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17TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY BENEFIT CONCERT AND FOOD DRIVE Berger Performing Arts Center. 1200 W. Speedway Blvd. 770-3762. A holiday benefit concert and food drive by the children of the Arizona Schools for the Deaf and the Blind and Sons of Orpheus to support of the Community Food Bank Wed., Dec. 3, 7-8:30 p.m., Cash, check to the Food Bank or non-perishable food. 621-1649. ARIZONA EXPERIENCE STORE 3 DAY PRE-HOLIDAY SALE! The Arizona Experience Store. 416 W. Congress St. 770-3500. Celebrate the season and save at the Arizona Experience Store with discounts of 10 to 50% off just about everything! Great deals on books, maps, local foods, jewelry, toys and holiday items! Enjoy refreshments and meet award-winning artists Julie Rustad and Michael Giscombe. Free 2 hour parking behind store. Wed., Dec. 3, 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Thu., Dec. 4, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fri., Dec. 5, 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Free. 520.770.3500. nancy.greene@azgs.az.gov ARIZONA WINES - WINE TASTING CataVinos Wine Shop and Tasting Room. 3063 N. Alvernon Way. 323-3063. Taste the terroir of Arizona, from 12 Arizona wineries around the state. Arizonas vineyards are reaching maturity and the wines get better every year. This event will be in the back lot under the tent. Over 30 wines to choose from. All wines have been hand selected. Sat., Nov. 29, 2-6 p.m., $20, !0% all wine purchases. yvonne@catavinoswines.com ASTRONOMY AROUND THE WORLD Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. Constellations and their myths from a wide array of civilizations and cultures are included in this storytelling presentation. Participants crawl inside an inflatable planetarium and view the stars and constellations on the ceiling of the dome. Presented by Portable Planetarium. Sat., Nov. 29, 2 p.m., Free. HELP US TEST THE SEE ME SMOKE-FREE MOBILE PHONE APP University of Arizona. No Address As part of this University of Arizona research study, you will:-Need to be female and use an Android phone.-Use the app and complete a brief survey (takes approx. 2 hrs).-Be compensated for your participation.Your information will be kept completely confidential. Mondays-Fridays. Continues through Nov. 28, Free. 626-4188. https:// www.facebook.com/ImageryAppStudy perlanah@email. arizona.edu HOLIDAY TREE-LIGHTING CEREMONY Westin La Paloma. 3800 E. Sunrise Drive. 742-6000. A lighting of the special Cactus Holiday Tree with entertainment by Tucson Ballet and Sons of Orpheus--The Male Choir of Tucson Sat., Nov. 29, 4:30-6:30 p.m., Open to the public. THANKSGIVING AT THE BREEZE The Breeze Patio Bar and Grill. Radisson Suites. 6555 E. Speedway Blvd. 731-1414. We have a great 4 Course Plated Meal created by our Executive Chef that includes an amuse bouche, salad, choice of traditional Turkey or Prime Rib Dinner and Dessert. If you don’t have plans or don’t feel like cooking. Please make a reservation and let us take care of you! Thu., Nov. 27, 11 a.m.-11 p.m., $38.95 per Adult and $18.95 per child (8-14).

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FOURTH AVENUE FOOD FEST Fourth Avenue. From Sixth to Seventh Street Located along Fourth Avenue near Fourth Street, this weekly event will pair local foods with live music in an open-air walk, with local small businesses, artisans and other talent on board. Fridays, 4-8 p.m., Free. 261-6982. http://foodinroot.com/events/fourth-avenue-food-fest/ foodinroot@gmail.com THE MIGHTY SNIP DOG Lovin’ Spoonfuls Vegetarian Restaurant. 2990 N. Campbell Ave., Suite 120. 325-7766. All of November,

Lovin’ Spoonfuls Vegetarian Restaurant serves a soy hot dog with crunchy onion rings and spicy housemade BBQ sauce on a bun plus mouthwatering side. $1 of every SNIP dog sold benefits the Spay Neuter Intervention Project for local dogs, cats, a program of No Kill Pima County Sat., Nov. 1, 12-8 p.m. and Sun., Nov. 30, 12-8 p.m., $7.50 for SNIP dog, other menu items available. http://www.nokillpimacounty.org/2014/10/ snip-dog-at-lovinspoonfuls-to-benefit-spay-and-neuterintervention-project/ admin@nokillpimacounty.org SUMMERTIME HOOKAH & VAPOR LOUNGE OPENING Tru Vibe Lounge. 1112 S. Wilmot Road. 393-3316. A great selection of local DJs, Art Gallery, gourmet E-juice, high quality Sheesha, Vaporizers, free Wi-Fi and big discounts. Every 45 days, 3-9 p.m., Free.

