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9TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY BAZAAR Mercado San Agustín. 100 S. Avenida del Convento. 461-1110, ext. 8. Eat. Drink. Shop & Be Merry! A Tucson tradition with 70 artists, makers and collectors bring together a holiday market to fit everyones gift needs. Fri., Dec. 16, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat., Dec. 17, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun., Dec. 18, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. 520 461 1107. http://mercadosanagustin.com/ vendor@mercadosanagustin.com

TREEHOUSE CHRISTMAS TREES HOLIDAY MARKET Treehouse Christmas Trees. 2604 N. Speedway 214668-3658. Come gear up for the holidays with the gang over at Treehouse Christmas Trees! There will be tons of local vendors, snacks, trees, wreathes and holiday cheer. Sat., Dec. 17, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Free. https:// www.facebook.com/events/1305375736192446/

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CHRISTMAS CANTATA Trinity Presbyterian Church. 400 E University Blvd 6232579. The Trinity choir, under the direction of Dr. Bruce Chamberlain, presents “What Sweeter Music,” a Christmas cantata with orchestral accompaniment. Free and open to the public. Sun., Dec. 18, 10:30 a.m., Free. 623-2579. http://trinitytucson.org

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Experience the sci-fi spectacular 2001: A Space Odyssey in mind-blowing 70mm on The Loft’s big screen! Sun., Dec. 18, 2 p.m. and Tue., Dec. 20, 7:30 p.m., $9.50. 322-5638. https://loftcinema.org/ film/2001-a-space-odyssey/ info@loftcinema.org

JEWISH VOICE FOR PEACE CHANUKAH ACTION AGAINST ISLAMOPHOBIA Pami Keenan, J.D.6401 N. Mesa View Drive 5202991722. Join your community and Jewish Voice for Peace on the darkest day of the year, as we light the flame of social justice and take a stand against Islamophobia. Wed., Dec. 21, 5-6 p.m., Free. 2991722. https://www.facebook.com/ events/1369414586443621/

ELF Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. Join us at the Fox for holiday fun for all with Elf! Tue., Dec. 20, 2-4 p.m. and Wed., Dec. 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $7. 547-3040.

LA FIESTA DE GUADALUPE DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. This annual festival celebrates Mexico’s patron saint with outdoor performances by youthful mariachi and folkloric groups, a Yaqui deer dance ceremony, and Las Posadas procession. Sun., Dec. 18, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. cs@degrazia.org LOVE LOCAL PARADE OF LIGHTS VIEWING PARTY Downtown Clifton Hotel. 485 South Stone Avenue Tucson, Arizona 85701 520.623.3163. Join Local First and the Downtown Clifton Hotel for a viewing party of the 22nd annual Tucson Parade of Lights. $20 for adults, $8 kids and localists. Sat., Dec. 17, 5-10 p.m., $20. http://www.localfirstaz.com/events/parade-of-lightstuc

FLASHBACK FILM SERIES The Screening Room. 127 E. Congress St. 882-0204. Your favorite cult films ‘flashback’ on our 23’ wide screen! Every Saturday there’s a FREE raffle for a framed poster of that film. The series starts January 9-10 with Pulp Fiction, Jan 16-17 Chicago, Jan 22-24th Public Enemy, Jan 31-Feb 1 Groundhog Day. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 p.m. and Fridays, Saturdays, 10 p.m., $5. http://www.screeningroomtucson.com FOOTLIGHT PARADE Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. In Footlight Parade, James Cagney stars as a Broadway producer on his way out due to the Depression-era public’s preference for talking pictures over stage musicals. Wed., Dec. 21, 7:30 p.m., $9.50. 322-5638. https:// loftcinema.org/film/footlight-parade/ info@loftcinema.org

