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“Mantango,” acrylic on canvas by Josh Goldberg, 2014, at Davis Dominguez Gallery Jan. 31 to March 14

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NOW OPEN LATE! Monday - Friday: 8AM - 8PM Saturdays & Sundays: 8AM - 3PM

520-308-4225 • 4205 N. Campbell Ave. • www.acacia-vets.com (Located in the Trader Joe’s plaza at Campbell and Limberlost, just South of River)

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Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn), 1967 Screenprint, 191/250 Gift of Dr. and Mrs Ralph Copp CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13

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UnitedWayTucson.org/VITA United Way of Tucson and Southern Arizona offers Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (VITA) Program. Beginning Saturday, January 24 through April 15. The Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Program (VITA) offers free tax preparation to low- and moderate-income families and individuals, and helps them access all credits for which they are eligible, like the Earned Income Tax Credit. Those seeking quality tax preparation assistance at no cost should check United Way’s web site for the VITA site listings www.unitedwaytucson.org/VITA Saturday, January 24 & 26-31 – VITA Super Site Armory Park Senior Center (220 S 5th Ave) United Way’s Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (VITA) program starts the tax season with a week-long event called VITA Super Site. This will be the only United Way VITA site open through January 31. Taxpayers who wish to file their returns early in the season can take advantage of free tax preparation by IRS-certified tax preparers. Saturday, January 31, File-A-Thon On the final day of the Super Site, computers will be set up specifically for self-preparation of returns, with designated volunteers standing by to assist taxpayers.

SUPERSITE 220 S 5th Avenue • 85701 1/24/15 & 1/26/15-1/31/15 Monday-Friday 3:00 pm – 6:30 pm** Saturday 9:00 am – 1:00 pm** COMMUNITY FOOD BANK 3003 S Country Club Rd #211 • 85713 2/3/15 - 4/10/15 Tues 9:00 am - 2:00 pm** Thurs 9:00 am - 2:00 pm** UOFA - ELLER COLLEGE UA students and employees only Contact VITA staff 520-903-3998 for site info 2/7/15 - 4/11/15 Sat 9:00 am - 2:00 pm 8 other sites across Tucson open Feb 3 - Apr 11. More info at www.UnitedWayTucson.org/VITA ** All tax sites stop accepting new clients approximately one hour before closing time. **

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DRAGON’S VIEW ASIAN CUISINE W 400 N. Bonita Ave. 623-9855. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 4-8:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday noon-3 p.m. and 4-9:30 p.m.; Sunday noon-3 p.m. and 4-8:30 p.m. Bistro/Beer and Wine. MC, V. Since original owner Harry Gee regained control of this secluded westside restaurant (it’s on a street that winds along the west side of the Santa Cruz between St. Mary’s Road and Congress Street), the fare is once again some of the best Chinese food in town. The duck, for one thing, is excellent, and the greens are also terrific if you let the staff guide your choice. (4-2-09) $-$$ GOLDEN PHOENIX

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9:30 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. MC, V. The food here is consistently as good as what you’d find in San Francisco or Hong Kong. Austere atmosphere, but when the kitchen is on, this place is it. $-$$ GREAT WALL CHINA

S 2445 S. Craycroft Road. 514-8888. Open daily

11 a.m.-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The service is quick and friendly; the décor is clean and welcoming. And the food? It’s consistently tasty, although the vegetarian offerings could use a boost. The pan-fried noodles are worth checking out, as is the nottoo-sweet sesame chicken. Great Wall deserves to be part of the conversation when discussing Tucson’s top Chinese restaurants. (1-31-08) $$-$$$$

GUILIN CHINESE RESTAURANT C 3250 E. Speedway Blvd. 320-7768. Open Sunday 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Hold on to your hats! With this venue, Tucson can boast it’s home to honest-to-goodness Chinese food, full of the bright tastes and textures for which the cuisine is renowned everywhere but here in the Old Pueblo. Tons of vegetarian options and daily lunch specials make Guilin a must-stop. $-$$ HARVEST MOON

NW 12125 N. Oracle Road, Suite D5. 825-5351.

Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. Folks in Oro Valley can rejoice in the fact that they’ve got one of the best Chinese restaurants in the area right in their backyard. Wonderful starters include the crab puffs, foil-wrapped chicken and pot stickers. Can’t-miss entrées include the crispy duck and the scrumptious

crispy shrimp with spicy salt. Soups are yummy, too! (12-31-09) $$

IMPRESS HOT POT C 2610 N. First Ave. 882-3059. Open MondaySaturday 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sunday 1:30-10 p.m. Bistro/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Impress Hot Pot is Tucson’s first Chinese hot-pot restaurant, and this do-it-yourself place is definitely worth a stop. Authentic Chinese flavors abound; try one of the many unique dishes like jellyfish, chicken feet or preserved eggs. Customize your own tasty hot pot with a plethora of ingredients and sauce options—and be sure to bring friends to share. (11-3-11) $$ JUN DYNASTY C 2933 E. Grant Road. 881-0778. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. If having a menu written in Chinese is any indication of authenticity then this midtown spot is as authentic as it gets. With items such as sizzling wok intestine and spicy frog in casserole, you have to admit they’re offering something beyond the typical. Plenty of the usual subjects can also be found for the less adventurous eaters among us. The emphasis here is Szechuan, so there’s lots of heat. We loved the dan-dan noodle on the dim sum menu and the dumplings are some of the best we’ve sampled. Portions are huge and prices are reasonable. (10-24-13) $-$$ PANDA HOUSE STIR-FRY NW 3725 W. Ina Road. 744-6200. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-8 p.m. Counter/ Diner/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Featuring buildyour-own stir fry and all-you-can-eat lunch Monday through Friday for less than $8. $-$$ PANDA VILLAGE

