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REMEMBERING JAN. 8 P. 4 | DANEHY’S DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS P. 10 | THE BEST (AND WORST) FILMS OF 2016 P. 15

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#(/7 3#!. SAING THAI CUSINE S 9136 E. Valencia Road, Suite 100. 663-5955. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday noon-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-8:30 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Far-eastside residents, take notice: You have a gem in your neighborhood. Sa’ing Thai is a mom and pop place that puts out a wide assortment of Thai food. Curries and soups come to the table sizzling hot and full of flavor. Balance is the key word here. The tom kah koong is served in a hot pot and is creamy and sweet, savory and spicy, all in one spoonful. The pun sib, the Thai version of pot stickers, are huge and cooked to perfection. Even the old standby pad Thai was elevated to levels of flavor not found elsewhere in town. (2-21-13) $$

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AGUSTIN KITCHEN W 100 S. Avenida del Convento, Suite 150. 398-5382. Open Tuesday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-midnight; Saturday 10 a.m.-midnight; Sunday 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. We dined on items that were among the best of that sort of dish we’d ever eaten, whether the deeply flavorful “gunslinger red and lime” crispy calamari from the appetizer menu or the main dishes including the braised lamb shank, the sous vide hangar steak and the diver scallop and pork belly. The desserts were also stellar, in particular the pistachio gelato. The drinks were also uniformly delicious. (3-20-14) $$$ ARIZONA INN

C 2200 E. Elm St. 325-1541. Open daily for breakfast

6:30-10:30 a.m.; lunch 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; dinner 5:30-10 p.m. p.m.; Sunday brunch 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, MC, V, Checks. For an elegant transport back to the 1930s, the Arizona Inn provides world-class dining in an intimate and charming resort. Centrally located, the Arizona Inn offers just the right touch of class, coupled with a sophisticated and well-executed menu. (3-8-02) $$$-$$$$ BOB’S STEAK AND CHOP HOUSE NW 2727 W. Club Drive, at the Omni Tucson National Resort. 877-2377. Open Tuesday-Thursday 5:30-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 5:30-10 p.m. Full Cover/ Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Bob’s is the epitome of resort dining, with quality ingredients—including prime beef and good drinks—a clubby décor and great service. You’ll pay a lot, but for that special occasion, it might be worth it. The veal chop is simply seasoned yet amazingly flavorful. Every entrée comes with a choice of hearty potatoes (smashed, baked or pan-fried) and a glazed carrot that Bugs Bunny would envy. (4-29-10) $$$$ CANYON CAFÉ NE Loews Ventana Canyon Resort, 7000 N. Resort Drive. 299-2020. Open daily 6 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Café/ Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V, Checks. Located in a world-class resort, the Canyon Café puts a solid accent on casual, featuring a menu that doesn’t quite rise up to the culinary mark of the other ventures housed at Loews. Sunday brunch is a real crowd-pleaser with an endless buffet that is prepared to feed the masses. (4-12-01) $$ CORE KITCHEN AND WINE BAR

NW Inside the Ritz-Carlton, Dove Mountain, 15000 N.

Secret Springs Drive. 572-3000. Open daily 7-11 a.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, DC, MC, V. CORE provides food-lovers with a great reason to make the long trek northwest. The accommodating, knowledgeable chefs and staff at this swanky hotel are geniuses at work, but never fear: You don’t have to break out the suit and tie for this trip. The comfortable atmosphere adds to the playful and delicious breakfast, appetizer, entrée and dessert offerings. Don’t miss the chile pop rocks served with the bigeye tuna sashimi for an experience that delights all the senses. (11-11-10) $$-$$$$ GOLD

NW Westward Look Resort, 245 E. Ina Road. 917-

2930, ext. 474. Open Tuesday-Saturday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m.; Sunday and Monday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Gold serves up intriguing dishes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The short stack—with a seared yellow fin tuna, a small filet mignon and a grilled day boat scallop—is the star of the dinner menu. Sit outside or near the window, and enjoy a fantastic view of the city. (9-3-09) $$-$$$$ GRILL AT HACIENDA DEL SOL

NE 5601 N. Hacienda del Sol Road. 529-3500. Open

daily 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. For pure restoration and sheer indulgence, the Grill at Hacienda del Sol leads the pack. One of Tucson’s best-restored historic properties, the Grill delivers a deeply satisfying menu; impeccable, gracious service; and a priceless sense of sanctuary. It’s worth every penny and the lovely drive. (12-7-00) $$$ HARVEST RESTAURANT

NW 10355 N. La Cañada Drive, No. 141. 731-1100.

