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PRICE RANGES $ $8 or less $ $ $8-$15 $ $ $ $15-$25 $ $ $ $ $25 and up. Prices are based on menu entrĂŠe selections, and exclude alcoholic beverages. FORMS OF PAYMENT V Visa MC Mastercard AMEX American Express DIS Discover DC Dinerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club Checks local checks with guarantee card and ID only

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TYPE OF SERVICE Counter Quick or fast-food service, usually includes take-out. Diner Minimal table service. CafĂŠ Your server is most likely working solo. Bistro Professional servers, with assistants bussing tables. Full Cover Multiple servers, with the table likely well set. Full Bar Separate bar space for drinks before and after dinner. RESTAURANT LOCATION C Central North to River Road, east to Alvernon Way, west to Granada Avenue downtown, and south to 22nd Street.

PLAYGROUND BAR AND LOUNGE C 278 E. Congress St. 396-3691. Open Monday-Friday 4 p.m.-2 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. A nightclub and bar first, Playground has an excellent selection of upscale bar food thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s definitely meant to be shared, if you can bear to do so. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss the meatballs in â&#x20AC;&#x153;angry sauce.â&#x20AC;? (10-17-13) $-$$ PREP & PASTRY C 3073 N. Campbell Ave. 326-7737. Open MondayFriday 7 a.m.-3 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 8 a.m.-4 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Prep & Pastry, affectionately called P&P, brings fresh flavors and a fun vibe to the eateries that line Campbell

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#(/7 3#!. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15 Avenue. Offerings are interesting takes on comfort food. The duck hash, for example, could change the minds of those who think duck is too greasy. The soups reach levels of heavenly bliss. And with sandwiches like the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dip,â&#x20AC;? even your crabby Uncle Moe will like it here. A word on the pastries: Yum! The scones are just what scones should be and the cookies are almost better than homemade. (4-10-14) $-$$ PROPER C 300 E. Congress St. 396-3357. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-midnight; Saturday and Sunday 9 a.m.midnight CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Proper has a great metro, hip, chic feel to it and a menu to match. Creative, upscale, comfort cuisine takes center stage, with items like pork belly sliders and shrimp and grits with pancetta and sage butter. The focus is on locally sourced, sustainable ingredients, which encompasses the excellent beer and wine selection as well. Service is friendly and prompt for the most part. (8-22-13) $$ RISKY BUSINESS NE 6866 E. Sunrise Drive. 577-0021. Open daily 11 a.m.-2 a.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Also

at 8848 E. Tanque Verde Road (749-8555) and 250 S. Craycroft Road (584-1610). (Hours vary per location.) Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tough to devise a restaurant scheme that will keep everyone in the family happy, but somehow, Risky Business has managed to pull this feat off admirably. Lots of goodies for the kids are in this spacious, colorful spot, and parents will enjoy a menu that caters to their palates with food that has real taste and character. It doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hurt that numerous premium beers are on tap, either. $$-$$$ ROBERTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S RESTAURANT C 3301 E. Grant Road. 795-1436. Open MondaySaturday 6 a.m.-2 p.m. Closed mid-July to mid-August. Diner/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V, checks. A friendly, neighborhood diner with outstanding homemade breads and pies. The staff is genuinely glad you came. The prices canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be beat, especially if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re watching the old budget. (6-24-04) $ SAWMILL RUN NE 12976 N. Sabino Canyon Parkway. 576-9147. Open Tuesday-Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Sawmill Run is a welcome addition to Summerhavenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s limited culinary scene. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a wide array of smoked and barbecued meats. The food is tasty, and the service is friendly. Oh, and the pie?

#(/7 3#!. Divine. (7-19-12) $$-$$$ THE STATION PUB AND GRILL NW 8235 N. Silverbell Road, No. 105. 789-7040. Open Sunday-Thursday noon-midnight; Friday and Saturday noon-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Station Pub and Grill is a friendly neighborhood restaurant with inexpensive pints, large portions, good food and quick service. With almost a dozen TVs scattered throughout the restaurant, there isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a bad seat in the house for taking in the game. The inviting ambiance makes you feel comfortable whether youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re grabbing a brew with friends or dinner with the kids. A great addition to the northwest side. (10-11-12) $$ TANQUE VERDE RANCH E 14301 E. Speedway Blvd. 296-6275. Open daily 7:30 a.m.-9 a.m., noon-1:30 p.m. and 6:30-8 p.m. CafĂŠ/Diner/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Breakfast and lunch are a combination of a full buffet and table service for the main course. The dinner menu changes throughout the week and features four rotating entrĂŠes. The signature prime rib is available every evening. $$-$$$ TUCSON MCGRAWâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ORIGINAL CANTINA E 4110 S. Houghton Road. 885-3088. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday and Monday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not fancy or the least bit nouvelle, but if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a hankering for red meat and ice-cold beer, you could do worse than this nifty cantina set on a hill overlooking the Santa Rita Mountains. The Tuesday-night steak special (a 10-ounce sirloin, ranch beans, white roll and salad) could brighten up your weekday outlook considerably. (6-8-00) $$ UNION PUBLIC HOUSE C 4340 N. Campbell Ave., No. 103. 329-8575. Open Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Union Public House offers a fun, hip atmosphere, with lots of TVs turned to sports and patio views of lovely St. Philipâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Plaza. Some of the food is brilliant, particularly the pub chips (with pork belly!) and the oh-so-good pot pie. (4-12-12) $$-$$$$ WILBURâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GRILL E 4855 E. Broadway Blvd. 745-6500 ext. 5043. Open daily 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Some of the best restaurants are located in hotelsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and ignored by locals. Wilburâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fits this description perfectly, and locals are missing out. Fantastic service, great happy-hour deals and delicious food make this a great place to grab a beer after work and watch whatever game happens to be on. (10-2-03) $$-$$$ WILD GARLIC GRILL C 2530 N. First Ave. 206-0017. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chef Steve Shultz is back at it. This time heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s taken over a former drive-in, cranked up the grill and added a healthy dose of garlic to his smallbut interesting menu. Starters range from yummy grilled garlic shrimp in a rich beurre blanc to a Gilroy garlic cheese fondue. There is plenty of seafood on the menuâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;all done nicely. Steaks and pasta are available as well an an assortment of poultry dishes. Lunch includes the requisite burger. Desserts are few. Casual, reasonably priced and totally Steve Shultz, this tiny spot has plenty of fans. (3-21-13) $$ WILDFLOWER NW 7037 N. Oracle Road. 219-4230. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This gem of a restaurant has been at the forefront of the Tucson dining scene since it opened in 1998. Serving American Cuisine in high style, Wildflower is one of those places that you take out-of-town friends or just enjoy by yourself because you know you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be disappointed. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always a fresh fish special and the pastas stand out. Wine choices are plentiful and smart. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t leave without trying one of the fab desserts. (9-19-13) $$-$$$

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BRUSHFIRE BBQ CO. C 2745 N. Campbell Ave. 624-3223. Open daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/Beer Only. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 7080 E. 22nd St. (867-6050). Walking into this little midtown joint, the smoky, sweet smell of barbecued meat will hit you, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll think: Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no way BrushFireâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s meats can taste as good as they smell. Well, they can, and do. The brisket is a revelation, and the rib meat is literally falling off of the bones. Finish off the meal with the baked beans and some corn on the cob, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be fat and happy. (11-29-07) $-$$ CATALINA BARBEQUE CO. AND SPORTS BAR W 3645 W. Starr Pass Blvd. 670-0444. Open daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. This is dressed-up, competition-style barbecue, with plenty of tender pork, ribs and beef, prepared in a number of ways. The pulled-pork sandwich is fabulous, and the brisket burnt ends will please. The Catalina wings are smoked before being fried, and the sides are terrific. This restaurant isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t located in the main JW Marriott Starr Pass Resort and Spa; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at the clubhouse at the Starr Pass Golf Club. (4-15-10) $$$

FAMOUS DAVEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LEGENDARY PIT BAR-B-QUE NW 4565 N. Oracle Road. 888-1512. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Better than most chain restaurants, Famous Daveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s years of research really have paid off. A family-friendly place offering authentic barbecue, no matter how you like it. The St. Louis-style ribs mean more meat and bigger bones. The Wilbur beans are good enough to write home about. And the desserts could make Mom jealous. (4-01-04) $$-$$$ THE ORIGINAL MR. Kâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BBQ

S 6302 S. Park Ave. 792-9484. Open Tuesday-

Saturday 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Through a move and the departure of some family members to start a competing restaurant, the Original Mr. Kâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s has kept on serving some of the areaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best barbecue. The sweet, peppery sauce is the key, as it elevates the tender meats on which it is slathered. The sides and desserts are made with care here, and it shows. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss the collard/turnip greens and the peach cobbler. (10-18-12) $-$$

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BARRIO BREWING COMPANY C 800 E. 16th St. 791-2739. Open Sunday-Tuesday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Wednesday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This brewery, operated by the same folks who own Gentle Benâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, is a down-home kind of joint. There are usually about 10 beers on tap, all of which are brewed right in the building. The food is pub fare done well, often using one of the house-made ales in the preparation. While burgers are the highlights, the other sandwiches are tasty and complement the beers. The service is friendly, as to be expected. (3-6-08) $-$$ FROG AND FIRKIN C 874 E. University Blvd. 623-7507. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.- 1 a.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. A British-style pub with the heart of an outrĂŠ bohemian, Frog and Firkin is not only a great place to grab a tasty brew, but a fine place to sate your appetite as well. $$-$$$ GENTLE BENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BREWING COMPANY C 865 E. University Blvd. 624-4177. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/ Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Better-than-decent food and a heavenly selection of 10 brews just ripe for the sampling make Gentle Benâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a welcome respite from your wearying day. $$ IRISH PUB NE 9155 E. Tanque Verde Road. 749-2299. Open daily 11 a.m.-midnight. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This friendly, neighborhood pub is just what the doctor ordered for a bit oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fun and food. Daily specials range from an all-you-can-eat Friday-night fish fry to steak dinners on Saturday night. Burgers come with all the usual sides, but you can also find interesting toppingsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;olive mayo, anyone? Dining on the patio is a pure pleasure. You may even make a new friend or two. (7-10-08) $-$$ MONSOONS TAP & GRILL