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CALL FOR TORCH AWARD NOMINATIONS Better Business Bureau. 434 S. Williams Blvd., Suite 102. 888-6161. If you know a business that excels in Customer Excellence, Community Service or Ethics nominate them for the annual Torch Awards hosted by Better Business Bureau serving Southern Arizona! Jan. 8-Feb. 1, 12 a.m.-11:45 p.m., 0.00. https://www.bbb. org/tucson/for-businesses/Programs-Services/Torch_ Awards/nominate-a-business/ aschultz@tucson.bbb.org CELEBRATION OF POPCORN Native Seads/SEARCH. 3061 N. Campbell Ave. 6225561. Learn all about popcorn from its farming history in the Southwest to how to prepare and flavor it. See varieties from our seed collection, get growing and storage tips, and enjoy free samples! All-popcorn seed and food items are discounted 10 percent during the celebration. Members receive an additional 10 percent discount. Sat., Jan. 24, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., $0. http://www. nativeseeds.org/education/other-events/310-popcorn COMMUNITY CONVERSATIONS PRESESENTS: A SPECIAL CONVERSATION CO-SPONSORED WITH VETERANS FOR PEACE, CHAPTER 13 Catalina United Methodist Church. 2700 E. Speedway Blvd. 327-4296. Community Conversations will bring together members of Veterans for Peace and community members to join in a facilitated conversation,sharing insights and hope for a world moving into peace.We will use a circles process which allows each person to speak and be heard in a respectful atmosphere. Free Buffet

Tue., Jan. 27, 6:30-8:45 p.m., Donations welcome, vegetarian buffet free. 490-1165, (text is ok). http:// www.cultureofpeacealliance.org khalsa@dakotacom.net THE GREATNESS GALA Marriott University Park. 880 E. Second St. 792-4100. Dr. Peter Breggin is known as “The Conscience of Psychiatry” for his decades of successful efforts in reforming the mental health field and is speaking at the 2015 Greatness Gala on “Putting the Heart back into Psychiatry.” The 2015 Greatness Gala features dinner, education, dance, and live music. Sat., Jan. 24, 6:3011 p.m., $125. http://www.childrenssuccessfoundation. com/nha-trainings/nha-global-summit/ LLUVIA FLAMENCA 2015 Rialto Theatre. 318 E. Congress St. 740-1000. Following a premiere performance that brought audiences to thunderous acclaim, “Lluvia Flamenca” returns! This edition features three performance groups with artists hailing from Spain, France, United States, Argentina, and Puerto Rico. The event will revisit the Rialto Theatre where Gypsy sounds and passionate dance will again visit the Old Pueblo. Fri., Jan. 23, 8-11 p.m., $25 - $28. http://www.flamencoporlavida. com flamencoplvinfo@gmail.com MEET & GREET THE 2015 TUCSON ADDY AWARDS JUDGES Lodge on the Desert. 306 N. Alvernon Way. 320-2000. Meet the Baddest Judges in Town! It’s your chance to meet and greet the judges behind this year’s Tucson BADDY Awards. Join us for this special behind-thescenes opportunity. Mix, mingle and enjoy fresh appetizers with top-notch professionals of our industry. Reservations must be received by January 21st at 5 pm. Fri., Jan. 23, 5:30-7:30 p.m., $5 for members, students and member affiliates. $10 for non-members.. 520.326.1060. http://aaftucson.org/meetinginfo. php?id=61&ts=1421168892 ad2tucson@aaftucson.org ROBERT BURNS SUPPER Omni Tucson National Golf Resort and Spa. 2727 W. Club Drive. 297-2271. Celebrate the life and works of poet Robert Burns with this catered dinner and night of entertainment hosted by the Tucson Celtic Festival. Entertainment by Aris and Seven Pipers Highland Dancers. Silent Auction. Sat., Jan. 24, 5-10 p.m., $75. 909-7299. http://tucsoncelticfestival.org/robert-burnsnight/ tucsoncelticfestival@hotmail.com SALPOINTE PROSPECTIVE STUDENT NIGHT Salpointe High School. 1545 E. Copper St. 327-6581.

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Question and answer format for prospective Salpointe 9th students and parents. Wed., Jan. 28, 4-6 p.m., Free. 547-4460. http://www.salpointe.org mfischer@salpointe.org SNAKEY SOCIAL HOUR La Cocina Restaurant, Cantina and Coffee Bar. 201 N. Court Ave. 622-0351. Join Advocates for Snake Preservation at La Cocina where 10% of sales during dinner will be donated to one of Tucson’s newest nonprofit organizations. Co-founders Jeff and Melissa will be there to chat snakes, answer your questions, and discuss how we are changing how people view and treat snakes. Tue., Jan. 27, 5-9 p.m., 0. 333-6957. http:// www.snakepreservation.org/events/ info@snakepreservation.org WORKSHOP La Paloma Urgent Care. 4001 E. Sunrise Road. Some subjects, such as guns, are difficult to talk about. Join Arizonans for Gun Safety-Tucson to gain the skills needed for the tough but necessary discussions that can help us find common ground. Guest speaker: Bunny Davis, retired attorney, school teacher, university instructor and mental health counselor. Thu., Jan. 22, 6:30-8 p.m., Free. azgstucson@gmail.com

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7100. Cindy Hartin, MBA of ABC Senior Placement Advisors speaks on “Senior Living Transitions: How to Develop a Plan.” Presentation, breakfast and networking for members and people interested in the National Assn. of Women Business Owners. RSVP/pay online at by 1/26 for discount at https://www.nawbotucson.org/ events/member-connection-breakfast-january-2015/. More info: 326-2926. Tue., Jan. 27, 8-9:30 a.m., Cost at door: Members $21, Others $26. 326-2926. https:// www.nawbotucson.org/events/member-connection-breakfast-january-2015/ info@nawbotucson.org NAWBO NETWORKING MIXER Trusting Connections Nanny Agency. One South Church St., 12 Floor 544-6612. Bring business cards and join hosts Caroline Malkin and Rosalind Prather for informal networking with local business owners. Free with RSVP by Wednesday January 21 at http://www.nawbotucson. org/events/monthly-networking-mixer-january-2015/. Thu., Jan. 22, 4-7 p.m., Free with online RSVP. 3262926. http://www.nawbotucson.org/events/monthly-networking-mixer-january-2015/ info@nawbotucson.org SCORE AT PCPL: DROP-IN SESSIONS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. SCORE is providing Drop-in Sessions for anyone wanting to learn about small business loans, opening a business, selling to the government, and strategies for developing an enterprise. Wednesdays, 1-3 p.m. Continues through Jan. 28, Free. 791-4010. http:// www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