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ANNOUNCEMENTS FACILITATED GATHERING FOR JOB SEEKERS Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Former executive recruiter Beth Cole gives a presentation and a Q&A on a different job-seeking topic each week. Group discussion follows. Fridays, 3:30-4:30 p.m., . INDIVIDUAL JOB COUNSELING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. A job counselor from Career Services Unlimited provides free, one-on-one counseling about choosing a career, resume-writing, interview skills, networking and job-search skills. No appointment is needed; sessions are limited to 30 minutes. Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Mondays, 12-3 p.m., free.. 790-4010. Call 7904010 for more information. JOB HELP Joyner-Green Valley Branch Library. 601 N. La Cañada Drive. Green Valley. 594-5295. Experienced volunteers answer questions about resume-writing, online job searching, email accounts and other skills for job seekers. Drop-ins are welcome but appointments are recommended. Mondays, Fridays, 12:30-2:30 p.m., free. SCORE BUSINESS COUNSELING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Experienced executives give individualized advice about starting or building a business, by appointment. Call SCORE at 505-3636 to schedule a time. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and Mondays, 9 a.m.12 p.m., free.

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BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free. BUTTERFLY MAGIC OPENS OCTOBER 1ST! Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The Cox Butterfly & Orchid Pavilion will again transform into a magical oasis filled with over

300 butterflies at a given time. All of the butterflies are shipped in their pupae form and emerge in front of visitor’s eyes in the chrysalis exhibit then transferred into the greenhouse. Oct. 2-May 31, 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m., $13, $12 students, seniors, military, $7.50 child 4-12, members free!. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical. org/events/butterfly-magic/ info@tucsonbotanical.org DISNEY FANTASIA LIVE IN CONCERT Tucson Music Hall. 210 S. Church Ave. 791-4101. Start your family’s holiday celebration with the crown jewel of feature animation, Disney FANTASIA Live in Concert. Scenes from the masterpieces, 1940’s classic Fantasia and Fantasia 2000, will be presented on a large HD screen, hung above the stage, featuring the live accompaniment of the Tucson Symphony Orchestra. Sat., Nov. 29, 4-6 p.m. and Sun., Nov. 30, 2-4 p.m., $28 - $84. 882-8585. http://www.tucsonsymphony.org DROP IN SATURDAY GLASS CLASSES Glass Illusions Studio. 8892 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-5752. Drop in Saturday Glass ClassesDrop in on Saturdays and take a beginning fused glass class for half off the regular price. Classes include: glass, use of tools and kiln firing. You can make a plate,vase,votive or jewelry. For ages 9 and up Saturdays, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., $15. to $45.. glassart4u@aol.com INTRODUCTORY DRUM COURSE IN A GROUP CLASS SETTING AGES 10 - 99 The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. This fun and educational 8week course gives the student basic building blocks to start on their journey of becoming a drummer. Students will start developing basic coordination, learn to read and count drum music, as well as play to a couple songs! 10 students Max, 4 Minimum or class cancelled. Saturdays, 1-2 p.m. Continues through Jan. 17, $96 $137. http://www.thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail.com KICKIN’ OFF CHRISTMAS Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. Enjoy Santa’s arrival, carolers, a TRAK petting zoo, live Christmas music from The Jim Howell Band, wild west stunt shows, photo ops with Santa and his elves, and more! Wear your ugliest Christmas tie to Pinnacle Peak and enter to win a $50 gift card! Sun., Nov. 30, 5-9 p.m., free. http://www.traildusttown.com/ kickin-off-christmas info@traildusttown.com PRESCHOOL STORYTIME Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. Stories, songs, dancing and crafts. Designed for 3- to 5-year-olds and their parents or caregivers. Stories are longer than the Toddler Storytime and the activities are more complex. Preschool Storytime is 30 to 45 minutes long. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Continues through Feb. 26, Free. ROCKIN AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE: A CHRISTMAS SING-A-LONG Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. It is almost time for Christmas and everything is nearly ready. Everything, that is, but the Christmas cheer. Dance, sing, and rock ’n’ roll while you help Santa, the elves, and a couple of clumsy reindeer raise the cheer in time for Christmas. Sundays, 1-2 p.m. Continues through Dec. 21, $7-10. livetheatreworkshop@gmail.com SANTA’S LITTLE OUTLAWS, PINNACLE PEAK PISTOLEROS STUNT SHOW Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. Two outlaws find Christmas spirit when they help Santa escape the clutches of Bad Bob Humbug and his henchman, Lackey. 30 minute, outdoor show contains gunfire, explosion effects and cowboy fight scenes. Shows every night at 7:00 and 8:00 PM, with an additional show Saturday and Sunday at 6:00 PM. Nov. 28-Jan. 4, $4.00. 398-5618. http://wildweststuntshow. com jerry@wildweststuntshow.com STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans.com TUCSON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA DISNEY FANTASIA LIVE IN CONCERT Tucson Music Hall. 210 S. Church Ave. 791-4101. Start your family’s holiday celebration with the crown jewel of feature animation, Disney FANTASIA Live in Concert. Scenes from the masterpieces, 1940’s classic Fantasia and Fantasia 2000, will be presented on a large HD screen, hung above the stage, featuring the live accompaniment of the Tucson Symphony Orchestra. Sat., Nov. 29, 4-6 p.m., $28 - $84 children under 18 half price. 882-8585. http://www.tucsonsymphony.org TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. All fighting games are $5 from 5-cl. Tuesdays, 5-9 p.m., $5. jason@katanagames.net WESTWARD LOOK OFFERS DINING AND AMENITIES FOR THANKSGIVING Westward Look Wyndham Grand Resort & Spa. 245 E.

