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SOUTHERN ARIZONA WATERCOLOR GUILD GALLERY Southern Arizona Watercolor Guild Gallery. 5605 E. River Road, Suite 131. 299-7294. WOW #4 – Watch Our Walls – paintings, scarves, glasswork and jewelry by local artists. A reception takes place Friday, Aug. 22, 5 to 7 p.m. Tuesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., Sept. 14, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Sept. 14, free. http://southernazwatercolorguild.com TUCSON JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER FINE ART GALLERY Tucson Jewish Community Center Fine Art Gallery. 3800 E. River Road. 299-3000. Kevin McLaughlin Recent Paintings is on display. Fri., Aug. 15, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Free. 299-300.

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COOL SUMMER NIGHTS AT THE DESERT MUSEUM: DESERT HARMONIES Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. 2021 N. Kinney Road. 883-2702. Tonight is about making music in the desert. Listen and enjoy a variety of musical performances including some just for kids. Sat., Aug. 16, 5-10 p.m., Free with Museum admission. http://www.desertmuseum.org

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STARS OF MAGIC - HEADLINER MASTER MAGICIAN KENRICK “ICE” MCDONALD Temple of Music and Art. 330 S. Scott Ave. 622-2823. International Master Magician Kenrick “ICE” McDonald is a headliner at the 27th Anniversary of “Stars of Magic,” Tucson’s premier magical event of electrifying magic tricks and entertainment for the whole family. Sat., Aug. 16, 7-9 p.m., $15 for Adults and $10 for children (12 & younger). 977-8910. http://www.starsofmagicshow.com johnredmon@cox.net

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EVENTS THIS WEEK CLASSICAL, OPERA, JAZZ, FOLK THE ENDICOTT PLAYERS OF BOSTON Grace St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. 2331 E. Adams St. 327-6857. Michael Manning, piano. Pamela Dellal, mezzo-soprano. Roy Sansom, recorder. Virgiliano: Ricercata sesto. Schumann: Nachtstucke, Op. 23. Schumann: Songs, Op. 90. Hindemith: Piano Sonata No. 3. Hindemith: Marienleben. Pre-concert lecture at 6:30 p.m. Sun., Aug. 17, 7:30-9:30 p.m., free and open to the public. 781-454-9198. FRIENDS OF MUSIC CONCERT: IVORY WIND TRIO St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Ivory Wind Trio (Deena Reedy, flute; Ji Sun Lee, piano; Victor Valenzuela, horn) will perform works by American composer Eric Ewazen, French composer Charles Koechlin and a humorous, rousing and (almost) patriotic composition called Scars and Scrapes Forever! by Ken Laufer. Held in the Church. Sun., Aug. 17, 2-3:30 p.m., Suggested admission $20. 222-7277. http://www.friendsofmusictucson. org/summer-sizzlers.html

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PLANET JAM Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. Planet Jam is an evolving fusion of Eastern and Western music and culture. Planet Jam music has rippin’ rock solos, poppin’ reggae rhythms and fresh Gypsy licks, dubby and tight, modern with ancient tap roots. Fri., Aug. 15, 8 p.m., $5.

4(%!4%2 AUDITIONS Valley of the Moon. 2544 E. Allen Road. 323-1331. Harry Potter and the Haunted Ruins. The show is a walking guided tour through the grounds, an interactive theater experience. Take the Hogwarts Express and help create the magic. Large cast and crew needed. All ages. All volunteers. Unique opportunity. Fri., Aug. 15, 6-8 p.m. and Sat., Aug. 16, 6-8 p.m., free. AUDITIONS FOR LAKME, THE OPERA BY LEO DELIBES Red Barn Theater. 948 N. Main Ave. 622-6973. Seeking actors 14 and older for chorus, and leads: Soprano and Mezzo-Soprano, Baritone and Tenor. Performances: Oct. 24 & 25, Nov. 1. Bring schedule conflicts list. Tue., Aug. 19, 7-9 p.m. and Wed., Aug. 20, 7-9 p.m., free. http://redbarn-theater.angelfire.com redbarntheater@yahoo.com AN EVENING OF CAROL BURNETT The Community Playhouse. 1881 N. Oracle Road. 6232137. A collection of skits from the classic Carol Burnett television show. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9 p.m. and Sundays, 2-3:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 24, $12. 887-6239. http://www.communityplayerstucson.org/productions.html