FOURTH AVENUE FOOD FEST Fourth Avenue. From Sixth to Seventh Street Located along Fourth Avenue near Fourth Street, this weekly event will pair local foods with live music in an open-air walk, with local small businesses, artisans and other talent on board. Fridays, 4-8 p.m., Free. 261-6982. http://foodinroot.com/events/fourth-avenue-food-fest/ foodinroot@gmail.com

SOCIAL MEDIA WALK-IN HELP FOR BUSINESSES & NONPROFITS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. What does your business or nonprofit need help with? Social Media Librarian Lisa Bunker will help you navigate the ins and outs of social media for customer service, awareness, and publicity. Tue., Jan. 27, 5:30-7 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY BOOK SALE VALENCIA LIBRARY Valencia Branch Library. 202 W. Valencia Road. 5945390. Friends of the Library Book Sale, SaturdaySunday, Jan 24th-25th, Sat 9am-5 pm, Sun 1-5 pm, at the Valencia Branch Library, 202 W Valencia Road. Great used books/media, great prices. Friends (pimafriends.com) is a non-profit funding library projects Sat., Jan. 24, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., Jan. 25, 1-5 p.m., free. 795-3763. http://www.pimafriends.com info@pimafriends.com

THANK YOU NOTE THURSDAYS IN THE IDEA+SPACE Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Make it a habit! Announcing “Thank You Note Thursdays,” a gathering of startups, nonprofits, businesses, & jobseekers who know the power of saying thank you. Write your thank you notes during lunch in the companionable silence of other thank you note writers. Thursdays, 12-2 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

GAME MAKER WORKSHOP Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. Let your inner child out to play in our newest class just for adults! Learn how to build a simple shooting game as a way to introduce yourself to the basics of game creation. No prior knowledge of programming needed. Flash drive required & personal computer is suggested. Wednesdays, 2-5 p.m. Continues through Feb. 4, $15 per week. http://www.katanagames.net sarah@katanagames.net

TUCSON BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS FREE WEEKLY MIXER Gringos Cantina and Grill. 5900 N. Oracle Road. 6617362. Aiming to bring people together to keep marketing interesting and enjoyable in a casual free of charge environment. Fridays, 4-7 p.m., . 520.661.7362. http://www.facebook.com/tucsonbusinessprofessionals davidcpena@gmail.com

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JOB HELP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Get the help you need to succeed in your job search! Our computer instructor is available to answer any questions you might have on a wide variety of computer topics. Mondays, 12-3 p.m., Thursdays, 9 a.m.12 p.m. and Mon., Jan. 26, 12-3 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library. pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov NAWBO BUSINESS NETWORKING BREAKFAST Radisson Suites Hotel. 6555 E. Speedway Blvd. 721-

WANT TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS? Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Get the help you need to start your own business during our drop-in sessions. Our Program Instructor is available to provide hands-on and individual instruction on a wide variety of business start-up topics Thursdays, 9-11 a.m. Continues through Jan. 29, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

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CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10pm, $5. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Stefan George 6:30pm. DANTE’S FIRE Tony Frank Quartet Jazz Jam Thursday Jazz Night with all your favorite knuckle heads returning for a vibrant, party atmosphere til the bewitching hour! Their menu is awesome and the local is central! All the right ingredients for another solid night of your American Art Form! Pros and poets encouraged to share! 9pm-12am, FREE ($3 suggested donation). MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Holland K. Smith Band Texas based Blues ,jump, soul, roots & Rockabilly. www.hollandksmith.com 7pm-10pm, no charge. RIALTO THEATRE Latin Jazz Night W/ Aguamala Aguamala is an internationally loved jazz band from Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo, Mexico. They’re known for their unique and passionate Mexican jazzrock fusion and performing as the host band for the Riviera Maya Jazz Festival since forming in 2004 6:30pm, $25. TAP & BOTTLE Copper & Congress The Tucson-based, R&B power trio with Julius Schlosburg on drums and Patrick Morris on bass is fronted by singer-songwriter, guitarist and pianist, Katie Haverly. 8:30pm-10:30pm, Free.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE REGGAE RETURNS AGAIN TO THE BOONDOCKS!!! Reggae Returns (Again,) to The Boondocks Lounge with The Mighty Bass Culture and Jahmar “Party Godâ€? International. Drink specials include $3.50 Redstripe and $2.50 PBR Cans. Fresh, Irie Feel ALL NIGHT!! 9:30pm- 2am, $5. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30pm. FOX TUCSON THEATRE The Hot Sardines Take a blustery brass lineup, layer it over a stride-piano virtuoso, and tie the whole thing together with a female vocalist from another era. The Hot Sardines manage to invoke the sounds of a near-century ago while staying in step with the current age. 8pm, $30+. MISS SAIGON DOWNTOWN TFQ JAZZ JAM with Tony Frank The OP’s only late night Jazz jam returns to beautiful Downtown Miss Saigon!! Just in time for Tucson Jazz Festival! Fridays in January we swing well into the wee hours after the downtown concerts providing a place for fans, player and poets to come sit in and swing along!! 10:30pm- 1:30am, FREE. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Titan Valley Warheads Tucson’s premier Country/Bluegrass/ Americana Band 7pm-10pm, no cover. RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN Karaoke KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! 9pm- 1am, NO COVER. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ Mark Bockel 10pm.

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DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Tucson’s Best Karaoke hosted by Y Not Entertainment. 9pm- 2am, $$. CLUB CONGRESS Opti Club 10pm, $3; free with membership. MAKER HOUSE Sing It Like You Know It: Karaoke Thursday Nights! Sing It Like You Know It! Each week our Karaoke hosts will take you through a different taste of Maker House Karaoke! This week we’ve got ST Frequency hosting! 7pm – 10pm $3 Craft Bottles 7pm-10pm, Free. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9pm. SENTINEL PEAK BREWING COMPANY Open Mic Night at Sentinel Peak Brewing Company Join Sentinel Peak Brewing Company for Tucson’s newest open mic and the best microbrew in the Arizona Territory! All styles of music welcome and encouraged. No profanity, no spoken word and no comedy (unless it’s musical comedy). PA provided, just bring yourself, your talent, your instruments and your friends. 6pm- 9pm, Free.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30pm- 9pm, $5.