Open Sunday-Thursday 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. and 4-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. and 4-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Inventive but not pretentious upscale preparations emphasize locally harvested and organic ingredients served in peak season. It isn’t just trendy; it’s tremendously tasty, too. (3-5-09) $$$ JONATHAN’S TUCSON CORK E 6320 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-1631. Open daily 5-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, MC, V. Serving the best of a surf-and-turf menu, Jonathan’s Tucson Cork offers outstanding cuts of beef, expertly aged and cooked, as well as a daily assortment of fresh-fish specials prepared in new and creative ways. (11-4-99) $$$-$$$$ PRIMO W 3800 W. Starr Pass Blvd., inside the JW Marriott Starr Pass Resort and Spa. 792-3500. Open TuesdaySunday 6-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tucsonans should thank our lucky stars that Melissa Kelly decided to open one of her wonderful restaurants in the Old Pueblo. With a clever menu that makes the most of artisanal foods, Primo offers delicious, creative choices from soup to nuts. Desserts are especially delightful. This would be the perfect place for that special occasion. (2-9-06) $$$$ PY STEAKHOUSE

S 5655 W. Valencia Road, inside Casino del Sol. (800)

344-9435. Open Tuesday-Thursday 4 to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 4-11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC and V. True fine dining has come to Casino del Sol with PY Steakhouse. Offering impeccable service, amazing cocktails and some fine steak and seafood offerings, PY is a great place for a special occasion. Don’t miss the corn and lobster chowder. (2-23-11) $$$-$$$$

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EVENTS THIS WEEK COMMUNICATING CLIMATE CHANGE - SUSTAINABLE TUCSON GENERAL MEETING Ward 6 City Council Office. 3202 E. First St. 7914601. Speaker, video on how we communicate on Climate Change, with reading from newly released novel Threshold, a look at Tucson and the Southwest in the not-so-distant future under climate change. Tue., Jan. 10, 6-8 p.m., $0. 615-8218. http://www.sustainabletucson.org EARTH2TRUMP: ROADSHOW OF RESISTANCE Alliance for Global Justice. 225 E. 26th St. (202) 5408336. A Cross-Country Road Show of Resistance. The event is part of a cross-country, multi-city tour featuring performances by musicians, local speakers, interactive art and a call to action. Sat., Jan. 7, 2-4:30 p.m., Free. 631-870-9925. http://www.earth2trump.org bmiller@ endangeredearth.org MONARK GREAT CHEFS SERIES - THE SWEET EXPERIENCE Monark Premium Appliances Tucson Showroom. 3850 W Orange Grove 747-0500. This sweet experience will take attendees on a sublime sugar high, featuring local bakers, chefs and culinary artisans showcasing their secret tricks of the trade. Tue., Jan. 10, 5-7 p.m., $25. 797-3959. https://www.saaca.org/greatchefs.html info@ saaca.org OPEN HOUSE Body Works Pilates. 1980 E. River Rd. Suite 250 3237070. Join us for a FREE Pilates equipment session and learn more about the benefits of Pilates! Sat., Jan. 7, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 323-7070. SATURDAY TOUR & TASTING Hamilton Distillery. 2106 Forbes Blvd #103 628-9244. Visit Hamilton Distillers every Saturday at 3 pm for a tour of the distillery and malthouse, plus tastes of all 3 whiskies! Tickets are required to reserve a spot. Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., $20. 628-9244. info@hamiltondistillers.com WAREHOUSE SALE John Wesley Miller Companies. 2310 E. Broadway Blvd 325-3313. A Warehoue Clearing Sale! Set of 22 Solid Cherry kitchen cabinets w/hardware. Base, uppers and specialty, also Island w/Onyx granite top. Purchase all or separate pieces. Sat., Jan. 7, 8 a.m.-12 p.m., $1-$5,000. 437-5530. info.johnwesleymillercompanies@gmail.com

