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OPENING THIS WEEK AMITY FOUNDATION’S DRAGONFLY GALLERY Amity Foundation’s Dragonfly Gallery. 146 E. Broadway Blvd. 628-3164. Abstract Men: The Art of Phil Hastings, Bob Kray, Bart Mahoney. Photographs and prints are also available for sale. Gallery is also open on Second Saturdays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Oct. 31, Free and all ages are welcome. ext. 210. bethdaum@dragonflyvillage.org BEVELED ARK THEATER – HIGH ART FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. The Museum Of Kinetic Art presents this one-man variety show, with your host General Lee Speaking, and his elite team of action heroes. These brave men will hold nothing back as they present old Mat Bevel favorites as the Think Tank, the Painful Moment Simulator, and more. Thu., Aug. 21, 6-8 p.m., $10, includes Museum admission. http://TucsonMuseumofArt.org

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OPENING THIS WEEK THE BENEFITS OF ART THERAPY FOR REDUCING STRESS AND INCREASING WELLBEING Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. In this experiential workshop, local art therapist Rebecca Wilkinson, MA, ATR-BC, LCPAT demonstrates strategies for using art to manage stress and improve quality of life. This workshop is for anyone interested exploring how art making can improve mood and sense of well being. All materials will be provided. Fri., Aug. 22, 6-7:30 p.m., $10, discounts available. http:// TucsonMuseumofArt.org COOL SUMMER NIGHTS AT THE DESERT MUSEUM: SCIENCE ROCKS! Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. 2021 N. Kinney Road. 883-2702. The Museum hosts an evening of science encounters. From mineral and rock interpretive stations to science demonstrations, the museum will demonstrate that science isn’t static — it rocks! Enjoy presentations by the Physics Factory, a team of scientists and educators with the goal of sharing their enthusiasm for physics. Sat., Aug. 23, 5-10 p.m., Free with Museum admission. http://www.desertmuseum.org

CLASSICAL MUSIC OF INDIA Tucson Osteopathic Medical Foundation. 3182 N. Swan Road. 299-4545. An evening of Classical Music of India with Steve Oda on Sarode and Ty Burhoe on Tabla. Sat., Aug. 23, 7:30-9:30 p.m., $20. 861-1179. tucsonharmonium.com/events/ DOLAN ELLIS: ONE NIGHT ONLY St. Cyril Parish. 4725 E. Pima St. Arizona’s Official State Balladeer, and former member of the Christy Minstrels, returns to Tucson for his only 2014 show in a fundraising concert for the Arizona Alzheimers Foundation. Singing folk songs, ballads, and sharing tales about the people and places that make up this place called “Arizona.” Sat., Aug. 23, 7-9:15 p.m., $15. Reserve by calling 907-8975 or pay at the door. END OF SUMMER MUSICAL REVUE Red Barn Theater. 948 N. Main Ave. 622-6973. Summertime songs, stories and jokes, by the Barnstorm Players, featuring singers, trombone, fiddle and piano, followed by refreshments. All ages. Sat., Aug. 23, 2-3:30 p.m., $5. http://redbarn-theater.angelfire.com THE ST. ANDREW’S BACH SOCIETY PRESENTS “THE FOUR SEASONS” BALLET UA Stevie Eller Dance Theatre. 1737 E. University Blvd. 621-4698. The St. Andrews Bach Society teams up with Lumie award winning Artifact Dance Project and TSO Concertmaster Lauren Roth to present a brand new full length ballet set to Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons.” Sat., Aug. 23, 7:30-9 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 24, 2-3:30 p.m., $18 General, $10 Student. 808-2122. http:// www.standrewsbach.org VANSGUARD & ISRAFEL AWAKENED Sea of Glass Center for the Arts. 330 E. Seventh St. 398-2542. Two socially and environmentally-conscious, activist Global Change Music bands whose original songs reflect their vision of a better future. Highpowered rhythms and rock-solid instrumentation. Sat., Aug. 23, 7:30 p.m., Ages 18 & older $13 advance, $18 day of show (reduced rates for youth). theseaofglass.org