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ALOFT TUCSON UNIVERSITY Latin Dance Revolution presents Sexy Salsa Saturdays at new, classy Aloft University Hotel, 1900 E Speedway. Every Saturday dance to the best Latin Music from 8pm till 12a.m. Salsa, Mambo, Timba, Bachata, Merengue and more. Free Salsa/Bachata Lesson at 8pm, All Ages Welcome, Singles/Couples 8pm-12am, $10 including a $5 drink credit.

CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10pm, $5. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Little House of Funk featuring special guest Carl Cherry Funky fun with Little House of Funk! Come on down and dance to some Old Pueblo soul, funk and deep fried blues with Mike Polletta, Steve Harris, Gary Love, and Connie “Big Mama” Brannock with special guest Carl Cherry on drums. 7pm-10pm, $5.00. RIALTO THEATRE MarchFourth Band at The Rialto! Internationally-acclaimed troupe of musicians, acrobats, and dancers present a foot-stomping, booty-shaking, soul-stirring spectacle, with wild costumes and hilarious stage shenanigans--all driven by a high-energy jazzfunk-rock fusion band that defies categorization! Word on the street: You have to see it to believe it! 7:30pm-10:30pm, $14-$16. TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT COMEDY BATTLE: Improv Throwdown! Come see a fast-paced, gut-bursting, laughriot Throwdown every Saturday at TIM! This show features our ensemble cast performing short form improv in a head-to-head battle for your laughs. Highlights include freestyle rapping, competitive comedy challenges, audience participation, and stand-up style jokes made-up on the spot! 7pm- 8:30pm, $5. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30pm- 9pm, $5.

ALOFT TUCSON UNIVERSITY Latin Dance Revolution presents Sexy Salsa Saturdays With Free Dance Lesson Salsa, Mambo, Cumbia, Timba, Bachata, Merengue, etc. Free salsa lesson at 9 p.m. Singles, couples, all ages welcome. 9pm- 1am, $10 which includes $5 drink credit voucher. BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Tucson’s Best Karaoke hosted by Y Not Entertainment. 9pm- 2am, $$. CLUB CONGRESS Saturdaze Dance Party: With DJ Bob Felix, DJ Sid the Kid and Jalph 10pm, Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Herm presents Kitchen Sync Kitchen Sync aka Saturday Nights At La Cocina Restaurant is a refreshing alternative to the typical club scene. Created in 2011, The Kitchen has cemented itself as one of the most fun and unique nightlife spots in town! 10pm- 2am, $3. THE DEPOT SPORTS BAR Karaoke with D&D Karaoke Come do it all...eat, drink, enjoy sports on one our 19 flat screen TV’s, and of course sing all night long with host Dr. Dan every Saturday night from 9-1. 9pm- 1am, Free. FLORIZONA GRILL DJ/Karaoke Show DJ/Karaoke show with dance music and singing. Requests taken and dancers, singers and clappers welcome. 6pm- 9pm. MINT COCKTAILS Wild Girls Go Go Show 8pm, $5. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 10pm. MUSIC BOX DJ Rhea, 9pm

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BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Ivan Denis Local Singer/Songwriter with original and cover Acoustic Americana. 6pm- 8pm, No cover. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12pm- 3pm, free. FIVE PALMS STEAK AND SEAFOOD RESTAURANT Tony Frank & Friends Tucson’s Jazz Renaissance leader brings the swing to beautiful Five Palms! Sundays jump with a full rhythm section and weekly guest. Pros & poets encouraged to share! This rounds out seven nights a week of Jazz during Tucson Jazz Festival! Get out & dig! 7pm-10pm, FREE. MONTEREY COURT Scott Cossu Trio Founding Windham Hill recording artist, new age & jazz pianist, Scott Cossu will bring his trio to the Monterey for this special concert of compositions from his extensive repertoire. 6pm- 9pm, $15 in advance, $18 at the door. SAGUARO CORNERS ICE HOUSE Tesoro Trio Live at Saguaro Corners TESORO SUNDAYS Sundays in December 5:00pm to 7:00pm Join us Sunday evenings in December for Latin Rumba Flamenco Rock with the Tesoro Trio! 5pm- 7pm, FREE. SINGLES AND FRIENDS Bob Kay, the Singing Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies Dance, snack potluck, singles & couples, Oldies But Goodies, Singing Drummer DJ, Bob Kay. $4.00 cover. BYOB. For more info, call 883-5491. Singles and Friends is located one block north of Grant, one block west of 1st Ave. 4pm- 6pm.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC CLUB CONGRESS Ynot Karaoke 10pm, Free. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 8pm. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Hana’s Sunday Twilight Argentine Tango Milonga Class runs from 4 to 4:30 p.m. in the atrium, followed by social tango dancing. Pete Swan and his all star jazz event follow at 7 p.m. in Wilbur’s. $10.

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BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Phil Davis Tucson Guitar Legend, Phil Davis, playing his cool Jazz, R&B, Motown, Reggae blends in a laid back solo act during Happy Hour on Monday Nights 6pm- 8pm, $. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Bryan Dean Trio 6pm, free. ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS Jazz Guild Jam Downtown is swingin’ every Monday. The best Jam session for pros and accomplished students of the craft begins at 9p led by Tony Frank, SLY and Ric Shosie. Poet’s are welcome. Come dig this high energy, fun scene in an affordable, comfortable setting! 9pm-12am, Free.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BLACK CROWN COFFEE Open Mic Mondays It doesn’t matter if you sing, rap, play an instrument, tell bad jokes, recite poetry, whatever. There’s delicious locallyroasted coffee, an audience and a PA. 7pm-10pm, Free. Buying drinks highly encouraged, though.. CLUB CONGRESS Nineties House Party: DJ Sid the Kid plays all your favorite 90’s jams 9pm, Free. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9pm. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9pm.

