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Italian Restaurant Since 1939 • 434 4th Avenue • Tucson, AZ 85705 • (520) 624-5765 • carusositalian.com
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Natural Foods Buffet
Vegetarian/Vegan Buffet Changes Daily
Locally Homemade & Organic
Lunch Wed-Sat 11:30am-2:30pm 711 E. Blacklidge Dr. E. of 1st Ave., 2 Blocks S. of Ft. Lowell 520-792-0630 • www.GovindasOfTucson.com
Govinda’s
Natural Foods Buffet
Everyone Welcome!
New Healthy Seasonal Specials RAMA FEST Organic & Locally Grown, GMO Free Serving Great Dishes Since 1992 Outdoor Patio Dining • Lunch Wed thru Sat 11:30am - 2:30pm • Dinner Tues thru Sat 5:00pm - 9:30pm • Sunday Brunch 11:00am - 2:30pm
711 E. Blacklidge Dr. E. of 1st Ave., 2 Blocks S. of Ft. Lowell 520-792-0630 • www.GovindasOfTucson.com
Sat., March 28th 6pm-8:30pm Indian Dance, Fire Show, Kid’s Activities & Live Music Free Feast for All
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CHICAGO 520.321.1860 2707 E. BROADWAY www.roccoslittlechicago.com
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Chocolate Oaxacan-Style Hot Chocolate
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Visit our Menus, Great Food Shots, Watch our Food Network Videos & LIKE US on Facebook
Huevos Rancheros Voted "Best of Tucson" 4 Years!
www.TeresaMosaicCafe.com 2456 N. Silver Mosaic Dr. • Tucson, AZ 85745
624-4512
7:30am - 9pm M-Sat • 7:30am - 2pm Sun
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Spring Fest 2015 • Info Booths • Psychics • Workshops • Spring Equinox Ritual at 6pm • Merchant’s Marketplace
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Admission is a non-perishable donation for the Tucson Community Food Bank
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T H E V I L L A G E S A L O N T U C S O N . C O M
520-795-3929
120 S COUNTRY CLUB, TUCSON, AZ 85716
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SPECIAL: WITH EVERY BEER GROWLER REFILL GET 2FOR1 MOVIE RENTALS. MON SPECIAL: Keep ALL HOT New Releases For 3 Days! And with any movie
rental/rentals pick out any (1) DVD from our upstairs Balcony as a FREE Rental! Plus 20% OFF All (used) DVD/GAME Purchases.
TUE.& WED. SPECIAL: ALL Rentals are 2 FOR 1!! Rent any movie or game and get your
second rental FREE!
THURS. & SUN. SPECIALS: 1 FREE Family/Children’s Movie Rental!!* Rent any (1) movie in our Family or Children’s section FREE! And Keep All Your Movie Rentals On Thurs. or Sun. For (1) week! *No hot new releases with this special.
We carry 100’s of craft bottled beer! 2905 E. Speedway Blvd.
RENT MOVIES ONLINE! www.casavideo.com
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The Flycatcher Lounge and Live Music Club Great live music and nightly drink specials, free Wifi, free cell charging station, and get all of your beer and liquor to go thru our service window open until 1:59am!
Romo Tonight on Sunday the 29th
Free live music every Friday and Saturday happy hour!