Ina Road. 297-1151. Westward Look Wyndham Grant Resort and Spa is offering delicious choices from breakfast through dinner, with the resort’s popular Thanksgiving Day Grand Brunch Buffet. $59 for adults, $25 for children 5 to 12 years old, free for children ages 4 and under. Please call for reservations (520) 297-1151. Thu., Nov. 27, 6:30 a.m.-12 p.m. and 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Varies. http://www.WestwardLook.Com

&),EVENTS THIS WEEK TUCSON PREMIERE OF FILM OR-7: THE JOURNEY, WITH Q&A Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. The Center for Biological Diversity presents OR-7: The Journey, a film about Oregon’s wandering wild wolf who trekked into CA and back, fathering pups and forming the first wolf pack west of the Cascades in nearly 70 years. The Center’s wolf expert Amaroq Weiss will host a post-screening Q&A. Wed., Dec. 3, 7-9 p.m., $10.50. 623-5252. http://www.biologicaldiversity.org/action/ events/ jragland@biologicaldiversity.org WIDESCREEN WEDNESDAYS Center for Creative Photography. 1030 N. Olive Road. 621-7968. This series of detective films and TV shows presents examples of the classic detective, but also branches out to include broader definitions of “detective”. Attend the series, and you may find your own definition of “detective” changing...and you may discover a new favorite film! Wed., Nov. 5, 7-9 p.m., Wed., Dec. 3, 7-9 p.m., Wed., Feb. 25, 7-9 p.m., Wed., April 1, 7-9 p.m. and Wed., April 29, 7-9 p.m., $0. http://tftv. arizona.edu

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/54$//23 EVENTS THIS WEEK AMAZING SCAVENGER HUNT ADVENTURE- TUCSON Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Turn Tucson into a Gameboard with this scavenger hunt adventure. Combine the fun of the Amazing Race with a three-hour city tour. Guided from any smart phone, teams solve clues and complete challenges while learning local history. Start when you want and play at your pace. See Website for details. July 11-April 30, 9 a.m.7 p.m., $39.20 for a team of 2-5 people after Promo code TUCSONWEEKLY. 805-603-5620. http://www. UrbanAdventureQuest.com http://www. UrbanAdventureQuest.com FAMILY NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Easy walks . All ages welcome. 1.5-2 miles Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through April 18, Free. 307-7900. daejse@msn.com GNEISS GEOLOGY WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Learn the geology of Sabino Canyon and the Santa Catalina Mountains on this easy to moderate 22.5 mile hike. No hike on Thanksgiving, C heist as & New Years Day Thursdays, 8:30-11:30 a.m. Continues through April 16, Free. 307-7900. daejse@msn.com

Center. Wednesdays, 8:30 a.m., $5 parking, free event. http://sabinonaturalists.org. brynaba@aol.com.

Trianon. Led by Dr. Kevin Justus. Sundays, 10:1511:15 a.m. Continues through Dec. 21, No charge.

PANNING FOR GARNETS Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Meet on tram road at the second bridge. Learn to. Pan for (sand rubies) aka garnets. Open to all ages. Children with parent please. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. Continues through April 15, Free. 3077900. daejse@ msn.com

CENTERING PRAYER MEDITATION St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Fr. Thomas Keating refers to the transformational process of Centering Prayer as “Divine Therapy”. Sessions consist of 20-25 minutes of meditation with related reading and discussion. Beginner and experienced both welcome. Thu., Nov. 6, 12-1 and 7-8 p.m. and Thursdays, 12-1 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, No charge.

0%4 &2)%.$,9 &5.$2!)3%23 EVENTS THIS WEEK 2014 WINTER FUNDRAISER & SILENT AUCTION Yoga Connection. 3929 E. Pima St. 323-1222. Over 100 items to bid on. All proceeds go to the HTTI Scholarship Fund and will provide seed money for the Sustaining Sacred Space Fund. Auction will close Saturday, December 6th at 2pm. Mondays-Sundays, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Dec. 6, FREE. http:// www.yogaconnection.org yoga@yogaconnection.org

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MOUNTAIN LION TALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Learn about the most beloved, feared and misunderstood animal in these parts. Sat., Nov. 1, 1-2 p.m., Sun., Nov. 16, 10-11 a.m., Tue., Nov. 18, 10-11 a.m., Sat., Nov. 29, 10-11 a.m., Wed., Dec. 10, 1-2 p.m. and Sun., Dec. 21, 10-11 a.m., Free. 307-7900. 520307-7900

ADVENT FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS SERVICE St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. This service, entitled “Expecting Joy,” focuses on anticipating the joy of God’s works in us. Features prayers, readings, instrumental music, and congregational singing. Preceded by “light-fare” potluck at 5:30 p.m. Freewill offering goes to Emerge! Center. Tue., Dec. 2, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Freewill offering.

