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OSIRIS-REx in the clean room at Lockheed Martin in April 2016 after testing was completed and the TAGSAM arm was stowed for the final time.

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TUCSON MCGRAW’S ORIGINAL CANTINA E 4110 S. Houghton Road. 885-3088. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday and Monday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafÊ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. It’s not fancy or the least bit nouvelle, but if you’ve got a hankering for red meat and ice-cold beer, you could do worse than this nifty cantina set on a hill overlooking the Santa Rita Mountains. The Tuesday-night steak special (a 10-ounce sirloin, ranch beans, white roll and salad) could brighten up your weekday outlook considerably. (6-8-00) $$ UNION PUBLIC HOUSE C 4340 N. Campbell Ave., No. 103. 329-8575. Open Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Union Public House offers a fun, hip atmosphere, with lots of TVs turned to sports and patio views of lovely St. Philip’s Plaza. Some of the food is brilliant, particularly the pub chips (with pork belly!) and the oh-so-good pot pie. (4-12-12) $$-$$$$ WILBUR’S GRILL E 4855 E. Broadway Blvd. 745-6500 ext. 5043. Open daily 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. CafÊ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Some of the best restaurants are located in hotels—and ignored by locals. Wilbur’s fits this description perfectly, and locals are missing out. Fantastic service, great happy-hour deals and delicious food make this a great place to grab a beer after work and watch whatever game happens to be on. (10-2-03) $$-$$$ WILD GARLIC GRILL C 2530 N. First Ave. 206-0017. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chef Steve Shultz is back at it. This time he’s taken over a former drive-in, cranked up the grill and added a healthy dose of garlic to his smallbut interesting menu. Starters range from yummy grilled garlic shrimp in a rich beurre blanc to a Gilroy garlic cheese fondue. There is plenty of seafood on the menu—all done nicely. Steaks and pasta are available as well an an assortment of poultry dishes. Lunch includes the requisite burger. Desserts are few. Casual, reasonably priced and totally Steve Shultz, this tiny spot has plenty of fans. (3-21-13) $$ WILDFLOWER NW 7037 N. Oracle Road. 219-4230. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This gem of a restaurant has been at the forefront of the Tucson dining scene since it opened in 1998. Serving American Cuisine in high style, Wildflower is one of those places that you take out-of-town friends or just

enjoy by yourself because you know you won’t be disappointed. There’s always a fresh fish special and the pastas stand out. Wine choices are plentiful and smart. Don’t leave without trying one of the fab desserts. (9-19-13) $$-$$$

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Saturday 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Through a move and the departure of some family members to start a competing restaurant, the Original Mr. K’s has kept on serving some of the area’s best barbecue. The sweet, peppery sauce is the key, as it elevates the tender meats on which it is slathered. The sides and desserts are made with care here, and it shows. Don’t miss the collard/turnip greens and the peach cobbler. (10-18-12) $-$$

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BILINGUAL STORYTIME Quincie Douglas Branch Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 5945335. Se presenta en espaĂąol y en inglĂŠs. Es una experiencia excelente en los dos idiomas para niĂąos bilingues y monolingues. Presented in Spanish and English, bilingual storytime is a learning experience for bilingual and monolingual children. Wednesdays, 11 a.m., Free.

12:30-1:30 p.m. Continues through Sept. 25, $10. livetheatreworkshop@gmail.com

enjoy snacks, crafts, and story-telling fun. Meet in the community room, located in the Kids Corner. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://bookmans.com/ events/story-time-2014-06-06/ grantevents@bookmans. com