The Flycatcher
theflycatchertucson.com • 520-207-9251
340 E. 6th Street
SHOWTIMES
Fri & Sat - 8p & 10:30p
Don Barnhart
Cutting Edge Comedy Since 1988 • 2900 E. Broadway
FREE Open Mic Night THURSDAY www.Laffstucson.com or 32-FUNNY
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“BONSAI & BUTTERFLIES” Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The 43rd annual exhibition of the Tucson Bonsai Society will be held at the Tucson Botanical Gardens, together with the butterfly show in the greenhouse. Bonsai demonstrations both days, register for bonsai classes in April. Admission prices include all exhibits, all proceeds benefit the Gardens. Butterfly exhibit open 9:30-3:00 daily. Sat., March 28, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. and Sun., March 29, 8:30 a.m.4:30 p.m., $13 adults, $12 seniors, students, military $7.50 ages 4-12, kids under 3 and members free. 749-4155. tucsonbonsaisociety.org “RIPPLE EFFECT OF GUN VIOLENCE IN OUR COMMUNITY” Congregation Or Chadash. 3939 N. Alvernon Way. 5128500. A few of the guest speakers include: Rabbi Thomas A. Louchheim; Susie Huhn, CEO, Casa de los Ninos; Deputy Chief John Leavitt; and Representative Randall Friese Sun., March 29, 2-4 p.m., Free. azgstucson@gmail.com 9TH ANNUAL SOUTHERN ARIZONA NAMIWALKS 5K/3K WALK FOR MENTAL HEALTH Kino Veterans Memorial Sports Complex. 2500 E. Ajo Way. NAMI Southern Arizona’s NAMIWalks 5k & 3k event that helps raise the funds for no-cost advocacy, education and support programs. The event also raises awareness about mental illness, reduces stigma and encourages people with mental illness and their loved ones to find help and hope. Sat., March 28, 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 622-5582. http://www.namisaz.org namisa@ namisa.org BLENMAN ELM PORCH FEST Tucson Porch Fest. Blenman Elm Neighborhood 5555555. Live Bands Food Trucks, Bike tour Art Exhibitions and Much More Sun., March 29, 4-7 p.m., $free. CRAZY 3K & SPRING FESTIVAL Brandi Fenton Memorial Park. 3482 E. River Road. 877-6154. Family Friendly 3k with 8 different fantastic stations to entertain you and test your funability! Limited time use “crazy30” for 30% off! Stay after for some food and fun with carnival games, jumping castles, petting zoo, face painting, and numerous other entertaining events! Contact Kathy@Friends4theFuture. org for vendor and sponsor information! Sun., March 29, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Various. http://friends4thefuture. org/ kim@friends4thefuture.org FOOD FOR THOUGHT POTLUCK DINNER First Christian Church. 740 E. Speedway Blvd. 6248695. Join Iskashitaa for a night of cross-cultural exchange as refugees from Africa, Asia, and the Middle East share traditional dishes from their home countries! We hope you will join us for this valuable opportunity to converse and build community. Event is free, but please bring a dish to pass! Thu., March 26, 6-8 p.m., Free. 440-0100. https://www.facebook.com/
events/653037091473312/ iskashitaafoodworkshops@ gmail.com MOCTOBERFEST MARCH 2015 Mercado San Agustín. 100 S. Avenida del Convento. 461-1110, ext. 8. MoctoberFest is an April Fool’s Carnival, and Fundraiser for All Soul’s Procession curators MMOS. Thank YOU for your attendance & support!Featured Entertainment:Sonoran StrangeAztral FolkVox UrbanaSol AxéMamAxéTucson Circus Arts SchoolEmpire of SoundDanny “Special Head” with the Circus AmpereanLas Florecitas Rockcheras Last Saturday of every month, 4 p.m.-12 a.m., $5. https:// www.facebook.com/events/1444980775753580/ moctoberfest@gmail.com OVER THE EDGE 5151 E Broadway 5151 E. Broadway Boulevard Office Tower. 5151 E Broadway Building 520.888.8888. In the Girl Scouts we build girls of courage, character and confidence who make the world a better place. Girl Scouts of Southern Arizona is looking for adventure seekers and philanthropists to show they too have the courage it takes to descend down the fourth highest skyscraper in Tucson. Sat., March 28, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., To rappel must fundraise $1000 to watch day of is FREE. 795-1566. http://www.firstgiving.com/392267/ over-the-edge evan.sullivan@strongpointmarketing.com RAM FEST 2015 Govinda’s Natural Foods Buffet and Boutique. 711 E. Blacklidge Drive. 792-0630. Join us for an evening of celebration of Prince Rama victory over evil with Classical Indian Dance, Cirque Roots Fire Show, Temple Ceremonies, Cooking Demos, Kid’s Activities and a free vegetarian feast served to all Sat., March 28, 6-9 p.m., free. http://www.GovindasOfTucson.com sandaminidd@ cs.com SAHBA SPRING HOME AND PATIO SHOW Tucson Convention Center. 