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FORMS OF PAYMENT

RESTAURANT LOCATION

V Visa MC Mastercard AMEX American Express DIS Discover DC Diner’s Club Checks local checks with guarantee card and ID only

C Central North to River Road, east to Alvernon Way, west to

Granada Avenue downtown, and south to 22nd Street.

NW Northwest North of River Road, west of Campbell Avenue.

NE Northeast North of River Road, east of Campbell Avenue.

E East East of Alvernon Way, south of River Road.

S South South of 22nd Street.

TYPE OF SERVICE

W West West of Granada Avenue, south of River Road.

Counter Quick or fast-food service, usually includes take-out.

Diner Minimal table service.

CafĂŠ Your server is most likely working solo.

Bistro Professional servers, with assistants bussing tables.

Full Cover Multiple servers, with the table likely well set.

Full Bar Separate bar space for drinks before and after dinner.

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KENNEY D’S S 8060 E. 22nd St., No. 100. 722-8900. Open daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. If you’re in the mood for some true Chicago-style food, Kenney D’s is the place to stop. The Italian beef can’t be beat—it’s tender, flavorful and incredibly tasty; and the Chicago dog gives Luke’s a run for its money (maybe because the owners are father and son?). The dÊcor isn’t much to look at but the portions are huge, the food is hot and everything is inexpensive. Fries aren’t included with sandwiches but they’re definitely worth the extra few bucks. (4-18-13) $ THE LODGE SASQUATCH KITCHEN NW 7625 N. La Cholla Blvd. 219-8528. Open daily 11 a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Lodge Sasquatch Kitchen has the look and feel of a hunting/fishing/ski lodge, and a great ambiance for a fun meal. Burgers and sandwiches dominate the menu but gourmet takes on tasty comfort foods are available, including buffalo meatloaf, prime rib and fried walleye (which you definitely shouldn’t miss). Service is friendly and there’s a large drink selection. And don’t miss trying one of the very, very tasty desserts. (4-4-13) $$ MAYS COUNTER CHICKEN AND WAFFLES

C 2945 E. Speedway Blvd. 327-2421. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/ Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Mays Counter offers Southern-style eats in a spot that could be described as collegiate sports-bar chic. The fried chicken is juicy, fresh and about 1,000 times better than the stuff you’ll get at a chain joint. The service is friendly; the prices are reasonable; and the waffle skins starter is one of the tastiest appetizers around. (12-23-10) $-$$$ MOTHER HUBBARD’S CAFE C 14 W. Grant Road. 623-7976. Open daily 6 a.m.-2 p.m. Summer hours: Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. Diner/ No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This old-school Tucson joint is still serving inexpensive and tasty breakfasts and lunches—now with a few new twists, including a series of dishes centered on chiles. The tasty corned beef on reuben (Cactus Jack) is brined in-house, and the corn bread waffle is a treat you should not miss. (6-30-11) $ OMAR’S HI-WAY CHEF RESTAURANT S Triple T Truck Stop, 5451 E. Benson Highway.

574-0961. Open 24 hours. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Tucson Truck Terminal, affectionately known as the Triple T, has been around since the ‘50’s.

While you can get all sorts of services here, including having your truck washed, we’re here for the food.

Omar’s is the place to go for big breakfasts, bottomless coffee and friendly service – all at reasonable prices.

Breakfast runs the range from biscuits and gravy to the Big Omar with enchiladas, shredded beef, eggs, refried beans, tortillas, your choice of potatoes and salsa.

Dinners include all the usual suspects and also entrÊes such as rainbow trout and lasagna. Save some room for one of Omar’s world famous deep dish pies; they’re big enough for two or three. (6-6-13) $-$$ PLAYGROUND BAR AND LOUNGE C 278 E. Congress St. 396-3691. Open Monday-Friday 4 p.m.-2 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-2 a.m.

Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. A nightclub and bar first, Playground has an excellent selection of upscale bar food that’s definitely meant to be shared, if you can bear to do so. Don’t miss the meatballs in “angry sauce.â€? (10-17-13) $-$$ PREP & PASTRY C 3073 N. Campbell Ave. 326-7737. Open MondayFriday 7 a.m.-3 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 8 a.m.-4 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Prep & Pastry, affectionately called P&P, brings fresh flavors and a fun vibe to the eateries that line Campbell Avenue. Offerings are interesting takes on comfort food.