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BOOK SIGNING FOR THE HORSE LOVER Costco Wholesale. 3901 W. Costco Drive. 575-8302. Local author H. Alan Day will sign copies of his new memoir The Horse Lover: A Cowboy’s Quest to Save the Wild Mustangs, the story of starting the first government-sponsored wild horse sanctuary and caring for 1,500 wild horses. Sat., Aug. 16, 12:30-2:30 p.m., Free. lynn@lwsliteraryservices.com BOOK SIGNING WITH B. J. KURTZ Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. Ms. Kurtz will be signing her latest novel Zeus Defended. Sat., Aug. 16, 1-2 p.m., Free. Books Available for Purchase. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com SOUTHERN AZ AUTHOR’S SERIES Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Tucson authors Eugene Friesen and Carroll Rinehart discuss their decades of spiritual exploration – both personal and professional - that formed the psychological and theological framework for their collaborative book, On a Journey to Wholeness: Cabbage Grows from the Inside Out. Sun., Aug. 17, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Free. Donation appreciated.. 322-0832. http://www.unitytucson.com/calendar/

,%#452%3 SUMMER LECTURE SERIES: KEEPING TIME IN EARLY MODERN EUROPE St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. UA Late Medieval and Reformation Studies together with St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church present four lectures on consecutive Sundays. Aug. 10: “How to Reform a Dragon: Church Calendars and Catholic Ritual in Protestant England,” with Cory Davis, M.A. student. 10:15-11:15 a.m., Free. 626-5448. http://dlmrs.web.arizona.edu/ events bettertm@email.arizona.edu DIY FUN WITH MANDALAS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Presented by DC Unlimited. Participants will make a mandala of their own or just have fun coloring the ones provided. Learn about the long history of mandalas across cultures, uses of mandalas for health, meditation and fun. Sat., Aug. 16, 1:30-2:30 p.m., Free. 791-4010.

MINDY RONSTADT AND THE ALL BILL BAND Kirk-Bear Canyon Branch Library. 8959 E. Tanque Verde Road. 594-5275. Playing and harmonizing on Pop, Light Rock, Jazz Standards and Bluegrass. Sat., Aug. 16, 3-4 p.m., Free.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUCSON LECTURE The Inn at the Fountains at La Cholla. 5830 N. Fountain Ave. Tucson was “born” the year before the Declaration of Independence was signed. Find out what life was like for our city’s founders when Tucson Historian John Lown presents artifacts, personal items and facts about Tucson pioneers on Tucson’s 239th birthday. Wed., Aug. 20, 1-2 p.m., free. 797-2002.

PATO BANTON AND THE NOW GENERATION Sea of Glass Center for the Arts. 330 E. Seventh St. 398-2542. 7-piece roots reggae from Southern California. International chart-topping artist Pato Banton has worked with Sting, UB40, Steel Pulse, Burning Spear, The Beat, and many other acclaimed musicians. Sun., Aug. 17, 7:30 p.m., Ages 18 & older $15

PUBLISHING YOUR GENRE FICTION NOVEL Woods Memorial Branch Library. 3455 N. First Ave. 594-5445. Award-winning and nationally best-selling local author Jesse Petersen discusses the steps necessary to see your novel published. Topics such as a strong proposal, literary agents, publishers and self-publishing will be discussed, followed by a Q-and-A session.