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JANUARY KEYNOTE LUNCHEON - NAT’L ASSN. OF WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS Tucson Convention Center. 260 S. Church Ave. 7914101. Founder and CEO of Major Mom® and Shark Tank Participant Angela Cody-Rouget wants to restore order to the world, one household at a time. For discount, register/pay online by 1/6. Tue., Jan. 10, 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m., $34. 326-2926. https://www.nawbotucson.org/events/luncheon-january-2017/ info@nawbotucson.org NATIONAL TECHNOLOGY DAY Alexis Krasinski. 123 Hostgator dr 866-964-2867. Celebrate National Technology Day with HostGator. Technology Day honors all of the achievements technology has given us throughout time. Now it’s time to make your own contribution to the world Thu., Jan. 5, 12 a.m.-11:45 p.m., Free. letusknow@hostgator.com SKILLS FOR SUCCESSFUL EMPLOYMENT YWCA Tucson. 525 Bonita Ave. 884-7810. A four-day workforce skills training program is designed for women who are searching for employment, changing careers or seeking advancement in their chosen field. Participants assess personal skills, create resumes, learn interview and computer skills, and develop job search strategies. Lunch is included. Second and Third Tuesday, Wednesday of every month, 8 a.m., $25. mosborn@ ywcatucson.org

TUCSON BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS FREE WEEKLY MIXER Gringos Cantina and Grill. 5900 N. Oracle Road. 6617362. Aiming to bring people together to keep marketing interesting and enjoyable in a casual free of charge environment. Fridays, 4-7 p.m., . 520.661.7362. http://www.facebook.com/tucsonbusinessprofessionals davidcpena@gmail.com

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BARN BUDDIES TCYF. 1893 W. Lucero Rd. 5209772343. Barn Buddies kids, 3rd grade and up, learn and care for animals, create projects, and garden on the farm. Single class or sessions. Text, call, email at least 24 hours in advance to confirm your attendance and for information. Visit us on Facebook. Tucson Christian Youth Farm. Fridays, 4:30-5:45 p.m., $7 per class. 977-2343. tcyfarm@yahoo.com BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free. BOOKS IN THE BARN TCYF. 1893 W. Lucero Rd. 5209772343. Kids 2-5 visit the TCYF to feed animals, complete projects and have story time on the farm. Classes are Mondays and Fridays 10-11:30. Text, call or email at least 24 hours ahead to confirm your child’s attendance. Visit our Facebook page! Tucson Christian Youth Farm! Mondays, Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m., $7 per class. 977-2343. tcyfarm@yahoo.com BUTTERFLY MAGIC Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Butterfly Magic is a fully immersive experience that surrounds you with rare butterflies, tropical plants and orchids in bloom. Included with Garden admission. $13 Adults, $7.50 Children Oct. 1-May 31, 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m., $13. 326-9686, ex. 10. https:// www.tucsonbotanical.org/event/butterfly-magic-tropicalwonderland-tucson/ info@tucsonbotanical.org CAT-MAN AND KID SPARROW: THE FANTASTIC CRIMEFIGHTING DUO Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. Will Cat-Man and Kid Sparrow save the day from their arch nemesis Dogg Dastardly? Will they be able to save Metroville from a new, evil super-villian? Come find out! Sun., Jan. 8, 12:30-1:30 p.m., $10. livetheatreworkshop@gmail.com CRAFT-A-PALOOZA! Bookmans. 3733 W. Ina Road. 579-0303. Join us for a fun kids craft every week! From puppet making to drink coasters out of recycled CD’s, we have plenty of ways to keep your hands dirty! Saturdays, 1-2 p.m., Free!. http://bookmans.com/events/craftapalooza-2015-01-03/ emmem@hotmail.com DOCENT-LED TOUR The UA Laboratory of Tree-Ring Research. The Bannister Building, 1215 E. Lowell St. 621-1608. The Laboratory of Tree-Ring Research offers free one-hour long docent-led tours! Our docents present information about the Lab’s rich history, guide visitors through the many lab spaces, and much more. Second Tuesday, Wednesday of every month, 10-11 a.m., Third Wednesday of every month, 10-11 a.m. and Fourth Thursday of every month, 2 p.m., Free. 621-0984. http://ltrr.arizona.edu/docents outreach@ltrr.arizona.edu GAME NIGHT Bookmans. 3733 W. Ina Road. 579-0303. Grab a friend and join us for Game Night! We welcome you to bring your Pokemon and Magic cards or use a board game off our shelves! This is a family fun event. Fridays, 6-8 p.m., Free!. http://bookmans.com/events/ game-night-3-2015-01-02/ emmem@bookmans.com

