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ATHENS ON FOURTH AVENUE C 500 N. Fourth Ave. 624-6886. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V, Checks. To sup with the gods, one needs to stroll no farther than up Fourth Avenue to Athens on Fourth. A small restaurant where Andreas Delfakis has quietly been serving the best authentic Greek cuisine in Tucson for years. (3-7-02) $-$$ FRONIMOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GREEK CAFĂ&#x2030; C 3242 E. Speedway Blvd. 327-8321. Open daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This unpretentious but attractive family-owned spot provides quick service of the Greek basics, plus burgers and gyros. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s very good Greek food at equally good prices. (2-28-08) $-$$ GREEK HOUSE C 1710 E. Speedway Blvd. 323-1446. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The claims here are true: The food is authentically Greek, inexpensive and ready quickly. For the most part, the food is homemade, not cranked out in some far-away factory. The pita sandwiches are the stars here, although the salads hold their own. Daily specials include pastitsio and moussaka. Several desserts have a Greek twist, but order the baklava for a real treat. (12-05-13) $ OPA! C 2990 N. Campbell Ave., No. 130. 327-2841. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This Greek restaurant on the Campbell Avenue restaurant row offers a full slate of traditional Greek favorites in a hearty, homey atmosphere. Try the souvlaki or perhaps a spanakopita platter or the gyros wrap. Greek beer and wine are available. Raise your glasses and say OPA! (2-14-08) $$-$$$ PELIO GRILL GREEK TAVERNA & CATERING C 994 E. University Blvd. 777-4967. Open MondayWednesday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. V, MC. At the southwest corner of Park Avenue and

University Boulevard, Pelio Grill has a bright, airy space that is conducive to lots of small groups of diners. The food is tasty and served quickly, and the service is friendly. The classics (gyros, dolmathes, calamari, saganaki, etc.) shine, and though the entrĂŠes need a bit more polish, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re still delicious and reasonably priced. The wine selection is limited to mostly Greek choices and there are a few beers on draft. (2-27-14) $$

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CURRY LEAF C 2510 E. Grant Road, No. 100. 881-2786. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. DC, DIS, MC, V. Curry Leaf offers affordable lunch specials, as well as delicious dinner entrĂŠes. The food is fresh; the service is friendly; and the portion sizes are generous for the price. Be sure not to miss out on the soft, buttery garlic naan. (9-15-11) $$ GANDHI C 150 W. Fort Lowell Road. 292-1738. Open daily 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Gandhi offers an expansive menu including a dozen curry dishes, a plethora of tandoori dishes, breads, biryanis (jambalaya-like stews) and other entrĂŠes. Vegetarians, take note: There are more than two dozen dishes offered that are sans-meat. And the buffet may be the best lunch deal in town. As one diner put it, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like â&#x20AC;&#x153;a roller coaster in your mouth.â&#x20AC;? (8-28-03) $-$$ INDIA OVEN C 2727 N. Campbell Ave. 326-8635. Open daily 11 a.m.-2:45 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This cozy little Campbell Avenue restaurant has long been a Tucson favorite for its large (more than 100-plus items) menu. The lunch buffet features a surprisingly good selection of tasty items, and the samosas are consistently fantastic. (4-27-06) $-$$ NEW DELHI PALACE E 6751 E. Broadway Blvd. 296-8585. Open daily 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. New Delhi Palace is a great eastside spot for a quick, inexpensive and tasty Indian lunch buffetâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as long as youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not looking for super-spicy fare. Dinner is served fast and with a smile, and the menu offers an extensive selection of authentic and tasty Indian appetizers, entrĂŠes and desserts, as well as a great international beer selection. (11-4-10) $$-$$$ SAFFRON INDIAN BISTRO NW 7607 N. Oracle Road. 742-9100. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Subtle, delicate preparations in mod, minimalist surroundings. Portions are pricier than at other local Indian restaurants, but large. If you want to taste the heat, you need to ask for it. (9-18-08) $$-$$$ SHER-E PUNJAB

C 853 E. Grant Road. 624-9393. Open daily 11 a.m.-

2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tucked away in an unassuming strip mall, this quiet Indian venue could easily be overlooked. We recommend you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. The long menu offers choices for every palate. We swooned at the sauces â&#x20AC;&#x201C; especially the lamb shahi korma with its creamy texture and nutty flavors. Vegetarians will find so many choices but we recommend the mushroom chili that is rich with seasonings and meltingly tender. And whether you like your naan simple or seasoned you will be happy with Shereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s variations. Plates can be ordered at various levels of heat. Finish your meal with cool kulftee or a sweet bite of gulab jaman. (5-29-14) $$

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BAZILâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S NE 4777 E. Sunrise Drive. 577-3322. Open daily 5-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. This foothills favorite has been serving up plenty of great Italian and Continental cuisine for more than 25 years. A dizzying array of choices, huge portions and friendly service add up to a more-than-pleasant dining experience. The cioppino is outstanding. You wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t walk away hungry. (7-15-04) $$-$$$ CAFFE MILANO C 46 W. Congress St. 628-1601. Open MondayWednesday 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; Thursday and Friday 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Saturday 5:309:30 p.m. CafĂŠ/Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Whether itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s by weekday or weekend night, this downtown spot is a joy. Lunches are affordable and offer sandwiches, soups, salads and pastas. Dinner offers a full menu of Italian staples and house specialties. The patio at night is a great spot to enjoy downtown at its finest. The wine list is intensely Italian but has a price range for every pocket. Desserts and breakfasts also sing of Italy. (10-5-06) $$-$$$ CAFFE TORINO NW 10325 N. La Canada Drive, No. 151. 297-3777. Open Monday 8 a.m.-2 p.m.; Tuesday-Friday 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Saturday 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Sunday 7:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and 4-8 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full

Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Caffe Torino serves gigantic, shareable portions of beautifully executed entrĂŠes. Flavors are authentic, and the menu offers a wide range of options. A well-thought-out wine list and a beautifully decorated space complete the experienceâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t expect a quick meal. (4-21-11) $$-$$$ CARUSOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S C 434 N. Fourth Ave. 624-5765. Open TuesdayThursday and Sunday 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Carusoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s has been around since 1938, and based on the crowds the restaurant draws on the weekends, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be around beyond 2038. The service is warm and friendly while the food is inexpensive and satisfying. Carusoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s patio seating offers a special dining experience. (7-17-03) $-$$ MICHELANGELO RISTORANTE ITALIANO NW 420 W. Magee Road. 297-5775. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. A popular northwest side venue, Michelangeloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is sure to please if you temper your expectations with a note of realism--that note being this is Tucson, and good, authentic Italian fare is very hard to find. (5-2-02) $-$$ NORTH ITALIAN FARMHOUSE

NE 2995 E. Skyline Drive. 299-1600. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. (brunch) and 5-11 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. (brunch) and 5-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Some might say this foothills eatery is noisy, but that just adds to the hip vibe. Meant to evoke the Italian farm country, the food here hits all the right spots. Part of the excitement is the work station that plays a central role in the dĂŠcor and prep. A huge meat slicer cuts the spicy sausages and such paper thin. A pasta machine cranks out fresh tagliatelle and other noodles. The pizzas are unique and pretty, and the panini are crispy and full of flavor. This is a great spot to meet friends for a nosh and a glass of wine, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also quite romantic in a big city, sexy kind of way. (1-10-13) $$-$$$ PIAZZA GAVI

NE 5415 N. Kolb Road. 577-1099. Open Sunday-

Thursday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. For anyone who loved the small trattorias that were the hallmark of the Gavi empire, this place may seem cavernous. But size doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t matter. Gavi brings all its wonderful touches to this roomy eatery: good food, giant portions and friendly service. The choices are plentiful; there are more than 20 types of pasta sauce alone. Pizza is on the menu. So is breakfast. Sandwiches are big enough for two (or three). The wine list leans toward the Italian side, but what else would you expect? Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss the amazing happy-hour deals. (7-12-12) $$-$$$ ROMA IMPORTS

C 627 S. Vine Ave. 792-3173. Open Monday-Thursday

9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Friday-Saturday 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/ No Alcohol. MC, V. Despite its odd location, Roma Imports manages to draw a crowd. Why? Its food rocks. The sandwiches and pasta specials are almost perfect for a causal meal to eat at La Taverna, Romaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in-house dining area. If you want some prepared goodies to take home, or are looking for the perfect ingredients to make your own Italian meal, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fail. And the desserts are amazing, too. (3-8-07) $ TAVOLINO RISTORANTE ITALIANO NW 2890 E. Skyline Drive. 531-1913. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tavolino is now a shiny, chic kind of placeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss a beat in the move. The appetizers are fresh and fabulous. The pastas will delight. (Try the tagliatelle alla Bolognese; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s killer.) Other entrĂŠes, especially those coming off the grill, are great examples of how Italian food is supposed to be. Service is most professional. (8-12-10) $$-$$$ VERONA ITALIAN RESTAURANT

E 120 S. Houghton Road. 722-2722. Open Tuesday-

Sunday 4-9 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V, Checks. With more than four dozen entrĂŠes to choose from, there are options aplenty at Verona. The portion sizes are huge, too. And the taste? Our veal Florentine and chicken picatta were divine, as were the desserts. The far eastside has itself a winner. (11-6-03) $$-$$$ VIROâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ITALIAN BAKERY AND CAFE E 8301 E. 22nd St. 885-4045. Open Tuesday 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Wednesday and Thursday 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V, Checks. This charming little Italian joint serves up meaty sandwiches, fresh breads and pastries, pizzas and a handful of pasta dishes, along with impressive daily specialsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;-including a Sunday breakfast buffet that may be one of the best brunch deals in town. (1025-07) $-$$ VITELLOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S RISTORANTE ITALIANO NW 15930 N. Oracle Road, No. 178. 825-0140. Open Monday 4-8 p.m.; Tuesday-Thursday and Sunday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/ Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. What a pleasant surprise Vitelloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cozy; the staff is friendly; and the menu has just about everything Italian you might crave. The sauces range from a house marinara to a creamy vodka to a rich gorgonzola to a briny white clam. The pizzas

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#(/7 3#!. are also quite good; theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re simple and rustic. Panini, salads, veal, chicken, seafood and dishes are also available. The cannoli is like Nana used to make. (1-13-11) $-$$$ VIVACE C 4310 N. Campbell Ave. 795-7221. Open: Monday â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Thursday 11:00 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9:00 p.m. Friday & Saturday 11:30 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10:00 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. Vivace NE 6440 N. Campbell Ave. 795-7221. AE, D, MC V. Full bar. Full Service. Taking decades of experience, family tradition and commitment to fine service, Vivace continues to be a great dining experience. Many of the pastas are made in house and work well with the assortment of delicious sauces offered. Meat course also please; the osso buco is a classic here. There will always be a fish offering and plenty of wines to pair with whatever you choose. Starters include savory stuffed mushrooms and a huge antipasto plate. Vivace is also known for sinful desserts. (11-20-14) $$-$$$