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1ST SUNDAY ANTIQUE FAIR 1st Sunday Antique Fair. 2600 N. Fennimore Ave. 243-0386. Dealers offer a wide variety of antiques and collectibles inside the cafeteria and outside on the soccer field. Sun., Sept. 4, 8 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. antiquefairs@gmail.com SPACE NIGHT & THE SPACE DINNER Rialto Building. 300 E. Congress St. 622-8595. Space Night & The Space Dinner with the Physics Bus, GuestSpeaker & IAAA. 100% of proceeds go to funding Space Camp tuition for girls from the Pascua Yaqui Computer Clubhouse. Wed., Sept. 7, 5:30-9:30 p.m., $0 & $45. 222-9921. https://timeincosmology. com/2016/08/16/night/ sastpc@gmail.com TWILIGHT THURSDAYS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Enjoy Summer nights at the Tucson Botanical Gardens! Every Thursday evening the Gardens will open for guests to enjoy the lovely garden setting without the intense summer sun. Thursdays, 5-8 p.m. Continues through Sept. 15, $9, free for Members. 326-9686, ex. 10. https://www.tucsonbotanical.org/ event/twilight-thursday/ info@tucsonbotanical.org

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BACK TO SCHOOL BLOCK PARTY Golden Pin Lanes. 1010 W. Miracle Mile. 888-4272. The Block Party includes free bowling and lunch for kids plus goodie bags with school supplies (while supply lasts). Tucson Comic-Con will have fun activities and Pokemon lures. Sat., Sept. 3, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Free. http://www.goldenpinbowl.com/Parties-Events/ Community-Activities info@goldenpinbowl.com

DON’T CALL ME A TURTLE, A SPECIAL STORYTIME EVENT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Elaine A. Powers will be reading from her book Don’t Call Me a Turtle, an informative tale about the characteristics that make Tortoises such a unique group of reptiles. Wed., Sept. 7, 9:30-11:30 a.m., Free. 326-9686, ex. 10. https://www.tucsonbotanical.org/event/dont-call-turtle-special-storytime-eventgardens-gift-shop/ info@tucsonbotanical.org ONCE UPON THIS TIME Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. In this tale it’s “Princess meets Present� when the stories of Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and more are given a modern twist and told once upon THIS time. Sundays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. and Sundays,

PIN-WORTHY CRAFTING STUDIO SESSION Epoch Harvest Crafting Studio. 9095 E Tanque Verde Rd 5202474454. Epoch Harvest crafting Studio offers DiY or do-it-yourself crafting classes for the fastest trending projects seen online. We provide all materials, tools and instruction to create a beautiful piece. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., $10. 247-4454. http://www.epochharvestmarket.com studio@epochharvestmarket.com REPTILE PAMBLE Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Learn to identify resident reptiles and find the answer to the age-old question, “Why do lizards do push-ups?� Meet a few non-poisonous snakes, perhaps a lizard, or even a tortoise. Fridays, 10-11 a.m. and Fridays, 10-11 a.m. Continues through Oct. 28, Free with admission to the Park. x221. marketing@tohonochul.org STORY TIME Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Kids can

TSO JUST FOR KIDS The Tucson Symphony Orchestra presents a special program for children at Tucson Symphony Center, 2175 N. Sixth Ave.; and at 10 a.m. in the Oro Valley Town Hall Council Chambers, 11000 N. La Caùada Drive. First Sunday of every month, 10 and 11:15 a.m., Free. http://tucsonsymphony.org/component/gigcal/?task=serie s&sub=k�>tucsonsymphony.org

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EVENTS THIS WEEK BACK TO THE FUTURE Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Fire up your Flux Capacitor and spend Labor Day Weekend going Back to the Future with Marty and Doc in one of

#)49 7%%+ the greatest sci-fi comedies of all-time! Fri., Sept. 2, 2-4 and 10-11:45 p.m., $6. 322-5638. https://loftcinema.com/film/back-to-the-future/ info@loftcinema.org FIRST FRIDAY SHORTS Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Red Meat’s Max Cannon hosts the biggest, baddest short film contest in town! Fri., Sept. 2, 9-11:45 p.m., $6. 322-5638. https://loftcinema.com/film/first-fridayshorts/ info@loftcinema.org MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL QUOTE-A-LONG! Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Monty Python takes on the Middle Ages and coverts Arthurian legend into uncontrollable lunacy! Wed., Sept. 7, 7:30-10 p.m., $9.50. 322-5638. https://loftcinema. com/film/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail/ info@loftcinema.org PITFALL (1948) The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. Insurance executive John Forbes falls for femme fatale Mona Stevens while her boyfriend is in jail and he suffers serious consequences as a result. Starring Dick Powell Sun., Sept. 4, 2-4 p.m., $3. www.vaudvil.com STRANGER THAN PARADISE Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. A self-described “neo-realistic black comedy in the style of an imaginary Eastern European director obsessed with Ozu and The Honeymooners.” Thu., Sept. 1, 7:3010 p.m., $9.50. 322-5638. https://loftcinema.com/ film/stranger-than-paradise/ info@loftcinema.org