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&2) $%# LIVE MUSIC BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Tiny House of Funk Join Connie (Mama) Brannock and the Tiny House of Funk musicians for music to make your feet smile, Sonoran Soul and Deep-Fried Blues. 7 9pm, Free. BROTHER JOHNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BEER, BOURBON & BBQ 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Gentlemen Live every Friday Night! Tucsons best 80s Party Only at Brother Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Voted 2016 best new resturaunt by the Tucson Weekly Best of Tucsonâ&#x201E;˘ 9:00pm -12:00am 9pm-12am, Free. BROTHER JOHNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BEER, BOURBON & BBQ 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Gentlemen Retro Friday Nights Live! For over eight years 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Gentlemen perform classic new wave, rock and pop hits live every Friday at Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best retro â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s themed live music night. 9pm-12am, Free. CASCADE LOUNGE Jazz Fungibles Live Jazz with Mike Moynihan, Jack Wood and a variety of Tusconsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s top jazz artists 811pm, Free. CHICAGO BAR In Tha Zona Playing R&B, funk and soul 9:30 1:45pm, $5/$3 Military. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30pm. THE FLYCATCHER Los Guapos 2nd Album Release Party Los Guaposâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Album Release Show with special guest The Eulogy Project. Music starts at 9pm, 21+, Free! 9pm- 1am, Free. FOX TUCSON THEATRE Merry-Achi Christmas: Featuring Mariachi Sol de Mexico de Jose Hernandez The expression of MĂŠxicoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s authentic musical heritage lives on through Sol de MĂŠxico! Sol de MĂŠxico embraces the romanticism of MĂŠxicoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s land, people and beauty of the heart. 7:30pm, $24-$58. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; JUKEBOX JUNQIES RETURN TO ROCK MONTEREY COURT!!! Beautiful venue, great food, delicious drinks, and great dance music all under the desert stars!!! Come out and enjoy Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beautiful evening!!! 710pm, Free. THE ROCK Rob Stone Rob Stone. 16+ only. Bar with ID. 811:45pm, $22.50. SCHRIERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SPORTS GRILL Brew of A Sports Grill Live local music every Friday night! 9pm- 1am, Free. THE SCREENING ROOM Friday Night Live Music Live, local bands every Friday Night! Starts at 9pm, $5 cover. Enjoy beer, wine, and pizza all night. All ages. Must show valid ID for alcohol. 9pm- 1am, $5.

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COMEDY & STORYTELLERS LAFFS COMEDY CAFFĂ&#x2030; Headliner- Ron Morey, Shows at 7 & 9:30 Doors open at 7 p.m. Laffs Comedy Caffe is located at: 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. Suite 160. TIM COMEDY THEATER Improv Throwdown! A head-tohead improv comedy battle reflecting the style of Whose Line is it Anyway. We throw down every Saturday evening at 7PM for your laughter. 7 8pm, $5. TUCSON IMPROV MOVEMENT COMEDY BATTLE: Improv Throwdown! Come see a fast-paced, gut-bursting, laughriot of a good time every Saturday at TIM Improv Throwdown! This show features our largest cast performing short form improv in a head-to-head battle for your laughs. Shows feature team games, audience participation, stand-up style jokes and even raps made up on the spot! 7 8:15pm, $5.

35. $%# LIVE MUSIC BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES Ivan Denis Live Ivan Denis is a local Singer/Songwriter that blends his lyrically infectious originals with some cool takes on some cover songs. He is Americana music at itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best. 6 8pm, No Cover. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12 3pm, free. ROCKABILLY GRILL Jam session with deacon Come jam with deacon, bring your instruments, sing, bring your whole band,everyone welcome ,come jam out have your friend see you live on stage. 4 8pm, Free. ST. MARKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH The Helios Ensemble presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Bach Christmasâ&#x20AC;? Holiday choral music with the Helios Ensemble! Bach Christmas Oratorio, Stephen Paulus and more, directed by Benjamin Hansen. Tickets $20, students $10, discounted advance tickets at www.heliosensemble.org. 4 5:30pm, $20, students $10. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Clear country band Come on out to Wilburâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grill at the Viscount Suite Hotel, where the Clear Country Band will be playing every 2nd and 4th Sunday. They will play from 5pm to 7:30pm. Dust off your dancing shoes and have a good time with us. 5 7:30pm, no cover.