NED’S NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Volunteer naturalist Ned Harris leads a 3-hour walk through Sabino Canyon over moderately difficult trails, and discusses local birds, insects, plants, and offers photography tips. Meet in front of the Visitor

ADVENT SERIES: SACRED PLACES, SACRED DREAMS St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Investigate what makes a place sacred and God-filled, exploring Reims Cathedral, the Medici Chapel, the Versailles Chapel, and the Petit

DESERT RAIN ZEN WEEKLY SIT Little Chapel of All Nations. 1052 N. Highland Ave. 623-1692. Old and new meditators are welcome. Chairs are available for those who aren’t comfortable sitting on cushions. Our practice, which is more Westernized than at many Zen centers, aims to bring traditional forms inherited from China and Japan into touch with our contemporary world and our lives. Two 25 minute sits with a brief walking meditation in between, followed by tea and talk. Koan study and individual work with Resident Teacher available. Sundays, 3-5 p.m., Free. 235-1267. http://www.desertrainzen.org tenneyn@gmail.com GREEN TARA HEALING MEDITATION Yoga Connection. 3929 E. Pima St. 323-1222. Green Tara Healing Meditation is a way to open ones heart and mind in compassion with the intent of benefiting all beings. Join us in this practice of generating healing energy for ourselves and for all sentient beings. Every third Sunday, 9-9:45 a.m. Continues through Dec. 31, By Donation. http://www.yogaconnection.org yoga@yogaconnection.org SKEPTICS AND BELIEVERS: RELIGIOUS DEBATE IN THE WESTERN INTELLECTUAL TRADITION St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Series of DVD lectures covers Catholic and Protestant theology, psychology, philosophy from the 18th to the 21st centuries, thinkers from Descartes to Kant to Marx to Nietzsche to Barth, liberation theology, modern and postmodern and fundamentalist theologies and scientific approaches to religion. Discussion follows. Sundays, 9-10 a.m. Continues through Nov. 30, free.

SPIRIT LAB FOR 20S/30S/40S St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Are you a young adult looking for spiritual camaraderie? Spirit Lab is a social and discussion group for 20s, 30s, and 40s. Delve into matters of Spirit, stimulating topics related to faith in our daily lives, discover new viewpoints and add your own. In the Desert Sage Room. First and Third Wednesday of every month, 7-8:30 p.m., No charge. SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT CLASSES Chapel of Awareness. 931 N. Fifth Ave. 820-0727. Learn healing, clairvoyance, communication with your guardian angels, meditation, the power of thought, vibrations and much more. Sundays, 5-6 p.m. Continues through Nov. 30, Donation: $100 for 13 classes, $10 per class. http://chapelofawarenesstucson. net revjim@chapelofawareness.org SUNDAY FEAST & FESTIVAL Govinda’s Natural Foods Buffet and Boutique. 711 E. Blacklidge Drive. 792-0630. Enter the Spiritual Realm of musical meditation, topical discourse and Kirtan chanting followed by an eight-course vegetarian feast. Explore the wonders of India’s ancient spiritual culture through the Bhagavad Gita.and chanting mantras. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 5:30-7 p.m. Continues through Dec. 28, free event, dinner is $5.donation. www.GovindasOfTucson.com WHAT IS RELIGION? WHAT IS THEOLOGY? St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. The human construct, religion, reflects human values and rules. Theology is the metaphor we use to talk about God; however, what matters is how we put it into practice. Explore these concepts with the Rev. Dr. Thomas Lindell, emeritus professor of molecular and cellular biology at UA. Sundays, 10:15-11:15 a.m. Continues through Dec. 7, No charge.

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NFL PACKAGE AND FOOD TRUCKS Dannyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Baboquivari Lounge. 2910 E. Fort Lowell Road. 795-1571. We have the NFL Package so you can watch every game on Sundays. And we have food trucks or potlucks every week so you can eat too! Sundays, 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Depends how hungry and thirsty you are. 795-3178. dannystucson@gmail.com

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LGBTQ GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP TMC Hospice - Peppiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s House. 2715 N Wyatt Ave 5203242834. LGBTQ Grief Support Groups1st and 3rd Wednesday of the monthNo cost. Accessible First and First Wednesday of every month, 4:30-6 p.m., FREE. 324-2438. SECULAR ORGANIZATIONS FOR SOBRIETY UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. SOS provides a successful non-religious alternative for recovery. The SOS Tucson Group provides a safe and welcoming environment for recovering addicts of all types to share and learn. Our meetings are held every Saturday 1:30-2:30 p.m. For more information, please attend a meeting or visit https://sites.google.com/site/sostucsongroup. Saturdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m., No Charge. https://sites. google.com/site/sostucsongroup