NW 6781 N. Thornydale Road. 219-0301. Open

Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. People on the northwest side have a great place to enjoy some of the best beers the state of Arizona has to offer. And because folks donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t live by beer alone, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plenty of pub grub to enjoy. The nachos are immense and the chili rocks. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something for everyone at this family-friendly spot. And the patio looks like a great place to seek relief from the daily grind. (1-16-14) $-$$ NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM

S 3850 E. 44th St. 745-9175. Open Monday-Thursday

11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-1 a.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/Beer Only. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The microbrewed beer is tasty, cheap and plentiful; the food is quite satisfactory and likewise inexpensive; and the close-up look at a microbrew operation is as entertaining as the live music that can frequently be heard there. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not to like? (2-17-00) $ NOBLE HOPS GASTROPUB NW 1335 W. Lambert Lane. 797-4677. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Noble Hops Gastropub is bringing beer to Oro Valley with class. A plethora of gourmet entrĂŠes, presented without pretention, will entice your palate, and the selection of more than 100 beers will keep you coming back to try something new. The view from the patio is spectacular, and the chic, modern dĂŠcor makes Noble Hops a perfect place for a cozy romantic evening, or a fun spot to meet up with friends. (9-1-11) $$-$$$ THUNDER CANYON BREWERY

C 220 E. Broadway Blvd. 396-3480. Open daily 11

a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd. (797-2652). Thunder Canyon Breweryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new downtown location brings another local eatery and drinking establishment to the growing downtown dining scene. With four dozen or so beers on tap, a dozen of which are house-brewed, it has one of the better beer selections in Tucson. The menu is mostly standard pub fare, with lots of sandwiches, burgers,

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BUFFET AT THE DESERT DIAMOND CASINO AND HOTEL S 7350 S. Nogales Highway. 342-1327. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-9 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-2 p.m. (champagne brunch) and 4-9 p.m. Counter/ Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. A lot of the food here is buffet-bland, yet hardly anything is less-thanaverage in quality in a surprisingly restful setting. It’s a decent respite from your casino exertions. (1-7-09) $$ HIBACHI SUPER BUFFET C 4629 E. Speedway Blvd. 326-0000. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Buffet. Beer, Wine and Sake. MC, V. This buffet touts multi-regional cuisine, including Chinese, Japanese, Italian, Mexican and American. There are 11 buffet lines, each featuring from six to 10 dishes. A hibachi grill, a sushi station and an ice cream bar are also available. The restaurant seating capacity is huge, while also clean and bright. If you want a lot of food for an inexpensive price, this is your place. (11-29-12) $-$$

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DEB’S CONEY CAFÉ C 110 S. Church Ave. 624-5027. Open Monday-Friday 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. Serving nine different types of hot dogs, Deb’s Coney Café dogs the Old Pueblo in grand style. (3-1-01) $ DIABLO BURGER C 312 E. Congress St. 882-2007. Open Monday– Wednesday 11 a.m.–9 p.m.; Thursday–Saturday 11 a.m.–10 p.m. Bistro/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Diablo Burger is local through and through. The owners of the original Diablo Burger in Flagstaff, AZ have opened up a second location in our ever-expanding downtown. The burgers are deliciously dense and juicy, as long as you abide by the strongly suggested house rules and order them medium rare. The ingredients are all locally sourced and tend toward the sustainable model, which makes the burger even more delicious. However, it all pales in comparison to the crispy perfection of the heavenly French fries.(8-8-13) $$ EAT-A-BURGER C 100 N. Stone Ave. 445-4700. Open Monday-Friday 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Counter/ No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Eat-a-Burger, the food truck, is now Eat-a-Burger, the restaurant. Located in the Pioneer Building, it’s an easy stop-in for a quick, simple and tasty downtown lunch or breakfast. The menu is small but well-executed, and the service comes with a smile. Limited breakfast hours (8-10:30 a.m.) are difficult for the downtown crowd, but the breakfast sandwiches offer a definite bang for your buck (or two). (11-24-11) $ LINDY’S ON FOURTH C 431 N. Fourth Ave. 207-2384. Open Monday 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tuesday and Wednesday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sunday noon-5 p.m. Diner/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Jonesing for a burger? Want it hot and juicy—and maybe a little kinky? Then hop on down to Lindy’s, where you’ll find the most creative burger menu in the city. There are house-specialty burgers like the AZ Hooligan, with six half-pound patties topped with lots of cheese and Lindy’s sauce. Those with normal appetites can enjoy juicy burgers with toppings ranging from the traditional to the offbeat (peanut butter, anyone?). Vegetarians can choose from two veggie patties that can be topped in any way. (4-17-08) $-$$ MONKEY BURGER E 5350 E. Broadway Blvd., Suite 128. 514-9797. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. Counter/ Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This joint nicely fills the burger niche between low (fast food) and high (ZinBurger), offering up delicious, cooked-to-order burgers with a variety of tasty toppings. The employees are friendly, and the whimsical mural is worth checking out. Don’t miss waffle-cut sweet-potato fries, either. (3-1110) $-$$ MUTTS PREMIUM HOT DOGS & SAUSAGES C 806 E. University Blvd. 529-7277. Open daily 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Diner/No Alcohol. MC, V. Mutts’ menu features the usual staples (Chicago dogs, Polish sausages, chili dogs, Sonoran-style hot dogs) alongside dogs topped more esoterically, with items including Buffalo sauce, strawberry jam and Tzatziki. Mutts uses Usinger’s Sausage from Wisconsin. We didn’t find a bad dog in the bunch. Mutts also has an all-day breakfast menu, along with sandwiches, soups and salads. (1-214) $ PAT’S DRIVE-IN C 1202 W. Niagra St. 624-0891. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Drive-in/No Alcohol. Cash and debit only. A Tucson tradition for more than 40 years, Pat’s has won a devoted following with its tasty chili dogs (served in both mild and extra-spicy variations) and hand-diced, french-fried potatoes. Don’t forget the pink lemonade to wash it all down. $

SOUTHWEST DESERT DOGS E 5214 E. Pima St. . Open Monday-Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. This tiny place is one of Tucson’s better hot dog joints, offering wieners with fixings in the styles of Chicago, Coney Island, New York, “Texas BBQ” and, of course, Sonora. The bratwurst is delicious, and the odd charm of the place— with three indoor tables and a patio just off of busy Pima Street—is undeniable. (5-19-11) $

you’re looking for something fun and different and delicious than head on over to The Coronet. Chic and quirky is the best way to describe the offerings here. Really, where else can you find meaty sardines as a starter? Baked eggs at breakfast take away some of the guilt, as do the various plates designed for sharing. Sides are plentiful (we like the minted peas). The entrées, though few, are interesting. The cocktail menu is as hip as the food. (7-3-14) $$-$$$

ZINBURGER NW 1865 E. River Road. 299-7799. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 6390 E. Grant Road (298-2020). Is Tucson ready for an upscale burger joint? The existence of Zinburger provides the answer to that question: a resounding yes! The burgers are perfectly prepared, and the sides are satisfying, provided you like stuff that’s been fried. After you enjoy the Kobe burger, the truffle fries and the date-and-honey shake, you won’t be able to look at burgers, fries and shakes in the same way ever again. (5-15-08) $$-$$$

CRYING ONION CAFÉ NW 3684 W. Orange Grove Road, Suite 156. 5311330. Open Saturday-Thursday 6:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Friday 6:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-8 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. MC, V, Cash and checks. Big breakfast portions and friendly service are two reasons why this northwestside eatery draws such big crowds. The baked goods from scratch are another reason. Try a scrambler or the cinnamon roll French toast for a real treat. You won’t walk away hungry, and your wallet won’t be depleted. (12-8-05) $

THE B LINE C 621 N. Fourth Ave. 882-7575. Open MondaySaturday 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Diner/Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. A retro approach to urban food. The menu focuses on breakfast and lunch burritos, salads, pastas, soups, baked desserts and breakfast pastries. The affordable fare includes good salads, vegetarian soups, fresh burritos and pies like old family favorites. (12-19-02) $

CAFÉ MARCEL C 344 N. Fourth Ave. 623-3700. Open daily 8 a.m.5 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The crepes at Café Marcel are simply amazing. With both sweet and savory crepes on the menu, as well as croissants, it’s worth trying as many as possible. The savory crepes, served with an herb cream sauce, are definitely not to be missed. Prices are reasonable, and the service is friendly. Café Marcel also offers a variety of organic coffees and specialty teas. (8-2-12) $ CAFÉ PASSÉ C 415 N. Fourth Ave. 624-4411. Open Sunday-Tuesday 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Wednesday-Saturday 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Café/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Café Passe is a quirky coffee house, sandwich shop and neighborhood hangout in the heart of Tucson’s quirkiest area. Offering sandwiches, panini, salads, baked goods, coffees, teas, smoothies and other refreshments in a relaxed atmosphere, this is a go-to place for a break while shopping on Fourth Avenue. (10-1-09) $-$$ LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR C 201 N. Court Ave. 622-0351. Open Monday 11 a.m.3 p.m.; Tuesday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Wednesday-Friday 11 a.m.- 2 a.m.; Saturday 10 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. With creative fare that’s actually good for you, a little history and some unique, nifty shopping, La Cocina offers a most wonderful experience. Vegans, vegetarians and those with gluten issues have a full array of goodies. The world is the inspiration here. The courtyard is lovely; the cantina is funky and fun. And there’s brunch on weekends. (2-10-11) $-$$ THE CORONET C 402 E. Ninth St. 222-9889. Open Tuesday and Wednesday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 8 a.m.10 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Café/Full Bar. MC, V. If