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BALLET RINCON PRESENTS THE NUTCRACKER BALLET! Vail Theatre of the Arts. 10701 E. Mary Ann Cleveland Way. 879-3925. You are cordially invited to join Tucson’s own Ballet Rincon as it presents its 15th Annual production of Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker Ballet! 12/16 and 12/17 7pm 12/17 2pm Dec. 16-17, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 17, 2-4 p.m., $10-16. 574-2804. https://www.facebook.com/events/1111433035640787/ dance@ballet-rincon.com BALLROOM BOOTCAMP Santa Rita Ballroom. 435 E. 9th Street 275-7931. Learn to dance Latin, Swing, and Ballroom or master the steps you have already learned; meanwhile, build strength, flexibility, balance, endurance, technique, musicality, style, and more. No dance partner needed! Mondays, Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6:30-7:30 a.m. and Fridays, 4-5 p.m., $10 per class. 275-7931. http://www.santaritaballroom.com/ ballroom-bootcamp.html santaritaballroom@gmail.com BELLY DANCE FUSION CLASS FOR BEGINNERS Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Fun beginners class, taught by Lykiska Tribal Fusion Bellydance troupe. We’ll learn body isolation, basic movements, tribal combos, group dynamics, and how to follow leader’s cues. Wear comfortable clothes. Sundays, 5-6 p.m., $10 cash. FREE COUNTRY DANCE LESSONS Outlaw Saloon. 1302 W. Roger Road. 888-3910. FREE beginner Country Dance lessons feature a different

dance every month. Each week’s lesson builds on the previous week, so be sure to attend every Saturday! Saturdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m., Free. pizzazz2@hotmail. com HIP HOP CARDIO Floor Polish. 215 N Hoff Ave, Suite 107 333-5905. Shake it and get down n’ dirty to hip hop, reggaeton, & pop. This class gets your heart rate up with fierce dances, and also breaks down key moves. Thursdays, 7-8 p.m., $6. http://www.floorpolishdance.com LEARN EAST COAST SWING/JITTERBUG DANCE FOR THE HOLIDAYS Tucson Jewish Community Center. 3800 E. River Road. 299-3000, ext. 106. Beginning east coast swing/jitterbug dance class: non jcc members/singles/couples are welcome. one class builds onto the next. call jcc 520299-3000 to sign up. $50/$60 non members all six weeks. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. Continues through Dec. 27, $60. 299-3000. adowe@tucsonjcc.org LEARN TO SALSA DANCE FOR THE HOLIDAYS Tucson Jewish Community Center. 3800 E. River Road. 299-3000, ext. 106. Beginning romantic salsa dance class: Non jcc members/singles/couples are welcome. one class builds onto the next. call jcc 520-299-3000 to sign up. $50/$60 non members. Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. Continues through Dec. 27, $60. 299-3000. adowe@ tucsonjcc.org LET’S GET TO STEPPIN’ AGAIN! ZYDECO! Deb Wayne. 2546 E Copper St 248-3032. I am hosting another Zydeco dance. Zydeco music is lively and has lots of rhythm with basis in African music and rock and roll. There are also Zydeco waltzes and slower songs to enjoy. The steps are fairly easy to learn and creativity is encouraged. Refreshments served. 6:30 to 9 p.m. Every third Friday and Every third Friday. Continues through July 1, $3. prunella4@hotmail.com MODERN SQUARE FOR NEW DANCERS Old Pueblo Square Dance Center. 613 E. Delano St. 620-1566. No square dance or dancing experience necessary.Singles, couples and families welcome. Low impact exercise and mental stimulation. Dress casual and wear comfortable dance shoes. Light refreshments. All types of music is used. Sundays, 6-7:30 p.m., $5. 820-4749. http://www.tucsonsquaredance.com rickygitt@hotmail.com

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