260 S. Church Ave. 7914101. Sahba Home Show featuring hundreds of exhibitors and featuring what’s new in home improvement trends, remodeling ideas an outdoor living. Free TCC parking for all 3 days. March 27-29, 10 a.m.-7 p.m., $8 adults; $4 military; $4 for adults 50+ on Friday; kids free 12 & under. 795-3025. http:// SahbaHomeShow.com noel@sahba.com SOUTHWEST INDIAN ART FAIR Arizona State Museum. 1013 E. University Blvd. 6216302. Shop a wide array of top-quality, handmade art as you meet 200 Native artists from around the region all selling directly to you. Talk with them about their work and learn about their ancient cultures. Sat., March 28, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $10 for adults, kids free. 6268381. http://www.statemuseum.arizona.edu/events/ swiaf/ dfl@email.arizona.edu SUPPORT GIRL SCOUTS OVER THE EDGE FUNDRAISER 5151 E Broadway 5151 E. Broadway Boulevard Office Tower. 5151 E Broadway Building 520.888.8888. Girl Scouts of Southern Arizona is challenging the community to show their courage at the inaugural year of the Girl Scouts Over the Edge fundraiser. They are taking fundraising to new heights and looking for “Edgers” to rappel down the 17 stories of Tucson’s fourth highest skyscraper. FREE to support Sat., March 28, $1,000. 795-1566. http://www.girlscoutssoaz.org/what-we-do/ special-events/over-edge/ evan.sullivan@strongpointmarketing.com TUCSON PORCH FEST AT BLENMAN ELM Tucson Porch Fest. Blenman Elm Neighborhood 5555555. The stoops of the Blenman Elm neighborhood will be temporarily transformed into music venues and art galleries. Walk, skip, bike, skate through the neighborhood and grab a bite to eat at a variety of local food trucks. Sun., March 29, 4-7 p.m., Free.
TUESDAYS FOR TUCSON BENEFIT FOR READ BETWEEN THE BARS La Cocina Restaurant, Cantina and Coffee Bar. 201 N. Court Ave. 622-0351. Arizona’s books-to-prisoners program invites the community to an evening of live music by Mik and Scott and Billy Sedlmayr, 5:00 to 10:00 p.m., Tuesday, March 31, at La Cocina, 201 N. Court Ave. La Cocina will donate 10% of the evening’s net profits to Read Between the Bars. Tue., March 31, 5-10 p.m., $0. 305-9304. http://readbetweenthebars. com/ readbetweenthebars@gmail.com VOYAGER SOUTHWEST FLUTE FESTIVAL Voyager RV Resort. 8701 S. Kolb Road. 574-5000. Randy Granger & Steven Rushingwind Main Attraction players plus numerous NA Style Flutist from the Southwest. Over (18) vendors selling flutes,CDs and other items. Workshops and Food available. Sat., March 28, 9:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m., 0. 908-917-2307. psurhoff@ gmail.com
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$5 FRIDAYS- FAMILY GAME ROOM Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. Join us every Friday for low rates on our Gamer Room, featuring a 108” tv and lots of video games for play on a wide selection of game consoles, including XBox One and PS4! Only $5/hr! Fridays, 5-9 p.m., $5/ hr. katanagames.net 1HR DRUM CRASH COURSE (AGES 6 - 9) The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. Does your little one want to play drums but you’re unsure if they’re ready for Private Lessons or a Group Course? This 1hr class is designed to be a fun way to get familiar with playing the drums and even playing to songs!We provide drumsticks... you keep them! Tue., March 31, 6:30-7:30 p.m., $16 for one $29 for two. http://www.thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail.com BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free. BUY INTO TUCSON, CABRINI Winterhaven Center. 2921 E Fort Lowell Rd 512-5740. Join us and find new products and services from local businesses. Enjoy:Free RafflesFree Face paintingFood options Discounted and bargains Sat., March 28, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Free entrance. http://events.r20.constantcontact.com/register/event?oeidk=a07eaknm9o4a7a589 c8&llr=he4c4njab info@mygoodneighbor.org CRAFT-A-PALOOZA! Bookmans. 3733 W. Ina Road. 579-0303. Join us for a fun kids craft every week! From puppet making to drink coasters out of recycled CD’s, we have plenty of ways to keep your hands dirty! Saturdays, 1-2 p.m., Free!. http://bookmans.com/events/craftapalooza-2015-01-03/ emmem@hotmail.com A DAY OF REPTILE PRESENTATIONS Tucson Reptile Rescue. 844 S. 6th Ave 5209919553. We will begin giving free presentations at the shelter on different species and their captive care. These presentations will include a questions and answer segment, as well as a hands on experience with most of the animals. Saturdays, 1-4 p.m., $0. 991-9553. https://www.facebook.com/events/1429166160709960 tucsonreptilerescue@yahoo.com
