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SWANK SWEATSHIRT SWINDLER UA AREA MARCH 9, 2:44 P.M. A fashion-forward young man attending the UA had his dorm room mysteriously burglarized—and although all that was taken were three sweatshirt ‌ well, they were very expensive ones, a UA Police Department report stated. A UA officer met the student at his room in La Paz Hall, 602 N. Highland Ave., where the reportee explained that he’d recently noticed he was missing three hooded sweatshirts, all featuring camouflage print: a full-length zip-up hoodie with regular camouflage print (presumably in black, brown and green) made by the label “Bathing Apeâ€? (valued at $450); another sweatshirt, by the same label, boasting the white silhouette of an ape against an orange-and-back camouflage pattern (worth about $300); and finally another hoodie in a “multicolor zebra camouflageâ€? print, made by the label “Supremeâ€? (also appraised at $300). The victim stated these were limited-edition sweaters, together worth $1,050. He usually kept them on a rack just inside his dorm-room doorway, he said. But upon inspection, neither the door nor its lock appeared to have been tampered with. The student was sure he hadn’t misplaced the sweatshirts or somehow left them at home in Utah. He was on very good terms with his dorm-mate, he said, whom he seriously doubted took the sweatshirts; likewise, he didn’t think any of his friends who’d entered the room would’ve (or could’ve) stolen them. With no leads, the UA officer could do nothing to help the victim get his clothing back, but the student vowed to contact the university police again and press charges if he obtained any possible further information regarding the designer-sweatshirt burglar. MAKE LOVE, NOT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NORTH CAMPBELL AVENUE FEB. 28, 11:32 P.M. A woman was jailed after allegedly scratching up her ex-boyfriend during an argument—though she claimed she’d only scratched him during intercourse— according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report. Sheriff’s deputies responded to Homewood Suites, 4250 N. Campbell Ave., where the woman and her ex had been staying together—apparently in a (failed) attempt to “make things work again.â€? The ex-boyfriend opened the door of their room shirtless, showing multiple (minor) scratch marks on his chest. The subject—his ex-girlfriend—was very upset, crying and yelling. The male said they’d both been out drinking together that night when his (ex-)girlfriend had seen other women’s numbers in his phone (from when they’d been broken up) and became enraged. When they were both back at the hotel, he said, she’d started cursing and scratching his chest. The woman, however, adamantly denied trying to hurt her ex, saying his scratches were from when they’d had sex several days earlier. Deputies weren’t able to determine the truth about the scratches, but they had to jail the female anyway—for disturbing the peace (since she’d caused a scene in the hotel lobby, screaming and cursing at staff in front of guests) and trespassing (since she’d returned to the scene to look for her ex-lover, even after being barred from the hotel). Q
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Thank you Tucson! Planet of the Crepes started out as a lot of small businesses do. We wanted to create a new experience for foodies in Tucson that was accessible to everyone. Our simple mission of feed the people transformed into the combined goals of creating new traditions and raising the bar for what anyone should expect from a mobile food establishment. We have a commitment to using the highest quality ingredients we can find, from our outstanding Greek olive oil that is in every single crepe we serve to the award winning Spanish Manchego cheese in the fig crepe to the eggs that come to us every week from the
Little Family Farm in Sierra Vista. We have developed a gluten free crepe batter that also happens to be vegan and we are especially excited about our newest offering, the crepe cake. The crepe cake has 15 of our signature olive oil crepes layered with whipped cream and French custard. Whole cakes available for pre-order. You can find us every Sunday at St. Phillips Plaza as part of the Food in Root ࠴ࡀ࠻࠳ࡀࡁ˽ ࠻ࡀ࠹࠳ࡂ ࠼࠲ ࡂ annual events around Tucson where family and friends gather to enjoy old traditions or create new ones. We consider ourselves lucky to have earned the support of Tucson natives and snowbirds over the past 6 years and look forward to continuing to serve you well into the future. Our sincere thanks, The staff of Planet of the Crepes.
