Tucson Weekly March 22, 2012

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MARCH 22-28, 2012 VOL. 29, NO. 5

OPINION Tom Danehy 4 Turns out Channing Tatum can act. Who knew?

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Ryn Gargulinski 6 Jim Hightower 6 Guest Commentary 8 Mailbag 8

CURRENTS The Skinny 9 By Jim Nintzel and Hank Stephenson

Building Rancor 9 By Tim Vanderpool

Plans for downtown redevelopment summon the ghosts of urban renewal Media Watch 10 By John Schuster

The Cordial Four 11 By Mari Herreras

The latest CD 8 Republican debates suffer from a lack of drama Weekly Wide Web 12 Compiled by Dan Gibson

Police Dispatch 12

An excellent alternative method of birth control.

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Overcoming Abandonment 13 By Brian J. Pedersen

Ask the folks at Equine Voices Rescue and Sanctuary: The Great Recession has not been good to domestic horses The Second Coming 15 By Jim Nintzel

In the race to replace Gabrielle Giffords, can Frank Antenori, Martha McSally or Dave Sitton defeat Jesse Kelly?

Time for Input Some news and notes this week: • I get a steady stream of emails with questions regarding the Best of Tucson®. Here are answers to some of the most-common questions: Voting starts online with the April 5 issue, and will end on May 30. There is no nomination process; our readers say who/what they think is the best in each category, and we tally up the results. We take the summer to count all of the ballots and put together the issue, which will hit the streets on Sept. 27. Any other questions? Send ’em to me at the email address below. • Mark your calendars: Spring Club Crawl® will hit downtown and Fourth Avenue on Saturday, April 21. Allaccess wristbands, for the price of $8, are on sale now at Zia Records—which, as always, is a fantastic deal, given the number of venues/stages (around 25) and bands (80 or so, if not more) included. • Speaking of Club Crawl®: As is the tradition around these parts, we officially kick off Round 1 of readers’ choice voting for the Tucson Area Music Awards (aka TAMMIES) with the Spring Club Crawl®. So, now is the time to ask for feedback: Are there any TAMMIES categories we should add, delete, tweak or otherwise alter? You can look at a list of categories and past winners (going back to the start of the TAMMIES, way back in 1993) on the Music page at TucsonWeekly.com. If you have any feedback or suggestions, again, send them to me at the email address below.

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City Week 22 Our picks for the week

Italian Pleasures 45

TQ&A 24 Leslie Ann Epperson, All Souls documentarian

Gusto Osteria—serving the recipes of Joe Scordato—is a delight, even if there are a few kinks to work out

PERFORMING ARTS

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Mixing It Up 30

MUSIC

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Alvin Ailey Dance Theater mixes two classics with two works by the new director Faith in Science 31

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Many Facets 49 By Eric Swedlund

On their chart-topping second album, the members of fun. get introspective

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Beowulf Alley illuminates a historical tragedy

Soundbites 49

Theater Being Born 32

Club Listings 53

By Gene Armstrong

By Sherilyn Forrester

The New Play Festival brings OPP members’ works to life

VISUAL ARTS City Week listings 34

BOOKS Reveling in Death 37 By Paul Wine

Nine Questions 55 Live 57 Rhythm & Views 60

MEDICAL MJ Problematic Pipe 61 By J.M. Smith

Day of the Dead is a delightful Día de los Muertos primer

A man faces a DUI charge after an officer allegedly ignores the man’s MMJ card

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Comix 63-64 Free Will Astrology 63 ¡Ask a Mexican! 64 Savage Love 65 Personals 68 Employment 69 News of the Weird 70 Real Estate 70 Rentals 70 Mind, Body and Spirit 71 Crossword 71 *Adult Content 65-68

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Tatum, Hill make a hilarious team in 21 Jump Street Film Times 39 Action Atrocity 40 By Colin Boyd

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s everyone knows, last Thursday was the best day of the entire year. It was the first day of the NCAA Basketball Tournament, a day when graveyard-shift workers can join writers and other unemployed people to veg out in front of the TV all day and night, watching nail-biting hoops action. While the next day also has a full slate of games, it’s not quite as fulfilling, because I can’t eat meat on Fridays during Lent, so my snacking choices are limited. However, let it be known that my commitment to my journalistic responsibilities as … whatever the hell I am … is so strong that last Thursday, I forewent the evening slate of NCAA games to drive all the way across Tucson to attend a “debate” featuring the four people running for the Republican nomination in the election to finish out the congressional term recently vacated by Gabrielle Giffords. (If you want real coverage of the event and the upcoming election, Mari Herreras and Jim Nintzel do a bang-up job of it elsewhere in this issue. I’ll just tell you what I saw.) First off, the thing was held at Sabino High School, which, as best as I can figure, is hard by the New Mexico state line. Complicating matters immensely is the fact that I was coming from the far-northwest side. Getting to Sabino from that part of town means packing a survival kit and leaving behind a last will and testament, just in case you don’t make it. If you take the polar route (via Sunrise Drive), you go past Snyder Road, which invariably makes you angry. Snyder Road runs east and west. It heads down into a hollow, where it comes to an end. Not far to the east, on the other side of the hollow, it picks up again. Because Snyder doesn’t go all the way through, people need to go all the way down Sabino Canyon Road, then across on Tanque Verde Road, then back up the Catalina Highway to get to Sabino. It probably adds a half-hour to the drive. I want to know what’s going on down in Snyder Hollow. Is that where they’re keeping the head of Walt Disney? Is there some secret government lab down there where they do experiments on things, including on the head of Walt Disney? Anyway, I finally got to Sabino just as the thing was starting. The well-attended event was being put on the Sabino Teen-Age Republicans. No, really! They seemed like really nice kids, and I certainly don’t want to dog them out, but teenage Republicans?! What, is the Druid Club still on suspension after what happened during last year’s summer solstice? A real test of self-control is whether you can say the phrase “teenage Republicans” without shuddering involuntarily. The kids introduced the government teacher, who graciously serves as the club’s sponsor, but they need to get an

RANDOM SHOTS By Rand Carlson

English teacher in there as well. “Teenage” is never hyphenated. Never. Just check The Associated Press Stylebook, which is just like our Bible, except it doesn’t have all that begattin’ stuff in it. Don’t make me come over there and copy-edit your banner! The four candidates—Dave Sitton, Martha McSally, Jesse Kelly and Frank Antenori—are a rather formidable bunch. If I were a Republican … well, if I were a Republican, I’d probably slit my wrists. But actual Republicans are going to have quite a time deciding for whom to vote in this thing. Sitton, with his long background in broadcasting, is polished and articulate. Antenori is pugnacious and does a good job of playing to the crowd. Kelly is really tall, and McSally has a fixed-glare smile that could have won her roles in any one of several Stanley Kubrick movies. All four have basically the same (wrong) answers to everything. They all think Barack Obama is the worst president of all time, which is hilarious, seeing as how he’s not even the worst president out of the last two. They hate Obamacare; they hate regulations; and they LOVE guns. They’re absolutely rabid for Israel and about coal. Somewhat surprisingly, they all (including the three military vets) want to get out of Afghanistan sooner rather than later, and there was an absolute orgy of saber-rattling concerning a nuclear Iran. They all want unconditional support for whatever Israel does, plus more and more sanctions, backed up by a serious threat of military force. Hey, I’ve got an idea: Why not try force on whoever it is that is keeping Snyder Road from going through, and then we’ll have had a nice warm-up if it ever gets to that point with Iran? The questions were asked by my radio partner, Emil Franzi, and Jon Justice. The latter started off with this long, rambling talk about how his questions often take the form of a long, rambling talk. It was like incestuous speechifying. As the candidates hit the right buttons, the people seated near me would nod and say, “Mmm-hmmm.” That’s the Caucasian version of, “Amen!” uttered by members of a choir that is being preached to. And in this post-civil rights era in American history, there’s certainly nothing wrong with white people having their own political party.

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GARGULINSKI OPINION

This ex-New Yorker has learned: Arizona is meant for motorcycles HIGHTOWER

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rizona makes you do weird things—or at least things you probably would never do if you lived anywhere else in the world. Like wear flip-flops to work because of the heat. Or carry a gun because you can. Or learn to ride a motorcycle. Motorcycles have always been on the list of things that scare me, right beside demons and sharks, thanks to all the horror stories about brains smashed on guardrails and legs ripped off by speeding semis. But then I was forced to move my beau’s bike from the side of the house to the driveway after the homeowners’ association complained. The moment I sat on the seat and gripped the handlebars, a kind of magic flowed through me. I knew I had to ride.

Here’s an amazing fact: Oklahoma is the only state in the union with a U.S. senator worse than its own far-out right-winger, Tom Coburn. That would be Jim Inhofe, the Oklahoma Republican extremist and dedicated nutballist who’s further out than Pluto. For example, Inhofe is completely obsessed with the fantasy that global climate change I also knew I had to have his bike, which he was kind is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by a vast enough to sell me at a massive discount after he found one conspiracy of left-wing environmentalists, he liked even better. So I had the bike, and I had the magic. Democrats, non-evangelical Christians, the Next up was the gear. media and 99 percent of the world’s cliA kick-butt Department of Transportation-approved mate scientists. German helmet was first on the list, followed by a brandHow does he know it’s a hoax? Because new pair of properly heeled riding boots in a somewhat the Bible tells him so! In a radio interview putrid peacock green. Safety glasses are another must. Since with an equally conspiratorial outfit called the cheap goggles that fit over my regular glasses made a Voice of Christian Youth America, this total stranger in the motorcycle-gear store guffaw loudly august United States senator explained that and proclaim, “You look like a f-ing bumblebee!” I knew I the truth is right there in Genesis 8:22: “As had to go for something a bit more stylish. Non-bumblebee long as the Earth endures, seedtime and prescription safety glasses fit the bill. harvest, cold and heat … will never cease.” Insurance, five-year registration and the ridiculously In case that’s too opaque for us infidels, priced vanity plates rounded out the preparations, bringing Inhofe goes deeper: “My point is God’s still the cost before I even changed a gear to some $800. And up there.” It’s outrageous arrogance, spakthat’s only because I already own at least three leather eth the senator, “to think that we, human beings, would be able to change what He is motorcycle jackets. doing in the climate.” Now, the real fun could begin with motorcycle lessons. Ironically, just days after Inhofe’s insightful interview on radio KOOK, two new scienTHIS MODERN WORLD By Tom Tomorrow tific analyses were published, documenting a relentless and fast-worsening rise in the Earth’s sea levels due to the continued warming of our planet. As one of the co-authors of the scientific papers said, the devastating rise of the oceans is “building force while we do almost nothing.” Not to worry, though, for Inhofe assures us that climate change is a hoax, and even if it’s not, it’s God’s work, not the fault of industrial polluters, so we should do nothing to stop them. By the way, a scientific fact that Inhofe never mentions is that he has taken $1.3 million in campaign cash from Big Oil.

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Riding a motorcycle isn’t like riding a bicycle. Nor is it like riding one of those Euro scooter things where you just sit there and pick “fast” or “slow.” You have to master this thing called the clutch. While such a device may be second-nature to anyone who grew up driving a muscle car, it’s not for someone who grew up with a hatchback, and then didn’t own a car for 17 years in New York City. Figuring out the clutch is akin to making your hand do ballet while your foot kicks the gears around. The only problem is the hand ballet and foot-kicking have to match. While tough at first, the clutch eventually becomes secondnature, except when you forget to grab it for a quick stop, or are scared to unleash it when you first take off. Unleash it too slow, and you sputter sideways. Unleash it too quickly, and, well, you can ask my neighbors what happens to the gravel in the front yard when a motorcycle goes roaring through it. Once the clutch is figured out, the rest is gravy—or at least less-lumpy. There’s still that part about learning to stop at an intersection without looking like a Weeble. And taking off from the stop sign without looking like a Weeble on drugs. Keeping an eye on the statistics is another integral part of learning to ride. They can help keep you safer if you use them to lower your odds of dismemberment, death and the brains-on-the-guardrail scenario. The Motorcycle Safety Foundation’s Motorcycle Operator Manual notes that “nearly 40 percent of all riders killed in motorcycle crashes had been drinking.” Don’t drink and ride. The manual also says most motorcycle crashes occur on trips that are fewer than five miles long and at speeds lower than 30 mph. No, that doesn’t mean go faster than 30 mph and travel at least six miles. It means wear your helmet—wear your kick-butt German helmet. It’s also imperative to remember that people driving around in cars tend to “not see” motorcycles, especially at intersections. The manual warns you to keep your eyes on the road, anticipate where you’ll be in the next few seconds, and be prepared to dodge Dodges and Chevys when they cut you off. Book knowledge is dandy, but practice is where you really get to explore all those wobbles, swerves and dodges the manual talks about. With about 18 hours of practice under my helmet, I have yet to take a spill (knock on wood) and have only disrupted the gravel in two front yards. I have learned to stop without stalling, swerve without falling and even park without once again running over the evergreen bush. Best of all: My hand and the clutch are well into their ballet, while my foot kicks the gears in harmony.

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An Open Letter to Mayor Jonathan Rothschild Regarding the Overlay Ordinance Ever since retiring as a city employee in 2011 (after 20-plus years of service), I have avoided all news associated with the city. I left with less faith in government than when I started. All too often, I listened as city management and department directors talked about how “they� knew what was best for Tucson, not the “pesky� residents. By chance, I read the Tucson Weekly article on the new overlay-district ordinance (“Overlay Approved,� Currents, March 8). As I read through the new ordinance, it struck me that it could easily have been written by developers. What are design and environmentally conscious standards that must be met? A trellis? Using native plants (duh)? Shade over a bike rack? Last, but not least, a couple of bump-outs in the building plane? Total cost? A grand more or less, even at retail. The city’s website claims that Tucson has “the progress and innovation of a metropolitan community and the friendly, caring atmosphere of a small town.� The second phrase should be deleted. The planning process for this ordinance does not reflect a friendly, caring atmosphere, unless perhaps you are a developer from out of town. Couldn’t we at least have neighborhoods compromised by a local developer? I’m not opposed to multistory buildings as long as they fit the character of the neighborhood and reflect a human (not monolithic) scale. A developer recently built apartment buildings on a lot in my neighborhood that some could construe as mini-dorms. While single-family homes would have been my preference, the lot is close to a major street with buildings only two-stories tall. I can’t imagine skyscrapers eight to 14 stories high in any Tucson neighborhood. You might as well face up to the looming disaster of the modern streetcar. The money supposedly set aside to operate it will likely be needed to complete construction and pay for the cars. Of course, you noted in your State of the City address that you will be coming to voters in the future with requests for new, dedicated funding sources. Why should disregarded but concerned citizens heed that call? Where do I go to sign the referendum to repeal the ordinance? Cathleen Shirley

Why TUSD launched Mexican-American studies— and why the governing board should fight for the program BY JIM CHRIST

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t is time for the Tucson Unified School District governing board to stand up to Arizona’s bullies. School officials often teach bullies’ victims to seek help from an authority, and this can work. It will not work, however, when state officials themselves become bullies and usurp school-district control. The remaining alternative is the Ernest Hemingway approach: Confront them. The initiative for “Hispanic studies� began as early as 1996. I made its implementation a key plank in my campaign for re-election to the governing board. Tucson’s voters approved. I won reelection by a wide margin, placing second only to Mary Belle McCorkle, who also supported this program to narrow the achievement gap for Hispanic children.

The board voted to create the Hispanic Studies Department in July 1998. Mexican-American studies has been compared to other ethnic-studies programs in TUSD, which emphasize individualized interventions for raising achievement. In fact, the inspiration to create Hispanic studies came from Karen Wynn, who highlighted her department’s successes in elevating achievement among underserved Native-American students. As board clerk, I asked why we could not employ the same strategies with Hispanic youth. The reason was numbers: The Hispanic-studies program emphasized curriculum, because we were asking a tiny staff to impact the performance of thousands of students. Most performance figures since then suggest the effort was successful. Enter the bullies: Tom Horne, John Huppenthal, et al.— officials who opposed TUSD’s Mexican-American studies curriculum. They object to the idea that, by fighting the Mexican War, America may have spread the notions of racial supremacy and territorial expansion along with the blessings of liberty and democracy. They embrace what the New York Herald printed in 1847: “The universal Yankee nation can regenerate and disenthrall the people of Mexico. ‌ It is a part of our destiny to civilize that beautiful country.â€? Today’s bullies agree—the seizure of Mexican land was our “manifest destinyâ€?—and insist courses that question this doctrine be halted, because they “promote racial resentment, ethnic solidarity and revolution.â€? They first legislated to end such coursework, then funded an audit intended to demonstrate that Mexican-American studies did not comply with their new statute. When the audit did not fault the district, they found a pliable administrative judge to twist TUSD’s arm. Finally, they applied a headlock by withholding millions in state aid until the board and its submissive superintendent came to heel.

To their credit, Mexican-American studies supporters have been willing to fight for local control. Board member Adelita Grijalva voted against eliminating the classes, indicating support for appealing the judge’s decision, because, as she stated in an interview on Jan. 5, “The district was never informed of specific violations of the law so they could be addressed.� More defiant, Mayra Feliciano, a representative of the UNIDOS student group, vowed at a press conference that Mexican-American studies lessons would live on. Indeed! House Bill 2281 outlawed “classes or courses.� Perhaps taking teachers out of the classes has not taken Mexican-American studies out of the teachers. Encouraged by the district’s capitulation, though, the state has examined taking more control. Pink-pistol-packing state Sen. Lori Klein entered the fray, armed with legislation aimed at killing “partisan instruction.� Klein’s bill, which was thankfully voted down, would have prohibited teachers from advancing “partisan or political viewpoints.� Administrators not vigorously enforcing the statute would subject their district and themselves to draconian penalties. Clearly, thinking that expurgating classes from the course list would satisfy the bullies is proving to be a historic error. Hemingway probably underestimated the threat when he wrote in 1922 that the bullies had “worn out their welcome� in Italy, but he surely did not repeat his mistake in assessing Spanish bullies in the 1930s. It is time for the TUSD’s leadership to recognize their mistake, throw off the state’s yoke, and litigate for local control. Jim Christ served on the TUSD governing board from 1993 to 2000 and has been an Arizona educator for 38 years. He served for three years as an assistant principal in the Tempe Union High School District before serving for nearly eight years as principal at Secrist Middle School in TUSD.

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a February study session. That’s when council members Karin Uhlich and Regina Romero berated his initial central business district map as too tightly focused on downtown’s core, while ignoring other struggling business corridors. And now Rankin was getting swatted by Kozachik. So why had he failed to tip off the council about creepy condemnation language in a measure it was getting ready to approve? Contacted by phone, Rankin is circumspect. “We knew about it,” he says. “I think I talked at least briefly in the study sessions about redevelopment areas, and one of the things you have to be sensitive to is the fact that redevelopment areas do have this eminent-domain feature to them. But it’s entirely possible that I didn’t. “It is true that one of the things that come along with the designation of a redevelopment area—sometimes called slum and blight area—is specific authority for eminent domain or condemnation, to acquire properties for redevelopment. That is not the purpose behind this particular direction and action of the council.” Rankin adds that the use of eminent domain is already a long shot in light of Proposition 207, a ballot measure passed in 2006 that requires government to compensate owners when its actions reduce property values. The measure was passed with financial support from developers, and from an Illinois-based propertyrights outfit. Regardless, he says his folks are crafting a way out of this legal corner, with plans to nullify any condemnation language in the final ordinance. “Councilman Kozachik is right to point it out,” Rankin says, “and I’ve got some work to do to get the information in front of the mayor and council.” Yup. “If I’m city staff,” Kozachik says, “the first thing that’s going to come out of my mouth (about redevelopment districts) is, ‘You can do that, but understand that it gives us the right to initiate condemnation proceedings. And there might be some collateral damage you may want to consider.’ … For me to have to go dig that out really pissed me off.” Kozachik calls condemnation “very much an open wound” in parts of his ward. As for how the city attorney plans to address this, “they have not gotten back to me,” he says. Or to John Burr. He’s president of the Armory Park Neighborhood Association, and the fellow who sparked this fracas during the February council meeting. Burr worries about the council’s rush to create a slew of zoning changes and business-incentive areas, many of them nipping

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ld ghosts were recently summoned downtown, as the Tucson City Council pondered a new economic cure with timeless, bitter roots. The ghosts were named “Condemnation” and “Demolition.” And in an old town with a long memory, they still haunt with ease. They certainly grabbed headlines 50 years ago, under the gleaming banner of “urban renewal.” That’s when the city cannibalized its soul by condemning and demolishing our wizened barrios, stretching for block after downtown block—and occupied mostly by brown people. In their place, we now have that monument to progress called the Tucson Convention Center. So it’s hardly surprising that a ruckus arose over similar semantics popping up in a latterday scheme to boost downtown development. It was in January when the council began chewing over a possible “central business district,” in which business owners willing to sell their property to the city and then lease it back could be eligible for nearly a decade’s worth of propertytax abatements. In return, they’d be required to improve the property’s value by 100 percent. But under state law, any such district must lie within a formally designated “redevelopment area,” created to address slums and blighted zones. And amid the fine print of that redevelopment statute resides the authority for cities to claim eminent domain over included properties, and have them demolished. Knowledge of this little nugget grew out of a Feb. 28 council meeting, when one local citizen asked how the proposed district might screw with historic neighborhoods encircling downtown. This left Ward 6 City Councilman Steve Kozachik wondering the same thing. Of course, he was in a position to get answers. So after chatting with the chap who actually authored Arizona’s redevelopment law, Kozachik arrived at a disturbing conclusion: After several months of discussion, city attorneys had never mentioned its sweeping powers of condemnation. The councilman was not pleased. He followed with a scorching assessment in his March 7 ward newsletter, noting that a healthy chunk of downtown residents “are still reeling from a similar process by which historic barrios were leveled to make way for the TCC.” Until the condemnation language is neutered, Kozachik wrote, he would yank all neighborhoods in his ward out of the proposed redevelopment area. Which brings us to City Attorney Mike Rankin, who’d already been roughed up during

Michael Keith: “I’ve never seen a council that’s more focused on the people who live in their districts.” on the fringes of downtown’s historic neighborhoods. The central business district is just the latest. While Burr says he’s glad the condemnation specter has received an airing, “it doesn’t ease my fears entirely.” According to Burr, Proposition 207 makes the use of eminent domain more dicey, but hardly impossible. The city attorney “forgot to realize the larger ramifications,” he says. “They are in effect opening themselves up for another round of urban renewal. Which is exactly what was intended by the corporations that sponsored Prop 207 and its 10 or 12 stepchildren all over the country.” Others suggest that the moment is nigh for downtown’s rebirth—and that the council has tight reins on any risks to the neighborhoods. Among them is Michael Keith, who heads the Downtown Tucson Partnership. As Rankin was getting lambasted during that February study session, Keith stepped outside of the council chambers to discuss downtown development. He glanced around drowsy El Presidio Park, as sunlight crested over a forest of government towers. Fear should not be allowed to stall progress, Keith argued. “This is the city’s moment to step up and define itself. And in all the years that I’ve been going to council meetings, I’ve never seen a council that’s more focused on the people who live in their districts.” Nor are they likely to forsake Tucson’s historic core, he said. “That’s what is going to make this a one-of a-kind district that nobody else in the country has. Because the historic neighborhoods are there, that’s what makes it special.” Not everyone, however, puts so much faith in the promise of good intentions. Such as all those ghosts lingering in the shadows of the TCC.

Democrat Ron Barber, a longtime aide to former Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, this week delivered a big gamechange in this year’s Congressional District 2 race: He wants a full term in Congress. Barber says he decided to run for the CD 2 seat after talking to voters about the hard times that they are facing. “I just felt more and more that I really wanted to do more than six months and really tackle these problems,” Barber says. Barber cleared the Democratic field when he got into the special election to complete Giffords’ term in Congressional District 8. He’ll face the winner of the April 17 GOP primary in a June 12 special election that was triggered when Giffords announced her resignation at the end of January. (For more on the GOP primary, see “The Second Coming,” Page 15.) The new CD 2, which was created as part of the state’s redistricting process, eliminates almost the entire advantage that Republicans now enjoy in CD 8 in a favor of a more-or-less even breakdown between Democrats and Republicans. Barber, who has said he never intended to seek public office, tells The Skinny that his thought process has evolved, from when he first said he would try to complete Giffords’ term, to the decision to run in CD 2. He said that he made the final call after talking it over with his family last weekend. “They asked a lot of questions, and they are all in and fully support my decision, and without them, I wouldn’t be doing this,” Barber says. Barber, who was shot twice while standing alongside Giffords during the shooting rampage of Jan. 8, 2011, says that his doctors have given him the green light to run for the full term. “One of the remarkable things that have happened over the last five weeks since I started the campaign is the amount of energy that I’ve gotten from the supporters all across the district,” Barber says. “So when I went back to my doctor to talk about whether I should—or have the ability physically— to run for CD 2, he said, ‘I’ve never seen you look so energized. Obviously, the campaign has helped you get even stronger than you were when you got in.’” Barber’s new ambition is scrambling the plans of other Democrats who announced that they wanted to seek the CD 2 seat later this year. State Rep. Steve Farley has given up on a congressional run and returned to his original plan of running for the Arizona State Senate. “I’m doing everything I can to help (Barber) out in the fall, and I’ll do anything he thinks would be helpful,” Farley says. “I’m going to focus back on the Senate race in District 9 and see if we can retake that majority.” Nan Stockholm Walden, who had been preparing to launch a congressional campaign, also decided against running after Barber’s announcement.

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Longtime Tucson radio personality Dan Babich, who died in December at the age of 75, was the host of The International Hour. The program aired on stations such as KXCI FM 91.3, the former KMRR FM 100.3, and most recently on KSAZ AM 580 prior to that signal’s format change to Spanish inspirational. “He specialized in doing music from around the world,” said Bernard Rabinovitz, who sent the Tucson Weekly a letter in remembrance of his late friend. “My wife did the radio show with him on KSAZ and KXCI. He was very well-liked. He did a lot of work for the community. He was probably the only person on Tucson radio who had a show of that nature.” In the 1980s, Babich earned the title of “Tucson’s Radio Hero” in a contest that pitted him against other personalities in the market, Rabinovitz said. “That’s when radio was more communitydriven,” Rabinovitz said. “He won against every other disc jockey in Tucson. He just wanted to recognize the roots of the people who lived here, and tried to communicate with them, and did an excellent job. “I just thought he did so much for this community. He was very well-known. There were a lot of people who followed his show and enjoyed it and went to the events he had. There were a lot of people with a variety of backgrounds in Tucson who liked to listen to music from around the world.”

BARNETT OUT AT KLPX, PERHAPS BECAUSE HIS NAME IS TOO NORMAL Scott Barnett, who went from morning-show host to afternoon host, is now no host at all at KLPX FM 96.1. The classic-rock station relieved Barnett of his duties a couple of weeks ago. Efforts to reach Barnett for comment failed, although his Facebook page notes that he was formerly employed by the Lotusowned station. KLPX general manager Steve Groesbeck had no comment on the situation, but word inside the building is that the decision was based solely on ratings. Barnett was formerly part of the KLPX morning show alongside Adrienne Mackey. Both were reassigned in 2010 in favor of Frank Brinsley, host of The Frank Show, after Lotus decided to move him from his popular slot on alternative format KFMA FM 92.1 to KLPX—and its stronger signal and market impact. Barnett then moved to the afternoon-drive shift. In the interim, Barnett has been replaced by weekend voice DJ Razor. Hey, they could have replaced him with Sharq or Rage. Really. That’s how these on-air personalities are listed on the KLPX website. Maybe Barnett was bounced because he used a relatively normal name on the air. How was that going to play in the midst of such obvious intensified adrenaline? And why Sharq with a Q? Because it’s qool, I guess—even though it’s radio, and

nobody is going to know it’s spelled with a Q. Unless it’s really a two-syllable name, and he’s known as Shar-cue. I’ve come to expect this sort of absurdity at Clear Channel, which has a “weekendz” lineup on hip-hop format KOHT FM 98.3 FM that features the likes of Jay Dez, Prolifik and McHater. And look how the single-name epidemic has infected KMIY FM 92.9, where you get piped-in voice-track talent from the likes of Valentine, Melissa and Ashton. But Razor, Sharq and Rage, all on one station? If that doesn’t get me tuning in, hoping to catch the documented 458,387th playing of Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb,” I’m not sure what will. There was a time when adopting a fake radio name was much simpler. If you didn’t think your last name was a good on-air name, you just used your middle name as your last name, perhaps with a slight tweak. So, if you hear someone with two first names (let’s go random-name generator here), like, say, David Stevens, chances are Stevens isn’t his real last name. Same thing if the DJ’s name sounds like an animal: Trixie Lyons, for instance. Probably not real. At KLPX, we have program director and midday talent Larry Mac. Now that’s an old-school fake radio name. But Razor, Sharq and Rage? That’s either a bad comedy trio, or the dawn of a major namechange approach in the radio landscape. Sorry. I got a bit sidetracked there. Razor, Sharq and Rage. I love that. Did I happen to mention that Scott Barnett is no longer working for KLPX?

A TWEAK TO THE HISPANICANCHOR NOTATION Last week, I mentioned the relative lack of Hispanic news anchors in the Tucson market after several high-profile resignations and reassignments. KOLD Channel 13 news director Michelle Germano brought it to my attention that Chris Holmstrom, who does weekend anchor work at KOLD and KMSB Channel 11 as part of the Belo and Raycom shared-services agreement, has Hispanic roots. Holmstrom was featured in an edition of the bilingual newspaper tu Decides discussing his upbringing with a military father and Panamanian mother. “I was always the minority as the kid that was half-white and half-Hispanic,” Holmstrom said in the article. “Once I got older, I was able to appreciate both of my cultures and being proud of my heritage and background. People tend to be surprised when they see my last name and then see me. They don’t know what I am. Especially with my last name, some people have said, ‘You don’t look Swedish.’”

KVOA MAKES CHANGES TO MORNING NEWS SHOW KVOA Channel 4 has added Samantha Ptashkin and Nichole Szemerei to roles on the station’s Tucson Today newscast, which airs weekdays from 5 to 7 a.m. Ptashkin will act as the anchor on the Tucson Today breaking-news desk. Szemerei and Larissa Wohl are switching roles. Szemerei will occupy the traffic-anchor slot, while Wohl has been assigned to fieldreporter responsibilities.

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“I am looking forward to continuing my work in the public and private sector on behalf of Arizona,” she said in a statement. “I plan as well to work hard to get Rich Carmona and Ron Barber elected, and for Raúl Grijalva’s re-election.” But state Rep. Matt Heinz says he plans to continue running for the CD 2 seat. “My plans have not changed,” Heinz says. “It’s an open seat in CD 2. We always expected a large field of candidates. … We always knew it was going to be a competitive race, and we look forward to a robust, healthy and very positive discussion with the voters of CD 2.” Heinz, who stepped away from running in the special election to allow Barber to avoid a primary, says his endorsement of Barber in the CD 8 race still stands. “The priority in the CD 8 special election is to maintain Democratic control of the seat,” Heinz says. State Sen. Paula Aboud tells The Skinny that she also plans to stay in the CD 2 race. “I’m focused on the new district and the new term, and I’m continuing forward,” Aboud says. Aboud adds that she, too, is standing by her endorsement of Barber in the special election. “Ron is a better choice than Jesse Kelly or Frank Antenori, but let’s see how it all shakes out,” Aboud says.

BY MARI HERRERAS, mherreras@tucsonweekly.com nyone anticipating sparks at the two most-recent debates among the Congressional District 8 Republican candidates went home disappointed. The only drama during two days of what were essentially candidate question-and-answer sessions happened before most of the candidates arrived at the SaddleBrooke Republican Club’s panel discussion on Wednesday, March 14. Curtis Dutiel, a volunteer with the Pima County Democratic Party, arrived with video equipment. First, he was told he couldn’t film during the meeting. Then he was told to leave. Dutiel said a member of the club told him: “This is a private, members-only event.” At the end of the candidates’ discussion, Dick Alford, president of the club, told the Tucson Weekly that videotaping club meetings is against its bylaws. When told that others had been videotaping during the discussion, including someone from Dave Sitton’s campaign and a TV news cameraman, Alford said he hadn’t noticed, and that he didn’t know who asked Dutiel to leave. The evening opened with an invocation and the Pledge of Allegiance. That was followed by a directive to the four GOP candidates— seeking their party’s nomination in the special election to serve the remainder of former U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ term—to focus on their positions. The evening wasn’t so much a debate, they were told, as “a chance to get to know you.” Their responses were remarkably similar on most issues: Obamacare is evil; small businesses suffer under Obama; federal spending is out of control; and Arizona’s border with Mexico is wide open for terrorists to enter the United States. A bit of one-upmanship began when the candidates professed their support for the military and recounted their own service. “I’ve been running to the gunfire my entire life,” said state Sen. Frank Antenori, who is retired from the Army’s Special Forces. “You sent me on a mission to fight for you,” he said of his election to the Legislature. Martha McSally, a retired Air Force colonel, reminded the audience that she was the first woman to fly in combat and the first woman to command an Air Force fighter squadron, before declaring to the audience later in the evening that she’s “a warrior.” Jesse Kelly, a former Marine, brought up his military record and also reminded the audience that he came close to winning the seat in the last go-round. “We will finish the job this time,” he said. Dave Sitton, the only one of the four candi-

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dates who did not serve in the military, asked the veterans in the audience to stand. The campaign buzz is that Kelly leads the pack because of his name recognition after narrowly losing the CD 8 seat to Giffords in 2010. The loss was highlighted on a flier from Antenori’s campaign, which compares Antenori to the other candidates—but mostly contrasts him with Kelly, noting that Kelly lost an election while Antenori was winning one, and pointing out that Kelly had been living in Texas for six months. The impact of the recent redistricting process also colored the session. SaddleBrooke is likely to become part of the new Congressional District 1 for the next 10 years; most of CD 8 will become CD 2 once redistricting is complete. McSally was asked why SaddleBrooke residents should care about the special election if they can’t vote for any of the candidates in November. “Do not look at this as, ‘This is only for six months, and then we don’t care,’” McSally responded, adding that it is important to get a Republican in the seat as soon as possible to secure it for the party. At Sabino High School, the Sabino TeenAge Republicans hosted a debate on Thursday, March 15, with questions provided by conservative radio hosts Emil Franzi (a former Tucson Weekly automatic-weapons editor) and Jon Justice. It was moderated by another conservative Tucson radio voice, Joe Higgins. Franzi asked the first question, which was suggested by one of the Teen-Age Republicans: “What animal would you be?” Sitton, a UA sports broadcaster, drew on his ties to the UA and called himself a “wildcat.” Antenori picked “eagle,” for its “sharp eye, symbol of freedom and free spirit—something at the top of the food chain.” Kelly, who is quite tall, said: “Anyone who has seen me stand up would say ‘giraffe.’” McSally said she once took a personality test that compares people to animals, and she came out a lion, which is “for people who are warriors and are leaders and want to get things done.” When the proposed move of louder F-35 jets to Tucson was brought up, Sitton said he had heard that Tucson Mayor Jonathan Rothschild wasn’t interested in fighting to bring them to Tucson. Kelly wondered if it was too late to get them for Tucson. Antenori said someone, presumably him, needs to exert political pressure to bring the jets to Tucson. But it was McSally’s remarks on the F-35 that received the most rousing applause of the

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night. Mentioning a discussion she had with a Holocaust survivor who lives in Sierra Vista, McSally said the woman told her that she “understands the sound of freedom. … That jet noise is the sound of freedom.” The need for a special election to replace Giffords also was an issue. “This is a special election, a special time and a special place,” McSally said, describing the shifting dynamics in the community since Giffords—and the sole Democratic challenger, Ron Barber—were among those shot at a Congress on Your Corner event on Jan. 8, 2011. McSally said “the nation is watching. … Whoever wins this thing, it’s going to be an indicator of what is going to happen in the fall, so it is really important. This is a Republican district, and we need to win this seat.” Antenori acknowledged that Barber is a nice guy, “but I have a funny feeling that he’s going to go on and support the policies that got us into this mess.” Early voting in the April 17 Republican primary begins this Thursday, March 22.

If his fellow legislators want to get rid of Rep. Daniel Patterson (and it sure seems like they do), they’ll have to drag him out of the House of Representatives. And they’ll have to do it before they adjourn, probably in about a month. The House Ethics Committee held its first hearing last week on DANIEL the domestic-violence allegations launched by Patterson’s former livein girlfriend and campaign manager, Georgette Escobar. The committee unanimously recommended that the House hire an independent investigator to sort out the messy he-said, she-said. “There are some serious allegations, and the complaint that was received was also signed by a significant number of members of the House,” said Republican Rep. Ted Vogt, the Ethics Committee chair. “So it warrants investigation.” The job of looking into the accusations has gone to attorney Michael Manning, who has dug deep into the likes of disgraced financier Charlie Keating, disgraced former governor Fife Symington, and disgraceful Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio. In a letter to the committee,

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ONE DAY AT THE MALL … NORTH LA CHOLLA BOULEVARD FEB. 20, 7:33 P.M.

A potty-mouthed man who said he wanted to scare people “for shits and giggles” was accused of waving a gun and threatening to kill people at Foothills Mall, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report. Deputies responding to reports of someone acting strangely in the mall parking lot interviewed a man who said he had just left the mall with his two teenage sons when a stranger with long, curly hair popped out from between two vehicles and screamed, “You want to fight me? I’ll bite your dicks off!” The man said he also heard the subject tell a woman in the parking lot: “I am going to eat your pussy.” He said the subject didn’t seem to be drunk, but that he “wasn’t in his right mind.” The report also mentioned that the subject at one point was allegedly waving a gun around, but did not elaborate. Deputies located the subject through security footage and the license plate of the car he reportedly had been driving around the parking lot. Deputies said the subject told them he knew he “had been in the wrong,” but that he wasn’t trying to start a fight, and only wanted to scare people for “shits and giggles.” He also mentioned that he had been walking around the mall earlier with his iPod, singing along to a song and yelling, “I’m a good dick-sucker!” The subject wasn’t arrested, but a deputy told the man who was confronted by the subject that he would keep in contact with him about the incident.

KITSCH THIEF NORTH PUEBLO VILLAS DRIVE FEB. 23, 2:13 P.M.

A woman said she planned to install security cameras after someone stole a set of wind chimes and other outdoor items from her yard, a PCSD report said. A deputy responding to a theft call interviewed a northwest-side homeowner who said some items had gone missing from her front yard that day, including a “welcome” banner, a nondescript metal placard, and a set of wind chimes consisting of a glass figure of a dog and eight glass dog bones hanging from it. The woman said she didn’t know who might have taken the items, but hinted that landscapers working across the street might have had something to do with it. She said she planned to install cameras to catch the thieves. There was no further information at the time of the report.

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Patterson said he would vigorously contest the allegations and asked the committee to give him until April 12 to write a response to the ethics complaint. If the committee decided to continue the investigation after April 12, Patterson said he would need another 45 days to respond—meaning he would need until the last week of May, long after most politicos expect the Legislature to adjourn for the year. Instead, the committee voted unanimously to set a March 28 deadline for both the investigator’s report and Patterson’s official response. Vogt said he wanted to proceed as quickly as possible with the investigation and hearing, though he didn’t know if the matter would be decided before the session ends. “We’re looking for a speedy resolution one way or the other,” said Vogt. Patterson is also trying to postpone his Tucson City Court case; he is being charged with four counts of domestic violence against Escobar after their breakup last month. Patterson has pleaded not guilty to the charges of assault, disorderly conduct, imprisonment and harassment. He asked the judge to postpone the proceedings until the legislative session ends.

Overcoming Abandonment BY BRIAN J. PEDERSEN, bpedersen@tucsonweekly.com uring high times, horses became the epitome of American suburban affluence. Got some money and a big yard? Get a horse, or three. They’ll provide rides for the kids, and let everyone know you’re doing well. But the recession smacked suburbia in the face—and continues to land consistent body blows. Meanwhile, those status symbols have been left by the wayside—literally, in many cases—as families slash their budgets to keep above water. “People have decided that it’s OK to stop feeding their animals appropriately, because they’ve lost that disposable income,” said Mike Duffey, a detective for the Humane Society of Southern Arizona, and a member of the Animal Cruelty Task Force of Southern Arizona. “Instead of maybe getting rid of the horse, their option has been to deny foot care, pet care and appropriate feeding for those horses.” Many of those horses end up abandoned, a cost-cutting measure employed when plain-old neglect isn’t saving enough. The Arizona Department of Agriculture has received at least 500 reports of “out of place” horses each year since 2008, with 99 reports in the first 10 weeks of 2012. Equine “concern” calls, which usually refer to allegations of abuse or neglect, have totaled 1,400 or more in three of the last four years. While those figures stayed flat during the recession, state officials say the legitimacy of those reports rose dramatically as times got worse. “It used to be that, ballpark, 75 percent of our concern calls were not justified,” said Perry Durham, the state’s head veterinarian. “A lot of those came from disputes between boyfriend and girlfriend. Now, we’re seeing 75 to 85 percent be truly justified calls.” Durham said the number of concern and outof-place calls would be even higher, except for the fact that some “horses don’t exist” any longer, the result of the animals being sold for slaughter, or the state euthanizing hundreds of horses each year that can’t be placed with new owners. Durham notes that it costs an average of $3,000 a year to care for a horse. “In the last 100 years, horses have become … an item tied to the economy. They’re a luxury item. Once money is tight, that’s one of the first things that have to go.” While cats, dogs and other domestic animals seem to have numerous rescue groups looking out for their welfare, the horse-rescue community is much smaller. One such local group, Equine Voices Rescue and Sanctuary, has devoted more of its time and resources each year toward saving the state’s

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This horse, rescued by Equine Voices, was being starved to death. abandoned horses. As a result, the nonprofit’s monthly expenses have nearly doubled in the past five years, to more than $23,000. “We will do everything possible to save a horse’s life,” said Karen Pomroy, Equine Voices’ founder and president. “I realized a long time ago that I can’t save them all, so we do the best with the resources we have. … My goal is to develop a network, something on a national scale.” The network, Pomroy said, helps find homes for abandoned horses, whether it be at Equine’s Jumpin’ Jack Ranch in Amado, or at homes, farms and ranches across the state and throughout the country. “We have an adoption program, and for every horse we adopt out, we can save another life,” said Pomroy, who—with the help of about 150 volunteers—cares for 48 horses at the Amado ranch. The adoption process, which can be started through Equine Voices’ website, involves taking in a horse full-time. Another option, Pomroy said, is a sponsorship in which someone provides financial assistance to help care for a horse that remains at a full-service facility. “It’s a little harder to place a horse than a cat

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or dog,” Pomroy said. “They’re sort of falling through the cracks, because they’re considered livestock, but they’re domestic, and they’re companion animals.” Adoption and sponsorship information will be available during Equine Voices’ Eighth Annual A Very Special Horse Event. The fundraiser will be held Saturday, March 31, at Brandi Fenton Memorial Park. It will feature auctions, raffles and a program with rescued horses, Pomroy said. “All 10 horses we’ll bring were going to slaughter,” Pomroy said. “People will see that they don’t have to go to slaughter. They can have a good life.”