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JUNIOR BARN BUDDIES TCYF. 1893 W. Lucero Rd. 5209772343. Kids K-3rd grade learn to care for animals, create projects and garden on the farm! Enroll one class or full session. Text, call, email at least 24 hrs in advance to enroll your child. Great fun on the farm! Visit us on Facebook. Tucson Christian Youth Farm. Fridays, 3:15-4:15 p.m., $7 per class. 977-2343. tcyfarm@yahoo.com MAHJONG MONDAY Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. Come learn and play Mahjong with us! These sessions are geared towards offering adults a fun and social atmosphere to enjoy the game of Mahjong. All skill levels welcome. Mon., Jan. 9, 12-3 p.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov PIN-WORTHY CRAFTING STUDIO SESSION Epoch Harvest Crafting Studio. 9095 E Tanque Verde Rd 5202474454. Epoch Harvest crafting Studio offers DiY or do-it-yourself crafting classes for the fastest trending projects seen online. We provide all materials, tools and instruction to create a beautiful piece. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., $10. 247-4454. http://www.epochharvestmarket.com studio@epochharvestmarket.com STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/events/storytime-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans.com TUCSON REPERTORY ORCHESTRA PRESENTS FAMILY CONCERT Pima Community College Center for the Arts. 2202 W. Anklam Road. 206-6886. Tucson Repertory Orchestra presents a Family Concert. Featuring Suzuki Violin Students of Dr. Laura Tagawa and Dr. Jose Moore. Clarinetist: Jessica England, conclude with Beethoven Symphony No.5. Sat., Jan. 7, 1:30-2 p.m., Free. 4614537. http://tucsonrepertoryorchestra.org trorchestra@ gmail.com

EVENTS THIS WEEK BAMBOOZLED Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. As relevant and urgent today as when the film was originally released in 2000, Bamboozled is a brave and shockingly funny satire taking vicious aim at a range of issues. Wed., Jan. 11, 7:30 p.m., $9.50. 322-5638. https://loftcinema.org/film/bamboozled/ info@loftcinema. org FLASHBACK FILM SERIES The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. Your favorite cult films ‘flashback’ on our 23’ wide screen! Every Saturday there’s a FREE raffle for a framed poster of that film. The series starts January 9-10 with Pulp Fiction, Jan 16-17 Chicago, Jan 22-24th Public Enemy, Jan 31-Feb 1 Groundhog Day. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 10 p.m., $5. http://www.screeningroomtucson.com THE HUNGER Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Tony Scott’s creepy chic cult classic The Hunger tells the story of Miriam (Catherine Deneuve) and John (David Bowie), an elegant couple who put the “lust” in bloodlust. Fri., Jan. 6, 10 p.m. and Sat., Jan. 7, 10 p.m., $6. 322-5638. https://loftcinema.org/film/the-hunger/ info@loftcinema.org SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES St. Francis in the Foothills Church. 4625 E. River Road. 299-9063. Join us for a potluck dinner and a movie - “Spotlight” Sun., Jan. 8, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Free. http://www.stfrancisumc.org mmitchell@stfrancisumc. org TAMPOPO Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Juzo Itami’s hilarious, rapturous and mouthwatering “Ramen Western” returns to US screens for the first time in decades, in a brand-new digital restoration. Thu., Jan. 5, 7:30 p.m., $9.50. 322-5638. https://loftcinema.org/ film/tampopo/ info@loftcinema.org VICTORIA Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Arizona Public Media presents a very special sneak preview of the new Masterpiece series, Victoria, featuring opening commentary by Jerrold E. Hogle Ph.D., from