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Live at the Hog Pit Smokehouse The Tesoro quartet heads to the Hog Pit on the east side in Tucson. Come enjoy excellent eats, delicious drinks, and sweet sounds of Tesoro. Sets start at 5:30 p.m. and end at 8:30 p.m. @TesoroMusic #TesoroMusic 5:30pm- 8:30pm, FREE. MONTEREY COURT Don Armstrong Original Folk/ Bluegrass/ and Americana from an icon in the Tucson music scene. Often joined by Michael Markowitz, Bobby Ronstadt and others. 6pm- 9pm, no cover. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Tony Frank & Friends January jumps at the legendary Sullivan’s Steakhouse with your hosts TF and Sly. A weekly guest, pros, poets and those who dig will make this another jewel in the crown of the Tucson Jazz Renaissance!! Come swing for the fences every Tuesday!! 7pm-10pm, FREE.

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for 3- to 5-year-olds and their parents or caregivers. Stories are longer than the Toddler Storytime and the activities are more complex. Preschool Storytime is 30 to 45 minutes long. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Continues through Feb. 26, Free. THE SNOW QUEEN Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. The Snow Queen was used to living alone until the day she was captured by two wacky circus performers. To escape she must call on her powers of snow and ice. But she will soon find that friendship is the most powerful of all. Sundays, 1-2 p.m. and Sundays, 1-2 p.m. Continues through March 22, $7-10. http://livetheatreworkshop.org livetheatreworkshop@gmail.com STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans.com TUCSON’S FAMILY BAND, THE NAP SKIPPERS Barnes and Noble. 7325 N. La Cholla Blvd. 742-6402. Bring your dancing shoes and curiosity about our local wildlife! The Nap Skippers are Jon, Julie & Syver Rustad playing a rock roll mix of originals, covers and classics that families love! Sat., Jan. 24, 11 a.m.-12 p.m., 0. http://napskippers.com TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. All fighting games are $5 from 5-cl. Tuesdays, 5-9 p.m., $5. jason@katanagames.net WALKATHON TO BENEFIT THE AVIELLE FOUNDATION McCormick Park. 2950 N. Columbus Blvd. Food truck, storytellers, Child Safe, martial art demonstration from BB4Life and Slim Shop Marital Arts, The Puppet Lady Ms. Rose, free waters and Eegees, face paint, aviellefoundation.org Fourth Sunday of every month, 3:305:30 p.m. Continues through Dec. 21, Donation to the Avielle Foundation of $5 or more. 850-5089. kjrmjr@ gmail.com or jeremy.richman @aviellefoundation.org

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watch short films from IndieFlix, the library’s latest web resource. Enjoy popcorn provided by The Loft and erudite discussion time after each film. This event is not recommended for those under age 17. Fourth Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m., Free.

RESEARCH FRONTIERS IN NUTRITIONAL SCIENCES 2015 Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Join local celebrity chefs for Mediterranean-style tapas with a Southwest twist and learn how to incorporate Mediterranean food into our southwest culture.This event will be open to conference attendees and the general public. Wed., Jan. 28, 6-8 p.m., Free.

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FREE GARDEN TOURS Pima County Cooperative Extension Center. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. 626-5161. The Pima County Master Gardeners offer free guided tours at the Gardens on Campbell Ave. every Wednesday and Saturday except major holidays. Wednesdays, Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Continues through Dec. 19, Free. PLANT CHAT WITH DR. BESSEY Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Have plant questions that need answering? Retired UofA plant sciences professor, Paul Bessey, can help diagnose your plant problems, including pests, disease and nutrient deficiencies. Included with Gardens admission. Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through May 27, $13, $12 students, seniors, military, $7.50 child age 4-12. 326-9686. http://www. tucsonbotanical.org/november-2014-seasonal-classes/ education3@tucsonbotanical.org SUSTAINABLE LANDSCAPE DESIGN CLASS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. H[W 6DW -DQ DP WR SP:LWK guidance from Dan Dorsey of the Sonoran Permaculture Guild, you will create a long-term plan for your sustainable home and landscape using strategies such as rainwater harvesting, gardening with native plants, gray water recycling and more. Sat., Jan. 24, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., $82, $74 members. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/education/adult-classes-trips/october2014-seasonal-classes/

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EVENTS THIS WEEK BEYOND CANCER: LIVING WITH PURPOSE Herbert K. Abrams Health Center. 3950 S. Country Club Road. 243-7770. Join us for a special day focused on moving beyonda cancer diagnosis in order to achieve healing through purpose. Learn about ways to enhance your well-being, participate in invigorating movement sessions such as yoga and qi gong, and learn about strategies for short-term and long-term vitality. Sat., Jan. 24, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., An optional catered lunch is available for $15.00. 626-6151. http://uacommunitycancerconnections.org/ principe@email.arizona.edu GRIEF RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP Grief Recovery Tucson. 4621 N. First Ave., Suite 11. 661-2350. Grief Recovery support moves you through any loss --whether death, divorce, health problem or other significant loss. Our seven-week program teaches you how to understand your own history of loss and leads you step by step to resolve your feelings. Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Continues through Feb. 24, $125. http://www.GriefRecoveryTucson.com griefrecoverytucson@outlook.com HOLISTIC WORKSHOP Grace St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. 2331 E. Adams St. 327-6857. This is a hands-on workshop where you wlll be able to learn, ask questions and participate in a variety of Natural Healing options. There will be practioners for Crystals, Essential Oils, EFT, Qigong and Reiki just to mention a few! There will be refreshments, door prizes and a lite lunch. Sat., Jan. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., $100.00. 906-9097. http://www.timetohealsw.com timetohealsw@hotmail.com LIVING HEALTHY WITH ARTHRITIS CONFERENCE University of Arizona Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. Information to help improve daily life and promote strengthening the mind and body to manage arthritis. Keynote: “The Healing Power of Sleep...Chief Nourisher of the Mind, Heart and Body,� Sairam Parthasarathy, MD. Lunch roundtable: “Arthritis Interrupted: The Latest Advances in Arthritis Research.� Breakout sessions with doctors and alternative therapy practitioners. Sat., Jan. 24, 9 a.m.-3:45 p.m., $15. 626-5040. https://www.arthritis.arizona.edu livinghealthy@arthritis.arizona.edu PILATES CHAIR QUARTET SESSIONS Body Fundamentals Pilates & Movement Studio. 4265 N. Camino Gacela 299-6541. Wednesdays, 5:15 p.m. Advanced*Thursdays, 9:00 a.m. Beginning**Thursdays, 12:15 p.m. - Beginning/ ContinuingSaturdays, 10:15 a.m. - Beginning/ ContinuingSaturdays, 1:00 p.m. - Intermediate*Note: the Advanced class is suitable for Pilates instructors and for truly advanced Pilates students.**No Pilates experience necessary for Beginning class. Thursdays, 9-10 a.m. and 12:15-1:15 p.m. and Saturdays, 10:1511:15 a.m. and 1-2 p.m., $42 per session or $380 for