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While Patterson has lost many friends at the Capitol over this messy ordeal, his former girlfriend and alleged victim isn’t making many new ones via Facebook. After being arrested for possession of methamphetamines in La Paz County, Georgette Escobar started a Facebook tirade against the city of Quartzsite and Congressman Raúl Grijalva’s camp—the first for supposedly being corrupt, and the latter for supposedly using her. She also said she had switched political parties. “Georgette Escobar is a new member republican party & constituent who wants to blow whistle on dem corruption and lies not to mention highway robbery,” she posted on Congressional District 1 GOP candidate Jonathan Paton’s wall. We’re sure Paton was glad for the support. Also changing on Facebook: Escobar’s relationship status this week went from “single” to “in a relationship—it’s complicated.” Not long after Escobar sent us a Facebook message saying she was going into hiding, she sent out invites to an event in Parker, asking 127 people, mostly Tucson Democrats, to “come witness & show support for dv victim Georgette Escobar & other victims of abuse and rape.” As of press time, only Escobar had clicked to say she was going. By Jim Nintzel and Hank Stephenson Find early and late-breaking Skinny at The Range, our daily dispatch, at daily. tucsonweekly.com. MARCH 22 – 28, 2012 TuCsON WEEKLY 13

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continued from Page 15 Kelly, 30, had been planning a rematch with Giffords and was on the verge of announcing his intention to get back on the campaign trail when, on Jan. 8, 2011, a gunman opened fire in a Safeway parking lot, killing six and wounding 13, including Giffords, who miraculously survived being shot through the head. Giffords became a national inspiration; Kelly vanished from the political landscape, moving to Texas to work for his family’s construction company. When Giffords stepped down in January of this year, it set up a special election in Southern Arizona’s CD 8, which includes the retirement enclaves of SaddleBrooke and Green Valley, the Democratic stronghold of central Tucson, Davis-Monthan Air Force Base, Fort Huachuca, and small towns such as Sierra Vista, Bisbee and Douglas. It’s a district with a Republican edge, but Giffords had held it since winning election in 2006, after Republican Jim Kolbe retired following 11 terms. Candidates don’t have much time in this race: Early voting in the April 17 Republican primary is under way as of Thursday, March 22. The winner of that contest will go on to face Democrat Ron Barber, a former aide to Giffords who has her endorsement, in the June 12 general election. Thanks to the name ID he established in 2010, Kelly started out ahead of his potential GOP rivals. A poll by the political arm of the conservative nonprofit Citizens United, which has endorsed Kelly, showed that in mid-February, he had the support of 43 percent of likely Republican voters. That put him well ahead of state Sen. Frank Antenori (18 percent), businessman and sportscaster Dave Sitton (10 percent) and former Air Force fighter pilot Martha McSally (8 percent). Early ballots are going in the mail this week, and given that this is a special election with nothing else on the ballot, an enormous percentage of the votes will probably be cast by mail. Kelly’s biggest challenge at this point is running out the clock before his opponents can introduce themselves to voters.

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conversations about policy with reporters. While he was happy to sit down with the press when he first hit the campaign trail in 2009, he now prefers brief email responses when interacting with newspapers, including the Arizona Daily Star and the Tucson Weekly. His tax policy—“If 10 percent is good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for the federal government�—is a prime example of his approach: Kelly says the national debt needs to be tamed, but he also calls for dramatic tax cuts that would blow the deficit wide open. Kelly’s tax plan calls for a flat 10 percent income tax on all Americans, so that everyone would get a tax cut. However, since nearly half of all Americans don’t pay any income taxes, a 10 percent income tax would actually constitute a tax

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increase on low-income and middle-class citizens, unless payroll taxes for Social Security and Medicare were included (and even then, 10 percent might be a hike). Asked whether he’d include those taxes in the 10 percent, Kelly said, “A simple 10 percent flat tax will take care of everything.� There’s no easy way to score the fiscal impact of Kelly’s plan, because the details are foggy— for example, he’s under the mistaken belief that getting rid of the mortgage deduction would lower the average tax bill, when instead, it would increase it. On top of that, there’s no serious proposal along those lines in Congress. (Even the king of supply-side economics, Arnold Laffer, says that to bring in the same amount of revenue as today’s tax system, we’d need to pair an 11 percent flat income tax with

an 11 percent sales tax.) Kelly defended his tax plan in 2010 by promising to lower federal spending to fit whatever funds are raised by the tax. At a forum in Green Valley, Kelly explained: “And we constantly hear this lie that—well, I guess it’s not a complete lie—that 10 percent wouldn’t fund the government at its current levels. That’s the idea! It doesn’t need to be at its current levels.� But those are wonky details—and Kelly counts on voters not thinking too hard about his proposals. He hopes they like the sound of “10 percent flat tax� and don’t stop to realize it would be a budget-busting giveaway to America’s wealthiest citizens. The thrust of the tax plan goes along with the central theme of Kelly’s campaign, which has a powerful lure for GOP voters and independents: The federal government is too big, and needs to be shut down, because the United States is so diverse that the same rules should not apply from sea to shining sea. Or, as he boiled it down at press conference announcing his new candidacy in February: “We need lower taxes (and) a strong economy. We need more jobs. That’s what this campaign is going to be about.� But the same anti-government talk that helped Kelly in the GOP primary cost him the election in 2010. Team Giffords was able to paint him as an extremist who wanted to privatize Social Security and sock middle-income soccer moms with a new national sales tax of 23 percent. Kelly griped that his positions were being distorted, but his loose words on the campaign trail and scattered policy proposals made it easy for Team Giffords to cite its claims, often with video evidence courtesy of YouTube. On Election Day 2010, Kelly came closer to beating Giffords than either of her previous GOP opponents. She skated past the conservative Randy Graf in 2006, and the more-moderate Tim Bee in 2008—both of whom had been state lawmakers with campaign experience—by double-digit margins. Against Kelly, she won by 4,156 votes—little more than a single percentage point. With the special election under way, Kelly tells voters he’s ready to “finish the job.� However, he has noticeably adjusted his tone on the campaign trail. This year, he’s not likely to repeat a 2010 fundraiser at a shooting range— complete with the opportunity for supporters to fire an M16 rifle—that was billed as a way to

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State Sen. Frank Antenori was not pleased when he heard that Kelly was returning to Southern Arizona from his Texas home to run in the special election. “What’s really astonishing is that he had no intentions of running in the normal election, and he had already started cutting staff away, and all of a sudden, Mr. Opportunity is back in town,” Antenori told the Weekly. Antenori, 45, who backed Kelly’s campaign in 2010, complains that Kelly left in the wake of the Giffords’ shooting, while Antenori remained here and fought accusations by pundits that the shooter was motivated by Tea Party political talk. Kelly—whose family construction business has received tens of millions of dollars in federal contracts linked to stimulus and earmarked contracts—said he had to move to Texas because that’s where his job was. It’s easy to see why Antenori was annoyed by Kelly’s reappearance in Southern Arizona: Antenori has been thinking about serving in

Congress for a long time. While still serving as a Green Beret in the U.S. Army, he traveled to Capitol Hill to testify before a subcommittee of the Armed Services Committee. He remembers being stunned at the type of questions his team faced: “They asked, ‘Was there lots of snow?’ Another guy asked if it was tough leaving your family for so long.” Antenori’s conclusion: The members of Congress were out of touch. “I thought, if that’s all there is to being a congressman, I could do that,” Antenori said. “They didn’t ask the right questions.” Antenori retired after 20 years in the Army and moved to Tucson in 2004 to take a job with Raytheon, where he still works today. He made his first run for Congress in 2006, when Kolbe’s retirement opened up the seat that Giffords eventually won. Antenori came in second-tolast in a five-way primary—with just 4 percent of the vote—but he learned a lot about campaigning, built a political network and established name ID. Antenori remained involved in politics and won a state House of Representatives seat in 2008. He was elevated to his Senate seat by the Pima County Board of Supervisors after Paton stepped down to run for Congress in 2010. As as the supervisors were deciding which of the candidates to name to Paton’s seat, Antenori said he was the ideal choice, because he would win the seat eventually anyway, and the board was better off with “a happy Frank Antenori rather than an angry Frank Antenori.” (He continued on next page

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continued from Page 17 was quick to add: “I’m not trying to threaten anybody—don’t say I’m trying to threaten anybody.”) In his years in the Legislature, Antenori has become one of the better-known local state lawmakers—not an easy trick, given how little attention lawmakers get from the average Southern Arizonan. Antenori has gotten the attention by speaking his mind. He told a reporter for the Arizona Capitol Times that he didn’t feel comfortable allowing gays to serve openly in the military, because “I can’t even tell you how many times I was spooning with some other guy on the side of a mountain under a poncho in fricking Pakistan in the middle of fricking winter freezing my ass off. I would not want to say, ‘Is that your pistol that’s sticking me in my back?’” He vowed to bury his 2010 Democratic opponent in the state Senate race “in the backyard like a freakin’ fish.” He showed how little he thought of the citizens of Tucson—including many of his would-be constituents in Congressional District 8—when he told Inside Tucson Business he was in a fight with Tucson City Councilman Steve Kozachik because “he doesn’t represent the people I represent. The majority of the people I represent pay taxes; probably the majority of people he represents don’t—or receive some government subsidy.” He’s also clashed with local officials and media. Antenori has pushed legislation to weaken the city of Tucson’s ability to deliver services, with the exception of police and fire protection, and helped Marana seize a sewer plant from Pima County. He’s led a revolution by Republican lawmakers against the Arizona Daily Star editorial page, boycotting the paper’s endorsement interviews. Antenori’s approach has won him supporters—this year, he was named whip of the GOP caucus by his colleagues, tasked with bringing other lawmakers in line with leadership—as well as detractors. He took on his critics at the Precinct 388 forum right off the bat. “I don’t go to Phoenix to make friends,” he said. “I go to Phoenix to do a job. … I do have, sort of, a gruff attitude. … I’m very effective. … You have to decide whether you want a lap dog to represent you, or a guard dog.” After the debate, Antenori sat down for an interview at the Triple T Truck Stop. Although he started off the legislative session with an impassioned defense of his right to enjoy a 24-ounce piece of “charred mammal flesh” without the interference of “food police,” Antenori ordered a simple salad as a postdebate meal. As he poked at the lettuce and tomato, Antenori argued that he’s the only candidate in the race with the experience to go to Congress. He’s learned the legislative ropes. He’s made connections. He’s helped close the budget deficit by actually cutting spending. Antenori was happy to engage in policy talk, expounding at length on his plans for health insurance (eliminate government mandates— including those for birth-control meds—and allow people to buy simple plans that cover whatever they think they might need coverage for), Iran (Obama missed a golden opportunity by not supporting an uprising in 2009, 18 WWW.TuCsON WEEKLY.COM

but Antenori is in no rush to send in ground troops, although he would back quiet efforts to overthrow the current regime) and the border (bring in troops, but don’t build a fence in rugged areas where it doesn’t make sense). Antenori’s basic pitch to voters: He’s earned the chance to go to Congress and has demonstrated that he can get the job done. “I think Arizonans are looking for a leader,” Antenori said. “Leaders don’t turn tail and run. They take on challenges.” Antenori pointed to the wake of the Safeway rampage, when he took to talk radio and other venues to defend against accusations that the shooter was influenced by Tea Party rhetoric; meanwhile, his opponents in the CD 8 race “did nothing.” “Why did they do nothing? Well, one of them was in the Alps and probably didn’t realize what was going on,” Antenori said. “One of us was in Texas or was told by their campaign team not to say anything and to lay low and to leave the state. And the other guy was literally sitting on the sidelines, keeping quiet. For political reasons, that’s sometimes the safest route: Just keep your mouth shut.” Antenori’s biggest challenge has been raising funds. While campaign-finance reports for the special election aren’t due until early April, sources close to the campaigns say that the local business community is not putting its weight behind Antenori. That’s partially because Antenori, in his push to be outspoken, has alienated some members of the business community, who would prefer someone who is a little more judicious with his words.

That’s where Dave Sitton comes in. Sitton, 57, has made a living with his words. He’s at the center of UA sports circles as the guy who calls Wildcats basketball and football games. He’s had a long association with the university, dating back to when he first came to Arizona from California more than three decades ago to play college baseball. And he has been a rugby coach for most of those years. But Sitton’s other jobs—not counting a gig washing dishes in the family restaurant business when he was 8 years old—have been in marketing. Beginning with Golden Eagle Distributors after he graduated from college, Sitton has worked to tailor messages for a variety of clients. One of his more high-profile political gigs was representing Clear Channel Outdoor Advertising while the billboard industry was battling city and state regulations. Sitton’s job title now is global marketing director for the Arizona Cancer Center—a job he picked up after beating lymphoma in 2005. Sitton has emerged as the pick of members of the business community with big checkbooks. Duff Hearon, who supported Jonathan Paton in the 2010 GOP primary and Jesse Kelly in the 2010 general election, called Sitton’s appeal “Reaganesque.” “He truly understands the economy and what it takes for businesses to create jobs,” said Hearon, who is CEO of the Ashland Group, an investment company. “He can attract not only the conservative, but the moderate Republican and the crossover Democrat.” Sitton said running for Congress has long

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been in the back of his mind, “but I never was in a place where I thought I should or could do it,” he said. But with his kids now grown, he has decided the time has come. “I really do feel that we need to get some adults in the room,” Sitton said. “That’s my motivation. It really is about community service. I’m not going to be there for 60 years, or if I am, I’ll be sold to the circus.” Sitton has been involved in the community, with efforts like the DM50’s support of DavisMonthan Air Force Base. But his activity in party politics has been in the background. At the Precinct 388 candidate forum, Sitton worked to establish his conservative bona fides by citing the Constitution and the Federalist Papers. He called for lower spending and an audit of the entire federal government to expose fraud, waste and abuse. He recalled how heartbroken his father was when Lyndon Johnson defeated Barry Goldwater in 1964, ushering in the package of legislation that became known as the Great Society. Asked the following day about the Great Society, Sitton said he didn’t object to the biggest expense of the federal expansion: Medicare. But he believes that welfare programs were a step in the wrong direction and was happy to see them reformed during the Clinton administration. “There are some scholars of the AfricanAmerican experience in this country who will tell you that when we started making welfare more available to certain segments in the society, we just exacerbated behavior we wanted to avoid—and that would be families without full

parentage, etc., things like that,” he said. He was more nuanced when it comes to the question of whether funding for the arts or public television should be eliminated. “I can assure you of this: In times of recordsetting deficits, that’s a fair question,” said Sitton, who claims that he loves the arts and, in particular, live music, but believes that groups should be looking for private patrons rather than federal aid. Sitton’s cautious rhetoric helps him navigate between the Tea Party and those members of the GOP who are growing uncomfortable with the party’s turn toward an increasingly fundamentalist view on the national level. He’s generally supportive of U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan’s plan to cut federal spending. He likes Ryan’s proposal to reform Medicare by putting future generations—beginning with people in their mid-40s—on a plan where they would receive vouchers to purchase private health insurance rather than have their costs covered by a government program. Sitton says Social Security needs to be reformed. But he remains open to a number of solutions, including raising the retirement age, increasing the cap on earnings subject to Social Security taxes, means testing, and allowing younger workers to invest in a private plan and get out of Social Security. “There’s give and take throughout the plan,” Sitton says. “So if you’re going to move a number here, it may affect a number there.” The central argument from Team Sitton is that its candidate is more electable in a general election than Antenori or Kelly. But Sitton faces the same challenge that Antenori does: continued on next page

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“We need to secure our energy future now, not make jokes about it,” McSally said. “Folks, this is a serious issue that is affecting everyone in our country. Gas prices are rising at a record rate. Consumption of petroleum products around the world is increasing rapidly—and will continue to increase long into the future.” McSally added that she supported more domestic production of oil, but said the real solutions were more complex than Kelly made them out to be. “We also have to work with our allies across the globe to ensure the stability of key oilproducing regions elsewhere,” she said. “This is a complex issue, and no one is going to solve it with a one-liner. We need real solutions. We need leaders with the strategic national and international experience to address these problems swiftly and logically. Leave the jokes to Leno.”

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McSally’s push-back against Kelly was a rare moment when one of the other candidates has challenged him for being an unserious—and essentially immature—candidate. It could be a fertile line of attack in a general election, but it may not have much payoff with the GOP base—and that’s one reason you don’t see more of it. At a series of debates and forums last week, the candidates continued making their cases for themselves—but they did little to knock down Kelly. It’s a stark difference from the GOP presidential debates, during which White House hopefuls have torn into each other’s records on

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abortion should be legal, McSally had a simple answer: “I believe in the sanctity of all human life.” When pressed on whether she believed that women who are the victims of rape or incest should be allowed to have an abortion, McSally said she doesn’t believe it’s an issue she needs to worry about as a member of Congress. “The legislators are not really involved in this issue right now,” she said. “We have a Supreme Court decision, and so I’ll be focusing on things that the House of Representatives needs to be doing.” While McSally stumbles on some policy points and tiptoes around others, it’s yet to be seen whether she’ll start engaging on policy matters or buy into the Kelly method of tossing red meat to the base. But last month, she demonstrated a willingness to provide a reality check on one of Kelly’s more-fantastical positions. Kelly was speaking at a Tea Party rally on the day of Arizona’s GOP primary when he declared that there was no reason for an energy crisis in America. “I do find it laughable when they talk about the energy crisis, the energy shortage, when we have so much here in this country,” Kelly said. “We have so much coal, so much oil, so much natural gas. We have everything we need right here. Three decades ago, they told us there were 800 millions barrels of oil existing in the world. Today, because of technology, there’s over a trillion. So apparently it is the renewable resource we’ve all been talking about!” McSally challenged Kelly’s joke in a statement to the press.

health care, earmarks and other policies. As long as the other candidates lay off him, Kelly can make the argument that he came close to knocking off Giffords in 2010, and that he’s now ready to “finish the job.” But Kelly’s strong showing had a lot to do with the mood of the district, which reflected the mood of the entire country, which handed over control of the House of Representatives to the GOP. It remains to be seen how that mood has shifted in Congressional District 8 in the wake of the January 2011 shooting rampage. Over the next few weeks, the focus—such as it is—will be on the GOP candidates and how voters respond to these last few weeks of debates and persuasion attempts. Will they stick with the guy they know in Jesse Kelly? Will they move on to Frank Antenori? Will those two divide up enough of the Tea Party vote to allow Sitton to get through? Or will they gamble on the new face of McSally? Whoever wins the primary will face Democrat Ron Barber just two months after the primary. Barber will have a solid Democratic Party unified behind him, as well as the endorsement of Giffords and her husband, former astronaut Mark Kelly. Barber, a longtime aide to Giffords, was also shot on Jan. 8. He’s lucky to be alive; bullets missed major arteries when they ripped through his face, neck and an upper leg while he stood talking with federal Judge John Roll, who was killed. Barber’s experience in the district, combined with Giffords’ endorsement, makes him a formidable candidate. He’s already pick-

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ing up crossover support in the CD 8 race from Republicans, including Tucson City Councilman Steve Kozachik, former Tucson Mayor Bob Walkup, former Sahuarita Mayor Lynne Skelton and former Sierra Vista Mayor Bob Strain. Barber will also benefit from the deep experience that Team Giffords built with early-voter lists and other get-out-the-vote machinery. Earlier this week, Barber announced that he was not only seeking to complete Giffords’ term as a placeholder—he’s also going to run for the new Congressional District 2 seat in the fall. While CD 2 covers much of the same area as CD 8, the Republicans lose almost their entire voter-registration advantage as GOPleaning precincts in Marana, Oro Valley and SaddleBrooke move over to CD 1, and Hispanic and Democratic precincts from Congressman Raúl Grijalva’s district slide into CD 2. In other words: The district, which now leans Republican, will get a whole lot more favorable to Democrats—and those voters probably aren’t going to be persuaded by the same speeches that light up the Republicans in Precinct 388.

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Games at Kino Stadium Split squad games Gates open at 11:30am Free Parking

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Annual Charity Game benefiting the Christina-Taylor Green Memorial Foundation. MARCH 22 – 28, 2012

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Rocket Revue!

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Satisfy your inner rocket scientist or simply have fun watching a giant green crayon streak toward the stratosphere this weekend at Desert Heat 2012, a two-day festival sponsored by the Southern Arizona Rocketry Association. The annual event, in its eighth year, has become one of the largest events for rocket hobbyists in the West, said Sean Keane, the SARA president. This time of year, “The hobby shuts down over a lot of the country, for obvious reasons,” he said, referring to the cold temperatures and snow that Southern Arizona (mostly) avoids in March. This year’s biggest attraction, Keane said, is a 12-foot-tall rocket that looks something like a green crayon. Fueled by ammonium perchlorate, this rocket has an M-class rocket motor. For a bit of perspective, that means that the flying crayon has more than 4,000 times the impulse power of most model-rocket kits you will find at hobby stores. The association needed to get clearance for the event from the Federal Aviation Administration, because some of the rockets launched will climb as high as 6,000 feet, Keane said. Saturday events include a night launch, which tends to bring out the best in local rocketeers. “Our club probably has one of the largest, most-active groups of night launchers. … The rockets are spectacular to see, with the numerous different color flames with some of the larger rockets,” said SARA spokesman Craig Brewer. “We probably have one of the biggest night launches in the country.” The event also features a mass launch of 50 rockets at 11 a.m. on both Saturday and Sunday. SARA holds monthly launches to promote an interest in rocketry for kids of all ages. Keane estimates that there were 100 launchers and observers at last month’s event, which was a record for the club. However, Desert Heat is SARA’s biggest event. It regularly draws people enthusiastic enough to camp overnight, even though there are no RV hookups. Brewer estimated that there were about 50 campers at last year’s event, both in RVs and tents, including a couple of Boy Scout groups. Desert Heat is held on land the city of Tucson owns near Manville and Sandario roads in the Picture Rocks area. “Without (the city’s) help, we’d be hard-pressed to have such a perfect launch site,” Keane said. There will be food aplenty at Desert Heat 2012. Tucson foodie favorites Planet of the Crepes, Isabella’s Ice Cream and El Saguarito will be on hand to keep attendees from going hungry, as will shaved-ice and kettle-corn Watch rockets blast off at Desert Heat 2012! vendors. visit sararocketry.org. Rocket and rocket-parts vendors also will be there with everything David Mendez from small, prebuilt rockets to parts for high-powered rockets. mailbag@tucsonweekly.com “I call it ‘the toy store,’” Brewer said.

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Last year’s Desert Heat featured more than 700 launches, thanks to an influx of SARA members joining over the past four to five years. “If (rocketry) is something that people are interested in, or that their kids express an interest in, but (parents) don’t know where to go, we want them to know that we exist, and that we’re willing to help wherever we can,” Keane said. Desert Heat 2012 will be held Saturday, March 24, and Sunday, March 25, at the Tucson International Modelplex Park, 3250 N. Reservation Road. Most Saturday events are from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., but the night launch runs from 7 to 9 p.m. Sunday hours are 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Launch fees for adults are $15 on Saturday, and $10 on Sunday, with a $5 discount for SARA members. If you’re younger than 18, launch fees are waived. There is no charge for spectators, but if you get the itch to launch a rocket, you can rent one for $2. For more information,

Old Pueblo Brass Band presents The Brass Opera 3 p.m., Sunday, March 25 Desert Skies United Methodist Church 3255 N. Houghton Road oldpueblobrassband.com

If you yearn to hear selections from the classical repertoire, opera, marches, musical theater or even pop transcribed for British brass band, the Old Pueblo Brass Band’s performances may be the entertainment you’ve been seeking. This 16-year-old group, which features 32 members, is the one true British-style brass band in Arizona, said director and conductor Barbara Chinworth. The group sticks to that tradition, playing cornets, flugelhorns, tenor horns, baritones, euphoniums, trombones, tubas and percussion. “In each concert we do, we try to have a unifying theme, and in this one, it’s arias from operas,” Chinworth said. Program highlights include the overture from Il Guarany by A. Carlos Gomes; “The Ride of the Valkyries” from Die Walküre by Richard Wagner; “The Florentiner March” by Julius Fucik; excerpts from the musical Kismet; and “Music of the Night” from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. The band’s alto horn section (Marcia Molter, Dudley Spore and Nancy Johnsen) will be featured on “Trio Con Brio,” a medley of opera favorites presented in a format similar to that of The Three Tenors. Chinworth added that guest artist Michael Kiefer will solo on cornet in “Sempre Libera” from Verdi’s La Traviata. If you’re interested in hearing and seeing the OPBB in action before the concert, check out their YouTube videos at www.oldpueblobrassband.com/info/ YouTube.htm Admission is free, but donations are accepted. Also, mark your calendars: The Old Pueblo Brass band will perform its final concert of the season at 3 p.m., Sunday, May 6, at Northminster Presbyterian Church, 2450 E. Fort Lowell Road. —G.A.

Far left: The Arizona Balalaika Orchestra. Left: “Crow Trees at Sunset I, 2010” by Joe Forkan. This Land, This Sea: Joe Forkan, Nancy Tokar Miller, Lisa M. Robinson opens Saturday, March 24, at Etherton Gallery, 135 S. Sixth Ave. A reception takes place from 7 to 10 p.m. Visit ethertongallery.com for more info.

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Arizona Balalaika Orchestra, with the Flying Balalaika Brothers

Arizona Historical Society presents “Meet Tucson’s Pioneers”

“Songbirds Part 1: Flycatchers to Kinglets”

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At the group’s 32nd annual concert, the Arizona Balalaika Orchestra will perform with a little help from its friends. Joining the local ensemble will be musicians from Minneapolis; Detroit; Reno, Nev.; and Austin, Texas, including the rising-star band the Flying Balalaika Brothers. Founded in 1980 by Mia Bulgarin Gay, the group’s musical director, this community orchestra includes 25 players who range in age from 20 to 90, said executive director Dan Nicolini. The orchestra showcases three different versions of its namesake instrument: the primo, the alto and the massive bass balalaika. The arrangements also include accordions, winds and percussion, as well as the domra, a small, round instrument with four strings, and the unique table harp called the gusli. The program, conducted by Alexander Tentser, will include recent compositions of Slavic or Russian origin, familiar classical works such as Armenian composer Aram Khachaturian’s Sabre Dance, and traditional Russian folk dances. “There also will be a section of about 15 minutes for just the Flying Balalaika Brothers,” Nicolini said. That group was founded by Zhenya Kolykhanov, the former lead guitarist with the Russian surf/rockabilly group the Red Elvises. Based in Austin, the Flying Balalaika Brothers also feature Sergei Vaschenko, whom Nicolini calls “one of the premier balalaika players in the world.” Nicolini adds that the concert will include performances by the Rusyny Dancers, performing dances of the Rusyn people of the Carpathian Mountains; and a revival of the orchestra’s Kalinka Russian Dancers, who have been dormant for five years. Tickets are $15, or $10 for students. For more info, call 327-4418. —G.A.

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Members of the Arizona Historical Society will visit one of the city’s oldest cemeteries this weekend to tell tales about Arizona’s pioneer past. “Living-history” interpreters will be on hand for a walking tour through Evergreen Cemetery, recounting the lives of some of the prominent Tucsonans of yesteryear who are buried there. The interpreters will assume the characters of the people whose lives they are describing, said Betty Cook, president of the society’s Docent Council. Among the Tucson pioneers who will be portrayed are J. Knox Corbett, who came to Tucson in 1880 and later served as the city’s mayor; Alma Tattersfield Monthan, who was born in Switzerland and came to Tucson around the turn of the 20th century to start a cattle ranch; Helen M. Wetmore, whose family owned the Wetmore pool near what is now the location of Tucson Mall; and Thomas Jeffords, a miner and Indian agent who was known as the only “blood brother” of Apache chief Cochise. After the main tour, Cook will lead a tour of the graves of 12 Confederate soldiers who are buried in the cemetery. Cook became interested in history and genealogy after her retirement from banking, and has become something of an expert on Tucson’s history. “People will say, ‘How do you know so much about this history? You weren’t even born here!’ Well, it’s because I’ve done the research,” she said. Admission to “Meet Tucson’s Pioneers” is $15; there’s a $5 fee for the tour of Confederate graves. Call Cook at 886-3363 to RSVP. —D.M.

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6 p.m., next Thursday, March 29 Tucson Botanical Gardens 2150 N. Alvernon Way 326-9686; www.tucsonbotanical.org

When it comes to spotting and identifying songbirds, what they sound like is as important as what they look like. “For a lot of bird-watchers, you can’t see the bird until after you hear it, so being able to identify its call is important,” said Ron Bridgemon, community education manager for the Tucson Botanical Gardens. The gardens’ new three-part series of classes about songbirds will feature a wide array of audio recordings of bird calls, in addition to slide shows and lectures by teacher Jeff Babson, of Sky Island Tours. Discussions will include the classification and identification of the birds. The first installment of the class is next Thursday, March 29, and the subjects are flycatchers, vireos, jays, wrens and kinglets, among other birds. The second class is Thursday, April 12, and will focus on thrushes, thrashers, pipits and warblers. The final installment is scheduled for Thursday, April 26, and will spotlight sparrows, cardinals, buntings, orioles, blackbirds and goldfinches. The classes are designed to examine species native to Southern Arizona. “We try to make all of our programs and classes relevant to the local area,” Bridgemon said. Songbirds sessions will last about two hours. Each class costs $25, or $22 for members of the Tucson Botanical Gardens. Call 326-9686, ext. 10, to sign up or get more information. Bridgemon said the Botanical Gardens is hoping momentum from the Songbirds series will carry over to the summer exhibit of birdhouses, Flights of Fancy: Birds at Home in the Garden, which runs from June 1 through Sept. 30. —G.A.

Submissions CityWeek includes events selected by David Mendez and Gene Armstrong and is accurate as of press time. Tucson Weekly recommends calling event organizers to check for last-minute changes in location, time, price, etc. To have material considered, please send complete information by Monday at noon 11 days prior to publication. Send to: Tucson Weekly, P.O. Box 27087, Tucson, AZ 85726, or fax information to 792-2096, or e-mail us at listings@tucsonweekly.com. MARCH 22 – 28, 2012

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Leslie Ann Epperson On Thursday, March 22 (the day this issue officially hits the streets), All Souls Procession supporters and participants can watch a preview of Leslie Ann Epperson’s documentary-in-the-making on the history and artists involved. Many Bones, One Heart starts at 7 p.m. at the Screening Room, 127 E. Congress St. The screening includes a discussion on festival culture with procession creator Susan Kay Johnson, artistic director Nadia Hagen, director Paul Weir and UA folklore scholar Maribel Alvarez. If you have a special story to share, contact Epperson at 207-5348, or leslieepperson@comcast. net. What is your film background? I’m on the board at Access Tucson, but I worked at AZPM (Arizona Public Media) when it was KUAT; went to grad school; and before that, I worked in Illinois at a PBS affiliate in Champaign-Urbana. I was in a very bad car accident in 1999, and I ended up having to leave work. It took a long time to recover, but I’ve recovered enough that I wanted to start this documentary. I was initially going to do a short documentary on the All Souls Procession, but then as I began investigating it, I realized it was a much bigger story than I had first anticipated. Why All Souls? I’d been doing photography art for years at the procession, because I love the artistic constructions of very inventive people who participate, and I also liked what it was about—loss and grief. It seemed like a very poignant fusion to me of loss and celebration and art and creativity. … I realized it was an important story. It is the only nonsecular festival for reflecting on loss and death in the United States. What else attracted you to the procession? It really wasn’t so much the creativity itself, but the fact that it is free, that I’ve had a lot of loss in my own life, and everyone I have interviewed had loss stories. … 24 WWW.TuCsON WEEKLY.COM

Then there is the fact that the founder and current organizers do this out of love for the community and out of self-expression and sharing that—and, of course, the finale (is) so amazing. … As I get to know Susan Johnson and Nadia Hagen and Paul Weir better, I’m just impressed with them as people and their commitment to making art and sharing art. It’s not about money; it’s about living for an ideal. Why the screening and discussion? It’s one of those things documentary producers are expected to do these days in the independent community—plan outreach campaigns right from the get-go. … I met with Maribel Alvarez, and she’d been advising me for quite a while on the folkways and how this is very common for people to come up with their own ways and getting together as a community … and as we were planning the outreach campaign, she said it would be nice to have people participate right from the start. I thought, “That’s a good idea.” I don’t like the idea of me making all these decisions without any input from the community when it is a community event. Is this also a Tucson story? Oh, it is very much a Tucson story. It is, in a sense, a portrait of Tucson. One of the things I loved about Tucson

AN EVENING WITH BOBBY GOLDSBORO Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. 2021 N. Kinney Road. 883-2702. A pop icon of the ’60s, Bobby Goldsboro has had a second career as a painter. Following a benefit concert from 4 to 5:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24, his art is featured at an after-show reception with hors d’oeuvres and beverages until 7:30 p.m.; $100 includes concert; $50 reception only.

WOMEN ON THE BORDER CELEBRATION Good Shepherd United Church of Christ. 17750 S. La Cañada Drive. Sahuarita. 625-1375. Linda Ronstadt is honored with the 2012 Women on the Border Award at a dinner celebrating BorderLinks’ 25th year of service, at 5 p.m., Sunday, March 25; $40. Call 628-8263 for reservations.

COCKTAILS AND CLASSICS Tucson Mall. 4500 N. Oracle Road. 293-7330. Vintage glamour, swing music, appetizers and a fashion show highlight a benefit for arts programs in area schools, from 5:30 to 9 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $35. Call 797-3959 for reservations; visit tucsonmall.com/events for more information.

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COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS PICNIC Children’s Memorial Park. 4841 N. 15th Place. Families and friends who have experienced the loss of a child, grandchild or siblings celebrate their lives from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. Memorial balloons are released beginning at 1 p.m. Attendees may bring a side dish or dessert to share; grilled meat and sodas are provided.

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when I moved here in 1992 was the multicultural community. I am from Chicago originally, which is very diverse, and I loved that about it. It was just part of me. When I moved here, I was really, really pleased to see the Latin-American community and the NativeAmerican community, and then I went to Tucson Meet Yourself, and it continued. Tucson is a refugee kind of place, where all sorts of people show up. I really love that about it. I hope we hear from many people and find out what they are working on in the fall. We want to know where people are making wild constructions that are a labor of love. … We can show up and document it. The great thing about film is that the visuals say what needs to be said. I don’t have to say a word. And that’s very different from the essay style, where we tell you what to think. This is character-driven. I want viewers to come to their own conclusions in watching it, and people will see what Tucson is all about.

get-shooting contests, plein-air painters and a silent auction of fine art and jewelry, from 2 to 7 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $60, $50 member, $15 child younger than 12. Call 398-2371, or email karin@tubacarts.org for more information.

FOURTH AVENUE SPRING STREET FAIR More than 400 artisans, 35 food vendors, two music stages, street performers and a hands-on art pavilion for kids are included in this spring event taking place along Fourth Avenue between Ninth Street and University Boulevard from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Friday through Sunday, March 23 through 25. Visit fourthavenue.org. GIRLS SCOUTS CENTENNIAL GALA Casino del Sol. 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 3449435. A gala celebrating the centennial of the Girl Scouts honors outstanding women in the community from 6 to 10 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $150. The gala includes cocktails, a silent auction, live music, dinner and dancing. Call 319-3147, or visit girlscoutssoaz.org for reservations and more information. GREAT STRIDES WALK FOR CYSTIC FIBROSIS UA Mall. 1303 E. University Drive. A walk raises funds and awareness for cystic fibrosis research at 8 a.m., Saturday, March 24; freewill donation. Participants enjoy snacks, entertainment and information booths. Call 690-4500 for more information. GREEN FIELDS GALA Hacienda del Sol. 5601 N. Hacienda del Sol Road. 299-1501. A gala fundraising dinner and silent auction celebrate Arizona’s centennial and the 78-year history of Green Fields Country Day School, at 5:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $100. Auction items include a Stubben jumping saddle and accessories, organic beef, turquoise jewelry and stays at the White Stallion Ranch or Sabino Ranch. Call 297-2288, or visit gala. greenfields.org for reservations or more information. JOSIAS JOESLER HOMES IN THE FOOTHILLS Hacienda del Sol. 5601 N. Hacienda del Sol Road. 299-1501. The Arizona Opera League hosts a tour of Joesler homes in the foothills, including a luncheon and a discussion of the architect’s work and influence, from 10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $40 tour, $40 luncheon, $75 both. Call 399-8232, or email tucsonleague@azopera.com for reservations. MEET TUCSON’S PIONEERS Evergreen Cemetery. 3015 N. Oracle Road. 888-7470. Visit gravesites and hear stories of Tucson’s historic figures from 9 to 11:30 a.m., Saturday, March 24; $15. Betty Cook leads a tour of 12 Confederate soldiers’ graves from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.; $5. Call 8863363, or e-mail cbetty@cox.net to RSVP. POLISH NIGHT St. Cyril of Alexandria Catholic Parish and School. 4725 E. Pima St. 795-1633. Polish food and entertainment by the Lajkonik Polish Folk Ensemble are featured at 6 p.m., Saturday, March 24, in Nicholson Hall; $20, $15 younger than 12. Visit polishdanceaz.com. RAW: TUCSON PRESENTS STIMULUS Plush. 340 E. Sixth St. 798-1298. Tucson talent in visual arts, music and fashion is featured from 7 to 11 p.m., Thursday, March 22; $15, $10 advance. Visit rawartists.org for tickets, artists information.

OUT OF TOWN DAY AT THE RANCH Tubac Center of the Arts. 9 Plaza Road. Tubac. (520) 398-2371. Western-themed events and a barbecue dinner are featured at a fundraiser that also includes herding-dog and roping demonstrations, horseshoe- and tar-

ARTS IN THE PLAZA St. Philip’s Plaza. 4280 N. Campbell Ave. 529-2775. Artisans’ booths, live jazz, food and kids’ activities are featured from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., Saturday, March 31; and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Sunday, April 1; free admission. Visit fineartfest.org for more information. CARIBBEAN CRUISE CASINO NIGHT El Parador. 2744 E. Broadway Blvd. 881-2744. The Katie Dusenberry Scholarship Fund benefits from a casino night from 6 to 10 p.m., Friday, March 30; $60. Included are hors d’oeuvres, poker chips, live entertainment and two beverages. The event is hosted by the Women in Transportation Seminar, Tucson Chapter. Reservations are required by Sunday, March 25. Call 407-2856, or email wtstucson@gmail.com for reservations and more information. CRUSH PARTY AND CRUSH GALA FOR THE TUCSON MUSEUM OF ART A party including samples of more than 100 wines, small bites prepared by 27 of Tucson’s best chefs, and a silent auction takes place in the lobby and courtyard of the Tucson Museum of Art, 140 N. Main Ave., from 6 to 9 p.m., Friday, March 30; $90, $75 advance, $150 VIP. A gala evening including a gourmet dinner with paired wines, dancing to the Ronstadt Cousins Band and a live auction of fine art takes place at Loews Ventana Canyon Resort, 7000 N. Resort Drive, from 5:30 to 9 p.m., Saturday, March 31; $225. Call or visit tucsonmuseumofart.org for more information. EP EXPO: A WEEKEND TRIBUTE TO THE KING Desert Diamond Entertainment Center. 1100 W. Pima Mine Road. 294-7777. A weekend devoted to all things Elvis Presley takes place from Thursday through Saturday, March 29 through 31. Showtimes are 7 p.m., Thursday and Friday; and 2 p.m., Saturday; $20, $35 two-day pass. Visit ddcaz.com and navigate to “Sahuarita” for tickets and more information. MOCTOBERFEST Mercado San Agustín. 100 S. Avenida del Convento. 461-1110, ext. 8. A block party from noon to 11:30 p.m., Saturday, March 31, includes beer contests; bike jousting; acrobatics with stilts, silks, fire and hulahoops; burlesque, vaudeville, comedy and street performance; food trucks; a mustache competition; an art walk and sculpture garden; a VIP wine-tasting lounge and more; free. Visit moctoberfest.com for more info.

ANNOUNCEMENTS EARTH DAY: CALL FOR EXHIBITORS AND PARADE ENTRANTS Reid Park. Broadway Boulevard and Alvernon Way. Exhibits related to environment-friendly products, household waste management, water conservation, water quality, air quality, alternative fuels, solar energy and sustainability are solicited for the Earth Day Festival and Parade at 10 a.m., Saturday, April 21. The deadline for registration is Friday, March 30. Call 206-8814, or visit tucsonearthday.org to register or for more information. TREASURES FOR TIHAN Doubletree Hotel. 445 S. Alvernon Way. 881-4200. Antiques, unique gifts, gift certificates, trips, jewelry, rugs, textiles, ceramics, event tickets, hotel and condo or bed-and-breakfast stays are among hundreds of potential bargains available at the Treasures for TIHAN benefit auction, Saturday, May 5. Sponsorships and donations of valuable auction items are encouraged through Sunday, April 15. Proceeds benefit the Tucson Interfaith HIV/AIDS Network. Call 299-6647.