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CACTUS SOCIETY TO HEAR ABOUT SOUTH AFRICAN PLANTS Sky Islands Public High School. 6000 E. 14th St. 2562447. Jan Emming, expert on succulents and cacti, will present his views and experience about the Tucson Cactus & Succulent Society’s group trip to SouthAfrica. Students 14 up welcome. Thu., Jan. 5, 7-9 p.m., Free. 256-2447. http://http:www.tucsoncactus.org tcss@tucsoncactus.org FALL REOPENING AND JAPANESE HANGING SCROLL EXHIBIT Yume Japanese Gardens of Tucson. 2130 N. Alvernon Way. 332-2928. Gardens reopen Oct. 1 for Fall/Winter season with continuing exhibit of Japanese hanging scrolls. Exhibit free with Gardens admission. MondaysSundays, 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $9, 7, 6, 5. 272-3200. http://yumegardens.org yume.gardens@gmail.com

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BURLESQUE FITNESS Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Inspired by the art of burlesque. No dancing or stripping, just strength and flexibility exercises to help you feel great in your body. Always sexy fun playlists. Instructor Lola Torch. Mondays, Wednesdays, 4:305:30 p.m., $6. DE-STRESS PRIOR TO THE WEEKEND Saguaro Clinic: Acupuncture Plus. 639 East Speedway Blvd 520 319-9711. Thursday evenings 6-7 pm $15 De-stress acupuncture session. Enjoy your Friday and the weekend more than ever. Thursdays, 6-7 p.m., $15. 319-9711. SaguaroClinic@QwestOffice.net F.I.TNESS WITH RACHEL ALLEN St. Philip’s Plaza. 4280 N. Campbell Ave. 529-2775. Free F.I.Tness group with Rachel Allen at the St. Philip’s Plaza’s Farmers Market every Saturday morning from 7:30am-8:30am! Bring a mat, towel, and bottle of water! Saturdays, 7:30-8:30 a.m., Free. 261-6982. https://www.facebook.com/designingFITness/?fref=nf info@foodinroot.com GRATEFUL 8 YOGA - BEGINNERS ASHTANGA VINYASA Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Beginners Ashtanga Vinyasa Yoga, which synchronizes the breath with a progressive series of postures. Instructor leads a half Primary Series for those new to Ashtanga. Great start to your day! Mondays-Thursdays, 8-9 a.m., $6. http://www.floorpolishdance.com GUIDED TEA TASTING Seven Cups. 2516 E. Sixth St. 881-4072. An educational lecture on Chinese tea enhanced with a focused tasting of two teas. Selections are different each week and are oriented to the fresh teas of the current season. Fridays, 3-3:30 p.m., Free. http://sevencups.com HIP HOP YOGA Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Come join us in an hour long Vinyasa flow yoga class that’s invigorating and restorative. Set to a choice hip hop soundtrack with dig-able beats and rhymes. Saturdays, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., $6. http://www. floorpolishdance.com HIV TESTING The Centers for Disease Control recommend HIV testing for all people ages 13 through 64. Testing hours at SAAF, 375 S. Euclid Ave., are from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m., every Monday and Wednesday; and 1 to 8 p.m., Tuesday and Thursday. Walk-in testing is also available at COPE, 5401 E 5h St, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. All testing is confidential; results are available in about 15 minutes; and counseling is available. For more information or an appointment, call SAAF at 628-7223 or COPE at 798-1772. Ongoing, . HOT POWER YOGA Rooted in Education. 1600 N Tucson Blvd., Suite 100 326-8300. Unroll your yoga mat for an invigorating fullbody flow where you’ll explore the yoga postures and fundamental principles of Vinyasa yoga. Set to new inspiring tunes in a heated room. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Continues through Sept. 27, Free/Donation. 435-671-9033. http://www.kyndlekuchera.com/tucson-yoga/ kyndle.kuchera@gmail.com MARIA’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT SERVICES Maria’s Personal Assistant Services. 1324 W Thurber Pl 987-1139. Assistance for your daily life. We are here to help you with chores/tasks to make your life a little less hectic Ongoing, $20+. http://personalassistantt.wixsite. com/mariasassistants Personalassistant.tucson@gmail. com MARKET FRESH MORNING FITNESS @ ST. PHILLIP’S PLAZA CLASSIC FARMERS’ MARKET St. Philip’s Plaza. 4280 North Campbell Avenue 5292775. Now offering fun/active/free events and classes every Sunday morning. A great way to “experience” the market, not just shop it! See our Facebook page for a full list activities! Sundays, 8 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. 2616982. https://www.facebook.com/ StPhilipsPlazaFarmersMarket/ janna@foodinroot.com OMEGAS OH MY! Natural Grocers. 7220 E. Broadway Blvd. 885-6000. Ever wonder what makes omegas so essential to our quality of life? These unique fats found in fish are vital to optimal health... Sat., Jan. 7, 11 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. https://www.naturalgrocers.com/nutrition-and-health/ events/events-calendar/omegas-oh-my-115/ PILATES CHAIR QUARTET SESSIONS Body Fundamentals Pilates & Movement Studio. 4265 N. Camino Gacela 299-6541. Wednesdays, 5:15 p.m. Advanced*Thursdays, 9:00 a.m. Beginning**Thursdays, 12:15 p.m. - Beginning/ ContinuingSaturdays, 10:15 a.m. - Beginning/ ContinuingSaturdays, 1:00 p.m. - Intermediate*Note: the Advanced class is suitable for Pilates instructors and for truly advanced Pilates students.**No Pilates experience necessary for Beginning class. Thursdays, 9-10 a.m. and 12:15-1:15 p.m. and Saturdays, 10:1511:15 a.m. and 1-2 p.m., $42 per session or $380 for 10-session package. http://www.bodyfundamentals.com/ tucson_pilates_classes.php