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Tucson’s public libraries. Aug. 16-17, 8 a.m.-12 p.m., free. http://www.pimafriends.com fpcpl@qwestoffice.net GROWN-UP STORYTIME El Rio Branch Library. 1390 W. Speedway Blvd. 5945245. A night of irreverent humor, stories, games, and crafts during a special after-hours program. Snacks provided. Geared toward adults. Thu., Aug. 14, 6:30-8 p.m., Free. POETS SQUARE NEIGHBORHOOD DINE OUT Zivaz Mexican Bistro. 4590 E. Broadway Blvd. 3251234. Zivaz is contributing 15 percent of your check for lunch, happy hour, dinner, takeout when you download and present this flyer. Proceeds benefit fundraising for Poets Square neighborhood sign project. Mon., Aug. 18, 11 a.m.-8 p.m., . http://poets-square-neighborhood. blogspot.com/ poetssquare@gmail.com PREPARING FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTIONS Martha Cooper Branch Library. 1377 N. Catalina Ave. 594-5315. Guest speaker: Steve Kozachik. Join Arizonans for Gun Safety-Tucson to learn about the candidates, the 5 key issues regarding gun safety and effective dialogues when speaking to representatives and candidates. Thu., Aug. 14, 6:30-8 p.m., Free. http://www.facebook.com/azgstucson azgstucson@gmail. com

COMIX IT UP: A MONTHLY MINI-CON MIXER Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. Tucson Comic Con and Maker House have teamed up to provide a monthly Mini-Con-Mixer. There will be comic artists and creators, costuming groups, cosplay, panels, food trucks, drink specials and more. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m., Free.

RUMMAGE FAIR BOUTIQUE WomanKraft Art Center. 388 S. Stone Ave. 629-9976. An indoor, air-conditioned rummage fair boutique. No early birds. Fri., Aug. 15, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sat., Aug. 16, 8 a.m.-4 p.m., Very Cheap!. www.womankraft.org

KRISHNA FEST Govinda’s Natural Foods Buffet and Boutique. 711 E. Blacklidge Drive. 792-0630. Celebrate Krishna’s Birthday with live music from Savitur, Indian Classical Dance by Urvashi Dance Troupe and Fire Acrobats from Cirque Roots. There will be a kid’s activity area, food vendors, yoga tent, temple ceremonies and a free vegetarian feast. Sun., Aug. 17, 7-11:45 p.m., free. http:// www.GovindasOfTucson.com

FREE ICE CREAM SOCIAL Desert Star No. 54, OES. 3959 E. Mabel St. 7953777. Marion McDaniel Lodge #56 and Desert #54 OES Ice Cream Social includes hand-dipped cones, custom flavors, sundaes, novelties, floats, milkshakes, sodas and fried ice cream. Sun., Aug. 17, 2-5 p.m., Donations accepted.

OLD WEST DINNER AND MOVIE Arizona History Museum. 949 E. Second St. 628-5774. Arizona Historical Society hosts Old West Dinner and the movie In Pursuit of a Dream. Free parking, free museum pass, special exhibits, raffles and costume contest. Come dressed for the 19th Century, prizes for best outfits. Call for tickets: 628-5774. Sat., Aug. 16, 4 p.m., $30. http://www.arizonahistoricalsociety.org/ SALSA & TEQUILA CHALLENGE La Encantada. 2905 E. Skyline Drive. 299-3566. More than 50 chefs and restaurants prepare unique salsa recipes and mixologists create innovative tequila-based drinks along with sweet and savory menu pairings. Sat., Aug. 16, 6 p.m., $45 in advance, $55 at the door. 797-3959, ext. 0. lauren@saaca.org TUCSON BIRD & WILDLIFE FESTIVAL NATURE EXPO RiverPark Inn. 350 S. Freeway Blvd. 239-2300. A free, fun-filled nature expo during the Tucson Bird & Wildlife Festival. Live birds and reptiles, family-friendly natural history talks, educational exhibits, nature-related vendors, and more. No advanced signup required. Free parking. Fri., Aug. 15, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat., Aug. 16, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 17, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 209-1811. http://www.tucsonaudubon.org/expo

