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ONE (VERY) TOUGH CUSTOMER CATALINA BEAT JAN. 10, 11:06 A.M. A random gas-station patron on a Sunday morning was brutally unkind to an attendant—actually making her cry—for absolutely no discernible reason, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

The unfortunate attendant told sheriff’s deputies that the man—who drove a white Chevrolet Malibu— had first come into the gas station’s store and asked her to put $10 on pump #3, apparently with at least a modicum of civility. But a few minutes later he reappeared, suddenly acting very aggressively and yelling, “I said pump #2! Are you fucking retarded?!�

He then reportedly proceeded to call her a “stupid bitch� and “dumbass� before leaving in a huff, rudely demanding that she “just put it on fucking two.�

The woman said several customers in the store had remarked on this man’s extreme hostility and affirmed that the incident had really upset her—which was made clear by the tears welling from her eyes as she told deputies her story.

The reportee had resourcefully attained the license-plate number of the car driven by the vicious customer, but when deputies pulled up the owner’s photo from the Motor Vehicle Division, she said it didn’t look like the subject—nor could deputies locate the owner, since both his phone numbers on record had been unlisted, and apparently he was unreachable by address.

The slander victim said the store had a security camera, but its monitor was broken, so she’d have to get a copy of the incident’s taping from the corporate office and contact deputies about it later.

They never heard from her (hopefully indicating her recovery from the trauma of the event).

HIS BARK IS WORSE THAN HIS BITE FOOTHILLS AREA DECEMBER 13, 7:18 A.M. When a north-side man confronted his neighbor about a constantly barking canine, the neighbor verbally assaulted the man and scared him with a gun—then said the gun was fake and passively offered the aphorism, “Dogs will be dogs,� a PCSD report stated.

A deputy met with the reportee, who said his neighbor’s dog barked almost constantly—so the previous evening he’d gone to the man’s house to discuss it. When the neighbor answered the door, he said, he was holding a gun—and upon mention of the dog, he started cussing out the reportee, telling him to “get the ‘F’ off (his) property.�

But when the reportee said the gun was “a mistake,â€? the neighbor allegedly backed off, admitting it wasn’t real (in fact, he said it was a toy)—and dismissed his dog’s barking by rambling, “Dogs will be dogs. ‌ They will bark. ‌ That (is) what they do.â€?

When the deputy met with the subject, he reaffirmed that his gun was fake and insisted his dog didn’t bark that much and only went outside to “go to the bathroom.�

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294-4252. Join us at the Tanque Verde Swap Meet for a family friendly event by HIW! High Impact Wrestling.

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American Legion Post 36 would like to invite you to our monthly Vendor and Craft Event! Open to the public, this event features various artists, craft and product vendors. Sat., Feb. 6, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. 419-6167. https://www.facebook.com/even ts/490228081148777/494198104085108/ ART & CRAFTS FESTIVAL Art Attack Az Promotions. 6346 North Oracle Rd 4818001. Unique items by local artists - framed wall art, jewelry, wood furniture, music, gourmet food, clothing, yard art & more! Easy parking, convenient location, fun, relaxing, stress free environment. Fri., Feb. 5, 10 a.m.5 p.m., Sat., Feb. 6, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., Feb. 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. 578-5142. http://www.artattackaz.com artattackaz@gmail.com COMMUNITY FORUM FOR LGBT SENIORS AND FRIENDS Tucson Jewish Community Center. 3800 east river road 299-3000. Filmmaker Stu Maddux screens new documentary â&#x20AC;&#x153;Reel in the Closet,â&#x20AC;? shows past LGBT hidden lives. Discussion of LGBT issues and Arizona Queer Archives. Sponsored by Southern Arizona Senior Pride.

Sun., Feb. 7, 1-5 p.m., Free. 704-5830. http://www. soazseniorpride.org soazseniorpride@gmail.com JOGS WINTER TUCSON GEM AND JEWELRY SHOW Tucson Expo Center. 3750 E. Irvington Road. 7508000. Wholesale dealers, manufacturers, miners and designers from around the world showcase finished pieces, loose stones, gems, beads, findings, corals, turquoise, and Swarovski crystals, amber and minerals.

Featured professional seminars and jewelry making classes.Free for wholesale buyers with credentials.

Private collectors and independent designers can purchase the ticket online. Jan. 28-Feb. 8, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., 20$. 213-629-3030. http://www.jogsshow.com info@jogsshow.com LIVE WRESTLING! Tanque Verde Swap Meet. 4100 S. Palo Verde Road.

MOVE TO AMEND TUCSON MONTHLY MEETING Ward 3 Council Office. 1510 E. Grant Road. 7914711. Ward 3 this month only! Ruth â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bunnyâ&#x20AC;? Davis, retired Constitutional Lawyer, Consultant on Social Policy and Governance. Topic â&#x20AC;&#x153;Passing a Constitutional Amendmentâ&#x20AC;? Note new time! Thu., Feb. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Free. 395-8121. http://www.movetoamend.org/aztucson tennis4dbs@cox.net NATIVE AMERICAN JEWELRY SHOW AND SALE Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Native American Jewelry Show and Sale Feb. 5-7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. http://www.Tohonochulpark. org jfalls@tohonochulpark.org SANDHILL SNOWBIRDS Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. As many as 20,000 snowbirds spend the night at Whitewater Draw, dispersing at dawn to feed on corn stubble and other waste grains in nearby agricultural fields and returning to Whitewater for a mid-day siesta.