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PIYO FITNESS CLASS Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. It’s Pilates core + Yoga flex strength + music. PiYo is a low-impact, yet intense workout for all. It builds endurance & makes you strong & way more flexible. Mondays, 5:45-6:45 p.m., $6. http://www.floorpolishdance.com PIYO STRENGTH CLASS Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. It’s Pilates core + Yoga flex strength + music. PiYo is a low-impact, yet intense workout for all. It builds endurance & makes you strong & way more flexible. Thursdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m., $6. 331-1532. http://www. floorpolishdance.com SLOW FLOW YOGA Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Take it s-l-o-w while you breathe deeply and sink into some therapeutic and delightful stretches. We’ll flow from one pose to the next, Vinyasa style with strength and relaxation. Tuesdays, 5:45-6:45 p.m., $6. http:// www.floorpolishdance.com STRONG BUTT! | FITNESS CLASS Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Every body (& every booty) wants to do this class. It’s a low-impact mat class chock full of exercises to strengthen your gluteal muscles, hamstrings, and lower back. Thursdays, 5:45-6:45 p.m., $6. http://www.floorpolishdance.com TAI CHI CLASSES Saguaro Clinic: Acupuncture Plus. 639 East Speedway Blvd 520 319-9711. This Tai Chi class is taught by John Nicholson. He teaches Classical Yijing, Da Wu (exercises to help joint lubrication), Ba Duan Jin and other forms. Adult class.Northwest of the University. Studio Bldg. Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m., $15/Class. 3199711. WIND RIVER TAI CHI CHUAN CLASSES - EVERY SATURDAY 1 PM TO 2 PM Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Tai Chi Chuan for health and enlightenment. You will learn standing meditation to get the Chi and integrate the body, and the form to put it in motion. Come learn. Saturdays, 1-2 p.m., $10. 461-4344. http://www.floorpolishdance.com laotzufu@gmail.com YOGA BOOGIE Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Upbeat vinyasa-style flow yoga class. Strengthen and stretch with Alexsey through a powerful sequence with an eclectic soundtrack. Everything from electro-cumbia to 80s club hits and psychedelic rock n roll. Sundays, 6:45-7:45 p.m., $6. http://www.floorpolishdance.com

