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THE ECLECTIC CAFĂ&#x2030; E 7053 E. Tanque Verde Road. 885-2842. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-8 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V, Checks. A longstanding local cafĂŠ, the Eclectic excels at serving legendary breakfasts that feature fresh ingredients in robust portions. While service can be harried during peak hours, breakfast is worth the wait. Lunch and dinner are available, and while the menu dedicates itself to fresh ingredients, some of the other offerings arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t as consistently solid as breakfast. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss the habit-forming chilaquiles, worth getting up and waiting in line for. (8-30-01) $ EPIC CAFĂ&#x2030;

C 745 N. Fourth Ave. 624-6844. Open daily 6 a.m.-

midnight. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, MC, V. This is as close as you can get to Berkeley without leaving Tucson. The inexpensive, healthy food with fresh vegetables. The diverse crowd. The casual, occasionally cranky counter service. The art on the walls. The straws in the Viagralabeled container. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all there. (5-15-03) $ FEAST C 3719 E. Speedway Blvd. 326-9363. Open TuesdaySunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chef Doug Levy takes usual ingredients and creates unusual, innovative and delectable fare. He changes the menu every month, which means two things: The menu is seasonally driven, and you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get too attached to any one itemâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but whatever the month may be, everyone will find something to enjoy. Many of the items can be prepared gluten-free. The wine book is one of the best in town, and service seldom falters. (2-24-11) $$-$$$ GOURMET GIRLS GLUTEN-FREE BAKERY/BISTRO NW 5845 N. Oracle Road. 408-9000. Open TuesdaySunday 7 a.m.-3 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This tiny bakery and bistro is a godsend for folks with gluten issues. In the bakery, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll find muffins, cupcakes, breads, pizza shells, bread crumbs, crostini, cakes, piesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;you name it. The bistro menu includes fresh salads, homemade soups, sandwiches and breakfast items. Breakfast and lunch are served all day. (5-10-12) $$ LIV CAFĂ&#x2030; & BISTRO

C 4340 N. Campbell Ave. 638-5786. Open Monday-

Saturday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Counter. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V.

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MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; C 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429. Open TuesdayFriday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 9 a.m.-8 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Monterey Court CafĂŠ is one big step in the right direction toward reclaiming the glitz and glamour of the 1930s and â&#x20AC;&#x2122;40s in the Miracle Mile neighborhood. Built as a motel in 1938, Monterey Court is now a collection of galleries and artisan shops. The cafĂŠ is a wonderful addition, serving fresh, delicious food and local brews at affordable prices. Service is warm and friendly. Definitely try the guacamole. (9-20-12) $-$$

SEVEN CUPS C 2516 E. Sixth St. 881-4072. Open Monday-Saturday 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sunday 11:30 a.m.-6 p.m. CafĂŠ/ No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tucson is lucky to have Seven Cups, a traditional Chinese teahouse that serves a variety of some of the best teas youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll find anywhere. Order a pot of tea and a Japanese pastry, take in the calm elegance and forget that the outside world exists for an hour or two. (9-2-04) $-$$ SUNNY DAZE CAFĂ&#x2030; S 4980 S. Campbell Ave. 295-0300. Open SundayTuesday 6 a.m.-3 p.m.; Wednesday-Saturday 6 a.m.8 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tasty, inexpensive food can be found in abundance at Sunny Dazeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but what really sets this southside cafĂŠ apart is its clean, tropical-themed dĂŠcor. The small, square room is decorated to the hilt, and definitely worth checking out. (11-6-08) $-$$ TOOLEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COFFEE SHOP C 299 S. Park Ave. No Phone. Open daily 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. Cash only. Simple, honest food makes this cafĂŠ worthy of repeat visits. Breakfast is big, but the lunches are also quite satisfying. Coffee and teas are plentiful, and the vibe is kicked-back and cool. The dĂŠcor is especially charming, with a patio that is ideal for alfresco dining. Be warned: Hours seem to change on a whim. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s that laid-back. (3-26-09) $ VIVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CAFE E 8987 E. Tanque Verde Road. 760-8622. Open Monday-Saturday 6 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Sunday 6 a.m.-noon CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Look up the word diner in the dictionary and there could very well be a picture of Vivâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cafe next to the definition. The food is simple; the vibe is friendly; and if you go often enough all the servers will know you by name. Breakfast is big here with a hard-to-pass-up special on the menu. Coffee is endless. Burgers and sandwiches dominate the lunch menu. And while desserts are in short supply, you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t walk away hungry. (8-15-13) $ WILKO

