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Valerie Galloway’s “Madame et Monsieur” in “Sacred Love” exhibition at Art House Centro, from Dec. 6 through Jan. 2.

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ANNUAL TEKAKWITHA INDIAN FESTIVAL Blessed Kateri Tekakwitha Parish. 507 W. 29th St. 622-5363. Live music, Redhouse Family, Native Drum singers, and children’s games. Authentic Indian Frybread, tacos, sweet and sour booths. Native American Arts and Crafts vendors. Raffle Tickets $2 Grand Prize is $1000. Tickets can be purchased on the days of festival and winner need not be present. Sat., Sept. 6, 12-10 p.m. and Sun., Sept. 7, 12-10 p.m., Free. FAMILY DAY UA Museum of Art. 1031 N. Olive Road. 621-7567. Come and explore the art museum with story time, art projects, live performances, face painting and more. Sun., Sept. 7, 12-4 p.m., Adults- $5; Children- Free. 5200-626-9899. http://www.artmuseum.arizona.edu/ education/family-events LIL’ KICKERS OPEN HOUSE Maracana Indoor Sports Arena. 555 E. 18th St. 2357094. Lil’ Kickers is a national, non-competitive child development program using soccer for boys and girls ages 18 months to 9 years. Lil’ Kickers experienced instructors use creative, high energy games to build selfesteem, coordination and help kids conquer the developmental milestones they face at each age. Sat., Sept. 6, 12-2 p.m. and Sun., Sept. 7, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Free. 248-8687. http://www.tucsonsoccer.com/lil-kickers LIVE THEATRE WORKSHOP: SLEEPY HOLLOW AND THE RIDE OF THE HEADLESS STICK-HORSEMAN Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. A fun adaptation of Washington Irving’s classic tale: There is a new school teacher in Sleepy Hollow and

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PRICKLY PEAR HARVEST WORKSHOP Pima County Desert Discovery Center. 7798 W. Gates Pass Road. 877-6000. Learn to harvest and process the prickly pear cactus fruit. You’ll learn best methods for collecting the fruit and making juice that can be used in a variety of recipes and taste samples of several desert foods. Ages 12 and up. Fee $15. Reservations required. Wed., Sept. 10, 8-11 a.m. 615-7855. pima.gov/nrpr TUCSON MOUNTAIN GRASSES FIELD TRIP Feliz Paseos Park. 1600 W. Camino de Oeste. 8776000. Join botanist Meg Quinn to learn about the diversity of desert grasses that flower in response to summer rainfall. Carpool to several locations in the Tucson Mountains. Ages 12 and older. Fri., Sept. 5, 8-11 a.m., free; Reservations required. 615-7855. pima.gov/nrpr FOR EVENTS IN ART, LITERATURE, MUSIC, SPIRITUALITY, THEATER AND MORE VISIT TUCSONWEEKLY.COM.

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