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CEEDEE JAMAICAN KITCHEN C 5305. E. Speedway Blvd. 795-3400. Open TuesdaySunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Counter/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Yes, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll find jerk chicken here (and oh, what heavenly jerk it is), but there are plenty of other island specialties to choose from as well: curry chicken, oxtails, plantains and more. The side called festival is like a hush puppy, only bigger and better. Desserts are unusual but tasty; the cold drinks refresh. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bob Marley music, and the staff is friendly. The only thing missing here is the beach. (10-21-10) $-$$ Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ISLAND GRILL JA C 3156 E. Fort Lowell Road. 861-2271. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. For a taste of the islandsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;in this case Jamaicaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is the place to go. With fried plantains, jerk in many forms, cool drinks, great reggae and friendly service, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost like youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re on the beach in Montego Bay. The dinners are fabulous and filling thanks to savory red beans and rice, a crispy festival and some slaw. Chicken comes jerked or curried; tilapia is crispy and moist and the desserts are the perfect counterpart to all that heat. There are also Jamaican tacos, a hamburger and beef patties. The prices are perfect. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be heading back soon, for sure, on. (11-14-13) $-$$

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C 2616 N. Campbell Ave. 327-7577. Open Monday-

Friday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Blue Willow has been one of Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite breakfast spots for decades, and it lives up to the hype. Delicious, filling breakfast food is perfect for a causal weekend meal with the family or for a morning-after cure-all. The oasis-like patio makes outdoor dining even better than usual in Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mild months. Despite being known for breakfast, Blue Willow also serves up a tasty lunch and dinner. Get there early for breakfast or prepare to wait (although the awesome gift shop makes the wait much less painful). (5-2-13) $$ BOBOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S RESTAURANT C 2938 E. Grant Road. 326-6163. Open MondaySaturday 5:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 5:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Diner/No Alcohol. MC, V. Long a favorite breakfast spot, Boboâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s serves up enough ham, eggs and pancakes to feed all of Tucson. Lunch specials are iffy, but break-

fastâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;especially the omeletsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;is outstanding. $ BREAD AND BUTTER CAFĂ&#x2030; E 4231 E. 22nd St., No. 101. 327-0004. Open Monday-Saturday 5 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sunday 7 a.m.-1 p.m. CafĂŠ/Diner/No Alcohol. MC, V. For a cheap, fast breakfast or lunch, the Bread and Butter CafĂŠ is a longtime Tucson favorite (although the joint doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t serve butter; go figure). The coffee cup is bottomless and constantly refilled; the eggs are cooked perfectly to order. Be sure to save room for a â&#x20AC;&#x153;wedgeâ&#x20AC;? of homemade pie; dessert is where this cafĂŠ really excels. Expect a wait during peak weekend hours. (4-9-09) $ BUDDYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GRILL E 7385 S. Houghton Road. 881-2226. Open SundayWednesday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V, Checks. Everything from burgers to sophisticated hickory-grilled seafood entrĂŠes are well-prepared and served with panache. $$ CAFE TREMOLO NW 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd., No. 152. 742-2999. Open Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Cafe Tremolo is like a Tucson version of the Hard Rock CafĂŠâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;except with better food. Beautifully presented entrĂŠes, sandwiches and desserts make this an ideal lunch or dinner spot, and if you know anything about classic rock or jazz, you can geek out at the awesome collection of music memorabilia. Friendly service and a full bar make the experience complete. (9-16-10) $$ CLAIM JUMPER

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Thursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. At Claim Jumper, you can expect several things: a wait to be seated, terrific service and portion sizes large enough to feed entire small villages. The dĂŠcor at this California-based chain reminds one of an oversized ski lodge, including lots of wood and a chandelier made of antlers. The food is decentâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go wrong with the salads and the ribsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and be prepared to take a ton of leftovers home. (6-2-05) $$$-$$$$ CODYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BEEF â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; BEANS C 2708 E. Fort Lowell Road. 322-9475. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Grab your cowboy hat, boots and best gal or guy, and head on down to this down-home cowboy heaven. Great cuts of beef and pork done up just right are served with some mighty-fine spicy cowboy beans. Casual to the core, Codyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is the place to get quality steaks at moderate prices. (10-28-04) $-$$ COYOTE PAUSE CAFĂ&#x2030; W Cat Mountain Station, 2740 S. Kinney Road. 8837297. Open daily 7:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. CafĂŠ/Beer and Wine. MC, V. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s out of the way for most folks, but if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re on your way to or from Old Tucson or the Desert Museum, Coyote Pause dishes up reliable breakfast and lunch cafĂŠ standards with a subtle individual touch. (6-5-08) $ CUSHING STREET RESTAURANT AND BAR