C 943 E. University Blvd. 792-6684. Open Monday-

Saturday 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/ Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. This gastropub is a wonderful addition to the university area; in fact, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a plus for the entire city. Artisan cheeses and meats are a big part of the menu. The Sonoran hot dog becomes the Sonoran bratwurst, locally made and topped with guindilla relish. Other entrĂŠes include delicious pasta and a wonderful tilapia. Desserts are top-notch, which is no surprise, since theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re made by the folks at The B Line. (8-1111) $$

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DONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAYOU CAJUN COOKINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; NE 8991 E. Tanque Verde Road. 749-4410. Open Tuesday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Counter/BYO. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Craving some crawdads? Just gotta have a piece of pecan pie? We recommend heading over to Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. This teeny joint offers some of the Old Puebloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best Cajun cooking. This is truly down-home food, served simply, but with a lot of heart. (6-10-10) $$ THE PARISH

NW 6453 N. Oracle Road. 797-1233. Open daily 11

a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. MC, V. The Parish is a fine drinking establishment. Oh, and they serve food, tooâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;really good food. The Southern-fusion gastropub features dishes with a Cajun/Creole twist, and the bold flavors are served with a smile. Consider yourself warned: When something is described as spicy, they mean it. (3-8-12) $$

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This tiny spot in St. Philipâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Plaza will please those who appreciate fresh ingredients and a healthy spin on their food. The menu is small and many of the sandwiches are also available as salads. There is a daily soup and a small assortment of baked goods, plus smoothies and great coffee. Breakfast is big draw, especially on weekends, when the house specialty of stuffed French toast is served. (3-7-13) $-$$

THE SCENTED LEAF TEA HOUSE AND LOUNGE C 943 E. University Blvd., No. 165 624-2930. Open Monday-Saturday 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tiny and chic, this university-area spot defies the notion that tearooms need to be stuffy and boring. Considering the long list of varieties, tea-lovers will certainly find something to their liking. Teas are available freshly brewed, both hot and iced. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a daily, house-made soup as well as a nice assortment of desserts (mostly pies and cheesecakes). (11-22-12) $

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LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30pm. MISS SAIGON DOWNTOWN TFQ JAZZ JAM with Tony Frank The OP’s only late night Jazz jam returns to beautiful Downtown Miss Saigon!! Just in time for Tucson Jazz Festival! Fridays in January we swing well into the wee hours after the downtown concerts providing a place for fans, player and poets to come sit in and swing along!! 10:30pm- 1:30am, FREE. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ The Introverts Alternative Rock for sophisticated adults 7pm-10pm, no cover. RIALTO THEATRE Warsaw Opens for English Beat!! Temptatious rambunctious Ska! Voted one of Jam Base’s top 10 touring bands, The Brothers have collaborated with people all over the world, celebrating SkaRock-Punk-Reggae-Rocksteady-Celtic beats. With Warsaw, you’ll be dancing, and partying with zeal you never knew you had, so you might as well call in sick, because they’ll be coming around soon... 8pm- 1am, 21.50 - 26.50. RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN Karaoke KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! 9pm- 1am, NO COVER. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ Mark Bockel 10pm. ST. ANDREW’S PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH MasterWorks Concert Series - Tucson Symphony Orchestra The Tucson Symphony Orchestra MasterWorks Concert Series delivers beautiful renditions of classic musical masterpieces. The concerts are preceded by a chat with Tucson Symphony Orchestra Conductor, George Hanson, for an educational insight to the selections for each monthly performance. 7:30pm, $43-53.