Thu., Feb. 4, 8 a.m.-4 p.m., $99 members | $120 general public.

"5,,%4). "/!2$ 1ST SUNDAY ANTIQUE FAIR 1st Sunday Antique Fair. 2600 N. Fennimore Ave. 2430386. Dealers offer a wide variety of antiques and collectibles inside the cafeteria and outside on the soccer field. Many items are available including art, jewelry, furniture, books, Native American and much more. Sat., Feb. 6, 8 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. antiquefairs@gmail.com AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF UNIVERSITY WOMEN TO HOST SARSEF DIR. OF RESEARCH Acacia Real Food and Cocktails. 3001 E. Skyline Drive.

232-0101. Liz Baker, director of research at SARSEF, Southern Arizona Research, Science and Engineering Foundation, will address the American Association of University Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (AAUW) Tucson. It empowers K-12science students. Sat., Feb. 6, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., $25. 622-0905.

BEAD INSPIRED Beads of Courage. 3230 N. Dodge Blvd 344-7668.

Join us February 6, 2016 as we kick up our heels with food, drinks, and live music as we honor some of Beads of Courageâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most important clinicians, supporters, and more. Sat., Feb. 6, 6-10 p.m., $50. https://beadsofcourage.z2systems.com/np/clients/beadsofcourage/

CACTUS RESCUE: USING SALVAGED PLANTS TO CREATE MEANINGFUL LANDSCAPES Sky Islands Public High School. 6000 E. 14th St. 2562447. Jessie Byrd, manager and horticulturist at the Pima County Plant Nursery, will address the 7-9 p.m.

Thursday, Feb. 4 meeting of the Tucson Cactus &Succulent Society on Cactus Rescue. Thu., Feb. 4, 7-9 p.m., Free. 256-2447.

CARIDAD CULINARY TRAINING PROGRAM Caridad Community Kitchen. 845 N Main Ave 8825641. Free culinary training program for qualified individuals. Committed to learning, working hard and changing? Consider our program. Ongoing application process. Learn more and apply online. Mondays-Fridays, 8 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. , ext. 7404. http://www.caridadtucson.org caridad@communityfoodbank.org FAIR TRADE COFFEE & TEAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BENEFITING UNICEF UNITED NATIONS Assoc. CENTER. sw corner SPEEDWAY & WILMOT (between BeyondBread & Bookmans ) 881-7060. Support unicefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work with lifesaving vaccines, clean water & food, along with the coffee farmers & their families, by enjoying this wonderful offering of fair-trade coffee & teas Mondays-Sundays, moderate.

FIBER+PAPER+WOOD+METAL Davis Dominguez Gallery. 154 E. Sixth St. 629-9759.

Major fiber works by Clair Campbell Park, color lithographs by Kathryn Polk, wood and metal sculpture by Barbara Jo. Reception Saturday, February 8, 6-8 in conjunction with Central Tucson Gallery Associationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2016 Art Safari. Tuesdays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Feb. 27, free. 520.629.9759. http://www.davisdominguez.com info@davisdominguez.com Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ODHAM LANGUAGE REVITALIZATION GROUP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;odham language revitalization group -Conversation / grammar / literacy / songs / culture.

Everyone welcome -- no charge.Every Saturday, noon to 2:00. In the Santa Rita Room, second floor, Main Library.Questions? 444-7610 Saturdays, 12-2 p.m.

Continues through Sept. 10, 0$. 444-7610. controlledfollyproductions@yahoo.com TUCSON PHILOSOPHY GROUP Old Pueblo Grille. 60 N. Alvernon Way. 326-6000. The group meets for an open discussion of philosophical issues at 7 p.m., on the second Monday of every month; free. Second Monday of every month, .

TUCSON UKULELE MEETUP Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. Ukulele music club open to all ages of adults for singing and playing all types of songs for fun. Open to all levels of experience. Check Meetup calendar for

&!-),9 &5. $5 FRIDAYS- FAMILY GAME ROOM Katana Games. 5420 E. Broadway Blvd. No. 254. 9086648. Join us every Friday for low rates on our Gamer Room, featuring a 108â&#x20AC;? tv and lots of video games for play on a wide selection of game consoles, including XBox One and PS4! Only $5/hr! Fridays, 5-9 p.m., $5/ hr. katanagames.net BARN BUDDIES TCYF. 1893 W. Lucero Rd. 5209772343. Barn Buddies kids, 3rd grade and up, learn and care for animals, create projects, and garden on the farm. Single class or sessions. Text, call, email at least 24 hours in advance to confirm your attendance and for information.

Visit us on Facebook. Tucson Christian Youth Farm.

Fridays, 4:30-5:45 p.m., $7 per class. 977-2343. tcyfarm@yahoo.com BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en espaĂąol y en inglĂŠs. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niĂąos bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., free.

BUTTERFLY MAGIC, A TROPICAL WONDERLAND IN TUCSON! Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. October means the start of ButterflyMagic in the Cox Butterfly and OrchidPavilion.

Butterfly Magic is Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sonly tropical butterfly greenhouse andone of the most diverse in the country.Guests can marvel at the spectacularsight of hundreds of butterfliesfluttering about amongst lush tropicalflora. Oct. 1-May 31, 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m., $18 Adults, $9 Children, $5 Adult. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/ events/butterfly-magic/ THE CISCO KID The Gaslight Theatre. 7010 E. Broadway Blvd. 8869428. Hilarious Live Musical Comedy Melodrama.