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2016 TRANSFORMATIONAL SHIFT CONFERENCE DoubleTree Hotel at Reid Park. 445 S. Alvernon Way. 881-4200. Global Issues. Cosmic Perspectives. Unique Insights. Oct. 21-23, 9 a.m.-6:30 p.m., $245. 928231-6230. http://www.transformationalshiftevents.com/ index.html transformational_shift_events_pr@hotmail. com ANTIQUE, VINTAGE & COLLECTIBLE BOOK FAIR St. Phillipâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Plaza. 4280 N. Campbell 5205292775. Antique, vintage, and collectible book fair at Southern AZ Arts & Cultural Alliance Arts & Crafts Show. Net proceeds benefit the Tell Me A Good Story educational nonprofit. Sat., Oct. 22, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., Oct. 23, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. 975-2904. http://tellmeagoodstory.org/ hawkeye@tellmeagoodstory.org BEAR ESSENTIAL NEWS YOUNG REPORTERS WORKSHOP KVOA TV-4. 209 W. Elm St. 624-2477. Free Young Reporter Workshop for kids in grades 3-8. Kids will meet with professional journalist and learn journalism skills. Sat., Oct. 22, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 792-9930. http://bearessentialnews.com/ads/tucson-yr-workshop-2016 julie@bearessentialnews.com

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JOB HELP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Get the help you need to succeed in your job search! Our computer instructor is available to answer any questions you may have, on a wide variety of computer topics. Topics include resume writing, online job searching, email accounts, internet searching and more. Signup is not required. Mondays, 12-3 p.m. and Thursdays, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. https://pima.bibliocommons.com/events/54861447e5ea83e23900c506 NATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;L. ASSN. OF WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS FALL MEMBERSHIP DRIVE Etherton Gallery. 135 S. Sixth Ave. 624-7370. Bring business cards for informal networking and refreshments with other local business owners. Membership specials for new and returning members. Free with online RSVP: https://www.nawbotucson.org/events/fallmembership-drive-mixer/ More information: 520-3262926. Thu., Oct. 20, 5-7 p.m., Free. 322-0832. https://www.nawbotucson.org/events/fall-membershipdrive-mixer/ info@nawbotucson.org TUCSON BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS FREE WEEKLY MIXER Gringos Cantina and Grill. 5900 N. Oracle Road. 6617362. Aiming to bring people together to keep marketing interesting and enjoyable in a casual free of charge environment. Fridays, 4-7 p.m., . 520.661.7362. http://www.facebook.com/tucsonbusinessprofessionals davidcpena@gmail.com TUCSON BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS HAPPY HOUR NETWORKING MIXER La Parilla Suiza. 2720 N. Oracle Road. 624-4300. TBP will be hosting a Free Networking Happy Hour every Thursday for Business like individuals that would like to build professional relationships with others. Thursdays, 5-7:30 p.m., Free. 520.460.8917. http://www.facebook.com/tucsonbusinessprofessionals davidcpena@ gmail.com

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DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE Down the Rabbit Hole. 6810 E Broadway Blvd STE 102 5202041924. You are placed in a themed room and have 60 minutes to escape! Are you up to the challenge? Thursdays, 4:30-9 p.m., Fridays, 4:30-10 p.m., Saturdays, 1-10 p.m. and Sundays, 1-6 p.m. Continues through Dec. 31, $24/person. 204-1924. http://www. rabbitholetucson.com info@rabbitholetucson.com FALL FESTIVAL Forum at Tucson. 2500 N. Rosemont Blvd. 325-4800. Family Fun Event. Games, Prizes, Music, Food, Dunk Tank, Bounce House & Much More!! Proceeds Benefit The Alzheimerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Association. Sat., Oct. 22, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Game & Food Tickets 4/$1 25/$5 60/$10 150/$20. lclemons@5ssl.com FALL FESTIVAL - THE FORUM AT TUCSON Forum at Tucson. 2500 N. Rosemont Blvd. 325-4800. Family Friendly Fall Festival to Raise Awareness & Funds Benefiting The Alzheimerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Association. Enjoy Music, Games, Dunk Tank, Bounce House, Food & much more! Open to All. Sat., Oct. 22, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Games start .25 cents each. http://www.theforumattucson.com lclemons@5ssl.com FAMILY DAY- MEET A SCIENTIST! The University of Arizona Museum of Art. 1031 North Olive Road 621-7978. Art + Science Fun! Engage with scientists and learn about the arts and sciences through hands on activities. Sat., Oct. 22, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., $8, kids free with paid adult admission. 621-7567. http:// artmuseum.arizona.edu/events/event/family-day-meetscientist artmuseum@email.arizona.edu GOODIES, GOONS, AND GOBLINS- A HALLOWEEN BASH Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. Join some classic monsters for a musical adventure! Halloween comes to life and we learn what is takes to be a Halloween monster. Wear your costume and enter the contest! Sundays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Continues through Nov. 6, $10. livetheatreworkshop@ gmail.com SHABBAT ON THE GO Tucson Jewish Community Center. 3800 E. River Road 299-3000. Celebrate Shabbat at The J Friday at 10AM! Once a month we take our Shabbat celebration â&#x20AC;&#x153;on the goâ&#x20AC;? to various locations in the Tucson community. Locations TBD. Fri., Sept. 16, 10 a.m., Fri., Oct. 21, 10 a.m., Fri., Nov. 18, 10 a.m. and Fri., Dec. 16, 10 a.m., Free. http://tucsonjcc.org

WOW BOOK FIESTA Worlds of Words. 1430 E. Second Street (520)6219340. Teachers can receive two hours of professional developmentMeet Author/IllustratorListen to a readaloudJoin an illustrator workshopEnjoy Snacks Sat., Oct. 22, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 621-9340. wow@email.arizona.edu