4(%!4%2 OPENING THIS WEEK MUSICAL MAYHEM CABARET: COMPRESSED BROADWAY Unscrewed Theater. 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 8612986. The comedic nutjobs of Musical Mayhem Cabaret return with five entire Broadway shows compressed into two hours of utter hilarity filled with vocally mesmerizing moments. It’s under rehearsed and over dramatic, with adult language. Sun., Aug. 24, 7-9 p.m., $7 cash, small surcharge with credit/debit cards. 304-2007. http:// www.musicalmayhemcabaret.weebly.com OPEN AUDITIONS FOR PIQUANT PLAYS PRODUCTION OF THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD Unscrewed Theater. 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 8612986. Open auditions for Piquant Plays Production of The Funniest Joke in the World. Casting: one male and female in 20s; two males 40 and older; one male 20-30. Production dates: May 25- June 14. Sat., Aug. 23, 9-11 a.m. and Tue., Aug. 26, 7-9 p.m. 297-3317.

writers. Thu., Aug. 21, 7-8 p.m., Free. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com/event/april-17th-flash-poetry LUNCHTIME LITERATURE – MAIN LIBRARY BOOK CLUB Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. This month’s reading selection is Mudwoman by Joyce Carol Oates. Pick up a copy of this month’s book at the first floor information desk of the Joel D. Valdez Main Library. Thu., Aug. 21, 12-1 p.m., Free. 7914010. http://www.library.pima.gov

30%#)!, %6%.43 50TH ANNIVERSARY LOS CHANGUITOS FEOS REUNION AND CONCERT FESTIVAL Tucson Music Hall. 210 S. Church Ave. 791-4101. Mariachi group Los Changuitos Feos is celebrating their 50th Anniversary with a concert. Alumni Mariachi Cobre will be headlining; other alumni special guests will also perform. Sat., Aug. 23, 7 p.m., $25, $45, $75. 8834246. http://loschanguitosfeos.org 6TH ANNUAL PINS FOR PALS BOWLING EVENT Fiesta Lanes. 501 W. River Road. Bowl and provide vital funding for TRAK Tucson, an organization that provides therapy for children through animal interaction. Sat., Aug. 23, 2-5 p.m., $30 Individual Fun Bowling, $40 Individual Competitive Bowling, $150 Team Competitive Bowling. 591-1205. http://pinsforpals.eventbrite.com OWL & PANTHER OPEN HOUSE First Christian Church. 740 E. Speedway Blvd. 6248695. Owl & Panther, Tucson’s refugee expressive arts project, invites you to an open house to celebrate our new leadership and offices with music, food and fun. With Abigail Hungwe joining management, a refugee participant will assume a leadership role for the first time in our 19-year history. Sat., Aug. 23, 5-7 p.m., Free. PRICKLY PEAR FESTIVAL Holiday Inn. 4550 S. Palo Verde Road. 746-1161. Nonprofit helping visually impaired fundraiser. Prickly pear food, beer, margaritas, demonstrations, crafts, vendors, kids corner with fingerprinting, facepainting, dogs and cats, crafts, braille. Sat., Aug. 23, 12-6 p.m., Free. 235-4221. http://pricklypearfestival.org SUMMER INDOOR FINE ART FESTIVAL Hilton El Conquistador Resort. 10000 N. Oracle Road. Oro Valley. 544-5000. The Hilton Indoor Summer Fine Art Festival features up to 50 fine artists from around the region as well as live strolling performances. Festivalgoers can enjoy acoustic violin, jazz and bluegrass among handcrafted artisan displays. Sat., Aug. 23, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free.

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CANDIDATES FORUM: TUCSON UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT GOVERNING BOARD St. Mark’s Presbyterian Church. 3809 E. Third St. 3251001. Each candidate will answer questions about how to improve the quality of schools, especially in low socio-economic neighborhoods. Wed., Aug. 27, 6:308:30 p.m., Free. 325-2485.

THE GREAT AMERICAN PLAYHOUSE The Great American Playhouse. 13005 N. Oracle Road. 512-5145. Naomi and Michelle’s High School History Project runs through Saturday, Aug. 30. Showtimes are 7 p.m., Thursday; 6 and 8:30 p.m., Friday; 3 and 6 p.m., Saturday; and 3 p.m., Sunday; $17.95, $7.95 for children ages 12 and younger, $15.95 for students, seniors and active military. Visit greatamericanplayhouse.com for reservations and more information.