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EVENTS THIS WEEK PEDAL THE OLD PUEBLO Tucson Bike Tours. 215 N Hoff Ave - Suite 101 4884446. Tucson’s historic neighborhoods are best experienced by bicycle. Small groups, quiet streets, knowledgeable guides. Use promocode “Tucson Weekly” for 20% off. Bring 2 guests and returning locals ride free! Sept. 1-May 31, 9 a.m.-12:15 p.m. and 6-9:15 p.m. and Oct. 1-April 30, 1:30-4:45 p.m., $48. http://www. tucsonbiketours.com www.tucsonbiketours.com PEDAL THE OLD PUEBLO! Tucson Bike Tours. 215 N Hoff Ave - Suite 101 488-

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!24 OPENING THIS WEEK ARTWORKS MARY T. PAULIN GALLERY PRESENTS: “STAFF WORKS” ArtWorks Mary T. Paulin Gallery. 1509 E. Helen Street 520 621 9427. ArtWorks Mary T. Paulin Gallery is showcasing the artwork of it’s student workers and staff. As a diverse group of working artists, they present a variety of creative work. Fri., Sept. 2, 1-2:30 p.m., Free. marytpaulingallery@gmail.com “MODERNIST CERAMICS” DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. Opening reception of “Modernist Ceramics” of Ted and Marion DeGrazia. A retrospective of the functional and fine art ceramics produced by the married artists in 1950’s and 1960’s Tucson. Fri., Sept. 2, 5-7 p.m., Free. cs@degrazia.org BARBARA BRANDEL: PAINTINGS ON DISPLAY Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Barbara Brandel’s paintings will be on display September 1-30, 2016, during regular library hours. Mondays-Thursdays, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through Sept. 25, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov/ askalibrarian@pima.gov MAKE ‘N TAKE--CREATIVE BOOKBINDING FOR ADULTS Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. Create your own blank books and journals through a variety of bookbinding techniques, including Japanese stab-binding, accordion-flag and more.Call 520-594-5285 or visit Eckstrom-Columbus Library to sign up. Fri., Sept. 2, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Free.

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The Lebowski Cycle: Joe Forkan Through Sept. 25 University of Arizona Museum of Art, 1031 N. Olive Road 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday, with extended hours until 7 p.m. on Thursday. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. Closed Labor Day, Monday, Sept. 5. $8 general; $6.50 for seniors age 65 and up; free for children, students, UA faculty and staff, museum members, military personnel, and visitors with SNAP card or tribal ID. 621-7567; www.artmuseum.arizona.edu Joe Forkan gives an artist’s talk on at 5:30 p.m., Thursday, Sept. 15. The lecture is included in the admission fe

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Don’t Breathe R 2016 • Thriller/Horror • 1h 28m

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4(5 3%0 LIVE MUSIC CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet & DJ Papa Ranger Tucson’s best Reggae Band performing live with DJ Papa Ranger on the breaks. 9:45 9:30pm, $5. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ JUKEBOX JUNQIES RETURN TO ROCK MONTEREY COURT!!! Beautiful venue, great food, delicious drinks, and great dance music all under the desert stars!!! Come out and enjoy Tucson’s beautiful evening!!! 710pm, Free. TAP & BOTTLE Amor Deluxe Naim Amor, Thøger Lund and Bruce Halper play Naim Amor originals and some covers. 8:3010:30pm, Free. THE HUT The Mockingbirds Every Thursday Night Free on 4th Ave Outdoor Concert Series. The Mockingbirds play the best of popular Indie and alternative rock hits every Thursday at Tucson’s only free weekly outdoor concert series and outside stage on 4th Avenue. 10pm- 2am, Free.