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47 SCOTT C 47 N. Scott Ave. 624-4747. Monday-Friday 4-10 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Offering a variety of comfort food with a bistro twist—think macaroni and cheese, grilled-cheese sandwiches, burgers and more—and an affordable, diverse wine list, 47 Scott is a great place for a casual dinner before a show. The ingredients are fresh, and the food is expertly prepared. However, if you’re going for lunch, be sure you have a little extra time. (10-14-10) $-$$

CAFÉ Á LA C’ART C 150 N. Main Ave. 628-8533. Open Monday-Wed 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This lunch venue located in the historic Stevens House adjacent to the Tucson Museum of Art is a small culinary masterpiece. With a limited menu, the focus is on quality and taste, both of which are outstanding. Ordering from the counter gives patrons ample time to ogle the mouthwatering desserts, which are best selected with the rest of your lunch; with patrons lining up outside, the case might be empty by the time you make it through the line a second time. The patio and French garden chic add extra appeal. (4-20-00) $

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GREET THE NEW YEAR WITH JAPANESE INK BRUSH PAINTING Yume Japanese Gardens of Tucson. 2130 N. Alvernon Way. 332-2928. Celebrate the Year of the Ram by joining Zen wellness instructor and calligraphy artist Yoshi Nakano who will teach you about Japanese ink brush painting (sumi-e). Learn how to write your name and greetings in Japanese and how to create an image of a ram on a New Year’s card. Sat., Jan. 3, 1-4:30 p.m., Free with regular paid admission to the Gardens. http:// tucsonjapanesegardens.org yume.gardens@gmail.com TUCSON ENTREPRENEURS JANUARY MEETUP: SOCIAL MEDIA CHANGES + YOUR TRIBE Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. 3 programs, 1 evening: 1) Facebook is changing the rules again, making it even harder to get your posts seen. Discover workarounds and alternatives. 2) Be happier and more successful with great tips on how to identify and engage with your authentic tribe. 3) Get action steps during Mastermind Minutes. Wed., Jan. 7, 6-8 p.m., FREE. 333-6977. http://www. TucsonEntrepreneurs.com info@TucsonEntrepreneurs. com WOMAN IMPACTING TUCSON Arizona Inn. 2200 E. Elm St. 325-1541. Catherine Baron is an accomplished art historian, appraiser, auctioneer, and business owner. A person of encyclopedic learning, she has found her calling in the appraisal and estate sale business. To register for this event, please click on the link below.http://wit.globemiamicommons. com/ Mon., Jan. 5, 12 p.m., 25.00.

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FOURTH AVENUE FOOD FEST Fourth Avenue. From Sixth to Seventh Street Located along Fourth Avenue near Fourth Street, this weekly event will pair local foods with live music in an open-air walk, with local small businesses, artisans and other talent on board. Fridays, 4-8 p.m., Free. 261-6982. http://foodinroot.com/events/fourth-avenue-food-fest/ foodinroot@gmail.com

OUT OF TOWN KNOTTY KNITTERS Dewhirst-Catalina Branch Library. 15631 N. Oracle Road, No. 199. Catalina. 594-5345. Calling all knitters. Bring your needles and yarn for an informal weekly gathering. Meet fellow yarn lovers and share tips and

ideas. Mondays, 1-3 p.m., Free. 594-5240.

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MINECRAFT GAMING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. All experience levels, ages 10 and older, play Minecraft for free on the library’s laptops, four players at a time. Fridays, 3 p.m., free.

REAL ESTATE INFORMATION NETWORK Village Inn. 6251 N. Oracle Road. 297-2180. Discussions about wealth formation take place over breakfast, from 7 to 8 a.m., the first Friday of every month; free program, no-host breakfast. Call 909-9375 for more information. First Friday of every month, .

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JOB HELP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Get the help you need to succeed in your job search! Our computer instructor is available to answer any questions you might have on a wide variety of computer topics. Mondays, 12-3 p.m., Thursdays, 9 a.m.12 p.m. and Mon., Jan. 26, 12-3 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library. pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov THCC FIESTA MIXER Sir Veza’s Taco Garage Wetmore. 220 W. Wetmore Road. 888-8226. The Tucson Hispanic Chamber of Commerce holds a monthly Fiesta Mixer. Bring business cards and a door prize to promote your business. First Thursday of every month, 5:30 p.m., $20, $10 for members. 620-0005. TUCSON BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS FREE WEEKLY MIXER Gringos Cantina and Grill. 5900 N. Oracle Road. 6617362. Aiming to bring people together to keep marketing interesting and enjoyable in a casual free of charge environment. Fridays, 4-7 p.m., . 520.661.7362. http://www.facebook.com/tucsonbusinessprofessionals davidcpena@gmail.com

UPCOMING ONE-ON-ONE JOB COUNSELING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. A job counselor from Career Services Unlimited will provide free, one-on-one career counseling on topics including resume writing, choosing a career, updating your interviewing, networking and job search skills, and more. Thu., Jan. 8, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Thu., Jan. 15, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library. pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

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SCORE BUSINESS COUNSELING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Experienced executives give individualized advice about starting or building a business, by appointment. Call SCORE at 505-3636 to schedule a time. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and Mondays, 9 a.m.12 p.m., free.

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$PIN TO WIN $UNDAYS! Tanque Verde Swap Meet. 4100 S. Palo Verde Road. 294-4252. Up to $1,000 given away each Sun in Jan!No purchase necessary (18+) for a chance to Win a $pin on the Wheel of Cash!$1 hot dogs, $3 wristband for unlimited kids’ carnival rides.$15 selling spacesVarious entertainment (Jan 4th Live High Impact Wrestling, family friendly) Sun., Jan. 4, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., free to shop/free to enter (+18). BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free. BUTTERFLY MAGIC OPENS OCTOBER 1ST! Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The Cox Butterfly & Orchid Pavilion will again transform into a magical oasis filled with over 300 butterflies at a given time. All of the butterflies are shipped in their pupae form and emerge in front of visitor’s eyes in the chrysalis exhibit then transferred into the greenhouse. Oct. 2-May 31, 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m., $13, $12 students, seniors, military, $7.50 child 4-12, members free!. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical. org/events/butterfly-magic/ info@tucsonbotanical.org

FACILITATED GATHERING FOR JOB SEEKERS Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Former executive recruiter Beth Cole gives a presentation and a Q&A on a different job-seeking topic each week. Group discussion follows. Fridays, 3:30-4:30 p.m., .

DROP IN SATURDAY GLASS CLASSES Glass Illusions Studio. 8892 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-5752. Drop in Saturday Glass ClassesDrop in on Saturdays and take a beginning fused glass class for half off the regular price. Classes include: glass, use of tools and kiln firing. You can make a plate,vase,votive or jewelry. For ages 9 and up Saturdays, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., $15. to $45.. glassart4u@aol.com

INDIVIDUAL JOB COUNSELING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. A job counselor from Career Services Unlimited provides free, one-on-one counseling about choosing a career, resume-writing, interview skills, networking and job-search skills. No appointment is needed; sessions are limited to 30 minutes. Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Mondays, 12-3 p.m., free.. 790-4010. Call 7904010 for more information.

HIGH IMPACT WRESTLING, FAMILY FRIENDLY Tanque Verde Swap Meet. 4100 S. Palo Verde Road. 294-4252. Join us for a free family friendly showing of Higj Impact Wrestling from HIW at the Tanque Verde Swap Meet!11:00 meet anf greet12:00 bell time$1 hotdogs$3 wristband for unlimited kids’ carnival rides Sun., Jan. 4, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., free.

JOB HELP Joyner-Green Valley Branch Library. 601 N. La Cañada Drive. Green Valley. 594-5295. Experienced volunteers answer questions about resume-writing, online job searching, email accounts and other skills for job seekers. Drop-ins are welcome but appointments are recom-