FRIENDS OF TUCSON’S BIRTHPLACE TUCSON’S BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST Mercado San Agustín. 100 S. Avenida del Convento. 461-1110, ext. 8. Friends of Tucson’s Birthplace – Mission Garden is holding its annual, traditional Mexican breakfast in honor of Tucson’s 239th birthday. Held in the courtyard. Sun., Aug. 24, 7-10 a.m., $25 in advance. $30 at door. Children under 5 free. Ages 5 to 10: $10. 777-9270. http://www.tucsonsbirthplace.org

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HIGHER GROUND “GOING HIGHER DINNER” Desert Diamond Casino Monsoon Nightclub. 7350 S. Nogales Highway. 294-7777. Higher Ground Annual Fundraising Dinner. Higher Ground’s mission is to reach, transform, and elevate students’ academic success and positive identity to build leaders in the community. Fri., Aug. 22, 7-9 p.m., $500 per table, $60 per person. 622-1425. http://higherground.me

DANCING WITH PARKINSON’S Animas Center. 5575 E. River Road, Suite 121 9890766. A dance class designed for individuals with Parkinson’s Disease. Spouses, friends, caregivers invited. Wed., Aug. 27, 2:30-4 p.m., Free, donations accepted. http://www.evolvedance.org TWILIGHT MILONGA TANGO SOCIAL Monterey Court Studio Galleries and Café. 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429. Learn Argentine Tango or just come to enjoy the music, food and libations. Hosted by Hana Ripp. Fourth Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9:30 p.m., $10 suggested for lessons. 520 207 2429. http:// www.montereycourtaz.com stage@montereycourtaz.com

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LEGEND OF THE MASKED MARSHAL - WILD WEST STUNT SHOW Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. The Pinnacle Peak Pistoleros’ new show. Join the Masked Marshal as he rides once again to rid the town of unsavory scoundrels, and rescues the damsel in distress ... or does he? Shows every Thurs-Sun at 7 and 8 p.m. with an additional 9 p.m. show on Friday and Saturday. Thursdays-Sundays, $4 per person; free 3 and younger but not recommended). 398-5618. http://www. wildweststuntshow.com/ jerry@wildweststuntshow.com

FLASH FICTION & POETRY OPEN MIC Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. Flash Fiction and Poetry night is all about local poets and writers getting together and reading their poetry or short prose. Not a writer? Come anyway and listen to the

NIGHT AT THE INTERNATIONAL WILDLIFE MUSEUM International Wildlife Museum. 4800 W. Gates Pass Road. 629-0100. When the lights go out and the doors close at the International Wildlife Museum, everything seems to come to life. Bring your flashlights for a night

of fun in the dark. Sat., Aug. 23, 6-8 p.m., Included with regular museum admission. http://www.thewildlifemuseum.org amya@thewildlifemuseum.org NIGHT WINGS Pima Air and Space Museum. 6000 E. Valencia Road. 574-0462. Explore Pima Air & Space Museum during the cool summer evenings. Experience more than four football fields of indoor planes and exhibits, more than 150 outdoor aircraft, great kids’ activity stations, fun science and prizes. Flight Grill will be open for dinner. Sat., Aug. 23, 5-9 p.m., $10 evening admission, free kids 12 and younger. 618-4805. TUCSON’S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION Southern Arizona Transportation Museum. 414 N. Toole Ave. 623-2223. Celebrate Tucson’s 239th birthday. Stop in the museum; look at the mile-long trains; listen to the proclamation by Mayor Rothschild and music by the Southern Comfort Band while enjoying birthday cake. View the artwork in the Amtrak lobby. Sat., Aug. 23, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Free. http://www. TucsonHistoricDepot.org

&),CINEMA LA PLACITA: AUGUST Cinema La Placita. La Placita Village, Broadway Boulevard and Church Avenue. 326-5282. Showing classic movies outdoor in downtown Tucson, May through August. August schedule is: 8/21 Stripes (1981). 8/28 Duck Soup (1933). 7:30 p.m., $3 per person includes popcorn! www.cinemalaplacita.com MOCA MOVIE NIGHT: MAN WITH A MOVIE CAMERA MOCA. 265 S. Church Ave. 624-5019. Bike in with the whole family, bring a picnic dinner and enjoy a free screening of “Man with a Movie Camera” in MOCA’s Great Hall. Sat., Aug. 23, Free. 520.624.5019. http:// www.moca-tucson.org/event/moca-movie-night-man-witha-movie-camera/ THESE BIRDS WALK Sea of Glass Center for the Arts. 330 E. Seventh St. 398-2542. Simultaneously heart-wrenching and lifeaffirming, These Birds Walk documents the struggles of the wayward street children of Pakistan and the samaritans looking out for them in this ethereal and inspirational story of resilience. Fri., Aug. 22, 7:30 p.m., $5 advance, $10 day of show. http://theseaofglass.org