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#/-%$9 !.$ ),,53)/. CARNIVAL OF ILLUSION DoubleTree Hotel at Reid Park. 445 S. Alvernon Way. 881-4200. Carnival of Illusion: An Evening of OldWorld Magic is an evening of old-world entertainment in the style of Buster Keaton, Mae West, Gypsy Rose Lee, and Harry Houdini. Fridays, Saturdays, 5:30 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m., $35 to $45. 615-5299. http://www.carnivalofillusion.com thrills@carnivalofillusion.com

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itt@hotmail.com SOLSTICE COMMUNITY DANCE WORKSHOP ZUZI Move It! Studio. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 629-0237. Men and women of all ages and experience levels will learn to combine dance, writing, and poetry with playful improvisation scores & choreographic structures. Classes will culminate in a performance piece in ZUZI!â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 17th Solstice Celebration & Gala, titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Returnâ&#x20AC;? on Dec. 19-21 Saturdays, 2-3:15 p.m. Continues through Dec. 14, $100 for 6 weeks. https:// www.facebook.com/events/402409979912235 zuzisphere@gmail.com

-53)# #,!33)#!, /0%2! *!:: &/,+ EVENTS THIS WEEK ECSTATIC SOUND Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. An improvisational exploration into sound. The first hour explore sounds created with the human body and voice through various experimental, facilitated sessions. The second hour instruments are explored. Bring your favorite music makers. This is a family-friendly event. Mondays, 6:308:30 p.m., $5 suggested donation. https://www.facebook.com/GalacticCenter FREE ORIENTATION DRUMMING CLASS The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. This class is designed for nonstudents of Drum & Drummer to check out the facility, try out the electric drum lab and get a feel for what a group class is like. No previous experience required. Call to reserve a spot. First Tuesday of every month, 7-7:30 p.m. Continues through Dec. 2, . http://www. thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail. com ,1752 :((. '580 &2856( )25 .,'6 $*(6 ,1 $ CLASS SETTING The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. NEED NO EXPERIENCE This

course is designed for youngsters interested in drums. This is an excellent precursor to private lessons! Students will start developing some of the necessary coordination to play the drums and will learn how to read and count drum notation and play along with a few songs. Fridays, 4-4:45 p.m. Continues through Jan. 16, $96 - $137. http://www.thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail.com JAPANESE AND WESTERN CLASSICAL MUSIC RECITAL Yume Japanese Gardens of Tucson. 2130 N. Alvernon Way. 332-2928. A performance of Japanese and Western classical music on violins and piano keyboard by the Tucson trio of Toru and Laura Tagawa and Shiho Takeda. Sat., Nov. 29, 5-6 p.m., $15 members; $17 non-members; $20 at the door. Admission does not include entrance to the Gardens.. http://tucsonjapanesegardens.org yume.gardens@gmail.com JUDY COLLINS Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. The award-winning singer-songwriter is esteemed for her imaginative interpretations of traditional and contemporary folk standards and her own poetically poignant original compositions. Her stunning rendition of Joni Mitchellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Both Sides Nowâ&#x20AC;? from her landmark 1967 album, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wildflowers,â&#x20AC;? has been entered into the Grammy Hall of Fame. Tue., Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m., Tickets start at $10. 547-3040. foxinfo@foxtucsoncom LEARN TO READ MUSIC Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class is open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, music notation, and any questions brought to the class about reading music. The classes are presented by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Choir of Tucson and the Tucson Arizona Boys Chorus Mondays, 7 p.m., free. 235-4303. http://www.sonsoforpheus.org bam520@mns.com LEARN TO READ MUSIC CLASS Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class, open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics will include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, musical notation, and any questions about how to read music. Presented in community service by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Chorus of

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Count Basie’s “Moten Swing,” Miles Davis’ “Milestones” and ends with director Kuhn playing one of his own compositions, the Latin-flavored “Don’t Look Now’ in a small combo format. Tue., Dec. 2, 7:30-9 p.m., $6 with discounts available. 206-6986. http:// www.pima.edu/cfa centerforthearts@pima.edu

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SALPOINTE HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BAND CONCERT Salpointe High School. 1545 E. Copper St. 327-6581. Come see the Salpointe High School Jazz Band perform! Tue., Dec. 2, 7-9 p.m., Free. 547-5892. http:// www.salpointe.org janzelmo@salpointe.org

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UA OPERA THEATER: AN EVENING OF OPERA SCENES UA School of Music. 1017 N. Olive Road. 621-1655. UA Opera Theater presents its fall production of An Evening of Opera Scenes, “Relationships at the Opera Do they always end happily ever after?” Tue., Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m., $10 general admission, $7 UA employees and seniors 55+, $5 students. 621-1162. http://music.