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COMEDY & STORYTELLERS TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT COMEDY BATTLE: Improv Throwdown! Come see a fast-paced, gut-bursting, laugh-riot Throwdown every Saturday at TIM! This show features our ensemble cast performing short form improv in a head-to-head battle for your laughs. Highlights include freestyle rapping, competitive comedy challenges, audience participation, and stand-up style jokes made-up on the spot! 7pm- 8:30pm, $5.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC ALOFT TUCSON UNIVERSITY Latin Dance Revolution presents Sexy Salsa Saturdays with free dance lessons LATIN DANCE REVOLUTION presents for your listening and dancing pleasure SEXY SALSA SATURDAYS at new, classy ALOFT UNIVERSITY HOTEL, 1900 E Speedway. Every Saturday dance to the best Latin Music from 8pm till 12a.m. Salsa, Mambo, Timba, Bachata, Merengue and more. FREE SALSA/BACHATA LESSON at 8pm ALL AGES WELCOME Singles/Couples 8pm-12am, $10 including a $5 drink credit. ALOFT TUCSON UNIVERSITY Latin Dance Revolution presents Sexy Salsa Saturdays With Free Dance Lesson Salsa, Mambo, Cumbia, Timba, Bachata, Merengue, etc. Free salsa lesson at 9 p.m. Singles, couples, all ages welcome. 9pm- 1am, $10 which includes $5 drink credit voucher. BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Tucson’s Best Karaoke hosted by Y Not Entertainment. 9pm- 2am, $$. CLUB CONGRESS Saturdaze Dance Party: With DJ Bob Felix, DJ Sid the Kid and Jalph 10pm, Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Herm presents Kitchen Sync Kitchen Sync aka Saturday Nights At La Cocina Restaurant is a refreshing alternative to the typical club scene. Created in 2011, The Kitchen has cemented itself as one of the most fun and unique nightlife spots in town! 10pm- 2am, $3. THE DEPOT SPORTS BAR Karaoke with D&D Karaoke Come do it all...eat, drink, enjoy sports on one our 19 flat screen TV’s, and of course sing all night long with host Dr. Dan every Saturday night from 9-1. 9pm- 1am, Free. HACIENDA DEL SOL Hana’s Twilight Milonga A class takes place at 7 p.m., followed by dancing until 10 p.m. $10. Search Hana’s Twilight Milonga on Facebook. 7pm.

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#)49 7%%+ CONTINUED FROM PAGE 24 The 2 piece Acoustic show Fri., Jan. 9, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., No Cover. DESERT SOUL MARCHING BAND OPEN AUDITIONS (ALL AGES) Garden Level Studios. 110 S. Church Ave. No. 4098. 829-1129. Come join Tucson’s Desert Soul Community Marching Band! We are an all-ages community band playing at Downtown events. We rehearse one per week on Saturdays, play fun arrangements, and welcome band musicians of all ages and levels of musicianship. Contact us at: www.swsoulcircuit.com. Click on Desert Soul. Or call 520-829-1129. Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., Free. 620-1640. http://www.swsoulcircuit.com/ desert-soul/ tucsoncorp@mebmgmt.com DIANE VAN DEURZEN & LISA OTEY: THE COLLABORATORS Z Mansion. 288 N. Church Ave. 623-4889. Diane & Van Deurzen & Lisa Otey pay tribute to the songwriting teams of Dorothy Fields & Jerome Kern, Alan and Marilyn Bergman & Michel Legrand, and many more, part of the Songbook Series. All seats reserved. Mon., Jan. 12, 7 p.m., $15. 370-5912. http://www.dianevandeurzen.com dianeandlisa@owlsnestmusic.com ECSTATIC SOUND Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. An improvisational exploration into sound. The first hour explore sounds created with the human body and voice through various experimental, facilitated sessions. The second hour instruments are explored. Bring your favorite music makers. This is a family-friendly event. Mondays, 6:308:30 p.m., $5 suggested donation. https://www.facebook.com/GalacticCenter INTRO 8 WEEK DRUM COURSE FOR KIDS (AGES 6 - 9) IN A CLASS SETTING The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. NEED NO EXPERIENCE This course is designed for youngsters interested in drums. This is an excellent precursor to private lessons! Students will start developing some of the necessary coordination to play the drums and will learn how to read and count drum notation and play along with a few songs. Fridays, 4-4:45 p.m. Continues through Jan. 16, $96 - $137. http://www.thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail.com JEWISH IDENTITY AND CREATIVITY: A SYMPOSIUM AND CONCERT UA Holsclaw Recital Hall. 1017 N. Olive Road. 6211162. Please see the event details at http://judaic.arizona.edu/events/jewish-identity-and-creativity-symposiumand-concert Mon., Jan. 12, 7 p.m., Free. http://judaic. arizona.edu/events/jewish-identity-and-creativity-symposium-and-concert LEARN TO READ MUSIC Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class is open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, music notation, and any questions brought to the class about reading music. The classes are presented by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Choir of Tucson and the Tucson Arizona Boys Chorus Mondays, 7 p.m., free. 235-4303. http://www.sonsoforpheus.org bam520@mns.com LEARN TO READ MUSIC CLASS Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class, open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics will include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, musical notation, and any questions about how to read music. Presented in community service by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Chorus of Tucson. Mondays, 7-8:30 p.m., Free. 235-4303. http:// www.sonsoforpheus.org bam520@msn.com MASTERWORKS CONCERT SERIES WITH TUCSON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: BRAHMS AND MOZART St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church. 7650 N. Paseo del Norte. 297-7201. Mozart: Symphony No. 32, “Overture” TSO premiere de Falla: El amor brujo Ballet Suite. Brahms: Serenade No. 1 Fri., Jan. 9, 7:30 p.m., $48-$53. 797-3959 ext. 1. http://saaca.org/ MasterWorks_Concerts.html pat@saaca.org OUTDOOR CONCERT SERIES Free concerts by Tucson musicians performing in a range of styles, including steel drum; folk and classical guitar; Latin, modern and classical jazz; boogie woogie piano, blues, country and more are held at 6 p.m., the second Thursday of every month, at Oro Valley Marketplace, 12155 N. Oracle Road; and at 7 p.m., the first and third Friday of every month, at Geronimo Plaza in Main Gate Square, 820 E. University Blvd.; free. Visit saaca.org/Music for schedules. Second Thursday of every month, 6 p.m. and Third and First Friday of every month, 7 p.m., . PIPES, PEDALS, AND VIRTUOSOS: WOOSUG KANG, ORGAN St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Woosug Kang, Director of Music at St. Philip’s, will present a number of unusual or seldom-played pieces in the organ repertoire. In the Church. Sat., Jan. 10, 2-3:30 p.m., Suggested admission $20. 222-7277. http://www.friendsofmusictucson. org friendsofmusic@stphilipstucson.org