TAI CHI FOR HEALTH/ARTHRITIS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Presented by Heather Chalon. Improve physical well-being, manage pain and enhance relaxation in a safe and fun environment. Thursdays, 12-1 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, Free. 791-4010. http:// www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov TAKE CONTROL: SUGAR CRAVINGS & EMOTIONAL EATING Natural Life Holistic Oasis. 7235 N Paseo Del Norte 740-1718. Ann Baldwin, PhD and Sheila Shea MA present an evening of education, practical demonstrations, fun, movement and tasting. Sheila gives you the big picture on sugar and how it affects your body. Ann shows you how emotions affect what you eat and how you can stop emotional eating. Thu., Jan. 22, 5:30-7 p.m., $5 cover charge at door. 795-4048. http://mindbody-science.com abaldwin@mind-body-science.com

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EVENTS THIS WEEK AMAZING SCAVENGER HUNT ADVENTURE- TUCSON Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Turn Tucson into a Gameboard with this scavenger hunt adventure. Combine the fun of the Amazing Race with a three-hour city tour. Guided from any smart phone, teams solve clues and complete challenges while learning local history. Start when you want and play at your pace. See Website for details. July 11-April 30, 9 a.m.7 p.m., $39.20 for a team of 2-5 people after Promo code TUCSONWEEKLY. 805-603-5620. http://www. UrbanAdventureQuest.com http://www. UrbanAdventureQuest.com BIRDING ALONG THE SANTA CRUZ RIVER Wheeler Taft Abbett Sr. Branch Library. 7800 N. Schisler Drive. 594-5200. Join birding expert Jeff Babson to see the riparian birds that are attracted to the mature willows and continuous river flow along the lower Santa Cruz River in Northwest Tucson. Ages 12 and up. Reservations required. Mon., Jan. 26, 8:30-10 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov CACTUS HIKE Tucson Mountain Park David Yetman Trail. 7110 W. Gates Pass Road. Learn about the rich variety of local cacti and their ecology and uses with botanist Meg Quinn on a 3-mile hike in Tucson Mountain Park. Ages 12 and up. Reservations required. Thu., Jan. 22, 9-11:30 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/ nrpr eeducation@pima.gov FAMILY NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Easy walks . All ages welcome. 1.5-2 miles Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through April 18, Free. 307-7900. daejse@msn.com GNEISS GEOLOGY WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Learn the geology of Sabino Canyon and the Santa Catalina Mountains on this easy to moderate 22.5 mile hike. No hike on Thanksgiving, C heist as & New Years Day Thursdays, 8:30-11:30 a.m. Continues through April 16, Free. 307-7900. daejse@msn.com NED’S NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Volunteer naturalist Ned Harris leads a 3-hour walk through Sabino Canyon over moderately difficult trails, and discusses local birds, insects, plants, and offers photography tips. Meet in front of the Visitor Center. Wednesdays, 8:30 a.m., $5 parking, free event. http://sabinonaturalists.org. brynaba@aol.com. PANNING FOR GARNETS Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Meet on tram road at the second bridge. Learn to. Pan for (sand rubies) aka garnets. Open to all ages. Children with parent please. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. Continues through April 15, Free. 3077900. daejse@ msn.com PEDAL THE OLD PUEBLO Tucson Bike Tours. 215 N Hoff Ave # 101 488-4446. Hop on a beautiful bike and interact with historic and eclectic Tucson! Learn about the people and places that make the Old Pueblo special. Jan. 6-May 31, 9 a.m.12:30 p.m. and 1:30-5 p.m., $65 includes taxes, fees, gratuity. http://www.tucsonbiketours.com tucsonbiketours@gmail.com

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#)49 7%%+ CONTINUED FROM PAGE 41 SONORAN DESERT WEEDWACKERS Tucson Mountain Park. 2020 N. Kinney Road. 8776000. Join the Sonoran Desert Weedwackers to eradicate buffelgrass and fountain grass in Tucson Mountain Park. Work may require hiking and pulling buffelgrass on steep slopes. Meeting locations change frequently. Ages 12 and up. Reservations required. Wed., Jan. 14, 8-11 a.m., Sat., Jan. 17, 8-11 a.m. and Wed., Jan. 28, 8-11 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov

TUCSON MOUNTAIN PARK BIRDING WALK Tucson Mountain Park Ironwood Picnic Area. 1548 S. Kinney Road. Join birding expert John Higgins for a guided bird walk in Tucson Mountain Park to spot canyon towhees, rufous-winged sparrows, Gila woodpeckers, and other desert birds. Ages 12 and up. Tuesdays, Saturdays, 8-10 a.m. Continues through Jan. 31, free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima. gov