Voted Best Entertainment, Date Night and Family Fun in Tucson. The Gaslight Theatre is the best place in Tucson to have a great time. Fri., Jan. 8, 7-9 p.m., Fridays, Saturdays, 8:30-10:30 p.m., Fridays-Sundays, 6-8 p.m., Sundays, 3-5 p.m. and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Continues through March 24, $18.95 adults, $16.95 senior, student, military, $8.95 (12 & under). beckygilmour@qwestoffice.net

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LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Headliner-Dan Barnhart, Shows at 8 & 10:30 Doors open at 7. Laffs Comedy Caffe is located at: 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. Suite 160 Tucson, AZ 85716 (520) 323-8669 MARANA MIDDLE SCHOOL FALCON AUDITORUM Clean Comedy Trust In a world of increasingly low standards, there are a few in entertainment committed to staying clean. Stand-up comedy is too often associated with crude language and sexual humor. Not us. We use “clean” comedians —those who consciously avoid profane language and offensive subject matter.

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UNSCREWED THEATER Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed Improv Comedy Troupe has been entertaining Tucson audiences for more than 11 years with their unique style of interactive comedy. Every show is different because every audience is different. For all ages.

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4(5 &%" BROTHER JOHN’S BEER, BOURBON & BBQ Thursdays with Tesoro at Brother John’s - Tucson Grab some friends and make it a night. Enjoy the Thursday night fiesta with Tesoro. Starting Thursday January 28, 2016 FREE SHOW - NO COVER All Ages 9pm start 9pm-12am, Free.

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TAP & BOTTLE Leila Lopez Band Leila Lopez and band bring some folksy dream crooning to fill in the blanks on your Thursday night.

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CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet & DJ Papa Ranger Tucson’s best Reggae Band performing live with DJ Papa Ranger on the breaks.

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CLUB CONGRESS Album Release Party With a variety of instruments and a range of musical styles, this album offers a stunning balance of mellow and upbeat tempos that will appeal to many different tastes.

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LOUDHOUSE ROCK AND ROLL BAR AND GRILL Loudhouse Kinda Kinks bring their “British Invasion” music to Loudhouse. Rocking The Who, Stones, Animals, Yardbirds, Cream, Kinks and Beatles among others.

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SKY BAR Desert Beats // Un:ted States // Things That Aren’t Words Three up and coming Tucson indie rock bands hit Sky Bar on Saturday night with their guitars, drums, voices and catchy original sounds!

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THE EDGE Lemmon Lot A High Energy Rock Band covering - U2, STP, Green Day, The Cult, Muse, Kings Of Leon, The Killers, Social Distortion, The Stokes, Refreshments, The Hives, and many more!

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LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Headliner-Dan Barnhart, Shows at 7 & 9:30. Laffs Comedy Caffe is located at: 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. Suite 160 Tucson, AZ 85716 (520) 323-8669 TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT COMEDY BATTLE: Improv Throwdown! Come see a fast-paced, gut-bursting, laughriot of a good time every Saturday at TIM Improv Throwdown! This show features our largest cast performing short form improv in a head-to-head battle for your laughs. Shows feature team games, audience participation, stand-up style jokes and even raps made up on the spot! 7 8:15pm, $5.

35. &%" MONTEREY COURT Ron DeVous Ron Doering’s fabulous contemporary jazz quintet, Ron DeVous, are holding

their final concert in a series that Monterey Court has been privileged to host.

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NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM Larry Armstong & CopperMoon CopperMoon plays Country/Americana music featuring originals by Larry Armstrong with an emphasis on classic country and the great singer/songwriters. 5:30 8pm, Free.

THE HUT Open Mic with Cadillac Mountain Acoustic evening with host, bluegrass wizards Cadillac Mountain.

All styles acoustic music. No full drum sets please.

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8:45 1pm, free.

BLACK CROWN COFFEE Open Mic Mondays It doesn’t matter if you sing, rap, play an instrument, tell bad jokes, recite poetry, whatever. There’s delicious locallyroasted coffee, an audience and a PA. 710pm, Free. Buying drinks highly encouraged, though.

SKY BAR Team Trivia Team Trivia at Sky Bar takes place every Monday at 7pm. There is no limit on the size of the team. Free to join. Prizes are awarded from Brooklyn Pizza. 7 8:30pm, Free.

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Open dancing 8-11 p.m. Blues dancing enhances every other form of dance - all about connection and musicality. Easy to learn. No partner needed. All ages. Food, beverages, free parking. Great DJ’d music.

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CRAFT-A-PALOOZA! Bookmans. 3733 W. Ina Road. 579-0303. Join us for a fun kids craft every week! From puppet making to drink coasters out of recycled CD’s, we have plenty of ways to keep your hands dirty! Saturdays, 1-2 p.m., Free!. http://bookmans.com/events/craftapalooza-2015-01-03/ emmem@hotmail.com

SELMA Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. See the Oscar-winning 2014 drama Selma, followed by an onstage discussion with journalist and author Diane McWhorter. Sat., Feb. 6, 7 p.m., Regular Admission Prices. 795-0844. https://loftcinema.com/film/selma/ info@loftcinema.org

EDUCATION CENTER TOURS Tucson Reptile Rescue. 844 S. 6th Ave 5209919553.