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COMEDY & STORYTELLERS CASINO DEL SOL EVENT CENTER Frank Caliendo You won’t want to miss the king of impressions, Frank Caliendo when he takes the stage at the Casino Del Sol Event Center on Friday, September 2! 8 9:30pm, $35+. LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Headliner- Thai Rivera, Shows at 8 & 10:30 Doors open at 7 p.m. Laffs Comedy Caffe is located at: 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. Suite 160. 3238669 MARANA MIDDLE SCHOOL FALCON AUDITORUM Marana Laughs Clean Comedy Shows In a world of increasingly

low standards, there are a few in entertainment committed to staying clean. That is what we do. No bad language or sexual humor. 7:30 9pm, $10 per person $30 per family. STEPHANIE JENKINS First Friday Clean Comedy Show In a world of increasingly low standards, there are still a few in the entertainment business committed to staying clean. We simply do not do blue or off color material. Great MC, 3 comedians, hilarious headliner. Guaranteed Funny or Your Money Back!!! 7:30 9:15pm, $10 and we don’t force you to buy any overpriced appetizers and beveranges.. TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT Tucson Improv presents: The Soap Box Featuring a Tucson celebrity and Tucson’s most aggressive cast of improvisers, The Soap Box is great time every Friday night! See our cast perform improv, based on our special guest story-tellers. Who will be the next to take the stage and tell their tales? Come find out! 910:30pm, $5.

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LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ Headliner- Thai Rivera, Shows at 8 & 10:30 Doors open at 7 p.m. Laffs Comedy Caffe is located at: 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. Suite 160. 3238669 TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT COMEDY BATTLE: Improv Throwdown! Come see a fast-paced, gut-bursting, laughriot of a good time every Saturday at TIM Improv Throwdown! This show features our largest cast performing short form improv in a head-to-head battle for your laughs. Shows feature team games, audience participation, stand-up style jokes and even raps made up on the spot! 7 8:15pm, $5.

3!4 3!4 3%0 LIVE MUSIC CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet & DJ Papa Ranger Tucson’s best Reggae Band performing live with DJ Papa Ranger on the breaks. 9:45 9:30pm, $5. MONTEREY COURT Gabriel Ayala Quintet Monterey Court is pleased to welcome back Yaqui and master guitarist Gabriel Ayala, alongside his Quintet, for a special Labor Day Weekend Event! Dinner reservations: 520-2072429 710pm, $10/$15. ROCKABILLY GRILL Dirty Dice Rockabilly 50s and 60s rock. 811pm, Free. SEA OF GLASS CENTER FOR THE ARTS Paul Gurvitz & The New Army Paul Gurvitz, rock legend and founding member of U.K. rock powerhouses 7:30pm, $15. THE EDGE Velocity Velocity the Band is one of Tucson’s premier rock bands. You will hear rock music from the 80s, 90’s and all through today’s harder rock songs. 9pm- 1am, Free. THE EDGE Live Music Live Music every Saturday night. Visit us on Facebook for band listings. 9pm- 1am, $0.00. THE EDGE Velocity Returns to The Edge We’re back on the upper west side! Featuring music from: AC/DC, Pop Evil, Van Halen, Three Days Grace, Judas Priest, Shinedown, Queensryche, Theory Of A Deadman, Ozzy Osbourne, etc.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Night at the Royal Sun Voted Tucson’s Weekly’s Best Karaoke, hosted by Y Not Entertainment. A friendly bar with great acoustics and a supportive audience. Arizona Craft Beers on tap and great drink specials. 9pm- 2am, No cover. CLUB CONGRESS Saturdaze Dance Party: With DJ Bob Felix, DJ Sid the Kid and Jalph 10pm, Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Herm presents Kitchen Sync Kitchen Sync aka Saturday Nights At La Cocina Restaurant is a refreshing alternative to the typical club scene. Created in 2011, The Kitchen has cemented itself as one of the most fun and unique nightlife spots in town! 10pm- 2am, $3. THE DEPOT SPORTS BAR D&D Karaoke Come the bar that has everything. The Depot is proud to be one of the top 3 places to do Karaoke as voted by Tucson Weekly. D&D Karaoke are your hosts. Come be a star on Fri or Sat. 9pm- 2am, $$. FIVE PALMS STEAK AND SEAFOOD RESTAURANT Sexy Salsa Satudays at Five Palms SEXY SALSA SATURDAYS every Saturday at Five Palms, 3500 E Sunrise. Dance to best Latin music in Tucson, 9:00pm