The duck hash, for example, could change the minds of those who think duck is too greasy. The soups reach levels of heavenly bliss. And with sandwiches like the “Dip,� even your crabby Uncle Moe will like it here. A

word on the pastries: Yum! The scones are just what scones should be and the cookies are almost better than homemade. (4-10-14) $-$$ PROPER C 300 E. Congress St. 396-3357. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-midnight; Saturday and Sunday 9 a.m.midnight CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Proper has a great metro, hip, chic feel to it and a menu to match.

Creative, upscale, comfort cuisine takes center stage, with items like pork belly sliders and shrimp and grits with pancetta and sage butter. The focus is on locally sourced, sustainable ingredients, which encompasses the excellent beer and wine selection as well. Service is friendly and prompt for the most part. (8-22-13) $$ SAWMILL RUN NE 12976 N. Sabino Canyon Parkway. 576-9147.

Open Tuesday-Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. CafÊ/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Sawmill Run is a welcome addition to Summerhaven’s limited culinary scene. There’s a wide array of smoked and barbecued meats. The food is tasty, and the service is friendly. Oh, and the pie?

Divine. (7-19-12) $$-$$$ THE STATION PUB AND GRILL

NW 8235 N. Silverbell Road, No. 105. 789-7040.

Open Sunday-Thursday noon-midnight; Friday and Saturday noon-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Station Pub and Grill is a friendly neighborhood restaurant with inexpensive pints, large portions, good food and quick service. With almost a dozen TVs scattered throughout the restaurant, there isn’t a bad seat in the house for taking in the game. The inviting ambiance makes you feel comfortable whether you’re grabbing a brew with friends or dinner with the kids. A great addition to the northwest side. (10-11-12) $$ UNION PUBLIC HOUSE

C 4340 N. Campbell Ave., No. 103. 329-8575. Open

Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Union Public House offers a fun, hip atmosphere, with lots of TVs turned to sports and patio views of lovely St. Philip’s Plaza. Some of the food is brilliant, particularly the pub chips (with pork belly!) and the oh-so-good pot pie.

(4-12-12) $$-$$$$ WILD GARLIC GRILL C 2530 N. First Ave. 206-0017. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chef Steve Shultz is back at it. This time he’s taken over a former drive-in, cranked up the grill and added a healthy dose of garlic to his smallbut interesting menu. Starters range from yummy grilled garlic shrimp in a rich beurre blanc to a Gilroy garlic cheese fondue. There is plenty of seafood on the menu—all done nicely. Steaks and pasta are available as well an an assortment of poultry dishes.

Lunch includes the requisite burger. Desserts are few.

Casual, reasonably priced and totally Steve Shultz, this tiny spot has plenty of fans. (3-21-13) $$ WILDFLOWER NW 7037 N. Oracle Road. 219-4230. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This gem of a restaurant has been at the forefront of the Tucson dining scene since it opened in 1998. Serving American Cuisine in high style, Wildflower is one of those places that you take out-of-town friends or just enjoy by yourself because you know you won’t be disappointed. There’s always a fresh fish special and the pastas stand out. Wine choices are plentiful and smart.

Don’t leave without trying one of the fab desserts.

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CATALINA BARBEQUE CO. AND SPORTS BAR W 3645 W. Starr Pass Blvd. 670-0444. Open daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. This is dressed-up, competition-style barbecue, with plenty of tender pork, ribs and beef, prepared in a number of ways. The pulled-pork sandwich is fabulous, and the brisket burnt ends will please. The Catalina wings are smoked before being fried, and the sides are terrific.

This restaurant isn’t located in the main JW Marriott Starr Pass Resort and Spa; it’s at the clubhouse at the Starr Pass Golf Club. (4-15-10) $$$ THE ORIGINAL MR. K’S BBQ

S 6302 S. Park Ave. 792-9484. Open Tuesday-

Saturday 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol.

AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Through a move and the departure of some family members to start a competing restaurant, the Original Mr. K’s has kept on serving some of the area’s best barbecue. The sweet, peppery sauce is the key, as it elevates the tender meats on which it is

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MONSOONS TAP & GRILL NW 6781 N. Thornydale Road. 219-0301. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. People on the northwest side have a great place to enjoy some of the best beers the state of Arizona has to offer. And because folks don’t live by beer alone, there’s plenty of pub grub to enjoy. The nachos are immense and the chili rocks. There’s something for everyone at this family-friendly spot. And the patio looks like a great place to seek relief from the daily grind. (1-16-14) $-$$ NOBLE HOPS GASTROPUB

NW 1335 W. Lambert Lane. 797-4677. Open Sunday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Noble Hops Gastropub is bringing beer to Oro Valley with class. A plethora of gourmet entrées, presented without pretention, will entice your palate, and the selection of more than 100 beers will keep you coming back to try something new. The view from the patio is spectacular, and the chic, modern décor makes Noble Hops a perfect place for a cozy romantic evening, or a fun spot to meet up with friends. (9-1-11) $$-$$$ THUNDER CANYON BREWERY

C 220 E. Broadway Blvd. 396-3480. Open daily 11

a.m.-2 a.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd. (797-2652). Thunder Canyon Brewery’s new downtown location brings another local eatery and drinking establishment to the growing downtown dining scene. With four dozen or so beers on tap, a dozen of which are house-brewed, it has one of the better beer selections in Tucson. The menu is mostly standard pub fare, with lots of sandwiches, burgers, salads and wraps. Highlights are the TCB dip, the brewhouse pretzels (get the TCB dip instead of the cheese dip) and the mac and cheese, which is chock-full of thick bacon and grilled chicken chunks. (05-30-13) $$

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HIBACHI SUPER BUFFET C 4629 E. Speedway Blvd. 326-0000. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Buffet. Beer, Wine and Sake. MC, V. This buffet touts multi-regional cuisine, including Chinese, Japanese, Italian, Mexican and American. There are 11 buffet lines, each featuring from six to 10 dishes. A hibachi grill, a sushi station and an ice cream bar are also available. The restaurant seating capacity is huge, while also clean and bright. If you want a lot of food for an inexpensive price, this is your place. (11-29-12) $-$$

MONKEY BURGER E 5350 E. Broadway Blvd., Suite 128. 514-9797.

Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. Counter/ Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This joint nicely fills the burger niche between low (fast food) and high (ZinBurger), offering up delicious, cooked-to-order burgers with a variety of tasty toppings. The employees are friendly, and the whimsical mural is worth checking out.

Don’t miss waffle-cut sweet-potato fries, either. (3-1110) $-$$ MUTTS PREMIUM HOT DOGS & SAUSAGES C 806 E. University Blvd. 529-7277. Open daily 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Diner/No Alcohol. MC, V. Mutts’ menu features the usual staples (Chicago dogs, Polish sausages, chili dogs, Sonoran-style hot dogs) alongside dogs topped more esoterically, with items including Buffalo sauce, strawberry jam and Tzatziki. Mutts uses Usinger’s Sausage from Wisconsin. We didn’t find a bad dog in the bunch. Mutts also has an all-day breakfast

GOURMET GIRLS GLUTEN-FREE BAKERY/BISTRO NW 5845 N. Oracle Road. 408-9000. Open TuesdaySunday 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This tiny bakery and bistro is a godsend for folks with gluten issues. In the bakery, you’ll find muffins, cupcakes, breads, pizza shells, bread crumbs, crostini, cakes, pies—you name it. The bistro menu includes fresh salads, homemade soups, sandwiches and breakfast items. Breakfast and lunch are served all day.