DROP IN SATURDAY GLASS CLASSES Glass Illusions Studio. 8892 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-5752. Drop in Saturday Glass ClassesDrop in on Saturdays and take a beginning fused glass class for half off the regular price. Classes include: glass, use of tools and kiln firing. You can make a plate,vase,votive or jewelry. For ages 9 and up Saturdays, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., $15. to $45.. glassart4u@aol.com GAME NIGHT Bookmans. 3733 W. Ina Road. 579-0303. Grab a friend and join us for Game Night! We welcome you to bring your Pokemon and Magic cards or use a board game off our shelves! This is a family fun event. Fridays, 6-8 p.m., Free!. http://bookmans.com/events/ game-night-3-2015-01-02/ emmem@bookmans.com KATANA ACADEMY: GAME MAKER INTRODUCTORY CLASS Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. Want to learn to make your own video games? This introductory course gets you started on the basics of making games in the free software Game Maker with no prior programming knowledge required. Ages 10+, basic computer skills needed. Wednesdays, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Continues through April 1, $300. PETANQUE IN THE PARK Reid Park. 900 S. Randolph Way. 791-4873. Reid Park. Learn and play the French game of petanque (boules) at 2 pm Sundays through April 5. Beginners welcome. For directions and information, visit TucsonPetanqueClub.wordpress.com. Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. Continues through April 5, 0. 664-4133. http:// TucsonPetanqueClub.wordpress.com tucson.petanque@ gmail.com POKEPLAY SATURDAY Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. Looking for a place to to test your trainer skills? Just want someone willing to trade for that legendary catch? Meet and Greet other Pokemon fans and come play for awhile, for free! Saturdays, 10 a.m., Free. SMASH SATURDAYS Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. You’ve asked, we anwered! A weekly Smash Tournament for all levels, with prizes for the winners! Game type voted by majority each week. Saturdays, 12 p.m., $10. SPRING BOING BASH Vision Church. 7511 N. Benet Drive. 572-5235. This is a free community event that includes games, prizes, inflatables, food trucks, face painting, a photo op with the Easter Bunny and our rockin’ live band! Bring the whole family and tons of friends and join us for our community celebration! Fri., March 27, 5:30-8 p.m., FREE!. http://www.thevisionchurch.tv leanna.thevisionchurch@gmail.com STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans.com TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. All fighting games are $5 from 5-cl. Tuesdays, 5-9 p.m., $5. jason@katanagames.net ZOOM...ZOOM Children’s Museum Tucson. 200 S. Sixth Ave. 7929985. Discover all the ways you can GO! at the Children’s Museum Tucson as we celebrate the many modes of transportation. The Museum will collaborate with various local companies to provide a hands-on transportation experience. Sat., March 28, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., $8. http://www.childrensmuseumtucson.org daniela@childrensmuseumtucson.org
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Enjoy some of our fun attractions like Tyzen Hypnotist Extraordinaire, KLOVE’S Amazing World of Birds Show, Sea Lions and Gascar Racers! Don’t forget to use your Fry’s Weekday Discount Ride Coupons and enjoy some great shopping in our buildings! Pima Hall has the Kiddie Kingdom, Creepy Crawly Slimy Exhibit, The Creep Factor Show and the Mother’s Convenience Area. Old Pueblo Hall invites you to relax to the sounds of Gradymusic, do some shopping and let your little ones have fun learning at the HandsOn Science and Agriculture Exhibits! 93.7 KRQ and 98.3 KOHT Present Jeremih in concert on the Budweiser Main Stage at 8:00 p.m.
SATURDAY, April 18 Pima County Fair BEERFEST is today! 12:00 – 4:00 p.m. at the Montejo Sunset Cantina Bar and Grill with music, games, prizes and BEER! Tickets are only $15.00 for 10 tastes and are available for purchase at the Montejo Sunset Cantina Bar and Grill. *while supplies last 96.1 KLPX Fest Presents Jack Russell’s Great White, Sebastian Bach, Dokken and Jackyl, starting at 4:00 today! See the daily schedule for more
information. Brought to you in part by Ride Now Power Motor Sports, Harley-Davidson of Tucson and Millers Surplus! Give someone a happy home! Adopt a pet until 2:00 p.m. at the Montejo Sunset Cantina Bar and Grill and check out Zapatistas MC Invitational Motorcycle Ride, Show and Shine until 3:00. Vote for your favorite bike by 2:00 p.m.