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ADVICE FOR LIFE - BUDDHIST TEACHINGS Transcend Massage & Wellness Spa. 7435 N Oracle Rd Ste 101 544-8086. Based on meditations from “Advice For Life“. Learn how to apply Buddha’s teachings and meditation instructions practically in your day to day life. Every other Tuesday, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Continues through Jan. 31, $10 or $8 with punch card. 4411617. http://meditationintucson.org/nw-tucson/ ADVICE FOR LIFE AND PRAYERS FOR WORLD PEACE Kadampa Meditation Center, Arizona. 1701 E. Miles St. 441-1617. Learn how we can put Buddha’s teachings into practice in our normal busy lives. Each week you will receive a teaching on a different practical topic along with prayers and meditation. Sundays, 10-11:15 a.m., $10 or $8 with punchcard, first class free. http:// meditationintucson.org/kmc-sundays/ info@meditationintucson.org CENTERING PRAYER MEDITATION St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Fr. Thomas Keating refers to the transformational process of Centering Prayer as “Divine Therapy”. Sessions consist of 20-25 minutes of meditation with related reading and discussion. Beginner and experienced both welcome. Thu., Nov. 6, 12-1 and 7-8 p.m. and Thursdays, 12-1 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, No charge. DESERT RAIN ZEN WEEKLY SIT Little Chapel of All Nations. 1052 N. Highland Ave. 623-1692. Old and new meditators are welcome. Chairs are available for those who aren’t comfortable sitting on cushions. Our practice, which is more Westernized than at many Zen centers, aims to bring traditional forms inherited from China and Japan into touch with our contemporary world and our lives. Two 25 minute sits with a brief walking meditation in between, followed by tea and talk. Koan study and individual work with Resident Teacher available. Sundays, 3:30-5 p.m., Free. 235-1267. http://www.desertrainzen.org tenneyn@gmail.com PSYCHIC FAIR Church of Mankind. 1231 S. Van Buren Ave. 7907374. Psychic Fair: Church Fundraiser Jan. 25th 10-1pm. Variety of readings offered: Runes, Crystal ball, Abstract Art, Psychometry, Sea shells,Tarot Cards, rocks, Sparkle and Tea Readings $20 donation/15 minute reading. We have Church Services every Sunday 2pm & Thursday 7:30pm. Sun., Jan. 25, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Free Entrance-$20.00 tax deductible donation per 15 minute reading. 461-2910 . ChurchofMankind@ msn.com RELIGIOUS SERVICE St Michael’s ECC. Meet: 740 E Speedway 575-8486. We are Catholic in Spirit & Identity. We are welcoming to feminists, the LGBTQ Community, and so much more Sundays, 9-10 a.m. Continues through Dec. 27, All events are free. http://www.StMichaelsECC.org StMichaelsECC@q.com SALPOINTE SETON AWARD BREAKFAST Salpointe High School. 1545 E. Copper St. 327-6581. The Salpointe Catholic High School Elizabeth Ann Seton Award is presented during National Catholic Education Week and honors those who have made a positive difference in Catholic education in Southern Arizona. Tue., Jan. 27, 7:15 a.m., Free. 547-4340. http://www.salpointe.org llepore@salpointe.org WHAT IS TANTRA? Kadampa Meditation Center, Arizona. 1701 E. Miles St. 441-1617. Through tantra we can understand Buddha’s most profound teachings on the absence of inherent existence. This is a general Program class; drop-ins welcome. Meditation practice included. Thursdays, 7-8:15 p.m., $10 or $8 with punch card, first class free. http:// meditationintucson.org/thursday/ info@meditationintucson.org

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ARIZONA WILDCAT HOCKEY VS. STONY BROOK UNIV. Tucson Convention Center. 260 S. Church Ave. 7914101. Go Wildcats! Come out and cheer on the University of Arizona men’s hockey team during the first annual Pink the Rink game. Sat., Jan. 24, 7:30 p.m., $5+. http://www.arizonawildcathockey.org

CARNIVAL OF ILLUSION DoubleTree Hotel at Reid Park. 445 S. Alvernon Way. 881-4200. Carnival of Illusion: An Evening of OldWorld Magic is an evening of old-world entertainment in the style of Buster Keaton, Mae West, Gypsy Rose Lee, and Harry Houdini. Fridays, Saturdays, 5:30 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m., $35 to $45. 615-5299. http://www.carnivalofillusion.com thrills@carnivalofillusion.com

ARIZONA WILDCAT HOCKEY VS. STONY BROOK UNIVERSITY Tucson Convention Center. 260 S. Church Ave. 7914101. Go Wildcats! Come out and cheer on the University of Arizona men’s hockey team during the Lucky Row and Girls Night Out game. Fri., Jan. 23, 7:30 p.m., $5+. http://www.arizonawildcathockey.org NFL PACKAGE AND FOOD TRUCKS Danny’s Baboquivari Lounge. 2910 E. Fort Lowell Road. 795-1571. We have the NFL Package so you can watch every game on Sundays. And we have food trucks or potlucks every week so you can eat too! Sundays, 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Depends how hungry and thirsty you are. 795-3178. dannystucson@gmail.com

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BRAIN ANEURYSM/AVM SUPPORT GROUP St. Joseph’s Hospital. 350 N. Wilmot Road. 873-3000. Our support groups are specifically designed to help both survivor and family members. Room 3rd Agave Room in Pavilion. Go through the East entrance of the hospital. Every third Tuesday, 6-8 p.m., none. none. Kimberly@joeniekrofoundation.org SECULAR ORGANIZATIONS FOR SOBRIETY UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. SOS provides a successful non-religious alternative for recovery. The SOS Tucson Group provides a safe and welcoming environment for recovering addicts of all types to share and learn. Our meetings are held every Saturday 1:30-2:30 p.m. For more information, please attend a meeting or visit https://sites.google.com/site/sostucsongroup. Saturdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m., No Charge. https://sites. google.com/site/sostucsongroup TOASTMASTERS EYEOPENER CLUB Dorothy Yanez. 2248 W Rainbow Ridge Rd 5208503631. Learn to speak in front of others while having fun. Wednesdays, 6:15-7:30 a.m. Continues through Dec. 30, $36 every 6 months. 850-3631. http://2607.toastmastersclubs.org/ dyanez1@yahoo.com WALKING THE MOURNER’S PATH GRIEF SUPPORT PROGRAM St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Walking the Mourner’s Path: Transforming Grief into Joyful Living is a non-denominational, faith-based, 8-week grief program open to anyone who has experienced a death in the past 24 months. In the Ferguson Room. Registration is required: contact Richard at MournersPath@stphilipstucson.org. Saturdays, 9:30-11 a.m. Continues through March 7, $75. mournerspath@stphilipstucson.org