(%!,4( 10TH ANNUAL NATIVE AMERICAN FAMILY WELLNESS DAY Pascua Yaqui Wellness Center. 5303 W. Calle Torim. 879-6203. Just Move It 5K Run/Walk. Keynote Speakers: Jacob Santino Vega (Tohono O’odham) Promising Young Athlete; Alvina Begay (Navajo), Professional Runner; and Jude Schimmel (Umatilla), Inspiring Athlete and Scholar with parents Rick and Ceci Schimmel. Wellness activities for youth, adults and elders. Physical activity, interactive health booths, free lunch and raffle prizes. Sat., Aug. 23, 7 a.m.-3 p.m., free. https://www.facebook.com/ events/679879885414158/ FREE ACUPUNCTURE 4 Branches Community Acupuncture. 7735 E. Broadway Blvd. 609-9899. New clients only. Appointments preferred; walk-ins welcome. Call 5510451 or 609-9899 for info. 4 Branches Acupuncture is located at the corner of Broadway and Pantano. Sun., Aug. 17, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free. http://www.4branchesacupuncture.com LIVING WITH ALZHEIMER’S: FOR CAREGIVERS Pima Council on Aging. 8467 E. Broadway Blvd. 7907262. The diagnosis of Alzheimer’s disease is lifechanging and leads to many questions. This is an interactive three-part program to help you through this chapter of your life. Tue., Aug. 26, 12-1:30 p.m., Free. PERSPECTIVES IN ALZHEIMER’S: FILM & DISCUSSION. MOMENTUM IN SCIENCE – PART II El Dorado Campus Senior Services. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 324-1960. This two-part film presents the research efforts of many scientists working independently and collaboratively to uncover the causes of Alzheimer’s and to ultimately treat and prevent it. Topics include: Alzheimer’s basics; brain imaging; genetics; participating in research; relationship to other processes and diseases; role of lifestyle. (67 min) Tue., Aug. 26, 1:30-3:30 p.m., Free. REDUCING STRESS: HOW TO FEEL HAPPIER AND INCREASE WELL-BEING Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Workshop designed for people experiencing high stress, low energy, and/or burnout. Attendees will walk away with concrete strategies for creating immediate and lasting positive changes in their personal and professional lives. Learn how to be happier, calmer and have more energy. Sat., Aug. 23, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m., Free and open to the public. 282-4200. http://creativewellbeingworkshops.com

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Thu., Aug. 21, 6-8 p.m., $17/$12 members. 3269686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/education/adultclasses-trips/;education3@tucsonbotanical.org HIGH HOLY DAYS ADULT EDUCATION CLASS Congregation Anshei Israel. 5550 E. Fifth St. 7455550. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Looking Forward, Looking Back: How to Make the New Year â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Newâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? with Rabbi Dr. Howard Schwartz presenting Teshuvah, Maimonides and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Meâ&#x20AC;? and Rabbi Robert Eisen presenting Six Things Worth Remembering From Years Gone By. Reservations required by Aug. 25. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Continues through Sept. 10, 3-week series $18 plus food donation for the Community Food Bank. Please bring item(s) to class. https://caiaz.wufoo.com/forms/high-holy-days2014-adult-education-kollel-class HOW TO DEAL WITH DIFFICULT PEOPLE ALAS. 6510 E. 22nd St. 885-0575. Dealing with difficult people takes practice. Learn strategies to deal with difficult people. Sun., Aug. 24, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Free. http://www.alaslifecoaching.com; sepulvedart@gma THE TUCSON JEWISH COMMUNITY: ITS CHALLENGES AND OPPORTUNITIES Congregation Anshei Israel. 5550 E. Fifth St. 7455550. Congregation Anshei Israelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club welcomes guest speaker Stuart Mellan, president of the Jewish Federation of Southern Arizona. He presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Tucson Jewish Community: Its Challenges and Opportunities.â&#x20AC;? Includes breakfast buffet. Sun., Aug. 24, 9:30-11 a.m., No charge for Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club members; guests $4. marsher18@gmail.com

30)2)45!,)49 EVENTS THIS WEEK HELP AND HEALING ON THE SPIRITUAL PATH THROUGH THE TEACHINGS OF BRUNO GROENING UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. Experience a simple, natural spiritual healing technique based on the teachings of German healer Bruno Groening and meet new friends. Sat., Aug. 23, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Sept. 13, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Oct. 4, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Oct. 25, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Nov. 15, 3-4:30 p.m., Sat., Dec. 6, 3-4:30 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 27, 3-4:30 p.m., free. 9044801. http://bruno-groening.org/english.