SUNDAY SPOTLIGHT ON THE PERFORMING ARTS The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. The Sunday Spotlight brings Downtown Tucson LIVE Shakespeare, Opera, and Ballet productions from Royal Opera,Globe On Screen, and around the world. Most Sundays @ 2pm. Tickets range in price with discounts for Students/Seniors. More info: thescreeningroomtucson.com Sundays, 2 p.m., $17-13. http://www.screeningroomtucson.com TUCSON SONGWRITER SHOWCASE Monterey Court Studio Galleries and Café. 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429. January 14 is the second Wednesday of the month and that means another exciting concert of 9 songwriters sharing the stage at Monterey Court with special guest Beth Fitchet Wood, winner of the 2009 Tucson Folk Festival songwriter contest, stoppng in onher tour from California. Wed., Jan. 14, 6:30-9:30 p.m., free. ronpandy@gmail.com WOOSUG KANG, ORGAN: PIPES, PEDALS, AND VIRTUOSOS St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. St. Philip’s Director of Music, Woosug Kang, presents a concert featuring famous and less-known organ works. Proceeds benefit the youth choir’s residency at Worcester Cathedral in UK in 2016. In the Church. Sat., Jan. 10, 7-8:30 p.m., Suggested admission $20. 222-7277. http://www. friendsofmusictucson.org friendsofmusic@stphilipstucson.org

4(%!4%2 OPENING THIS WEEK FIVE PRESIDENTS Temple of Music and Art. 330 S. Scott Ave. 622-2823. World Premiere: Five Presidents. In Yorba Linda, California, five living Presidents – Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton – wait for the start of Richard Nixon’s funeral. A loving, witty and touching speculation on what may have happened at this true-life event. Sat., Jan. 10, 8-9:30 p.m., Sun., Jan. 11, 7-8:30 p.m., Tue., Jan. 13, 7:30-9 p.m., Wed., Jan. 14, 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Jan. 15, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Jan. 16, 7:30-9 p.m., Sat., Jan. 17, 8-9:30 p.m., Sun., Jan. 18, 2-3:30 and 7-9:30 p.m., Tue., Jan. 20, 7:30-9 p.m., Wed., Jan. 21, 2-3:30 and 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Jan. 22, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Jan. 23, 7:30-9 p.m., Sat., Jan. 24, 4-5:30 and 8-9:30 p.m., Sun., Jan. 25, 2-3:30 p.m., Wed., Jan. 28, 2-3:30 and 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Jan. 29, 2-3:30 and 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Jan. 30, 7:30-9 p.m. and Sat., Jan. 31, 2-3:30 and 8-9:30 p.m., $37-$67. http://www.arizonatheatre.org info@arizonatheatre.org I DO, I DO The Community Playhouse. 1881 N. Oracle Road. 6232137. I Do! I Do! The musical written by Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt chronicles a 50 year span of time in the marriage of Agnes and Michael Snow. Through the good times and the bad, we watch them grow old together, forever, forever, together. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9 p.m. and Sundays, 2-3:30 p.m. Continues through Jan. 25, $16 general, $13 military, senior, student. All tickets $10 on frugal fridays. 887-6239. tucsoncp@gmail.com MUSICAL MAYHEM CABARET’S FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY EXTRAVAGANZA Unscrewed Theater. 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 8612986. A star studded musical theater celebration of MMC’s 4 years in Arizona in our patented “under rehearsed and over dramatic” hilarious style. Laugh till you cry with some of Tucson’s biggest voices and