6/,5.4%%2 EVENTS THIS WEEK BEAT BACK BUFFELGRASS DAY Erin Willett. 418 N Warren 837-6836. The Southern Arizona Buffelgrass Coordination Center, Tucson Clean and Beautiful, and other groups are hosting buffelgrass removal events at sites all across the Tucson valley (there’s even a site up in Phoenix). North, South, East or West we have a location near you! Free. To volunteer visit: http://www.buffelgrass.org/beat-back-buffelgrassday-sites Sat., Jan. 24, 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. http:// www.buffelgrass.org outreach@buffelgrass.org UA STUDY ON CULTURE AND VOTING University of Arizona. No Address Did you vote in 2008 and/or 2012?If you did and are a white male between the ages of 25 and 65, live in Tucson in the second congressional district, and have a household income of $35,000/year or less, please participate in a non-partisan University of Arizona study. Ongoing, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Free. lvilahen@email.arizona.edu VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION Child Parent Centers. 602 E. 22nd St. 882-0100. Child-Parent Centers, 602 E. 22nd Street 882-0100 The Adult Literacy Program is looking for volunteers to help tutor the adult learners in basic math or English as a second language. Volunteers are also needed for various projects. For more info call 882-0100 ext. 77319. Jan. 15-29, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., $0. ext. 77319. Volunteers@childparentcenters.org

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THE AMELIA RIEMAN OPERA COMPETITION UA Crowder Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 621-1162. The Amelia Rieman Opera Competition, presented by the University of Arizona School of Music Opera Theater Sun., Jan. 25, 2 p.m., $Free. 621-2998. http://music. arizona.edu/News-Events/event/1095 DESERT SOUL MARCHING BAND OPEN AUDITIONS (ALL AGES) Garden Level Studios. 110 S. Church Ave. No. 4098. 829-1129. Come join Tucson’s Desert Soul Community Marching Band! We are an all-ages community band playing at Downtown events. We rehearse one per week on Saturdays, play fun arrangements, and welcome band musicians of all ages and levels of musicianship. Contact us at: www.swsoulcircuit.com. Click on Desert Soul. Or call 520-829-1129. Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., Free. 620-1640. http://www.swsoulcircuit.com/ desert-soul/ tucsoncorp@mebmgmt.com ECSTATIC SOUND Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. An improvisational exploration into sound. The first hour explore sounds created with the human body and voice through various experimental, facilitated sessions. The second hour instruments are explored. Bring your favorite music makers. This is a family-friendly event. Mondays, 6:308:30 p.m., $5 suggested donation. https://www.facebook.com/GalacticCenter L’ELISIR D’AMORE The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. The Royal Opera LIVE on screen at The Screening Room presents “L’elisir d’amore” on Sunday, Jan. 25 at 2 p.m. Starring Lucy Crowe as Adina and Bryn Terfel as Dr. Dulcamara, as staged by Laurent Pelly. Sun., Jan. 25, 2-5 p.m., $17 general, $15 seniors/students. http://www.screeningroomtucson.com divasngbrd@ yahoo.com LEARN TO READ MUSIC Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class is open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, music notation, and any questions brought to the class about reading music. The classes are presented by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Choir of Tucson and the Tucson Arizona Boys Chorus Mondays, 7 p.m., free. 235-4303. http://www.sonsoforpheus.org bam520@mns.com LEARN TO READ MUSIC CLASS Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class, open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics will include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, musical notation, and any questions about how to read music. Presented in community service by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Chorus of Tucson. Mondays, 7-8:30 p.m., Free. 235-4303. http:// www.sonsoforpheus.org bam520@msn.com R.CARLOS NAKAI & WILL CLIPMAN NATIVE AMERICAN FLUTE & WORLD PERCUSSION CONCERT Paul Surhoff. 9230 E.Ironbark St 908-917-2307. R. Carlos Nakai & Will ClipmanNative American Flute & World Percussion ConcertAbounding Grace Lutheran Church2450 South Kolb RoadTucson, AZ Sat., Jan. 24, 6-9:30 p.m., $ 20.00. 907-917-2307. Psurhoff@ gmail.com SUNDAY SPOTLIGHT ON THE PERFORMING ARTS The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. The Sunday Spotlight brings Downtown Tucson LIVE Shakespeare, Opera, and Ballet productions from Royal Opera,Globe On Screen, and around the world. Most Sundays @ 2pm. Tickets range in price with discounts for Students/Seniors. More info: thescreeningroomtucson.com Sundays, 2 p.m., $17-13. http://www.screeningroomtucson.com TSO PIANO TRIO: BEETHOVEN AND BEYOND Tucson Symphony Center. 2175 N. Sixth Ave. 8828585. The TSO Piano Trio performs Beethoven’s Trio No. 1, Op. 1, Schoenfield’s Cafe Music and more. Sun., Jan. 25, 2-4 p.m., $25. http://www.tucsonsymphony. org

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cut-stone diamond replicas created by artist Scott Sucher. Developed by the Museum of Ventura County. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Continues through April 19, $9 general. http:// www.theminitimemachine.org/diamonds-are-forever info@theminitimemachine.org HAND PRINTMAKING CLASS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Hand print making. Friday, Jan. 23 through Sunday Jan. 25, 9:30 am to 4 pm each day. Learn how to create prints by hand from your original artwork or botanical specimens. Transfer your image to a block, incise it and add ink to produce distinctive and stunning prints. Jan. 23-25, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m., $260, $240 members. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/education/adult-classes-trips/october-2014-seasonal-classes/ LA ENCANTADA FINE ART FESTIVAL La Encantada. 2905 E. Skyline Drive. 299-3566. The majestic garden courtyard of La Encantada stages the visual fine art festival, featuring a selective array of the finest handcrafted artwork in Southern Arizona and captivating performances set in breath-taking mountain views. Sat., Jan. 24, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., Jan. 25, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. 797-3959. http://www.saaca.org/ La_Encantada_Fine_Art.html MAKER’S MARKET Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. Shopping Local market hosted by Maker House and Artfire. Come enjoy the shopping with 30+ local vendors, with varying arts and items. Live Music, hot coffee, pastries, pizza, beer. Curated vendors, kids crafts, hot cocoa specials, and pizza! Parking is FREE on the weekends. Come and enjoy the day! Sat., Jan. 24, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. 318-5738. https://makerhouse.org/ event/makers-market/

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