/54$//23 EVENTS THIS WEEK BIRDING AGUA CALIENTE PARK Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 724-5000. Take a guided walk to look for wintering birds such as ducks, woodpeckers, bluebirds, and sparrows, as well as roadrunners, wrens, and other resident specialties. Loaner binoculars available. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Continues through Feb. 23, $0-$5. 6157855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov A NIGHT UNDER THE STARS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 724-5000. Explore the wonder and unfold the mysteries of the night sky. Tucson Amateur Astronomy Association volunteers provide an introduction to the night sky and set up telescopes for celestial viewing. Sat., Jan. 7, 6-8 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov PEDAL THE OLD PUEBLO! Tucson Bike Tours. 215 N Hoff Ave - Suite 101 4884446. Tucson’s historic neighborhoods are best experienced by bicycle! Small groups, quiet streets, no hills, knowledgeable guides. Use promocode “TucsonWeekly” for 20% off. Bring two guests and returning locals ride free! Sept. 1-April 30, 6-9 p.m., Sept. 1-May 31, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Oct. 1-April 30, 1:30-4:30 p.m., $48. http://www.tucsonbiketours.com tucsonbiketours@ gmail.comn WEDNESDAY MORNING BIRD WALKS AT SWEETWATER WETLANDS Sweetwater Wetlands. 2667 W. Sweetwater Drive. 7914331. See waterfowl, warblers, and other wildlife on this easy walk through the wetlands with Tucson Audubon. All welcome! No registration required. Every Wednesday thru 2017. See website for addt’l times.

Wednesdays, 8-10 a.m. Continues through Feb. 22, Free. 209-1811. http://www.tucsonaudubon.org/ fieldtrips.html lsafford@tucsonaudubon.org AM I UNABLE TO STOP SEXUAL BEHAVIORS THAT CAN LEAD TO PHYSICAL HARM, ARREST, DIVORCE OR LOSS OF EMPLOYMENT? University of Arizona Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. Accepting Ourselves SAA Meeting - Cafeteria Room F. Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA) is a fellowship of men & women who share their experience, strength & hope to abstain from their addictive sexual behaviors. For info and meetings: www.SAAtucson.org or call 520-745-0775 or 1-800-477-8191. Sundays, 1:30-2:30 p.m., $0.00. 745-0775. http:// www.saa-tucson.org help@saa-soaz.org ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE’S DRINKING? Al-Anon Family groups meet daily to help family members and significant others. Call 323-2229, or visit alanon-southernaz.org for information or to locate a meeting. Ongoing, . BRAIN ANEURYSM/AVM SUPPORT GROUP St. Joseph’s Hospital. 350 N. Wilmot Road. 873-3000. Our support groups are specifically designed to help both survivor and family members. Room 3rd Agave Room in Pavilion. Go through the East entrance of the hospital. Every third Tuesday, 6-8 p.m., none. none. Kimberly@joeniekrofoundation.org CHADD ADULT AD/HD SUPPORT GROUP UA Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. CHADD of Tucson, adult support group for those with ADD and ADHD, meets in Room 2500E in the cafeteria area. Free. Second Wednesday of every month, 7-9 p.m., . 327-7002. DEPRESSION & BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. No entrance after 6pm, please be early. Take Campbell entrance just north of River Rd. Turn right to parking lots. Located in south most building, “La Parroquia”, Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Free. 300-8507. http://dbsatucson.org meetings@dbsatucson.org DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE, TUCSON CHAPTER UMC. 1501 N. Campbell Ave 694-8888. Doors lock and no admittance after 6:10 p.m., so please be on time. Meeting typically is 8 to 20 people. We start our meetings with brief introductions, you many pass if you wish. All participation is voluntary and some visiting members choose to just listen. It is all up to you! Sundays, 6-7:30 p.m., Free. none. http://dbsatucson. org/ meetings@dbsatucson.org DO I FEEL GUILTY OR ASHAMED ABOUT MY SEXUAL BEHAVIOR? Our Saviour’s Lutheran Church. 1200 N. Campbell Ave. 327-6521. Honest, Open and Willing Meeting - Open to all interested. Activity Building Room 7. Literature meeting. Sex Addicts Anonymous is a fellowship of men & women who share their experience, strength & hope to abstain from their addictive sexual behaviors. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m., $0.00. 745-0775. http:// www.saa-soaz.org help@saa-soaz.org FIRST FRIDAY MEMORY BEADS @ TU NIDITO Tu Nidito Children and Family Services. 3922 N. Mountain Ave. 322-9155. Memory Boards is a creative process to honor and/or remember a loved one. Free program. Open to all. First Friday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m., $ 0.00. 520.322.9155. http://www.tunidito.org molly@tunidito.org GET HELP FOR ANYTHING GET HELP for Anything in Pima County. 2797 E. Ajo Way 243-6700. Dial 911 for immediate emergencies, but CALL 211 for any other urgent needs, including adoption, foster care, clothing, domestic violence services, education, family services, financial assistance, legal services, disability-related services, mental health counselling, or services for pets and animals, seniors, substance abuse, or youth. 211arizona.org/ Ongoing, free. 211. HELPING PARENTS HEAL Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Helping parents who have lost children, offering support and resources, aiding in the healing process, open discussion of spiritual experiences and evidence for the Afterlife in a non-dogmatic way. Welcoming everyone regardless of religious belief. We do not judge people or their children on the basis of their life choices. Second Sunday of every month, 3-5 p.m., Suggested $5 donation if you can afford it.. 789-6374 (Janice). http:// www.helpingparentsheal.info www.helpingparentsheal. info NICOTINE ANONYMOUS UMC. 1501 N. Campbell Ave 694-8888. Cafeteria Meeting Room A. Ongoing 12-Step fellowship for anyone with a desire to stop using nicotine. For more information visit https://nicotine-anonymous.org Saturdays, 11 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP University of Arizona Cancer Center-University Campus. 1515 N. Campbell Ave. 694-4786. Prostate Cancer