Are You A Current Smoker? The University of Arizona Cancer Center seeks chronic cigarette smokers to participate in a clinical study to evaluate whether aspirin could be useful in the prevention of lung cancer. Qualified participants will receive study drug and study evaluation at no cost and will be compensated for their participation. The study is sponsored by the National Cancer Institute.

For more information, please call (520) 321-7798 or email UACC-CPRE@email.arizona.edu An Institutional Review Board responsible for human subjects research at The University of Arizona reviewed this research project and found it to be acceptable, according to applicable state and federal regulations and University policies designed to protect the rights and welfare of participants in research.

4(%!4%2 MURDER FOR TWO Temple of Music and Art. 330 S. Scott Ave. 622-2823. The national tour of Murder for Two, a laugh-out-loud vaudevillian-style musical comedy whodunit with the classic feel of a murder mystery and a contemporary homage to vintage comedy, takes off at the Temple of Music and Art, 330 S. Scott Ave., from Nov. 29-Dec. 20. Sat., Nov. 29, 8-9:30 p.m., Sun., Nov. 30, 7-8:30 p.m., Tue., Dec. 2, 7:30-9 p.m., Wed., Dec. 3, 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Dec. 4, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Dec. 5, 7:30-9 p.m., Sat., Dec. 6, 8-9:30 p.m., Sun., Dec. 7, 2-3:30

and 7-8:30 p.m., Tue., Dec. 9, 7:30-9 p.m., Wed., Dec. 10, 2-3:30 and 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Dec. 11, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Dec. 12, 7:30-9 p.m., Sat., Dec. 13, 4-5:30 and 8-9:30 p.m., Sun., Dec. 14, 2-3:30 p.m., Wed., Dec. 17, 2-3:30 and 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Dec. 18, 2-3:30 and 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Dec. 19, 7:30-9 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 20, 2-3:30 and 8-9:30 p.m., $37$67. http://www.arizonatheatre.org info@arizonatheatre. org

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Are You an Overweight Woman Concerned About Your Health? The University of Arizona Cancer Center seeks overweight women, 30-54 years of age to participate in a clinical study to evaluate whether the diabetic drug metformin could be useful to reverse metabolic imbalance and reduce breast cancer risk. Qualified participants will receive study drug and study evaluation at no cost and monetary compensation for their participation. The study is sponsored by the National Cancer Institute.

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#)49 7%%+ Argentina, Bisbee and Tucson, Arizona. This project is supported by a New Works Grant from the Tucson Pima Arts Council. A reception for Catherine&Aria will be Sunday, December 7th from 2-4:30. Dec. 1-Jan. 1, 9 a.m.-8 p.m., free and open to the public. 520 594 5500. https://www.facebook.com/CatherineEyde.Artwork info@catherineeyde.com JAPANESE FLOWER ARRANGEMENT FESTIVAL Yume Japanese Gardens of Tucson. 2130 N. Alvernon Way. 332-2928. Five schools of Japanese ikebana display their creations ranging from traditional to modern arrangements. Nov. 28-30, 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Free with admission to Gardens.. http://tucsonjapanesegardens.org yume.gardens@gmail.com THE NATURE OF FIBER Porter Hall Gallery. Tucson Botanical Gardens, 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. FASA--Fiber Artists of Southern Arizona present “The Nature of Fiber” 10 member group show December 2nd through the 30th (Closed 12/24 & 25). Opening Reception Thursday, 12/4, 5 to 7 pm. Dec. 2-30, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. and Thu., Dec. 4, 5-7 p.m., No Charge for Gallery or Opening Reception (Fee to enter Gardens). 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/events/porter-hall-info/

Donate exhibition ready Art with name and contact info during business hours at BICAS. Please bring ready to install.BICASTues-Sun 11-6pm.44 W 6th Street, Tucson AZ Email art@bicas.org for info. Sept. 6-Nov. 28, free. http://bicas.org/bicycle-art/art-auction/ art@ bicas.org ELLEN CAMPBELL ~ MIXED MEDIA Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Artist’s Statement:I have always been drawn to abstraction. As I explore non-representational form, I feel a connection to patterns of energy that are at once calm and chaotic, subtle and extreme.Library Hours:Mon-Wed 9-8, Thu 9-6, Fri 9-5, Sat 10-5, Sun 1-5 Nov. 1-30, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov FEATURED ARTIST: DANA SENGE Tucson Clay Co-op. 3326 N. Dodge Blvd. 792-6263. In her latest work, Dana Senge explores the textures and forms possible when building with clay coils at an angle. The opening of Dana’s show will run in conjunction with our Halloween Open HouseSat. Oct. 25. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Continues through Nov. 30, free. 520 792 6263. http://www.tucsonclayco-op. com tucsonclaycoop@yahoo.com

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GLOBAL ART PROJECT Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. The Global Art Project for Peace is a grass roots volunteer effort that offers opportunities to create a work of art expressing your vision of global peace and goodwill to exchange with another person or group. Library Hours: Mon-Wed 9-8, Thu 9-6, Fri 9-5, Sat 10-5, Sun 1-5 Nov. 1-30, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Free. 7914010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima. gov

FUNKY AND FINE Kirk-Bear Canyon Branch Library. 8959 E. Tanque Verde Road. 594-5275. Diverse work by five Tucson artists - Renee Chastant, Betsy Conrad, Peg Franken, Julia Graf and Marty Plevel, all Signature members of the Southern Arizona Watercolor Guild. Mon - Thurs 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Fri 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Sat 9 a.m - 5 p.m. Sun 1-5 p.m. Sundays. Continues through Nov. 30, Free.