SUNDAY, April 19 Words Hurt! Kids 10 and under can get a FREE Youth Admission until noon by bringing in a signed pledge form NOT TO BULLY. Pledge forms are available online at KOLD.com and in Bear Essentials News for Kids. One pledge per person. Photocopies not allowed. Visit the Gascar Racers, Sea Lion Splash and KLOVE’S Amazing World of Birds Show! Adopt a pet today until 2:00 p.m. at the animal adoptathon and check out the Stylistics Tucson, AZ Low Rider Invitational Car Show and Shine until 4:00 p.m. Don’t forget to visit our animal barns and learn about 4H and FFA. 93.7 KRQ Presents R5 in concert at 3:00 p.m. on the Main Stage. Hot 98.3 KOHT presents, Baby Bash in concert at 7:30 p.m. on the Budweiser Main Stage.
MONDAY, April 20 Good News Communications and Civano Nursery Present Family Discount Day! $2.00 Parking! $2.00 Admission! Desert Diamond Casinos and Entertainment invite you to the KCEE Senior Celebration with fun activities at Central Park from 1:00 – 4:00 p.m. Shop till you drop in all of our buildings and don’t miss the tractor pulls, homemade ice cream samples and jump rope making demonstrations at the Power from the Past Steam Engine Displays. Check out our petting zoo, pony rides and Gascar Racers!. Take the little ones to the KIDDIE KINGDOM in Pima Hall and the Hands on Science and Agriculture Exhibits for Kids in Old Pueblo Hall! Let the music of BeeGees Gold and Lights take you back with their covers of the Bee Gees and Journey! Both bands in concert today on the Budweiser Main Stage!
TUESDAY, April 21 Journal Broadcast Group presents $2.00 rides and $2.00 games today on The Tucson Weekly Carnival starting at 3:00 p.m.! Enjoy discounted fair food today, from 4:00 – 6:00 p.m.. Sample $2.00 menu items from participating food vendors and $2.00 draught beer menu items at the Montejo Sunset Cantina and participating beer gardens. Let the music of BeeGees Gold and Lights take you back with their covers of the Bee Gees and Journey! Both bands in concert today, on the Budweiser Main Stage Brought to you in part by Metro PCS!
midnight. Receive a $5.00 discount towards your purchased wristband when you bring in an unopened 20oz. bottle of any Coca-Cola product. Wristbands sold until 10:00 p.m. It’s Game Day! $2.00 games on the Tucson Weekly Carnival! Wanna get creeped out? Check out the Creepy, Crawly, Slimy exhibit and the Creep Factor Show, both, inside Pima Hall and shop till you drop in Thurber and Old Pueblo Halls! Brought to you in part by KGUN 9. 98.3 KOHT PRESENTS G-Eazy IN CONCERT AT 8:00 P.M. on the Budweiser Main Stage.
FRIDAY, April 24
WEDNESDAY, April 22 Dominos Pizza Delivers Day! FREE admission today until 5:30 p.m. with Dominos Pizza Delivery Coupon. Receive a coupon for FREE fair admission with any Tucson area Dominos delivery purchase April 1 – 21. One coupon per person. Photo copies not allowed. Good New Communications and Arizona Lotus Radio Presents Coca-Cola Wristband Day! Purchase a $30.00 wristband for unlimited rides on the Tucson Weekly Carnival, 3:00 p.m. to midnight. Receive a $5.00 discount towards your purchased wristband when you bring in an unopened 20oz. bottle of any Coca-Cola product. Wristbands sold until 10:00 p.m. Wanna get creeped out? Check out the Creepy, Crawly, Slimy Exhibit and Stalker Experience inside Pima Hall! Brought to you in part by KOLD News 13. $2.00 Games today on the Tucson Weekly Carnival AND Enjoy discounted fair food today, from 4:00 – 6:00. Sample $2.00 menu items from participating food vendors and $2.00 draught beer at the Montejo Sunset Cantina and participating beer gardens. 88.1 KLOVE Presents Switchfoot in concert, on the Budweiser Main Stage at 7:30 p.m.