You can come in and tour the Tucson Reptile Rescue’s educational facility. There are over a dozen exotic reptiles that can be pet and held. Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $5. 991-9553. http://www.tucsonreptilerescue.com tucsonreptilerescue@yahoo.com

THE WARRIORS Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. In Walter Hill’s super-stylized exploitation classic, gangs rule the streets of NYC and Coney Island gang The Warriors find out just how tough this town can really be.

Fri., Feb. 5, 10 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 6, 10 p.m., $8.00.

795-0844. https://loftcinema.com/film/the-warriors/ info@loftcinema.org

HAWK HAPPENING Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Traveling avian ambassador Sueño and her human, Kathie Schroeder, are here to share secrets in the lives of the Southwest’s amazing Harris’ hawks.

Second Wednesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m.

Continues through April 27, Free with admission. http:// www.Tohonochulpark.org jfalls@tohonochulpark.org MODEL AIRPLANE MAKE N TAKE Pima Air and Space Museum. 6000 E. Valencia Road.

574-0462. For children 5 years and older and their adult companions, this program introduces students to the hobby of model building. Each student builds a snap-together airplane they can take home. FREE with paid or member admission.Reservations are suggested.

First Saturday of every month, 1-2:30 p.m. Continues through May 7, $15.50 general, $12.25 Pima County resident 13 and older, $9 kids age 5-12, kids 4 and under free. http://pimaair.org education@pimaair.org MUSICAL MAGIC FOR KIDS Oro Valley Town Hall Council Chambers. 11000 N. La Cañada Drive. 229-4700. Each month, children can enjoy interactive performances through the two-part series Just for Kids and Musical Magic for Kids. The program exists through partnerships with the area’s most acclaimed arts organizations – Tucson Symphony Orchestra, Tucson Pops Orchestra, Civic Orchestra of Tucson, Music and Dance Academy and many others.

Sat., Aug. 1, 10-11 a.m., Sat., Sept. 5, 10-11 a.m., Sat., Oct. 3, 10-11 a.m., Sat., Nov. 7, 10-11 a.m., Sat., Dec. 5, 10-11 a.m., Sat., Jan. 2, 10-11 a.m., Sat., Feb. 6, 10-11 a.m., Sat., March 5, 10-11 a.m., Sat., April 2, 10-11 a.m., Sat., May 7, 10-11 a.m. and Sat., June 4, 10-11 a.m., Free. 797-3959. http://www. saaca.org cait@saaca.org PETANQUE IN THE PARK Reid Park. 900 S. Randolph Way. 791-4873. Learn and play the French game of petanque (boules) at 2 pm Sundays in Reid Park. For more information and detailed directions, visit TucsonPetanqueClub.wordpress.com. Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. Continues through May 1, FREE. 664-4133. http://TucsonPetanqueClub. wordpress.com tucson.petanque@gmail.com STORYTIME AT THE MUSEUM Arizona History Museum. 949 E. Second St. 628-5774.

Join us for Storytime at the Museum. Kids love to hear a story surrounded by fun artifacts! Children under 7 free, discounted admission for adults starts at 4:00pm.

Fri., Feb. 5, 6-8 p.m., $3. http://arizonahistoricalsocety. org/events ahstucson@azhs.gov THE TRUE STORY OF THE SO CALLED BIG BAD WOLVES Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. Little Red Riding Hood, The Boy who Cried Wolf, and the Three Little Pigs had it wrong when they accused the wolves of being bad. And now the wolves have gone on strike until they can tell their side of the story. Sundays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. and First Sunday of every month, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Continues through March 13, $10. livetheatreworkshop@gmail.com TSO JUST FOR KIDS The Tucson Symphony Orchestra presents a special program for children at Tucson Symphony Center, 2175 N. Sixth Ave.; and at 10 a.m. in the Oro Valley Town Hall Council Chambers, 11000 N. La Cañada Drive. First Sunday of every month, 10 and 11:15 a.m., free. http:// tucsonsymphony.org/component/gigcal/?task=series&sub =k”>tucsonsymphony.org

&),HARD HATS AND HEELS: A BENEFIT FOR HABITAT FOR HUMANITY TUCSON’S WOMEN BUILD Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777.

Support women’s homeownership in Southern Arizona while enjoying the Oscar–nominated short film, “Head Over Heels.” Thu., Feb. 4, 5:30 p.m., $40. 795-0844. https://loftcinema.com/film/hardhats-and-heels-a-benefit-for-habitat-for-humanitys-women-build/ info@loftcinema.org REEL IN THE CLOSET Tucson Jewish Community Center. 3800 east river road 299-3000. Stu Maddux’s film shows rich but hidden private and social lives of LGBT people in past decades through home movies found in people’s closets.

Sponsored by Southern AZ Senior Pride. Sun., Feb. 7, 1-5 p.m., Free. 704-5830. http://www.soazseniorpride.

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Native Seeds/SEARCH will teach beginning seed savers how they can save seeds from common garden vegetables. Thu., Feb. 11, 4-5:30 p.m., Free. https://pima. bibliocommons.com/events/search/q=seed%20saving/ event/565ccb46de4dab5f0f0206f0

(%!,4( BRING BACK THE JOY - THE MAGIC OF MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WITH DEMENTIA Himmel Park Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave 724-2453. If you would like to learn how to bring joy and relaxation through music to someone with dementia, this program is for you! You will learn simple strategies and practical tips, as well as review some of the fascinating results of cutting edge research on music, the brain, and dementia. Thu., Feb. 4, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Free. 594-5305.

