant Road, Suite 108. 239-5315. Free counseling for individuals and couples, day and evening appointments are available. Call the Counseling Skills Center at 239-5315 and speak to a graduate student for more information. Mondays-Sundays. Continues through July 31. HIV TESTING The Centers for Disease Control recommend HIV testing for all people ages 13 through 64. Testing hours at SAAF, 375 S. Euclid Ave., are from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m., every Monday and Wednesday; and 1 to 8 p.m., Tuesday and Thursday. Walk-in testing is also available at COPE, 101 S. Stone Ave., from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. All testing is confidential; results are available in about 15 minutes; and counseling is available. For more information or an appointment, call SAAF at 628-7223 or COPE at 884-0707.

Pima County Desert Discovery Center. 7798 W. Gates Pass Road. 877-6000. As the sun sets, the desert comes alive with a vast array of wildlife, many of which are insects. Blacklights will be used to attract insects for a closer look. Pima County naturalists will be on hand to identify and discuss these six-legged creatures. Bring a head lamp or flashlight. Sat., June 21, 7:309:30 p.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov NED’S NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Volunteer naturalist Ned Harris leads a 3-hour walk through Sabino Canyon over moderately difficult trails, and discusses local birds, insects, plants, and offers photography tips. Meet in front of the Visitor Center. Wednesdays, 8:30 a.m., $5 parking, free event. http://sabinonaturalists.org. brynaba@aol.com. SAGUARO HARVEST WORKSHOP Pima County Desert Discovery Center. 7798 W. Gates Pass Road. 877-6000. Learn to harvest and process saguaro fruit in the traditional way as practiced by the Tohono O’odham. Collect the fruit, prepare and watch a demonstration of syrup-making, and sample a variety of desert foods. Ages 12 and older. Sat., June 21, 7-11 a.m., $15. Reservations required. 615-7855. http:// www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov SONORAN DESERT WEEDWACKERS Tucson Mountain Park. 2020 N. Kinney Road. 8776000. Join the Sonoran Desert Weedwackers to eradicate buffelgrass and fountain grass in Tucson Mountain Park. Work may require hiking and pulling buffelgrass on steep slopes. Meeting locations change frequently. Ages 12 and older. Sat., June 21, 6-9 a.m., free; Reservations required. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/ nrpr eeducation@pima.gov

RAMSEY CANYON PRESERVE WALKS Ramsey Canyon Preserve. 27 Ramsey Canyon Road. Miracle Valley. 378-2785. Nature Conservancy docents give guided walks through the habitats of more than 170 bird species and a wide range of wildlife at 9 a.m., every Monday, Thursday and Saturday; $5, $3 member or Cochise County resident, free younger than 16, admission is good for a week. Pets are not allowed.

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TOUR OF HACIENDA DE LA CANOA Historic Hacienda de la Canoa. 5375 S. Interstate 19 Frontage Road. Green Valley. 877-6004. Join a walking tour of the Canoa Ranch headquarters to gain insights into the stories of the people that lived and worked on the ranch. Visit the historic ranch buildings and corrals and enjoy views of the Santa Cruz River Valley. Sat., June 21, 8:30-10 a.m., freee; Reservations required.. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr CanoaRanch@pima.gov

SENIOR NUTRITION PROGRAM FOR 60+ Meals are served to seniors daily for $2 suggested donation at Armory Park Center, El Pueblo Senior Center, El Rio Neighborhood Center, Freedom Recreation Center, Donna Liggins Recreation Center and Quincie Douglas Neighborhood Center. Call for times at each center. Visit tucsonaz.gov/parksandrec for contact information and locations, including maps. Ongoing, .

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DRAGONS AND DAMSELS AT AGUA CALIENTE PARK Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Come explore the amazing world of dragonflies and damselflies at Agua Caliente Park. Join naturalist Jeff Babson for a close-up look at these incredible insects and learn about their identification, biology, and conservation. Tue., June 24, 8-10 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@ pima.gov

BEGINNER BIRD WALK Mason Audubon Center. 3835 W. Hardy Road. 6290510. The Tucson Audubon Society hosts an introduction to birdwatching for all ages with a casual, guided stroll through the saguaro-ironwood desert at 8 a.m., every Saturday; free. Call 629-0510, ext. 7011, for more information.

WAKE UP WITH THE BIRDS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Join this guided birding walk in the desert oasis of Agua Caliente Park to spot wetland birds, hummingbirds, songbirds, and raptors. Binoculars are available for use. Thursdays, 7:30-9 a.m. Continues through Aug. 28, Free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/ nrpr. eeducation@pima.gov.

PCAP: AFFORDABLE MEDICAL SOLUTIONS FOR PIMA COUNTY RESIDENTS A representative from the Pima Community Access Program, a service that links uninsured Pima County residents with an affordable and comprehensive network of health-care providers, is available by appointment to enroll members of the community and give a free assessment. Call 309-2923, or email cynthia@mypcap. org for information or an appointment.