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47 SCOTT C 47 N. Scott Ave. 624-4747. Monday-Friday 4-10 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Offering a variety of comfort food with a bistro twist—think macaroni and cheese, grilled-cheese sandwiches, burgers and more—and an affordable, diverse wine list, 47 Scott is a great place for a casual dinner before a show. The ingredients are fresh, and the food is expertly prepared. However, if you’re going for lunch, be sure you have a little extra time. (10-14-10) $-$$ BAJA CAFÉ E 7002 E. Broadway Blvd. 495-4772. Open daily 6 a.m.-2 p.m. Diner/No Alcohol. MC, V. Baja Café is a soon-to-be discovered hidden Eastside gem, serving up breakfast classics with a Sonoran twist (green chile benedict, anyone?) and standard sandwich/burger lunch fare, with the addition of some taco and quesadilla selections. The décor is kitschy and cute, and the service is friendly. This little breakfast-and-lunch neighborhood dive has fresh, hot food, though don’t expect to be in and out in a flash. (7-10-14) $ CAFÉ MARCEL C 344 N. Fourth Ave. 623-3700. Open daily 8 a.m.5 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The crepes at Café Marcel are simply amazing. With both sweet and savory crepes on the menu, as well as croissants, it’s worth trying as many as possible. The savory crepes, served with an herb cream sauce, are definitely not to be missed. Prices are reasonable, and the service is friendly. Café Marcel also offers a variety of organic coffees and specialty teas. (8-2-12) $ LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR C 201 N. Court Ave. 622-0351. Open Monday 11 a.m.3 p.m.; Tuesday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Wednesday-Friday 11 a.m.- 2 a.m.; Saturday 10 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. With creative fare that’s actually good for you, a little history and some unique, nifty shopping, La Cocina offers a most wonderful experience. Vegans, vegetarians and those with gluten issues have a full array of goodies.

The world is the inspiration here. The courtyard is lovely; the cantina is funky and fun. And there’s brunch on weekends. (2-10-11) $-$$ THE CORONET C 402 E. Ninth St. 222-9889. Open Tuesday and Wednesday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 8 a.m.10 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Café/Full Bar. MC, V. If you’re looking for something fun and different and delicious than head on over to The Coronet. Chic and quirky is the best way to describe the offerings here. Really, where else can you find meaty sardines as a starter?

Baked eggs at breakfast take away some of the guilt, as do the various plates designed for sharing. Sides are plentiful (we like the minted peas). The entrées, though few, are interesting. The cocktail menu is as hip as the food. (7-3-14) $$-$$$ THE CUP CAFÉ C 311 E. Congress St. 798-1618. Open SundayThursday 7 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 7 a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The Cup Café, in the historic Hotel Congress, is part of a longstanding Tucson tradition and definitely should not be overlooked. The food is prepared with care and precision, and the flavors are balanced and delicious. Don’t forget dessert from the rotating case of tantalizing, and ever-changing, sweets. Reservations are strongly recommended and are definitely needed for a weekend breakfast/brunch. (2-14-13) $$ DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING C 533 N. Fourth Ave. 884-9289. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Saturday 9 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sunday 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/ Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. They’ve got to be doing something right at this Fourth Avenue stalwart. This hip café has been around for 40 years and its popularity hasn’t faded thanks to fresh salads with homemade dressing, hearty soups and sandwiches (we loved the French dip) and entrées that are both retro and modern. The pasta dishes are well executed, too. And the desserts, made in house, are outstanding. (12-19-13) $$ FEAST C 3719 E. Speedway Blvd. 326-9363. Open TuesdaySunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chef Doug Levy takes usual ingredients and creates unusual, innovative and delectable fare.

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Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This tiny spot in St. Philip’s Plaza will please those who appreciate fresh ingredients and a healthy spin on their food. The menu is small and many of the sandwiches are also available as salads. There is a daily soup and a small assortment of baked goods, plus smoothies and great coffee. Breakfast is big draw, especially on weekends, when the house specialty of stuffed French toast is served. (3-7-13) $-$$ MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ C 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429. Open TuesdayFriday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Monterey Court Café is one big step in the right direction toward reclaiming the glitz and glamour of the 1930s and ’40s in the Miracle Mile neighborhood. Built as a motel in 1938, Monterey Court is now a collection of galleries and artisan shops. The café is a wonderful addition, serving fresh, delicious food and local brews at affordable prices. Service is warm and friendly.