INTRODUCTORY DRUM COURSE IN A GROUP CLASS SETTING AGES 10 - 99 The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. This fun and educational 8week course gives the student basic building blocks to start on their journey of becoming a drummer. Students will start developing basic coordination, learn to read

and count drum music, as well as play to a couple songs! 10 students Max, 4 Minimum or class cancelled. Saturdays, 1-2 p.m. Continues through Jan. 17, $96 $137. http://www.thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail.com LIVE WRESTLING! (FAMILY FRIENDLY) Tanque Verde Swap Meet. 4100 S. Palo Verde Road. 294-4252. Join us at $1 Hotdog Sundays! $1 Hotdogs 9am-3pm. Free kids’ carnival 9am-10am and unlimited ride $3 wristbands after 10. Special event with Live Wrestling from High Impact Wrestling! Meet n Greet 11. Bell time 12:00. Family friendly show Sun., Dec. 7, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Sun., Jan. 4, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. and Sun., Feb. 1, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., free. OPEN PETTING DAY Tucson Christian Youth Farm. 9460 N. Camino del Plata. 977-2343. Feed the llamas, horses, goats, hens, ducks and more. Extra fee for child horse rides. First Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through Jan. 3, $3 per participant. $4 for added horse ride. http://tucsonyouthfarm.homestead. com/~local/~Preview/Calendar-.html lalbright@northwest.cc ORO VALLEY MUSICAL MAGIC FOR KIDS Oro Valley Town Hall Council Chambers. 11000 N. La Cañada Drive. 229-4700. With research supporting arts education as an imperative in youth mental development, each month SAACA, in partnership with partnerships with the area’s most acclaimed arts organizations, creates interactive performances for kids. Sat., Jan. 3, 10 a.m., Sat., Feb. 7, 10 a.m., Sat., March 7, 10 a.m., Sat., April 4, 10 a.m., Sat., May 2, 10 a.m. and Sat., June 6, 10 a.m., Free. 797-3959. http://www.saaca. org/Musical_Magic_for_Kids.html PICTURE THIS! ART FOR FAMILIES: PLEIN AIR LANDSCAPES—INSPIRED BY NATURE Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Inspired by the exhibition Southwest Anthems: Landscapes of a Region, watch plein air art demonstrations by Roseann Munger, Darcie Peet, Carol Swinney, and Sarah Webber and explore new ways of seeing and interpreting nature in the galleries. You too can create your own landscape masterpiece too with drawing stations. Sun., Jan. 4, 1-3 p.m., Free. http:// TucsonMuseumofArt.org Info@TucsonMuseumofArt.org PRESCHOOL STORYTIME Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. Stories, songs, dancing and crafts. Designed for 3- to 5-year-olds and their parents or caregivers. Stories are longer than the Toddler Storytime and the activities are more complex. Preschool Storytime is 30 to 45 minutes long. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Continues through Feb. 26, Free. SANTA’S LITTLE OUTLAWS, PINNACLE PEAK PISTOLEROS STUNT SHOW Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. Two outlaws find Christmas spirit when they help Santa escape the clutches of Bad Bob Humbug and his henchman, Lackey. 30 minute, outdoor show contains gunfire, explosion effects and cowboy fight scenes. Shows every night at 7:00 and 8:00 PM, with an additional show Saturday and Sunday at 6:00 PM. Nov. 28-Jan. 4, $4.00. 398-5618. http://wildweststuntshow. com jerry@wildweststuntshow.com STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans.com TSO JUST FOR KIDS The Tucson Symphony Orchestra presents a special program for children at Tucson Symphony Center, 2175 N. Sixth Ave.; and at 10 a.m. in the Oro Valley Town Hall Council Chambers, 11000 N. La Cañada Drive. First Sunday of every month, 10 and 11:15 a.m., free. http:// tucsonsymphony.org/component/gigcal/?task=series&sub =k”>tucsonsymphony.org TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. All fighting games are $5 from 5-cl. Tuesdays, 5-9 p.m., $5. jason@katanagames.net

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FREE GARDEN TOURS Pima County Cooperative Extension Center. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. 626-5161. The Pima County Master Gardeners offer free guided tours at the Gardens on Campbell Ave. every Wednesday and Saturday except major holidays. Wednesdays, Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Continues through Dec. 19, Free. PLANT CHAT WITH DR. BESSEY Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Have plant questions that need answering? Retired UofA plant sciences professor, Paul Bessey, can help diagnose your plant problems, including pests, disease and nutrient deficiencies. Included with Gardens admission. Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through May 27, $13, $12 students, seniors, military, $7.50 child age 4-12. 326-9686. http://www. tucsonbotanical.org/november-2014-seasonal-classes/ education3@tucsonbotanical.org ROSE SOCIETY OF TUCSON Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The January program will be a rose pruning demonstration by Terry Swartz and Donaldina Joung. They will explain their unique approaches. Handouts will also be available to show and explain how pruning is done. Tue., Jan. 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Free. 334-5155.

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PILATES CHAIR QUARTET SESSIONS Body Fundamentals Pilates & Movement Studio. 4265 N. Camino Gacela 299-6541. Wednesdays, 5:15 p.m. Advanced*Thursdays, 9:00 a.m. Beginning**Thursdays, 12:15 p.m. - Beginning/ ContinuingSaturdays, 10:15 a.m. - Beginning/ ContinuingSaturdays, 1:00 p.m. - Intermediate*Note: the Advanced class is suitable for Pilates instructors and for truly advanced Pilates students.**No Pilates experience necessary for Beginning class. Thursdays, 9-10 a.m. and 12:15-1:15 p.m. and Saturdays, 10:1511:15 a.m. and 1-2 p.m., $42 per session or $380 for 10-session package. http://www.bodyfundamentals.com/ tucson_pilates_classes.php SURGICAL WEIGHT-LOSS SEMINAR UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. A pre-requisite to a bariatric consultation, this seminar covers aspects of obesity and its effects on general health; non-surgical options for treating obesity; and procedures, complications and short- and long-term outcomes of surgical options. 626-2635. arizonasurgicalweightloss.com. First and Third Monday of every month, 5 p.m., free.

OUT OF TOWN CONVERSATIONS ABOUT DEMENTIA Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. This workshop offers tips on how to have honest and caring conversations with family members about topics related to dementia: going to the doctor, deciding when to stop driving, and making legal and financial plans. Mon., Jan. 5, 1-2:30 p.m., Free.

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EVENTS THIS WEEK AMAZING SCAVENGER HUNT ADVENTURE- TUCSON Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Turn Tucson into a Gameboard with this scavenger hunt adventure. Combine the fun of the Amazing Race with a three-hour city tour. Guided from any smart phone, teams solve clues and complete challenges while learning local history. Start when you want and play at your pace. See Website for details. July 11-April 30, 9 a.m.7 p.m., $39.20 for a team of 2-5 people after Promo code TUCSONWEEKLY. 805-603-5620. http://www.

UrbanAdventureQuest.com http://www. UrbanAdventureQuest.com FAMILY NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Easy walks . All ages welcome. 1.5-2 miles Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through April 18, Free. 307-7900. daejse@msn.com GNEISS GEOLOGY WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Learn the geology of Sabino Canyon and the Santa Catalina Mountains on this easy to moderate 22.5 mile hike. No hike on Thanksgiving, C heist as & New Years Day Thursdays, 8:30-11:30 a.m. Continues through April 16, Free. 307-7900. daejse@msn.com NED’S NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Volunteer naturalist Ned Harris leads a 3-hour walk through Sabino Canyon over moderately difficult trails, and discusses local birds, insects, plants, and offers photography tips. Meet in front of the Visitor Center. Wednesdays, 8:30 a.m., $5 parking, free event. http://sabinonaturalists.org. brynaba@aol.com. PAINT OUT IN THE PARK Tucson Mountain Park David Yetman Trail. 7110 W. Gates Pass Road. Join Tucson Plein Air Painters Society Signature Artist Walter Porter in Tucson Mountain Park to learn some techniques for painting landscape scenes in the open air. Ages 12 and up. Call for directions to meeting location. Sat., Jan. 3, 8-11 a.m., free. 6157855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov PANNING FOR GARNETS Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Meet on tram road at the second bridge. Learn to. Pan for (sand rubies) aka garnets. Open to all ages. Children with parent please. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. Continues through April 15, Free. 3077900. daejse@ msn.com PEDAL THE OLD PUEBLO Tucson Bike Tours. 215 N Hoff Ave # 101 488-4446. Hop on a beautiful bike and interact with historic and eclectic Tucson! Learn about the people and places that make the Old Pueblo special. Jan. 6-May 31, 9 a.m.12:30 p.m. and 1:30-5 p.m., $65 includes taxes, fees, gratuity. http://www.tucsonbiketours.com tucsonbiketours@gmail.com TUCSON MOUNTAIN PARK BIRDING WALK Tucson Mountain Park Ironwood Picnic Area. 1548 S. Kinney Road. Join birding expert John Higgins for a guided bird walk in Tucson Mountain Park to spot canyon towhees, rufous-winged sparrows, Gila woodpeckers, and other desert birds. Ages 12 and up. Tuesdays, Saturdays, 8-10 a.m. Continues through Jan. 31, free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima. gov

OUT OF TOWN ANZA TRAIL RIVER WALKS Tumacácori National Historical Park. 1891 E. Frontage Road. Tumacácori. 398-2341. Guided walks of one hour and 1/2 mile along the Santa Cruz River begin at the visitors center. First and Third Saturday of every month, 10:30 a.m., free.

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CAT ADOPTION WITH S.A.R.A Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. We are thrilled to be hosting a cat adoption with the local non-profit organization S.A.R.A (Saving At Risk Animals.) S.A.R.A. cats are not from a shelter but are instead fostered by other Tucson cat lovers. Each cat is given one-on-one attention in preparation for finding their forever home. Sun., Jan. 4, 12-2 p.m., Free. Adoption Fee May Apply. http://www.mostlybooksaz. com/event/february-2nd-cat-adoption-sara

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ADVICE FOR LIFE AND PRAYERS FOR WORLD PEACE Kadampa Meditation Center, Arizona. 1701 E. Miles St. 441-1617. Learn how we can put Buddha’s teachings into practice in our normal busy lives. Each week you will receive a teaching on a different practical topic along with prayers and meditation. Sundays, 10-11:15 a.m., $10 or $8 with punchcard, first class free. http:// meditationintucson.org/kmc-sundays/ info@meditationintucson.org BEGINNING MEDITATION CLASS WITH DESERT RAIN ZEN Little Chapel of All Nations. 1052 N. Highland Ave. 623-1692. Beginner’s Mind: Developing and Deepening a Meditation Practice • a class at The Little Chapel of