BULLETIN BOARD EVENTS THIS WEEK ARTS AND CRAFTS EXPO Shell. 1570 W. Grant Road. 882-2988. In honor of National Crafts Month, a variety of vendors demonstrate and sell arts and crafts, and kids can make crafts in

their own area, from 10 a.m to 5 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, March 24 and 25; free admission. BOOK SALE Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Children’s books; rare and collectable books; books about history, humor, literature, mystery, romance, the Southwest and sports; CDs, videos, audio books and more are for sale from 50 cents to $4 from Wednesday through Saturday, March 28 through 31. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday; 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., Thursday; 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Friday, half-price day; and 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday, half-price morning and $5-per-bag afternoon. GINGA FIT CLASS Martha Cooper Branch, Tucson-Pima Public Library. 1377 N. Catalina Ave. 594-5315. Capoeira Mandinga Tucson presents a fun fitness program for all ages and fitness levels based on Brazilian dance and the Brazilian martial art Capoiera, from 3 to 4 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. JOURNALING FOR FOCUS AND HEALTH Miller-Golf Links Branch, Pima County Public Library. 9640 E. Golf Links Road. 594-5355. Participants learn journaling techniques and the physiological and emotional benefits attributed to the practice from 1 to 3 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. LEADERSHIP TRAINING: COMMUNITY ENGAGEMENT Ward 6 City Council Office. 3202 E. First St. 7914601. Learn how to engage residents in projects to help reduce project costs and build community, from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., Tuesday, March 27; free. Reservations are requested. Call 297-0702, or email milini@yes-network. org for reservations or more information. MEXICAN ART FAIR AND SALE Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Mata Ortiz pottery, Oaxacan carvings and Zapotec rugs are for sale from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Thursday through Saturday, March 22 through 24, in the education center; free admission to the sale does not include admission to the park. Baudel Lopez and Jorge Quintana demonstrate their pottery-decorating techniques. MINNESOTA HISTORICAL SOCIETY IN TUCSON Arizona Inn. 2200 E. Elm St. 325-1541. Society director and CEO Stephen Elliott presents an overview of a new program that allows students to access history lessons from all over the world, at an 11:30 a.m. luncheon, on Thursday, March 22; $35, $30 member. Reservations are required; call (651) 259-3127 for reservations or more information. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES Monterey Court Studio Galleries. 505 W. Miracle Mile. 582-0514. Patrons enjoy live music while visiting the galleries and farmers’ market from 6 to 8 p.m., every Friday; and from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., every Saturday and Sunday in March. Every Saturday also features a foodtruck rendezvous. NAVAJO RUG AND SOUTHWEST ART SHOW AND SALE Cat Mountain Station. 2740 S. Kinney Road. 5788795. A show and sale take place from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., Friday through Sunday, March 23 through 25; free. OUTSTANDING WOMEN IN GOVERNMENT AWARDS The Tucson Women’s Commission’s annual Women in Government Day awards are presented in a ceremony from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., Friday, March 23, in the Moore Courtyard of the Tucson Museum of Art, 140 N. Main Ave.; free. A light lunch is served, and Jan Lesher presents a lecture, “Women Keep It Going.” Visit pimatucsonwomen.org for more information and a nomination form. RUMMAGE SALE, PLANT SALE AND SCHOOL CARNIVAL Miles ELC School. 1400 E. Broadway Blvd. 225-2200. A 350-family rummage sale and a plant sale take place from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free admission. The sale includes clothing, jewelry, collectibles, housewares, furniture, books, toys, tools and baked goods. The annual school carnival, including games, prizes, a dunk tank, a cake walk and a silent auction, runs from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.; free admission. SOUTHERN ARIZONA AGAINST SLAVERY MONTHLY MEETING Northminster Presbyterian Church. 2450 E. Fort Lowell Road. 327-7121. An organization dedicated to combatting all forms of human trafficking meets at 6 p.m., the fourth Monday of every month. Email southernazagainstslavery@gmail.com, or visit saastucson.com for more information. ST. PHILIP’S PHIXERS HOMEMAINTENANCE WORKSHOP SERIES St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. St. Philip’s fourth-Sunday

home-maintenance presentations take place at 12:30 p.m., the fourth Sunday of every month; free. Participants should dress comfortably. On March 25, adobe repairs are the topic. Email greg.foraker@ stphilipstucson.org, or call 299-6421, ext. 44, for info. TAILS AND ALES DOG WASH Barrio Brewing Company. 800 E. 16th St. 791-2739. Skaters from the Tucson Roller Derby wash dogs for the benefit of the Humane Society of Southern Arizona from noon to 4 p.m., Sunday, March 25; $10. Search for “Tucson Roller Derby” on Facebook for more info. TUSD FORUM ON INCREASING ACTIVITY FEES The public is invited to a 6:30-to-8 p.m. forum to learn about extracurricular-activity fees, tax-credit contributions and a potential fee increase. Thursday, March 22: Tucson Magnet High School Cafeteria, 400 N. Second Ave. Wednesday, March 28: Santa Rita High School Auditorium, 3951 S. Pantano Road. Call 225-6000, or visit tusd1.org for more information. WINTER ROCKET LAUNCH Tucson International Modelplex Association Complex. 3250 N. Reservation Road. The Southern Arizona Rocketry Association’s Desert Heat 2012 offers events for all ages plus raffles and prizes from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday, March 24; and 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Sunday, March 25; free admission, $15 launch fee Saturday, $10 launch fee Sunday, $5 less for SARA members, $2 rocket rental. The club has a waiver to allow flight to 4,500 feet. Bring chairs, hats and sunscreen; no pets.

OUT OF TOWN DEMOCRATIC CLUB OF THE SANTA RITA AREA Green Valley Democratic Headquarters. 260 W. Continental Road. Green Valley. 838-0590. Current events are discussed from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., every Wednesday; free. Email acalkins10@aol.com, or visit gvdemocrats.org for more information. HERITAGE HIGHLANDS SOLAR PRESENTATION AND TOUR Heritage Highlands Clubhouse. 4949 W. Heritage Club Blvd. Marana. 579-9574. A presentation about basic solar technology and financing, a tour of home installations, and an opportunity to talk to the homeowners take place from 1 to 4 p.m., Sunday, March 25; free. Call 792-1093 for reservations or more information. SEASON OF TRADITION: TOHONO O’ODHAM CULTURE Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument. 10 Organ Pipe Drive. Ajo. (520) 387-6849. Members of the Tohono O’odham Nation demonstrate their crafts and traditions from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Kris Eggle Visitor Center; free. Saturday, March 24: traditional and horsehair basketry. Wednesday, March 28: native plant use, traditional basketry, pottery.

UPCOMING FLOURISH HAIR AND MAKEUP SHOW Playground Bar and Lounge. 278 E. Congress St. 3963691. A show of hair and makeup styles benefits Earth Month and Western Resource Advocates from 6 to 8 p.m., Friday, March 30; freewill donation. Call 4251700 for more information. I DO IN TUCSON BRIDAL SHOW Saguaro Buttes Community Church. 5825 S. Old Spanish Trail. 647-0994. Gowns, cakes, flowers, DJ services, invitations, photographers, videographers, reception sites, wedding planners and more are represented from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., Sunday, April 1; free. Visit idointucson.com for more information. WOMEN IMPACTING TUCSON Manning House. 450 W. Paseo Redondo. 770-0714. Marie R. Miyashiro, founder and president of Elucity Network Inc., and Jessica Schultz, outreach director for the city of Tucson, speak at a luncheon meeting from 11:20 to 1 p.m., Monday, April 2; $25, $20 with RSVP before Thursday, March 29. Call for reservations and more information.

ANNOUNCEMENTS 24-HOUR CRISIS LINE: 624-0348, (800) 553-9387 Wingspan. 430 E. Seventh St. 624-1779. Report a violent or discriminatory action against you or someone you know by calling the 24-hour bilingual crisis line at 6240348 or (800) 553-9387. If it’s an emergency, please first call 911. All services are available in English and Spanish. ART IN THE PARK Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. A guided tour of the 1937 adobe home on the grounds examines the changing art and cultural exhibits

that feature work by local and Southwest artists. The tour takes place at 11 a.m., every Tuesday and Thursday. A one-hour walking tour of the nature trails takes place at 9 a.m. and 1 p.m., Monday through Saturday. The walks are free with admission: $8, $6 senior, $5 active military, $4 student with valid ID, $2 ages 5 through 12, free member or child younger than 5, includes admission to the park. Visit tohonochulpark. org for more information. BEAGLE RESCUE Several beagle-adoption events and play dates are scheduled throughout the month. Visit soazbeaglerescue.com for the schedule and to learn more about Southern Arizona Beagle Rescue. BRIDGE CLUB Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Adults play bridge from 1 to 4 p.m., every Wednesday. Call for more information. CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS: TUCSON CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL Community groups, businesses, religious groups, neighborhood associations and ad hoc groups of five or more volunteers are needed to adopt parks, streets, washes and other public areas on an ongoing basis. Call 7913109, or visit tucsoncleanandbeautiful.org for more information.

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CHESS CLUB Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. All serious chess players are invited from 1 to 5 p.m., every Friday. Call for more information. COATS FOR CUBS Donations of real fur apparel, in any condition, can provide bedding and comfort to orphaned and injured wildlife. Buffalo Exchange has donated 6,331 used furs since 2006, and will take donations through Earth Day, Sunday, April 22. Visit buffaloexchange.com for a complete list of U.S. locations. THE COFFEE PARTY Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Friendly discussions of current events take place from 1 to 3 p.m., every Tuesday. Call 878-0256 for more information. COMMUNITY DRUM CIRCLE Himmel Park. 1000 N. Tucson Blvd. 791-3276. A community drum circle takes place from 3:30 to 6 p.m., every Sunday; free. Call 743-4901, or email cactuscarrie10@gmail.com for more information.

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DESERT CRONES Fellowship Square Villa III. 210 N. Maguire Ave. 8865537. Women older than 50 meet from 1 to 3 p.m., every Thursday except holidays, to enjoy companionship and creativity. Programs include guest speakers, writing workshops and drumming circles. Call 409-3357, or email hobbitmagick@hotmail.com for more information. DESERT SINGLES AND NETWORK SINGLES Desert Singles and Network Singles meet from 5 to 7 p.m., every Friday, at a different location. Free. Call 219-9985, or visit tucsondesertsingles.org for locations and more information.

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DIVORCE RECOVERY DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP First Church United Methodist. 915 E. Fourth St. 6226481. An open support group for anyone ending a relationship takes place from 1 to 2 p.m., every Tuesday; free. FARMERS’ MARKETS Alan Ward Downtown Mercado: south lawn of the Main Library, 101 N. Stone Ave., 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Wednesday, October through May; 8 a.m. to 1 p.m., Wednesday, June through September (339-4008). Arivaca Farmers’ Market: 16800 Arivaca Road, Arivaca, 9 a.m. to noon, Saturday. Bisbee Farmers’ Market: Vista Park in the Warren section, 8 a.m. to noon, Saturday (520-227-5060). Community Food Bank: 3003 S. Country Club Road, 8 a.m. to noon, Tuesday (6220525). Corona de Tucson Farmers’ Market: 15921 S. Houghton Road, Vail, 8 a.m. to noon, Friday (8701106). Douglas Farmers’ Market: Raul Castro Park, between D and E avenues, downtown Douglas, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Sunday (520-805-5938 or 520-805-0086). El Presidio Plaza Park Mercado: 115 N. Church Ave., 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Friday (339-4008). El Pueblo Farmers’ Market: El Pueblo Neighborhood Center parking lot, SW corner of Irvington Road and Sixth Avenue, 8 to 11 a.m., Saturday (882-3304). Elgin Farmers’ Market: Kief-Joshua Vineyards, 370 Elgin Road, Elgin, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., Sunday, May through October (520-455-5582). Farmers’ Markets at La Posada Green Valley: 665 S. Park Centre Ave., Green Valley, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Monday (6038116). Farmers’ Market at Voyager RV Resort: 8701 S. Kolb Road, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Thursday (603-8116). Friday Farmers’ Market at Broadway Village: 2926 E. Broadway Blvd., 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Friday (603-8116). Green Valley Village Farmers’ Market: 101 S. La Cañada

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Drive, Green Valley, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Wednesday (490-3315). Marana Farmers’ Market: 13395 N. Marana Main Street, Marana, 3 to 6 p.m., Tuesday (882-3313). Metal Arts Village Saturday Morning Market: 3230 N. Dodge Blvd., 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday (795-1770). Oracle Farmers’ Market: 2805 N. Triangle L Ranch Road, 9 a.m. to noon, Saturday (896-2123). Oro Valley Farmers’ Market: Town Hall at the corner of La Caùada Drive and Naranja Road, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (882-2157). Plaza Palomino: 2970 N. Swan Road, winter: 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday; summer: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (plazapalomino.com). Rincon Valley Farmers’ Market: 12500 E. Old Spanish Trail, winter: 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday; summer: 8 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (591-2276). St. David Farmers’ Market: St. David High School, 70 E. Patton St., St. David, 9 a.m. to noon, Saturday, May through October (520-2211074). St. Philip’s Plaza Saturday Farmers’ Market: St. Philip’s Plaza, southeast corner of River Road and Campbell Avenue, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (6038116). Santa Cruz River Farmers’ Market: Mercado San Agustín, 100 S. Avenida del Convento, 4 to 7 p.m., Thursday (622-0525). San Manuel Farmers’ Market: 801 McNab Parkway, 8 a.m. to noon, Saturday (520-2122337). Sierra Vista Farmers’ Market: corner of Carmichael Avenue and Willcox Drive, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., Thursday (520-378-2973). Sunsites Farmers’ Market: Shadow Mountain Golf Course, 1105 Irene St., Sunsites, 8 a.m. to noon, Saturday (520-826-1250). Tucson Farmers’ Market: St. Philip’s Plaza, southeast corner of River Road and Campbell Avenue, winter: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Sunday; summer: 8 a.m. to noon, Sunday (882-2157). Tucson Farmers’ Market at Jesse Owens Park: Jesse Owens Park, 400 S. Sarnoff Drive, winter: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Friday; summer: 8 a.m. to noon, Friday (918-9811). Tucson Farmers’ Market at Maynards: Maynards Market and Kitchen, 400 N. Toole Ave., winter: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday; summer: 8 a.m. to noon, Saturday (545-0577). Tucson’s Green Art and Farmers’ Market: 8995 E. Tanque Verde Road, 8 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday (982-2645). Ventana Plaza’s Farmers’ Market: 5455 N. Kolb Road, 3 to 7 p.m., Tuesday (603-8116). FOUNTAIN FLYERS TOASTMASTERS Coco’s Bakery Restaurant. 7250 N. Oracle Road. 7422840. Participants learn and enhance speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment, from 6:30 to 7:45 a.m., Tuesday; free. Call 861-1160. GAM-ANON MEETING University of Arizona Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. A 12-step support group for families and friends of compulsive gamblers meets in dining room No. 2500D at 7 p.m., every Monday; free. Call 570-7879 for more information. ITALIAN CONVERSATION Beyond Bread. 3026 N. Campbell Ave. 322-9965. All skill levels practice from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m., every Tuesday; free. Call 624-9145 for more information. JIGSAW PUZZLE EXCHANGE Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Exchange your jigsaw puzzle for a different one at the Jigsaw Puzzle Exchange display. Parking is free on Saturday, Sunday, evenings or for less than an hour. Library hours are 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday through Wednesday; 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Thursday; 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Friday; 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday; and 1 to 5 p.m., Sunday; free. Call 791-4010, or email askalibrarian@pima.gov for more information. LET’S SPEAK SPANISH Himmel Branch, Pima County Public Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 594-5305. A language and logistics professor

MAHJONG Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Play Mahjong from 1 to 3:30 p.m., each Saturday; free. Call for more information. PIMA COUNCIL ON AGING INFORMATION AND ASSISTANCE Free, one-on-one confidential information and referral sessions are offered at many locations throughout the city. For a complete list, visit pcoa.org. From 10 a.m. to noon, the second Tuesday of every month: Sahuarita Branch Library, 725 W. Via Rancho, Sahuarita. From 10 a.m. to noon, the second and fourth Wednesday of every month: Ellie Towne/Flowing Wells Community Center, 1660 W. Ruthrauff Road. From 10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., the second and last Wednesday of every month: Quincie Douglas Senior Center, 1575 E. 36th St. From 10 a.m. to noon, the third and fourth Wednesday of every month: Freedom Park Recreation Center, 5000 E. 29th St. From 9:30 to 10:30 a.m., the third and fourth Thursday of every month: Clements Center, 8155 E. Poinciana Drive. THE ROADRUNNERS TOASTMASTERS Atria Bell Court Garden. 6653 E. Carondelet Drive. 886-3600. The Roadrunners Toastmasters meet weekly from 6:30 to 8 a.m., Wednesday, to mutually support public speaking and leadership skills. Call 261-4560, or visit roadrunnerstoastmasters.com for more info. SCRABBLE CLUB Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Play Scrabble from 1 to 5 p.m., each Monday. Call for more information. SINGLES 50+ LUNCH GROUP Thunder Canyon Brewery. 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd. 7972652. A group meets for conversation and no-host lunch at noon, Sunday. Call 797-9873 for more info. TAX VOLUNTEERS NEEDED Pio Decimo Center and the IRS seek volunteers to provide four to five hours a week of free tax-preparation services to low-to-moderate-income residents of Green Valley and the Tucson metropolitan area. Volunteers don’t need prior experience. Spanish-speaking volunteers are also needed as interpreters. Call 622-2801, ext. 127, or email rcamacho@piodecimocenter.org. TUCSON SINGLETARIANS A social club for singles age 50 and older meets from 5 to 7 p.m., each Wednesday on the westside, and Thursday on the eastside, at locations that change each month. Free; no-host food and beverages. Call 3269174, or visit tucsonsingletarians.tripod.com for more information about the club’s many other activities. URBAN YARNS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Knitters and crocheters gather informally from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., each Friday, to work on their own projects, review the library’s fiber-themed books and find inspiration for new projects; free. No instruction is provided. Call 791-4010 for more information. XEROCRAFT: A PLACE TO CREATE Xerocraft. 1301 S. Sixth Ave. 906-0352. Tools and space for creative individuals to materialize their visions are available from 7 to 10 p.m., every Thursday; and noon to 4 p.m., every Saturday; free. Visit xerocraft.org for more info. YARNIVORES: A CROCHET AND KNITTING MEET-UP GROUP Murphy-Wilmot Branch, Tucson-Pima Public Library. 530 N. Wilmot Road. 594-5420. A brown-bag dinner

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BUSINESS & FINANCE EVENTS THIS WEEK CAREER TRANSITIONS WORKSHOP SERIES St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Linda Dewey leads a series of targeted workshops designed to help job-seekers gain momentum in their transition process, from 4 to 6 p.m., Tuesday, March 27, and April 24. Call 225-0432, or email lindatdewey@yahoo.com for more information. FINANCIAL PLANNING Bookmans. 6230 E. Speedway Blvd. 748-9555. James B. Maginnis gives a presentation about options for financial planning from 2 to 4 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. INFORMATION POWER FOR SMALL BUSINESS WORKSHOP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Discover sources for locating suppliers and competitors, identifying potential customers and tracking industry trends from 10:15 to 11:45 a.m., Saturday, March 24; free. Registration is required. Call 791-4010 to register and for more information. NAWBO MEMBERSHIP MIXER Manning House. 450 W. Paseo Redondo. 770-0714. Members and guests of the National Association of Women Business Owners network and enjoy door prizes, hors d’oeuvres and a cash bar from 4 to 7 p.m., Thursday, March 22; free. Call 326-2926 for info. WRITE-A-WILL SEMINAR Free seminars cover the importance of having a will, legal aspects of the will and giving opportunities through a will. Thursday, March 22, from 10 a.m. to 11:30 a.m.: San Miguel High School, 6601 S. San Fernando Road. Monday, March 26, from 1:30 to 3 p.m., Tucson Botanical Gardens, 2150 N. Alvernon Way. Call 3269686, ext. 15, or email execdirector@tucsonbotanical. org for reservations. YWCA: VOLUNTEER INCOME TAX ASSISTANCE YWCA Frances McClelland Leadership Center. 525 N. Bonita Ave. 884-7810. IRS-certified volunteer tax-preparers provide free tax-preparation and electronic filing from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m., Tuesday and Thursday; and from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday, through Thursday, April 19. Call 884-7810, ext. 113, or email lrabago@ ywcatucson.org for more information.

UPCOMING WRITE-A-WILL WORKSHOP YWCA Frances McClelland Leadership Center. 525 N. Bonita Ave. 884-7810. A workshop about why and how to create or update a will takes place at 10 a.m., Thursday, March 29; free. The event is sponsored by the YWCA, Girls Scouts of Southern Arizona and Emerge! Center Against Domestic Abuse. Call 884-7810, ext. 105, or email rsvp@ywcatucson.org for more info.

ANNOUNCEMENTS DROP-IN JOB HELP Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. A computer instructor provides one-on-one job help, including preparing a resume, researching careers,

and networking and job-search skills, from noon to 3 p.m., each Monday; and from 9 a.m. to noon, each Thursday, in the second-floor Catalina Room; free. Walkins are welcome. Call 791-4010, or email askalibrarian@pima.gov to register or for more info. FREE TAX HELP Seniors, disabled people, people for whom English is a second language and any individual who earns less than $50,000 annually may get free tax help at several times and locations throughout Southern Arizona. For the nearest location and hours of operation, call (800) 9069887; seniors call (888) 227-7669. Visit irs.gov. INTEGRATIVE WELLNESS COALITION MIXER Tucson Osteopathic Medical Foundation. 3182 N. Swan Road. 299-4545. Holistic health and wellness practitioners meet the fourth Tuesday of every month to socialize and share business information; $25, $20 member, $5 less via pre-registration. The March 27 speaker is Shay Beider, executive director of Integrative Touch for Kids. Call 261-1470 to pre-register or for more information. JOB-SEEKERS’ GATHERING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Former executive recruiter Beth Cole facilitates a gathering for adult job-seekers from 3 to 4 p.m., every Friday; free. SCORE BUSINESS COUNSELING Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Experienced executives give individualized advice about starting or building a business, from 3 to 5 p.m., every Tuesday; and from 9 a.m. to noon, every Saturday; free. Call for an appointment. TPAC SEEKS NOMINATIONS FOR ‘LUMIES’ The Tucson Pima Arts Council welcomes nominations for its 2012 awards to arts groups and business organizations that support and promote the arts in Tucson. Nominations are due by midnight, Thursday, April 12. Visit tucsonpimaartscouncil.org for nomination guidelines and more information.

FILM EVENTS THIS WEEK FOX TUCSON THEATRE Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. The Banff Mountain Film Festival features environmental, action and adventure films at 7:30 p.m. Saturday, March 24; and 6 p.m., Sunday, March 25; $15 or $45. Visit foxtucsontheatre.org for tickets and more info. HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH FILM FESTIVAL Quincie Douglas Branch, Pima County Public Library. 1585 E. 36th St. 594-5335. Lost Angels: Skid Row Is My Home, a documentary about multifaceted life on the streets, screens at 2 p.m., Sunday, March 25; free. A discussion follows with Bill Magnotto, executive director of La Frontera Partners, and Dr. Richard Van Rhoads, assistant professor of clinical psychiatry at the UA. LOFT CINEMA SPECIAL EVENTS Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Visit loftcinema.com for a complete list of forthcoming films and to reserve tickets. Thursday, March 22, at 7 p.m.: Chinatown, Hollywood Hellraisers; $9, $5 member. Tuesday, March 27, at 7 p.m.; and Wednesday, March 28, at 10 a.m.: Last Best Chance, post film Q&A with directors Michael Camerini and Shari Robertson, Human Rights Watch Film Festival; free. Thursday, March 29: The Last Picture Show, Hollywood Hellraisers; $9, $5 member.

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MISS REPRESENTATION Tucson Waldorf School River Bend Campus. 3605 E. River Road. 529-1032. A documentary about how limited portrayals of women in mainstream media contribute to under-representation of women in influential positions screens at 7 p.m., Wednesday, March 28; free. SALT OF THE EARTH First Christian Church. 740 E. Speedway Blvd. 6248695. The early pro-labor, pro-feminist film Salt of the Earth is shown at 2 p.m., Saturday, March 24, followed by a discussion with special guest Anita Torrez, who participated in the event depicted in the movie; $3 suggested donation. Call 624-4789, or email selc@webtv. net for more information. THE SIXTH SECTION El Pueblo Neighborhood Center. 101 W. Irvington Road. 573-0096. The Sixth Section, a unique portrait of a migrant community, screens from 6 to 8 p.m., Thursday, March 22; free. SMITTY Crossroads 6 Grand Cinemas. 4811 E. Grant Road. 327-7067. First-time director Marcos Vidal debuts a full-length thriller shot in Tucson with a Tucson cast, at 9:30 p.m., Friday, March 23; $7.50. Visit brownpapertickets.com for more info or advance tickets. THE NATIONAL THEATRE AT LOFT CINEMA Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. A live performance of The Comedy of Errors by the National Theatre is shown in HDTV at noon, Sunday, March 25; $15, $10 member. Visit loftcinema.com for tickets or more information. THRIVE Integrated Learning Center, Room 120. 1500 E University Blvd. 621-7788. Thrive, a documentary about global consolidation of money and power, screens at 5:30 p.m., Tuesday, March 27; free. A Q&A with filmmaker Foster Gamble and special-effects director Goa Lobaugh, a UA graduate, follows.

OUT OF TOWN CAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS Central School Project. 43 Howell Ave. Bisbee. (520) 255-3008. A Werner Herzog documentary about Chauvet Cave screens at 7 p.m., Friday, March 23; free. Email info@centralschoolproject.org for more info. HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH FILM FESTIVAL: TUBAC AND NOGALES Tubac Center of the Arts. 9 Plaza Road. Tubac. (520) 398-2371. Mountains and Clouds, a documentary about an effort to push immigration reform through Congress, is screened at 2:30 p.m., Wednesday, March 28; free. A Q&A with directors Michael Camerini and Shari Robertson follows.

GARDENING EVENTS THIS WEEK BIRDS AND GARDENING TOUR Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 3269686, ext. 10. A 45-minute tour explores the plants and gardening practices that attract birds to home gardens, and identifies birds frequently seen in the Botanical Gardens and urban Tucson, at 10 a.m., the first and fourth Wednesday of every month; $8, $4 child age 4 to 12, free younger child or member, includes admission to the gardens. Call or visit tucsonbotanical. org for more information.

UPCOMING SPRING PLANT SALE Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Native, arid-adapted and cold-hardy plants are for sale from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday, March 31; and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Sunday, April 1; free admission to the sale does not include admission to the park.

ANNOUNCEMENTS GARDENING CLASSES AT THE LIBRARY Master Gardeners from the Pima County Cooperative Extension Service conduct free classes the first Saturday of every month, at 10:30 a.m., Mission Branch, 3770 S. Mission Road; every Friday through April 27, at 1 p.m., Oro Valley Public Library, 1305 W. Naranja Drive; and every Wednesday at 1 p.m., at the Murphy-Wilmot Branch, 530 N. Wilmot Road. Visit ag.arizona.edu for more information.

ORGANIC GARDENERS COMPOSTING EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Tucson Organic Gardeners members answer questions in the composting-demonstration area from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., every Saturday, through May 26; $8, $4 age 4 to 12, free younger child or member, includes admission to the gardens. Call or visit tucsonbotanical.org for more information. PLANT LOW-COST TREES FOR ENERGY EFFICIENCY Customers of Tucson Electric Power Company qualify for native shade trees to plant within 15 feet of their homes on the west, south or east side. Trees are $8 including delivery. Call 791-3109, or visit tucsonaz.gov/tcb/tft for more information.

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HEALTH EVENTS THIS WEEK BE A LIFESAVER TUCSON UA Sarver Heart Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 6266332. A citywide drive designed to teach Tucsonans how to do chest-compression-only CPR, a method developed at Sarver Heart Center, continues through Sunday, March 25, at sites all over town. Visit bealifesavertucson.com for schedules, locations and other information.

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EVENTS THIS WEEK ACTIVE IMAGINATION THEATRE Beowulf Alley Theatre Company. 11 S. Sixth Ave. 8820555. Rabbit Hood, an imaginative reinterpretation of Robin Hood as the Easter Bunny, continues every Saturday and Sunday, through Saturday, April 7. Shows are at noon; $5 child or adult. Call or email theatre@ beowulfalley.org for reservations or more information. ALL TOGETHER THEATRE Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. An original adaptation of Goldilocks and the Three Bears continues through April 1. Showtime is at 1 p.m., Sunday; $5 to $8. Call or visit livetheatreworkshop.org for reservations and more info. ANNUAL HIGH SCHOOL ART INVITATIONAL Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. An exhibit of works juried by art and photography teachers in Pima County continues through Friday, March 30; free. An artists’ reception takes place from 2 to 3 p.m., Saturday, March 24. Hours are 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday through Wednesday; 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Thursday; 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Friday; 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday; and 1 to 5 p.m., Sunday. Call 791-4010 for more information. COMIC-BOOK BOOKMARKS Bookmans. 1930 E. Grant Road. 325-5767. Make bookmarks from old comic books from 11 a.m. to noon, Sunday, March 25; free. FAMILY DAY AT THE POETRY CENTER UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. Students ages 5 through 8 from the TUSD program Opening Minds Through the Arts perform Shel Silverstein’s Where the Sidewalk Ends in Persian, and works that connect dance, instrumental music and opera to the written word, from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. The performance is preceded by Poetry Joeys children’s writing workshops from 10 to 11 a.m. Visit poetry.arizona.edu for more info. FAMILY PICNIC FUNDRAISER McCormick Park. 2950 N. Columbus Blvd. A jumping castle, train ride, face-painting, henna, a clown and cotton candy are featured at a picnic from 1 to 5 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. A picnic lunch of halal kebabs, humus, bread and salad is $6. Please bring something to sit on. The event supports refugee assistance provided by the Noor Women’s Association. Email safa.merheb@gmail.com for more information about the picnic. Visit freewebs.com/noorwomen for more information about the NWA. HAWK HAPPENING Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Kathie Schroeder shares secrets in the lives of the Southwest’s Harris hawks, in the children’s ramada, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., the second and fourth Wednesday of every month; $8, $6 senior, $5 active military, $4 student with valid ID, $2 ages 5 through 12, free member or child younger than 5; includes admission.

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Raffle Prizes • Silent Auction “Grey Matter” Jewelry Gourmet Dessert Table Buy from select vendors donating partial proceeds • Look for shop specials!

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Retail Shops

Blue Dog Confectionery & Gallery

Healthy treats for your dog, even gluten-free.

Victorian West

New, gothic and vampire art tiles, and unique vampire velvet chokers

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Hacienda Bellas Artes

See our expanded selections of art, jewelry, talavera pottery, unique collectibles, antique mirrors, stained glass and old pawn jewelry. Also, beautiful Southwestern leatherwork.

Small Miracle Craft Mall

Where you will find things you didn’t know you needed and now desperately want.

Art Galleries Gone to Pieces Mosaic Design and Artwork. Classes coming in the SPRING. Watch for class times and details.

The Quantum Art Gallery HIDDEN AGENDAS

Velvet Rags & Mercantile Stop by for a sneak preview! Grand Opening coming soon!

Dragon’s Spark Urban Boutique

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NEXT LOUNGE MOCA. 265 S. Church Ave. 624-5019. High school students with valid ID can hang out, draw, watch art videos or get help with homework from artists and mentors with a wide range of expertise, from 2 to 5 p.m., every Wednesday, through May 9, except April 18; free. OUTDOOR FAMILY DAY Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Families with children ages 5 through 12 explore how flowers attract birds, bees and other creatures, and enjoy an imaginary pollinator picnic, from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m., Saturday, March 24; free. Reservations are required. Call 615-7855, or e-mail eeducation@pima. gov for more information. PUPPET MUZIK! Bookmans. 3733 W. Ina Road. 579-0303. A traveling puppet theater performs an eclectic mix of music at 1 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. SCHOOL DAYS OUT Jewish Community Center. 3800 E. River Road. 2993000. Day care is provided for school-age children from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on days that school isn’t in session; $40 to $57 per day. The program includes field trips, sports, art, cooking and swimming in season. Lunch is provided, except by request. Pre-care is offered from 7 to 9 a.m.; and post-care is from 4 to 6 p.m.; $5 each. Advance registration is requested. Visit tucsonjcc.org for School Days Out dates and more information. SONORAN ARTHROPOD STUDIES INSTITUTE Sonoran Arthropod Studies Institute. 7700 W. Gates Pass Road. 883-3945. A community lunch (potluck optional), a presentation about arthropods at the Sweetwater Wetlands, a workshop on building bee habitats, nature walks, children’s activities and an exhibit of live and pinned specimens are featured from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. Visit sasionline.org for more information. VISTA DEL RIO ARCHAEOLOGY CELEBRATION Vista del Rio Cultural Resource Park. 7575 E. Desert Arbors St. Kids and families enjoy a hands-on educational program about the ancient Hohokam Indians who lived at the site, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. Activities include making pottery artifacts to take home, grinding corn and learning to play traditional Native American games. Call 798-1201, or email info@ oldpueblo.org for more information.

OUT OF TOWN SPRING BREAK FARM TOURS Dad’s Farm. 30 W. Ivey Road. Huachuca City. (520) 285-6316. Kids experience a day at a real farm, visit animals at the petting zoo, plant seeds and ride in a horse-drawn wagon and a tractor-pulled train from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Friday, March 23. Older kids and adults observe spring-planting preparations, learn about mulching and watering systems, and view the crops. Admission is $5 all ages. Visit dadsfarm.net for more information.

UPCOMING TSO JUST FOR KIDS GRAND FINALE CONCERT Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. The Tucson Symphony Orchestra presents Dusty Locks and the Three Bears, a story by local author Susan Lowell set to music by Ilona Vukovic-Gay, and a number of concert pieces favored by children, including “Flight of the Bumble Bee,” the Overture to William Tell and “He’s a Pirate” from Pirates of the Caribbean, at 2 p.m., Sunday, April 1; $5, all seats are general admission. Visit foxtucsontheatre.org for tickets and more info.

OUTDOORS EVENTS THIS WEEK HISTORICAL TOUR OF AGUA CALIENTE PARK Agua Caliente Regional Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. All ages enjoy a guided tour of the park’s historic structures, and learn about its farming and ranching history, from 11 a.m. to noon, Sunday, March 25 free. Reservations are required. Call 615-7855, or email eeducation@pima.gov for reservations. SONORAN DESERT WEEDWACKERS Tucson Mountain Park. 2020 N. Kinney Road. 8776000. Volunteers age 12 and older help remove buffelgrass and fountain grass from 7 to 10 a.m., every second and fourth Wednesday; and every third Saturday; free. Work may require hiking and working on steep slopes. Meeting locations are in Tucson Mountain Park. 28 WWW. WEEKLY.COM

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OUT OF TOWN FORT BOWIE 150TH ANNIVERSARY Fort Bowie Visitors Center. 3327 Old Fort Bowie Road. Bowie. (520) 847-2500, ext. 1. A park ranger guides hikes focusing on the chronology of events that led to the establishment of the fort, including the Bascom Affair and the Battle of Apache Pass, at 10 a.m., every Sunday in March; free. The 3-mile round-trip hike begins at the Fort Bowie trailhead off Apache Pass Road near Willcox. HONEY BEE CANYON PARK BIRDING WALK Honey Bee Canyon Park. 13880 N. Rancho Vistoso Blvd. Oro Valley. 877-6000. Birding expert Mary Ellen Flynn guides walkers age 12 and older to look for Gambel’s quail, verdins, gnatcatchers and other birds of the Southwest desert from 8 to 10 a.m., Saturday, March 24; free. Call 615-7855, or e-mail eeducation@ pima.gov for more information. SAN PEDRO RIVER WALK San Pedro House. 9800 Highway 90. Sierra Vista. (520) 508-4445. A 2-mile interpretive walk in the rich wildlife habitat along the San Pedro River takes place at 9 a.m., every Saturday in March; freewill donation. Visit sanpedroriver.org for more information. TOUR OF MISSIONS AROUND TUMACÁCORI Tumacácori National Historical Park. 1891 E. Frontage Road. Tumacácori. 398-2341. A guided tour to the fragile ruins of the historic mission sites of Los Santos Ángeles de Guevavi and San Cayetano de Calabazas takes place at 9:30 a.m., Tuesday, March 27; $20 includes transportation and admission to the Tumacácori mission and national park. Visit nps.gov/tuma, or call (520) 398-2341, ext. 0, for reservations or more info.

ANNOUNCEMENTS BEGINNER BIRD WALK Mason Audubon Center. 8751 N. Thornydale Road. 7440004. The Tucson Audubon Society hosts an introduction to birdwatching for all ages with a casual, guided stroll through the saguaro-ironwood desert at 8 a.m., every Saturday; free. Call 629-0510, ext. 7011, for info. MOUNT LEMMON SKYCENTER SKYNIGHTS PROGRAM Mount Lemmon SkyCenter. 9800 Ski Run Road. 6268122. A peek through the largest public viewing telescope in the Southwest is just part of a five-hour tour of the universe from 3 to 8 p.m., nightly; $48 Monday through Thursday, $60 Friday through Sunday, $30 student. Reservations are required. Visit skycenter.arizona. edu for reservations. Search Facebook for “Mt. Lemmon SkyCenter” for daily photo updates about current events in the universe. RAMSEY CANYON PRESERVE WALKS Ramsey Canyon Preserve. 27 Ramsey Canyon Road. Miracle Valley. (520) 378-2785. Nature Conservancy docents give guided walks through the habitats of more than 170 bird species and a wide range of wildlife at 9 a.m., every Monday, Thursday and Saturday; $5, $3 member or Cochise County resident, free younger than 16, admission is good for a week. Pets are not allowed. SABINO CANYON HIKES Sabino Canyon Visitors’ Center. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 749-8700. Hikes led by Sabino Canyon Volunteer Naturalists start at 8:30 a.m., every Friday. Hikes range from easy to medium-difficulty and last from two to four hours. Most are free and depart from the visitor center. Some require an $8 tram ride. Visit scvntucson.org for details. SABINO CANYON WALKS Sabino Canyon Visitors’ Center. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 749-8700. Volunteer Naturalists lead walks in Lower Sabino Canyon every Monday through Thursday, through Thursday, April 26; free. Parking is $5 per day or $20 per year. Children younger than 18 must be accompanied by an adult. Monday, 2 to 4 p.m.: Secrets of Sabino Revealed. Tuesday, 8:30 to 11:30 a.m.: plant and bird walk with photography tips. Wednesday, 8:30 to 11:30 a.m.: nature walk with photography tips for insects and rock formations. Thursday, 8:30 to 11 a.m.: Gneiss Walk, a 2.5 hour walk looking at geology. Call or visit scvntucson.org for more information. TOHONO CHUL GUIDED BIRD AND NATURE WALKS Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Birders at any level of expertise tour the nature trails and gardens of 49-acre Tohono Chul Park and learn to identify some of the 27 resident bird species at 8:30 a.m., every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. A onehour walking tour of the nature trails takes place at 9 a.m. and 1 p.m., Monday through Saturday; $8, $6 senior, $5 active military, $4 student with valid ID, $2

SPIRITUALITY EVENTS THIS WEEK ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE CRAZY MYSTICS St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Brad Stroup facilitates a series of seminars about prominent male mystics at 7 p.m., every Wednesday, through April 4. March 28: Nicolas of Cusa, 1401 to 1464 A.D. April 4: the preChristian Sidhartha Gautama, 563 to 483 B.C., on the Buddha’s “Fire Sermon.” BRUNO GRÖNING DOCUMENTARY FILM UA Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. The Bruno Gröning Circle of Friends presents a documentary about Gröning’s life and work, and an introduction to his teachings, from noon to 5 p.m., Sunday, March 25; free. Call 904-4801 for more information. BUDDHISM AND THE 12 STEPS St. Francis in the Foothills Church. 4625 E. River Road. 299-9063. Kevin Griffin, author of Breath by Breath: Buddhism and the 12 Steps, presents “Freedom From Craving” from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., Friday, March 23; and 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $10 suggested donation Friday, $40 suggested donation Saturday; no one will be turned away. Call 829-0108 for reservations or more information. TIES SPEAKER SERIES Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Speakers discuss their near-death experiences at 6:30 p.m., the second and fourth Thursday every month; $5 suggested donation. Call 395-2365, or email ties@ spiritual-explorations.com for more information.

UPCOMING WIZARDSCACHE EXPLORE SERIES Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Chriss Lemmon presents three lectures and interactive workshops on the nature of creation, healing and mapmaking for the unknown, in annex No. 3, from 7 to 9:30 p.m., Thursday through Saturday, March 29 through 31; $15, $35 for all three evenings.

ANNOUNCEMENTS BHAGAVAD GITA STUDY Govinda’s Natural Foods Buffet and Boutique. 711 E. Blacklidge Drive. 792-0630. Shared reading and indepth study of the ancient Indian text takes place from 6:30 to 8 p.m., every Wednesday; free. A free light meal follows. Visit govindasoftucson.com for more info. BUDDHIST MEDITATION AND PHILOSOPHY Tara Mahayana Buddhist Center. 1701 E. Miles St. 296-8626. Buddhist nun Gen Kelsang Lingpur teaches about Buddhist meditation and philosophy at 10 a.m., Sunday, and 7 p.m., Thursday. A lesson also is given at 6:30 p.m., Tuesday, at A Rich Experience, 7435 N. Oracle Road, No. 101; and 6:30 p.m., Friday, at Sunrise Chapel, 8421 E. Wrightstown Road; freewill donation. Call or visit meditationintucson.org for info. LGBT BUDDHIST MEDITATION AND PRACTICE Three Jewels. 314 E. Sixth St. 303-6648. Two 20-minute silent sitting meditations, readings from Buddhist spiritual texts, and discussion take place from 10 to 11:45 a.m., every Sunday; free-will donation. Bring a pillow or cushion. Call 287-3127 for more information. MEDITATION AND YOGA BY DONATION Yoga Connection. 3929 E. Pima St. 323-1222. Group meditation takes place from 7 to 8 p.m., every Monday. Meditation techniques alternate weekly among Mantra, Krya, Yoga Nidra and others. Yoga practice takes place from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m., every Tuesday; 3:30 to 4:30 p.m., every Wednesday; and 8 to 8:30 a.m., every Thursday. Call for more information. MINDFULNESS MEDITATION Tucson Buddhist Meditation Center. 1133 S. Swan Road. 745-4624. A Theravada Buddhist monk guides exploration of mindfulness and peacefulness for all levels at 3 p.m., every Sunday. A silent sitting meditation takes place at 6 p.m., every Sunday. Both are free. Visit tucsonbuddhistcenter.org for more information. SINGING BIRD SANGHA Zen Desert Sangha. 3226 N. Martin Ave. 319-6260. Meditation and teachings in the Buddhist tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh take place at 4:45 p.m., every Sunday; free. Call 299-1903 for more information.