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Support Group meets the first and third Tuesday of the month. Meetings are held at the cancer building of the University of Arizona Banner Medical Center. Second Tuesday of every month, 2-3:30 p.m. Continues through June 5, Free. 694-4605. SAGUARO TOASTMASTERS TUCSON Ward 6 City Council Office. 3202 E. First St. 7914601. Become an effective communicator and leader at this historic and dynamic club founded in 1934. Members empower each other to develop speaking and management skills. Walk-ins welcome Mondays, 6:308:15 p.m., Free. 883-8880. http://tucson.toastmastersclubs.org SECULAR ORGANIZATIONS FOR SOBRIETY UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. SOS provides a successful non-religious alternative for recovery. The SOS Tucson Group provides a safe and welcoming environment for recovering addicts of all types to share and learn. Our meetings are held every Saturday 1:30-2:30 p.m. For more information, please attend a meeting or visit https://sites.google.com/site/sostucsongroup. Saturdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m., No Charge. https://sites. google.com/site/sostucsongroup

$!.#% “AL SABOR LATINO” - CLASS PLUS OPEN SOCIAL Santa Rita Ballroom. 435 E. 9th Street 275-7931. Learn the basics for Latin social dances, such as Salsa, Bachata, Cumbia, Merengue, Cha-Cha, Rumba, and more! Followed by open Social dance. First Friday of every month, 8:30-11 p.m., $10. 275-7931. http:// www.santaritaballroom.com/basic-latin-social-danceclass.html santaritaballroom@gmail.com BALLROOM BOOTCAMP Santa Rita Ballroom. 435 E. 9th Street 275-7931. Learn to dance Latin, Swing, and Ballroom or master the steps you have already learned; meanwhile, build strength, flexibility, balance, endurance, technique, musicality, style, and more. No dance partner needed! Mondays, Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6:30-7:30 a.m., Fridays, 4-5 p.m. and Sundays, 6 p.m., $10 per class. 275-7931. http://www. santaritaballroom.com/ballroom-bootcamp.html santaritaballroom@gmail.com

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