Definitely try the guacamole. (9-20-12) $-$$ THE SCENTED LEAF TEA HOUSE AND LOUNGE C 943 E. University Blvd., No. 165 624-2930. Open Monday-Saturday 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tiny and chic, this university-area spot defies the notion that tearooms need to be stuffy and boring. Considering the long list of varieties, tea-lovers will certainly find something to their liking. Teas are available freshly brewed, both hot and iced. There’s a daily, house-made soup as well as a nice assortment of desserts (mostly pies and cheesecakes). (11-22-12) $

WILKO C 943 E. University Blvd. 792-6684. Open MondaySaturday 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/ Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. This gastropub is a wonderful addition to the university area; in fact, it’s a plus for the entire city. Artisan cheeses and meats are a big part of the menu. The Sonoran hot dog becomes the Sonoran bratwurst, locally made and topped with guindilla relish.

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SOUTHWEST DESERT DOGS E 5214 E. Pima St. Open Monday-Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. This tiny place is one of Tucson’s better hot dog joints, offering wieners with fixings in the styles of Chicago, Coney Island, New York, “Texas BBQ” and, of course, Sonora. The bratwurst is delicious, and the odd charm of the place— with three indoor tables and a patio just off of busy Pima Street—is undeniable. (5-19-11) $

VIV’S CAFE E 8987 E. Tanque Verde Road. 760-8622. Open Monday-Saturday 6 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Sunday 6 a.m.-noon Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Look up the word diner in the dictionary and there could very well be a picture of Viv’s Cafe next to the definition. The food is simple; the vibe is friendly; and if you go often enough all the servers will know you by name. Breakfast is big here with a hard-to-pass-up special on the menu. Coffee is endless. Burgers and sandwiches dominate the lunch menu. And while desserts are in short supply, you won’t walk away hungry. (8-15-13) $

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LIVE MUSIC

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2617 N 1ST AVE • 622-9202 KARAOKE EVERY SUN & WED NIGHT

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191 TOOLE 191 E. Toole Ave. ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE 2905 E. Skyline Drive, No. 168. 682-9740.

AVA: ANSELMO VALENCIA TORI AMPHITHEATER Casino del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 344-9435.

BANANAS BAR AND GRILL 1310 S. Alvernon Way. 777-4968.

THE BASHFUL BANDIT 3686 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-8996.

BODEGA KITCHEN & WINE 4340 N. Campbell Ave., Suite 164. 3951025.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE 3306 N. First Ave. 690-0991.

BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY 119 E. Toole Ave. 2618773.

BRATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAR & GRILL 5975 W. Western Way Circle. 578-0341.

BRODIEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TAVERN 2449 N. Stone Ave. 622-0447.

CACTUS BOWL 3665 S. 16th Ave. 327-6561.

CHICAGO BAR 5954 E. Speedway Blvd. 748-8169. chicagobartucson.com CLUB CONGRESS 311 E. Congress St. 622-8848.

LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR 201 N. Court Ave. 622-0351. lacocinatucson.com COW PALACE 28802 S. Nogales Highway. Amado. (520) 398-8000.

COW PONY BAR AND GRILL 6510 E. Tanque Verde Road. 7212781.

DANTEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FIRE 2526 E. Grant Road. 382-9255. dantesfireaz.com DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING 533 N. Fourth Ave. 884-9289.

DESERT DIAMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB 7350 S. Nogales Highway. 294-7777. ddcaz.com ELLIOTTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ON CONGRESS 135 E. Congress St. 622-5500. www.

FINIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LANDING 5689 N. Swan Road. 299-1010.

THE FLYCATCHER 340 E. Sixth St. 798-1298.

THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL 6910 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4302.

THE HUT 305 N. Fourth Ave. 6233200. huttucson.com IRISH PUB 9155 E. Tanque Verde Road. 749-2299.

JW MARRIOTT STARR PASS RESORT AND SPA 3800 W. Starr Pass Blvd. 792-3500.

KIEF-JOSHUA VINEYARDS 370 Elgin Road. Elgin. (520) 455-5582.

MAVERICK 6622 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-0430.

MISS SAIGON 1072 N. Campbell Ave. 320-9511.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429.

NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM 3850 E. 44th St. 7459175.

OLD FATHER INN 4080 W. Ina Road. Marana. 744-1200.

OUTLAW SALOON 1302 W. Roger Road. 888-3910.

PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Casino Del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia Road. (800) 344-9435.

THE PARISH 6453 N. Oracle Road. 797-1233.

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191 TOOLE Ceremony, Nothing, Coathangers. 7 p.m.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Ed DeLucia Band. 7 p.m., free.

BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Andy See & His Swinging Jamboree. 6 p.m.

CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet. 10 p.m., $5.

CLUB CONGRESS Des Ark, Mellow Bellow. 7 p.m., free.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; Hans York 7 p.m.-10 p.m., $5 suggested.

PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE The Crue (Motley Crue tribute). 8 p.m.

SAKURA Jay Faircloth. 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., No cover.

TAP & BOTTLE Carlos Arzate. 8:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m.

UNPLUGGED TUCSON Tony Frank Trio and friends 9 p.m., free.

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BODEGA KITCHEN & WINE Naim Amor 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Angel Diamond and the Blues Disciples 8:30 p.m., $5.

BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Tommy Tucker 6 p.m.

CLUB CONGRESS Tom Walbank (on the plaza) 7 p.m., free.

CLUB CONGRESS North, Territory, Anakim, Chamber 9 p.m., free.

CLUB XS Latin Lovers Salsa Fridays 9 p.m.- 2am, $7 till 10 p.m., $10 after.

LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30 p.m.

COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn 6 p.m.- 9 p.m.

DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Leila Lopez 7 p.m.

FINIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LANDING Jim Howell and Loren Dircks 8 p.m.

THE FLYCATCHER Zepparella 9 p.m., $13-15.

THE FLYCATCHER Keli Carpenter & Friends Free THE HUT Rockers Uptown Cool Reggae Rock sound.

9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., No Cover Charge.

IRISH PUB Ronstadt Generations 6 p.m.-10 p.m.

MISS SAIGON Edna & Ely B-Cool With M. Alkabir 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free.

MISS SAIGON Jazz jam with Tony Frank 10:30 p.m., Free.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFĂ&#x2030; Jessica Fichot Chanteuse + Trio 7 p.m.-10 p.m., $10 suggested donation.

PEARSONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PUB 1120 S. Wilmot Road. 747-2181.

PLAZA PALOMINO 2960 N. Swan Road. 320-6344.

RIALTO THEATRE 318 E. Congress St. 740-1000.

RILEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S IRISH TAVERN 5140 N. La Cholla Blvd. 408-0507.

RIVERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S EDGE LOUNGE 4635 N. Flowing Wells Road. 887-9027.

RJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB 5769 E. Speedway Blvd.

495-5136.

THE ROCK 136 N. Park Ave. 6299211. rROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES 1015 N. Stone Ave. 6228871. bwroyalsun.com SAKURA 6534 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-7777.

SHOT IN THE DARK CAFĂ&#x2030; 121 E. Broadway Blvd. 882-5544.

SKY BAR 536 N. Fourth Ave. 6224300.

THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 5605 E. River Road.

529-7180.

SOLAR CULTURE 31 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874.

SPACE SMOKE SHOP 125 E. Pennington St., Suite 420. 7922713.

STADIUM GRILL 3682 W. Orange Grove Road. Marana.. 877-8100.

SULLIVANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STEAK HOUSE 1785 E. River Road. 299-4275.

SURLY WENCH PUB 424 N. Fourth Ave. 882-0009.

TAP & BOTTLE 403 N. Sixth Ave., Suite 135. 344-8999.

UNPLUGGED TUCSON 118 E. Congress St. 884-1800.

WHISKEY TANGO 140 S. Kolb Road. 344-8843.

WORLD OF BEER 350 E. Congress St. 777-6482.

NIMBUS BREWING COMPANY TAPROOM Sweet Willie D Blues Band 7 p.m.-10 p.m.

OLD FATHER INN The Lemmon Lot 9 p.m.- 1am.

PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Boomer 9 p.m.

THE PARISH Al Foul 9 p.m.-12am.

PEARSONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PUB Wendigo Crossing 9 p.m.

RIALTO THEATRE Benise 7 p.m., $27-$75.

RIVERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S EDGE LOUNGE Crazy Heart 9 p.m., free.

RJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB Minute of Angle 9 p.m.

SHOT IN THE DARK CAFĂ&#x2030; Mark Bockel 10 p.m.

THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 80s and Gentlemen 9:30 p.m.

SPACE SMOKE SHOP We Gave it Hell and A Hero to Fall, with Sorrowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ruin and One Night Massacre 8 p.m., $5.

SULLIVANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush 7 p.m.-10 p.m.

WHISKEY TANGO Funky Bonz 9:30 p.m.- 1:30am.

3!4 !5' LIVE MUSIC

AVA: ANSELMO VALENCIA TORI AMPHITHEATER Los Tigres Del Norte 8 p.m., $40.

BANANAS BAR AND GRILL Cobras Bluesrockin Band 8 p.m.-12am.

BODEGA KITCHEN & WINE Voodoo Man Blues 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Equinox 8:30 p.m., $5.

BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Mustang Corners 6 p.m.

CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10 p.m., $5.

CLUB CONGRESS Steff and the Articles, The Electric Blankets, Sorry About Your Garden 7 p.m., free.

COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn 6 p.m.- 9 p.m.

DANTEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FIRE Greyhound Soul 9 p.m.-12am, free.

DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Stuart Oliver 7 p.m.

DESERT DIAMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB Los Centenarios $5, ladies free.

FINIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LANDING Randy Prentice Band 7:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., free.

THE FLYCATCHER Maria Del Pilar with Jesika Von Rabbit

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THE FLYCATCHER Dutch Holly 6 p.m.- 7:15 p.m., Free.

IRISH PUB Dirty Dice 6 p.m.-10 p.m.

JW MARRIOTT STARR PASS RESORT AND SPA Marc Antoine and Brian Simpson 7:30 p.m.-10 p.m., $45 per person or $150 for a VIP table for two that includes a bottle of wine and a sweet treat.

KIEF-JOSHUA VINEYARDS Jeordie 1 p.m.- 4 p.m., free.

MAVERICK Flipside 8 p.m., $5.

MISS SAIGON The Jango Jam 10:30 p.m., Free.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Buffelgrass Bluegrass 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover.

PARADISO BAR AND LOUNGE Angel Norteno 9 p.m.

THE PARISH Jillian Besset 9 p.m.-12am.

PLAZA PALOMINO A night of Motown with George Howard and special guest Anna Warr 5 p.m.- 8 p.m., $5.00.

RIALTO THEATRE 311 7 p.m., $41-$46.

RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Velocity 9 p.m., free.

THE ROCK Blu, MED from Stones Throw, Cash Lansky, Marley B, Jabee, Indigo Kids, B3nbi 7 p.m., $13.

SOLAR CULTURE Pete Fine 8 p.m.

SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush 7 p.m.-10 p.m.

WHISKEY TANGO Side Effect 9:30 p.m.- 1:30am.

WORLD OF BEER Oliverio Acoustic Music 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., No Cover.

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ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Steff Koeppen 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free.

THE BASHFUL BANDIT Sunday Jam with the Deacon 4 p.m.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Heather Hardy and the Lil Mama Band. 6 p.m., $5.

CACTUS BOWL Bob Kay, the Singing Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies Non-smoking dance. Call 8835491 for info. 4 p.m.- 6 p.m., $2.

CHICAGO BAR Reggae Sundays DJ Jahmar International and DJ Papa Ranger. 8 p.m., free.

LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly.

12 p.m.- 3 p.m., free.

FINI’S LANDING Andy Hersey. 5 p.m.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Mark Stuart Tribute concert for Jonathan Holden 6 p.m.- 9 p.m., no cover.

RIALTO THEATRE Kenny Wayne Shepherd and Los Lonely Boys. 6 p.m., $38-$62.

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BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Bryan Dean Trio. 6 p.m., free.

CHICAGO BAR The Ronstadt Generations ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS Jazz Guild Jam. 9 p.m., free.

THE ROCK Chiodos, Bless the Fall, I Killed the Prom Queen, Capture the Crown. 6 p.m., $18.

SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush. 5 p.m.- 8 p.m.

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ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Tommy Tucker 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free.

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