brightest talent. Special guests. Not appropriate for children. Sun., Jan. 11, 7-8:30 p.m., $7. 304-2007. http://www.musicalmayhemcabaret.weebly.com musicalmayhemcabaret@gmail.com THE ROGUE THEATRE PRESENTS SAMUEL BECKETT’S “WAITING FOR GODOT” The Rogue Theatre. 300 E. University Blvd. 551-2053. The laughter, hope, and despair of noble fools. Directed by Cynthia Meier. Preshow music begins 15 minutes before curtain. Discussion with cast and director follows all performances. Production sponsors Katharina Phillips and Sheldon Trubatch. Season sponsor Norma Davenport. Sundays, 2-4:15 p.m., Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30-9:45 p.m. and Sat., Jan. 24, 2-4:15 p.m. Continues through Jan. 25, $32. $32 General, $22 Previews Jan 8-10. $15 Student rush w/ ID 15 min before curtain. Buy tickets online at www. TheRogueTheatre.org.. http://www.theroguetheatre.org ticket@theroguetheatre.org SAVANNAH DISPUTATION Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. A comedy drenched in southern charm and infused with a pinch of hellfire and a dollop of damnation. Two daffy sisters find themselves in a verbal smack-down with a door-to-door evangelist. Crackling with wit and brimming with emotion, what unfolds is an up-to-the-minute comedy about organized religion, faith, and morals. Thu., Jan. 8, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sundays, 3-5 p.m., Thu., Feb. 12, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 14, 3-5 p.m. Continues through Feb. 8, $14-20. http://livetheatreworkshop.org livetheatreworkshop@gmail.com SOMETHING SOMETHING THEATRE COMPANY PRESENTS “THE WEIR” ZUZI! Theater. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 629-0237. Something Something Theatre, the new kid in town, is proud to present “The Weir” by Conor McPherson, a play taking place in a small Irish pub, with ghost and fairy stories... and one special tale that will find a place to lodge in your heart. Fri., Jan. 9, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sat., Jan. 10, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sun., Jan. 11, 2-4 p.m., Fri., Jan. 16, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sat., Jan. 17, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sun., Jan. 18, 2-4 p.m., Fri., Jan. 23, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sat., Jan. 24, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sun., Jan. 25, 2-4 p.m., $15 to $20. 468-6111. http://www. SomethingSomethingTheatre.com info@somethingsomethingtheatre.com TEDDY TONIGHT Berger Performing Arts Center. 1200 W. Speedway Blvd. 770-3762. Invisible Theatre presents Laurence Luckinbill as he portrays Theodore Roosevelt in a grand and moving story about one of the greatest of presidents, and men. Sat., Jan. 10, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sun., Jan. 11, 3-5 p.m., $40.00. 882-9721. http:// www.invisibletheatre.com invisibletheatre@email.com WOMEN AND GUNS Temple of Music and Art Cabaret Theater. 330 S. Scott Ave. 622-2823. TADA! presents the World Premiere of Women and Guns, by Steve Gold, January 10 thru 25. The play presents the neglected issue of PTSD among female Marines in Iraq and at home. : $22 - $18 seniors and students. Active military free. Call Sheldon Metz, 520-722-9553 - visit alliance performance.org Sat., Jan. 10, 7:30 p.m., Sun., Jan. 11, 2:30 p.m., Fri., Jan. 16, 7:30 p.m., Sat., Jan. 17, 7:30 p.m., Sun., Jan. 18, 2:30 p.m., Fri., Jan. 23, 7:30 p.m., Sat., Jan. 24, 7:30 p.m. and Sun., Jan. 25, 2:30 p.m., $22 general-$18 seniors/students- Active military free. 722-9553. http://allianceperformancecenter.org thedrektor@gmail.com