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BEHIND THE SCENES: MAMMA MIA UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Step into the platform shoes of Agnetha, Bjorn, Benni and Anni as you learn the music of ABBA’s first hit song and perform it for a showcase audience. Sat., Oct. 22, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $45. 319-0400. http://www. arts-express.org/events-2/?eid=2446 info@arts-express. org

STEPHEN KEYL PERFORMS AMERICANA FOR ORGAN St. Alban’s Episcopal Church. 3738 Old Sabino Canyon Road 296-0791. Stephen Keyl performs music by Copland, Ives, Handy, and 19th-century American virtuosos John Knowles Paine and Dudley Buck. Reflecting Tucson’s Hispanic heritage, the program includes music from 18th-century Oaxaca. Sun., Oct. 23, 3-4 p.m., $15. http://www.stalbansaz.org stalbans@stalbansaz.org SUNDAYS IN THE GARDEN, FALL CONCERT SERIES Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Series showcases a variety of local musicians and music types. Seating is limited - come early. See website for program details. Sundays, 1:30-3 p.m. Continues through Nov. 27, Free with garden admission. http://tohonochulpark.org/sales-and-special-events/

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THE ARIZONA ROSE THEATRE COMPANY PRESENTS HARVEY BY MARY CHASE ZUZI! Theater. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 629-0237. Elwood P. Dowd is charming and kind with one character flaw: his best friend is a 6-foot-tall, invisible white rabbit named Harvey. A comedy for the whole family. Sat., Oct. 15, 7-9:30 p.m., Sun., Oct. 16, 2-4:30 p.m., Sat., Oct. 22, 7-9:30 p.m. and Sun., Oct. 23, 2-4:30 p.m., “Advanced Sale” Adults: $15 Seniors (60 & up)/ Military: $13 Children (12 & under): $8 “At the Door” $2 more. 888-0509. http://www.arizonarosetheatre.com azrosetheatre@gmail.comz AXÉ CAPOEIRA MUSIC AND DANCE THEATRE UA Stevie Eller Dance Theatre. 1737 E. University Blvd. 621-4698. Join Axé Capoeira Music and Dance Theatre for this showcase of exciting choreographed dances, internationally acclaimed capoeira, high-flying acrobatics, invigorating music and dazzling costumes. Sun., Oct. 23, 1-2:30 p.m., $20. 990-1820. http:// www.flavorus.com/event/Ax-Capoeira-Music-and-Dance-

CARNIVAL OF ILLUSION: MAGIC, MYSTERY & OOOH LA LA! Scottish Rite Grand Parlour. 160 South Scott Ave 6228364. Carnival of Illusion conjures an evening of oldworld magic by blending their international travel theme with all the charms of a Vaudeville-inspired roadshow (without the dirt!) All shows sell out. Carnival of Illusion is Magic, Mystery, and Oooh La La! Saturdays, 5:30 p.m., Sat., Oct. 3, 8 p.m. and Saturdays, 5 and 8 p.m. Continues through April 22, $35+. 615-5299. http:// www.carnivalofillusion.com thrills@carnivalofillusion. com THE EDWARDS TWINS - WORLD FAMOUS IMPERSONATORS! The Gaslight Music Hall. 13005 N Oracle Rd 5291000. Sonny & Cher, Elton John, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Celine Dion, Bette Midler, Barbra Streisand, Andrea Bocelli, and more hosted by The Edwards Twins! Fri., Oct. 21, 7-8:30 p.m., $35-$55. 529-1000. http://www.gaslightmusichall.com heather. gaslight@gmail.com ESPERANZA DANCE PROJECT SEEKS DANCERS Rincon/University High School. 421 N. Arcadia Ave. 232-5600. Esperanza Dance Project seeking dancers with intermediate/ advanced experience in modern dance, interns, and volunteers for 2016-2017 season. Contact esperanzadanceproject@gmail.com www.esperanzadanceproject.orghttps://youtu.be/EPo83N6rrlc Mondays, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m., Free. 302-3590. http://www.esperanzadanceproject.org esperanzadanceproject@gmail.com FRANKENSTEIN The Gaslight Theatre. 7010 E. Broadway Blvd. 8869428. As a storm rages outside the Frankenstein Castle, Victor Frankenstein works feverishly in his laboratory to bring his experiment to life. What will he discover?! Tuesdays-Thursdays, 7-9 p.m., Fri., Sept. 2, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 3-5 p.m., Fridays, Saturdays, 8:30-

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DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Karaoke Night at the Royal Sun Voted Tucson’s Weekly’s Best Karaoke, hosted by Y Not Entertainment. A friendly bar with great acoustics and a supportive audience. Arizona Craft Beers on tap and great drink specials. 9pm- 2am, No cover. BRODIE’S TAVERN Karaoke Every Sunday Afternoon 3pm7pm w/ Jamie JDJ !! Afternoon Karaoke At Brodies Tavern!! Jamie JDJ carries the BEST sound available on the market today! We’ll be at the back bar from 3pm ‘til 7pm Every Sunday!! Free. CANOA HILLS SOCIAL CENTER GVR Dance Club Monthly Dance Live music provided by Tucson’s favorite bands. Light snacks, soda, set-ups provided. BYOB. Casual to dressy dance attire. We hope to see you there! Everyone is Welcome. 7 9:30pm, $12. CLUB CONGRESS Saturdaze Dance Party: With DJ Bob Felix, DJ Sid the Kid and Jalph 10pm, Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Herm presents Kitchen Sync Kitchen Sync aka Saturday Nights At La Cocina Restaurant is a refreshing alternative to the typical club scene. Created in 2011, The Kitchen has cemented itself as one of the most fun and unique nightlife spots in town! 10pm- 2am, $3. PEARSON’S PUB Karaoke Dance Party Every Wednesday & Friday 9pm-2am! $3 YOU-CALL-IT’S !! KARAOKE madness begins this WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY NIGHT!! Sing like you’re with a band!! The BEST sound available by Jamie JDJ!! Free. THE HUT Open Mic with Cadillac Mountain Acoustic evening with host, bluegrass wizards Cadillac Mountain. All styles acoustic music. No full drum sets please. 6:30 9pm, Free.