COOL SEASON YOGA Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Keep flexible and stay healthy this winter! Join Barbara Sherman, LifeForce Yoga® practitioner for an hour of gentle yoga practice. Please bring your own mat.

Participants pay the instructor directly. Mondays, Wednesdays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Continues through March 1, $8 members / $8 plus cost of admission for the general public. http://www.Tohonochulpark.org jfalls@ tohonochulpark.org DE-STRESS PRIOR TO THE WEEKEND Saguaro Clinic: Acupuncture Plus. 639 East Speedway Blvd 520 319-9711. Thursday evenings 6-7 pm $15 De-stress acupuncture session. Enjoy your Friday and the weekend more than ever. Thursdays, 6-7 p.m., $15.

319-9711. SaguaroClinic@QwestOffice.net FREE COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS Om Yoga. 5961 N. Oracle Rd. 520.328.8294. Broga® Yoga: designed to cater to men by focusing on on upper body strength. Not just for men; it’s for anyone who wants a great workout through yoga! Sat., Feb. 6, 12-1 p.m., Free. https://www.facebook.com/ events/178682622493888/http://omyogatucson.com/ classes/schedule/ info@omyogatucson.com FREE HATHA YOGA CLASS AT THE COLLEGE OF NURSING UA College of Nursing. 1305 N. Martin Ave. Unwind on Thursday evenings with a free Hatha yoga class led by Sandi Fox, RN, RYT. Hatha yoga, also known as “gentle yoga,” will help you feel looser, longer/taller and more relaxed. All ages and levels of yoga experience are welcome. Bringing a yoga mat is recommended. Thursdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. Continues through May 5, Free. 3491545. http://www.nursing.arizona.edu/community-connections/free-yoga-class-schedule leahcampos@email. arizona.edu

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Hop on a bike and explore the best of the Old Pueblo.

The day tour is terrific 11-12.5 mile route past all the “must see” sights. The night tour is loads of fun and even includes local food. Bring two of your and ride FREE! Enter promocode TucsonWeekly. Sept. 27-May 31, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m., 1:30-5 and 6-9 p.m., $65 includes taxes, fees, gratuity. Buy 2 get 1 free.. http:// www.tucsonbiketours.com tucsonbiketours@gmail.com DESERT WILDFLOWERS Woods Memorial Branch Library. 3455 N. First Ave. 594-5445. Springtime in the desert is a time to enjoy the beauty, color, and rich variety of local wildflowers.

Learn about our abundant annual and perennial wildflowers during an engaging and colorful digital slide presentation. Presented by Pima County Natural Resources, Parks & Recreation. Sat., Feb. 6, 2-3 p.m., FREE!. http://www.library.pima.gov RAPTORS PART TWO: FALCONS AND VULTURES Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Jeff Babson refers to falcons as “jet fighters ofthe bird world,” whereas vultures are “nature’scleanup crew.” Learn about the natural history of theseawe-inspiring birds. Thu., Feb. 4, 6-8 p.m., $25, $20 members. 326-9686 ext. 18. https://tucsonbotanical.org/events/ education3@tucsonbotanical.org

$!.#% BALLROOM BLAST DANCE WORKOUT CLASS BreakOut Studios. 828 N. Stone Ave. 670-1301. No dance partner needed! Have a BLAST while you dance away the pounds, stretch your limits, and strengthen your body. Beginning dancers will build their foundation in Latin, Swing, and Ballroom; while more advance dancers can develop strength, flexibility, balance, endurance, and technique. Thursdays, 12-1 p.m., $10 per class. 275-7931. http://www.santaritaballroom.com/ ballroom-blast.html santaritaballroom@hotmail.com EXPLORE, EMBODY, EXPRESS:: DANCE TRAINING AND PERFORMANCE WORKSHOP SERIES! Rhythm Industry Performance Factory. 1013 S. Tyndall Ave. 481-8003. In this 7 week dance training and performance workshop series we will focus on core strength; dancing from core; polyrhythmic movement; musicality; expression; choreography and connecting the movements, and more! Saturdays, 4:45-6:30 p.m.

Continues through Feb. 27, $80 for workshop series* $13 drop in for first two classes. *We can make payment arrangements if needed.. 465-8856. https://www. facebook.com/events/200174066996969/ yarrow. king@gmail.com FREE COUNTRY DANCE LESSONS Outlaw Saloon. 1302 W. Roger Road. 888-3910. FREE beginner Country Dance lessons feature a different dance every month. Each week’s lesson builds on the previous week, so be sure to attend every Saturday!

Saturdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m., Free. pizzazz2@hotmail. com FRIDAY NIGHT BALLROOM AND COUNTRY DANCE PARTIES Shall We Dance. 4101 E. Grant Road. 327-7895.