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&!-),9 &5. BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 594-5335. Se presenta en español y en inglés. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niños bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., Free. BOOKS IN THE BARN TCYF. 1893 W. Lucero Rd. 5209772343. Kids 2-5 visit the TCYF to feed animals, complete projects and have story time on the farm. Classes are Mondays and Fridays 10-11:30. Text, call or email at least 24 hours ahead to confirm your child’s attendance. Visit our Facebook page! Tucson Christian Youth Farm! Mondays, Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m., $7 per class. 977-2343. tcyfarm@yahoo.com MODEL AIRPLANE MAKE N TAKE Pima Air and Space Museum. 6000 E. Valencia Road. 574-0462. For children 5 years and older and their adult companions, this program introduces students to the hobby of model building. Each student builds a snap-together airplane they can take home. FREE with paid or member admission.Reservations are suggested. First Saturday of every month, 1-2:30 p.m. Continues through May 7, $15.50 general, $12.25 Pima County resident 13 and older, $9 kids age 5-12, kids 4 and under free. http://pimaair.org education@pimaair.org
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/54$//23 BIRDING IN TUCSON MOUNTAIN PARK Tucson Mountain Park Ironwood Picnic Area. 1548 S. Kinney Road. Join birding expert John Higgins for a guided bird walk in Tucson Mountain Park to observe birds such as phainopepla, rufous-winged sparrow, gilded flicker, and more. Ages 12 and up. Sat., March 5, 8-10 a.m. and Sat., April 2, 8-10 a.m., Free. Online registration required.. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/ nrpr eeducation@pima.gov CITY BIKE TOUR Tucson Bike Tours. 215 N Hoff Ave # 101 488-4446. Hop on a bike and explore the best of the Old Pueblo. The day tour is terrific 11-12.5 mile route past all the “must see” sights. The night tour is loads of fun and even includes local food. Bring two of your and ride FREE! Enter promocode TucsonWeekly. Sept. 27-May 31, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m., 1:30-5 and 6-9 p.m., $65 includes taxes, fees, gratuity. Buy 2 get 1 free.. http:// www.tucsonbiketours.com tucsonbiketours@gmail.com DESERT DISCOVERY DAY Pima County Desert Discovery Center. 7798 W. Gates Pass Road. 877-6000. Explore the beauty of the Desert Discovery Center with a variety of engaging exhibits and activities throughout the day. Join in family-friendly
activities and nature walks. Sat., March 12, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sat., March 26, 2-6 p.m. and Sat., April 2, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. 615-7855. WAKE UP WITH THE BIRDS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 724-5000. Join this guided birding walk in the desert oasis of Agua Caliente Park to spot wetland birds, hummingbirds, songbirds, and raptors. Binoculars are available for use. All ages welcome. Thursdays, 8-9:30 a.m. Continues through April 28, Free with Membership, Non-Member $5 fee. Online registration required.. 615-7855.
6/,5.4%%2 GREEN PARTY OF PIMA COUNTY GENERAL MEETING Historic YWCA. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 622-4700. Green Party of Pima County meets monthly every first Tuesday, in the first floor Conference Room #113. All are welcome. This month the Agenda is: Election of 1st GPPC Representative - One Year Term First Tuesday of every month, 7-8:30 p.m., 0.00. 798-6169. http:// www.pimagreens.org/ GPinfo@pimagreens.org LOVE BOOKS? VOLUNTEER WITH FRIENDS OF THE PIMA COUNTY PUBLIC LIBRARY Friends Book Barn. 2230 N. Country Club Road. 7953763. Friends of the Pima County Public Library needs book-loving volunteers this summer, to help sell donated books. Many positions available. Must make ongoing commitment of at least two hours most weeks. infFor more info, see www.pimafriends.com, email info@pimafriends.com, or call 520-795-3763. Ongoing, 8 a.m.-3 p.m., Free. http://www.pimafriends.com info@pimafriends.com LOVE BOOKS? VOLUNTEER WITH FRIENDS OF THE PIMA COUNTY PUBLIC LIBRARY Book Barn. 2230 N. Country Club Road. 795-3763. Friends of the Pima County Public Library needs bookloving volunteers this summer, to help sell donated books. Many positions available. Must make ongoing commitment of at least two hours most weeks. Ongoing, 8 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. http://www.pimafriends.com info@ pimafriends.com
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The date is set for The Bluffs HOA Semi-Annual Community Wide Yard Sale Saturday, April 2, 2016 from 7 AM to 3 PM Located on the Southwest Corner of La Cholla & Overton This is the perfect time to get out and meet your neighbors! Take the easy road to one stop shopping! Come on Out and Join Us. We look forward to see your All There!
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