INNER LANDSCAPE BY ELLEN CAMPBELL Tucson International Airport Gallery. 7250 S. Tucson Blvd. Mixed Media Abstracts. Temporary art exhibit, TIA Concourse B. The pieces in this series represent an inner landscape. It is a landscape whose terrain is fanciful, fantastical and occasionally somewhat extreme. Mondays-Sundays. Continues through Nov. 30, free. 573-8187. http://www.flytucson.com/about-the-airport/ arts-culture/ art@FlyTucson.com

SLIGHT THE POWER BY ARTIST GARY AAGAARD Contreras Gallery. 110 E. Sixth St. 398-6557. Nationally known, awarded artist, and illustrator, Gary Aagaard will be showing at Contreras Gallery. The exhibit will include oils, watercolors, drawings & giclee prints. http://www.garyaagaard.com/He has been commissioned by numerous publications from The New York Times to The Village Voice. Sat., Nov. 1, 6-9 p.m. and TuesdaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Nov. 29, free. http://www.contrerashousefineart.com contrerasart@msn.com

LAIR OF THE PRANCEAMANCER Wee Gallery. 439 N. Sixth Ave., Suite 171. 360-6024. New paintings By Mykl Wells.A collection of illustrative works in oil for the amusement of all. Mykl Wells is a well know artist and leader in the local arts community. His paintings, dark, humorous, richly-detailed scenes and character studies are at once charming and disturbing. Mondays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Continues through Nov. 30, Free. http://gallerywee.com tom@gallerywee.com

THREE POINTS OF VIEW Kirk-Bear Canyon Branch Library. 8959 E. Tanque Verde Road. 594-5275. Three Points of View - works by Joan Cawthorn, Amy Pilger and Susan Ettl in the gallery at Kirk-Bear Canyon Library.View the exhibit during library hours. Mon., Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Free.

“WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY” Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. In this show of mixed media works on paper, Tucson artist Ellen Campbell explores abstract forms that are both playful and profound; her shapes engage in a kind of dance that transcends time and hints at the Absolute. An artist reception will be held Nov. 15th 2-4 PM. Nov. 2-30, free to the public. Main Library: . http://www.library.pima.gov/locations/main/ CALL FOR ARTISTS - BICYCLE ART BICAS. 44 W. Sixth St. 628-7950. 19th Annual BICAS Art AuctionAccepting submissions of bicycle-themed artwork of any medium through Friday, Nov. 28, 2014.

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p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Calling all you cowboys and cowgals: Gather around the table for some mighty fine vittles, including steaks, ribs, chicken and chops, all cooked to order on an outdoor mesquite grill! Smiling servers will bring you all the beans you care to eat. This is a little piece of Old Pueblo dining history and a great place to bring out-of-towners. (10-26-06) $$-$$$ EL CORRAL

NE 2201 E. River Road. 299-6092. Open Monday-

Thursday 5-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 4:30-10 p.m.; Sunday 4:30-9 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V, Checks. For a serious no-frills steak dinner, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t beat the ambiance of this older ranch houseturned-steakhouse. Featuring the house specialty of prime rib, this is a Tucson favorite for all sorts of family affairs. Large servings, low prices, big fun. (2-28-02) $-$$ FLEMINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PRIME STEAKHOUSE AND WINE BAR

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the atmosphere is elegant, if a bit noisy. Just make sure you bring a lot of cash (or credit)—Fleming’s à la cartestyle menu is far from cheap. (12-16-04) $$$$ LITTLE MEXICO STEAKHOUSE S 2851 W. Valencia Road. 578-8852. Open Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and Thursday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V and checks. Little Mexico Steakhouse is great for steaks and shrimp entrées. The steaks have an interesting, smoky flavor, and portions are huge. The Mexican fare tends to be unimaginative, though. (9-17-09) $$-$$$ $$-$$$ PINNACLE PEAK

E 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-0911. Open

Monday-Friday 5-10 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 4:3010 p.m. Diner/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Located in Trail Dust Town, Pinnacle Peak serves up some of the biggest, most flavorful steaks in Southern Arizona. The Old West atmosphere provides a fun time for all. Just don’t go there if you’re a vegetarian or if you’re wearing a tie. (7-3-03) $-$$