STILLNESS MEDITATION GROUP Kiewit Auditorium, UA Medical Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. Stillness meditation for patients, families, staff and the community takes place from 1:30 to 2:30 p.m., every Monday; free. Call 694-4605 or 6944786 for more information. SUNDAY FEAST AND FESTIVAL Govinda’s Natural Foods Buffet and Boutique. 711 E. Blacklidge Drive. 792-0630. Mantra chanting takes place at 5:30 p.m., every Sunday, followed by a spiritual discourse at 6 p.m., and a ceremony consisting of music, chanting and dancing at 6:30 p.m.; free. An eight-course vegetarian feast is served at 7 p.m.; $3. Call or visit govindasoftucson.com for more information. TIBETAN BUDDHIST PRACTICE HOUR Little Chapel of All Nations. 1052 N. Highland Ave. 623-1692. Meditation instruction and practice, chanting and a short dharma talk by Khenpo Drimed Dawa (Dean Pielstick) take place from 11 a.m. to noon, every Sunday; free. Call 622-8460, or visit dharmakirti.org.

SPORTS EVENTS THIS WEEK AZ BLISTER KICKBALL Joaquin Murrieta Park. 1400 N. Silverbell Road. 7914752. League play continues at 7 p.m., every Thursday, through April 19. Visit kickball.com to register and for more information. GABA BIKE RIDES A ride from Green Valley to Tumacácori Mission and beyond starts at Continental Plaza, Continental Road at Interstate 19, at 9 a.m., Sunday, March 25; free. Call 891-4661 for information. A ride that starts at 10 a.m., at the Long Horn Bar and Grill, 28851 S. Nogales Highway, Amado, stops for no-host lunch at Gadsden Coffee Company, 16600 W. Arivaca Road, Arivaca; free. Call 490-3997 for more information. A ride begins at 10 a.m., Thursday, March 29, at Tumacácori National Historic Park, 1891 E. Frontage Road, Tumacácori, and proceeds to Nogales for lunch, then back via Rio Rico; free. Call 490-3997 for information. IHRA NITRO-JAM Southwestern International Raceway. 11300 S. Houghton Road. 762-9700. International Hot Rod Association Nitro-Jam races take place from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Friday and Saturday, March 23 and 24; $20, $10 ages 8 through 13, free younger child, $5 less in advance. Visit sirace.com for advance tickets and more information. KISS ME DIRTY WOMEN-ONLY OBSTACLE 5K RACE Pima County Fairgrounds. 11500 S. Houghton Road. 762-3247. Teams and individuals run a 5k race through mud and other sloppy obstacles at 9:30 a.m., Saturday, March 24; $60, $50 advance, free spectator. Proceeds benefit gynecological cancer research. Visit kissmedirty. com for details and to register. MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SPRING TRAINING Kino Veterans Memorial Stadium. 2500 E. Ajo Way. 434-1021. Gates open at 11:30 a.m., and game time is 1:05 p.m.; $6 to $20. Thursday, March 22: San Diego Padres vs. Colorado Rockies. Friday, March 23: Chicago White Sox vs. Los Angeles Dodgers in a benefit game for the Christina-Taylor Green Memorial Foundation. Visit kinosportscomplex.com for more info. SHOBOX LIVE BOXING Anselmo Valencia Tori Amphitheater. Casino del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 344-9435. Diego Magdaleno meets Miguel “Barreterito” Beltran Jr. in a televised event at 6 p.m., Friday, March 23; $31.50 to $100. Visit casinodelsol.com for tickets or more info. TUCSON ROLLER DERBY Bookmans Event Center. 5120 S. Julian Drive. 8811744. The Copper Queens meet the Vice Squad at 5:30 p.m., and the Tucson Bandoleras skate against the Inland Empire Derby Divas at 6:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24. Visit tucsonrollerderby.com for more info. UA MEN’S TENNIS LaNelle Robson Tennis Center. 900 N. Martin Ave. 6219902. Matches are free to spectators. Sunday, March 25, at 11 a.m.: Louisville. Friday, March 30, at 1:30 p.m.: Stanford. Sunday, April 1, at 11 a.m.: California. Friday, April 6, at 11 a.m.: UCLA. Sunday, April 8, at 11 a.m.: USC. Visit arizonawildcats.com for more info. UA WOMEN’S TENNIS LaNelle Robson Tennis Center. 900 N. Martin Ave. 6219902. Matches are free to spectators. Friday, March 23, at 1:30 p.m.: Washington. Saturday, March 24, at noon: Oregon. Visit arizonawildcats.com for more info.

OUT OF TOWN COPPER CITY BASE BALL TOURNAMENT Warren Ballpark. Corner of Arizona Street and Ruppe Road. Bisbee. Teams don vintage gear and play baseball as if it were the late 1800s at a tournament Saturday and Sunday, March 24 and 25. Play is from 10 a.m. to dusk; $10 per day, $12 both days, free age 12 and younger. Call (520) 432-3813, or visit friendsofwarrenballpark.com for tickets and more info. SONOITA-BISBEE SPRING BIKE TOUR Santa Cruz County Fairgrounds. 3142 Arizona State Route 83 Sonoita. 455-5553. Travel 63 miles via highways 82 and 80 starting at 7:30 a.m., Saturday, March 24; enjoy an evening of camaraderie and fun in Bisbee; then return Sunday, March 25, via a 66.5-mile route through Hereford and Sierra Vista; $90, $80 member, $10 less for preregistration. Camping is available Friday night. Visit bikegaba.org to register and get more info.

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ANNOUNCEMENTS POOL TOURNAMENTS Pockets Pool and Pub. 1062 S. Wilmot Road. 5719421. Nine-ball tournaments take place according to handicap at 5 p.m., Sunday, and 7:30 p.m., Wednesday, for 9 and under; and at 7:30 p.m., Monday, for 8 and under. Tournaments for handicaps 9 and under take place at noon, every Saturday: 14.1 straight pool the first Saturday; nine-ball the second and fourth Saturday; 10-ball the third Saturday; and eight-ball the fifth Saturday; $10, optional $5 side pot. Unrated players arrive 30 minutes early to get a rating. Chess and backgammon also available. Call for more information. RAINBOW RIDERS CYCLING GROUP A group of LGBTA cyclists dedicated to the enjoyment of all types of bicycling meets every Sunday, and other occasions at the suggestion of members; free. Times vary. All levels of riders are welcome. E-mail nursewratchet@yahoo.com, or visit health.groups.yahoo. com/group/wingspan_fun2bhealthy/messages for more info. TUCSON FRONTRUNNERS LGBT people and family, friends and straight allies of all ability levels run or walk at their own pace. At 5:30 p.m., every Monday, they participate in Meet Me at Maynards, 311 E. Congress St. At 5:30 p.m., each Wednesday, they climb Tumamoc Hill, just west of the intersection of Silverbell Road and Anklam Road. At 7:30 p.m., every Saturday, they walk Reid Park from the parking lot of Hi Corbett Field, 3400 E. Camino Campestre. An hour later, they meet for brunch. Visit tucsonfrontrunners.org for more information.

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PERFORMING ARTS Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater mixes two classics by the founder with two wo works by the new director

Mixing It Up BY MARGARET REGAN, mregan@tucsonweekly.com y.com ack in the first week of March, in Houston, the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater did something it had never done before: Its dancers performed “Arden Court,” a work by modernist choreographer Paul Taylor. This Friday in Tucson, at UA Centennial Hall, the company will try on two Robert Battle works for size. Something is different with the 54-year-old company, and that something is the troupe’s brand-new artistic director, Robert Battle himself. Battle took over the legendary company last July 1, becoming only the third director in its existence. “It’s an honor,” Battle, 39, said by phone last week from California, where the company was performing on a 27-stop, four-month North American tour. “Alvin Ailey is one of the mostimportant institutions in the world, in terms of what we’re doing onstage, offstage, in the community, in the Ailey school and in camps. We’re cultural ambassadors for the United States.” As an African-American dancer and choreographer, Battle is acutely aware of the Ailey tradition—he created six dances for the company before joining—but he also believes it’s time to mix it up. “Audiences should be expecting the unexpected, limited only by our imagination,” he said. “We’ll be doing traditional (Ailey) works and works by established choreographers and new choreographers. And, yes, I’ll be fully engaged as a choreographer.” The Tucson show offers a glimpse of the company’s fresh vision. It will include two Ailey pieces: the beloved “Revelations,” a company staple from 1960, and 1979’s “Memoria.” But it will also feature two dances by Battle: “Takademe,” a 1999 solo that’s making its Ailey debut, and “The Hunt,” a 2001 work for six men that made its way into the Ailey repertory last year. Originally from Miami, Battle studied voice and martial arts before turning to dance at the age of 10 or 11. He trained first at the New World School of the Arts and then moved on to the Juilliard School. He danced for seven years in the 1990s with the modern Parsons Dance Company, and started choreographing even then, as a young dancer. In 2002, he set out on his own, creating Battleworks Dance Company and composing works for Ailey and a variety of other companies. Battleworks is now dissolved, he said. Judith Jamison, who succeeded Ailey as artistic director after his death in 1989, chose Battle as her successor. Before his official 30 WWW.TuCsON WEEKLY.COM

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Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater’s Yannick Lebrun, Jermaine Terry and Linda Celeste ous and sexy. I want to continue all aspects of appointment in July, Battle was “artistic director his work.” designate” for a year, he said. During that time, Ailey’s 1979 “Memoria,” a work for 21 danche started making artistic decisions, including ers on the Centennial Hall program, was comannouncing Ailey’s New Directions posed as a memorial to Joyce Trisler, a “beautiChoreography Lab. The new project will award ful dancer, a colleague and friend” to Ailey, fellowships to four new and midcareer choreBattle said. Danced to jazz from Keith Jarrett, ographers each year, with an eye toward helpthe piece is a “masterful ballet, a hauntingly ing them develop their art—and allowing them beautiful work that has both mystery and a to set work on the acclaimed Ailey dancers. certain sense of groundedness.” The large troupe of 30 dancers has underBattle’s dances on the program show his gone a significant shift in recent years; 20 were own range. hired just since 2008. Battle himself had the “Takademe” is a solo, just three minutes and “opportunity to select nine new dancers” last 20 seconds long, to be danced by Demetia summer, he said. Arizona native Clifton Brown, Hopkins. The music is a jazz score by Sheila who mesmerized Tucson audiences the last Chandra, but the piece is a riff on Kathak, time Ailey hit town, is no longer with the comIndian classical dance. When Battle was a stupany full-time, Battle said, though he occasiondent at Juilliard, he used to peek in at the ally steps in as a guest artist. Kathak dance classes, though he never joined Despite the changes, Battle is committed to in. He was attracted not only by the distinctive the work of Alvin Ailey. Battle intends to conmovements, but also by the singing. tinue the tradition of presenting “Revelations” “I started out as a singer, and I love extreme at nearly every concert. Inspired by what Ailey voice, from operatic voice to Indian Kathak,” called his “blood memories” of his DepressionBattle said. “I also love jazz, and Kathak singing era childhood in Texas, “Revelations” is danced reminded me of scatting, syllables and rhythms.” to stirring gospel anthems. When he was a young dancer, he choreoNamed the top modern piece of the 20th graphed “Takademe” in a living room in century by Dance Magazine, “Revelations” is a Queens, and he used to dance it himself at “national treasure, a historic work,” Battle said. Parsons. “Now I’m here at this magnificent comTo get to the “bare bones” of its meaning, it has pany, and this piece reminds me of that time.” to be danced, and danced again. Though “Takademe” has been performed by And there’s a practical reason to keep perAiley II, this is the first time it has made its forming the cherished piece: “When we don’t way into the repertory of the main company. put the work on the program, we see it at the Ailey II has danced Battle’s “The Hunt” for box office,” he said. some time, and the main company started perBut “Revelations” isn’t the sum total of forming it last year. Set to music by Les Ailey’s aesthetic, Battle said. “He also did ‘Blues Tambours du Bronx, “it’s a dance for six men, Suite’ and ‘Night Creature.’ He could be humor-

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percussive-driven, aggressive and ritualistic. It’s extremely immediate and very gripping. I started martial arts before I did dance, and in this dance, I’m reminded of karate.” Battle faced the tough New York critics when he presented his first Big Apple season as artistic director this winter. Several writers seemed wary of the Ailey troupe’s accessibility and celebratory appeal. A review by The New York Times’ Alistair Macaulay was headlined “Trying Always to Please, Rarely to Challenge.” But the new artistic director said he didn’t pay much attention. “I was too busy celebrating,” he said. “There’s so much to celebrate: what is wonderful about the company and what we do. People leave the theater feeling uplifted. It’s an important aspect of what we do. There’s so much cynicism in the world. People can come here and feel connected.” Sometimes audiences are so excited by “Revelations,” the usual concert finale, that the dancers double back and dance the last section again. When asked whether Tucson will merit the longer version, Battle laughed. “No guarantees,” he said. “It’s like an encore. It depends on the audience.”

PERFORMING ARTS Beowulf Alley illuminates a historical tragedy in a solid production of ‘Radium Girls’

Faith in Science or its production of D.W. Gregory’s historical drama Radium Girls, Beowulf Alley Theatre has a greenish spotlight in the center of the stage. When director (and set designer) Sheldon Metz came out to introduce the play on opening night, he edged away from the glowing light, joking, “That’s radioactive.” The plot of Radium Girls would make anyone nervous. It’s a dramatization of the real-life case of workers in a radium factory in New Jersey who fell ill after painting watch dials with a glowing radium solution. The women licked their paintbrushes after each application, blissfully ignorant that the radium would eventually cause necrosis (rotting) of the bone, starting in the jaw. The workers were soon facing slow and certain death from radium poisoning, and several sued the United States Radium Corp., becoming known in the press as the Radium Girls. The play begins in 1926, when Madame Curie (Joan O’Dwyer), discoverer of radium, visits the U.S. and receives a hero’s welcome. Our protagonist is Grace Fryer (Nicole Scott), a young worker in the plant. Grace dropped out of school to work, eager to help support her large family, and she’s proud to be contributing to science by working with radium. Scott is the only actor who plays just one character. The rest of the cast (four other women and four men) each portray a variety of supporting characters, helping to tell the complex legal and medical saga that unfolds. When one of Grace’s friends, Irene (Bree Boyd-Martin), dies, Grace and another worker, Kathryn (Samantha Cormier), try to file a complaint with the company. They are stymied in their efforts, and their situation only worsens when they start to show symptoms, too.

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Samantha Cormier, Bree Boyd-Martin and Nicole Scott in Radium Girls. The play might have benefited from being a Radium Girls half-hour shorter. Still, the ensemble cast does Presented by Beowulf Alley Theatre Company solid work, with Scott, Cormier and BoydMartin as stand-outs. 7:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday; 2:30 p.m., Sunday, through Sunday, April 8 What’s puzzling and frustrating about the production is the lighting. That glowing green 11 S. Sixth Ave. spotlight serves as a visual evocation of radi$20 regular; $18 seniors, teachers and military; $8 students um, but most of the stage (and the relatively bare-bones set) is kept in darkness. Most of the Runs 2 1/2 hours, with one intermission time, the actors are partly in shadow. The few 882-0555; lighting changes happen too slowly, making www.beowulfalley.org some of the scene shifts awkward. Given that the glowing light of radium is a Theatre of New Jersey in 2000, has been promajor theme in the play (it opens with the line, duced all over the country—and I’m glad “Light. So much light!”), the dimly lit stage is Beowulf has brought it to Tucson. It’s a darkly distracting. I’ll give lighting designer Raulie entertaining piece, and it carries an extra Martinez the benefit of the doubt and assume punch because it’s a true story. this was a thematic choice and not a mistake, “Names have not been changed to protect but it doesn’t really work. the innocent … or guilty,” Metz announces in What does work is the music: Composer Alex the program notes. Greengaard has provided a creepy, subtle soundIn fact, the only real villain in Radium Girls track that creates just the right atmosphere. is our peculiarly naïve faith in the miracles of Despite some hiccups, Radium Girls is a science. This blind belief, coupled with the strong production and a smart choice for American eye for a get-rich-quick business Beowulf Alley, now headed by recently opportunity, makes this story of radium a truly appointed artistic director Michael Fenlason. toxic tale. The play, which premiered at the Playwrights

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CONTRA DANCING First United Methodist Church. 915 E. Fourth St. 6226481. Live music, callers and an alcohol- and smokefree environment are provided for contra-dancing at 7 p.m., the first, third and fourth Saturday each month; $8. An introductory lesson takes place at 6:30 p.m.; dancing begins at 7 p.m. Call 325-1902, or visit tftm. org for more information. TUCSON LINDY HOP Armory Park Center. 220 S. Fifth Ave. 791-4865. Lindy-hop lessons take place at 7 p.m., the fourth Saturday of every month. Dancing to a live band begins at 8 p.m., the same evening. $10 to $15. No partner required. Call 990-0834, or visit tucsonlindyhop.org for information. UAPRESENTS UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Performances are at 8 p.m. Friday, March 23: Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater; $31 to $79. Saturday, April 14: River North Dance Chicago; $20 to $42. Call or visit uapresents.org for tickets.

UPCOMING FOX TUCSON THEATRE Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. Spark the Floor, a program of hip-hop dancing sponsored by the Chispa Foundation, is staged at 7:30 p.m., Saturday, March 31; $15. SAFOS DANCE THEATRE ZUZI’s Theater. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 629-0237. Silent Stories, featuring four new dances, including one inspired by Tucson historian Lydia R. Otero’s book La Calle: Spatial Conflicts and Urban Renewal in a Southwest City, is staged at 7:30 p.m., Saturday, March 31; $14, $12 youth and senior, free child 12 and younger. Email safosdance@gmail.com, or visit safosdance.org for reservations or more information. ZUZI! DANCE COMPANY ZUZI’s Theater. 738 N. Fifth Ave. 629-0237. Family and Friends Informance, in which students perform aerial trapeze, creative movement and modern dance, takes place at 1 and 3:30 p.m., Saturday, March 31; $5.

MUSIC EVENTS THIS WEEK 17TH STREET MARKET 17th Street Music. 810 E. 17th St. 624-8821, ext. 7147. Kevin Pakulis and Amy Langley perform original Southwest Americana from noon to 2 p.m., Saturday, March 24; free. Visit seventeenthstreetmarket.com for more information. ARIZONA BALALAIKA ORCHESTRA PCC Proscenium Theatre. Pima Community College West Campus, 2202 W. Anklam Road. 206-6986. Austin’s folk-rock Flying Balalaika Brothers join the Arizona orchestra for a concert of Russian and Slavic music and dance, featuring a 30-piece Russian Folk orchestra and the Rusyny Dancers, at 7 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $15, $10 student. Alexander Tentser, a graduate of the Gnessin Music Institute of Moscow and the UA, conducts. Call 327-4418 for tickets or more information. FESTIVAL DE LAS TROMPETAS UA Crowder Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 621-1162. A concert celebrates a collaboration between students and faculty from the UA School of Music and the Conservatorio de las Rosas in Morelia, Michoacán, at 7:30 p.m., Thursday, March 22; free. Call 621-2998. FOX TUCSON THEATRE Fox Tucson Theatre. 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. Friday, March 23: Man in Black: The Music of Johnny Cash with Robert Shaw; $15 and $30. Thursday, March 29, at 8 p.m.: The Pink Floyd Experience; $28 to $48. Thursday, April 5, at 7:30 p.m.: Arlo Guthrie; $45 to $65. Call or visit foxtucsontheatre.org for more info. IAN TYSON CONCERT Berger Performing Arts Center. 1200 W. Speedway Blvd. 770-3762. The 78-year-old troubadour performs what he calls “cowboyography” songs at 7:30 p.m., Friday, March 23; $35 to $45. Call (520) 455-5053 for reservations and more information.

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The Old Pueblo Playwrights’ annual New Play Festival brings members’ works to life

Theater Being Born BY SHERILYN FORRESTER, sforrester@tucsonweekly.com hey say writing is a lonely job. Well, consider the plight of the playwright. One who writes plays is not merely engaged in a solitary endeavor; the playwright labors as an element of a collaborative art form. Theater involves actors, designers, props and physical logistics, including a place to perform. And then there’s that most-important element: an audience. What’s a playwright to do? Well, in Tucson, a playwright can congregate weekly with a bunch of others who are dealing with the same issues. That bunch would be Old Pueblo Playwrights, a nonprofit organization that gives aspiring and experienced playwrights a place to meet, to be heard, and to offer an informed eye on each other’s work. And once a year, the group coalesces with other theater types to get several of the members’ plays on their feet and reveal them for the first time. The OPP New Play Festival runs from Thursday, March 22, through Sunday, March 25. For 21 years, the group has offered us an opportunity to grab a front-row seat as the creative process takes a giant leap right into our laps. “The New Play Festival is the culmination of everything that OPP can do for a playwright,” says John Vornholt, this year’s festival’s chair. “It’s the logical extension of the reading and development process we do every week.” A member’s play “doesn’t automatically qualify,” Vornholt says. “It has to go through a gauntlet of readings, critiques and a final vote” of the members before it gets a chance to be part of the festival. Vornholt explains the process of presenting seven or eight plays over four days, which utilizes 40 or 50 actors. “They go through a professional audition with monologues, cold readings and callbacks. It’s script in hand, so the actors don’t have the burden of having to learn lines, although it’s surprising how many of the lines they seem to know. The playwright gets to see his play on its feet, with entrances, exits, props, lighting and sound.” Vornholt says that the number of rehearsals is up to the director and playwright, but they probably average around six for a full-length play, and three or four for a one-act. This is in addition to the technical rehearsals, where sound and lights are worked in. “The audience gets to see something unique, which will never be repeated,” he says. So there’s that other critical element: the audience. Here, audience members get to add their two cents. There’s a discussion after every play. People can voice their comments, or write them down for the playwrights’ later perusal.

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Sarah Smith and Steve McKee in Just Visiting, part of the 2011 New Play Festival. “We’ve built up a following among theater21st Annual New Play Festival goers who like to see new plays, which have Presented by the Old Pueblo Playwrights never been performed anywhere before,” 7:30 p.m., Thursday through Saturday, March Vornholt says. “They’re staged readings, which 22 through 24; 1:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, March 24 and 25; different plays at each session is an interesting intermediary step between a reading around a table and a full production.” Temple of Music and Art Cabaret Theater 330 S. Scott Ave. Playwright Gavin Kayner has certainly enjoyed the benefits of OPP and its festivals $7 per session; $20 for festival pass since he joined in 2002. He’s seen several of his 297-3317; www.oldpuebloplaywrights.org plays come alive before an audience, and in this year’s festival, he has two full-length plays on display: Half-Light, Half-Lives, in which a ladies now; for a time, it was pretty guy-heavy,” female teacher is accused of having sex with a Kayner says. 16-year-old boy; and An Indiscretion, a fullKayner has entered numerous playwriting length drama about a family’s unspoken past. contests, and has received considerable success Longtime Tucsonan Kayner fell in love with in being noticed, most recently last year, when theater when he was kid, participating in the he was one of four finalists in the Long Beach old Playbox Theatre. He wrote “tortured poetPlayhouse New Works Festival. The Language ry” as a young adult, as well as some children’s of Flowers was performed with professional pieces, and he tried a novel. Aware that writing actors, and Kayner flew out for the event. would not pay the bills, he spent 30 years as an “One of the best things about the experielementary school teacher in the Amphitheater ence was that they had four critics” watch the School District, and wrote plays for his stushow, and each one provided Kayner with dents to help bring historical events to life. “three- or four-page critiques, some of which “The day after I retired, I was writing my were embarrassingly generous,” he demurs. first play,” Kayner says. “In all the writing I’d Still, getting your work out there is “the done, people kept saying, ‘You write really good hardest part of the whole deal,” he says. “You dialogue.’ I actually felt liberated. I thought: I can die before you can get somebody to give it don’t have to write, ‘The trees are green; the a chance.” grass is yellow;’ I can just get right to the heart Gayner and other OPP playwrights know of the matter. that the New Play Festival provides an inte“OPP has been a godsend. What a terrific gral—and often hard to come by—part of the group to be a part of.” playwright’s process. The group currently has about 15 members. Says Vornholt: “Writing plays is a solitary pur“There are short-term people, and there are suit, but putting them on is a group effort. That’s some old-timers, and we have a few more a lesson every playwright needs to learn.”

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LAS TUBAS DE TUCSÓN Grace St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. 2331 E. Adams St. 327-6857. A tuba euphonium quartet performs classical, jazz and popular music, including covers of Cake and Simon and Garfunkel hits, at 7 p.m., Friday, March 23; freewill donation. Proceeds support the group’s trip to the International Women’s Brass Conference in Michigan in June. LAVA MUSIC Abounding Grace Church. 2450 S. Kolb Road. 7473745. Doors are at 6:30 p.m.; shows are 7 to 9 p.m., Saturday; $20, $15 advance unless otherwise noted. March 24: Bill and Kate Isles. March 31: Bright and Childers and Ice-9; $15, $10 advance. April 7: Salty Suites with Peter McLaughlin. Email bonnie@lavamusic. org, or visit lavamusic.org for tickets or more info. LENTEN RECITAL SERIES St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Concerts are from 12:15 to 12:45 p.m., every Thursday, through March 29; freewill donation. March 22: Lisa Spurlin, soprano. March 29: Mitchell Sturges, tenor. LISA OTEY AND FRIENDS Z Mansion. 288 N. Church Ave. 623-4889. Singersongwriter Nancy McCallion is featured at 7 p.m., Monday, March 26; $15. Call 370-5912, or visit lisaotey.com for reservations or more information. MUSIC AT THE UA UA School of Music. 1017 N. Olive Road. 621-1655. Sunday, March 25, at 3 p.m.: Arizona Wind Ensemble and UA Wind Symphony, Crowder Hall; $5. Wednesday, March 28, 7:30 p.m.: Kelly Thomas, tuba and euphonium, Crowder Hall; $5. Friday, March 30, at 7:30 p.m.: World Music Gang, Crowder Hall; $5. Saturday, March 31, at 2:30 p.m.: Pamela Decker, organ, Hoslclaw Hall; $5 to $9. Saturday, March 31, at 7:30 p.m.: CrossTalk, electronic percussion, Crowder Hall; $5. Sunday, April 1, at 2:30 p.m.: Sholin Guitar Competition, Holsclaw Hall; $5. Call 621-1162, or visit arizona.tix.com for tickets or more information. OLD PUEBLO BRASS BAND Desert Skies United Methodist Church. 3255 N. Houghton Road. 749-0521. This British-style brass band, under the direction of Barbara Chinworth, features its alto horn section in a concert at 3 p.m., Sunday, March 25; freewill donation. Call 325-1420, or visit oldpueblobrassband.com for more information. PCC MUSIC PCC Center for the Arts. 2202 W. Anklam Road. 2066986. A faculty piano recital, Mano a Mano, takes place in the Recital Hall at 3 p.m., Sunday, March 25; $6. Visit pima.edu/cfa for details. RHYTHM AND ROOTS CONCERTS Suite 147 at Plaza Palomino. 2970 N. Swan Road, No. 147. 440-4455. Friday, March 23, at 8 p.m.: Johnny Rawls, rhythm and blues; $18, $15 advance, $10 student. Friday, March 30, at 8 p.m.: Jessica Fichot, Parisian singer-songwriter; $20, $18 advance, $10 student. Call (800) 594-8499, or visit rhythmandroots.org for tickets. Call 319-9966 for info. STUDENT CHAMBER-MUSIC SHOWCASES UA Crowder Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 621-1162. A live chamber-music-concert is streamed to audiences worldwide via KUAT FM 90.5 at 7:30 p.m., Tuesday, March 27; free. Classical-music radio announcers Ted Prichard and James Reel host. A pre-concert reception offers refreshments and music by the UA’s Rosewood Marimba Band. The concert program includes works by Dvorak, Muczynski, Rodrigo, Broström, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Schifrin, Beaser and Brahms. Visit music. arizona.edu for more information. TUCSON CHAMBER ARTISTS Rachmaninoff’s Vespers is featured with a new work by Jaakko Mäntyjärvi in performances at 7 p.m., Friday, March 23, at St. Francis in the Valley Episcopal Church, 600 S. La Cañada Drive, Green Valley; at 7:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24, at Holy Resurrection Antiochian Orthodox Church, 5910 E. Fifth St.; and at 2 p.m., Sunday, March 25, at Grace St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 2331 E. Adams St.; $25, $20 advance, free student. Call 451-2651, or visit tucsonchamberartists. org/concerts for reservations or more information. TUCSON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Tucson Music Hall. 210 S. Church Ave. 791-4101. Cirque de la Symphonie features veterans of cirque programs from around the world at 7:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24; and 2 p.m., Sunday, March 25; $25 to $78. Call 882-8585, or visit tucsonsymphony.org for tickets. UAPRESENTS UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Saturday, March 24, at 8 p.m.: Poncho Sanchez

and Terence Blanchard, Cubano Be! Cubano Bop!; $18 to $38. Sunday, March 25, at 6:30 p.m.: Noa and Mira Awad; $20 to $42. Call or visit uapresents.org for tickets.

UAPRESENTS UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Tuesday, March 27, at 7:30 p.m.: Larry King; $27 to $104. Call or visit uapresents.org for tickets.

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ARIZONA FOLKLORE PRESERVE Arizona Folklore Preserve. 44 Ramsey Canyon Road. Hereford. 378-6165. Performers of traditional music are featured at 2 p.m., Saturday and Sunday; $15, $6 younger than 17. March 24 and 25: Dolan Ellis performs an all-request show. Visit arizonafolklore.com for reservations, information about the folklore preserve and a schedule of upcoming performances.

BEOWULF ALLEY THEATRE COMPANY Beowulf Alley Theatre Company. 11 S. Sixth Ave. 8820555. Radium Girls continues through Sunday, April 8. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 2:30 p.m., Sunday; $21. Call or visit beowulfalley.org for tickets and more information.

DESERT VIEW PERFORMING ARTS CENTER Desert View Performing Arts Center. 39900 S. Clubhouse Drive. SaddleBrooke. 825-5318. Desert Mountain Brass performs at 7:30 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $24, $21 advance. Visit tickets.saddlebrooketwo. com for tickets or more information.

UPCOMING ARIZONA EARLY MUSIC SOCIETY Grace St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. 2331 E. Adams St. 327-6857. Ensemble Caprice presents La Follia and the Gypsies at 3 p.m., Sunday, April 1; $25, $22 senior, $5 student. A talk precedes the concert at 2:30 p.m. Call 690-1361, visit azearlymusic.org for tickets. LISA OTEY AND FRIENDS Z Mansion. 288 N. Church Ave. 623-4889. Singerguitarist Eric Hansen is featured at 7 p.m., Tuesday, April 3; $15. Call 370-5912, or visit lisaotey.com for reservations or more information. UAPRESENTS UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Sunday, April 1, at 6:30 p.m.: Branford Marsalis Quartet; $22 to $46. Call or visit uapresents.org for tickets or more information.

ANNOUNCEMENTS TUCSON MUSIC THEATRE AUDITIONS Casas Adobes Congregational Church. 6801 N. Oracle Road. 297-1181. Auditions take place from 6 to 9 p.m., Thursday, March 29, and 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., Friday, March 30. Call 461-6520 or 529-7117 to schedule a time. Prepare two selections from West Side Story, Gypsy, Cabaret or Jekyll and Hyde. Callbacks are from 6 to 9 p.m., Monday, April 9. Visit tucsonmusictheatre.org for more information.

THEATER OPENING THIS WEEK COMEDY PLAYHOUSE Comedy Playhouse. 3620 N. First Ave. 260-6442. The Mystery Genius of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes opens Friday, March 23, and continues through Saturday, March 31. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 3 p.m., Sunday; $12, $10 senior and student. Call or visit thecomedyplayhouse.com for tickets or more information. LIVE THEATRE WORKSHOP Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. Death and the Maiden opens Thursday, March 22, and continues through Sunday, April 22. The opening Thursday and first Friday are preview shows. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m., Thursday preview; 7:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 3 p.m., Sunday; $18, $12 preview, $16 student, senior or military. Call or visit livetheatreworkshop.org for tickets and more info. NEW PLAY FESTIVAL Temple of Music and Art Cabaret Theater. 330 S. Scott Ave. 884-4875. New plays by Southern Arizona writers are staged from Thursday through Sunday, March 22 through 25. Audience comments and critiques follow each performance. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m., Thursday through Saturday; and 1:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday; $7 each, or $20 for all performances. Call 297-3317, or email brit4@mindspring.com for more information. SALPOINTE’S SPRING MUSICAL Salpointe High School. 1545 E. Copper St. 327-6581. The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee opens Thursday, March 22, and continues through Sunday, April 1. Showtimes are 7 p.m., Thursday through Saturday; and 1 p.m., Sunday; $10, $8 student. Call 547-4328 for more information.

BEOWULF ALLEY’S OLD TIME RADIO THEATRE Beowulf Alley Theatre Company. 11 S. Sixth Ave. 8820555. A reading of radio scripts from the ’30s, ’40s and ’50s takes place at 7 p.m., the first and third Tuesday of every month; $10, $5 ages 4 through 12. Call or visit beowulfalley.org for script titles and information. TUCSON HIGH MAGNET SCHOOL Tucson High Magnet School. 400 N. Second Ave. 2255000. Arthur Miller’s All My Sons continues through Saturday, March 31. Showtime is 7 p.m., Friday and Saturday; $8, $6 student or senior, $10 all tickets for Friday, March 23, benefit for Coming Home, an organization that helps homeless veterans. Call 225-5326 for more information.

LAST CHANCE RED BARN THEATRE Red Barn Theatre. 948 N. Main Ave. 622-6973. Oliver! closes Sunday, March 25. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 2 p.m., Sunday; $16, $10 Friday, $13 senior, student or military. Call or visit theredbarntheater.com for more information. THE GASLIGHT THEATRE The Gaslight Theatre. 7010 E. Broadway Blvd. 8869428. Two Amigos, the comic adventures of circus performers Reynaldo and Paco, closes Sunday, March 25. Showtimes are 7 p.m., Thursday; 6 and 8:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 3 and 7 p.m., Sunday; $17.95, $7.95 child age 12 and younger, $15.95 student, military and senior. Visit thegaslighttheatre.com for reservations or more info. UA THEATRE UA Marroney Theatre. 1025 N. Olive Road. 621-1162. Julius Caesar closes Sunday, March 25. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 1:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday; $17 to $28. Visit arizona.tix.com for tickets; see cfa.arizona.edu for more info.

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UPCOMING THE ODD COUPLE: COLONEL ANZA AND FATHER FONT Tubac Presidio State Historic Park. 1 Burruel St. Tubac. 398-2252. A theatrical presentation about the unhappy and difficult relationship between Juan Bautista de Anza and Father Pedro Font is performed at 2 p.m., Saturday, March 31; $5. Reservations are suggested due to limited seating. UAPRESENTS EDUCATION FUNDRAISER UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Ben Vereen presents “Thanks for the Memory,” a performance he created to honor the 75th anniversary of Centennial Hall, at 6 p.m., Saturday, March 31; $15 to $69, $5 of each ticket goes to UApresents education programs. Call or visit uapresents.org for more info.

ANNOUNCEMENTS TALENT SOUGHT FOR LIVE SKETCH-COMEDY TV SHOW Comedic actors with improvisational experience in front of live audiences are sought for paid positions in a TV pilot. Also sought are a host; production and post-production staff, including wardrobe, photography, sound and audio, camera operators; street-team members, wait staff and security staff. Submit a resume to oldpueblocomedy@gmail.com; comedic actors include a headshot and reel, if available.

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OPENING THIS WEEK DAVIS DOMINGUEZ GALLERY Davis Dominguez Gallery. 154 E. Sixth St. 629-9759. An exhibit of expressionist paintings by Tim Murphy, landscape and allegorical paintings by Bruce McGrew, and figurative sculpture by Judith Stewart opens Thursday, March 22, and continues through Saturday, May 5. Hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday through Friday; and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., Saturday; free. Call or visit davisdominguez.com for more information. ETHERTON GALLERY Etherton Gallery. 135 S. Sixth Ave. 624-7370. This Land, This Sea: Joe Forkan, Nancy Tokar Miller, Lisa M. Robinson opens Saturday, March 24, and continues through Saturday, May 26. A reception takes place from 7 to 10 p.m., Saturday, March 24. Gallery hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday, and by appointment; free. Visit ethertongallery.com for info. LIONEL ROMBACH GALLERY Lionel Rombach Gallery. UA campus, 1031 N. Olive Road. 626-4215. Paper in Principle, a juried exhibition of student work in printmaking and mixed-media books, opens Friday, March 23, and continues through Wednesday, April 4. A reception takes place from 3:30 to 4:30 p.m., Thursday, March 29. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; and noon to 4 p.m., Saturday and Sunday. Visit web.cfa.arizona.edu for info.

CONTINUING ARIZONA HEALTH SCIENCES LIBRARY Arizona Health Sciences Center. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 626-7301. Travels in Medicine: Exploring the Global Health Community, an exhibit of photographs depicting UA students, faculty and staff participating in health initiatives outside the U.S., continues in the library, Room 2101, through Saturday, April 21. Hours are 7 a.m. to 7 p.m., daily; free. ART GALLERY ART Gallery. 1122 N. Stone Ave. 624-7099, 4055800. American Daze/Russian Haze, an exhibit of new paintings by Alex Arshanskly, continues through Saturday, April 28. Hours are 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., Thursday through Saturday, and by appointment; free. BEMINE: WRITERS AND ARTISTS COLLABORATE UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. Curated pairs of Tucson writers, visual artists and musicians collaborate to re-invent the valentine in BeMine,

an exhibit that continues through Friday, March 30. Visit poetry.arizona.edu for more information. Hours are 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday through Thursday; 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Friday; and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday; free. CONRAD WILDE GALLERY Conrad Wilde Gallery. 439 N. Sixth Ave., Suite 195. 622-8997. The Seventh Annual Encaustic Invitational continues through Saturday, March 31. Hours are noon to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Saturday; free. Visit conradwildegallery.com for more information. CONTRERAS GALLERY Contreras Gallery. 110 E. Sixth St. 398-6557. Hackneyed Taboos and Tin Ears Too, an exhibit of Gary Aagaard’s paintings interpreting socio-political concerns, continues through Saturday, March 31. Hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday; free. Visit contrerashousefineart.com for more information. DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 299-9191. Portraits of DeGrazia, an exhibit of photographs and paintings of Ted DeGrazia, including works by Louise Serpa and Thomas Hart Benton, continues through Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013. Ted DeGrazia Depicts the Life of Padre Eusebio Francisco Kino: 20 Oil Paintings is on permanent display. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., daily; free. Call or visit degrazia.org for more information. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Delectables Restaurant and Catering. 533 N. Fourth Ave. 884-9289. Divine Providence, an exhibit of paintings and prints by Wil Taylor, continues through Thursday, May 31. Hours are 11 a.m. to 9 p.m., Monday through Thursday; 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., Sunday; free. Call 884-9289, or visit wiltaylor.com for more information. DESERT ARTISANS’ GALLERY Desert Artisans’ Gallery. 6536 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4412. Painted Spring, an exhibit of pieces in a range of media by a variety of local artists and artisans, continues through Sunday, June 3. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday; and 10 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., Sunday. Visit desertartisansgallery.com for info. DETAILS ART AND DESIGN GALLERY Details Art and Design. 3001 E. Skyline Drive, No. 139. 577-1995. The Purse Museum, an exhibit of antique to contemporary purses and handbags that represent unique styles and designs, continues through Friday, April 20; free. Hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday; and noon to 4 p.m., Sunday. Visit thepursemuseum.com for more information. THE DRAWING STUDIO The Drawing Studio. 33 S. Sixth Ave. 620-0947. Arizona Encaustics 2012, a juried show representing artists throughout the state, continues through Saturday, March 31. Hours are noon to 4 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday; free. Call or visit thedrawingstudio.com for more information. GEORGE STRASBURGER ART GALLERY George Strasburger Art Gallery. 172 N. Toole Ave. 8822160. People and Places, an exhibit of paintings by George Strasburger and photographs by Alfonso Elia, continues through Saturday, March 31. Hours are 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., Thursday through Saturday. Visit georgestrasburger.com for more information. JANE HAMILTON FINE ART Jane Hamilton Fine Art. 2890 E. Skyline Drive, No. 180. 529-4886. The Sky’s the Limit, an exhibit of Tom Murray’s oil paintings of the moods of the Western sky, continues through Friday, March 30. A reception celebrating the gallery’s 20th anniversary takes place

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SOUTHERN ARIZONA ARTS GUILD Sheraton Hotel and Suites. 5151 E. Grant Road. 3236262. An art show juried by SAAG members continues through Monday, April 30. The exhibit is always open; free. Visit southernazartsguild.org for more information.

JOSEPH GROSS GALLERY Joseph Gross Gallery. 1031 N. Olive Road, No. 108. 626-4215. Apariciones Apparitions, an exhibit of paintings by Adriana Gallego and Claudio Dicochea reflecting traditional casta styles and women’s roles in resistance and war, continues through Monday, April 2. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; and noon to 4 p.m., Saturday and Sunday.

SOUTHERN ARIZONA WATERCOLOR GUILD Southern Arizona Watercolor Guild Gallery. 5605 E. River Road, Suite 131. Simply Art, an exhibit of members’ works submitted for judging, continues through Sunday, April 1; free. Visit watercolor-sawg.org for more information.