DRAGONS AND DAMSELS Sweetwater Wetlands. 2667 W. Sweetwater Drive. 7914331. Enjoy a close-up look at the dragonflies and damselflies of Sweetwater Wetlands and learn field identification tips with naturalist Jeff Babson. Wed., June 25, 8-10 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima. gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov

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TWILIGHT THURSDAYS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Cafe Botanica will be open for dinner, or bring your own picnic. (No admission fee if reservations made to the Cafe.) Thursdays, 5-8 p.m. Continues through Sept. 25, $8 adults, free members, $4 children, $3 dogs. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org

ANZA TRAIL RIVER WALKS Tumacácori National Historical Park. 1891 E. Frontage Road. Tumacácori. 398-2341. Guided walks of one hour and 1/2 mile along the Santa Cruz River begin at the visitors center. First and Third Saturday of every month, 10:30 a.m., free.

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A NIGHT WITH THE STARS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Explore the wonder and unfold the mysteries of the night sky. Tucson Amateur Astronomy Association volunteers provide an introduction to the night sky and set up telescopes for celestial viewing. Bring your flashlight and a lawn chair. Weather permitting. Fri., June 27, 7:30-9:30 p.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov

PATAGONIA LAKE STATE PARK Patagonia Lake State Park. 400 Patagonia Lake Road. Patagonia. 287-6965. Visitor center hours are 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Wednesday through Sunday. Avian tours take place on the pontoon boats at 8:45 a.m. and 10 a.m., Saturdays and Sundays. Pontoon boats depart for the Lake Discovery Tour to the west end of the lake at 11:15 a.m., Saturdays and Sundays. A twilight pontoon tour takes place just before dark on Saturdays. Each boat trip is $5. Bird walks are held every Monday and Friday at 9 a.m.; walks are about three hours long; free. Park entrance fees are $10 to $15 for each vehicle, $17 for non-electric camping sites, $25 for electric sites. Visit azstateparks.com for more information.

MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION Kiewit Auditorium, UA Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. Medical center staff and the general public learn stress-relieving meditation techniques from 1:30 to 2:30 p.m., every Monday; free. Mondays, .

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HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR BIKE RIDE BICAS. 44 W. Sixth St. 628-7950. Love riding your bicycle despite the heat and bright sun? Enjoy an easy paced 15-mile ride with fun stops to cool down and ending with a picnic and pool party by the water slide. $25 for the Hottest Ride. $50 Not to Get Fried (skip the ride and join us poolside). $45 for family of four (must have one youth younger than 12). $10 Day of Procrastinator Fee. Sat., June 28, 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., . http://bicas.org/25th-anniversary/25th-events/ hottest-day-of-the-year-ride/ monique.laraway@bicas.org

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DOG DAYS AT THE GARDENS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Tucson Botanical Gardens celebrates Dog Days of Summer by opening its gates to leashed dogs. Members can buy a dog membership for the summer for $20. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Continues through Sept. 25, $3 per visit. 3269686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/involved/membership/dog-membership/ membership@tucsonbotanical.org

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FORUM SERIES: VIEWING CATASTROPHE St. Philipâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. This forum series looks at catastrophe from differing perspectives: a Rabbi, a priest, an atheist, a psychologist, and a scientist. Held in the East Gallery. Sun., June 22, 10:15-11:15 a.m., Sun., June 29, 10:15-11:15 a.m., Sun., July 13, 10:15-11:15 a.m., Sun., July 20, 10:15-11:15 a.m. and Sun., July 27, 10:15-11:15 a.m., No charge. http://eventsatstphilips.wordpress.com/ HELP AND HEALING ON THE SPIRITUAL PATH THROUGH THE TEACHINGS OF BRUNO GROENING UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. Experience a simple, natural spiritual healing technique based on the teachings of German healer Bruno Groening and meet new friends. Sat., June 21, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., July 12, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Aug. 2, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Aug. 23, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Sept. 13, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Oct. 4, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Oct. 25, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Nov. 15, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Dec. 6, 3-4:30 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 27, 3-4:30 p.m., free. 904-4801. http://bruno-groening.org/english. weissmae@email.arizona.edu. SACRED SPACE Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. A weekly gathering with live music, inspiration from the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spiritual traditions, community connection. Nonfaith, inter-faith, for those who are curious about wisdom traditions but wary of organized religion. Coupling contemplative wisdom with research-based practices, a gathering for those who seek to live a meaningful life. Sundays, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30, free. 318-3557. http://www.sacredspacetucson.org/ home.html. info@sacredspacetucson.org. TAWN OPEN MIDSUMMER RITUAL Himmel Park. 1000 N. Tucson Blvd. 791-3276. Join The Coven of the Dragon Moon in celebrating the official start of the summer season. Attendees should bring a small candle and an offering of flowers or stones reminiscent of the sun and flames. Dress appropriately for the temperature, bring water and sunscreen. Sat., June

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ENTERING THE MIND OF CHRIST Church of the Apostles. 12111 N. La Cholla Blvd. Oro Valley. 544-9660. Author, spiritualist and clinical psychologist Dr. James Finley speaks on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Entering the Mind of Christ: Exploring Intimacy with God in Prayer.â&#x20AC;? Guidelines for the practice of prayer to achieve union with God. Dr. Finley lived as a monk at a Trappist monastery; his spiritual director was famed monk/author Thomas Merton. Thu., June 19, 7-9 p.m., Free.

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