All Nations, 1401 E First Street, on the UA campus • Tuesday evenings, Dec 30, Jan 6, Jan 29 Tue., Dec. 30, 7-8:30 p.m., Tue., Jan. 6, 7-8:30 p.m. and Tue., Jan. 20, 7-8:30 p.m., free. 235-1267. http://www. desertrainzen.org/class.html drz@desertrainzen.org CENTERING PRAYER MEDITATION St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Fr. Thomas Keating refers to the transformational process of Centering Prayer as “Divine Therapy”. Sessions consist of 20-25 minutes of meditation with related reading and discussion. Beginner and experienced both welcome. Thu., Nov. 6, 12-1 and 7-8 p.m. and Thursdays, 12-1 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, No charge. DESERT RAIN ZEN WEEKLY SIT Little Chapel of All Nations. 1052 N. Highland Ave. 623-1692. Old and new meditators are welcome. Chairs are available for those who aren’t comfortable sitting on cushions. Our practice, which is more Westernized than at many Zen centers, aims to bring traditional forms inherited from China and Japan into touch with our contemporary world and our lives. Two 25 minute sits with a brief walking meditation in between, followed by tea and talk. Koan study and individual work with Resident Teacher available. Sundays, 3-5 p.m., Free. 235-1267. http://www.desertrainzen.org tenneyn@gmail.com SPECIAL LITURGICAL MUSIC: SOUNDS OF AFRICA AND THE CARIBBEAN St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Special First Sunday instrumental music features South American/Caribbean and African songs presented by Amilcar Guevara, piano, Joaquin Zamudio, bass, Aaron Szabo, percussion, and Homero Cerón, steel pans. Sun., Jan. 4, 9-10 and 11:15 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Freewill offering. SPECIAL SERVICE HONORING SCIENTISTS St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. St. Philip’s will honor those in the science profession with special prayers. The preacher at 9 will be Dr. Richard Powell, Emeritus Vice President for Research at UA, and the preacher at 11:15 will be the Rev. Thomas Lindell, Emeritus Professor of Molecular and Cellular Biology at UA. Sun., Jan. 4, 9-10 and 11:15 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Freewill offering. SPIRIT LAB FOR 20S/30S/40S St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Are you a young adult looking for spiritual camaraderie? Spirit Lab is a social and discussion group for 20s, 30s, and 40s. Delve into matters of Spirit, stimulating topics related to faith in our daily lives, discover new viewpoints and add your own. In the Desert Sage Room. First and Third Wednesday of every month, 7-8:30 p.m., No charge.

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EVENTS THIS WEEK NFL PACKAGE AND FOOD TRUCKS Danny’s Baboquivari Lounge. 2910 E. Fort Lowell Road. 795-1571. We have the NFL Package so you can watch every game on Sundays. And we have food trucks or potlucks every week so you can eat too! Sundays, 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Depends how hungry and thirsty you are. 795-3178. dannystucson@gmail.com TUCSON HEAT / PRO UNIVERSITY BBALL CAMP Grace to the Nations. 6180 E. Pima St. 886-4046. Tucson HEAT / Pro University basketball skills camp 12/29 thru 1/1 at Grace to the Nations Gym. Coed, ages 8-16. Dec. 29-Jan. 1, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., $130. 7446096. http://www.tucsonheat.org info@tucsonheat.org

UPCOMING ARIZONA WILDCAT HOCKEY VS. UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL OKLAHOMA Tucson Convention Center. 260 S. Church Ave. 7914101. Go Wildcats! Come out and cheer on the University of Arizona men’s hockey team during the Throwback Thursday/Thirsty Thursday Game. Thu., Jan. 8, 7:30 p.m., $5+. http://www.arizonawildcathockey.org ARIZONA WILDCAT HOCKEY VS. UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA Tucson Convention Center. 260 S. Church Ave. 7914101. Go Wildcats! Come out and cheer on the University of Arizona men’s hockey team. Fri., Jan. 9, $5+. http://www.arizonawildcathockey.org FREE KUNG FU SEMINAR The BLOC Climbing and Fitness. 8975 E. Tanque Verde Road. 882-5924. Starting in January, the Bloc will be offering classes to members and non-members in orthodox Qi Gong healing and Kung Fu systems. Certified instructor Nicolas R. Guillermo, founder of Immortal Kung Fu, will be providing a class everyday of the week. Sun., Jan. 11, 1:45-3:45 p.m., FREE. 209-2562. http://rocksandropes.com/thebloc/classes/ theBLOC@ rocksandropes.com

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BRAIN ANEURYSM/AVM SUPPORT GROUP St. Joseph’s Hospital. 350 N. Wilmot Road. 873-3000. Our support groups are specifically designed to help both survivor and family members. Room 3rd Agave Room in Pavilion. Go through the East entrance of the hospital. Every third Tuesday, 6-8 p.m., none. none. Kimberly@joeniekrofoundation.org LGBTQ GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP TMC Hospice - Peppi’s House. 2715 N Wyatt Ave 5203242834. LGBTQ Grief Support Groups1st and 3rd Wednesday of the monthNo cost. Accessible First and First Wednesday of every month, 4:30-6 p.m., FREE. 324-2438. SECULAR ORGANIZATIONS FOR SOBRIETY UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. SOS provides a successful non-religious alternative for recovery. The SOS Tucson Group provides a safe and welcoming environment for recovering addicts of all types to share and learn. Our meetings are held every Saturday 1:30-2:30 p.m. For more information, please attend a meeting or visit https://sites.google.com/site/sostucsongroup. Saturdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m., No Charge. https://sites. google.com/site/sostucsongroup TOASTMASTERS EYEOPENER CLUB Dorothy Yanez. 2248 W Rainbow Ridge Rd 5208503631. Learn to speak in front of others while having fun. Wednesdays, 6:15-7:30 a.m. Continues through Dec. 30, $36 every 6 months. 850-3631. http://2607.toastmastersclubs.org/ dyanez1@yahoo.com

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UA STUDY ON CULTURE AND VOTING University of Arizona. Did you vote in 2008 and/or 2012?If you did and are a white male between the ages

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CARNIVAL OF ILLUSION DoubleTree Hotel at Reid Park. 445 S. Alvernon Way. 881-4200. Carnival of Illusion: An Evening of OldWorld Magic is an evening of old-world entertainment in the style of Buster Keaton, Mae West, Gypsy Rose Lee, and Harry Houdini. Fridays, Saturdays, 5:30 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m., $35 to $45. 615-5299. http://www.carnivalofillusion.com thrills@carnivalofillusion.com

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D.J. FEMME CARDIO DANCE FITNESS BreakOut Studios. 828 N. Stone Ave. 670-1301. Get ready to sweat to this sassy, sexy, dance cardio fitness class that hosts a live D.J. to keep you moving.Ages 15 plus. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Continues through Jan. 8, $10 drop in. http://www.breakoutstudiostucson. com toddancew@gmail.com MODERN SQUARE FOR NEW DANCERS Old Pueblo Square Dance Center. 613 E. Delano St. 620-1566. No square dance or dancing experience necessary.Singles, couples and families welcome. Low impact exercise and mental stimulation. Dress casual and wear comfortable dance shoes. Light refreshments. All types of music is used. Sundays, 6-7:30 p.m., $5. 820-4749. http://www.tucsonsquaredance.com rickygitt@hotmail.com SEED LOVE*DANCE MIRACLES Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. A free style dance of self exploration. Journey into your own inner territory, with other dancers sharing the journey! You don’t have to know how to dance, just the desire to get to know yourself better. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Continues through March 26, pay it forward $7 to $15 suggested donation. 272-6969. generositygrace@gmail. com

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DESERT SOUL MARCHING BAND OPEN AUDITIONS (ALL AGES) Garden Level Studios. 110 S. Church Ave. No. 4098. 829-1129. Come join Tucson’s Desert Soul Community Marching Band! We are an all-ages community band playing at Downtown events. We rehearse one per week on Saturdays, play fun arrangements, and welcome band musicians of all ages and levels of musicianship. Contact us at: www.swsoulcircuit.com. Click on Desert Soul. Or call 520-829-1129. Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., Free. 620-1640. http://www.swsoulcircuit.com/ desert-soul/ tucsoncorp@mebmgmt.com ECSTATIC SOUND Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. An improvisational exploration into sound. The first hour explore sounds created with the human body and voice through various experimental, facilitated sessions. The second hour instruments are explored. Bring your favorite music makers. This is a family-friendly event. Mondays, 6:308:30 p.m., $5 suggested donation. https://www.facebook.com/GalacticCenter AN EVENING OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC Lani’s Luau Hawaiian Restaurant. 2532 S. Harrison Road. 886-5828. An evening of Hawaiian songs featuring Jamie O’Brien. Enjoy an authentic Hawaiian meal while Jamie sings songs from the Islands accompanying himself on slack key guitar and ukulele. Fri., Jan. 2, 6-8 p.m., no cover. http://lanisluau.webs.com FREE MOZART NEW YEAR’S CONCERT Dove of Peace Lutheran Church. 665 W. Roller Coaster Road. 887-5127. Dove of Peace Lutheran Church opens its eleventh season of free classical concerts with an all-Mozart program performed by members of Tucson Symphony and Tucson Chamber Artists. Works include “Hunt” String Quartet and Horn Quintet with Johanna Lundy, horn. Sun., Jan. 4, 2-3:30 p.m., no admission charged; free-will offering taken for Interfaith Community Services. http://www.doveofpeacetucson.org doveofpeacetucson@hotmail.com INTRO 8 WEEK DRUM COURSE FOR KIDS (AGES 6 - 9) IN A CLASS SETTING The Drum and Drummer School of Percussion. 210 S. Plumer Ave. 396-3663. NEED NO EXPERIENCE This course is designed for youngsters interested in drums. This is an excellent precursor to private lessons! Students will start developing some of the necessary coordination to play the drums and will learn how to read and count drum notation and play along with a few songs. Fridays, 4-4:45 p.m. Continues through Jan. 16, $96 - $137. http://www.thedrumanddrummer.com thedrumanddrummer@gmail.com LEARN TO READ MUSIC Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class is open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, music notation, and any questions brought to the class about reading music. The classes are presented by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Choir of Tucson and the Tucson Arizona Boys Chorus Mondays, 7 p.m., free. 235-4303. http://www.sonsoforpheus.org bam520@mns.com MATT VENUTI Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. Composer and masterful instrumentalist Matt Venuti will be performing a special concert singing his original compositions while accompanying himself on the Swiss-made Hang and Gubal; innovative new instruments made famous through the internet but extremely rare to