LA PILITA MUSEUM La Pilita Museum. 420 S. Main Ave. 882-7454. An exhibit of barrio scenes painted by members of the Southern Arizona Watercolor Guild continues through Friday, March 30. Hours are 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday; and 5 to 7 p.m., the second Saturday of every month; $2 suggested donation. MARK SUBLETTE MEDICINE MAN GALLERY Mark Sublette Medicine Man Gallery. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-7798. Howard Post: New Works continues through Tuesday, May 1. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday; and 1 to 4 p.m., Sunday; free. Visit medicinemangallery.com for info. PHILABAUM GLASS GALLERY AND STUDIO Philabaum Glass Gallery and Studio. 711 S. Sixth Ave. 884-7404. Glass 30-40-50, an exhibit celebrating the 30th anniversary of Philabaum Glass Gallery, the 40 years the gallery’s exhibiting artists have worked in glass, and the 50th anniversary of the American Studio Glass Movement, continues through Saturday, April 28. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday; free. Call or visit philabaumglass.com for more info. PIMA AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM Pima Air and Space Museum. 6000 E. Valencia Road. 574-0462. Round Trip: Art From the Boneyard, an exhibit of military airplanes and parts recycled into art works, continues through Thursday, May 31. Round Trip features works by more than 30 artists from around the world, including popular graffiti and street artists, and Tucsonan Daniel Martin Diaz. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. (last admittance, 4 p.m.), daily; $15.50, $9 ages 7 to 12, free younger child, $12.75 senior, military, Pima County resident and AAA member. Visit pimaair. org for more information. PORTER HALL GALLERY Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Barbara Smith: Landforms and Lepidoptera, an exhibition of colorful nature paintings, continues through Sunday, April 8. Gallery admission is free with paid admission to the gardens. Regular hours are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., every day; $8, $4 child age 4 to 12, free younger child or member. Call or visit tucsonbotanical.org for more information. THE PROCESS MUSEUM The Process Museum. 8000 S. Kolb Road. (646) 7139793. David A. Clark: The Point, featuring the artist’s newest series of monoprint encaustic paintings, continues through Wednesday, April 18. Hours are from 10 a.m. to noon, Tuesday and Thursday. Visit processmuseum.org for more information. RAICES TALLER 222 GALLERY Raices Taller 222 Gallery. 218 E. Sixth St. 881-5335. Indian Born, American Made, an exhibit of traditional and contemporary artwork by invited Native American artists representing more than 20 North American tribes, continues through Saturday, April 14. Hours are 1 to 5 p.m., Friday and Saturday, or by appointment; free. Call or visit raicestaller222.webs.com.

TEMPLE GALLERY Temple Gallery. Temple of Music and Art. 330 S. Scott Ave. 624-7370. Dirk Arnold: Endangered, an exhibit of framed shadowboxes featuring iconic Tucson buildings including Little Poca Cosa, Loft Cinema, Lucky Wishbone and Rainbo Bakery, continues through Tuesday, April 3. Arnold speaks about his work at 4 p.m., Friday, March 30. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; and before Arizona Theatre Company performances on Saturday and Sunday; free. Call 622-2823, or e-mail info@ethertongallery.com for more information. TINY TOOLE GALLERY Tiny Toole Gallery. 19 E. Toole Ave. 319-8477. Sculpture, painting and contemporary bronze works are displayed from 8 p.m. to midnight, the first Saturday of every month; free. TOHONO CHUL PARK Tohono Chul Exhibit Hall. Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 742-6455. Arizona Centennial Exhibit continues through Sunday, April 22. The exhibit features works highlighting the landscapes, historic locations, culture and wildlife of our region. Hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., daily; $8, $6 senior, $5 active military, $4 student with valid ID, $2 ages 5 through 12, free member or child younger than 5. Visit tohonochulpark. org for info. TUCSON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT Tucson International Airport Gallery. 7250 S. Tucson Blvd. Journey West: Elliptical Stories, Tom Kiefer’s exhibit of black-and-white photographs of Arizona road scapes, closes Saturday, March 31, in the Main Gallery between the Southwest and Delta Airlines ticket counters. A reception takes place from 3 to 5 p.m., Saturday, March 31, for Arcoiris, an exhibit of contemporary abstract paintings by local artists Karen Bellamy and Le Letizia Stranghellini, which continues through Tuesday, May 15. An exhibit of glass art by Cynthia Miller continues through Thursday, May 31, in the Upper Link Gallery. TIA galleries are open 24 hours, daily; free. Visit flytucsonairport.com for more information. UA MEDICAL CENTER SOUTH CAMPUS UA Medical Center South Campus. 2800 E. Ajo Way. 874-2000. Bridges II Artist Exchange, a cross-cultural project among eight artists in Tucson and the U.K., continues through Tuesday, May 29. Hours are 8 a.m. to 7 p.m., Monday through Friday; and 1:30 to 4 p.m., Saturday and Sunday; free. Call 310-2400 for info . UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST CHURCH Unitarian Universalist Church. 4831 E. 22nd St. 7481551. An exhibit of works in oil and collage by David Rowland Zaher and Lisa Scadron continues through Sunday, April 1. Hours are 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Sunday, and Tuesday through Friday. WILD ABOUT GOURDS Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. An exhibit of gourds carved and painted by local artists continues through Sunday, May 6, in the gallery. Hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., daily; $8, $6 senior, $5 active military, $4 student with valid ID, $2 ages

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Friday, May 4. A reception and visual-arts awards ceremony takes place from noon to 3 p.m., Wednesday, April 11; awards are at 2 p.m. Gallery hours are 10:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday and Wednesday; 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday and Thursday; 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Friday; and before most evening performances in the Center for the Arts. Call 206-6942, or visit pima.edu/cfa for more information.

ANNOUNCEMENTS LAST CHANCE AGUA CALIENTE PARK RANCH HOUSE GALLERY Agua Caliente Park Ranch House Gallery. 12325 E. Roger Road. 749-3718. West by Midwest ... and Places in Between, an exhibition of water media by Karen Shanahan and Sandy Walker, closes Wednesday, March 28. Hours are 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Wednesday through Sunday; free. Call 615-7855, or email eeducation@ pima.gov for more information. ATLAS FINE ART SERVICES Atlas Fine Art Services. 41 S. Sixth Ave. 622-2139. An exhibit of works on paper closes Saturday, March 24. Hours are 11 a.m. to 6 p.m., Tuesday through Thursday; and 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., Friday and Saturday; free. BICAS UNDERGROUND ART WORKSHOPS BICAS. 44 W. Sixth St. 628-7950. BICAS and Pedro Sorto host an LGBTQA workshop combining street art, T-shirt printing, printmaking and LGBTQ issues from 1 to 4 p.m., Saturday, March 24; $5 to $20 suggested donation. Bring a T-shirt or any other clothes you would like to print. Local artists teach workshops making use of bike parts and other donated materials from 5 to 8 p.m., Tuesday; freewill donation $4 to $20. March 27: DIY screen-printing workshop. Bring materials of your choice. Email casey.wollschlaeger@bicas.org for more information. DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN LITTLE GALLERY DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun Little Gallery. 6300 N. Swan Road. 299-9191. The Dancing Saguaro, an exhibit of more than 30 watercolor paintings by Brian Hill, closes Friday, March 23. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., daily; free. Visit degrazia.org for more information. FLORENCE QUATER GALLERY Southwest University of Visual Arts’ Florence Quater Gallery. 2538 N. Country Club Road. 325-0123. Transmission, an exhibit of diverse approaches to the video medium, closes Thursday, March 22. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; free. INDUSTRIA STUDIOS Industria Studios. 1441 E. 17th St. 235-0797. The Artists of Industria, featuring paintings and sculpture by Marc David Leviton and fusion modeling by Brian Carlton, closes Sunday, March 25; free. Hours 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Saturday, or by appointment. THE STUDENT ADDY EXHIBITION Art Institute of Tucson. 5099 E. Grant Road. 3182700. An exhibition of work that students submitted to the Tucson Advertising Federation’s Annual Addy Awards competition closes Saturday, March 24. Hours are 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday through Thursday; 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Friday; and 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Saturday; free. TUCSON PIMA ARTS COUNCIL Tucson Pima Arts Council. 100 N. Stone Ave., No. 303. 624-0595. An exhibition of mixed-media paintings by Barbara Brandel and Lorrie Parsell continues in the lobby through Wednesday, March 28. Hours are 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; free.

OUT OF TOWN RANCHO LINDA VISTA GALLERY Rancho Linda Vista Barn Gallery. 1955 W. Linda Vista Road. Oracle. 603-9077. Meditations on the Sea of Cortez, selections from Andrew Rush’s 10-year span of painting in a coastal estuary, continues through Friday, March 30. The artist is also present from 1 to 4 p.m., Sunday, March 25. Hours are from 1 to 4 p.m., Sunday, or by appointment; free. UA BIOSPHERE 2 GALLERY Biosphere 2 Center. 32540 S. Biosphere 2 Road. Oracle. 838-6200. Earth and Mars: Stephen Strom, a collection of diptychs that juxtapose abstract desert landscape images with photos of Mars from the NASA archives, continues through Friday, March 30; free with admission. Hours are 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., daily; $10 to $20. Visit b2science.org for more information.

UPCOMING LOUIS CARLOS BERNAL Louis Carlos Bernal Gallery. PCC West Campus, 2202 W. Anklam Road. 206-6942. The annual juried student-art exhibition opens Monday, April 2, and continues through

BICAS BICAS. 44 W. Sixth St. 628-7950. A changing exhibit of bike-themed and recycled art by local and international artists is ongoing; free. Works include jewelry, photography, limited-edition prints, sculpture and functional objects. Hours are noon to 7 p.m., Tuesday through Friday, and 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Saturday. CALL TO ARTISTS Tucson Clean and Beautiful seeks three-dimensional works (up to 2 by 3 feet), made by students or adults from recycled materials, to exhibit at the Southern Arizona Home Show, from Friday, April 13, to Sunday, April 15. Register entries by Friday, March 30. Call 791-5000, or visit tucsoncleanandbeautiful.org for a registration form and more information. CALL TO ARTISTS ArtsEye Gallery. 3550 E. Grant Road. 325-0260. Submissions are due Sunday, April 8, for the fourth annual Curious Camera competition. New categories include pinhole, plastic, vintage, instant and phone photography. Visit curiouscamera.com for details and information about prizes. CALL TO ARTISTS Raices Taller 222 Gallery. 218 E. Sixth St. 881-5335. Works by women in any media are sought for Mujeres, Mujeres, Mujeres (Women, Women, Women), an annual exhibition opening Saturday, April 21, and continuing through Saturday, June 2. The deadline for submissions is Monday, April 2. Call 881-5335, or email raicestaller222@aol.com for submission requirements. CALL TO ARTISTS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 3269686, ext. 10. Submissions are sought for Flights of Fancy, an outdoor exhibit of bird houses created as real or imagined homes, to be displayed from Friday, June 1, through Sunday, Sept. 30. Pieces should be delivered from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Monday through Friday, May 21 through 25. Call 326-9686, ext. 35, or email communications@tucsonbotanical.org with Flights of Fancy in the subject line for submission requirements and more information.

MUSEUMS EVENTS THIS WEEK ARIZONA STATE MUSEUM Arizona State Museum. 1013 E. University Blvd. 6216302. An exhibit of 20 Hopi quilts continues through Monday, Aug. 20. Many Mexicos: Vistas de la Frontera continues through Friday, Nov. 30. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday; $5, free youth younger than 18, active-duty military and their families, people with business in the building and everyone for public events. Visit statemuseum.arizona.edu for info. BOUQUETS TO ART UA Museum of Art. 1031 N. Olive Road. 621-7567. A gala fundraiser debuts 45 professional and amateur floral arrangers’ interpretations of works in the museum’s permanent collection at 6 p.m., Friday, March 23. The party includes a cocktail reception catered by prominent Tucson chefs, music by a female a capella quartet, a silent auction and a celebrity amateur floral arrangement competition. The floral exhibit opens to the public from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, March 24 and 25; $8, free younger than 18 when accompanied by an adult, $2 less for anyone wearing something floral. CENTER FOR CREATIVE PHOTOGRAPHY Center for Creative Photography. 1030 N. Olive Road. 621-7968. Speaking in Tongues: Wallace Berman and Robert Heinecken, 1961-1976, an exhibit examining how two Los Angeles artists used photography to bridge modernist and emerging post-modernist trends; and a group of works from the permanent collection that illustrate Los Angeles photography from the 1890s through the 1990s, open Saturday, March 24, and continue through Sunday, June 17. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; and 1 to 4 p.m., Saturday and Sunday; free. An artist’s talk at 5:30 p.m., Thursday, March 29, features Carter Mull, a Los Angeles artist who rephotographs and alters existing images. Visit centerforcreativephotography.org for more information.

MINI-TIME MACHINE MUSEUM OF MINIATURES Mini-Time Machine Museum of Miniatures. 4455 E. Camp Lowell Drive. 881-0606. Shaping Arizona Statehood: The George Stuart Historical Figures of the Movement West, an exhibit celebrating the state’s centennial, continues through Saturday, April 14. Hours are 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday; and noon to 4 p.m., Sunday; $9, $8 senior or military, $6 age 4 to 17, $6 adults on Thursday through Dec. 27, free younger child. Visit theminitimemachine.org for more information. MOCA MOCA. 265 S. Church Ave. 624-5019. A curator tour of closing exhibits takes place from noon to 12:30 p.m., Friday, March 30; free with admission. Legislate Crazy, an exhibit of work by MOCA artist-in-residence Armando Miguelez, continues through Friday, March 30. As part of the exhibit, museum visitors of all ages are invited to interact and have their photo taken with a sign from Legislate Crazy. The photos will be installed as part of the exhibit. Camp Bosworth’s Plata o Plomo, which interprets the Marfa artist’s perceptions of gangster culture in the Americas, also runs through Friday, March 30. Hours are noon to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Sunday; $8, free member, child younger than 17, veteran, active military and public-safety officers, and everyone the first Sunday of each month. Call or visit moca-tucson.org for more information. RAPTOR FREE-FLIGHT DEMONSTRATION Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. 2021 N. Kinney Road. 883-2702. Free-flight demonstrations showcase the natural behavior of native birds of prey at 10 a.m. and 2 p.m., daily, through Sunday, April 15, weather permitting; $13, $4.25 ages 6 to 12, free child younger than 6, includes admission to the museum. Visit desertmuseum.org for more information. RODEO PARADE MUSEUM Tucson Rodeo Parade Museum. 4823 S. Sixth Ave. 294-3636. A large collection of coaches, carriages, wagons and other vehicles, as well artifacts from Tucson’s aviation history, are exhibited from 9:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., Monday through Saturday, through Saturday, April 7; $10, $8 senior, $2 child, 50 percent off for military personnel and their family with military ID. Call or visit tucsonrodeoparade.org for more info. TUCSON MUSEUM OF ART Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Frida Kahlo: Through the Lens of Nickolas Muray, photographs by Kahlo’s longtime lover and friend; Frida’s Style: Traditional Women’s Costume From Mexico; and Tesoros del Pueblo: Latin American Folk Art, featuring many items from the museum’s permanent collection, continue through Sunday, June 3. (con)text, an exhibit of works from the permanent collection that examine the impact of text in contemporary art, continues through Saturday, June 30. Museum hours are 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday; 10 a.m. to 8 p.m., Thursday; and noon to 6 p.m., Sunday; $8, $6 senior and veteran, $3 student with ID, free younger than 13, free the first Sunday every month. UA SCIENCE: FLANDRAU UA Science: Flandrau. 1601 E. University Blvd. 6217827. Biters, Hiders, Stinkers and Stingers, an exhibit about poisonous animals and the good they do, continues through Thursday, May 31. Hours are 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Monday through Friday; 6 to 9 p.m., Friday; 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., Saturday; and 1 to 4 p.m., Sunday; $7.50, $5 age 4 to 15, free younger child, $2 Arizona college student with ID, $2 discount to CatCard holders. Visit flandrau.org for more information.

OUT OF TOWN AMERIND MUSEUM Amerind Museum. 2100 N. Amerind Road, Exit 318 off Interstate 10. Dragoon. (520) 586-3666. A Journey: The Art of Glory Tacheenie-Campoy, an exhibit of paintings, sculpture, mixed-media works and prints continues through Wednesday, Oct. 31. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Tuesday through Sunday; $8, $7 senior, $5 ages 12 through 18, free younger child. Visit amerind.org for more information.

ANNOUNCEMENTS ACADIA RANCH MUSEUM AND ORACLE HISTORICAL SOCIETY Acadia Ranch Museum. 825 Mount Lemmon Road. Oracle. 896-9609. The Oracle Historical Society preserves artifacts and properties to educate and to encourage appreciation of the unique cultural-historical heritage of the community of Oracle and surrounding areas. Collections include the Huggett Family collection of ranching artifacts, a documents archive and many books on local history. Hours are 1 to 5 p.m., each Saturday, with extended hours for special exhibits; free, donations welcome.

ARIZONA HISTORICAL SOCIETY DOWNTOWN MUSEUM Arizona Historical Society Downtown Museum. 140 N. Stone Ave. 770-1473. Exhibits depict early Tucson businesses and homes. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Tuesday through Friday; $3, $2 senior or age 12 to 18; free younger child, 2-for-1 admission the first Tuesday of every month. Visit arizonahistoricalsociety.org for more information. ARIZONA HISTORY MUSEUM Arizona History Museum. 949 E. Second St. 628-5774. The museum focuses on Southern Arizona history from the Spanish colonial through the territorial eras. The exhibit Geronimo: Revered and Reviled (The Man Behind the Legend) continues until further notice. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Monday through Saturday; $5, $4 senior or age 12 to 18, free younger child, member or visitor to the library or the store, 2-for-1 admission the first Tuesday every month. Visit arizonahistoricalsociety.org for more information. FORT LOWELL MUSEUM Fort Lowell Museum. 2900 N. Craycroft Road. 8853832. The museum features exhibits about military life on the Arizona frontier. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Friday and Saturday; $3, $2 senior or age 12 to 18, free younger child or member, 2-for-1 admission the first Saturday every month. Visit arizonahistoricalsociety. org for more information. GADSDEN-PACIFIC DIVISION TOY TRAIN OPERATING MUSEUM Gadsden-Pacific Division Toy Train Operating Museum. 3975 N. Miller Ave. 888-2222. This family-oriented museum features toy trains of all sizes and shapes running on 16 different tracks, with whistles blowing, bells ringing, steam engines smoking and more. Hours are 12:30 to 4:30 p.m., the second and fourth Sunday of the month; free. Closed in July and August. Open the first three Saturdays in December. Visit gpdtoytrainmuseum.com for more information. INTERNATIONAL WILDLIFE MUSEUM International Wildlife Museum. 4800 W. Gates Pass Road. 629-0100. The museum highlights more than 400 species of insects, mammals and birds from around the globe. Dioramas depict wild animals in their natural settings. Videos, interactive computers and hands-on exhibits promote wildlife appreciation and conservation. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; and 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Saturday and Sunday; $8, $3 ages 4 to 12, free younger child or member, $6 senior, student or military. Visit thewildlifemuseum.org for information. THE JEWISH HISTORY MUSEUM The Jewish History Museum. 564 S. Stone Ave. 6709073. The museum is housed in the oldest Jewish house of worship in Arizona and features the history of Jewish pioneers in exhibits, artifacts, research, genealogy and story-telling. Hours are 1 to 5 p.m., Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday; and noon to 3 p.m., Friday; $5, free age 17 and younger. Visit jewishhistorymuseum.org for more information. LA PILITA MUSEUM La Pilita Museum. 420 S. Main Ave. 882-7454. The museum exhibits the written and photographed history of Barrio Viejo and El Hoyo. The permanent exhibit is Who Walked Here Before You, a collection of photos of Carrillo Gardens and Elysian Grove of the 1890s to 1920s. Hours are 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday; free, $2 requested donation. Call or visit lapilita.com for more information. MISSION SAN XAVIER DEL BAC San Xavier del Bac Mission. 1950 W. San Xavier Road. 294-2624. Founded in 1692 by Padre Eusebio Kino, the “White Dove of the Desert” continues to serve the religious life of the surrounding Tohono O’odham community. It is open to the public from 7 a.m. to 5 p.m., daily; free. Free tours are on the half-hour from 9:30 a.m., through 12:30 p.m., Monday through Saturday, except during special religious observances. Traditional O’odham food and crafts are available year-round. Call or visit sanxaviermission.org for more information. OLD TUCSON STUDIOS Old Tucson Studios. 201 S. Kinney Road. 883-0100. The attraction offers Old West entertainment, from cowboy gunfights and daring stunts to musical revues and comedies. Learn about Tucson’s film history; take a miniature train ride; have an old-time photo taken; or enjoy barbecue at the Grand Palace Saloon. Guided tours take place throughout the day. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., daily; $16.95, $10.95 ages 4 to 11, free younger child and pass holders. Visit oldtucson.com for more information. PIMA AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM Pima Air and Space Museum. 6000 E. Valencia Road. 574-0462. The museum is one of the largest aviation museums in the world and is the largest non-government funded aviation museum in the United States.

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A VIRTUAL VISIT WITH AUTHOR LINDA KRANZ Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Linda Kranz discusses her books via Skype from 2 to 3 p.m., Thursday, March 22; free.

SOUTHERN ARIZONA TRANSPORTATION MUSEUM Southern Arizona Transportation Museum. 414 N. Toole Ave. 623-2223. The museum features audio and visual interactive elements for youth and adults alike, a diorama with trains and a 1907 depot, a state-of-the-art media wall, knowledgeable docents and a locomotive. Locomotive Saturdays are held from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. and offer an up-close-and-personal look at a real locomotive. Hours are 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., Tuesday through Thursday; 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., Sunday; $6, free during Locomotive Saturdays hours. Visit tucsonhistoricdepot.org for info. TITAN MISSILE MUSEUM Titan Missile Museum. 1580 W. Duval Mine Road. Sahuarita. 625-7736. The only one of 54 missile silos preserved as a National Historic Landmark, at seven stories underground. Tour includes the launch-control center and missile silo. Displays include an actual Titan II ICBM. Visitors can experience a simulated launch. Open daily from 8:45 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., except Thanksgiving and Christmas; $9.50, $8.50 senior or military, $6 ages 7 to 12, free younger child. Visit titanmissilemuseum. org for more information. TUBAC PRESIDIO STATE HISTORIC PARK Tubac Presidio State Historic Park. 1 Burruel St. Tubac. 398-2252. Arizona’s first state park preserves the site of the oldest Spanish presidio and the first European settlement in Arizona established in 1752. The park features a museum, underground archaeological exhibit, Arizona’s first printing press, an 1885 territorial schoolhouse and other turn-of-the-century structures, and the trailhead for the historic Anza Trail, from which Juan Bautista de Anza departed when he established San Francisco. GiclĂŠes of William Ahrendt paintings from the Arizona Highways “Cavalcade of Historyâ€? collection are displayed in the gallery. Cultural events include Anza Days in October; Spanish Colonial living history; archaeological tours; nature walks; and concerts. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., daily, except Christmas; $4, $2 age 7 to 13, free younger child. Call or visit tubacpresidiopark. com for more information. UA MINERAL MUSEUM UA Mineral Museum. 1601 E. University Blvd. 6214524. The museum is the longest continuously curated mineral museum west of the Mississippi and is recognized as one of the top collections in the country. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Saturday; $7.50, $5 age 4 to 15, free younger child. Visit uamineralmuseum.org for more information. UA SCIENCE: FLANDRAU UA Science: Flandrau. 1601 E. University Blvd. 6217827. The museum features a planetarium theater that shows live sky shows and galaxy tours, hands-on exhibits, science demonstrations and viewing through a 16-inch telescope, the largest public telescope in Southern Arizona. Hours are 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Monday through Friday; 6 to 9 p.m., Friday; 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., Saturday; and 1 to 4 p.m., Sunday, except Sunday, Dec. 25 and Jan. 1; $7.50, $5 age 4 to 15, free younger child, $2 Arizona college student with ID, $2 discount to CatCard holders. Visit flandrau.org for more info.

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SCIENCE DOWNTOWN Science Downtown. 300 E. Congress St. 622-8595. Mars and Beyond: The Search for Life on Other Planets, an exhibit created by the UA College of Science, which has made many contributions to Mars exploration programs, is on display until further notice. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Thursday, Sunday and Monday; 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Friday and Saturday; and 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., the second Saturday every month; $18, $10 child, $14 college student, senior or military with ID, free member and patron in wheelchair. Visit sciencedowntown.org for tickets or more information.

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The museum maintains a collection of more than 300 aircraft and spacecraft from around the globe and more than 125,000 artifacts. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. (last admittance, 4 p.m.), daily; free child younger than 7; $15.50, $9 ages 7 to 12, $12.75 senior, military, Pima County resident and AAA from November through May; $13.75, $8 ages 7 to 12, $11.50 Pima County resident, $11.75 senior, military and AAA from June through October. Visit pimaair.org for more information.

UA POETRY CENTER UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. Presentations and readings take place at 7 p.m.; free. Thursday, March 22: Paul Guest, poetry. Thursday, March 29: Monica Drake, prose. Call or visit poetry. arizona.edu for more information.

VOICES FROM ARIZONA’S PAST UA Poetry Center. 1508 E. Helen St. 626-3765. In tribute to Arizona’s centennial, Voices From Arizona’s Past: Sharlot Hall and Hattie Lockett, an exhibit of manuscripts and materials from the lives of pioneer poets, continues through Saturday, March 31. Exhibit hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday; free. Visit az100.arizona.edu for more info about UA tributes to Arizona’s centennial.

UPCOMING BETH ALVARADO, AISHA SABATINI SLOAN AND ARIANNE ZWARTJES Casa Libre en la Solana. 228 N. Fourth Ave. 325-9145. Three published authors and close friends read from their work at 7 p.m., Thursday, March 29; $5. Visit casalibre.org for more information. NAOMI BENARON: RUNNING THE RIFT Antigone Books. 411 N. Fourth Ave. 792-3715. Naomi Benaron discusses her novel about a Rwandan boy whose dreams of running for Olympic gold become tangled in the politics of genocide, at 7 p.m., Friday, March 30; free. A Q&A and refreshments follow.

ANNOUNCEMENTS I LOVE BOOKS GROUP TMC Senior Services. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 3241960. Books with aging as a central theme are discussed from 2 to 4 p.m., the fourth Thursday of every month; free. MYSTERY BOOK GROUP Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. A mystery book club meets at 7 p.m., the fourth Wednesday every month; free. March’s title is Bury Your Dead by Louise Penny. SCIENCE-FICTION BOOK CLUB Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. A science-fiction book club meets from 7 to 8 p.m., the fourth Tuesday of every month. Visit www. orovalleylib.com for a schedule of titles. SONORAN SLEUTHS MYSTERY BOOK CLUB Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. 2295300. Fans of mystery and suspense meet from 11 a.m. to noon, the fourth Wednesday of every month; free. Each month’s topic may be found at orovalleylib.com. Call for more information.

LECTURES EVENTS THIS WEEK ALBRECHT CLASSEN: MEDIEVAL AND EARLY-MODERN WOMEN Himmel Branch, Pima County Public Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 594-5305. Albrecht Classen presents “The History of Women in the Western World: Medieval and Early-Modern Women� from 6 to 8 p.m., Monday, March 26; free. The Arizona Humanities Council sponsors this lecture about the roots of feminism. ANNUAL TOWN AND GOWN LECTURE Holsclaw Hall. UA School of Music, 1017 N. Olive Road. 621-1162. What was the Reformation and its role in the history of Europe and Christianity? University of California at Berkeley professor Thomas A. Brady Jr. lectures on the topic at 7 p.m., Wednesday, March 28; free. Brady has written several books on the topic, and has earned Guggenheim, Fulbright and Humboldt fellowships as well as a number of academic awards. ART LECTURES AT DUSENBERRY LIBRARY Dusenberry River Branch, Pima County Public Library. 5605 E. River Road. 594-5345. Docents from the UA Museum of Art and the Tucson Museum of Art give talks

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BOOKS The folks behind Tucson’s CRIZMAC are also behind this delightful Día de los Muertos primer

Reveling in Death BY PAUL WINE, mailbag@tucsonweekly.com

TOP TEN Antigone Books’ best-sellers for the week ending March 16, 2012 1. The Hunger Games

ía de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is one of the most meaningful holidays in Mexican culture. It’s a time during which celebrants gather in homes, cemeteries, churches, town squares and city streets to honor, pray for and commune with the spirits of departed friends and loved ones. It’s believed that on these days, the deceased take time out from their otherworldly adventures to return briefly to the terrestrial sphere. Day of the Dead is also a very festive occasion. Marked by feasting, drinking and revelry often raucous enough to raise the dead, it is not just a time of remembrance, but also a celebration—in all of its sensory splendor—of the joys of being alive. In a beautifully illustrated book, Day of the Dead, Tucsonans Kitty Williams and Stevie Mack treat readers to a short but comprehensive survey of this evocative tradition. Combining vibrant photography with observations gleaned from their experiences in Mexico, Williams and Mack—the guiding spirits behind CRIZMAC, a local business committed to broadening cultural understanding—are able to convey a real sense of the feeling and flavor of Day of the Dead. While Day of the Dead is essentially a Hispanic celebration, festivals honoring the departed are quite common across time and cultures, often in association with the fall harvest season. The authors write that Mexico’s observance is primarily a fusion of European folk traditions, the Catholic feasts of All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day, and indigenous MesoAmerican beliefs and customs dating back to long before the Spanish conquest. Skulls and skeletons, quite naturally, play a major role in Day of the Dead activities, and these age-old symbols of death are examined at length in this book. Writing that skeletons and skulls were a recurring motif in early MesoAmerican art and architecture, especially in connection with rites of human sacrifice, Williams and Mack note that, as part of Day of the Dead iconography, these often fancifully embellished images are not meant to be gruesome, but rather reflect a humorous and unflinching cultural attitude toward mankind’s biggest bugaboo. “Mexicans,” they write, “would rather joke about death than fear it. Those leering skulls and the skeletons with their clattering bones are simply expressions of the Mexican sense of humor and an honest appraisal of human mortality.” In one of the book’s most-interesting chapters, the authors focus on the life and work of

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José Guadalupe Posada, a 19th-century Mexican political cartoonist, whose signature creation, Catrina, has become Day of the Dead’s mostrecognized symbol. Originally designed to parody the attitudes of Mexico’s upper classes during the dictatorship of Porfirio Díaz, this garishly attired female skeleton is a familiar image throughout Mexico and is especially visible during Day of the Dead celebrations. Williams and Mack explore other major elements of the tradition, including ofrendas, ornate altars constructed in homes and public spaces that serve as welcome centers for returning spirits; cemetery vigils, the all-night gatherings devoted to conviviality and commemoration; and comparsas, rowdy processions (like Tucson’s own All Souls Procession) of costumed revelers who signal the end of Day of the Dead festivities by cavorting through the streets, entertaining the crowds and chasing away straggling souls who may be reluctant to return to their cosmic wanderings. The book concludes with a section containing recipes for traditional Day of the Dead favorites such as pan de muerto (bread of the dead), mole sauce, dulces de calabaza (candied pumpkin) and café de la olla, a sweet, cinnamon-flavored coffee. This part also has instructions for making and decorating sugar skulls, whimsical creations that are often given like valentines to loved ones, signifying a connection that will survive death. Brief as it is, the text of this volume is packed with a multitude of interesting details. But it is the photographs, with rich splashes of exuberant color, that draw readers into the heart of the festival. The book shimmers with depictions of lavishly ornamented ofrendas, cemeteries emblazoned with candlelight and flowers, tables heaped high with all manner of edible delights, elaborately masked and painted revelers, and, of course, skulls and skeletons galore. This book is truly a pleasure to experience and will certainly expand readers’ cultural horizons. It may also have a favorable influence on how we view life’s most significant inevitability. “The Day of the Dead is a joyous party,” Williams and Mack tell us, “hosted by the living, with the dead as celebrated guests of honor. The festivities invite us all to accept death, mock it, and revel in it. And why not? There’s certainly no escaping it.”

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from 2 to 3 p.m., Tuesday; free. March 27: Sandy Cord, “Louis Comfort Tiffany: Intriguing Life in Glass.”

4. The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness Michelle Alexander, New Press ($19.95)

5. The Best American Short Stories 2011 Edited by Geraldine Brooks, Mariner ($14.95)

6. The Best Buddhist Writing 2011 Edited by Melvin McLeod and the editors of the Shambhala Sun, Shambhala ($17.95)

7. Mockingjay Suzanne Collins, Scholastic ($17.99)

8. This Burns My Heart: A Novel

MONDAYS AT THE MUSEUM Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. A seminar titled “Han and Beyond: The Renaissance of China,” and a tour of the museum’s Han Dynasty collection are followed by a reception with food and spirits by Pei Wei Asian Diner. The event starts at 3 p.m., Monday, March 26; $50. Reservations are requested. NEWTON AND HELEN MAYER HARRISON: THE FORCE MAJEURE Center for Creative Photography. 1030 N. Olive Road. 621-7968. Considered to be among pioneers of the eco-art movement, Newton and Helen Mayer Harrison work to encourage biodiversity and community development through art. They present “The Force Majeure: the Peninsula of Europe, the Tibetan Plateau and Sierra Nevada” at 5:30 p.m., Tuesday, March 27; free. PAUL IVEY: CONTEMPORARY ARTS AND CULTURE SINCE 1980 MOCA. 265 S. Church Ave. 624-5019. Paul Ivey lectures on selected Wednesdays in a salon-like setting with wine and snacks from 5:30 to 6:30 p.m.; $15, $10 member. March 28: “The Art Market Goes Retail.” TUCSON’S YOUTH: BRIDGE TO THE FUTURE UA Roy Drachman Hall. 1295 N. Martin Ave. Lectures about pre-college education, health resources, job prospects, parental involvement, justice access and community resources for youth take place from 3 to 5 p.m., every Sunday, through April 1; free. Panelists include a pediatrician; a school-board member; a professor of language, reading and culture; and students. Call 6231592, or visit littlechapel54.org/wordpress and click on “events” for more information. THE WORK AND LIFE OF MARK ROTHKO MOCA. 265 S. Church Ave. 624-5019. A lecture is given in conjunction with the Arizona Theatre Company’s production of Red, a play based on true events from Rothko’s life. The lecture is at 5:30 p.m., Thursday, March 22; $10, $5 member, free ticket-holder for Red with proof of purchase.

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JAY VAN ORDEN: CHIRICAHUA APACHE Joyner-Green Valley Branch, Pima County Public Library. 601 N. La Cañada Drive. Green Valley. 594-5295. Jay Van Orden presents “Warriors and Beyond: A Closer Look at the Clothing, Equipment and Lifestyle of the Chiricahua Apache” from 2 to 3 p.m., Tuesday, March 27; free.

Mary Doria Russell, Ballantine ($15)

10. Walking Away From Empire: A Personal Journey Guy R. McPherson, PublishAmerica ($24.95) Stevie Mack and Kitty Williams

WESTERN NATIONAL PARKS ASSOCIATION BOOKSTORE Western National Parks Association Bookstore. 12880 N. Vistoso Village Drive. Oro Valley. 622-6014. Lectures are from noon to 2 p.m.; free. Reservations are required; call between 9:30 a.m. and 5 p.m., Monday through Friday; or from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday. Saturday, March 24, Barbara Marriot presents “George Pusch: The Man Who Helped Make a State.” Wednesday, March 28, Jack Lasseter presents “Cochise and His Apache War.” Free; no reservations required. The talks are in conjunction with a show and sale from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Visit wnpa.org for directions.

UPCOMING JEFF BABSON: SONGBIRDS: FLYCATCHERS TO KINGLETS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Jeff Babson of Sky Island Tours discusses and shares recordings of songbirds including flycatchers, vireos, jays and wrens from 6 to 8 p.m., Thursday, March 29; $25, $22 member. LORI RIEGEL: KOSHER FOODS AND DIETARY LAWS Lori Riegel of the Department of Religious and Cultural Education at Handmaker Jewish Services discusses and provides samples of foods selected and prepared according to Jewish dietary laws. Lectures take place on Thursday, March 29, from 3 to 4 p.m., at Oro Valley Public Library, 1305 W. Naranja Drive, 229-5300; and from 6 to 8 p.m., at Himmel Park Library, 1035 N. Treat Ave., 594-5305; free. Reservations are required.

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CINEMA Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill make a hilarious team in ῾21 Jump Street᾽

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TOP TEN Casa Video’s top rentals for the week ending March 18, 2012

BY BOB GRIMM, bgrimm@tucsonweekly.com couple of years ago, if you would have come up to me in a bar and declared, “I think Channing Tatum is a fine comedic actor!” I probably would’ve thrown my beverage on you. The resulting melee would’ve landed us in the clink, ensnarled us in the criminal-justice system, and alienated us from friends and family—all because I thought Channing Tatum was a weak actor. Hey, the guy was in crap like Step Up, G.I. Joe and Fighting, for God’s sake. My opinion started changing a bit over the last few years. I thought Tatum was the best thing in The Dilemma, in which he showed some twisted comic potential. His dramatic turn in Haywire actually approached greatness. Now comes 21 Jump Street, and it’s official: Channing Tatum is a badass comedic actor. The man is funny, a ninja-master of dumbguy comedy. Co-star Jonah Hill came up with the idea, along with pal and screenwriter Michael Bacall, to reboot the late-’80s TV show that launched the career of Johnny Depp and gave Dom DeLuise’s son something to do for several years. The reboot departs from the original’s mystery-thriller roots to become a raucous R-rated comedy. It’s at once a tribute to the show and a hilarious mutation of it. We learn in a prologue set seven years ago that Schmidt (Hill) was a loser in high school, prone to public humiliation and bad hair. Jenko (Tatum) was Mr. Popular, but his inability to get passing grades got him booted from the prom. So they both have high school issues. The two meet up seven years later while applying to be cops. Jenko suggests that they become friends, because he needs a tutor. They actually strike up a bond that is heartwarming and brotherly, and embark on careers as bike cops. After an arrest in which they dry-hump a perp in a public park and forget to read him his rights, the two wind up in a newly restarted police program … on 21 Jump Street. They discover via an impassioned and angry speech by their foul-mouthed captain (Ice Cube) that they will be posing as high school kids while trying to infiltrate a drug ring. The high school is where co-directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller (who also co-directed Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs) take the premise from fun to all-out genius. Former popular-guy Jenko is immediately deemed weird in his return to high school, while Schmidt’s brand of geek-loser is now embraced. The two go on separate paths, with Schmidt

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1. The Descendants 20th Century Fox

2. Immortals Universal

3. My Week With Marilyn Anchor Bay

4. Hugo Paramount

5. Tower Heist Universal

6. The Adventures of Tintin Paramount

7. Melancholia Magnolia

8. J. Edgar Warner Bros. Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street. finding fame as the star of the school play, while Jenko is reduced to hanging out with the nerds. The men soon discover the high school drug ring is led by Eric (Dave Franco, brother of James), an eco-friendly kid who is working on the school yearbook—and distributing a new synthetic drug. Schmidt and Jenko’s consumption of that synthetic drug leads to the film’s funniest sequence, culminating with them finger-gagging each other in the bathroom. Hill, who momentarily slimmed down for the movie, is his usual fast-talking, wise-ass self here, a nice follow-up to his Oscar-nominated turn in Moneyball, and his best funny work since Superbad. Tatum’s portrayal of Jenko is nothing short of precious. He’s a big idiot—but the beauty in Tatum’s idiot is that he’s endearing and likable. The fact that Tatum can make us feel sorry for Jenko is a testament to his surprising abilities as both a dramatic and comedic actor. While the role calls for a considerable level of slapstick, Tatum gives Jenko a real soul. Hill does the same for his character, making this comedic duo one of the best since Seth Rogen and James Franco teamed up in Pineapple Express. For those of you who, like me, were getting a little tired of Ice Cube in “family-man” mode, this film is your antidote. The moment he started spewing beautiful vulgarity, his N.W.A. anthem “Straight Outta Compton” popped into my head. (“Compton” showed up later on the film’s soundtrack, too.) The man is most at home when four-

21 Jump Street Rated R

9. The Three Musketeers Summit

10. Puss in Boots DreamWorks

Starring Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum and Ice Cube Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller Columbia, 109 minutes Now playing at AMC Loews Foothills 15 (888262-4386), Century El Con 20 (800-326-3264, ext. 902), Century Park Place 20 (800-326-3264, ext. 903), Century Theatres at the Oro Valley Marketplace (800-326-3264, ext. 899), Harkins Tucson Spectrum 18 (806-4275) and Tower Theaters at Arizona Pavilions (579-0500).

letter words are coming out of his mouth—and accompanied by rich, comedic anger. This is the best thing Ice Cube has done in a movie since Boyz n the Hood (although he was very good in last year’s Rampart). The film contains various cameos by 21 Jump Street TV alumni. I will just say that the cameos are not only welcomed, but brilliant. The supporting cast is strong throughout, including Chris Parnell as a determined drama teacher, Jake M. Johnson as the school’s annoyed principal, and Rob Riggle, doing his patented obnoxious-guy routine, as Mr. Walters, the nasty phys-ed teacher. 21 Jump Street leaves itself wide-open for a sequel—one that was apparently green-lit once Columbia Pictures saw the impressive openingweekend returns. It looks like Hill and Tatum have themselves a franchise; they are a strange and wonderful pairing.

Michelle Williams in My Week With Marilyn.

FILM TIMES Film times reflect the most current listings available as of Tuesday evening, with screenings beginning on Friday for most opening titles. As schedules at individual theaters frequently change post-press, we recommend calling ahead to avoid any inconvenience.