35. /#4 LIVE MUSIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Ivan Denis Live Ivan Denis is a local Singer/Songwriter that blends his lyrically infectious originals with some cool takes on some cover songs. He is Americana music at it’s best. 6 8pm, No Cover. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12 3pm, free. ROCKABILLY GRILL Jam session with deacon Come jam with deacon, bring your instruments, sing, bring your whole band,everyone welcome ,come jam out have your friend see you live on stage. 4 8pm, Free. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Clear country band Come on out to Wilbur’s grill at the Viscount Suite Hotel, where the Clear Country Band will be playing every 2nd and 4th Sunday. They will play from 5pm to 7:30pm. Dust off your dancing shoes and have a good time with us. 5 7:30pm, no cover.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS THE FLYCATCHER Laughing Liberally Comedy Showcase Laughing Liberally Comedy Showcase presents our 2016 Election Spectacular! Phil Gordon, Mo Urban and Alex Kack host top local comics lampooning national,

5D=P PK HEOPAJ PK =J@ SDANA PK @K EP state and local politics. 8 9:30pm, Free.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRODIE’S TAVERN Karaoke Every Sunday Afternoon 3pm7pm w/ Jamie JDJ !! Afternoon Karaoke At Brodies Tavern!! Jamie JDJ carries the BEST sound available on the market today! We’ll be at the back bar from 3pm ‘til 7pm Every Sunday!! Free. CLUB CONGRESS YNot Karaoke You can join YNot Karaoke here at the Hotel Congress every Sunday from 10pm-2am for FREE. Cap off your weekend the right way, singing with your friends! 10pm, Free. PEARSON’S PUB Karaoke Dance Party Every Wednesday & Friday 9pm-2am! $3 YOU-CALL-IT’S !! KARAOKE madness begins this WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY NIGHT!! Sing like you’re with a band!! The BEST sound available by Jamie JDJ !! Free. THE EDGE Karaoke Karaoke Sunday through Thursday night 10:00 until close. 10pm- 2am, Free. THE HUT Open Mic with Cadillac Mountain Acoustic evening with host, bluegrass wizards Cadillac Mountain. All styles acoustic music. No full drum sets please. 6:30 9pm, Free. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Hana’s Sunday Twilight Argentine Tango Milonga Class runs from 4 to 4:30 p.m. in the atrium, followed by social tango dancing. Pete Swan and his all star jazz event follow at 7 p.m. in Wilbur’s. $10.

-/. /#4 LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Bryan Dean Trio 6pm, free. CHICAGO BAR Ronstadt Generations y Los Tucsoneses Postmodern American West’, ‘Tucson Roots & Americana’ No better way to spend a Monday night! 8:45 8:30pm, free. THE FLYCATCHER The Flycatcher presents We Roll/Finite Fiction/Jess Matsen Live music at The Flycatcher We Roll Finite Fiction Jess Matsen 9:30pm-12:30am, Free. THE ROCK Reel Big Fish Reel Big Fish. All ages show. Bar with proper ID. 711:45pm, $20.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC BRODIE’S TAVERN Karaoke Every Sunday Afternoon 3pm7pm w/ Jamie JDJ !! Afternoon Karaoke At Brodies Tavern!! Jamie JDJ carries the BEST sound available on the market today! We’ll be at the back bar from 3pm ‘til 7pm Every Sunday!! Free. CLUB CONGRESS Monday House Party 9-10pm ~ $.80 wells 10-11pm ~ $.90 wells 11pm-1am ~ $2 wells, $3 Special (PBR and well shot) Music from DJ Sid the Kid 10pm- 2am, Free. CLUB CONGRESS Nineties House Party: DJ Sid the Kid plays all your favorite 90’s jams 9pm, Free. THE SCREENING ROOM Tucson Cabaret Open Mic Tucson’s only variety open mic. Musicians, Comedians, Poets, Writers, Escape Artists, and more. Free event every Monday night in downtown Tucson. 710pm, Free. SKY BAR Skyraoke! Skyraoke is Karaoke at Sky Bar. Enjoy our selection of approximately 24,000 songs with accompanying lyric video projected on three screens

viewable from anywhere in the bar. Hosted by MC3D. 8:30pm- 1am, Free. THE EDGE Karaoke Karaoke Sunday through Thursday night 10:00 until close. 10pm- 2am, Free. THE HUT Open Mic with Cadillac Mountain Acoustic evening with host, bluegrass wizards Cadillac Mountain. All styles acoustic music. No full drum sets please. 6:30 9pm, Free.

TRIVIA GAMES SKY BAR Team Trivia Team Trivia at Sky Bar takes place every Monday at 7pm. There is no limit on the size of the team. Free to join. Prizes are awarded from Brooklyn Pizza. 7 8:30pm, Free.