UPCOMING OBJECT OF BEAUTY MEDITATION Yoga Connection. 3929 E. Pima St. 323-1222. The Object of Beauty meditation is a classic meditation, simple and powerful, particularly useful in times of social and personal unrest. Draw ever greater equanimity, serenity, and a deepening of compassion for yourself and your world. This technique creates a feeling of contentment improving your mental/emotional/physical state of being. Sun., Aug. 31, 9-9:45 a.m., by Donation. www.yogaconnection.org; yoga@yogaconnection.org PSYCHIC FAIR Church of Mankind. 1231 S. Van Buren Ave. 7907374. Variety of readings offered: Spiritual One on One, Crystal ball, Abstract Art, Psychometry, Sea shells, Tarot Cards, Sparkle and Tea Readings. Call 461-2910 or 790-7374 for info. All proceeds go to the church. Sun., Aug. 31, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Free Entrance, $20 tax deducitble donation per 15 minute reading. ChurchofMankind@msn.com

30/243 OUT OF TOWN FREE TENNIS: MIXED OR WOMEN DOUBLES North Ranch. Cactus Canyon Pass. Oro Valley. 3252212. Looking for good intermediate tennis players for free mixed or women doubles in the northwest. Matches on Monday, Thursday and Friday at 7 a.m. (in summer). Mondays, Thursdays, Fridays.

3500/24 '2/503 EVENTS THIS WEEK ALZHEIMERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CAREGIVERS SUPPORT GROUP El Dorado Campus Senior Services. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 324-1960. This ongoing group meets in the classroom and is open to all. First Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. and Third Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. TUCSONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BBW MEETUP Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. A group for Tucsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Big Beautiful Women (and the people who love them). Join us for coffee and conversation, snacks and support, atmosphere and awesomeness. Not a dating group. Fourth Saturday of every month, 10-11 a.m., free.

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DRAGONS AND DAMSELS AT AGUA CALIENTE PARK Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Come explore the amazing world of dragonflies and damselflies at Agua Caliente Park. Join naturalist Jeff Babson for a close-up look at these incredible insects and learn about their identification, biology and conservation. Tue., Aug. 26, 8-10 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr LIZARDS OF AGUA CALIENTE PARK Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Search for whiptail, spiny, ornate tree, and other lizards that roam Agua Caliente Park. Binoculars are available for use or bring your own. Fri., Aug. 8, 7:30-9 a.m. and Fri., Aug. 22, 7:30-9 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr MT. LEMMON WILDFLOWER HIKE Mount Lemmon Community Center. 12949 N. Sabino Canyon Parkway. 877-6000. Join Pima County botanist Meg Quinn for a three-mile hike on a cool mountain trail to seek out summer wildflowers. Ages 12 and older. Reservations required. Wed., Aug. 27, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., free; 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr NATURE NIGHT: BATS AND BUGS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Discover the fascinating lives of nocturnal insects and bats. Look and listen for bats as they emerge to forage, and use backlights to attract night-flying insects. Get a close look at bats while Arizona Game and Fish Department wildlife biologists catch and release bats as part of an ongoing study. Sat., Aug. 23, 7-9 p.m., Free, donations accepted.. 615-7855. http:// www.pima.gov/nrpr OUTDOOR FAMILY DAY: BLACK BEARS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Explore the natural history of black bears and cover the â&#x20AC;&#x153;what to doâ&#x20AC;? if you encounter a black bear in nature. Examine a bear skull, pelt, and tracks to safely get up close to these large mammals. Complete a take-home bear craft. Families with children ages 5-12. Sat., Aug. 23, 9-11:30 a.m., free. 6157855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr

SONORAN DESERT WEEDWACKERS Tucson Mountain Park. 2020 N. Kinney Road. 8776000. Join the Sonoran Desert Weedwackers to eradicate buffelgrass and fountain grass in Tucson Mountain Park. Work may require hiking and pulling buffelgrass on steep slopes. Meeting locations change frequently. Ages 12 and older. Reservations required. Wed., Aug. 27, 6-9 a.m., free; 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr

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