AMC Loews Foothills 15 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd. 888-262-4386. 21 Jump Street (R) Thu 11:45, 1:30, 2:25, 4:10, 5:05, 6:45, 7:45, 9:30; Fri-Sun 10:30, 11:45, 1:25, 2:25, 4:05, 5:05, 6:45, 7:45, 9:25, 10:25; Mon-Wed 11:45, 1:25, 2:25, 4:05, 5:05, 6:45, 7:45, 9:25, 10:25 Act of Valor (R) Thu 11:10, 1:50, 4:50, 7:20; Fri-Wed 11:10, 1:45, 4:30, 7:20, 10:05 The Artist (PG-13) ends Thu 11:25, 5 Casa de Mi Padre (R) Thu 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8, 10:15; Fri-Wed 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:15, 10:30 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax (PG) Thu 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7; Fri-Sun 10, 12:15, 2:30, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30; Mon-Wed 12:15, 2:30, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 3D (PG) Thu 11:30, 1:45, 4, 6:15; Fri-Sun 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:40; MonWed 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:40, 7:55, 10:10 Friends With Kids (R) ends Thu 11:40, 2:10, 4:55, 7:25 The Hunger Games (PG13) Fri 12:01 a.m.; Fri-Sat 9:15, 9:45, 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 1:05, 2:05, 2:45, 3:15, 3:45, 4:15, 5:15, 6, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15, 10:45, 11:45; Sun 9:15, 9:45, 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 1:05, 2:05, 2:45, 3:15, 3:45, 4:15, 5:15, 6, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15, 10:45; Mon-Wed 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 2:05, 2:45, 3:45, 5:15, 6, 7, 8:30, 9:15, 10:15 The Hunger Games: The IMAX Experience (PG13) Fri 12:01 a.m., 3:15 a.m.; Fri-Sun 10:15, 1:30, 4:45, 8, 11:15; Mon-Wed 1:30, 4:45, 8, 11:15 John Carter (PG-13) Thu 11, 5; Fri-Wed 1, 7:15 John Carter 3D (PG-13) Thu 2, 8; Fri-Sun 9:55, 4:10, 10:20; Mon-Wed 4:10, 10:20 John Carter: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) ends Thu 1, 4, 7 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 3D (PG) ends Thu 1:45 Project X (R) Thu 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:40; Fri-Wed 11:15, 5, 10 Safe House (R) Thu 2, 7:35; Fri-Wed 1:50, 7:25 Silent House (R) ends Thu 11:55, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45 This Means War (PG-13) Thu 11:45, 2:15, 4:40, 7:10; Fri-Sun 10:25, 12:50; Mon-Wed 12:50,

3:15, 5:40, 8:05, 10:30 A Thousand Words (PG13) Thu 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50; Fri-Sun 10:25, 12:45, 3, 5:25, 7:40, 9:55; Mon-Wed 12:45, 3, 5:25, 7:40, 9:55 The Vow (PG-13) Thu 11:15, 4:20, 7:15; FriSun 7:50, 10:20; MonWed 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20

Century El Con 20 3601 E. Broadway Blvd. 800-326-3264, ext. 902. The 20th Anniversary of the Bodyguard Event (Not Rated) Wed 7:30 21 Jump Street (R) Thu 11:40, 1, 2:25, 3:45, 5:10, 6:30, 7:55, 9:15; Fri-Wed 11:40, 12:50, 2:25, 3:40, 5:10, 6:20, 7:55, 9, 10:40 Act of Valor (R) Thu 11:30, 2:15, 5, 7:55, 10:35; Fri-Wed 11:20, 2:15, 5, 7:55, 10:35 The Artist / The Iron Lady (Not Rated) Thu-Wed 11:30, 3:30, 7:30 Being Flynn (R) Thu 11:35, 2:10, 4:45, 7:20, 9:55; Fri-Wed 11:35, 2:10, 9:55 Can U Feel It—The UMF Experience (Not Rated) Thu 8 Casa de Mi Padre (R) Thu 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10; Fri-Wed 12:45, 3:05, 5:20, 7:35, 9:50 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax (PG) Thu-Wed 11:50, 2:10, 4:30, 6:50, 9:10 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 3D (PG) Thu 12:30, 1:15, 2:50, 3:35, 5:10, 5:55, 7:40; Fri-Wed 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 10 Friends With Kids (R) Thu 11:45, 2:30, 5:10, 7:45, 10:30; Fri-Wed 5:10, 7:45, 10:30 The Hunger Games (PG-13) Fri 12:01 a.m., 12:10 a.m., 12:20 a.m., 12:30 a.m., 12:40 a.m.; Fri-Wed 11:30, 12, 12:30, 1, 1:30, 2, 2:45, 3:15, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15, 6, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8, 8:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15, 10:45, 11:15 The Iron Lady / The Artist (Not Rated) Thu 1:30, 5:30, 9:30; Fri-Mon 1:30, 5:30; Wed 1:30, 5:30 Jeff, Who Lives at Home (R) Thu-Wed 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25 John Carter (PG-13) Thu 12:15, 3:20, 6:30, 9:45; Fri-Wed 12:15, 3:20, 6:25, 9:30 John Carter 3D (PG-13) Thu 11:15, 1:10, 2:25, 4:20, 5:35, 7:30, 8:45; Fri-Wed 1:10, 4:20, 7:20, 10:40 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (Not Rated) Mon 8 Monumental: In Search of America’s National Treasure (Not Rated) Tue 8 Project X (R) Thu-Sun 1:05, 3:30, 5:55, 8:20, 10:45; Mon 1:05, 3:30, 5:55, 10:45; Tue 1:05, 3:30, 5:55; Wed 1:05, 3:30, 10:45 Rampart (R) ends Thu 10:30 Safe House (R) Thu-Wed 11:40, 2:20, 5:05, 7:50,

10:35 Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (PG-13) Fri-Wed 11:45, 2:20, 5, 7:40, 10:20 Silent House (R) ends Thu 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30 This Means War (PG-13) ends Thu 2, 7:05 A Thousand Words (PG13) ends Thu 11:25, 2, 4:20, 7 The Vow (PG-13) ends Thu 11:25, 4:30 Wanderlust (R) ends Thu 11:20, 1:55, 4:25

Century Gateway 12 770 N. Kolb Road. 800-326-3264, ext. 962. Call for Fri-Wed film times Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (G) Thu 12:15, 2:50, 5:05 Beauty and the Beast (G) opens Fri Big Miracle (PG) Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:10 Contraband (R) ends Thu 7:40 The Descendants (R) Thu 12:55, 4:10, 7:25 The Devil Inside (R) ends Thu 7:50 The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (R) Thu 12, 3:25, 7:05 The Grey (R) Thu 12:50, 4:05, 7:30 Hugo (PG) Thu 12:20, 7:10 Hugo 3D (PG) Thu 3:30 Man on a Ledge (PG-13) Thu 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45 Mission: Impossible— Ghost Protocol (PG-13) Thu 12:40, 4, 7:15 My Week With Marilyn (R) opens Fri One for the Money (PG13) Thu 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:35 Red Tails (PG-13) Thu 12:35, 3:40, 6:55 Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (PG-13) Thu 12:25, 3:55, 7 Underworld: Awakening (R) opens Fri War Horse (PG-13) Thu 12:05, 3:20, 6:35

Century Park Place 20 5870 E. Broadway Blvd. 800-326-3264, ext. 903. Call for Fri-Wed film times The 20th Anniversary of the Bodyguard Event (Not Rated) Wed 7:30 21 Jump Street (R) Thu 11:15, 12:40, 2:05, 3:30, 4:55, 6:20, 7:45, 9:10, 10:30 Act of Valor (R) Thu 11, 1:45, 4:35, 7:25, 10:15 Can U Feel It—The UMF Experience (Not Rated) Thu 8 Casa de Mi Padre (R) Thu 11:10, 1:25, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10, 10:25 Chronicle (PG-13) Thu 12:10, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:30 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax (PG) Thu 11:55, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 3D (PG) Thu 11:05, 12:45, 1:35, 3:10, 4, 5:40, 6:25, 8:10 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 3D (PG-13) ends Thu 6:45

The Hunger Games (PG13) Fri 12:01 a.m., 12:05 a.m., 12:10 a.m., 12:15 a.m.; Fri-Sat 9:30, 10, 10:35, 11:05, 11:40, 12:10, 12:40, 1:15, 1:50, 2:20, 2:55, 3:25, 3:55, 4:30, 5:05, 5:35, 6:15, 6:40, 7:10, 7:45, 8:20, 8:50, 9:30, 10, 10:25, 11; Sun 9:30, 10, 10:35, 11:05, 11:40, 12:10, 12:40, 1:15, 1:50, 2:20, 2:55, 3:25, 3:55, 4:30, 5:05, 5:35, 6:15, 6:40, 7:10, 7:45, 8:20, 8:50, 9:30, 10, 10:25; MonWed 10, 10:35, 11:05, 11:40, 12:10, 12:40, 1:15, 1:50, 2:20, 2:55, 3:25, 3:55, 4:30, 5:05, 5:35, 6:15, 6:40, 7:10, 7:45, 8:20, 8:50, 9:30, 10, 10:25 John Carter (PG-13) Thu 1:05, 4:15, 7:30, 10:35 John Carter 3D (PG-13) Thu 11, 12:05, 2:10, 3:15, 5:25, 6:30, 9:40 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (Not Rated) Mon 8 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (PG) Thu 11:25, 1:55, 4:45, 7:25, 10 Monumental: In Search of America’s National Treasure (Not Rated) Tue 8 October Baby (PG-13) Fri-Wed 11, 1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40 Project X (R) Thu 12, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:50 Safe House (R) Thu 1:15, 4:05, 7, 10:05 Silent House (R) ends Thu 11:05, 1:20, 3:35, 5:50, 8:05, 10:20 Star Wars: Episode I— The Phantom Menace 3D (PG) ends Thu 12:15, 3:25 This Means War (PG-13) Thu 11:10, 1:50, 4:25, 7:10, 9:55 A Thousand Words (PG13) Thu 11:30, 2, 4:30, 6:55, 9:35 The Vow (PG-13) Thu 11:45, 2:20, 5:05 The Woman in Black (PG13) Thu 12:15, 2:50, 5:15

Century Theatres at the Oro Valley Marketplace 12155 N. Oracle Road. 800-326-3264, ext. 899. The 20th Anniversary of the Bodyguard Event (Not Rated) Wed 7:30 21 Jump Street (R) Thu 11:25, 2:10, 4:55, 7:40, 10:30; Fri-Wed 11:20, 2:10, 4:55, 7:40, 10:30 Act of Valor (R) Thu 10:50, 1:30, 4:15, 7:05, 9:45; Fri-Wed 10:45, 1:25, 4:15, 7:10, 9:50 The Artist (PG-13) ThuSun 11:10, 1:40, 4:10, 6:50, 9:35; Mon-Wed 11:10, 1:40, 4:10 Can U Feel It—The UMF Experience (Not Rated) Thu 8 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax (PG) Thu 10:45, 1:05, 3:25; Fri-Wed 10:40, 1:05, 3:25, 5:45, 8, 10:20 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 3D (PG) Thu 11:55, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15; Fri-Wed 11:55, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55

Friends With Kids (R) Thu 11, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:55; Fri-Wed 11, 1:45, 4:30, 9:15 The Godfather (R) Thu 2, 7 The Hunger Games (PG-13) Fri 12:01 a.m., 12:05 a.m.; Fri-Wed 11:25, 12:30, 1:35, 2:40, 3:45, 4:50, 5:55, 7, 8:05, 9:10, 10:15 John Carter (PG-13) ends Thu 10:55, 5:20 John Carter 3D (PG-13) Thu 12:35, 2:05, 3:45, 7, 8:30, 10:10; Fri-Wed 12:35, 3:40, 7:05, 10:05 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (Not Rated) Mon 8 Monumental: In Search of America’s National Treasure (Not Rated) Tue 8 Project X (R) ends Thu 11:20, 1:55, 4:20, 7:10, 9:30 Rampart (R) Fri-Wed 11:05, 1:55, 4:40, 7:25, 10:10 Safe House (R) Thu 11:05, 1:50, 4:45, 7:35; Fri-Wed 4:45, 7:30, 10:25 A Separation (PG-13) Thu 10:40, 1:35, 4:25, 7:30, 10:25; Fri-Wed 10:35, 1:30 The Vow (PG-13) Thu 11:15; Fri-Wed 7:15, 10

Crossroads 6 Grand Cinemas 4811 E. Grant Road. 327-7067. Call for Fri-Wed film times Big Miracle (PG) Thu 10:50, 1:10, 6:50 The Descendants (R) Thu 11:20, 1:55, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40 The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (R) Thu 3:30, 9:15 The Grey (R) Thu 4:45, 7:20, 9:55 Hugo (PG) Thu 10:55, 1:35, 4:15, 7 Mission: Impossible— Ghost Protocol (PG-13) Thu 12:50, 6:45, 9:35 My Week With Marilyn (R) Thu 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30 Red Tails (PG-13) Thu 2:05 Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (PG-13) Thu 9:45 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (R) Thu 3:50 War Horse (PG-13) Thu 11

Fox Tucson Theatre 17 W. Congress St. 624-1515. Banff Film Festival 2012 (Not Rated) Sat 7:30; Sun 6

Gallagher Theater UA Student Union, 1303 E. University Blvd. 626-0370. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (PG-13) ThuFri 10; Sat 7, 10 We Were Here (Not Rated) Wed 7

Harkins Tucson Spectrum 18 5455 S. Calle Santa Cruz. 806-4275. 21 Jump Street (R) Thu 11, 12:50, 1:50, 3:40, 4:40, 6:30, 7:30, 9:10; Fri-Sat 10:30, 11:30, 1:10, 2:10, 3:50, 4:50, 6:30, 7:30, 9:10, 10:10, 11:50; Sun 10:30, 11:30, 1:10, 2:10, 3:50, 4:50, 6:30, 7:30, 9:10, 10:10; Mon-Wed 11:30, 1:10, 2:10, 3:50, 4:50, 6:30, 7:30, 9:10, 10:10 Act of Valor (R) Thu 11:15, 2, 5, 7:50; Fri-Sat 10:50, 2, 5:10, 7:50, 10:50; Sun 10:50, 2, 5:10, 7:50, 10:40; MonWed 11:15, 2, 5:10, 7:50, 10:40 Casa de Mi Padre (R) Thu 12:30, 3, 5:30, 8, 10:30; Fri-Sat 10:10, 12:40, 3:10, 5:30, 8, 10:30; Sun 10:10, 12:40, 3:10, 5:30, 8, 10:25; Mon-Wed 12:40, 3:10, 5:30, 8, 10:25 Chronicle (PG-13) Thu 11:20, 1:45, 4:15, 6:40; Fri-Wed 1:15, 6:40 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax (PG) Thu 11:40, 2:10, 4:30, 7:10, 9:20; Fri-Sun 9:50, 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30; Mon-Wed 12:10, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 3D (PG) Thu 1:10, 3:30, 6:10, 8:30; Fri-Wed 11:10, 1:30, 3:45, 6:10, 8:30 Fully Alive—A Ken Davis Comedy Concert (Not Rated) Thu 7; Sun 2 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (PG-13) ends Thu 7:45 The Hunger Games (PG-13) Fri 12:01 a.m.; Fri-Sat 9:40, 10:20, 11, 11:40, 12:20, 1, 1:40, 2:20, 3, 3:40, 4:20, 5, 5:40, 6:20, 7, 7:40, 8:20, 9, 9:40, 10:20, 11, 11:40; Sun 9:40, 10:20, 11, 11:40, 12:20, 1, 1:40, 2:20, 3, 3:40, 4:20, 5, 5:40, 6:20, 7, 7:40, 8:20, 9, 9:40, 10:20; Mon-Wed 11, 11:40, 12:20, 1, 1:40, 2:20, 3, 3:40, 4:20, 5, 5:40, 6:20, 7, 7:40, 8:20, 9, 9:40, 10:20 John Carter (PG-13) Thu 1, 4:10, 7:20, 10:20; FriSat 9:45, 4, 10:40; Sun 9:45, 4, 10:30; Mon-Wed 4, 10:30 John Carter 3D (PG-13) Thu 12, 3:10, 6:20, 9:40; Fri-Wed 12:50, 7:20 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (PG) Thu 11:30, 2:15, 4:50; Fri-Sun 10:45, 1:50, 4:30; MonWed 11:05, 1:50, 4:30 Project X (R) Thu 12:40, 3:20, 5:40, 7:55; Fri-Sat 10, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45; Sun 10, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:35; Mon-Wed 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:35 Safe House (R) Thu 12:20, 3:15, 6:15, 9; FriSat 10:15, 1:20, 4:10, 6:50, 9:50; Sun 10:15, 1:20, 4:10, 6:50, 9:35; Mon-Wed 1:20, 4:10, 6:50, 9:35 Sedona (Not Rated) ends Thu 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15

Silent House (R) Thu 11:10, 1:30, 3:50, 6:05, 9:05; Fri-Sat 6:05, 8:40, 11:10; Sun-Wed 6:05, 8:40 This Means War (PG-13) Thu 11:05, 1:40, 4:20, 6:50; Fri-Sat 7:15, 10; Sun-Wed 7:15, 9:50 A Thousand Words (PG13) Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40; Fri-Sat 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15; Sun 11:15, 4:35, 6:45, 9:15; Mon-Wed 11:20, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 Tyler Perry’s Good Deeds (PG-13) ends Thu 12:45, 6:45 The Vow (PG-13) Thu 1:20, 4:35, 9:30; Fri-Sun 9:55, 12:30, 3:20; MonWed 12:30, 3:20 The Woman in Black (PG13) Thu 3:45, 9:25; FriSat 10:40, 3:30, 9:20; Sun 10:40, 3:30, 9:05; Mon-Wed 3:30, 9:05

The Loft Cinema 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. Call 795-0844 to check handicap accessibility China Town (Not Rated) Thu 7 A Dangerous Method (R) Thu 11:30, 5; Fri-Sat 12, 4:45; Sun 2:45, 4:45; Mon-Wed 12, 4:45 Declaration of War (Not Rated) Fri-Sat 2:45, 7:45; Sun 7:45; Mon 2:45; TueWed 2:45, 7:45 Kill List (Not Rated) ThuWed 10 Last Best Chance (Not Rated) Tue 7 National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors (Not Rated) Sun 12 Raw Force (R) Mon 8 A Separation (PG-13) Thu 1:30, 4:15; Fri-Sat 12, 5; Sun 11:30, 5; Mon-Wed 12, 5 Shaun of the Dead (R) Fri-Sat 10 Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie (R) Thu 10 We Need to Talk About Kevin (R) Thu 12, 2:30, 7:30; Fri-Sat 2:15, 7; Sun-Mon 2:15, 7, 9:30; Tue 2:15, 10; Wed 2:15, 7, 9:30

Oracle View 4690 N. Oracle Road. 292-2430. Call for Fri-Wed film times The Adventures of Tintin (PG) Thu 12, 2:30 Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (G) Thu 11:10, 1:10 Big Miracle (PG) Thu 11:45, 2:15, 7:20 The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (R) Thu 3:10, 9:35 Haywire (R) Thu 5 Jack and Jill (PG) Thu 7:30, 9:40 The Muppets (PG) Thu 11:15, 4:55 Red Tails (PG-13) Thu 11:30, 2:20, 7:10, 9:50 Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (PG-13) Thu 1:35, 4:20, 7, 9:45 The Sitter (R) Thu 9:55 War Horse (PG-13) Thu 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 We Bought a Zoo (PG) Thu 4:40

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Tower Theatres at Arizona Pavilions 8031 N. Business Park Drive. 579-0500. 21 Jump Street (R) Thu 11:50, 2:20, 5, 7:30, 10:05; Fri-Wed 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Act of Valor (R) Thu 11:45, 2:15, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50; Fri-Wed 11:40, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 9:45 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax (PG) Thu 10:30, 11:30, 1:35, 2:40, 3:40, 5:45, 6:50, 7:50, 8:55, 9:55; Fri-Wed 10:30, 11:30, 12:35, 1:35, 2:40, 3:40, 4:40, 6:40, 8:40 Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 3D (PG) ends Thu 12:35, 4:45 The Hunger Games (PG13) Fri 12:01 a.m.; FriSat 9:50, 10:50, 11:50, 12:50, 1:50, 2:50, 3:50, 4:50, 5:50, 6:50, 7:50, 8:50, 9:50, 10:50; Sun 9:50, 10:50, 11:50, 12:50, 1:50, 2:50, 3:50, 4:50, 5:50, 6:50, 7:50, 8:50, 9:50; Mon-Wed 10:50, 11:50, 12:50, 1:50, 2:50, 3:50, 4:50, 5:50, 6:50, 7:50, 8:50, 9:50 John Carter (PG-13) Thu 10:40, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10; Fri-Wed 10:40, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:55 John Carter 3D (PG-13) Thu 12, 2:50, 5:40, 8:30; Fri-Wed 5:45, 8:35 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (PG) Thu 11:35, 2:25, 4:40; Fri-Wed 11:10, 1:25, 3:45 Project X (R) Thu 11:20, 1:25, 3:30, 5:35, 7:45, 9:45; Fri-Wed 6, 8:05, 10:10 Safe House (R) Thu 1:50, 4:25, 7, 9:35; Fri-Wed 11:15, 1:45, 4:25, 7, 9:35 Silent House (R) Thu 11:40, 1:45, 3:50, 5:55, 8, 10:10; Fri-Wed 6:15, 8:15, 10:15 This Means War (PG-13) Thu 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:55; Fri-Sat 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 10:05; Sun 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 10:05; Mon-Wed 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 10:05 A Thousand Words (PG13) Thu 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 5:20, 7:35, 9:40; Fri-Sat 11:55, 2, 4:05; Sun 4:05; Mon-Wed 11:55, 2, 4:05 The Vow (PG-13) ends Thu 11:55, 9:30

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NEWLY REVIEWED: BEING FLYNN

It may seem like something straight out of the movies, but the real Nick Flynn did reunite with his estranged father after nearly two decades when his father walked into a homeless shelter where Nick was working. It’s chronicled in the younger Flynn’s memoir, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City, and now serves as a focal point for two characters lacking much of a connection beyond passions for writing. Paul Dano portrays Nick, and, unfortunately, it’s not a very notable performance. As his father, Jonathan, however, Robert De Niro nearly returns to the form that made him the best film actor around for about 15 years or so. The material isn’t up to that level, but it is good to see the old De Niro for a change instead of another Fockers movie. Boyd DECLARATION OF WAR

Both in front of and behind the camera, director Valérie Donzelli and her co-writer, Jérémie Elkaïm, are the parents of a son with cancer. It’s almost a disservice to call this art imitating life, but perhaps it provided some much-needed therapy for the entire family. In the film, they play Juliette and—naturally—Romeo, which would be a bit of an albatross if the tale wasn’t so gripping, so human, and so humanely portrayed. Some viewers may latch on to those names as too convenient, and some of the film’s other elements could be considered hammy for the sake of added drama, but there’s no denying the hearts-on-their-sleeves approach of Donzelli and Elkaïm’s sad but touching achievement. Boyd JEFF, WHO LIVES AT HOME

Jason Segel plays Jeff, a mopey guy in his 30s still living at home with his mom (Susan Sarandon). He gets a strange phone call looking for somebody named Kevin, and because he thinks everything is a sign after seeing Mel Gibson’s Signs, he goes on a day-long quest in search of the Kevin he is destined to know. His quest leads him to his brother, Pat (Ed Helms), who is having the worst day of his life. Segel and Helms bounce off each other nicely in this pleasant effort from the brothers Jay and Mark Duplass (Cyrus). Rae Dawn Chong shows up as Sarandon’s friendly co-worker, as does Judy Greer as Pat’s wife. It’s a good ensemble film that gives Segel a chance to play a mellower version of his goofy screen persona. Grimm OCTOBER BABY

The utterly forgettable Rachel Hendrix stars in October Baby, playing a young woman with health problems who finds out that she’s the survivor of a failed abortion. There’s melodrama aplenty in this heavy-handed and preachy movie that seems to have been funded by a bunch of people who wanted to push their religious/political views on an unsuspecting public. The fact that the film is being given any sort of a release is astounding. The acting, specifically by Hendrix and John “Bo Duke” Schneider as her father, is painfully bad. The film has a cheap look; it’s like a Lifetime movie got its budget cut in half. One curious thing of note: There seems to be a montage every 10 to 15 minutes. Allen

CONTINUING: ACT OF VALOR

Navy SEALS go on a couple of missions involving kidnap victims, drug lords and terrorists. The film’s big draw is the real military types who are cast in major roles. Many of them look the part, but they have flat line deliveries. Still, that would be forgivable had directors Mike McCoy and Scott Waugh possessed the abilities to put together a decent action scene and find themselves an acceptable plot. This is a mess of a movie, yet it is making nice money. Shows you what I know. Grimm CASA DE MI PADRE

It’s hard to evaluate a movie like Casa de Mi Padre. Anytime something is intentionally bad, it’s difficult to draw a line of expectation in one area or another. About the best you can do is ask whether the concept worked—if the reason this movie is so bad is good enough. On the whole, that’s probably true with Will Ferrell’s mock telenovela/drug-runner Western epic. The amount of cheese—or queso, as it were— rivals some of Ferrell’s better creations, even if the jokes aren’t as plentiful or as memorable. But the little details, from poor film continuity to mannequins and stuffed animals in the place of real things, are always humorous, and making a foreignlanguage comedy in the first place is subversive enough to give Ferrell a pass. Boyd

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Despite fine work by Guy Pearce, ‘Seeking Justice’ is yet another Nicolas Cage-led dud

Action Atrocity BY COLIN BOYD, cboyd@tucsonweekly.com here is a long and occasionally proud tradition in the movies of ordinary men or women caught in extraordinary circumstances. A classic example is North by Northwest, one of the first true civilian action blockbusters, in which Cary Grant, perfectly tailored, dodges a crop-duster in a cornfield and bullets while hanging on to the famous faces of Mount Rushmore. It takes more than just an everyday Joe or Jill battling incredible odds to make a good movie, however—and Seeking Justice drives that point home emphatically. Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) teaches English literature at Rampart High School in New Orleans. From the metal detectors and skirmishes in class, we gather it’s a tough environment. His wife, Laura (January Jones), a cellist in the orchestra, is savagely attacked leaving rehearsal one night. At the hospital, an emotional Will meets Simon (Guy Pearce), who says he has associates who can find the rapist and “take care of it.” Will cautiously accepts, even though this is a deal with the devil: Simon wants something from Will before the debt is squared, and who knows what or when that will be? The concept isn’t terribly new, nor are the paths Seeking Justice follows along the way. Yes, there comes a point when Will’s phone rings, and he’s asked to do something terribly against his nature. Yes, Simon turns out not to be a Samaritan. And, yes, acting still gives the lovely January Jones fits. It would be helpful if the breathless action scenes—of which there are thankfully only a few—depicted things a run-of-the-mill high school English teacher could conceivably execute. Cage runs against traffic; avoids the police and the bad guys in high-speed chases; and surreptitiously steals an Escalade from a ritzy hotel through some swift sleight of hand. It worked for Cary Grant in North by Northwest, because all he had to do was slide down the face of a mountain … and seduce a woman, things Cary Grant could probably pull off. Could Hollywood get away with an unaction movie, the kind in which a high school teacher isn’t channeling Jason Bourne? The kind in which a guy who gets paid to spout Shakespeare doesn’t have shootouts with professional killers? Such a movie would probably be more satisfying than this, because the circumstances completely undermine the development of the characters. Why not just make Nic Cage a cop (again) or something? The preposterous nature of the network of

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Seeking Justice Rated R Starring Nicolas Cage, January Jones and Guy Pearce Directed by Roger Donaldson Anchor Bay, 105 minutes The Tucson opening date for Seeking Justice has been delayed; watch the Tucson Weekly for a new opening date.

vigilante avengers is given a little bit of weight thanks to Guy Pearce. He’s always been incredibly versatile, yet he’s rarely been given the chance to showcase that versatility in a great, accessible film. Even when the film doesn’t live up to his own ingenuity (as is the case here), there is still more to Pearce’s performances than him punching a time card. He doesn’t have much to work with, but he’s incredibly intense and a little bit off. Seeking Justice was directed by Roger Donaldson, who has plugged away at it for 35 years, with only a few worthwhile films to his credit. His previous two, in fact, are pretty good: The Bank Job starring Jason Statham, and The World’s Fastest Indian with Anthony Hopkins. But it’s mostly been stuff like this—movies that don’t really distinguish themselves in any positive way, but wind up taking 20 minutes of your time on cable a few years after they’re released. When it gets really dopey, you’ll flip to the next channel, hoping to find something better. And unless it’s another Nic Cage or Roger Donaldson action film, odds are, it will be.

N O W S H O W I N G AT H O M E The Descendants (Blu-ray) 20TH CENTURY FOX MOVIE ASPECIAL FEATURES B+ BLU-RAY GEEK FACTOR 8.75 (OUT OF 10)

George Clooney delivers another great performance as Matt King, a land tycoon living a modest life in Hawaii, who is trying to get along with his two daughters while his wife is in a coma. Matt finds out some stuff about the wife—and his life takes some interesting turns. Shailene Woodley is excellent (and should’ve received an Oscar nomination) as Matt’s oldest daughter; also great is Amara Miller as the younger daughter. Robert Forster is both funny and sad as Matt’s bitter father-in-law, while Matthew Lillard gets a good role as a real estate agent with a secret. Directed and co-written by Alexander Payne (About Schmidt, Election, Sideways), this is characteristic of his films: There are lots of good laughs to go with the heavy stuff. Clooney, based on who was nominated, deserved to win the Best Actor Oscar. SPECIAL FEATURES: While this just left theaters, the Bluray is by no means a rush job. There are lots of featurettes on the making of the movie, including some dealing specifically with Clooney, casting and Hawaii. You also get an engaging conversation between Clooney and Payne, as well as some deleted scenes.

movie from the team behind Juno (director Jason Reitman and writer Diablo Cody), Theron plays Mavis, a writer of young-adult fiction who decides to return to her hometown and go after her ex-boyfriend (Patrick Wilson), who is now married and has a child. Patton Oswalt is remarkable as Matt, a former classmate who was legendarily beaten up at their school. Oswalt has some major chops, as do many of the participants in this movie. This is one of those films that some might find a little too close to home to truly enjoy. However, I couldn’t get enough of it. Be advised ‌ Mavis is one awful bitch. SPECIAL FEATURES: A director’s commentary, a decent making-of doc, deleted scenes and more.

The Muppets (Blu-ray) DISNEY MOVIE B+ SPECIAL FEATURES B+ BLU-RAY GEEK FACTOR 8 (OUT OF 10)

Jason Segel and friends did a nice job of returning the Muppets to glory with this unorthodox treatment of the classic characters—a treatment that apparently irked the legendary Frank Oz. Oz, the original director, took off because he didn’t like the fart jokes—and he took his voice with him. He is missed, as is the late Jim Henson. But the movie works as an homage to what made the Muppets great (and, consequently, as an homage to Oz and Henson). The plot is simple: An Young Adult (Blu-ray) PARAMOUNT unofficial Muppet seeks out MOVIE Athe likes of Kermit and Fozzie SPECIAL FEATURES BBear to get them out of retireBLU-RAY GEEK FACTOR 8.25 (OUT OF 10) ment and put on a show. It’s Charlize cute, often funny, and nice Theron gets a groundwork for what will nice chance to hopefully be further Muppet play one of adventures. the most irreA sequel is in the works, deemably but Segel will apparently not awful characbe involved. That’s a shame. ters to come SPECIAL FEATURES: A fun along in years. commentary with Segel and In this funny—and nasty— company, a making-of docuBY BOB GRIMM, bgrimm@tucsonweekly.com

mentary that includes plenty of new Muppet action, decent deleted scenes, and a lengthy blooper reel are the best supplements.

Battle Royale: The Complete Collection ANCHOR BAY MOVIES SEE BELOW SPECIAL FEATURES B DVD GEEK FACTOR 9 (OUT OF 10)

Fans of The Hunger Games might want to check this one out. Director Kinji Fukasaku had teens offing each other in death games long before Suzanne Collins started writing those popular novels. While this is the first official DVD release for these films in the United States, it was never banned, as Internet scuttlebutt would have it; various distribution issues kept it from our shores. Anchor Bay apparently worked something out, so here it is, in all its bloody, all-out-wrong glory. In the future, juvenile delinquency has reached epidemic proportions in Japan. Adults are so fed up that they come up with a program that pits kids against each other in fights to the death. Fukasaku has made a movie that works as a thriller, horror movie and comedy, all in one. It’s a shocker, and The Hunger Games will be hardpressed to top it. Fukasaku was hard at work on Battle Royale II when he died. His son picked up the baton and finished the movie—a film that is not nearly as good as the original. Grades: Battle Royale (A-); Battle Royale II (C-). SPECIAL FEATURES: The discs come in a nice cardboard booklet. You get director and theatrical cuts of Battle Royale, a disc for the sequel, and a disc of special features containing documentaries and making-of featurettes. This should make fans—who previously had no choice but to buy bootlegs and overseas editions—very happy.

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DR. SEUSS’ THE LORAX

It’s not as entertaining as the last Dr. Seuss movie, Horton Hears a Who!, but Dr. Suess’ The Lorax is still miles beyond The Cat in the Hat, so that’s something. The book includes an environmental message that has sparked controversy several times over the years, and thanks to the Fox Business Channel, the movie now stands accused of “indoctrinating” children to all things green. The film doesn’t quite go that far; the Once-ler, never seen in the book outside of his arms, is a pretty sympathetic character here (and is voiced quite ably by Ed Helms). Danny DeVito portrays the Lorax, who speaks for the trees, but he’s more of a supporting character. Not short on songs, but short on good ones, The Lorax doesn’t feel thoroughly consistent and may be trying to do a little too much. Boyd FRIENDS WITH KIDS

Many of the Bridesmaids cast members show up for this romantic comedy that seems to be taking an unconventional route for most of its running time. Too bad it cops out and falls apart in the last reel. Written and directed by Jennifer Westfeldt, who also stars, the cast is great, and the movie works until the implosion. Adam Scott and Westfeldt star as two best friends living in Manhattan who decide to have a kid together while still dating other people. They are likable actors, as are co-stars Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, Maya Rudolph, Chris O’Dowd, Edward Burns and Megan Fox. Westfeldt writes good dialogue, and Adam Scott is The Man, especially when he’s allowed to be a little mean. It’s a shame they couldn’t come up with something better than the torpedo ending. Grimm HAYWIRE

While Gina Carano might not be the best with line deliveries, she kicks some major ass as Mallory, a gun-for-hire who finds herself getting double-crossed by the boss (Ewan McGregor). When Carano is handling a dramatic scene, the film falls flat, but she and director Steven Soderbergh do some pretty amazing stuff when Mallory flies into physical action— she’s a sleek badass. Channing Tatum, Antonio Banderas and a healthy-looking Michael Douglas show up in supporting roles, with each of them doing a great job. The plot itself offers enough twists and turns to keep you involved. And, yes, this is the umpteenth movie in a year to co-star Michael Fassbender. Does that man ever rest? Grimm JOHN CARTER

Disney doesn’t misfire very often; a bad movie that doesn’t make money is hard to find in Disney’s recent catalog. But John Carter comes close, perhaps because they’ve set the bar so incredibly high. It’s not a lousy effort, but given how much the studio is banking on it, the film is rather empty. And given how much bank went into making it (a reported $250 million, plus marketing costs), there’s a real chance this won’t make a strong profit. A lot of space epics hold up to repeat viewings, even if the dialogue is cheesy or the effects aren’t all that great, because the films are still fun rides. But John Carter isn’t very fun; it’s too long; and the lead character (played by Taylor Kitsch) is miscast. It’s very hard to overcome that last one. The effects are great, and the Marsscape is believable, but those are just afterthoughts. Boyd KILL LIST

There is a moment in Kill List that, if you can stomach it, warrants a second look. Two retired British soldiers have taken contract work to make ends meet, and it’s an ugly business. During a series of cleanup jobs, they confront a child pornographer whose head they thunderously bash in with a hammer. It’s a great trick of visual effects or props, because it looks horrifyingly real. But how’d they do it? The story is an effective whodunit (or who-runs-it, in this case), but it’s hard to focus on plot advancement with all of the unforgiving violence. It’s appropriate for the characters, so that’s not a complaint, but it is very graphic. One of the few movies that quite literally keep you in the dark until the final frames, Kill List is a doozy, but more for what it portrays than what it truly is. Boyd PROJECT X

The “found-footage” gimmick is applied to the teenparty genre, with mostly lousy results. The script for this movie is no better than one of the American Pie direct-to-video sequels. While a bunch of teens getting together and throwing a wild party has been funny in the past, it is not funny here, thanks to a mostly unmemorable cast. Very few of the gags work, and this is all stuff we’ve seen done better before. However, Project X is making a ton of money, and a sequel is already in the works. The found-footage thing is here to stay. Dammit. Grimm 42 WWW.TuCsON WEEKLY.COM

Ryan Reynolds plays Matt Weston, a CIA operative who has spent a year sitting in a safe house, bouncing a ball against a wall and listening to tunes. He longs for a big assignment in the field, but the organization seems content to keep him out of the way and performing menial tasks. Things change when Tobin Frost (Denzel Washington) is brought to his house for some questioning—and some good oldfashioned waterboarding. Frost is a former agent gone rogue who has been selling secrets to enemy countries. He’s also a dangerous, murderous son of a bitch. Throw into the mix that he’s also virtuous, and you have a typically complicated Washington character. Reynolds and Washington complement each other well in this action thriller. Grimm SEDONA

Tammy (Frances Fisher) is having a bad day: Her car is hit by a small-engine plane making an emergency landing on the freeway. She’s due for a big meeting with a client in Phoenix, and this unexpected pit stop leaves her stranded in the mystical town of … Sedona. Having a worse day are parents Scott (Seth Petersen) and Eddie (Matthew J. Williamson), who lose the younger of their two children, Denny (Trevor Sterling Stovall), on a hiking trip. Their lives collide on that fateful day, and everyone changes by the end of their journeys through the quirky city. With decent-enough performances and simple but fine dialogue, the movie, written and directed by Tommy Stovall, really isn’t bad. However, the characters, their situations and all of the coincidences that cause them to meet one another are blatant clichés. Surprisingly, the two child actors, Stovall and Rand Schwenke, are fine performers and make the film a lot more appealing. Allen A SEPARATION

There’s not much of a case that can be made for keeping A Separation out of the Best Picture race when so many inferior but more heavily-marketed movies made the cut. It’s distasteful, actually. This film did wind up on the Foreign Language list (coming from Iran, that alone is quite an achievement), and the screenplay was rightly nominated … but are there nine movies better than this from last year? No. Ostensibly a domestic drama about the difficulties of a couple on the outs, A Separation details in a beautiful way the cultural challenges of an Iran crawling inch by inch out of its pit of fundamentalism. The film’s complexity extends to society, religious mores, gender roles and, as it happens, filmmaking. A quiet masterpiece, and a film that deserves more attention. Boyd SILENT HOUSE

While it’s a bit of a relief to see a horror film not using the “found-footage” gimmick, Silent House is done in by a couple of lousy supporting performances and a stupid payoff. There’s a pretty good idea at play here: Keep a camera on a girl who is being stalked by “something” in a remote house that is difficult to escape. Directors Chris Kentis and Laura Lau, who gave us the effective shark thriller Open Water, do a nice job of making the movie look like one long, continuous shot. It isn’t, but there are some impressive long stretches and clever edits to make it appear as such. Elizabeth Olsen, so good in last year’s Martha Marcy May Marlene, is a real talent. As Sarah, the young woman who can’t seem to escape her damned house, she does a supreme job of playing scared out of her mind. Grimm THE VOW

Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams star as a young married couple that is befallen by tragedy: The two are in a car accident that puts Paige (McAdams) into a coma. When she awakens, she has no memory of her life with Leo (Tatum). The two drift apart, with Leo constantly trying to remind Paige of their love for one another. This is a tearjerker, and both Tatum and McAdams prove they have the formula down pat. However, the movie focuses far too much on Leo’s emotional pain, rather than what would be the moretraumatic situation—Paige’s loss of several years of memory. That’s truly frightening and heartbreaking, but it’s an aspect that’s only briefly touched upon. Allen WANDERLUST

Paul Rudd plays George, a politely frustrated Wall Street worker living in a microscopic Manhattan apartment with his documentarian wife, Linda (a funny Jennifer Aniston). When George loses his job, and Linda’s penguin-cancer documentary is passed over by HBO, they wind up at a free-sex commune presided over by a strange Christ-like figure (Justin Theroux). The film is directed and co-written by David Wain (Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models), and that’s a good thing, because Rudd has had some of his best screen moments under Wain’s direction. There are a few scenes here that are among Rudd’s best, including a moment when he practices sex talk in a mirror. The movie is not Wain’s best, but Rudd and company (including many members of The State) make it funny. Grimm

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Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. If you think you’ve tried them all, check out El Mezón del Cobre’s special brand of Mexican food. The hot-and-spicy huichol shrimp will ignite the taste buds of hot fanatics, and the layered enchiladas bring new meaning and taste to the genre of south-of-the-border cuisine. Delightful cantina atmosphere. $$-$$$ EL MINUTO CAFÉ C 354 S. Main Ave. 882-4145. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. El Minuto Café has been serving Tucson some of the best Mexican food around for more than 60 years. The chiles rellenos simply can’t be beat. $-$$ EL PARADOR

KEY PRICE RANGES $ $8 or less $ $ $8-$15 $ $ $ $15-$25 $ $ $ $ $25 and up. Prices are based on menu entrée selections, and exclude alcoholic beverages. FORMS OF PAYMENT V Visa MC Mastercard AMEX American Express DIS Discover DC Diner’s Club checks local checks with guarantee card and ID only debit debit cards CatCard University of Arizona CatCard. TYPE OF SERVICE Counter Quick or fast-food service, usually includes take-out. Diner Minimal table service. Café Your server is most likely working solo. Bistro Professional servers, with assistants bussing tables. Full Cover Multiple servers, with the table likely well set. Full Bar Separate bar space for drinks before and after dinner. RESTAURANT LOCATION C Central North to River Road, east to Alvernon Way, west to

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Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-2 a.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This longtime Tucson favorite continues to please with one of the city’s most unique dining areas—the main room is an old courtyard that’s now indoors, even though real trees and plants remain. The food’s worth noting, too— some dishes are hit-and-miss, but you’ll always win with the fantastic tableside guacamole. (1-1-04) $$-$$$ EL RIO BAKERY W 901 N. Grande Ave. 624-4996. Open Monday-

Saturday 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sunday 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Counter/ No Alcohol. MC, V. El Rio Bakery’s been around for decades, and when you sample their delicious pastries (we particularly like the empanadas), you’ll know why. However, El Rio also offers up other tasty Mexican fare; the soups are especially good. We recommend a steaming-hot bowl of albondigas (meatball) soup. (2-18-10) $ EL SABROSO OAKWOOD GRILLE W 610 N. Grande Ave. 792-2282. Open Monday-

Thursday 7:15 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday-Sunday 7:15 a.m.9:30 p.m. Café/Full Bar. MC, V. For a light and flavorful meal, El Sabroso is worth ferreting out. Its use of oak wood to grill meats and vegetables, fruits and fresh seafood puts an interesting twist on what it coins “Mexican Caribbean.” (7-26-01) $-$$ EL SUR E 5602 E. 22nd St. 748-1032. Open Monday-Saturday

9 a.m.-9 p.m. Café. Beer and Specialty Drinks. MC, V. This is one of those secret little places that you might not want to share with everybody. Old-fashioned, damn good Mexican fare is served up with a smile. The tortillas are made specially for El Sur and definitely add an extra touch. The décor is funky and down-home, and the servers treat you like family. With prices and flavors that remind of a simpler time, the place attracts a crowd. Try the flan if you have any room for dessert! (12-29-05) $ LA FRESITA W 1450 W. St. Mary’s Road. 622-4005. Open daily