45% /#4 LIVE MUSIC CHICAGO BAR Open Jam with Deacon Bring your instruments. Everyone over 21 years of age is welcome. 8:30pm-12:30am, free. SKY BAR Jazz Night Jazz Night at Sky Bar features Tucson icon Tom Walbank at 6:30pm followed by Haboob or Naim Amor at 8:30pm every Tuesday. No cover. 6:3010:30pm, Free. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Hurricane Carla presents the Louis Prima Show Starring Rebecca Carlson and Keith Joe Dick. 50s-style Vegas entertainment with a 7-piece band. Songs like “Jump, Jive and Wail,” “Under My Skin,” “Old Black Magic,” and “Just a Gigolo.” 6:30 8:30pm, No charge, but you are required to purchase drinks or food..

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS SURLY WENCH PUB Comedy at The Wench Oh Shnaps! We have yet another fantastic show coming up for you! We have: Curt Fletcher, Jennifer Finley Bethany Evans, Nancy Stanley, Derek McFarland, & Steena Snickerdoodle! Join us! 911:30pm, Free Admission.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC AL J’S BAR Twisted Tuesday Twisted Tuesdays At Al J’s Bar featuring the best in Hip Hop, Reggaeton, Latin, and top 40 live dj Starting dec 2 9pm- 2am, 3. ALOFT TUCSON UNIVERSITY Tucson Blues Dancers Tucson Blues Dancers - FREE Blues dancing lesson every Tuesday from 7-8 p.m. (Tips happily accepted.) Open dancing 8-11 p.m. Blues dancing enhances every other form of dance - all about connection and musicality. Easy to learn. No partner needed. All ages. Food, beverages, free parking. Great DJ’d music. 711pm, Free. PEARSON’S PUB Karaoke Dance Party Every Wednesday & Friday 9pm-2am! $3 YOU-CALL-IT’S !! KARAOKE madness begins this WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY NIGHT!! Sing like you’re with a band!! The BEST sound available by Jamie JDJ !! Free. SURLY WENCH PUB The 333 Club Club going up on a Tuesday? Why yes, yes it is. Live disc jockeys play an assortment of recorded music for your dancing pleasure. Complimentary entertainment. 10pm- 2am, Free. THE EDGE Karaoke Karaoke Sunday through Thursday night 10:00 until close. 10pm- 2am, Free.

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TRIVIA GAMES CLUB CONGRESS Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz Join us every Tuesday on the Hotel Congress plaza for 8 rounds of madness and flaunt your pop-culture knowledge for a chance at tons of great prizes! 8pm, Free. CLUB CONGRESS Geeks Who Drink 8 rounds, 5 chances to win free drinks and a grand prize of a $25 Hotel Congress gift certificate. 8pm, Free.

7%$ /#4 LIVE MUSIC BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Titan Valley Warheads 7pm. CHICAGO BAR Bad News Blues Band Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Best Blues Band to cure your hump day blues. 7:45pm-12:45am, $3, Free before 9pm. CHICAGO BAR Bad News Blues Band LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Miss Lana Rebel and Kevin Michael Mayfield 6:30pm. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Adara Rae Adara Rae is a local singer/songwriter in Tucson, AZ with a folk-pop feel. At a young age she has played in multiple local festivals and events as well as the 710pm, Free. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Kenny Alan Erickson singer songwriter Kenny plays styles that blossomed into Americana music. He sings unforgettable originals with a song in 6/8 time for Woodieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sake and a gospel number for Dylanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sake. 6 9pm, Free.

OUTLAW SALOON Jam with the Done Deal Band Come play or sing with Tucson music legends Ricky Rae (drummer) and John Walton (bassist) on Wednesday nights. Drums, mics, and PA are provided. You can even bring your whole band to take over the stage for a set! 811pm, $0. ROADRUNNER THEATRE COMPANY Singer/Songwriter Series Competition The singer/songwriter competition is open to ages 16 and over! No entry fees! Limited space! Call 520-904-0857 to enter and for more info! 6:30 9pm, $12. TOUGH LUCK CLUB Tough Luck Club Presents: Ameripolitan Night w/ The Jim Howell Band The Jim Howell Band will be honky-tonkin down in the basement at Tough Luck Club for Ameripolitan Night; a celebration of all things country. Coors and whiskey for $4. 810pm, Free.

COMEDY & STORYTELLERS CLUB CONGRESS Hotel Congress Presents The Coven Your host Magic Kenny Bang Bang & his dark apprentice, Miss Midnight â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ravenâ&#x20AC;? Melange, invite you to the one room that survived the hotel fire of 1934. Shows at 7/9pm 711pm, $15.