encounter live. Wed., Jan. 7, 7 p.m., $10-20. https:// www.facebook.com/events/1752916621600048/? fref=ts OUTDOOR CONCERT SERIES Free concerts by Tucson musicians performing in a range of styles, including steel drum; folk and classical guitar; Latin, modern and classical jazz; boogie woogie piano, blues, country and more are held at 6 p.m., the second Thursday of every month, at Oro Valley Marketplace, 12155 N. Oracle Road; and at 7 p.m., the first and third Friday of every month, at Geronimo Plaza in Main Gate Square, 820 E. University Blvd.; free. Visit saaca.org/Music for schedules. Second Thursday of every month, 6 p.m. and Third and First Friday of every month, 7 p.m., . SUNDAY SPOTLIGHT ON THE PERFORMING ARTS The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. The Sunday Spotlight brings Downtown Tucson LIVE Shakespeare, Opera, and Ballet productions from Royal Opera,Globe On Screen, and around the world. Most Sundays @ 2pm. Tickets range in price with discounts for Students/Seniors. More info: thescreeningroomtucson.com Sundays, 2 p.m., $17-13. http://www.screeningroomtucson.com

OUT OF TOWN ARVEL BIRD- CELTIC INDIAN Community Performing Arts Center. 1250 W. Continental Road. Green Valley. 399-1750. International multi-award winner Arvel Bird “One Fire: Many Clans, Many Tribes.” With violin, Celtic whistles and Native American flutes, Celtic fusion reflects the union of Native American (Southern Paiute) soul... Scottish (Clan Kennedy) heart. “Braveheart Meets Last of the Mohicans...at Woodstock” is a colorful description of this versatile artist. Wed., Jan. 7, 7-9 p.m., $15$20. 520.399.1750. https://performingartscenter.thundertix.com/?list=upcoming&page=1 info@cpacfoundation.org

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CONTINUING SUNDAY SPOTLIGHT ON THE ARTS The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. The Sunday Spotlight brings Downtown Tucson LIVE Shakespeare, Opera, and Ballet productions from Royal Opera,Globe On Screen, and around the world. Most Sundays @ 2pm. Tickets range in price with discounts for Students/Seniors. More info: thescreeningroomtucson.com Thursdays-Sundays, 2 p.m., $17-13. http:// www.screeningroomtucson.com ceperformancecenter.org thedrektor@gmail.com

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OPENING THIS WEEK “LAND OF OZMA” AN EXHIBITION OF COLLABORATIONS / ARTWORKS BY PATRICIA KATCHUR Wee Gallery. 439 N. Sixth Ave., Suite 171. 360-6024. Magical lands, dark deserts, haute couture & prêt-à-porter from private collections, luciddreamers, strange characters and inspirations from OZMA Atalier and L. Frank Baum’sOz.Patricia Katchur’s career has been a blend of art, commerce and collaborations. Ms.Katchur currently resides in Tucson, Arizona and is Proprietress of Yikes Toys! Sat., Jan. 3, 11 a.m.-11 p.m., free. http://www.gallerywee.com tom@gallerywee.com THE ART OF MILDRED CHAPIN Kirk-Bear Canyon Branch Library. 8959 E. Tanque Verde Road. 594-5275. Oil paintings by Mildred Chapin. Join the artist at an opening reception January 3rd from 1-3 p.m. Fridays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Saturdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and First Monday-Thursday of every month, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Continues through Jan. 29, Free. DRAWING STUDIO AND BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS OF TUCSON Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. The artwork in this exhibition is part of Boys &

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CONTINUING “SONORAN SPARKLE” ART EXHIBIT AT DESERT ARTISANS GALLERY Desert Artisans’ Gallery. 6536 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4412. Desert Artisans’ Gallery, owned and run by local Tucson-area artists, presents: “Sonoran Sparkle” opening on November 11th and features artists: Sharon Bertrand, Le Craven, Susan Grijalva, Carol Hegedus, Del Marinello and Dikki Van Helsland. Visit www. DesertArtisansGallery.com for more information. Sundays, 10 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Feb. 8, Free to browse. info@DesertArtisansGallery.com AMERICAN LANDSCAPES: SELECTIONS FROM THE KINGAN COLLECTION UA Museum of Art. 1031 N. Olive Road. 621-7567. Winter, spring, summer, and fall all come together in this show of American landscapes. The bitter chill of winter is juxtaposed with scenes of Arizona monsoon clouds. With works by Birge Harrison, George Inness, and Ernest Lawson, the American landscape is not only seen, but felt in these powerful works. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Feb. 1, $5; Free for Museum members, students with ID, faculty and staff, military personnel, AAM members, and children. http://www.artmuseum.arizona.edu/events/event/american-landscapesselections-kingan-collection millero@email.arizona.edu AUSPICIOUS IMAGES: JAPANESE PRINTS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION UA Museum of Art. 1031 N. Olive Road. 621-7567. Literally meaning “pictures of the floating world”, Ukiyo-e refers to the Japanese woodblock prints genre that originated in the seventeenth century. Informed by depictions of city life, entertainment, leisure, women, kabuki actors, and landscapes, Ukiyo-e magnified the sophistication of the newly minted bourgeoisie who had found a playground in Edo. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through March 15, $5; Free for Museum members, students with ID, faculty and staff, military personnel, AAM members, and children. http://www.artmuseum.arizona.edu/events/event/auspicious-images-japaneseprints-permanent-collection millero@email.arizona.edu CALL TO ARTISTS - ALL AGES COMMUNITY ART SHOW Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. Call to Artists.The Eckstrom-Columbus Library Branch will be accepting submissions for its 2015 All Ages Community Art Show from January 5 -

January 19, 2015.Please stop by the branch to pick up an entry packet with a copy of the submission guidelines and required forms. Dec. 21-Feb. 6, Free. DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. DeGrazia Paints the Signs of the Zodiac is on display. In a nod to popular culture in the early 1970’s, Southwestern artist Ted DeGrazia created a series of astrological paintings, drawings and essays. May 30-Jan. 28, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. http://degrazia.org cs@degrazia.org DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. More than 50 of DeGrazia’s most popular paintings will be on display in “DeGrazia’s Greatest Hits.” An opening reception takes place on Aug. 1 from 5 to 7 p.m. Fri., Aug. 1 and Mondays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Jan. 28, Free. http://degrazia. org EXTRA ORDINARY Conrad Wilde Gallery. 101 W. Sixth St., South Entrance. 622-8997. A show of extraordinary works made from ordinary materials by artists: Jessica Drenk, Yechel Gagnon, Bill Heineken, Victoria May, Pamela Paulsrud, and Dave Zaslow. Reception & 1st Saturday Art Walk Dec. 6 6-9 pm. Exhibit hours are TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. through Jan. 17, 2015. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Jan. 17, Free. http://www.conradwildegallery.com info@ conradwildegallery.com GEO-LOGIC. DIGITAL ART BY MICHAEL HOLCOMB Tucson Desert Art Museum. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, No. 16. 202-3888. His work is created using three-dimensional vertex modeling software and original algorithms, edited for characteristics of color, transparency and texture. In 2010. Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through March 23, Museum Admission $10 adults. Discounts for seniors, students, military.. desertartmuseum@gmail.com GLASS EXHIBITION: “WIRED II” Philabaum Glass Gallery and Studio. 711 S. Sixth Ave. 884-7404. This exhibition results from a second collaboration by Wisconsin artists Wes and Wesley Hunting and Tom Philabaum. The pieces are made with hot glass and copper wire. The gallery shows the glass art of artists from across the country. The Studio is open to visitors for viewing of glass blowing. TuesdaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Jan. 31, Free. gallery@philabaumglass.com

Goltzius. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and TuesdaysFridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Feb. 1, $5, Free for Museum members, students with ID, faculty and staff, military personnel, AAM members, and children. http://www.artmuseum.arizona.edu/events/event/ dust-rainbows-selections-prentiss-taylor-gift millero@ email.arizona.edu

LAST CHANCE CATHERINE EYDE “COLLABORATIONS WITH ARIA” Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. A series of artwork artist Catherine Eyde created with her 8 year old daughter Aria in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Bisbee and Tucson, Arizona. This project is supported by a New Works Grant from the Tucson Pima Arts Council. A reception for Catherine&Aria will be Sunday, December 7th from 2-4:30. Dec. 1-Jan. 1, 9 a.m.-8 p.m., free and open to the public. 520 594 5500. https://www.facebook.com/CatherineEyde.Artwork info@catherineeyde.com

THE MAYOR’S GALLERY The Mayor’s Gallery. 225 W. Alameda St., 10th Floor. 791-4201. This show celebrates four of Tucson’s wonderful women artists; Dee Bates, Peggy Wilmore, Lynn Rae Lowe & Jennifer Day.Selected from a community roster, as part of a new collaboration with TPAC. Curating beautiful art in civic spaces enriches the environment for everyone.The gallery space was established by Mayor Rothschild. Nov. 12-Jan. 31, free. REMEMBER ME: PORTRAITS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION UA Museum of Art. 1031 N. Olive Road. 621-7567. The UAMA is proud to hold a superb collection of European and American portraits that range in date from the 15th century to the present day. While portraits might seem straightforward, they often reflect the values and ideals of individual societies, illustrating standards of beauty, fashion, and social status. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through March 29, $5, Free for Museum members, students with ID, faculty and staff, military personnel, AAM members, and children. http:// www.artmuseum.arizona.edu/events/event/rememberportraits-permanent-collection millero@email.arizona. edu UA MUSEUM OF ART UA Museum of Art. 1031 N. Olive Road. 621-7567. Of Dust and Rainbows: Selections from the Prentiss Taylor Gift. American artist Prentiss Taylor, widely known for his WPA projects and in particular for his lithographs, was also a major art collector. This exhibition will not only feature works by Prentiss Taylor himself, but also works by Isabel Bishop, Jacques Callot, and Hendrik