6 a.m.-11:30 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DC, DIS, MC, V. More than just a friendly neighborhood taqueria, La Fresita offers full plates of goodies such as steak ranchero, chiles, tacos, burros, quesadillas and more. The corn tortillas are homemade and served up fresh and hot every day. The fruit shakes are sweet and delicious. With breakfast, lunch and dinner on the menu, La Fresita has literally something for everybody, even gringos! Hamburgers are on the menu. (10-6-05) $ LA FUENTE

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EL CHARRO CAFÉ E 6310 E. Broadway Blvd. 745-1922. Open SaturdayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Summer hours: Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.9 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Also at 311 N. Court Ave. (622-1922), 7725 N. Oracle Road, Suite 101 (229-1922), 6910 E. Sunrise Road (5141922) and 15920 S. Rancho Sahuarita (325-1922). A Tucson tradition since 1922, El Charro has taken its delectable show on the road with several satellite locations. The food is as fabulous as ever, no matter which establishment you happen to stumble into, especially the unparalleled carne seca and any of the giant chimichangas. $$-$$$

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Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday noon-10 p.m. Bistro/ Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Take a fresh look at this Tucson classic. With tasty Mexican-food classics like chiles rellenos and unexpected surprises like fried red snapper, La Fuente is definitely worth a visit if you haven’t been in a while. A nice tequila and margarita selection is also offered. (5-27-10) $$-$$$ GUADALAJARA GRILL a.m.-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 750 N. Kolb Road (296-1122). Salsa is made tableside, and the customer is in charge of what goes into it. The chips are fresh, hot and endless, but leave room for what comes next. Every dish is redolent with distinct and finely tuned flavors. (10-21-04) $$-$$$ LA INDITA

EL CORONADO FAMILY RESTAURANT S 9040 E. Valencia Road, No. 100. 574-7776. Open Monday-Saturday 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Good Mexican food has come to Rita Ranch! El Coronado serves up tasty stuffed quesadillas, and the chorizo and egg plate is a revelation. The menu includes both Mexican classics like menudo and gringo classics like chicken fried steak. In other words (cliché alert): There’s something for everyone! (4-8-10) $-$$ EL MEZÓN DEL COBRE C 2960 N. First Ave. 791-0977. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

C 622 N. Fourth Ave. 792-0523. Open Monday-Friday

11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 6-9 p.m.; Sunday 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Diner/Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. La Indita’s menu shows its Michoacan Tarascan Indian heritage. Menu items like the Tarascan tacos and Indian fry bread make La Indita a continued favorite. $ LEO’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT E 5114 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-9180. Open Monday-

Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Leo’s may be one of the city’s best-kept secrets. You’ll find such delicious standards as cheese

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food. Gusto Osteria may be more food-oriented than a true Italian osteria, but it is an ideal spot for gathering, noshing and imbibing. While the team here seems to be working out a few kinks, folks living on the eastside should take note: There’s a good chance Gusto could become one hot spot. The place was packed on an evening visit in the middle of the week. The server explained that a coupon had just been in a newspaper, and many of the customers were taking advantage of the deal. While the service was professional and friendly, it seemed a bit harried, and I got the feeling the kitchen was slammed by the influx. But it speaks to the professionalism of the front of the house that they were able to keep the evening from becoming a disaster. The space is a nice balance of elegance and industrial chic, with an eclectic mix of local artwork. There’s a small bar area, an inviting patio and a small dining room that is divided in two by a low wall. Earth tones abound, and the wall of windows gives an open feeling. The wine menu is amazing. Choices are well-balanced, with enough reds and whites to please any oenophile. The most-expensive glass is $6.75; the most-expensive bottle is around $25. They may be lesser-known labels, but both of the wines we had (a Montepulciano, $4.50) and the house white ($3.25) worked nicely with our dinner choices. The menu proclaims that the recipes served here come from Joe Scordato, and some of the employees in both the front and back of the house have worked with him for years, apparently. The Scordato family has been a part of the Tucson dining scene for decades, and Joe has been a key player. Over the years, he has been instrumental in opening several restaurants, most recently Guiseppe’s (with which he is apparently no longer involved), and now Gusto. The server told us, though, that Joe is not directly involved beyond his contributions to the menu. We started with the Parmesan potatoes ($2), which are appetizers on the dinner menu and a side dish on the lunch menu. They were utterly yummy (although different from ones I’ve had elsewhere on Scordato menus). Sliced paper-thin, the potatoes had been fried, topped with an immensity of Parmesan cheese, and baked golden-brown. The cheese was part chewy, part crispy—a

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The eggplant Parmesan sandwich at Gusto Osteria. perfect balance. Gusto Osteria We then ordered the braciole ($18.95) and 7153 E. Tanque Verde Road the farfalle Bolognese ($13.95), and as sides, we 722-9487; ordered the house salad and the minestrone. gustotucson.com The minestrone was nice to look at, thanks to Open Monday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.; its mix of vegetables, but it lacked flavor, and the Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. portion was so small (or perhaps the bowl was Pluses: Great prices on wine; friendly atmosphere so big) that you couldn’t dip the spoon comMinuses: Harried service on a busy pletely into it. The salad, on the other hand, had night; some dishes overseasoned an enormous amount of lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, croutons and cheese, but it seemed to breading added both a nice texture and delicate have been hastily thrown together. flavor without dominating the tender vegetable. The braciole consisted of three good-sized Topped with a wonderful marinara sauce and pieces of rolled meat that had been packed with lots of freshly grated Parmesan, this was a nice a “robust” stuffing, all sitting atop a generous version of one of my favorite sandwiches. The portion of fettuccini. The sauce didn’t seem to side salad that accompanied it was much better be the promised red tomato sauce—it was more than the one served at dinner. There was just gravy-like, and there was a lot of spicy heat. The enough dressing to make the mixed greens stuffing was hard to decipher; it looked like a stand out. piece of bread that had been seasoned. The manicotti was also nicely done. Delicate The farfalle was also overseasoned; it was sheets of homemade pasta, so thin you could delicious, but there was definitely plenty of red almost see through them, were wrapped pepper and garlic. around a mild, creamy mix of ricotta, other We finished off with dolce di Patricia ($4.50), cheeses and herbs. Topped with red sauce and another traditional Scordato recipe. The moist, Parmesan, and then baked, the manicotti was slightly sweet cake was the perfect foil to the most satisfying. heat from the entrées. Gusto Osteria offers some good food and Lunch was a more relaxing and appetizing quality service, but here’s the rub: The dishes experience. We had the stuffed mushrooms ($5.95) for starters, and for our main courses, we here may be based on Joe Scordato’s recipes, but the kitchen seems to have put its own mark had the eggplant Parmesan sandwich ($8.50) on several of the key menu items, notably the and the manicotti ($9.95). eggplant Parmesan and the braciole. In the long The four mushrooms were more stuffing than mushroom, and certainly wouldn’t win any prizes run, that personal touch will be a good thing— a necessary thing. for good looks, but they were tender and tasty. Either way, carry on, Gusto Osteria. You’re The sandwich, which was served on a stanon your way to a great future. dard Italian roll, was perfectly prepared. The

There’s a new sushi joint called Sushi Lounge at 4802 S. Sixth Ave., where Wok and Sushi used to be. The place sells a big assortment of Chinese food and sushi rolls, and the prices are a bit lower than what you will find at many other sushi restaurants. One of the more intriguing things about the place is that it serves “Mexican-style” sushi rolls, which means jalapeños, onions and a special sauce are tossed in. Call 294-4408 for more information.

Crush The Tucson Museum of Art’s annual festival of wine, food and art, aka the CRUSH pARTy, kicks off Friday, March 30, with a tasting event that includes more than 150 wines from around the world, as well as snacks from some of the city’s finer eateries. Tickets are $75. The gala event on Saturday, March 31, at Loews Ventana Canyon Resort, 7000 N. Resort Drive, features more wine, fine dining and a live auction. Tickets are $225. Call 6242333, or visit www.tucsonmuseumofart.org for tickets or more information.

The Abbey’s New Spring Menu The Abbey Eat + Drink, 6960 E. Sunrise Drive, has a new spring menu. It includes past favorites like the pot pie, but this time, it’s made with spring vegetables, and you can add lamb if you wish. New additions include a baked-brie appetizer, and duck crepes served with mango, jalapeños and a plum vinaigrette. The wine list has been freshened up, too, and the Abbey now serves Stiegl Goldbräu Lager, an Austrian beer; Euphoria Pale Ale by Ska Brewing Co.; and Obsidian Stout by Deschutes Brewery. There’s more info at www.theabbeytucson.com.

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LUPITA’S CAFE NW 7077 N. Thornydale Road. 744-7505. Open Monday-Friday 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. CafÊ. Beer, Wine and Margaritas. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Lupita’s Cafe brings a little southside flavor to the northwest with authentic, affordable Mexican fare. Friendly service and a bright, colorful atmosphere make this cozy cafÊ a great dining experience, and the Sonoran hot dogs are among the best in town. Breakfast is served all day, and don’t miss out on the expertly cooked menudo on Saturdays and Sundays. (6-17-10) $-$$ MAICO C 835 E. 22nd St. 294-2836. Open Monday-Saturday 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sunday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. One could easily miss Maico, situated along busy 22nd Street. We’re glad we didn’t. Tiny as it may be, Maico serves some excellent Mexican chow for diners to enjoy in its outside dining area. Maico has a way with beef, chicken, pork and fish. You’ll find all the usual taqueria items and friendly service. (11-13-08) $ MARIA’S CAFÉ S 3530 S. Sixth Ave. 620-1465. Open TuesdaySaturday 10 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 9 a.m.-9 p.m. CafÊ/ Beer and Wine. AMEX, DC, MC, V. Quality Mexican food and tableside pay television sets—what more is there to say? In operation for a quarter of a century, Maria’s satisfies on a variety of levels. $-$$ MARISCOS CHIHUAHUA S 3901 S. Sixth Ave. 741-0361. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Diner/Beer Only. AMEX, DIS, MC, V, Cash and checks. Also at 1009 N. Grande Ave. (623-3563), 2902 E. 22nd St. (326-1529), 999 N. Swan Road (881-2372), 356 E. Grant Road (884-3457), 435 W. Irvington Road (294-3194) and 4185 W. Ina Road (572-2523). Alcohol served varies per location. A bit of the Mexican seaside has found its way north. At Mariscos Chihuahua, shellfish reigns supreme with fresh Guaymas shrimp being the specialty of the house. Don’t miss the shrimp ceviche, a Mariscos favorite that has regulars coming back for more. $-$$ MARTIN’S COMIDA CHINGONA C 555 N. Fourth Ave. 884-7909. Open MondaySaturday 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5:30-10:30 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. CafÊ/BYO. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V and checks. Martin’s fits the Fourth Avenue vibe perfectly: It’s fun; it’s casual; it’s independent; and the food’s pretty darned good. The huevos rancheros—with a surprising number of delicious vegetables—is excellent, and the carne asada has a rich, smoky flavor. Just don’t ask for guacamole or sour cream. (9-23-10) $-$$ MARY’S LUCKY DOLLAR MARKET S 1555 S. 10th Ave. 884-8720. Open Monday-Friday 6 a.m.-1 p.m. CafÊ/No Alcohol. Cash. Mary’s is one

of Tucson’s least-refined restaurants, but the insanely cheap, flavorful food keeps locals a-comin’. The chorizo is the house specialty; alongside some eggs, potatoes and refried beans, it’s pure deliciousness. (2-18-10) $ MI NIDITO S 1813 S. Fourth Ave. 622-5081. Open Sunday, Wednesday and Thursday 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Diner. Beer, Wine and Margaritas. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Another of the perennial Tucson favorites, with consistently good food and service generally worth the wait—particularly if you’re looking for a great chile relleùo. $

cious mole are among the standouts on the large menu. Nice folks, too. (4-26-07) $$-$$$ QUESADILLA’S GRILL C 110 S. Church Ave., Suite 7136. 798-3697. Open Monday-Friday 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DC, DIS, MC, V. The menu features standard tacos, enchiladas and tostadas. The breakfast burritos are especially worth checking out, featuring an “assemble-your-own� list of ingredients that makes breakfast worth getting up for. (3-1-01) $ SAN CARLOS MEXICAN GRILL W 1370 N. Silverbell Road, No. 180. 792-2075. Open

MICHA’S S 2908 S. Fourth Ave. 623-5307. Open Sunday 7 a.m.8 p.m.; Monday 6:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; Tuesday-Thursday 6:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 6:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Diner/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. One of the perennial favorites among local Mexican food aficionados. The chorizos are made on site, and the chimis are crisp and full. $-$$

Monday-Friday 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. CafÊ/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. Ample, reliable servings of shrimp and fish dishes inspired by Sea of Cortez cuisine, plus the usual Sonoran favorites, are as unpretentious but appealing as the restaurant’s nicely done storefront space. (11-15-07) $-$$ SIR VEZA’S TACO GARAGE E 4699 E. Speedway Blvd. 323-8226. Open Sunday-

LA OLLA NW 8553 N. Silverbell Road, No. 102. 579-0950. Open Monday-Thursday 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. CafÊ. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, MC, V. While chains dominate in Marana, La Olla is a wonderful mom-and-pop place with a Mexican bent. You’ll find all the traditional stuff—enchiladas, tacos, chimis—along with some surprisingly creative items, from appetizers to desserts. For starters, try the empanadas: tiny pies filled with cilantro pesto, shrimp chile and manchego cheese. EntreÊs include a breaded pork tenderloin topped with garlic shrimp and chipotle crema. (5-28-09) $$

Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. (bar open until midnight); Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight (bar open until 2 a.m.). Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 220 W. Wetmore Road (888-8226). Sir Veza’s is a cool concept, mixing cars (including occasional hot-rod-themed events), booze, sports, music and youthful energy. The food is cheap and largely tasty, with numerous taco offerings, salads, burgers and even “chicken and churros.� The patio is wonderful (even if the view is not), and there are numerous tequila choices. This is a great place to get just a little bit rowdy with friends. (6-3-10). $-$$

LA PARRILLA SUIZA C 2720 N. Oracle Road. 624-4300. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Diner/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Also at 5602 E. Speedway Blvd. (747-4838) and 4250 W. Ina Road (572-7200). Friendly service, delicious food and a large menu. What more could one ask for? Try the chimichanga; you will not regret it. (2-20-03) $$-$$$

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PERFECTO’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT S 5404 S. 12th Ave. 889-5651. Open MondayWednesday 8 a.m.-7 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 7 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sunday 7 a.m.-5 p.m. CafÊ/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. This homey little spot attracts a crowd. Perfecto’s serves all the usual stuff, and there is truly something for everybody. Kids will enjoy a burro and french fries; grown-ups will enjoy luscious soups, fresh seafood and homemade desserts. A Sunday buffet attracts a huge crowd, and the house-made choco flan is unique and tasty. (12-10-09) $-$$

S 2618 S. Sixth Ave. 623-8775. Open daily 9 a.m.-10

TACO GIRO MEXICAN GRILL p.m. CafÊ. Beer and Margaritas. AMEX, MC and V. It’s an undeniable formula for success: great food at seriously low prices. The salsa bar’s cool, and the service is quick and friendly. There’s no decor to speak of, however: This is a place to go when you’re craving good Mexican food, and you don’t want to bust your budget. (2-21-08) $ TAQUERIA PICO DE GALLO

LA PLACITA CAFÉ E 2950 N. Swan Road, No. 131. 881-1150. Open Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Sunday 5-9 p.m. Full Cover. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The official Mexican restaurant of the Old Fort Lowell Neighborhood, La Placita CafÊ, tucked away in Plaza Palomino, serves up consistently good, lard-free Sonoran and Oaxacan food in nearsecret. Divine chile rellenos, sopa de mariscos and deli-

p.m. Counter/Diner/No Alcohol. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Although not as flashy as some of its competitors on the Tucson Mexican food scene, Pico de Gallo has nevertheless been serving up outstanding fare for years. Ceviche, birria, fresh fruit cocktail and a carne asada to die for are just a few of the treats to savor when visiting this gem of a restaurant. $ TEQUILA FACTORY S 5655 W. Valencia Road, inside Casino del Sol. (800) 344-9435. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.2 p.m. and 4-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. An emphasis on presentation highlights the colorfully decorated Tequila Factory; each dish looks like a work of art. The food, featuring typical Mexican fare, usually tastes pretty good—but it always looks amazing. An all-youcan-eat brunch is offered from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. every Sunday. (11-20-03) $$-$$$

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TERESA’S MOSAIC CAFÉ W 2456 N. Silverbell Road. 624-4512. Open MondaySaturday 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Diner/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. With regional Mexican cuisine, featuring the cooking of Oaxaca, Teresa’s Mosaic Café has become one of the nicer places in town to suck down margaritas and nibble on fresh tortillas. A lofty view of the Catalinas and the rich complexity of Oaxacan molés can be sampled with equal pleasure. $-$$ ZENDEJAS #13 C 1628 E. Sixth St. 867-8001. Open daily 10 a.m.-10

p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, VISA. Legendary UA placekicker Max Zendejas is back, and instead of serving up last-second field goals, he’s serving up inexpensive Mexican fare. Burros are central, as is cold beer and the casual, comfy atmosphere. The red chili burro is a winner for red meat-lovers; seafood fans will find a grilled tilapia burro. Gringos can munch on wings and burgers. The place is tiny, so if you want to get a table on game day, get there early. (9-9-10) $ ZIVAZ MEXICAN BISTRO E 4590 E. Broadway Blvd. 325-1234. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.9 p.m. Café/Counter. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. While the look and layout of Zivaz feels familiar, the restaurant’s melding of tasty, nuanced Mexican food with a fast-casual format is quite unique. Most of the dishes—from standards like tacos, sopa de tortilla and enchiladas to somewhat unusual fast-casual fare like the pescado ajillo (a garlic/mushroom mahimahi)—are sure to please. (4-6-06) $-$$

MIDDLE EASTERN ALIBABA PERSIAN AND MEDITERRANEAN RESTAURANT C 2545 E. Speedway Blvd., No. 125. 319-2559. Open Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This humble strip-mall restaurant serves a variety of delicious kabobs, pita sandwiches, lamb shank, gyro and more. Vegetarians have plenty of options. Catering services are available. $ FALAFEL KING C 1800 E. Fort Lowell Road, No. 168. 319-5554. Open

Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Falafel King offers high-quality Lebanese fast food. The shawarma can sometimes be a tad dry, but the lamb kabobs are moist; the falafel is superb; and the baba ganoush—a pureed eggplant dip— is smokey, rich and irresistible. (2-7-08) $-$$ LUXOR CAFÉ C 3699 N. Campbell Ave. 325-3771. Open Sunday-

Wednesday 5 p.m.-1 a.m.; Thursday 5 p.m.-2 a.m.; Friday and Saturday 5 p.m.-4 a.m. Café/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. A large and fascinating menu combined with excellent cooking makes this comfortably exotic, hospitable Middle Eastern joint a standout; fair prices make it a great value. The owner and chef are both from Egypt, which is reflected in the presence of homestyle vegetarian specialties like falafel, fool (spiced, mashed fava beans) and koshari (a homey mixture of rice, beans and pasta), plus a wide selection of chicken, beef, lamb and fish dishes. Don’t miss the superb baklava. (5-1707) $-$$ SHISH KEBAB HOUSE OF TUCSON E 5855 E. Broadway Blvd., No. 118. 745-5308. Open

Monday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Tuesday-Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. Café/Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V, Checks. Try the motabal, a sinuous purée of eggplant grilled over an open flame, completely unlike any baba ganoush we’ve ever had. Together with a deftly light and lemony version of hummos and the cracked-wheat dish tabouli, it makes a refreshing meal. The kafta is ground beef with a hint of ginger. Meals at Shish Kebab House are all available to go—and with seating for no more than 60, that seems like a good plan. $-$$ SINBAD’S FINE MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE C 810 E. University Ave. 623-4010. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday noon-10 p.m.; Sunday 4-8 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. The atmosphere at this university-area restaurant is delightfully beautiful, and the food’s even better. Fresh, flavorful and often healthy—many selections are vegetarian—it’s no wonder Sinbad’s is a Tucson favorite. (5-8-03) $-$$ SULTAN PALACE C 943 E. University Blvd., No. 115. 622-2892. Open

daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The décor may be kind of blah (although the low-level tables surrounded by curtains are nice, if your knees can handle them), and the service is a mixed bag, but the food at this Main Gate Square Afghani restaurant can rival any in town. Check out the myriad,

nuanced flavors that all come together in the shish and the sambossas. For a special treat, try the mantu, a spiced meat ravioli/dumpling sort of thing. Yum. (7-308) $$-$$$ ZAYNA MEDITERRANEAN CAFE E 9105 E. Tanque Verde Road, No. 103. 749-4465. Open daily 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Counter/BYO. MC, V. Also at 4122 E. Speedway Blvd. (881-4348). Zayna’s serves up some of the best beef gyro you’ll find anywhere. The meats served here are all moist and perfectly cooked, and the vegetarian offerings are delightful and flavorful. Consider a piece of baklava for dessert. (11-12-09) $-$$

PAN-ASIAN ASIAN BISTRO C 3122 N. Campbell Ave., No. 100. 881-7800. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight; Sunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Yes, you’ll find plenty of traditional Asian plates here, but this midtown “bistro” also offers an assortment of dishes from all over China, Thailand and other countries. While dining at the restaurant is a pleasant experience, Asian Bistro also delivers to a wide area of midtown. Beverages include fruity slushes, bubble teas and blended coffees. (5-29-08) $-$$ THE BAMBOO CLUB E 5870 E. Broadway Blvd., No. 524. 514-9665. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. An upscale Pacific Rim palace of a place where generous portions of familiar food with exotic twists are grilled, woked, sizzled, steamed and noodled. (12-12-02) $$-$$$ BUSHI E 4689 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-6552. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-10 p.m.; Saturday noon-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. At Bushi, not only is the sushi fresh and mouthwatering; all of the other dishes, from soup to dessert, are quite good. Starters are impressive; try the gyoza and the octopus salad. The entrées are well-prepared, especially the spicy shrimp, with its buttery, garlicky breadcrumb topping, and the spicy Korean-style pork. (9-29-11) $-$$$ CHOPSTIX ASIAN DINER S 3820 S. Palo Verde Road, Suite 101. 889-7849. Open Monday-Thursday 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Sunday 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Counter/Diner/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This diner serves fresh, fast food done up Asian style. By day, it’s a buffet. And at night, it offers friendly table service with all types of Asian specialties. It’s a nice place to enjoy a quick lunch or meet with friends. Enjoy the tasty wor wonton soup and crab puffs. No sushi, though. (1-20-05) $-$$ DAO’S TAI PAN’S E 446 N. Wilmot Road. 722-0055. Open daily 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. A huge menu of delicious Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine makes Dao’s worth visiting. The restaurant may look like a fast-food joint, but the cuisine and the service prove that Dao’s is anything but. Be sure to try the multifaceted Vietnamese crepe. (2-17-05) $-$$

HOT WOK ASIAN BISTRO E 7755 E. Golf Links Road, No. 101. 751-6374. Open Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC and V. At this small Asian fast-casual joint, the food is plentiful and fairly priced—and it comes out of the kitchen hot and fast. While most of the menu is Chinese-influenced, you can also find pho, pad Thai and wings. Hot Wok is not glamorous, but considering that most of the restaurants nearby are chains, this is a pleasant neighborhood spot. Don’t look for smiles from the staff—but do look for a great deal. (3-1-12) $ OM MODERN ASIAN KITCHEN NW 1765 E. River Road. 299-7815. Open SundayWednesday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The menu at this sleek “modern kitchen” reads like a culinary tour of Asia. There’s a sure hand and a creative mind in the kitchen, assuring that flavors and textures come together in wonderful ways. A potato salad laced with luscious duck confit was splendid, and the sushi is as pretty as it is tasty. Bento boxes are served at lunch. (5-20-10) $$-$$$ PEI WEI ASIAN DINER C 845 E. University Blvd. 884-7413. Open Sunday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Summer hours: daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 5285 E. Broadway Blvd. (514-7004) and 633 W. Ina Road (297-3238). The folks behind P.F. Chang’s have brought fast-casual Asian fare to Tucson with its Pei Wei chain, and the mini-Chang’s does the parent proud. Featuring delicious, freshly prepared Asian standards at fairly cheap prices, Pei Wei is a great place to grab some fine Asian food to go, or to sit down with the college kids and eat in a modern atmosphere. (11-27-03) $-$$ RICE HOUSE CHINA THAI C 54 W. Congress St. 622-9557. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/Counter/Beer Only. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The food at this downtown spot, which offers a full assortment of both Thai and Chinese standards, can be hit-and-miss—but when it’s good, it’s really good. The tom yum soup is incredible, and you should really try the pad prig king (a dry red curry). You can find some amazing deals as lunch specials, too. (1-12-12) $-$$ SERI MELAKA E 6133 E. Broadway Blvd. 747-7811. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. For a wonderful dip into the festive and aromatic cooking of Southeast Asia, a trip to Seri Melaka will leave your senses swimming. From the spicy, authentic sambals to the outstanding curries, Seri Melaka serves up authentic cuisine at reasonable prices. (10-18-01) $$

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WEI ASIAN CAFÉ E 9450 E. Golf Links Road. 722-1119. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-9 p.m. CafÊ/ Beer and Wine. MC, V. The far eastside’s restaurant scene is looking a bit better thanks to Wei. The cafÊ aspires to be truly pan-Asian, featuring a huge menu of dishes attributed to China, Vietnam, Thailand, Korea, Hong Kong, Japan and Singapore. The food is reasonably priced and consistently decent to excellent. Give the sesame chicken a shot if you’re unsure what to try. (10-20-05) $-$$

PIZZA 1702 C 1702 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-1702. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. CafÊ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This little university-area pizza joint has friendly service and pizza slices bigger than your head. With an ever-changing 50-plus beers on tap, there’s something for everyone. If that’s not enough, generous salads and delicious wings will keep you coming back for more. (3-13-08) $$ BIANCHI’S W 1110 N. Silverbell Road. 882-8500. Open Sunday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Twice-cooked for crisp crust that tears well, their Meateater’s Supreme is packed at 13 inches. $-$$

BZ’S PIZZA E 9431 E. 22nd St., No. 137. 546-1402. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. CafÊ/Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. Eastsiders have a nifty little pizza joint that puts out some great gourmet pies. The crust is light and chewy; the sauce is smooth and rich; and if you can’t find a topping you like, you should just stay home. Nightly pasta specials, great salads and sandwiches are on the menu. The vibe is family-friendly, although BZ’s is also a great place to meet friends for a glass of wine and a couple of pizzas. (7-7-11) $-$$ EMPIRE PIZZA AND PUB C 137 E. Congress St. 882-7499. Open Sunday-

Wednesday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-3 a.m. Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Empire Pizza and Pub has injected a new kind of life into downtown Tucson, serving up big New York-style pizza by the slice (or whole), along with some salads and Italian sandwiches. The small patio offers views of the craziness on Congress Street, while the back bar area offers a couple of TVs featuring whatever game happens to be on. (2-3-11) $ GRANDMA TONY’S E 7010 E. Broadway Blvd. 885-7117. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Diner/No Alcohol. MC, V. Also at 7878 E. Wrightstown Road (886-4461). Brought to you by the folks at the Gaslight Theatre, these are hand-tossed pies with a round edge and real mozzarella. The favorites are the ham and pineapple or the mushroom and sausage. For the same lowish price, you can also order any combination of toppings. $-$$ GRIMALDI’S

BROOKLYN PIZZA COMPANY C 534 N. Fourth Ave. 622-6868. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 a.m.; Sunday noon-10 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. There may be nothing gourmet or innovatively outrageous about Brooklyn Pizza, but if you like your pie with a crunchy, handtossed crust, a savory simmered tomato sauce, lots of gooey mozzarella cheese and the traditional toppings of your choice, you’ve come to the right place. Sandwiches also reflect attention to the “only best ingredients� philosophy. There’s nothing here that will disappoint. $

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daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. One of New York City’s highest-rated pizza joints is serving some of the best pizza in Tucson. You’ll pay more here for your coal brick-oven pie, but it’s worth it. We recommend sitting in the bar area while you munch on your pizza or calzone, so you can watch the doughthrowing and pizza-baking show. All three sauces (red, white and pesto) are tasty; just be careful while selecting the often-pricey toppings. (9-25-08) $$-$$$ MAGPIES GOURMET PIZZA E 105 S. Houghton Road. 751-9949. Open Monday-

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MARCO’S PIZZA S 6330 E. Golf Links Road, Suite 142. 747-3898. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 10550 N. La CaĂąada Drive (2976500) and 5650 S. 12th Ave., Suite 180 (300-4449). This Ohio-based franchise offers some of the better chain-joint pizza in Tucson. The chicken fresco pie— featuring moist grilled chicken, tangy red sauce and delicious bacon—left our mouths watering and wanting more. Some of the employees weren’t as knowledgeable as they could have been, but there’s no denying that Marco’s makes exceptionally tasty, moderately priced pizzas. (12-18-08) $$-$$$ NEW YORK PIZZA DEPARTMENT E 1521 N. Wilmot Road. 207-7667. Open SundayFriday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. New York Pizza Department offers some of Tucson’s best thin-crust pies, both whole and by the slice. The ingredients make the pizzas so great—yes, that’s real ham, not lunchmeat, on your meat-lover pizza. Calzones, panini, stromboli, subs both hot and cold, Italian bombers, wings, salads and several entrĂŠes round out the sizable menu. (12-22-11) $-$$ NO ANCHOVIES C 870 E. University Blvd. 623-3333. Open daily 11 a.m.-midnight or later. Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Gourmet pizzas find dizzying combinations of fresh and unusual ingredients. Catering to signature creations or simply celebrating pizza, No Anchovies puts a new spin on the old pie. (8-2-01) $-$$ OREGANO’S E 4900 E. Speedway Blvd. 327-8955. Open daily 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Diner. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. A 1950s-style pizza joint, Oregano’s is sure to please on every level. From handmade stuffed pizzas and enormous bowls of pastas to salads and Italian favorites (lasagna, sausage sandwiches, ravioli), Oregano’s has it all. Be sure to call ahead to see how long the line is, since the wait can easily be an hour. (1-3-02) $-$$ PICAZZO’S ORGANIC ITALIAN KITCHEN NW 7850 N. Oracle Road. 544-7970. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. In a sea of pizza restaurants, Picazzo’s is a standout. With a huge gluten-free selection and a menu that focuses on “naturalâ€? and organic ingredients, this is pizza that is not only incredibly tasty; it might just be a little better for you. Don’t miss out on the garlic-butter crust, which gently pushes that sinfully delicious pizza toward the brink of flavor insanity. (6-23-11) $$

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RENEE’S ORGANIC OVEN E 7065 E. Tanque Verde Road. 886-0484. Open daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafÊ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Folks on the eastside have reason to celebrate. This little gem of a pizzeria offers up pizzas, pastas, sandwiches and salads using fresh and often organic ingredients. A nice little wine list is available. This is a familyfriendly place that rivals other upscale pizza joints in town. (3-23-06) $-$$ ROCCO’S LITTLE CHICAGO C 2707 E. Broadway Blvd. 321-1860. Open Monday-

Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Diner/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This Windy City-style pizzeria has made a big splash in the Old Pueblo with its tasty square-cut, thin-crust and oversized stuffed pizza. Mushroom mania (the Fungus Humongous) and hot-and-spicy chiles and sausage (the Great Chicago Fire) are just two of the specialty pizzas that await your pleasure, or you can mix and match ingredients to create something uniquely your own. Little touches like ripe, red, sliced roma tomatoes and a blend of four cheeses make Rocco’s pizza a hit in any form. $-$$ SAUCE NW 7117 N. Oracle Road. 297-8575. Open Sunday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 5285 E. Broadway Blvd. (514-1122) and 2990 N. Campbell Ave. (795-0344). Whippet-thin specialty pizzas and tasty salads dominate the menu at Sauce, a fast-casual restaurant owned by the folks behind Wildflower and NoRTH. A trendy, bright atmosphere and a large outdoor dining area provide ample reasons for you to eat out, although to-go orders for those who want to dine at home are welcomed. (12-25-03) $-$$ TINO’S PIZZA E 6610 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-9656. Open

Monday-Thursday 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Sunday 3-9 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. You can’t argue with the success of Tino’s; the place has been around since the mid-’80s. The pies here will satisfy any pizza craving; they’re hot, cheesy and just plain good! Sandwiches, salads, calzones and sides round out the menu. This is an all-American pizzeria. (2-4-10) $-$$ VERO AMORE E 3305 N. Swan Road, No. 105. 325-4122. Open

Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. CafÊ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 12130 N. Dove Mountain Blvd., No. 104 (579-2292). The Dove Mountain location has a full bar. The only pizza joint in town that’s certified as following the rigid guidelines of pizza from the old country, Vero Amore serves great pies. A couple of pasta dishes and salads round out the menu. The atmosphere is warm and cozy, and the service is sincere. The wine list is just right. This little pizza joint is a nice addition to the myriad restaurants in the Swan/Fort Lowell roads area. (8-24-06) $$ VITO’S PIZZA KITCHEN C 2921 E. Fort Lowell Road. 867-8008. Open Sunday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, MC, V. The claim to fame here is New York-style pizza. Diners have their choice of several house specialties, or they can build their own pie using plenty of toppings, including turkey and avocado. Sandwiches, salads and stuffed pasta dishes called torpedoes round out the menu. The antipasto salad is a meal unto itself, and you can watch your pie being made in the open kitchen. This is the ideal spot for a quick slice and a cold beer. (7-7-11) $-$$

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WHILE STEPHEN PLAYS HOOKY … Despite the fact that music editor Stephen Seigel, fully smitten by the charms of Austin, impetuously decided to extend his stay there by a few days post-SXSW, you can still expect him back at Soundbites headquarters next week. In the meantime, dear readers, you are stuck with yours truly. And it’s lucky for us all that such a diverse and exciting lineup of musical acts has concerts in Tucson on their to-do lists.

CHANNELING CHANO AND DIZZY breakups. (Ruess comes from the Phoenix indie-pop stalwart The Format, Dost from Anathallo, and Antonoff from Steel Train.) “We owe all of it to this touring base and those fans who initially came out. A lot of them had come from The Format, and they’re excited about the band in general now that I’m doing something else,” he says. “A lot of times, when you start over, people can give up on you. From the moment we went on our first headlining tour, it was obvious people weren’t giving up on us, and we’re so grateful for it.” The initial success put the band members on a steep curve, both in terms of getting to know each other and how to collaborate musically. “I’d say we’re a bit of a roller coaster,” Ruess says. “We’re very distinct personalities, but what I find so exciting about being in this group is me and Andrew and Jack are totally the same in that we’re such choosy people with who we let into our inner circle. We’ve all really let each other into our lives.” That closer band relationship made all the difference in how easily Some Nights came together. Ruess recalls writing the title song— the first one he came up with for the new album. First it was just the phrase, which popped into his head as an interesting title and a possible thematic center for the album. Always introspective, Ruess finds himself pondering what he stands for, night by night. “That’s what I can be on any given night and in any situation. I can wake up after a night out and wonder who that person was,” he says. Ruess first sang “Some Nights” to his band mates one night before a hometown show, after sneaking into a rehearsal space in the Arizona State University’s music department. Based on just the vocal melody, Dost and Antonoff came up with the piano chords and rhythm. “The last album felt too bright, so I had that song, and I showed it to the guys. We were

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really inspired and a few weeks away from going into the studio, and they hadn’t heard half the songs I was working on yet,” Ruess says. “It was a really great moment. I feel with the first album, there was so much of me trying to explain myself and telling them, ‘Just trust me; just trust me.’ With this time, I never had to say, ‘Just trust me,’ to those guys. They just knew, sometimes more than I would.” The rest of the songs came quickly, from the rush of hip-hop influences and the everlasting bustle of their current home in New York City. “I write on a personal level,” Ruess says. “I tell myself before every album that I’m going to try to write about the guy standing next to me and try to analyze him instead of myself. But I’m too self-aware, I guess.” Some Nights is an album about how many facets life has, and how many facets people have. It’s about how the notion of a personal identity exists in the midst of all those ever-shifting facets. In a sense, that’s what Ruess has been writing songs about for more than a decade. But with Some Nights—and the song “Why Am I the One” in particular—there’s a little more of an answer. “It’s always trying to figure out who I am,” Ruess says. “I’m getting to a point in my life where I’m in New York now, and I love being here, and sometimes relationships can be problematic, and I’m always finding myself being the one who has to leave. For once, I want to be the one who stays.”

The collaborations of conga master Chano Pozo and bebop trumpeter Dizzy Gillespie are legendary, and their union in the late-1940s helped give birth to what we now call Latin jazz and Afro-Cuban music. Pozo played congas with Gillespie’s band for several years. Invoking the spirits of Gillespie and Pozo, contemporary conguero Poncho Sanchez, and trumpeter, bandleader and composer Terence Blanchard released an album, Chano y Dizzy!, last fall in tribute to the work of their musical forefathers. In his 30-year recording career, the Texasborn, Mexican-American Sanchez has seen the release of more than two-dozen recordings as a leader. He also played in vibraphonist Cal Tjader’s band during the late-1970s and early’80s. Blanchard was born in New Orleans, where he still lives, surrounded by jazz, as well as music of the Caribbean and Latin America. During his early career, he played with the Lionel Hampton Orchestra, and Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers. His many albums include a couple of dozen film soundtracks. An active composer for film, he has often worked with Spike Lee, and his trumpet-playing has appeared in more than 50 scores. Many years ago, I was lucky enough to attend a sublime performance by Blanchard and his hard-bop band in the intimate environs of Cushing Street Bar. He’s a world-class talent. Now, Sanchez and Blanchard—Grammy Award winners, both—are taking their show on the road, performing such classic Pozo tunes as “Manteca,” “Tin Tin Deo,” “Guachi Guaro” and “Ariñañara,” as well as Gillespie’s “Con Alma” and “Groovin’ High.” The tour will feature the two of them, backed by Sanchez’s dynamic Latin-jazz band. Their tour hits Tucson for a date at 8 p.m., Saturday, March 24, at UA Centennial Hall, 1020 E. University Blvd. Tickets cost from $22 to $42, with discounts available. Call 621-3341 for more information, or visit www.uapresents.org.

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CHARMING COUNTRY CLASSICS Canadian singer-songwriter Ian Tyson may not have the biggest catalog or the most-notorious history in music, but he has written some of the most-beautiful songs in the country, Western and folk-music canon. You can’t hear such tunes as “Someday Soon� or “Navajo Rug� and not be charmed by Tyson’s emotionally laden lyrics, effortless melodies and stark, beautiful arrangements. In the 1960s, he was half of the folk duo Ian and Sylvia, who gave the world many fine tunes; probably the most well-known of them is “Four Strong Winds,� which has been covered by more than 100 artists, including Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Judy Collins, Marianne Faithfull and Waylon Jennings. Still vigorous at 78 years old, Tyson continues to tour and record regularly when he’s not working on his ranch in Alberta. His mostrecent release was last year’s EP From the Stone House. Tyson is scheduled to play at 7:30 p.m., Friday, March 23, in the excellent acoustic environment at the Berger Performing Arts Center on the campus of the Arizona Schools for the Deaf and the Blind, 1200 W. Speedway Blvd. Ticket prices range from $20 to $45. For more information, call (520) 455-5053, or visit www.gopattywagon.com.

FRENCH CHANSONS MEET “POST-ROCKâ€? The local duo of singer Marianne Dissard and guitarist Matt Mitchell will play with the support of a full band next Thursday at CafĂŠ Aqui. Dissard (French by birth, Tucsonan by choice) is a writer, filmmaker and singer known for her charismatic performances of chansons from the golden age of French cabaret and salon music—you know, stuff by Edith Piaf, Jacques Brel and the like. She often sings with the endlessly talented guitarist Matt Mitchell, doing his best Django Reinhardt. And for this gig, they’ll be joined by a sorta-all-star lineup: Nick Coventry on violin, Connor Gallaher on lap steel guitar, Thøger Lund on double bass, and Sergio Mendoza on drums. The gig will begin with an opening set by the Oso Street Outreach Band, an amazing Santa Barbara, Calif.-based quartet that also features Coventry. With guitar, bass, drums, violin and occasional group vocals, this group plays a combination of Americana, art-rock, folk, Latin rhythms and Eastern European music that has been called “math-rock world music,â€? a testament to their intricate and eclectic arrangements. Their third album, Harm Reduction (released in 2010), is thrilling and well worth the investment, which you can’t say about most of the albums released these days. This concert, at 8 p.m., next Thursday, March 29, promises to be a rich event, and the intimate, casual space at CafĂŠ Aqui, 1317 S. Sixth Ave., should serve it well. The admission price is right, too: It’s free, but donations are likely to be accepted. Call 623-3767 for more information.

GREETINGS FROM GREENLAND The delightfully off-beat and sometimes-dissonant pop songs of Inuit singer-songwriter Nive Nielsen, a native of Greenland, are coming our way.

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3. Man Bites Dog Man Bites Dog (self-released) On her soon-to-be-released debut album, Nive Sings!, Nielsen and her band, the Deer Children, play playful, heartfelt and haunting original folk-rock tunes that are enlivened by splashes of noise, the occasional horns, a little ragtime, ukulele and even a musical saw. In her press materials, the strikingly beautiful Nielsen says that she is a real-live Eskimo, but that she does not live in an igloo. Her album was recorded in San Francisco; Montreal; Bristol, England; and Tucson. It features some cool talent: It was produced by John Parish, mixed by Tchad Blake, and features guest musicians from The Black Keys, Tom Waits’ band, and Giant Sand’s Howe Gelb. Nielsen and the Deer Children will play at 9 p.m., Friday, March 23, at Solar Culture Gallery, 31 E. Toole Ave. Also on the bill will be local heroes Howe Gelb, Marianne Dissard and Kaia Chesney. Tickets cost $8, and concertgoers of all ages will be admitted. Call 884-0874 for further details, or visit www.solarculture.org.