SILVER SADDLE STEAK HOUSE S 310 E. Benson Highway. 622-6253. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday 2-10 p.m.; Sunday 1-9 p.m. Café/Diner/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V, Checks. Good value on steaks, burgers and grilled chicken—it’s often worth the trip. $$-$$$ THE STEAKHOUSE AT THE DESERT DIAMOND CASINO

S 7350 S. Old Nogales Highway. 342-1328. Open

daily 4-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V, Checks. So you just won a big payout at the poker table, or the slots have been extremely generous. Where are you going to go? The answer is right there inside the hotel-casino. Big portions—from the salad through dessert—are the norm. Steaks are the draw, of course, but seafood options are also quite worthy. The service is friendly, and the prices at the bar are most reasonable. (5-8-08) $$$

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FINI’S LANDING NE 5689 N. Swan Road 299-1010. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-midnight; Friday 11 a.m.-2 a.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sunday 8-11 a.m. Café/Full

Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The only problem with this northeast side bar and grill is that there isn’t a beach nearby. Although after a few cold brews and a couple of tacos, you may just hear the faint sound of waves crashing on the shore. The food here is down-to-earth, and there are plenty of seafood choices. From the oysters Ensenada on the starter menu to the clever pangas— grilled romaine lettuce boats, Fini’s does it right. There are 15 different tacos on the menu, and as with any great beach bar, the beers are varied and served ice cold. (10-10-13) $-$$

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BAI THONG E 4853 E. Speedway Blvd. 881-5068. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. MC, V. Bai Thong is a modest, quiet, affordable family Thai joint with some standouts, including papaya salad and fiery fried rice. Wash it down with icy Singha beer, and be happy. Note: They’re willing to make any dish vegetarian. (7-19-07) $-$$ BANGKOK CAFÉ C 2511 E. Speedway Blvd. 323-6555. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Saturday noon-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. Café/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Featuring fine service and a calming atmosphere, Bangkok Café features delicious soups, appetizers and salads, as well as a number of curry, rice, noodle and other dishes. While some of the entrées tend to be a bit bland, the ingredients are always fresh. (10-14-04) $-$$ CHAR’S THAI E 5039 E. Fifth St. 795-1715. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m.; Saturday 5-10 p.m. Café/ Beer and Wine. AMEX, MC, V. Lunch and dinner plates come mild to palate-searing hot in true Thai style. Try the soups. $-$$ KARUNA’S THAI PLATE

C 1917 E. Grant Road. 325-4129. Open Tuesday-

Thursday noon-3 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday noon-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Sunday 5-9 p.m. Counter/Diner/No Alcohol. MC, V. Karuna’s offers all the traditional dishes you’ve come to expect on Tucson’s small Thai scene, as well as an awesome and affordable daily lunch buffet. Some of the fire of Thai cooking may be absent, but all the other ingredients are flavorfully present. $

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&2) ./6 LIVE MUSIC BRATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAR & GRILL Rock Bands Live Rock Bands Friday night Contraband and Coming Up Roses 9pm- 1am, NO COVER. CLUB XS Latin Dance Revolution presents Latin Lovers Salsa Fridays With Free Dance Lesson Different bands each week: salsa, mambo, timba, cumbia, bachata, cha-cha, merengue and more. Dancing: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.. Free Salsa dance lesson 9 to 10 p.m. Singles/ couples welcome, 21 and older. Info: 444-0439, 9776794. 9pm- 2am, $7 till 10PM, $10 after. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30pm. THE HUT Top Dead Center 4:20pm. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; Kevin Pakulis Band His musical style includes the influences of blues, country, and rock, and his band includes some of the best musicians in Tucson. When Kevin sings, the heat and grit of the desert... the creosote-laden breezes... come through in his voice. 7pm-10pm, $5 at the door. PASTICHE MODERN EATERY Friday Night Jazz The Pete Swan Trio featuring Angelo D Versace, Scott Black, and Peter Swan 7pm-10pm, no charge. RIALTO THEATRE Asking Alexandria - The Moving On Tour Metalcore band ASKING ALEXANDRIA will be joined by Bless The Fall, Chelsea Grin, Upon A Burning Body, & The Family Ruin 5:30pm, $29-$33. SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music SAKURA Dance Party with The AmoSphere! The AmoSphere! will keep you dancing with blues, funk, Reggae, R&B, and good olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Rock nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Roll. The AmoSphere! is AmoChip, Bryan Dean, Tom Fetter, Clay Brown, Mica and Scott. Sakura has great drink and food specials all night. 7pm-11pm, $0. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFĂ&#x2030; Mark Bockel 10pm. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 80s and Gentlemen 9:30pm. VFW POST 549 Johnnie and the Rumblers Johnnie and the Rumblers play a great selection of Blues and Classic Rock from the 50â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s to the 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. 6:30pm- 9:45pm, free. WISDOMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CAFĂ&#x2030; Bill Manzanedo 5pm.

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