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FREE SEED SATURDAY Rillito Nursery and Garden Center. 6303 N. La. Cholla Blvd. 575-0995. Children 18 and younger are invited to plant a seed of their own. Rillito Nursery will provide each participating child with a recycled 4-inch pot, soil and a wide selection of seeds to choose from to plant and take home. Sat., Aug. 16, 8:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. FROZEN FUN Bookmans. 6230 E. Speedway Blvd. 748-9555. Have some Frozen fun watching the hit movie Frozen. Enjoy free ice cream, Frozen crafts and games while viewing the film. Sat., Aug. 16, 12-2 p.m., Free. speedwayevents@bookmans.com MOVIES IN THE PARK Reid Park. 900 S. Randolph Way. 791-4873. 2014 August 15 - Night at the Museum, 6:30 p.m. Free. 797-3959. jonas@saaca.org SONORAN DESERT REPTILES RiverPark Inn. 350 S. Freeway Blvd. 239-2300. Get a hands-on learning experience about the amazing biodiversity of amphibians and reptiles of the Sonoran Desert. A 30-45 min family friendly introduction to Sonoran Desert herpetology will be followed by a 45-60 min interactive demo. Sat., Aug. 16, 10-11:30 a.m., Free. 209-1811. http://www.tucsonaudubon.org/expo SUMMER MOVIES PCC Northwest Campus. 7600 N. Shannon Road. 2062200. The Summer Movie series is a partnership program with the Northwest YMCA. Movies are free and everyone in the community is welcome to attend. Fri., Aug. 15, 6:30-9 p.m. 206-2131.

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SAINT HOUSE RUM BAR C 256 E. Congress St. 207-7757. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. With its Caribbean-styled menu and selection of dozens of rums from around the world, Saint House is a unique addition to the downtown restaurant scene. Proprietors Travis Reese and Nicole Flowers of 47 Scott and Scott & Co. have hit another home run, with expertly crafted cocktails, savory appetizers and plenty of entrĂŠes that will please both the lunch and dinner crowds. (11-2113) $$

#().%3% CHINA PASTA HOUSE C 430 N. Park Ave. 623-3334. Open Monday-Friday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. MC, V. This small UA-area restaurant features the delicious cuisine of Dandong, China. Gruel, dumplings, buns and noodle dishes fill out the menu. The pasta quality may vary—sometimes, it’s mushy; sometimes, it’s not—but the food is always tasty. The spicy, peppery “hot and sour noodles with three shredded stuffâ€? is highly recommended. (5-3-12) $ IMPRESS HOT POT C 2610 N. First Ave. 882-3059. Open MondaySaturday 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sunday 1:30-10 p.m. Bistro/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Impress Hot Pot is Tucson’s first Chinese hot-pot restaurant, and this do-it-yourself place is definitely worth a stop. Authentic Chinese flavors abound; try one of the many unique dishes like jellyfish, chicken feet or preserved eggs. Customize your own tasty hot pot with a plethora of ingredients and sauce options—and be sure to bring friends to share. (11-3-11) $$ JUN DYNASTY C 2933 E. Grant Road. 881-0778. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. If having a menu written in Chinese is any indication of authenticity then this midtown spot is as authentic as it gets. With items such as sizzling wok intestine and spicy frog in casserole, you have to admit they’re offering something beyond the typical. Plenty of the usual subjects can also be found for the less adventurous eaters among us. The emphasis here is Szechuan, so there’s lots of heat. We loved the dan-dan

noodle on the dim sum menu and the dumplings are some of the best we’ve sampled. Portions are huge and prices are reasonable. (10-24-13) $-$$

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POLISH COTTAGE C 4520 E. Broadway Blvd. 891-1244. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sunday noon-7 p.m. CafÊ. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This tiny midtown spot is like a little slice of Poland. It offers your pierogi, your bigos, your kielbasa, your stuffed cabbage and your borscht—home-style food just like your babica made. The beer list is long, and, of course, there’s vodka. It’s stick-to-the-ribs stuff. (1-1912) $

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GREEK HOUSE C 1710 E. Speedway Blvd. 323-1446. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The claims here are true: The food is authentically Greek, inexpensive and ready quickly. For the most part, the food is homemade, not cranked out in some far-away factory. The pita sandwiches are the stars here, although the salads hold their own. Daily specials include pastitsio and moussaka. Several desserts have a Greek twist, but order the baklava for a real treat. (12-05-13) $ IT’S GREEK TO ME NW 15920 N. Oracle Road. 825-4199. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. From luscious appetizers like the rich taramosalata, to savory entrÊes like the pastitsio and the lamb shank, and concluding with a heavenly honey cake or lovely baklava for dessert, the food at this Greek joint sings. These are the same people who run the wonderful Athens on Fourth Avenue, so you know the food’s going to impress. The atmosphere is casual, and the service is sincere and friendly. If you’re lucky, George, the chef and owner, will come out to share a glass of wine or a little insight on how he prepared your dinner. It’s worth the drive to Catalina. (11-17-11) $$-$$$ PELIO GRILL GREEK TAVERNA & CATERING