Enjoy Ballroom, Latin, Country and Swing dancing on Tucson’s biggest and best floating dance floors. Open to the public, all levels welcome from Absolute Beginner through Advanced. Call for holiday discounts on Groups, Parties and more through December 23, 2015! Fridays,

YOUR WELLNESS JOURNEY-WELLWAYS WORKSHOP Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. From sleep and healthy eating to social wellness, we will discuss how all well-being aspects play

LET’S GET TO STEPPIN’ AGAIN! ZYDECO! Deb Wayne. 2546 E Copper St 248-3032. I am hosting another Zydeco dance. Zydeco music is lively and has lots of rhythm with basis in African music and rock and roll. There are also Zydeco waltzes and slower songs to enjoy. The steps are fairly easy to learn and creativity is encouraged. Refreshments served. 6:30 to 9 p.m. Every third Friday and Every third Friday. Continues through July 1, $3. prunella4@hotmail.com LET’S LEARN THE ROMANTIC SALSA DANCE Tucson Jewish Community Center. 3800 east river road 299-3000. Let’s learn the romantic salsa dance: starting tuesday january 19, at 7:00 pm for 6 tuesdays. non jcc members, singles, couples welcome. Tue., Jan. 19, 7-8 p.m., Tue., Jan. 26, 7-8 p.m., Tue., Feb. 2, 7-8 p.m., Tue., Feb. 9, 7-8 p.m., Tue., Feb. 16, 7-8 p.m. and Tue., Feb. 23, 7-8 p.m., $50/60 non members.

MODERN SQUARE FOR NEW DANCERS Old Pueblo Square Dance Center. 613 E. Delano St. 620-1566. No square dance or dancing experience necessary.Singles, couples and families welcome. Low impact exercise and mental stimulation. Dress casual and wear comfortable dance shoes. Light refreshments.

All types of music is used. Sundays, 6-7:30 p.m., $5.

820-4749. http://www.tucsonsquaredance.com rickygitt@hotmail.com TUCSON SWING DANCE CLUB, WEST COST SWING DANCE Shall We Dance. 4101 E. Grant Road. 327-7895.

TSDC’s weekly event every Thursday at Shall We Dance 4101 E Grant RdWest Coast Swing dance lessons$7non members$5-membersScheduled Workshops$15 Non-Members- $10 Members 7:00pm-Beginner lesson8:00pm-Intermediate lesson8:30-10:30 open dance Thu., May 14, 7-10:30 p.m. and Thursdays, 7-10:30 p.m. Continues through May 12, $7 non Members-$5 Members. 548-6777. http://tsdc.net publicity@tsdc.net

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829-1129. Come join Tucson’s Desert Soul Community Marching Band! We are an all-ages community band playing at Downtown events. We rehearse one per week on Saturdays, play fun arrangements, and welcome band musicians of all ages and levels of musicianship.

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KEY INGREDIENTS OF AFRICAN SOUL Monterey Court. 505 W. Miracle Mile 520 207 2429.

Afro-pop, world, and reggae dance music Fri., Feb. 5, 7-10 p.m., $5. http://www.montereycourtaz.com stage@ montereycourtaz.com LEARN TO READ MUSIC Tucson Boys Chorus Center. 5770 E. Pima St. 2966277. A free class is open to all who wish to learn to read music. Topics include notes, rhythm, clefs, key signatures, music notation, and any questions brought to the class about reading music. The classes are presented by the Sons Of Orpheus, the Male Choir of Tucson and the Tucson Arizona Boys Chorus Mondays, 7 p.m., free. 235-4303. http://www.sonsoforpheus.org bam520@mns.com MASTERWORKS CONCERT SERIES WITH THE TUCSON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church. 7575 N. Pasel del Norte 308=6226. The Tucson Symphony Orchestra MasterWorks Concert Series delivers beautiful renditions of classic musical masterpieces to Oro Valley and Northwest Tucson visitors and residents. Fri., Oct. 9, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Fri., Nov. 6, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Fri., Jan. 8, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Fri., Feb. 5, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Fri., March 4, 7:30-9:30 p.m., $45. 797-3959. http:// www.saaca.org cait@saaca.org MUSIC WHILE YOU DINE The Coronet. 402 East 9th Street 5202229889. Jamie O’Brien plays an eclectic mix of Celtic, Hawaiian and American music - accompanying himself on guitar and ukulele, he sings traditional, contemporary and original songs while you dine. Thu., Feb. 4, 7-9 p.m., Free.

222-9889. http://www.cafecoronet.com OUTDOOR CONCERT SERIES Free concerts by Tucson musicians performing in a range of styles, including steel drum; folk and classical guitar; Latin, modern and classical jazz; boogie woogie piano, blues, country and more are held at 6 p.m., the second Thursday of every month, at Oro Valley Marketplace, 12155 N. Oracle Road; and at 7 p.m., the first and third Friday of every month, at Geronimo Plaza in Main Gate Square, 820 E. University Blvd.; free.

Visit saaca.org/Music for schedules. Second Thursday of every month, 6 p.m. and Third and First Friday of every month, 7 p.m., .

RON DOERING & RONDEVOUS REVUE Monterey Court. 505 W. Miracle Mile 520 207 2429.

Contemporary Jazz -now back after a long tour in the tropics- voted best jazz band in Tucson in years pastthey haven’t missed a beat. Sun., Feb. 7, 6-9 p.m., Free. http://www.montereycourtaz.com stage@montereycourtaz.com

SPECIAL LITURGICAL MUSIC: ARVO PÄRT’S BERLINER MESSE St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Estonian composer Arvo Pärt’s Berliner Messe will be presented during the liturgy by adult choirs with string orchestra. Arrive 10 minutes early to hear prelude. Nonperishable food donations accepted. Sun., Feb. 7, 9-10 and 11:15 a.m.12:30 p.m., Free.

SUNDAY SPOTLIGHT ON THE PERFORMING ARTS The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204.