NATURE AS WE SEE IT Agua Caliente Park Ranch House Gallery. 12325 E. Roger Road. 749-3718. Nature as we see it, Artists drawn to create; a multi-media vision of nature presented by the Sketchbook Artistry Guild. WednesdaysSundays, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Continues through Jan. 7, free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@ pima.gov RELECTIONS IN WATERCOLOR Amity Foundation’s Dragonfly Gallery. 146 E. Broadway Blvd. 628-3164. New exhibit opening featuring the watercolor art of local artists, Nikki Bellio and Michael Kalinowski. Artwork of all sizes with originals and prints that everyone can enjoy. Also exquisite photographs by Rod Mullen. Thursdays, Fridays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Continues through Jan. 2, dfree to all. bethdaum@dragonflyvillage.org

CENTER FOR CREATIVE PHOTOGRAPHY Center for Creative Photography. 1030 N. Olive Road. 621-7968. Performance: Contemporary Photography from the Douglas Nielsen Collection. Presenting more than 100 works from the private collection of Douglas Nielsen, choreographer and professor at the UA School of Dance, featuring photographs and photo-based prints by artists as diverse as Diane Arbus, John Baldessari, Jo Ann Callis, Jimmy DeSana, Elliot Erwitt, Bruce Nauman, and Cindy Sherman. Aug. 9-Jan. 4, Free. http://www.creativephotography.org/exhibitions-events/ exhibitions/performance info@ccp.arizona.edu

SAWG HOLIDAY SHOW Southern Arizona Watercolor Guild Gallery. 5605 E. River Road, Suite 131. 299-7294. Holiday Show – All paintings are between 16x20” max. size and 4x4” min. size. A wonderful Gift idea, and the small size makes them perfect for mailing or carrying on an airplane. All priced below $100, making it affordable for you to give original artwork! Tue., Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., Jan. 4, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., FREE. http://www.southernazwatercolorguild.com mkaldesign@gmail.com

LAND EXPOSURES: DAVID EMITT ADAMS, JAMEY STILLINGS, RICHARD LAUGHARN Etherton Gallery. 135 S. Sixth Ave. 624-7370. Stillings’ aerial photographs of Ivanpah, the world’s largest solar plant located in the Mojave; Adams’ photo sculptures, desert landscapes printed on found metal objects; and Laugharn’s poetic images of the Pinacate documenting changes in the wide open spaces of the desert. Reception 7-10pm, Sat. 11/8/14. Panel discussion: 6-7:30pm, Thurs. 11/6/14 Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sat., Nov. 8, 7-10 p.m. Continues through Jan. 3, Free. http://www.ethertongallery.com info@ethertongallery.com

TALK TO THE ANIMALS, PHOTOGRAPHS BY GINNY MOSS Unitarian Universalist Church. 4831 E. 22nd St. 7481551. intimate animal photographs by Ginny Moss, sharing her love for the many creatures from her backyard by photographing their activities and behaviors

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LEANNE C. MILLER | PUSHING THROUGH THE LAYERS | DEC 16, 2014 – JAN 15, 2015 Lionel Rombach Gallery. 1031 N. Olive Road. 6264215. Leanne C. Miller’s work investigates consciousness, science, spirituality and landscape through a mixed media approach to painting. Mondays-Fridays, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Jan. 15, free. LOCAL FLAVORS JEWELRY & ART EXHIBITION Krikawa Jewelry Designs. 4280 N. Campbell Ave., No. 107. 322-6090. Krikawa will celebrate its move downtown by hosting an exhibition in their greatly expanded showroom called Local Flavors. It will feature creative jewelry and artwork handmade by local Tucsonans. An opening reception will take place on Saturday November 22. Mondays-Saturdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Jan. 31, Free. http://www.krikawa.com ute.g@ krikawa.com

MISSIONS OF THE SOUTHWEST - CO-CURATED BY JANE HAMILTON FINE ART Four Corners Gallery & Gift Shop. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, Suite 16. 202-3888. Santos Barbosa, Milton Christianson, Alvin Gill-Tapia, Leigh Gusterson, Walt Gonske, Lou Heiser, Joby Lampert, Tom Murray, Joe Orr, Charles Pabst, Pat Parkinson, Philip Parotti, Owen Rose, Doug Shelton, Charles Thomas, Sean Wallis. Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Jan. 4, Free. desertartmuseum@gmail.com

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4(5 *!. LIVE MUSIC CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10pm, $5. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Stefan George 6:30pm.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Open mic 8pm. THE SCREENING ROOM Odyssey Storytelling - Every First Thursday of the Month! Six tellers share ten minute stories on a theme. For info on tellers and themes--check out our website! 7pm- 9pm, 8.00.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Tucson’s Best Karaoke hosted by Y Not Entertainment. 9pm- 2am, $$. CLUB CONGRESS Opti Club 10pm, $3; free with membership. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9pm.

&2) *!. LIVE MUSIC LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30pm. THE FLYCATCHER Mik & Scott in the lounge Funky music from multi-instrumentalists Mik Garrison & Scott Kerr. Mik makes live loops of baritone sax, keyboards, beat box, vocals, and bass. Scott plays percussion, trumpet & trombone at the same time. High energy dance music, reggae, soul, rap, and FUNk music to shake your rump to. 7:30pm- 9:30pm, free. LOVIN’ SPOONFULS VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT Eric Hansen Plays at Lovin’ Spoonfuls This event occurs every first and third Friday. 6pm- 8pm, No cover.. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Bruce Huntington & Sidewinder Western, country, bluegrass & Americana. Southern California based Sidewinder will be headlining at the AZ. Folklore Preserve but you can catch them here first! 7pm-10pm, no cover. RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN Karaoke KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! 9pm- 1am, NO COVER. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ Mark Bockel 10pm. SKY BAR Latin-Surf-Rock Night With Justin Valdez y Los Guapos. Three sets. 9:30pm-11:45pm, No cover.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT The Soap Box presents: Phil Villarreal The Soap Box welcomes Phil Villarreal as

MUSIC BOX 6951 E. 22nd St. 747-1421. RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN 5140 N. La Cholla Blvd. 4080507. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE 4635 N. Flowing Wells Road. 8879027 SAGUARO CORNERS ICE HOUSE 3750 S. Old Spanish Trail. 8862020 THE SCREENING ROOM 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ 121 E. Broadway Blvd. 882-5544 SINGLES AND FRIENDS 2447 N. Los Altos Ave. 623-7875 SKY BAR 536 N. Fourth Ave. 622-4300 skybartucson.com TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT 329 E. 7th St. 314-7299 www.tucsonimprov.com UNSCREWED THEATER 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 861-2986 unscrewedtheater.org

a storyteller to inspire the improv! Phil’s an author, blogger and news guy, holds down a job as an assignment editor at KGUN9 while moonlighting as a video game and movie critic at COED.com and a personal finance columnist at MoneyUnder30. 7pm- 8:30pm, $5. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30pm- 9pm, $5.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Tucson’s Best Karaoke hosted by Y Not Entertainment. 9pm- 2am, $$. MINT COCKTAILS Go Go Show 4pm. MUSIC BOX DJ AJ 9pm.

3!4 *!. LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Johnny Aint Right Johnny Aint Right with T Kelly, Laurie Johnson. Wayde Olsen and Rob Francis. Come cure your hang over from New Years with this no cover free show 8pm-12am, free. CAFFE TORINO (FOOTHILLS) Tony Frank Trio Tony Frank & Friends goes great with the Impeccable Italian Cuisine of Ollie & Daniella. This popular foothills eatery (formerly Ric’s Cafe) is getting rave reviews, big crowds & returning fans!! Come swing under the stars Saturdays 6 to 9p! 6pm- 9pm, FREE (tips encouraged). CASA VICENTE RESTAURANTE ESPAÑOL Tesoro Live at Casa Vicente Tesoro returns for an intimate performance at Casa Vicente Restaurante Espanol. Reservations strongly recommended. 520-884-5253. All Ages. 7pm- 9pm, FREE. CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10pm, $5. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Those Beatles Guys First weekend of the new year and the last weekend before returning to work ... why not celebrate with the best Fab Four cover band in southern Arizona? Food and drinks available as well as some eclectic art studios ... so stop on by and get yer groove on! 7pm-10pm, Free.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT COMEDY BATTLE: Improv Throwdown! Come see a fast-paced, gut-bursting, laughriot Throwdown every Saturday at TIM! This show features our ensemble cast performing short form improv in a head-to-head battle for your laughs. Highlights include freestyle rapping, competitive comedy challenges, audience participation, and stand-up style jokes made-up on the spot! 7pm- 8:30pm, $5. UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages. 7:30pm- 9pm, $5.