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MEET THE AUTHOR: JEFF CLEMENTS: CORPORATIONS ARE NOT PEOPLE Antigone Books. 411 N. Fourth Ave. 792-3715. Join us for refreshments and a special talk and book signing with Jeff Clements, author of Corporations Are Not People: Reclaiming Democracy From Big Money & Global Corporations. Sat., Jan. 10, 12-1:30 p.m., Free. http://www.antigonebooks.com/event/jeff-clements info@ antigonebooks.com STORY TIME & BOOK SIGNING WITH LA VERNE OLSEN Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. Join us on Sunday January 11th from 1:00 - 2:00 PM for a story time and book signing with author La Verne Olsen. Ms. Olsen will be reading her book If A Peacock Follows You Home. Stop in and meet the author and get an autographed copy. Sun., Jan. 11, 1-2 p.m., Free. Books Available for Purchase. http://ww.mostlybooksaz. com/event/january-11th-story-time-signing-laverne-olsen TRANSLATING TRANSGENDER: AN EVENING OF READINGS WITH RABIH ALAMEDDINE, TRISH SALAH, AND NATHANAËL UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. Join us for a rare and inspired evening of readings by National Book Award finalist Rabih Alameddine, Lambda Literary Award for Transgender Fiction Trish Salah, and Prix Alain-Grandbois winner Nathanaël. MC’d by local poets Samuel Ace and TC Tolbert. Refreshments and light fare served. Mon., Jan. 12, 5-7 p.m., free. 822-6251. http://translatingtransgender.info dgl@email.arizona.edu

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Artist work/ live space Basement with windows, 1,000 sq. ft. greenhouses. $550.00 per mth. Work exhange? includes, water, gas, electric and wi-fi. 520-288-6624 or google Casagoofyinternational CENTRAL Large 1BR, wrought iron security, super clean, new A/C, Italian tile floors. Near Randolph Park. approved pets, $485/mo. w/year lease. 520-272-9472 or 520-332-2391 Studio Apartment -furnished NE location on N. Sold i e r T r a i l . artist/writers/birders: Cert. wildlife habitat, three picture windows, Mtn. views, northern exposure. Utilities included. $595.00 with lease. 520-760-1331.

Condos/ Townhomes

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CENTRAL Duplex-Quiet 2BR/1BA, AC and tile. 700 square feet. Near Ft. Lowell and Country club. Off street parking, pets okay. $625.00 per month. 520-288-6624

Landscaping

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Landscaping

VEW Landscaping No Job Too Big or Too Small!

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Call Mr. Ward 520-312-5269 or 520-369-9582 Employment General

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Adoptions

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ADOPTION: Loving, financially secure married couple with joy filled home awaits your newborn. Expenses paid. Michelle & Marc 888-692-7060

Announcements

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Healthy Living/ Fitness

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TRANSFORMATIONAL BODYWORK Relaxing massage

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Employment General

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Engineer II, Instrumentation & Control - Tucson, AZ - Develop electrical designs of programmable logic control (PLC), distributed control systems (DCS) and supervisory control and data acquisition systems (SCADA). Design, size, and specify instruments and control equipment systems to indicate, measure and control specific aspects of a production process and operating plant equipment. Use programming PLC, DCS and SCADA systems. Must be able to travel both domestically and internationally to client sites. Must have a Master's in Electrical Engineering and one year exp. in a closely related Engineering field. Must have theoretical knowledge and application of all instrumentation related codes and regulations and previous exp. with PLC and SCADA control system software, hardware, and architecture. In lieu of a Master's in Electrical Engineering, and 1 yr. exp. in a closely related field, will accept a Bachelor's degree in same field, and 3 yrs. exp. as a Engineer II, Instrumentation & Control, or in a closely related Engineering field, with the above listed experience. Send resume & cover letter to: M3 Engineering & Technology Corp., S. Myers-Rosas, HR Manager, 2051 W. Sunset Rd., Suite 101, Tucson, AZ 95704. No calls.

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Participants needed for U of A study on marital separation and divorce.

Weekly Treatment Options Starting At $60

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