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SHORT TAKES Mira Awad and Noa prove through their music that Arabs and Israelis can find peaceful, common ground. Noa is Israel’s leading recording artist, playing percussion, guitar and piano. Awad, a Palestinian actress, singer and songwriter, was born in Galilee and is a devoted advocate of women’s rights. Both women are successful recording artists on their own, and they’ve collaborated on the most excellent album There Must Be Another Way, which grew out of their world-renowned single of the same name. They’ll perform together at 6:30 p.m., Sunday, March 25, at UA Centennial Hall, 1020 E. University Blvd. Tickets range from $22 to $42, with various discounts available. Call 621-3341 for more information. Fresno, Calif., alternative chamber-rock band Fierce Creatures will play at Plush, 340 E. Sixth St., on Friday, March 23, along with opening acts Spiders Can Fly and The Monitors. The show starts at 9:30 p.m. Cover is $5, and you can head to plushtucson.com, or call 798-1298 for more info. The Mississippi-based soul-blues singer and guitarist Johnny Rawls will return to Tucson for a gig at 8 p.m., Friday, March 23, at Suite 147 at Plaza Palomino, 2970 N. Swan Road. Tickets cost $15 in advance, $18 at the door, or $10 for students with ID. To learn more, call 3199966, or visit www.rhythmandroots.org.

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CLUB LIST Here is a list of venues that offer live music, dancing, DJ music, karaoke or comedy in the Tucson area. We recommend that you call and confirm all events. AMADO TERRITORY STEAKHOUSE 3001 E. Frontage Road. Amado. 398-2651. ARIZONA INN 2200 E. Elm St. 325-1541. ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFÉ 2905 E. Skyline Drive, No. 168. 682-9740. THE AULD DUBLINER 800 E. University Blvd. 206-0323. AZUL RESTAURANT LOUNGE Westin La Paloma, 3800 E. Sunrise Drive. 742-6000. THE BAMBOO CLUB 5870 E. Broadway Blvd., No. 524. 514-9665. THE BASHFUL BANDIT 3686 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-8996. BEAU BRUMMEL CLUB 1148 N. Main Ave. 622-9673. BEDROXX 4385 W. Ina Road. 744-7655. BEST WESTERN ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES 1015 N. Stone Ave. 622-8871. BLUEFIN SEAFOOD BISTRO 7053 N. Oracle Road. 531-8500. BOJANGLES SALOON 5244 S. Nogales Highway. 889-6161. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE 3306 N. First Ave. 690-0991. BRATS 5975 W. Western Way Circle. 578-0341. BRODIE’S TAVERN 2449 N. Stone Ave. 622-0447. BUFFALO WILD WINGS 68 N. Harrison Road. 296-8409. CACTUS MOON 5470 E. Broadway Blvd. 748-0049. CAFÉ PASSÉ 415 N. Fourth Ave. 624-4411. CAFE TREMOLO 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd., No. 152. 742-2999. THE CANYON’S CROWN RESTAURANT AND PUB 6958 E. Tanque Verde Road. 885-8277. CASA VICENTE RESTAURANTE ESPAÑOL 375 S. Stone Ave. 884-5253. CASCADE LOUNGE Loews Ventana Canyon Resort, 7000 N. Resort Drive. 615-5495. CHICAGO BAR 5954 E. Speedway Blvd. 748-8169. CLUB CARNAGE 1102 W. Grant Road. (805) 407-3370. CLUB CONGRESS 311 E. Congress St. 622-8848. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR 201 N. Court Ave. 622-0351. COPPER QUEEN HOTEL 11 Howell Ave. Bisbee. (520) 432-2216. COW PALACE 28802 S. Nogales Highway. Amado. (520) 398-1999. COW PONY BAR AND GRILL 6510 E. Tanque Verde Road. 721-2781. CUSHING STREET RESTAURANT AND BAR 198 W. Cushing St. 622-7984. DAKOTA CAFE AND CATERING CO. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-7188. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING 533 N. Fourth Ave. 884-9289. THE DEPOT SPORTS BAR 3501 E. Fort Lowell Road. 795-8110. DESERT DIAMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB 7350 S. Nogales Highway. 294-7777. DIABLOS SPORTS BAR AND GRILL 2545 S. Craycroft Road. 514-9202. DRIFTWOOD RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE 2001 S. Craycroft Road. 790-4317. DV8 5851 E. Speedway Blvd. 885-3030.

ECLIPSE AT COLLEGE PLACE 1601 N. Oracle Road. 209-2121. EDDIES COCKTAILS 8510 E. Broadway Blvd. 290-8750. EL CHARRO CAFÉ SAHUARITA 15920 S. Rancho Sahuarita. Sahuarita. 325-1922. EL CHARRO CAFÉ ON BROADWAY 6310 E. Broadway Blvd. 745-1922. EL MEZÓN DEL COBRE 2960 N. First Ave. 791-0977. EL PARADOR 2744 E. Broadway Blvd. 881-2744. ELBOW ROOM 1145 W. Prince Road. 690-1011. FAMOUS SAM’S BROADWAY 1830 E. Broadway Blvd. 884-0119. FAMOUS SAM’S E. GOLF LINKS 7129 E. Golf Links Road. 296-1245. FAMOUS SAM’S SILVERBELL 2320 N. Silverbell Road. 884-7267. FAMOUS SAM’S VALENCIA 3010 W. Valencia Road. 883-8888. FAMOUS SAM’S W. RUTHRAUFF 2480 W. Ruthrauff Road. 292-0492. FAMOUS SAM’S IRVINGTON 2048 E. Irvington Road. 889-6007. FAMOUS SAM’S ORACLE 8058 N. Oracle Road. 531-9464. FAMOUS SAM’S PIMA 3933 E. Pima St. 323-1880. FLYING V BAR AND GRILL Loews Ventana Canyon Resort, 7000 N. Resort Drive. 299-2020. FOX AND HOUND SMOKEHOUSE AND TAVERN Foothills Mall, 7625 N. La Cholla Blvd. 575-1980. FROG AND FIRKIN 874 E. University Blvd. 623-7507. LA FUENTE 1749 N. Oracle Road. 623-8659. FUKU SUSHI 940 E. University Blvd. 798-3858. GENTLE BEN’S BREWING COMPANY 865 E. University Blvd. 624-4177. GILLIGAN’S PUB 1308 W. Glenn St. 623-3999. GLASS ONION CAFE 1990 W. River Road, Suite 100. 293-6050. GOLD Westward Look Resort, 245 E. Ina Road. 917-2930, ext. 474. GOLDEN PIN LANES 1010 W. Miracle Mile. 888-4272. THE GRILL AT QUAIL CREEK 1490 Quail Range Loop. Green Valley. 393-5806. GUADALAJARA GRILL EAST 750 N. Kolb Road. 296-1122. GUADALAJARA GRILL WEST 1220 E. Prince Road. 323-1022. HACIENDA DEL SOL 5601 N. Hacienda del Sol Road. 299-1501. HANGOVER’S BAR AND GRILL 1310 S. Alvernon Way. 326-2310. HIDEOUT BAR AND GRILL 1110 S. Sherwood Village Drive. 751-2222. THE HIDEOUT 3000 S. Mission Road. 791-0515. HILDA’S SPORTS BAR 1120 Circulo Mercado. Rio Rico. (520) 281-9440. THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL 6910 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4302. IBT’S 616 N. Fourth Ave. 882-3053. IGUANA CAFE 210 E. Congress St. 882-5140. JACKSON’S GASTROPUB 8235 N. Silverbell Road, No. 105. 638-7334. JASPER NEIGHBORHOOD RESTAURANT AND BAR 6370 N. Campbell Ave., No. 160. 577-0326. JAVELINA CANTINA 445 S. Alvernon Way. 881-4200, ext. 5373. JEFF’S PUB 112 S. Camino Seco Road. 886-1001. KINGFISHER BAR AND GRILL 2564 E. Grant Road. 323-7739. KON TIKI 4625 E. Broadway Blvd. 323-7193.

LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. 323-8669. LAS CAZUELITAS 1365 W. Grant Road. 206-0405. LEVEL BAR LOUNGE 4280 N. Campbell Ave., Suite 37. 615-3835. LI’L ABNER’S STEAKHOUSE 8500 N. Silverbell Road. 744-2800. LOOKOUT BAR AND GRILLE AT WESTWARD LOOK RESORT 245 E. Ina Road. 297-1151. THE LOOP TASTE OF CHICAGO 10180 N. Oracle Road. 878-0222. LUNA BELLA ITALIAN CUISINE AND CATERING 2990 N. Swan Road, No. 145. 325-3895. M&L AIRPORT INN BAR AND GRILL 2303 E. Valencia Road. 294-1612. MALIBU YOGURT AND ICE CREAM 825 E. University Blvd. 903-2340. MARGARITA BAY 7415 E. 22nd St. 290-8977. MAVERICK 6622 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-0430. MAYNARDS MARKET AND KITCHEN 400 N. Toole Ave. 545-0577. MCMAHON’S PRIME STEAKHOUSE 2959 N. Swan Road. 327-7463. MIDTOWN BAR AND GRILL 4915 E. Speedway Blvd. 327-2011. MINT COCKTAILS 3540 E. Grant Road. 881-9169. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES 505 W. Miracle Mile. 582-0514. MR. AN’S TEPPAN STEAK AND SUSHI 6091 N. Oracle Road. 797-0888. MR. HEAD’S ART GALLERY AND BAR 513 N. Fourth Ave. 792-2710. MUSIC BOX 6951 E. 22nd St. 747-1421. NEVADA SMITH’S 1175 W. Miracle Mile. 622-9064. NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM 3850 E. 44th St. 745-9175. NORTH 2995 E. Skyline Drive. 299-1600. O’MALLEY’S 247 N. Fourth Ave. 623-8600. OLD FATHER INN 4080 W. Ina Road. Marana. 744-1200. OLD PUEBLO GRILLE 60 N. Alvernon Way. 326-6000. OLD TUBAC INN RESTAURANT AND SALOON 7 Plaza Road. Tubac. (520) 398-3161. ON A ROLL 63 E. Congress St. 622-7655. THE ONYX ROOM 106 W. Drachman St. 620-6699. ORACLE INN 305 E. American Ave. Oracle. 896-3333. O’SHAUGHNESSY’S 2200 N. Camino Principal. 296-7464. PAPPY’S DINER 1300 W. Prince Road. 408-5262. PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Casino Del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 344-9435. LA PARRILLA SUIZA 2720 N. Oracle Road. 624-4300. PEARSON’S PUB 1120 S. Wilmot Road. 747-2181. PLUSH 340 E. Sixth St. 798-1298. PUTNEY’S 6090 N. Oracle Road. 575-1767. RPM NIGHTCLUB 445 W. Wetmore Road. 869-6098. R PLACE BAR AND GRILL 3412 N. Dodge Blvd. 881-9048. RA SUSHI BAR RESTAURANT 2905 E. Skyline Drive. 615-3970. RAGING SAGE COFFEE ROASTERS 2458 N. Campbell Ave. 320-5203. LE RENDEZ-VOUS 3844 E. Fort Lowell Road. 323-7373. RIALTO THEATRE 318 E. Congress St. 740-1000. RIC’S CAFE/RESTAURANT 5605 E. River Road. 577-7272. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE 4635 N. Flowing Wells Road. 887-9027.

RJ’S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB 5769 E. Speedway Blvd. 495-5136. THE ROCK 136 N. Park Ave. 629-9211. ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES 1015 N. Stone Ave. 622-8871. RUNWAY BAR AND GRILL 2101 S. Alvernon Way. 790-6788. RUSTY’S FAMILY RESTAURANT AND SPORTS GRILLE 2075 W. Grant Road. 623-3363. SAKURA 6534 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-7777. SALTY DAWG II 6121 E. Broadway Blvd., No. 106. 790-3294. SAM HUGHES PLACE CHAMPIONSHIP DINING 446 N. Campbell Ave. 747-5223. SAPPHIRE LOUNGE 61 E. Congress St. 624-9100. SHARKS 256 E. Congress St. 791-9869. SHERATON HOTEL AND SUITES 5151 E. Grant Road. 323-6262. SHOOTERS STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON 3115 E. Prince Road. 322-0779. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ 121 E. Broadway Blvd. 882-5544. SINBAD’S FINE MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE 810 E. University Ave. 623-4010. SKRAPPY’S 191 E. Toole Ave. 358-4287. SKY BAR 536 N. Fourth Ave. 622-4300. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 5605 E. River Road. 529-7180. SOLAR CULTURE 31 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. STADIUM GRILL 3682 W. Orange Grove Road. Marana. 877-8100. STOCKMEN’S LOUNGE 1368 W. Roger Road. 887-2529. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE 1785 E. River Road. 299-4275. SURLY WENCH PUB 424 N. Fourth Ave. 882-0009. TANQUE VERDE RANCH 14301 E. Speedway Blvd. 296-6275. TANQUE VERDE SWAP MEET 4100 S. Palo Verde Road. 294-4252. TERRY AND ZEKE’S 4603 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-3555. THIRSTY’S NEIGHBORHOOD GRILL 2422 N. Pantano Road. 885-6585. THUNDER MOUNTAIN MOOSE LODGE 2442 S. Harrison Road. 546-6847. TOPAZ 657 W. St. Mary’s Road, No. C1A. UNICORN SPORTS LOUNGE 8060 E. 22nd St., No. 118. 722-6900. UNION PUBLIC HOUSE 4340 N. Campbell Ave., No. 103. 329-8575. V FINE THAI 9 E. Congress St. 882-8143. VAUDEVILLE 110 E. Congress St. 622-3535. VERONA ITALIAN RESTAURANT 120 S. Houghton Road. 722-2722. VOYAGER RV RESORT 8701 S. Kolb Road. 574-5000. WHISKEY TANGO 140 S. Kolb Road. 344-8843. WILD BILL’S STEAKHOUSE AND SALOON 5910 N. Oracle Road. 887-6161. WILDCAT HOUSE 1801 N. Stone Ave. 622-1302. WINGS-PIZZA-N-THINGS 8838 E. Broadway Blvd. 722-9663. WISDOM’S CAFÉ 1931 E. Frontage Road. Tumacacori. 398-2397. WOODEN NICKEL 1908 S. Country Club Road. 323-8830. WOODY’S 3710 N. Oracle Road. 292-6702. WORLD FAMOUS GOLDEN NUGGET 2617 N. First Ave. 622-9202. ZEN ROCK 121 E. Congress St. 624-9100.

THU MAR 22 LIVE MUSIC Arizona Inn Bob Linesch The Auld Dubliner Live local music Beer Belly’s Pub Open jam Boondocks Lounge Grams and Krieger Café Passé Jeff Grubic and Naim Amor Casa Vicente Restaurante Español Live classical guitar Cascade Lounge Doug Martin Chicago Bar Neon Prophet Club Congress The Aggrolites with Mike Pinto, Triple Double; Opti Club presents Bit Funk La Cocina Restaurant, Cantina and Coffee Bar Stefan George Eddies Cocktails Cass Preston and His Band La Fuente Mariachi Estrellas de la Fuente Guadalajara Grill East Live mariachi music Guadalajara Grill West Live mariachi music Las Cazuelitas Live music Maverick Flipside McMahon’s Prime Steakhouse Susan Artemis O’Malley’s Live music On a Roll Live music O’Shaughnessy’s Live pianist and singer Paradiso Bar and Lounge DSB (Journey tribute) Plush Raw: Natural Born Artists of Tucson: live music RPM Nightclub 80’s and Gentlemen Rialto Theatre The Carless World Tour with Tyga, YG, Lil Twist Sheraton Hotel and Suites Prime Example Sullivan’s Steak House Live music Union Public House George Howard and Larry Loud Wild Bill’s Steakhouse and Saloon Wild Oats

KARAOKE/OPEN MIC The Bamboo Club Karaoke with DJ Tony G Bedroxx Karaoke with DJ Chubbz Bojangles Saloon Buffalo Wild Wings Tucson’s Most Wanted Entertainment with KJ Sean The Depot Sports Bar Karaoke with DJ Brandon El Charro Café Sahuarita Famous Sam’s Silverbell Amazing Star karaoke Famous Sam’s Valencia Gilligan’s Pub Glass Onion Cafe Open mic Golden Pin Lanes Karaoke and music videos with DJ Adonis Hilda’s Sports Bar The Hog Pit Smokehouse Bar and Grill Steve Morningwood acoustic open-mic night Margarita Bay Mooney’s Pub Open mic Mr. Head’s Art Gallery and Bar Cutthroat Karaoke Music Box Karaoke with AJ River’s Edge Lounge Karaoke with KJ David Royal Sun Inn and Suites Y Not Karaoke Stadium Grill Karaoke, dance music and music videos with DJ Tigger Voyager RV Resort Karaoke with the Tucson Twosome

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NINE QUESTIONS Elsa Watson Cook Elsa Watson Cook is a retired nurse who works as an artist and a writer. She listens to music “24-7” and comes from a musical family—her mother was a professional country singer during the 1970s, and her younger brother is the renowned drummer Winston Watson. Gene Armstrong, garmstrong@tucsonweekly.com

What was the first concert you ever saw? The first was Bread at the Tucson Convention Center Arena, in like 1971 or ’72. What are you listening to these days? Pérez Prado, She Wants Revenge, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Dog Eat Dog by Joni Mitchell, Alberta Cross, Maggot Brain by Funkadelic, The Pixies, Black Flag, Tom Petty, Joy Division, Violet Femmes, Maggie Golston, Silverbell, Greyhound Soul, Roxy Music, Vince Guaraldi’s music for the Peanuts specials. What was the first album you owned? Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Chipmunks Sing the Beatles Hits. What artist, genre or musical trend does everyone seem to love, but you just don’t get? If I say this, a lot of people are going to kill me, especially you. So you can’t print it. (Off the record, she cites a musical legend.) Oh, and also Katy Perry. What musical act, current or defunct, would you most like to see perform live? NRBQ, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Jonny Sevin. Musically speaking, what is your favorite guilty pleasure? No guilt, only pleasure: Steely Dan, The Carpenters, Dwight Yoakam, the Moody Blues, “Boys of Summer” by the Ataris. What song would you like to have played at your funeral? Gentlemen Afterdark, “No Flowers”; Colin James, “Crazy Over You”; The Church, “Under the Milky Way”; Charlie Sexton, “When We Were Younger.” At the wake, I’d like everybody to dance to NRBQ’s “Green Lights.” What band or artist changed your life, and how? Pink Floyd and Fleetwood Mac. When my second husband died in 2001, they helped calm me down, because he loved them so. Figurative gun to your head, what is your favorite album of all time? Ultravox, Vienna; Black Sabbath, Never Say Die!; Phantom Limbs, Romance; the Pills’ 7-inch EP; and Jimi Hendrix, Axis: Bold as Love.

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CULTS, SPECTRALS, MRS. MAGICIAN CLUB CONGRESS Sunday, March 18 Cults’ packed show at Club Congress on Sunday was—despite little in the way of new material—a promising introduction to the band’s next phase, signaling a shift toward cutting and catchy dance-rock. For one thing, Cults is much more fun in concert than one would expect based on the carefully constructed anonymity surrounding the band’s early days (including hair-obscured faces on an album cover). But more impressive, while the poppy shoegaze of the band’s not-yet-a-year-old debut album is still there, it’s been transformed into a more-danceable sound, rhythmically flushed out with authoritative drumming and bass lines. Add in a kick-ass projector and light show (the kind that’s rare for Club Congress, but expected in much-larger venues), and Cults’ year-two incarnation is party-ready, confident and clearly well-seasoned onstage. In a tight and quick 45-minute set, the band played eight songs from the self-titled debut, two nonalbum songs and an excellent cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Everybody Knows,” which turned the languid menace of the original into spooky gothic electronica. “The Curse” was the highlight of the nonalbum tracks, a quickburning and edgy cut that backs away from the debut album’s dreamy reverb. Still, the songs that first earned Cults the attention of Columbia Records and subsequently became hits are what amped the crowd’s pulse. Cults’ album-opening one-two punch of “Abducted” (with the call-andresponse girl/boy vocals) and “Go Outside” (with its indelible chiming melody) were split to anchor the set’s beginning and end, while “Oh My God,” “Walk At Night” and “Rave On” slid perfectly into more-surging, club-type dance anthems. What was initially a home-recording project of guitarist Brian Oblivion and vocalist Madeline Follin has grown to become worthy of the Cults’ quick ascendancy. With the backing of a full band (drummer Mark Deriso, bassist Nathan Aguilar and guitarist/keyboardist Gabe Rodriguez), Cults’ songs are full of insistent, low-end rhythm. The band’s future sounds less like shoegazey, revivalist pop, and more like propulsive and melodic dance-rock. Eric Swedlund mailbag@tucsonweekly.com

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Out of desperation can come redemption. From challenges that threaten to break us, we learn resilience. Dangerous excess can lead to enlightenment. And though the journey to salvation can be scary, painful and sometimes degrading, we carry on because it is possible to emerge from the darkness. These are but a few of the lessons Seattle-based singersongwriter Mike Hadreas, aka Perfume Genius, depicts on his moving second album. Following his 2010 debut, Learning, Hadreas uses intimate sentiments, dark secrets and bigger, lush arrangements to create a powerful, cohesive statement that addresses the clashing confusion of identity and sexuality; demons such as suicide and drug abuse; and, ultimately, transcendence. The stark, delicate and poignant songs usually begin with lonely piano or guitar and Hadreas’ naked tenor; then they swell with rising action and dramatic confession, calling to mind likeminded artists Antony Hegarty, Lou Reed, Leonard Cohen and Xiu Xiu, as well as writers Kathy Acker, Dennis Cooper and even Edna St. Vincent Millay. One could quote lines from various tunes that are especially pointed or powerful, or refer to standout songs, but this is a complete work in full, and it’s hard to single out one or two tracks. The cumulative effect is not unlike those deceptively quiet but emotionally pivotal songs in a David Lynch movie: In the right context, what is merely pretty becomes shattering. Gene Armstrong

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Following his playful, eccentric Jhelli Beam, Los Angeles rapper Busdriver (Regan John Farquhar) returns with Beaus$eros, a self-described “poppy” breakup album, appropriately cleaved between the irascible and insatiable. An album of skittering electronic pulses and surreal manic verse, Beaus$eros is pop music à la Bowie’s “Berlin trilogy.” The opening set is strong, strange, vital and focused in ways some of the subsequent tunes are not—rendering the rest of the album desultory to the point of distraction. Opener “Utilitarian Uses of Love” is a squishy, rollicking jam. “Bon Bon Fire” is a sparkling, electric and carefree club anthem. (It even, consciously or not, quotes the theme song of Nickelodeon cartoon Doug.) Meanwhile, “Kiss Me Back to Life” is a febrile, nocturnal tune of gothic electronics and sexual angst. Some of the material suffers from the album’s esoteric or frenzied flourishes. “Beaus and Eros,” a silly slo jam (“You knew this when you fell in love with … what was left of me / So, let’s give this another shot, young missy”), is derailed by its injection of cacophonous, repetitious yelps. The puerile stomp of “Ass to Mouth” wanders far too much. Similarly, the atmospheric soundscapes and staccato electronics of “Swandive Into a Drinking Glass” fizzle into monotony minutes before the track actually ends. The psychedelic bubbles of “You Ain’t OG,” the heady rap-politick of “NoBlacksNoJewsNoAsians,” the swagger of “Here’s to Us” and the ethereal, becalming bounce of “Scattered Ashes” round Beaus$eros out as a spotty but ultimately satisfying set of art-rap. Michael Petitti

Wrecking Ball is a stew of sounds and ideas from Bruce Springsteen, now a rock and folk elder with the instincts to see the power of unity in both people and music. Rock, bluegrass, gospel, brass, Irish folk, the rowdy acoustic stomp of Springsteen’s Seeger Sessions band and even some light electronica/hip-hop beats all tumble together under the aggressive yet watchful eye of Springsteen and producer Ron Aniello. It’s an impressive balance of the contemporary and the traditional, enthusiastic and fresh without leaving behind the Boss’ immediately identifiable working-class rock ’n’ roll. “We Take Care of Our Own” kicks off the record as a powerful introduction of the urgent political themes coursing through Wrecking Ball. It’s Bruce saying this is OUR country, dammit, and it’s not right unless we remember we’re all in it together. Touching on the sins of abandonment following Hurricane Katrina, he ties together the central theme of the Occupy movement with a Golden Rule sort of patriotism. Musicians include Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello, longtime E Street collaborators the Miami Horns, folk/bluegrass multi-instrumentalist Greg Leisz, and the New York Chamber Consort, with limited contributions from Max Weinberg, Steven Van Zandt and what’s likely the final recording from the late, great Clarence Clemons. Yeah, it’s a big sound. A new Springsteen album will inevitably enter the charts at No. 1, so it’s a thrill to see him harness new inspiration and get down to the business of being The Boss— giving us all a reason to believe, yet again. Eric Swedlund

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BY J.M. SMITH, jsmith@tucsonweekly.com few days before Christmas, Tom Cadamagnani decided to help a friend who was down on her luck. The former Marine and his friend jumped in his truck and headed for the Salvation Army to get some presents for her grandkids. They never got there. A Tucson police officer stopped Cadamagnani, 50, on Dec. 20 for a minor registration glitch, saw a pipe in his truck, and cited the medical-marijuana patient for an expired registration, DUI and possession of drug paraphernalia. The expired registration was a record-keeping glitch that has since been cleared up, Cadamagnani said. He admitted smoking one hit of MMJ— more than six hours before he was pulled over. He said he failed a field-sobriety test because he has a detached meniscus and torn ligaments in his knee—the exact reason he has the MMJ card in the first place. He is awaiting a knee replacement and uses MMJ in lieu of painkillers that were attacking his liver. I spoke with Tucson Police Department Sgt. Maria Hawke about department policies. There was no mention of an MMJ card, which Cadamagnani said he presented, in Officer David Danielson’s report. The TPD procedure for such cases is clear, said Hawke: When a medical-marijuana patient presents a card, the arresting officer is to call the TPD records section to confirm the information. “If the officer failed to include it in his report, or didn’t follow procedures as far as verifying it, then that would be dealt with internally,” she said. If Cadamagnani presented an MMJ card, then the pipe charge was not appropriate, Hawke said. Cadamagnani wonders why Officer Danielson even ran his license plate. The tags were current, and the officer’s report mentions no moving violation or other illegal traffic moves. “He called it a random registration check. I thought I was completely legal,” Cadamagnani said. He tells this tale: The trouble started when Danielson walked up to the car, and Cadamagnani was opening the door to talk, because his window doesn’t work. The officer tersely told him to stay in the car, and immediately asked if Cadamagnani had just

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come from buying meth, had been using meth, or had any in the car. Danielson then asked if he could search the car. Only then did he ask for a driver’s license, which Cadamagnani gave him. Then, Cadamagnani, whose father had died a month earlier, started to tear up. He’s broke; it’s Christmas; his dad just died; and now he is getting a ticket for a pipe he thought was legal because of his MMJ card. “Then all of a sudden, because I was crying, (the officer) says, ‘Is something wrong with you, sir? Have you been drinking?’” Cadamagnani said. In a report written after the incident, Danielson relates his suspicion. Cadamagnani got upset and pleaded with the officer not to give him a ticket. “Thomas appeared to be very jumpy which made me feel either he was under the influence of something or hiding something in the vehicle that he did not want me to find,” Danielson wrote. Fearing the situation could escalate, Danielson called for a backup officer. A second officer arrived and waited with Cadamagnani while Danielson wrote the citations in his squad car. From the car, Danielson again noted Cadamagnani was crying in his truck. “I felt he could possibly be under the influence of unknown substance due him (sic) having an unnormal (sic) behavior,” Danielson wrote in the report. Then the officer told Cadamagnani that if he refused a field-sobriety test, he would take him to jail. “So I thought I would try,” he said. He failed. Since December, Cadamagnani has been waiting for results of a blood test. His public defender, Cynthia Richardson, has so far declined her client’s requests to ask for a dismissal of the case. He thinks he was targeted and harassed because he fit a stereotypical tweaker profile—a white guy with a shaved head in a beater vehicle. There are always two sides, and I haven’t heard the entire TPD side. All I have are police reports and breath tests showing a 0.00 bloodalcohol level. It seems like Officer Danielson overreacted. No, the MMJ statute doesn’t protect patients from arrest for paraphernalia. No, the paraphernalia statute doesn’t make an exception for MMJ patients, even though Hawke said the charge may not have been appropriate. Police officers use discretion every day, and this looks like a case of poor discretion.

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY By Rob Brezsny. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s EXPANDED WEEKLY HOROSCOPE 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700 $1.99 per minute. 18 and over. Touchtone phone required. ARIES (March 21-April 19): Not bad for a few weeks’ work, or play, or whatever it is you want to call this tormented, inspired outburst. Would it be too forward of me to suggest that you’ve gone a long way toward outgrowing the dark fairy tale that had been haunting your dreams for so long? And yet all of this may just be a warm-up for your next metamorphosis, in which you make an audacious new commitment to becoming what you really want to be when you grow up. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This week, I’m taking a break from my usual pep talks. I think it’s for the best. If I deliver a kind-hearted kick in the butt, maybe it will encourage you to make a few course corrections, thereby making it unnecessary for fate to get all tricky and funky on you. So here you go, Taurus: 1. The last thing you need is someone to support your flaws and encourage you in your delusions. True friends will offer snappy critiques and crisp advice. 2. Figure out once and for all why you keep doing a certain deed that’s beneath you, then gather the strength, and get the help you need to quit it. 3. It’s your duty to stop doing your duty with such a somber demeanor and heavy tread. To keep from sabotaging the good it can accomplish, you’ve got to put more pleasure into it. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The German word Weltratsel can be translated as “World Riddle.” Coined by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, it refers to questions like, “What is the meaning of existence?” and, “What is the nature of reality?” According to my reading of the astrological omens, Gemini, you’re now primed to deepen your understanding of the World Riddle. For the next few weeks, you will have an enhanced ability to pry loose useful secrets about some big mysteries. Certain passages in the Book of Life that have always seemed like gobbledygook to you will suddenly make sense. Here’s a bonus: Every time you decipher more of the World Riddle, you will solve another small piece of your Personal Riddle. CANCER (June 21-July 22): “The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” So wrote George Bernard Shaw in his book Man and Superman. From the

hints I have gleaned, Cancerian, you are now in an ideal phase to be the sort of unreasonable man or woman who gets life to adapt so as to better serve you and your dreams. Even if it’s true that the emphasis in the past has often been on you bending and shaping yourself to adjust to the circumstances others have wrought, the coming weeks could be different. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his book Word Hero, Jay Heinrichs offers us advice about how to deliver pithy messages that really make an impact. Here’s one tip that would be especially useful for you in the coming days: Exaggerate precisely. Heinrichs gives an example from the work of the illustrious raconteur, American author Mark Twain. Twain did not write, “In a single day, New England’s weather changes a billion times.” Rather, he said, “In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.” Be inspired by Twain’s approach in every way you can imagine, Leo. Make things bigger and wilder and more expansive everywhere you go, but do it with exactitude and rigor.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Every winter, hordes of ants have overrun my house. At least that was true up until recently. This winter, the pests stayed away, and that has been very good news. I didn’t have to fight them off with poison and hand-to-hand combat. The bad news? The reason they didn’t invade was because very little rain fell, as it’s supposed to during Northern California winters. The ants weren’t driven above ground by the torrents that usually soak the soil, and so now drought threatens our part of the world. Water shortages may loom. I propose that this scenario is a metaphor for a dilemma you may soon face, Scorpio—except that you will have a choice in the matter: Would you rather deal with a lack of a fundamental resource, or an influence that’s bothersome but ultimately pretty harmless? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re entering one of the most-buoyant phases of your astrological cycle. Your mandate is to be brash and bouncy, frothy and irrepressible. To prepare you, I’ve rounded up some exclamatory declarations by poet Michael McClure. Take them with you as you embark on your catalytic adventures.

They’ll help you cultivate the right mood. McClure: “Everything is natural. The light on your fingertips is starlight. Life begins with coiling—molecules and nebulae. Cruelty, selfishness and vanity are boring. Each self is many selves. Reason is beauty. Light and darkness are arbitrary divisions. Cleanliness is as undefinable and as natural as filth. The physiological body is pure spirit. Monotony is madness. The frontier is both outside and inside. The universe is the messiah. The senses are gods and goddesses. Where the body is—there are all things.” CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You know those tall, starched white hats that many chefs wear? Traditionally, they had 100 pleats, which denoted the number of ways a real professional could cook an egg. I urge you to wear one of those hats in the coming weeks, Capricorn—or whatever the equivalent symbol might be for your specialty. It’s high time for you to express your ingenuity in dealing with what’s simple and familiar … to be inventive and versatile as you show how much you can accomplish using just the basics.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): As I was driving my car in San Francisco late one night, I arrived at a traffic signal that confused me. The green light was radiant and steady, but so was the red light. I came to a complete stop and waited until finally, after about two minutes, the red faded. I suspect you may soon be facing a similar jumble of mixed signals, Aquarius. If that happens, I suggest you do what I did: Don’t keep moving forward; pause and sit still until the message gets crisp and clear. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A woman named Joan Ginther has won the Texas Lottery four times, collecting more than $20 million. Is she freakishly lucky? Maybe not, according to Nathaniel Rich’s article in the August 2011 issue of Harper’s Magazine. He notes that Ginther has a doctorate in math from Stanford, and wonders if she has used her substantial understanding of statistics to game the system. (More here: tinyurl.com/ LuckAmuck.) Be inspired by her example, Pisces. You now have exceptional power to increase your good fortune through hard work and practical ingenuity.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Liminality” is a term that refers to the betwixt and between state. It’s dawn or dusk, when neither night nor day fully rules. It’s the mood that prevails when a transition is imminent or a threshold beckons. During a rite of passage, liminality is the phase when the initiate has left his or her old way of doing things, but has not yet been fully accepted or integrated into the new way. Mystical traditions from all over the world recognize this as a shaky but potent situation—a time and place when uncertainty and ambiguity reign, even as exciting possibilities loom. In my estimate, Virgo, you’re now ensconced in liminality. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Argentinian writer Antonio Porchia said there were two kinds of shadows: “some hide, others reveal.” In recent weeks, you’ve been in constant contact with the shadows that hide. But beginning any moment now, you’ll be wandering away from those rather frustrating enigmas and entering into a dynamic relationship with more evocative mysteries: the shadows that reveal. Be alert for the shift so you won’t get caught assuming that the new shadows are just like the old ones.

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¡ASK A MEXICAN! BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO, themexican@askamexican.net et Dear Mexican: I was born in los estados unidos; my father is from Tamaulipas, and my mother is a third-generation Chicana. I am married to a mexicano, and we recently vacationed in his hometown of Apatzingán, Michoacán. It was my first time meeting my inlaws and everyone from his colonia. I got the evil staredown and was being asked all kinds of questions to prove my mexicanana-ness from all his primas, tias and friends. They couldn’t wait for me to fuck up a word in Spanish and asked if I cooked, liked banda music and knew how to make tortillas. I answered that I work full time, make an OK mole de pollo, like all kinds of music except for banda, and buy my tortillas from the supermarket. However, I got the impression it wasn’t enough; I felt I am not a real Mexicana to them. After expressing this to my husband, all he could say was that I am not a Mexican; I am a Chicana, and that’s different. We are different people, but how different can we really be? Will mexicanos ever see Chicanos as equals? Will I never be seen as an equal by my Mexican in-laws, or will they eventually see that the only difference between us is that my mom gave birth to me north of the frontera? It seems there is a thick line drawn between those of us born north and south of the Mexican-American border. I can handle discrimination from gabachos or any other race (shit, I’m used to it by now), but this—this is really unjust. Why do men and women from Mexico seem to consider themselves superior to Chicanos? Puzzled Chicana Dear Pocha: The next time some wab gives you grief about not being Mexican enough, just tell them you have the best of both worlds: You’re Mexican AND American— while they’re just … Mexicans. I hear a lot of accordion-heavy music on Spanish-language radio. Do Mexican women go crazy for accordionists like white girls do for guitarists? White women are reverse-attracted to guys who can play the accordion really well—to them, it’s the same as guys who can play Dungeons and Dragons really well, at

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least in the paleface tribe I powwow with. Can my musical skills translate into muchos mujeres? A 40 and an Accordion Dear Gabacho: Time was when the accordion player was the papi chulo of the Mexican regional-music world, but tuba players have usurped the position in the past couple of years for banda music and that horrible-sounding banda-conjunto norteño pendejada. Unfortunately, the instrument’s elevated status has led to a rash of tuba thefts from high schools and junior highs by aspiring tuba players who usually target Mexican-heavy schools and therefore screw over youngsters whose band departments can’t afford tubas in these Great Recession times. Moral of the story? As with the question before, the worst enemies of Mexicans are sometimes … Mexicans. La raza unida and all that jamas shit, cabrones. PREORDER TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America will finally hit bookstores April 10, but that doesn’t mean you can’t already order it. Place your order with your favorite local bookstore, your finer online retailers or your craftier piratas, but place it: My libro editor has already promised to deport me from the publishing industry if we don’t sell enough copies! And stay tuned for book-signing info, including awesome events here in Tucson! Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican. net; be his fan on Facebook; follow him on Twitter @gustavoarellano; or ask him a video question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

S AVA G E L O V E BY DAN SAVAGE, mail@savagelove.net

I was recently advised to begin reading your column by my therapist. I am a 21-year-old male and a senior at an Ivy League school. Despite my academic success, I’ve battled a lot of stuff in the past few years: anxiety, depression, substance abuse and porn addiction. It’s quite a load of shit to try to wade through, but I honestly feel I’m getting better. About sex: Before I even knew what I was really doing, my fantasies involved being subjected to the erotic whims of a powerful female. I’ve tried to hide my interest in “submission� from everyone, including potential and sometimes briefly sexual partners. Only recently have I begun to address this directly. I feel it is, broadly, an issue of sexual orientation that requires something like a “comingout� process. But while there are resources out there for gay people who are coming out, I have no road map. I have told a few friends but don’t think it’s necessary to reveal all of this to my family. I cannot have a fulfilling sexual experience unless my desire to have a tilted power dynamic is understood and indulged, and I don’t think romantic love is possible for me without this part of me being accepted and appreciated. What I would like to do is seek out sexual partners who would be compatible. But when do I bring it up? I have this dread of that moment on a date, perhaps a first kiss or whatever, when things are becoming unambiguously physical. WTF do I say? Should I try to get involved in a BDSM “scene�? Date “normal� people? Online personals? I don’t want to try to have sex again without it being known or understood. It feels like pretending, and it sucks. Seeks Understanding Baba Generally, SUB, if it’s something that gay, straight or bisexual people can all do—like erotic power exchange (bondage, D/s, BDSM, etc.)—then I consider it a sexual activity, not a sexual orientation. Which is not to say that submission and/or BDSM can’t be hugely important to an individual, SUB; it is as much about self-conception as it is about sexual expression. But you don’t have to come out to friends and family about being submissive—you don’t have to tell them about the stuff that turns you on—in order to fully accept yourself, get out there and date, and find a nice girl who wants to subject you to her erotic whims. Now, I’m not saying you can’t or shouldn’t tell people other than the women you date that you’re submissive. You can be as open as you wanna be—say, with friends you feel comfortable telling everything—but the only people who absolutely, positively need to know about your desires, SUB, are your sex partners. So how do you find a partner? Date vanilla girls? Trawl online personals? Get involved in the BDSM scene in your area? Yes, yes and yes. Get involved in the BDSM scene, and take out a kinky personal ad, and maybe you’ll meet a nice, dominant girl who wants a sexually submissive— and Ivy League-educated—boyfriend. At the same time, SUB, date girls you meet during the normal course of your daily life, like any other single guy. After she gets a chance to know you, but before she’s too invested and/or smitten, discuss your kinks with her. This is not a tearful confession, SUB. Your kinks are a selling point; they’re something that makes you a more-interesting sex partner. If you open up to a vanilla girl after a few weeks—and some good vanilla sex— and she runs screaming, she wasn’t the right girl for you. (And if she blabs to her friends about you, SUB, you may get a call from a friend of your ex who is the right girl for you.) Don’t marry the first dominant woman with whom you play, SUB, or bail on the first strictly

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vanilla girl with whom you hit it off. A dominant woman you don’t enjoy spending time with outside of the bedroom isn’t someone you can realistically spend the rest of your life with; a vanilla girl who really likes you may get there—she may discover that she gets off on being in charge—if you’re patient and attentive to her sexual interests. Finally, SUB, if you do want to come out to friends and family about being kinky, here’s a great short video on the subject: tinyurl.com/ comingoutkinky.

I am a 21-year-old gay male. For the past six months, I have been having an affair with a man in his mid-40s. After our first hookup, he told me he was married and had three children. I was shocked at this. However, we continued to meet up for sex. I have come to the conclusion that I am fine with this man keeping me a secret. I have fallen for him, and he has fallen for me, but I have no desire to break up his family. His wife was his high school sweetheart, and he says she is his best friend. He also tells me that if I were to quit our sexcapades, which happen to be the best sex I have ever had, he would find another man, or other men, because he is attracted to men. We hook up every week in discreet locations where he would never get caught. I don’t plan on telling anyone. I am torn, because we both acknowledge that, if the situation were different, we would make excellent life partners. I am deeply in love with this guy and want more out of our relationship; however, I do respect him and would never out him. I just want to know if I should continue our relationship.

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Cultural Diversity • In the remote state of Meghalaya, India, a matrilineal system endows women with wealth and property rights, and relegates men to slowmoving campaigns for equality. A men’s-rights advocate, interviewed by BBC News in January, lamented even the language’s favoring of women, noting that “useful” nouns seem all to be female. The system, he said, breeds generations of men “who feel useless,” falling into alcoholism and drug abuse. In maternity wards, he said, the sound of cheering greets baby girls, and if it’s a boy, the prevailing sentiment is, “Whatever God gives us is quite all right.” The husband of one woman interviewed said, meekly, that he “likes” the current system—or at least that’s what his wife’s translation said he said. [BBC News, Jan. 19] • Each year, the town of Chumbivilcas, Peru, celebrates the new year with what to Americans might seem “Festivus”-inspired (from Seinfeld), but is actually drawn from Incan tradition. For “Takanakuy,” with a background of singing and dancing, all townspeople with grudges from the previous 12 months (men, women and children) settle them with sometimes-bloody fistfights so that they start the new year clean. Said one villager to a Reuters reporter, “Everything is solved here, and after, we are all friends.” [Reuters via CBS News, Dec. 14, 2011]

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