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Wednesday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. CafÊ/Beer and Wine. V, MC. At the southwest corner of Park Avenue and University Boulevard, Pelio Grill has a bright, airy space that is conducive to lots of small groups of diners. The food is tasty and served quickly, and the service is friendly. The classics (gyros, dolmathes, calamari, saganaki, etc.) shine, and though the entrÊes need a bit more polish, they’re still delicious and reasonably priced. The wine selection is limited to mostly Greek choices and there are a few beers on draft. (2-27-14) $$ YANNI’S THE LITTLE GREEK E 1101 N. Wilmot Road, No. 119. 288-4735. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/Counter/BYO. Cash, checks. This cozy place is a nice addition to the mix of ethnic restaurants near Wilmot Road and Speedway Boulevard. The food has a decidedly homemade flavor. Moussaka, pastitsio, pilaf, souvlaki, spanakopita—they’re all here. Add the friendly service and you know you’re on to something. We especially liked the gyros, with a soft

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MAYA QUETZAL C 429 N. Fourth Ave. 622-8207. Open TuesdaySaturday 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. CafÊ/Beer and Wine. MC, V. Maya Quetzal has graced the sidewalk of Fourth Avenue for more than 20 years, and it’s Tucson’s only Guatemalan restaurant. Flavors are subtle but complex, and the slow-cooked, tender meats are delicious. The menu is inexpensive, with reasonable portion sizes and a ton of vegetarian options.(10-3-13) $-$$

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LANI’S LUAU HAWAIIAN RESTAURANT E 2532 S. Harrison Road. 886-5828. Open TuesdayThursday 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC and V. Enjoy an authentic taste of Hawaii right here in Tucson. Dishing up luau-style food (think lots of pork), the family-owned and -operated joint is a great place to cure that craving for laulau, kalua pork or chicken long rice. With a fairly extensive menu and a significant nod to the Filipino influence in Hawaiian food, Lani’s is definitely worth the trip to the eastside (2-16-12) $-$$

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CURRY LEAF C 2510 E. Grant Road, No. 100. 881-2786. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. DC, DIS, MC, V. Curry Leaf offers affordable lunch specials, as well as delicious dinner entrĂŠes. The food is fresh; the service is friendly; and the portion sizes are generous for the price. Be sure not to miss out on the soft, buttery garlic naan. (9-15-11) $$ CNEW DELHI PALACE E 6751 E. Broadway Blvd. 296-8585. Open daily

11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. New Delhi Palace is a great eastside spot for a quick, inexpensive and tasty Indian lunch buffet—as long as you’re not looking for super-spicy fare. Dinner is served fast and with a smile, and the menu offers an extensive selection of authentic and tasty Indian appetizers, entrÊes and desserts, as well as a great international beer selection. (11-4-10) $$-$$$

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CAFÉ DESTA C 758 S. Stone Ave. 370-7000. Open daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafÊ/BYO. MC, V. CafÊ Desta is more than just a place to grab some grub—it’s a shared dining experience. With more-than-generous portion sizes and flavorful traditional Ethiopian dishes, the cafÊ is livening up the south-of-downtown scene, filling a small void in an area lacking restaurants. (5-12-11) $$ ZEMAM’S, TOO! C 119 E. Speedway Blvd. 882-4955. Open Tuesday through Sunday 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. CafÊ/BYO. DIS, MC, V. Featuring traditional injera flatbread and wonderfully flavorful entres, the Ethiopian cuisine at Zemam’s, Too! continues the tradition of excellence set by the original Zemam’s. Don’t be afraid to go vegetarian there, either. (11-7-13) $-$$