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#)49 7%%+ CONTINUED FROM PAGE 22 SILENT ANATOMIES EXHIBIT UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. Altered medical ephemera, text and image art objects by Monica Ong through October, at the UA Poetry Center. Oct. 1-31, Free. http://korepress.org UA PROSE SERIES READING: BENJAMIN RYBECK, NATASHA STAGG, AND LAWRENCE LENHART UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. The UA Prose Series presents three recent University of Arizona MFA Program in Creative Writing alumni, each reading from new books. Thu., Oct. 20, 7 p.m., Free. http://poetry.arizona.edu/calendar/ua-prose-series-benjamin-rybeck-natasha-stagg-and-lawrence-lenhart poetry@ email.arizona.edu UNSILENCING ANATOMIES: PUBLIC HEALTH DIGITAL STORIES SCREENING YWCA Tucson. 525 Bonita Ave. 884-7810. A Q&A and curated screening of digital stories focused on public health issues made with Creative Narrations over the past 10 years by Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s underserved communities. Drinks and refreshments served. Fri., Oct. 21, 6-8 p.m., Free. http://korepress.org

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Doubletree Hotel on Friday, September 30, 2016, at 7pm. Tanto Paronto is one of the men portrayed in the movie, 13 Hours Thursdays, 7-9 p.m., $35. 520.409.9269. http://fragaz.org/category/blog/ marypreble@msn.com â&#x20AC;&#x153;PREHISTORY OF THE SOUTHWESTâ&#x20AC;? 20-HOUR CLASS WITH ARCHAEOLOGIST ALLEN DART AT OLD PUEBLO ARCHAEOLOGY CENTER Old Pueblo Archaeology Center. 2201 W. 44th St. 7981201. Ten weekly evening class sessions in the study of the American Southwest over the past 13,000-plus years. Taught by registered professional archaeologist. Registration required. Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Continues through Nov. 15, $95. http://oldpueblo.org info@oldpueblo.org â&#x20AC;&#x153;RECREATING PREHISTORIC MAVERICK MOUNTAIN SERIES POLYCHROME POTTERY WORKSHOPâ&#x20AC;? WITH ANDY WARD AT OLD PUEBLO ARCHAEOLOGY CENTER Old Pueblo Archaeology Center. 2201 W. 44th St. 7981201. Students will process raw materials, form pottery using the coil-and-scrape method, slip, polish and paint pottery using authentic materials, tools and techniques, then fire our pottery in a mesquite bonfire. Sundays, 2-5 p.m. Continues through Nov. 6, $79. http://oldpueblo.org info@oldpueblo.org â&#x20AC;&#x153;THIRD THURSDAY FOOD FOR THOUGHTâ&#x20AC;? DINNER LECTURE â&#x20AC;&#x153;WHEN ROMANS VISITED TUCSON: THE LEAD CROSS CONTROVERSYâ&#x20AC;? WITH ARCHAEOLOGIST DR. TODD W. BOSTWICK U Like Oriental Buffet Asian Cuisine. 5101 N. Oracle Rd. 293-5168. This talk tells the story of unusual lead artifacts discovered in 1924 deeply buried near Silverbell Road in Tucson, and the controversies that continue to surround them. Reservation required. Thu.,

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CONVERSATIONS ON PRIVACY Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. This fall, join the UA College of Social & Behavioral Sciences for a series of discussions with national experts who will explore the benefits and dangers of the digital age. Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. Continues through Nov. 16, Free. 547-3040. http://sbsdowntown. arizona.edu/

SHOULD I NOT RETURN Woods Memorial Branch Library. 3455 N. First Ave. 594-5445. Join intrepid explorer Jeff Babcock as he recounts his harrowing 1967 mountain climbing ordeal on Alaskaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 20,310 foot Denali (aka Mt. McKinley), North Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s highest peak. Wed., Oct. 26, 6-7 p.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov

FENG SHUI: THE IMPACT OF THE BUILT ENVIRONMENT Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. This presentation will introduce Feng Shui and the concept of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;energyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; which emanates from the physical form of the environment. Enhance the way you interpret the world! Thu., Oct. 20, 12-1 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov/ askalibrarian@ pima.gov

SPACE DRAFTS: EXPLORING MARS IN 3D & EXOPLANET JEOPARDY Borderlands Brewing Company. 119 E. Toole Ave. 2618773. Join UA planetary scientist Sarah Sutton to explore Mars in 3D and come play exoplanet jeopardy with UA astronomy educator Prof. Ed Prather! Wed., Oct. 26, 7:30-8:45 p.m., Free. http://astronomyontap. org/locations/tucson-az/

LIVING WITH NATURE - â&#x20AC;&#x153;OURâ&#x20AC;? BIRDS AND WHERE THEY COME FROM Pima Community College, Downtown Campus, Amethyst/Community Room. 1255 N. Stone Ave. 2067260. Many bird species live in Arizona that we consider â&#x20AC;&#x153;ourâ&#x20AC;? birds, like our state bird the Cactus Wren. Join us for a virtual journey of birds in our region. Mon., Oct. 24, 6-8 p.m., Free. 209-1812. http://www.tucsonaudubon.org/lwn events@tucsonaudubon.org

VAIL, THE TOWN BETWEEN THE TRACKS Arizona History Museum. 949 E. Second St. 628-5774. Enjoy an entertaining and educational talk on the history of Vail, Arizona with J. J. Lamb. This is a brown bag meeting so bring your own meal. Thu., Oct. 20, 6-8 p.m., Free. 730-6456. azpathfindersahs@gmail.com

MARVELOUS MOTHS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. This program, led by Jeff Babson of Sky Island Tours, will present the amazing diversity of moths and explore the (mostly) nocturnal world of these fascinating insects. Sat., Oct. 22, 9-11 a.m., $25, $20

VAIL, THE TOWN BETWEEN THE TRACKS Arizona History Museum. 949 E. Second St. 628-5774. Join Pathfinders for a talk on the history of Vail, Arizona with preservation activist J. J. Lamb. Brown Bag meeting, bring your own meal. azpathfindersahs@gmail.com or 520-730-6456 Thu., Oct. 20, 6 p.m., Free. 7306456. azpathfindersahs@gmail.com

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