My TV 18 presents Military Appreciation Day! $2.00 Admission with any Military ID. There’s also Gascar Races, Petting Zoo, Kiddie Kingdom, Pony Rides, KLOVE’s Amazing World of Birds, Sea Lion Splash and More! Don’t forget, today is your last chance to use the Fry’s Discount Ride Coupons! Find great shopping in Thurber and Pima Halls! Learn about Science, Agriculture, 4-H and shop some of Tucson’s finest crafters, while Gradymusic performs for visitors inside Old Pueblo Hall 96.1 KLPX presents Tesla in concert, at 8:00 p.m. on the Budweiser Main Stage. Brought to you in part by REM Sleep Solutions
SATURDAY, April 25 GCPRA Rodeo at 1:00 p.m., Door Slammers Car Club Show and Shine plus Power from the Past steam engines and tractor pulls today. Don’t forget to visit our animal barns and learn about 4H and FFA. Give someone a happy home! Adopt a pet until 2:00 p.m. at the Montejo Sunset Cantina Bar and Grill.
JEREMIH Friday 4/17 8PM
99.5 KIIM FM and The Boot Barn Present Joe Nichols in concert on the Budweiser Main Stage at 8:00 p.m.
SUNDAY, April 26 FREE Admission until noon with two cans of unopened food! 102.1 La Caliente and Telemundo presents the rodeo starting at 1:00 p.m., followed by Los Recoditos in concert at 7:30 p.m. on the Budweiser Main Stage. Check out these great shows: KLOVE’S Amazing World of Birds Show, Gascar Races, Tyzen, Hypnotist Extraordinaire, Sea Lion Splash, Petting Zoo and Pony Rides, Creepy Crawly Slimy and Kiddie Kingdom in Pima Hall! Final tractor pulls are today and the small stock auction starts at 10:30 under the big ramada. Last chance to give someone a happy home: Adopt a pet today at the Pima County Fair until 2:00! SMALL STOCK AUCTION IS TODAY AT 10:30 A.M. UNDER THE RAMADA! Fox 11 Proudly presents The GCPRA Rodeo! Performances start at 1:00 p.m. in Manny’s Arena and brought to you in part by Tucson Floor and Décor and 92.1 La Caliente. 92.1 La Caliente and Telemundo Presenta, Los Recoditos in concert at 7:30 p.m. on the Budweiser Main Stage! Brought to you in part by Desert Diamond Casinos and Entertainment.
LARGE STOCK AUCTION IS TODAY AT 11:45 UNDER THE RAMADA!
THURSDAY, April 23
Sunday 4/19
I Heart Radio Presents Coca-Cola WRISTBAND DAY! Purchase a $30.00 wristband for unlimited rides on the Tucson Weekly Carnival, 3:00 p.m. to R5 3PM
Saturday 4/18
DAVID NAIL 16 Thursday 4/ 8PM
Fox 11 Proudly presents The GCPRA Rodeo! Performances start at 1:00 p.m. in Manny’s Arena and brought to you in part by Tucson Floor and Decor and Univision.
JACK RUSSELL’S GREAT WHITE SEBASTIAN BACH 4PM 5:30PM
DOKKEN 7:00PM
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5 and under: FREE • Children ages 6-10: $4.00 • General: $8.00 • Parking: $5.00 Main Gates and Buildings: Open at 1:00 p.m. on Weekdays and 10:00 a.m. on Weekends Tucson Weekly Carnival Hours: Open at 3:00 p.m. Weekdays & 11:00 a.m. Weekends
SWITCHFOOT Wednesday 4/22 7:30PM
JACKYL 8:30PM
ATTENTION! VIP SEATING! Upgraded concert tickets are available for purchase for all concerts on the Budweiser Main Stage. Upgraded tickets are available at the fair for only $15.00 at the Budweiser Main Stage Beer Garden. Upgraded tickets are sold on a first come, first served basis while supplies last.
BABY BASH 7:30 PM
TESLA Friday 4/24 8PM G-EAZY Thursday 4/23 8PM
JOE NICHOLS Saturday 4/ 25 8PM
CODITOS BANDA LOS RE 4/ Sunday 26 7:30PM
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