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5D=P PK HEOPAJ PK =J@ SDANA PK @K EP DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC ALOFT TUCSON UNIVERSITY Latin Dance Revolution presents Sexy Salsa Saturdays with free dance lessons LATIN DANCE REVOLUTION presents for your listening and dancing pleasure SEXY SALSA SATURDAYS at new, classy ALOFT UNIVERSITY HOTEL, 1900 E Speedway. Every Saturday dance to the best Latin Music from 8pm till 12a.m. Salsa, Mambo, Timba, Bachata, Merengue and more. FREE SALSA/BACHATA LESSON at 8pm ALL AGES WELCOME Singles/Couples 8pm-12am, $10 including a $5 drink credit. BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Tucson’s Best Karaoke hosted by Y Not Entertainment. 9pm- 2am, $$. CLUB CONGRESS Saturdaze Dance Party: With DJ Bob Felix, DJ Sid the Kid and Jalph 10pm, Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Herm presents Kitchen Sync Kitchen Sync aka Saturday Nights At La Cocina Restaurant is a refreshing alternative to the typical club scene. Created in 2011, The Kitchen has cemented itself as one of the most fun and unique nightlife spots in town! 10pm- 2am, $3. THE DEPOT SPORTS BAR Karaoke with D&D Karaoke Come do it all...eat, drink, enjoy sports on one our 19 flat screen TV’s, and of course sing all night long with host Dr. Dan every Saturday night from 9-1. 9pm- 1am, Free. MINT COCKTAILS Wild Girls Go Go Show 8pm, $5. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 10pm. MUSIC BOX DJ Rhea 9pm.

35. *!. LIVE MUSIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Ivan Denis Local Singer/Songwriter with original and cover Acoustic Americana. 6pm- 8pm, No cover. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12pm- 3pm, free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ The Hollands The Hollands are a family touring band with exquisite harmonies & a plethora of instruments. Bluegrass, & Americana. Last years’ show was impressive and a big hit! 6pm- 9pm, no cover. SAGUARO CORNERS ICE HOUSE Tesoro Trio Live at Saguaro Corners TESORO SUNDAYS Sundays in December 5:00pm to 7:00pm Join us Sunday evenings in December for Latin Rumba Flamenco Rock with the Tesoro Trio! 5pm- 7pm, FREE. SINGLES AND FRIENDS Bob Kay, the Singing Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies Dance, snack potluck, singles & couples, Oldies But Goodies, Singing Drummer DJ, Bob Kay. $4.00 cover. BYOB. For more info, call 883-5491. Singles and Friends is located one block north of Grant, one block west of 1st Ave. 4pm- 6pm.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC CLUB CONGRESS Ynot Karaoke 10pm, Free. MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 8pm.

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DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC CLUB CONGRESS Nineties House Party: DJ Sid the Kid plays all your favorite 90’s jams 9pm, Free. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9pm. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9pm.

45% *!. LIVE MUSIC THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL Tesoro Trio Live at the Hog Pit Smokehouse The Tesoro trio heads to the Hog Pit on the east side in Tucson. Come enjoy excellent eats, delicious drinks, and sweet sounds of Tesoro every TUESDAY. Sets start at 5:30pm and end at 8:30pm. 5:30pm- 8:30pm, FREE. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Norman Kibble Singer/songwriter and fingerpicking guitarist 6pm- 9pm, no cover.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC AL J’S BAR Twisted Tuesday Twisted Tuesdays At Al J’s Bar featuring the best in Hip Hop, Reggaeton, Latin, and top 40 live dj Starting dec 2 9pm- 2am, 3. MINT COCKTAILS DJ spins songs 9pm. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9pm. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9pm.

TRIVIA GAMES CLUB CONGRESS Geeks Who Drink 8 rounds, 5 chances to win free drinks and a grand prize of a $25 Hotel Congress gift certificate. 8pm, Free.

7%$ *!. LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Titan Valley Warheads 7pm. CHICAGO BAR Bad News Blues Band LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Miss Lana Rebel and Kevin Michael Mayfield 6:30pm. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Peter McLaughlin, Alvin Blaine, and Nick Coventry Peter, Alvin, and Nick have been playing here every 1st Wed. of the month for the past year to increasing audiences and acclaim. Catch the best Tucson has to offer for bluegrass, new grass, and old time music. 6pm- 9pm, no cover.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC MINT COCKTAILS Karaoke 8pm. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9pm. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9pm.

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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 23 Tuesdays-Fridays, 11:45 a.m.-1 p.m. and First Sunday of every month, 11:45 a.m.-1 p.m. Continues through Jan. 4, Free. office@uuctucson.org UA MUSEUM OF ART UA Museum of Art. 1031 N. Olive Road. 621-7567. A Continuing Legacy: Museum Purchases Part 2. Edward Gallagher, Jr. created a lasting memorial for his son by establishing a Modern art collection to be enjoyed by future generations. This second phase of Museum Purchases features Modern and Contemporary art purchased in the last 30 years & features works by George Segal, KĂ¤the Kollwitz, and Luis JimĂŠnez. Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Jan. 4, $5, Free for Museum members, students with ID, faculty and staff, military personnel, AAM members, and children. http://www.artmuseum.arizona.edu/events/event/continuing-legacymuseum-purchases-part-2 millero@email.arizona.edu WIRE AND PAINT Four Corners Gallery & Gift Shop. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, Suite 16. 202-3888. For â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wire & Paint,â&#x20AC;? Ishil presents two-dimensional oil paintings of Tohono Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;odham style baskets from the early 20th century. In addition, he presents a reinterpretation of his Nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bailing wire baskets. Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Jan. 4, Free. desertartmuseum@gmail.com

-53%5-3 CONTINUING â&#x20AC;&#x153;HELENE BERR, A STOLEN LIFEâ&#x20AC;? The Jewish History Museum. 564 S. Stone Ave. 6709073. â&#x20AC;&#x153;HĂŠlĂ¨ne Berr, A Stolen Lifeâ&#x20AC;?An exhibition circulated by MĂŠmorial de la Shoah, Paris, France.This traveling exhibition is based on the Journal written by HĂŠlĂ¨ne Berr, a young Jewish French woman, whose promising future was brutally cut short by Vichy Governmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s laws and the extermination plan by the Nazis. Dec. 11-Feb. 1, 1-5 p.m., $5.00 museum admission, students and members free, $7.00 after Jan. 1. jhmtucson@gmail.com ARIZONA STATE MUSEUM Arizona State Museum. 1013 E. University Blvd. 6216302. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Curtis Reframed: The Arizona Portfolios,â&#x20AC;? an exhibit of 60 iconic photographs of the American West taken by Edward S. Curtis from 1900 to 1921, continues through Friday, July 31, 2015. â&#x20AC;&#x153;From Above: Images of a Storied Land,â&#x20AC;? an exhibit of Adriel Heiseyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s aerial photography of archaeological sites, continues through Saturday, Sept. 20. Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through July 31, $5, free youth younger than 18, active-duty military and their families, people with business in the building and everyone for public events. http://www.statemuseum.arizona.edu CROSSING BETWEEN WORLDS: LAND AND CULTURE OF CANYON DE CHELLY Tucson Desert Art Museum. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, No. 16. 202-3888. Dynamic photography by Charles Winters. Curated with Jeanne Simonelli. Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through March 23, Museum admission $10 adults, discounts for seniors, students, military. desertartmuseum@gmail.com EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS: REMEMBERING JANUARY 8TH Arizona History Museum. 949 E. Second St. 628-5774. In conjunction with the January 8th Memorial Foundation, the Arizona History Museum will be hosting an exhibition celebrating the lives of those who died while participating in the democratic process â&#x20AC;&#x153;Congress on Your Cornerâ&#x20AC;? with former US Representative Gabrielle Giffords, who was injured at the event. Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Jan. 9, General Admission. http://www.arizonahistoricalsociety.org egonzales@azhs.gov

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;READ IT & MEETâ&#x20AC;? BOOK DISCUSSION Congregation Anshei Israel. 5550 E. Fifth St. 7455550. The book selection is Rebbe by Rabbi Joseph Telushkin, with moderator Joni Belzer. Book discussions are held once a month and are open to everyone. We discuss selected books by Jewish authors or with Jewish content, and share our experiences, reactions, and ideas. Moderators facilitate each discussion. Sat., Jan. 3, 12-1:30 p.m., No charge.. http://www.caiaz.org rgellman@cox.net NON-FICTION BOOK CLUB Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. Join us on Wednesday January 7th from 7:00 - 8:00 for our non-fiction book club. We will be reading and discussing The End of Night by Paul Bogard. Everyone welcome. Wed., Jan. 7, 7-8 p.m., Free. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/april-4th-non-fiction-discussion

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EVENTS THIS WEEK INTRODUCTION TO ISLAM Friends of the Pima County Public Library. 2230 N. Country Club Road. 795-3763. Taught by an accredited teacher, this Introduction class will cover the history of Islam, their beliefs, and all major historical events.This class will be a safe space. That means there is no such thing as a stupid question! We are all here to learn. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Continues through Jan. 3, 35. 329-3077. learnislamclass@gmail.com INTRODUCTION TO MBSR A FREE INFORMATION SESSION FOR WINTER 2015 Ada Peirce McCormick Building on the U of A Campus. 1401 East First Street 621-2211. MBSR provides skills for working with the energy of the mind and body to face whatever is unfolding moment by moment. It operates from the premise that we all have tremendous inner resources for healing and growing and mindfulness is a key to access those resources. Mon., Jan. 5, 6-8 p.m., Free. 314-6277. http://mbsrprogram.org mbsr@mbsrprogram.org TUCSON TAROT CLASSES Historic YWCA. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 622-4700. Learn to do a tarot reading. Monthly classes offer a fun, positive approach to the cards. Different topic each month! Visit TucsonTarotClasses!@Meetup.com for more info. Sun., Jan. 4, 2-4 p.m., Suggested Donation $15. http://www. meetup.com/TUCSON-TAROT-CLASSES/ jjprairiedog@ earthlink.net

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