The Sunday Spotlight brings Downtown Tucson LIVE Shakespeare, Opera, and Ballet productions from Royal Opera,Globe On Screen, and around the world. Most Sundays @ 2pm. Tickets range in price with discounts for Students/Seniors. More info: thescreeningroomtucson.com Sundays, 2 p.m., $17-13. http://www.screeningroomtucson.com

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Carnival of Illusion conjures an evening of old-world magic by blending their international travel theme with all the charms of a Vaudeville-inspired roadshow (without the dirt!) All shows sell out. Carnival of Illusion is Magic, Mystery, and Oooh La La! Saturdays, 5:30 p.m. and Saturdays, 8 p.m. Continues through May 28, $35+. 615-5299. http://www.carnivalofillusion.com thrills@carnivalofillusion.com DEELMAYKER BY WARREN BODOW Invisible Theatre. 1400 N. First Ave. 882-9721.

Tucson playwright, Warren Bodow has written an enchanting and insightful play that examines the nuances of human motivation. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sundays, 3-5 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 20, 3-5 p.m. Continues through Feb. 21, $30. invisibletheatre@email.com HOT FLASHES, THE MUSICAL St. Francis Theatre. 4625 E. River Road. Hot Flashes is a wildly entertaining rock’ n’ roll MUSICAL REVUE, following the triumphs and challenges of a aging 4-woman band. It is the perfect musical for women in, or approaching, the second phase of life - and for the men who love them! Fri., Feb. 5, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sat., Feb. 6, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sun., Feb. 7, 3-5 p.m., Fri., Feb. 12, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sat., Feb. 13, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sun., Feb. 14, 3-5 p.m., Fri., Feb. 19, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sat., Feb. 20, 7:30-9:30 p.m., $20-$25. 1-800838-3006. http://www.artmeetsheart.com stfrancistickets@gmail.com MR. PIM PASSES BY The Comedy Playhouse. 3620 N. 1st Ave. Suite 154 270-9310. The life of a simple county gentleman is thrown into chaos by the unusual actions of his niece, his wife and the sudden arrival of an absent-minded stranger named Mr. Pim. Join us for this charming comedy by A.A. Milne about life, love and what really matters. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sundays, 3-5 p.m. Continues through Feb. 14, $16-$18. 2606442. http://www.thecomedyplayhouse.com/UPNEXT. html thecomedyplayhouse@gmail.com SOVEREIGN BODY PRESENTED BY WINDING ROAD THEATER ENSEMBLE ZUZI! Theater. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 629-0237. Sovereign Body by Emilie BeckARIZONA PREMIEREThe moving, funny, complex and strange story of a woman’s struggle to reclaim her body after being struck by a neurological illness. Thu., Feb. 4, 7:30-10 p.m., Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-10 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. Continues through Feb. 21, $20-$25. 401-3626. http://www. windingroadtheater.org/

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722-4412. “Trunk Show” with Denyse Fenelon and Pamela Howe. Feb. 6, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Denyse and Pamela will bring an abundance of lovely art to the gallery for this one day event! Sat., Feb. 6, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Free. http://DesertArtisansGallery.com ART FROM THE HEART WomanKraft Art Center. 388 S. Stone Ave. 629-9976.

First Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. and Wednesdays-Saturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through March 30, Free. http://www.womankraft.org “VEGAN SACRIFICE” Wee Gallery. 439 N. 6th Avenue, Suite #171 3606024. Paintings of Mykl WellsShow: Feb. 6 - Feb. 28Reception: Feb. 6, 6 p.m. Sat., Feb. 6, 6-11 p.m., Free. http://gallerywee.com tom@gallerywee.com CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ - EXHIBITION Philabaum Glass Gallery and Studio. 711 S. Sixth Ave. 884-7404. A survey of some of our favorite California artists: Mark Abildgaard, Bob & Laurie Kliss, Nick Nourot, and Rick Satava. Opening Reception, Feb 6, 5-8 pm. Sat., Feb. 6, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. and TuesdaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through May 28, Free. gallery@philabaumglass.com DESERT TRIANGLE PRINT CARPETA Contreras Gallery. 110 E. Sixth St. 398-6557. Thirty printmakers from Tucson, El Paso (including Juarez and Las Cruces), and Albuquerque. Large scale prints which include Lithography, Relief, and Silkscreen.(A Karl Whitaker Production)http://deserttriangle.blogspot.com/ Sat., Feb. 6, 6-9 p.m. and Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Feb. 27, Free. http:// www.contrerashousefineart.com FIRST EVER SOLO EXHIBITION IN TUCSON - BILL MOOMEY Madaras Gallery. 3001 E. Skyline Road, Suite 101.

615-3001. For the first time ever in Tucson, renowned Western/Wildlife Artist Bill Moomey will display his gorgeous works of art in a Solo Show exclusively at Madaras Gallery/Skyline. Come meet the man behind the work at this must-see exhibit. Thu., Feb. 4, 5-7 p.m., Free.. 623-4000. http://www.madaras.com/events ops@madaras.com IKEBANA FOR EVERYONE Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Create beauty and reduce stress through Ikebana,the ancient Japanese art of arranging flowers in thestyle most pleasing to the eye. Thu., Feb. 4, 1-3:30 p.m., $30, $24 members. 326-9686 ext.