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Have you experienced a head injury or “concussion” within the past 18 months? We are conducting a study at the University of Arizona to observe how a six-week course of light exposure influences the brain and sleep patterns in people who have had a recent brain injury or “concussion.”

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35. 3%0 LIVE MUSIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Ivan Denis Live Ivan Denis is a local Singer/Songwriter that blends his lyrically infectious originals with some cool takes on some cover songs. He is Americana music at it’s best. 6 8pm, No Cover. BROTHER JOHN’S BEER, BOURBON & BBQ Tucson Jazz Society TJS is one of the nation’s longest running jazz societies. We’re in our 37th year of helping promote and preserve America’s original music – Jazz. 3 6pm, Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12 3pm, free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Johnnie and the Rumblers Performance Johnnie and the Rumblers perform a great selection of 50’s-80’s Classic Rock and a little Country. Visit us at www.jrumblers. com 6:30 9:30pm, Free. NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM Larry Armstong & CopperMoon CopperMoon plays Country/Americana music featuring originals by Larry Armstrong with an emphasis on classic country and the great singer/songwriters. 5:30 8pm, Free. ROCKABILLY GRILL Jam session with deacon Come jam with deacon, bring your instruments, sing, bring your whole band,everyone welcome ,come jam out have your friend see you live on stage. 4 8pm, Free. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Clear country band Come on out to Wilbur’s grill at the Viscount Suite Hotel, where the Clear Country Band will be playing every 2nd and 4th Sunday. They will play from 5pm to 7:30pm. Dust off your dancing shoes and have a good time with us. 5 7:30pm, no cover.

10pm- 2am, Free. THE HUT Open Mic with Cadillac Mountain Acoustic evening with host, bluegrass wizards Cadillac Mountain. All styles acoustic music. No full drum sets please. 6:30 9pm, Free.

-/. 3%0 LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Bryan Dean Trio 6pm, free. CHICAGO BAR Ronstadt Generations y Los Tucsoneses Postmodern American West’, ‘Tucson Roots & Americana’ No better way to spend a Monday night! 8:45 5pm, free. THE GASLIGHT THEATRE The Music of The Blues Brothers Playing to sold-out houses all over the country, this production salutes Chicago’s own blues-loving rabble-rousers: The Blues Brothers! 3 5pm, $19.95.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BLACK CROWN COFFEE Open Mic Mondays It doesn’t matter if you sing, rap, play an instrument, tell bad jokes, recite poetry, whatever. There’s delicious locallyroasted coffee, an audience and a PA. 710pm, Free. Buying drinks highly encouraged, though.. CLUB CONGRESS Nineties House Party: DJ Sid the Kid plays all your favorite 90’s jams 9pm, Free. MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9pm. PEARSON’S PUB Karaoke Wednesday’s & Friday’s w/ Jamie JDJ! (Amazing sound & selection!!) 9pm- 2am, Free. THE SCREENING ROOM Tucson Cabaret Open Mic Tucson’s only variety open mic. Musicians, Comedians, Poets, Writers, Escape Artists, and more. Free event every Monday night in downtown Tucson. 710pm, Free. SKY BAR Skyraoke! Skyraoke is Karaoke at Sky Bar. Enjoy our selection of approximately 24,000 songs with accompanying lyric video projected on three screens viewable from anywhere in the bar. Hosted by MC3D. 8:30pm- 1am, Free. THE EDGE Karaoke Karaoke Sunday through Thursday night 10:00 until close. 10pm- 2am, Free. THE HUT Open Mic with Cadillac Mountain Acoustic evening with host, bluegrass wizards Cadillac Mountain. All styles acoustic music. No full drum sets please. 6:30 9pm, Free.

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