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SHER-E PUNJAB C 853 E. Grant Road. 624-9393. Open daily 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. CafÊ/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tucked away in an unassuming strip mall, this quiet Indian venue could easily be overlooked. We recommend you don’t. The long menu offers choices for every palate. We swooned at the sauces – especially the lamb shahi korma with its creamy texture and nutty flavors. Vegetarians will find so many choices but we recommend the mushroom chili that is rich with seasonings and meltingly tender. And whether you like your naan simple or seasoned you will be happy with Shere’s variations. Plates can be ordered at various levels of heat. Finish your meal with cool kulftee or a sweet bite of gulab jaman. (5-29-14) $$

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marinara sauce and lemon. Pizza here is also a winner soft, fluffy dough and plenty of topping to choose from. And if there’s room for dessert, order the house-made tiramisu. (6-12-14) $$ GUSTO OSTERIA E 7153 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-9487. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. In this charming eastside spot, rustic Italian food is served in a most convivial atmosphere, and there’s a wine list with prices that can’t be beat. The tender manicotti is freshly made and stuffed with a delightful cheese mix; the eggplant sandwich is delicious. Service is top-notch, and the patio is the kind of place you could easily spend a couple of hours. Remember that the initial recipes are courtesy of the master, Joe Scordato. (3-22-12) $$-$$$ MAD MARIO’S ITALIAN DELI C 1710 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-3258. Open daily 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. While Mad Mario’s offers a wide variety of tasty Italian entrÊes, the sandwiches are the way to go here. The corned beef reuben is simply amazing—and so is the jovial service from Mario himself. The restaurant offers free delivery in the UA/midtown area for orders more than $20. (2-2-12) $-$$ NORTH ITALIAN FARMHOUSE NE 2995 E. Skyline Drive. 299-1600. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. (brunch) and 5-11 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. (brunch) and 5-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Some might say this foothills eatery is noisy, but that just adds to the hip vibe. Meant to evoke the Italian farm country, the food here hits all the right spots. Part of the excitement is the work station that plays a central role in the dÊcor and prep. A huge meat slicer cuts the spicy sausages and such paper thin. A pasta machine cranks out fresh tagliatelle and other noodles. The pizzas are unique and pretty, and the panini are crispy and full of flavor. This is a great spot to meet friends for a nosh and a glass of wine, but it’s also quite romantic in a big city, sexy kind of way. (1-10-13) $$-$$$ PIAZZA GAVI

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Monday 4-8 p.m.; Tuesday-Thursday and Sunday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. CafÊ/ Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. What a pleasant surprise Vitello’s is. It’s cozy; the staff is friendly; and the menu has just about everything Italian you might crave. The sauces range from a house marinara to a creamy vodka to a rich gorgonzola to a briny white clam. The pizzas are also quite good; they’re simple and rustic. Panini, salads, veal, chicken, seafood and dishes are also available. The cannoli is like Nana used to make. (1-13-11) $-$$$

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CEEDEE JAMAICAN KITCHEN C 5305. E. Speedway Blvd. 795-3400. Open TuesdaySunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Counter/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Yes, you’ll find jerk chicken here (and oh, what heavenly jerk it is), but there are plenty of other island specialties to choose from as well: curry chicken, oxtails, plantains and more. The side called festival is like a hush puppy, only bigger and better. Desserts are unusual but tasty; the cold drinks refresh. There’s Bob Marley music, and the staff is friendly. The only thing missing here is the beach. (10-21-10) $-$$ D’S ISLAND GRILL JA C 3156 E. Fort Lowell Road. 861-2271. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. For a taste of the islands—in this case Jamaica—D’s is the place to go. With fried plantains, jerk in many forms, cool drinks, great reggae and friendly service, it’s almost like you’re on the beach in Montego Bay. The dinners are fabulous and filling thanks to savory red beans and rice, a crispy festival and some slaw. Chicken comes jerked or curried; tilapia is crispy and moist and the desserts are the perfect counterpart to all that heat. There are also Jamaican tacos, a hamburger and beef patties. The prices are perfect. We’ll be heading back soon, for sure, mon. (11-14-13) $-$$

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restaurant scene with delicious Spanish, South and Central American-inspired dishes and inventive cocktails. Serving up twists on classics from these regions, Contigo puts a focus on sustainably sourced ingredients. With lots of seafood and vegetarian options, there’s something for every palate. (8-19-10) $$$

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