18. https://tucsonbotanical.org/events/ education3@tucsonbotanical.org LENSMASTERS: LIFE AND LANDSCAPES OF THE SOUTHWEST Agua Caliente Park Ranch House Gallery. 12325 E. Roger Road. 749-3718. Photography by Club Camera Tucson. Lensmasters: Life and Landscapes of the Southwest, fine art and award winning photography showcasing the landscapes, life and culture of the great American Southwest. All ages welcome. WednesdaysSundays. Continues through March 2, Free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov MAKE ‘N TAKE--EDGAR ALLEN POE MURAL COLORING EVENT Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. Join us in creating a community mural commemorating the works of Edgar Allen Poe. Participants will color a plus-sized mural created by students from Changemaker High School. Fri., Feb. 5, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Free.

PHOTOGRAPHIC WORKS BY FRANCOIS ROBERT AND CEDRIC DELSAUX. Baker Hesseldenz Design / Fine Art. 100 E. Sixth St. 760-0037. Recent works by two prominent, internationally recognized, fine art photographers. Sat., Feb. 6,

6-9 p.m., Free. http://www.bakerhesseldenz.com info@ bakerhesseldenz.com

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All University of Arizona and Pima Community College students receive free admission to the Arizona History Museum from 4:00-8:00pm every Friday in February!

Must show school ID. Fridays, 4-8 p.m. Continues through Feb. 26, Free. http://arizonahistoricalsociety. org/events ahstucson@azhs.gov

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BOOK SIGNING WITH GILBERT VELIZ Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. Join us Saturday February 6th from 1:00 - 2:00 PM for a book signing with Gilbert Veliz. Mr. Veliz will be signing his novel The Flight of the Deer. Sat., Feb. 6, 1-2 p.m., Free. Book Available for Purchase. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/february-6th-author-gilbert-velizbook-signing COZY MYSTERY BOOK CLUB Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. We will be discussing A Skeleton in the Family by Leigh Perry. Thu., Feb. 4, 7-8 p.m., Free. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/february-4th-cozy-mystery-book-club READING WITH LINDA HIRSHMAN Antigone Books. 411 N. Fourth Ave. 792-3715. Author of “Sisters in Law: How Sandra Day O’Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg Went to the Supreme Court and Changed the World.” Fri., Feb. 5, 7 p.m., Free. http:// www.antigonebooks.com/event/linda-hirshman info@ gmail.com SPECTACULAR POETICS: TERRANCE HAYES UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. This spring, the UA Poetry Center features Terrance Hayes, Kimiko Hahn, Khadijah Queen, and Adrian Matejka in a series called “Spectacular Poetics, or the Poetry of Spectacle.” These presentations, part reading and part craft talk, will take place at the Poetry Center on four Thursdays in February. Thu., Feb. 4, 7-8 p.m., Free. poetry@email.arizona.edu YA BOOK CLUB Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. We will be discussing The Wrath and the Dawn by Renee Ahdieh (18 and up). Wed., Feb. 10, 7-8 p.m., Free. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/february-10th-yabook-club

,%#452%3 LOVE AND TRAGEDY IN SHAKESPEARE: ROMEO AND JULIET Himmel Park Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave 724-2453.

Shakespeare’s most famous lovers, though taken from various stages of life, all die tragically due, in part, to an all-too-human fascination with the “the Other.” In this series of lectures, we will explore these fatal attractions as we celebrate February, the month of love.

Presented by Paula Walter. Wed., Feb. 10, 1:30-3 p.m., Free. 594-5305.

MUSSAR WITH BIGRAY SCHOLAR DR. ALAN MORRINIS UA Hillel. 1245 E. Second St. “Soulful Jewish Living through Mussar” Lecture Series wtih Dr. Alan Morinis a path of contemplative practices for valuable guidance for life’s journey. Free; Open to all. Thu., Feb. 4, 7-8 p.m., Free. 327-4501. http://www.templeemanueltucson.org/learning/bilgray-series mila@tetucson.org POE’S CRISES: MONEY, WOMEN, AND ALCOHOL IN THE LIFE OF A POET Himmel Park Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave 724-2453.

This one-hour lecture will introduce Edgar Allan Poe’s dramatic biography by focusing on a few crisis moments in his life. Like a character out of one of his own tales, Poe led a life marked by death, mystery, bad decisions, and transcendent loves.Presented by Paul Hurh Wed., Feb. 10, 6-7 p.m., Free. 594-5305.

SHOW & TELL: BARRIO STORIES PROJECT Playground Bar and Lounge. 278 E. Congress St. 3963691. In the late 1960s, a culturally diverse, 80 acres of downtown Tucson was demolished. The Barrio Stories Project is a reviving of the history of this neighborhood.

Wed., Feb. 10, 6-7:30 p.m., Free. 621-0599. http:// confluencenter.arizona.edu/events jlmanser@email.arizona.edu UA CONVERSATIONS ON COMPASSION LECTURE SERIES -CAN COMPASSION AND CAPITALISM EXIST TOGETHER? The Core at TMC. 2905 E. Skyline Drive, Suite 277 520.324.2673. What is compassionate entrepreneurism? As consumers, how can our choices be an expression of compassion? Learn how local entrepreneur Alok Appadurai, co-owner of Fed By Threads is changing the clothing industry, and feeding hungry Americans through an inspiring business model that will change the way you think about ‘eco-fashion’. Wed., Feb. 10, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Admission is FREE for this event. http://www.compassioncenter.arizona.edu sbs-cbctinfo@ email.arizona.edu

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